Giggly Squad - Giggling about muses, stalking, and the end of an era
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Oh, in the studio?
And we're saying gorgeous gigglers in the living room.
In our friendship, I feel like I've turned so many,
I've turned hannah-coated in like so many different situations. Where like if you would ask me like five years ago, I'd be like,
ew. And now I'm like, I love it.
I've subconsciously been turning you into a rat.
I like, I kind of like now I'm like so into that like our studio's ugly.
Like I love it.
I like, I'll see a clip on TikTok and I'll stop.
Not because it's us, because I'm like, jarring.
And I think we're masterminds on TikTok
because everyone's gonna stop and be like.
This clip went viral, they're like,
is that color yellow legal to put on a camera?
Did they actually vomit on the wall?
It's like that sound that only dogs can hear,
only gigglers can see it.
No, I saw a giggler actually posted like,
if I were to design the Giggly Squad like studio
and she was-
Burn it, burn it down.
I mean, it was like insane.
She did such a good job.
I'm like, that would be trillion dollars.
But I've been thinking,
because who works in the summer?
I love how we only talk business on the pod.
Like we will not address it.
And then you sit down, you go, new meeting on the docket.
Well, we're all in the same room.
What do we do in the studio?
It's a problem.
My thought is this summer,
like the summer is basically over, first of all.
Let's not even talk about that.
Summer's over.
Summer's done.
Done, which is insane.
Blink of an eye.
Summer's done.
I'm stressed about the fall. It's literally Labor Day weekend. Summer's done. Done. Which is insane. Blink of an eye. Summer's done.
I'm stressed about the fall.
It's literally Labor Day weekend.
It's Q7.
I think in the fall.
We go, we start anew.
We start anew.
It's so funny, I talked to Grace about this this morning.
I said, text Paige,
cause I was like, I don't wanna go too hard at her.
Like you do it from the side and say, like, should we?
And if we have like a space.
Yes.
We go to a space.
And we fully together design it.
And I've been seeing like all the different curtain,
curtain vibes that people are doing,
like what's our coloring, what's our thing, you know?
And I think we go OG, like black,
like with the gay girls squad.
I think we go pitch black.
Well, because it was really our colors,
we're hot pink and black. Yeah. And then we turned, we go pitch black. Well, because it was really our colors were hot pink and black.
And then we turned, we don't know.
We don't speak of whatever this color is.
Yeah, I chose it.
Then we had like, remember our old studio
had like that wood paneling.
Yes, yes.
Look, we've gone through a lot of eras.
Yeah, we really have.
But you know what I can say?
You were in your creative era.
She's Van Gogh.
She sees things and she goes,
mm, wait, I'm so creative right now.
It's like a Monet.
I'm close, it's really blurry, but far away.
It's gorgeous.
I have to let you know that I did put my lip liner on
before this pod, but I realized very quickly
that it was like, it needs to be sharpened.
So I think I'm bleeding.
I'm actually not even gonna address that.
I was gonna cry for help.
I don't have the mental capacity.
That's fine, move on.
Have you ever tried the lip stains?
Because I feel like you're the perfect candidate for it.
Because you're always complaining,
oh, my lips lose color and stuff.
A lot of them can be drying.
Okay.
And then you have to put a lip on after. A lot of them can be drying. Okay. And then you have to like put a lip on after.
I've bought them.
Got it.
That's all I, that's actually what I was asking.
I bought the like, the one that you pull off.
I bought it all.
But like, I'm not waking up in the morning
and like putting, that's too many steps.
I want to be in the Uber and be like,
fuck, I forgot to put lipstick on and then put it on.
There's something going on in the water right now.
There's a couple girls, our dating men,
that I didn't see them going to that side.
Okay.
Jota Siwa.
Okay.
Fletcher.
Okay.
And Billie Eilish was seen kissing a man.
Now I am no one to talk
because I kissed a man a week ago.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, pops in, hang on.
Yeah.
But this is unsettling.
It's unsettling because usually we see it
the other way around.
We see it like where women are like, and I've had it
and I'll go to the women's side.
We rarely see it.
This is, it's sending us back.
Men might be evolving with new tricks
or we may just be tired.
The girls are tired and, but maybe we forgot.
The Jojo Siwa because you watched that season
of Love Island with me.
He was on that season of Love Island
that we watched in the bed.
Wow.
Because it was like one of the very first seasons we watched.
I only remember Curtis.
He's very Curtis, they're kind of similar.
Okay, yeah, like they dance.
The Jojo Siwa one though, like that I'm still,
I think about it every day.
Yeah.
And it's, you wanna know what I like about it though?
She hasn't changed any of like her mannerisms,
her outfits, like it's not like she's like,
oh, and now I'm with a guy,
so I need to be more feminine.
She's like, no, this is who I am.
And I like kissing him for the moment.
So I'm here for it, kind of.
Men love lesbians.
And as someone who is lesbian passing,
guys love a little sports chat.
They love when you're wearing a jersey.
They get hard ons for that.
Wait, sometimes I'll watch TikTok in the middle of the night
because I'll wake up and I'll be like,
oh my God, if my thoughts start going, we're in for it.
So I'll just immediately pick up my phone and start scrolling.
They don't want the sound because I'm like,
I want to fall back asleep.
So I'll just watch soundless.
And then if it's something I'm really interested in,
I'll do one click up. I scroll past this
video and it's a picture of me and then it's a picture of Paige,
the the NBA player.
Oh, Paige Becker's.
Yes.
We are watching this video. No sound and I'm like, Oh my god,
are they saying that we're together? Are people putting us
as a couple?
And then I like raise the volume
and it's just like the name Paige is like really.
Oh.
And I'm like, oh, okay, sorry, my bad.
Freddie and Slip.
I was like, sorry,
you put me in a lesbian relationship I thought.
I love how you're starting your own rumors
about yourself at this point.
You're starting conspiracy theories.
I mean, I left reality TV this week.
I feel like who's going to start rumors about me
if I don't now?
Can we have a moment of silence?
That's.
Which we've never done.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
The end of a beautiful era.
I feel, you know, like when you make like a drastic switch
in your life and you're like, and before you do it,
you're like, but how am I gonna feel when I do it?
What if I regret it?
I was like dealing with that.
I was like, but what if I like say it to everyone?
Then I'm like, oh my God, no, I wanna go back.
I really feel so aligned.
You can Tom Brady it if you want to.
Totally.
That was just, you know, a sports ref.
