Giggly Squad - Giggling about reality tv, family feuds, and flare ups

Episode Date: January 20, 2026

Paige had to relive her panic attack and Hannah has some hot takes.Special thanks to Dunkin' for supporting this episode!subscribe to our newsletter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's up gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. Hello, my glorious gigglers. I have, like, a lot of things on my dog yet. So much to talk about. And can I just say, people were like,

are you going to have enough to talk about with two episodes a week? And I'm like, we've been holding back. We've been holding back. Now we can open the fucking floodgates. Let's go. What do you have? One weekend where we haven't spoken, and it's like, I have eight business ideas.

We're literally, and we haven't seen each other. We're like two Cokeheads that got together. No, we're literally two Coke heads that got together on a Friday night when we haven't seen each other for a week. We're like, should we start a business? I don't know what Coke is like, but I'd imagine this is it. We had some drama today. I've been waiting to sound off.

You're on the boots journalism for the Victoria Beckham family. what would you call it Massacre? Family feud Bring in Steve Harvey. I want to everyone is waiting to hear your take. Okay So I was on a set today so I was in the perfect

conducive situation for when this dropped to talk I was in the glam room I read it aloud to everyone I actually got complimented on my reading so take that guys Okay you're

literally they're getting paid by you continue not true i went full brooklyn beck mode um oh you went british yeah yeah i did first thing i want to say that um before we really get into the meat of it was this was a really stupid thing on my part but when i'm reading it i thought oh british people spell mom m um was under the impression that's just how they said it yeah i didn't know they spelled it like i thought they spelled it m o m but they just said mum no they go full mum i was like wait you guys just changed the whole word though but dad is dad that's true it's short for mummy mom may which is mommy we're thrown so honestly we were unable to really understand like we could couldn't get past that.

My reading comprehension definitely dwindled after the first mom because I was like... I feel like I can't take a guy seriously when he calls his mom, mom. Is that offensive to the British community? It just, I'm like, it's, I rather them say mother. I just, I just didn't know that's how they spelled it. It's like a girl saying, daddy. Now... But we digress.

Okay, let me first and foremost say, Victoria Beckham till I die. Okay. Well, I was going to say, Paige is like, pages kind of like related slash very good friends with us. So she's going to have a biased take. But anyway, continue with. I always have a friend's back. And Victoria is no different to me. So I have her back on this one.

With that said, obviously I am not estranged from my family. But I can imagine that if that is. You're like, but I imagine it every day. I think about what if I just press the block button? If I told my mom and dad I was going no contact with them, they'd say, great, we'll come too. Like they would be like, what? They go, who we're blocking?

The call's coming from inside the house, mom. Yeah, contact where? We'll contact you. Anyway. But I can imagine that if you are feeling that way, like there's obviously some truth to what he's saying. If he felt that like, that he needed to put this out on Instagram.

Do I think that the Beckham family likes a photo op of their family and there's some type of press? Like, yeah, I'm sure. Now, there were a couple parts that I was like, that's interesting, bringing Mark Anthony into it. What did Mark Anthony do to be brought in to this situation? And I know he's talking about, he was talking about his actual wedding

and that Mark Anthony was supposed to, introduce him and his wife for the first time and it was actually a dance with him in Victoria. Now when I got to that part, I said, hmm, now this is written the way I would have written it. So in my head, I was like, okay, this possibly could be his wife, which I don't fault either because I think like if you're married, yeah, that's my husband. Like I have his back. That's my wife. I'm going to be real. You think she wrote it and he was like, we got to just change it to mum so people think I said it. Like it's like her and then he's like, mom.

Yeah. I've never seen a straight man post that many paragraphs about something. True. And I especially think, but he is British and they love the English language. So he could be like a Shakespearean novelist for all I know. It was giving Prince Harry. I'm leaving the monarchy. Like that was the vibe I was getting.

Well, they are like royalty, that family. So I do think it was weird. that Mark Anthony was catching strays. It almost was giving like when you're see you in court where it's like you mentioned someone so then they have to like say their part, you know? Speaking of fucking see you in court, guess you got goddamn jury duty. No. I was a giggler at the DOJ.

Literally there's someone down at. Yeah, I'm fucking kidding. Someone was like, oh, you want to make fun of us? Yeah. You want to make fun of us. You motherfuckers. Do you want to do it's hilarious? Is this funny?

Damn at the goddamn Soho Court. I will show up there and I will. No, I'm not going to threaten a government building. That's really terrifying. Let's calm down. Well, look, honestly, you said see you in court enough that they're like, cool, see you there. You know what? Actually do a civic duty.

Wait, that's fucking crazy. No, I'm actually pissed. Back to Brooklyn. Yeah. I want to say, I think there's multiple truths to a lot of stories. Totally. So many things can be true at once. I could totally see him getting annoyed that his family's like, can you please support us in all these ventures? And he's like, they're so annoying. And then you didn't support this.

