Giggly Squad - Giggling about road rage, screenshots, and brooches

Episode Date: February 13, 2026

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Sup Gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. What up, my glacial gigglers. It's the middle of the winter. We're on the grind. But the sun is starting to come up a little earlier.

What a mental health moment for the day. I don't know. I don't wake up in the morning, but if I did, I heard the sun does wake up. This morning, Hannah and I did a Zoom together. Hannah slept on it. Hannah's eyes were closed. I won't point those. Grace.

There was no adult on the Zoom. It was me, you and Grace, and everyone was... We were discussing adult things. We were. And Hannah had one eye open. Wait, when you... It takes me like a full two hours for both eyes to open in the morning. I had a little crusty.

Can I start the pot with something? Yeah, I love when you start with a... I got an email. I got an email. Oh, an email. I know you read emails. Using first party food delivery data, GoPuff determined that Kinder Bueno was the biggest winner amongst the consumer packaged goods brands that advertised during the Super Bowl. the chocolate bar maker saw 100% increase in units sold through GoPuff in the hour after its yes

Bueno ad aired, per the report. It also achieved 444% higher all day sales compared to the past five Sundays the food delivery service says. I was not prepared to make a speech of acceptance. Let me just look into the camera really quickly. First and foremost, I'd like to thank my haters, specifically all my ex-boyfriends. One said that I'd never have a career, but I would like to have the data show that I am better than you guys. I knew it. My mom knew it. And now you know it. Men love data. Men love data. Men love a graph. Put in a spreadsheet, send it to them. I would like to call it the page of a herbal effect. And I never thought that candy would be one of the things that. See, I did. See, I did. You do love a

snack. I love a snack. And I'm like a chocolate person over like. like a sour candy. I don't want Kinder to get mad at me for this, but for people who haven't had it before, it truly is just a better version of a Kit Kat. Well, it's funny, I sent it to my brother and his family, and my brother loved it. They're so good.

Let's be honest. It's European. They also have a white chocolate, which people sleep on white chocolate, and it's actually really good. I prefer the milk chocolate, but to each their own. Mm-hmm.

So basically, it was your Super Bowl. So basically, I'm like the candy queen. Do you want to tell us? us anything more about like the actual shoot? Because I remember like you had to go international for it. I had to go international. You were in space. We filmed in Canada and at one point they did want me to wear glasses and I was like okay but people are going to know that it's me and so I had to well I didn't I told someone to tell someone like hey maybe we do a couple without the glasses and they were like okay great and then the guy that I did it with his name is William

Fitchner. Shakespeare. I, like, didn't know what to say to him, but I, like, know him from, obviously, like, so many different acting things. But I said to him, like, I loved you in entourage. Like, it was, like, you're one of my favorite characters, like, the season you were on. And he was like, what was my character again? Obsessed with him.

And I was like. He's like, I don't know her. I love you. I'm like, you're just, you're so accomplished. You're like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That hit number one show that I was on. he was on entourage he was like one of the agents at one point his name was like Phil you Goda did he give you any acting advice no he didn't but he was so friendly and so nice and there was

like part of me that I was like you're like a really accomplished actor I wonder if you're like who is this random girl but he was like so pleasant we meet famous people and also like smash like he's like old he was like old time like tall like you would have loved him love no I know and especially he had a headset on, like boss people around. Yeah, and he was just like, he was really getting into the role, you know? Like, you would be amazed at how many times you have to say one line. Well, I just say, I heard that one line is actually harder than a movie. Like when you just have, no, I still.

And I believe that. And that's a fact. As someone who's delivered a lot of one lines, it's fucking hard. You are the one-liner king. I've been doing some auditioning, not to brag. No callbacks yet, but keep you not out. I'm kind of just working through some early stages of my career. And it'll be basically they say when you have an audition with one line,

like you overthink how to say that one line to the point that you're like, how did I ever say this word before? It's kind of like when you have one interaction with a crush. And like in that moment, you're like, that's not a sentence. I said hi. So fucking near. I literally spoke like Yoda. I was like, you are, hello, my name.

Whenever I film a commercial, it gives me such an appreciation for like, you know, when you're like watching the Oscars and they're like, okay, and like best award for production and you're like, boo, like next. But then when you film something like that, especially like a 30 second one minute commercial, you're like, how the fuck do they actually film movies? So literally like eight lines could take eight hours to shoot from every angle. I think a one minute commercial. I was in like one section of it and that and I was a full day shoot.

Yeah. I think I got there at like 6 a.m. What was your motive? What was your, what was your, what did you? Like, she was nervous and she was like, I'm like a woman in STEM. Like I was a true woman in STEM. I was a rocket scientist. Yeah, yeah.

And so I really. Which makes sense. Like they were like, who should we cast for rocket scientist? Paige Sorbo. How about that girl that's always in bed? Yeah. So I just really tried to get into that role of like, oh no, this isn't good. And there has been so many times in my life where I've said, oh no.

This isn't good. So you channeled from your past. Yeah, I channeled from my past. Honestly, it really came out in the performance. I feel like I'm the first to make fun of you when you do something bad. You nailed the acting. Thank you. You nailed the acting and I don't know, maybe there's more acting in your future.

