Giggly Squad - Giggling about scoliosis, sex life, and sore losers

Episode Date: July 24, 2026

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Sup Gigglers. Carrie, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. Got away from me? Are we recording? Yeah, we're recording. Yeah.

Are you having sex? Me? Yeah. No, the reason I'm asking that. A phenomenal question. You know what I mean? Like with the mouth. Yeah.

Who's... I wish we were recording. We are recording. Oh, we are. So, when we're making little jokes during sex, because we're two comedians is being silly. And I laugh. He takes his hand and puts it over my face.

And that's us being crazy. She did this whole. She did like an interview with someone or maybe it was even on her podcast. She was talking to someone and she was like, I don't give off sex immediately. And when I'm having sex, I want it to be like fun and funny. And like, it's hot in here. And like, stuff like. She was like, and I feel like that's why I have a hard time.

Like, what are you laughing about? I think that because, like, let's be honest, sex was awkward. So we get the giggles. So we giggling. But he's annoying because, like, he'll, like, do some impression or something, and I'm, like, laughing. But then when I do something weird, he's like, can you please be serious? You guys are doing impressions in the bedroom? Like.

But comedians, we have intimacy issues. So in that moment, instead of just being, like, we also, you know what I do? I'll, like, pretend to be sexy. So I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be. I've been thinking about you all day. You smell so good. He'd be like, please stop doing that. And then I'm like laughing.

And I'd be like, I like how you're looking at me. Like that kind of shit. Like, okay, so let's just say on an average because everyone's different and like everyone's schedule is different. You love getting into my sex life right now? What's the average? Not even yours. That you think a married couple.

Oh, good question. Is not having sex making love. Once every six months. Wait, what? Like, not. Because when you're married, when you're fucking, like, that's got to count too. No, it totally counts. I'm saying how often.

Sorry, I haven't seen you in person. I feel like with the mouth. But you haven't. No, I haven't. It's crazy. It's crazy. I'm so upset because I gave myself a pep talk last night. It was like, it's getting so much better.

It is. We've seen so much improvement. And I just sat down and Paige was like, holy fuck, this is way worse than we thought. No, your upper lip looks so good. It looks like you got lip injection. Okay, so this is what happened. One of the comments is like, Hannah, for the love of God, please put a lip tint on before you record the pod.

Oh, okay. Because they don't like my pale lips. I told you to get those milk jelly ones, which I love. Yeah. This is a side note, but these lip tints, they're always too like bright pink. Yes. Like Barbie. Yeah, can we please make a...

You need like the clinic. A mocha, a little amber. I like a cool tone. Anyway, so I put it on. the lip tint today but I went like I tried to overline it with the lip tint and then it looked like I sucked a rocket um popsicle popsicle yeah like I was just a kid whose parents forgot about them for like three hours and it was like hyped up and it was just red all over so I I put concealer as like a mustache and honestly it kind of no it actually it looked really good but page you know that I'm still you guys know I'm trying to act

so I've like been auditioning Yeah. Well. Not now. So when it happened, I literally was like, how am I going to be an actor when I can't have a wide range of emotion? Yeah. So I got an audition for like a cop. That was great.

Where I'm basically like serious. But these are comedies. So like, whatever. You know what I would love to know? You know when they're like saying like describing what the role is? Oh my God. And then they send it to the agents. And they're like, if you have anyone that you think like,

It's a description. What was the description of the cop that one of your agents was like, I have the perfect client? It's always like, I either play like lesbian, cop, funny friend. Yeah. Then, oh yeah, I played a lawyer. That was an addition I did a lawyer. But then this last one I was supposed to be a funny best friend. Yeah.

And at one point, I like, look, I'm delusional. Yeah. And I actually now think I look good. We knew this was going to happen. I'm like, it's, I look good. Yeah. Let's stop pretending this is a problem. People love it.

And then I watched the audition and I'm like, oh my God. Put me away. Yeah. Did they send it in? No. No. But there are some faces I'm making that aren't human. That's a thing.

Yeah. It's one thing if like I was, I'm making a face that like. That's not natural. Yeah. Like no one's. Like you're, it's just. So anyway, my acting career has been stalled for a second. So we're just going to put that on pause.

I'm putting, I took the Oscar off the manifestation board. Anytime they said. me roles that they're like, we think you'd be good for this. It always starts out, like, she's really bitchy. Like, guys, how many high school? Actually, you just learn what your agents think of you. Yeah, I was like. But I hate when they send me rules that I'm not going to get.

Like, this one role, I had a whole fight with them because it was like, we want a Pilates instructor girl. And I said, look, if I was a casting director, I'd want a tiny blonde. Yeah. And they were like, no, we think it could be good. We think it could. I said, this is going to take a whole day. and I don't think it's worth it.

They're like, no, I'm like, if they cast a tiny blonde, I don't be fucking pissed. And did they? Yeah. You know what I've been asking for? No one listens to me. Voiceover auditions. Yes, because you can sit during the whole thing.

