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Episode Date: February 11, 2025

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for a free 30 day just got away from me. What's up my game day gigglers, okay? Yes, honey. We had a correspondent on the ground floor. This is a sports podcast. We used our own business credit card. We put it on the business. We sent Paige to the Superbowl.

Paige, what did you see on the game day? This is my sportscaster voice. What did you see? Thank you so much for putting me on the ground, in the field working. The gigglers need to know what was the vibes, what was your opinions? You know what, it's so funny because the whole game,

people were like so hyped about it and all this stuff and like I Couldn't really focus till after halftime because that's when I got my tick-tock, you know, and I was like and once I got my tick-tock I was like, okay and what's going on again? What are we doing here? It was perfect It was perfectly executed. I thought it was like equal parts funny equal parts like she's here Here we go. I do think you're kind of, like, look, I'm the fat ass community and you're kind of taking advantage of that for your own sense of humor.

I don't wanna say that you're. Coming for your brand, but also. She literally goes, clap if you were fat ass, and everyone started clapping and I was like, that would be hilarious if. If I did it. No, no, no, not if I did it. No, I'm like, she has been doing Pilates.

Maybe there's a fat ass that I haven't seen. No, I'm just kidding. You have the perfect little booty, the perfect little booty. Wait, it's so funny because I actually like met a real sports reporter, this woman Diana Rossini, I think she's on a lot of Italians are good at like Tina. So ratio It's cuz we can talk honey

They can talk put me on the field. I'll talk to some motherfuckers and I literally was chatting with her and I was like quick question When did you like learn about sports what did she say she was just like oh like why I went to college for broadcast journalism and then like I just like went into sports and she was like you don't really have to know like every single thing and I was just like oh okay as someone who wanted to be a sports broadcaster before my dreams died right I I know that there there's different types of commentators. There's the one who's just vibes. Like it's like, welcome back!

And you're supposed to look happy, excited. And then there's the color commentator who tends to be a former athlete or someone who knows a lot. So your job is to ask them what people might be wondering. So why do you think the quarterback made that decision? I'm obsessed with it. Also, Erin Andrews, I just have to shout out Erin. Do you know Erin Andrews?

I mean, I don't know her personally, but yes. She's iconic and has been that girl. Yeah, for years. She's 46. Wait, I'm obsessed. She's gorgeous. She's just running shit. She's the one milled the field at the end of the game.

That was like, what's up? She's the one that like asks them what they're going to do. And then they say they're going to Disney World. Maybe. She does that every year. Yeah. Disney World with the marketing. Like what a smart.

Walt Disney actually froze that in his contract early on. It's been a long time. Let's talk about what you wanna talk about, which is? Okay, I'm just gonna put it out there. I do think for the Super Bowl specifically, and also actually maybe even not just the Super Bowl, there needs to be some type of fashion correspondent for what the men are, boys, I was correct the first time,

what the boys are wearing because what's going on? No, wait, some of them, some of them though ate it up. Ate it up, ate it up with the spoon. I don't want to shock anyone, but Deandre on the Chiefs walked in with a full mink coat in 80 degree weather and I was like, four plus four honey. They were there for the looks, Deandre Hopkins, I follow that man.

No, some of them were wearing Louis Vuitton. Yeah. They come in with their bags. I'm like, what'd you put in your mers? Because it's funny because I saw there's all the correspondents. They put the men, the big men in their suits, all, I mean, it's the gayest shit I've ever seen.

But anyway, it was a drag show. It was a drag show. Like when they were coming out with all the sparklers and the, it was a drag show. It was a drag show. Like when they were coming out with like all the sparklers and the, it was just, okay, let's just call it what it is. And then Tom Brady had like full contour and everyone was like, this is drag. He was also wearing like a million dollar watch or some bullshit and it was like-

Tom Brady's face card never declines, has never declined in the history. He was stunning. Yeah. But I do have to say it needed a girl somewhere in there to talk about the outfits because also like when girls show up in outfits at these award shows we get questions asked. How long did it take you? What did you eat today? Yeah, what's the story? How'd you match that? What style is? These guys walk in, no accountability for their outfit. Well, that's what it is.

It's zero accountability, and that's why they think they can get away with it. And then we have the trickle-down effect. So soon we're gonna be seeing Chad in a full 70s outfit out in the barn. We don't need it. I don't need it. One thing I do hope trickles down,

the bell-bottom jeans. The boot-cut bell-bottom Kendrick Lamar jeans. I wanna see men in middle America wearing that with a straight face. There's nothing I love more than a short king being the villain. You know, it's just like. Well, when it comes to men, they usually are.

Yeah, that's true. No, that's true. No, but he's adorable. He's adorable. We'll put him in our pocket. So well executed. I thought it was a great halftime show. SZA is just like, ugh.

Angelic. Wait, can we discuss Travis Kelsea's outfit? I just, I just. People were doing before and afters of Before He Met Taylor and After. I personally, I Think it's red flaggy Like whenever we all know from our end whenever you look at a phase where you completely change yourself for a man

You were like, oh, I was going through something. Yeah granted Maybe this is who he's always been but he changed himself the last 20 years to pretend he was a white rapper Right, right. He had a very different swag. There was actually a funny video saying how like every now and then he tries to dress kind of like swaggy and it's like him revolting against Taylor, but I do have to say the funniest video of the whole night was he was just wearing his top after the Super Bowl leaving,

and people were like, that was a Super Bowl party winning outfit, like his sparkly shirt, and it was giving Walk of Shame after a bad hookup. I would say after Halloween specifically. Like there's nothing worse than the Walk of Shame after Halloween, because you're like,

okay, well I'm not a fucking nurse anymore. Like I- There's no way this outfit could fit. No, and his was like 70s disco. Also, I don't love a burnt orange. It was giving porn. I do have to say though. Yes, it was giving porn.

