Giggly Squad - Giggling about male spaces, demon hunters, and run clubs

Episode Date: September 30, 2025

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This podcast is starting at 11-11, which is where our spirit angels want us to be. Yeah, we're at the right place at the right time. Welcome my Giggly girls. I just chugged a Dunkin Refresher. Buckle up. So a lot will be edited. How are you? I'm good.

How are you? I'm good. I had a full weekend. Every time I checked the internet, I was like, oh, and she's still working. And she's still working. I love when we have to go on the internet to find out about each other. I love when I get an update on you from the World Wide Web. The other day I commented on a video of you, but like there were no comment.

And there was like seven likes. I was like, she's perfect. Everyone's like, get out of the comments. I love that my feed knows that I love you. And I just, I'll get your like Amazon lives. And I'm just like like, yeah.

Like anytime something like is about me that's going around the internet that's like not good, I'll call one of my friends and be like, are you getting this in your algorithm? And they'll be like, absolutely not. I've trained my algorithm to be obsessed with you. Well,

that's so you can check who's like low-key a hater if they know the negatives. But I know how. help because you'll be like, have you seen this? And I go, what planet are we on, first of all? But no, I don't see any negativity. I see praise. I see comedy. I say loyalty. I see love. I see girls supporting girls. Speaking of girls supporting girls, you were with like eight million men this weekend. Are you okay? I've trained my whole life for this moment. Yeah. Like I couldn't, I just want to say to the academy, I couldn't have done it alone. I felt everyone, the giggler's support in this time. For you guys who don't.

know what I did this weekend. I got an email that was like, do you want to do stuff for the rider cup, which by the way, I love golf. This is a sports podcast. It was a natural fit. I will say my first initial reaction was she's going to a horse competition. They're jumping over different things and they're running. They're riding her. Yeah. And they're riding the cuff. And it was with, and they said Marcello, who's a long-time friend and Colin Joost, who I've never met before. So I was like, this will be fun. I'm going to make new friends. friends. So first up, the call time for three days was 3 a.m. Now, I don't know if you guys know, like, starting glam at 3 a.m is a violent crime. Yeah. But then I realized there's

something about waking up at 3 a.m. where like you're not actually that deep in sleep. Right. You haven't even hit REM. It's kind of like, you know, when you're like partying and you take a little nap, but then you like get up and you're like, yeah, I actually didn't fully fall asleep anyway. I can go. So 3 a.m. was kind of my sweet spot. What time were you going to bed? So the problem is I'd go to bed at like eight,

but then I'd just like fight with my own thoughts and I'd like think of things that I've like done in the past that I probably like could have done differently. Perfect. But then I realized Desloves watching the Mets and he was like, I'll watch the Mets game, you go to bed. And I was like, no, no, no, no. The Mets put me to sleep.

Yeah. Come in here, watch the Mets. Perfect. So the Mets. He probably loves. that. He was probably like, this is the dream. We're both asleep by 8 p.m. Oh, Desd was like, welcome to my culture. Let me show you what we have on the nightside table at 8 o'clock because it's very different than midnight. And for people that don't know, every night at like nine, Des is like,

are you tired? And I'm like, yeah, and he's like, you should just go to sleep now. And I'm like, no, my second wave comes at 10. Then I have a party, like, on my own. Like, I have a whole life without you when you go to sleep at 9 p.m. So you're you're a couch person until like your eyes are closing and then I've sometimes will be naughty and just be like what if I just slept on the couch slept on the couch and then at 3 a.m. I wake up because it's like having a sleepover with yourself yes and you know what at the end of the day we're just having sleepovers with ourselves every night I went through a phase of anxiety where like I couldn't go to my bed without the TV on No, just like in general couldn't even like go in my bedroom and like get in the bed because I was like, I've seen too much.

I've seen. I know too much. If these walls could talk. And so like I spent like a month on the couch and then one day I woke up and I go, I think this is depression. Also, what are sofas called that like have the long sectionals? Yeah. Let's talk about sectionals. I've been waiting for someone to bring this up. I'm going to bring it up because people are afraid to bring it up. sectionals are single-handly ruining my life. Yeah. I wake up in the morning, lie on my sectional, and think, I'm awake. Why am I so tired? Because you're not awake.

You're in a different bed. Yeah. That's just in your living room. And that's how I like to live my life. But at night, it's so easy to fall asleep on my sectional. Yeah. And then I'm like, why am I going to wake up? Brush my teeth to get more awake and then try to, like, what kind of hunger games is this at night?

You ever wake up in the middle of the night and you're like, I have to pee, but I'm going to be like woken up so you try and do it with your eyes close like you try and walk and you don't turn the light eye because I'm going to keep this darkness and maybe all my brain will think I'm still asleep and also this is coming from two people who are very good at sleeping like I know some comics who like can't sleep I could the second there's a moving vehicle I'm done um but the funny thing is it's the second a man picks a movie I'm asleep like I'm like yeah let's watch that I could catch some zies know you're so right because anytime they're like I really want to watch this you're like

perfect I'll be asleep in 15 minutes well does and I some of our biggest fights are when we're trying to figure out what to watch and he'll be like very picky and then at one point it's like 830 and I look at him and I go why are you even acting like you're even gonna fucking get to the like plot of this movie you're falling asleep the first two minutes you don't get an opinion you know it's even a better feeling saying to a man like hey we're gonna watch the show them not being really into it and then 20 minutes in being like I love there's like a power that you feel that you're like yeah I knew I knew you'd love this show or they go like why would you do that because I don't want to say they're interested but they're like trying to understand they're like oh so that

was because of that and I'm like you're in deep I wish as we'd get into Nashville but I haven't even tried to encroach him on it yeah is that a word nice nice you said I made that up encroach if it doesn't mean that it should so um what happened was i have trouble falling asleep when i know i need to fall asleep yeah like when there's pressure involved then i'm out so i'm like having trouble falling asleep i finally fall asleep at like 11 i wake up at 12 thinking it's like 255 and yeah i check i realize i've been asleep for 20 minutes and i thought it was already three so i wake up at three it's pitch black the my girl's doing glam on me i'm apologizing her profusely because I'm like this is my fault you're here yeah and we get to the rider

cup and I've never been to a live golf game and it the energy was you've never been to like a golf tournament interesting I would have assumed you've been to many I mean peacock is listening to this they're like interesting and that actually makes lots of that wasn't in the initial zoom and we should have done some research yeah I love watching the golf channel because I am a retired old man deep down. But watching Golf Live, there's, it's 18 holes. And I have to say, I was looking out for you in terms of wag options. Aesthetics.

