Giggly Squad - Giggling about potions, face tape, and beer pong

Episode Date: October 14, 2025

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What's up gigglers? Gary, fix your Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. Hello. Hello, my gigglers. Okay.

I was just... And dichomatic. I was just thinking of the fact that we had a full Nor'easter. Yeah. I don't know what a nor'easter is, but we had it. And it started, it started rain. It was raining last night. And Paige texts me trying to cancel this morning because it was raining.

And I go, let's see the vibes in the morning. The way people made it sound was that like if you didn't buy a canoe last weekend, you're Fox. And like that's the way they were acting. Well, I was getting like weather alerts in like red and like the red just scaring me. And it's like in New York City, what would you do if there was a flood? Like we would all just like stay in our apartments, which actually sounds like my dream. Like our daily day, yeah, like nothing would change.

I'm obsessed with your look right now. Okay, I have my fake glasses on and I can't see you. I can't hear. I love it. And I wore a button up and I haven't brushed my hair. I did a red day two days ago, so it's hitting me this morning. You know what you are as an adult? First of all, it's so fucking crazy that we do Giggly Squad on Monday morning.

No, it's so awful. Massistic. It's so like, oh, our podcast is easy. People like listening to it. Let's see how much harder we can make it for ourselves. And like, oh, your voices are so calming. Well, we're fighting demons inside. Okay, two things I want to know.

One, my Dunkin matches my outfit, which is like my whole personality today. I feel like we're very like color sorted right now because you have red hair. Yeah. Wait, what am I as an adult? You, like, you know when you're a little kid and you're like, oh, when I'm an adult, I'm going to wear this. Or like, when I'm an adult, I'm going to do this. And then you become an adult and you're like, that's insane. Like, why did I want to do that?

You are that embodied because you, like, you woke up today. I walked into your apartment. You're standing there like a child in the 1700s who has polio. Like, you have no pants on. It's like, I call you in the middle of God knows what. And then you walk in ready for the pod. You've thrown fake glasses on, a button up with sweatpants. I was used to just having clips

where people couldn't see our pants and then I realized maybe last week that the YouTube videos they could see your whole outfit so that's something I'm dealing with internally also now I say internally because I'm wearing glasses now yeah you're circling back internally

I feel like if we did Giggly Squad when we both were like rested and like put together and like it would be too calm and also we'd have nothing funny to say I have a list up the one I was going to say no one hates happy women more.

You know, they're the most hated demographic in America. So, like, how dare we come on this pod and be in like a good timeline? I, because I did the red eye, which is my whole personality now. I ended up going to bed at like six, woke up at 1 a.m. Saw your text being like, maybe I can't make it in the morning. And I was like, let's see. Okay, calm down. Wait, that's real friendship.

Preemptively being like, hey, just. a heads up, I might cancel the thing we have in 24 hours. So if I do, don't be a lot. You also love canceling because you think you're going to be tired. You love that. She'll come back on Sunday and be like, I can't do tomorrow. I already know I can't do tomorrow. Instead, I'm like, maybe let's have a nice sleep. Let's have some coffee. See how we feel. And she's like, I know. I know in 72 hours. I won't be able to do it. No, because do you ever have something and you're like, I have something on Wednesday that's been ruining my week since Saturday night. Yep. Yeah. Well, okay, actually, quick mental health moments. Yeah. Because I think we need it.

Yeah. First of all, I read something that said, like, you're, we have social anxiety, me and you, for sure. And how actually social interactions are proven to be, like, way less anxiety-ducing when you do it than you think. Right. So basically telling yourself, like, you know how you put it in your head, like, it's going to be so horrible. Yeah. And then how it actually is never as bad. bad as you think it's going to be. And I was like, wait, that's great because I will spend a whole day stressed out about like one social thing I have to do. And you always like don't feel that bad after it. No, you can trick your brain so easily. Like if a stupid boyfriend can trick your brain to thinking he's a good person. After you've been with your brain for 32 years and he can come in in two

months and trick you. If you can believe in Santa Claus, you can trick your brain. So I was trying to tell myself that because I'll like I'll finish a show and then I have to maybe like meet someone I don't know after the show and I'm like in my head I'll be like I can't you do this you just did an hour on stage and you can't say hi to someone for two minutes I I totally get that and then I like read that and you know when you read something online it's always true right so I was like okay this is true also one more thing yeah therapist update I've been doing EDMR no it's EMDR EDM is a festival Yeah

EDM is a genre of music It's really good What is it So basically It sucks if you're like having a good day And then you have to do it Because you're having a good day Wait

Nobody talks about that There have been so many times Where I'm like Okay but what if the therapy is the problem What if actually you've been putting me in a bad mood And be like wow Life is where it's a living And then I'm like oh fuck I have therapy

And you get in and she's like, okay, let's go. In fact, it's not. She'll go, let's go back to the worst time you ever had in your life where you think shattered all your hopes and dreams. The turning point, if you will. Let's go to your villain origin story. And then you have to go there. It's kind of like, yeah, it's not Scientology, but Scientology does this thing where, and I don't condemn Scientology. I'm uncomfortable that you're even... I think you was inspired by it, but, like, basically. Basically, with EMDR, which Miley Cyrus did, you basically talk about a traumatic moment. But the crazy thing is, is your brain, like, has created that traumatic moment to be, like, whatever it wants it to be.

Yeah. Like, whether it made it easier or not as bad or worse. A lot of the time, it makes it worse. Like, you put it. And people don't remember what actually happened. Your worst moment, the way you remember. A hundred percent. So what she does is she's, like, tell me the feelings you have.

in that event memory and then you watch this thing go back and forth and like with eye movements and you just feel that feeling and it goes it has this really cute sound it goes like what are what are the images that you're looking at it's just this like this like line white circle going back and forth and then she goes okay what did you feel during that and you say it and she goes let's focus on that emotion so you're like reprocessing the memory so that when you think about it you actually you get like a calmness to it and it like kind of like makes you not keep going back to that moment as like painful do you have like a list of moments where you're like yeah i'm like okay let's bring up the next one chapter two and she's like the tea is piping out i'm like i know but

i know sometimes okay this is like really freaky but sometimes And I don't mean to sound unrelatable. Is this about YSL? Sometimes I'll try and think of a traumatic moment in like my childhood or like my adolescence. And I'm like, oh my God, I can't think of anything. Was it so traumatic? I blocked it out. And then I'm like, wait.