People didn't want to say, they didn't want to say the P word. They didn't want to say it because it was a family show. Yeah. And there was a mustache involved. But I do like that he, look, I like Travis. I don't want to like Travis, but I do. No, I like Travis.

I like him. I like that he commits to the bit. I liked how sad he looked on the field. That kind of turned me on in a weird way. Just like him being defeated and empty and sad. I was like. I love all the TikToks of like all the boys like really watching the game.

And it being like the Barbie song, like, what was I made for? Cause like this is their girlhood, you know, this is their day. And I love to see it. Yeah, I saw a lot of the like guys being emotional where it showed them like freaking out. But it's like, like look they're just passionate

They're being passionate just like we are yeah. No, it's there's something about this Super Bowl that like it's so cute I'm like you guys you work so hard and like now is your moment I loved when the Eagles were winning so so badly that they put in their second string and it's like yes Now they all got to play. Like, you know, I love that. No, everyone's like dreams are coming true. Like it's very, very cute. I will say this, Mads Mitch on who we love on TikTok.

Hysterical. Hysterical. She's like a little genius. Like she speaks so fast and so funny. I have to like slow it down to keep up with her. I must have she needs to have a she needs to have a podcast um does she not should we put her on our non-existent network she would be my first hire for sure okay you're hired hired she's like I don't want to be associated with you guys I literally would never work for you guys

that's an HR violation. And we get it. No, we do. But she did a whole video where she was just like, there's something about, I love that the team that, where the kicker was like, hey, your wife should be in the house, like lost. And the quarterback for the Eagles

has an all-female-like team. Like his agent is like a 35 year old woman who just fucking crushes. And there was something just about it that I just love it. And there was an interview with Jalen and he said, they were like, oh, you have an all female team or something and he kind of was confused by the question. He was like, well, I looked for who could get the job done

and then it was them and he was just like, yeah. And I was just like, oh, I just like, I looked for like, who could get the job done and then like, it was them. And he was just like, yeah. And I was just like, oh, I love it. He's been nailing it. And he's also like, cause ever known then, when I start liking a guy, like an answer, I go, do I like him or is he just good looking? So I stopped, I stepped back and I said,

no, I actually did like his answer, but I had to test myself. You did the inner work and you thought, no, I will support a man in this situation. Someone did say because the kicker Harrison Butler, who I accidentally picked for my fantasy football team because it was automatic and I didn't know, and I hope it don't get canceled because of that.

And I didn't even have to say it out loud now, but I did. He, because I want to be transparent. He said like women shouldn't work and they should have babies and then his team, I don't think he kicked, maybe he kicked one or two field goals cause his team barely scored touchdowns. They were like, oh maybe you shouldn't work. Yeah maybe, maybe you should have stayed home

and let her go back to her job. No you guys, this wasn't even the beginning of the, okay this was the beginning of the pod, but like when I tell you our notes are out of fucking control We had too much stuff going on this week. Um, where do you even want to begin? Wait, I want to begin at I went to the Christian Siriano show. I Sat next to Julianne Huff, which I just like I never know What to say to like a really famous people because they're either really cool or they have no idea who you are.

No, she was so cool. But I was like, I'm not gonna sit next to her and not say anything. I just like awkwardly touched her arm. And she turned to me and I was like, sorry, that might've been invasive. I just wanted to say like, I'm a huge fan and like, whatever.

And she was like, oh my God, thank you so much. And then like three seconds later, she looked at me and she said, your hair is perfect. And I oh my God, thank you so much. And then like three seconds later, she looked at me and she said, your hair is perfect. And I was just like, thank you so much. Wait, I love that interaction because you can do that to someone. Like you can take your little dainty long, thin finger and daintily put it.

See if I touch someone, they'd be like, get your hoof off of me. Get your dirty hoof. It was the lightest touch ever. I was just like, you see me mail? No, I know how you do it. I could never, I could never, they'd be like, you just punched me in the arm.

Ow. Also, no one's ever turned to me and been like, your hair is purple. Wait, so we're going to the Michael Kors show tomorrow? And everyone's nervous, and by everyone I mean me, we have to see if Michael notices me this time around. He remembers you. Wait, I have another funny story from Christian Siriano.

First of all, I met him for the first time the day before the show because he let me, he said that he would dress me for the show. So I like went to the showroom, pick something out. And here's the thing about me, if you're working with me or I like am working with you for something, I'm decisive. Like you're not gonna spend a lot of time with me.

You have shit to do, I have shit to do. I walked into the showroom, he showed me one dress. I said, I really don't even need to try it on. I know that's the dress. You have things to do, I'm gonna get out of your hair. hair he was amazing but I sat next on the other side of me was her name is Bronwyn from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City which I haven't watched this season but I know that people keep tagging us in things together because we like she has a bob and like if you have a bob you're it's just like you're that girl. So whatever, so we like start chatting

and so we go and she's lovely and we go backstage after the show and she's standing next to me and I see this woman standing in front of us and I go, oh my God, that's Natasha Benningfield. And like everything in my millennial body was just like, oh my God, that's crazy. And Natasha like turns and then of

course I'm like Natasha I like you're the best like please get away from me and I'm like oh my god I'm such a fan like oh my god thank you and then all of a sudden Bronwyn turns to her and goes hi I don't know if you remember me, but you performed at my wedding? I was just like, wait, what the fuck? That's some rich people shit. Yeah, that's some rich people shit. I was like, are you fucking kidding me right now? Also, I love that she assumed she forgot her.

