Giggly Squad - Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza

Episode Date: January 28, 2025

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We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. Hello, my grand gigglers. Oh, how fancy. We're having fun with character acting. I love it. I love it. How are you? I, wait, I feel like I haven't seen you. Have I not? No, I've been in Irvine, California.

Doing what? Doing stand-up shows. You've been crushing. Oh my god, Sab, thank you. I want to just say in your clips, your hair has been looking really good. Because you know, like sometimes I watch your clips with no sound cause it's like 3 a.m. and I'm contemplating so many other decisions I've made in my life.

You're like, cause I have eight screens open. Oh, truly. And I've been noticing your hair. You know, some people make comments, obviously, when I, I don't not brush, okay, sometimes I don't brush my hair. It's just that I air dry it so it looks crazy. And then if you don't wake up with the back of your hair

going straight up, you don't have a good sleep. So it's giving haters. It's giving your jelly that I had four hours of rem last night and you didn't. So if you see my hair standing straight up in the back, just know she's well rested. Can I say something? I was at dinner with Sierra a couple nights ago

and she said something to me a couple summers ago that I never forgot and she said that white girls don't do the back of their hair. And I said, mm, let me think, let me think. You just say Hannah, you don't have to call her white girl. And I'm sitting at dinner and I touch the back of my hair and she looks at me and she goes, you didn't do the back of your hair.

And I go, it's none of my business. It's literally, it doesn't come across my desk. How would the back of my hair come across my desk? That's like when you're doing your own like fake tan, do you do your back? Okay, this is another reason why I don't need a man. You know that my wingspan is crazy. True.

I can do my own spray tan on my back and I can unzip and zip anything. You're like an octopus. No I truly am. I'm Calamod. Fred Calamod. I also okay wait kind of a big deal but like it's such a big deal but also not a big deal at all. That's my favorite kind of deals. It's the least important huge deal. So, Des and I have been auditioning a little bit for stuff and he had an audition and I was giving my two cents as his wife and manager, as his wifeager,

and he was like, why don't you talk to me when you get one callback, like maybe one callback. And I was like, okay, first of all, who knows? I could be getting callback for all these auditions I did the last couple months. They're sifting through, it takes time. Right, they're watching takes. Also, they probably saw it and were like,

wow, that was a lot to take in, I need to process that, go back. And they're probably like, star her, we have another project for her that would be perfect. They were like, wait, I have a much bigger role in mind. So I was like, that's not even the case. And he's like, you'll know pretty quickly. So I was like, that's not even the case. And he's like, you'll know pretty quickly. And I was like, that's made up.

So he literally that day was like, talk to me when you get a call back. But that's our humor. That's a little nagging. So I get a call back, but I didn't know it was a call back because it said like directors, like they called it something different. So in the email, I thought I was just like having to meet

with like a director for like a coffee or something. And they were like, no, it's a callback. So I called Des and I was like, go fuck yourself. No, just kidding. But I get this callback, I'm so excited. For two roles. Love it. An assistant and like a marketing assistant in this thing.

And like, when I tell you, it was like less than two lines. Less than two lines. And I'm trying to memorize it. But you know when it's like, you almost wish it was more lines because it would help you try harder. It's like when you're late somewhere because you're so close.

It's like when you're like, oh, I have a quiz on Friday. So I'm not gonna think about it till like Friday morning. And then you get to the quiz and you're like, oh, I should have thought about it like a couple days prior, but like it was just a quiz. It wasn't a test. Then the auditions in New Jersey. Classic.

So I have to like drive to New Jersey. Oh, who's calling me? My husband, he knew we were talking about him. He knew, mom is working. Okay, so I get there. Oh yeah, and the end of it, they said you could do a one minute improv on your character. So I was like, that's where I'm gonna shine.

That's so crazy. That would make me, I'd need seven beta blockers. That's the equivalent of someone saying, and what's a fun fact about you? Improv for one minute? Get the fuck out of my face. That's just me living life. That's me at a Starbucks in the morning. I'm like, can I improv for you for one minute, get the fuck out of my face. That's just me living life. That's me at a Starbucks in the morning.

I'm like, can I improv for you for one minute? No. That's all I wanna do is improv for one minute, get out. That's, longer than one minute, I'm gonna lose ya. You know what I mean? No, picturing you at Starbucks being like, I have a bit, I wanna see if you think this is funny. Give me one minute.

That's all I do. But the funny thing is, I literally fuck up the first line, which is so funny, but I get it back. Also, I did take a beta block. Because you must, you must. Also, I went all the way, this is the day after Radio City, mind you. So I went from playing Radio City.

You're a masochist. To going to New Jersey, waiting two hours, so I do my lines, and they were like, thank you, and I look at them and I go, wait, do you wanna see my improv? Because that was so... Because in the audition,

it said you can do a one minute improv. They were like, no, no. And the guy was like, oh, did you prepare an improv for this two line character? And I was like, yes. I actually came up with a whole background. Her mom was, you know, she has a tough relationship with her mom.

And I came up with a whole world of this assistant. And I was like, should I look at the camera? And they were like, we don't care where you look. It doesn't matter. I'm like, bitch, if I'm gonna come all the way to New Jersey, which is cross country at this point, I'm gonna commit to the bit. Wait, I'm gonna be, this is so funny.

