Giggly Squad - Giggling about leftovers, exes, and the dmv

Episode Date: November 4, 2025

Paige's Halloween didn't go as planned and Hannah risked her life for ribs.shop merch watch our youtube series subscribe to our newsletter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sup Gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. Hello, my Galactic Gigglers. I knew you were going to say that. Oh my god.

You know it's crazy I'm feeling quite witchy today. I always feel very witchy around my birthday. Well, it is Scorpio season. And for people to don't know, I'm also a Scorpio. No, I'm also a Scorpio Rising, which counts as something. Like, we have Scorpio vibes on this pod. You're a witch. I have a question for you.

Like, I literally can't stop thinking about this. Once it came into my brain, I couldn't stop. Where the fuck is Jack Harlow? So many people have been saying that online. I didn't even see that. Like, I haven't seen any correspondence. You know what's funny is, like, I don't feel like he's, like, missing. Has he come up on your feed?

No. but I'm not worried where he is yet I mean I love men taking a break he's taking a rest let men rest because if they don't rest bad things happen wars yeah they get they get they get cranky and they start throwing things they get people pregnant let them chill out okay so we hope that Jack Harlow's resting, having fun. We hope that he's okay. Yeah, we send our love. How was your week? Wait.

Oh, we're performing. We at Halloween. We at Halloween. Wait. Wait. Actually, wait, wait. Wait. I actually have so many things to say about Halloween. It's like, it's actually crazy.

Okay, so this year, if you, okay, so living in New York City, you have to, like, sign up for trick or treaters, like, in your own building on like a sign-up sheet, whatever. in my building i've seen about three kids my whole life like there so i'm like surely there's not going to be that many kids like i can get a hundred pieces of candy and like i'm going to be good those little fuckers wiped me out in like 45 minutes i was like wait i'm ill prepared i'm like i'm freaking out i'm like what's the protocol were they taking handfuls no i do at my home we are a full size candy bar house so it was one per kid let me tell you something seeing the difference between a group of i don't know nine to 11 year old boys compared to their counterparts of girls

nine to 11 well a nine year old boy will mug you to your face no i actually like almost yelled help I had this massive, I should have taken a picture. I had this massive, like, glass vase because I didn't have like a big enough like bowl. So I was like, oh, this actually is perfect. It looks a little spooky. Like it's this, it looks like a big like glass like cauldron. I was like perfect output. And so like the hole to put your hand in to get the candy is not as like wide as the bowl.

It's like a little bit more narrow. The boys came up and rang my doorbell. and all seven of them tried to put their hand in the bowl at the same time, causing one of those Chinese finger things. So none of them could get any candy, but they also couldn't get out. I said, boys, you got to go one at a time. You're not going to get any, okay? You got to start slow before you just start going crazy in there.

I'm like, and you grow up to run our country. Four minutes later, a group of nine-year-old fairies comes in. gorgeous stunning dainty sparkly so much this was so sweet may i may i please i'm like you are angels angels back in my day we we let the adult hand us the candy and put it in our bag we say trick or treat and you hold out your bag and you say oh yeah we're not grabbing not these neanderthals okay the times have changed then here's the other thing okay so it's like So it's like you it's like a time because it's I think like in a building it's like there's like a cut off time.

So like it ended at like I want to say like seven o'clock or no I think eight o'clock. But I had run out of candy like 45 minutes prior to that and I was like shoot like what do I do? I couldn't like leave. Well I mean I guess I could have not in my cards. I was like you know what? Halloween's over like I'm done. So I texted my only friend that's like married and has her life together. and I was like, hey, what's the, so do you, but I, I didn't think of myself when you said that.

I was like, who? I was like, hey, Katie, what's the protocol when you've run out of candy? Like, do you just not open the door? The shop's closed. 86. She was like, Paige, it's totally fine. If you do not answer your door, it's a Friday night, you participated. Don't be so hard on yourself.

Halloween's over. I was like, thank you so much, Katie. I knew it was boys. If I didn't answer my door, they started banging on my door. I was like, oh, they go, we're going to mark this down. I called my dad. I called my dad. I go, the boys are knocking down my door.

What do I do? He goes, well, you should have gone and gotten more candy. Then I was pissed. I was like, greedy. No. No, no, no. I'm not going and getting more. It's over.

You did above and beyond, considering we're this awkward age of human where we're not young enough to trick or treat, but we're not old enough to have kids. and partake in trick-or-treating so we're like in this like in-between phase where it's like we've been it's been years since we've treated i think you're making that spectrum a tad broad i mean what you don't go from trick-or-treating to giving birth you have high school in the middle like that's crazy what are you saying i feel like there's something about in your 30s not having kids being involved with Halloween that just doesn't sit well with me No, it's not right.

It's actually not right. And we don't know what to do. I felt weird. If my, I don't know why I keep saying the word counterpart today. It's really like, it's really nailing it though. Because I'm thinking about like a 33 year old single guy. Yeah. Like if my kids are trick-or-treating at his door, I'm like, I'm like, why the fuck do you participate in this?