It is interesting, though, because it did go around like that his wife was the bad person for not like wearing victorious Beckham's dress. He said that she pulled out. Okay, here's one thing that I think we should dive into because I think this is very pertinent. typically I feel like there's how many siblings there's four of them so I mean is it a coincidence that all of the other siblings are kind of like we don't fuck with you either like are they like just going blindly with the parent or is Brooklyn like being crazy and they're like what's going on with you well this is what I don't like I don't like family drama and relationship drama you know when you like you love two people but they're like horrible to each other and they're telling you

you're like you're both fucking crazy like that's how I feel in this like this is family drama that is their shit and it should not be aired granted he's basically saying they keep coming for me in the press yeah and he's had enough yeah but I don't I just feel like the family stuff no one's good or bad it's like this is deep like layers of family trauma that they're working through just like one This is like years and years of something. And it's like, you know when you talk to a couple that broke up and someone says something and you're like, that's fucking valid? And then the other person says something, you're like very valid. You guys are not.

Except when I break up with someone. Yeah, 100%. They're not bad. 100%. By the way, we are drinking our Dunkin Refreshers. Oh my God. So good. Because this is a late episode and we both been working all day.

Actually, I was shopping. No, I've been literally working all day. No, like, are you okay? You try being an influencer. Actually, this happened like two weeks ago, but I forgot to bring it up because I think it's so funny, though. Did you see that scooter? Do you know that Scooter Braun and Sidney Sweeney are dating, right? Yeah, they had that like Central Park photo shoot.

Yes, who could forgot? Did you see that? He came out and he was like, I think it's... He came out? Finally. He goes, I think it's like, really... really rude and offensive that like professional athletes are DMing my girlfriend like when they know we're together the audacity of like what dude that yes because everyone in the world is

just going to respect you that you're like dating someone second of all those football players are not your friends they're nice to you because you're rich they're not your friends they don't respect you and they will steal your girl if you if you slip up such a funny like that's such a classic guy. Like, hey, I don't like that, so don't do it. It's like, okay, well, the world doesn't work like that. Also, I love that Sidney is telling him which guys are DMing her.

Good for her. Make him mad. No, we didn't break that down more. Actually, I've probably never not told a guy if someone DM me because, like, we have one life. We've one life. Celebrate it. The only time I haven't is like where I'm,

where I'm like, I'm not going to say this because he's just like he'll get in his head about it. But I keep it in my back pocket because any time I'm like, oh my God, look who just like DMed me wants to go on a date. I don't say if it's like an ex-boyfriend that's like annoying. It's more like to, yeah, to piss him off. Yeah, get a little pep in their step. Yeah, make them know, let them know there's people in line. Okay, my next thing that's on my docket. Yeah, I'm looking down.

Kim Kardashian. I don't know why she would do this to me, but she came out, did you see the shoes she came out with in Nike? Did I see? My DMs were flooded. And I think you might be a little perturbed because Kim Kardashian might be a little hana-coated.

Not only was it a Mary Jane sneaker. It was a freaking tabby Mary Jane. Do you know what a tabby is? It's a cat. Yes, absolutely. It's the shoe. that have um like the toe is cut out like it looks like your toes like a hoof it looks like a hoof I love an ugly lamp and I love an ugly shoe and I support that shoe with my life so I've never been

a fan of the tabby I feel like it's a little jen like my assistant has a tabby but she looks like cute and cool in it like yeah I don't love them for myself but a Mary Jane tabby I think is diabolical. I think what Kim Kardashian did was diabolical. Can I say something about trends though? If every cool influencer was wearing it, you would. Then shot.

I've ever said to you. That was so weak. She's speechless. She'll see she's She doesn't even have a witty remark back. Did I do something to you? No. Have I offended you in some way?

No, I'm saying You are being socially What you said You're being socially constructed To think certain things are beautiful When beauty's in the eye of the beholder Anywho Whoa, are you okay? We just had a flare up

We just had a full flare up on a Monday I worked a whole Fucking eight hour a day And I don't need to come home to this shit We're literally a married couple You're like I've been working and I just wanted some peace And quiet and calmness Not to get attacked in my own fucking home

with that said I think you're also triggered because you know where I am right now I'm in Colorado and I have to tell you I performed in the Denver theater the scene of the crime if anyone doesn't remember

you could listen to the episode Paige had a panic attack in so many words do you want to know what Hannah did my sweet sweet friend she sent me a panorama video of the green room and said Paige it was right over there

where you lost your shit so these theaters there's a guy who like produces it and this guy does all the Colorado show so again the car and I realized this is the same guy as that show so but he's like I need to never see any of these people ever again he's like welcome back and I'm like so great to be here I missed it here page says hi and then I get to the green room and honestly I did start feeling like a little headache I think I was dehydrated and there's no air in Denver so there's no air I texted him and he comes down.

He's like, can I get you anything? And I said, as possible, just get like a little Advil or something. And he's like, sure, sure. And he like runs and grabs and he comes back and he goes, is everything okay? And I'm like, no, they have a file on us. They have a literal file. He literally was like, are you good? I'm like, no, no, no, we're good.

