Giggly Squad - Giggling about roasts, jokes, and shaved heads

Episode Date: January 7, 2025

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I used to say I just feel stuck, but then I discovered lifelong learning. It gave me the skills to move up, gain an edge, and prepare for what's next. The University of Toronto School of Continuing Studies. Lifelong learning to stay forever unstuck. What's up, Gigglerz? Gary, fix your wifi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, my get back to work, Gigglerz? No more relaxing. We're taking on the town.

Honestly, I miss Giggly Squad. I feel like I've lived seven lives since our last pod. Well, okay, we have to apologize, not only to the Academy, but we dropped the most dramatic episode ever on a Monday with no warning, and we were just like, figured out giddlers. The drama.

The drama. And then we went radio silent. See ya. The only place you could find me was in TikTok comments. That's the only place I live. Which is so funny because I haven't been allowed to look at like Bravo related stuff for years now. Well, here's the thing.

I'm in TikTok comments, like in general, like I'm in there. Well, it's better than actual videos, the comments. Yeah, like I pop in there. So like when I see one about me, I couldn't, I was like, let me tell you about your fucking self for a second. Like I couldn't resist. And you sued someone. How many people did you sue?

I'm so obsessed with the Gigglers so much. First, wait, first and foremost, let me just say, the Gigglers gave me life this week. I don't think I would have survived this week if I didn't see the Gigglers in the comments being like, you don't fucking get it, she's not actually suing you. I started getting tagged of people being really tired, being like, the Gigglers this week, trying to defend Hannah and Paige,

this woman smoking a cigarette, just like, the Gigglers. You guys, you work so hard. No, they work so hard. I felt like I had 17 million girlfriends just being like, what did you say to her? What did you say to her? The fuck did you say? Say it to my face. Say it to my face. I didn't cry in the breakup episode, but I literally might cry over the gigglers because I just, I knew that this week

was gonna be like a little tough. I was not expecting like the amount of misogyny and like the 65 year old boy moms can absolutely fuck off. The act of dating is figuring out how long you wanna be with that person and then you get to a point where you go, I think we did our time.

I feel like I was extremely graceful and nice on the last pod. That was just one version of me, okay? I made the right decision for myself. Don't make her make a lasagna. The virtual lasagnas that I got, my Aunt Pam literally had frozen me lasagna and sent it to my apartment. She's just like a queen.

I was gonna say something and literally now I forget. The only, like I don't care about any rumor that is like ever said about me. I felt like that TikTok sound when it's like, you're a drug dealer. I was like, what? Like watching things about myself. The only thing that I was like, okay,

can't like let this go by was because it was like a third party involved. It was like people saying that I cheated on Craig with Marcelo, which when I first saw that, I died laughing. I was laughing. I was gonna text him and then I was like, I don't even wanna bother him with this

cause it's so stupid. I felt weird. I was like, I feel like I have to text Marcelo cause like what if he sees that, what if he has a girlfriend? Just for the record, have you ever texted him one-on-one, not in our Batch at Group chat?

One time to get me into the SNL Shane Gillis after party. Literally the only time I've ever texted Marcella was, hey, do something for me and get me to meet Shane Gillis. So when I see that, I go, wait, that's my baby brother? Yeah. I go, that's my, she would never touch my baby brother. I can't have sex with a minor. That's a goal.

He's a literal child. Literally, he is our baby. I can't have sex with a minor. That's a goal. He's literally, he is our baby. I birthed him. We birthed him from our pussies. Domingo came out of my fucking vaginal canal. So I just like texted him. I was like, hey, just wanna let you know there was like a rumor going around that like I cheated on my boyfriend with you.

And he was just like, fuck yeah. Wait, should we make a sketch where he comes out as Domingo and he's like, what did he say? I don't even know. But like he was sending me screenshots of DMs he was getting of people being like, we fucking hate you now. Oh no. And I was like, Marcel, I'm so fucking sorry.

Like this is so embarrassing. And no one was, no one involved was defending me, which I found interesting. But- No, cause I think anyone involved was like, we're not taking this seriously. But it is crazy to be on the side of like seeing stuff being made up

and then like how it just can like go through the internet like crazy. No, rapid fire. I was like, wait, am I going to jail? No, that was when there was a rumor that Des and I broke up. And I was at the Verizon store and he wasn't there. And I texted him and I was like, are we broke up? No, it's so crazy.

This is why I want you to not be in the comments, because you don't need extra anger. You're already Sicilian. We're already up to here. We're going to snap at any second because you don't need extra anger. You're already Sicilian. We're ready up to here. We're going to snap at any second. You don't need this. But I do have to say. I think people forget that we're Sicilian.

They forget. I think that they need to be reminded. And this is your fucking reminder. I'll show up to your house. But it's also like, I think breakups are so beautiful. And I was just getting a lot of really positive messages from the gigglers being like, this was his- No, the gigglers were sending me some of the like-

The nicest messages. The therapist girl. Did you see that video? Yeah, she said- Now I start crying. She said like six girls had brought up your breakup. I hope that your breakup caused a massive breakup where everyone broke up with their boyfriend.

We all got cats months ago. And then we were like, wait, are we lesbians? And this is why I got a lot of backlash on my Instagram last night, because I said I want you to shave your head like Emma Stone. The girls were not happy. They said, first of all,

I think you're sabotaging Paige's sore bone. I go, mm, she does that to herself. Second of all, I don't even have to interfere with that. Second of all, they were like, she's going through a breakup, why would you even put this in her head when she's vulnerable?

I said, okay, valid point. And then three, they were like, no one's gonna pit, no guy will wanna date her. And I go, again. Amazing. But still, the misogyny and that, people don't realize. I'm a creative, I come up with ideas. I throw ideas at Paige, she takes what she wants.

I'm just throwing stuff in there. Just because it hasn't been done doesn't mean it can't be done. Well, you wanna know what I think? I think there's an Audrey Hepburn biopic that's circulating Hollywood. That's what I heard. And I think all the actresses are trying to get that role.

And so they're dressing like her, they're cutting their hair like her, and they're like, I'm so. Do you know who I think is gonna get it? I'll say who I think should get it. You say who you think should get it. I just heard randomly today. Wait, let's do it on the count of three.

Okay. One, two, three, and half the way. Ariana Grande. I don't like that. I didn't cast her. Oh wait, here's another thing I have to say. I've been trying to watch Wicked for... We're going on seven days now.

