Giggly Squad - Giggling about networking, nervous stomachs, and tough mudders

Episode Date: September 15, 2026

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Sup gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. Got away from me? Hello. What's up my gorgeous gigglers? Okay, she's awake.

Paige was like, let's record at 8 a.m. And I'm like, okay, well, I'm tired. You go. Oh, now you're yawning. Now you're yawning. You were so confident. That was a good one. That was a good yon.

I was so confident. You want to know what? I don't know what day it is. Like, I didn't have a weekend. Fashion week actually fucked you up. Plus, you were like the face of the NFL because we were a sports podcast. So. Wait, what the fuck was?

I think they thought you were a sports reporter. No. I think they were like Aaron Andrews went brunette. I was sitting in a box with Jada kiss. So iconic. And Jose Alvarado. Yes, the Knicks player. And so, like, I figured, oh, yeah, they're going to take your picture in, like, the merch.

And, like, we might put it on, like, the Giants Instagram. And I was like, totally. Of course, like, I'll do whatever you need. And really, I got this. I only got the tickets because my brother wanted to go. And so then when I saw the page six video, I was like, wait. Guys, honestly, not that big of a deal that I'm at the Giants game. Like, don't give us a fuck that I'm at.

at the Giants game. I do. I really do. Actually, all the Gigglers were waiting. The best thing about the Gigglers is there's all these sports pages that occasionally will post us. Or just a woman. Or just someone that looks like a woman.

Anything close to long hair, they freak out. They're really mad about it. Then there was the U, the ATP is. Like the, sorry, it's so fucking early, you guys. But I like it when it's early because I have, the thoughts of the day haven't hit me yet. Like, this is our purest form. These are our souls wrong. This is like when you're supposed to meditate.

I haven't been tainted by anything yet today. I haven't checked an email. No one's bothered me. So, yeah, the ATP tour posted like all the celebrities and I was sitting in front of Jayne the Brunson, but it was like, honestly, and he's the best pick I've ever taken sitting in front of Jay and Branson. No, you looked gorgeous. And you were like, you were like so unaware of the camera. For the first time in my life, by the way.

No, so you can pick up on like, wait, she's just being naturally pretty. By the way, I've never not been aware of a camera. The USO was the only time that they're able to catch me in my natural habitato. And I was so into the match. But anyway, the comments, it's four. Gigglers being like, tag had a fucking burner. And then if anyone said anything like, who is that girl? They go, she played Division I tennis and she deserves to be there.

She deserves to be there. No, they're so funny. It made my life. Someone, like, didn't like my shoes. And the gigglers were like, um, she actually planned this outfit and it's actually perfect for a football game. You wouldn't, you don't know what you're talking about. there were valid concerns about my outfit with Chelsea Handler at the US Open.

I just want to talk about it. Yeah. Now, as you guys know, my truth is, admin is not my strong suit. Also, if you listen to the pod and you're a real one, you know, I didn't know what I was going the US Open that day. I forgot that I told Chelsea Handler, yeah, I'll come to the US Open with you. You want her to just whip out an entire full rowflorn look? I'm not a page Audi de Sorbo.

I don't have a closet full of just, oh, for a. a U.S. Open night. She didn't see something on a website in February, 2024, and think, one day I'll wear this to the U.S. Open and just have it in her closet. So I had an outfit planned for a fashion week party, which if you look at it in that lens,

you're like, oh, I could totally see, you know, in Soho, kind of walking in with that. We couldn't be more different. So then I was like, how do we make this tennis? And then there's this amazing Harlem designer that I found. She has like, 2,000

followers and she has this um it's called four C's official and she has this tennis bag that i had her courier it to me and i was like now the outfit is tennis and but granted yeah i looked like a little club rat but then also it's the u.s open it's used open nighttime but also kind of yeah it also kind of gave like wait she's like cool she's not like she's not like she's not coming to the u.s open and wearing like a maxi skirt with a collared shirt That was the first time it went to the open. It actually kind of like worked in like an early 2000s one. I kind of felt like I was the celebrities that go to the Coachella who were like we've been here so many times.

We're just going to wear whatever. No, you were like a senior. You were a senior at the U.S. Open. By the way, we have so much to talk about. No, I have so much. I guess I'll just get mine out of the way of the U.S. Open thing. where it look, you guys. I,

first of all, Andy Cohen. He was there. Andy Cohen, I don't know if you saw this. Andy Cohen gets interviewed by like, I think it was like the ESPN girls, who you know are gigglers.

And they're like, Andy, which Bravo Liberty would you want to be your doubles partner? And they're like so excited. You could tell they're like setting him up. And he's like, huh, hmm. Like,

like no idea. He's like, couldn't he couldn't pull a name like goes on a little too long being like what what it who and they're like Hannah burner and he's like oh Hannah yeah I love and then I'm like did I not make it clear enough on bravo that I play tennis I feel like you did I feel like you said it enough times did you guys did you guys know I play tennis apparently not it was like part of the reason they fired you no literally they were like if tennis comes out of her mouth one more time we're going to have pull the plug. There were like three guys that were like, wait, she's actually really good.

