Giggly Squad - Giggling about magicians, lymphatic drainage, and pregnancy scares

Episode Date: March 6, 2025

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Hello my gigglers, before we get into our wild LA trip I do want to address our interview with Megan Thee Stallion. Interviewing Megan was a dream of mine. I love her music and it's my go-to to hype me up, get me excited, give me energy, be there for me when I need a boost of confidence, when I'm not believing in myself. Looking back at the interview, I really wish I used any other word except fight to describe how her songs impact me. Definitely was not the right word.

While there wasn't any ill intent, that does not matter. I acknowledge that what I said has a deeper meaning and I'm so sorry to Megan. I appreciate everyone who brought this to my attention. What's up, gigglers? Gary, fix your Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

I mean, the day just got away from me. The gigglers have gone Hollywood. No, we're different. We're different. I wore hair extensions once. My favorite though is from my family getting texts like my mom being like, when did your hair get so long? And Des being like, you should always wear your hair

like this. I'm like, guys, this is hundreds of dollars and hours of hair extensions. No, but you want to know what? You should wear your hair super straight like that more. Thank you. You know, we all did that like in middle school though, right?

I remember straightening, didn't look like that, looked more squarish. I'm gonna bring back my straightener. Should we? Let's bring back straighteners. Do you know what pissed me off when people were like, oh, I have a straightener, but I use it for curling my hair. And I'm like, don't be a hero.

You know when girls are like, you just have to, just use a curler. Just use a curling iron. I've never been able to master that. I mean, it's cause it's not a competition. Like why are we like, Why are we always pitting women against each other? Yeah, people are like, you can do it heatless.

Let's just, we're trying to get through the day. No, the heatless curls actually really stress me out. Cause they're liars. Cause they wake up in the morning, no one looks good. No, I've tried the Heatless Curls countless times. I don't know if I'm wrapping it wrong, but my ends always come out crinkly. Over this last week, I was offered MDMA.

I just have to preface this story with Hannah calls me after she goes to this party. And she would not stop saying MDMA. And after the fifth time, I was like, it's Molly. Stop saying MDMA, I'm gonna have a freak out. I go, since when is MDMA Molly, you woman in STEM? Since forever. But I remember in that moment, I wasn't gonna say yes,

but I pretended I was considering it. Like I'm like, you know, I normally would. And you. Because I wanna be cool. But it's a Saturday night and I can't. It literally was like, you know, I normally would. Yeah. Because I want to be cool. But it's just Saturday night and I can't. It literally was totally a time where you could do our memories. If there was ever a time, it was in that moment.

And then people were like, we're microdosing. And I'm like, OK, like, regardless what dose, I would ruin the party if I took it. I actually feel like you wouldn't microdose because you're an all or nothing girl. You know, so you're like, if I'm going to do it, let's become drug addicts. That's why weed fucks me up because everyone's like, just take a little hit and then take a little hit.

Don't feel anything. Take the biggest hit I've ever taken in my life. Can't breathe for an hour and then high as a kite. And then you find yourself on the bathroom floor and you're like, I think I'm having a panic attack. Exactly. From fleet management to flexible truck rentals to technology solutions. At Enterprise Mobility, we help businesses find the right mobility solutions so they

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We started at Pilates. First of all, we were Pilates, I was a Pilates girl. I'm so LA. Yes. I got there on Tuesday and by Wednesday I was like, I could live in a mansion in Beverly Hills if one was provided for me. I felt like myself getting my smoothie.

We were on Rodeo Drive and Paige, you could just see she was who she was meant to be. I truly was like, where is my white Range Rover with my 2.5 children? Like, I was like, I could live this life. Okay, so we go to Pilates one day, I like force Hannah to come with me and we walk in and it was just Katie Kirk. Okay, Katie Kirk is there and you

have to go quick with this stuff because the class was about to start I don't want to get yelled at which I was gonna get yelled at regardless in this class because it was scary. And I did, full name, government name was yelled out. So I just go up to Katie and I go, hi Katie, we've DM'd before, I'm obsessed with you. And she's like, oh my God, I love you and your co-host. And I point, I go, she's right here. And I said, Katie, I was an assistant in one of the offices that you had an office in

at one time you were working on a documentary and she was like, oh my God. So then we're fast friends with Katie Kerrick. We are obsessed with Katie Kerrick. So it's literally Katie, me, Hannah in the line of Pilates. Yep. Pilates now was a 55-minute-er, which I'm not used to. I'm used to a nice 45. Can I argue? This was not Pilates.

This was intense working out. This wasn't. My thing is like, I was there to support you. And maybe I should have told the instructor that beforehand because he thought something different. He kept calling me out whenever I would like. He was like, Hannah, come on. I was like, should I? And maybe I should have told the instructor that beforehand because he thought something different. He kept calling me out whenever I would like. I was like, come on. He actually wrote our names down so that he could specifically call people out.

Yeah, he was like, Hannah, what you doing? Hannah, leg up. Now let me tell you something. I was expecting a very LA vibe for Pilates. Like take what you need, leave the rest. If you want to be in child's pose the whole time, like it's what your body's telling you. No, I was ready to make fun of them, no.

