Giggly Squad - Giggling about mascots, milk, and Mount Everest

Episode Date: August 28, 2026

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Sup Gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. Okay, people sent me G-words. You guys, it has to make a g-g. It can't make, like, gnarly. Can't be a silent G.

It can't be a silent G. There's rules to this game, okay? We are only silent Gs outside of the pod. On the pod were loud ones. Girl, karma's real. Do you remember last pod? I was making fun of playing tennis with all the old guys. You hurt yourself.

played tennis with a bunch of six-year-old men. They whooped you? No, they didn't whip me, but let's not get crazy here. But I got too intense as I usually do. I was like, Jeannie during Scrabble, and I slipped a disc. In your back? I thought that was like a joke. People were like, oh, slipped a disc.

No, I fully slipped a disc. And then, like, kept playing because I'm like, I'm not losing his fucking old guys. So I was looking at Des because Des supports me on the sidelines. And I was like, I think I threw out my back. And he's like, you want to be? want to stop and I'm like I'm not I'm not gonna fucking stop there could be like a chill in the air and I'm like I think we should stop so you were talking about people who always think they're sick what's that called again hypocondriac I'm the opposite of that where people are like your your arm is

falling off and I'm like I'm fine yeah when I'm working I'm like I'm fine yeah you don't eat you don't sleep. No, I'm like Beyonce on set. I'm like, I don't take bathroom breaks. I don't take lunch. But anything without money involved? It's hard to get you out of bed. Well, because what's the point? I was actually trying to explain to someone. I was like, Paige is such a hard worker, except for certain things. You can't get her. Except for when she's not. No, you're such a hard worker when you decide to be. Yeah, when I've decided it's deemed worthy for me to work hard at it, I'll do it. But if I find it frivolous, I'm like, what's the point?

Where I have, like, a whole deep inside that will never be fulfilled that, like, anything I do, I need to, like, overachieve to make someone be like, she's worthy of existing. But anyway, happy Friday, you guys. How exciting. So Sunday, mean you were going to the U.S. Open. Oh. Oh, can you not go? This is a bad time to say that I actually can't go.

Well, I have to go to Venice, Italy. You're hearing it first here. Wait, you've literally moved this plane ride so many times. So many times. So you have to leave on... I was supposed to leave on Monday, but I couldn't get... I'm sorry, I have cat hair everywhere. I couldn't get a flight.

so then I had to move it till to Sunday the day before so now I'm going Sunday evening I guess I have to go with Des. Oh my God, I'm so sorry. You know I don't like having public appearances with my husband. I know, Kitty almost just turned off my recorder. She's like not trying to pod this morning. I just want to apologize to the gigglers because I posted on my Instagram story, I got bangs. And people lost. People were nervous. People definitely DMs. me and they're like okay we're gonna like we're just gonna sit and wait and watch and I got bangs because I'm going to the Venice film festival and I'm not showing up I'm not showing up in Venice Italy with no bangs I'll look stupid if I don't have bangs but then I realized I posted bangs and then I

saw this like Dolly Parton thing and so I posted that and then I realized I posted bangs and then I quote. And that was on me. Wait, so people were actually worried in your DMs. So people that saw the bangs and then came back and saw the inspirational quote, they did a re-message and they said, oh yeah. Yeah. Someone's going on.

I just say, I got trickled. I got a trickle effect of that because I got a couple. Hey, is Paige okay? Has she been acting weird today? Anything going on? But my thing is, we're never okay. So I wasn't worried about you. I was like, we've been going through it.

I didn't even think about it for a second. Because here's the thing, when other girls cut bangs, I'm like, oh, you should check out on your friend. Like, they need a hair change. When I cut bangs, it's whimsical. Yeah. Yeah. Well, look, you also, I'm not trying to brag about you, but like your face shape can handle a lot. If I cut bangs, like, that was multiple bad decisions in a row.

This for you was just, yeah, like a, you are whimsical and fun. I had the time. Wait, where are the bangs right now? Oh, well, they're like... Bangs are so scary. Bangs are so scary. This is like, I slept in a bun, so they're like... That's like my sleep paralysis.