I've taken seven phenomenal naps right when it starts. Wicked would be so good without the singing. Wicked would be so fucking fire without the singing. But do you see how you are Glinda? Yes. Ariana, from what I saw, 15 minutes intermittently, she crushed it. She's a mate.

She's phenomenal. She's the best singer of our entire generation. I don't want her to be Audrey Hepburn. Why? She's Italian. I shouldn't say that because I do love her and I actually do think she probably could do the role because we've seen her be able to commit and whatever.

In my head, it's someone older. But what if she's playing her that age? Yeah, no, you're right. But I just think Anne Hathaway has always looked the most like her or Lily Collins. Or you. Or me. Honestly, maybe I just call the director. I'm like, I've never acted, put me in coach.

I've seen you on Summer House, you're pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. According to everyone on the internet, I've been acting for three years. My mom is like the best mom ever. And when I was little, not little,

I think maybe I was in like seventh or eighth grade and something happened for the first time ever like with a boy. And I remember my mom saying to me and she'd like repeat it to me like every couple of years and she would say, Paige, I need you to understand that this is a man's world. Okay. It's a man's world. So you need to always be smarter, quicker, like thinking on your feet. Like you're going to get fucked over in situations that you shouldn't just because you're a woman. And I feel like that always stuck in the back of my head. And I think people get so mad at me because I move like a guy.

I've always moved in the world like a fucking guy. I will ghost the fuck out of you. I don't give a shit. I like will take your job. I'm not the kind of crazy where it's like I need to fuck out of you. I don't give a shit. I like will take your job. I'm not the kind of crazy where it's like, I need to get back at you. It's I'll get, I'll take your job and become your boss and then I'll fire you.

Like that's my kind of crazy. No, a hundred percent. So it was just like very telling. Like I knew our world was misogynistic, but I didn't know to the extent until it was like coming at me. I do have to say I saw a stat on Instagram. Guys in their 20s, one in five are in relationships

and girls in their 20s, it's like two out of three. And the way that makes sense is cause girls don't wanna date guys in their 20s, they wanna date older guys. I'm not saying I started that, but like I probably did. And there's like a maturity thing, but that there is a problem with men right now. Like majority of homeless are men.

Majority of addicts are men. Obviously majority of people, murders are men. But at this point, what do we do? Cause now, Chris, what do we do? Cause I was talking to my cousin who's at FIT, and I was like, who are we dating? And she was like, no, it's not good out there. And I was like, sorry, I'm with an older...

Gentlemen. Gentlemen. Chris, can you tell me the year when we're allowed to get divorced? They weren't allowed to get a credit card without their man being on it. I think not until like 1970. Like, what is that? 1969. 1969.

That's fucking crazy because that's like when our moms were born. Like we're just second generation of women. No, our parents were literally like 10 years old. That's crazy. That's fucking crazy. Also, I've been working on this bit about Ix and how like the reason Ix got so popular is cause we literally weren't allowed to have Ix before.

Now we can say it. Like he'd be sitting, he'd be like singing in a restaurant, happy birthday to another table. And you'd be like, well'd be like singing in a restaurant, happy birthday to another table. And you'd be like, well, I literally can't get a divorce. So like, la la la la la. We're now like, he comes in with flip-flops and you go, divorce my husband.

We've made a whole career on talking about X and the things we hate about men, a whole fucking career. Literally I just got tagged in something of me being like, I hate if he's bad at bowling and you go, I hate if he's good at bowling and I was like, oh no. Wait, can we talk about Nikki Glaser first? Yes.

Because one of her jokes to Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban was like, Keith, thanks for playing the guitar so much that Nicole Kidman won and made 18 movies this year. Like so true. She's probably like, did you ever shut the fuck up? It's so funny. Cause you just envisioned him like trying out a new thing

and she's like, Ooh, my agent just gone. She's like, that's crazy. I have to go to America. She crushed it. I mean. It was so good. It was so funny when she said that no one had eyelids in Hollywood left. That was so good, it was so funny when she said that no one had eyelids in Hollywood left.

That was so fucking funny. I also, I love that she also didn't play the like, look, like everything's so effortless and I'm just like so chill and like this is just me. She was like, I worked my ass off for this for 20 years. I've been in the trenches, I did this set 91 times. I hired 10 writers and I'm testing and testing and I know I'm gonna kill it've been in the trenches. I did this at 91 times. I hired 10 writers and I'm testing and testing and I know I'm going to kill it because I put the work. I love, I hate when

people are just like, oopsie poopsie. I crushed it. And then you're sitting at home like, oh, I guess like I'll never be talented enough. No, I think she's such an inspiration. Not only did she crush her job, she looked, it obviously wasn't an effortless job. She looked effortless though. She looked gorgeous. She looked stunning. I think something like we like to put out in the world is how women can be multifaceted.

Like you can be beautiful, but also a bitch. Yeah. I can be funny, but also depressed. And I love that she's multifaceted on there. And it's like, she's not just like, oh, I hate myself and I am funny. No, she's like, I'm hot, but I'm also funny. But I also worked really hard for this.

I also was nervous. Like just the multifacet, just being a human. Yeah, she's very just authentic and relatable. I also loved that people were like, she's the best host since Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, which I like forgot that they used to host it. Shout out Amy and Tina. And they were phenomenal.

And it's like, oh, does anyone know what guy has ever fucking hosted? No, because he sucked. Remember when Joe Coy did it? Get the fuck out of my face. Like, that's crazy. I have some like tea. Yeah.

Did you know that Nikki Glaser is the reason Dez and I are married? No. I don't know if I ever like said it. Wait, no. So Dez, I saw Dez like eight years ago at the Comedy Cellar when I was like in sales or something. Yeah. I thought he was so cute, but his whole set.

Wait, that's so crazy because I keep getting TikToks that are like, you meet your husband twice. Stop. Is that nuts? That's crazy. Cause like, I remember thinking he's so cute. He's so whatever, but he lives in Ireland. His whole set was how he's in Ireland.

But I like remembered him. And then years later I get into was how he's in Ireland. But I like remembered him. And then years later, I get into comedy and he starts following me. And I follow him back and like nothing happens. Okay, how long is this before you went on your first date? Like a year? A year. Okay.

So we've been following each other for like a year. Okay. And then I take a photo with Luanne and I tag that I'm in Shelter Island. He DMs me, are you out east? Yes. Do you want to get coffee in Psych Harbor? Here's my digits.