Get her off the show. Someone said their favorite part was when someone was having a fight and I was in the background playing tennis. They were like, I feel like you're just here for the zip line. Oh my God, Grace is going to kill me. You're not recording? No, I was recording, but my volume was all the way down. Oh, it's okay. Oh, yeah. Okay, so then we got there. I'm really good friends with a girl who works for the USTA. If you don't have the USTA is the United States Tennis Association. Now as you guys know, I'm not a good networker. I'm not going up any ladders. And Hannah, that's one thing we're really aligned with. Like when I graduated college, I feel like people were like, and then you have to network and you have to network. And I'd get a pit in my stomach. And let me just tell you something I've never

networked in my life. I've never asked someone for coffee. I've never seen someone in a room and fuck off. No, they have to come to me and then we'll hit it off. Yeah. because it's natural. So I happen to play tennis with this girl. We pop. Shout out Chelsea since we're like 10 years old. And we weren't like friends per se. But we never had beef, which is actually huge.

So like if you haven't had beef with someone who you play junior tennis with, you're like, we're best friends. You're basically sisters. And then she went on to play for Illinois and I went to play for Wisconsin. Anyway, long so short, she texted me. She was like, if you want to go to the semis, let me know I got you. I was like, amazing, I'll go come with Chelsea. So we come in and they're like, okay, let's take your seats.

We're walking past Sierra and Russell Wilson who went to Wisconsin, go badgers. We walk past on the winter. I'm like, okay, it's kind of weird. We walk past Jalen Brunson and Ben Stiller. I'm like, okay, I'm so crazy. They put me in the best seat of the house right behind the server, meet Chelsea, and then Brian Valhalla is the USA president. I realize.

Wait, what's his last name? I like that. Valhali, he's also one of the, like, first out former tennis players. Like, he's an icon.

That is so inspiring. Yeah. And he's, and he's running the USDA, which is really, really fucking cool. So anyway, it was just Brian being like,

can I sit next to show see him? Hannah. Someone's like, how'd you get there? I'm like, I think the guy just wanted to, like, laugh the whole time in the front.

And then, you know, that I was, I thought I was coaching Tiafo. Well, that's what I want to do at a tennis match. I want to just laugh the whole time. Did you feel pressure being in that seat? I trained my whole life for this moment. Yeah.

When I tell you, I was like locked, I was locked into the point that I was like, foe, let's go, foe, foe, foe, breathe. Okay, I'm going to need you breathe right now. Come on. You're like eyes. Wait, did you ever think about being a tennis coach? In that moment, I was. You know, uh-oh.

As you guys know, my dad was my coach, and he coached the Begins Girls tennis team. I come from a line of coaches. I love coaching. And you know what? I coached the gigglers every day. And one day I will be a coach. If you yawn one more time after you told us to record at 8 a.m. With your long fingers blocking your mouth, I can see that yawn.

I know. I'm sorry. I'm a working, I'm a busy gal. I had to fit it in this morning. Honestly, you did this to me last week. So. Wait, you're so right. you're so right even um i met linds yvonne for the first time did you obsessed with her obsessed

lindsay von is the skier yes now lindsay's of all time skier um she also we were such girls because we met and within five minutes we were talking about like dating and like how to just like the deepest possible chat like men would never understand that and i like when you meet a girl and you have this like, like the first thought that you both have is like, we don't know each other, but like you're a girl and I'm a girl. So like, also as two former athletes combined many Olympic titles, we really connected over that. Okay. Oh, we're sitting with Lindsay Vaughn and Renee Stubbs.

Renee Stubbs's eyes light up. Someone just walked in. It's Jalen Brunson and Allie Brunson from the Knicks. the king and the first lady of new york now ali brenson's a giggler and arguably like my best friend so she's like i haven't met jalen yet when i tell you this man's an angel yeah he he looks like he's really nice you know how like people have an aura his aura is so good and calming but he also is silly like he was one. I've met a lot of male athletes that like won't make eye contact with women in the room. And then when you say something funny, they like don't hear it. He literally was looking for the next

joke. Like he like wanted to laugh and was like down to clown and was so funny and cute. So we're all. And he is a podcast with Josh. And I feel like I'm like Josh and you're like Jalen. So anyway, regardless, we're having fun. I'm not embarrassing myself. Like I'm feeling good. I'm like two honeydip sips in. Honeydew Sips in. Which is like. I like honey dip though. I know. What's a honey dip? I don't know, but I like that.

You're like, she's cute. She's... Yeah. Then Ben Stiller comes up. Am I supposed to be saying all this information? Anyway. Yeah, this is crazy. This sounds like a made-up story.