No, then I feel like, what am I like the freshman in college
going back to like her high school? Like, yeah, when I was here. No, then I feel like one of my like the freshmen in college going back to like her high school.
Like, yeah, when I was here.
No, you're chewing gum with your car keys.
Oh my God.
Is Ms. Lebois still here?
When I slept in that room for the first time.
I got fingered in that hallway.
So anyway, no, I feel, I feel good.
It's kind of also like graduating college.
Like you're like, oh, this is sad,
but like, no, I wanna go to the next step.
Like I'm excited.
And then like whilst you're doing it,
you're like, you have a flashback where like,
oh, I wish we could go back to college.
Like, that was so easy.
Like, I'm sure I'll have that, but like.
I just feel like I gave all I could give.
I love your give.
But we also, people don't talk about like,
people do talk about it, Marilyn Monroe,
but nothing lasts forever.
And you ever get a job when you're younger
and you're like, this is what I'm gonna do forever.
I'm obsessed with this.
Or you meet a guy and you're like, this is me now.
And then in a couple months or in a year,
I mean, look at Beyonce's daughter, Rumi.
Is that her name, Rumi?
Yeah, I think so.
So my favorite video on the internet right now
is her going on stage to the first show.
Yeah, being the happiest she's ever been.
She is over it now.
Coming out on like the fourth show,
she's like, we got it, we got it.
This is my mom, my sister's gorgeous, thanks.
She looks at the crowd and she's like, I don't give a fuck.
Yeah.
I'm over time at this point.
I don't get paid enough for this shit.
Yeah. So anyway, I do think. I don't get paid enough for this shit. Yeah.
So anyway, I do think there's so many beautiful things
that happen.
The fact that I'm starting my summer
and no one's going to say to me, what story would you
like to tell this summer?
Is just, I just feel like what do people do in the summer?
I mean, the world is your oyster, as I said, season one.
I'm so excited.
It's so exciting. I'm going to sleep so much. I mean, the world is your oyster, as I said, season one. I'm so excited. It's so exciting.
I'm gonna sleep so much.
I mean, you already did.
I'm literally.
You've been sleeping.
No, but it's a freedom.
It's such a weird job that it was.
It's such a weird job.
And you can't explain it to people.
Yeah, you really can't.
And it's, yeah.
But I also, I did see like some comments here or there
and people were like, oh no, like we're gonna,
we're gonna miss Paige or whatever.
And it's like, but then people are like,
well, we've have her on Giggly Squad every week
where actually you get more of her.
You get way more of them.
I literally just have to listen to Daphne.
That's it and she doesn't say anything.
And Grace.
And I also, I need to thank the Gigglers
because well, when this comes out,
Daphne would have launched.
And just with like the email subscriptions,
like I know it's Gigglers.
Like, you know, like I know when like my team is like,
oh, this many people signed up in like, in an hour,
they give me an update.
It's the Gigglers.
And it just makes me, I was so emotional all weekend.
Like I kept tearing up because I was like, wait,
the girls are like showing up
and it was just very sweet.
And I'm wearing the Hannah T.
Hell yeah, I love it, it looks so comfy.
Wait, I also have to talk about you for a minute.
Hannah sent me an edible arrangement
to congratulate me on the launch of Daphne.
And in the card she wrote, congrats on the Hannah T.
I then go on Instagram and I see her comment
and her comment was from the Queen Julia box
that she was, what is the guy's name?
Brian Softy's muse in Uncut Jam.
That was Josh Softy's muse in Uncut Jam.
So Hannah coded.
So I realized, is it a lot of responsibility
being your muse?
Yes.
Every time you see me, you're looking at what inspiration
I bring to the world.
I literally said in an interview the other day,
I was like, and you can wear the pants with Crocs.
And I was like, oh my God.
I was like, sorry, I had to do that for the Hannahs
because like, if not, I just made everything for the pages
and they're gonna feel left out
and I don't want them to be sad.
I love how the Hannah, you're like,
we have to keep the Hannahs okay.
They will revolt.
They're loud.
Okay, they're loud.
They could be pissed off.
They will forget though.
So that's what we bank on.
We're like, they forgot and now they're napping.
No, I don't know where that quote came in my head
because I was like, I always feel a lot're napping. No, I don't know where that quote came in my head because I was like,
I always feel a lot of pressure sometimes to comment.
I feel so pressured.
Well, I was Josh Chafdie's moves when I wrote Uncut Jumps.
And then I looked at fucking-
No, it was so good.
Then I'm lying there with Butter
and I'm looking at her and I said,
have you ever worked a day?
Have you ever worked a day?
I said, you have a bad attitude.
You treat people the wrong way.
There's been bad reputation about you on sets.
So you haven't even been invited to a set.
And you look at her and you're just like,
you're not pleasant to be around.
But I also, I was talking to Grace,
cause I was like, we have to send her something,
but I'm like, everyone's going to send her flowers.
I'm like, I'm special.
Yeah.
Like I'm special.
It didn't even fit my fridge.
I literally had to eat it same day. I was like, I'm not. Like I'm special. It didn't even fit in my refrigerator. I literally had to eat it same day.
I was like, I'm not letting all this fruit go to waste.
I said to you, don't leave it out
cause the gnats will come.
Not just being from experience,
but I did have an edible arrangement sit around
for about a week and we had to like burn the house down.
Is that because you watch sirens?
No.
Oh.
No, but edible arrangements I think are like hilarious.
They are fun.
Like right when I saw it,
because I like got home and so like I saw it
when I got off the elevator and in my head I was like,
who the fuck sent me a fucking edible arrangement?
And then opening the card I was just.
Wait this is so funny.
A girl sent me a meme and it was like,
it was, look, we don't like to talk political
on Giggly Squad because like,
we want you to like have an escape.
But someone sent me a meme and was like,
I'm so sorry, but this is so Giggly coded.
And it was like, Elon Musk.
Was like, okay, you know what?
You actually wouldn't have even won it without me.
And then it was like Donald Trump being like, okay, well, we actually wouldn't have even won it without me. And then he was like, Donald Trump being like,
okay, well we spent way too much money on it.
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Ginny and Georgia, did you know it was coming out?
I'm at Ginny and Georgia.
I knew it was coming out, but no one told me what episode,
no one tells me anything.
Well, no, no one emailed us or anything.
The big glues were like,
we love how you guys keep things secret.
I'm like, we don't know what's going on.
I was like, I'm in the dark like you.
Someone DMed me and goes, what episode?
I go, I'm no fucking idea.