There's no way I just don't have any traumatic moments. And then I catastrophize like they were actually. so bad i can't even remember them but like not true i think yours is more just like a deep genetic trauma yeah well wait to my mom here's that you're getting you're getting an angry text later so cilicinal got it did you see what i dm'd you it was very late last night um there was a woman in italy who was like she made potions that were poisons and i'm going to mess up the story but she gave it as a face care serum to all these women to get out of their abusive marriages and like 600 men died during like the years that she was doing this and then she ended up getting hired by like

one of the kings because she was so good at poisoning people and then she got too big and they obviously hated her because she was like god forbid a woman in stem doing well yeah and yeah so just look that up I will look that up because whenever it rains I think you're really to her is what I'm trying to say whenever it rains I feel you try to cancel the podcast I feel particularly witchy like I'm like my intuition is on another level specifically when it rains I know what your trauma is you too pretty I don't think that's it no it's a hard I know what it's like as a fellow pretty girl I don't think that's what it is because you walk in a room everyone's like this dumb stupid pretty bitch i know it's like i think it's really that i'm just so

educated final number three mental are you sex are you texting are you sexing i wanted to bring up my notes because i actually i think i have i had so my final mental health um moment actually i talked about you in therapy because i well it all comes down to me eventually when i was doing the EDMR with the eyes going back and forth. She goes, are you falling asleep? And I said, I'm going to be so rude with you. I'm so tired right now. And she's like, okay, maybe. She's not part of the process. She's like, you could cancel. I'm like, I don't want to wait. Wait, are you going in person? No. So I'm just like, my eyes are going back and forth and I'm like, this is putting me to sleep. So she's playing this like video over Zoom and you're watching it. Yeah,

but she's watching me. How many sessions have you done where you've done this? Only three. That's why there hasn't been like a real change in me yet. A real breakthrough. No. But is it the same moment you're going back to each time, or are you on to a new moment? I did the same moment for two of them, and then I, like, was in a mood about something else, and we, like, started that. But, like, it all is based on a feeling. Like, we could have a different moment, but we could be doing the same edymr based on the idea of, like, I'm worthless. I don't deserve love. Like, I mean, just light stuff like that. But recently I was so tired, and she's like, why are you so tired?

And I was like, I mean, I'm really, I have a lot of stuff on the calendar. And she, and it all comes back to me, like, not saying no to things because I'm like, I really feel like I don't say no to things. So then you go a little deeper. And she said something that rocked my world, even though every therapist I've been working on, like, how to say no. And they keep saying, like, just say no. I'm like, it's not that easy.

Yeah. And she goes, what if I told you that people actually respect you less when you say yes to everything. That's what your brain needed. You needed that reproach. You needed it put in a different way. Because I was like, I have friends that I know will say yes to anything I say. And like I don't want to, I feel like I make, I don't want to make them uncomfortable because I know they're doing things they don't want to do.

And like, Paige says no to everything and like I love her more. And she was like, you have to be like Paige where she says no to things. I'm like, that's what she's been helping me because she's never said no to something. and I watch the interaction and people like disrespect her because it's like you're just showing them you value your time more

and they value you more and I'm like as a people pleaser I'm like oh I've been doing this all wrong if you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything but I really thought that like if I said no to something that it would piss people off

but it's true you give people an inch they take a mile yeah I was going to see a farm but yeah you can't be too accessible to people because they will suck you dry yeah because I've done a couple of things recently for people and then they want more and I'm like oh I thought that was going to make you happy with me yeah but I realize they're not happy with me it's just like a selfish thing yeah they're

using you yeah one of my number one things I hate is being used and I think that translates into like my working where like it never used to translate into working it used to be like you're using me to like hang out with this person or you're using me because you want to go to this like place and I can go or like and now it's like more in a work thing where it's like you're you want to work with me because you want to make money off of me and like scram yeah scram we I love saying scram yeah I love like I love cutting people off I love cutting people this is your 30s by the way I love cutting people off like that feeling is so good But the next best feeling is watching them not have access to you and see how they have to move in the world without you.

And you're like, you have no idea what's going on. You're like, then you even get more validated of like, wow, I really had my shit in charge. Like I was in charge. I also feel like when you're with the right people in your life, like you never feel overextended. Yes. Because like they respect your boundaries kind of thing. You're the only person that I feel like that with, like that I could. hang out with all the time.

Do you want to know what it is? You miss me. Yeah, I actually do miss me. We're the only. You calms on my Instagram mystery. I miss you. I was like, okay, send a text right here. Do you want to know what it is?

You love me, but you don't want to be me. Like, things about me discussed you. Like, you would never want to be me, but you love that I'm me. Yes. And that's what it is. Like, I don't want to be you at all. We both literally disgusted. Like, we'll do something.

You'll be like, in your mind, I know you're like, I would fucking never, she's so dumb. So, like, when my mom tried to dress me and, like, dresses with a matching hat, I was like, burn me at stake. Like, I'd rather kill myself than be dressed in this matching set. And then you show up in a matching set. And I'm like, wait, I love that for you. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's why it works.

Yeah, that's why we're in such a good relationship. And I think that's what you have to find in a partner because there's too many people out here marrying their biggest off. And it's really like they just want to be, they wish they had your life. They want to be you. I even was talking about like some work stuff and there was like a hiring process. And there's something about when you hire someone who like thinks they can do your job better than you. Like that's where tension arises. It's a lot of like how if you, if there's a manager that like wants to be in front of the kid.

camera kind of thing, like that kind of vibe. We're like, yeah. I saw this TikTok video and it was this girl being like, if you were on a plane and the plane was going down and someone said, can anyone land this plane and a man raised their hand and a woman raised their hand, who are you picking? And the woman said, I pick the woman. And the person was like, why would you pick the woman? She was like, because no woman has ever gone out for a job that she.

she thinks she's overqualified for, we do the opposite. So if a woman is raising her hand saying she can land a plane, she most likely can land that plane. She's not delusional. She's done it. And the guy, there's a more, like, ego. Yeah, there's more of a chance that he's lying and being like, yeah, I could probably do it. Because men, like, oversell themselves because they're like, that's how they're, like, raised that, like, they can, they might not be qualified, but they're trying outfit job.