Maybe. Maybe. Well, I'll be auditioning on the side if anyone. And one last thing about the Super Bowl, because I'm actually like, I just continued. I'm not over and I continue to get more and more mad when I go on the internet. Take the Super Bowl out of it. traveling and immersing yourself in other cultures, going other places is like the number one way people get smarter and grow in general as people.

That and like reading books is like how. Page reads one book. Sorry. And welcome to my book club. I actually have a lot to talk about about my book club. No, like I'm not getting it because it's like why wouldn't you want your child to watch a Super Bowl half time in a different language and have like what if even if one child was like oh I really want to learn Spanish like this is so and now you have a smart child duolingo sales sparked after that I mean I'm sure

but yeah the what makes America so beautiful is all the cultures coming together and creating what we are and the American dream yeah is coming from nothing and trying to become something so anyway also shout out Jessica Alba. 44. I saw it and I go that looks like you know a young Jessica Alba. It looked AI Jessica Alba.

I said that's, that girl is identical to Jessica Alba from 30 years ago and then they go yes, Jessica Alba you know I once saw her at a bodega. Really?

She was like picking out a drink which you know is so fun at a bodega. There's so many different drinks that she's from. Any point Jennifer Lopez was like mm-hmm.

No Jennifer Lopez is not going to La Casita. She's like, I'm, I'm either running the casita. I'm not going to just be in the background of a casita. Well, you know what I also realized, which I had completely forgot about,

when Jalo and Shakira did the halftime show, they brought Bad Bunny out. Bad Bunny's been there. I completely forgot because he must have like just, well, yeah, because what year were that about? That had to have been at least five. No, that was. No, that was Eminem.

Okay, because in my head, that was 10 years ago. Yeah, I've also. watched that documentary multiple times and we were mad about that because that was when they told the girls they have to split it the time yeah and we were like that side note do you know the sioc's owner is a woman i did know that that was iconic i saw her like take that um the trophy um let's work on owning things i love that let's let's own everything honey i own businesses that's one of my favorite vocal stems is honey i own business honey i own businesses Who is that again?

What is that from? It's like Black China's mom. She's like doing a podcast and they're like, how do you have money? She's like, honey, I own businesses. Anyway. Let's start with something controversial. Okay. Vogue wrote an article about Birkenstock shoes and how brides are wearing white

Birkenstocks. I commented. Oh, you saw it. Yeah. You go, I reported that post. No, literally. I blocked them after that. It was getting tagged nonstop.

Someone at Vogue is Hannah-coded. I commented and I said, where's the line? I said, finally, someone has, like, look, so many women on their favorite day of their life or whatever are in pain, are in horrible pain. Their Achilles tendon is fighting for its life. Grab a ballet flat. You hate a Birkenstock. Unless you live in Denver and are from Denver, that is the only girl. slash woman that I allow

Birkenstock. Look, on your wedding diet, I know that Birkenstocks are very trendy right now to wear with jeans. And some girls, so cute. I'm going to grab a ballet flat over that because I lean a little bit more feminine in how I dress. But I love like a masculine or like an androgynous like outfit. Yes. But Birkenstocks are so like, to me,

crunchy granola. Like I just went on a hike. And that is just like not the energy I'm bringing for my wedding day. Even if they're white. Yeah. Yeah. I hate the men and I think that we're, what's the word where it's like we're better than them?

Like I'm not a feminist. You're a misandrist. Yeah. Miss Andres. And so like if I'm yelling at them for flip flops or sandals, I can't then tell the women like, oh yeah, you can wear this on your wet. No. Go barefoot.

I'm today dressed as a retired old man, which I think is powerful. You look like my gym teacher from 205. On my white barrel jeans and an oversized white-colored shirt, I feel like I have opinions on the stock market that, like, no one listens to, but they just nod when I say it. But it's like a Saturday and you're like, I don't want to really get into it. Yeah, I don't want to get into it, but I have businesses. Yeah, I have businesses. Oh, my God. So you mentioned that you watched the ice skating.

Yes, the three episodes. Three episodes. And I was like, how did I miss that? I realized I saw glitter and gold and I saw two beautiful people. I thought it was a cheesy Netflix rom-com scripted scripted rom-com about two people on the ice and I said if I had a nickel, I've watched heated rivalry,

I don't think we're gonna beat that. Yeah. So last night, I am fucking obsessed. I knew you were gonna love it. I am so jacked up. Because you want to know what? It didn't feel like a documentary.

It felt like reality TV that was real. So do I more in depth, the chaos of it, it's a pairing. So it's normally either, it's a man and a woman that of course end up falling in love with each other and get married because you're so intimate with this person

and you have to trust them so much. And there's a compatibility and chemistry you have to have. So like these two people got together. Side note just because I want to talk about it and not forget it, can we touch back on Margot, Robbie, and Jacob Allerty after this?

Yes. Noted. Duly noted. We're fighting for our life. with our ADHD. Honestly, Friday episodes, I'm like, fuck it. So this is actually a great movie. So it's this gorgeous girl and this gorgeous guy, but they're just friends. This is America team. This is American's team. Who, by the way, do you know she designs everyone's outfit? So her competitors are going on. They're like, oh, Madeline designed it. Wait, did I miss that?