Yes. Justin Thomas, who is one of the top U.S. guys, his wife came up, said she's a giggler. Shout out Jillian. We're obsessed with you. I bet you look so cute on the green. But I have to say for Jillian, this is not a Morgan Riddle situation. No. This is not tennis.

Morgan Riddle shows up, sits down. She's seated for. for three, four hours and there's waitresses. There's wages, the lighting is great. Gorgeous. There's, she doesn't have to deal with other people. No.

These wags, they're in the thick of it. Have to follow their husbands for miles. No. While surrounded by crazy fans who are like, like Roy McElroy's wife was getting like verbally assaulted. Yeah. And she, well, and now you know what it's like being a woman. And I was just going to say, that's interesting.

in a space full of thousands of men. The women are getting heckled. Heckled. Interesting. Interesting. She's not even there performing. She's like, hi, I'm a supportive patron. And then I was just thinking of the wags

because all the European wags are wearing these tan blazers. They're all matching. Like, and then all the American wags were wearing blue cardigans. Wait, is the Ryder Cup? Always America versus Europe. Which is funny because I'm like, okay, so it's one country versus 35 countries.

Who knows? Who knows? But that's how it worked out. Does anyone know how many ventures are here? I kept asking everyone of Spain's in Europe and they were like, what are you talking about, ma'am? I was like, I don't know. I actually don't know. No, you did so good.

Like, every clip I saw of you was so good. And I'm sitting there, like, watching, like, edits of you. And I had this thought, I know why you did so good because you love being in male-dominated spaces and being like, wait a minute, I'm going to trick all of you into literally being my bitch. Like, you were like interviewing them, but they didn't know that you were making fun of them. Like the sat time, it was just so good. Thank you so much. Thank you so much because I was in a war and the gigglers were messaging me. They were like, blink if you need help. But I love golf to my core and I also love disrupting male spaces. So you're so right. I was

in the thick of it. But let me just set the stage for you. It's pitch black. It's 545 p.m. Yeah. They put a mic on me. A.m. Sorry. A.m. And they go, you're going to go into the grandstand. And I'm like, no one's going to be here at 5'000 people. We're in the grandstand pitch black. So I'm like, it feels like it's nighttime. Oh, and men don't notice little details. They've literally planned, figured out carpooling to be somewhere at 5.45 on a Saturday morning. You don't know your own mother's birthday, but you've navigated organizing all your friends' outfits. I was just going to say matching costumes. Matching costumes. They've rehearsed chance. They're so fucking ready. So I get there and I'm, I realize like I'm, I'm surrounded by 5,000 drunk

men at 545. Also, I'm, like, really hating men today. I don't know why. I had a nice weekend. Here's another thing with the men. They get so many life breaks. All of the weekend during fall, Saturday and Sunday,

dedicated to them. Then they've even added Monday and Thursday, dedicated to them. Then there's a day on the weekend where they're like, I really want to go with my boys golfing. Great, go. Like, I don't give a shit.

But no one ever talks about, like, if you're a mom, and a wife and your husband goes and does these like activities with his friends totally fine have the best time ever but they there's no there's no equivalent like there's so many days built into the week that just instinctually you know like oh yeah the guys

are going to be like or like you ever been out before and like plans change pregames change club nights change because it's like oh there's a fight on so like every guy in America is at some bar watching some fight and you're like but I have an outfit and we have dinner reservation Yeah. Well, yeah, there's certain things society will like stop for whatever the men want to do. Yeah. They're like, no, this is like a lottery. The girls do it. They're like,

Influencing's not a real job. It's like, oh God, God, God forbid we go to a beauty summit. But I do have to say, so there's a couple like golf influencers out there that I wasn't familiar with, never came across my algorithm. Yeah. And they were like all these crowds, like all excited to see these golf influencers. So I looked it up and so this is what men do. They watch YouTube. of non-professional players like normal golfers

golf with each other so I went up to one of the guys and I was like so it's like Twitch like other guys watch you and your friends play golf instead of them just playing golf with their friends and they were like yeah like we're just like their favorite streamers

but then I took a step back and I realize I hate when men come up to us and they're like so you guys like just talk about stuff you just talk about stuff with each other and people like Giggly Squad? Yeah. Then I realized, like, that's their culture. That's their culture.

That's their culture. Yeah. And, like, people, and girls listen to us because we all have the same sense of humor. Mm-hmm. But men's sense of humor sometimes. Chris, do you ever watch other men just do stuff that aren't professional on it? Yeah, it's porn. Podcasts.

Podcasts. You listen to a man that's a podcast? I have to. That's my job. I was going to say porn. Chris loves amateur. It's like, it's just more. real. If we're getting into it, can I just say something? Yeah. Guys definitely pick the porn based

on the guy. What do you mean about that? Like, would you ever, like, not click on one because a guy looks a type of way? Yeah. Yeah. Yep. And sometimes they're like, I like that one. It's funny. You know, because I pick a girl. Yeah, based on what I like her to look like. I want Des to pick porn based on girls who look identical to me. Yeah. And then, so, Sometimes I feel like I want porn. Men aren't even in my porn algorithm. No, I don't want to see a man. I don't want to see you men having sex.

That's disgusting. That's disgusting. It's disgusting. They ruined the porn. It's like so embarrassing for them. Because it's so easy to get the egg from guys from porn. Like them even being like, yeah. I'm like, I'm out.

Yeah. Like I'm going, oh yeah, I'm out. We don't talk about this enough either. Like I could in my head picture like, four porn girls that like I've seen in the past 15 years that like you just always see gorgeous stunning. I couldn't picture one good looking guy porn star. Like I don't think I've ever come across one. I know. I also don't look for them. So they could be out there. I'm just not seeing it. It's none of my business. Anyway, we digress. We digress. It's officially fall because Banana Republic

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Also, I like when the sweaters are like not itchy and they have like a little stretch to them and it feels comfortable. I want to be able to take a nap in them after walking around playing with the leaves, which is what I do in the fall. I also love a knit dress because I can wear it to podcasting. Then I could go to dinner with it. Then I come home and like watch TV in it. It's so versatile.

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This is my question. Yeah. Do you button it up to the top? Sometimes if the look calls for it. True. Like, if you need a tie. Yes. Yes.