I met a guy on the road. doing crowd work who says he does straight man he says do he does facial reconstruction surgery which is like a very serious thing like if someone's like okay wait I'm going to a facial balance doctor after this and I'm so excited but this is my thing I looked at him I said I love your work I love what you do for the community I do not want a straight man yeah working on my face straight man working on me at all they'd be like look your tits are great not sure about the face haven't even looked at it, get out of here. I don't want a bitchy gay man being like, your cunt.

Like, yes, we're hitting every angle. Like a straight man reconstructing my face, straight men don't know you have faces. No. I don't think they know proportions. What is the facial balancing thing? Is this? So two of my friends have gone to this person and they were like, basically you go in and you say like, because I've never gotten Botox. Is everything okay at home?

so one of my girlfriends saw a picture of herself and she nearly threw up okay she was like I have to do something she goes to this doctor was it just the lightning possibly she just like was having a moment yeah she was just like I will end it if I don't get some plastic surgery so she goes to this doctor and the doctor was like I don't know if she's a dermatologist or she's a plastic surgeon but she's basically she's not Botox forward she's more like skin care and like different things you can do before before you get to Botox. Got it. But if there was something you wanted to tweak, like, she would be like, well, I would put a little Botox over here because that'll help over there. But, like, you don't need it to, you know. It's subtle. It's more, like, balancing rather than, like, preventative or, like, age.

It's more of, like, math. Is this about your, is this about your eye bone? I knew you were going to go there. I knew you were going to go there. I'm just inquiring. It's a consultation. It's a consultation. It's an information gathering meeting.

Now, if I walk in there and she's like... She's like, it's about time. I'm doing whatever she says, okay? I do have to say I went to a dentist once, and they were like, for you know how you're like, if you would do anything, what would you do? And she mentioned like she would like fill in like one part of my tooth and I'm like, I never even saw that before. I don't need that.

The way it's grown in my head, like she planted a seed worth four years later. I'm like, if I have to look at this uneven tooth any longer, I didn't even know it was uneven before. No, and that's, the internet will do that to you. I'm like, wait a minute. I start zooming in on my own pictures. I was like, they're right. How can I not catch that?

You did an interview recently and the quote was like, every now and then a hate comment just eats. Yeah. And it does. And like I'll give credit word credits too. Well, I'm dealing with some abuse online currently because I'm wearing a skirt on stage because I have some jokes that involve the scor. And my knees are out. And if you're going to do a man's job, how dare you dress like a woman?

No, but because my knees are out, people are like commenting on my knees. And this guy said that my knees look like the face of a manatee. And now I can't unsee it. But this is the thing, like, are we not allowed to have knees? I've never even looked at a knee. And like, I have muscular legs. So, like, there's muscles around the knee. But, like, I just feel like we've gone too far.

We've gone to barring criticizing women. If we're going to. But I'm like, is my face that's stunning that all he has left is my knee? There's a woman on TikTok who made a video basically being like, I shower once a week, maybe twice a week. And the internet was like, something's wrong with you mentally. There's like things are going on. There's more factors. Like there's no way you think that's normal, whatever.

Instead of fighting the internet back, she kind of. leaned in and was like, you're right, there's like so many factors on why I don't shower every single day. She has now taken to TikTok documenting her showering every single day. She's 26 days in. Is she enjoying it? She's loving. She's obsessed with it. She's like, I'm glowing. People are like, yeah, you're clean. Like, you have no dirt on your face. Wait, remember the girl with dirt on her face. Is she okay? Has anyone checked on her? Oh, that girl that was like, I'm not washing my face for seven months. Yeah. And she had like, I think she's like back to normal. Oh, you're like, I think she died. Remember the girl that had a scar on her face? Yeah. I was down that

rabbit hole for a while. The internet has gone in so many different pockets that I think we're all dealing with a lot of stuff and we just like to take it out on a woman online. Yeah. That's easier than like dealing with societal issues, systemic issues. Let's just make fun of a girl who, if she has a scar or not. Well, I think she was, like, faking that scar. Or, like, it wasn't as bad as she was making it out. I honestly, I blame, like, Netflix because, like, they put out so many true crime documentaries and, like, people are investigators. I did watch the Edgyne documentary, I told you, and some girl was going viral for saying that her grandma was one of the women that he dug up. But then I'm like, are you just saying that?

Oh. I don't know. So you can't tell me anything on the, I'm like, one. Yeah, you were like. Like, let's. Let's talk about it. Have you ever signed up to buy something and then realized it was actually on a subscription basis and you never really knew because the emails weren't coming in.

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And then I realized they weren't wearing bikinis. They were, like, you know for a fact that they were, what, like 13, 14 years old? They were probably, like, 16, 17, 18. But I'm of that age where I'm like, yeah, there's a pool. party and they're like no that's what they're wearing to the club no wait you are so going to be the mom where they're where they're pulling things over on you i think i'm going to have to call you and be like Hannah well obviously not they're not studying on a Saturday night did you check in their bags this is my question how if like I never can tell when my friends are on drugs but like do they

wait just pause pause because that's actually one of my favorite things about you is to be out with you and for you to watch other people be on drugs. As someone who's seen this happen to me, can you just tell me for real right now? Do they talk beforehand and say, don't tell Hannah? Or did they think I'm already high because I'm like energetic? Is this strategic? Because like they have gotten past me, they've gotten the wool over my eyes every time. Or am I just not looking in the right direction? I think it's more. Because no one tells me. No one tells you. Why don't even get an invite?

Nobody invites you, I think, because you don't give off the vibe that you would be into it. So it's like a waste of a conversation to even have. That's like that one guy who, like... Hannah, you cried last time you smoked weed. I know. But not everyone knows my history. No, like, not even... Even in college, no one, like, ever offered you, like...