Because you can sit during the whole thing. You don't need to have glam. You can just like, it's a, well, it's a dream. Let's be honest. You really thrive during your audiobook era. No. No, I got so deep in the audio book. I went back and I did another thing for Calm app.

Yes. And they were like, do you know how? I go, I'm a pro. It's my favorite thing. You have a good voice. I don't know if I, I think, thank you. I personally don't think. Have we been in therapy?

No, but we've been texting, trying to find out of time. Sorry. Should I cover my mouth? I don't think I have a good voice because it's my own voice. But I do think that voiceover is like, people don't realize how, you can make so much money from voiceover and you never even see them. Apparently Will Arnett

everyone thought he stopped acting apparently he does voiceover for like everything and he's making like tons of money. Yeah. Also known as Amy Puller's ex. Right. You know, in my head when people do say his name that is the first thought

if Amy Polar's ex has been. Quick question. Are you happy that I walked in with a pimple? Just saw it now. No, that's like, okay, actually what just pissed me off is you asking that question because that's barely a pimple that's like a that's like it's amateur hour yeah that's like you

sweat a little too much yesterday while you were that's exactly what happened basking in the sun and your skin was like okay actually i'm just sweaty in general i have to bask in the sun i just was sweating like on a couch somewhere once have you ever had like a real cystic well i had a cystic and i freaked out and went on instagram i was like who wants to stab me which like of course this happened to me. I'm like, this is where I get my sources from Instagram. And then like the next day, it went away. I was like, never mind. So then it wasn't because they don't go away in a day. I wonder if that's like hereditary. Like you just don't, you've never had one. When I get pimples, sorry, when I have my period, I get one pimple on my forehead. And people are like, no, it's supposed to be

under chin. Let women. Don't control our insecurities. Let women exist. Okay. Also, I went to acupuncture. Oh, yes. In, like, someone's house. Everyone was like, don't go. Don't go see Marianne. Marianne was the person just answering the phone. So I didn't mind that she didn't know what a master was.

That's not her job. Marion could have been a temp for all we know. Yeah. She could have been covering for her friend. Yeah. Women supporting women. I was realizing I don't want a male acupuncturist. Like, I don't want a man with a weapon.

No. Do you get male masseuse? I do like a male masseuse. I like a hard hand every now and then. My girl Laura, who I like, do you know I have been getting a massage once a week? I know, I didn't tell you this. Does she do stretches too? She does, she does it all.

She's amazing. She like, she's someone, wait, did I tell you my scoliosis thing? No. Okay, I'm getting a massage. It's just right before I leave for Italy. I'm getting a massage. And she's like, wow, you're like, you're like really tight in your neck and your shoulders. Like, to the point where it's like athletic.

She's like, what are you doing that you're so tight? And I'm like, I'm literally nothing. Like walking? Like maybe I'll do like a sculpt society workout like for like 20 minutes like once a year. She's like, do you have scoliosis like a little bit? Because like your spine definitely isn't fully like in line. And I'm like, no, I'm 33 years old. Like I would know if I had scoliosis.

So I'm like in Italy and I'm telling my mom I'm like, yeah, I'm just like my back is always so sore. I'm always doing back exercises like always trying to do stuff for my posture. like getting a massage once a week. Is because your torso is so short? I don't know, but I say to my mom, oh, my masseuse actually thinks I have like scoliosis a little bit. Like, do you have every spine you need to like, because your torso's only so long?

My mom goes, you do kind of have scoliosis a little bit. Oh, you can put that in the report card. I know. Well, what? She goes, well, when it came time to get you checked, you didn't have it enough to say that you had scoliosis, but you were right there. Oh, you're on the cusp. I was on the cusp.

And they were just thought, whatever. But I'm like, no, I think I fully have it. That's the same with your dyslexia. Well, no, you made that up. I've gotten so many messages being like, it's okay, we know you're dyslexic. And I'm like, but I'm not. No, I started the rumor that you're dyslexic and you got engaged in. I'm an engaged, dyslexic, dyslexic.

Dislucky people are allowed to get engaged. What are you trying to say? Drive. I never said you can't drive. I never said you can't drive. I never said you can't drive. Wait, so Stuart Fullerton, who opens for me. me, who's hilarious, who everyone has to follow.

She's so fucking funny, has a whole bit about how she was jealous of the girls that were like, I got scoliosis, did you? Like, the cool girls have scoliosis. And she was like, I want scoliosis. No, I don't even remember getting checked for it. It was like one day that was like, it's scoliosis day. And it was like during gym class. And you had to take your shirt off.

And it was like super dramatic. I like vaguely remember it. But I don't remember there being chatter after I had my turn. I don't remember. Everyone huddling about it. One thing we know about Kim is she hid a lot from you to protect you. She hid whenever you didn't get a role. She was like they wanted a blonde.

Do you know that she hid the ending of Charlotte's Web? She read the book Charlotte's Web to me. And then I went to school in the fifth grade. And they all talked about Charlotte's Webb. And they said, so sad when Charlotte died. And I said, Charlotte didn't die. And they said, yes, she does at the end of the book. I go, no, she didn't.