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And it's also a blend of wool and cashmere. I find fully wool, I get a little bit itchy. Oh, 100%. I need a little bit of a blend. A hundred percent. You need a blend of marino wool and cashmere. What's your skirt? My skirt is just like this really cute, suede, like, again, chocolate brown. Chocolate brown goes with every color. Yes. You can put chocolate brown with anything. I am wearing my warm sweater dress.

I love neutral colors. This beige and tan, I just feel like it's giving rich. It's giving luxury. And you could wear it with anything. Yeah. You could dress it up with heels. You could dress it down with loafers. I love that it has a tie waist and a side slit.

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this is Hannah she's going to send you some interviews the guys all start channing Hannah and in that moment I've never been more scared of my life I was like I want to be out that if this was at a quad I'd be running if this was in a college campus I'd have the police I'm calling the police yeah I'm going the police I'm calling the police I looked at the producer I said something's going to happen right now And I'm going to need everyone on a khy alert. And it's funny because I feel like the producers were like, oh, this is a different kind of situation. Yeah. But then there's always like one giggler that I find.

And she looked at me. I looked at her and she was like, you can do this. I'm here for you. And I was like, okay. But it's true. The men don't, they like, I think that's the fun of it. Like I don't want to make them feel like shit. Like I want to make them feel like they can talk to me.

Yeah. And then say whatever they want. But these guys who were like, we got away from our wives. Yeah, we got away from our wives. And I was like, that's gay, baby. You're all like, we just want to hang out with each other because these goddamn women. And Marcello said something where he was like, I've never seen grown men, like, flirt with other grown men to be like, hey, right over here. Scotty, look at me.

And I was like, oh, my God, he's so right. I do love fandom and I love that people can love something and, like, instantly get joy from it. Totally. But there, like, when I was in college, when a guy was, like, obsessed with one of the guys on the basketball team. Yeah. It was, like, immediate ick for me just because I'm like, he's your age. You could have done that. No, that's exactly how I think of it.

Like, when guys are, like, a couple pushups in middle school. Like, wow, he's, like, so good. He's, like, he's a rookie of the year, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, you're the same age. Like, you could have done that. And it's totally great to, like, respect them and to appreciate them and be like, by the way, yeah, that guy's really cool. But the way they'll be like, if he fucking looks in my direction right now, I will pay him or so. Everyone's obsessed with Bryson Deschambo, which I would go around asking people if they could spell Deschambo, which obviously they couldn't.

Neither could I. But then this one guy, I don't know if I should post the video or not because I actually feel bad for him. Yeah. So he goes, I said, who are you rooting for? And he goes, you know, I get hard for Bryson. And then he immediately stops himself. And I look at him. He looks at me and he goes, no, I didn't mean it like that.

And I go, Freudian slip, he goes, I'm excited, cheer hard for Bryson. And I go, still doesn't sound better. But like, these guys want to fuck Bryson. Yeah, they do. Like, when he gets on there, like, it's Bryson. I've never seen any men get up for something at 5 a.m. other than a court date. Like, what? I mean, what are they?

How did they all? Court-mandated therapy. Yeah, how did they all coordinate that? Also, a bunch of men coming together to root for a guy named Bryson. America's over. We're done. We're done. If he has a Y early in his name, we're done. That may can't be trusted.

But also with golf, like these guys, I love the passion. They were so riled up. But like, they're seeing this guy hit a T shot, right? By the way, the ball's the tiniest ball in the world. No one can see where it goes. So like, why aren't they lime green? Hello? I'm like, what?

Why aren't they highlight or colored? Yeah, hot pink. At least sparkles. Yeah, do something. Something. I can't see it. I can't see it right into this guy gone, but everyone's, like, quiet for the guy to go. And then the ball goes, and everyone goes, ah!

And I'm like, no one dunked. Like, there wasn't, like, there wasn't a home run. This was a, and it, it wasn't even the whole. Yeah. So, um, I love golf. And it was such a crazy experience. I saw Jimmy Fallon. How was he?

He, he was like. Was he in a costume? He was wearing, like, a cool jacket. Jimmy's always a little stylish and he's fun. So I saw him. I was like, hey. me and Paige say hi whatever um I'm trying to think what else I saw Michael Jordan you did from afar I just stared at him the whole time because you know Michael Jordan has a golf he loves

golf course like that he made just for like him and his friends like I don't think I think it has like maybe a hundred members but it and obviously I don't think any women are allowed but we saw that coming Space Jam is my favorite movies I was in Starstruck Also basketball players When you see them in person You're like They are a big guy

Like when you see famous people in person You go and you're the tiniest thing I've ever seen Basketball is like the opposite Because you see them I love that because I'm like I'm so skinny You see you see basketball players always with their friends So you can't tell if they're small

Right Such a fun experience I just had the best time. I just like love sports. Yeah, you do. And then the gigglers... It's so crazy. I love sports so much. I'm like watching clips of you. I'm like, she loves this. Also, I feel like with stand-up, you have to be... Actually, Amy Poehler told us this, to quote the great Amy Poehler. In her show that she does with Tina Faye, they do all these different things. They do like weekend update, and they do like their Oscars monologue. They do all these things. And

there's a part where they do stand-up. And Amy was like, stand-up was actually the most interesting thing to do for me because she's like, it was the most vulnerable because I had to be myself. And I, because she's like an improv actor. And I'm like, I never thought of it like that. Yeah, like you're talking about stories from your own day to day. You're just like, hi, this is me. Let me tell you some stuff. You're not like, I'm a character.

Oh, that was the character that said that. But with the sports reporting, it's fun because like, well, my dream after tennis shit the bed was to be a sports reporter. Yeah. If you come to our Giggly Squad shows, you know we should. show some footage, but I really wanted to be like a sports reporter. So it was funny to I kind of tried to like be that character. I'm like, back to you, Colin. Back to you in the studio, Colin. I was loving it. Like the guys would start, oh, they also would start chanting.

I also love that you wore like that navy blue little bear sweater, perfect for like early morning. Shout out to Ralph Lauren. Yeah. It was so cute. The bear had little golf clubs. How about Ralph? I felt adorable. But also when I put a collared shirt. Under a sweater. a sweater, I mean business. You have a money manager. I'm not fucking around. No, like, I know, I know things. Yeah.

And I feel like also when I, the difficult, the most difficult thing about live TV is like you have people in your ear. Yeah. And, but I'm also chatting to Kathy. So I'm chatting with everyone. Someone's in my room. I'm like, I'm not listening to that. Yeah. And they're going to.