She's like, I know you do a lot of weddings. You're on the wedding circuit. I'm like, she's not out here doing bat mitzvahs. Wait, Natasha is out here right now because when I went to the Amy Schumer kind of pregnant premiere, Natasha just walked by us. Which we need to talk about. Which we need to talk about.

Side note, the name Bronwen. Yeah. I've never heard this, as a dumb New Yorker, I've never heard of such a name until it was Real Housewives of OC. Wasn't there Bronwen, Burke? No. Yeah, there was a Bronwen.

Bronwen. Oh yeah. I thought, is this a common name? I don't know. In the West Coast? I don't know. I've never, I've. I've never.

Why are we European when it comes to anywhere other than the state of New York? How do you say Browee? Wait, I was with a bunch of New Yorkers in New Orleans and no one could say beignet. I was like, guys, we gotta get it together. Okay, they already know where tourists were in all black. Where's the Beignet?

Give me the Beign. The big net. No, I can't pronounce anything. They can't even pronounce, it's supposed to be like, New Orleans, it's not New Orleans. It's not, yeah, New Orleans. But New Yorkers say New Orleans. It was so fucking hot there. I bet, well, also, that's nice.

Like, imagine if it was freezing and then all the football players, their little fingers would be cold. But the game was in a dome. Why is the word dome sexual? Very sexual. Very sexual. I don't like it.

It was basically the sphere in Las Vegas, which we're gonna perform soon. No, I'm just kidding. That seems like you have to be high. I literally get nauseous, I think. You have to be high. Yeah, talk aboutous I think. You have to be high. Yeah, talk about the beta, they would have to put beta blockers up your asshole.

Yeah, no, I'd need it in an IV. So I get a message of an invite to The Kind of Pregnant premiere, which I was very excited about because Dez goes way back with Ursula Carlson who's hysterical in it. She's a South African comedian who's like huge. And-

Wait, who did she play? She plays the Dean, not the Dean, the one who was vaping the whole time. Yes, yes. I mean, she's seen Steeler, incredible. She's so funny. So I ask Hailey, not Hailey Bieber, my other best friend Hailey, to come to the premiere

and we sit down, Jerry Seinfeld's behind us. And of course, I'm in the corner and Hailey's like closest so I'm like, Hailey, I'm gonna need you to shut the fuck up right now, and I need you to listen to everything that this man says. And Hailey loves to chat. Hailey loves to talk. She quickly forgot I told her that she was on observing duty.

And then she's like, do you just wanna switch seats with me? And I'm like, no, that's way too obvious. So as we're having this discussion, Chris Rock sits, well, first of all, okay, a woman sits down next to Hailey and she's talking talking and she keeps talking about her husband Paul and she's talking to Jerry Seinfeld so we're like okay who's Paul? So we're doing our girl math or researching,

Paul McCartney. Okay. Paul McCartney. So then we're just, we don't know what to do and I'm like Hailey don't, whatever you think you're gonna do, don't do it. Don't do it. Hailey, don't, whatever you think you're gonna do, don't do it, don't do it. Hailey just immediately starts singing.

No, like she's also like either, I feel like she either says something and people are like, she's the cutest ever or she'll like trip and fall on her face and everyone will be like, is she okay? She's just always gonna have something, it's never boring with Hailey. So I'm immediately like, okay, brace yourself.

Then Damon Waynes Jr., who's in the movie, sits in front of us. Then she starts freaking out, because apparently she's the biggest New Girl fan ever. So I'm like, okay, you didn't. New Girl is the best show ever. It's the best show ever. But she's not reacting to,

did I tell you Chris Rock sits next to us too? So we're in a hot zone, right? And I'm just like, Hailey, just listen to what they say. I wanna hear everything. And she's yapping about, who knows what she was yapping about. Then Adam Sandler walks in. It was a crazy energy.

And I never go to the after party at these things because bitch is tired. After a whole movie, like you're ready to go to bed. I go, we have to go to this after party. I have to support Ursula. So we walk in. Also, I've never met Amy before. And like as a comedian, you know, she is one of the girls

that you put on. She sets the scene for us. She sets the scene and Trainwreck probably made me wanna be a comedian in like the most, not to be corny, but I think it did. No, that's girlhood. That's girlhood. So I'm avoiding her, right, as you should. But like literally going out of my way to avoid her.

It's out of respect. Out of respect, I'm like, I don't want to ruin Amy Schumer's night. So this is her night that I don't want to be a ruiner. So we strike up a, Haley strikes up a conversation with Damon Waynes, obviously. Classic. So we're talking to him, he's giving me some advice.

