Giggly Squad - Giggling about liars, red carpets, and killers

Episode Date: October 30, 2024

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What's up, gigglers? Gary, fix the wifi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, my ghostly gigglers? It's the Halloween episode. We didn't plan a Halloween episode.

Is it? I just said that. No, we just said that. Also, everyone's- Shout out to my mom. It's her birthday on Halloween. Oh, shout out Kim. You're that girl. Just a real witch.

Also, what's, I don't, I can't handle the whole two weekends doing full outfits, but then again, I've never been a good Halloween person. The kids need to calm down. I mean, part of it is like, some people love dressing up as other people, and I feel like they should talk to someone about that. Yeah, talk about it.

No, but we are going to Seattle where we will be dressing up. Paige has her outfit. Yes, I've been getting a lot of DMs from the girls, like what's going on, what are we doing? And there's nothing worse than having a feeling like, is everyone gonna be dressed up and I'm not? So we will be dressing up for the Seattle show

because it's on actual Halloween. But for the rest of the weekend, we are not dressing up. Just to put that out there. So San Francisco, we will be in regular clothes. Arizona, regular clothes. But if you feel like you want to dress up on Halloween, we will support you. We will put you up.

If you feel like you want to dress up November 25, we will put you up. We will. If you feel like you wanna dress up November 25th, we will support you. Like we wear whatever you want. We support women in the arts period. So express yourselves, cause that's healthy for humanity in this economy. In this time. In this time.

Let's get down to business. You went to the CFDA awards. Did you figure out what CFDA stands for? So funny, Hannah. Thank you for bringing that to the forefront of the event. Because everyone's been wondering. Everyone wants to know. I, in fact, did Google.

I was on my way there. I was like, I should know what CFDA stands for. Committee, fashion. I was on my way there, I was like, I should know what CFDA stands for. Committee? Fashion? Council of some fundamentals. Listen, we don't know. Council of Fashion, something like of America. It's for American designers. So Kylie

Jenner is there. Kylie Jenner was there she literally walked the carpet like two people after me so I saw her like in in person person. Was there anything about how she does the carpet that you learned from? She's very poised. I feel like she's not, I don't wanna use the word stiff because she's not stiff, but she's very poised in her posing and it's very- She knows the pose. She knows her poses.

She doesn't want them to capture any other pose. That's smart. Yeah, no, she looks good on a carpet. I do have to say, whenever I've done a carpet, which clearly would never be as aggressive as when Kylie steps on, it goes by in a second and then you're like, fuck, did I do three hours of hair and makeup for me to just make a stupid face?

Yeah. Right after, every time I get off of a red carpet, I'm like, did I hold my shoulders back? Is my mom gonna freak out? Did I? Or I'm like, was my hair like fucked up and no one told me Cuz like you do all this prep, but then right before it's chaos and that's like when like I'll buy I'll eat something Okay. Well

So I pick my dress amazing and I'm like, it's very slinky. I should wear some shapewear underneath Look wear some shapewear underneath. Look, you need shapewear for certain things and like I needed it for that outfit but I had it I think I was wearing a size too small that I ended up feeling like it made me look bigger than I actually was because when I was in- You're saying like it squeezed certain parts? I shouldn't have frickin worn it because it sque- when I was in you're saying like it squeezed certain parts I shouldn't have frickin worn it because it's squeak when I was sitting in the car it got messed up and then I just had to walk in and so I didn't have time to

like fix it and so in my head on the carpet I was like my shapewear is literally making it look like I have the biggest ass in the world because it was so hiked up and squeezing me. And I, so just know on the carpet that I was uncomfy and I wanted to pull it down so bad but I couldn't get in there. Well now you know what it's like to have a fatty. Oh my God. Little dump truck.

So I'm just like so freaking over shape wear. There's gonna be rumors about your BBL. I hope so. I literally hope so. Do's gonna be rumors about your BBL. I hope so. I literally hope so. Do you remember how like two weeks ago, I think it was two weeks ago, we got invited to like Variety New York important people event, powerful.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you couldn't go because you had something. I was in Charleston for a wedding, yeah. You were in Charleston for a wedding. So I went with my mom and Rachel Zegler was like the cover star. And you know me, like I'm not bothering anybody. I'm just inside, I make my little jokes,

I'm seeing if there's any snacks, and then I'm going home. Yep, you eat an appetizer, say something crude, and you walk away. What up? That's my formula, I stick to it. So my mom is like, you know I love Rachel Zegler.

And I was like, I did not know this about you. And my mom's a singer, so she's like, no she has the most incredible voice. Like she's just, she's everything. So she gives like a speech and my mom's like enamored. And then after the speech, it's a very busy room. My mom just starts walking towards Rachel Zeigler and I'm like, okay, security's gonna literally knock you down.

Like, I don't know what you're doing. My mom just starts walking and I don't know, it's like a confidence of a mom. But she just starts walking towards her and then she stops and we're standing right right near Rachel and then Rachel looks at me and Rachel starts coming towards me and I was like, okay, this is too much for the, like I already checked out. Like this is a lot.

Yeah, I'm overstimulated. Yes, and she was like, I'm a giggler. And I was like, Rachel Zegler, shut the fuck up. And she's like, no, I love Giggly Squad. And she's on Broadway right now for N. Juliet. She's also, she's gorgeous. Gorgeous and so, she was so sweet. Like one of those actresses that you're like,

I'll put you in my fucking pocket. Like she was, she wasn't aloof or like, she literally just was like the nicest girl. She's young too, right? Yeah, she's young. And she's like a baby. She's young and she then starts, I meet her friend who's like in comedy, we're talking.