Just another voice. Just a Tuesday. Am I right? I go, I have 18 different things in my head right now. But also, it is. fun though because if someone starts talking to you that you're like don't want to talk to like I go sorry someone's in my ear no one's it's like when you fake a phone call yeah um you're like so sorry I'm working but then people would start chanting around me and if you yell into the mic it sounds

crazy but they can't hear you unless you yell right so I was like navigating all the yelling but um I felt like I was back at Wisconsin at a big 10 football game no it looked like fun who won so Europe ended up winning okay Europe won the Irish guy, Shane Lowry, sunk a putt to do, to do it, I believe. Good for Shane. I was happy for him. So anyway, oh, and then I also flew to Lady Gang, Florida. Yeah, for a couple hours.

I went on stage 45 minutes, yelled at a bunch of girls, had so much fun. Got on a flag, came back. Saw as Taylor Strucker and Taylor Donahue. No, the girls are working. The girls are working. The girls are working. And then you've been giving speeches across America. You are Mel Robbins.

of hot girls I'm like actually don't let them and then murder them and this is how you put together a set okay she goes I know you don't want to but you just go put them together

okay and this is how you walk in a kitten heel so many giggly squad-coated things happened at Harvard that I was just like yeah of course what did tell me everything so first I were like would you come to Harvard and, like, talk to, they have, like, an entertainment club who, like, gets all of their speakers. So, like, anyone can go and, like, listen to any of those talks.

So I would say it was, like, 100 business school students, primarily, like, all girls. But I walk in there and I'm, like, a little nervous. And then, like, I see the room and I'm like, oh, this is going to be fine. This is just, like, their girls chatting. And so we're, like, talking. And then there's, like, a time for, like, a Q&A. And this one girl raises her hand. And I look at her and I go, are your glasses real?

and she looks at me like yeah bitch I go to Harvard they're fucking she was like she goes why would you come for my

weak eyesight right now she was so good everyone she was so confused at her she was like my I go yeah are they real or like

is it like trendy and she was like no these are my glasses and I was just like okay sorry she goes sorry

my vision is not a trend I was like I have it I love what you're doing they're like clear frames I'm like, she's about to ask me a question. I'm just like, where did you get to?

I love this aesthetic that you have. And like, what is this bookworm, like, vibe you're giving? And she's like, no, this is me. I'm like, okay. She goes, it's giving smart girl. You're in your head being like, wait, how do I replicate that? I love. Because all day, I'm like, what would a Harvard student wear?

Like, I'm cosplaying. You dress up for themes. Yes. Like, I'm going in there as someone different. I'm going in there as an adjunct professor, like I have things to do. I live in Cambridge. Like, I'm coming up with a whole scenario. So then, like, talk is over.

I'm, like, walking out. These gigglers run up to me, and they go, guess what? And I go, what? They go, we don't even go here. And I'm like, this is the most giggly squad thing. She was like, yeah, we heard you were coming. And so we just walked in the door. And I go, as you should, it's a free country.

The gigglers are problem solvers. They don't, they're manifesters. They will never be told no. They're like, pages at Harvard? Cool, we just applied. Whatever. We just graduated. I was like, this just made my whole day.

I'll do college gigs and there'll be girls in the crowd after that are like, we're millennials. We just, you know, want to enjoy the show. Wait, when you walked into Harvard, where you like, because Harvard is iconic, like, how it looked, did you feel like, was this? I felt immediately like Elwoods. I was just like Rory Gilmore really fucked up going to Yale. It's all about Harvard. Like I was obsessed. They gave me a hat.

We're sponsored by Harvard, guys. If you want to apply, use the code page 20. I'm hoping that one day I can be successful enough that they'll give me an honorary degree. And then it's like... This game over. Yeah. It's like, sorry, she went to Harvard. I do want to appreciate this full circle moment for both of us, me becoming a sports reporter.

And you... I'm just going to say, like... You didn't even, like, apply to Harvard. No. Like, that wasn't in your vision board. And not because you didn't respect it, more because you were like, that's not my journey. I never thought, I never thought there'd be a group of people significantly smarter than me, asking me advice. Never in my days.

The fact that you were like, I could never get into Harvard. Like, you've probably thought that thought before. You know, I knew I could never get into Harvard that I didn't even have that thought. It was never a debate. And I just saw, what a pretty school. So happy that they went with Crimson. No one's doing that. You know, like, I never thought, like, could I, could I not?

It was like, wait, cheek. You go, H is my best friend's first name. So I kind of like the vibe. No, so the fact that you're there is so fucking cool. And it shows people like, you don't even know what dreams you can accomplish. No, and also I realize that my love, my love language is different events. and finding the perfect outfit that just, like, goes along with that event. So then the next day I had to go speak at this, like, clavio, like, conference type thing.

And I was like, what would a speaker with a headset wear? And I was, like, a pillbox hat. Like, I literally called up everyone. I was like, I need all the hats. Back up, back up, back up. How did you know what a pillbox hat was? Because I don't. What was inspiration behind a pillbox hat?

So pillbox hats started trending last fall. Okay. I didn't have an opportunity to wear one. I didn't have like the right venue. I couldn't find the perfect pillbox hat. It's very like Jackie-O. Yes. She wears them a little bit more on the back of her head.

I like the London Tipton look and I like looking like a bellhop and having it like right in the front. And so my whole personality that day was I was wearing a hat. And like even I'm up there on stage speaking and I'm like, well since I'm in a hat today. You're like, let me ask my hat. Hold on one second. No, literally, I was the Hogwarts, like, hat sorter. I was like, you're Slytherant, yes. Like, my hat was perfect. As someone who can't pull off a basic baseball cap, when you put that on, I was like,

this is otherworldly. Like, I couldn't, that was like you thinking of Harvard. Yeah. Me thinking about you wearing that hat. And then I'm looking for the bathroom and there's, like, camera people. I think they were, like, filming it for, like, their own internal, whatever. and I, like, turned to one of the camera operators just to be like, hey, do you know where the bathroom is?

Summerhouse camera guy. No. Yeah. I was like, oh, my God. You go, how the turntables have turned. I was like, look at us. Look at us. Look at us.

Look at us. Look at us just at Harvard. I thought you were going to go to the camera guy being like, can you send some clips? Because I really thought I looked good in that. They did see me on my wrong side, but like on my bad side. But I was like, wait. I was like, I'm in a hat, so it's fine.