This is how we're so similar, but yet so different. When I'm trying on outfits or I'm'm packing to go somewhere I put on an outfit I'm immediately improv-ing. I'm like who is she? Where is she going in this outfit? What's her vibe? Yeah what's the what's your facial expression when you're waiting? Yeah like what's the story she's telling with this outfit? Like I give her another name and it helps me put outfits together. I have to detach myself. She's a different character. However, I did see a TikTok saying that when you shop,

you should, unless you're you, you should try to avoid shopping for like the idea of you or like aspirational versions of you. Cause like you're never gonna wear that, those clothes. Like I shop like I'm someone different. Like I'm like, oh, if I wore. So it's like try to shop for the person you are in that moment.

Well, she's usually depressed and on the couch. So that's a lot. Speaking of depression, we have a problem. What? We got an email last week saying we have to record our audiobook. Oh. And you responded great, and I was like, you can't read.

Especially because last podcast I was like literally hacking up a lung. Grace had to cut out all of your coughs and those were like deep. They were coming from like a dark place in your soul. There's a cough going around New York City. I'm like, how did I get it? I don't leave the home.

No. But I got it and I literally just, here's the other thing. Let's just talk about being sick for a second. The remedies for being sick are, I'll never not be old school with it. Like what my mom did when I was sick, like I'm not buying all, I mean I buy all the medicine, I take it all and I'm like this doesn't work.

The only thing that has cured my sickness is Vicks. I fucking love Vicks, I'll put Vicks all over my fucking body. Put it on my pussy. And gargling with salt water. Yep. And that's basically free and minding my own business. I've been trying to mind my own business. I really, it's like so crazy.

I see things online, I'm like, who is she? That's not me. That's not my business. You're like, why would the algorithm ever show me that that has nothing to do with me? I'm like, who? She did what? No, I say something and I forget, you're my best friend.

No, do you see things and think I didn't tell you things? Because I never want to feel like that. No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, good. But I do like to see people's lenses of how they describe something. Even that article, what Paige was doing behind the scenes on Radio City, I was like,

what did we do? And I clicked it and I said, romanticize it for me, because I'm pretty sure we were just scared. Don't ever trust me in an article because I've blacked out. You know, like, I'm like, what do we do? I do have to say, I never hate myself more than the way I sound in a quote on an article

because there's no tone. And every now and then I'll see a sentence and it's in quotes, which I said, and I'm just like, I sound like, just I don't know that girl. Stupid, I sound uneducated. Yeah, if they put all the likes in it. I'm like, oh, why did you do that?

And sarcasm doesn't work. It doesn't hit. I learned that though, in a People article way back when, when they were like asking me about my husband, she was like, you're with someone who's in his 40s, like, what is that like? And I was like, every day I'm afraid he's gonna die. And the headline was like,

Hannah afraid her husband's going to die. And then we got a prenup. No. Then we got life insurance. And things have been pretty good so far. We have to get this audio book figured out though, because one, I feel like the girls are like, the audio book is gonna be.

No, we have to do it. And we have to put our all into it. Like we have to speak every sentence from our hearts, but like, do you think you can read off a page and like not fuck it up. I think I can do it because also one of my dreams is to be in an animated movie just as a voice. Oh, so this, you might actually thrive in this environment.

I think I might thrive in this environment and I've always seen myself as someone like as a character in Stuart Little or Paddington. Like whenever you see those behind the scenes, like famous people acting it out, you're like, I want the teammate. I love it. Yeah, and like I love that how fun you can be

in sweatpants and film a movie. If one day we get older and we have kids, should we make a cartoon called Little Giggly Girls and it's us running around somewhere? Here's the thing about us, I truly do feel like we are just, you know, we're just full 360 women and I do feel like when we have children, our careers will grow like with what they're doing.

And I do see a world where we create like a TV show for little girls. That the moms will know all the little inside jokes that we're doing for the moms. Yes. Yes. And who better to raise two girls than two girls that men hate? You know?

I've been so excited to have a daughter the past couple of weeks. I'm just like, you know what? I'm up for the job. So this is, I'm so happy you brought this up because I've been so excited to have a daughter the past couple weeks. I'm just like, you know what, I'm up for the job. So this is, I'm so happy you brought this up because I've been so terrified because stand-up comedy is a male-dominated field. And while my career's gaining momentum,

my eggs are losing momentum. Correct. And I'm competing with these fucking men and if I have kids, I'm afraid I'm gonna fall behind them. And then I was thinking about other careers that I think women would dominate if the last hundreds of years we weren't just forced to procreate before we wanted to.

First of all, chefs. Chefs being, it's giving, it doesn't make sense that it's so male dominated when so many women are amazing at cooking. It's giving, like, it doesn't make sense that that it's so male dominated when so many women are amazing at cooking. Yeah, isn't there a whole thing that we belong in the kitchen? So then why don't you get out? Period, period. We always talk about this, the FBI.

Like, you've never called your dad when you lost something. Never once, not once. You're like, you know who will know where this is, who can find it? My dad. Never. Oh yeah, then there was the pilot stuff which I'm not gonna get into. something never once not like you know who will know where this is who can find it my dad Never oh yeah, then there was the pilot stuff which I'm not gonna get into and then I was thinking why are we being suppressed? I'm just working out thoughts with you guys. Yeah, but I wrote down I think men are worried about women being more successful in them Cuz not because they'll lose power but because then men will have to start being hot

No, I know Just think about it. Most guys are ugly and they're like, oh shit, if girls make their own money, then I have to start going to Pilates. I know so many hot girl guys that it's actually crazy. No, why are there so many men on my For You page and my Instagram stories waking up, going to the gym, posting it, posting their coffee,

and then just chilling the rest of the day, but pretending that they do stuff? It's so cringy to me. The men have tried to take our hot girl role. It's like, you don't belong in Pilates. Get out. If you're that hot, I'm fine if you're not making money. It's the guys who are not hot and not making money

that it's like, what are we bringing to the table? Don't get mad at us because we're bringing something to the table. Yeah, I am the table. I'm the table and four chairs. Take a seat, bitch. Sit down. Wait, I have to say one thing, one Daphne update.

