Giggly Squad - Giggling about mafia bosses, microplastics, and melatonin

Episode Date: September 22, 2026

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What's up gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. What's up, my granola gigglers? That's a good one. I hear a dog in the background barking. Are you okay?

No, am I ever? Are you under attack? Probably. I'm like, is he right there? No, he's not. He's downstairs. What makes him bark? Like, what are the things that get him going?

Oh, God. People in hats. Which is very U-coded. He's like, I hate that hat. I hate that hat. Don't wear a hat around this guy. Take off that hat. People running swiftly.

Any type of commotion, really, people with guns, horses. Who has they run into with guns? On the TV. Oh, he hates the TV. I hates the TV. Anytime there's a ball on the TV and not in his mouth, upset. So you get. why kitty beats the shit out of him.

Like, how are you? I'm good. Every time we get on the pot, I'm like, I haven't talked to you in so long. I literally, that was Butter. Do you know why she did that? Because I ordered sushi. And it came right. One page was like, I'm ready to eat.

And my sushi's just going to be sitting here, the whole pod. And Butter knows something so. And she's not food motivated. Don't take, don't. Don't take a phrase I say, the pod and then use it on the pod. Me and Daphne were at a shoot today and they were like, oh my God, she's so well behaved. And I said because she's not food motivated.

And Hannah turned around and said, you could never tell by looking at her. And then we press record. And I said, I am a little, I don't want to say jealous because I support women in the arts. Totally. I'm original catgirl. Yes. you were the face of Fancy Feast Yeah

Sierra just came out Jasper is the star And let me say Sierra is also OG cat girl That's how Sierra and I initially connected Which yeah Granted they cut a lot from Summerhouse But that was one thing I was like

I get it You don't need 45 minutes of us talking about our cat Right So that I respect that Jasper's starring in a campaign Which I'm so proud of him for He deserves it He's gorgeous

He's put in the word little double. Butter, if you're watching YouTube, she's here. Butter, do you realize other cats are putting in hours? They're responding to emails. They're listening to what people say. And actually, they're a pleasant, pleasant person to be around on the job. Daphne might want to go to an Ivy League.

She needs to save her money. No one's ever said you're a pleasant to work with, Butter, because you're not. And you're only good around me and no one else. But if that's, you know what, some cats aren't made for stardom. And that's totally fine. But she's so beautiful and people forget that every day. She looks like Cindy Crawford. That's Cindy Crawford.

Wait, oh. Wait, how sad that Cindy Crawford's son died. He was only 27. It, like, really affected me when I heard it. I think it's because, like, he's, I was going to say he's our age, but he's not. No, when people who pass who are younger than you, it, it, it does. It's really fucked up. Yeah.

And I just feel like him being in rehab, it's like that's even sadder because his family was probably like, okay, he's getting the help he needs. Like it's only up from here and that I just, I can't. I couldn't imagine that. And also like I couldn't, I can't imagine losing your only sibling at such a young age. And she's younger than him, I think. You know, I think it's because both of us, we have one brother. Yeah. And he would speak up a lot about mental health.

So, like, I loved everything he was doing. Yeah. Knowing that he was going through something. So, yeah, it's just really fucked up. It's really fucked up and really sad. There's no way to transition. How about we stay medical and I'll do a little UTI update. Oh.

The gigglers are always looking out for me. They're always tagging me in, like, new innovation for UTIs and all this stuff. And I haven't said anything because I didn't want to jinx myself. But next month, I'm one year of no UTIs. Do you think it was a, was there a psychic that you spoke to? Or was there like a little, did you cut a cord or put something in a fridge? What do you think it is? I think my own intuition was rejecting every man I've ever been with, one.

I think my body was like, nope, not him. We'll let you know. Nope, not him. Definitely not him. We'll let you know. but then also I went to my doctor, my kinesiologist, who I don't know if I've said his name before on the pod, but like honestly I kind of want to gatekeep him because I'm like, no, you bitch just have to put in the work. I found him 10 years ago. Like this is, I'm not trying to lose appointments. But he put me on two supplements that just like that honestly I don't even still take. What are they? One was like a cranberry supplement, but it was like double. what the normal, I think, cranberry supplement is. And then the other one was oregano, honey.

I said, my mom could have cured this 20 years ago. Low key, when he said that to you, you were like, oh, you saw my last name was a sorebo, and now you're giving me fucking oregano. Is this a joke? Is this a joke to you? He was like, put a bay leaf in it. Like, it'll fix it.