No, but I was on the tennis team. Oh, right. It was a very, like, drug... We get drug tested. But, like, I don't know what energy I'm putting. off. No one's even offered me a SIG. Not even a drunk SIG. Do I give snitch energy? Do I have snitch face? You're giving NARC. Do I look like an undercover cop? No, I'm going to be honest, I haven't been offered drugs in a while. But also, like, I've been at parties where people don't know

that I cry over weed, but like they all just disappear in the bathroom and I'm sitting outside and they're all in the bathroom and I'm like, someone is a stomachache? And then they come out and I'm like, Is everyone okay? And they're like, yeah. And then they're like dancing. And like, no one ran by me. This is why I don't like social situations. My favorite story still to this day is you being like.

And then they went into the bathroom and then they came out very energetic. Dancing all over. What do you think that means? Get out of there. I didn't get it. I know you did. So anyway, everyone in Vegas was having fun. I watched a Luther Vandross documentary.

And how was that? Oh, my God. Have you... Do you remember Luther Vandros? I mean, not personally, but yeah, I've heard some things. The thing about Luther Vandros is it starts, and this man is flaming gay. And he has the voice of, like, the best voice ever. And he was always, like, battling his weight. This man, the way he would have loved Ozambic.

Yeah. And, but he never was able to come out. I know. And it's like the... Vennon and nickel. That was so sad. He became like a heartthrob because he was gorgeous and had an amazing voice and he was singing love songs so he was afraid like George Michael. Like if he came out that the girls would turn on him, I would argue the girls would not turn on him.

We're always there for you. Yeah. So we love the gates. I recommend that documentary. My mom was on tour with me. Yeah. Which look. My mom is.

You'd think she did cocaine. She is hyped up. She doesn't sleep. She's energetic. When she's awake, she's awake. And then at like 10.30, she's out. Yeah. But like, I was taking naps and she was just standing over me.

And she's like, hello? And I'm like, mom. She's like befuddled. She's in shock. She's pacing in the room. Yeah. But so I was trying to tire her out. So I was like, let's do a Pilates class.

Tiring your mom out is a real thing. No, tiring your mom out. Isn't your dad's not going to? Your dad can't keep up. It's, there is a moment in your 30s where it's now, like, and if you don't have kids, it's almost like the universe preparing you for kids because your parents are now your children. Well, they are hyped up. They're hyped up.

And then my dad is always napping. They honestly don't know their limit. They get over tired. Okay. They think they can do more than they can. I tell her, let's go to Pilates in the morning because I need you to start simmering down around like 5 p.m.

You have to give them something the next day to look forward to. It was like when she would visit me in college, she'd come with me to classes and I'd fall asleep in class because I was tired and she would take my notebook and start writing notes for me.

Wait. Wait. You don't know this? Well, I had 6 a.m. workouts. You took cheating to the, you're like, my scribe is here. literally she's like raising her hand can you repeat that we couldn't hear you back here my daughter snoring how did you get your mom into the class room i think there was like

wisconsin there were like huge classes so it was very easy to sleep so one day you were just like my mom's visiting you know why don't we kill two versus one stone you come with me all nap you write everything down wait that's genius i know it was amazing she had better handwriting than me College assistants. You know, like, I don't care about my kid getting in, like me paying to get them into a school. How about I pay for an assistant to walk around with them, make sure they have their stuff? That is a new level of tutoring. So anyway, we live by Pilates.

We love Pilates. This is a Pilates family. So when I go to a new city, I try to find the Pilates class. You guys, if you say I'm going to your city and you have a good Pilates recommend it for me. So I find this place called Salt Vault, and I was like... It sounds as good as any of them. Yes. Yeah.

So we get there. And it says like heated. Yeah. Like no T. It has like no E. It's just a D. Yeah. It looks intense.

It looks like heat apostrophe D. There's always an X somewhere. I'm like, why did we throw in an X? This is. And it's like, you know, it just looked intense. It's like the whole room's pink and that part just like black. And for people don't know, like, my mom, she's tiny. She's small.

You hug her too much, you break her. She is dainty. Yeah, it needs iron pills. Yeah, no, actually, calcium iron. Yeah, she's anemic. So we immediately are looking at each other, and I was like, I don't know if this is what I thought it was. Yeah. And we walk in, and the lady's so nice at the desk.

And I go, this is a performer Pilates? And she goes, oh, no, this is Matt with music. And I go, is it heated? She goes, not this class. I go, great. Look at my mom. Matt Pilates is, like, scary. Yeah.

And he did. My mom's like, we could do this. Like, we could do this. And I go, okay, okay, Lenore. So we get in. The room is like a club. It's immediately. And my mom's looking at me.

It's all these like hot girls. And then my mom's a hot girl, obviously. But she's like, um, I don't know if we should do this. And I'm like, Mom, we can't get out now. Yeah, like we're in it. We're in it. We already got our towels. I put my water bottle down.

We're here. We've made us. statement. Everyone's seen us. They handed out towels. We have one. Literally. I'm like, I already use the bathroom. Like, we can't leave after that. So my mom goes through a 45-minute class of intense. Like, it was one of those like, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba- Now during it, was she like, I hate this, like to you? Or, like, was she doing it? We were just making eye contact, and she was smiling. And at first of that, she was having fun. And afterwards, she told me, when you're going through severe pain, if you smile, it's supposed to

help it hurt less. I said, mom, I thought you were actually having a good time. And she's like, no, I was scared for my fucking life. Um, so, no, I thought he was having a heart attack. So the class was fucking amazing, salt vaults in San Diego. The instructor was spectacular. Now, did she take a nap after or she wasn't tired? Yes, thank God. But like, there was a moment where I was like, this is, she's only like 60, but like this was older abuse. Like I threw in this class. No, because you have to be worried about... And my mom, like, she goes hard. Yeah.

Like, when she's like, oh, it's okay, you can put your knees down. Like, my mom wasn't doing it. I'm like, mom. She wasn't doing modifications. She wasn't modifying. And, yeah. We're better for it. We're better for it.

So, yeah, that was scary, but we survived. Wow. You took her to Vegas. This was in Vegas? This was in San Diego. Oh, okay. Vegas was funny because she'd already seen my show like three times. And she always had notes.