Yes. I had to do a photo shoot at the Plaza last week and it was like, oh, my Blair Waldorf, Emily in Paris dreams come true. Daphne was requested by the brand to also be in the photo shoot. This poor kitty had a work day. Like kitty had a freaking work day.

I literally feel like she looked at me at one moment being like, put me back up for adoption because like, bitch. This is. Did she fall asleep on the job at all? She slept throughout the whole job really. But the best part was she jumped up on the bed. She looked at everyone and she peed at the plaza.

I said, you know what, Daphne, I did birth you because I peed in Positano once. Wait, I love how she has to make eye contact during the pee. She has to be so gnarly. Very performative. No, she's so freaking performative. I'm like, I can't. And then she got under the bed and was like, I'll be here until my next shot. My assistant literally was, she was under the bed of the plaza trying to get my cat. So Daphne's not allowed back in the plaza after pissing on their linen sheets?

Yeah, so we had to like cover it up and it was just like a whole thing. I can't wait to see the photos though. I can't wait to see the photos. The girl that styled the shoot, shout out, her name is Maren Taylor, she's so incredible. She found this set, this like knit, not even knit. I don't even know, like crocheted set

that was like a bustier strapless top and like matching mini skirt that had Daphne's face on it. I was like, I need to purchase this. Like, please secure this for me. It was so cute. I can't wait to see the pictures because Daphne truly is. I just hope Daphne doesn't start getting a reputation in the industry, you know?

Because you know the makeup artist talk and it's like she peed on someone during the last show. They're like, Daphne's been clawing and peeing. Someone DM'd me the other day and was like, Carl Lagerfeld's cat, Chopette, his bed was on sale at Sotheby's. She's like, do it, do it, what was it? And it was just so funny.

How much money was it? I don't know, I literally didn't look it up because I was like, if I look it up and it's gorgeous I'll have to purchase it and that's self-control and that's bound and that's self-control I was like I can't if it's $17,000 like I can't do it. I do have to say this is a random thought but about children. Um, I've Never you're both your dad and your brother's name is Gary. I've never seen a baby named Gary and your brother's name is Gary, I've never seen a baby named Gary.

So can someone explain that to me? I never meet other Garys either. The only time I hear my brother's name is in like stand up bits and it's always like fucking Gary, you know? And of course I'm always sending them to him. It's just where are all the, there's adult Garys but I've never seen a toddler Gary

where it's like hi little Gary. It's not a thing. It's like Greg. You've never seen a baby named Greg. No, no that's so true, honestly. It's funny, my brother and my dad have the same name too, Dan, but my dad was Danny and my brother was Daniel. What did you guys do, Gary Jr.?

No, Gary's not a junior. They have different middle names. Why is that such a thing for guys and not for girls? Because I, as someone who has never gone through a phase, I always say this when people DM me, I'm thinking about naming my baby Paige. I never went through a phase where I didn't like my name. Like, if that was a thing, I would so name my baby Paige. I never went through a phase where I didn't like my name. Like I, if that was a thing,

I would so name my daughter Paige. I know, cause it's like, we can't get the last name. Can we get the first name at least? Right, can we have like a say in anything over here? Are women even allowed to talk in 2025? No, it's so crazy. So we keep talking. I wore the Sorry I'm Unvoiced rest sweatshirt

and I've worn it before at the airport because it's like my favorite sweatshirt. I am getting bad luck this trip. The second I got to the airport. You lost your voice. No, a guy just is like, what does your sweatshirt say? And I'm like, oh no. And then they read it and they go,

oh, are you on voice rest? And I'm like, this conversation is like 10 minutes too long already. Like you're just like shh. And then like I got on a flight and someone stopped me. What is your sweatshirt? And because it's like a sentence, they like look at you for like,

it feels like three minutes too long. Yeah. And I was like, do I have to flip this sweatshirt inside out? Cause I'm getting like harassed. If you're looking for an internet service provider where the prices actually stay the same, then look no further than Oxio.

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crowned her best dressed celebrity of the decade. Okay and normally I defend Taylor but what I will say is Taylor Swift herself does not want that title. Taylor Swift is like I'm smart, I'm funny, I'm interesting, I've never tried to be a fashionista, why are Why are they trying to put that on her? Honey, I was shocked. I don't, that's super, what? I never heard of that. I don't know, but then like, here's the thing. I am all for her like going and supporting her boyfriend at football games and I love to see what people

wear to football games, it's so fun. But. at football games and I love to see what people wear to football games. It's so fun. You're like my dad when he sees a tall person who never played basketball and you're like, you had so much potential. That's you. I know the face. My dad makes it. You just made it. No. You have so much to work with. Here's the thing. One of my biggest pet peeves, this goes for like all walks of life, boyfriends, just like my friends, like honestly anyone on the street wasted potential. Oh I hate it. I hate it. I'm like no one

wants to work these days. No one wants to work these days. But not to defend Taylor, because I want to have my career. Um. Wait. With, I at least think she likes her outfit. Like she's wearing. And that's all that matters.