No. And these housewives next to us were not fucking around. They were like, go harder. There was a moment where Katie Couric looked at me and said, Paige, I'm 68, you can do this. And I was like, oh my God. Katie Couric flamed you, but we all kept making eye contact with her because we were all dying.

So after the class. I was like, Katie, I don't think I can do it. I was like, Katie Couric's disappointed me. And you never want Katie Couric to be disappointed in you. It's right up there with my mom, Oprah. You don't want Katie Couric disappointed. There's something though about, I love older women. I just feel like I want wanna listen to everything they say

cause I feel like they know everything. They're so knowledgeable. Yeah, they've seen some shit. Like I feel like some older men are out of touch. Yeah. Where like older women, they're like, we love that you guys are saying what we've always been thinking.

Yeah. So after the class, we took an opportunity cause she's like, what are you guys doing here? And we're like, we're interviewing like eight list celebs on the carpet and we're actually pretty nervous. Do you have any advice for us? And I'm laughing because we're getting a master class in journalism.

No, literally. On Rodeo Drive. And I was like, write this down. With Katie Kerr, I was like, I'm like, I don't have a pen. I'm like, I don't have a pen. But it's like, I also can't write. And Katie Kerr, she gave us good advice.

Yeah, she said be silly, but not too silly. Which we didn't listen to. Where exactly is the line? Well, she was like, have respect. And it is a crazy moment in their lives too. So ask them, how does this feel? But then also have fun with it. But the truth is, interviewing can be chaos and just about rolling with the punches.

And we love you, Katie. I will say, the Pilates place that we went to in LA, it was called Naturals, or Natural. If you hate yourself, go. They just opened one on the Upper East Side. I think I'm going to go. I will say the Pilates place that we went to in LA was called Naturals or Natural. If you hate yourself, go. They just opened one on the Upper East Side. I think I'm going to go. You're like sadistic.

Yeah, I'm getting freaky with Pilates recently. I was telling you, I'm working on a new bit about like two types of people that either want to be disrespected in the bedroom or disrespected when they're working out. But like I don't like being disrespected in the bedroom because if he says one thing, I'm like, did I say something to piss you off earlier? Like, could you talk it out with me next time instead of like calling me names?

See, I'm the complete opposite. Like in the bedroom, I want you to actually dislike me. Yeah. I want you to hate me and everything about me and say it. Wait, that's crazy. Cause in the bedroom, like I told you, if Des accidentally like sits on my hair or something, I'm like, oh, oh. But see in a workout class,

if you're like trying to motivate me, that's not how I get motivated. You're not the boss of me. Don't tell me what to do. I also have to say I have my own issues and I don't know if any former athletes listening would relate, but because I've been forced to work out my whole life,

like never day off, 6 a.m. workouts, I'm in this place where like, and it's why I've had trouble working out sometimes, because I'm like, I don't have to anymore, so I don't want to. I've gotten like third degree burns on my arms from doing planks on a hot court when I was 14. Like I've like pushed myself way too hard.

Oh my God. No, like actual abuse. So now like when I'm 14. Like I've like pushed myself way too hard. Oh my God. No, like actual abuse. So now like when I'm at a Pilates class, I like to push myself, but the second I feel like it's too much for me, I don't give a fuck. Like I'm like, I'm good. I'm not winning Wimbledon today. Like everyone calm down.

And that's how I am when like boyfriends want to make love. I'm like, it's not for me today. See ya. That's like so inappropriate and weird. Just giving the environment that's a crazy thing to say. Yeah, like in this economy, I don't think there's any lovemaking going on, but thank you. Oh my God.

So you were doing Pilates, I went once. I went four times. No, I went full out. But I am proud of you. Thank you. I needed to. It went four times. No, I went full out. But I am proud of you. Thank you. I needed to. It actually, it did get, it does. It helps you mentally.

No, endorphins really do make you happier. Like, the science is there. Like, if you do work out in the morning, it truly does set your tone. And also because like I was jet lagged, so I was waking up at like 7 a.m. And I was like, okay, well, I'm just gonna sit here and scroll and get pissed off about something

and then stew in it for the rest of the day. Like, no, I should just like get up, go to Pilates. You know what's so funny? I was jet lagged too, but I was waking up at 10. No, I texted you at one point and you were like, I'm gonna skip this one, but super proud of you. No, I don't know what it is in LA. Like, I just get three more hours of sleep in the morning.

No, you say this all the time when we go places that Florida and that are naturally sunny. Being in California, I was like, I feel bad about myself if I stay in bed because the sun is out. Which honestly, I don't need that pressure. No, that's why New York, I'm like, oh, it's dreary out? Perfect, I'm in the mood to loathe someone.

But also New York, the second it hits 65 degrees, everyone's drinking on a rooftop. Wild. Insane. And I like that though. Yeah, because we earned it. We also, then Paige is a professional at being hot. Like when someone says, Paige, you have to look your best at this day,

she has a routine. She has a regimen. She's ready. All I did was get facials and massages in LA. What is your actual thoughts on lymphatic drainage? I love it. Do you think it works? I think it works if you go to a good person to do it and then you do the appropriate steps afterward. And what are the appropriate steps?

Drinking a ton of water, not eating anything that's like bloating, like really not having carbs, not having dairy, not having salt, nothing fried. so it's like air and light. Eat your own cough. Yeah. So like you have to do that I think lymphatic drainage is also really good if you are specifically getting ready for an event like a wedding or like going on a vacation or something like that. But I also believe that it's good for your body, like in general, to get them once a month. I do believe in lymph nodes.