I make eye contact with Amy across the room, she points at me, and I'm like, what's happening, what's happening, we're doing physical comedy. You like turn around. No, I did like a joke, like me? I'm like, doing things I've never done, you know? You're like, I'm a physical comedian now now I'm just like doing this yeah literally so then she starts coming towards me and I'm like oh my god she's coming to say

hi to me she's coming to say hi to me this is crazy and then as she's about to say hi to me this little girl this little bitchy girl who she must have been eight or nine I think she was in the movie goes Amy and Amy turns and starts talking to this girl And this is why we haven't had kids She never this girl never even saw a train wreck like that my dreams came true because the train wreck I literally Manifested to try to be a comedian and this little girl who doesn't pay taxes jumps in front of me, and I'm standing there just like Okay, and I'm standing there just like, okay,

and I'm looking at the girl like, are you fucking kidding me, you little bitch? And the girl's- She can't even work a full 12 hours because it's illegal. No, she thinks her mom's name is Mom. So I awkwardly wait for that, because obviously I'm not gonna to shove a little girl but I

was thinking about it. I thought about it. Then I was like don't ruin Amy's big day. So then Amy turns to me and she says something, I don't know, and then I was like you're the goat, that was incredible. And then I get interrupted again by Adam Sandler. I thought you were going gonna say Haley. Haley surprisingly was actually so good. But Adam Sandler comes up, but you know when you're,

you shouldn't be in a conversation but you can't get out? Like, because of where we were standing, I was way too in where if I tried to leave it, it would have been awkward, but I'm holding, and I don't, I've said three words to Amy, and I'm in the middle. You have to like, awkwardly smile, like, and laugh, but you're like, I can't,

I'm not adding to this conversation, but I don't wanna take away. You cannot add, but you, yeah, you don't wanna make it awkward. So I'm standing there in between the two, and he's just like, I think he must have assumed I've like, known Amy for a while, cause he was very comfortable with me being in that chat, and I was just like I think he must have assumed I've like no name me for a while because he was very comfortable with me being in that chat and I was uncomfortable I didn't consent to that

and he's looking at her and he's he produced the movie so he's telling her like his honest advice and like complimenting her about how well the movie like did in the crowd and I'm kind of smiling and he looks over at me and he goes yeah I heard you laughing. And I was like, OK. OK, let women take up space. You know, my brand of laughter like giggling. It's giggling. If you're a giggler, just say it. So then somehow I get out of it.

But then, you know, when your heart rate's so high, you're like, yeah. Then I run into some gigglers, obviously, like whoever the prettiest girls are in the room, they're like, don't they? Doesn't it into some gigglers obviously like whoever the prettiest girls are in the room They're like don't they come doesn't it calm you down when you're in a situation like that where you're like, oh There's gigglers here like I am safe with them. No, they went up to me They're like Hannah were so excited to meet you and I go guys I'm not okay, and they were like what happened. I'm like, hey, we should just talk to me and then we're like crying We're holding each other and then like these teachers,

one woman was a teacher, someone else, she played tennis, they start talking to me and she's like, by the way, we're Amy Schumer's childhood friends. So I'm freaking out. But again, I feel like avoiding Amy is just like the best thing you could do in these situations. Like she raised her hand high to me, like we did great. I've never been to one of these parties, but a circle starts to form.

Like a dance circle. And that's when I started looking at Haley, I said, don't you dare. Haley's a dancer. She's a triple threat. She'll get in there and she'll sing and she'll dance. And she does the thing. She's open to going to your bachelorette party.

You guys can hire Hailey. She's the value add, okay? Honestly, always gets five stars. Wherever she goes, five stars. But also, I've never seen a circle form and felt calmness. It's a laxative. I'm freaking out. I actively back away. I'm like, I can't add anything to this. No, Ha's like a laxative. Like I'm like, I'm freaking out. I actively back away.

I'm like, I can't add anything to this. No, Haley and I fully back away and I get my camera to show like, I'm not in this, I'm filming it. Like, let me be the film. I'm background. I'm a journalist. At this point, I'm a hired journalist.

I'm stage crew, okay? I'm not, I'm not talent right now. I'm the PA. If anyone needs a snack, I'll bring it. So Amy jumps in the middle and she does a funny dance, then some SNL guy, Alex Moffat, does a whole dance, and it's starting to slow down, and Urzul is looking at me, and Hailey starts whispering,

and she's like, do the worm, and I was like, are you trying to get me canceled in this town? I'm barely getting accepted by the cool kids of comedy. I'm barely getting by. I'm barely getting by. Adam Sandler just made fun of my laugh. Like, I am teetering here. I just want to get out of here with no one going home

being like, did you see what Hannah did? That's all I want. I am, wait. Can we talk about that? I'm just trying. That's all. I'm trying to get out of. Not be a conversation in the Uber going home.

Wait, no! That's literally my whole life right now. I'm just like, as long as I can escape and not be a conversation after the fact, I'm good. But I do have to say the reason we both did reality TV is because for some reason we can't not. We can't not be the drama. I'm like, actually, I have another thing to say. Hold my beer. So then Ursula's looking at me.

And also, Ursula easily could have just been looking at me. But in my head, I was like, she wants me to do the worm. Because as I'm telling this story, I'm like, she actually said, do the worm. That is so fucking you. Oh my god. I was about to throw Ursula under the bus and be like, well, Ursula forced me. And I'm like like or is one I don't think she even knows I do the worm

That is us in any situation when a hot guy walks by him. I'll be like he's trying to fuck like he literally works here No, I have a whole thing made up in my head and then um, but this is the thing, Amy looks at me and she does a point. Again, looking back now, I don't think she meant, do the word, maybe she meant like, do you wanna do something silly in the circle? And as you know, like I'm zero, a hundred, babe. But like it's all or nothing with me. I like yes or no, yes or no.

Here's the thing, this is why, again, you can't do drugs. Peer pressure, it gets to ya. You're the easiest person to peer pressure. It's so crazy. You could be adamant that you're not doing something and one person is like, just try it, and you're like, okay. But you know what's so cute about my friends?

And when I say friends, I speak this very generically. Like literally every friend I've known since college has never forced me to do cocaine. No. Because I also think they're scared. They go, we don't want that kind of night. It's not, no. It's not.