Yeah, you're on your phone. The girl that's married to the guy? She's known to have like the best design taste and she, they all designed their own outfits. They're doing full like, plays. They're doing Broadway shows. People aren't talking about how stunning she is. Like I need her on the cover of Vogue. I need her starring in Chicago after Whitney Levitt. And I need her in Chicago. I want to be a casting director. Not that I'm going to see that, but I need her in it. I mean deep down I want you to do it because that would be so funny because you'd be miserable. I would be miserable. I'm so sorry

I have to try to sing this. No, I would get out of it. But like, well, people to understand is that page is actually like not bad at singing. So I think we should start a go. I'm actually horrible. No, I saw you accidentally sing once and it was good. Proceed. Proceed. So anyway, these two, he realizes he's in love with her.

And he's five years in and they're an amazing team. So he's like, if I tell her that I love her and this goes badly, this ruins my career. And like it's not easy to just find another top gold performing partner. It's kind of similar to when girls are like, but like the friendship, fuck the friendship. Like this is the, this is like, okay, but this would have affected your livelihood and your career. I get that. Like this I actually get why it's like, hold it in. Maybe just.

Yeah, hold it in. But when girls start like, oh, what about our friendship? I'm like, just say it. I'm like, just jerk off to her and like don't say anything. So this man is like, I couldn't hold it in anymore. And I just told her, I love you. So he wasn't even like, he was like, hey, I think I might be like kind of attracted to you. when I'm holding you up every time.

Yeah. When my fingers are inside your vagina, when we do that one move, I'm like really into it. Or when they put their fucking skates on the guy's leg. Oh, I'm so glad you noticed that too. Because I'm like, how does she get off without slicing him? No, the fact that they have any,

what's it called, your extremities by the end of any dance is like a miracle. Yeah. So, also, she's doing these crazy outfits where like the skirt is causing it. shoes. The skirt's blinding him, the skirts hitting her in the face, the skirts getting under him. She's tripping over the skirt and she's like, no, it's for fashion. She's so you-coded. The second I trip over the skirt once, I say, burn the skirt. I'm wearing khaki pants. Burn it. So he says to her, I love you. And she doesn't take it well immediately. She's like, I miss all this. I have, you are on your phone. That is on my phone. When I watch a

a documentary, I'm taking like notes. So she passed. I started paying attention when the gay guy came on. There's two. And there was like some drama. I'll get to that. I was like, okay, the outliers of the big of skating world. She processes it and doesn't know what to say. Processes it next day just goes, I feel exactly the same about you.

They're married. But last Olympics, they got fourth. Yeah. But now the three people who had beaten them are retired. So they are the favorites. So they're coming in so excited, hot and heavy. But then the French team comes through. this gay French guy is the contiest

French man. He is like I'm scared. Like I'm terrified. Like I'd pee myself if he talked to me. When he came on the screen, I was like, this is a parody. He's a villain of some guy.

He's a gay villain, which everyone needs in their life. Honestly, I could use him in my life. He was like heated rivalably and then spit. Like he was like. Also he looked at his coach

and the coach was scared at him. Like that's how you know the man is powerful. And he is like the perfect filler in his where his face is not moving and he doesn't have to move it because he has no emotion. Also, the story just, it just lends itself to a movie being made, like a comedy movie being made about this. Well, do you remember Amy Poehler had a Blades of Glory? It was about all these dancing couples in their like crazy outfits.

Amy Poehler was in that. I think she had a cameo. Oh, did she? I think she did. Because it was, um... When in doubt, Amy Poehler was in it. It was Will Ferrell. About it or...

Whenever my dad is like talking about a female comedian, I just say Amy Polar. Because that's like really the only person. And he's like, yeah, yeah. So the T is that he won gold last year and retired. And everyone's like, okay, great, this guy retired. And then his ex-partner writes a biography saying that he was like horrible to her and was really hard on her, which like no one's doubting. the man is scary but then this other girl she was with a man who gets accused of like assault oh i didn't realize that's why he was out yeah like he's under investigation okay so she loses her

partner of 20 years she didn't want to be done she was like forced to be done and he's and he but it's also like her partner like she's like do i support him do i not no they're kind of a great story to win the both of them have so much controversy but they happen to be best friends and i actually see like their friendship and it's really like you can tell they both she was like I wasn't going to skate I was I didn't even know like where my life was going to be and can we just take a minute for their names these are made up names this is wait who's the one it's like Jacques I don't look it up it's like something Jean-Pierre Jacques Coussaint and I'm like it's also I want to learn French so bad it's so sexy when they so you love pretty things I

don't. When they were skating, I was like, this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. She's also like really powerful. And she talks up, she talks about, it's so fucked up. These female skaters, they're not just getting rated on how good their moves are. They're getting rated on their makeup. They're getting rated on their outfit. Like, judges are literally going, I don't like her makeup. Same with like the gymnastics girls, how their hair is. What? Yeah. Like, the way that I would immediately fail. But the girls should not be great. That's taste. But that's what they were saying is that the judging is based on like art. And it's like, oh, I just didn't like how their dance made me feel. Which makes me, you know, how I am. Yeah, you hate things that are unfair. That is unfair.