I look over, she's hunched over with my mom gossiping. My mom and Rachel. Your mom's great to gossip with. Great gossiper. And my mom comes back, I'm like, what were you talking to Rachel Zechler about? And she's like, oh, we were talking about how to prepare our voices when we sang and like what's,

and I was like, oh, so you were talking business. Like you, okay. I'm obsessed. I'm really happy that she's like a good force in Gen Z because I think she's a good example of no work done, just a naturally pretty person. She's also just clearly so naturally talented and driven. And you know her first ever gig was West Side Story

with Martin Scorsese. Like iconic, iconic. So anyway, Rachel, if you're listening to this pod, we fucking love you. I love to let the gigglers know who else is part of the cult. One thing I will say about CFDA, a little tidbit that I learned

that I would have not known. Anytime Anna Wintour hosts an event, so it was a sit down dinner. I didn't know it was a sit down dinner. I thought it was just like a little award show show. Anytime Anna went to our host an event she serves for the dinner chicken pot pie. Always. And I didn't every time. She's always serving chicken pot pie. What's the like story behind it? She must just like love chicken pot pie and feel like I don't make everyone eat cottage cheese You kind of do you kind of do make us eat cottage cheese

It was the chicken pop I was so fucking good it was at my love chicken pot pie. It's a pastry. Let's be honest It's a pastry. It's a dessert. It was at the Natural History Museum, which is just, if you've never been to the Natural History Museum, it's just such a cool place. It's a great day date. And if you're visiting New York, whatever. But to go there for an event is just insane. We sat in this room and there was just a massive whale

on the ceiling. And there was dinosaurs and all this stuff. So on the chicken pot pie, there was a little dinosaur pastry that just sat on the top. It was the adult version of dino nuggets, is how I was perceiving it. But it was just such an interesting fact.

I was like, I can't wait to tell the gigglers that like all the fashion girlies are out here eating chicken pot pie. I love those details. Do you have any other tea or any other celebs that you saw? Okay, so I saw Kylie Jenner. I saw Blake Lively was sitting with Michael Kors.

Michael Kors got, okay, throughout the entire fashion event, like I just kept like laughing, laughing to myself. sitting with Michael Kors. Michael Kors got, okay, throughout the entire fashion event, like I just kept like laughing, laughing to myself. I kept thinking about like, if you were with me. He'd be like, we have to go. How do they let this switch in? Like they were saying that Michael Kors, he got like a really nice,

some like some type of like lifetime achievement award. And all I could think was like, oh Hannah's best friend is getting him to like say thank you for an award. Blake Lively like presented him with an award. She looked beautiful. Yeah she really did. She's really pretty in person. Paris Hilton was there with Nicole right? Yep they presented an award. Kelsey Ballerini who else was there? It was just like really it was very surreal and very cool and I honestly usually I'm like okay when can I what's my like escape plan when can I get out and I was like really just enjoying it like I just liked all the video montages and like seeing Anna Wintour get up.

Oh my god, Anna Wintour tripped. So she was like walking through the tables to like go up to the stage to like present to her your friend Hamish. I love Hamish. Hamish. You love Hamish. Hamish also got like some type of lifetime achievement and And she fumbled a little and tripped and immediately turned around. And she was the equivalent to she was gonna fight the chair because she did it to herself. And I was like, oh my God, that chair literally just got fired.

I was about to say someone got fired. Someone got fired. Well, thank God she's okay. But she never takes her sunglasses off. like she got up there and like clearly couldn't read the teleprompter because she had sunglasses on. Well she probably tripped because she had sunglasses on too. She didn't see the chair in front of her. She kept pushing them down a little and then like reading and I was like this is just such

iconic behavior. But isn't that what fashion's about? It's about despite the inconvenience. I feel like she treats everything as like a after work event. Like this was just an after work event for her where it's like a huge event I think. But she's just so like poised and cool

and she's just cool. And she's just a badass and she's so powerful. I love it. No, I really need like an in-depth documentary about her. About her. Like her childhood. I think there is one. Someone said she only eats steak.

Which- Oh, that was in Devil Wears Prada. Oh. No, me and Hannah have been really obsessed with Devil Wears Prada recently. I don't know why, but we were just on a Zoom and Hannah and Grace weren't on it yet. And so I just sent the meme, like, why is no one ready?

What? I hate getting on a Zoom and being like, I texted Hannah, like she should be here soon because I hate small talk. My toxic trait is when I watch Devil Wears Prada I think Anne Hathaway looks better before the transformation you're sick I like her front feels sweater my style and no she literally went from Hannah to page she cut her bangs and she turned into you also I do have to say it was such a good movie. I watched it on the plane.

But like, the amount of times they were calling her fat for being a size six, I know it was funny, but it's something that like could never pass. It would never fly now, no. They were like, we don't have any clothes in a size six here. And then also like, she wasn't even a size six. No, she's, no, I saw a TikTok recently where it was like my childhood really had me out here thinking that like Hilary Duff was chubby.