And he started laughing. And he's like, I just can never forget your agent trying to like nicely talk to Page and say it's okay if she doesn't want to go on stage. And then you basically like, taking her onto the stage. And I said, that's what friends are for. I'm not here with your fucking soft, you know, motivation. And if you don't have a friend that takes you out of your comfort zone, what's the point?

What is the point? Then in my travels, as you guys know, I'm on tour without page, which is so weird. So I'm just doing dumb shit alone with Allie. Do you know when the plane is really small? So even though you have a small luggage, it still might not feel. it and my luggage you know when you accidentally open the wrong zipper and it like expands the luggage yeah and obviously i'm not organized enough to be like i should zipper this and like compress it again so i'm with my fully outzipped luggage and i get there and i'm like the first one to put it in everyone's

waiting for me and it can't go in and the lady's like look at me and i look at her i'm like can i just could you just sneak this back and she goes we don't we only do coats here and i said okay um and in my head I know for a fact because it's so full. The only way to get to zip is for me to sit on it. And I'm like, I'm not do in a public, in the middle of the plane, putting my bag down, sitting on it and trying to zip around. While everyone's like waiting to board. Literally.

So I'm panicking and I just start letting people go past me. I'm just sitting. I mean, you have to. Yeah. Allie comes in, my little angel savior and I'm like panicking. And she's like, put it on the ground, put it on the ground. She stands on it. And then I zipper it under her.

And we're done. dying laughing. Everyone is like who let these girls on. And then I had to like, everyone was just staring at me the whole flight. So you have a new wife? No. Okay. Well, that's what it sounds like. No, but she was supportive in a time of need.

However, you would have just pointed it laughed at me. I would have been like, what do you want me to do? But I literally, she must be so annoyed because I just talked about you all yesterday when we were in the green room. And she cried there and then she locked herself in the bathroom there. And then she couldn't get our corset on here and then her mom answered the phone and told her to stop it over there um yeah don't forget

i like vomited at some point you were air i was fair gagging um oh god okay wait the next thing i have to bring up is are you on chinese girl ticot no but my husband speaks mandarin so i feel like i should be okay i was diagnosed as chinese which i'm very proud of and And it is all of these Chinese girls basically giving you like their morning routines on how they stay so like, like their skin is so glowy and how they just stay healthy, which actually it's going to annoy me because my mom has said this to me forever. And I've been like, shut up, mom. I love an ice cold anything. I love my ice cold Stanley. I love an ice cold soda.

Like I love it has to be freezing. You even put your face in ice cold water. I love it. I'll stuff myself in the freezer. I don't care. They said that the number one thing is when you first wake up that you should not drink anything cold. So like hot water with lemon immediately. And then they're drinking bone broth for breakfast because they're like waking their bodies up slowly and naturally.

And I love an ice coffee. I'm an ice coffee girl all year round. but I've been drinking hot water with lemon in the morning before I, I still have a nice coffee, but before I do anything, it's kind of life-changing. How so? Because, you know, I have follow-up questions. Okay, I feel like some, and this might just be me,

but I feel like you get to a point with your caffeine where you're like, okay, my body's not responding to it anymore. Like, I really would like to go to the bathroom. Maybe I'll have just like a little bit more coffee and then I'll go. go. For whatever reason, the hot water with lemon, one works immediately, if not sooner. It's almost like your body season is like, I've got to go. And it does like wake you up in such a different way, but like a better way.

Like I feel like you have coffee immediately. It's like jolting you into like the future. You're like a holy shit. How much lemon are we talking? like a slice but then there's like all these videos of like other thing like goji berries that they put in tea and like all this other stuff so they also have like a tea in the morning i do trust a tea because people have been doing it for so long i also actually do like this because this isn't like a crazy investment for the girls to be like oh you got to buy this crazy thing like get some lemons

you know i love chinese medicine um yes can i also just say we never make the gigglers like ride at dawn for like anything like we don't like to get them to like be mean to people like we don't want to get them love and light however i know i never i never asked them to like do anything nana still nana still got it is getting attacked on threads right now and i she doesn't know she doesn't know and she's listening so she just found out because she doesn't even know that her posts automatically go to threads so nana is getting bullied on threads when she didn't even sign up for it Wait, this is not funny. This is, it's actually elder abuse.

This is like legit elder abuse. It's fucked up. Hannah texted the group chat, me and Grace and Hannah. And she goes, oh my God, Nana's literally getting bullied. Like, you have to go on. Hannah, I clicked into it. No. Like, I'm really upset.

It's actually why I feel like Giggly Squad is so important. Mm-hmm. These older women of a totally different generation of us that were not allowed to live alone. We're not allowed to decide if they wanted to get married or not or have children or not. And a lot are, I seem like boy moms from the South. But anyway, it's terrifying. The women that are attacking Nana are 65 plus. 65 is generous.