Are you giving people full snickers, you fucking weirdo? Yeah. I'm like, no, no. I do also think you. getting the full candy was like a little crazy it's a little pick me okay do you want to know why i did that because growing up my mom's birthday was on Halloween so Halloween was always like a big deal at our house specifically and my dad only gave out full-sized candy bars during Halloween and it was like such a thing in our neighborhood that like he's the guy I got a guy I got a guy his name's Gary it

shaped my childhood in so many different ways so now as an adult all time like I have to do full-size candy bars it's one night a week but wait I'm actually not done with Halloween I was talking to one of my girlfriends and she was like um oh I make my kids like give away their Halloween candy and I looked at her and I go sorry you're a monster to who I was like my my children I go to whomps are you making them give it away and she told me this whole whole thing she was like there's this thing called like the switch witch and you give her all your candy and then you switch it out for like a toy of your choice she was like I let them keep like a couple pieces and then I switch it out and I was like okay sounds actually great but as a former

child I'm livid I was like I can't even I guess she's teaching them like checks and balances at an early age like it just seems like a lot of like administrative work yeah I mean it is probably the healthier option but I'm like I couldn't I can't then what am I going to do then I have none yeah my thing was my mom was just like please don't get sick don't get sick it was all about like when I was going to get sick from like stuff in my face one note about getting sick I just I had the funniest thing happened to me this week I'm having stomach problems and I'm not trying to make this gross I just need let you guys know like no I'm having you have IBS for sure and I yeah no one cares and I I obviously haven't taken care of it i was just going to say have you ever gone to a doctor for any of it well

this is the thing i told my husband this but then like we go to we're going to brunch and i'm like i think i have a stomach problem like i'm always have a stomach ache and then we get there and i order the crab cake benedict so like i'm not doing myself any favors like why would i order the crab cake ben like let me get seafood with a cream sauce so top that off at 10 30 a m at this point i'm self-sabbitab Like I'm like but it's like that's what I want. You're like a child testing the waters. You're like what if I stuff it full of cheese? Or I'm like if I'm going to have diarrhea anyway, why not go off? Why not go hard? Why not live life if it's going to go through me? And then of course I get like the like maple latte, apple sauce latte. And that's going to go right through me with whole milk. And then I get mad

when I have a stomach ache. So my husband's just like he said what you said. He's like you got it like get checked i did once do like a am i allergic to anything i didn't get anything so i thought i was just i like don't believe in those tests though i think you can have like an intolerance and it not be like full like i feel like it truly is a spectrum yeah so i'm like all things it's a spectrum like sorry i'm not allergic to grass there's other issues going on with me i think you should do that thing where people take out like one thing and just see see i this is coming from a person who once said I'm going to go on a diet. And by dinner, I forgot I was on a diet.

Yeah. I think you really need to just, like, cut the dairy. Okay. Or at least wean it back. Just take. We're, like, literal drug addicts with dairy. We're like, hey, I don't want you to withdraw. Have a little bit at breakfast.

Keep you straight. Last time I tried to not do dairy, I ate butter. And I was like, butter's not dairy. But so then I tell Des, I'm like, I can't eat right now. even like he wanted to like hook up and I was like no I have a stomachache I can't and he was like okay and he left to go golfing I'm like I have his stomach cake but then like two hours go by and I got hungry I was shitting myself so I was really like I was empty I was so hungry so I opened the fridge he was like I feel like you're doing this on purpose there's a strong smell coming from the fridge

and I it's like leftovers and I open it and it looks like it's like like like parsley snip puree type sweet smell i'm like okay i don't like that but then you notice ribs and i was like oh my god ribs and i'm like let me just taste a little bit of it and it tasted so good next you know i ate like four ribs and then next thing you know i'm balls deep in barbecue sauce i don't know how i got there i'm having amnesia my husband comes home this comes home i'm lying on the floor ribs all over me. I spent our whole bank account. I have a fucking needle in my arm with

barbecue sauce. The house, there's a foreclosure sign out in front of the house. And he looks at me and he's like, are you hungry for dinner? And I'm like, no, I actually had the ribs inside. They're really good. And he goes, what? And I said, yeah, the ribs are really good. He goes, baby those are like over a week old and i was like what do you wait what do you mean because my parents had come over like actually like five days ago and i was like it thought it was from when my parents

came and he's like no that's a week and a half and he's like oh so it's my fault it's my fault so we're sitting there and i'm like so what's going to happen this is like this is this is i've dreamt of this scenario with you but in terms of like taking a drug like you sitting there being like wait So it's going to happen in the next couple of hours? I was like, what should I go? Should I throw up? And I'm like, no, I can't make myself throw up. Like, I literally won't.

Like, I can't throw up. It's like my biggest fear. Oh my God, you're so lucky you didn't have to like go to the hospital. No, well, that's what he's Googling it. And he's like, we might have to go to the hospital. And I'm just sitting there, like, scared. Just waiting for something to a wrap. And he's like, why would you do that?