Do you realize no one's ever, like. No one's ever asked you. No one who knows me has ever looked me in the eye and been like, you should do cocaine tonight. Meet me in the bathroom? No fucking way. To the point that I didn't even know people were doing cocaine. Years later, I'm like, people do cocaine in a cup?

I'll never forget the time you called me after being at a party and being like, I think they were doing drugs. Yeah, it's 3 a.m. in New York City. Like look alive. I call Paige and I go, I don't want to start spread drama or gossip. Like, yeah, it's 3 a.m. in New York City, like look alive. I call Paige and I go, I don't wanna start, spread drama or gossip. I don't wanna ruin anyone's reputation.

They went in the bathroom and they were there a little too long and I don't think it was a tummy ache. And they came out and all of a sudden they had crazy amounts of energy. So long story short, Amy looks at me, does a point. When I tell you this circle was like, Ted Sarandos was there.

If you don't know who Ted Sarandos is, he like runs Netflix. Like he's the guy that like, if he doesn't like you, like you'll never work in this town again. So I go in, do the worm, and everyone's like, you did it in your dress. And I'm like, have you seen the Giggler Squad tour? I've done it in the most insane outfits.

So I do two, because I feel like three, you're like, you're getting greedy. Like three, it's like, we get it, you can do the worm. So I did two, like as if it was a mistake almost. Like I tripped almost and did the worm. Run off, people have footage, which I think I'm gonna put in the newsletter, because I don't want it to make, you know when you watch yourself and you're like,

oh my god, I'm annoying? Like I was like. All the time. Yeah, so I run to Amy it to make, like I very, you know when you watch yourself and you're like, oh my god, I'm annoying? Like I was like. All the time. Yeah. So I run to Amy after and she's like, yay. And then I run behind her and just stand there. Like it was your mom and you're like. Literally I was like, are we good?

Is everyone, are we still okay? Is anyone mad at me? And then I told Haley, I was like, we have to leave. No, we have to leave. We have to literally do the worm. Anxiety like immediately hit and you're like I gotta get the fuck out of here. I'm completely sober. Like completely sober.

Arguably maybe it was good because I was sober because I was like we need to leave because if I was drunk I'd be like so Amy. What did you think of the worm? Watch, watch Kind Kinda Pregnant. I did The Worm at Amy's premiere for The Gigglers. I watched it, it's so good. There's a lot of slapsticky comedy that like, honestly I'm not huge into the slapstick stuff.

I almost like pissed myself in the movie theater. Well Amy can do a bit, you know? Like the back and forth is so good with all the characters. I also, I had Inside Scoop from Damon Wayans Jr. He told me that she was legit doing her own stunts. Like apparently she fell down the stairs like eight times. That's so you. No, it's my dream.

She's living my dream. No, it's literally your dream. Wait, can I also say the other lead, Breanne Howey, I love her. She's in Ginny and Georgia. She's so good in it. She's gorgeous. She's gorgeous.

When I did the red carpet for People's Choice, I was so nervous. And she was like one of my first interviews. And when she was walking toward me, I like made a face as if like I knew her and was like, oh my God. Because you watched Ginny and Georgia. Yeah, I love Ginny and Georgia. And so when she came up, I was like, oh my God. Because you watched Ginny and Georgia. Yeah, I loved Ginny and Georgia.

And so when she came up, I was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I don't know you, but I'm Paige whatever. She was so nice to me that it literally eased my anxiety on the red carpet. And this was before I knew about beta blockers, so I was so nervous. Can you believe you did that without beta blockers? I was like so nervous. Can you believe you did that about beta blockers? No. No. No. Now I can't even go to a social event without a fucking beta blocker.

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So it's like Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, a bunch of girls are doing this bang that like cuts across Billie Eilish. It cuts across. Again, leave it to the Brits. I don't think that we. No, leave it to, unless you're a British rock star. Yeah.

I mean, they could look, those girls can pull it off. I'm just telling the girls at home. I don't need to be a sea creature. You know, I've got enough problems I don't need to have a jellyfish hair. We're drowning every day You know, i'm trying to stay afloat every day I'm gasping for air at all points Wait one other thing. I just had like I feel like just your pack

filled I know like weekend like I'm just I had so much fun um Friday I did Cazzie David came out the movie called I love you forever it's so good and like I didn't realize like it's an independent film like her and her best friend from college wrote it and and they like premiered it. I did like a little like moderation after with the actors. I'm obsessed with her like on a different level. I just like, it's so rare to like meet people, especially like in your 30s and just be like,

hey, like I'd like to be your friend. And like, we kind of did that to each other without like being weird. Like I was like, hey, like if you'd like wanted to hang out again, like I would like to be your friend and like we kind of did that to each other without like being weird like I was like hey like if you like wanted to hang out again like I would like be down with it um I met her and her or I hung out with her and her sister and they're just like so cool and pretty and like I love being around hot funny talented women like it just makes me feel like I'm doing something right in my life where I'm like, you have a career and I love it, you know, it's like so good.

I do have to say in my 20s, I did not do center men. I'm gonna be so honest with you guys. I changed my fashion for them, you know? You Travis Kelcead. No, that's crazy. I literally was like, for me to feel value, I wanna be with a hot, tall, smart, funny man and then I will feel complete.