Get there. Did he actually say the word digits? I said digits. Okay. I was like really, I was like he has like digits. Long story short, he was like, oh, I started following you

because you were in the background of Nikki Glaser's Instagram story and I thought you were pretty. And he goes, I thought you had fake lips. You do have phenomenal lips. Thank you, they are overlined right now. They do, oh he's a plum. But he basically was like, I was following,

so because of Nikki. Oh my God. Because him and Nikki had been friends. Wait, that's crazy, have you ever told her that? Yes, and also Nikki early on, one night she was like, Have you ever told her that? Yes. And also, Nikki, early on, one night, she was like, do you want to follow me around? And I was like, yes, please. I just want to smell your hair.

That's so nice. She literally was like, I'm practicing my set. And I watched her do a set at the stand. We jumped in a car, went to the cellar. I watched her do three other spots. We sat at the table and she looked at me and I asked her some stupid questions. I was like, how do you remember?

Like I just asked her, do you forget things, do you bomb? And she just was so nice and from that moment on, I was really inspired. Women supporting women. Women supporting women. No, you love to see it. I feel like, I don't know why I feel like this, probably just because of the week I had.

I feel like all the gigglers and the girls are in on a secret that the I don't know why I feel like this, probably just because of the week I had, I feel like all the gigglers and like the girls are in on a secret that like the guys don't know. It's like the guys and the women over 65, they're on their own island and we're all like- Well, Chris is on our island too. Okay. But we don't know what he does when he leaves the studio though.

Like we cannot, he cannot be held accountable. Yeah, like we don't know who he dates. Did you think when you wrote See You in Court to that one guy that he was gonna, it was gonna put a gun on Michael's whole face? I certainly didn't think People Magazine was gonna be like, page, page threatens legal action. I was like, it's a joke.

Like, it's a fucking Giggly Squad joke. Welcome to my fucking life. Yeah, I was like, listen to my podcast, you idiots. No, the Gigglers have been defending us day and night. I think they're like taking turns. No, they're like tirelessly working. Also, I need to shout out Tracy Carnazzo and like a team of gigglers

sent me a massive bouquet of flowers. It literally looked like I died in a car accident. I was like, wait, what happened? It was so nice. And then they donated $500 to a woman's shelter. Is that not the sweetest? I was like, it's all worth it. This is all worth it.

No, because they're your people. They're our fucking people. Well, because our own was going through it last week. One of our own. Oh. No, the range of emotions I went through. At one point, my mom was like, I think I need to hang up. And I hate to say, I was kind of happy

that you were getting some press because I was trying to get out of my own press. No, no, literally Hannah's getting mauled with Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni, I gotta hold my beer. Literally, hold on, I've got your back. I literally was like, okay, we're dropping the episode tomorrow, I'm pretty sure. No, there was a moment where I was like,

should we just drop it today to really stop this? My only note that I'm going to say about that is that it was kind of crazy that there were like five comics and we're all doing like the roughest roast jokes you could think of. Yes. And one line from me is the only thing that got picked up. Hannah, Tim Dillon, I love him.

Just like a murdered man. And everyone was like, phenomenal, creative. You said the word cunt and they were like, I'm sorry. This whole week, I felt like a witch in Salem. I was like, wait a second, my ancestors truly are like, bitch. Also, I just wanna say, the joke in general was kind of-

Phenomenal and hilarious. It was about how like girls are getting hate. Yes, it was high brow, high level. It's super high brow. I also have to say that the word cunt in America, people fucking hate. But it's an amazing word. They lost their mind, thank you.

Gen Z, like really, shout out to Gen Z for bringing that to it being normal. There were some people that were like mad at me. So this one woman kept commenting on my photos, cunti, and I was like, I don't think she knows. No, that's like, it's a serve. I'm like, that's literally the look I'm going for.

You're like, ate it up with a spoon. No, the amount of, okay, that's the other crazy thing, the amount of like mean comments, like it's never a girl our age. It's never a girl our age. It's never a girl younger. To see a mom, it actually is pure comedy, and I feel like we could write a skit about it. To see a mom with a pixie cut and glasses,

and her profile is live, light, god, and then a Psalm. And then to be like, you're a raging bitch cunt and I hope you never get married and have children. I was like, that's crazy. When I was a little kid, anytime we went on vacations, we always rented a house because our family like always wanted to be together. And it truly was so much better than ever staying

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stuck trying to get to where I really need to be. But then I discovered lifelong learning, learning that gave me the skills to move up, move beyond, gain that edge, Drive my curiosity. Prepare me for what is inevitably next. The University of Toronto School of Continuing Studies. Lifelong learning to stay forever unstuck. I wanted to tell you the jokes,

some jokes that were cut that I thought were way worse. Okay, yeah. And I wanna see if you think they're funny or that were cut that I thought were way worse. Okay, yeah. And I wanna see if you think they're funny or not. Okay. This first one I'm starting with was actually written by Kim Congdon, who's this amazing roast writer, and she pitched this joke to me, and it's fucked up.

Okay. Selena, who did Eve allow, okay. Selena Gomez got engaged to Benny Blanco, who seems nice, but he does look like the monster inside P Diddy. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. That was too savage. That is so. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. That's so savage.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Okay. That's hilarious. Okay, next. Let me go easier.

This is like a sweet one that got cut. John Krasinski was announced the sexiest man alive. The same guy who took five seasons to try to fuck Pam. Then I go, this whole industry is very plastic. Every time there's a wildfire in the hills, I assume a Kardashian got a little too close to an open flame. Okay, this is mean.

Okay. Because I said, no plastic surgery for Jeff though. I like your suit. You look like a fancy aborted baby. Oh my God. I wrote that one. Oh my God. I said, big year for podcasts,

Caller Daddy had Kamala, Rogan had Trump, and I had a more influential blonde, Hawk Tua. She gave me amazing financial advice. Wait, what is going on? I don't know, but like, I don't know who's managing her, but like, you know that that was not her idea.

Someone took advantage of her. Someone took advantage of her. And I'm not witch hunting her. No, some men definitely came in and ruined all her shit. She's probably gonna disappear now. Cause what'd she do? She stole a bunch of money from people? No, she did a, it's Bitcoin stuff,

so obviously a man did it. Right. But it's like she got people to buy Bitcoin. She didn't know. She didn't know. That girl did not know. She didn't know. Okay, this is the most fucked up one. Are you ready?

Some girls have been singing out loud during the Wicked screenings, which is not okay. Kind of makes you wish Luigi hit a couple AMCs. Yeah. Yeah. Before he got the CEO. No, that's evil. That's.