Wait, but can I just say? Because I did get some messages being like, hey, I also have like a justice thing. Like, I hate when things are unfair. So what do you do with, what do you do when something's unfair? You're just like, that's life. Well, the blonde from Canada, she kept getting, scored and they were, she was like, I'm a professional figure skater and you're scoring me. Also, she kept getting cancer. Yeah. And her mom died. Her mom died.

She was like, you keep scoring me as if I'm an amateur skater. I am a professional. She's like one of the only ones that spoke up. And then I almost feel like they, because she spoke up, they tried to fuck her even more. Tale is oldest time. It's just interesting to think that like in every genre, every, like, every, like, work like what do I what am I been trying to say every industry yeah has a situation where it's like the girls are looked down on like it's like okay well you're not to say the gay men in ice skating

hot how attracted were you to that he was so your type it's like and then he starts like I feel like I dated someone like but it's funny he was like I came out four years ago like he the guy And I'm like, yep, that's my time. But it also makes me think if these guys were straight, would they be hockey players? Or could, are they just hockey players? I mean, he could have gone into hockey. They all could, like, hockey and ice dancing are so close. He probably be so fucking good at hockey.

He probably so good at hockey. Because I feel like he's quick. Yeah. And he's strong. His butt? I was objectifying that man. I said, yeah, spin around again. Spin around again.

Honestly, and his face. Like, he was a good looking man. Gorgeous. I'm so glad you watched it. I knew you would like that. Well, then. when you're done with it, they're like, we're about to be ready for the Olympics. So you go to the Olympics are happening.

So then I go to Peacock and I click, they had their first dance. So I watched it and the French did amazing. I didn't watch the Americans yet. Was it their freestyle or the... It was the first one. But you know what's also so funny, in the dance, they don't actually do like big jumps. It's all dance. Yeah, yeah.

They're ice dancers. They're ice dancers. And what would you wear if you were an ice dancer? Oh, God. I know you've thought about it. I mean, I just love... No lace. You hate lace.

I hate lace. I would have like a lot of like pink sheer moments. And I feel like the... You want a high collar. I actually have thought about it. You love a high collar. I love like a bedazzle. Like the blonde from Canada, she was showing like a my fair lady.

And I was like... Like I loved that. Yeah. just think like a little mini skirt. Like I don't love that they're doing the longer skirts. I just feel like they look a little matronly, but maybe the shorter skirts look a little childish. I was actually obsessed with the look that the French girl has in her first dance

with the black sleeve and the like circular bodice thing. I would have worn it. I have actually PTSD from like dance class when I was like seven because I remember a dance teacher told my mom I didn't fit my unitarred and my mom was like, How dare you say that? I can't fit a body suit around my vulva, like, because my torso's too long. And so if you see me in a body suit, it's not clip. Yeah.

And I have a fat ass. Thank you for bringing that to forefront. So, yeah, I love that. It reminds me when I played tennis, I never cared about the outfits, where now I look back and realize there were girls that were like you where everything was about the match day outfit where I literally was like I can't wear my practice clothes. That's to bring it back to the Super Bowl, but people aren't talking enough about Coco Jones singing.

I love Coco. We interviewed her. Wait, what did she sing? Not the national anthem. Whatever. She did so well, but she did like a play on Whitney Houston's outfit. Oh. And she looks so good.

She's the next one that like she's been popped. Like she won a Grammy. But her skin. is there and now it's just like the Hollywood. Yeah, she's about to be like the Hollywood ether. There's a lot of, a lot of talk about Katzai

after the Grammys. Are you on that algorithm? You know I'm not? Because I feel like that's so Genzy. My algorithm's so Genzy. It's just people, well, they did this song called NARly. And it's like.

I feel like I've heard that. Yeah. Sing a little ballad. The lyrics are like, I guess I thought it was like kind of humor. but they're like, Tesla, nerly, that hasn't come across my day. And they're doing a whole dance and everyone was like, they wanted, I guess, more. But people have to understand, these girls are not choosing the song.

They're corporations. These singers are corporations. And Katzai is like 12 girls, right? It's like five or six of them. And it was based on a competition. Like all these girls battled it out to be the first American K-pop group. This one right over my head. Same.

So this was a like talent search and they put together cat's eye and that's them. And they're the first American. And one of the girls that didn't make it. Now she's like doing really well individually. Ooh. And she's really talented and people think she's going to pop. But anyway, I try to watch it. I cannot watch like teenagers' dreams die.

Like no. Well, that's a normal reaction. They're like, you're not pretty. You're not smart. You're not funny. You're not brave. And I'm like, she has braces. Like leave her alone.

Um, okay, not to like literally start a book club. I knew you were going to do this. The second I said Pretty Girl start book clubs, you were like, maybe I should say it. So a lot of the gigglers were DMing me and they were like, hey, so Nightingale might be like a bit too. They're like just surmising at your reading level. Might be a bit intense for you. Like it's going to take you eight years to finish that. We recommend maybe getting something a little lighter so that when you get sick of Nightingale, you can like, so I got seven husbands of Evelyn Hugo.

now I'm like reading two books at once. Wait, you love that seven husbands. Well, because I started it like years ago and I never finished it and I like forget everything about it. So I'm like, I'll just reread that. But I also now, because I'm like so into reading books that are like movies, I ordered Withering Heights. Wuthering Heights.