And she's surrounded by yes people clearly. Like they're like, yes, this red lipstick should never come off you forever, because you like it. And if she likes it, I'm happy. I don't like when you could tell a celeb feels uncomfortable in it and looks bad. Like that's my biggest pet peeve.

Because sometimes you guys hate on celebrities and I'm like, you know she gonna fight with her stylist and the stylist is like, I swear this is gonna work. And then she walks out and just got attacked. Here's my motto, if you like it, I love it. If you like it, I freaking love it. That's not your motto. Well, it is because I don't care.

It's not my business. It's year of it's none of my business. Unless it's taking place here and now right in front of me, none of my business. I do have to, and the thing that's annoying with Taylor is that she has the body of a model, model body, model face. Yeah, she really does. I can't pull off a model, model body, model face. I can't pull off a hat.

And it's a choice when you know all the cameras are gonna be on you to be like, I wanna wear my condom hat tonight. And it's confidence, it's strength. Here's one thing I will say that I do like about her fashion. And it is very much like with her brand, she goes through all these like different eras. I do like that like she could show up one day

in a more like a Louis Vuitton hoodie with like a matching beanie and it's that's like street wear. And then the next day she'll show up in like the girliest, cutest little dress. Like usually on TikTok, like I get so many fashion videos and I love like there's this one girl, Alison Bornstein on TikTok. She's just so, have you watched her videos? Yes, she's always wearing a blazer, right?

Yeah, she's always just very chic and she says how to find your own personal style. Yes, you describe your style in three words or something, yes. Which I love because when you don't know what to wear, you revert back to what is my personal style. Except for me and having multiple personal styles which I love because when you don't know what to wear, you revert back to what is my personal style. Except for me and having multiple personalities, one day, it's not who I am.

That's not who I am. So I like that Taylor does switch it up in what her vibe is. Because there's those girls that's like, all they wear is the row, like that's like very tailored. Give me something quirky once in a while. I do appreciate a risk. Obviously we both love a watch choker.

Do you want to explain yourself? Cause people were very worried that I was, I'd kidnapped you and I put a gun to your head and made you wear a watch choker. I was given as a gift like this Michael Kors watch choker and I was just like, wait, it kind of is so cool and for going out into my little Prada set, I was just obsessed with it.

And I felt connected to you because I hadn't seen you in like a week. Oh, no, that makes me so happy. And then Grace posted breaking news, watch chokers and now page and Hannah coded. So all the pages started freaking out. Freaking out. Freaking out. But look, we gotta keep them on their toes.

Yeah, and it's just an accessory. It's fun to like, it's fun to like not be yourself. Honestly. That's my vibe recently. Have you ever ordered clothes online that took like really long by the time that it arrives, you're like, I have no idea who that girl was. Yeah, absolutely.

You're like, what did I see? What was trending during that time? I recently regulated my nervous system, and I feel like anything I ordered before then, I was like, I don't know who she is. Wait, how do you know your nervous system's regulated? Because I don't think I've ever, it's ever, since I came out of the home,

I came out up like unregulated. I haven't woken up with anxiety in like three weeks. And I'm usually, like when we were on tour, I would wake up at like 6 a.m. from my anxiety. And I haven't done that in so long. Wait, now I'm gonna cry again because like, that's all I wanted to hear for like so long with you. No, like I've been like breathing, it's crazy.

Do you have any advice? No. Stay, find your alignment. Heave no advice. Us Weekly, I have no advice, okay? Do you know what woke me up this morning, not to brag? What? My period.

Stop. I, okay, I did eat a whole charcuterie board to myself last night, which I think is illegal. You think that the dairy brought it on? Well, I've never, I was starving after the show, so I'm like, I'll have a snack and get a charcuterie board, but like when you're alone, I'm gonna finish it. You're like, I'll house this, yeah.

Yeah, so I finish it, and then at like 8 a.m., my stomach was fucking killing me, and I'm like, I didn't take a lactate, but still, that's never happened. I eat that most nights. And then you woke up with just a crime scene? A crime scene, but also then, I am one of those girls that they say um God chose me because I only have three day periods but they're like the first two days are like

I'm out of commission. Yeah. But then that's it we're gone. Like you know when I got my period back which is it's almost been a year that I've been regular I got it back in I think which is almost, it's almost been a year that I've been regular. I got it back in I think April or May last year. My, it went down. Like I used to be a, I used to be one of those girls that was a solid seven days. And it started to like taper to like five

and now I'm like three to four and it's so nice. Also I don't want to brag about my pussy, but like some of these tampons are too big. Wait some of them are bricks like literal. Why do they even make the cardboard ones anymore? They're patriarchy. No it's like I don't need sandpaper. No when it hits a wrong angle days ruined No, I'm like, okay, I just popped it over a well like problem with the big ones even if you get them in Eventually, they'll get all wet and start trying to come out like and then start turtling and that is the most painful feeling in the world No, have you ever like had to stick it back up like with your finger and you're just like, okay

Yeah, if you're wearing gel X then it's like, okay. Yeah, and then if you're wearing gel X, then it's like, okay, well now I have a red French. Yes. Wait, speaking of vaginas, oh, we do love a segway. We love a segway. Speaking of vaginas, on Monday, I am going for my first appointment for, I was just gonna say IVF, to freeze my eggs.