You will always have haters no matter what age if you're a star. You will literally No I was like Wait so this is never ending for me Sorry I'm so Okay so for anyone who doesn't know About my Nana at Nana still got it She loves her fans more than anything

Yeah she loves them more than me She loves her fans Now Nana the thing with Nana is Nana has been gorgeous Since the day I I met her out of the womb When she's she walks into a restaurant Everyone looks at her think she's famous

I always just thought she was a star She is the most naturally beautiful woman Italian and just stunning. And yeah, she stays out of the sun. She doesn't drink. She doesn't smoke. And she sleeps on her back. Never had a needle to the face. Never.

She doesn't even have her ears pierced. She also like just hates pain. And she also just takes care of herself. But she is abnormally beautiful for her age. I will say that. It is jarring. And I show it off a lot. But she has never done plastic.

surgery, not against plastic surgery, but she hasn't. And then she also has no idea how to use filters. This woman innocently sits in the corner of her living room and asks her husband to take photos of her outfits because her fans like to see what she puts on each day. It's the very la page. My Shayla, she's perfect and has never done anything to hurt anybody. And she wants world peace. So she posts this photo of her sitting in her living room and says my husband took these photos. Can you event? She asked her 86 year old husband to take photos of her. My husband took these photos of me this morning. I can't believe I will be 85 next month. Where did the time go? And look, is she eating that up? Yes. Is she like putting, keep your foot on bitches necks? Maybe.

Is she taking her orthopedic and putting it on your Nana's neck? Absolutely. Look, also, by the way, Nana loves all Nana. She's, she loves all her friends. She, It's along with all of them. She supports all of her older friends. Now, the first, the first fucking comment, Karen period Scott, period 7509. Say the name, girl. It's Karen Scott. And if any of, is this any of yours, grandma?

You better give her a fucking talking to, okay? Someone come get their grandma. You are not 85. Your hands would show it. By the way, like her hands are not filtered. They look like her hands. There's nothing you can. can do to hide the age of your hands.

I don't know what that means. And then people are like, yeah, and I'm 16. And people are like, a filter can do miracles. Hands have cosmetic surgery too. All these, they're saying she's getting vein removal. Like, it is crazy. But it's all because she's so beautiful, which brings me to my next point. As a woman.

Yeah. Mental health moment it up. As a fucking woman, if you don't age gracefully, you're, you're, you're, you're, you, No one respects you. If you get surgery to look better, people bully you. If you age beautifully, people bully you. So anyway, everyone defend Nana on Nana still got its threads account. Because I'm going to lose it on someone.

If you're born a woman, you're going to get bullied. That's just what it is. That's basically like I can just, I had a like premonition of you at 84 posting. like a gorgeous photo of people being like, there's her nose. I'm going to be fucking these bitches up. I'm going to be in the comments at 85, being like,

I have nothing to lose. I'm coming to your house. I do have to say there are a bunch of beautiful photos of other grandmas saying, I'm 80 years old, I've never smoke or drank, I give thanks to our good Lord for my health. Didn't need to get religion involved,

but here we are. And she looks so cute. and this other person said this is my mom at 84 no fillers no hair dye Yeah so it's it's going viral Yeah And I just

It's there's beautiful comments But there's also people being mean And there's something about people saying something Yes someone goes please share what filter you use You look great Like but then there's a lot of people They're just like you look amazing I love you But anyway it's hard being

It's hard being a star It really is it really is no people are nuts but then again if people aren't hating on you but also like my grandma should not be posting on instagram like she should not be dealing with trolls at 85 years old like maybe i should talk to her i just i couldn't imagine seeing an older woman and being like i'm going to hate on her well like the fact that people are jealous of nana like iconic no It's actually iconic. Like she's just living her life and people are talking bad.

Girl, I can only hope that these bitches are jealous of me into 85. Can I just say if people aren't mad, you're not doing enough. You got to keep these bitches mad. I have a whole list of people that if I get murdered, I know for a fact it's one of these five. Like there's hands out, it's one of these five. Like you don't have to go anywhere. I've done the research. I know who it is.

So thank you guys. We write a Don Fernana still got it. And every grandma, every giggler grandma. I feel like this goes without saying, but we support grandmas. This is a pro not bullying grandma's podcast. I don't know what you've heard on the streets, but we are pro grandma. We don't condone bullying grandmothers. You know, I'm going to take our.

A huge step here and say, let's not bully grandmas. I'm going to go out on a limb here. Go out on a limb. Anti-Gramma bullying right here. And say the elderly are off limits. Okay. I mean, what are we, Jen Shaw? Get a goddamn grip, people.

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Wait, did you see? And I'm like kind of offended by it. Okay. There was like a big article that was like, new for 2026 is having admin night with your friends. Page. Okay, I also know when I'm being, I know when I'm being, there are moments where I'm like, Hannah, you didn't make that up. Like people have been saying that for you, sit down.

