Giggly Squad - Giggling about sexting, scarves, and side parts

Episode Date: December 9, 2025

Paige haunted Hannah on stage this weekend and there was another sexting mishap.subscribe to our newsletterget our book shop merch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's up, Gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. Greetings, Gigglers. We are now taking over your radio. Okay, that is a niche space jam reference that only three people got, but I decided to do it.

No, that was good. It was different. We weren't expecting it. I also have to let you guys know I'm in Mexico I went from Kansas City to Mexico and I'm in my bedroom and you know

Gigley's global we've gone global I don't usually like doing virtual because it's just like it's not the same vibe like whatever but I do look gorgeous today well your hair is so bouncy bouncy and well I had a bunch of things I had to do today well i have to leave the home sorry i've run running around all day sorry i've been running around so my curls have been bouncing all over the city wait tell us what did you do today okay i had to

wake up oh no which first off i'm living i hate when that happens i'm fucking guys i had to go i had I had to go to Daphne. We had a Daphne meeting this morning. Then I had to go film my last episode of In Bed with Station. Wait, you couldn't tell them you wanted to do remote. Aren't you, the owner? Can't she be like? I know.

Everyone wanted to go in. I was like, great. I guess we're going in. I just envision everyone at a table and then you want a huge screen under your covers. I'm a hologram. I'm like, actually, let's put AI to use. Then I went to Amazon. I had to film an episode of In Bed with Page to Sorbo.

which I just want to say was my last episode of the second season I was so petrified to interview this guest halfway I took a beta blocker for it so that's how I'll sum it up with who our guest was oh do you want me to guess anything to add wait you didn't say who the guest was oh no I feel like I can't say yet oh okay okay I don't know if I'm allowed too or not I think it went I think it went well because after she was like thank you good job here today And I was like, okay, thank you. And then her team was like, she really loved it. She said it was great.

And I was like, okay, few. And then halfway through the interview, I'm on my like no deodorant journey. And I'm like, not the day to be on my no deodorant journey. I'm literally profusely sweating. But honestly, that's the first time I've taken a beta blocker in since like June. And we went on Jimmy Fallon. And when we went into that one party. once when I

We'll party that one time. By the way, I have to call you out for doing something insane. Insane, but also like I respect you. Okay. We had a sweet, sweet friend invite us to do something last week. Guys, this is bonkers. Our sweet sweet friend was like, by the way, last minute I invite no pressure.

But I do have something going on in the city tomorrow. And I said, this is so, thank you so much for the invite. Unfortunately, I'm in Mexico. Otherwise, I would definitely be there. Hour later, Paige comes through. I'm going to read the text to you guys. Because the way she phrased it is so funny. She goes, that is so sweet.

But I have a psychic appointment tomorrow at 6 that it's really important to me. The girl did not respond. I don't think she'll ever respond. Okay, sorry for being truthful. Sorry for not making up a lie. sorry for not being like sorry I can't make it did you almost think up a lie or were you like actually this person will get it if I just tell them the truth I was like this person will get it and I was like and this is what's happening and mind you I've changed my appointment with my psychic twice and I'm like sorry I can't change on her again it gets bad juju yeah it's bad energy and so I was like sorry I can't come this is really important to me and then after it you have to process it you can't just go into the world you have to reflect on your whole life and so I was like sorry I can't come this is really important to me after it you have to reflect on your whole life and then you can't reflect on your whole life. Well, Hannah, that's the thing. That's why I was like, if I wanted to lie, I could have been, like, my psychic appointment's at 7.

And it's like, okay, well, you can't come. I'm going to have a migraine tomorrow, so I can't. But, like, my psychic appointment's at 6. And then I need the two hours after that to go over what she said, call my mom. Yeah, then you need to, like, rewrite your whole life. You're like, you're cut. Yeah, I have to sit and think for at least 45 after that. Also, you've to send me everything that might possibly have to do with us, because I

I'm also like part of it like I'm literally nervous about tomorrow I have my questions ready like this is an interview this is the most important thing I'm doing all week my entire life is on the back depends on it's moments I'll know tomorrow at six if we're making it or breaking it okay people this is life or death gird your loins and I love when you start off and you're just like hey how are you hey so much fun at that you're so much better at like appointments than me though because you give them nothing where I'm like a people pleaser so I'm like I know what you mean and I'm going to tell you exactly what you might have meant well half the time I'm not trying to not give them anything it's more like I forget

true you know and they're like do you have a dad and I'm like I don't think so you know I'm like let me just look let me check and then the psychic will lie to you and be like I told you that was going to happen last time and you're like oh yeah yeah yeah you know i don't ever i should go back like i before tomorrow i should go back and re-listen to my one last year just to see um i write notes but then the notes obviously make no sense make no sense i try oh some psychics are like you can't record anything but if they don't say anything i'll record it like i'll put my phone on speaker and then i'll like record it from like my iPad you're such a punk so that i have it.