Lenore has notes. and we've made some great additions, edits. But then she decided to go to Earth, Wind, and Fire. By yourself? Which, by the way, if you don't listen to Earth Wind and Fire, go download that on Spotify. Lenore had a heard of Wind and Fire is my BravoCon. Lenore went alone to Earth Wind and Fire.

Was dancing, sending me videos. I love that. going on stage. She ended up catching my show afterwards. She had a time in Vegas. Nor had a time in Vegas. We were by like the gondolas. We almost did a gondola except it would be my nightmare to be like stuck on a gondola and

then the guy starts singing. And you pay like a lot of money to be on the gondola. I don't know why anyone would ever do that. I was like, can I pay you? Stop singing. My worst nightmare is one being trapped somewhere and then two having to listen to someone sing. sing yeah no a man singing um so yeah Vegas was was vagusing okay it was great um how are you

um how are you let's hurt the pond how's it going on it was like I've been good I've been really good I like your ponytail tail okay you know what I knew there'd be a story it is so over stimulating being a girl like this more do you ever just you have been infiltrating my brain because more recently, I'm like, I have to shave my head. Wait, you guys. I'm so overstimulated by my hair. Paige has been, like, sending me cute, like, pixie cut looks. And I start evil laughing and go, no, literally this.

I think this is what you've done, our whole friendship. You get one idea and you're like, let me see if I can implant this in Paige's brain. And I say to you and you go, are you fucking kidding me? And I go, just wait four years. No, literally, your track record is getting less and less years. It took six for a cat. The pixie might come in four. We don't know.

Well, Kim Kay did it. But hers looked like so similar to her moms. Yeah. And I... I didn't love hers, honestly. And she's my North Star, but like... But it just shows, like, it's happening. The girls are shaving their heads.

No, pixies are, like, happening all around the world. The men have been doing it for years. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we'll just like see. It's not happening anytime soon, but it's just like when it's raining and you're also a woman and you've just gotten over your period, everything is overstimulating. Yeah, you try to cancel the day before. Like I just, I can't have hair on my face. Like I can't. The thought of putting leggings on. Like I just, I can't. It's one of those things where like you said, like we don't want to be each other. But my thing is every now and then I'm like, if I was you, I'd shave my head. Wait, that is so funny because sometimes I'll be like, Hannah's not even worried about her outfit for this. Like, she literally doesn't care.

She'll pick it tomorrow and I'm over here three days of agony. Like, it's not right. Like, you tried to spring something on me today to do on Wednesday. And all that was going through my head was like, but I don't have an outfit. And like, I know you don't have one either. But like, it's more critical that I don't have. an outfit. But also, like, I'm going to be stressed too, but I'm just going to have like two hours of stress right before the event. Yeah. Where you'll stress your stuff about.

Where I've already actually agreed to come, canceled it. Not going anymore. Texas if the necessary people said, scratch that idea. I'm actually not going anymore. Oh, go on. Well, this is what sucks when we, um, when there's an event and one of us wants to go. Then the other one kind of like goes. Yeah. It's like kind of. It's like kind of. it's hard it's just hard but it is weird seeing us at events without each other because I'm like no I don't I can't do it actually it's like it's uncomfortable you were doing a lot of press and normally I'm holding her hand what happens I'm backstage of Jimmy Fallon right okay I take my beta blocker I do hair and makeup I get there I do my TikTok I do the pictures I see Jimmy I take

my beta blocker right on time of like It's going to hit right when I'm going out there. I'm actually not as anxious as I thought I'm going to be, but I'm not speaking. Like, oh, you've gone mute. They're doing the TikTok and they're like, can you just move your mouth? If you know me, I go mute at a certain point where then it's like, don't talk to me, don't touch me. Don't even really look in my general direction. Wait, was your team?

Like, who is this? I was like, Paige is like, I think, a little bit anxious. Did you fall asleep in the green room? No, but obviously my mom walks over and she's like, you're not nervous, are you? Everyone says you're nervous, but you're not. Right? You're not. And I'm like, you always do this.

Yeah, and I'm like, okay, no, I'm not nervous. She goes, hey, babe, stop. I was doing my hair like natural curly waves. So at one point, Mitchell was like, dip your head over so I can like fluff up your hair and then flip it back. So I do it and I get like a hair. head rush of like such anxiety. It's the little things that'll get you. And I'm like, who, that was scary.

I'm never doing that again. So then I'm standing literally at the door right before you walk out. And Mitchell turns and goes, do you want to do one more head flip before you go out? And I turn to and I go, I'll have a man because I go, I can't flip my head right now, Mitchell, because I'll have. A panic attack. But when people don't know, Paige's team. Mitchell runs the show. Paige's hair is the forefront, and then everything else is an accessory.

Ever known and then you'll turn and Mitchell just has, what is it called? A flamethrower. What is it? Like a wind blower. A leaf blower. How did you get the leaf blower into security? The amount of places he's whipses. We're like, how did that fit in your pocket?

And Mitchell's worked with me before against his will, and my nervous tick is touching my hair. Yeah. And he'll just be looking at me, fuming, because he just spent seven hours on making my hair perfect. Mitchell is a perfectionist. No, like me and him, like, he can't with me. There have only been a couple times where I've been like, Mitchell. I'm going to freaking lose my mind. He touched my head all my time.