Oh, wait, that's huge. Huge. What made you make that decision? Well, I wanted to do it, like I would say probably in like, last year, I was like probably in the spring, I was like, okay, 2025, I'm freezing my eggs. And I had it like on my list, cause I have January, I was like, okay, 2025, I'm freezing my eggs. And I had it on my list because I have January,

I was like, okay, tour is over. I'm just gonna chill the month of January. And I had a list of things I wanted to get done in the month of January. I'm such a list person. One of them was like, get more massages, but anyhow. So that was one of my goals. So I made my first appointment.

But the only thing is I have to pick two weeks that I'm gonna be home because I have to do the shots like same time every night they have to be I think they have to be in the refrigerator and everyone I've talked to has been like the two weeks is totally fine like the needle's not big you can do it yourself like you get used to it but then I've talked to some girls who have said, because you're pumping yourself full of hormones, so many hormones and then you're doing the egg retrieval that your body changes.

Oh, like permanently? Kind of, and that freaked me out, but it was only like two girls said that to me. It's never good to be pumping yourself with hormones, however, you're someone who has PCOS. So isn't this kind of like a great way to make, you're giving yourself a chance. God forbid you have struggles.

I've always known that I have to freeze my eggs. Really? Yeah, yeah. Because I just feel like it's such a safety, because here's the thing like When I first decided to freeze my eggs, it wasn't like oh my god my career and like I Genuinely thought like at 32 I would have a kid but it always in the back of my head I was like what if I get to like 39 40 and I'm like wait, I want one more

So that was always my thought process on freezing my eggs now Now I'm like, oh. So now it's different, I'm like, I need it as like a security I think, but it is like making me relax a little bit though, knowing like I'm doing it. No, 100%, it's like a mental health thing too. I know though, like people have said like, you don't feel like yourself during it

because you are injecting yourself with hormones. Right, so I'm like, what are the two weeks I'm doing it? I think I'm gonna do it after our last Giggly Squad tour and maybe do it the beginning of March, do the shots and the retrieval. Or do it during and like, fuck it fam, let it rip. Well, I can't take a beta blocker, I feel like end hormones.

True, too much. And here's the other thing when you're freezing your eggs you can't do anything. Yeah. Like it's almost like you're pregnant. Well you're gonna love that. You're gonna love being like oh no I can't. I can't go that's crazy but here's the one thing I haven't been smoking any weed because I'm like I can't just go cold turkey. So I've been like not smoking weed. I've literally never loved life more. I realized that I smoked a lot of weed

because I disassociated. I'm a disassociation queen. Do you feel like you're remembering things better now? Yeah, no, I literally am like, wait a minute, that was fucked up. My favorite is when we would gossip and you'd be like, oh my God, I heard the craziest thing and you tell me and I'd be like, I told you that.

That's when you know you're spending too much time with someone. Wait, talk about dressing as a different person. Sometimes I'd get so high and like place a clothing order and it would come like in the next two days and I'd be like, what freak of nature saw this outfit and said, perfect, put it in the cart. So I had to stop, I had to literally stop.

I feel like sometimes we'll be like, let's wait to talk about it on Giggly. And sometimes I feel like I ask you questions because I wanna know your honest answer in front of the gigglers. Yeah, oh, I love that. I have this new hobby where when I look for clothes, it stresses me out, but if I see something

I think Paige is gonna like, I send it to her. So I like to feel like I'm shopping for someone who has long legs. Yeah. What are your reactions, honestly, when I just, I'm sending you stuff I want you to buy? I'd say four out of nine times. I'm like, that's cute.

I do send you a lot of vintage risks that I don't think you'd consider, but I'm just trying to broaden your horizon. But I feel like I could style you. I feel like you definitely could. It's funny you say that because recently I've been looking at clothes and I've been saying like oh that would look cool on Hannah I truly do feel like you are a

Miu Miu girl. Yeah I'm gonna cry. No because Miu Miu is having like you know like have the Carhartt like zip ups. Do you not have one of those? I don't think I think it's cuz I'm waiting I don't need it for the winter And I'm not a farmer And I don't have a farmer's all I don't have I need a milk. It's funny cuz in the Midwest That's just like everyone has a does just a jacket like every dad has it I'm this spring. I need you in like a barrel jean and a mew mew like car heart like zip up With like your stoner Miu Miu top. I just feel like that is so you.

I finally bought expensive jeans. And they're not like crazy expensive, but like I was like, I realized some jeans look bad on me cause they're literally $45. I bought a gold barrel jeans. Okay. And they're fucking great. I highly recommend.

They were like 200 something-ish. Do you wanna know where my dad gets his jeans? Carhartt? Sam's Club. Sam's Club. He loves it. He's obsessed with it. He'll come home and be like,

guess how much these jeans were? And I'm like, I don't know, like $50. He goes, seven, $7. My mom is recently obsessed with, not recently. I feel like every family, but we have to do a shout out to them, Costco. Okay, we don't have a Costco up in Albany, so we were a Sam's Club family.

Okay, so that's our, Sam's Club was our Costco. Sierra posts, hey I wanna get something from Costco, does anyone have a card? I don't know if this is illegal, but I was like, girl I got you. Yeah. And then my nana has had to get ear, what is it called? For her to hear better?

Hearing aids. You can get those at Costco? You can get them at Costco, Shadow Costco, they were amazing. They got her like really great ones. She walked around the store and. I think your nana asked my dad if he wanted to try it at Radio City.