I'm at this weird point in my life. When in reality, they suck. I mean, granted, yes, I am married and I will address that and that is so nice, but to feel, and I need to call myself out on that because I pretend I'm not married, but I am. But I do have to say my fulfillment right now is like, I want people to see me and who I hang with

and be like, oh my God, she hangs with the smartest, coolest, hottest, most successful girls. And it's this weird thing that happens. I think in your 20s, we're all very scared. But in my 30s, whenever I see a hot, smart, successful girl instead of thinking like jealousy vibes, I'm immediately like, how do I make her talk to me? Like I literally become creepy.

How do I connect with her? Because I want her in my circle of influence. I so believe that saying where it's like you are the sum of the five people that you surround yourself with. And I only really believe it because if you do look back at your 20s and like your mood and what you were doing

and look at like who you were hanging out with, it's completely different. Like now in my 30s,, I love cutting a bitch out. I love walking away and being like, you do not fulfill me, you're also not up to my standards. I just like, no, I don't wanna be associated with you. I used to have friends who would definitely put me down a lot, and I thought it was funny

and I would lean into it, cause I'm self-deprecating, but then I realized, oh no, they actually are like holding me, like suffocating me down. Yeah, keeping you underwater. Holding you underwater. Drowning me jellyfish style. No, why is this episode water-based? Like.

This is a water-based lubricant for your vocal cords. You can laugh with us. Why is this underwater themed? Wait, it cuts to us just wearing goggles the whole episode. We're so stupid. We're so stupid. You wanna know why? Because we haven't talked in like four days.

No, I know. I also feel like we're talking really fast. I know. I think I was gonna say I drink a lot of coffee but it's literally 7 p.m. and I'd be lying. But no, I really am obsessed with, I want people to be like, oh she's so cool, look at her friend.

And I know there was like in high school, people were like, oh popular? I'm not talking about popular. I'm talking about this bitch's brain next to me is fascinating and she thinks big and she sees me, like I don't know, it's just friendships. Ooh, like you deserve to be with someone you're excited to be friends with.

Here's the other thing I've realized. Like, I feel like women and people always talk about like, oh, well they have to be jealous of each other and they have like, there's so much jealousy with like between girls. I'm gonna let everyone in on a secret, not when you're independently successful. Like when Kazzie asked me to moderate her panel,

in what world would I be jealous that she put a movie out? I was like, oh my fucking God, how sick. I would love to be involved in your like prosperous career. Like I would love to support you. Also the movie that she put out is so I think so important especially when because like we talked about being in like an abusive relationship it's about an abusive relationship but it's about an mentally and emotionally abusive relationship and I feel like there's so many movies out there where it's like

it's so extreme and it's like oh you're only in an abusive relationship and I feel like there's so many movies out there where it's like it's so extreme and it's like Oh, you're only in an abusive relationship if it's physical which is so not true mentally, it can be so Draining like someone that's just like constantly you're not sure you're always like is it me? Am I the did I deserve that so it's not as like clear. I just think it's such a good message for so it's not as clear all the time. I just think it's such a good message for young girls and adult women too. When I say young girls, I mean early 20s dating,

but in your 30s too, I watched it and I was like, oh yeah, that is fucked up when someone does that to you. Also side note about finding friends who are really cool, smart, funny, successful. A lot of these women I found have also been through something. So I just wanna shout out anyone going through something right now

because it means, I just realized a lot of things I went through. If I didn't go through them, I literally wouldn't be where I am now and I would not be as interesting. I'd be boring as fuck. I'd have no lore. I'd have no lore.

Can we focus on creating lore for yourself? Whenever anything fucked up happens, the lore, the lore that people are gonna be talking about. The lore. No, I feel like I feel the same way. I truly don't regret anything in my 20s or anything because I'm like, wait, that changed me as a person. That helped me get to where I am right now.

My perspective is different. The only thing I regret is when I'm too hard on myself because looking back, you're just like, okay, girl, you were trying. I'm trying, you're trying your best. You just need to drink some water. Wait, shout out to my mom. She made me laugh so hard cuz Dez has been gone

He's been in Dublin. So my mom swooped like she was like your husband's not home You're hanging with mom and dad and I was like, hell yeah, as long as someone's getting dinner, you know so we go to get dinner and My dad orders one of those like fish spaghetti dishes, you know where it's like angel hair with a ton of clams and scampi and whatever it is. Yeah. And he starts eating it with the little fork

that you're supposed to put in the clam. And he starts like eating the pasta with it, but with a little fork. And my mom looks at me and she goes, I have the egg. No. No. I, the way I-

You're always getting the egg from your husband. Literally, because he's using, and he's like, oh, it makes me eat slower when I use the little fork. And I'm like, that is for the muscles. Wait, he's literally Cher from Clueless. He's like, if I cut it up into little pieces, you're skinnier. He's literally chewing it and spitting it out.

I'm like, dad, what are you doing? And then I'm sitting there, my mom's rolling her eyes, I'm dying laughing. I just think like, it just made me so, my mom says so many things that we would say on Giggly Squad and it just makes me really happy. And then I tried to pitch her, cause she was on, she went on Burner Phone with me last me last week we did one on karma you guys should listen and she was

like really good and I was like should you and Kim start a giggly mom podcast wait it should be a podcast where they just recap what we talked about the previous week and say like their opinions on it no do that anyway and then they just yeah they just do it in our freaking text messages. Do you ever, sometimes, this is gonna sound a little mushy, do you ever sometimes think about your life and in a way where you're proud of yourself and then you get emotional

because you're like, oh, my mom taught me to be like that and it's like, I wouldn't be like this. My mom has called me so many times over this past couple months or whatever and just been like, I'm so fucking proud of you and your demeanor and what you say and how you stand up for yourself. And I will get emotional because I'm just like, wait, but you taught me how to be like that, and that's so sweet.