I was going to, women in STEM, sorry, I'm in dayday. Do you do every six months? Is that like your rule? So when I'm going through a bad time, I'll go every six months. But typically once a year, like last year, the year before, I'm hitting that bitch up every two weeks. I'm like, do you think maybe?

We're doing weekly. But I have it. The last time I did it was last January. It is sometimes scary to go to a psychic when things are going well and you're life because you're like oh no what if she's going to tell me i'm actually not happy but i do have to say your psychic witchy presence follows me everywhere i go um i was in i forget where i was but i was wearing a kitten heel inspired by you hugo boss has amazing kitten heels and this gene that like the bottom is folded so there's like an opening and i look i have

a couple jokes in my hour where I joke about our friendship. I may, you know, say a couple funny things about you and I was literally telling a joke about you and you're pretty privilege or something. And my kitten heel gets stuck in my bottom gene and I almost tear an ACL. And everyone... Well, those are my ancestors. Yes. Then I go, Paige fucking disarbo. Just put a hex on me. And then I swear to God, I'm watching Allie on stage, Ali Coburt shout out, and something goes across the screen. And I'm like, what is going on? And the crowd starts like yelling. Like not like a wait, wait, wait, wait. You're backstage. Allie's out on stage. Yeah. And there's like a little

there's like a little screen, you know, where you could see the stage. Okay. And I'm like waiting for her to finish. So I go on. And a thing goes across the camera. And people start yelling, but like blood curlely else like I'm like what's going on it goes back and I realize there's a bat in the theater a bat no I know so Ali just flying about just flying back and forth I'm like what is she going to do so Ali's like she deals with it and then the bat disappears and I'm like oh great wait wait wait she deals with it how she made I think she just literally glossed over the meat of the story not the stereotype But she's a lesbian.

So everyone was like, Ali's got it under control. And she handled it. Enough said. And she put it in her pocket. Like everyone felt safe because Ali was like, guys, don't worry.

The ghost is going to be okay. Like, wait. In a lesbian relationship, is it established? Yeah. Great, great question.

We might need a lesbian correspondent. I do think sometimes there is, they say, you know, the more mask one, or like a top-bottom situation but with lesbians it's a lot more flexible where some girl might be really into taking out the trash and another one kills the insects there's less rules and a lot more multiple people have their you know their things they're doing their things especially like if they're

mothers um anyway fast forward bat disappears falls asleep i don't know i get on stage and i'm just like I guess the bat's gone of course the bat comes back and like what am I supposed to do there's a bat flying around in this haunted theater can you even catch a bat like no also these poor girls in the balcony are like right where the bat is and then I'm sorry but I would have left I guess Kansas City there's bats like it's like kind of a thing but I like wasn't anticipating I've performed in many theaters I've never seen a bat before and everyone's yelling and we ended up naming in the bat page wait is that why is that why I was inundated like usually I'll get like one or two

DMs like hey are you in San Antonio with Hannah and I'm like no but I was like inundated with Kansas that yeah we know you're here that's possible I said pages well I said the bat is a paid actor no one get no one get upset this bat is just you know working I flew this bat It was right. The bat was so crazy. The bat just, like, would fly a little bit and disappear once during both our sets. And then Allie Googled it. Honestly?

So she. Cunt. Like, hey, I'm out here for the set. Now I'm done. The bat just wanted to be like, by the way, I just know that I would flex on you hose if I wanted to. But I'm going to sleep. And Ali Googled it. I have to do this more Googling omens.

Omen sounds scary, but she says if you. like you could literally be like person with a blue shirt walks past me what's that omen yeah so apparently it's an omen i got a search i know you're like i don't have time sorry and um and is she just typing this freely into google or is there a specific site and what was the omen for that it meant like positivity for your career like good like a change in your career type thing i don't know but i was like okay i guess we're good but oh okay great so that and all the gigglers there were good oh yeah the gigglers loved it they look they're they're hammered they're having fun um and the theaters are gorgeous like it's giving phantom of the opera like they're beautiful

but deeply deeply haunted um also i'm sorry for sexting you earlier today i didn't mean to hannah your boobs are huge it was i almost texted you back like a troll online and was like are you pregnant i was like this is obscene i almost responded to saying i'm not pregnant no i took you guys i took a bikini photo like selfie and my tit was in it and it was from below so obviously it looked massive you know what's interesting is that like i don't have any boobs and i make it my whole personality where like you have big boobs and you don't talk about them you don't show them you don't even like really like acknowledge them and i'm wondering if they're like get we get it you love your ass like we're here too them

Do you know what it is. I just, I don't like being sexualized in a boob girl. I don't like how you're sexualizing me on this podcast right now. I know I'm beautiful and voluptuous. No, but something about boob attention, like gives me the ick. Like I don't want guys staring at my tits, but like stare at my butt because I'm walking away, you know? Period. Yeah, like boob attention is very like, ugh, I don't like it.