Well, yeah, my Nana was like, if you do it, I'll do it. And apparently the like... She was like, try my hearing aid. He was like, I can't. Apparently like 10 years ago, it was really clunky and big and the technology has gotten really good. And Nana, you guys, Nana's gonna get hearing aids finally. And it was actually, she writes a lot on Instagram

and she told me she likes to write a lot because she has trouble hearing and she feels connected with her community on Instagram because she could hear everyone. No, I'm crying, I'm on my period. No, I've been so, Hannah, I've been so girly recently and having true girl emotions. Are you in your feminine energy?

No, I've been so feminine recently. I've been turning my brain off. I've just been being feminine. I've been saying sorry for no reason. Babies have just been actively coming up to me. There was a baby in the elevator the other day and waved at me and I was like, I literally looked and turned.

I was like, am I giving such good aura right now? Is my aura on ten? You're just a completely different person. I'm in my feminine era it's just like oh it's so nice. You've always been girly but like but not soft. I've never been soft. Thank you. Wait, can I just say something about Costco? Why is Costco's Sam's Club, or in like BJ's, like the whole membership thing so cunty. Like they're the original members clubs of New York City. Yeah, like have you ever gotten a table at Costco?

My grandma used to take me to BJ's every Saturday and be like, we're gonna shop and then we're gonna have a pizza at BJ's. And I'd be like, grandma, I fucking love today. As you guys know, I'm a grandma, so I don't know what's going on in the city, but I've seen all these TikToks of girls just being like, if you're gonna go out and you don't wanna be at the club,

like you have to go to a member's club where they have a dinner. What's your opinion of all these member clubs popping up? Is it worth it? Are all of them equal? Is it the vibe? As someone who has a pulse on the scene in New York City of cool people, what's your take?

There's a couple members clubs that I frequent. I only belong to one of them because it's like, what am I? Like in Little League, how many things can I belong to one of them because it's like, what am I, like in Little League, how many things can I belong to? And it's like you pay, it's like a country club. It's like a country country club. It gives me anxiety too to know that I'm like, have too many subscriptions going on

that I'm not gonna use. Same. It's like a country club without a tennis court and it's just like, what is the point here? So if you know someone they could take you? Yeah, you can bring up to like a certain amount of guests. So like if all your friends like are, if one is a member at one place, like whatever.

I will say in terms of like being in my 30s and going out, I'm not trying to like go to the club club. I do like a place that you go for dinner, you stay till one a.m. and then you're fucking out. You're out of there. So I like it in my older age, but again, you have to have a job because you are paying this membership fee,

which is kind of annoying, but also it's very convenient to be in your 30s and be like, yeah, I'm not going to a club now. But you're also paying for the dinner on top of it. It's not like you get free dinner. You're paying for the dinner on top of it. Do people talk to each other? Are you making friends?

So certain members clubs, there's no approach rule. Oh! Yeah. You can't approach people? What if someone dropped something? You can't be like... No, it's like, okay, if I'm sitting at dinner and Paris Hilton is sitting next to me, it would be D-class A for me to lean over

and say, such a huge fan. You can't do it at these clubs. But I think they're cool. Here's the other thing, in London, I feel like that's all their going out scene is. Oh yeah, they love houses. Yeah, so I feel like New York City is trying to jump on that bandwagon so I feel like New York City is trying

to like jump on that band wagon. I think like each members club too also has like a different vibe. So just long story short just make friends with someone who's a member. Yeah. Okay like it's like the friend with the boat. Correct. Just figure out. I think pick one girl from each, like in your friend group to join a different one. And you're like, you're literally covered. Strategic, just make an Excel doc. The reason that I joined one of them is because again,

I don't like anyone being in charge of me. So like, I didn't like that it was like, I have to wait for someone to be like, you wanna come blah, blah, blah. Like I hate that shit. I hate owing anyone. And so. You don't wanna feel indebted to someone.

I'll go when I wanna go and bring who I wanna bring. Yep. So like I like that, I like being in charge of that. Yeah. Okay, I feel like I understand it more. Paradise is an all new series set in a serene community inhabited by some of the world's most prominent individuals.

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I just think, here's why I think I'm so excited. I think one, Nikki Glaser put me in a good mood because it's like, oh. You're like, I have a good taste in my mouth coming into the- I'm like, oh, people are looking at girls and being like, hey, you can be funny. And also I think that at the Golden Globes, there were so many dresses that I liked and that I feel like that never really happens.

Like I hate when I watch an award show and I'm just like, oh, I wanted like more. I set myself up and my expectations were too high. The Golden Globes, I felt like there's so many dresses that just looked so good. So I'm really excited for the Oscars and also Maybe I know most I know more movies this year Maybe than I ever have before can't wait to see if Ariana Grande wins. Can't wait to see what she wears I do have to say I really rooting for wicked like I watched it, I enjoyed it so, so, so much. Do you know what?

I hate when, because they do well in the block's office and makes it less artsy for some reason when it's like no, this movie was art. Can I tell you why I'm really rooting for Wicked even though I didn't watch it? And you didn't, yeah, you didn't support it. I didn't support it. You publicly were like this is not something I stand for

You denounced it Here's why I'm rooting for it to win much like comedy and stand-up. I feel like they have not recognized it. I Feel the same way with musical theater like yes,, obviously like Broadway has the Tonys and whatever and they have their own award show. I just feel like people look down on like a comedy movie, won't put it in its own section, won't give stand up its own section. These people not only,

and comedians are doing all of the things, like they're acting. They're storytelling. No, truly. I feel the same way with musicals. Like, okay, they're acting, but they're also belting out a fucking song at the same time.