Wait, so are you keeping it after Venice or is this like purely Venice? Yeah, I can't just like then grow them back immediately. I don't know what glamorous people do. Here's the thing. Bangs are so fall. They are a fall. Um, I saw... Wait, do you want to say anything about Venice?

Oh, I'm going to the Venice Film Festival with Armani. I'm doing my fitting today, so I don't know what I don't know what I'm wearing to the Venice Film Festival because I think they tell me, like they say this is what you're wearing. So I get to see it today. So I'm a little bit nervous. I'm excited for you. Also, like, I feel like you live in Italy now. It's like your second home. No, me and Josephine are about to go on like the most romantic vacation.

Josephine's going. Josephine's in Copenhagen right now for her birthday, and she's going to meet me there. Well, you guys don't understand the lore behind Josephine, who's page's number one favorite assistant, who somehow travels more than Paige. Okay, listen to this. I recorded Morgan Stewart's podcast on Wednesday. Josephine is supposed to meet me at the podcast. Something comes up.

Classic. Something comes up. Josephine can't. meet me at the podcast. So she had to give me, she was giving me a gift to give to Morgan. Like she had the gift. So I was like, she was like, oh, I can't bring the gift to Morgan. Like she had to go do something else. So I said, oh, call Emma. Emma is works at Daphne. She runs all over the social media. I said, call Emma, give it to Emma. Emma. Emma will meet me at Morgan Stewart. Great. I get to Morgan Stewart. The girl comes down to like get me. And she's like, is.

anyone coming with you and I was like oh my assistant's coming and I was like actually she's not really my assistant she's kind of like a second assistant because she works for daphne but she's filling in for my assistant and the girl's just like staring at me and I go I'm so sorry that I just sounded like Miranda Priestley that like my first assistant is an incubus of the plague and on my second assistant has to fill in she wasn't aware that she was going to wait it's giving less cold jeresa's the guy who's like are you guys summer house and I'm like it's actually a lot more complicated than that. I was like, she woke up, she had something medical, she was really nervous about it, and I was like,

also, I don't like calling anyone assistant. Me neither. I find it rude. I feel like calling someone an assistant is rude. Like, you're my producer. I'm like, you don't get it. She's like my sounding board. You're like, she's my sister.

She's my other half. She's my shaman of getting stuff done. No, Josephine is funny because. like sometimes someone will say something to me and she will not say something in the moment because she'll feel like it's unprofessional but then like like a child on a playground she'll corner me and she'll be like can I talk to you for a second and then she'll say her opinion on something that did just happen she's like I'm just looking out for you that's very president that's very president you know how like in all the movies about presidents they'll be like so can I speak to you

for a second yeah she's like page can I I don't think they have your best interest at heart and I don't think you should actually listen to them and what they want you to do is stupid. But it's funny because her and Emma are both Gen Z. So like if we're on a Daphne photo shoot, I call them Gen Z minions because they'll be in the corner facing each other just. That'll be in a documentary one day. I like the other day we were at a Daphne photo shoot and I just saw the two of them like facing each other. talking and I can never hear what they're saying. Gen Z does have a tone. Like it's very soft.

They're like, um, and they like walk together away. I'm like, what are they too? Also, you guys know I identify as Gen Z and I don't want to lose our like amazing Gen Z following.

Who's the guy that went on the moon? Why was I going to say Louis Armstrong? Neil Armstrong. Neil Armstrong. He took one picture. Josephine and Emma took 8,000. pictures at one daveny photo shoot and they're not the photographer by the way certainly not they're sitting on the couch and they go oh my god I got so many good pictures I love my jenzy girls but like when I come on

and I'm like I slept a disc and you're like talking about your jenzy minions I'm like I don't want to lose the connection with them no I because I love them so much also there was like this like we get new gigglers all the time and they message me and tell me like how they discovered the pod, whatever. And this guy was so funny. He was like, hey, I'm gay. And I love the pod. I have an incredible idea.