I wear a bikini today and like one guy looked at my bikini and I was like, I need to put a t-shirt over this this is disgusting well male attention does nothing for me the men wanting to have sex with you like look i love a man who falls in love with me because that's fun and you could ruin their life but men would have sex with like an apple pie men would have sex what warm bread pudding men would have sex literally men have sex with their like it's disgusting they would have sex with anything they jerk off to they jerk off to anything they jerk off to anything they jerk you know it's a weird thing to think about like it like it's a weird thing to think like like one day you pick a guy and you're like i'm gonna marry this guy and like you don't you

never will know if he's put his dick in something weird like a peach like okay this is like very niche but every time i open every time i open any type of hair gel i always if i had a dick and I stooped it in there what would it feel like well this is the thing what we're trying to say is if we were men we would stick our dick in everything yeah in things just to see what it felt like so I'm sure like we're walking around here with boyfriends at husbands and fiancés and all all the time we don't know what have they put their dick in I would put it in like mayonnaise yeah like some something like a jar of like a jar of like peanut butter a jar of like fluff like yeah like I'm sticking it and things are we 12 year old

boy wait speaking of penises can we actually just cut right to the ditty doc oh my god I watched all of it and this is my second ditty doc by the way like I'm deep in it yeah like you're preface yeah there was so much information, my biggest takeaway from the P. Diddy Doc, well, one, I want 50 cent energy in 2026. Like I really, I actually, I'm not hating as hard as I could be. And like, it shows. And I could be doing so much more. And I'm going to start. But secondly, I know that I think everyone's gay and I say it on the pot all the time and I've dated so many gay men. I can't keep count. So I do feel like I am an expert in this field. And I'm sorry, Tupac and Biggie were unfortunately killed because P. Diddy couldn't say that he was gay.

Sorry, that was a lover's quarrel. Quarrel. Like, what are we talking about here? He was jealous of the friendship that they had, so he killed them both. Although this man is gay and nobody's letting him come out. And I think that's the crux of it. And so now I have to get police escorts everywhere. I go, like, I'm not adding to the Crips blood conversation.

That's going to be on you. Let me have a moment. No, because I'm like, wait a minute, though. This whole documentary, like they're talking about every single beef that all of them had. All of the beef is just because they couldn't, like, say how they felt. Like, it's so emotional. I'm sorry, if you switched all the people in that documentary to blonde girls in college, sorry, that's just sororities, honey.

that's just making the cheer team in the south like what are we saying east first west sorry that's bama southern dorms like what guys what yeah so i know i did just get a weird memory of me getting off a subway in brooklyn with some classmates and one of them being like you have to take your head off like i think it was like red and they were like you can't wear that here because of gangs and i was like i don't think they're going to think I'm rallying for a game. I'm a Latin king. Thank you so much. I look amazing and gold.

I don't think they think I'm trying to make a statement. And they're like, take off your hat. And I was like, oh, shit. The Did he, he was assaulting everyone. Like, no one was safe. His mom, his bros, his girls, himself. Oh, did Kitty just meow? Yeah.

Well, I haven't seen her all day. Oh, she missed. you she gets love star where's my mom she was like did you have a shoot without me yeah she's like you went to a daphne meeting nobody told me sorry wait look at her let me see if you guys are on youtube you can see this extra oh my god she's that's a fake cat sorry that's a i she saw the light yes kitty that's the light that's the camera yes darling yes yes get a different angle you know this is my sweet girl oh my gosh this is a little baby girl Hannah oh I don't even have a microphone

Hannah I can't believe I ever didn't have a cat Guys what are you doing if you don't own cats I can't I do have to say I made Grace get a cat I made Dez's brother I've made everyone get cats and now I'll be like hey come visit me and they're like I can't I have a cat So now I've like complicated everyone's life but it's worth it It's worth it for the cats. I was like, tell Aiden to, I was like, stay at our apartment for something. And he's like, Aiden has two cats because of you. He can't just leave them.