No, lymph nodes are a huge thing. Like I believe in signs, and I also do fly a lot, and I know that there's buildup and stuff. Like when I get sick, like my lymph node, like that's like when you got a sore throat, like your lymph nodes get swollen. I believe in lymphs. Like definitely they need to be drained.

I believe in nymphylymps. I do think, I don't know what that is. So you like were doing all these things and then I started to get kind of paranoid that I wasn't doing enough. You started to panic. So I started to panic. Well then Lenore got involved. Lenore got involved and Lenore was like,

whatever Paige is doing, do what Paige does. But in my head, I was, I, well, our first party was on Wednesday. Our first Hollywood party. Shout out Contessa Mills, this designer, styled by Tabitha, my stylist. This small designer in New York City put together this like sick look on Wednesday of this like champagne set,

whatever, everyone liked it. So I was like, I already did good once, I can flop on Sunday. That was like my perspective. Wow. Never in my life have I had that perspective. If anything, I'm like, okay, so now I have to beat that outfit. No, I was like, if it all goes bad,

I could be like, you guys saw Wednesday though, right? Right. No, I'm going to be honest. When I was getting ready for like the Oscar for Vanity Fair, there was a moment in my head that I was just like, and I don't give a fuck about my wedding day because this is my best look ever. But yeah, you're getting lymphatic massages

and finally I go, fuck, I need to get lymphatic massage. And I just do it. Obviously no one's available because every woman in LA is getting lymphatic massage before the Oscars. I got something called a diamond facial. I said, hey, can you do this on my body? She's like, anything with diamonds, yes.

I don't care what it does. They're like, it's gonna make you bleed. And you're like, yeah. So I'd go online and I'm clicking every lymphatic drainage place near me. Find just a woman in an apartment. Awesome. And I was like, the price is right.

Safe. She does face and body. I said, we're doing it. So I just went to a random apartment building somewhere in LA. What is wrong with you? I feel like in LA, people aren't doing legal things in their apartment.

You know that it's sketchy when the first thing they ask you when you walk in is, how'd you find me? She literally was like, how did you find me? How'd this come across your desk? And then she was like, your name's Vanessa, right? And I was like, no. And I was like, it's okay, it's fine. It was amazing.

I don't think it was lymphatic though. Like she didn't use any tools. Yeah, I will say my lymphatic in New York were better than the one that I got. I don't even know the name of the place I went. Do you think you could give your own lymphatic? I have before. Like, I've laid in bed and had like,

really horrible stomach aches and YouTube, like how do you lymphatic drainage, like your own stomach and done it. And my stomach has felt better. And then you do your castor oil and it's like, yeah. For anyone who's listening, you basically just press down on your stomach all the way down. No, literally watch a YouTube video

and it'll show you like the direction to go in. Do you fart during lymphatic drainage massages? No. Do you hear gurgling? Yeah. Okay, where is the air supposed to go? It's not so much that it's air, it's the contents in your stomach.

So that's what you're peeing out. Wait, wait. We have to tell them. No, wait. We have to tell them. Wait. We have to tell them. So Hannah and I, like, okay, if we're in a hotel together

or like, not even a hotel, like if we haven't seen each other in a day, it could be a day, it could be an hour. It could be an hour. It could be 10 minutes. Like the next time we're gonna see each other, we have like a bit in our head. Like we think of like a funny line. We have a line.

Yeah, we have a line to greet each other with because it's like, hello, we're comedians. Like I wanna make her laugh. So anytime like I'm going to her hotel room or she's coming to mine, like as soon as we open the door, we perform our line. Yes.

We don't even laugh at each other. Like I'll be like, I look like an insurance salesman. And you'll be like, I just had a diamond facial. So at one point, I open my hotel room door and I go, I think I'm pregnant. And Hannah goes, I just took a pregnancy test. So just so you guys know, yeah, we were like, not telling each other about this.

And then we just blurt it out. I was late. I really didn't think I was pregnant, but I was like, obviously I'm waiting for my period to freeze my eggs and of course it's like late this month. I'm like hello. See, I fully thought I was pregnant. Yeah.

And Des is in Dublin, so I was like, there's a problem. There's a problem. You're like, I don't know how I'm gonna explain this one. He's been gone for six months. We both fully convince ourselves that we're both pregnant, start to plan our lives together. No, no, no we didn't. I was like, we're having the babies.

I did say we're having it now. Then we were walking down the street and Hannah was just like, look at us and our kids, just us and our kids. I was like, neither of us are pregnant. Also, I feel like we talk about mental health and stuff. I've been on Prozac for a bit. Yeah.

And I had one of those classic, I think I'm fine. I think I'm doing pretty well. I was like, I'm good. So I just got off my Prozac this month. Yeah. Because I've just been on it for a while, and I Googled it, and it can mess up your cycle.

So the day of the Oscars, I started like spotting and I was like, we gotta get this going real quick cause I'm about to like cramp and bloat and poop. I still haven't gotten mine. But I'm never regular. Yeah, see I'm like every Tuesday. I know for a hundred percent fact, I'm not pregnant but I'm just waiting.