And I was like, what is it? And he was like, you should call the gigglers who are gay gaglers. And I was like, babe. Are you a time traveler from 2020? We've been doing that. I go, you're going to lose your fucking mind. You haven't hit that episode yet. but we you were a hundred we're on the same page baby um shout out to our gigglers remember this segment

get a gay going get a gay going it's still in the works like it's going to happen oh speaking of get a gay going let's do our first get a gay going um blakely thornton message me the funniest thing because we were gossiping about something and there was someone who he didn't want to see and someone was like do you want to meet them and he said i'm so sorry i don't have the bandwidth right now and I think we have to bring that into the fall. Just like for any reason, I'm so sorry I don't have the bandwidth right now. Because I'm, what are you saying back to that? If you don't follow Blakely on TikTok, he does like dissertations on just like pop culture.

But like typically his takes are like always what you're thinking in your head. He just like says it in a sassier, funny way. He's like a weird genius. He's like a weird genius. And then the way he ends his videos every time I do. just think is so good like well the credits he's done. He also was straight in college and played

football. He will yeah his lore is insane and he was in tech he grew up in Texas like that wasn't oh my god like give that a fucking movie. Des and I have officially become the crazy old couple at the restaurant

tell so we go to a diner we're in our and we're in our element like you should stop and I'm going to stop and I'm going to You're going to stop you right there. I'm going to stop you right there. What time did you go to the diner? So at 9.30 a.m., we thought we could go.

Oh, breakfast. And get breakfast. Sorry, I thought you were doing like early bird special 4.30 p.m. We would do that as well. Joe makes me eat by 5 p.m. Is that like a metabolism thing? I think it's like an old, I feel like it's like an old person thing. He's like, well, why would we eat late when we could get in bed?

Then you need to have dinner. again at eight. Well, then that's what happens to me. Then I'm in bed by 8.30 and by the time 930 rolls around, I'm like, well, I need to have at least two bowls of cereal to sustain. And he's like not a big snacker and you're a snacker, which creates more attention than the house. Yep. Yep. Okay. Okay. So you're at the diner. So we're at the diner and we get in the booth and we're feeling ourselves. Like we're like, ooh, we're about to party. And the lady comes, the waitress and she's like, do you want coffee? And look, this is not a place where they have old milk lattes.

Right. Know your audience. But I have to at least ask. I'm like, I'll have a nice coffee. Do you have any other? What kind of milk do you have? That's how I tried to be cool about it. And she was like, I got a hole in skim.

So I go, I'll have skim. Des goes, skim. So immediately I'm like, okay, he's chosen to fight in front of the waitress. So I go, yeah, I said skim. I said skim. I said skim. He goes, why would you get skim? And I go, I don't know.

I don't know. because it's like less than home like and he's like just get whole milk it's not a lot to you're not putting the whole so by the way we're already talking too much like the lady already is like i have other people to deal with what is skim milk because in my great question like we can't get into this in front of the waitress right now like this is a great conversation to have not in this moment but i'm i look at him because i'm getting older i don't care what people think about me and i go babe whole milk is going to give me a stomach ache all day and skim milk i'm thinking in my head, even though I don't know, I'm not a scientist, might not hurt. My stomach is bad. He goes, how much milk are you actually putting into it? You're not putting enough to make your stomach hurt. Mind you, the lady's just standing there. And I go, can I just get skim milk if I want to get skin milk? And now we start laughing because we realize that now we're a spectacle. Like, I've become that couple. Yeah. And we look at her and she starts laughing. And then this is so old person thing to do. And if you're wearing those sunglasses, they think you have glaucoma and

you're also 85. And we get her involved. We go, what do you think? And then she's like, get me the fuck out of this restaurant. I don't want to be here right now. So then I'm like, fine, I'll have home milk. And if something happens to me, we've all have witnesses now that this is your fault. In my head, skim milk is home milk.

They've just skimmed off the top. They've literally just gone just a little bit. I think I grew up in a skim milk home. I grew up in a milkman home. like our milk got delivered to us. Oh, that's cool. And I'm pretty sure we were a 2% family growing up. Yeah, 2% is a good medium.

We did occasionally get like chocolate milk from a milk man. The best. No, like that was. The best. That is like, yeah. And like we get eggnog during Christmas and stuff. Wait, so what did you end up getting? Skimmer hole.

I got hole and I actually don't remember what happened. Okay, so you know I'm someone that loves working out at home and I just like really can't bring myself to go to a workout class or to the gym by myself. And I don't know what I'm doing. I truly can't look at YouTube or Instagram videos anymore. That's why Ladder gives you a real plan from an expert coach. Ladder is an expert strength training plan, not a content library. And these aren't influencer workouts or challenges.