But I love him. He's like, I don't go the fuck of you a panickedack. Flip your hair, because if you're kind of a panic attack, it better look voluminous. It's like, no one has sympathy for your panic attack because your hair looks like shit. It is crazy, though, because when I did my first found appearance doing stand-up, which is a whole other monster,

I mean, I couldn't have been more nervous, like before the curtain. Okay, so you know how the guy's like, okay, and they're going to announce your name. And he's so chill. And he's like, hey. And then I'm going to whip the curtain up, and then you're just going to go. He was giving me that spiel. And in my head, I was trying to tell. pathically say to him i'm gonna have like i was like no i usually and i was trying to explain it to

other people i was like you don't understand when i do it with hannah she walks first she talks first then i have a second to give myself like okay and we're here and we're doing it but i didn't have to talk first but i was like but now she's not here so i have to walk how does someone start a sentence how do you put words together you know we are so comfortable together. That's literally me backstage. I'm like, I don't remember English. I can only speak Spanish. So you only know Spanish. All your high school classes, you're like, oh, yo, comprendo. I saw the clip. You look so relaxed and like effortless. Thank you. Well, that is my new, my new thing now is, like, if I do something, then it's over. Everyone's like, no one could even tell

that you're freaking out. Like, that's how people congratulate me. They're like, no one even knows that you're a fucking wreck. You know, one of my Rider Cup interviews, like, there's something about going live that's really scary, and I was like totally chill, but it was like 5 a.m., I don't know,

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You're not scared and you've already done it. So everyone take that with you for the rest of the week. By the way, the girls are chugging their refreshers. They keep getting DMs. I'm drinking my mango, pineapple, less concentrate green tea, and it's so good. What about you? I now pick my refresher based on my outfit. So I'm doing my blueberry, but it's a little more concentrate.

because I was wearing a darker color. And I love that for you. I know you know exactly how many, how much concentrate you need to hit the burgundy level you want. I have some like celebrity tea. So I've been like texting around because like when someone comes out with a new face,

I'm on it. Wait, I know whose face you're talking about. I don't want to name any names right now because we protect, we protect identities and women on this pod. But Emma Stone. So. Okay, Emma Stone is my North Star.

Yeah. So some celebrities, apparently, they're just doing really good face tape. And it could be a lie, and I could be spreading a lie, and this could be propaganda. But I think that some looks, like, they are just snatching their whole face back with face tape. And it's like the technology's gotten better where it doesn't look. I mean, don't she just does it and it's cute? I was just going to say, she does it and, like, wears it. Yeah, but I think that there's subtle ones that, like, the human eye can't see.

I would understand that because there are sometimes where I'm like, this look needs a ponytail because I need my face snatched back. It's just like, I'll do it to myself. Yeah. So I think, or, like, if you have a wig, it's easy to just throw on some face tape. I also think that women that are, like, I'm. I would say what, Emma Stone's probably only like a couple years older than us, right? Like maybe she's like 36, 37.

I think that women are doing baby, baby facelifts. Yeah. And they're foregoing like a bunch of Botox and fillers and all of like that stuff. And they're just doing a simple incishe whole. Well, I do have to say the Gen Zs, I feel so bad that they're almost like rice. rice mice experiments for filler and they were just like oh like let's put some filler it's cute and then like the millennials i hate to blame a woman i hate to blame a woman but all of these gen z women who have succumb to plastic surgery all that really tells me is that they don't have scary moms none of their

moms are terrifying and it shows because you're telling me you can come home with a new face I would get literally eviscerated my mom knew when I spent one extra minute in the tanning bed oh my god she's like you ruined your gorgeous face you ruined it you ruined it you're done you ruined you're like if I went got my eyebrows wax a little too thin she would be like you're you're done you're done in this town you've never dyed your hair I've never dyed my hair. The fear of my mother has honestly saved me in so many different situations. Italian moms instill a fear in you.

It's such a unique thing. Fear guilt, it's all. I told you once my brother and I, he was, we were like 18. My brother's like, I'm going to smoke weed. But I don't know how to do it in the backyard or whatever. And we have my same backyard like on the stoop. Yeah. And I was like, stop with all the drama.

Like, let's just ask mom. And he's like, are you out of your fucking mud? And this is why no one invites you to do drugs. This is why you don't get to find it into the bathroom. I go, look. You're like, I'm, let's get her, don't mean. I'm like, let me, let's just, let me talk to her logically about this. Where a girl, she's actually not going to be mad at my ass.

I was like, I'm 18 and you're 17. I'm like, let me just talk to her and figure this out. So I go, Lenore, can you speak to you for a second? Wait, you literally asked her? I swear to God, I go, can Daniel just smoke some weight? Like, he's not doing heroin. Like, can you just smokes some weight? At the time.

She was the principal of middle school in Brooklyn. She then explained to me how him smoking weed on the soup or whatever, with her knowledge, would get her fired from her job, we would lose the house, and we'd all be living on the streets. To which I went back to my brother and I said, talk didn't go well. We'd be on the streets if you spoke to weed right now. Your mom was like, don't tell me, like a normal kid, go get high in the backyard. Like, why am I having this conversation? And he's like, you now ratting him out has now put me in trouble as a witness.

You dumb bitch is what Lenore said to me. But by the way, Lenore texted me. She wants to go to know, apparently Teflon is causing issues. Non-stick pans. So she told everyone to get carbon steel because the non-stick teflon apparently is, it all causes cancer. But that's what I woke up to last night. No, my mom is Dr. Fauci. Like, literally, all my Instagram messages from her are different things they've discovered for me to stay away from.

That's why I don't understand most newscasters are men, because my mom knows what's going on way before. My mom was like, yeah, Romaine, shouldn't have been eating it. She knows when, like, there's a vegetable that's killing everyone way before ABC. I sent you an Instagram on about that. She sends an Instagram. By the way, the AI is getting too realistic. Because at first I was like, mom, you dumb bitch, it's AI. Now I'm sending her AI.

The Jake Paul ones. Have you seen this? Oh, yeah. Apparently he was like behind it because he invested in the company or something. Oh. Which are you guys. They got us again. This literal swindlers.

My thing is I keep seeing these like mansions in Italy because you know I like to manifest. Yeah. And I'll like send it to my mom or you. And it's like the craziest mansion. And I was like, it's AI, you stupid bitch. So now my mom is something like me. I haven't noticed that you've been doing that. I think maybe I sent you a lot. I sent you a lot of cat AI but it's like a very obviously cat AI

coming out of an ice cream scoop. There's this cat AI of cats getting arrested that is the funniest thing I've ever seen because the cop will go to a car and it's just a cat sitting in the driver's seat and at first I was like I didn't think it was AI because I'm like that's something a cat would do. The EDRM is working too well. The EARPM. The AARP I need a hit of it right now. Because there are, I think it's a real thing where, like, a guy got arrested and a cat just came over and sat on him and fell asleep while he was lying down arrested. So, like, cats getting arrested is like, I don't know, that's kind of my current passion right now. I have two Genzi questions. Saying things are your current fashion right now is so funny.