How are they doing that? Cynthia Ariba was being thrown across a room while hitting a note, while keeping her face looking decent. I can't even do that while jogging. Yeah, give her a freaking statue to put on her mantle. And she deserves it. But there is drama going around with AI.

Have you heard about that? No. The Brutalist with Adrian Brody, which is supposed to be incredible, they found out they used AI to make his accent, his Hungarian accent better. No way. And then apparently in Amelia Perez.

Wait, I have to watch that. I have to watch that. I've heard people obsessed with it and people like so mad about the amount of nominations. That's what Zoe Saldana. Yes. So they're saying that one of the actresses to hit, the one who got nominated for everything, to hit some of the high notes they used AI and they were like, how could she win over Cynthia when Cynthia hit the notes while flying? So there's drama, but it hasn't been confirmed, so I don't wanna spread, I think it was confirmed. Also, I'm back on my challenger's bullshit. Please elaborate.

Look, I saw I was nominated in the Golden Globes and I did not say anything negative. I said yeah I support women in the arts like it's it was for the like music in the background. I'm like maybe you protected your own piece you protected your own piece. I said it's none of my business. It's none of my business. It doesn't involve me it's none of my business. Maybe it was not when I was on the airplane watching the music didn't hit how it did in the theater did it make any fucking sense no but it's not for me it's not my business. Yeah. But then it didn't hit how it did in the theater, didn't make any fucking sense, no, but it's not my business. Yeah. But then, it didn't get nominated for an Oscar,

and then Andy Murray, who's one of the best tennis players who ever lived, a clip popped up, because my algorithm knows me, where he was like, as a tennis player, this movie was almost disrespectful, bonkers. This made no sense to me. I don't know what it was. And he goes, maybe it's like artsy and that's good,

but like as a professional tennis player, this missed the mark. And I love an artsy thing that misses the mark, but not when also the character, I'm still, yeah, I'm back on my bullshit. When the characters have, like, if you know what, it actually is my business. It is my business. It's my business.

There's no character development. You're not rooting for any of them. No, I didn't know what happened the whole time. If I wanna watch house music, I'll watch house music. I don't wanna watch bad acting with bad storyline over it. And yes, am I never gonna get hired in a role with Lucas Gualdano? No. It's fine.

And you know what? I can't even get a little role, so I'm fine with that. You can't get a call back. I'm back on my bullshit, but challengers did not get nominated, and I said it might be my fault, because I spoke out. I have such a superficial take on it.

I love a sex scene. As someone who in COVID, as someone who in COVID, as someone who in COVID watched 365 days every single night, okay? And literally it was the cause of my breakup, I would say. I love a sex scene, okay? I get into it, I wanna see it, I'm all about it. If there's not one person, one man in the threesome

that I wanna have sex with, then what are we all doing here? Also, the whole movie's baiting. It's gay baiting, it's threesome baiting, it's players can play tennis baiting. No one actually did what they advertised the movie was gonna do. And for that reason, I'm out.

The only reason I continue to watch it is because I like seeing Zendaya on my screen. I like her jawline. I like her eyes. I like her outfits. I enjoy, she's one of those people that I don't care what she's doing on a screen. I like seeing her and watching her.

She's my Molly Mae. But also what I would say is she can do so many things. Why pick the one thing that she can't do? I want her to literally just become, I want her to lean more into being a pop star. Yeah, like I wanna see her dance, I wanna see her sing, I wanna see her. If she had a concert, I would go to it.

Is there a new Molly May episode out? I don't know. I think there might. Do you know what I'm watching? Tell me. Severance. Hannah, you started from season one? I, okay, so I watched season one a while ago.

Yeah, same. It comes out and we start playing the next season and immediately I'm like, Dez pause. I go, I have no fucking clue what's going on. Let's go back. He looks at me, he goes, you don't remember? And I'm like, no, I don't. Not for a second.

No, like I don't even know. I'm not a wizard. I don't even know what the plot is. Like I've no clue. Same, that's how I felt. I literally was like, did I watch this show? But it would make me feel crazy. But Dez is like weirdly smart with that stuff.

So then he has a memory. He retains information. Yep, got it. This is what happens when you're on your phone the whole time while watching. I'm like. No, I was like, this is what happens when you're on your phone the whole time while watching. I'm like. No, I was like damn, I'm like I was high watching this because I don't remember a goddamn thing.

I love things that are like a different, kind of otherworldly, make you think complicated, but for anyone. It's so different, we've never seen a show like this. We've never seen a show like this. And it's so crazy that nothing could happen and you still have so many conspiracies about what's gonna happen.

It's not one of those movies where they just show you it. We're learning every episode more about this world that we're so confused about. I love that they keep it secretive. But anyway, do not feel ashamed. Rewatch season one of Severance. So you get back in the groove. I haven't watched episode two yet,

but Dez says it's like amazing. And Ben Stiller directed it, I didn't know that. Okay, I was just gonna say, I saw a clip or something Ben Stiller was doing an interview with Patricia Arquette who plays like one of the main roles in season one. And she said that like he's such a talented such a talented director that he actually wouldn't tell the actors what was going on either because he wanted them to give off this like confused

I don't know because he wanted the audience to be like what the fuck is going on and they the acting in it I love when I become a critic. It's giving reality TV. No I freaking love when I'm just like, oh this acting, you know, like I don't fucking know. But they are so good in their roles and like it just really is such a good show. I love a show that is, you're like, I've never seen this plot before.