So if you want to know if this stuff works, a year ago,
they were like, can you guys record this for Virginia Georgia?
We're like, we'd love to.
And we like just recorded it on our couch.
And we never heard it.
And we never heard a guy from them. I was like, well. At one point, I was like, we'd love to. And we like just recorded it on our couch. And then we never heard it. And then we never heard a guy from them.
I was like, what?
At one point I was like, they cut it.
You know, I thought they did cut it.
Yeah, me too.
Well, they cut that it was Giggly Squad.
It was gonna be Giggly Squad.
Cause it went more with the story.
Yeah.
It was like a murder podcast, but so fun.
So fun.
I love Ginny and Georgia.
So many people are watching.
It's like number one on Netflix right now.
So we are actors.
I feel like I always say this
when I interviewed the cast of Ginny and Georgia at the People's Choice Awards.
They were, Breanne Howie was so nice to me.
Like they were just all really, really nice.
She also looks nice.
Like, you know, people have nice faces.
Like I'm like, you're a sweetie pie.
Like she can't be mean.
And I actually met her at the almost pregnant premiere
where I kind of pregnant premiere where I did the worm.
Didn't see her after the worm event,
but beforehand she was really really nice.
She's cute.
One thing I wanted to bring up to you,
I was texting one of my girlfriends.
Other friends? Okay.
Start with a fight.
And I noticed.
Did they send you edible arrangements?
No, I noticed her location.
And we were like around the corner from each other.
And so I was like, oh, I'm gonna like run
to like where she is and just like see her on the street.
She ended up like being in a hotel, like at a conference.
And I was like, sorry, okay, I guess I can't come in.
But then I got to thinking, you and I have never.
Shared locations.
Shared locations ever.
And I feel like I have all of my girlfriends' locations
and they have mine.
And there are so many times where I'm like,
well, where is she?
But is that part of the fun with us?
It's like, where is she?
Where is she being?
It's the only person who has my location is my mom.
Yeah. That's the only person who has my location is my mom.
Yeah.
That's the only person.
I don't have Dez's location.
Have I ever had a boyfriend's location?
You've put tracking on their cars.
No, but I've shown.
I know, I'm like, wait a minute.
I don't think location sharing was a thing.
Yeah.
Until like the past couple of years.
I feel like in our days when we would go out,
I could see that being so fun to be like,
are the girls out?
And like, where is everyone?
Like, you know, you're like not sure
if you should go out at like 9.30.
But if I was like 22 and I had a boyfriend,
he had my location, that would have been work.
In no situation would that.
See, my mom was just like,
hey, you haven't moved for 49 hours.
I think don't ever share your location with a man.
No, never.
Even if that's your dad.
No, well, listen to me,
dads don't know how to use it.
Yeah, they would never know.
My dad doesn't know how to post an into story.
Yeah, but I don't think that a man
should ever know exactly where I am
or what I'm thinking.
And put that on my tube.
My tube's down.
Put that on a t-shirt.
Put that on a t-shirt.
I actually had a funny mistake, which aren't they all?
Made a wonderful said that.
I went to Pilates a long time ago in LA.
Yeah.
And I signed up for it.
And I felt so organized. I signed up for Pilates a long time ago in LA, and I signed up for it, and I felt so organized.
I signed up for Pilates in a different state.
That was a new level of admin for me.
And I get there, and it's like,
she calls everyone's name, and she doesn't call my name.
And I was like, that's just-
For who's here?
Yeah, and I was like, that's weird, but whatever.
And I continued in my Pilates class, whatever.
I leave.
Yesterday, I get a notification that I missed a Pilates class
in LA.
So I had signed up for a class like three months in advance
and just showed up to a class and took the class.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Three months ago, you signed up for a Pilates class
because you were like,
oh, I'm gonna be in LA in three months.
No, I was in LA signing up for that next morning.
I think the months must've been like wrong.
Okay.
So I signed up for a random class class.
Showed up like I signed up for the class.
Got it.
Did the class, I guess with enough confidence.
What do you think the instructors were saying after?
Like, we had a vagabond in here?
I think, she doesn't even go here.
They must've been like a little confused,
but I think like I fit in so well.
That they were like, no one's scamming us,
but like I fully took a class for free, but then got me.
Yeah.
So anyway,
Or they were like, she's mentally disturbed.
Don't go near her and just let her do her thing.
She's a little confused.
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I have a fun update.
And I'm asking this because I want to know
from the girls that have frozen their eggs.
OK, so I've frozen my eggs. Great. so I freeze my eggs, great.
Then that week after my retrieval,
you're waiting for your period.
I get my period, great.
I have that for seven days, okay.
That was two weeks ago.
My boobs, huge, massive, have not gone down whatsoever.
I'm looking it up, I'm like,
is this a side effect of like freezing your eggs?
Like are they, and they're like, not really.
Like it usually like goes down immediately
after like you stop giving yourself the shots
because then your hormones are going down.
I don't know if my boobs just like didn't get the memo.
I've never had bigger boobs in my life.
I'm like so excited.
And I'm really praying that they don't go away.
Because then yesterday I was like, oh, I must just be getting my period again. my life. I'm so excited. And I'm really praying that they don't go away. Cause then yesterday I was like,
oh, I must just be getting my period again.
That's why they're so big.
And so I texted Josephine cause we've like synced up
and she's like, no, we have like two weeks left.
I love how she says we.
But I'm obsessed.
Wait, it's giving when girls were saying
Accutane was making their nose smaller.
Yes. And some girls say Spirinalactone
makes their boobs bigger. But I didn't experience that when I was on Spirinalactone makes their boobs bigger, but I didn't experience that
when I was on Spirinalactone.
I'm not a doctor.
Think that you actually needed estrogen
and your body's just like responding really well to it.
I truly think that when I hit puberty,
something like didn't go right.
And then like I was fucked up from there.
Because I never had a regular period,
even in high school, but no one said,
everyone was like, okay, cool, it doesn't care.
This is why hormones are actually so important.
Men have hormones too.
It's just like, they're dealing with testosterone,
we're dealing with estrogen, you dealt with testosterone.
Do you feel different in other ways?
Have you been nicer to people?
Oh God. No.
I like cried.
I've been like more emotional a little bit,
but not like overly emotional.
More like appropriate for a circumstance.
Yes.
Like not like numb.
Yes.
Not like stone cold Steve Austin.
Appropriate for a circumstance.
Yeah, you're reacting as you should have in the past.