You decide you have a bad side? Well, I. I've taken on the role you've given me. Wait, I caused you to have an insecurity about one of your sides. No, don't know. No, I have to be on this side. That's not true. I don't want my...

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Wait, also this weekend while you were like literally running the world. I woke up Saturday morning. I'm like, let me get a day. day in. Let me like do my own thing. I wake up Saturday morning. It's 8 a.m. I'm going to get a facial at 8.30. It's the only time she could get me in. I'm like, but I love this. No one's up that early on a Saturday morning except the girls coming and going from Pilates and bisexual men. Yep. Like that's the only people that are on the streets. Yep. So I get out of my Uber. I'm like 15 minutes early. So I'm looking at my phone to like see what time it is. I'm standing. I'm standing close.

closer to the entrance of the building than I am to the street. I'm not in the middle of the sidewalk, but I'm not like right up to like the entrance of the build. So I'm like right. Okay, there's a lot of visuals. She goes, I'm seven yards to the right of, let me drop a pin for you. Ready?

I'm me here. So I'm not in the middle of the sidewalk, but I'm not like, there's also no one on the sidewalk. I'm like looking at my phone to see if I should go up. yet or like what apartment number is it whatever and i just hear someone say heads up and i turn no i'm like i turn i literally get turned around because all of the sudden charging at me is 30 people in a fucking run club okay i literally audibly go what the fuck is this you got shot i literally was I was assaulted.

I was burglarized. I was thrown on the street. Like, I literally turned with the motion of them, like, whipping. They just took you with them next to know you're running. I don't sign up for this. I'm like, I have a facial. So I'm like, I'm immediately angered because I'm like, fuck you guys. Who the fuck he's getting up?

There should be signs. Like, you know, it says no biking on the sidewalk. No running on the sidewalk. I was like, is this what's happening before? 10 a.m. on a Saturday morning. You've gone rogue. You've taken over the city. It's Gotham City here now. They stop at the corner. You're like fat-man? No, I literally like look up because I'm like, who are these fucking people that I never want to see again? I realize high school team, high school track team. Oh, they're just trying to run. And so I was like, you know what?

They take back everything bad. They're chasing their dreams. You guys get your exercise. But also high school kids. From sleep. No, I was like, guys. What happened to after school activity? It's after school activities. No, I couldn't even believe in New York City allowed something like that to happen. Also, New York City schools having a run club.

Like my New York City school, our gym, the ceiling was so low, you couldn't shoot the basketball. I mean, I think it was the track team, but. Yeah. Get a track. I was like calling them the run club. The run club. That's so funny. Because I thought they were adults.

Yeah. And then I realized they were kids and I was like, sorry. I feel like low-key running in New York City, though, is, like, a dating app. If you do it, like, people say the West Side Highway is just, like, hot people running and, like, eye-fucking. It's, like, the airport for fit people. I'm not a doctor, but I think running is so bad for you. No, it's so bad for your knees. I think it raises your, like...

Cardinals? Yeah, your adrenaline. You're, like... I don't like a... I almost bought one of the shaking pads. Do that. Wait, is it good? How often do you?

use it. Every day. Because it says it releases trauma. Yeah, I haven't like cried on it. But no, I cried off it. I really think it does help. Wait, can I call you out for a second? Fine. Paige calls me and she's like really focused talking about something, but it sounds like she's in a car wash. Like it sounds like she's in a rainforest. So I get like this is my last minute on the fair. and you've got to listen to me. So she's rambling, and I go, hold on, are you in a rainforest? Yeah.

And then instead of being, like, explaining herself, she goes, what? And then I'm like, oh, maybe she's on speaker. You know, sometimes on speaker, it's weird. And she, you make me feel like I'm crazy. You go, what? Uh, what? And I go, it sounds insane.

And she goes, yeah, I'm in the shower. Anyway. And I'm like, okay, you could have prefaced it with being like, hey, sorry, I'm underwater right now. But you made me feel like I was crazy for being like, you're drowning. I get some of my best work done in there. So you get in the shower, you get thoughts.

Where is your phone? Well, I have my Octobuddy. So she's stuck right on the... Yeah. Right on the side. By the way, she has FaceTime me in the shower as well. Totally. I know her full routine.

About 10 years ago, one of my friends called me, my friend Ryan, and I don't know, he's telling me something. And the exact same thing happened. I go, where are you? He goes, oh, I'm in the shower. And I go... And then... And then the other...

And then you're like, what? I'm like, you're calling me. in the shower and he goes, yeah, this is 20 valuable minutes that I and ever since then any call I've had to make through that day that's not like super important but like I have

to tell you something I have to talk to you. I don't have any other time during the day. You're getting a call in my shower. I do think that we put too much pressure on people to get work done between the hours of nine to five while sitting on a desk. Yeah. Because creatively I'm sorry. Creatively for me, stuff comes

to me at 10.30. When I'm spacing out when I'm in my bed. I'm so hot right now. Yeah, I'm already tanked up. How are you? Take it off. Then we'll be matching. Oh, and you have the hiccups.

Oh, Paige's fall apart. Just one moment. Have you heard of a horse girl fall? Is it horse girl? Hello? Is it horse girl fall right now? Apparently, and this is my thing. love horses no i love a funny trend you know i'm on every trend horse girl was one thing that i

never was able to do i think because i grew up in brooklyn yeah there weren't a lot of horse girls um but i the question trend is cool and i love animals it's funny that horse girls get like a bad rep because anyone i knew growing up riding horses they were wealthy sorry of money horse girl cool your dad will buy and sell everyone in the town like and like yeah i know yeah i know yeah horse girl is so weird that it got negative it's like cat girl crazy cat ladies totally but again you know what it is it's never horse boy no one's never made fun of a horse boy they're never like it's a basketball boy it's like no he just plays basketball no one's like oh crazy little horsey men running around no they put it on the women sorry she's connected to her horse yeah sorry she has

passions yeah um got forbid you a friend thought the other day and I want to ask you I got one thought you know when there's like commercials where it's for like insurance like home insurance or like car insurance or something but it's like a story that has nothing to do with like home insurance but it's like a montage and it's like it's like two people meet and they buy a house together and then like the next clip is like oh my god they're having a baby and then the child's growing up and then like an asteroid hits yeah and they're like make sure you call guy co like something like that when you watch those commercials do you think of yourself as the mom in it or do you think of yourself as the child because i was watching this commercial and it was like the parents getting

the daughter ready obviously for like her high school graduation and i was like oh my god like i wonder what my future child's like high school graduation is going to be like or something and then i stopped and i was like i think i just turned into an adult because I feel like I used to watch those commercials and think of myself as the child and think of my parents as like I hope they have home insurance and now I'm like

oh my God I'm the parent This is so funny for anyone does know I've been auditioning I haven't gone a call back yet but she's trying I'm pushing hard I'm pushing hard there was like an audition for a mom

and I go this must be wrong because I'm not mom age also and they're like baby you're 34 Or you're actually geriatric. Actually, they suggest you don't have kids now. You're actually too old. There was like a tennis movie and they were like, the girls are like college tennis players and they go perfect.