Samey! So, anywho. So that's roast jokes. No, I love it. You did so good on that. Thank you. And you looked phenomenal. Oh my God, I found amazing makeup artists out there.

Yeah, your hair and makeup, honestly, so good. Thank you, and I wore a dress that I'd previously worn that I knew was comfortable. Shout out to the gigglers. You should use them for that thing for the thing we're doing in March in L.A. OK, scrambling eggs. I do have to say I got there and John Stamos was playing on drums. Yeah. And immediately I like always know this is that in the room.

Right. Hi. But I was like, I'm not talking to him. Right. Like, I don't talk to famous people in the room. So I'm minding my own business. And we make eye contact accidentally, and he starts mouthing something to me because he was behind the drums and I was in the crowd during a practice.

And I look, I'm like, what's he saying? And he goes, gotcha. No. And that's what I said, I start going no. No, I turn around, she goes no. And I start laughing. And then I turn to the girl next to No, I turned around and she goes no. And I start laughing. And then I turned to the girl next to me, I'm like I think John Stamos just like

made an inside joke about my podcast, but I think I'm high. Then he, I tried to avoid him for like the next hour, cause I just, what do you say? What am I supposed to say to John Stamos? Yeah, what do you say to Uncle Jesse? Finally he comes up to me and he goes, hey, watch your special twice.

But he was so nice, so talented on drums, so cool. Yeah, I didn't even know he played, like how did that even come about there? Like, and we'll get John Stamos to play drums. I think like Jeff Ross has been in Hollywood for so long. He's like friends with, like Diplo was there just because Diplo's like friends with him. Like it was so, it was definitely like

on the verge of a P. Diddy freak off. No, I feel like we need to go to LA and have lunch with John Stamos and Aunt Becky. I met her one time at a wedding and I literally, I like, I mauled her. I was like, I loved you. You talked to her? Was she nice?

It was literally right after she got out of jail and I was like, I don't care what they're saying about you. I'm upset. And she was like, thanks don't care what they're saying about you. I'm upset. And she was like, thanks. You go, I love a woman in STEM. I love a woman scheming plotting. Okay. No, he couldn't have been more nice than afterwards.

Just like chill. Like I love when celebrities don't like pretend they're on like, you know when they pretend they're on a different planet and like they can't process anything around them cause they're so famous. Right. Like they're so out of reality that they don't even know they're on a different planet and they can't process anything around them because they're so famous? Right, they're so out of reality that they don't even know. They're not in tune with the majority. And you always feel like it's your fault.

You're like, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have opened my mouth in your vicinity, but then you're like, oh no, people can be normal. So shout out John Stamos, you're a giggler, he did a video for us. No, I love him. But overall, I had to cancel my vacation, which I never vacationed.

You canceled like seven vacations this month. I canceled every vacation. I'm so bad at vacationing, it took so much balls for me to click book. And then I got an email, and Des and I were at dinner, and it said Netflix roasts, and I just looked at him and I was like,

we're not going to Columbia or wherever we're gonna go. You're a career woman. I'm a career woman and then I just worked, I didn't sleep for the next five, they gave me five days to get the jokes together, so it was chaos, but it was so much fun. No, you did phenomenal. It was so exciting to watch.

I literally had a Hannah weekend the other weekend. I watched your roast again and your special. That's like me when I just go to your Instagram to look at your outfit sometimes. I was like, this is my human beta blogger. I'm just going to put her on in the background. Wait. I did FaceTime you a couple of times when Des was napping. Yeah, that was nice. That was nice. Oh yeah. We're going to go to the Knicks game tonight. Oh yeah.

With our dads. How adorable. What are our dads gonna talk about? Who needs a son? Honestly, is the first thing I'm thinking of. No, what are, I can hear them giggling in the other room right now. Our dads and dads are talking. I would love to know what they're laughing about.

What could they possibly be talking about? I don't think they ever thought that they would get here with us. Do you know what I mean? What do you think our dads think about us? I was just thinking, cause my dad, he's so cute, he has a basketball league. And when I first started comedy, a guy came up to him and was like,

what do you think about the stuff your daughter says online? She's pretty gross. And my dad kind of laughed it off, like whatever. And it's like, yeah, me being gross online got him courtside tickets, bitch. Right, no, my dad's friends think that I do porn. They're like, my dad's like. I do do dildo ads.

We did not buy courtside tickets. Radio City is owned by MSG. Yes. And we have two sold out Radio City shows, so it's like a thing they do where they give people who are playing Radio City seats, and we asked our daddies. So we're just two daddies, girls.

What I didn't, like when I asked my dad, I really didn't think of it. I was like, oh, we got these tickets, like Hannah's gonna bring her dad, do you wanna come? I didn't realize it until I got home for Christmas how excited he was, because his friends were calling him, hey, just checking in, when were you going to that game?

And where are your tickets? And he was like, you know, we got the separate entrance, that's what Paige said. And I didn't realize how excited he was. And I forgot how much men love sports, and it's adorable. My dad, after we went, we went once, my dad and I, and it was like the most amazing experience. And afterwards he goes,

so next time can I bring my friends? And I was like, this isn't for your 20 friends from Brooklyn to show up. How the tables have turned, literally before we got in the car today to come, I looked at my dad and I go, now act like you've been somewhere before. Please don't embarrass me.

If you're thinking, should I say that? The answer's no. Like I literally gave him this speech he would give me when I was eight, like going places. That is so funny. Well, my dad, just to warn you loves a buffet, like lives for a buffet.

And the last time I didn't know there was free food. So he ate beforehand, showed up, saw the buffet, looked at me, said, why did I eat beforehand? Now I have to eat. Were there hot dogs in that buffet? Yeah, there's everything you can imagine. So my dad hones in and goes, he thinks that he's like- No, you are his daughter.

He thinks he's losing money if he doesn't eat at the buffet. So he needs to eat, he's getting ice cream. He's getting ice cream in between because my mom's not around so she can't judge him. I think he has gout also and I'm like, go off, King, go off. No rules here, we're cool daughters. We're not regular daughters.

We're in a messy house. I'm obsessed. So, Paige and I, I am letting you know, we're putting my Abba together like 10 minutes before we leave, per usual. But I'm excited, do you think they're gonna get along, our dads? Like they've hung out but not like in this usual. But I'm excited. Do you think they're gonna get along, our dads? Like they've hung out, but not like in this capacity.