Sometimes, sometimes I'll have a reaction
and I'll think in my head, yeah, that's a normal person.
Keep doing.
Wait, this is Paige.
What would a normal person do if my best friend's put a dodge?
Well, there's so many times where people expect you to be
like, aw, and my immediate reaction is like, OK,
get over it.
That's when people are like, can Paige act?
I'm like, yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
Do you know how many times I've had
to pretend to care about a lot of things? I'm like wow
Well, I'm happy for you, but I would say
The whole like finding your feminine energy. I think it's all bullshit
The right guy will love you. Yeah a lot Jojo Siwa no matter how masculine you are
Be you.
Be you.
Feminine energy, when it tells you to be more quiet
or be more astute to his needs, fuck him.
No, I like, you know how girls say,
you can see your mental illness
through the people that you've dated?
If you truly, if I truly went through my 20s
and all of my boyfriends, I could tell you exactly what I thought about myself
in that time period.
And like, I could tell you when I had high confidence,
I could tell you when I had low confidence,
I could tell you when I was like literally flailing
and this guy made it seem like, so it's-
They say the person that you set for
is who you believe you deserve.
Which is straight up a fact,
but then you think about some situations.
And when you're dating a guy who like,
yeah, you don't know if he's fully into it
and you don't know if you're even into him,
but you just like want something, it's like,
do you want him or do you want to talk about
something that happened in your past
that's still bothering you?
And also if like someone doesn't like you back
and you're trying to get them to like you,
you have to realize that they're triggering something
in you that you have to prove to them.
There are so many situationships I feel like in my 20s
where I was like, you don't like me?
Perfect.
Now I have to prove all the reasons why I'm amazing.
In your 20s, I think because you're still becoming
who you are, you immediately don't think like,
oh, he's not the right guy for me.
You're like, oh, I did something wrong.
Like, let me try that again.
Like, I just had to reframe myself for him.
Where now in my 30s, if someone didn't like me,
I'd be like, ew, you have horrible taste.
Then I'm like, I actually don't like you first.
I didn't like you first.
I didn't like you first.
Hot take two is that the person you ultimately end up with
also is going to like,
like his demons have to be right for your demons.
Yeah, I do a lot.
But you are still like solving a wound.
Yeah.
It just, you hope that it's in like the healthiest way.
So it's like, you're not gonna just find someone
where everything's easy.
It's more like what wound works.
Like when you started dating Des,
did you go into it like being like, these are my wounds?
Or did you like not even know until you were like in it
and you're like, oh, he's helping me solve.
Yeah, well, I've never dated an older guy before.
So I like, I really was like, this is so random.
Like, this was so random.
And everyone in the internet was like,
you have daddy issues!
And I was like, I've never met a guy like this before.
Why did I turn to Charli XCX?
I'm just like, I haven't brought someone with an old man,
like, whatever.
Yeah.
And I do think like, every now and then
he'll say something to me though, that sounds like someone-
Wait, you know what we don't talk about
is that Charli XCX is like engaged,
but like she's so decenters, man,
that like people don't even know.
Well, she's like me,
because we love the gay community,
but if we speak about being straight,
it's embarrassing for us.
Yeah.
George.
That's her husband.
Or her fiance.
She'd be like, George.
Yeah.
George.
I love it.
I was like, has anyone checked on George?
But it does a little, like, do certain things,
like that I'll be like, oh my God,
my dad has said the exact same thing to me.
Or like my brother would have said that,
or like he reminds me of family,
which I think is important.
But family's obviously complicated.
Sometimes it's like, oh, this feels so like home.
And sometimes I'm like, ooh, like, okay,
that reminds me of a girl who like needed to hear that.
Yeah.
Kind of thing. Oh, interesting.
Yeah.
OK.
Fun.
Fun.
Cute.
Or sometimes you're like, oh, wait,
when I heard that in my past, I would have reacted like this.
But now I react differently.
OK.
Yeah.
Because also, it's even like friendships.
We bond for a certain reason.
You remind me of my whole family.
Like, you are Nana.
You know, I think, you know what I think you remind me of?
I think you remind me of my childhood friend.
And so I think that when we first met,
there was a certain
comfortability where you were familiar.
I was like, oh, you remind me of my friend
from middle school. It was giving, oh, you remind me of like my friend from middle school.
It was giving like we've known each other before.
Also, I do feel like your relationship with Gary is,
your brother is similar to you and me.
Except Gary's like a, well, no, he's shy.
But then he's like not shy at all.
It's similar to our relationship
because when we are together,
it almost is like we're speaking our own language.
You know, like we can joke with each other
and someone can be like, oh, what is that?
And it's like, it would be too long to explain.
And it was like-
Well, you like talk to someone else
and be a completely different person
than when you like turn to me and Gary.
Like, I'm like, who was that who just talked to that person?
I was like, okay.
Okay, let's normalize.
Everyone gets a very different version of me.
But also I would argue you are the same.
People bring out different sides to you.
Like I've seen a lot of your sides.
And some people are luckier to have better sides.
Yes.
And that's the diplomatic way to put it.
That is so true.
What I also just realized, you know how it's true.
We talk about it like if you start dating a guy
and all of his exes are really different from you,
not just like hair color, I'm saying like,
completely different perspective to life
or completely different way she cares herself.
I think that's a weird as fuck.
And I feel like with my friends, I'm the same way.
Where like I've actually had, like looking back,
besides Becca, who again, our friendship was based on humor,
and she was not girly at all,
but all my friends going back were girly and popular,
who they liked something about me and they took me in,
but some of them had toxic traits that I was like,
oh shit, I can't do this,
and I found better people for me over time,
but they're all loosely similar thoughts.
Oh yeah, no, I could do that with girlfriends too.
When I met Stephanie, I was like,
oh, it makes so much sense.
I'm not a random kind of human.
You love these kind of people that are warm and funny.
I love, I like loud people who are like,
oh my God, and I just thought of another thing to say.
Oh, and have you heard about that?
And like can just yap because I like to like
take the pressure off myself and I can just sit
and be like, mm-hmm.
But then it's funny when you really feel comfortable,
you turn into the yapper.
Yeah, then I'm yapping.
And you've been yapped.
The yapper has been yapped.
And maybe we love each other.
We watched Materialist.
That's premiering in theaters only on June 13th.
We got early access.
I do have to say, it is a star-studded cast.
We have Dakota Johnson, Chris Evans,
who is definitely up there in my celebrity crushes.
And every time I see him, I'm like, you get better looking.