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Shepp. She's amazing. Also, we're best friends with Steph Shep. She's amazing. Amazing. I also, one of my best dressed for the Vanity Fair party, I loved her dress. She's always best dressed and she always looks chic. She exudes elegance. She exudes wealth. Yeah, like she always looks very regal and elegant.

She also looks stunning. Yeah, like she always looks very regal and elegant. She also looks stunning. Yeah, I appreciated about her too. Like she's best friends with Kim Kardashian, but it was just like two girls, like and on the carpet she was like, oh, now I gotta go take my pics after Kim. Like it was just like girls being girls, you know? We had this moment in the middle of the Vanity Fair

interviews where I looked at Paige and I go, what did I say? She looked at Paige and I go, what did I say? She looks at me and she goes, everyone's just a human. And Paige was like fighting her own demons, you know? And she looks at me and she's like, are you fucking high right now? And I'm like, we're all just. You wanna know what?

It actually like made the rest of the stream so much easier because I was like, wait, yeah, everyone's nervous. Everyone's like clocking their own outfits and bodies and like making sure their lipstick looks good. Like to take these pictures, like everyone is just a human. Let's get to. Okay, I hate to praise a man. You know, I hate it, but I think my favorite interview

of the entire night was Jesse Eisenberg. I love a man, you know I hate it. But I think my favorite interview of the entire night was Jesse Eisenberg. I love that man. I'm, I love him so much. And before the interview starts, you guys can know, but we talked to them a little beforehand and I was like, where are you from? And he goes, Queens.

And I go, oh, this guy can handle us. Like let's give it to him. He was so funny. We had incredible chemistry with that man. No, we had such good chemistry. We were literally all singing, dancing by the end together. He went along with our weird questions. Every bit.

Every bit. The man's a comedian. He's so funny. And he just, I don't know, I just appreciated him. And then after, he was like, wait, you guys are really good at this. And I really enjoyed myself. What do you do? And Hannah was like, wait, you guys are like really good at this. And like, I really enjoyed myself. What do you do?

And Hanna was like, oh, we have a podcast. And he was like, what's it called? Like, I'm gonna listen. And I was like, no, I'm obsessed with you. I wanna have mutual friends with him because I wanna go to dinner and talk shit about people with him. I feel like he'd actually be so good.

It also like some of these A-listers were so nice and normal. I think that's why I started being like, they're all all just humans because you think they're gonna be like AI bots No, he he who knew that Giggly Squad Jesse Eisenberg was gonna be the collab of the century We also got so lucky that our first interview was the Honorable Amy Poehler. That was the comedy god saying you're gonna be okay No, that was and and also what was hard is they would see a celeb and they couldn't always immediately get them on

because there were like multiple people interviewing. But Amy went out of her way waited. Yep. Also cute Zadie she was with. Yeah, she was. Obsessed. And Amy is a giggler. So we just, we love her so much. Do you know how many viral moments

Amy has at these award shows? No, it's insane. And like memeable. So we just, we love her so much. Do you know how many viral moments Amy has at these award shows? No, it's insane. And like memeable. Like her meme with the sunglasses on and the hoodie, like everyone uses that every single year. Insane. So to just-

The amount of times I quote her in my own home and I don't even like remember that it's her. Yeah, she's the nicest person ever. She really is. You know what I love when you meet a famous person who like, this I'll explain it. You're like,. You know what I love when you meet a famous person who like, this is how I'll explain it. You're like, that's exactly what I wanted you to be.

Yes. That's how I thought you were going to be in my head. This is how I know I like people. When I'll like say a side remark and they like listen and respond to it. You know those people who you say stuff and they just don't acknowledge it and they keep talking? Sorry, what'd you say? I knew you could do that. No, but there's a lot of famous people

that I'll say a sider mark and they'll never catch it. For 10 minutes they won't acknowledge anything you say. Or you have to yell it. Or like Amy, I'll say something on Bomb My Breath and she'll look and laugh. She's just... She's in it. She's in it with you?

She's locked in. She's locked in, she's so cool, she's so fucking funny. Okay, I'm obsessed with her, I need to get her a strand of hair. Let's talk about the beef we had before we went live. That's a cat. Hi, Mango. We have a cat today who's helping us produce named Mango.

He's an orange tabby, he's gorgeous. He's being very brave right now because he doesn't know any of us because he's Andrew Collins' cat who's squatting in my apartment. New York City, can you get these people out of my apartment? Hannah and I almost... We almost fought before we went live.

Oh, yeah? Because Hannah wouldn't let me stand on the left side for my dress because it's her bad side. And I took one for the team, and I said, you know what? I don't want her to feel uncomfortable, because I'm someone for the team and I said, you know what? I don't want her to feel uncomfortable because I'm someone if I hate my outfit, I have to leave.

Yeah. And so if you hate that side of your face, I didn't want you to have- We had a moment, we had a moment- Where we looked at each other. Where there was like a power struggle happening and Paige knows that I don't ask for much. I literally don't ask for anything except-

That side. But Paige wore a dress that was not conducive to the right side. It was not, my slit was on the left side. So I, every time I'd ask a question, I'd then whip to the left side, to the camera. Cause this is my thing, you didn't always see full body and you have, you look beautiful both sides of your face. No, I actually didn't really care. You didn't always see full body, and you look beautiful both sides of your face.