I'm just obsessed with them. Also, you don't even know, they didn't even teach you, it's just who you are. Yeah. Can I say something? Like a really sad thought I thought about. Okay. About parents.

Yeah. I think it should be illegal for, if they're over 50, to have to interview for a job. Cause I was just envisioning like, my mom or my dad in a job interview, and like getting rejected, and like, sorry, that's my mother, that is my father.

You cannot, he's perfect. They are perfect, they raised me, you don't think they're capable of this job? Like, I'm sorry, imagine someone telling your dad no. Like I know your dad is an entrepreneur, but imagine someone interviewing your dad and being like, sorry, you're not good enough for this company.

I will burn your small business to the ground. No, there's something. This is why I'm actually scared for us to become moms because I feel like I'm gonna be vicious. If someone's rude to my parents or like does something to them, I'm like, I literally always say, she better hope she never fucking runs into me. Like there's no one I wanna stick up for more

than my mother and my father. Like I feel like they actively are like, don't let Paige find out about this and don't, don't let me know about it. See, it's funny, because I'm not the Scorpio in my family. Dez is the Scorpio, so if Dez finds out anyone, my mom, my dad, anyone's upset, he has it handled. So shout out to Dez, our provider, our protector.

No, it's just like so, it's so good. But what I did tell myself, if I'm gonna be a parent and my kid goes through something or something fucked up happens, we have to normalize adversity. Let your kid have adversity. Yeah. Honestly, I'm leaning towards the 80s model.

Let him figure it out. Let him go. Mama's nappin'. Come home in the streetlights, come on. Exactly, cause I feel like we were the helicopter parents where they like made sure everything was perfect and it's like obviously, you know, there's pros and cons but I'm kinda like, you're doing chores.

Yeah. When something bad happens, I go and that's life. Yeah, we're picking ourselves up. We're picking ourselves up and then they're stronger cause you don't wanna have a kid who's spoiled or who, have you seen, I've been on Mom Talk for no reason. I'm not pregnant, I swear. I just ended up on Mom Talk somehow.

No, I very much grew up with a mom that was like, and suck it up. And a lot of the men out here did not. Like, there are so many times in my life I want to look at the men and be like, suck it the fuck up. I do have to say, it's so, people talk about like meeting the parents, and like obviously you want the fuck up. I do have to say, people talk about meeting the parents

and obviously you want the parents to like you, but even more so, you wanna see how they parent him. Cause you just need to have similarities in that. Or there's a lot of people, you're gonna meet so many people who you are attracted to, or you have chemistry with, but you're not gonna parent a child well together. You're not gonna have day to day financial decisions. There's so many things that make people

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Switch today, conditions apply, details at fizz.ca. Have you heard about the Japanese electric salt spoon? Jesus, that sounds terrifying. It's not a vibrator. Yeah, oh. It's not a vibrator. It hugs you from behind. Slipe out.

Code giggly. No, so, okay, this spoon, there's something electric about it that it makes everything taste saltier, but you don't actually add salt. So if you have like high sodium, it just like, they're on another level. The Japanese live in a 30, 25. I mean, I sometimes get on Japanese TikTok,

the shit they have in their houses. I'm like- They're fixing problems I didn't even know we had. No we hadn't. Wait, that's a great way to put it. I'm like, wait, that is a horrible task and you guys don't even think about it. Like how did you?

We didn't even know that needed to be fixed. Right, no, they're truly ahead of their time. It's crazy. Can we get it? Like have you seen it? You've seen it on TikTok? Yeah, I also, we have a lactate event tomorrow, shout out lactate and I was making,

I thought it'd be cute to make a banana split for a promo video And I couldn't get it to like you put a banana and you put the ice cream on it I couldn't get it to stay and people my DMs really had it You're supposed to cut the banana in half you dumb piece of shit. So, you know, I'm gonna say something I've never been a fan of the banana split. Mm-hmm Because I just think it's it's. Like I saw it as a child and like my clean girl aesthetic was like you're doing a lot. Not on brand for you. No, not on brand. I'm like you're mixing a vanilla cupcake with a little pink frosting. I'm like you're mixing three colors get out of here. Like no. Also the textures are all over the place. I more prefer a bruleed fruit.

If a fruit's gonna be involved, let's make it warm. What's a bruleed? You know, I didn't go to French culinary school, but I feel like it's when you put- Wait, is that a thing? French culinary school? No, bruleed. Oh, like a creme brulee.

Creme brulee. Yeah, you know how they brulee it with the fire? Like, you gotta brulee. Oh, like a creme brulee. Yeah, you know how they brulee it with the fire? Like you gotta brulee. Oh, I never realized that's what it's called. Well, now I have to Google it because I know there's like a 50% chance I'm wrong. Is that Daphne in the background? Yes.

Brulee banana. Banana brulee, okay, it's a thing. Oh, okay. I was wrong. I think you have to put sugar on it or something. No, like people don't know that I'm a chef. Do you know that my mom actually has one of those little mini torches?

Of course she does. Okay. Wait, where did she keep it? Of course she does. Where did she keep it? By her night side bed stand, in case anyone tries to fuck with her. No, she hasn't bruleed in a while, but she can.

She can brulee all around. Did she tell you I got her flowers? She did, that was so sweet of you. No, I do have to say, what was so funny about it was she messaged me, she was like, these flowers are perfect for my house, because all I did was order the flowers I knew you would like,

because I know it's an all white aesthetic, and I got her like a little gold, a little white, it was perfect. So I was, I feel like I got Kim points there. I was really happy about that. Shout out to me. Points for me. Did you watch Apple Cider Vinegar? Hannah.