Are you? Is it Wuthering or Withering? I think it's Wuthering. Wuthering. Wuthering? Wuthering. It's Wuthering. Wuthering.

Wuthering. With, I don't even know what that means. Withering. Withering hollies. Des told me that it's an incredible story. Desloves history. Okay, well, everyone keeps saying that the original story is like so not what the movie is. So I wanted to like, I feel like I read it in high school, but I honestly can't freaking remember.

Should we see Wuthering Heist together? I definitely want to see it. The PR of it, first of all, love Margot Robbie's outfits. I'd like to credit you for doing the random bows first in your hair. Stop. And wearing that dress was very Wuthering Heights coated before Wuthering Heights press tour. Do you think it's another?

I was too early for my time. I think it was another you were too early. And I really think that you should look into Margot Robbie's stylist because he's exactly what you're looking for. Like he's putting her in vintage Gagliano. Like her looks for this press tour, it's not like she has one good look or like, oh, there's another. It's every single look.

I like that they're having fun with it. I like that they're being intentional. Yeah. I like that they have like they're performing. Yeah, they're performing. I hate when it's just like make me look cute in this. And so like that part of the PR is extremely relatable to me. The part of the PR with like her and Jacob Allorty,

and I don't know how much of this is true or legitimately just PR. But if it's legitimately just PR, stop. Literally stop. It's unh. It's weird and uncomfortable. Is it when she was like, I became codependent on him and I'm like, I can't leave him alone or something? That and also like he put a million roses in my trailer and I told him I'm in love with him. Like, we, like the first time we got duped with a PR stunt like that was a star is born.

And we were all like, they're in love. And then like we quickly realized, oh no, they wanted us to see the movie. We were going to see it anyway. Okay. Well, that's our PR for Gagoo Squad. Everyone's like, are they married? Or are they fighting because it's a lover's quarrel? But I just, I'm like, is Margot Robbie's husband the strongest soldier ever alive?

Well, I was going to say, Jacob Allorty, whether you like him or not, whether you think he's boring or not, whether you think he's cocky or not, he is the hottest guy right now. Totally. And I feel like he is in any interview I've seen. He seems extremely respectful and very nice and down to earth. And he's Australian. So he, I mean, when he first popped out his Australian accent, I said, oh, this man is layered. And he's got depth to him. People don't talk about it, but he's like six, five.

And one time he did an interview, and they were like, where are you? And he was like in a hotel room. Then he like, pan the camera. And his mom was sitting right there. And I was like, he's a good man, Savannah. If a man has a mom, some people say they're a good man. But, like, compared to like, I'm sorry, Glenn Powell doesn't do it for me. I'm not getting, I'm not getting butterfly.

when Glenn Powell comes on my screen. I'm going to say something. I actually met Glenn Powell at Kelly and Mark. In person, very much a movie star. I could see that. And I'm not saying he's not a movie star. I'm just saying you don't get the hots for him. In person, I did.

Like Jacob O'Lority's ruining your life. Right. Like that man, you're meeting one night. Well, do you watch Euphoria? I watched the first season? Season and a half. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Well, because his character in that, I'm like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Even him and the other one with Barry Keogh run around. He was... Oh, yeah. He always just plays, like, the guy who, like...

Happen to him. Barry Keoghagen is going to be... Good question. He, um... He dated to Rear Carpenter. That was the greatest thing he ever did. Yeah. He is playing Ringo Star in the new Beatles movie coming up.

Remember he had that quote and he was like, yeah, I'm just like trying to be a good dad. So I, like, see him once every 30 days. And we were like, what? Wait, so, like, current... It reminds me if I have this bit of... on stage where I'm talking about like should I have a kid or not and I'm trying to figure it out with the audience and someone was like like you can do it you can imagine it and I'm like I'm not a male comedian I can't just have a child and leave them at home and go on tour well one of my

favorite quotes like someone said on the internet was I don't want to be a mom but I'd love to be a dad and and ever since I heard that I was like no and I'm someone that I can say from a child I've I've I have never wavered whether or not I want to have kids. I know I want to have kids. But being in my adult life, some of the closest people to me, we've talked like, and they've been like, I don't know if I want them. And it's been such an open, good conversation. Well, it's good.

Like, I've wavered. Yeah. I think it's healthy to be like, and what if? Like, we have free will. What if? Yeah. And I think for me, it's just because, like, I compare myself to other male comics sometimes who are my age.

Yeah. I'm like, oh my God, if I have a kid and they have a kid, we're going to have such a different experience. But then the girls are also like, Hannah, you belong to. And you'll be able to make fun of it in like a way that the men can't. Yeah. But, um. No, that's actually so true.