Yeah. And they're like, but we. And you'll be their mom. And you're like, how can I be a college person's mom if I'm also on the team in college? You can't be a mom all playing on the team. And they're like, you've got so wrong. Additioning for a mom is crazy behavior. Crazy.

but I also will watch those commercials and at first I'm like the girl and then they start saying all this stuff about like and then you have to file and I'm like the second filings involved I'm like this is not relatable to me I can't believe you just said that because all weekend I go

the moment someone mentions the word margins I'm out like at Harvard and this clavio thing I literally looked at my manager and I was like what if they asked me like a really hard question that I don't know and she was like you're going to be fine. Like, you know what they're going to be asked to you. Be a politician. Turn it on them.

And I was like, if someone starts bringing up margins and financials, I'm literally throwing up on stage and leaving. So anyway, that word really gets me going. Um, I also have to give an update. Doesn't I sometimes have trouble picking the same kind of show? Yeah. Because we have different sleepy schedules. So I'm watching Nashville. But then he showed up one night and I was like, he showed up out of the blue it was so weird I was like oh do you live here who invited you he came out from the bedroom and I was like oh my god but he's like let's watch something and this is the problem he doesn't he doesn't like murder documentaries or like he's a little stubborn where he likes to say that if I can get it started before he can have an opinion he'll be sucked in yeah

like he's always like I don't want a documentary life is about tricking men it's actually so funny that they run anything and think that we're like second to them. It's like, we manipulated the fuck out of you guys, but anyway, keep going. So we're there. And I'm like, what are going to watch? I know he's going to fall asleep soon. So I'm like, yeah, whatever you want to watch? And he goes, what's this demon hunters thing?

And I was like, I don't watch his demon hunters. And he's like, everyone's talking about it. What's it on? It's Netflix. It's like the most watched thing. It's about a... Is this the K-pop show? It's about a K-pop show?

about a Kate? Do you know the story? I heard someone talking about it because their daughter is like obsessed with K-pop. He basically, Des also was like, sometimes we like to watch stuff to be like, is there a joke here? Because it's like really popular. That's how he prefaced it to me. Wait. So I said, okay, we're

doing research together. Wait, I'm obsessed with that. Yeah, he was like, let's watch it and maybe there's something funny that we can get on stage. And I said, okay. We can make fun of these losers in this show. Or do you actually just want to watch demon K-pop hunters? Just say it. But it's so it's about this K-pop. I would love to see the pitch room of this.

They're like, okay, so people love K-pop. Yeah. But then they- It's real people acting. It's cartoon. But it's like realistic cartoon. Hold on. Hold on a Saturday night rolls up to the couch and goes, hey, check out this animated show. We have fun here.

We have fun here. So it's a K-pop group cartoon that their job to save the world is they have to kill the demons by singing. Oh, okay. This sounds. So their voices help keep the demons out. I'm going to have a gay son who loves

musical theater and that's my cross to bear. And you want to know what? I will support him and I will make sure I will be the biggest Nepo mom. He won't even have to audition. I'll get him in that room. Wait, so this is the thing. These songs are catchy as fuck.

So we start watching it to be like, let's make fun of this. Next thing you know, our heads start popping. Next thing you know, Desmond's... You're doing full out on the so there's this song called Golden. Is that how they murder them? Like, by their routines? Well, they have to fight them sometimes, but it's actually

funny because it's about like them staying famous too. So like something will happen. They got like canceled and they had to like get different press and then the, not to give it away, but the demons decide they should create a boy group so that the fans that go with the demons. And honestly

I was locked in. Like, we, we didn't say a word, watched it for like an hour, 20. And then he's like, I think you have to go to bed, but this is really fun. Same time. So let's just say our marriage is back alive. We're having fun. And sometimes it's as simple as that. One of the songs is on the radio.

I didn't realize it was from this show. So I started singing to it. And he's like, you know the words. And I'm like, I'm just up on my pop culture. What song? You're the only golden and you're the room. I'll send it to you. It's really good. I'll put it in the newsletter. I haven't heard that. RBC has programs and resources to help you open the door to your career. They have scholarships

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cup thing i feel like that's like been around like people doing it on their face it's like you think it's kind of BS you know what i love is my medicube like device thing yeah that like vibrate like i think that honestly an ice roller is the best is the best i dermaplained did you um and i've never felt so shiny yeah like i felt like a baby dolphin do you like it i don't know my makeup artist for the Rider Cup was like loved it because it goes on easier but also I was like I kind of like a little fur to keep me warm

you don't really have like I've never looked at you and been like you have hair on your face you've also never looked at me that's true I only look through you I've never really taking it all in on normally you see one thing

and you go oh and then you're like back to me my mom always makes a joke where she's like don't let Paige look at you too long she'll tell you what you have to fend And I'm like, don't let me in the room. But I love constructive criticism. You know that I'm very coachable.

Yeah, sorry. If I don't tell you who's going to tell you, if I see my mom and I'm like, hey, let's switch up this hairstyle or like, let's like change these boots or something. I would want someone to tell me. I feel like mom's hairstyles are so important to them. Yeah. And telling them to switch up a hairstyle is like, that's like you have to sit them down. Yeah.