You have stomach problems. Why would you eat ribs if you like have a stomach ache? And I was like, I don't know. I'm just complex. Like, I don't know. he's like have you ever heard of a god damn cracker a piece of fucking toast you're like what about a rice cake you're like do you have a barbecue marmalade no it was like it's also i also like koslaw which i'm pretty sure that has equal i like it was

kosla like it was i went crazy i blacked out he literally all he wanted to do was like have sex and he's like we probably like a 30 minute window by the way this is marriage you guys trying to have sex in between me having diarrhea hitting yourself so we hook up it was fucking crazy I'm like I'm like sweating I'm like is this because I'm about to die or I mean he's like I'm not going on top like that would be crazy like I would be honestly just for the laws of physics that would be such a death witch also then we got to fight because right before we hooked i love saying hooked up with my husband yeah it's actually making it so like team novel i'm like obsessed and right before i go in to kiss him i smell my armpit and he's like can you

not do that you're a barn animal before I like got all up in you like I was checking if I smell good and he's like can you not do that right before you kiss me I'm on his side with that one like what a jarring move but then I was like okay do I have to be like subtle with it like anyway so then we just kind of sat there awkwardly for a while and my stomach was a hundred percent fine like arguably the best it's been in a long time your stomach's like I've seen worse get the fuck out of my stomach's like whatever bacterial infection you had I think it canceled it out so I was fine me we went to college please this is fucking amateur hour so you think someone with the most sensitive stomach ever shouldn't eat two week old meat but I throve I thrived no that's why I really think yours is mental no no specifically dairy because every time you really do have like a crazy poop attack you've either had like sour cream melted cheese a latte wait you're turning me on

oh sorry cream and melted cheese yes you're like wait those are all my favorite food oh god so keep you guys posted um Wait, so we both did the same thing for Halloween. We took photos and then called it a day. How long did your hair and makeup take? That's a good adult thing to do. How long did it take to get your outfit together? Well, I had to get hair and makeup for something else like prior in the morning.

So I was like, let me just tack on this. So it wasn't like I, it was like a whole production. It was literally like, Taylor did my makeup in like 30 minutes. And Mitchell just like put a wig on me. But it was fun. It was cute. And I wanted to do something for Daphne. She's my child.

She looked amazing. She looked amazing. She was really, like, not feeling it, but it was fine. Stephanie's tired. She's tired. She's been working a lot. She's, she's exhausted. I made Grace come with me to Manhattan mini storage.

I saw that. Because that's where I have some stuff stored. And I realized it looks just like the severance hallways. and um you like a really looked like her oh my god thank you i think holloman costumes are good when you like naturally slightly look like the person like post malone or you look like a cat a cat next year we have to do a couple's thing yeah people sent me some good ideas for us and i was like duh of course we should have done that but we both i came up with my costume like a week before a week before oh but also i ordered so many things for this costume and the school

skirt didn't arrive the day of so i had grace go up and get a hugo boss navy um skirt which is gorgeous pencil skirt so kunty um but that was the day of so it got kind of crazy it was a little devil wears prada i was like you were having to get this look together absolutely um one last thing about Halloween so look not that i would ever take sides because i'm not dialed in enough to even take a side but i i am an appreciator of art okay and so when somebody claps back or has a rebuttal in an artful way i'm tuned in i'm sat i want to appreciate it impressed almost i'm i would say i dare to say i'm impressed so Travis Kelsey's ex-girlfriend Kayla.

Did you see what she did for Halloween? I have in all my days, I don't think I've seen a better executed, like, hey, you said something about me, this is what I wanted to say back to it. I watched it 400 times. I mean, I couldn't, I couldn't stop. For people that don't know, everyone was saying that Taylor Swift had said something in her new album, kind of like shading Travis's ex, Kayla. So for Halloween, Kayla dressed as Tony Braxton

from a very specific music video of the song named, he's not man enough for me, which in the lyrics, it says, I told him to leave, so I don't care that you're marrying him because I'm not thinking about him, he's thinking about me, he wasn't man enough for me, I don't want him.

And if I had a nickel, I would have a million nickels. But it was just so elegantly clapped back at in like a very simple way. And I was just I was really impressed. Because the clapping back can go sour. It can look too hard. You can look bad. Yes, you could look super bitter.

It could be a bit too mean. Yes. You don't know where your threshold is. until the internet gets a hold of it. A hundred percent, but she looked stunning. See, I'm, I'm on my, like, Dancing with the Stars, you know, runs. You've got a lot of drama going on over there. No, but I saw that.

I said, put Kayla on Dancing with the Stars. Now I'm a casting director for Dancing with the Stars. Now I'm producing Dancing with the Stars. Put her on Dancing with Stars. Put her on Dancing with Stars. Like, she's actually the perfect kind of talent for that. But, yeah, Halloween costumes, there were so many good ones. It's just Heidi Klum is so funny how she loves.

dressing up as the ugliest thing ever it's so interesting i think it's because it's like the one time of the year where she doesn't have to be hot she's like the opposite of mean girls like it's the one time of year yeah i got my armpits blazard botox oh stop so how do you feel there's a place babe aesthetics in west hampton dms me and they were like do you want botox because page just got Botox and I was like okay like I don't need to do everything page but I was like sometimes I'm my own person and I was like but yeah I do have a sweating problem we're fraternal twins we are I was like I felt it through her yeah but it doesn't go into effect for two weeks but it's yeah like I'm sweating right now okay there's a lot of messages of girls being like let me know what happened so I will

keep you guys posted but it's it's the most adorable nice spot um that I could roll into Since we're doing the aesthetics portion of the pod, I do want to give the gigglers an update that I did go to the orthodontist inquiring about braces on the inside of my teeth. And she was literally like, get out of my office. People messaged me being like, don't do it. She was like, you would hate it. I'm never doing that to you. You also don't need it. So she was like, just go to your dentist, like, he'll figure something out for you.