My mom read me the book. That wasn't the ending. Charlotte lived happily ever after. You go, well, your mom has dyslexia. I went home, I said, Mom, we need to talk. Let her protect her baby. She goes, well, you were so young

and I didn't want you to be upset. That reminds me, I went to see Bambi too early in my psyche. Yeah. And the mom gets killed immediately, which, like, who at Disney was like, you know how we should start this child film? Disney murder a mom.

Ders mom. Lives a dead mom. The earlier, the better. It's like a TikTok. Like, let's reel him in. with a murdered mom. So the first three seconds, I was, like, appalled. Yeah.

And then throughout the movie, I'm, I can't enjoy it because I'm like, where's the mom? Why did I think about it? Really? Disney loves a dead parent. It's actually kind of crazy. Think of any movie, Disney movie, and there's always something going on with the parents. Yeah, which? Snow White didn't even have parents.

No. I mean, the Little Mermaid? Who's her daddy? Who's her mom? Who's her mom? She doesn't have a mom. King Poseidon is her dad. Oh.

My mom had me stay till the movie started again to be like, there's the mom. Wait, so smart. Mom's back. And then as I'm leaving you here, I saw a woman on TikTok who was like trying to tell her son. Chris, are you fucking texting? Chris, you're finally back with us and you're texting.

Who's young Jesse? Don't ever say the phrase young Jesse talk. We are business women. We are business women. Okay, tell young Jesse, it's not his time. Speaking of working out, because I actually have been doing my Sculpe Society. I saw. Like my little app.

You're so cute. Well, it's just like a 20 minute. And I like it. It's like chill. And you want to know the best thing about working out at home, you can pause it. Yeah. Like, when you're at a workout class and they're like, take a 10, second drink break like no bitch i need two minutes at least i need you to count to 60 twice because

i can't do it in that time so like when you're working out at home it's like and you like feeling naughty to be like what if i just paused it and she didn't even know it took a longer break i'm like what if i did the second half after lunch yeah next who's gonna know but anyway nobody's gonna know i've been doing butt exercises as one does you're so mad you don't have bblal allegations you're Every day you wake up trying to look for it. Obviously the summer I get a stomach virus. There's BBL allegations going around about everyone but me. Like, so annoying.

I couldn't even get on the Ozempic allegation because there's now a parasite going around. When I do butt exercises, sometimes I have to like stop halfway through and not because it's like hurting my butt. It's literally hurting my vagina. Like it, and I'm very triggered when it comes to like feeling like I have a UTI and that's the feeling I get. It's almost like I have to pee. I'm going to say something so controversial.

Yeah. Are you doing it in a thong? What the fuck would that have to do with anything? When it's inside of my body, I'm feeling it. I'm sorry. Because you're already, like, being held by a string. Actually, no, because sometimes I do it in my... Put that long-ass fingers out.

Sometimes I do it in my pajamas and I have no underwear on, so no. And it still hurts your vagina? Yeah, it just feels like I... It's not that it's hurting. Does I feel like after a bike ride when you're like, oh? No, it's not like... It's like... Maybe you had sex and it's hurting from that and then you worked out.

No, it's not. It's like it almost feels like my pelvis isn't strong. Like, I need to do more kegles is what it feels like. The giggler doctors are exhausted by us. They turn on the episode and they get out their notepad and they're like, okay, now we have to dig in. And the only reason I think I'm more sensitive to it than other people... Don't see if a small canal. I'll kill you.

That factors into it. But I think anytime I feel even the slightest resemblance of a UTI, I'm like... You have PTSD. Yeah, I freak out. You have UTI PTSD. Yeah, I do. But I have heard, though, that, like, working out with a thong... It's bad for you.

It's bad because the butt and the vagina are too close. Yeah. And it can get... Movement. They can be... The bacteria. Move... Exactly.

They're like, shh. You have no... Also, Grace made fun of me because we have some, like, cool cousins staying with us. Yeah. And they have, like, a bag full of stuff. And I said, this is their getting high stuff. Is that what I called it? And Grace just starts dying laughing.

I'm like, what do you want me to say? And then this is their, like, it's weed. And Des said pot. No, Des his brother said pot. And Des was like, they don't call it pot anymore. This is in the 70s. But, like, our family, we're just, we don't touch that stuff. Yeah.

And what was in a bag? of wrapping papers and I smelled something in there I'm literally a mom you want to know what's crazy is like you're going to have kids and I'm going to have to tell you things that they're secretly doing because I have ears and eyes and you're going to be like flabbergasted no apparently kids no I'm not even getting into it kids do stupid stuff I'm just the parent still to this day with everyone on Instagram. Smoking kills. It truly does. It's not my friend smoking something and I texted her smoking kills. Recently? Yeah. In Italy, Lucho made me smoke a cigarette with him. And you want to know what? I could only do half. Was it a skinny one? Yeah, it was. Okay, you liked how it looked. It was

like aesthetic. But I literally thought of you right as I was sparking it. Is it healthier in Italy to smoke? Yeah, it is. Okay. Yeah, that's what I think. It's healthier in Italy. It's healthier in Europe to smoke because their food is better. Okay, so I have to tell you guys something. Every summer, I have at least three moments a week where I'm like, wait, why do I have dinner, a rooftop girls night, a weekend trip all in the next 48 hours. And somehow you've packed two outfits for six events. Exactly. And that's why I always end up on revolve. It's genuinely where I go. I don't want to overthink my outfit. Everything is styled in a way that actually makes sense. and it already feels curated. Also, if you're anything like us, you panic order 12 options at midnight.