You'll have so much like relatable. And then I was saying I could bring, I could bring the baby and leave it in the green room, but like, Ali Colbert cannot. If you've met Ali, I'm not leaving my baby with Ali Culbert. No, honestly, my assistant is like so excited for me to get pregnant so that her job description changes. You're like, let's do something else here. But Daphne's like, hi. Daphne's going to be a menace, I feel like when I have a child. Well, my brother has a kid, two kids, and his cat, it's a good cat. And at first, the cat was like definitely like perturbed because the babies don't understand. And you're

like, gentle. But then for some reason, the cat like understands that it's a baby. Wait, speaking of babies, I don't know if I said this, but I just, literally this year is the first time I've had like two extremely close girlfriends. One had a baby and one is currently pregnant. Where like I've gone to like friends weddings and whatever, but we just hit the phase where like they're having children. One, it's like so crazy and you realize that like there isn't this big like, oh, I've changed as a person. It's just like your friend and now she has a baby. but I have to say... She got a purse that has a lot of responsibility.

No, literally. I'm like, so are you bringing her everywhere, let us? It's pukes, poops. But I have to say, my one girlfriend, Ariana, she's... Grandet. She's a nurse. Like, she's just like the perfect human. She's also stunning, beautiful, gorgeous. But when she sent me a picture of her baby, like, literally fresh out of the womb,

I was like, Ariana, you know me. I'm not just saying this because you're my friend. this is the prettiest newborn I've ever seen. What did you do? And she said she ate so much fruit every single day. And she was like, I'm not kidding. I really think that's why she's so pretty. Granted her and her husband are very good looking people.

And she's a nurse. It's like Margo Robin being like, like, if you eat fruit, your kid will come out looking like me. No, but I feel like she as a nurse, and she's a NICU nurse. So like she really knows babies. And I was like, I'm like literally writing that down to say on the pod because that's some information we need it. Yeah. Go on TikTok shop and buy this and your kid will be so good looking.

By the way, are you still TikTok shopping? You know, I TikTok shop here and there. A lot of times I go over to Amazon because I'm a millennial. Yeah. Oh, so you see it and then you put it in Amazon. I do feel like sometimes it's so cheap that I'm like this, I'm not going to get it. like that it's fake. Right.

And I get confused. It is so freaking easy that I just double click that side. Well, because Apple Pay feels like it's not real money. I mean, I bought my tuning forks on. Now I'm inundated with the tuning fork girls. And now I'm actually planning a sound bath retreat. You have a tuning bath retreat coming up? The girls have convinced me.

One girl DM'd me this morning. And she's just like, um, hey, big tuning fork girl here. I keep them in my car because I have road rage. And I was like, you're the epitome of a giggler. I feel like. Wait, I feel like women are allowed to have road rage. Yeah, because we don't take out guns. Yeah.

Like, when men have road rage, like, bad things happen. Women have road rage. I'm like, she's standing up for herself. She's being independent. She's taking up space. Speaking of road rage, did you see that story about the professional football player who was dating the WMBA girl? And he, like, chased her down in the car.

And she drove to the police station. No, it's crazy. She's like, you didn't think of that. She's like, come and get me. I think, I guess she broke up with him. Okay, classic CTE tale. She broke up with him. They were dating for like three years.

She broke up with him. He was like stalking her. And she was like, stop stalking me. Like blocked his number, whatever. And then she's driving like on a Saturday morning and she realizes he's behind her and he's trying to like hit her car. So she like, I think calls the police while she's in the car, but like just drives the police station.

the police come out, get him. It's like... Gotcha. No, literally. This is also an example of like social media when you see like people in relationships with like, I don't know, athletes. It's not always what it seems.

And some of these men... Just because you're good at a game doesn't mean you're good at being a person. And I would say that for like all public figures. Yes. You know? If he's like so influential and charismatic that he accidentally gets

famous, but like to try to get famous and have a publicist. Unless you are a true talent. Yes. Like you have to be a true. Unless it's like the world needs your talent to become a better place, then I'm like, okay, that's fine. Like your voice, you have the voice of an angel. But if it's just you having a podcast, no.

Girls are different, obviously. You're a lot to say. 100%. We've been through a lot. Well, we've been suppressed. So obviously now we have to overcompensate. Right. Which leads me to.

I can't wait to what it leads to it. I actually have two different things. Perfect. We could go in either direction. There's no way to feel cool while you're talking into your remote. Like there's nothing more humbling than like trying to say. Like it's like your customer service voice. But like also, wait, this actually is so funny because you know what's even funnier?

I don't do that. I thought about it. I realized I don't, it's like Bluetooth. I don't trust it. I'm typing it in. You're such a freak. Because I don't trust which button to press for it to happen. And I don't even try.

Like, I'm an old lady. Well, I just got a new phone. And so I was like setting up my phone, whatever. And one of the parts is like set up Siri. And so to set up Siri,

you have to say these certain prompts. Like Siri, what's the weather? Siri. And so I did it. And then I was like, wait a minute. I just did that in my customer service voice.

It's not going to recognize my real voice. And I have a cold. You're coughing the entire time. That's how you open your phone. You cough twice. Also, I have a big, a big gripe with the new phone. A huge gripe. I have a huge one.

It's not what you think it's going to be. What is yours? My favorite thing in the world, my only number one hobby that brings me consistent joy, is screenshoting things that I'm never going to look at again. Yeah. In the new phone, you don't just screenshot. You have to like screenshot. Put in your social security number.

Give your firstborn. Say where you want to save it. Add two, divide by 12. What? Who decided that? Don't even get me started on the photos. I'm like, oh great, a photo from 2007. Where's the one I took today?