No, he's like, did you sprinkle some parmesan on your pussy? Get out of here. Truly, I know I say this a lot, but it's truly life-changing. Well, yeah, you had chronic pain. It was debilitating. And also, not even like when you were getting one, it's the anticipation of like when you're going.

Like every time I traveled and I was like away from home, I was like, okay, I got to make sure I have all my UTI stuff, just in case one strikes. The only time I ever feel like a little hankering of a UTI is when I'm dehydrated. Or whenever you. don't want to go somewhere. I get a text. And she goes, I feel like.

I feel like coming on. I feel it might be coming on in the next year or two. My mom made me stop drinking my Stanley because she said it's bad for me because your body is not supposed to drink anything cold. And so she's like, stop drinking your Stanley. I drink room temperature water. And room temperature water is so gross. So honestly, I'm dehydrated all the time now.

Well, you can still drink from your Stanley. Just don't put ice in it. That's what I do. but not because I'm not drinking it's because I don't honestly because my freezer's broken I feel like I can't fill up my Stanley and not put ice in it I've put ice in my Stanley like three times and it was too heavy it does get really heavy also if you're not drinking from your Stanley and then you can't drink from plastic because of microplastics or whatever macroplastics all the plastics then where are we supposed to drink from the faucet like Taylor Frankie

Paul no the girls are going through it Everyone's mad that we said we were going to talk about the Mormon housewives and we didn't. I finished it. Do you have any other thoughts besides the sweatpants? Apparently, she's out. Michaela's out. I knew Michaela was out. I didn't know Taylor Frankie Paul's out.

The Mormons are dropping like flies. But also, I don't trust anything right now. This is like, they don't know what they're doing yet with the show. Was it you that told me that Taylor Frankie's Paul's mom was on? internet like she's doing full episode reviews being like Taylor are you for real are you for real Taylor are you fairer tell her you feel it for real until TikTok became a thing there's so many phrases and like situations that you've just like never heard of and like I always see the phrase like oh she your mom was your first bully or like oh this person's mom was their first

bully which is such a foreign concept to me because I couldn't imagine having that relationship with my mother. But I think that they're kind of a great example of it. Like any episode I've watched with the mom with Taylor, there's so many times where I've wanted to go through the screen and be like, wait, but that's your daughter. Like, not that I have kids, I don't have to go that hard, but I know for a fact if my child did the worst thing imaginable, I'm still on their side. That's my child. The first scene is her being like mom, I have to take a pregnancy test. And the mom is so mad and like even just to say the word disappointed, like fine, be disappointed as a parent, but to look your daughter and I be like, I'm disappointed in you. Also, because we

learned that Taylor's mom was in her own like abusive relationship. And I think she's seeing it again with Taylor. So there's honestly, the truth is this show is so good because it's so real. They plucked these girls from TikTok. They were just a chaotic friend group, plus some added people for casting. And it's raw. These people are not, you know, never claimed to be mentally healthy. Yeah, everyone combusted. Everyone spontaneously combusted.

She is the victim of serious religious trauma. I mean, even Macy, she got pregnant at like 19 and instead of like the shame she must have felt. And then the trauma of losing him. Also, everyone's getting married. Everyone's pregnant. How can you think straight when you're always pregnant? And then Michaela, who was abused and then got pregnant at 16, it's like, okay, wait, but you were still a child then. Yeah.

And then Jen and her husband. Jen is 26 right now. No. Her brain just fully formed. She woke up and she's like, where am I? People are really mad at Jen for this past season for multiple reasons. And as someone who doesn't know Jen and is not in their friend group, I think we can like see different things as the viewer.

One, she's in, she's in a... She got her pink back. I got my pink back, pink back, pink back. Like she's obviously so visibly jealous of Whitney. She wants to be doing the things that Whitney is doing. But she was so complimentary of her. She didn't want shade her. Yeah, but she was like picking a fight with her, whatever.

Then that could be just like producers being like, but don't you still have beef with her? Like we need a storyline type of vibe. I just think it's so important to recognize people in your friend group who genuinely hate their lives because it impacts. And I feel like I've called you so many times after being on the phone with a friend and like said to you things they've said to me. and you've said back to me like, okay, but Paige, she hates her life.

Like, her, like, you know, like, she's not happy. So, like, how could she be happy for you type of vibe? That's when I say, baby, I have empathy for them. Jen is a classic case of she was sold this idea of what her life was going to be when she was, like, 20 fucking one. And now she's 26. She's four kids deep. Yeah, how is she digging herself out of that hole to, like, have a different life that she clearly wants? It's also so fascinating because all these women.

got what they wanted, which was the money and the power. But then like the society around them, especially in Mormonville, has it figured out. I'm kind of like, guys, move out of Utah. Well, I think it's inappropriate that all their husbands stopped working. And then bought a cyber truck. And then complained. Like you can be rich enough that your spouse doesn't have to work. But like, unless you're taking care of the kids full time, babe, aren't you bored?