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Now, I get over to her house and she goes, the boys are downstairs being shy. Now, one thing about kids, you're not going to be shy around Aunt Hannah. Yeah. you're not. Yeah. So I go downstairs and one thing about me, I will ral these kids up. So immediately I'm like,

you're ready to play. I said, Hannah's hungry to eat little feet. So then I, oh, you can get into a character. With this face? Yeah. Actually, they were probably around up. They were like traumatized.

No, but little boys, they love running. So I'm like, I'm gonna get you. So they start yelling, we're running, they're chasing. So I'm chasing these little boys. and there's two of them. So they're hard, you know? And these little kids are fucking fastest kids I've ever met.

So I'm running around this like basement. Is Lois the same where like she's hyper? Because I feel like when you're with Lois, you're doing like table activities. You're coloring. You're doing arts and crab. She's going to put an outfit on. You're going to tell her how good she looks. Well, Lois will like steal you and be like, okay.

It's my world. Yeah, she'll shut the door and she's like, I'm a princess. You have to save me. And I'm like Lois, I have so much to do today. And she's like, I'm going to, but she'll be like, I'm going to die. Like she'll get all dramatic. And I'm like, okay, I'll save you. Because if I'm around kids.

I do this with dogs too. Like get them all rolled up and then I leave. Yeah. And if I'm around kids, I see who comes to me. And like what they're like I'm never going to them. No, I'm like this kid doesn't know about to be its best friend. Yeah. But I don't do it.

Like I wait for eye contact. I'm not a monster. But you know, you give a little funny face. kids love a funny face. Yeah, they do. They love a summer. Not my genre. No, my humor is actually two-year-old kid.

Like, once I get him going, I'm like, I'm killing today. Where I'm like, I wish there was like a kitchen table activity we could do. Yeah. So we're running around and then we start playing baseball and one of the kids gets upset because he like wasn't playing. He played great, by the way. He like missed one thing and he's really hard on himself. And he's afraid of being called a sore loser.

Is this bad? I'm spilling like all the tea on her side. He's like, can I have privacy for one second? But he was so cute because he goes upstairs and he's like, everyone's going to call me a sore loser. So then I'm in that moment like, I'm not going to let my baby be upset. And I go upstairs and I say, you're not a loser. And he goes, sore loser. Yeah, he's like, I'm a sore loser.

And he goes, everyone thinks I suck. And I was like, I was taught gossiping about you. No one said that. They've said other things. No one's going to be a sore loser. Oh my God. This is anxiety. Really young.

This is deep. And like I'm feeling connected to him because like in that moment when I felt like a loser, I wanted someone to feel good. So I was like. He literally had the like everyone hates me. He literally was under the covers. Everyone hates me. Everyone's talking about how I didn't get the ball.

By the way, he's so good at baseball too. Yeah. So he's just being so hard himself. That's just me like on my way here today. You know, I'm like everyone hates me on the sidewalk. Like they can't believe I stepped outside today. So honestly, parenting is so interesting because you get to like relive childhood trauma. So then I look at him and I said, regardless of what you feel, you can be two people.

You could be, I'm giving him a speech like a movie. I'm like, you could be lying here for the rest of the day. Or you can be the comeback kid. Oh, you gave him a phrase. I said, so I'm going to be down there holding the ball waiting for you to put your shoes back on. And for you to stop auditioning because it's getting too much. For you to hit a home run. And if you want to be the comeback kid who can deal with adversity, he's like, I don't know what adversity means.

I'm like, just go with it. I think the comeback kid is a movie. And I actually... Kevin Gossner. It didn't work. Oh, he still won't leave the room. Still won't leave the room. Okay.

But he's liking the attention. Okay, now at that point... You're done. I'm done. No, I'm canceling my plans. I said, we have an emergency on our hands. At that point, I'm like, you don't want to have fun with everyone else. Then you can sit in here and cry by yourself because we're all going to be outside having fun.

No, you're right. If I was the mom, that's what I do. But I'm the fun aunt. Also, I was getting trouble because kids love being called like poopy head. So once I know they're humor. I'm like throwing it around. I'm like, I can't even bring myself to like go.