Ben Seller came up. He was like, no. That's all right of my size. Ben Stiller. Well, first of all, everyone's saying hi because we're all like, you know, just... It's Ben-Sneller. And then he looks at me and he's like, I know you from somewhere. And I'm like, co-host Giggly Squad.

He was like, oh, you're a comedian. So my mind is blown. That's when I started to get a little like not cool. Yeah. And I'm so excited to standing there with Ben Stiller and Jalen Brunson. And I have this, okay, this is the one bad moment of the night for me that I haven't forgotten, clearly. It keeps repeating in my head. There's always one.

I just like, there was kind of a moment where there was a silence. And I was like, this came out of, you know this came out of nowhere. where I just go. You always do something like this. This is like I wouldn't even cross my mind to do something like this. I already know what you're going to say before you even said it. My grandpa played basketball coach in Brooklyn. Who did you say this too?

And Stiller and Jalen Breton. And what they say? Well, as I was saying it, you know, when you realize you don't have an ending to the story. So I go, and they were like listening. Like they were like, tell us the story. They were like, they were like, yeah. Yeah, no, literally.

This is your one shot to become our friend. What do you want to say? And as I'm saying it, I'm like, oh, no, no, this is not going anywhere. Because you could tell immediately if someone's like, oh, that's a cool story. And it wasn't. So I was like, but it was my grandpa from heaven telling me to say hi to them. That's what was happening. It came out like.

He needs to chill the fuck out. I said, grandpa, not right now. Grandpa. He's involved in so many facets of our life. I'm never really. I didn't even meet the man. He was on Summerhouse. I know, but I never met him.

Stop, now I'm going to get emotional. It's only 8.22 a.m. page, I can't do this right now. Oh, my God. Don't be emotional because you want to know what? You are 35 years old and you still have a set of grandparents. No one has that. So I don't feel bad for you.

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Fruit flies be gone. Okay. So then I say, basically my grandpa played, I mean, coach basketball, Brooklyn. But, you know, there's nothing to this story. Like, I literally was like, but like, at least I got out early. Like, I knew to get out early. At least you acknowledge. I was like, this isn't going anywhere.

I just need to tell you guys that. And I was like, okay. You're like just crazy. But that was definitely, I like, you know, when you feel it, you're like, that was not good. That wasn't good. Yeah. But then I turned to Ben and I'm like, we have to recover.

And I was like, I'm so excited for the documentary. And he lights up. He gets happy. And I said, you know, I always say when your phone goes horizontal, Ben Stiller's up to something. And he starts laughing. And then I'm like, get out, get out, get out, get out. So I get out of the...

You said that's interesting. Yeah. Sometimes? No, I'm out of control. When I'm not around you, I'm like, who is that girl? I don't want to blame anyone, but Chelsea Handler is an enabler. You turn into a 1940s, like, you know what I always say?

No, I'm a dad with a waitress coming to the table. Like, we got to get a good on the line right now. I love Chelsea Handler because she's literally me, but we're dangerous together, where she literally looked at me at one point and she's like, if we say anything embarrassing, we could just go to the other side of the room and they'll forget. And I'm like, perfect. Like, because we're just, but we're good. Like, we come in and we literally separated.

We're mingling, mingling, come back together. She's like, we're a good team. And we're just blah, blah, blah, blah. I did say something also risky to Jalen. But this was after like we'd been talking like the whole night. We're having so much fun and we're sitting down. And Tiafa was losing. And everyone's kind of feeling upset.

And I turned to Jalen and I'm just like, can you give them like some words of advice or something? And Jalen like kind of like smiles and I go, do you know anything about like sports leadership? That's, and he like really started laughing. But like it was risky and I had to do it after like we'd had some camaraderie. Yeah. And then I told Russell Wilson that we both played badgers, played for Wisconsin together. Oh, okay. I feel like that's like you, that's like a normal thing.

Yeah. And I also was like, you don't remember me. we got drug tested together. But anyway, then I met Jojo. I saw. We're both 35, like the exact same age, which is crazy because I'm like, wait, you blew up at, like, 12. I was obsessed with her. She's another one, like, immediately three minutes in.

We were, like, talking about, like, just the deepest thing you can imagine. She is such an angel. When she became famous, like, when she had that, like, that, what was the song that, like... It's just too little too late. It's a little to run. Yeah. And I can. She like made me want to grow up.

I know. Okay. I looked at her. I said, look at me. I said, look at me. I was like, how do you dozen? Look at me. You inspired so many girls to leave and get out.