I think you just have to restart Invisaline. Well, I went back to my dentist. She was like been my friend for a while if you need a dentist in New York City. Eric Chazen, he's amazing. I've been going to him for like 10 years. He was like, I'm just going to get, he was like, tell me what you hate. And I was like, it's literally one tooth. And he was like, okay, I'm just going to give you like a no prep veneer right there and shut up.

Or he could just pull it. Yeah. Or you could just put a bag over your head page. He's so sick of my shit. If you want to meet someone authentically sick of my shit, it's my dentist. He's like, just do the invisible line. He's like, don't get it. Okay, I'm going to tie a rope around that.

We're going to tie it to the door. We're going to count three to one, and I'm going to give you a dollar. He's like, enough. You know that, like, a doctor's fed up with your shit when you're like, should I make a follow-up appointment while you're in the office? And he's like, no, call. Like, usually they're like, make an appointment now because we don't want to have to chase you. He's like, now. We'll call you when we're ready.

That's like when I went to the dermatologist to be like, should I get like some kind of laser or something? And she was like, yeah, you should get like maybe like a PR 7, whatever. And they have like all these word names. And I was like, okay, great. Let's do it. And she was like, oh, you have to make an appointment in the next six weeks. And I go, babe, you're never going to see me again. Do you how hard it was to get me here?

Wait, actually I did that laser. Well, that I said, told the gigglers I was doing like over the summer. IPL. IPL. Was that it? No. I don't know. Did you have to be out of commission for a while?

Fuck. What was the name of it? I always ask my friend Alexa. Laser Genesis. How was it? Okay, so I did laser genesis over the summer and because it kept getting like pushed to me every time I'd go to the dermatologist

and I had a couple of brides like in my DMs like should I do it before my wedding? I don't think it was worth it whatsoever. How do you know? I mean, because they did like before and after pictures it's supposed to be like for fine lines, acne, brightening your skin like not for the amount of money.

I'm obsessed. I think it did it. I love the TikToks of people being like, what you shouldn't waste your money on. I'm like, tell me, uninfluenced me, please. That's like. That's so you. I love it. I'm like, call this motherfuck is out.

Call them out. So I know you were saying, I think you were saying, New York City, I'm performing this weekend. Yes. This upcoming weekend, Carnegie Hall. I'd like to attend to the green room. I didn't, I got nervous to ask you. I was like, does she, like, what does she want to do? Like it's so funny because I got nervous to ask you because I was like I don't want her to think that like I want to come and like sit and like annoy her like she doesn't really like people come like you don't let DES come to certain ones because you don't want to get nervous so I didn't want to be like hey I want to come and you be like eh that would actually like make me nervous no literally not at all in the green room I literally pretend like I don't have a show and then they'll be like hey you're on in 10 minutes and I'm like oh fuck I'm also going early to get my makeup done like we did it.

okay great at radio city so i'll be there like i'm chilling i had i had lunch with my nana and papa it was so they're so freaking cute i love them so much any good words of wisdom well nana i have like daphne all over my microphone nana's so gorgeous and she's sitting there and she goes oh i need something to look forward to and i said nana we have carnegie hall next week and she goes oh I hope I can make it that long No, she's the most traumatic Like every time I talk to her

I feel like she's just stepped off stage Of her one woman performance Of her life She's always like a little flustered From being so gorgeous Like she just did a meet and greet That's what she always In another life she's Luanne's mother

Like she's the original showgirl She is that girl And she said something I think it's it's my little cousin's birthday And everyone's going to Europe And she goes What if I get sick Right when everyone goes to Europe

Wouldn't that be She goes wouldn't that be horrible I said now that I've been in therapy Because someone in the family needs to go to therapy I said Nana do you know what that's called She goes she can't hear anything She goes what and I go okay Turn on your fucking ear thing

Listen to me right now it's called catastrophizing you're sitting here thinking of the worst possible thing that can happen instead of just being like oh it's going to be a fun birthday it's in our blood i said to her nana you're catastrophizing and she goes i would have nothing else to do this is what i do and i'm like you are so fucking funny she goes what do you do if you're not catastrophizing you're certainly not you're certainly not planning ahead i'll tell you that you're certainly not playing no all like Older Italian women love to talk up, talk about when they're going to die. They love it.

All she does is talk about death. She's like, well, you never know. I might be dead for that. It's like, they always slip it in in like the most. Yeah, she's like dinner when no one's going to care if I'm dead for that. Like, or if something like down the line, well, I'll be dead by then. It's always, I hope you have a good time. It's like, why?

But you know what's funny with the. anxious Italian moms and a lot of moms. I feel like she does would joke about this about his mom how she's anxious about everything so then when something really bad happened everyone would be like your mom's so calm and he's like no this is just she's been prepared for this all day all year so much she manifested it yeah she knows exactly what to do she catastrophes this in her own head she's prepared for this on so many levels she's so prepared um wait sorry we keep going back to Halloween, but last thing I want to say about Halloween, did you see Lily Allen dressed up as

Madeline? Because she named that one song, like, after the girl. See, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't connect it. I didn't connect it. You would love to dress up as Madeline, I feel like. Madeline is such a good Halloween costume. I do have to say, one thing, Lily Allen, there's like tons of shit going on online about her, but I kind of love that, like, at 40 years old, she just was like, I feel like being an it girl this month. and like not to be like 40s old it's more like just cool that at any age you're just like I'm going to pop off right now yeah it's like actually I'm going to change my life for a quick second the clips of him going around are so bad but like we've all been there like I've had

boyfriends like him and I'm like he hates me and it makes me like you more like I can tell that he hates me yeah and they either hate you because they're jealous or because they're so insecure about their own shit but when you're in it you can't tell that they're jealous you can't tell that they're insecure you're just like I'm not good enough for him and um it really is dark but he's yeah I've there's a million of them around and I saw a thing that said that Millie Bobby Brown had like gone to HR like before the last season of stranger things because of him like that he was just like the worst oh oh oh well you hate to see it you hate to see it And people get famous all the time, and you don't know that they're shitty people.