Like what? I don't think Connor complains about taking care of the kids. I hate when the men complain about taking care of the kids. No, but he seems like someone who thought about being a stay-at-home dad before it was possible. Yeah. Where like when Zach was like, I'm exhausted. I was, this is how he talks. I'm exhausted, John.

I was with the kids for two full days. And I let you go on dancing with stars and delivered. And then you want to have sex with that reaction. The phrase let you coming from a man. no, I'll spontaneously combust. I will spontaneously combust. Also, Jen is so cute and, like, bubbly and she needs to get her pink back.

I don't mind to stay at home, dad, but I don't want him to use it against me all the time. I want him to be, like, it's like when you meet a guy who loves cooking. If he's, like, go off. Cooking. Cook for me. I love it. No, like, have a hobby for sure. Oh, you love taking the kids to.

play golf or whatever like yeah take them i love that for you get out of here i do think it's just so interesting because the girls got the money got the power and sudden end are miserable but it's i think it's a good lesson in like that stuff really doesn't make you happy like who just who just went on a press tour oh uh Nicole kidman and sandra bullock they're on their press tour for practical magic love and they were asked when both of them won the Oscar where were you at in life and Nicole kidman like I was probably the saddest I've ever been. I went home after winning an Oscar and thought, I need to start a real life.

Like, and that's so true. Wow. You have to have people around you. Period. That's what is. It's good relationships in your life because they actually did accomplish a lot of their dreams, but then they outgrew the people around them. Yeah.

But then stayed with those people. And then they're wondering why there's so much tension and why it feels wrong. It's like, because baby, you've grown out of this. Your universe is pushing you away. Look, obviously, like, we're so busy and we're working. And there's women our age that are married and have children. And so they're even busier. I, like, recently, usually I'm like, okay, I don't like, my friends know we're friends.

Like, I don't have to, like, see them all the time. And, like, I don't have to text them all the time. But recently I've been, like, mentally making a. mental note of like, okay, I have to text Katie tomorrow because I haven't checked in on her in a few days. And like, okay, and I have to remember it's Alex's birthday. Like, we have to go out and do something to celebrate her birthday. I'm not letting a year go by and we didn't celebrate.

You know, like, you have to like really, you get to a certain point in your life where you're like, okay, I've accomplished certain things. I've done certain things. What's really important and it really is community. Like it's the thing that keeps you living the longest. No, and world's peace. At 35. 35 um you're 33 you're such a little baby um i'm turning 34 in a month i know but let's enjoy 33

yeah let's and but we we do have small the smallest circles we've ever had tinsie wincey but if you've made it through like it's like when you're cooking pasta and the what what's it call a sifter. Okay. I don't know. You know, I went like a whole year at one of my apartments without a pasta strainer, a strainer. And I don't know what I used, but I ended up doing something the whole, anyway, I digress.

That's crazy. The point is. Yesterday, I realized I don't have a potato masher. I thought, I'm an adult now. I just ordered a potato masher. I didn't know that was the thing. You had to make mashed potatoes. Oh, I thought she used, like, fork.

No, my mom uses, like, a thing that you... Oh, it has, like, waves, right? Yeah, and it has like the little circle thing. You're like, I called my mom and there is something people use for that. Well, I used a meat cleaver instead. Oh, Jesus. What is this? Did you see there's a new like monsters?

Who does all the monsters films? I watched it, Lizzie Borden. Yeah, who does it? What's it called? Who's the guy? Ryan Murphy. Yeah, what is this? So Ryan Murphy show with the meat cleaver.

There's always a meat cleaver, some hot guy with the meat cleaver. Wait, actually people were telling me to watch that Lizzie Borden show on. Was it good? Yeah, I'm on her side. I would have killed my parents too. Okay, you don't have to give it away. People know. No, I just, that's what people do to me.

So I was projecting. You see, guys, that was projection. That was projection. If I was her, I would have taken an axe to my stepmom too. I went to my friend Ali's birthday party where I feel like I don't know if a couple years ago I would have gone. I might have stopped by, but it's like, I was at this time of my life where I'm like, she means the world to me. It's her birthday.

I don't know if I know a lot of people there. I'm scared and I'm alone, but I'm going to go because I'm an adult. Wow, I just preached that two minutes ago. And I was also invited to this birthday and I said, nope, not going. Yeah, she's like, where's page? I'm like, it's not her journey. Yep.