No, you can't find it. You can't find it. I'm like, hello? Also, I think it's a glitch, but when I send a lot of files, so when I go into like something I said to you and I want to see something I sent you, like a photo, and I press info, it's not coming up. No.

I'm in disarray. My gripe with the new phone is I have royalty fingers. I have the longest, skinniest fingers you can get. I'm a dream to text, okay? I can get there. I'm Sheena Shea's child, okay? I'm the exact top is I press one letter and it hits eight letters. I sound drunk every single day.

Like the texting is so touchy that like, and the word correct. I'm like, now why in the hell would I want to say that when that's not a word? Also, they always go to like sex or something inappropriate. Oh, really? I feel like mine. Well, because you know, you're always like one sec and always says one sex. Oh, that means you're typing the word sex a lot. Am I?

Because it's like, oh, she means this word. She always says all the time. Because that's how I literally sexed my husband. I'm like, let's have sex. Because I've lost all creativity. Mine is just like not real words. And I'm like, okay, that doesn't make any sense. And then I have to be like, sorry.

I'd rather than send the wrong real word than just gibberish. Right. Do you remember when people could speak pig Latin? And I was like, if I don't learn pig Latin, I'm going to be behind. You're going to be fun. I thought, wow, in high school, I'm not going to have any friends. So I was like, you know, I was like, where did all you people learn pig Latin? Did I sleep late that day?

Like, when was pig Latin class? I think I knew it for like maybe part of like fourth grade. Yeah. But I don't remember. It was just, it's just every word like backwards. And they would say something to you and you'd be like, I don't get it. And they're like, well, catch up. And then once you got it, you were like, no, still didn't get it.

I'm having trouble pronouncing a word and I need your help. Origin. B-R-O-O-C-H. B-R-O-C-H. B-R-O-O-C-H. Because they're becoming very poach. I thought it was brooch. Well, that would be a you.

Brooch. Or is it brooch or is it brooch? It's a brooch? Broach. Also, first of all, brooch doesn't have two O's. Everyone's spelling it with two O's right now. I have to Google. So that's the thing.

I thought it was brooch too, but brooch, I would put O-A-C-H. So all the girls are wearing brooches. And I just, I accidentally said brooch in front of someone and I like still haven't mentally recovered. I haven't recovered because saying brooch in front of like another girl is like, she was like, what did you say? And I was like, I've been. Oh, it is two-0.

See, I would have only done one. See, what is going on? Well, it's... Sorry, what's the origin of the word? I do encourage everyone to buy some vintage brooch brooches. Yeah. And put it on their bags, put it on their blazers. I think, honestly, from traders and Lisa Rina having a deadly brooch, it's...

The word history, Middle English brooch. B-R-O-C-H-E pointed in. instrument brooch. See, that makes sense spelled like that. Or maybe it is brooch, but the British say brooch. Breach. Rhymes with cooch. Wait, cooch, brooch.

No, it's definitely brooch, Hannah. Okay. How do you feel about the men wearing brooches? I don't hate it. But, like, I'm not having sex with you. Like, I can appreciate the art. Okay. Exactly.

Yeah, it's like short men. Like, they exist. And I support. I support the... We think they should be allowed to vote. But like... Can I say another thing about TV? Yeah.

We're talking about TV? The girls don't always realize how tall men actually are and they have to factor that into a lot of scenarios that they can't. Yeah. I'm just saying, like especially reality TV, people don't know the heights of men

and it factors into a lot of things. Like there's certain guys that people are like, why does anyone like him? And I'm like, well, he's tall. Then there's certain guys that people like, why don't people like him more? And I'm like, he's actually really sure. but you can't tell.

Wait, when people see you in real life, what is the feedback you get on you physically? Like, do they say? I get, you're prettier in person. Like, oh my God, you're so pretty in person. That is brutal. Yeah, it kind of is, because I'm like, what do I look like on TV?

No, that's brutal. But I know that they're meaning it in like a compliment. Like, oh my God, I didn't imagine you to be pretty, this pretty in person. So, like, I know it's a compliment. But when I hear it, they're like, they say it almost shocked. Like, you're pretty in person. They shouldn't say you're prettier in person.

Just say, you're so pretty. You don't have to say prettier. Because then it makes you feel like, you look like shit everywhere. But a lot of times I do get your lot taller than I thought you were going to be. I get you're taller than I thought. I'm 5'7. Pages, I would say 5'4. Yeah.

I think you're 5'3. You think you're 5'3? I actually think I might be like 5, too. I think you told me five four once and I just ran with it. Yeah, that's what I say to everyone. But like if we really got a measuring tape out, I think I would be like just hitting 5'3. Also, you always wear heels.

So I actually have never seen your real height. Well, here's the thing. I'm all leg. I'm no torso. You look so tall in photos. Yeah, so I come off, even in person, taller because it's almost like you're only seeing my legs. And like, like, okay, you're taller than me, but our legs, I know.

My legs start. I think people think I'm shorter in person because they see my nubby legs. And they're like, there's no way that her torso is that long. Like you can't. You're the Britney Spears of Giggly Squad. And people don't talk about it or not. Wait, I feel like I was just, I was going to say something before we went off on like a tangent. And then no, I can't remember.