Did you see, have you watched any of the new Kardashian season? Like, I feel like I, I don't know why it feels like OG Kardashian. Really? Okay, so I'm going to freeze because I love them, but I never watched any of it. So I'm like, is it like Game of Thrones? Like, can I just start season 48? I mean, yeah, you can. But it was just like peak at its peak.

I was in a room with Kim Kardashian for like two hours. Oh, yeah. Wait. Okay, this is actually what I wanted to bring up. So you went to like the little, she had like an intimate dinner for All's Fair like premiere like premiere in New York. Yes. On the episode, the most recent episode, they're at All Is Fair like filming. Oh, wow.

And it's all about Kim Kardashian and Sarah Paulson, like having the giggles at all times. Like they could not get through this one scene and Glenn Close was like, pull it together. But when they look at each other, they start laughing. And it was so giving me and you. Sarah Paulson was there too. Because it was like, yeah, it was like this, it was like watching them. They had like their own secret language of like what they felt was funny. And I feel like that is very much like if you and I are in a group of people.

No one else loves. not only does no one else laugh but like in my head no one else exists because i'm like i'm not going to waste my time talking to you because you're not even going to get what i'm saying the way like we don't even it's not their fault because we don't even finish the sentence and you know what i'm saying wait i have to watch that episode that sounds so i want to see like the behind the scenes of that stuff no it's so funny watching them like giggle at everything like sarah paul's and dressed up as kim one day And just kept like going up to Chris like hi mom

Sarah Polson is with like an older woman Do you notice like a female Zaddy Um Oh my god she what is her She was the mom actually on two and a half men She's been like a lot of things Yeah she's really she's I can't think of her name but yeah they have like

A pretty big age gap So Sarah Paulson and I are like the same But Sarah Paulson was there I do have to tell you guys know at these, you know, Paige and I don't, we get nervous around a dinner party. We can't do intimate gatherings. And it's just so interesting.

Some people, like, I'm outgoing, right? Like, I'm having fun. But some people, next thing you know, they're like sitting on Kim Kardashian's lap, just like laughing. You know? Like, you're like, how did that happen? We're like, the second,

maybe I respect people too much, but I'm like, when Sarah Paulson walked by the table, I wasn't like, oh, how are you? Like, I was like, hi, Sarah, like, I respect you. Like, thank you. Like, don't let me. interrupt your night you know you know what I feel like it is and I actually have this like question

for you as we as you're like in your 20s and you get out of college and you're like trying to get a job you always hear the word like you have to network and network and blah-bo and you have to go to this this and this and I used to be like so against it because I was like I'm sorry I can't network because that's just not who I am I couldn't even sell like Girl Scout cookies when I was a Girl Scout because I was like, I'm not pushing me as obvious people that don't even want it. Trafficking. Like, watching people like social climb. Yeah.

Is like my worst nightmare because the anxiety that that would give me to like have to talk to someone like makes me anxious. And also like even as a like I'll tell people who I want to be friends with. I'm like, please bother me because I'm not going to bother you because I, God forbid, annoy you. Like that would ruin my day. So like when it comes to like these like really like, really like. famous people like I prefer to like one day be cast in a project with them and that's how we meet yes and and it's like it's not I'm not going to say something that's going to make Sarah Paulson be like who's that girl she's cool I'm not like going up to you and being like can I lick your face

and take a picture with you like yeah I'm never doing that you have things to do I'm never but will I look at Kim Kardashian the back of her neck the entire dinner and be like oh my god that's Kim Kardashian and look at her. But I also feel like, and I still feel like I see clips on TikToks of like female entrepreneurs or even like influencers or whatever and it's like you have to network, network, network.

I just like don't really think you do. I think that in certain situations, like I'm sure in certain industries, yes, but I am not like if someone wants to work with you, they're going to be able to find you and contact you. Then like how you act after that is definitely on you and keeping a good professional relationship. but I don't think like going to every cocktail party is going to like make you succeed.