The other day, Sierra asked my mom if next year for Thanksgiving she could bring her cat. And my mom goes, I have to draw the line somewhere. This can be a house of cats. Yeah, Kim has marble countertops. Well, Kim's allergic to cats. So it's really not great for her. She has to take a Claritin every time she comes over. but that's the price she has to pay for this gorgeous gal.

That's what I told Dez. I said, I take birth control, you take Claritin. Let's move forward. A eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. Sorry, that's just meet your mother. You're looking out for your daughter. Literally. If there's someone in your life where you definitely know

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because I, I think about it wasn't as stunting for us because we had gone through a ton of milestones already that we had like had to do in our early 20s mid 20s where like the kids that had happened to where they were like seniors in high school seniors in college like yeah I can't imagine they're feeling great now I mentioned this on burner phone but Liz Plank said something about the like girl girl boss era and how like yeah there was a specific time like 2015, 2016, 2016, 2017. We're us millennial girls

were in our early 20s in New York City getting paid $35,000 a year or less. I thought clearly there's a mistake. There's zero missing somewhere. But that was it was like, and we'd all work for these media companies.

And we had unlimited vacation days, which was code for, if you ask for vacation day, you're a fucking loser. So all of us were dying. nowadays if you have a sniffle you don't have to go into work like nowadays people realize you but there was a time and by the way all the girl bosses have been canceled not that i'm not saying they should have i'm just saying the girls took down the girls but that was a specific a classic

a classic case every single big company that a woman ran they were like no well you know what i think partly it is too it's partly that gen z gen not even jenzy i don't even want to say that i like jenzy i really feel like it's the younger version they really like want this trad wife lifestyle so i feel like they almost made it seem like okay girl bossing is actually not cool like killing yourself seven days a week is not cool but but i think what they don't understand is like we had to go that extreme because we still weren't being paid the same amount we still like it was so many years later from like is it crazy how the 70s and it's like we're still fighting for the same shit everything's a pendulum yeah sorry I just want I just want to say the word pendulum but it's like dating like you'll date

like a crazy narcissist and the next guy you date you like walk all over and then you go back to dating a narcissist it's it's pendulum hashtag pendulum wait a second No, like, that's what would happen to me. And then... You know what I do? I go gay, straight. Gay, straight. Like, my first boyfriend, very straight.

My next one, they're gay. And that's why when you watch the P. Diddy Doc, you said, I don't know what's happening. I said, no, I know when you're mad and it's not about what you're really mad about. Like, I know that look. I know when you're suppressing something. Okay? I know that you, that's why you're so mad. Also, no straight guy is that detail-oriented.

Also, no straight guy knows when one of their friends talks to the other friends. That's so true. Like, no straight men know the schedule of other straight men. Like, have you ever asked a straight man anything about their lifelong friends? They don't know. So the fact that Diddy even knew, who do you want to know the most, actually, do you want to hear the sickest part of the Diddy Doc, like the most upsetting part? Okay. Him and I share a birthday.

What? Yeah. He's Scorpio? Yeah. Me. P. Diddy. Bethany Frankl. And Matthew McConaughey.

So I don't know what fucked up dinner party that is. But I know that I'm not leaving it alive. I know that I'm the first kill. Like easy. I'm the easiest target there. I actually will kill myself first because I don't know what you guys would do today. just yell at me a ton probably but you know it was fucked up like his son was with him till the end i haven't been recording but you know what we're recording on this we record here do you want to

press it now wow i never do that don't worry don't worry grace i'm so sorry okay do you want to apologize to the community i want to apologize to the community because i wasn't recording this whole thing i had a long day she wasn't recording on her microphone but we got it from the video so everyone it's okay um sorry it's okay it's okay things happen things like you know life's a pendulum it's a pendulum and sometimes you're recording and then sometimes you're not i was thinking about how grace did the video um about our hand movements being italian that was like the so fucking i'll like watch that just like wait hand of me too i watch it all the time sometimes i'll just all just Is that why all the views are just me, you, and my nana?

I'll just resend it to my mom. She goes, I know it's great. I watch it all the time. I'm like, sometimes I'll watch it and I'll be like, wait, me and my friend are so funny. You guys, this is so embarrassing. I watch the sweater when you make fun of my sweater, like, every day. It just, like, makes my day. Like, you shitting on my sweater just makes me so happy.

Because this podcast is escapism. Like, you know how we have? I know. Like, people that are like, oh, my. he like whatever about like anytime someone like no I can't even talk it gets me so worked out obviously there's going to be criticism about our podcast at some point let me get this out let me get this out okay and like yes there should be criticism on anything that has existed that is in existence like you can criticize whatever art you want totally but sometimes people

will criticize the podcast and they'll be like they don't say anything on it And it's not organized. And I'm like, yes, that is the fucking point. It's the point of this podcast is to laugh and escape our lives. I'm sorry, I hate when someone starts an organized story. I'll kill myself. Like, especially when you know where it's going to go, I'm like, oh my God. It's like, get to the point.