And like I remember that. I was like Jessica Simpson had like three kids and they were like, she's like not the same. Jessica Simpson's overweight. They're like, she's just in jeans. But okay. God. Anyway, I don't want this to come as an attack

to you and your people. Recently on TikTok, I've been seeing like all these videos of just like people being like, oh my God, she just like posts like rage bait. And it's just like, okay, I don't follow them anymore because it's rage bait. And like, don't like this video because it's rage bait and it's just like okay I don't follow them anymore because it's rage bait and like don't like this video because it's a rage bait and like here's the thing with Gen Z you can't just make up sayings okay you can't just come in here and be like oh rage bait is a saying that everyone should know what the fuck it means.

I don't know what rage bait is, nor do I care, but what I'm really upset about is Gen Z just making up their own terms. I do have to say, you are coming off like the angry grandpa who doesn't know what the new kids are saying. And you had, so. I've been waiting to get to this point in my life for years. You threw your phone across the room. Can I speak for my people?

My Gen Zs? Yeah, I would love it if they had a representative. Rage bait what I believe is, is when you say something you don't even believe, but you're saying it, cause it'll piss people off and get engagement. So. Okay, well you wanna know what?

I'm pissed. I'm pissed. You got baited. It worked. They baited you. You took the bait. I just, I don't, who would wanna do that though? Why would you wanna do that?

Not to go full mental health moment, but a lot of people are like, look the internet's ruined everything. Everyone's on their own algorithm and everyone's believing whatever they see online and it's fucked up. But then I think about like the 60s when everyone was getting murdered.

And I'm like, didn't people think the world was ending then? Like imagine like. Right, every generation is like, this is the end. This is the end. This is awful. Back then you literally could murder anyone at any time and no one would know. Like I know the internet's bad, but at least.

Right, like there was no DNA testing. Yeah, it was, if you got caught murdering someone in the 70s, you're a fucking loser. Get your, you're fucking, that's embarrassing. You had to like try to get caught. Yeah, well that's why serial killers would literally have to start sending mail to the police because they'd be like, you're not even close.

I'm gonna help you with this one. Wait, talk about like needing validation and attention. It's like, okay. You kill four people, no one knows who you are and you're like, okay, I guess I'm just gonna send a little clue. Okay, so like no one's even noticing me, so like I'm just, I'll just like write a nice letter.

How many women do I have to chop into pieces before I get attention? That's such a funny take. Also, I watched the Zodiac Killer, which is on Netflix. They literally had a hundred moments where police stopped him, like, hey, what are you up to? And he'd be like, nothing. And they'd be like, sorry, keep walking.

Like, so many times they could have saved hundreds of lives, but the police just were like, oopsie poopsie, I don't know, this guy looks fine. Like, he literally murdered a girl and was walking away and they got stopped by the cops. And the cops were like, you're good, sir. Yeah, like, keep it moving. No. I feel like keep it moving, no.

I feel like being a police officer in the 70s was like a joke of a job. They're like, whatever, I'll just go be a police officer, nothing's really happening. Like you guys didn't even have DNA testing. No, like someone would get murdered and they'd look around and be like, did anyone see him? And they'd be like, no, and they're like,

well I guess he's gone. The stereotype that like police officers eat donuts must have come from the 70s when they legit were doing nothing but taste testing donuts. And it's not their fault. They didn't have DNA testing, but like. So they were just guessing.

Yeah, they were guessing, or they would just, every case would go cold and they would just put it in a closet. How fucking cool did you feel when DNA testing came out and they were like, get into that closet because I'm about to call some people out. Yeah, I bet, I bet. Oh God. So anyway, so that was like my,

just how I felt about rage bait. Next thing I want to talk about, I also feel like sometimes I use giggly squad as like a modem to tell my mom things. Like a TV modem? I don't know why I use the word TV. Oh, as the communication, indirect communication to Kim. Like rather than like texting my mom and being like,

hey, this is like what I've been thinking about recently that like you're gonna be like, you don't need that. I'm like, I just like to say it on the pod. And then like if she reaches out to me. That's her, that's her motive. That's her journey. Yeah. Okay, obviously I've been like so deep in Grey's Anatomy

so like I'm basically a doctor doctor. I'm a surgeon. It's not good for you. I don't think it's good for you. No, it's not. It's definitely not good for my hypochondriac. You're way more hypochondria than me. 100%. Mitochondria?

Powerhouse of the cell. So my new thing is that I want to go to a place in New York City where you can do a full body scan. You do like a full body scan and then like if you have anything that like could potentially turn into something, they can like detect it then and you can like fix it preemptively.

So who's they? The doctors. So is it doctors? Well yeah, like you go into essentially like an x-ray machine that's like more powerful. The fact you just said essentially is literally, like you've been doing Grey's Anatomy for too long. Essentially, essentially,

you have to go on the CT scan, essentially. I just, I can't stop referring to like my frontal lobe and like the frontal cortex. This is my thing I'm so bad at going to the doctor Can they just tell us like if that's such a good thing to do why isn't everyone doing it? Like everyone should get a full body scan. It's like a little bit expensive and I don't think people see it as like a Necessity when they're younger.

But like that's why I wanna go, like I'm turning 32 next week. So like that's why I wanna go just to see if like, oh, am I where all the other 32 year olds are? They're like, we have bad news and good news. The bad news is that you die of cancer. Dead in six months. The good news and the bad news is that you're dying of cancer. Dead in six months. The good news and the bad news is you spent way too much

money on this full body scan. But the good news is that you're dying so you don't have to pay it. How morbid. Do you think like people do go in and they're like, we're like, you have three days. So we're not even going to send you this bill. No and they're like, you have three days, so we're not even gonna send you this bill.