I don't know what's gonna happen because it's so quirky and weird, but it season one is so good. And I do have to say with the casting, what's his name? Adam Scott, who I knew from Step Brothers as the asshole brother. He was so amazing in that.

He's so good. He's so, I didn't realize how, he can really play anything, I feel like. And he's a genius. Apparently Ben Stiller was like, this is what I wanna do, Apple TV, we have to hire this guy, Mark Scott, who apparently, is it Mark, Adam Scott?

And they were like, what's he up to right now? And he wasn't really up to anything, and they were like, can we get someone bigger? And Ben Stiller was like, no, I want him. And they were like, well, he has to audition. And Ben Stiller was like, no, I want him. And they were like, well, he has to audition. And Ben Stiller called him and was like, hey, I'm so embarrassed, but you have to audition for this.

He came in. Isn't that a crazy thing as an actor? Then it's insulting to audition. I keep asking actors I know, and I don't know a lot, but everyone I've asked for advice about auditioning, they were like, I haven't auditioned in four years. And you're like, what? Yeah, that's like, I would have just assumed

like you auditioned for every role. I guess a lot of the time, like they'll write something around you or they'll be like, oh, this is so, this is so, I can't think of one actress. This is so, you know. But like it makes sense. Yeah. It makes sense.

Cause it's like, okay, we'll watch my movie. Yeah. Like, you know, I can do it. Yeah, like actually because it's like, okay, we'll watch my movie. Like, you know I can do it. Yeah, like actually Denzel just said a thing. He was like, I haven't auditioned in 40 years or something. What's your take on this, which I saw on TikTok. They said, someone goes, I'm sick of in all these, what are those things you like to watch that are like different time periods, period pieces?

Period pieces. People with Botox and fillers. Can't be in a period piece if you have Botox and fillers. If you have Botox and fillers that's in your face, I don't wanna see you in Oppenheimer, I don't wanna see you in Gladiator, I don't wanna see you on Bridgerton. Get out of Gilded Age if you have your lips done. It's not for me, honey.

No, I stand by it, I stand by it. It's true, like no matter the makeup, the hair, the anything, the filler just like comes out. It's like you're from 2025, get out of here. That's why Nicole Kidman just plays like stuck up business women who are getting paid really well and her filler looks fucking amazing for the role.

Wait, when is that gonna be streaming? I wanna see Baby Girl. Baby Girl, I think you can pay for it on like Amazon Prime or something. I need to watch Baby Girl. I Girl, I think you can pay for it on like Amazon Prime or something. I need to watch Baby Girl. I watched Anora, which I liked. Millie Perez and Baby Girl are on. You guys, we have so much homework.

We have so much homework. A real list. We have so much homework. No, truly. Side note, when I saw Lady Gaga in A Star Is Born, the filler distracted me because I wanted more expressions. I was truly like the only person

that didn't like that movie. I don't like the singing and also, I don't like the singing. Even though it was like a very crucial part and also the ending, everyone was like so shocked. I was like, really? Like, duh. Maybe like I sat in the theater

and everyone was like, oh my God. I was like, guys, this is a remake and also like, yeah, this man was depressed was depressed like what the fuck are you talking about? Wait, I feel like I told this story before but a while ago. I need to tell it One of my ex-boyfriends he took me to a play a Broadway play and The whole time he was like, I know what's gonna happen. I know what's gonna happen and I was just enjoying the play I'm like, okay, like he's he was like the play. I'm like, okay, like he's, he was like smart. So I'm like, okay, maybe he knows something I don't know.

And then during halftime, halftime. Halftime. This is a sports podcast and don't you forget it. During halftime, he looks at me. I'm like, okay, what, what is so obvious it's gonna happen? And he goes, he's gonna kill himself. And I was like, I thought this was a comedy.

Like I was enjoying it. So the whole time I'm like. Tell me that he doesn't. The guy never killed himself. So the whole time I'm watching this play of this guy being so sad, like, oh my God, he's gonna die. This is the last scene of him. He's gonna, never killed himself.

I look over at him after I'm like, you sick, depressing fuck. You're like, hey, can I talk to you for a second? I think you need therapy. That was dark The guy that goes on to get married have like a happy life in the play and I'm like, I think you need to talk to someone This is crazy I do feel like that's a psychological test to watch half a movie and ask everyone how they think it's gonna end and you'll learn A lot about a person.

Yeah, like I love those. Do you ever see those things on TikTok? They're like Japanese, like close your eyes and like think of this and like we'll say this and then think of that and it's like this is what tells you about your personality, I love those. Okay, so I recently got on psychic TikTok where they're like a woman who's holding something

and she's like, tell me what color and shape I'm holding and use your intuition and I got it right twice so if anyone needs our futures read my DMs are open. I do have a direct descendant from Salem like for sure. Oh god um you guys thank you so much for giggling with us. No, I just had the best hour ever. I needed a giggle. That was so much fun, so needed. That was so fun. If anything is annoying you guys this week,

just remember it's none of your business, and we love you. No, it's none of your business, and figure out regulating your nervous system. Just like, it's so nice. You don't even know how to spell regulating of course not that'd be crazy I can't wait to see what snacks we bring to the studio to record our book oh my god we're gonna

have to have a party I love it wait this is we're gonna be in like a booth you know like we're biggie Smalls they said it's gonna take eight hours. Yeah. That's, you've got me for four and then I'm out. Yeah, at least we could split it. Yeah, split it up, what do we? Yeah. We love you guys so much. Thanks for giggling. We love you.

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