And I can't quantify how valuable that is. Well, I don't know, because we were 12 and so we weren't running away from home. I'm like, I'm not holding her hand anymore. Stop telling people. we kissed we didn't wait is she married i think she has a man i don't know if she's married but her she she's like i didn't know if she was like married with kids or like i kind of want her to like blow up right now me too also do you know who i'm obsessed with adela it's literally on my list to talk about things that are keeping the economy going is every time the girls get a goddamn

anthem like I don't think that guys even understand what it does for our insides speaking of when we went to Michael cores I met the singer ash who sings stop the wedding what you say to her I we just locked eyes and I was like I think that's her because she has like an iconic haircut and she had sunglasses on she looks like a 19 like 50s celebrity like she looks like someone that was born to be famous just by her like yeah like vibe and we just like went up to each other and we embraced each other like it was one of those moments where you're like I'm a girl you're a girl we agree on things that's hug and it was very emotional and I really enjoyed it it is hard to make eye contact with someone with sunglasses I've had a couple I thought they were making eye contact

yeah the pull I felt like you kind of did it with Jordan across the so Jordan Woods was wearing sunglasses couldn't tell that she was making eye contact but took a risk they felt like you were but we were shout out jordan woods go nix um by the way michael coars can we just say tell them about the new york times wait wait i'm literally that friend i'm like tell them the story tell the story we're like walking to our seats and we get like stopped by like these four people sitting like in a road who look really important yeah who looked like smart people like oh you guys are here For a reason, yeah. Yeah, and, yeah, like, you're supposed to be here because you're like, this is, we're just like, we're chatting.

Like, hey, I'm in a turtleneck. Like, I think I said that at one point. I was like, and I'm in a turtleneck, you know. When in doubt, just say what's happening. Yeah, like at the Giants game, I'm like, and Taylor Swift might perform here tomorrow. You don't know. Is it confusing? And my grandpa played, please.

It was a coach. wait i just realized i make fun of you for things that i do because it's projection and that's what happens in a morning pod because she's she's just pure i'm clear-headed she's clear-headed wait well were we just saying and then someone oh three really important people were like hey we love you we they said something i've heard what they said they stop us oh my god we're huge fans we're like oh my god like we're huge fans like what do you do and they're like we're the new y'y York Times. Like I actually stopped for a moment because I was like.

And I didn't realize I say this because I don't realize when I do things. I go, I literally said to New York Times, I love your work. Because you want to know what? Sometimes when I meet a girl on the street or like I'm in a room with people and they are taken seriously in their workplace. I get intimidated. I'm like, what is it like to be taken so seriously in your workplace? because I'm a joke.

Like my workplace is a joke. And in terms of journalism, the smaller the font, the more important they are. And if you ever try to read a New York Times article, you got to squint. Wait, can I say this was not even on my list, but... Go for it. Since you brought up the New York Times, I don't understand how everyone's playing the New York Times games every day. Like, you know, like you're like, oh, I'll do the wordle every day.

or like I'll do the what guys am I really dumb because I'm not getting the word I'm never listen to me I'm never getting the word okay I tried to play one of them the other day and it was like here's all these letters and you pick out how many words are in there and I'm like no no then then I've been personally attacked this week then I'm at the Chanel event and I'm getting interviewed by like I want to say it was like Harper's Bazaar and it was a man and he goes spell mademoiselle. No, no, no, no, that's illegal. I looked at him, I said, you don't ask a lady to do that. But I'm quick on my goddamn feet and there was a sign behind me that had it written. So I glanced and I read it. That's how you passed college. And that's how I pass Spanish.

Like literally do not put me on the spot like that. I'm really sorry that happened to you. No, so I was like thrown off. I'm trying to have a nice night go to my first Chanel event. And then this man asks me to spell. And I'm like... Look at it. And be like put together an outfit.

I said, I'm wearing a vintage jean. You want me to sweat right now? By the way, shout out to your vintage gene. I didn't realize the detail. Thank you. The side detail of the Chanel on it, like that was iconic. Page, I need help with my outfits for September. It's so hard to dress because I'm like, I need a jacket.

I need layers. But then I'm like, it's all so hot out still. What do you do? I know. September really makes me want to just like get rid of all my clothes and buy all new things. Like I'm not going back to school, but for some reason I need a back to school wardrobe. Yeah. And it's like new year, new me.

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i didn't feel fully comfortable the entire night like you know when you don't know if you're pulling it off or not all night like you classic you you look you look in the mirror and you're like no i'm and then i see it again and i'm like she's a joke like everyone's laughing at you and then i look and i'm like no she's this has never been done before and then i'm like you need to go home you're fucking embarrassing that's how i felt with a side part are you Are you petting Kitty right now? Yeah, yeah, I'm how'd you? But it looks like you're petting your pillow of Kitty.

So, yeah, I was chewing, like, you know, those really thick potato chips. Like, they're, like, homemade potato chips. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm not, like, a good chewer. Like, I'm gulping shit. Like, I'll just shove it in, like, a snake eating a rat. But I guess at the time I was trying to be. Jesus.

Sorry, it's 833. That was crazy. It is crazy how snake eat whole rats. I mean, it's nuts. Open up the jaw. But as you know, I can't open my jaw up right now. It was funny because I was thinking like I was serving cunt in my side part, but then you can't serve cunt when you're like chewing the entire time. Like take a breath, babe.