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you suck, you're not going to make it. You're a loser. Nobody likes you. Like literally, Lady Gaga, you will never be famous. And I think everyone saw it happen to us publicly in a couple different ways. So then I hope that it motivated. motivates anyone listening that anything you have going on in your life, if people are hating on you for it, they see something in you and they're scared and keep chasing your dream.

Go for it. And it's going to feel so good because it's taken us six years. Like that is a long time of pasta straining, I would say. Look at all these callbacks. We're out of control. Wait, I'm just looking at my foot right now. What's going on? What's going?

I'm scared. And I had the most Hannah thing happened to me last night and bad. I'm like falling asleep. Like my eyes are closed. Like I'm, I literally, I took two lemmy gummies. Like, I'm going in. You got fucked up. I'm going in, okay.

Two lemmuggies. I mean, I'm up for a week. You have to call the police. Wait, everyone's like, oh my God, you have the craziest dreams. And I'm like, it's actually the perfect sleep. But anyway. But the most Hannah thing happened to me in bed that I actually started laughed. I was like, this is so not my brand.

This is so much more. I like moved my foot in the sheet and it like my toenail like caught. I was like what the hell is this? My toenail like caught on the sheet. And I get my toes done every three weeks when I get my nails done. You got a hang nail, babe. Welcome to the party. No, Hannah.

Then I like flip my leg up, okay? And I grab my toe with my hand. My eyes are still asleep. That's not Hannah coated because I can't touch my toes, but continue. She's like, I took my leg. put it around my neck so I'm laying down I flip my foot up I grab my toe my whole half my nail I rip it off I rip it off and I take it out from under the sheets and I'm looking at it it's actually probably right here if I had a nickel and I was like oh my god no I can't find it I was like this is

so Hannah can I say something in defensive toenails like when you hear that someone loses their toenail it sounds gross the way I lose my my toenails is very like shark teeth there's always a toenail growing underneath you have a weird toe thing happening well my whole life playing tennis the toe the toenails go away but i just have to say i don't know if you guys have noticed page has been overworked having to put her little feet in these little tiny heels and like walking around new york city that's why your toenail fell off babe yeah i was like wait when was my toenail falling on i'm like i've been new york fashion week I've been so busy.

I didn't even notice my toenail was falling off. Like, that's so not me. I'm inspecting my body head to toe every seven minutes. You go, I have a mirror that scans me. No. I would love that. Beep beep. Abnormal pimple.

And a don't. UTI coming soon. Nipple hair found in a strange, very dark. I do think about you. a lot. When you are shaving your nipples. When I look in the mirror. Like before I'm getting in the shower specifically and I think, you know, Hannah doesn't even

look in the mirror. No. Like why do you have to stand here and like look at yourself before you get in the shower? I'm growing on you. You're really growing on me. I'm going to try and not to. Like a bacteria. Like a foot fungus, if you will.

Speaking of feet, you know, like when you're staying up late and you're like, it's already late. Like it's 2 a.m. what is 3 a.m. What is 4 a.m. Like you're ready up late. That's how I feel. Same.

Except 5 a.m. Different. Different. 5 a.m.'s morning. You're starting your work day. Yeah. You're answering emails already. Yeah.

But the way I feel about that is how I feel about like showing up to a shoot with you. Like if I'm not fully shaved spray tan, it's like, okay, why am I even trying? So I was naughty and I showed up to a shoot. my nails were done, which was like the bare minimum for you, but you know that was hard for me. Totally. Really unshaven, like dark hairs. No spray tan, so I was uneven. No, Hannah, you weren't just, your legs weren't just unshaven.

It was almost as if you had been planning this and did it on purpose. No, it could, it looked like, yeah, it looks like I was. Wait, how long was that? Scientifically question asking. How long, not shaving? Yeah, how many days or weeks was that on your legs? Because I'm just trying to compare what. What happens is sometimes I travel and then I can't find my razor and that's when I get really

fucked. But the funniest part about it is is, you know, I had full laser hair removal on both my legs for like nine months. Didn't do anything. Your hair grows slower than mine. Like, I could never go as many days as you go. You know what it is? Because two or three days, I'm like still okay.

and then I look down and I'm like, that's like not human. But then I didn't get my toes done and of course, wait. No, no, man. The shoe I ended up wearing was a clear shoe. Like it looks like for Cinderella and I'm like, this is, Paige is going to throw up. There's a difference between not getting your toes done and whatever the fuck you walked in with. Okay.