No, we made up admin. Okay. Admin originated for us. Oh, hi, Daphne. Because British Dave. Oh, my God, she's so cute. I was dating and I asked him why he, I think they lost the war to us. And he said it was too much admin.

And that's hilarious. And then we started saying, our. Are other people saying admin in that, like, what were you going to say about it? Do the people that wrote that article and all the me and grandma's out there, I'm coming for you. Yep, they were like, admin night is a thing the girls are doing. No, they're not. Yeah, no, they're not. That's crazy.

Where? Where are people doing that? Well, there is this thing with ADHD that I've diagnosed myself with called body doubling. And it's, it actually is so true. Like, I won't clean my room, but I'll, like, call a friend. or my mom, let's be honest, call my mom and just have her in the room to watch me do something and it makes me do it.

It's strange, but it, or like, yeah, you need to send an email and if like someone's in the room, I'm like, I'm sending the email and I like need them there to like hold me accountable almost. Whenever I'm going to talk to my friend Stephanie, I know that I'm going to be on the phone for like four hours so I literally pick a project. I'm like, I'm going to actually reorganize all my makeup.

And she's like, amazing. By the way, I hung out with Stephanie this weekend. I know. How fun, but also I'm so happy I wasn't there. Because I never want to go to Denver ever again in my whole entire life. And Stephanie lives there and she knows that about me. And she's like, but maybe you'll come. And I'm like, never.

I was trying to convince her to move to New York. I'm like, I can't breathe here. How do you guys breathe? Yeah, breathing is kind of top of the earth. It's really crucial for me. Yeah, yeah. Wait, I see that you have on the list and I wanted to bring it up to is Traders. Okay.

Actually? I'm so excited. Wait. Yep. Wait. Yep. I don't know why I have so much energy right now. So do I.

I almost had a drink at dinner, but I was like, no, I'll probably be bad on Giggly. God forbid I have a cocktail. One episode, we should just get like hammered. Yeah, I was taught. Yeah, I think we should. I think we should. But we have to be in person. Yeah, because I'll just log off.

You'll just fall asleep and I'll be like, hello? Do you remember that time? I had to take a Zoom when I was in Italy and I felt asleep. Guys, one time me and Hannah had like, probably the most important Zoom we've ever had to this date. And I was six hours ahead. And I'm trying to be like, you've been up for like 17 hours. 48 hours.

I was like, no, guys, I'm good. And Hannah texts me and she goes, you're falling asleep. I was like, get a post. it right put a fake eye on it put it over your eye because your eyes are closed you got to figure something out babe wake up you had to apologize remember you were like sorry I'm a little jealous okay this is going to get a little serious and then we're going to go back to fun okay now I actually have not started watching this season of traders because um my schedule It just, like, hasn't aligned.

Sometimes I like, sometimes I like to have like a bunch of traitors episodes and then I'll just, like, go and watch them all. So I have not started it. But I've obviously seen spoilers. I've seen the cast of who's on it. I didn't watch The Bachelor. I don't watch The Bachelor. I haven't watched The Bachelor since the fourth grade when the first Bachelorette won and she's still with her husband. And I love that for her.

So I did not watch when Colton was straight on The Bachelor. I did. But, okay, so for people that don't know, Colton went on The Bachelor. He was straight. He picked a girl. Okay, great. He proceeds to harass the fuck out of this girl, okay? She has to file a restraining order.

He put a tracker on her car. He, um, what else did he do? Oh, he like fake would like text her. He would text and call her so much that she like couldn't even use her phone. And then he would text her from other numbers and act like it's someone else. so she thought she had like another stalker and then he like admitted to it he had a restraining order against him and like I think you have to to get a restraining order against someone I think that person has to be arrested oh also my brother called me and was like please stop talking about legal stuff

because you have no idea what you're talking about the defendant isn't the only people that pick the jury I said okay I said okay I'm not a lawyer okay I guess I hope he felt he felt good about himself when he said that to you I was like okay you know Gary this is wasn't for you. Stop listening. Turn it off. Actually, no, one of the, he works with a giggler, and she was like, you should tell your sister, she's stupid. But anyway.

I digress. I digress. He's like, no, I know. So anyway, so Colton, he does all of this weird shit to this, all of this highly illegal stalking shit to this girl. This is the girl who's dating. What's her name? I mean.

Michelle Randolph. it's her sister that's who won the best shut the fuck up and she's equally the brother that's sitting Glenn Powell yes her sister is who Colton she's gorgeous but

her sister is equally as gorgeous Cassie she's gorgeous perfect she was like an angel like she was like you know yeah so that's who Colton picked yeah no I'm livid also his name is Colton anyway continue so Colton does all this weird fucking illegal shit to this woman and then all of the sudden comes out as gay

and everybody like forgets that he stalked this woman's life for months and months on end. And tell me why you get a job. Why are you casted on a big hit national television show? And not only why are you casted getting a paycheck. Why the fuck are you getting a nice guy at it? You're a stalker, weirdo. If any girl ever did any of that to a guy was arrested, had a restraining order. Actually, one time there was a rumor about me that someone had a restraining order against me.