And that's men, which is in a whole nother podcast.
And then Pedro Pascal, who is the it boy, daddy.
Wait, let me just say one thing before we totally get into the movie.
Dakota Johnson, people don't talk about her style enough.
And I feel like in the movie, everything she wears, I'm just like, you look phenomenal.
But her red carpet style.
She doesn't miss.
She plays a dating coach.
I think in another life, I'd want to be a matchmaker.
Like I'm obsessed with matchmaking.
See, I feel like it's so stressful,
but it's such a good depiction of like
what our modern day romance is currently,
because I have so many friends who have dating coaches now really like dating coaches and like
matchmakers because people like are kind of sick of apps I feel
like yeah and so I keep seeing them on Instagram like pop up
and all of this stuff so I feel like it is a really good
depiction of what it's like as a woman dating in your 30s
especially especially when you are over 30.
Yeah, because they were saying,
it's like these girls don't need it,
but they're like, if I can have like,
pay a little more to have a luxury dating experience,
because I can afford it, I will.
But I've never seen dating explained
in such like cutthroat, like not sugarcoating it ways,
where she was like, okay, we want a guy who makes over,
you know, 150K at this height.
And then if he doesn't have his hair, he has to make this amount of money.
It was so like scientific data of dating.
It also gave you the other perspective of like men being in their 40s and being adamant
that like they're not going over the age of 27.
Like there's one scene where she talks about marriage has always been a business decision
and how different it is for women now.
It was just so interesting when it comes to dating.
It's also just like a classic love triangle
that has nuances and very for today's world.
Go see the film in theaters.
See all these beautiful faces on a big screen.
It's so cute, rom-com, girls night out. I'm
obsessed with this movie. Materialist is out in theaters June 13th.
I have to say something really sad. This is like so sad and I can't believe I'm gonna
say it. Sex in the City, like the reboot. I'm such a defender of the reboot of Sex in the
City. Like last year people were like, it's the worst show ever. And I'm like a defender of the reboot of Sex and the City. Like last year, people were like,
it's the worst show ever.
And I'm like, guys, give it a freaking chance.
Who cares?
Yeah, like who cares?
We're literally watching for like the outfits.
Like everyone was like-
Also it's iconic.
Like she could do anything and you're like,
that woman raised me.
It's fine.
Like, okay, it's cheeky.
It's a little like not as serious as the original series,
and, like, guys, you're being too harsh.
It's an entertainment show.
This season, I'm livid.
I'm so livid because they're now, they're,
I think HBO needs to get it together, okay?
HBO needs to get it together. Okay. HBO needs to get it together.
They're now ruining the original series.
None of the characters are anything
like how I would picture them to be in their 50s.
You're telling me that Carrie fucking Bradshaw
has a storyline where she's like
with her boyfriend of like 25 years ago and it's about like phone sex.
No, Miranda is not Miranda.
So it's like, that's why we, why even talk about it.
Let it out.
Charlotte, like she's not that ditzy.
Charlotte is a strong, like bring her back.
Speaking as the Charlotte of the group, she's smart.
Bring her back.
She had to give her her own gallery that she had started.
Like why did you keep her as this housewife
like with fighting in the park about dogs?
Like no, that is not what Charlotte came out to be.
I just, I hate to get heated.
Right now with this energy, let's keep it going.
Let's reimagine where they should be right now.
Where should characters be?
So many different places.
Actually the new characters,
I like them better than the old characters.
Yeah, cause I feel like you have a vision for them
that they're not upholding.
And I'm so sorry.
People were really mad that like,
oh, Miranda's lesbian now.
No, that legitimately happens.
She's always been a lesbian.
Whoa.
I'm sorry.
But I'm like, okay, who cares about that? Like that actually does happen so much.
I liked that, but it's like-
Is she running for mayor?
No, why not?
Why not?
She's the assertive lawyer.
She's not some like, oh, I don't know.
Like she should be dating like this other power lesbian
who like runs the WNBA, I don't know.
No, she can't even get a date on the show.
And I'm like, oh my God, guys, no.
This is so antiquated, just because she's a ginger
doesn't mean she can't find love, that's so 1990s.
They make Carrie so like.
Carrie should be like the fashion editor of.
Anything.
Anything.
Literally anything.
Like a cool indie mag she's writing on.
They have her living in this gorgeous home though, so I love I love that. She should be like the head consultant for like the real
real. Yeah, like I make her okay, there's a woman, the woman that created Moda operandi.
It's like a clothing store. Make her that. Like what are you talking about? She didn't
like she's not doing anything in like fashion. She should be selling her vintage clothes while writing.
And I'm just like, I'm sure there's multiple women
in their 50s that could have given you a list
of actual problems that women in their 50s are going through.
That's why I liked the original Sex in the City
because I thought, oh my God, in my 20s,
am I gonna have to deal with that?
Oh my God, is that gonna- Or 30s.
It was so realistically raw to be like, in your 30s,
you're still getting fucked up at bars
sometimes and saying, what's my purpose?
The first season of Sex in the City, they were 32.
Yeah.
Okay, I think that also needs to be pointed out
to the Facebook moms.
But now I'm like, I wanted to watch this
because what are some problems I might have in my 50s
that I would have never even thought about?
Are they talking about metaphors?
Not really.
Not really. Not really.
Not really.
Not really. And I'm livid.
What should Charlotte be doing?
Charlotte should be dating a hot equestrian guy.
No, Charlotte's married. Let's not put her in a divorce.
Is she married to the bald guy?
He should have gone to Turkey by now.
Come back with new hair. The storyline is does she like him with his new hair?
Period, that's three episodes right there, you're welcome.
Charlotte's very mom-focused with her kids and stuff,
which is fine.
But I want them to be entrepreneurial.
I'm like Charlotte running around
as worrying about her kids getting into college is not,
Charlotte's smarter than that, she has more things to do.
Yes, obviously worry about your kids getting into college,
but like, she's not running around gossiping.
Let's have some priorities.
Your children doing well in school.
Fuck them.
Fuck them.
No, but I do think there's so many amazing women
in their 50s, especially in New York City,
with the craziest jobs.
That's what I'm saying.
They should do a show where one of them
like gets asked to do Housewives
and she doesn't know what she should do.
Like make it realistic.
Put us in the writers' room.
That's what I'm saying.
Carrie Bradshaw is also such an iconic television character.
She chose to get married, not have children.
Her husband died.
She's now dating someone else.