There's a difference between a little paint chip and you putting your toes through a wood chipper and then presenting them to us in a heel. I did lose half of my nail. And I had grown out my toenails from the summer to where it actually looks like a French, I would say. Because it was like white that had been grown out. It was diabolical. But my thing was it would have taken too much work for me to get all of that together that I was just like, let's just, she'll see it. She'll get mad.

And then we'll move on. You know, I think because you played a sport when you were younger, you weren't ever. just home in your room being like, what can I do today? Because Lenora seems like you were scheduled. Oh. You were scheduled. Every second of the day, Lenora had a place I needed to be. Yeah, you were scheduled.

You did a sport. You did that sport every single day. I was over here. Like, maybe I'll do gymnastics this week. Maybe, like, I don't want to be a Girl Scout anymore. Like, I had. That's on my brand anymore. Yeah.

I need to rebrand for seventh grade. Yeah. I'm like, I'm not tap jazz and ballet anymore. mom get it together. We're doing something new. So I feel like I had a lot of time to be like in my room. And I also had a very girly mom. So like she did all like my mom never went.

Even to this day, my mom does not go get her nails and toes. Well, she gets her toes done. But she doesn't get her nails done. She does them herself. So I learned how to do my nails. I was doing French manicures at in third grade. Like I could do the line. stem of the week.

Yeah. Like we were at home prepping. I don't know what we were prepping for. Wait, you were Alex Earle's little sister, Isabel. Yeah, like I was doing, like I was doing my nails. Like I was getting out of the shower. She was putting my hair in like foam rollers. I was falling asleep, waking up for school, taking them out.

Once a year I would get my nails done because Nana got her claws in me. And like I found myself having a full day like shopping. with Nana and we always end up and she'd be like pick and she'd say pick a shade of red. I love her. No, I love her. And she said, you have to do a shade of red. And her nails were always done. My nails were never done.

Wait, I was actually just out of shoot and someone brought up like letting their hair go gray. And I go, oh, my best friend wants to let her hair go gray and not on my watch. You know my mom is letting her hair go gray, but she's in this like early period of it where it just looks like kind of like sparkles over her brown. And this really beautiful woman stopped her to US Open was like, I just want to say your hair looks so good the way it is so natural going gray. Okay, but can I say something? It's because Lenore is beautiful. No, Hannah, no, you're beautiful. Lenore's an intellectual.

Like, you see Lenore and you're like, so is Kim. Kim's a woman in STEM. Yes, but see, Kim is a different type of intellectual. Like, Lenore is, like, was a principal. Like, she, you know, like. She's in the rooms. She's in the rooms. Lenore's like the New York Times.

Yeah. Okay. Kim's, Kim is like, oh my God. Kim is like the head mafia boss that you didn't know she was in charge. You thought it was this guy. It's really Kim. the back like that's her type of intellectual why you're talking to him you're gonna have to talk to me she'll slit your throat you didn't even know she was in the room like there's so many times that

i feel like in business like people will like think that i'm doing something but really it's like my mom told me actually to do that do you know what my favorite thing is with me and you in business people don't know who's in charge oh between you and i like in a zoom meeting they don't know right because the second you think i know what i'm talking about you come in and it's like Hannah shut up and you say something and then you get quiet for 40 minutes and they're like she's not listening. Hannah's the one who's in charge but then we flip like they don't know it's situational it is purely situate it's because we don't know who's in charge it's it's whoever has taking a liking to that project more or like is in charge we're just always on the same page so we're just

riffing da da da da fun on the zoom and then afterwards we get on the call and we're like that's a no right It's so funny because someone called me today, okay, from our mutual person from both of our teams, call me today, gives me the scenario, runs me through everything. I say something. And she goes, okay, well, Hannah said the opposite, said this. And I go, okay, well, whatever Hannah said. Well, it's funny because she asked me and I was like, no. And she goes, well, Paige said the other thing.

I go, Paige doesn't give a shit. I said, this is not something Paige is going to fight for. So you're going to listen to me right now. I go, I don't give a fuck. So if she already said no, then why are you called? Yes, because you were like 50-50. I don't care. Anywho, I digress.

Wait. Yeah. Since we're on like the work theme, there's discourse on TikTok, specifically heavy in Gen Z and millennials. The argument is do you show up to a job interview with a coffee, with an ice coffee? If I'm doing like six job interviews that day, maybe like if it's an emergency like i'm like running and i'm feeling like shit morning no it's like you have a job interview at like 9 30 are you walking into the job interview holding an iced

coffee i don't i wouldn't but i also don't think i would like not hire someone because of it okay hannah that's exactly what i did i put myself in the situation and i thought no i'm not walking in with an iced coffee. Because that's too much admin. Like I need to worry about the task at hand. Like what's my biggest weakness? Like I can't. Right.