Yeah, I think dads like- Have to. They have to because they're just dads. But also our dads weirdly have this like crazy connection that both their daughters who were written off many times are now like have a good business together. No, my dad, look, he's very supportive. But when I tell you that he did not believe in me for a second,

I am not over exaggerating. I will thank him at every award show. But when I tell you. When I tell you, this man was nervous. I was applying to colleges and he said, what are you doing? Do you really think you're going to be able to do that? I said, dad, I think I should try. And he goes, look, I'll take care of you

for the rest of my life. And I said, okay, thank you. And look at us now. My dad was literally the exact opposite. Like the way he raised me though was like a dog. Like he would like just throw a ball and be like, can you bring it back? And I was like, I love you daddy, was that fast enough?

And we only connect over sports at first, but we are like the same person, but he believed in me too much. I would lose a match to the number one girl in the nation, he'd be like, what the fuck was that? What are you doing? No, that's good. But his belief in me made me who I am.

It gave you drive. Yeah, and he made, in any room I walk into, like he made me, and he's also a feminist king, my dad. Like he loves the WNBA, he loves female comedians. He like, I think cuz he's such a girl dad, you don't see what women deal with. And it's like Des, he hasn't seen what like female comics deal with.

And he'll be like, oh, that's weird. They picked you a quote or like, oh, that's weird. They picked your quote or like, why didn't they choose you for that? Is that not crazy? And they learned so much from seeing it through our lens. And I think my dad, he loved when like I was on the boys team and the boys are complaining. Like my dad lived for that.

So- No, I think that like, life is like such a cycle that men get daughters that need to have daughters. Oh, my dad needed a daughter. Like, beyond. Because they always say that when you have a son, a certain part of love that you've never experienced,

you experience it. But I feel like with dads and daughters, it's like 10 times more. We're very similar. And also, I feel like the sons, they have that little bit of like bucking authority where they want to be like, I'm my own man. Or like me with my dad, I'd just be like,

I love you daddy, you can do nothing wrong. Well, also like think of their generation. They're the generation of like, yeah, you couldn't get divorced. You couldn't have a credit card. So like them growing up and then having daughters that are like so opposite of anything they've ever been used to is kind of crazy.

But that's a testament to our moms. Well, I was about to say my dad is the least powerful person in the household. Right. My dad doesn't know where a god damn thing is. My dad doesn't know my birthday or his own birthday. My dad did not know one gift that he gave over the holidays. I love to look at him.

I said, dad, what is this gift? What is it? And he just beats me. He beats me. I mean. Whatever your mom picked up. But it is a cool full circle moment to bring our dads to game, to watch other men

run around. How cute. You're gonna like their huddles. They do huddles here too. I love when they huddle. They huddle and they whisper, they gossip. No, I love it. About the other team, they'll be like,

he is really bad at passing, so I'm not saying that. No, I'm really excited. I thought about my outfit for so long. I'm just like, what would Khloe Kardashian wear? Oh, what is your inspo and why'd you choose what you chose? Because I'm obsessed. Also, I feel like your makeup's a little Charlie XEX. I felt like ponytail gives wag.

Yes. So it was like slick back ponytail, model off duty, just like a tank in jeans and then a trench. Yes. I like trench because it looks like you're busy and you have to go somewhere, but you don't. Because there's so many pockets. There's so many pockets.

You do look like anytime you're like. She has to get to things quickly. And you look like you're gonna investigate something or flash someone. Right. This is where me and you differ. I wanted to wear this jacket, but I cannot deal with the fact that I'm afraid

that when I sit down, I'm gonna feel hot. We can put it on the back of your chair. No, but you know how like it's the outfit, like you can't take it off. I don't like feeling trapped. That's why I wore a tank top. Because I was like- You can have it hang off. Yeah, like I felt the same way. I was like, am I gonna wanna take it off? But like, I can't wear feeling trapped. I get claustrophobic. Because I was like- You can have it hang off.

Yeah, I felt the same way. I was like, am I gonna wanna take it off? But I can't wear a tank top. This is my first time on a Jumbotron. Yes. Watch, they don't do it. Right. They just do you.

There is. Hannah, the Giggly Squad in my club. No, there is an asterisk that says, we can't guarantee that you're on the Gemmo Troll. Is there? Yeah, but I think just like, if they ever fuck up, like they can't get sued, you know? Okay, got it.

And like I need to be on the Gemmo Troll. Also the Gemmo Troll is, it's very quick and you always like, I look, I was on Gemmo Troll once at the MET game and it was pretty great, but it goes so fast. And you don't know, you don't know where to look. Cause if you look at it, you're not looking in it. It's a whole thing.

No, I'm a little nervous, but I'm excited. You're gonna be great. You've been training your whole life for this moment. No, I've literally been training my whole life for Jumbotron. That's how Pamela Anderson got discovered, and I think that's been in my head, because I'm like, hello?

Is that really how she? Yes, Pamela Anderson got discovered on a Jumbotron at a football, football game, I think. Wait, you're right. I know, a professional baseball game, maybe. Do you like how she's been showing up to red carpets, just like no stylist, no makeup, just me? No.

No, not at all. No stylist, no makeup, no hair. No, we can tell. No, I clocked that. So empowering. She is stunning. She's gorgeous. I love what she's doing.

But like I would like to see a look. I'd like to see one look. I think I get it if you're saving money. Stylus are so fucking expensive. So is hair and makeup. Truly. And I get it, but she doesn't have to. She could have, look, I am so,

do whatever you want truly. Like don't wear makeup, wear makeup, get dressed up, don't wear heels. She could just wear like a light makeup. Do whatever. But sometimes I do think like when you are invited to certain events, like it is like almost rude if you don't come correctly, like appropriately.

But I do think when you're such an icon and you're of a certain age, rules go out the door. Like Jerry Seinfeld only wears sneakers. Like Adam Sandler. Right. Even though he did dress up. That's fine for them, but I don't like that. Can I tell you what I've been doing this whole break?

Yeah. Nothing. Yes. I've been watching De whole break. Yeah. Nothing. Yes. I've been watching Dexter. The new one? No, I've never watched it before. Oh, okay, yeah. Des likes it,

because I haven't watched that many TV shows. That's so crazy. I'm watching the reboot right now, because I watch. So first of all, hot. Hot. It's, if you don't know, it's a show about a serial killer,

but he only kills bad people and serial killers, so it's like Robin has serial killers. So I got so into it. I watched five seasons and then Des made me stop because he said it gets bad after four and a half. It gets so bad. So he was like, I don't want to ruin it for you. But now, you know, this is the one thing

I love about TV shows, you know when you miss your family? Yeah. Like they're my best friends now. Yes, you get invested with them. And I'm like, what is Angel doing? And like, Metsuka. Well, good news because they just rebooted it as like a prequel of like how he got there.