You could be seen as really fucking annoying. Yeah. Actually. You just pop up everywhere? I don't think so. A thin fucking line. I do think with the internet though, the fact that you can just like develop your own brand than like it's so much easier

for people to see you and like reach out. But yeah, I feel like me and you rarely make the first move in terms of like connecting. And yeah, network. Because also it doesn't matter. if the person does not fuck with you they don't fuck with you it doesn't matter like how often you're around holding a glass of wine with them i will say i'm turning 33 tomorrow but that didn't even have anything wait it's tomorrow do you remember how google said your birthday was november 6 and like for five years i thought your birthday was november 6 i kind of like that the internet has my birthday

wrong because it's like yeah not everything you read on the internet is true can i say something the new york city marathon oh yeah because then i'm sure i'll piggyback off of it so i have something to say about the new york city marathon wait i missed it this year i've never been fucking happier i'm like yeah i'm out of fucking town get a grip you guys the craziest thing about the new york city marathon is what other sport do they have full professionals and then like joe schmo competing in the same thing like it's actually crazy they also don't even cheer for the professionals no no like my friends like I'm um my friend is running in it and I'm like bitch the race is over the person won already like how are you all racing in the same race professionals do it in like 20 minutes yeah it's like the US

open if they let like your mom who plays doubles once every two weeks like join like that's what it feels like it's kind of I don't know any other sport no I actually think um in terms of of marathons it's hard to qualify for the not hard harder to qualify for the new york city marathon than it is for other ones oh like not everyone can join i don't think so have you i don't think you can just walk up and be like i want to run the new york city can you i have never even looked into the first step of joining a marathon and like also i it did seem like fulfilling in a way where like you're with community and like people are rooting for you the thing with new york state is there's just like so much obstruction of the roadways.

And it's like the main reason we're here is to get around town. No, no, no, no. So the fact that the streets are only shut down for things, I hate it. Whoever logistically runs the New York City Marathon should run for president. Because they, how are we doing this in Missouri? Are you kidding? Actually, I think the route looks so dumb. I saw an outline of it.

I go, well, who the fuck would want to do that? I would get dizzy. I was like, what a stupid. To have a marathon in a major city is like next level crazy. Like, why don't you do it on a farm? Just let them run. So proud of the people that did it. I'm sure it's like, I don't know if I'll ever do something in the sports arena

where I have to train, but so more power to you guys. So happy I was out of town for it. Thankful. And is, thankful doesn't even do it just. Actually, my mom even texted me. what she said and goes oh i'm so happy you'll be out of town for the marathon that is so italian mom first i was stressing that you were going to get stuck and that you know weren't going to get home time oh thank goodness you're gone no i didn't sleep last night because i knew the marathon

was starting if you order you uber eats it'll take 45 minutes so after our uber conversation where she was like um where i was like you can't drink the drinks she literally called me immediately and she goes and tell Hannah they do inject it from the sides like of the water bottle she was like they do inject it from the sides and they do put poison in it so please make sure you tell Hannah to not drink me she was like hey I know you do little jokes on giggly squad but this is a serious thing going on also I went to the DMV this week and how was that well I went an in-depth story and burner phone if you guys want to hear the details where I tried to explain the story with my husband which could like going to the DMV with your husband and then telling the story of it like is how you can get divorced so it was like really risky of us to do that but he was like many couples have gone to the DMV and then talk about it in couples therapy that same way exactly like if you feel like just like testing or like you guys haven't fought in a while just

be like let's go to the DMV but I fortunately Des was like busy with something I love Amanda that's busy he was like busy i jump in the car and he was like on the phone and we're going to the dmv um because obviously i can't drive and he was like oh do you have everything you need what a great question what a funny question to ask hannah i go what do we even talk you i like in what way like what planet are we on first you were like well what genre of what things like i don't know what is this jeopardy like emotionally or physically because emotionally I don't know so in the DMV website like if it's not obvious to me it's not happening and then I'll turn it on them because I'm like well that made no sense but my problem was I had to do multiple things I had to change my address I had to renew it and I had to get a real ID so I got my I had my passport I had my wallet and I had my wallet and I had to get a real ID so I got my I had my passport I had my wallet and And there was, like, a random piece of mail for me.

And I'm like, this better work. And I show up. And the lady immediately was like, you need six points of identification. I go, what does that mean? Six points. What does six points mean? Six different. Well, apparently, things are worth different points.

And I'm like, I don't, I know you guys have your own little fun language. But, like, this is America. Sorry. This is America. You're not on level six, you fucking loser. So she goes, you need something that proves your address. I go, yeah, I have this, like, serious XM bill. And she was like, this isn't a bill.

This is just serious XM sent you something, like, like a... You need, like, a con ed bill or like an insurance bill or something, yeah. And I was like, okay, well, I don't have that. And she's like, it's okay, you can still renew it and get the real ID. Do you have your social security card on you? And I was like, I didn't know there was a card. And Des looks at me and You're like, now you're making things up, ma'am.

Now you're fucking with me a card. A physical card. I go, what did they get out to you? I have a podcast where millions of people. I could say how you're true. She's like, ma'am, this is protocol. Ma'am, you're under arrest. But Des is so sweet.

He looks to me. He goes, I knew there'd be something. He said that in the car. He goes, when you got there, there's going to be something you don't have. Don't get upset. This is part of life. I don't know what it is, but you're going to not have something. And I said, thank you for support of me.