I'm sure that's so relatable to so many women, but it's like, why aren't you talking about the fact
that she didn't have kids?
Like, why didn't you bring that?
Why doesn't she, there'd be a whole episode.
They just don't talk about it?
They don't really talk about it.
She just kind of says like, oh, I didn't have children.
But it's like.
But I also think that's so relatable
to so many friend groups who like one friend decide
to have seven kids.
One friend has not.
I just wanted it.
One friend wanted kids, didn't have them.
I just wanted it to be more serious. And it's like, okay, this is like not a real,
your storyline is like, like sitcom-y.
I thought it was gonna be more like.
I wonder if it's like different editors
or different writers.
It's gotta be.
It has to be, cause.
I mean, the fashion is a little wonky too.
I'm like, guys, I get it.
It's like different and no one,
it's very Emily in Paris.
Like it's over the top. I mean, Carrie always I get it. It's like different and no one, it's very Emily in Paris. Like it's over the top.
I mean, Carrie always looks gorge.
Yeah.
But like, no, it makes me sad.
No, it makes me sad too.
It makes me sad.
And I, so now I've like been watching the old stuff
cause I'm like, no, those are the girls.
That's their personalities.
Their new personalities, not even them.
Maybe this is them in a different lifetime
where things, maybe they took Botox and it
hit them wrong.
No, they don't do work on their face, which never mind.
Thank you for trying to make me feel better and epically failing, but I just had to get
it off my chest.
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I go to plays now.
No, what is going on?
Because I think I'm better than you.
Oh, you watched Sex and the Sex and the Sex of the Night?
I was at a play.
I was wearing an artisar.
For people who don't know, I'm trying to go out to the Hamptons.
I got into the elevator today to come here
and my sweet, sweet, sweet next door neighbor,
he looks at me and he goes,
did you go to the Tony Awards last night?
And I was like, no, I didn't.
And then in my head I was like,
little do you know on my podcast,
I fucking hate musicals.
I was like, no, but it looked like a lovely evening.
The one thing I think you should see, it's not a musical. I was like, no, but it looked like a lovely evening. The one thing I think you should see,
it's not a musical, so get that smug look off your face,
is O'Mary.
Have you heard of O'Mary?
So, Cola Scola wrote a play.
Pardon?
Their name is Cola Scola.
Are they part of the Coca-Cola fortune?
They may or may not be.
Okay, sick.
They wrote a play about if Abraham Lincoln's murder
was actually good for Mary Todd Lincoln, his wife,
and that Mary Todd Lincoln is the alcoholic
wannabe cabaret singer singer and how she like...
Why did they make Mary Todd Lincoln the way in Dallas apps?
They're like, she'll have a cabaret show.
And there's hints that Abraham Lincoln-
Was gay.
It is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
I don't know if it was like,
I first thought like, is it just like the room or the vibes?
I thought it was the funniest thing I've ever seen
and I don't laugh at things.
I want to see it.
Why is it so funny to actually think about
how many gay men there had to have been in the 1700s?
They're all gay.
I mean, capris were trending.
You think a straight man did capris?
They wore wigs whenever they had a meeting.
There was someone that was like,
wait, what about a high sock?
They wore ballet flats. Ballet flats. wigs whenever they had a meeting. There was someone that was like, wait, what about a high sock?
They were belly flats. Belly flats.
Everyone said, wait, let me put a bow.
I think that'd be adorable.
Also, they were like, I don't want to write without a feather at the end of my pen.
Someone was like, did you see George's curls?
Like, no, literally get a proper blowout.
Straight men with a full blowout weave
and then writing with feather pens.
It's giving legally blonde.
No, it's really-
Then their signatures were, I'm sorry, like so gorgeous.
Gorgeous, gorgeous.
I've seen my brother write his own name.
He looks like a fucking four-year-old.
These guys are writing like, John Hancock,
that's a gay signature.
I know.
I know.
How'd you even get that last name?
That was around the time where you could pick them yourself.
Also, hot take, only men are allowed to go to war.
It's giving golf trips.
It's giving you guys all just wanna go hang out
and fight each other. Kiss each other.
And then they love their accessories
when they go to war too.
No, the colonial men were gay.
The like artfulness of their outfits is crazy. I need a historian who specializes in gay men in the 1700s.
It's one thing if when they went to war, they were wearing armor.
Right.
They literally just wearing fancy outfits.
Because if you compare them to the...
Who are the...
Gladiators?
The legions. Oh, oh are like the Glediators?
Oh, okay, the Glediators.
Or the Vikings.
The Vikings.
The Vikings had like bones of animal tusks in their head.
Yeah, the Vikings like are, you could tell, they're-
Apparently they like created STDs, the Vikings,
like they've spread their fucking seed.
I could so see that.
But like they probably had nice blue eyes.
Yeah, they had really good hair, I feel like, too.
Sorry, just had a sex dream.
But anyways, so then like,
I feel like the colonial men were like,
I'm not loving the hat wear.
I also have, this is fucked up,
but like, it's hard to know if someone's British
or just gay. Or gay.
And like, we are descendants, a lot of us,
of the Brits that came in, not me and you.
No, not us. Not us. But, of the Brits that came in, not me and you. No, not us.
Not us, but it was the Brits, the Dutch.
We're not responsible.
We're not involved in any of the original drama.
No, this place, not about us.
This place not about us.
Not about us.
We were trying to like make tomatoes.
No, my family, no.
There was olive oil involved.
We don't know what they were doing.
Were we fighting the mafia in Sicily?
Yes, but that's our own issue.
Yeah, we were literally other things.
But.
So anyway, it was, the show was amazing.
So anyway, Tom Jefferson.
Go see Oman.
See?
But it's funny, because I was like,
I'm not gonna like this play about history.
I hate history.
I don't wanna know about,
well, we should learn from history.
I do love a period piece.
You love a period piece.
The funniest thing about Kola's school is they were like,
I did literally zero research on her
and this is just how I felt.
There's so many political figures and men that there's like,
I feel like so many rumors that they're gay.
Like there was a rumor that JFK was gay.
Yeah.
That his best friend never got married. There's a lot that JFK was gay. Yeah. His best friend never got married.
There's a lot of roommate stories.
A lot of roommates.
If you're going to the south of France together,
that's a honeymoon, baby.
You're coming over for Christmas dinner?
Oh, you're sleeping together that night.
I mean, let's...
I do have to say, now that we're in our 30s,
if you meet a guy in his 30s with a roommate, gay, figure it out.