But maybe that's the new like AI baseball girl in the crowd. She's just chewing. Well, I was like, what is she eating that it's taking? that long. No, it's those, what are those chips called? Like, it's like the like New England chips that are like, they break into a trillion pieces too in your mouth and you have to like find them. Tell me about Fashion Week. I go to the Coast show, which are my favorite t-shirt. First of all, when they invited me, I'd never been to their show before and I was like, wait, I'm actually genuinely very excited for the show because I, I just love their stuff. They have like

really good basic stuff. I love their t-shirts. Actually, that was the t-shirt I was wearing. on Morgan Stewart. So I go for a fitting and to like pick out my outfit for what I'm going to wear to it and I'm like looking through all the stuff. Josephine spots this like men's shirt that has like a matching tie. And like a pop of purple was like their whole theme for the collection. Oh, I didn't even know that. So I pick out like my shirt.

I add like a jacket. I'm like, let me see some accessories. They had this hat. I was like, yes, I'm getting a hat. I was between doing a purple glove and a purple sock. That's what I was picking between. And then I ultimately went with a purple sock. I get to the show.

I am sitting down. Jenna Lyons is sitting next to me. Jessel from Real Housewives comes. Warkey-Kee-Kee-ing. See Roos is there. I'm like, oh, like my front. Like this is actually, I'm having a good time. Like it's Sunday.

Me and Josephine just took pictures. I have no stress. I'm going to the, I'm going to the, It's the perfect day. Yeah, you're having like a fun day. Nothing's coming in my way. So show starts, okay. We're maybe, maybe a minute 30 into the show, not even.

And this woman starts walking down the runway, she's holding a sign. And I'm like, oh, my God. I've never seen a protester at a fashion show in real life. Like, I've only ever seen this on TV or like in a movie. She's holding a sign up. I'm like, yeah, you can't read. You're like, give her a second. No, because New York Fashion Week banned fur.

Like, even if you sell real fur, in your collection that you're showing at New York Fashion Week, you can't have real fur. So, like, I have never, and I don't know when that happens. Yeah. I mean, I think it was a couple years ago. Peter put the foot down. She's walking down. She has the sign. Security immediately comes, grabs her.

pulls her away. Okay, I'm like, oh, one off. Truly 30 seconds later, you hear this other guy yelling, like really yelling, like a real commotion. He has no sign. He's walking down the runway, and I mean he's walking down, like, with a mission. Sorry, I'm just envisioning you in your little hat. No, literally, I'm, like, sitting there.

I'm like, I'm wearing a fucking purple. sock are you guys kidding are you kidding right now so he goes i don't know what i don't know how who where they where he went i'm sitting next to this gorgeous gorgeous girl jenna lines is to my right gorgeous girl to my left she goes i can feel that she's like she's like sitting up in her seat like when the people are coming down and so like i look at her and i'm like crazy right and she's like no like i'm actually like kind of nervous and i go oh my god don't be nervous now i'm like her protector don't be yeah i'm like don't be nervous there's so much security guard and there's an exit door right there like right over there and i like point to it i'm

like we'll all we'll just run i could tell she was very nice but she goes she goes to me she goes to me okay but i'm a model and so i think i'm more nervous and i look at her and i go ugly people should be I agree. I agree. Wait. Also, you are the OG child model. You're a model. I'm like, I should be braver. It's happened to her before when she's been on the runway and it's like scary.

I'm sure it's way scarier when you're on the runway. I don't, I guess they're told what to do in an emergency situation, but it's always different when you're like experiencing it. So then shows over and I'm like, oh my God, that was crazy. It felt very 90s. Like, and I thought nothing of it. I'm like, another New York day. Speak your truth.

Yeah, another New York day. Like, I don't, what, okay. So I leave, I go home. Then I'm starting to see like the Instagrams. A whole separate thing happened in like a different section. Okay. There were two other protesters that like I don't, I didn't even see one of them. Like it, he never even rounded.

my corner the one day i'm like you don't need a beta blocker the one day you don't take a beta blocker maybe thank god i didn't because i was like alert and ready i was ready to put this model on my back and run to an exit sorry i'm like nervously the computer's gonna die but anyway so that was sunday of fashion week but we had so much fun i guess it was friday we went to vithertofft and cores oh Yes, we did. We went to Witherhof. I love when our outfits are so opposite. We're just like in our prime.

It's my favorite thing. Witherhoft was a like real performance. It was really artsy. No, it was so artsy. I loved it. I felt like I was in like a New York City like NYU like class that I was like, he's a genius. Like I felt so fucking artsy.