We were talking about brooches. It was after Margot Robbie. Oh. Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton. We didn't even touch on it. I'm like not supportive. When I say not supportive, I mean, like, I don't get passionate about celebrity relationships. I always think they're kind of PR.

I'm always like, okay, cool, whatever. Sometimes I actively don't like them. Mm-hmm. I fucking love this for her. Why do I love it so much? Also, did you see Kanye, like, tweeted or X or Instagram comment? I don't know. He's such a freak.

Flooded? Like, he goes, why are you? What did he say? It's not funny, but it's also, like, you're insane. Why are you? It was like he was texting. He was like, why are you dating Louis? Give me back my daughter.

It's also like, Kanye, you have three other kids with Kim. Also, Lewis Hamilton. I did see him in person at the F1 premiere I was at. Cute. Is he short? Tall. Tall. Stylish.

Orah. Powerful. Confident. Is he British? What a haiku you just said to us. That was honestly one of the most beautiful sonnets I've ever heard. And then you ended it with. a question.

That was a high crew is rich. He has the like calmness about him, but he understands obviously high pressure because his job is insane. Like it's like as violent as skiing. You know, like you could die every time. It's also like, if you can handle race cars, you can handle Kim Kardashian. It's, it's one of the chicest. I love it.

Which is crazy that it's chic because I'm like it's cars with oil, but it's like. Yeah, but it's like in Monaco. Like Asston Martin. You have to be like rich. to even get into it. It's kind of like, what's the thing when they get on the horse? Yeah, polo. It's kind of like polo.

It's like a rich sport, which is also like very deadly. There's like rich men who love racing who like make their own little race car teams and just like pay for like guys to race their cars. And some guys, their full career is like getting paid by a rich man to race cars for him. And that's an algorithm we didn't even know. I looked over at a man's Instagram reels. I'll stop there the other day. And he was just watching people like fist fighting in the backyard. But it was like a ring of people.

And I was like, is this real and illegal? Like, what is this? He was like, no, it's just like backyard fighting. Like, what the fuck is backyard fight? He's like, it's boxing in the backyard. I'm like, go to work. Do you have a call or something? Does it boss?

to like put clothes away. Yeah, isn't there like an email you should attend to or something? Like, this is crazy. Wait, the other thing about Lewis Hamilton and every time I say his name. Very regal. Every time I say his name, though, I do think of like Hamilton the musical. Oh. Anyhow.

Lewis Hamilton. But the lore that he was dating Nicole Scheringer for a year. She was like the first, she was like the number one wag. She was like a wag before it was cool to be a wag. Do you know I kind of like that? Because I do like when guys have a type. I like consistency. And now we've set it.

He likes a star with long dark hair who has a beautiful body. Who's like, I would assume a similar, like, strong personality. Like her and Kim, yeah, they give me similar oras. Here's the other thing that I will give to the men. Men who are, like, have a little bit of ambition are smart enough to know. that dating a woman with equal amount of ambition only makes them better. A great man needs a great woman behind him. Yeah.

And a great woman just needs a great woman. It's obvious that Lewis Hamilton doesn't get insecure about dating powerful women. And yeah, with Kim, I do think sometimes she gets in a position where she's like mothering the guy she's with. Yeah. Not to like, we don't know her real relationships. for like Pete Davidson, for example, I'm like, she's, he's just one of the kids in the backseat, you know? Yeah.

Where Lewis Hamilton, that's a man. Well, it's kind of like what you said, the last pod when you were like, you have to have the same amount of swag. And when there's like... They don't have a swag gap. And when there's a discrepancy, you're like, mm-hmm. Like, I feel like she'll, like, can, like, learn stuff from him. Like, he's worldly. Yeah, like, I feel like it's going to be, like, new and fun for her.

And, like, I'm just, I'm very happy for her. I'm excited about this. Yeah. It's someone that I could really see her, like, saying. I don't know his age. Spells it L-E-W-I-S. Yeah, spell it out for me. Don't make me, is it L-E-E?

41. 41. Ooh, I love that age. And you want to know what? He's her type too. Yes. Let's see how old Kim is. Well, she loves an athlete. She loves an athlete.

45. Perfect. Perfect. Wow, she's stunning. I would argue he still isn't fully mature that happens to men at 4. I feel like it like just, it's right starting. But it's starting. No, it's kind of crazy.

Like 40, I feel like for our generation, 40 is almost like the new 30. Where like 10 years ago it was like if you're not married and have a baby by 30, like you're what you're done for. But now I feel like it's almost like 40 is when you're really starting your life. I have friends who are 30 if they got pregnant right now, I'd be like, what do you want to do with it? No, I'd be like, I'm going to call someone because this is illegal. Whatever you need to do, you let me know. Yeah. I will say my two friends that just had babies or my two most capable friends,

or my one friend that had a baby and my one friend that's pregnant. I've only had one pregnancy rumor once, and I thrive off it. I'm waiting for my Ozumpic rumors, but guess they're missing. Guess those are missing. Well, thank you guys so much for giggling with us. We love you so, so, so much. and we'll talk to you later. Bye.