I'd rather have a studio.
Why don't Mormon want to be gay?
We would like you so much more.
Come out.
I do think though, in Hollywood,
it's still like archaic where if you find out the guy's gay,
he's not gonna get the leading Hollywood roles.
So that's why a lot of them are in the closet.
No, all the Bridgerton men are gay and I still love them.
Are they?
Just one, but.
Is Jonathan Bailey-
Gay.
I watched, when I watched Wicked,
I touched myself to him.
No, his season of Bridgerton,
like his sex scenes with like the girl
that he ends up marrying.
Yeah, like you're, I'm in it.
Do you know why I love gay men,
which goes back to the beginning of what we talked about?
Because they are the ultimate, I can never have them.
Like they-
The ultimate challenge.
The ultimate challenge.
I'm like, that man will never wanna fuck me
and that is my type.
Yeah.
That is my type too indeed.
That's biological, they don't wanna fuck you.
Yeah, Jonathan Bailey is-
So good looking.
So good looking.
Also, I watched the Tony's last night
cause I was a gay man in fast life.
Oh, they were on TV?
They were on TV last night.
Oh, I didn't even remember.
I know, well, I didn't tell you
because it was a lot of singing.
So I assumed.
I mean, I couldn't imagine.
But it started with this thing.
It started with Cynthia Erivo.
Okay.
And she's like, I think she's gonna go down
as like a Whitney Houston of our generation.
I feel like they're gonna get like a ton of Oscars
this year.
I just think it's weird that they didn't give them
anything before, because I don't like that whole like,
well wait for part two to come out.
I want my shit now.
Yeah, but I think that's true.
That's so annoying though, the politics behind it.
I didn't even know there was a part two
until a couple months ago.
Neither did I. Yeah.
And I'm worried about what's gonna a part two until a couple months ago. Neither did I.
And I'm worried about what's gonna happen.
No one tell me a spoiler.
I'd assume they're not doing another press tour.
Oh, they are.
I mean, these poor girls.
But what's interesting about Cynthia Rivo
is she actually had an album come out in 2021
that no one listened to.
And then Ariana gave her some positivity
and also Wicked did so well,
but now she has another album coming out.
But it's just so interesting,
there's so many talented people that put stuff out there
and no one listens to it.
And it's like, you wonder,
it's so great that Cynthia found her way
for us to be able to watch her host the Oscars
and be amazing.
Host the Tonys. Sorry, be amazing. Host the Tonys.
Sorry, the Tonys, the Tonys.
Oh, she hosted.
Yeah, she was the host.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's like dominating.
Did she have like a ton of alpha changes?
So many.
She's wearing Schiaparelli in the beginning,
which you know is our brand.
You loved.
I'm, yeah.
Obsessed with Schiaparelli.
I'm obsessed with Schiaparelli.
They reach out.
Hey, we saw the Daphne shirt shirt and we know you're behind it.
Um, Ben Stiller was there, which was random.
Why is Ben Stiller popping up everywhere?
Well, he made a joke about the Knicks game.
He's like, men love talking about the Knicks game.
Yeah, they love it.
Yeah, the Knicks lost.
I know there's a big crossover between theater
and sports fans, which is kind of funny.
People laugh. That's funny. He's funny. Yeah, the Knicks lost. I know there's a big crossover between theater and sports fans, which is kind of funny. People laughed.
That's funny.
He's funny.
Yeah, what else?
Adam Lambert was there.
Okay.
I love Adam Lambert.
Let him sing more.
Let him sing.
Nicole Schlesinger won.
She won a Tony.
Oh, and you saw that play.
And I saw that play.
Well, you're, sorry.
No, I'm like in it.
No.
I was like, okay, interesting.
I was like, I'm keeping notes. I feel like me talking shit about musical theater, it's like gonna that play. Wow, you're, sorry. No, I'm like in it. No. I was like, okay, interesting.
I was like, I'm keeping notes.
I feel like me talking shit about musical theater,
it's like gonna get to a point where you're like,
can you stop?
Wait, can I put out a, I just had a intuitive moment.
Yeah.
The same way how you were like, I hate cats,
and I was like, now it's my mission.
No, no, no, no, no.
In four years, she's gonna be starring
as Roxy on Broadway.
No, no. Well, if the money's right, no. In four years, she's gonna be starring as Roxy on Broadway. No, no.
Well, if the money's right, obviously.
Wait, I go to plays now? No, you like go to plays now.
I will say, I went out on a date one time with this one guy.
It was like maybe like our second or third date.
And, or was it our first? No, how do you go? Like our second or first. Yeah, or was it our first?
No, how do you have been like our second or first?
Yeah, that would have been insane.
And we went to a play and I remember feeling
like so New York City.
We left at, I was gonna say halftime, we left at-
It does feel so New York.
It's so New York.
I honestly prefer it to a movie.
Okay, come on, now you've hit your head.
When I was like going to the movies,
like I'm gonna go somewhere,
I wanna see people sweat. Are you kidding me?
I wanna see people work. You're sick.
I want you to- You wanna sit in a chair
that's two sizes too small.
I want you to sit on my own.
And stand in a line and they don't even really
have any good snacks.
I just have Raisinets.
You know they do eight shows a week.
It kinda made our tour- This schedule, look. No. It's crazy. It kind of made our tour.
It's crazy.
They're all dying.
Honestly.
They're all literally were at the Tony's like,
I'm so tired.
Thank you.
I have to go back to my place tomorrow.
No, anyone on Broadway listened to like my beta blogger
episode and was like, fucking loser.
Like, suck it off.
No, that's all I say when I go to plays.
I'm like, and then they're gonna do this again.
I told you my, like, I had a demonic ex-boyfriend
who was like so negative all the time
and he was definitely depressed,
but like I didn't see it because he was tall.
Because he was so hot though.
He was so hot and he was miserable to be around,
but no one knew.
Everyone was just like, you guys are so happy together.
But I'm like, why when I'm with him,
do I feel like the world is full of doom and gloom?
I told this story before, but it's just so funny.
At the end of the first half, he looks at me
and he's like, this place is so obvious, this play.
It's so stupid.
And he's smart.
Oh, you've told me this story.
And he was like, he's gonna kill himself.
He goes, it's obvious the main guy's gonna kill himself.
I said, what?
And I assume like he knows things
cause he's smart and tall and hot.
And I was like, wow, I literally missed that.
I didn't see any inkling
that the man was gonna kill himself.
And I'm like, this is gonna be really heavy, this play.