You've like diabolical rumors on you. No, that one like really scared me because I was like, wait, are people going to think this? You're like, Gary? No, literally I call my brother. I take back all the bad things I said about you. I was like, how do I prove that I don't have a restraining order against me? He was like, page, you'd have to be arrested. Like, anyway, I digress.

Yeah, I digress. So it's, so I haven't watched it because I kept seeing all of these. and it's actually pissing me off that this guy is getting like a nice guy edit on a massive show. Well, he's also like taking charge. Like, he's like, this is what I think and this is what's going on. Like, he's a big character. Oh, you're watching?

Babe, I'm caught up. Babe, I'm girl. Babe. No, I'm like livid. I don't even know why I'm so mad about it. I feel like people are mad at him, though. I think it's good. I think it's the fact because in reality TV, the men just.

get away with so much it's actually it makes me sick to my stomach like sorry you can lie for years and years can't cancelable things happen they get protected and then the girl looks crazy for reacting to it continue no insane I just like I can't I can't I want to be like NBC don't why did you even hire this person like well it the truth is is that a man can do something and then he's good looking this guy like i just like i don't i don't i don't even how do you have an agent how are you even walking into production companies and being like yeah hire me i just think it sends like a really i'm also like no it sends a horrible message it sends a really horrible message to women and and women are primarily who's watching reality tv so you're basically telling all of these

younger women who are watching this show that if a guy does any of this to you and you're report it. It's okay because he's still going to go on and live a fine life. And then I think that Cassie girl is not, like, she's not on TV anymore. I don't even think she's like an info. I don't think she does anything public. Well, she's probably has such a terrible experience that she's like, I don't want to be involved in any of this public show anymore. Yeah. So anyway, I think he's disgusting and I think he should be not hired ever again on anything. Like, sorry, you can't stalk someone and then just. just be like, sorry, didn't mean it.

Like, no, you're creepy and weird. Well, yeah, there was no explanation for it. I'm going to add him to my list in case I get murdered. He's on the list. He's on the list. Anyhow. The reason why I started watching traitors is, one thing about me, I do love a game. Yeah.

And I don't love watching reality TV because I know how the sausage is made, so I lost the magic for me. however, I was, people are loving traders and I was getting frustrated that from the clips, I still couldn't figure out what the rules were. And I just want to under, the rules are fucking complicated. It's like there are no rules. I don't, it's actually like rugby. They make them up as they go. It's like rugby.

I don't think anyone knows what the rules are. They're just running around. And yeah, they do keep changing them. And it took me like three episodes to understand like, okay, so it's different to be banished than to be murdered. And traders can't get, can't be banished, but they can't be murdered. Like that shit is. complicated and I went to college.

Yeah. So, um, I, I've been watching it and it really is fascinating because it is like a bunch of rats in a, like, experiment. Not, I don't mean like snitches. I mean like a social experiment. Yeah. Yeah. You just put a bunch of like creatures together and see see what they do.

And the truth with the game is there's so much like luck involved too with like, like, there's no way to just like win the game. you have to like have so many things go your way. I see so many people that are like, oh my God, you and Hannah should go on or like go on traitors. First, I would never go on without you. And second, they'd have to make us both traitors because if I'm a traitor,

my mom isn't going to tell you. No, in the first episode, you go, bitch. No, you wouldn't even tell me, you just look at me and go, you're fucking traitor. They'd have to make both of us traitors. Also, Paige, could you imagine me lying to you? Oh, you want me to lie to my best friend? Oh, what are you teaching America?

That's rude. Imagine me lying to you. Also, here's the other thing, Hannah. They take your phone for like two weeks. You can't watch TV. I can't have your laptop. I can't defend Nana on threads. I can't defend Nana.

No, what am I going to jail? Like, I'm not, and also you have to run. No. So this is my one problem with it. My gripe is that I don't understand why they have the physical activities. Because it reminds me of the challenge, kind of. but like yeah i guess they're getting more money and it's like these people already have money like put it to charity or something i don't know i don't get the money part i don't understand and like yeah some

people get shields and shit but like i don't really care about that all i want to see is these bitches at the roundtable going at it for a full hour that's what i want to see done like no breaks no food no i think that like i turned into producer last year um the real housewife of atlanta phaedra yes oh my God, that just was really freaking me out. I thought it was like having dementia. I heard that she's like the best. No, they should take the clips of her at the round table and play them at law school. Why was she good?

Well, she is a lawyer. So she is just, she was so. Oh, she ate them all up. And she was a traitor. She ate them all up. This is what's fucked up because people start, they call about like, there's like double, triple bluffing. where like first they're like are they pretending to not be a traitor then it's like are they pretending to not be a traitor to be a traitor to not be a traitor like it's so many layers in mind fuckery um i also i feel like you'd be amazing at it if there wasn't physical stuff involved i feel like i would nervous giggle the whole time and people would be like she's got to go like if she giggles again people would fucking hate us at the roundtable because all we would do would be like oh hey good one You know what's funny?