No, they're sending the bill. I know these fucking cases. They're sending the bill. Did I tell you how all my credit was ruined in my early 20s because when I got hit by a car at Wisconsin my senior year, then I graduated and I guess the hospital was sending bills to my old Wisconsin address

and I just didn't know. And then I went to get my first credit card at like 22 and they were like, you're denied. And I was like, what? And they're like, you have the worst credit we've ever seen. And I was like, why? Oh my God. And like, that's why I don't trust mail.

No, you don't trust it. I don't trust mail. I think, I told you, I think it's citizen homework that I didn't sign up for. And I was talking about how I love throwing mail away. Credit score is the equivalent to Bluetooth in your head. It's like, that's not a thing. No, like.

To the gigglers listening, make sure your credit's good. It's very, very, very important, especially if you take down the patriarchy. And I did fix my credit, but I love throwing out mail. I told you, I throw out Desinvisalign, I threw out credit cards, because all the fake mail and the real mail looks the same, and that's not my job to decipher it.

It'll be like, important, and it's always a promotion, and then the same thing is your birth certificate and like I just think we need a different system so the other day when I was getting ready for the CFDA Awards I ordered a salad and like four bites into my salad there was like a massive long blonde hair and I was like my enemies are out to get me oh no why when it's in a salad it's that much worse? Like if it's in chicken I'm like fine. Fine, whatever. If it's a steak I'm like um flavor.

When it's rolled up into your salad it's so much more vile. No, it's disgusting. So I throw my salad away. I'm like okay this is like a dud of a salad. So the next day, yesterday, I am working in the morning, I get home. It's like probably like 12 in the afternoon. I fall asleep for like two hours on the couch

I wake up I go back in the kitchen and I see like the remnants of my salad Like I had like the bag was still in there and like napkins and like whatever so I'm like throwing everything away from my salad The previous day I go back to the couch Craig walks in the kitchen and he's like where are my chips in my cookie? And I'm like, oh shoot that wasn't from my salad and he he had ordered While I was napping a salad and he had eaten the salad and then the things that came with it We're just like on the counter So I just like threw it out cuz I was like doing a sweep of the kitchen and he literally walks the salad, and then the things that came with it were just like on the counter. So I just like threw it out

because I was like doing a sweep of the kitchen and he literally walks in the living room and he was like, you can't have anything in this house or you just throw it away. Like you can't keep anything on the counter or you just like get rid of it. And true, if you come into my home,

you go, do you wanna move here or not? And you leave things on the counter, they will be dealt with and they will be thrown away. With you, you're consistent. You like to have a clean household and you will clean up after yourself. When Des and I run into problems is cause we'll never clean but then the one time we do clean

we throw away each other's important things. Once, once the house is a mess, and I'm like excited to have leftover Chinese food, and I open the fridge and there's nothing in the fridge, and I go, where's my Chinese food? He's like, oh, I was cleaning out the fridge. I'm like, since when do you fucking clean anything? Since when do we clean out the fridge?

And you didn't clean anything else, you just cleaned the food that I wanted. I am Des. Yeah, yeah, so that I wanted. I am Dez. Yeah Yeah, I'm like that small spark of joy that you're gonna feel from those chips two hours later in the trash But I do have to say like he brings up me throwing out his Invisalign like all the time He'll be like remember when you threw out my fucking Invisalign and I'm like no I throw everything away My brother was here like not too long ago and I. You threw him away?

I literally fricking tried. And he like got a phone call randomly. This like never happens. It was so like in a movie. I was like, we have cell phones, like write it in your phone. He gets a call and he's just like, oh, hold on, let me grab a pen. And he like, I'm like, okay, what are you a detective?

And he like like, okay, what are you, a detective? And he grabs a pen. He grabs my fluffy pink pen and he's writing on a post it some number. And he's like, okay, thanks. And then he hangs up the phone and goes about his day. Three days later, this man texts me and he goes, hey, do you remember when I wrote a number on a post it in your apartment

a couple days ago? Any chance you have that number? I was like buddy, that's been thrown out for days. Like you can't just walk into my home, write random things on post-its and think I'm keeping that for safekeeping. Like no, I'm done. That's so valid. You're like I'm not part of your FBI scheme. Like keep me out of it. Yeah, like don't bring me into this case. Don't bring me to the case. I am not a witness. I do not know what you're talking about.

My mom is so clean though, we're like, you know how I like to have like a drink that I drink throughout the day, you know? So like, I'll leave the drink and immediately it's in the sink. And I'm like, mom, that is my drink for the day. Please don't put it in the sink. And then I bring it out, it's in the sink again. And she was like, you were done. And I'm like, but I'm like mom that is my drink for the day. Please don't put it in the sink. And then I bring it out, it's in the sink again.

And she was like you were done. And I'm like but I'm refilling it. Like I'm, this is sustainable. This is environmentally friendly. And she's like that cup is disgusting. It has been washed in two years. And I was like please this is my comfort cup. But that's why I think two messy people

sometimes are good together because you both don't, like Des will be like, can you clean that up? And I'll be like, no, can you clean that up? And he'll be like, no. And I'm like, touche. No, I, touche is just like a funny thing to say. I feel like in marriage. And she's like, you got me.