So like it goes back on and the whole time I'm like,
that man's about to die.
Like he's gonna take his whole life.
Lips.
No one died. No one died.
No one died.
I left that play, I said, you're a sick fuck.
Yeah, you should see Kyle.
Get out of my life, dated him for six more months.
Yeah.
We have to plan your escape.
But it is funny when you see A-list people like,
Sarah Shook Snook Shivroy from Succession.
You're just saying, oh yes.
So I'm very in the third community.
Oh, okay, yeah.
She's on Broadway.
Yes, the star of Hacks has her own show on Broadway.
No way, oh yeah, I did see that advertised.
And then George Clooney.
George Clooney has a show.
Babe, you were so popular on Broadway.
When, this summer?
It's been.
Hold on.
It's called, I forget.
George Clooney is currently in New York right now doing a stint on Broadway.
Yes.
Who's at the Lake Cuomo house?
So it's interesting how these A-listers have all the money in the world.
They've done all the biggest things and they're like, you know what I want to do?
Like torture myself doing Broadway, but it's such a beautiful art, I guess.
Well, here's the thing too.
They want it, you got?
There was no TikTok.
There was no nothing.
It was theater camps.
If you wanted to be an actress, it was like,
you have to go to this camp as a child in the summer.
Or it was like- So they all probably have
theater training is what you're saying.
Yeah, so like that is, I feel like how you broke
into entertainment.
Think about how many people they were probably friends with
that they like came up and now they're like,
oh, let's like all be in it.
Where we have kids like posting on YouTube
and then rising to fame.
So there's no like.
But like after watching O'Mary, I was like,
do we need to write a play?
Like I, I.
I haven't slept in 32 years.
I'm tired.
I'm tired grandpa. I haven't slept in 32 years.
I'm tired, I'm tired.
I'm tired, grandpa.
We're not writing a play, okay?
Wait, you as Roxy though?
No, I, no.
Do you know how not only is that like physical energy,
it's mentally, you have to memorize everything.
You have to memorize the dance numbers.
You're so good at memorization.
I am really good at memorization, I will say that.
But then you have to physically go out there and do it?
No.
No.
Were you ever diagnosed with dyslexia?
No.
I just wanted to know.
Did they say something recent?
No.
No, we definitely have something, but I'm too old now.
They're like, I can't do any of the dusting.
They're like, you don't have to take an exam.
It'll figure itself out.
That's been my response to everything.
The kinks get worked out over time.
It'll figure itself out.
Last weekend, Des had shows in Stamford, Connecticut.
Yeah.
And as a, not a joke, but like, I was like,
oh, wouldn't it be fun if like I went with you
and I like opened for you?
But I was like joking.
I love, you're always letting the gigglers in on like,
okay, so last time I joined Nya on my husband,
this is how I went about it.
He on burner phone does this whole thing.
He's like, I have a surprise guest
coming to my Connecticut show.
Like, I don't want to say who it is,
but it's a big surprise.
And we get off and I go, who are you talking about?
It goes, you.
I was like, oh, I just said that.
Like I didn't say it's gonna happen.
He's like, oh, well you don't have to.
But like I kind of hinted at it.
And the next thing you know,
we're driving an hour and a half to Stamford, Connecticut,
but it was fun,
because I got to kinda surprise the gigglers
and go on stage.
What were the vibes that Connecticut was giving,
will I move there and have a family?
Greenwich is fancy, we had to go through Greenwich.
It's its own world, it has a lot of greenery.
Chris is from Connecticut, do you wanna speak to it, Chris? I think Paige ends up in Greenwich. It's its own world. It has a lot of greenery.
Chris is from Connecticut.
Do you want to speak to it, Chris?
I think Paige ends up in Greenwich.
In Connecticut?
Yes.
In Greenwich specifically.
How far is it from the city?
Probably under an hour to get to Greenwich.
Yes.
Your kids are going to be such little douches.
Dicks.
Such dicks.
Not you, Chris.
Really, I do wonder if we both have boys.
I feel like how many times in my head when they're teenagers, I'll just be like, you're
the worst.
Because at the end of the day, they will be boys.
Yeah.
I hate to say boys will be boys.
No, I can't give birth to a boy.
You're literally adding to the world ending. I hate to say it, but I feel like I keep being like, oh my God, I can't give birth to a boy? You're literally like adding to the world ending.
I hate to say it, but like, I feel like I keep being like,
oh my God, I can't give birth to a boy.
But like, I'm gonna be such a boy mom.
I feel like I'm almost gonna be like too girly
to be a girly mom.
Cause I'm like, no, that's mine actually.
Can't have that.
Well, Angel or Psychic said there is a boy waiting to come.
So I think it's fully gonna be a boy.
I think I love a boy first.
I think it's gonna be a boy.
Last thing, I don't know if I was starting this
at the very end, but have you considered
raising your kids in the city?
Yeah.
Because I could see that for you.
Me too.
If you're not freaked out.
It has incredible schools.
The kids grow up around more diversity
and more just culture, which is like shapes who you are
for a long time.
They're gonna go to the ballet.
They could go to a play.
Yeah, I want them to be in a music theater camp
just to see if they like it.
And I want my daughter to walk out and be like,
this shit is lame.
And I'm like, that's my girl.
Get in the car.
I was hanging out with a mom in Connecticut this weekend
and she has kids who are like 16 and 12
and she literally looks at them and she's like,
if you guys are gay, like, I actually want you to be.
Like it would be, and the boys are like, we're not gay.
And she's like, but if you are, I would love you still.
Are you sure you're not?
She's like poking, bothering,
she's like, are you sure you're not gay?
I think you are.
Literally every ex-boyfriend.
I'm like, I'd love you more if you were, please come out.
Do you think he's hot?
It was, it's just so crazy, the different generations.
I forgot what I was gonna say.
That's okay. And I think that's how we know. And that's forgot what I was gonna say. That's okay.
And I think that's how we know.
And that's how we'll wrap it up.
That's how we know we're done.
Daphne is officially out, launched.
Thank you so much for ordering.
She's alive.
And if we do run out of certain things,
I just wanna say this, if we do run out of certain things,
we'll be restocking later in the summer.
I have one dress that we're definitely putting out
this summer because I need it to be out.
So if you weren't able to purchase anything,
don't worry, we're gonna...
But also it could have not been sold out.
But I don't know.
Now I'm like, oh!
Oh!
But anyway, thank you guys.
We love you guys, bye!
["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]