This is where I'm gonna be annoying. I don't like change. I don't know if I'm gonna like them. And that's fine. They use some of the same cast. That makes me happy. I also saw Christina Milian is on it. And she's phenomenal.

And she's so good. I'm very proud of her. I love all her music. Yeah. Oh, come on. I love all her song. Yeah. I've been doing too many roasts.

I've been doing too many roasts. I love all her songs. So good. Pick it up slow. No, she was an icon. I literally thought I was going to lose my virginity to that song. So good. So good. So good. So good. No, she was an icon. I literally thought I was gonna like lose my virginity to that song, you know?

Like. No, that was so good. And then the Sarah James Geller. Sarah Geller, what's her name? Michelle Geller James? Sarah Michelle Geller. Sarah Michelle Geller. It was one of them.

People don't talk about her and Freddie Prince Jr. enough. They're so, but they're- One of like the longest lasting couples. I think because people one of them. People don't talk about her and Freddie Prinze Jr. enough. They're so, but they're- One of like the longest lasting couples. I think because people aren't talking about them is why they're doing well. Also quick thing about interviews at these award shows with these actors. Sorry, I didn't act your breath.

It's hold space for it. The actors, it's so funny, they're so different than like, they take themselves very seriously, but in funny, they're so different than like, they take themselves very seriously, but in like, they're saving the world that day. Yeah. How do we get that passionate about, what if we talked about gig?

Wait. Doing this podcast, I felt connected to the feminine energy that the space had not been open for, and then the work I've been doing every week as I put my head down, and I trained for this for months, making fun of my little brother, to be able to put myself in this place with you

in this moment, in this present moment on the mic. It's a word salad. It's a word salad. It's like, what the fuck are we talking about? I'm like, what did you just say? You were in a movie where, we don't know, what? Yeah, no, I feel the same way. I love how I couldn't think of one movie.

I think of a movie. Name a woman. Name a woman. Name a movie. No, I couldn't think of one movie. Like, the fact that the interviewers remember anyone's name is a miracle, because you get so nervous.

I'd be like you. And I'm gonna shout out. Heather McMahon. Shout out to Heather McMahon, because I feel like she is bringing like a little bit of Joan Rivers back, because she will laugh at, even if people don't laugh at with her,

because they're so serious, she will laugh at her own joke and that I appreciate. She's not taking it too seriously. She's just having fun. She's not taking it too seriously. She's not taking it too seriously. The other E-News host, Zuri Hall. I'm sorry, but if I was an actress and I showed up to the red carpet and the interviewer looked 8,000 times

better than me, I would be like, what the fuck? This is my night. She's always best dressed for me. And she's extremely professional and smart. And shout out to Kelty Knight. Yes, and Kelty looked gorgeous too. Gorgeous. I will say all of the E-News girls are great at their job.

I don't really watch any other red carpet. But I will say, I think everyone's just scared to say anything. And it's so serious. Well, someone was saying how interviews, it's either too deep of a question, like what does this movie represent for your entire life? And people are like, wait, what?

Or they say something super, a question like, how'd you get ready this morning? And there's no in between, but it's also, I know about you, but it's so hectic when you're on a red carpet that like, you are just word salad, that's what I do. And then I just look at them like, did that make sense? Bring back the Manny cam, like what?

Do you remember the Manny cam? Wait, who? The Manny cam when they would put their fingers. No, I know. Yeah, like bring it back. But also- Honestly, the era of like Juliana Rantzik and Ryan Seacrest, I think I like hold onto that. Where is she?

I don't know. Did they ship her back to Italy? No, she lives in Chicago, I think, with her husband. Oh, so she has a family. She has a family. She owns like an Italian, I think they own like Italian restaurants there. But I don't know.

Well, you know what's taking over now. TikTok. Bitchy gays on TikTok, who I'm obsessed with. There are no gays on the red carpet, why? Why are there no gay interviewers? They would be 10 times better. I feel like there are, but not on E. I mean, I don't want a straight man interviewing me.

They have Siriano on. Christian Siriano. Oh, I think he's gay. Yeah, but it's also like he's a designer. So it's like, I mean someone that like their profession is. What's his name? Like they have Mario Lopez. Nikki something.

Who's the guy who's like hung over and just goes, no, ew, bad, fine. Oh, on TikTok? Okay, why'd you do that? I'll tolerate it. I want him to destroy my eyes so bad. I know he's gonna see it and just go, ugh. No, he's so bad.

But why can't we have that on TV? Yeah. Like, I know. I think because like- I know it's rude, but I think you need a villain. Well, I think streaming networks should know it's rude. Yeah, but I think you need a villain like well I think streaming networks should start doing red carpet. I also think if there's calm, but let me say that you don't need a villain It's like the roast if there's comedy to it if it's clever if there's entertainment to it. That's one thing We don't want people bullying people being like she looks ugly. She looks bad. This is

We want funny and not funny being like oh, she looks like a she looks bad, this looks stupid. We want funny, and not funny being like, oh, she looks like a lampshade. Like we've heard that a zillion times. Oh, she looks like a mattress cover. Oh, like good one. We want it more banter. Here's the problem with us, more banter. The problem with us is we're so self-deprecating,

and let me tell you, the majority of people are not, and it's genuinely uncomfortable Let me tell you, the majority of people are not. And it's genuinely uncomfortable when you're with, like around someone that takes themselves so fucking serious. It's actually such my biggest ick. I used to say, I just feel stuck. But then I discovered lifelong learning. It gave me the skills to move up,

gain an edge and prepare for what's next. The University of Toronto School of Continuing Studies. I did something so embarrassing, speaking to talking to people. I tried to put myself out there, be a good friend. There was a person who I love and we've only hung out for a few years. I was like, I'm going to be a good friend. I was like, I'm going to be a good friend. I was like, I'm going to be a good friend. I was like, I'm there, be a good friend. There was a person who I love, and we've only hung out a couple times,

but he basically posted saying that he was going through a hard time. And I was like, you know when you think in your head, oh, I should have said something, I'm like, I'm gonna say something nice to him. So I messaged him. He goes, you're actually the reason for all of these problems. I messaged him, I said, you're actually the reason for all of these problems.

I messaged him, I said, try to keep your head up. You're really talented and bring joy to so many people. Take care of yourself. And he wrote, thanks Hannah, I appreciate it so much. I'm still kicking and making shit just a bitch. I read it as I'm still kicking and making shit just a bitch. And I go, ha ha, you being a little bitch makes you who you are.