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yesterday morning and I got home and I literally, I felt like I went into a coma for four hours and I woke up and Craig was saying, oh my God, Channing Tatum and Zoe, what's it? No. Zoe Kravitz. Yeah, Zoe broke up. Any details? So three years together, I's it, no. Yeah, Zoe broke up. What, any details?

So three years together, I think they were engaged. I could have made that up. You might have made that up. I might have made that up, but look, I like them together. Things happen. And let's normalize people breaking up all the time, and I'm happy they were happy during the time, but also we don't know shit about their relationship.

No, but can I surmise? Yes. I'm just gonna put like, Yes, tell me everything. Can I just make things up for a minute on what I think? You know when I said, when I thought in my head, oh, they're done, they're done. He posted an Instagram a couple weeks ago

about her directing the most recent film that came out that he starred in. Yes. And the caption was very nice and it was of her sleeping on the couch and it was how proud he was of her and how much work she put into this movie. And in my little brain I thought,

hmm, something's going on here. Sirens went off. Sirens went off. I remember you said that to me and being like, why did this give me the ick? And it was long. It was paragraphs. And part of me thinks that like, and this is all made up for my own brain. Let me just preface that none of this is real or factual. This is not even alleged. This is wrong.

This is stupid. What I'm about to say is wrong. Part of me thinks that, I'm just gonna say it, he might be at like the down slope of his career. I would say his peak was Magic Mike. Now he could turn it around, he could go be in other things. I think people did love him in the movie she directed, the like thriller movie that just came out, Blink Twice. I have a theory that he's a little bit on the down slope of her directing career. And part of me thinks that she was like, you're too much in my shit. Like you're hanging on to me a little bit too much career wise. And like you're praising me because you want me to like

either put you in these movies or like take you with me. And I can't take you with me on my directing career. And so now you're like so obsessed with me and you're like all up in my shit and you're posting these weird Instagrams that we would have never posted. Like we're a very private couple and all of a sudden, you're just like, I'm obsessed with her.

And I feel like she's kind of like buzz off for a minute. This is my moment and you're making it all about you but like trying to convince people you're making it about me but like it's not about me wow that was fucking that was deep that was diabolical and again wrong wrong well I'm can I surmise something I would love it I. I think they worked on Blink Twice together. And this is kind of like yours, but a little different. And again, a lie. A lie.

But it's hard to work with your significant other. And I think they saw sides of each other that created tension. And there was pressure, and there's money involved, and there's performance. And I think they've been broken up and they waited till after Blink Twice was out. 100%.

And then just announced it. They didn't just break up right now. I feel like she's directing the movie and in the midst of filming in her head, she was like, I'm done with this guy. Once this is over, I'm fucking out. This guy is so annoying. And I had a nickel. I love Channing Tatum. He's my he's you do you love Channing. But I'm gonna be honest, I love Zoe Kravitz.

There's something about her. Like she gives a lot of interviews. And I just love when someone loves what they do. Do you know what I mean? Like there's just something about it when someone's like so passionate about like loving something that like makes me happy. I'm like, I wish I could love anything the way you love that. She's also a nepo baby that no one gets mad at

cause we're like, yeah, she's gorgeous. She comes from two extremely talented parents. She's supposed to be a celebrity. Yeah. And I just think she is a really good actress. And so every interview she does, she talks about how her hobby is movies. Her hobby is to sit in a dark room all day and watch a ton of movies. You love that.

I love that. I just love that that's her thing. Yeah, let's stop pretending we're doing ice baths and shit. We just want to lay down and watch movies. Yeah, she has every that's her thing. Let's stop pretending we're doing ice baths and shit. We just wanna lay down and watch movies. Yeah, she has every movie in her house. She can reference every movie. And I just love when people love their thing. I just thought of a movie of Nicole Kidman's next role, which by the way, Nicole Kidman has not taken a nap in...

Seven thousand years. Every day there's a new movie coming out with her in it. People are going nuts about this baby girl movie. I'm literally watching a show right now and she's like the FBI agent in it. I'm like, do you take a break ever, bitch? I want her to do a movie that's like playing a Gwyneth Paltrow type of a woman

who's like goop, who is like the wellness guru, but secretly she's kind of like legally blonde. Yes. Hannah, wait. Should we produce it? Should we just write it? Yeah, let's do it.

And it's like she's kind of forming a cult, but then she's like doing, she's smoking cigs. But it's like basically if Gwen Stefani, Gwen Stefani, Gwyneth Paltrow was, was Gwyneth Paltrow. If Gwyneth Paltrow was- Which is a whole lie. Just rotting on the couch all day

and smoking weed and just a fucking mess. But then like she gets enough. Like it's a movie about how everyone is just a persona. Yes. Like a character of themselves. I mean, Legally Blonde, the moment when she was like, I was getting liposuction, that was so iconic and needed to be looked into more.

And I want a whole separate movie on that woman's life. Yes. And also, it holds to this day, so many fitness influencers are doing cocaine on the weekends and have BBLs. 100%. You're so right. Period.

We need this, period. Period. Okay, we're gonna make that movie. One thing I did wanna say that I saw over the weekend that I just looked at it and I said iconic behavior and I'm happy. Kim Kardashian making the new movie Wicked. Kim Kardashian making Wicked give her the movie because she's like North wants to see it early and I'm doing a viewing at my home for all of my nieces and nephews, iconic behavior.