I go, what's up fart face? I think it's so funny. And Kara is like Hannah, all we've been trying to do is get them to stop saying fart and poop. And that's all you've done. Like I'm literally the worst enabler. Yeah. But then after we played baseball,

typical Italian family, we go to a big Italian restaurant, chicken parmesan, all this stuff. For God I had Pilates after. That's. Let's just say I dealt with it. that day. I feel like you're the kind of person that is never canceling a class. No. Because the late fee would keep you up at night. The late fee and then also just disappointed in myself for not being able to

do what I was supposed to do. I don't have that kind of guilt. I, in my head, I'll say, you can't put a price on convenience. Like if I want to cancel because it's convenient for me and I'm getting charged this late fee, my convenience is worth so much. more than the slate phase. I walked in, I said, I have Calamari up to my throat right now. One wrong move. How did you not fart throughout the class? I got, I got lucky. Like, it was a moon, the stars. Um, but it was scary. Do you feel like you're having an intense Mercury retrograde? Yeah. I've been shot. I've been shot. I can't believe you chased kids around saying you're going to bite their feet with your feet.

face looking like that. Actually, that's probably why he was crying. It's really terrifying. I'm, like, still scared of it. Because even if you came into my home right now, I'd be scared of that. Okay, I just want to say one thing. When you shamed me for gargling with peroxide, I have had so many nurses, doctors, just regular girls, DM me and say it's the best thing ever and totally acceptable. And it's crazy, I don't have one of those messages. Well, because you're with the salt water people. You're with the salt water people. And my team, we're just going right to peroxide and drugs.

Is it actually hydrogen peroxide or is like a specific kind of thing? No, just hydrogen peroxide. What if like, what if you slip and like you inhale? What do you mean to inhale? Like swallow it? I don't know. I think you're fine. Can we talk about how hard it is to actually inhale weed?

I don't Because it's literally just You drink from a straw? Yeah but like Okay then you could smoke Because I thought you just breathe and it goes in You have to like like actually feel it going You know what I actually think is really hard

What? When you're smoking a cigar You're not actually smoking a cigar Like if you were to inhale that Everyone's like oh you would get so sick Or like you'd get so dizzy Like no one's inhaling it. Actually, when we go on our family vacation,

because we go at the same time every year, there's also people that are also there at the same time every year. There's this like older couple, like older. Obsessed with them already. The guy sits in a chair and the wife like lays down on the thing. He chews. I've never seen this. He chews a cigar the whole day.

He's had a long life. Nothing else will have. Actually, he got taken out by the stomach virus because one day I didn't see him. And I didn't see him. And I thought, hmm, I wonder where he is. Or maybe he swallowed. And because there's no HIPAA in Italy, I found out from one of the pool guys that he is in Baxic. I love it there's no HIPPA in Italy when HIPAA sounds Italian.

HIPAA. Hipah. HIPAA. Also, because I love, now I love, like, red pill dating shows, the girls made me watch the Ultimatum. Oh, on Netflix. Someone got kicked off because of how awful they spoke to their partner in text messages. Like immediate.

Wait, like producer stepped in there. They were like, this is too much. kicked him off. Then a couple episodes later. If I had a nickel. No, a couple episodes later, this is so crazy. So they get, so someone gives an ultimatum. Like, hey, if you don't want to marry me, like, I'm gone.

We're going to do this experience. First of all, it's a good. I have so much to say, actually, I need to collect my thoughts. It's a ridiculous premise of a show because if anyone is doing this show, you guys are already fucked as a couple. But like, I digress. It's great entertainment. You're like, you know what to make this better if we actually did this on TV?

You know what would be better is if you went and lived with a different girl for three weeks. Wait, wait. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Just wait for the show. Yeah, like, so anyway, so someone gives an ultimatum in the couple. They go to this experience. they couple up with other people.

They live with other people for a couple weeks to see if the grass is greener or if they want to go back to the original. The show was just like making the breakup, at least monetizing a breakup. Yes. Eventually they all end up like breaking up. Now, while this one girl is coupled up. We don't know for sure. While this one girl is coupled up with not her boyfriend,

who she's doing the experience with, they're going somewhere and she sees on his phone that he's texting his group chat. The group chat is talking about how his, his original girlfriend is blonde and has big boobs and now the girl he's coupled up with is brunette and she has no, no boobs or ass and she hasn't like slept with him. You know, it's like all guys texts about. It's so crazy. But then the friends go on to say, well, what if we just like hooked up with? What if we just like fucked her basically? And the guy she's coupled up with like texts back in the group and is like, that's wild or like that's crazy.

So she sees the text messages and she's like, dude. The blonde girl? No, this isn't even his girlfriend. It's the girl he's coupled up with. So she sees all the messages and she's like, what? Like this is insane and like really scary. She tells his girlfriend and that girl's kind of like, oh, like this is like hint.

My thing about these kinds of shows is I think in the year 2026, it's getting to a point where they're casting these men who have psychological issues. Like it's not just like, oh, he's like a bad dude and he like goes on dates with a bunch of women. Like, no, they're methodically thinking about how to like control these girls. This one guy said to the girl he was coupled up with not his actual girlfriend. If your fiance or boyfriend or husband didn't want you to hang out with someone,

would you listen to them? And the girl was like, well, who's the person? My friend of 20 years, like, no, I'm not listening. And he was like in shock. And so it's just, it's very scary. It's very weird. Well, men are afraid that like they're not masculine if they don't like have control. I don't, yeah.