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A new husband, murder, wife documentary. The pastor thing, I'm supposed to watch that, but Des is making me watch some scripted thing right now. Hannah Lucy. Is it good? No, I'm going to cancel my plans today to just watch it. Cancel your plans. It's so good because. it's so like if there's a pastor involved shit's going down it's so text book that like they met this girl

was 16 he groomed her for 15 years basically he essentially put her brain into like a psychosis it's just so good but i just want to say one thing that scared the fuck out of me when i was watching it this all happens in the state of South Carolina. In the state of South Carolina, if you're married and you go to the police and you say, my husband is harassing me, stalking me, doing weird shit to me, they say, impossible, because that's your husband. It was so scary. And it ultimately is why the ending of this documentary is the ending of this documentary. And that's why the discourse, is so problematic right now regarding like tradwives and being like

my husband is what I'm not getting into it right now but we have to give you the woman of some of the week even though you know I don't like when you're in the comments I don't like when you're in the drama but you you won the internet this week you want it you want it

I did something a little atypical for myself I rarely will I love the drama online I loved looking at the comments of the Calloway thing. I rarely will put in my two cents on the internet because I have a podcast. You're not getting in the ring. No, honey. I have my own personal forum. Why would I hang out with you guys when I can talk to the gals on my own? You don't want to get in the mud with pigs. When it comes to domestic violence and I'm, actually, this is like me nitpicking things. It's not called, like, I don't like when people call it DV because they think it like,

minimizes it. It's domestic violence. The word is violence. When they did the apology, the commercial, the domestic violence commercial, and then he, the CEO did the apology. I like read the apology and rarely when people are getting canceled, am I chiming in. But like, as someone who has been through domestic violence, I like physically can't stay quiet. So when I'm reading the apology, not one time, does it mention like women? Does it mention like, we're going to donate to domestic violence? We're going to help this. We're going to help that. So I just commented crazy apology to like not mention women chip. And also because the guy's name was chip. And like that was that was written for like that was written for you. That was

not your fault. You can be called Chip and I'm not going to address it. Also, we all know that a man named Chip has never given an actual apology in his life. Well, I would assume that a man named Chip is short for something. What is your real name? Charles? You're a CEO of a major company. Your CEO, your name is Charles. Your name is Charles.

Okay? So I had to acknowledge Chip. Immediately when I commented, I'm getting flooded with men commenting. And I'm like not really looking because, again, like, I'm not going to argue with them. Yeah. I saw two particular comments that I thought, I could say something. something funny back. I could say something really funny back.

The first guy comments out at me and he goes, do you even play golf? And in my head, I thought I could comment back and say, no, but I have been beat up by a man. And I thought, I thought, too harsh, too dark. Page, keep it to yourself. I saw the next comment,

and man said, describe a woman. So I commented back at him because it instantly came to my brain and I said, a person that you rarely interact with silence a deafening silence from him not a comment not a like he quite possibly could have deleted his instagram when i tell you i ate down with that it was thanksgiving dinner in my bed when i was reading that comment so i i think i was like playing tennis with some 70 year old men and i get on the phone go on ticot and someone's like pasha sorbo is in the comments and i'm like oh no

Oh, no. What does she? I leave her for two hours. What has she been up to? And I, I'm just, look, I'm just really proud of you. Thank you. I'm really proud of you because it takes strength. It takes bravery. This is like a situation that I felt completely fine commenting on because I've been through it. And as someone who went through domestic violence at 1920 and didn't speak about it for probably like almost a decade, I feel very passionate. about talking about it now that I'm 33 years old and like so much more of an adult. And I think part of the reason that I didn't want to talk about it when I was in my 20s was because I don't like the word ashamed because I wasn't like ashamed of it. It was more embarrassing.

I was like, oh my God, everyone's going to think I'm stupid because I allowed my brain to get manipulated by this insane person. And so I and I never wanted to be seen as stupid. That was like my insecurity from childhood to 25. Like I don't want you to think I'm stupid because I'm not stupid. And so I think that's why I never really wanted to talk about it. But now it's so relevant because it's 2026. And if I see one more man comment like, oh, but you didn't care when it was like a football commercial 15 years ago.