And afterward I was going to. ask you what you thought the meaning of it was and I'm like I'm not going to deal I'm not going to do that to her yeah hand to God I have no fucking idea what he was trying to explain there I was like and where the baby come from and that was the beauty of it it leaves you questioning who's head is this supposed to be right in the middle I love that it was like a theater though wait so then I'm at the Giants game and like back to sports thank God every time I go somewhere where like it's not my thing like I try and figure out like okay what in this moment am I like can I be

similar to like where can I find the commonality in what I'm doing with my personality and then I'm sitting there and I'm like wait a minute I am a giant I love New York City I represent New York City New York City is truly the best city. If you are thinking, if you're a girl and you're thinking about moving to New York City at any age, fucking do it. If you're in your 20s and you're thinking about New York City, it is the best experience. You could ever experience. The saying is absolutely true.

If you can make it in New York, you can make it anywhere. And if you haven't made it in New York, have you even made it? When a tree falls and no one hears it, it didn't even fall. You love shoulder paths. I love. Then I thought, but my soul and my heart is in New Jersey. I was about to call you out on that. But I, and that's why you're a giant because they're in New Jersey. I'm a giant. Did you enjoy the game? Okay, I did enjoy the game. I ate a hot dog. My brother really enjoyed the game. And that was the whole reason that I went. Yes, they did. Do you know, I've never gone to a game i've never gone to a professional game where whatever team i wanted to win didn't win oh yeah

you just thought that sports you're like you go you watch the home team win and you go home yeah so don't piss me off i i love that i also do have to announce i have started my fantasy league um how's that going wait this is so funny taylor donahue taylor strecker's wife who's on house of Rossi is runs the league and we've been doing this league for years now what's your team name oh my god it's from like when I was like 23 it's I don't even know like it's not good it's something stupid well why can you change I think I should be able to I need to rebrand for sure my fantasy league this is because you're not evolved yeah I mean what's the color what's the theme you know are we getting together are we having chicken wings or what are we doing we do this like crazy zoom

draft which is really funny but we're at the zoom draft and some guy pops up and i watched house of stasi and i go that's rob from house of stossi and rob's whole storyline was he stopped talking to bo because of a fantasy football drama and i go wait a second you go i love one life imitates art rob's been on the team for years i just didn't know who like rob was got so then i'm like just a couple reality TV people hanging out. I'm approaching this fantasy year mature. Did I lose to Andrew Collin yesterday? Yes.

Am I processing that for the rest of the week? And it's going to like hurt everything I do throughout the week because deep down I'm disappointed myself and don't believe I should experience joy because I'm so embarrassed. Yes. But I am taking this on as like it's luck. And it doesn't define.

who I am as a person. Totally. Which brings me to a life update. I finally, after two or three years of fucking around, got Envisaline yesterday again. Now,

you know me with doctors. I get there. No one's saying anything. They just throw that thing in your mouth where suddenly you're like lodged open like a crocodile so i'm like even if i was going to ask a question about what's about to happen to me like they couldn't hear me and then for the next hour it's just at one point this never happened before they took a thing that like vibrates to like separate your teeth yeah that was

i had no idea what was going on that's a great yeah that's a crazy have you ever had the sandpaper thing like what they were doing and then it would vibrate yeah they just like oh i hate they like sandpaper your teeth down to like make space i like a doctor that's like okay we're about to like just tell me yeah because you know in the doctor's office like you envision it's the worst thing ever like i'm like this is a chainsaw it feels like a chainsaw i like to be blind i know but then i envision the worst like i'm like how big is this sandpaper chainsaw that you're putting to my gum right now see if you didn't know that it was a sandpaper chainsaw you wouldn't even know it had a size long story short i was kind of freaking out but then they like do it all they also like my lips bleeding

like my mouth cannot expand and also i think my massators were like shaking at one point because they're like we can't handle this right now like i was it was so they're like uh i don't know if you know but we've been numb for six months what's the what's going on here? They finally pull it out and then she tells me like okay you're back on your invisible line and she tells me and you know i can't emotionally handle this right now she goes and these are rubber bands for what i go but i haven't had rubber bands since i was 14 getting braces and i got like neon yellow and i thought i was the shit what would you need rubber bands for i guess my overbite but like it's not easy to put the rubber bands in and i literally

walked out of that place and i was like i can't emotionally handle rubber bands right now and a gig of course there's like dentist gigglers always in my dms because the gigglers are geniuses so i just go to one of the DMs and I'm like hey hey patient here because also the first time I did Invisaline I didn't have rubber bands did my mouth like get way worse like I don't know what maybe they're trying to do it like really fast or something I don't know but I want to be like baby we're lucky I'm here right now how long do you have to wear the rubber bands I already I think popped one of the things on the side and I can't do the rubber band on one side wait Hannah no you're not not doing rubber bands also what's with Gen Z like getting braces and then like keeping them on what the fuck are you doing? No, truly, like, what the hell is this? Maybe it's like an insurance thing. No, I think they're like trying to be like quirky and weird and it's like an accessory. It's weird.