The number one thing I will say that I've learned for a relationship, whether it's a best friend or a partner. the number one thing is that you respect each other. And I don't mean respect in like a like, like I say please and thank you. Like I mean like respect like in your heart you respect their opinion. Yeah. You respect how they carry themselves. Yes. That is how you have a long relationship.

Like if you hear something like that someone said or did and your initial thought is like I would never do that to my partner. Yeah. Or like that's a good thing. Like there are some people that are just like. I mean, I've dated guys that. I don't respect. And like, yeah, you're still calling your mom every day. 100%.

And like, and if they don't respect you, you know that in your core and that's why you start feeling bad about yourself. Yeah. So just find so many respect. Let's like start with that. Yeah, that's good. And yeah. He needs to make your life easier, not harder.

If he's making it harder, it's not for you. There's a woman who died. Okay. And it's not funny. How? getting NAD IV from an unlicensed doctor in the Bronx. And the second I saw that I had chills up my spine because I was like, bitch, that could have been me. That could have been me.

Wait, an unlicensed doctor in the Bronx, like a holistic. I don't know the details. I just know that like if you looked into it, he wasn't licensed. But like, I don't know when you're just getting an IV. I'm not like researching the person, I feel like. you're never going to get IV again. She died instantly. Instantly?

Like within a couple hours from an NAD plus. I mean, I don't know the facts. She there fell over on the chair. Wait, the day she got it, she died. The day of NAD, which is a thing that, like, Heli Bieber takes to, like, try to live longer or something. So, like, anyway, just, you guys, there's a lot of shit going on. Please find doctors. And I'm speaking to myself right now.

find doctors that have like that went to school yeah maybe an ivy league you know in my in my um findings throughout the world when i just you know i'm alive i feel like the men are actually talking about like peptides way more than i hear any girls talk about it yeah because they're all about like maximizing their testosterone why does i say that quickly no and if i hear another man bring up his testosterone level to me I'm actually going to stab. Let's try less testosterone. Because the only thing that's proven is more testosterone means more murders.

And that's statistically. And also don't come to me with a hormonal issue when my hormones change every single week. Like what's really happening in your life that is so bad that your testosterone is going down a little. Like what are their side effects? They don't have as much of a sex drive. Okay. Good. Welcome to the last month, the last week of every month of my life.

like good put it away for a minute there's also a point where like we don't need just like jacked up men running around everywhere like at some point learn knitting i don't need it at all at some point read it read a book also like for the peptides do an ab workout first and then just like see if you need it i just feel like men are like really quickly doing peptides are not scientifically proven we're not on them yet we'll tell you what we do but that like they don't don't know long-term effects of like what it's doing to your insides. We have sensitive bodies. And we have really, or we just have horrible luck.

We can't just jump into things the way other people can. No. Like we can't just like, oh, I'll try it for the first time. Because we all have that friend who's like, I went to the back of a truck and injected my lips and they look great. And I'm like, I wish that could be me. It is crazy though, now that, you know, we've lived so many years on this planet, how we trends. Do you know that, I hate to say this, but last year, I bought like a bunch of stuff

from Zara and I was really excited for it. And I went through my closet. I didn't wear any of it and I donated it today because it's all too trendy. Like it's like not like if I wore it now, people would like, like, I mean an example of one item. Like it was like a long sleeve denim like frilly 70s shirt. I mean, you would have never gotten in first place. But like at the time, I love when you talk to yourself. And I'm passionate to that a lot. Well, my first thought is, you who sweat so much, who are you putting on a denim shirt, longslee shirt?

You're going to sweat right through that. When I shop, I envision I'm someone who has cool. Completely different than who you are. The stuff I buy? I want to meet the girl you shop for because she's quirky. She's never bloated in her life. She loves a corset on a Wednesday night. She's for sure from like a different time period.

I'm so interested. I get crazy colors. All I want to wear is a baggy black outfit. And my, my closet is like sparkles, orange, green, patterns, frills. What's like your closet organization these days? Like I feel like I even seen your closet living in like a couple months. Half my closet's literally from just my tour, which is like, Your tour?

I had to get like tons of squirts and tons of white buttonedown shirts and I have a whole thing of ties that like I lived off of for like seven months. Okay. Oh, I thought you're saying like you didn't unpack from your tour. No, I unpacked but it's like, I'm like I can't get myself to throw away these squirts.

I feel like I might use them one day. My daughter. I love a sport. I love a squad. I love a sama. Like, okay, I came back from Italy on a Thursday, I was unpacked, laundry, folded, put away by, what's today? Monday.

I, like, admire you. I got, I landed from Italy, took a shower, did a hair mask, did a face mask, fell asleep in a row. This is why we're so good together. We both have work ethic, just very different ways. Completely different ways. We're working in the places. Well, because my environment very much affects my brain where you can, you're better at staying focused and like not worrying about what's around you.