Like that's like having intervention, especially some of these moms who've had the same one since 1982 yeah my mom has dabbled with like she's done short yeah so is Kim they have my favorite was like one summer she had a pixie cut oh and I was just like when you have a pixie like the day you have a pixie cot I'm gonna be like it's gonna be the greatest day at my life I can't wait you know I can see a little side part with I'm gonna have one at some point you're gonna sometime and like I feel like it's very like I'm turning 44 so like I'm in a pixie cut I've been a pixie cut I've feel like if you have a pixie cut it's going to be iconic and everyone's going to do it where if i got it it's a cry for help yours would not be a cry for help mine would be like oh she's

she's in our third marriage and she's i might have to do like a pixie cut wig first to like see how i like it and test it out you you you haven't been have you ever done i haven't dabbled in wigs the way i should i feel like you should it's funny because mitchell said i'm going to paris fashion week and he was like do you have any interest in doing a blonde wig for a look Yes. And I was like, are you going to bleach your eyebrows with it? I would probably have to. But it's like too intense for right now.

You guys, this is too much admin. Yeah, it's way too much admin. Can you promise me something? When you go to Paris, can you please like go consignment shopping? Yeah, I will. Like go thrifting because it's the best. So there will be a day where we do like a full shopping day. I'm going to the Victoria Beckham show.

And I'm like when I got the invitation, I was just like, that's my girl. That's my best friend. Yeah. Like, she was like, oh, let's invite my front page. Let's not use a B word, but continue. Sorry, that's my friend. That's your friend. You know you really well.

Yeah. Yeah. And then she invited me to her, I was just going to say to her house. Then her team invited me. You guys are watching manifestation happen. Yeah. Her team invited me before the show to get fitted for my outfit to wear like to the show. And I literally like rearranged my flight to like be able to go to it.

I leave on Wednesday and then the show is on Friday. What I love doing with the Gigglers because we started in reality TV and we weren't allowed to talk about anything, how it was made, what was really happening, anything. So now that we're doing other stuff, I love being able to pull the curtain and like actually tell the Gigglers what it's like, I didn't know what a fitting was. Like when people say, they'd be like, I'm going to have fitting. And I'm like, what is, like, you're just, if you feel like this doesn't fit, like, but it's can you explain what a fitting is to people a fitting is a fitting is a stylist comes over and brings a bunch of looks and then you try all of them on and you pick an outfit for certain events so like I'm doing a fitting tonight for all my Paris looks and also like the stylist I work with it's sometimes I'm like this is the best job ever it's literally just my friend that I send different clothes to that I'm like do you like this it's just like a sounding board and I'm like do you know this person could we get this skirt but her full-time job?

is telling you if she likes your outfit. Yes. And she fashimes me and she'll be like, yeah, it's okay. Yeah. You know? And then you add Kim into the mix and then we're a company. Okay, well, here's the thing. When I do a fitting for anything and I'm trying on outfits,

like everyone at that fitting knows that the final decision will not be made until everyone goes home and then I'll text a final decision of outfits. Because once everyone leaves, I then have to call in the big guns. And I have to make sure she can speak freely. And by Bing Guns, I've never been a part of this final decision. I'm scared I never even heard a rumor about this happening. I'll say, Mom, I'm in a fitting right now. I'll call you after.

And then I call her and I show her all of the looks. And I've made the mistake before of having other people in that room for that phone call. People were offended. If you guys have ever seen say yes to the dress, that's what it is every day for Paige. Yeah. And there will be sometimes something I really like. And I'll be like, I really like this one. And she'll go, really?

And that's what I'm like, and I'm taking it off immediately. Yeah. I also think with styling, when you're trying on clothes, like they want you to like what they pick sometimes. Yeah. Or they might have a relationship with a brand that they want you to start working with. There's all these things going on that you're not aware of. So sometimes you will feel uncomfortable in it, but they'll be like, I'm obsessed.

And you really have to get your own voice. Yeah. And then sometimes you'll do something that you're not like fully comfortable with. and then you post it online and everyone's like, we hate this. And you're like, ugh. The stylist world is crazy. No, like when Rachel Zoe had her show and it was like Brad Goreski and like, I need to rewatch that.

That was like my first introduction to like what is a stylist and what? I was like eight, not 10, whatever. There is a reality show in the stylist world because I feel like my stylist is not like other ones. Like I feel like she is my friend and like we shop together. Like we look at things together. or like what and she knows my closet like she'll be like oh you have those shoes that would go good with this and I'm like yes perfect but I always say when you see a celebrity um at a basketball

game yeah she was like there's so much that goes into her with those boots that like everyone's talking about yeah whether they're hating or loving I do want to say by the way fittings for page and fittings for me are very different yeah fittings for page she this is what she's been born to do like I'm efficient you've been doing it since you're what like six years old Any stylist that works with me knows I don't stay in a fitting longer than 45 minutes. One, because I'm very decisive. And two, I can change clothes so fast that, like, I'm not keeping anyone. And they always ask, like, what celebrities, like, make you do really long fittings?

And one of my stylist was, like, one time I did a fitting with this one celebrity, and she made me stay there for eight hours. And I was, like, at that point, move in. But you know, it's funny, we're exactly the same. I've, like, broken records for fitting numbers. Yeah. like amount of time because I am very decisive too. Yeah.

But like I don't like fittings. No, me neither. Like you don't. No. Okay, it's stressful. It's really stressful. Because you're basically put on an outfit and have everyone decide if you look like shit or not in it.

Exactly. And then sometimes you do look like shit, but you want to be able to pull it off and you can't. It's like being a real Barbie. And you also have to be so fucking honest with yourself. Like you have to be like, you look bad. Yeah. It's just looking at yourself in the mirror and being like, not today.

it's it's actually emotional warfare like you you see a dress that's like expensive and a great brand and they're like you should wear it and you're like I look stupid yeah and then you have to just accept that and move on yeah and it's tough or the internet will tell you and that that is humbling they're like really that's the best you could come up with you stupid bit I'm like oh my god it's stressful it's so stressful no there will be times I'm in a fitting and I'm like everyone's gonna hate this outfit I am in a little bit of a mood because I lost to Jared Freed yesterday in fantasy football. Jared Fried's having like an amazing season.

He didn't have a good one last season. I literally heard through like seven different layers of communication that like I know for a fact that someone on your fantasy team got hurt. Girl. Like and I heard it from like to bring it up. These men are dropping like flies. Yeah.

Getting out on stretchers. My main guy. Malik Neighbors. I'm doing live TV, by the way. Check my football team. And they go, Malik Neighbors has just, his whole knee fell off. And I go, awesome. No, literally, whole knee shattered.

I wasn't even watching. I heard it through, like, TikTok, Instagram. I was like, oh, I think Hannah knows that guy. Fantasy football is Gladiator. They throw him on the field and you're like, please don't have a lion eat my guy. Yeah. Oh, he ate him. God damn it.