No, I actually didn't really care. You didn't really care. Yeah, because if you cared, I would have been on the right side. I usually didn't really care. But we had a moment where you looked at me, I looked at you, and you saw the fear in my eyes. I actually felt it.

You were like, no, I'll die if I'm on this side. I was like, okay. I was like, I think I won't. I was like, we don't need any more beta blockers. We'll literally be passed out. And I don't want knock on wood. I think about our business relationship over like last, what, five, six, seven years, we've never had one fight.

Because it's a give and take. I know what you need and you know what I need. And it's never the same thing. Never. We never want the same thing. But there was a moment there. There was a moment where I was like, okay. And then imagine we get in a fight

and they're like, we're doing it live. Okay, so that was one drama thing that happened before we started live. Then we're literally standing there, they're like, okay, it's like six minutes till we're going live. Someone comes over to Hannah and is like, oh my God, I love your necklace.

Is that yours or did you borrow it from a brand? And in my head, I was like, and I looked down at my hands because I had borrowed three rings from David Yearman and I specifically wanted this like pinky ring. It was a little too big but I was like it's fine like I'm like I'll be fine. It looks good. I look down, gone. I start cold sweating because I'm like I'm gonna have to give David Yearman my first child, my unborn child in my stomach right now. Like I'm gonna have to give him this child. Like I am freaking out.

A woman like who, I don't know if she worked for Vanity Fair or I mean, she must have. She was standing right there and she heard me say, oh my God, I lost my diamond ring. And she goes, I think someone at security found it. I heard someone saying like, we found a diamond ring, whatever, let me go check. She goes and checks, she comes back and she's like, okay, I think someone saying like, we found a diamond ring, whatever, let me go check. She goes and checks, she comes back and she's like,

okay, I think security has your ring, but small problem. There's another woman here who is claiming that it's her ring. And I'm like, okay. I go, so what do I have to do? And she was like, describe to me what it looks like. And I'm like, it's a pinky ring, it's diamond, it's David Yearman, it has like their signature band,

it's like flat top. And she's like, okay, let me go back to security. You're selling it, you're like obsessed with it, gorgeous. I'm like, it's stunning, it's like a billion dollars. You gotta get it. Security guard comes over and he's like, I don't know if you heard, but someone else is claiming that they lost a diamond ring

and that this is their ring, can you please describe it to me? And I'm like, okay, so I describe it again. And he looks at me and he's like, yeah, this is your ring, not this other woman's, takes it out of his pocket and hands it to me. And so this all happened literally. And then they're like, in five, four,

and I'm like, oh my God. I'm gonna put this in the newsletter because I took a crazy video when I got home that night. Yeah. Because they lent you jewelry. I'm wearing a diamond necklace. Yeah. And I've never worn an expensive necklace like this.

I couldn't get it off. Do you know like when it's like- They couldn't do the clasp. The clasp and some of these like really, they make sure that like it'll not fall off. And I have my new nails, but I'm telling you, it wasn't my nails. You should've just come to my room. I could, true, I couldn't figure out,

because it's like you have to press down on two things, you have to spread it open. Then there's a latch that was like twisted, I couldn't, so I am like- That's having sex with me. I- It's literally, press down on these two things specifically. Open this latch.

I felt like a frat guy trying to finger someone. I was on someone's thigh. Nothing was getting opened or turned on. So I knew my stylist, I can't just go on. Because we had to fly in three hours. I'm like, I can't go on the plane with this. So I send her a video and I'm like, hi Tab with them. It's not coming off.

Let me show you exactly. I'm telling her, I'm doing everything you're, but it's not coming off. Let me show you exactly. I'm telling her, I'm doing everything you're saying, it's not coming off. And 30 minutes later, I got it off. Oh my God. Also one piece of drama. We were able to get to the carpet. The good news is we got to go first

where there was no one else there because we were there really early and we're taking the photos. It's going well. And then we got to go first where there was no one else there because we were there really early and we're taking the photos, it's going well, and then we go to the second place where you take photos and suddenly no one has their cameras on us. No, it's like all the cameras just went whoosh turned. Right from back to the left and I'm like someone really famous must have come in.

It was someone, Blair, who's iconic. She does so much for MS and one of my best friends has MS, she's incredible. She has her service dog, who just so happens to be the cutest dog in the world. So I literally go, who the fuck, oh, it's the cutest service dog in the world. And then the dog is on its back,

every celebrity's petting the dog. So anyway, shout out to Selma Blair and her service dog. If someone's gonna take my thunder, it's them. No, if someone was gonna take our thunder, I'm glad it was a canine. Let's start with Hailey Bieber. Oh, God. That was crazy.

Hearing Hailey Bieber yell your name from the line, I was like, I stopped out of my tracks. Well, I, it's become such of a bit that I've like disassociated from it where I'm like, it's obviously a bit like, Haley's not my best friend. And then now I'm like, is Haley my best friend? I think she is.