I just, I loved it. What'd you say? It's giving Miranda Priestly, give me the Harry Potter book. I love when rich people do rich people things and like are unforgivable, like unapologetic about it. Like yeah, the movie doesn't come out for a couple weeks. Kim Kardashian's already seen it in her own home, in her sweatpants because she fricking wanted to.

And I just, I love behavior like that. It makes me giddy. I love that too. Let's stop pretending to be relatable. No. When you're not. I don't want Kim Kardashian to be relatable to me. I want to look at her and be like,

that is my motivation. I want my children to see the last Harry Potter before everybody else sees it. That's why I'm on tour. They did post and they promoted the fuck out of it. So I think everyone was happy, but yeah, I love how you're like- It was a win-win.

It was a win-win. I will say actually, Cynthia, Cynthia Arevo, who's in Wicked hosted the CFDA. Oh. There's something about a British woman hosting an American award ceremony that I just loved because a lot of people got up there and bashed the French, just all of the French.

Really? And then some, I forget who it was, someone then like got up there and bashed the French, just all of the French. Really? And then some, I forget who it was, someone then got up to accept an award and she was like, well, I'm French. And then this is it. Someone was like, we went to Paris Fashion Week and the French never saw us coming. I was like, okay guys, get over it.

They have their own war going on with France. I do have to say, in terms of movies, I've been watching shit. Because like- Movies? I feel like you're not a movie person. I watched Woman of the Hour with Anna Kendrick on Netflix. Women of the Hour.

Women of the Hour. It's based on a true story about a serial killer who got on a dating show. I saw, I watched it. Yeah, what did you think? Anna Kendrick directed it. I really like her. Yeah.

Anna Kendrick, I feel like I've always really enjoyed her movies. I thought it was really good and creepy and I liked that it was based on a true story and this just goes to show that reality TV does not do background checks. No, also if anything they're like, would he murder someone?

Perfect, put him in. Perfect, cast him. Perfect, does he have multiple personality disorders? Great, let's do this. Did he fail the psych eval? Make him the star. Yeah, they make you do a psych eval just to make sure you're crazy enough.

Oh my god. But Woman on the Hour, it was interesting because it's a female's perspective on a male serial killer and it really focuses on the girls and their fear and their experience of this creepy guy instead of making it like the serial killer is this like kind of like interesting misunderstood superhero instead it was just like the crazy dude that's following you home. I not to get like so deep into like serial killers, but like I am interested. Are there no female serial killers or are they just not getting caught? Are they just not getting caught? Great question. So it's just there's a lot fewer female serial killers

than male serial killers. Same with like school shooters, same with just like violence in general. Are there a lot fewer female serial killers or are they just legit not getting caught? No, I think men just like love violence. True, true. They're like more predisposed to it.

Yeah, like I'll emotionally terrorize someone and get revenge, but I'm not gonna like strangle them and stab them to death. However. Ew. Sorry, I've been watching too many murder documentaries. Ew, can you not? Not my face.

There's actually, it's called Am I a Monster? Oh, what's it called? She's a female serial killer on, is it on Max? Am I a monster? Cause I feel like any female serial killer, like our generation is just like, yeah, she killed some men and like as she should.

As she should, well that's the thing. If the men are abusive, what do you want her to do? Yeah, I feel like female serial killers are really just vigilantes. It's called I'm Not a Monster, the Lois Reese Murders. So basically, she ends up killing her husband and goes on the run. And I'm kind of leaning towards,

I was like, look, he probably pissed her off. Yeah, like what'd he do? Like what did he do to deserve that? And then, but then she's on the run and she meets some woman at a random bar and kills her. She kills her, okay. So then I'm like, okay. You can't kill the girls.

You can't kill the girls, that's not girl code. So then she gets caught and she's in jail and they're talking to her and she's basically like, I don't really remember what happened, but she has rampant mental health problems in her family. Yeah, like a schizophrenia. Her mom was submitted, so it's like that's schizophrenia and she didn't, it's complicated.

She didn't mean to. She didn't know. But speaking of what women do, Elizabeth Finch, everyone's talking about Anatomy of Lies on Peacock, which is about your Grey's Anatomy. She was the head writer. Have you watched it yet? No, you haven't.

I haven't because I'm scared that I'm gonna watch it and be like, I don't wanna watch Grey's Anatomy anymore and I feel like I'm at such a good part of Grey's Anatomy. Wait till you finish Grey's Anatomy to watch it, but it's basically just, you know those people in your life that you're like, wow, all this crazy stuff keeps happening. It's like that chaotic friend where every day she's like, oh my God, my cousin got hit by a car and then I...

Right, if someone came to you and was like, this girl that you know that you always saw was crazy, she is in fact crazy, you'd be like, yeah, I coulda called that. What's crazy about this situation is she would hear other people's traumatizing stories and then take them as her own. So someone would be like, oh, I was, you know.

You know, I feel like I've met a lot of people like that. Yeah. I feel like I've met a lot of women who I'm like, did you just like retell me a story or like, did that actually happen? Well, it's kind of like they realize that they get attention by stealing someone's trauma because they see someone who's going through trauma and how much positive attention they get so they'll be like oh this

happened to me especially in the public eye when people are like oh this happened. It's kind of like when you're a little kid and you like want to make yourself cry harder. Yes. It's like that mental where you're like, and then you kind of realize that's crazy. Yeah, and also you're hurting the people around, you're traumatizing people around you when you walk in and tell everyone you have cancer and you don't.