I did Invisaline. I was great at it and then I went on tour for like the fourth time and I just couldn't get it together. So now I have to start from scratch. It's going to take 20 weeks and that's supposed to be with my rubber bands. I'm not wearing my rubber bands. So I'm not going on this journey with you. Okay. I respect.

And I honestly, I respect your boundaries. I respect that. You're like, and that's where I'm going to have to put a wedge in between our friendship. No, Paige. I mean, I haven't heard of a rubber band in someone's mouth in 15 years. I get to a coffee shop with my husband after this. And he looks at me and he's like, what's going on over here? And I order obviously like a bacon egg cheese croissant.

and I'm trying to take it out. I don't know if I take the rubber bands out first or like with it. I start taking it out with the rubber band. The rubber band flings across, hits him in the chest. No, it's actually a hazard. Also, I think I swallowed a rubber band. Hannah, you get that in Des his eye. He's done.

That's it. He's wearing a patch. Now, for the rest of your marriage, he's in a patch. Also, like, I can barely, I have long nails. How am I, like, doing surgical? the fact they thought I was going to put two rubber bands on. Who did you go to? Is this like a new dentist?

Had you ever rented them before? It's my fault. Like it's my fault, but I have too much faith. Sorry. I didn't try to support a small business. Do you want to know what it is? You're so genuine and trusting of people

that when they say, hey, this is my job, this was what I do. You say, good. Yeah, who would lie to me? Why would you lie to me? Good. I hope you do your job well. and then you get in there.

Why do you have a business if you can't do your job. Oh my God. I'm back on my Envisaline. It really hurts. Okay. I took it out for the pod because I've respect for the fucking community. Yeah, thank you. That would have been.

I actually emotionally wouldn't have been able to handle that today. If you showed up with rubber bands in your mouth, I actually would have freaked the fuck out. Also, like, they're literally hanging here. Like, no, I would have fucking. Also, like, I'm not trying to brag. My teeth aren't that bad. Like, I almost looked at the doctor. I'm like, they're not.

Like, yeah, I have an over bite, but like. Yeah, but Envisaline is like, hey, we're just going to, like, straighten a couple real quick. Also, they were trying to put it on my front two teeth. And I was like, guys, like, Paige will actually, like, she'll cancel the pod. I was going to say this is, like, one thing that I wanted to bring to your attention. And I also wanted to ask the gigglers a question. obviously I'm like so against running like I'm not running no like no

I'm on TikTok and I see this this guy made this video about like what are those what are those marathons that aren't running they're like tough tough mutters yeah like those it was like he was making a video about one of those and there was a girl at one of them who had shitter pants

and all the comments were like I would never keep going with the race like that's like whatever and I was like this is such an interesting niche I love that you got on tough mudder TikTok yeah that I would never be involved in show me your culture what do you mean you're shitting you literally were like show me your culture by the way this

during college tough mutters were like the cool thing to do like oh I have a tough mutter on Friday I'm like putting my glasses on I'm yeah I'm like put it I'm trying to learn more about it then I think I have a thought and I Google how many people at the New York City Marathon are shitting their fucking pants. Because that's disgusting. That alone, I'm not going.

I'm not signing up. I'm not signing up. In funny situations that will then be a great story. I didn't realize. Then Google was like, oh, well, it's not like actually recorded how many people are shitting their. Sorry, I don't have the exact date. But it said like, honey, it's like 12%.

Like there's thousands of people at the New York City Marathon that are shitting themselves. And no one's talking about it. Well, especially if you just had a cough and you're like, let's go. Well, because they're either stopping the race going in somewhere, shitting or they're just shitting in their pants. And I'm out. And I'm out. And I'm out. You see I would be that girl.

I know. And that's actually specifically why I'm out. The second you said, I'm out, I was like, I'm in. Because there's something so beautiful about chasing your dream against all odds. And there's something so beautiful about taking a shit in a porcelain bowl and then sitting your ass on a bidet to get extra fucking clean. He did. There's something beautiful about that. Yeah.

Well, yeah, don't actually, and don't let Hannah fool you because she has a heated toilet seat that actually changed my life reason. I come out of the bathroom hand and goes, sorry, I had the toilet seat. I think a little too high. What do you think? Okay, so I got my first heated toilet seat, Toto, shout out Toto. I don't know how it works, and it's on like 100 degrees. And it feels nice, but like I don't want to cook my ovaries. Longer than two minutes, though, that's a big tail.

That's a truly big tail. It actually is really about going on my lower spine. But also, anyway, I agree. I have a, as I'm with a nervous stomach, the amount of times, like, I have a distinct memory of being like 16 years old and getting invited to, you get invited to train with like certain special coaches. And if you're good enough, the coach is like she can join this academy, whatever. And it was in New York City. I remember my dad and I ate something before, after school. And then he drove me like two hours to this academy upstate or something. And we get there and my stomach's like, not doing well. So I'm just like, hey, can I go to the bathroom?