People take it so seriously. Like people are cursing each other out. I'm like, they're not talking about you. There's, it's a game of if you're a traitor. People are like, fuck you and fuck this. I'm like, what are we fighting? Like, they're not saying you're evil. They're saying, did Alan Cummings tap you on their, on the shoulder or not?

By the way, his outfits are spectacular. Because I kind of love that he doesn't even acknowledge it. Like, he just walks in the room. He walks out. He should win an Emmy literally just for his outfits. He's incredible. The traitors. The traitors.

Well, I love that you're watching. Yeah, but I'm starting to fast forward through the, like, activities because I'm like, I just want to see them at the table. So it's, that's fun for me. That's fun for me. We're having some fun of that. Did you watch him and hers? Oh, of course.

Should I watch it? Yeah, one of the best shows I've actually probably, one of the best shows. I've watched in like three years, I would say. What? Well, in terms of like it's one season, you're not getting another season, it's like a mini-series. I do love a movie. I love a bow at the end. I also love both those actors.

Wait, I love the guy in that. He's like the guy from Wolf of Wall Street. He just like gives me like... Is he the one, the like Italian with the like strong nose? Yeah. Yeah. You love that shit. I love that shit.

Yeah, we love that shit. Yeah. I love him. Wait, can I say a crazy hot take? Yeah. It's not like juicy or anything. It's just like diabolical. Okay.

Depending on the scenario, sometimes I like when people play music on the subway on speakerphone. Because sometimes it brings an ambiance that is needed. Sometimes it's like you have your own soundtrack through the world. Yeah, sometimes you're having a bad day. And someone puts on and you go. You know what? I'm feeling this.

That's how I feel when I walk down the sidewalk and there's like a delivery guy on a bike with his own boot box. You know? And I'm like, yeah, create your own joy. You know? Plasting music on a subway seems insane until you need to pick me up and jaw rule comes on. Honestly, that's the least weird thing that happened. I'm like, it's literally just adding some like ambiance to the... Down there is weird.

It can get weird down there. Wait, so you agree. Yeah, I don't mind I don't mind The subway is lawless Like there's no rules on the subway So like someone playing their music on speaker It's not airport rules

It's not plain rules So someone playing on speaker At least of my worries Because my head's on a swivel For way worse things You know By the way I'm going rogue with what I'm watching Because I'm watching reality TV

And then I'm watching Fallout You don't even know that is. Okay, so Des is one of these shows he just started and was like, you're not going to like it. So maybe he like kind of actually reversed mind fucked me. Because he was like, you wouldn't like this. You wouldn't like this. And I'm like, actually, maybe I will. Oh, see, whenever, anyone ever says that to me. I'm like, okay. The way he did it, though, he's like, he's like, like, but like Walton Goggins in it. It's about an apocalypse. And I love apocalyptic stuff because that's what we're currently living in. Yeah, because they'll be prepared for the future. No,

scares me. I want to be prepared for the future. Also, like, I'm just, like, not going to ever be that dusty. I'm, oh, are you going to, would you try and live through an apocalypse? No. Yeah, me neither. Well, also, because my husband, like, he's having problems with his niece, so, like, he wouldn't be able to defend me.

And, like, I just, I don't know. I'm not, I'm taking myself out. Have at it. Good luck, guys. See you up there. But, like, no. This, it's actually, it's based off a video game. so it's kind of like the last of us.

Okay. And the acne is really good. It's like kind of funny. And I honestly, if any girls are like apocalyptic stuff, I think it's, I'm into it. Okay. Well, that seems very Hannah coded, but we're happy for you. Also, we went into, I'm staying at this hotel and they told us that there is like, it's really old and beautiful, great history.

And there may not, there may not be ghosts. I immediately get excited. Ali gets upset. She's like, please don't tell me that. And I said, please tell us more. I love a roommate.

And Ali's like literally getting nervous. I look at her. I'm like, you're no fucking fun. All you have to do is like give the ghost good energy and like, you'll have a good time. Like you're putting out bad vibes. Then they'll like, so then she's like,

just like don't bring up. It makes me really upset. So obviously like when I knocked at her door, I was like, oh! But like honestly, like life is so boring. I'd love a ghost. I'd love a ghost.

Also, what are you going to do? Take me out? I dare you. Yeah. I hope you do. If that's how I go, that's iconic. See, okay, you know what's crazy is there's definitely ghosts in my apartment building because my apartment building is so old.

Like someone has definitely died in my exact unit before. Well, someone told you that. No. They didn't, but you heard or you felt. Well, no, it's just so old. My building was built in like, is a pre-war building. So it's like, which war? Who know?

Thank you so much for bringing that. No one talks about that. No one. No one. No one's. Is it the war currently going on in my mind? War of 1812? Where are we getting at here?