But if I'm the one hiring the person and someone walks in holding a coffee, I'm not even thinking about it. Like I don't give a fuck. It's a fun debate. Maybe I could judge them by their coffee. Like if they came in with like a full frappuccino, I'd be like, are you mentally stable? Because you're 34 and you're downing frappuccino. Are you serious?

Are you serious about the position? or is just a fucking joke to you? No, if someone came in with like a full Starbucks Frappuccino, I... Do you know, I used to get that for lunch? I used to love those. Because we'd have like $10 for lunch, and I'd be like, I could get a full chicken and broccoli,

like at the Chinese place, or I could get a strawberry caramel white chocolate frappuccino extra large, and me and my friends would just be walking around with the bigger than our bodies. Well, at this age now, I think my first question would be, like do you take lactate?

What's like your gut situation? Yeah, how are you taking that to the face right now? I'd be more intrigued than annoyed. Actually, I'd be like, you can handle hard things. Yeah. I'm like, you have a stomach of steel. You're a gladiator. You are a gladiator.

You're the pit bull from now on, okay? Because I run queasy. You know, like. Wait, literally, it was 1 p.m. Paige's burps next to me. I go, you good? She goes, just me. Like, I know the day nausea, don't worry about me.

The wind blows in the wrong way and I could get a little nausea. She's like, just nervous about my existence. Truly, you ever just get nervous about like, just like, what's the next? I'm just like too aware of my existence. Like, I'll just be, whenever I'm supposed to just be enjoying life, I always go. And is this the life I'm supposed to be like, like, can we just for one second? Not analyze it. No, I'll be like.

No. It's so bad. No. It's so bad. Do you feel like everyone does that though? No, I don't. Like you're ever in a situation that like, only you put yourself in that situation. There's no one else to blame.

And you're just like, this is what I really want though? This might be selfish, but I do think I'm also neurodivergent where like even in school, like, I remember everyone else is just like watching the teacher or like watching. And I would be watching everyone else watch the teacher. Like I was the one that's not in the moment. Like I was thinking about them. I'm an anthropologist. Sorry, I love sociology. Sorry.

Sorry, you love to study people. I have crazy news for you. And I can't believe this is three episodes in that we're still talking about hydrox. First of all, it's not hydrox. It's high rocks. Who gives a fuck? I have to type something that's really upsetting. You have to brace yourself.

No. And also this, as a millennial, this is the most millennial offensive thing I've ever heard. High Rock stands for hybrid rock star What the fuck are they talking about? What's a hybrid rock star? It's like girl boss Like pussy popping kick ass Workout.

Cheetah girls, cheetah sisters. Hybrid rock star, I'm confused by the branding. I do support any woman who does this because I love female athletes. However, who, I need to know the story behind this. We'll talk about it next episode because we're not done with this. I'm Googling it right now. The high rocks origin.

Because there's no rock stars involved. It's not a music thing. It's okay. Is it a charity or something? It was started in Germany. It's okay. It's okay. Okay, that's cool.

It's okay. And that's for them. And it was founded in 2017 by a two-time Olympic gold medalist. And that's fine. It was the first high rocks event took place in Hamburg in 2017. No, but the fact that it's German, it means that it also, like, I wonder what the German translation is. That's scary.

Anyway. If you ever did Jennifer Hudson's, I was going to say Walker Shame, but like. Hannah? Hannah, I got asked. Hannah, I got asked. Like recently? And, yep. And I know exactly what you're going to ask.

What am I doing? when I'm walking down the aisle for when they're dancing. And you want to know what? I said, sorry, I can't come because I have a prior commitment, which I did. But in my head, I was like, no, I can't go on that show. I'm not dancing down the line? Well, this is my question. Some people dance, and I was like, I'm like, that's good.

Then some people dance, you're like, that's bad. But then some people, I, and you know I'm like, I have a lot of false confidence. Some people, I'm pretty sure just go and think, I'll come up with it as I go. And it's crazy. Like, I would have to plan what my moves are going to be. I'm not just going to let the music take me. Okay, but what if what you planned isn't the beat of the song they do? And then all of a sudden, you're doing the macarina and they're singing Kat and I Joe.

Like, then what do you do? I think I would do the worm. No, it's a quick walk. And the worm's going backwards. You have to go forwards. So many good points are being made right now. No, I literally, I said I love Jennifer Hudson. I can't make it work with my schedule right now.