He goes, no, I'm saying it. He goes, I'm saying still making shit is just a bitch. Like me. Like making contact with you. And this is why we have no friends. This is why it's just me, you, and Grace. This is why Chris fucks with us just once a week. This poor guy is so low, he's teetering.

I go, yeah, because you're a little fucking bitch. He goes, yeah, well, everyone knows you're a little bitch. I go, oh my god, I'm so sorry, I called you a bitch. I go, this is why I don't help people. This is why. You're like, oh, by the way, suck it the fuck up, you bitch. He basically was saying, his job is making content, he's making shit, is a bitch. And I go, I know, you're a, you bitch. He basically was saying, his job is like making content. He's like, making shit is a bitch.

And I go, I know you're a little stupid bitch. And then I was like, I hope I made him laugh. And then I checked in and I'm later like, hey, we good. And he goes, I don't even know worry about us. So anyway, just be careful. Sometimes when you're trying to make people feel better, it makes them feel worse. Okay, I'm gonna also say something that's so crazy.

I like miss tour. I do too. We had a purpose. No, we had a, we at least, like I had a reason to get up every day because I had a flight. You know, like,

I mean, well, I can't miss my flight. I'm not losing out on that money. No, the quiet was loud during vacation. No, I genuinely realized that you and Grace are my best friends. And I only want to be around you guys. And I need to go back on tour, even if I have to heavily medicate myself.

See, I knew you loved tour. I love tour. We love tour. No, I love it. So that's why I'm obsessed with rap music, because they're always rapping about hustling and being on tour, so I pretend I'm a rapper. Wait, I love it. So that's why I'm obsessed with rap music cause they're always rapping about like hustling and being on tour. So I pretend I'm a rapper.

Wait, I want to tell the gigglers. Are you going to talk about Taylor Swift? Maybe for a second. I want to tell the gigglers because I like go, I love the bit where it's like, oh, I hate music, whatever. I don't hate music. I used to be like a huge, like I only listened to rap. In the past like three weeks, my back,

I have a slick back bone, I mean a slick back pony. I am so back. There is music playing in my apartment at all fucking times. Like. Cheesy. No, it's just like future and gonna like on fucking repeat and then I'll throw in like a sad Taylor Swift song. Did you hear the new song called Peggy?

I'll send it to you. It's basically, it's this British rapper. Love a British rapper. Girl, it's basically about like being a- Love a girl rapper. It's basically about like shitting on men and being a dominatrix. Oh I love it.

And she's iconic. I was gonna say people kept tagging you in midnight rain. Being like, Pidge, listen to this song. Did you listen? And are you now a Swiftie? I did listen. I'm not a Swiftie, but I'm not a Swiftie where I'm like-

I'm not emotional. I'm gonna like murder people that like go against her. I think she's one of the most talented songwriters, like vocalist, She's amazing. But in high school, all I listened to was Taylor Swift. I was there when the first album dropped. I've always been a Taylor Swift fan. I just have some thoughts on her wardrobe.

In the Sri Lanka, what is the quote? She goes, are you a Nicki Minaj fan? What? And she says the wrong quote. Pull up in the Sri Lanka. It's like, no, it's not the sentence. So is there a particular Taylor Swift song? I started listening to the one that the girls tagged me in, but no, honestly, I've been going more rap music

because I feel like that's where I'm at that more emotionally. One of the final questions, because we prerecorded our last episode, kind of missed some stuff. Do you have any thoughts on Lily J's essay? Who the fuck is Lily J? Lily J's essay?

Sorry, the boys are like laughing next door. No, they're really so loud. It's like, we're trying to work. The girls make me upset. The girls are working so that you can have your court-side scenes. Yeah, laughing up over there. Jobless. Nobody wants to work with you. Jobless fox.

You're going into home as soon as you're of age. I'm not wiping your asshole. A state facility. Who is Lily J? She is Ethan Slater's ex who wrote, I was like, why are you pretending you don't know what this is? I feel like you had, did you read it?

No. But she did say like, hey, this is fucked up. Yeah. She basically like didn't address anyone though, but in so many words was like, I'm a therapist. My whole life I've wanted to be a therapist. She is? She helps women whose children are dying.

So she's an angel. An angel. And she goes, my whole job being a therapist is that they look at me as a blank slate. I can take in all their trauma. And she goes, now people see me and know my story of my own issues. And that affects my job because my job as a therapist

is to be unknown. I'm fine with Ethan Slater doing his thing, but I've always wanted to be anonymous because that's my job and that's what I do. And now she's, and then she basically drops the bomb that like she went to England, had the baby, to support him while they were shooting in England,

and then makes no other detailed comments. That's where they filmed Wicked? So she had the baby. They went on double dates. Like they went out to dinner with each other. Like that's... How, this is his dick, just like insane. But also again, I don't care how insane.

I don't care. No matter how good the dick is, you get tired. You get bloated. At some point you're like... No man is worth like ruining another woman's life and a child. I believe in love. I have that story when I was a freshman

and my friends and I who were very similar. My whole thing is just break up. You don't have to cheat. Everyone's an adult. So like, oh, if they get their feelings hurt, shoot, they're gonna have to deal with that for a little. You don't have to cheat, just break up. That's what the internet was saying about you and Marcello.

I mean, we were trying to tell you. To my own damn advice. But I do believe, and I wasn't cheating because I was an official, but like my friend hooked up with the guy I had been like talking to for a couple weeks because I was like playing tennis tournaments and they were just like hanging out. Oh, this is your college friend? Yeah. They got married.

They got married, they had babies. And I go, as they should. They were clearly meant for each other. As they should. They found love. I wasn't going gonna marry that man. No. And it's, when people find love,

sometimes it gets ugly, but as long as people are happy, I'm happy. No, that quote of if you can take them, have them, yeah. If you can take them, I don't fricking want them. Yeah. I just, shout out to Lily J. She may have been under an NDA, but I thought it was very classy of her

not to throw anyone under the bus, but she just spoke of, first of all, she's like, I'm Dr. Lily J, she may have been under an NDA, but I thought it was very classy of her not to like throw anyone under the bus. But she just spoke of like, first of all, she's like, I'm Dr. Lily J. So when all the tabloids write about me, as she goes, it's doctor. Isn't that so nice? That's so good. And she basically was like, this is my life

and my perspective of what I'm dealing with. And I hope it helps any women who are struggling cause I got through it. So it was a phenomenal essay. Wow, good for her. It was great. What a strong mom. And Paige would write a essay about her experience,

but she can't read or write. Who knows how we could did the book. I don't love punctuation, okay? Sue me. Oh God. Any other notes that we have? Oh, I have something controversial to say. Oh, what?