Her and I meeting each other was exactly how it felt when like your friend brings home, I was gonna say, brings home someone and is like, this is my other friend. And you're like, where are you from? What do you do? Yeah. Where do you live? So for people who don't understand, other friend, and you're like, where are you from, what do you do? Where do you live? So for people who didn't see it,

which I blacked out too, but with these interviews, they'll be like, can you go on? If people can't, they just do the carpet and leave. Hailey yells my name, and I'm in the middle of an interview, so I'm like, what's going on? She does the carpet, comes back, and I do have to say about Hailey, she's busy, she's a mother.

She also, she just jumps in our interview. And it was one of those moments where, I think I was nervous because I know she loves me, but then I don't know really why. So then I'm just like, don't do anything weird, even though we don't know how we got here, but if I do one thing, she'll not love me anymore. So I was scared.

You were the cool one during that interview. Like you were like, what's up, nice to meet you. Like. I was like, that's my friend. She's like, socially awkward and weird. So thank you for making her feel like she belongs. Thanks for being nice to her. I like complimented her skin.

And I know that if you want to get on my good side, you say, wow, your skin looks really good today. Even if you're breaking out? Yeah. Even if you have a hive. Yeah, I'm like, oh my God. That's your first time meeting Hailey in person. What is your like, immediate?

Truly, I'm not even just saying this because she legit has a skincare and like makeup line. She radiates in person. That's what I wanted to say about Kim Kardashian. Like, I didn't see her walk in, but I felt the energy in the room shift. Like you could- Well, she floated.

You could legitimately feel it. And I was like, I feel like someone really famous just walked in because everything feels different. And I turned around and she literally glided. Yeah. Like across. She glowed. Her face is just so stunning in person. I was like very starstruck. I actually like kind of missed her because it went by so fast. But yeah, the thing with Hailey is I love people saying like

she's just a girl. Like she's a girl's girl. She just wants to giggle. No, everyone's just girls. She literally came over because she's like, you guys are giggling, can I giggle with you? Yeah, it was like, it wasn't as stuffy and pretentious. No! And like, and like weird as I thought it was gonna be. The energy was actually like super chill, super fun. Like everyone was like, yeah, like. Sophia Richie.

Amazing. I feel like- I loved her dress. We vibed with her really well. She reminds me of a girl I went to high school with. Yes. I do have to say, Lois was watching, my little cousin. And your niece. My little niece, sorry.

She's my twin, she's not my niece. No, she's your child. They sent me a video, Coco Jones came up, and she's wearing this beautiful yellow dress. So Lois thought she was a Disney princess and Jeannie goes, do you like Hannah's dress? And she goes, no, I like the yellow one. She's like, no.

Lois was loving the fashion. No, oh, I love that. And Lois thinks you're a princess. She calls you Princess Paige. When I first met Lois, she like, I could tell she wanted to touch my legs. Like I could tell she like didn't know what she wanted to touch my legs. Like I could tell she like didn't know what tights were, you know? And I could see her like looking

and I was like, you can touch it. And she like touched it and she like looked up at me like, oh my god, like so fancy. And I was like, she's like, Hannah never does this stuff. I love getting organized, setting goals at whatever time of the year, and prioritizing what matters most. Thanks to Rocket Money, your goals can feel achievable. Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings. Nothing feels more organized than when your financial wellness is in check and you know

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Did you guys almost make out? Like that was so funny. He's so funny online, but you know those people who are so funny and cool online that like in person, like they're busy? He literally was down to clown with us and then we saw him inside and he was just like dancing. Yeah, I was like, we knew we'd find you on the dance floor

and he was like, you better get on it. And I was like, I literally would die. Also, Jay Ellis, the guy that I said was best dressed, when you were like, are you married? And he was like, yeah, are you? And you were like, yeah. And he was like, why are we having this conversation basically?

Here's the thing, I love when a man is in a good outfit. There's not so much variation that the men can do. They're all in tuxes, they're all in suits. And so I appreciated his jacket and I liked that he did the sunglasses with it. So I was like, I never do this, but I think you have a really nice outfit on. I met Bo and Yang for the first time.

I've never met him before. With Matt Rogers, who I've- I need to go on Las Culturistas yesterday. Like I need a proper 60 minute sit down with those two men because the yapping, we immediately were like, who are each other in the duo? Like I am Matt and you are Bowen. Like it was so clear. who are each other in the duo. Like I am Matt and you are Bowen.

Like it's like, it was so clear. But I have to say, like they are so cute, so talented. The tea is that my friend Haley, not Haley Bieber, Haley Nicola, who you guys all know from my Bachelorette and who listens to every episode of Giggly Squad. Shout out Haley, what's up? I know you're talking back to me. Like I'm talking to you and freaking everyone out in the subway.

So she bartended with him back in the day. With Bowen? No, with Matt. With Matt. Oh my God. So they worked together. Wait. So it just like such a cool full circle moment.

What a New York City like thing. Yes, also Amelia Demoldenburg has been like so supportive of us since day, since with my comedy since day one. Actually I wanna say, I wanna bring something up about that. So supportive of us. Kelty from E News. In the same industry. Shout out Kelty.

So supportive. It's very rare that you meet women in your industry, no matter what your industry is, that are actively supportive. Kelty DM'd me before and was like, good luck today. And I was like, good luck to you today. Never forget that when women do that.

We really wanted to ask Jessie Eisenberg and Nate Barghetti about tampons. We didn't, because we were respecting the balance. I know Nate from the comedy worlds. Do you know his dad is a, is a magician? And he opens for him on tour. You're kidding me. No.