But it's like people who lied about being involved in 9-11, she lied about being involved in a shooting. The most I can relate to that is wanting to have a retainer when everyone had a retainer and putting a fruit roll up on the roof of my mouth and being like, I have a retainer. It's like, no you don't bitch, no you don't. Stop stealing my trauma. But it is the being obsessed with being the victim and then being like, this is the only way people will like me

or give me attention if I have a horrible thing. Where it's funny, because I love attention more than anyone, I hate attention where I feel like I'm upsetting people around me. When something bad happens, when I got hit by a car, I was like I can't tell my mom. It'll ruin her day, I can't tell her. Okay, see I have a similar thing but in like a different way.

I don't think about hurting the people around me. I think more about I don't like the feeling when people feel bad for me. Yeah. So like I don't like being the victim because I just don't want people's like pity. Like, oh, you think you're better than me, you feel bad for me, like fuck you. Like I don't like that. That's both of our own individual issues coming out there. Our own individual mental health issues, yeah.

Yeah, so that was craziness. We got a new cult documentary guys, don't get too excited. It's called Breath of Fire, it's on Max. The first episode just came out, the second one's coming out Wednesday night, Don't get too excited. It's called Breath of Fire. It's on Max. The first episode just came out. The second one's coming out Wednesday night. And it's about Kundalini yoga and this woman who. Is that a person's name or is that a type of yoga?

A type of yoga. It's basically, the guy who started it claimed that it was this like ancient practice and he got all these hippies to start doing it and he created all these businesses. He created Yogi Tea. Okay. He's like a multimillionaire.

Yeah. And then this woman who actually, they're finding out didn't really know him but says that she did and that he basically gave her his powers or whatever, started her own kind of entrepreneurial thing. And I find out that one of my friends from college was in it.

Stop. Cause I'm watching it and it's showing one of my friends dancing in one of their like, seances. And I message my friend and she's like, yeah. And I'm like, do you have any information? And she was like, it's like every cult, it was good when it started. Do you have a quote for the pod?

Yeah, she basically was like, it was good in the beginning. Like it always is good in the beginning. I'm kind of so mad that no one I went to high school with is like in a cult or like selling weird hair care. Are you sure? Like have you gone through your Facebook recently? Cause statistically that's impossible. It's so funny because I literally have such a bad memory.

So like I can't sometimes like I'll see people from high school and I'll be like, this is really bad that I can't remember their name. So I'll have to call Stephanie and be like what is this girl's name again? And she'll be like, you literally sat next to her every single day. Like you have to go get your brain checked.

So like, I can't even think of people to be like, they would have been in a cult. I have to like wait until I'm in the same room as Stephanie to like go down the line of people in high school to be like, what are they doing now? And then she like, she'll tell me and she'll show me their Facebooks. The final documentary that I watched on Amazon is about Milli Vanilli and it was fascinating. Wait, who is that again?

So it's these two German guys who... let me give you the tea. So actually their song is blowing up right now because of the Menendez show because they play a Milli Vanilli song throughout it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. So it's these two guys who are living in the projects, they're young and they're really good at dancing and they're cool. In Germany. In Germany and they're gorgeous, like so handsome.

And they start like throwing parties and they start to get a little momentum, but they're broke. Suddenly a famous producer reaches out and was like, I want you to, and I wanna produce you guys. And they're like, okay. I love when people get discovered.

Get discovered, sign documents, don't hear from the producer for like six months. And they're like, that's weird, I thought we were making music. They finally get a call and they're like, okay, this, I thought we were making music. They finally get a call and they're like, okay, this is the deal. We made the music, we'd love you guys to lip sync it. And apparently the guys were like, what?

We wanna sing it, but then other people say that they were like, okay, fine, whatever, we'll lip sync it, which is valid, whatever, they were getting paid. But they also had thick accents and they were singing like English songs yeah yeah so the song fucking blows up like huge and they make more music and they kind of get do they ever say who the real singers were no they're interviewing the real singers but the real singers were or no? They're interviewing the real singers,

but the real singers are being told you cannot say anything. But what they did is the producers tried to not tell people what was going on. At first they would lie and be like, oh yeah, Millie Vanilli's coming later, so people didn't know. And then they get signed to a huge record company

who claims they didn't know. But then also, look, looking back at it, some of the people who sing nowadays, look, there's so much technology on the voice, like they're not even really singing. Like I wasn't that offended by it. When I go to a concert, like if you're singing with the vocal track,

I would never be mad at you. No, and it's like, so, and these guys are gorgeous, they're amazing dancers and they're lip syncing and, but you know what, it was fine, but this is the problem. One of their managers decides to submit them for a Grammy and everyone starts freaking out, mad at him. And he's like, why are people mad at me?