But honestly, I was too nervous because I don't want to do the walk. But like you would do it all like shy. Like you'd be like, and you'd like do a spin. You'd do like one twirl. That's actually a good idea. Yeah. Yeah. Like what I'm saying is if you did it, we'd have to choreograph it.

And it's okay if it's not on the beat as long as you commit to something. Because some people go and they're flailing. And I'm like, you didn't think this one through? Yeah, and that's all I thought about when I saw the email. It's all I thought about. Yeah. Do they make up a song? They make one up.

Yeah, that's where they get you. Because you're like, you're like a four beat? You can't even try and perfect. An eight beat? I don't know anything about music. Yeah, I feel like that's. I also did, I'm going to put this in the ether. I did have a Dancing with the Stars Pro.

DM me. I heard. And I'm going to protect the identity because. we don't need to like get into semantics but um dancing with the stars is you guys that's the one thing that i actually don't believe in myself about and i know it's not about winning it's about like trying new things but like i have had a page try new things right it's about putting yourself out of your comfort zone okay leaving the house is out of my god damn comfort zone you ever have a panic attack in a grocery store let me tell you it's exhilarating but the funny thing is if i could do the

splits i would have done dancing with stars 10 years ago yeah well If I could do the splits, I would have done a lot of things. If I could do the splits, I wouldn't be here right now. Fuck you. And this podcast. I'd be on a yacht right now. But unfortunately, I have really tight hips. In the, like, Alex Earl Reality show, there's, like, a clip that she said, like,

she's talking about, like, her dad, like, buying her boob job. And he said, like, oh, well, like, I knew it was going to be an investment in your future. And in my head, I'm, like, how many girls watched that and looked at the, their dad and was like, see, like, it's like, could be something, you know. Oh, I know. I know. I don't want people to feel that way. No, I know. I know. A page doesn't have boobs, you guys, and she's done really well up until this point.

No, I haven't. Oh, I mean, no, I. That was a Freudian. And guys, I have boobs and I don't even show them. I really can't take the stress of a boob job. Maybe, like, after a child, okay? Do you want to tell them how much you loved me because I, I was wearing, I was showing my boobs on the other day.

No, so many things happened that day for me to like be drawn to you. One, I picked out. I was lowest on Friday. Wait, so am I fun to like do a makeover for it? Do you feel like I'm Sandra Bullock and Miss Congeniality? I got to pick out your outfit. And I was like, yeah, she's a cool-toned girl. Put her in the silver.

So I got to pick out your outfit. Like your hair was done the way I wanted. Your makeup looked the way I liked. and like your boobs were pushed up to the sky and I was like yes that's my friend like and you were walking around in heels all day it was just like I was like I get Lois like I get her so Jeannie on her TikTok is now doing a like stuff Lois said today yeah series and it's really good so oh Lois is a star Lois is a star um I have a question for you yes when was last time you listened to your own voicemail. Like my answering

machine? Yeah. I don't have one. Do I have one? I don't think so. Okay, because I got really worried today. Wait, should I call you? Yeah. Yeah, okay, and just decline it. Put it on speaker. I'm so scared right now, you guys. Are you for real, teller? Press decline, you nimwit. We're just going to sit here on the... Obviously, you're not answering.

I mean, what the hell is wrong with you? I didn't. You reached the voicemail of Hannah Burner. Please leave me a message. Call mine. Transfer over. Your call has been. Yeah.

Like a normal person. Do you know how? Like, important people have called my phone. Tell me that that was my voicemail. Do you not get, like, prank phone calls? Because I feel like I get so many people that will, like, get my number and they'll call me. But then they're nervous because the answer. machine they're like is it her i mean with you they're like yeah this is oh that explains a lot of text

messages live for sure actually it's so funny because i i am this close i think i'm changing my number that's actual fame one it's low-key iconic two it's it's actually i think a safety thing for me it's not like i just feel too many people have my number that like it's too much that sounds fringing as fuck i think everyone once you turn 30 should change your phone number. Well, yeah, I have had the same phone number since high school. 40 guys' names and hinge after it still in my phone. Yeah.

Like, that's unnecessary. I'm like, and then I, like, wanted to delete contacts the other day because I'm like, I don't even know who this person is. Wait, are you ever on TikTok? And it's like, your friend from your phone book? I'm like, who is? I'm like, no, there's no way that I have her number. I don't know who this is.

I don't like deleting contacts because I like to know who's bothering me. Yeah, that's true. Because when you don't know, you go, who is this? And they tell her, and you're like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. I just, I don't answer. We used to have voicemails. I remember mine was like giggling or something.