Sorry, it's just like my current passion project. Grace and Chris, are Genzies playing for? flip cup. Oh, wait. I probably haven't played flip cup in like three or four years. Okay, that was so sad. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Break it down. Wait, break it down further. Are you guys... Let's break this down. Let me get in this. Are you guys having pre-games? Like, are pre-games still a thing? Like, come to this apartment, drink, then we'll go out.

Yeah. And no one's broken out of flip-cup battle during that time. So no one's competitive. You'll never get ahead in this world. So that's why the Gen Zs are not chasing their dreams anymore and the Gen Zs are not trying hard at things because you haven't played in a flip cup. And any beer pong, no games at all.

I did play beer pong recently. Recently. It was so nice. Yeah, wait. And you hadn't played in like how long? Probably like four or five years like two. When I was 26, there were bars just for beer pong. Like we'd go to the bar, put our name on a list.

And like, we weren't there to drink. We were there to compete. We were there to like live our dreams. Jen, also, I think drinking games promote binge drinking, where like Genzi isn't really binge drinking like that. Like, flip cup is like, you're slamming the cup as fast as you can. Yeah. Beer pong, like you're slamming.

Oh, well, there was that time. This is when the world started to turn for the worst. When people started, when people started filling their beer pond cups with water and just drinking the beer. No. That's why COVID happened. Because we didn't have the antibodies. The antibodies of when a ball rolls and gets kicked across the entire bar and then you take it and you throw it in a beer and that person chugs it. That's why we were able to face like germs. I think that was our generation started that where they were like, actually, just drink out of one cup. And we're, what's the fun in that? We started the demise of America. Also, the way,

we were able to handle pressure because of flip cup. Have you ever been the last person on a flip cup line after your team put their heart and soul into it? And then you feel the adrenaline and that team's catching up and you're the one that's messing it up. And then you start every, actually, I talked about that in therapy and my DMR. That was one of my traumatic moments when I lost it for my team. It's how I realized I like organized sports.

And I was like, this team thing, you guys are on to something. The camaraderie you feel. Are your long finger is good or a deterrent when it comes to flip cup? Oh. There's no, there's nowhere to go, but winning. Yeah. You know, yeah, you're so good at those games. I have to say when a guy's good at flip cup, I'm like, it's the hottest thing ever.

When a guy's bad at flip cup, I'm like, you would finger my thigh. Like I, like, in high school, there were so many things in high school in college that, like, you could get icked out by where like in your 30s, you're like, honestly, a dream. dream like but like in your 20s if someone was playing beer pong and they weren't good at it I'd be like that's so embarrassed I'm like you probably like aren't good at parallel parking I'm like what you're the loser of your friend group and then in your 30s like do you ever realize you're dating the loser of a friend group but you're so past like school days that you're like it doesn't really matter but in your head it fully matters like it's like you could be be dating a brother and you like you meet the other brother and you're like fuck I'm dating like

the less hot younger brother yeah yeah sometimes in your 30s you're like wait in college I would have never even hung out with you and and that's when you have to take inventory of where your life is at yeah 100% you know but sometimes you're like it was like when my mom when she went to Cornell she reminds me every day um that they would lose all the football games but they had a cheer that was like, that's all right, that's okay, we're going to be your boss someday. So that's, and that's, and that ate. And that ate. Yeah. Like, they ate with that. So it's like, yeah, maybe your guy wasn't the best at beer pond because he was studying because he was putting in work. That's true. And I know you don't care for studying. L. Ler. Gross, probably hideous. Also,

Gen Z's, do you find you don't say L.O.L. at the end of your text messages? Wait, I saw this recently. The. Genzi's like, Millennials, stop using LOL. I put LOL. I'll literally be like, my grandma, just fell and hurt her hip, LOL. I write it in formal business emails. I'll be like, yeah, I'll get to it, LOL.

If I don't put LOL, it means I'm mad at you. How will they know my tone? Yeah. Do you guys just... I do. I think I did it to a gay polypacist of LLLLU. Yeah. Well, Grace is kind of like millennial coded.

Chris, well, Chris is a man. He doesn't. Yeah. Because it doesn't have to put L-O-L-O. Whoever, like, started that, you're stupid. Can I, Grace, can I tell the Butter story? Yeah. I have to, I have to tell you about Grace and Butter's weekend.

So when I was gone, we had to move stuff from my apartment. It's funny that you don't ever ask me to watch Butter. Well, today was a big day. Yeah, it was. You. No. Butter never acknowledges me. I've known her for almost 10 years.

We've said, twice. No, she'll hide from you. This morning, Butter, like, looked me in the eye, acknowledged that I was alive, and even put her face, like, next to my finger, like, acknowledging it. And all Hannah could say is, like, she's really out of sorts to hate. She's not acting like herself. Like, something's definitely wrong. So, Butter, I think it's because I was gone for four days. She gets love starved. Yeah. Where she's like, I'll take love from anyone at this point. She also just wanted to be with me.

And even though you were there, she was like, I'll sacrifice this uncomfortable moment. So but butter doesn't like men. So we were having guys move everything out of our apartment into a different apartment. And Grace was kind of handling the job because I was in San Diego getting my ass beat and Pilates. And I told Grace, I said, the only thing I want you to do is just keep track of butter because she's shifty. She's going to be really scared. Just make sure she's okay. She's a street cat.

She's a street cat. Yeah, she's going to finagle. Finagle. She's throwing dice. Literally. Why do I picture her running an underground poker game? 100%. So I'm like getting on a plane and I get a call from Grace.