Does this like a dad from like the 1970s that's just like so blunt? He's like, hey, you're not very bright and you're not very smart. So it's probably not going to work out in there for you. Just know people love you at home. That's literally the speech he gave to me before I went into the DMV. He goes, keep her head up because it's not going to go well. But I love you for you, not your DMV skills. Hey, we can't even believe you pass.

the test think of the bright side like it's a miracle we got this far i didn't believe in you know no he's literally like an 80s dad he's like i don't give a fuck worry about it in therapy you're stupid he goes back then we didn't have therapy we just figured it out we just pushed through we pushed it down we pushed it down so okay so the lady goes you have to have a social security card and i look at him scared he looks at me like i told you this would happen and he goes look he's like we practice for this he goes we're going to have to get it mailed to you it's and i was like no and he was like just breathe it's okay and she's like but i do think you could get it um renewed you can't do any of the other things and i said okay one for three like that's okay

so we get up to the place and i'm looking in my wallet and i pull out at like a random card next to my vaccination card i have two cards and i go what's this and he goes that's your fucking social security number he goes babe you did it you did it and then the lady's just as shocked as anyone he's like you think that i just like won the lottery yeah and then he goes the lady goes you can get a bill on your phone and i was like oh my god so i like find some bill and he goes you did it you i i did everything that i need accidentally i accidentally got my license at the DMV like how is it possible he goes how the fuck do you why you walk around there's your social security guard for the last 10 years on you like that is so not what you're

supposed to do you know what i'm taking your ibs ass out for ice cream get in the car i'm so fucking proud of you page we literally got ice cream afterwards shout snowflake riverhead best ice cream i knew it i knew he was going to be that because that's when 80s dad does he goes That was good work We're going to get a McFlurry get in the car That reminds me my dad used to be like If you win this tennis match

We're going to get milkshakes I'm like dad you want a milkshake You want a milkshake Dude just go get one Just get a milkshake so anyway Oh my god At the very end though she gave us the receipt And the address was wrong

Like she didn't put the like There's like extra stuff at the end And I was like ma'am like it's actually wrong. And Des is like, how did you see that? Like, he was like obsessed with me that day. Oh my God. He was literally, he was like, even a blind squirrel finds a nut.

Not after the ice cream. He goes, once the ice cream stomachache wears off. You're mine. You're mine. So then she edited that. But anyway, I don't recommend the DMV, but they do good work there. You've had to go an odd amount of times this. In the past six months.

Inhumane. Yeah, it's kind of crazy. Did you see the whole article where it was like, is having a boyfriend embarrassing? Yeah. Which like, yeah, being associated with a man in any capacity at any moment in time is embarrassing. But then I saw this other girl make a TikTok and it was just like, she was like, I'm just so tired. I didn't even know what it was about. I was just like, like, repost. Repose.

She was just like, how many times can we, like, blame women for, like, everything? But she was really talking more about, did you see the trend on TikTok where it was like, it's like girls showing things that, like, their husbands do? And it's like, yeah, because I didn't marry a loser. Oh, I don't like that. It's very. And she was like, she's, like, implying that the trend is like, it's on the girl to figure out in this plethora of men that are all losers. You have to pick out the one that's, like, not a loser.

and if he is a loser it's not on him it's on you also if you're posting to try to show that your man's not a loser I don't want to say it he's a loser all men are inherently loserish you know so let's just like say that first and foremost but she was then she was like relating it back to like our boyfriends embarrassing and she was just like no matter what women are just like always blamed and she was like so now you're blamed if you have a boyfriend like that's embarrassing but the girls that have boyfriends, like, they're already embarrassing. If he's a loser, that's bad for you. Like, that's on you.

And it really is, like, and I feel like I can speak to it, like having different relationships in the public eye. Like, any time one of my boyfriends in the public eye or, like, whatever would do something, it was always me that was like, well, she's stupid for being with him, like, type of thing. It was never, like, well, that was bad behavior on his part. Yeah.

Which it is just, like, so true. like obviously I agree with the Bogarticle boyfriends are embarrassing but all men are embarrassing it reminds me of the TikTok with La Roach did you see that from Victoria's Secret where he like the world yeah he was like we're from the same place

and she's like the Bronx and he goes the world so that was he was actually telling her like we're both LGBTQ plus but she didn't want to acknowledge that in that moment like she was like I want some privacy so that's why she goes the Bronx and then he didn't want to embarrass her so he said the

world but I said that's wait that went right over my head I had to watch like they were like there's layers to this but then that's me when I'm like talking shit to a girl about men and then she's like are you married and I'm like whoa whoa whoa the Bronx from the Bronx we were talking about you and your loser boyfriend not my situation but not my situation I do think like there is something to be said about not making your boyfriend, your husband, your personality, the center of your life. It is, I think it's less embarrassing. That's the embarrassing part is when like your happiness rides on him and your identity rides on that. And that's why I think sometimes it's hard, like public eye relationships. It's like you become a, yeah, they merge your names and shit. Like it's, you

don't merge my name. Don't merge any name. Don't merge the names. I'm speaking. Wait, you know it's crazy. Like, we're both girls. I'm so stupid. So stupid. I don't even know why I started it out like that. You're married, but like I feel like that's, why can't I form a coherent thought? You're married and you didn't change your name.

Did you ever think you were going to change your name? because I did and now as I get older I'm like in no I'm not changing my I've known in my core since I came out of the home I also like there are some people though like your last name's annoying like that's not your fault like it's like Krasinski or something and like no one could spell it okay not to come for the whole Polish community names are really difficult and it's not their fault but like sometimes like you marry a guy whose last name is like Baker and you're like okay let's do that um but I always like loved my last name identified by my last name I'm proud of my last name my mom added a hyphen hyphen which

by the way maybe was that was like them dipping their toes yes yes they were like hey we can't be full feminist yeah they're like they're like I'm not an angry feminist yeah she's like they're like let us dip it in but apparently that's a fucking nightmare at the DMV. No. That's why I really brought it up because I was like, you have a gripe with the DMV?