And my dad was like, okay, you have to get a job. Like, you can't have a giggling voice mail. And I'm like, okay, so I think that was from when I was like 21. Because you guys know I don't do admin. I'm not. Yeah, you're not re-rope. I don't even know to Apple phones let you change your voice. Like, I don't even know how to get.

to it. But if this is permanent for me now, this is like, this is your blueprint in history. Hi, this is Hannah Byrne. I think you're calling. Leave a message. But do you get spam every day? Maybe like one or two. Like I get called every single day, no matter what, at least three times a day. I will never pick up a number. Yeah, no. And it's like, you're alone. And I'm like, okay. But my problem is because I don't pick up unknown numbers. I miss. I'm supposed. I'm not. important deliveries. I miss, like, someone who needs help. Like, I miss all the important phone calls. You ever take a chance and you just answer the unknown? And then you're like, fuck. Like, why did I? There's a mortgage that we'd like, and I'm like, ah. Or it's someone you know and you're like,

fuck. Oh, gosh. Woman in some of the week is actually not my lowest, but a different lowest. her name's Lois Gibson and she's the greatest sketch artist of all time when she was young she was almost killed by a serial killer and she was so traumatized but because she remembered

little details about his face it helped them solve it or something regardless she was like obsessed with the process of how to find these men and she's extremely good at drawing and she's like she's helped find over 750 criminals

because she's so good at like when people tell her draw it's like a weird it's a weird crazy skill she's like get his book a world record so shout out to lois gibson how old is she i actually don't know i was like googling it you know i always wondered if that was like a real thing like sketch artist for like the police i'm like but how do they know in 1971 she was 21 years old so she's like in her 70s now wait that is so crazy because here's the other thing. If I'm in the police station and I'm describing someone, I'm not giving good description. I'm like, she's got a fuck-ass face.

Well, that's like when you ask your friend to describe, like, a guy they're seeing. They're like, he's nice. Yeah. I'm like, he's ugly. Tell me what it really looks like. You know, and they're like, he has really good heart. He's kind. He's sweet.

And then they show you, like, a photo of him in the dark. And you're like, show me the photo of him. I always, like, wonder what is the photo that people, like, show of me? Like, what's the photo? Like, people show of me. You're like, I need to know. No, I need to know. Like, I need to know, like, exes that have, like, like, that are with their friends and, like, they're, that I just come up in conversation, but I've, they've never met me.

Like, I want to know, like, oh, what's the photo they show when they go to my Instagram? Like, oh, that was her. Maybe just like one of the newest photos you posted. I would hope so. PSA, if you guys are showing my photo, like, make sure it's one of like the top three in my grid. Because those are the ones that I'm like most loving right now. A pinned one is a good one to use. Yeah, maybe like the pin one, like Amy Poller's in that picture too.

And like you can show that around. There's no easy way to segue this, but it is officially fall. And I know a lot of the girls are wearing caprize. But as someone who has bought caprize in TikTok shop, Amazon, Nomakamali, they're not all created equal. What capries are you recommending, just like as a normal black capri? Like you can wear your Lulu lemons.

Like, what are you wearing? I have two that I'm rotated, that I always rotate between. One are my Amazon ones that my tried and true that my first pair of capri is that I love. They have a little cuff on the bottom. And my second one or like a more stretchy one. They're from HALSA.

I got them in the beginning of the summer. and I've worn them with everything. But it's not necessarily like the brand. Capri's aren't all made equally in terms of your own body. Yeah, like your fit. Yeah, you have to find what Capri's length for your legs is the best. Like, I'm no good right under the knee. Oh, I'm no good.

Really? I need to go a little bit lower on my shin. Oh, so you like a three quarter quart a quart. Well, I just think it looks better with my body type. See, I need right over the knee Because I need to try to elongate whatever's going on Or if I've been doing it around this whole time Fuck

I feel like if you're right under the knee to chopping you You're right Because it's like it's giving like a block of skin Block of Capri block of You need your legs to look a little bit longer So I think you should go a little longer You should go more of like a cigarette pant But this is the thing with my body type

cigarette pants kind of straight and I need more curves potentially actually you know I haven't figured out jeans more of a kick flare on the bottom you love saying kick flare you started this whole pod just so you could end it by saying kick flare I actually started daphne the brand just so I could say kick flare and we use it a lot in every meeting like sometimes we'll be like it's kickflaring too much kick flare the week um you guys thank you so much for giggling oh wait that was so quick do you have anything else to bring to the on your docket no i mean i guess i'll see you guys Friday yeah i guess we'll see you later we love you so much um and have the most beautiful week bye