And Grace always has like a very convoys. But she's like, hey, so the move went great. can't find butter and I'm like The good news is your TV made it Your toilet trees I made sure that everything's there Small problem Can't find your cat

And I go that's okay I said I knew this was gonna happen This is what cats do They find a way to hide and she goes Hannah like Everything's moved out of the apartment There's nowhere for her to hide Like I opened the fridge Like I've looked everywhere she's not there

And I'm like just give it a beat She'll come out An hour later she calls she goes hey still not there so then i actually i'm like okay is she did she hide in a box in a box and and like some stuff was going in storage so i'm like is butter in the storage unit and then i'm like did these guys chuck the luggage and butter's like in a luggage yeah she's in a moving truck buters in europe right now like who knows where she is so that her's on her rate of rikers island she has no idea the terrain

I'm like and grace is feeling so I'm like and Grace is feeling so guilty because I gave her one note yeah I said the one note is butter will deceive you're like I don't give a fuck about any of my stuff break everything butter will deceive she will fraud she will do anything you have to keep an eye on her No, Butter is like a really rich, like, child drug addict. It's like, no, she will go in your Louis Vuitton and take out your change.

She will look in the eye and lie to your face, do not trust her. And Grace is innocent. Grace just thinks Butter was hiding under the couch and she just assumed that Butter would stay there. Yeah. That, no. No, Butter's not staying under the couch. This isn't, Butter is playing chess. She's playing checkers.

Yeah. So Butterwood, who knows where Butterwood? But it's one of those things with cats where, like, they always just kind of appear out of nowhere. But this is the thing. Like, Grace looked in every crevice. I feel like all cats have one hiding spot that they're like, and you'll never find me. Nobody's going to get me. Like, when I can't find Daphne, I'm like, I know she's in the house just because no one's been home, no one's let her out.

And so I'll scream her name. And she always appears in the same spot in the same spot in the. the hallway just looking at me yeah but you don't know where she came from where did you come from because i've looked everywhere a cat hiding to the extent butter did when there's no furniture in the apartment is another level of like was she underground like it makes you think that butter also hosts like a true crime podcast that we have no idea about the secret life of pets was written by butter so i'm actually at the point where i'm like a little nervous because these men, they don't care about my cat and butter probably hid in something. I don't know. So I'm on

the plane also like sleep deprived and I'm like this is the end. Like we lost butter. And like and how is how is my relationship with Grace ever going to be able to bounce back? Because like you'll know, she'll know. Yeah. And I'm obviously like Grace and I are like really close. But like she might start hang out with you more. And I just didn't know how that would change that. The pod would have to end. Because we had cats. You know, and it's like you wouldn't get it because you don't have a cat. No, Giggly Squad, I was literally like, how do we announce to the gigglers? Like, it was over because, like, the feng shui is messed up.

And I would just talk about butter being sent to Barker's Island every single day. So I actually, for, like, I was looking at my mom. My mom's, like, giving the, like, it's going to be fine. But I can tell me, even my mom's nervous. Yeah. You're like, this is not good mom. This is not like, I get a photo. I get a photo from Grace.

The apartment's vacant. And Butter is just standing in the middle of the apartment. Like, No, Grace calls me. She goes. You live to see another day, Grace. Actually, you will receive. Yeah.

But it's like, your health insurance will be received this month. You are not fired. And we're going to put the photo in the newsletter because it's the funniest photo I've ever seen. Grace told me that she was so upset. She was like, she thought she was dry heaving. Yeah. Like she thought she lost. my cat. Well, because there's no fear. I mean, obviously people have children. But there's no fear

like losing your animal. I'm sorry. Like that kid, I don't even know that kid yet. My cat is up with me numerous times. But there's so, I have to find one of these memes where it's like everyone freaking out that they lost the cat and then the cat just walks out of nowhere like so calm. So anyway, we had a scare. We had a scare, but butter's okay. Butter, we, we still don't know where she hid, but that's not of our business. How do you think she's going to do, like, in general with the move? Like, do you think she's excited for a new spot? Do you think she's... She's not excited. Okay. Also, butter, by the way, like, we'll go to West Hampton and she's like, I want my, like, one bedroom in New York City. Like, that's my vibe.

She's like, I don't like, what is this a lawn? It's so funny because if I take Daphne somewhere for like even like a night or two nights and then we come back to my apartment, she inspects it as if, like, she's never been there before. She's like, let me see. Yes, that is where I left things. Okay. Actually, this is our home. Yeah.

It is. Some cats are really good with, like, change and stuff, and butter just isn't one of them. Yeah. But again, like my therapist said. I was just, butter has boundaries. Butter needs some EDR because there's obviously some traumatic points where she's like, she goes back to her. She's like, I can't go out from under the bed.

But her and I have been through a lot. We butter's been through like one, two, three, four. five how many men like so many actually butter iconic she hates all the men I would bring home back in my day and once I was like lying in bed with this random man and she just ran

across the bed like across our chest scared this shit out of him because I wasn't I didn't explain I have a cat we weren't that deep at that point yeah and I wasn't going to explain a cat that he was never going to see right he thought like a large rat ran across our bed because in New York City

who knows who knew who knew who know Who know? So anyway, I think she'll be okay, though, because I'm bringing her rug, which she loves. Perfect. She also, this is so buttercoded. There's a bag that she is her best friend. Yeah. It's this, like, black bag that she rolls around on, and people, like, will try to throw it away.

Like, my mom will come in and be like, let's throw away this trash. And I said, that's butter's best friend. Sorry, that's butter's bag. So she has butter in her, as long as she has her bag, it's like her emotional support bag, she lies on it. She tries to strangle herself. Butters, I have purse. Butter has, have purse. So as long as she has her bag, she'll be okay.

Wait, that's so page-coded of butter. Actually, that's very you. She's like, sorry, where's my bag? As long as you have a little bag that you can't even fit anything in, you're happy. You're happy. Yeah. Oh, goodness gracious. Anyway, you guys, I am going to be in Madison, Wisconsin, Go Voyagers.

I'm going back. Wow. Yeah. And Green Bay and Portland, Maine. All next week. In two weeks. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

I'm taking it easy this week. That's what you always say. Yeah, I'm just going to, I'm just going to do zooms from home. You're not doing your 10K steps? Oh, yeah. Don't bring it up. It's raining, though. You can't do it in the rain.

You have a walking pad for that. Guys, thank you for giggling with us. We love you so much, and we'll talk to you later. And thank you to Duncan for sponsoring this episode. We love you and your refreshers. Thank you.