And it's like, okay, well, 15 years ago, most of these people were children. So why would they care? And also a football commercial, you're tackling in football. Tackling Betty White is a comedic joke. Like, obviously it's not realistic. What they showed in that commercial was something that, like, actually happens. No one's tackling grandmas on a football field. And like all the men being like, oh, my God, our world is so huge.

soft. The only thing soft is your small penis. Like, please shut the fuck up. If you're a woman and you are in a relationship and your boyfriend or fiance or husband was like, get over it. I'm not saying leave him like, oh my God, he's going to hit you at some point in your life. Make a mental note of it, though, because there will be something after this that he says that actually does scare you. Because his baseline for this event is get over it, I would be scared. Oh, 100%. Because also, what is he protecting? Not women.

His friends who, like, think it's funny. Like, if they think that's funny, then they would be okay with their daughter being somewhere and their daughter getting tackled. They don't look at you the way they would look at someone who's, like, related to them or a daughter. Like, it's very different. Like, you have to be aware. So when your boyfriends or husbands are saying like get over it, you might not think it now, but something could happen later and you're going to think back to this moment when he said it's not that big of a deal.

It's supposed to be a funny joke. Okay. Well, we'll see if anything ever happens to like someone you're related to and then will it be a funny joke. Like I really, I have zero tolerance for domestic violence. I have zero tolerance. Zero tolerance policy. I have zero tolerance for men getting too drunk and they accidentally like I've had multiple relationships where men have gotten too drunk and I've done like they didn't hit me but they were right there to do something I don't fuck around with men yelling at women I don't fuck around with that at 33 years old no and I co-sign everything you just said wait can I go say one other thing there's this comic L Orlando who I love and she has this joke about men who finally have daughters and I'm gonna butcher it but she's basically like

I have daughters now and I didn't realize do you know women are people too and it's like it shouldn't be like imagine when you have a daughter one day you shouldn't have to have a daughter to understand empathy towards women I want us to like have faith in men because we're straight girls in this life so like I want to have positivity towards it one thing that helps me is when I see horrible comments of men being like, okay, so like, we can't joke anymore. I always click on the profile to be like, okay, this isn't like a real person. Like smart, handsome. It's not like someone I'd ever even get to be in a room with.

A hundred percent. So I click on it. I see. And a lot of time it's like a 14 year old. Yeah. If that person walked up to you on the street, you'd be like, no, thank you. No, thank you. I don't know what's about to happen, but no, thank you.

I don't want to be a part of whatever is about to happen. and thank you for being so vulnerable and speaking about that. My pleasure. No, because it's really, it's not funny. Like, domestic violence can happen to anyone at any time. Like, it can happen to men too. Well, it's interesting what you said about, like, feeling embarrassed or, like, feeling like you're not smart when, as someone who's been in narcissistic relationships,

these men tend to go for strong, smart, independent women. Because deep down, that's what they want to be. As a domestic violence survivor, if they showed me that, if they showed me that video and I said, it's okay, it's funny. Okay. But no one who has ever been in a domestic violence situation would see that and be like, that's okay.

Because it sends the wrong fucking message. I don't care if it was like a parody of a movie. No, it wasn't a good one. so no one even correlated that. And young kids are watching these guys who aren't professional athletes play. So you're telling all these like 12-year-old boys and 15-year-old kids that like, yeah, you can push a girl to the ground. That's when it starts. You cannot tell them that.

They are idiots. They will think that's okay. Wow, the morning pods really get crazy. I love the morning pods. I did not expect to go into domestic violence. Do you ever, not to get into it even more, but do you remember men being like, I would never hit a woman? And I'm like, the fact you have to say that's fucking crazy. It's just like the same.

It's just not all men. Okay, well, if you aren't, then three people you know are. So who are they? I don't have the bandwidth for them. The bandwidth. No, I don't have the bandwidth for men that I personally don't like. Like, I don't have the bandwidth for it. Um, I have three women of STEM of the week.

Okay. Buckle the fuck up. Okay. So you ever have a reservation to a restaurant and you're like, can I add one more? And they're like, no. Yeah, that's insane. Okay. Especially if it's like five or six, it's a round table.