When I tell you, I was in the bathroom for the full two hours of the practice and the coach kept being like, hey, where's Hannah? And my dad's like, I don't know. But I was like, couldn't stop shitting myself. So I missed the entire practice. Oh my God. You've been having bowel move like problems from a young age. But at least I was like, cooth enough to be like, I'm going to stay here. I'm not going to gallivant around with diarrhea.

Yeah. Yeah, because that's... And I said, we're going to have to rain check because mama has a stomach ache and I had a weird sushi. Like, I'm not a baby in a diaper. I'm not shitting and going on with my day. Like the adrenaline you feel like right before we walk on stage or when we're on stage. You know how... That's how people feel doing a tough mutter.

So like... Okay. But every time I walk down stage you, I shit myself. I actually would get a different profession. I could definitely see myself shitting myself and then being like, it's a really good story to tell the gigglers and keep going. It's also the sports culture of like the more adversity you do and survive. It's like you're more of a champion.

So like sometimes they're leading into it. I disagree. Period. Period. It's iconic. Period. Period. Period.

Period. Period. Period. Period, different, because it doesn't smell. And it's not like, it's not something your body is like rejecting. You're full of mud at the tough mudder. Hannah, I'm not getting a fucking disease because the bitch next to me shit herself and then touched something else.

True. No, get the fuck out of here and go take care of that. Like, it's inappropriate, I think. I do. If it happened to me. I would run to the bathroom, but like you're on the clock, so you can't do like a full cleanup, but I'd try to do the best I could. Okay.

And have you heard of the burnt toast theory? God actually decided it's not your turn to win this race. I could see you using the burnt toast theory way too often, being like, oh. It's windy out. That's the burnt toast theory. I'm like, here's the thing. I am in fact an hour late, but. Has anyone here in this important meeting heard of the burnt toast theory?

Wait, before we go, I just have to say one thing. Did you watch Secret Lives of More Wives? How could you bring this up at 55 minutes in? How could you do this to me, question mark? Because you want to know what? We're going to get into it. Next episode. Next pod.

But I'm just going to say one thing because I watched it on my phone. Like, I was on my phone watching. I'm an episode and a half in. Okay, cool. I'm like three episodes in pretty much. but like they have to stop wearing sweat pants. I can't take the sweats anymore. Oh, that's out of the, that's, okay, that's what you took from, okay.

That, when you say they, are you talking about? And we'll get into all of them. The whole cast, nope, whole cast, all of them. The whole cast. But they're mothers. They literally have like, they just had a baby. You want to put them a gene? Here's the thing.

Also, how dare you bring in new mothers? to this. How dare you try and trap me? How dare you try and trap me with a new mom? Babe, they're Mormon. All they're doing is popping out kids. Like, I'm surprised they... Okay, I get that and I'm fine with the amount of children that they're having. But I'm watching you on a television show. I can't watch for this 800th season in a row everyone in gray sweats. I can't throw one fit. They don't even have an event ever. that they do like wear everyone's in a long dress like send them some daphne maybe this is a me problem that i'm like because i'm so obsessed with like what everyone's wearing i can't i physically can't

watch the show anymore because i'm like i can't watch these outfits i can't do it's so funny to watch like through your lens that's what you took from that well i took other things but i'll get into it i know to say taylor freaky paul one thing about her she will show up looking like she just woke up regardless of the time. And as a girl of that font. Yeah. Just in that. Not in the one thing about me, you know I'm not texting my exes.

No, that's for sure. Why did, was there like no promo for the season? Was it because it was just like so crazy? Cancel the show. Show's done. Show's over. It was too hot, too hard. Yep, they went too hard, too fast.

They got too big. Big. Two. Big. They got too mean to each other. Shows done. Over-exposed. And I want to get into it on the next pod,

but I'm really confused because Hulu is Disney. Disney is ABC. ABC is The Bachelor. Hulu is Mormon what? I don't, I'm not understanding. Do you think Hulu was like, she made a mockery of The Bachelor. It's more interesting to show that she was like,

not taking it seriously and let's just show let's put all that good content into i think them saying that like the video is why they didn't air the season is not true like i don't get it i'm like wait you're all the same company what do you talk all i know is someone at abc was like we're just going to eat the millions of dollars that cost yeah i don't get i don't get it like okay but she's not supposed be seen spotted with anyone but then she's sneaking in a boy like a guy into her hotel room it's like okay but you're the company that can't spot her so like i don't get how you're arranging his flight it's a spider-man meme then i'm like at this point just give us the bachelorette season and get dakota so far from me before i explode thank you guys so much for my gig like my thoughts

That was one of my favorite endings you've ever done. Thank you for getting with us. We're so excited for a beautiful week. And if anyone sees my rubber bands, let me know where they are because I already lost them. And we'll talk to you later. Love you. Bye.