What kind of magic? I don't know. Shout out David Blaine. You guys have never done David Blaine YouTube? That's what you should do tonight. You know what? There's actually like a couple of years ago, there was a magic show in New York City

that everyone was like, did you go to the magic show? Wait, I remember I did it once. Yeah, it was like hard to get a table It was hard to get a table. Everyone was like going there on their first date. My wallet disappeared and that was it And people would always be like, did you like have you gone and seen it? And I was like no because I was fucking cool in high school. Like what are you talking about? No, I didn't go to the magic show Also side note, don't love the animals. Are the rabbits okay? Did the rabbit want to be a part of the show?

Is the rabbit getting paid? Not a single dove is being compensated. These doves are too pretty. Like what is the labor laws for the doves? No. Look at us trying to comfort- Daphne had labor laws the other day. She should.

She didn't do us a goddamn thing. She wasn't even there. Like actually we don't need her in the shot. And I was like,'t do us a goddamn thing. She wasn't even there. We were like, actually, we don't need her in the shot. And I was like, okay, I don't care. She doesn't care either. And you have to say Daphne in a green room at Radio City. No. Passed out, loving life, had her own chair,

and glam team. If I'm ever like, what's the energy I wanna bring to the function, it's Daphne in a green room. It's like, I need my own chair and I might fall asleep. This whole pod is just us name dropping, but that's, this is the pod to do it, right? Yeah, I mean, we didn't become friends with any of them.

So it's not like, trust us, we're not different. Like, they still don't know who the fuck we are. No one gave us their numbers. No one was like, you guys are really cool, let's hang out. The only one, Kazzy David. Yeah, well, that's our girl. That's our girl. Wait, Rachel Zegler actually said to me,

Paige, Hannah and I are friends. And I know she embarrassed you when she yelled my name, but I actually like, I do like her. And I was like, okay, I'm just looking out for you. So we did it for two hours. My feet. No, I couldn't stand. Gushing blood.

And I'm like, okay, we're at like the coolest party of the century, like we should stay. And then I was like, oh, but everyone's human and my feet hurt. So I have to go home. I do have to say I've never respected you more. We're at this party, by the way, we're dead sober. But like I'm just in my people watching era.

Like it was crazy. Yeah, I got to see Coco Goff, which was like big for me. No, yeah, you yelled at her in the line. I did yell at her in the line. And they got removed. She's in security. So we're his friend now. No, she actually was really,

cause we have a mutual friend and whatever. It was a moment. You were like, let's get out of here. And I was like, I can stay longer, but we did have a flight in three hours. Yeah, I was like, I have to pack, I have to go home. My crush of the whole party, I didn't get to meet him. Literally just stared at him.

Oh, you're putting it out there, you're manifesting. Brandon Skelner, I don't know if that's how you say his last name, he's in a, then I was like, wait, I know him from something else, he's in this, this is, no, it ends with us, He plays Atlas, but I was like, no, I know him from another show. He's from the show I watched 1923, which is like the prequel to Yellowstone.

When you watched the show, were you into him? A hundred percent, but I like never knew his name and then I saw him and it ends with us. And I was like, oh yeah, he's so fucking hot. In person, this man is tall. I was not expecting it. I literally, my whole body, like, shut down when I saw him. I was like, that's the hottest guy I've ever seen. So this is what's interesting coming from you because he's light eyes, light hair.

I know. Which you like a guy with like a good jawline. I like a strong jaw. He's not a blonde. I think when he was growing up, he was a blonde. That's what's giving. Whatever. I think he's so good looking. I think he's a great actor.

Did you try to find him at all? I did. I feel like you didn't put any effort into it. No, I put no effort into it. He also was like waiting for something. He was like waiting to take his pictures, but I didn't like it. No, but like he could have gone.

He was like waiting for his publicist or something. Yeah. He was standing there for a long time. Yeah. And I was like, is he trying to talk to you? But you were gone, you left. At one point, it was like after the rehearsal, you left. And I was just standing there and I was like,

sorry, she left. And then he was asking about you. No. No. Hannah, I just got really upset. No, I will say I did go home and like try and look him up on Instagram. I don't think he has an Instagram, which I was like, hot.

I was like, wait, that's so fucking hot. Anyway. So that was your crush of the night. So that was my crush of the night. Who was your best dressed? Okay, my best dressed of the Oscars was Felicity Jones. She was wearing this silver, it almost looked like a wet dress that had a bow.

I loved that. And then my best dressed at Vanity Fair, controversial, a lot of people didn't like it. I loved Zoe Kravitz. I loved it. I thought it was so cool. You would look so good in that dress. With the little peekaboo like butt.

And the polka dots. I just thought like fun. Yes. Another one people weren't loving Kim Kardashian's. I liked it. Oh yeah. I thought she looked great. Who else did I like?

Who was the girl, Zoe Deutsch, when she came in, she was like one of the first people we saw. She just like radiated. I thought her dress was cool. Wait, we met Chrissy Teigen and John Legend. Yes. And I made a good comment. What'd you say? I looked at John Legend and I said,

has anyone ever told you you have a really good voice? And he laughed. He did giggle. I told him his outfit was giving dune, and Chrissy was like, ugh, I know. She's so funny. No, she's so funny. The two of them, but they love,

you could tell they have so much fun together. Yeah, you can tell they like each other. You can tell in a relationship when you talk to them that they're disconnected or they just had a fight in the Uber, they are in on every joke together. I love that. They're like friends. Yes, and they've known each other for fucking ever.