Onora. What is that? So, everyone's loving Onora, which I haven't seen, and you know I love to give my most judgmental things. I've never even heard of that. It's about this girl from Brooklyn. Okay. The Russian Brooklyn Brooklyn. Okay. The Russian Brooklyn part.

Okay. And. Set in what year? I don't know what year. Okay. But it's like, Mikey May or something is her name. And she's like an incredible actress, and she talks like this.

Like she's very LA, she talks like this. She lived in Brooklyn for like a couple months to like take in the accent. Okay. And everyone's going nuts about it, like it's the best accent. And she pulls it off, but like, you know when you're from Brooklyn and you're like, ooh, she's not,

she's getting the R's wrong. So like on a day armist when she tried to be Marilyn Monroe. Not that bad, not that bad. No, she doesn't, like I think most people are like, she killed the Brooklyn accent, but when I listen, like for example, like the word onora, she'd be like,

honor, instead of honor, Yeah. She'll be like, honor. Yeah. Like she'll say the R's. Is she British? No, but you know how like she'll make it's the R's in British, and it's like, it's honor.

Yeah. You talk like this, honor, not talk like this. Do you know Margot Robbie, when she was- She's so good at that. When she was like training for Wolf of Wall Street, her vocalist, every time she tried it, would make her put fake nails on. And she was like, it changed me.

And I get that. I did the same thing when I watched Billions. I couldn't get past the first episode because the red-haired guy who's an incredible actor, I couldn't deal with his New York accent. And it's probably how Boston people feel in any Boston movie, not with Ben Affleck. And Matt Damon, yeah.

But if we hear it, we're like, yeah. The only thing I'm an expert in is Brooklyn accent. Yes. And she nails it up until the Rs and she doesn't hit the Rs right. What is the movie even about? It's about a stripper or something who meets a Russian oligarch accidentally in Brooklyn.

Love it. It's supposed to be really fucking good. Wait, is it on streaming? Yeah, on Amazon Prime. Everyone should watch it. I just had to give my note and she'll probably win an Oscar because last time I talked to her on Challengers, they got nominated for everything.

So. What else? Oh, I have like a quick question. I like, I don't know why, but I've been getting like a lot, my TikTok algorithms, like it's all over the place. I've been getting like a lot of moms like preparing to have a baby and like getting their nursery ready

and like doing all these things and whatever. And I had a thought, do pregnant women shave their vaginas? I think some of them do. I mean, I'm talking like when they're about to give birth. I think some of them, I think, I'm spitting out of my, I have no idea. Okay, well you can't see it.

I have no idea. I think if you have like a midwife and stuff, they will like trim it for you. I think nurses will trim it for you because it's uncomfortable. I would feel like it's uncomfortable. But also you're not going in there being like, oh I'm gonna make sure she's shinin'.

I knew it was just a thought that I was just like, I need to know this. I think like you don't want a full bush just to keep it like cleaner. I have no fucking clue. I just feel like it would get in the way. Also I love that people on Instagram are like, Paige doesn't want children when you're like,

my whole TikTok algorithm is out of the way. My whole TikTok algorithm are like, Paige doesn't want children when you're like, my whole TikTok algorithm is out of the way. My whole TikTok algorithm is like, because I get tagged in so many little girls, like dressed up and they're like, your daughter, your daughter. So like my algorithm becomes that. You can blame other people. Okay.

I've been doing it my whole life. You're gonna be like. You're gonna be like. I've never once been a problem, that's crazy. No, these are the whole like packing the bag thing when you have a baby. That's a whole thing that- No, and I love when people are like just gave birth

and they do a TikTok with their husband. Like it's like, you can pick any name when you get down there. It was a crazy story. Do you know when the thing was trending with like that funny Muppet face and it was like people with these insane stories? Well, our girl, the best girl,

this one girl told a story, I'm gonna fuck it up, but she was pregnant and her water broke and she got somewhere and it wasn't the right doctor and her husband started yelling because he was like, where's the doctor? And they kicked them out because the husband got upset. So then they had to go to a different hospital and they get there and they get her all set up

and then they're like, ooh, we just got a call and we're owned by the same hospital that you were at and you aren't allowed to be in this hospital so they get kicked out again. And this whole crazy story about, but I feel like people, everyone's freaking out when you're about to have a baby. Yeah, I mean, what?

That's just a day in New York City trying to cross the street. No, honestly, the more I think about it, the more I'm like so open to a home birth. I'm obsessed that you go from a breakup to talking about baby. It's very celebrity of you. Guys, I'm having a home birth.

It's very Kylie Jenner of you. Right? I just think I would be more comfortable. Very Gigi Hadid. I mean, I want all the machines and all the people and all sit there. Like I want health professionals. It's giving second babies going to be surrogate energy. Thank you so much.

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. But they say the second one just falls out. Yeah. Yeah, I could feel that. They could see that. How many are you going to have? How many kids? Well, my psychic said I have two and I could feel that. They could see that. How many are you gonna have? How many kids? Well, my psychic said I have two and I could have an accidental third.

Okay, you're freaky. You're just saying fun. I have another psychic appointment this week, so I'll update you guys on that. How many have you had? This will be my second. Okay, is it the same person? Nope, different person.

I like to compare notes. Test, can I have some? I'm like, are you guys aligned? Let me fact check you. Someone hasn't spoken to each other. I love that for you. And also thank you again for fighting the good fight. You guys are probably so exhausted out there in these streets.

I'm sick of my own, myself, so I can't imagine you guys. But I also want to say thank you to the gigglers. I actually, I'm like being serious. I would have been destroyed this week. Like if it wasn't for you guys, like I saw comments and then I saw, like I could spot a giggler a mile away and it just like, I felt so much better. And I'm so fucking proud to be a woman.

And I love everything I've said because I can't wait for my daughter to hear it. I did realize that like the majority of people were projecting onto me and I was like, oh, you hate your marriage. You hate your life. You don't have a daughter. You hate seeing someone have freedom

and choosing themselves. Yeah, you were in that situation and you picked the other decision and I picked the opposite and you're pissed. And I'd be pissed too, girl. You can't go back. You can't go back. That sucks.

Have a great week, everyone. She's back. We love you. Thank you for giggling.