I'm like, can we just squeeze one more in? And like, you're, you don't want to be a bitch to your friend to be like, say, can't have you. Yeah, I'm adding one more. I have one more. Yeah, I'm adding them. I'm not even telling. I'm sorry, someone showed up. I had a reservation in somewhere in the Hamptons, and it was for our family plus the two kids.

And they had availability for six, but not for eight. So I'm like, I'm booking six and then coming in and being like, I didn't know I had a book for two kids. Yeah. So I showed up with two toddlers, and they were like, it was for six. And I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry. Let's find a toddler. Two toddlers is actually a teenager. So it's like half a person.

And everything worked out. But like I wouldn't have been able to book the reservation if I clicked eight. But they clearly just like put two toddlers schools. No, no, no, no. That's just a side example. The woman in STEM is Gabby Webster on TikTok. She faked a friend like surprising her from like college or something. Like they made this big thing where she was like, oh my God.

She's like, get her a chair. No, I'm obsessed. So she is up there. Women of STEM with the week number two, Bianca Adler DMs me. And she's like, hey, I'm a giggler. I so much know I love Giggly Squad. I listen to it.

I currently listen to it. I feel like Bianca is like, I'm actually junior class president and I really should be senior class president, but I don't have the bandwidth because I'm taking seven AP classes. Listen to what Bianca. She goes, I was listening to Giggly Squad.

I'm Australian. So, of course, I'm like, okay, cool. She goes, when I climbed Mount Everest, so I go to her page and, like, she's the youngest woman or the youngest Australian period to climb Mount Everest. And she did it listening to Gigley Squad. No. We have to be stopped. No, we have to be stopped.

We have to be stopped. What are we injecting in these people's veins? Real accomplished people are like listening to us. Don't listen to us. No, I'm actually going to cry. That's so, that's so powerful. Wait, I almost cried last pod. You're crying this pod.

I actually have been crying like all week, loki. Like good or bad things are both. Both. Like I'll see a TikTok and it's like, my dad, we went out to lunch and I'm like, that's beautiful. Like I'm really I'm getting my period But for whatever reason I'm very cryy this I did cry There was the first video I saw this morning was like this kid I think he was in Venezuela

And it was he was like eight years old and it was his first ever birthday party And he started crying and everyone was singing for him and then they were hugging him and I was like I was like kindness goes so far Actually you know what I cried at someone said title list randomly at the same time like they had put out an ad but their ad it was a dad leaving a voicemail on his daughter's phone and like the visual was them on the golf course together and it was like hey jill i know you're really busy so i just wanted to say thank you for taking time to golf with your dad that was we had so much fun i was like no i'm crying no i can't i'm crying also shout out to gary and dan for being such incredible dads if any boy looked at me the wrong way like I want someone to go up to my dad and say actually I think that

ad was funny and everyone's too soft okay you know what I really you know those videos on TikTok where people are like if you want to get to me like if you like do something to me you have to answer to my dad and it's like usually like dad's being like this is my bird collection and like no you don't fuck with our dad's No, my dad will jump off of a roof onto your fucking neck, okay? Like, my dad is of a different breed. Also, speaking of dads, there's a girl right now, Kinsley Rasmus, what a fucking name, who's currently, she's the daughter of former MLB pitcher.

So this former MLB pitcher dad is basically like my daughter is going to, be the best pitcher ever. She's like dominating the Little League world series. She has the record for total strikeouts by a girl and broke the record for total hits by a girl with her... How old is she? 12. And she's just like crushing the boys and she wears a bow and they're saying fear the bow.

Wait. You love that. I love that. This is actually the fourth one to the time of the week. I had a really busy week. Yeah. Mrs. Met. Are you familiar with Mrs. Met?

No. So there's a Mr. Met. And I don't know what happens. Someone spoke up and was like, Mr. Met needs a wife. For what? Like the Met. This is the mascot. The MacGath?

Like the museum? Two times are girls. This is the New York Mets, the baseball team. Oh. So Mr. Met is their mascot. And you know, I like, there. I think Metropolitan. Oh.

It's like the Knickerbockers, the Knicks. Right, right. But I don't know. Again, like, they're not, the men are not great at, like, picking team. You know what's crazy that there's no team that's, like, the horses. Like, sorry, Texas is right there, guys. I know. The Houston horses. What about a Pegasus?