Like, I think that they had an incredible year and they should be like best new artists for the Grammys. But they win the fucking Grammy. And then they go to like super stardom. And then they start basically telling the producer, like we wanna sing, let us sing. And then they start blackmail the producer, like we wanna sing, let us sing. And then they start blackmailing the producer, being like we're not gonna go do this

unless you give us this money. Because the music industry's fucked up. They're not getting paid a lot, even though they're making millions and millions of dollars for people. So then the producer goes, you know what? I created a monster, fuck you. Goes on and does a press meeting and basically says these guys have

been lip syncing and everyone hates Millie Vanilli they get in huge trouble no one's mad at the producer who created this whole thing Millie Vanilli, one of them dies of a drug overdose. Cause he's, I know. But it ends so beautifully because the guy who lived, like actually is a really good singer. And he like continued to make music for himself. And now it shows him like singing the Milli Vanilli songs in his own voice.

And it's really good. And it's like a beautiful full circle moment, but they were like literally the biggest like embarrassment joke of the early 90s. Wait that makes me so sad for them. Yeah but if they hadn't won the Grammy they might have been doing it for a long time but again there's so many pop stars that don't actually sing But I guess they were like the first I mean auto tune Wait, that actually brings a good segue because I wonder how you feel about this. Did you see Charlie XCX?

Like yelling at the LA crowd when she was performing that they weren't like hype enough and like singing along with her I Are you talking about Chablrón or Charli XCX? Charli XCX. No. She like did a she did a concert in LA and she's like performing and like the people on the floor like in like oh the general admission like on the floor. She was like come on guys like are you kidding like I don't think they were like singing along or like dancing as much as she wanted and like part of me part of me like I get it like if I'm her and the crowd is like not hyped I'm upset but like as myself like I would just like eat that and like take a beta blocker later like I don't think I would be able to say anything to the crowd. Well, Chappell Rhone yelled at the VIP section, do you remember? She was like, VIPs you guys suck.

Yeah and like, I mean Charlie XCX is a millennial but like- Are you trying to come for Gen Z's again? No, I guess that is just like, Gen Z is a lot better better at calling things out, I think, in the moment, where other generations are like, let us ruminate on this. I feel like I know the point you're trying to make. Cause- I'm not even trying to make a point, it's more just like,

I don't know what I would do in that situation, because I am not a pop star, but like- First and foremost, we've never made a point on this pod. Never, no, no points. No points have ever been made. That's like First and foremost, we've never made a point on this pod. Never, no, no points. No points have ever been made. That's like stressful. No, we're not making points. No, when anyone says you can get it back with points,

I'm like, I don't know what that means. Well, it's equivalent to comedians. So when you're a comic and the crowd's not great, there's two ways you can go about it. You can be like, take it internally and be like, I have to be better. It's my job to make them laugh. Or you can blame them and be like, you guys fucking suck.

And sometimes yes, sometimes the crowd, it's a weird night, the vibe is off. Like crowds are always different. Right, like we've definitely done Giggly Squad lives where we've been like, that crowd was so crazy and they were loved every minute. And then like, oh, that crowd was a little tame. Yeah, they were tired or like some comics will straight up be like yelling at the audience like fuck you guys.

That was a funny joke. And like your job is to make them laugh and also just know, okay, sometimes the crowd isn't as good, but like this is part of the job see I would be as a I Would I put myself in the situation of like as someone who bought a ticket to see this if a comedian said Okay, guys, fuck you. Like you didn't think that's funny I rather that than be at a concert and the performer be like, are you guys fucking kidding get up and dance? because Who I am I'm not getting up and dancing anyway. Like I came to watch you dance.

I don't wanna feel like I'm at a wedding of someone I don't know. I don't wanna perform it. I don't wanna perform it. That's why I bought a ticket to watch you perform it. But you know what? Part of her job is to get the crowd hyped and maybe like that was her strategy

to be like, what the fuck are you guys doing? Like get the fuck up, let's fucking go. Also, she's probably fucking tired. Tired, she's tired. This is the problem, on tour, once you get so tired and you say one loose thing, then it goes on TikTok when you're three hours into a show or whatever these people do on these.

Yeah, or she just snapped, she's been on tour, she's tired, she's just like, okay, you guys are annoying me. She's being a brat. She's being a brat. She's being bratty. And like we can't. But yeah, I don't wanna. No, I'm not mad at her.

I don't wanna pay money to be yelled at to do stuff. But also I think she was just trying to like get the energy and she probably had some frustration and that's how she showed it. But we just wanna let people know for the Giggly Squad shows, you have no responsibilities. You can go to sleep.

Zero, none. You have zero, I would never. You can eat, you can leave, you can literally, you can cry. Yeah. We're just all out here trying to survive. And I think we should just remember that at the end of the day.

Everyone is literally just out here trying to survive. And I think we should just remember that at the end of the day. Everyone is literally just out here trying to survive. And you did your best for today and that's all you can ask for. Speaking of shows, we do have some tickets left in San Antonio, Grand Prairie, Texas, Orlando, Florida, Mashantucket, Connecticut, Florida, Mashantucket, Connecticut, Cleveland. Mashantucket. Mashantucket, the Foxwoods Resort Casino,

that's gonna be crazy, it's like 4,000 people. Cleveland, Ohio, we added a second show and we gotta move some more tickets. Let's get the fuck up, Cleveland, Ohio. And we have a couple tickets left for the second Radio City show and a little bit left in Windsor, Ontario because we're international. Yes we are.

Yes we are, we're quite cultured. Any other notes? I think that was it, I think that was all I had. Well thank you guys so much for giggling with us, we love you so much and we'll with us. We love you so much. And we'll talk to you later. Bye. Bye.

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