You know, girls will get married and then not be able to go on their honeymoon because their passport doesn't match their new name or like they didn't put the hyphen in the right place. That just seems like so much admin that I'm not ever going to be prepared to like start. And growing up in Parkdale, Brooklyn, it was pretty like open and free.

And one of my mom's friends, merged her name with her husband's name to create a new last name like a like a celebrity name it was quite creative that's a bit that's a bit outside my my range it is kind of annoying that like my brother's kids are burners but like my kids are not going to be burners and I'm like but I'm I am I am a burner I started this family you'd all be nothing without me no one of my favorite bits ever is from Chelsea Handler's stand-up where like she talks about her brother like having kids and his legacy and like it's such a good such a good bit can i do a quick shout

out to lois lois my niece lois one student of the month this month they took a photo they talked about like lois is all this stuff i facetime her this bitch was wearing sunglasses wouldn't make out contact with me anymore. When to do the month, one month, suddenly she's too cool for Aunt Hanney. She's different. She's different. But it's also like when it happened, I was like, oh, it's so sweet. But then I called her and I was like, Lois, even if you never went to New in the month again, I still love you. And that's like my own trauma I'm projecting onto her. I was just going to say, tell me for, tell me that when you heard that you weren't like, I could have won student of the month more. When I,

The first time I want, well, first of all, the first time I went student in the month, I didn't the first month, which I was livid. Wait, I can picture this clearest day. It's like September 3rd, and you're like, hold on. No, it was like that scene in a movie. They're like, the first ever student of the month is, and I go to stand up. They're like, Jacob. And I'm like, what? What?

you're like Jacob Jacob sticks pencil erasers up his nose he's the student of the month Jacob came to form a full sentence and he didn't do his homework on the fourth so that's fucking insane so then the second month I won it

and I said okay thank you and the teacher literally looked at me knew I was mad and she goes you won it the month of October yeah Hannah I won student of the month of October in third grade and it was too overwhelming.

I had to take a leave of absence from school and get my appendix out. I said, you know what? I said, you know what? Hold the phone. I'd prefer a spring month. I'm going to take a bit of rest. No, I feel like you won it,

and then you were like, this is the perfect time to get even more attention and have a life-threatening illness. I'm like, how could I make my rain stand out from all the other rains? You're like, I'm going to need this press cycle to last a little longer. I was like, ah, a medical diagnosis. You come back and everyone's clapping. I came

back. Someone had to like open the door for me. I said, yes. Please get my door. But I swear to God, the teacher, after I won, the teacher looked at me and I looked at her and I said, thanks. And she goes, I remember she goes, I couldn't give you it the first month that would have been too obvious. And I said, don't play games with me.

Yet again, we're always making excuses for the men. yet again the man wins um but i do think that that high i got from winning that it wasn't good it wasn't good for my me it definitely did start your level of competitiveness yeah and then i had to have an ego death you like expecting to get it like the first month and being like devastated though is so you like where you're like sorry what when i went into class i was locked in like i was eyeing with the teacher. I was like, what are we doing, me and you doing today? Okay, like, fuck all these other kids. Like, I'm here with you, Susan.

Do you want to know why? Wait, this is so many to think about. Do you want to know why you were like that? Because she's up there performing and you're like, hold on. No one's going to be performing in front of a crowd and not having me involved. Susan, from the top, what's the math again? they didn't hear it like you're emceeing her like you're opening for her I was tagging her up she'd make a joke and you're like that's a joke about fractions you idiots wouldn't get it

I might have told this story before but I have to tell it's one of our like family stories that I'll never live down I in Shelter Island a person came with like all these animals like it was like an animal show like a petting yeah like a petting but like with reptiles but I just remember you know as a kid like when you love something you're like no one here loves this more than me yeah you said let it go

yeah not the direction I was going yeah yeah imagine like you're sitting there and someone's like we're having it um an outfit runway and you're like well this is for me this is my time to shine so like

I love animals. So they're like, do you want to go to the animal show? And I go, do I want to go to that? Yeah, this has been in my calendar for three months. We're going to the animal show. So apparently I got there. And they like ask questions to the kids. It's like very interactive.

But my annoying ass was raising my hand. Everyone else is shy, right? Me raising my hand trying to answer every question. And my dad jokes that the guy was like clearly like, this isn't, we can't have you answer every question. Like leave some room for other kids. and then at one point I was running out of stuff to say

but I still wanted to be called on and he called on me and I like forgot what I was going to say and you could tell I was nervous and I just go I like animals honestly Hannah I know exactly the kind of kid you were

and I was the kid like in the corner looking at you being like are you fucking kidding if you keep talking we can't even pet the animals because you've been yapping the whole time so to the day my dad will be like I like animals.

And then he said the guy, even he jokes with the guy. I was like, can anyone, have they even to say maybe in Spanish? And I was like, because the animals. You did not. You did not, you know. So anyway, we've learned and we've grown. Anyway, follow your dreams. Be yourself.

Be yourself. At the end of the day, be yourself. And that's why we have a podcast because we can yap all day. No one's going to yell at us. We love you guys so much. Have a great. rest of your week great scorpio season don't forget to say happy birthday to page she's 24 yes yes bye