Yeah, like, where's the whimsy? What about a unicorn? What about a mermaid? I just feel shocked that, like, when they were coming up with all of them, it was, like, actually bison. No, no, no. It's like, if you want to see whimsy, look at how women are naming nail colors. And let's put 1% of the energy into naming the mascots of teams.

Or just naming their children. The women are so creative. So creative. So Mrs. Met shows up. And the joke with Mrs. Met is... They're the big baseball heads. Yes. She looks just like Mr. Met, but with a donk.

Because I guess they couldn't, like, put her in a skirt. because she's like wearing a baseball uniform so like we have to give her Kimberly Kardashian's butt she has the most amazing butt like to the point that like people are physically attracted to Mrs. Met like you can't not look at her and be like okay that's hot so Mrs. Met is now the first female mascot to be inducted in the mascot Hall of Fame there's a mascot Hall of Fame apparently where I don't know and also like wait a minute what about the mascots that don't get into it.

What did they do to not? Okay, I'm going to piss people off, but like... Not all mascots are equal? Yeah, look up the Penn State mascot. When I tell you, like, Bucky Badger, like, that's Hall of Fame material. The Penn State mascot looked like someone bought something from like a Halloween website, put it on a drunk person, and let them run across campus. Like, not all of them are...

Not a quality for mascots. There's no equality for mascots. today Des Bishop My husband is throwing the first pitch on the Irish Heritage Night of the Mets game

Are you crying? Are you crying? That is so And he picked like a song My period better drop today Or I'll lose it He picked a song about like Just like a proud Irish heritage song

They's going to walk on to And he's been practicing his throat Yeah, it's so sweet. But if you guys I don't remember. I threw out the first pitch and I fucking nailed it. So like there's like a little tension in the household where I'm like, good luck, babe. Like it's okay if you don't throw a perfect strike.

That's fine. No one, no teams asked me to participate in anything. I feel like they, you could if you wanted to. I don't want to. I just got a like a real life size adult. Hannah, I can make you an ice try latte. I got a ninja, like, espresso machine. I can make lattes, espresso.

Corsado. I can make iced, a cold brew. Do you know the difference between them? It's just a touchscreen. I don't need to. Just go. It's crazy. You have to come over and see it.

You love a touchscreen. Well, because you want to know what? I got it. It's in the box, right? And then in the box for like a week. I know that my brother is coming over in like a couple days and there's nothing my brother loves more than like someone else's new gadget that's going to either like make something to eat or like concoct some weird drink. So I took it out of the box. I put it on the counter.

I didn't like learn anything about it yet. I thought I bet let me bait this rat to cheese. I bet if I put this on the counter. He'll do it for you. With the directions right next to it. But he'll set it all up. So I'm sitting in the living room and I'm like, oh my God, did you see my new coffee machine? He goes, yeah, really nice.

And I go, yeah, isn't it? I go, I haven't set it up yet, though. And he's still in the kitchen all the sudden I hear something. And you're like, it's probably too complicated for you. So don't even try. It's so easy to rage bait my brother. It's like actually, like I literally, he's so easy to piss off. He's listening to this right now punching the car.

No. He is so easily manipulated. He's like, knows. I'm saying. and on purpose but he's still can't like get over it i'm like i bet you actually can't make that you you know my brother's like obsessed with coffee when i go to his house he's like can i make you a real latte like men love that shit yeah wait what is that with our brothers it's like with men like barbecue and like espresso machines i don't know what in their DNA five minutes later i was drinking a nice

ice coffee with whipped whole milk like why are both our brothers trad wives no literally I just realized that. Like my brother takes care of me. He's like, what do you want to eat? What do you need? It's actually funny because my brother and his fiancee moved into a new house and I was at home over the weekend, like visiting them. And when I was leaving his house, I was like walking out the door.

And he was pushing like a wet mop, like one of those ones you like plug in. And never have I ever seen that? And I just looked at him and as I was leaving, I go, you've changed. Or he's being trained well. Shout out to Amanda. It is funny to watch my older brother love someone more than himself. No, it's just funny to watch your sibling be like, this is my wife. It's just like such an weird.