They've been through so much. I like them together a lot. I know, no one asked. Let me give you my best dressed. We had, sorry, something came out of my throat. Lymphatic drainage is working. It was God being like, we don't care if you're best dressed.

Shut up, stop. I'm obsessed with Scaparrelli, Ariana Grande's dress, I couldn't get my eye off of it. No way. You didn't like it? No, I actually, I did like it and I thought it was like, that was perfect for the movie she was promoting.

Yeah. Okay, look, I know I talk a lot of shit about musicals because like they're not for me specifically. I feel, oh, Cynthia Erivo's Vanity Fair dress, I loved. I thought it was so cool. She was there, we missed her at Vanity Fair. Yeah, we missed her. I feel really bad for the Wicked Girls.

So there's this thing where one, I don't think, I don't know who's voting, I forget, it's not the Academy, or maybe it is the Academy, yeah. No, yeah, it's the Academy. It is fine with the Academy. They don't respect musicals. There's also something about if your movie does too good,

it's considered less cool. So honestly, but look, I'm gonna be honest, it's about the nomination. Awards is a shit show. There's so many politics and random things and this happens and press. I'm so happy for Mikey Madison, but that is what the substance is about.

Yeah, that was funny. That I just feel like is kind of so insane. It's like, okay, so Demi Moore literally lost to a younger version of herself. It's funny with Oscars, I feel like they either give it to the up and coming, or they give it to the older person who should have won it before, but they didn't give it to them.

I was rooting for Demi and Cynthia. Yeah, I was rooting for them too. Mikey now, I'm so excited to see what she's gonna do and leverage and all the different roles she's gonna have. She's clearly like a chameleon. Also her name's Mikey which is like really cool. I wonder if that is her real name? Yeah is that like her real first name? No it's Michelangelo. Wait in an interview at some point? Oh and also yes of course I did Hannah's spray tan for Vanity Fair, but let me tell you

what this woman did to me. She came, you, you're the woman. If I mean this woman, look me in the eye, bitch, you. Hannah came to me the night before, okay, and I said, I can touch up your spray tan, all I need you to do is exfoliate. I have exfoliator. If you need to come to my room and get it, you may.

I don't believe in exfoliation. But shower prior to coming to me. It's like Bluetooth. I don't believe in it. So she shows up to my room, sweaty. Splotchy. Splotchy. She goes, I didn't exfoliate.

Is it bad if I don't? And I was like, OK. I mean, I'm just going to see. I also was dealing with a pregnancy at the time. Okay, so was I. Okay, so was I. Neither of us are pregnant. We were so excited until the gigglers were both pregnant.

No, Hannah's like coming up with scenarios like, wait, this is actually gonna be perfect. I'm like, I know for a hundred percent fact I'm not pregnant. So you come to me splotchy. I'm like trying, she's like, look, it's only chest up is like all I have to do. I didn't even really have to do her arms. But as I'm doing it, like I can see the splotches.

You know, I'm like this is- You're just making certain parts darker. Yeah, I'm like, this is not my best work. I'm trying to buff it out. Like I'm trying to do anything. I love when you take your paintbrush out. Yeah, you love when I take my paintbrush out. Cause she's so focused.

OK, we're done. We go to bed. We wake up the next morning. I'm petrified to text you, because I'm like, I know that her spray tan looks crazy. And you know that I haven't even checked it. Yeah. But you woke up, and it was actually, you showered,

and it was fine. And it looked great. No. You never have failed with a spray tan. You're incredible. I think you should launch failed with a spray tan. You're incredible. I think you should launch your own spray tan line, but I'm just saying. Honestly, one day I think I should.

I think you know how to do it right. I think it should come with one of your paint brushes. I've already thought about it. Oh, my kit would be phenomenal. Can't wait for the PR box on that. Yeah, but what do we name it? Painted by Paige. Painted by Paige. Okay, it's a little corny. Well, can I be we name it? Painted by Paige. Painted by Paige.

Okay, it's a little corny. Well, can I be in on it? Yeah. Okay. I'll be an investor. Okay. It could just be painted. Yeah, just painted.

Cute. Cute. We know the Gigglers love to give back, so I wanted to raise a little awareness about NWS and the National Women's Shelter Network. It's dedicated to supporting women, so I wanted to raise a little awareness about NWS and the National Women Shelter Network. It's dedicated to supporting women, children, and families experiencing homelessness by connecting them with safe shelters

and essential resources. This is so important. There's a growing crisis of women and children experiencing homelessness, about one million women and 2.5 million children. And gender-based violence and homelessness is really a thing, and women experience it so much more than men.

Safe shelters and supportive services are super, super important. So if you want to donate, go to nationalwomenshelternetwork.org. Paige and I are donating. We're going to add it to our newsletter. And thank you so much, NWSN, for all that you do. Also, we just want to say thank you to the Gigglers for manifesting the laughter on the red carpet and us having so much fun. It's because of you guys and also shout out to Vandy Fair because they were amazing and

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