No. In New York City, you, if you live here for even a second, you will hear the phrase pre-war. It's pre-war. I love saying that. Oh, my God. I used to be like very anti-pre-war buildings because I'm like, ew, dirty, gross. It's old, yeah. Like vintage clothing.

Now I'm like chic character. Yes. I don't want your new modern bullshit. I want something with a little gusto, something with a border, you know, something with. Yeah, I want to hear a little kid singing at night. Yes. I want her in a little, like, I want her in a night gown. that goes to the floor, you know?

I think that's your 30s. Your 20s, you're scared of ghosts and your 30s. You're like, I need some entertainment. I'm so sick of myself and everyone around me. I'd love some companionship, you know. Hold me at night, please. I do feel like if I were to. If we were to get a ghost, we would get, like, cool ghosts that are, like,

sleepy. We've heard the gossip and we want to tell you. This is, like, I've never said this out loud. This is so weird. weird, but have you ever been in a room alone and smelled a fart? And you didn't fart? Yes. Yes.

Are you serious? I've never said this out loud. I thought it was just me being insane, like farting and not knowing I farted. And it's not even my brand. Like I'm like, what the fuck? Do you think ghost fart? Yes. Because, wait, I've heard that like if there's a ghost or something, you'll feel like a really,

like you'll walk and it'll be. like really warm air and you're like what like the heat's not on or really cold yes and there have been times where I've been in my apartment where I've been like what is that smell and then I like look at kitty and like she looks at me and I'm like okay well it's got to be one of us which brings me to my next point of why I love cats they can see ghosts and cats don't fart they're girls don't fart like dogs will fart and like clear the room even if my cat did fart i would blame it on someone else like butter doesn't cats don't fart no i've never they hold it in yeah she would do like in her privacy she's like put some respect on her name she has cooth you know dogs are just out here

like ripping ass you're like eating and everyone's like what is that in my now and they look at you like what and you're like, hello? You can, like, hear it. Like, I've heard a dog fart, like, diabolical. They, like, show off. Okay, one of, like, the biggest revelations of my life, and I, like, think about this all the time and I don't know why,

is the one time I went dog sledding, I didn't know that we get... Don't even get me started. It was when I did that goddamn winter house. So they make me go dog sledding, and one of the things that I didn't realize is when you're sitting in the sled and the dogs are running,

They're also shitting the entire time. No. Yeah. What does it, like, kick up at you? Almost. I was like, what is this? And they were like, well, they're exerting so much energy. And I was like, so this is animal abuse.

No, first of all, full animal. Pete is fuming. You're going to get a call. Second of all, is it like your adrenaline goes and you have to like, kind of. Kind of. Kind of. And you have to put.

Honestly, yes. I'm like, so I have to, like, endure their shit because no that's why i don't like cats wouldn't do that cats would never do that you want me to pull you on a slide okay since we're at the every pod you know we get to the customary poop part i have i have to i poop i just have to say something which is diabolical but i'm to say it because if people are made it to this point the episode they they get us um there's something that people don't talk about enough And it's this rare thing that happens, particularly to me,

wherever now and then you go to dinner and you're like not that hungry. And you're like, damn it, like, I want to be hungry for this. But you're not that hungry. You don't know why. And then after the appetizers. Me literally every time I go out to dinner because I have anxiety. After the appetizers, I realize, I'm going to go to the bathroom. A mid-dinner poop feels like a pukin rally when you're partying.

Because you thought you were out. You thought that you were out. And you come back. a new woman and you're like bring the fucking entree it's round two motherfucker i pooped in the middle of a sushi extravaganza right there on the table the way i was shoveling sushi does was like where did you get this this second wind and i said you don't even want to know what happened in the bathroom but it's like you you feel like you come back to life it's pooping during dinner is underrated your commitments to shitting in public is truly

I didn't know you weren't supposed to. Don't put a toilet there if you don't want me shit in it. Why is there a toilet there? Also, I don't like that men can shit and we can't shit. Actually, a lot of men don't shit in public. The first thing I do when I go to a public place is I'm like, where can I poop? Yeah, no, you're like a dog where you have to pee on things. Like, that's mine.

That's mine. You're like good facilities here. I'll take a shit. Strong flush. What a diabolical episodes this has been so far? Oh, God. Well, I want to thank Duncan for partnering with us for the episode. These refreshers are so, so good.

Now, we've gone on literally eight rants. Which one did you get? Strawberry dragon fruit with a little sparkling water. Mango, pineapple refresher with green tea, as you guys know, I always do. We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling with us. Yeah, I'm going to be in L.A. on Thursday. Come to the show in L.A.

also San Francisco. Okay. Also, I have one housekeeping thing. I have a, my Amazon live. Not this week. This week is a solo episode, but my one next week that I will be announcing is the one that I had to take a beta blocker for. So, everyone was like, was it for Morgan Stewart?

And I was like, no, I forget to love Morgan. Was it for Brooks? No, like we had so much fun. This one, this is the one I had to take a beta blocker. I think I took a beta blocker when he told me about it. Yeah. Very exciting Very exciting

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