I think it's because I've always been in like chaotic situations, but I can like focus on one thing. Not that I'm like doing well at it. I'm just like focusing on it. It's even like the last episode, everyone was calling me out for having cat hair on my Mike, which is so valid. Okay, try having a cat one time, though.

But, like, I'm upset that, like, never once. Debbie's hair is in my vagina. Like, it's everywhere. The hair was, like, touching my lip the entire time. Not once did I notice that it was, like, full of hair.

And that's kind of my vibe. Because I like convenience. And you want to know what? I can get too much the opposite. That's why, like, I need doses of you. Yes. To be, like, chill out. Let's be crazy and leave a spoon in the sink.

like chill out it does not everything has to be like perfectly coordinated but like for example i bought a vibration plate right i really stressed me out to like open it up oh it's an easy open where do i want to put it it's an easy open because it's literally just the vibration plate and the remote they don't give you any other it's no like frills i put it in my bathroom like under my sink so that when i'm doing like my skincare at night. I just do it at the same time. My mom would love you because she said everything has a home. You've got to put things away.

Everything has a home. Well, my Amazon boxes were stacking up and my, our cats we have in West Hampton made a run for it. And they got on the box right where the door was and they opened the door. What? Shamus and freckles. They literally are two little genius bandits. Granted, they're so. Open the door and went outside.

So in the morning, the door's wide open. I said, where are my little boys? Aiden just shook the treats and they came right back. Where were they? Like, where'd they go? Just hanging out on the porch. Hanging on the porch. Cats are just so cool.

They're so, I love the, we're like, we're not actually weaving. Cats are like, hey, there's weed here. They're like, did you hear Hannah? That fucking nerd? There's a joint on the table. They were like, what if we just? Hey, heard there's smoking stuff here. But they're like, I'm not crossing the street.

There's like eagles and shit over there, but let's just get some breeze, some fresh breeze. Came right back in, but I was like, okay, we have to put the Amazon boxes away. Well, you want to know what? Your door wasn't locked. Well, that's another problem. Like, that's insane. That's insane. You watch so many murder documentaries.

I can't even, like, not only do my doors have locks, they have bolts at the bottom that you like flip over. So even if it did get unlocked and the door. got open, you're not getting through my bolt. You're not getting through my bolt. Try getting through my bolt. Yeah, try getting through it. You're not. Also, I went to my acupuncture appointment. I was saying. Oh, right. That's what we started. She was a girl. Obsessed with her. I immediately loved her energy. Immediately somehow we got into her telling me all about how her ex-boyfriend pissed her off. And then she became an acupuncturist.

And then he, one day, decides he wants to be an acupuncturist. So now he shows up. at all these places because there's only so many acupunctrists on Long Island. So she has to deal with him. So she went up to conventions and stuff? Yeah. Like acupuncture meetings and stuff. So like that was, I got. That is so weird.

I was like, it's in every field. Every field. Every industry. Oh my God. I was telling her about, yeah. I was like honestly like same. Yeah.

So that was really fun. Okay. So will you go back to acupuncture? Oh, I really liked it. Where'd they do it? So they put it in my feet and my hands to help. to help circulate, like, detox. Okay.

And granted, I'm not a good example right now because my mouth is still stuck. However, I did feel like, then she did like, it's called... Your lips are definitely moving better, though. You know what was crazy when I first started? I was... I couldn't move my lips. Yeah, yeah.

So, like, by the end of the pod, I was so tired from trying to move my lips. That's the other thing people don't talk about. Your face gets, like, sore. Yeah, because you're like, I'm trying to talk. So hard. Yeah. Also, like, are you guys going to miss me when I'm gone?

Yeah, I am. Like, this version. Like, are you, like, couldn't even like me when I'm having a normal smile? I'm just going to, like, we're definitely going to have to do some type of, like, in-memorium. You know, like, we're definitely going to be like- because we're going to have, like, we have to add a new story to your personality because it'll be lacking. It's, like, some type of service because she is her own person.

She has, like, totally a different person. personality than you. Really? Well, I am like a little more deadpan. And you're like a bit more emotional on like certain things where you're like... Life is hard. And you're usually very optimistic. And like, you're like, look, at the end of the day, everyone will die.

If I have anything to do with it. You know, so I'm not used to you being like that. We're like, hey, that's my 95. Like, that's me all the time. I'm also like as an athlete, you guys know. if I didn't get injured, I was an athlete. I'm obsessed with like being, I'm not that obsessed with being my physical prime,

but like I like making sure that I'm capable. Yeah. I like. If anything were to break out or happen, you are rolling and able. Yes. You are sitting in the exit row of the plane. You're ready.

You're able. I'm not prime time, but like I try to make sure that I'm not like in bad. Like if my back hurts a little, I try to fix it. Like I can't like run a mile, but like I can get my knees up. Yeah.

In the beginning. You're in shape. I feel like an injured bird. Just walk around New York City and everyone else is just smiling, smiling, smiling. I've never seen more smiley people in my life. And taking it for granted. Well, I think that's the thing. When something like this happens, you really take inventory of like how much in your body you take for granted.