Did you watch the whole thing? Yes. How? I feel like it's a show that like it's meant for both of us. No, literally when you texted me, I was like, okay, yeah, like it's meant for both of us. No, literally when you texted me I was like, okay Yeah, actually have nothing to watch right now Where do we begin? Where do we begin? Okay, it's on Netflix. You guys have to watch it six six episodes. It's about this Australian girl who basically like tried to single white female this

Influencer who is a like health influencer because she had cancer, she was trying to like heal herself naturally. It just so proves how like on the internet people will say anything for sympathy because it's just like comments, comments like this girl literally lied and said she had brain cancer. This girl lied and some Aussie, we have a lot of Aussie gigglers, they were DMing me saying like when it first came out that she might be like. This girl lied. And some Aussie, we have a lot of Aussie gigglers, they were DMing me saying like, when it first came out that she might be like lying and she was raising all this money for charity

for other people with cancer, this like kid who needed surgery and the money never got to them. So they wrote up that she's basically like not putting the charity money where it should be. And apparently all of Australia was like, how dare you try to bring a woman down? This cannot be true.

We love her, she's perfect, leave her alone. And then it came out. And she's lying the whole time. About brain cancer. Cause she told everyone to buy her cookbook and her app cause she basically said, my diet healed cancer. And it was very interesting also in this day and age kind of because the internet is so crazy where this other girl

is basically, she did some research about some cult place where you go and you drink juices and your cancer goes away and obviously we all want to solve things, but it just showed that there's so much misinformation online and granted there's so much fucked up stuff with the healthcare industry, but we have to trust that we're trying to cure cancer and there isn't a secret weed

that you can put up your pussy that's gonna do it. Cause if there was, hopefully we'd know what it was. So the documentary is coming out next week, fuck yeah. Next week, yeah. On Netflix too or somewhere else? On Netflix, on Netflix. So we are hooked and we- And that's the girl that played Anna Delvey? No.

No. But it looks just like her. And you know what I thought? I thought she probably was up for that role and she would have been great as Anna Delvey. Her name is Caitlin. Debbie, I believe, Caitlin Debbie. She was in Booksmart also.

She's fucking amazing. I don't think she's Australian. Oh, well she did a perfect Australian accent. But I also could have made that up. Okay. And we'll fact check that later. Cause you know what, actually she might be and she's just been American in every other movie.

And it could be that too. Do you know who's not American? Who? Isla Fisher. I think I knew that. She's Australian. Yeah. How did you know that?

I always thought that Isla Fisher and I thought Isla Fisher and Amy McAdams were the same person for a very long time. Maybe that's why I thought she was American. No, Isla Fisher, that's crazy. Like that's, Australian people do not get enough praise for their American accents. No, they don't.

I mean, Margot Robbie is Australian. Let's take a moment of silence for them. The pod just becomes one long moment of silence. Each week, I think we do need to do a moment of silence for people because like we need it. They need it. They do. They need thought and prayers. Let's be quiet. Okay I have one final note. Okay. I wrote my college EDU address ruined my life. Okay. You didn't go to college? No I'm just kidding. Did you have a college edu address? Yeah.

Did you have a college EDU address? Yeah. Yes, I had an email at the college I attended. Everyone's always trying to act like I didn't freaking go to college. Guys, I went, I had an email. She went to Jimmy Fallon's college. Yeah. Shout out St. Rose, which my cousin went to also.

It's true, I was just fucking with you. But what was your college email? It was hburner at whisk.edu for Wisconsin. And that's what I used for like my Facebook and my Apple ID and my everything. And then no one tells you that after college you have to change it because they shut it down. So like I went years not being able to log in

to my Apple ID because it was EDU and like I couldn't get into it to change it. And now we know why you don't believe in Bluetooth or wifi. You were traumatized and you were like fuck all of this. That's the pipeline. Yeah. And I don't believe in mail. No you don't.

No, no I get that. I think mine was jisorbop some numbers at strose.edu How many jisorbop's were there at your school with 500 students? You never know. No, independent schools shout out

because you get more attention for people who need it. Yes, you get individualized attention where they say, we don't think this is for you. How many classes did you skip? Never, never skipped class. I was not a class skipper. Really?

Well, because I was like, if I skip one, I'm never coming back. You literally, I'll get a taste of that freedom and I'll never see my face again. That's me with smoking cigarettes. That's me with cocaine. Yeah, that's how I felt about school. I'm like, you guys, you know me too well.

Oh my God. I slept through most classes, which is on brand, but I was there. No, I even would do like early classes so that I was like done by like one o'clock. I was a different person I don't know who that she know that nowadays kids just chat GBT the lesson plan I mean, I feel like I was doing that years ago, too. I was ahead of my freaking time Um you guys

Wow, that was a lot of information We've never done so many things and tomorrow we're going to. I feel like Kevin Hart in The Rock. I mean we just, oh my God. It's giving, what's her name? The Wizard of Oz girl. Who starred in The Wizard of Oz?

Ariana Grande? No. Julie, what's her name? Julie Andrews. No Julie what's her name? Julie Andrews. No, what's her name? What is her freaking name? You were just talking about her. I'm trying to do a call back. Why do I keep thinking of the most

insane people? I want to say Cindy Lauper. No. Um, what's on the tip of my tongue? What is her name, Hannah? Judy Garland! Judy Garland! We fucking Judy Garlanded ourselves this week.

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