So, anyway, I lost a Jerry. freed because my lake neighbors twisted and me. Wait, it's literally Sims. You're like, I hope my Sim doesn't go there, no. My Sim is literally going to get hurt. It's also scary because this happened

to everyone's team. Like, these guys are getting hurt every game. So in fantasy? And they're not, I'm not even talking about their brain. Their brain's been mashed potatoes. So say someone gets hurt and it's like they're out for the season. How does that affect your team?

So now, like, he was a high draft pick for me. I could have picked someone else. I picked him. So now he fucked me. So did you get to pick another person or no? He literally's been. selfish how dare you hurt yourself yeah um so now i have to like pick another guy and put him in his place the drama the drama it is so much drama okay so the men have fantasy football they have

the rider cop i mean they have a lot going on they have a lot going no other their schedules are baseball playoffs are about to start oh my god how are they even going to go to work how are they going to do it and then they watch the game and then they listen to podcasts about other men giving their opinion about the game. A couple weeks ago, when I realized that ESPN was on all day long, I was shook to my car. Well, that's my joke.

I say, stop saying women talk all the time. Have you ever watched ESPN? They will just go. I thought they were fucking with it. They don't even have a format. They just go. And their favorite thing to do is they just say, like, a thing that can't be proven.

They'll be like, LeBron is the best of all time. It's an opinion. And then they argue it for hours. And why is no one talking about the, um, the, certain suit choices that are being made on those broadcasts.

Someone didn't do a fitting. No, no one does a fitting. No one does a fitting. I'm like, oh, what's going on here? I do have to say, so Ralph Lauren, who is so iconic, was dressing us for the Rider Cup. And I was like, okay, obviously I want to look like the cutest. Marcello and Colin go off.

Like Collins were a cold thing. And Marcella is dressing as Chi Chi-Chi Rodriguez, and I was like, this feels sexist. Let me have a moment Let me have a second And Colin's just like full sports broadcaster They were like clad And also come in They're getting glam

You know how I feel about men getting glam It means me uneasy and uncomfort Men getting glam creates monsters No For a man to be like hey can you get No No men getting glam And thinking it's like

Oh I am like getting glam So I must be doing something cool what you're doing that's cool is finding a boyfriend and I love that for you and I hope you find him because getting glam as a man I just like you don't need it

Do you want to hear the funniest thing so my glam was getting done at home at 3 a.m and then I drive alone to the writer cup and the glam wasn't coming with me because they can't come into the stands with me like I would never put a woman in that place like I was like no so Des

came with me on Sunday and he's like hanging out with the crew and she gave me one what's it called for like a puff a puff because i get oily yeah so i go to des and i was like come with us here's my puff when i get shiny your job is to puff me so i so i so des is following me with a puff so before i go on i go des so then he starts to lean you're like puff i'm literally so then he comes up and then i realize it looks like i have a like flaming gay makeup artist so so des starts going oh my god you look so good and he leaned into it because

Like, I've never had a straight guy do my makeup ever. This isn't a stereotype. This is a fact. I don't think they can. I have seen straight hairdressers. I have had a straight hairdresser before. They do it like male chefs. Like, you know, male chefs?

They don't, they'll be like, like, oh, yeah. Like, they'll be like. They only come out when like the solstice is right. Yeah. Like, I rarely come across one. They're like, I'm straightening like, oh, straight. Like, they're very like that. So Des literally, as he's doing it, I'm like people.

Because, like, let's be honest, Des is also, like, beautiful. Yeah. Like, he looks like Anderson Cooper. in a way, and I was like, he's my full, he's my gay makeup artist for the day. And honestly, roleplay's fun sometimes. It's so funny. And he's like leaning into it. But he was so funny.

I've had full relationships where I'm like, let's pretend this is different. I also think. You go, what's the farthest from reality? Anything to take me out of my current reality? Let's do that. You go, how do we flip this on its head? but he it's funny too because i feel like men don't notice little details like me explaining to him like some parts of my face will get shiny like my chin and right in between my brows you tease him

he was looking at me in ways he've never looked at me before like he was like noticed like he was like oh he was like wait you have a nose I was like he was like wait you're a human woman my husband saw me for the first time he saw me for the first time um so wait is it just so relaxing like being married to someone where like you know he's like nearby rooting for you like while you're doing your work is that that's so nice well at one point like he was filming me with and he was like I mean obviously the video was bad because he's straight yeah and I was like I couldn't do anything with the video yeah and I was like can he send it to me and he's like it actually was it was it was it was blurry honestly that's how I feel Josephine sometimes she'll send pictures of me to my mom like unsolicited and I'm

like you care about me like no it's so yeah um speaking of men i also was thinking like if i were started business one day i was like okay obviously it would be cat food but if i didn't do cat food like i want to do something that like there's like a meaning behind it like it helps people or something but then i realized what if the business is taking advantage of men so like what if i started like an anti-aging business because i feel like we're not fearmongering the men enough like we are all so scared what if we literally like like chris he's going to turn 30 eventually and i'm like men if you start getting wrinkles leo decaprio chris we're like you're too old no we like we like little cute male podcast host sorry is that a gray on the side of your ears so like

there's or like male like men should have like a bronzer like what if we made them be like you're pale Because, like, you can't be walking around without, like, a little bit of color. We have to, like, you have to make them scared, be like, are you pale? Jude Laws out here, like, running amok for the men. It's just the marketing's wrong. The men are not being marketed to. They need to be scared more. They need to be scared more.

So what if we were, like, this $200 serum will make you look like, you'll hit George Clooney and then you stay there. Yeah. You know? Or, like, and I'll make Des the face of it. And I'll be like, this man's 102. Like what he looks. Because he makes this $300

serum. And the girls just push it on their boyfriends, make them pay. I think this is illegal. I think this is just women's skincare. No. I'm just copying. I'm just copying how it's made.

I'm just copying how it's made. Thank you guys so much for giggling with us. Thank you, Duncan, for supporting the episode. We love our refreshers. By the way, the gigglers have been tagging me in their Dunkin Refreshers, and a couple girls are drinking, like, exactly what I told them to drink. I could get me the order, which is mango pineapple refresher, less concentrate, and green tea.

So tag me if you keep ordering it. And I just get my blueberry breeze lemonade. You love your BB. I love it. You love your BBL. Nice. Thank you guys for gigging for us. We'll talk to you later.

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