Like even if your thumb is hurting, you're like, I don't. when I had a thumb. We like that much I use my fucking thumb. Side note, there, you know when, well, you know when you have a hang nail? How do you approach a hang nail? Because I feel like me and you would approach it in two very different ways.

I take the nail clipper and I cut it really short. Okay. I pull it, obviously. Yeah, of course. And at first I'm like a whole lot. Yeah. I have the most painful, like, hang nail bruise. Like, I've never had something more painful in my life.

Like, to the point where, like, it woke me up this morning. It's, like, throbbing. Yeah. You got to throw a little neote, get a little hydroderm peroxide and then throw a little... Neosport. I'm a dunk it and I'm like it. So yeah, and I'm like, remember when my eyes out of finger. Yeah.

No, there's nothing worse than like... Something being wrong with your body when you have to, like... But one thing, shout out to my man. Shout out to my man's because he makes me feel beautiful and I've been hanging out with him too much. And now that I'm like in the public... You guys have been hanging out. together a lot. And like I forget about my smile when I'm with him.

Because he just like treats me like I'm normal. Occasionally he'll laugh but it's cute but like again I'm like he's obsessed with me and then I talk to someone else and they're like hey is everything okay at home? Insigness and in hell. So in my head I was like I actually like pretty when I smile. Wait do you know that I saw like

a crazy statistic and I don't remember what it is but that like the the comparison to like when when women get sick, like their husband's leaving compared to like when men get sick, like their wives leaving. But when you say leave, you mean like break up? Yeah, like divorce.

Like when something physically happens. Imagine you get a sniffle and they're like, we're good. No, but I was thinking like, imagine if Des was like, burner at the stage. It's been fun. I'm out. Yeah, it's like it's not even comparable. Like obviously there are women like that happens where they will leave. But like it's not even comparable to the amount of.

Imagine does texting his friends being like, this bitch can't smile and I can't handle it anymore. No, it's crazy. Is your girlfriend smiling because mine hasn't smiled in weeks? I just, the audacity that they have. Okay, wait, this is fascinating. What are you going to do the first time you can smile? Just not stop. I'm going to be like Nicole Kidman after her divorce.

Do you think you'll wake up one morning and it'll just be like, you'll have so much more movement? I said not to check it till the end of August. What? What do you mean? So do you know any rolls I'm going to lose by then? You have to look in the mirror. I don't really look in the mirror that often. Right. Oh, right. But I really think it's better.

It is. This is what's coming across my algorithm. I don't know what this means. And this is a study, by the way. Mm-hmm. And by study, I mean, this actual blind girl says she sees how hot people are treated. because she can't see if they're hot or not. Yeah.

So she will say, okay, I'm going to get it like wrong because I don't remember exactly what she said. It was like two weeks ago, but she said something along the lines of, there'll be people that I hear who are like boring as shit. And everyone wants to be friends with them. And she goes, that's how I know they're hot.

And she goes, there's people who like, I have no personality. And everyone talks about them a lot. She goes, that's how I know they're hot. Or like she could tell like how, like nice people are. Yeah. So imagine not knowing someone's hot and being like,

why is everyone obsessed with that dud? Yeah. It's like if sometimes I would try to think like, especially when I was like being really shallow with men. And I'd be really into an attractive man. I'm like, imagine he was ugly. Imagine he was short. Would you like his soul?

But it's hard. It's hard to separate the art from the artist. It's a double edge sword. You can't separate the art from the artist sometimes. No, there's so many men that I'm like, oh my God, if you were under six foot, no one would even be listening to what the fuck you're saying. It's so annoying. And I envision, like, if this guy didn't have a cute face. And because also I think it's the opposite of, for women.

Like, if there's a really pretty girl and she does even one thing, people are like, yeah, burner. But it is funny how socially it's like people want to hang out with. pretty people more, like in friendships and stuff. But no, as a woman, I did see a girl say that you know you're an it girl if you were 16 and you had beef with a middle-aged woman. I send it to you. That's, you know what? Cockhead. And I do love when you have glam, but I love when you're yourself too. I did my makeup today. Put on blush. I did put on blush. Actually, I do apologize that I have like full glam today, but I'm going to You look so, like, natural.

Thank you. Like glowing. I'm going to Vogue, just like Vogue summer school. Yes. They do like little sessions. Yes. So I'm going to like talk to some high school girls. You're like like, I'm going to bite your little feet, Caesar.

I'm just kidding. Sorry, it's Leo season. My whole feet is Leo season. Oh, yeah. Oh, your birthday's coming up. Oh my God, it is. I haven't thought about it at all. Wait.

I want to be able to smile for her birthday. Wait, you're turning 35? Yeah. Is that a big? birthday? I feel like yeah. What should we do? I don't know. Well, just FaceTime. Oh, it's fine. I won't be able to express joy on my birthday, but it's fine. We love you guys so much. Have an amazing weekend. And we'll giggle with you later. Bye.