And I'm so happy it's Amanda. Like I will have the best sister. It's such a different love than towards you. like it's such a different love to watch yeah it's not a love of like our family i'm like wait you respect her like you have patience with her you don't jump to conclusions yeah he's completely different i'm like she did something and i was like oh my god gary's gonna freak i was like my brother's gonna freak out and he was like oh that's okay Amanda and i go No, I know.

I'm like, that's okay. I'm like, interesting, because my whole life it wasn't okay. And then when you get in your own like brother spats, like she just steps back, she's like, this is a whole other realm that I'm not getting involved in. Well, we have like her and I have a like. Yeah. Like he said something to her and I, and she looked at me and I go, I got this one. I got this one. I go, what the fuck?

You go, tap me in. tell me you real quick um no we're definitely we definitely are a family that crosses boundaries like there's no like we're not a family that yeah like like i was okay this is a perfect example i'm at my brother's house with joe and my brother's fiance and we're sitting around the kitchen table we're talking about different stuff all the sudden my dad just appears in the home just randomly he's there we go how first where did you come from and so Second, why didn't we hear? What door did you use?

He goes, I have my own key. They go, what? So nothing's normal in our family. Like, if you have a house, we're coming over. We have that house. That's our house. By the way, adding on to getting older, does and I put on a show in bed at like 8.30.

You just said that's so. Sorry, that's on me. That's on me. I made it weird. I made that weird. No, but as in you, like, watching TV in bed. And we were, like, in bed and he was like, should we just turn the TV on? And I was like, should we go fucking crazy tonight?

Yeah. And look, it's, I hate to say it, it's end of summer. Like, I have to pack. I have shit to do. I have to get back to the city. I have to get back to the city. I have stuff to do. And it was 8.30.

And I was like, I record giggly in the morning. And then I head to the city. I'll have time to pack. Literally 8.45. He's snoozing. I can't keep my eyes open. And you know when you go to, I don't know if this ever happened to you, you go to sleep knowing you have not done anything that you need to do the next day.

So I woke up at 8 a.m. scared, unshowered. You know I hate that. Greasy. Don't even know what I'm packing. And I have to pack. It's the moral of this story. And I don't know what I'm packing. What time are you usually?

What time is he usually getting in bed? Oh. I keep him outside as long as I can. You try, yeah. You try and keep him out as long as you can. But we're watching the show The Agency, which is on Paramount Plus with the really hot Irish guy. I forget his name. But it's like a boy show.

So like I could fall asleep during it. Yeah. But it has like good moments. But boy shows. Oh my God. He's like, you missed. I'm like just watch the next episode. I'm with you.

Yeah. I didn't miss anything. There were explosions. Let's go. Let's go the next episode. Oh, there was a chase scene. Okay. Got it.

You're like, yeah, I think I can figure out. I can infringe from there. So next week, I'm back in the city. You're back in Italy. Like, seasons are changing. I'm very excited to go to Venice. I've never gone. All I've heard is that it's just like so romantic.

My nan and Papa said it's their favorite place. Really? They actually might know someone in Venice. They always like know a guy. who like run some restaurant that like you go to the basement there's like special aroncini or something yeah josephine's so good at finding like you would honestly love a vacation with josephine because she's so good at finding like vintage places and like when are we going to italy together you should just come with me so we're going to have like a little girls wait are you going to shop well am i alive do i have a

pulse is my heart beating yeah no i'm going to go to venice and be like i'm not contributing to your guys No, it's the right thing to do when you go to someone else's hometown. It's to contribute to their economy. Yeah. Yeah. Have you thought of the TikTok you're going to make when you're in the gondola? No, I haven't. Okay.

You've worked to do. I did save two TikToks that I want to do with Joseph. Because as you know, you only TikTok when you're in Italy. Yeah. Because it's the only time I'm like happy. It's the only time the internet can't get to me. You know, I'm like, sorry, figure out the time change. We love you guys so much.

the best weekend ever. Oh, I know. I know. We, and we had nothing to talk about this episode, pre-usual, and it just flew by. And I'll just say what I wrote down about my rosary beads for Monday. Yeah, I have stuff too. We didn't hit anything. We didn't, we didn't have the bandwidth today. We love you guys so much. Talk to you later. Bye.