Sorry, if you have an outline, get a grip. No, oh, my God. Get a literal grip. I need 18 side quests in a story to stay focused on a story. Let me tangent once in a while. I was going to say, though, when I was watching the Italian video, back to the Italian video, your fingers are so long, like, it's, it makes me laugh. And then I was looking at my fingers, my fingers looked like if your fingers got attacked by bees

and had an allergic reaction. Like, they're literally so bad. It looks like your fingers. Wait, when I rewatch that video, I realized that our hand movements are, now I like can't. Our hand movements are so true to who we are as people. And I know what you're saying when you say it. Like I know exactly what you're saying. Like I'm very like dainty, like took ballet like also, but like pinky up where you're like, listen, bitch.

I'll like, you know, like you were very assertive with your hand motion. Different fonts of Italian. Yes. Yes. Wait. Also, I just have to address your hair looks beautiful. You are wearing a side part. Yeah.

I've been seeing a lot of side parts. is it like so fully back like we're so back personally I think my face looks better with his hide part this is my problem and I know there has to be other girls out there who suffer from the same thing with a cow lick where like I and people lie to me and they say oh it looks good and I'm like no it doesn't where is it where I have an insane cow lick here

okay so flip to the other side so like that looks crazy okay well you're doing it like a weird emo teenager flip to that side emo llama this side is too big and this is the side of my face that I don't like oh oh my god grace blur that blur that I don't want that on the internet blur it my monster side I feel like as a millennial I went my whole life doing side part and I didn't start doing middle part to like college so I'm more so my middle part was really just my 20. So I know my side part more. I just want to normalize that people have

different shaped heads. Like for some reason my head, like, okay, I'm like you have the perfect head, but like you have like more space on top where I get more narrow. So I feel like I actually sitting right. I have a cone head. I actually. I love how this is an audio podcast and we're like, look at the left side of her angle of her cheek. I actually see what you're talking about you're you have like more surface area that's why makeup looks better on you because you have more surface area to put it where I have a cone head and I can only fit it it's like I get what you're saying okay so you're a middle part girl yeah but then I'm the diva when I don't want to go side part oh my god Hannah it happened one time where we wanted you to go inside everyone was whispering about me everyone whispered about me when I left, they were like, I can't believe Shilmer. Wait, did you see that thing? I think it's Vanity Fair is doing it, where it's like actors, ask actors question,

like interview actors. So it was like Adam Sandler and like Ariana Grande. Yeah. And I thought the pairings were all so good. But I was honestly very shocked at, it was Julia Roberts and Sean Penn. Okay. And I don't know why I was just like. Maybe it's because I'm like, I don't really know Sean Penn enough.

You know him from the Charlie... Well, that's the only thing I can like reference immediately. There's like one other movie I can reference. I feel like he does have like controversial things. This guy's done cocaine harder than anyone and his dick would work. And I was just like... Sorry, I just wanted someone different for Julia. Okay, I'll report it to the academy.

Like I wanted like a Matthew McConaughey, a Brad Pitt. You know what you wanted? Because she's so iconic, you wanted, like, a gay to bring it out of her. Like, someone who would, like, appreciate. I didn't want it. I didn't want a straight man. I didn't want him. Because, like, a straight man's not going to make her smile, and she has a million

dollar smile. You know what? That's what it was. I deep down wanted a gay man. I wanted her with, like, Coleman de Mingo. Right? They would have had a magical conversation. They would have had a magical conversation.

He would have made her giggle. Yeah. I just, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like Sean. maybe Sean Penn's funny, but I just felt like it wasn't the pairing I wanted. I think I might have texted you about this, but sometimes like actors talking about certain roles is crazy to me. Okay, wait, no. So Hannah and I's friendship, I feel like very early on, we realize that if I smoke weed

and I get high, that Hannah and I actually are on the same brain. wave perfect wave like we're perfectly a lot like no like I can't explain to you how many times we're locked in we're locked and I literally feel like I can telepathically tell you things but it's only when I'm high and Hannah's not so the other day Hannah texted me and she was like what did you say you were like sometimes it's like so cringe listening to actors to talk about acting because it's like bro you were pretending and like I so understood what you were saying because sometimes all get so high and I'll know I'll be watching something and I'm like you're acting I know you're playing pretend this is not like real sorry I can't watch me play pretend that's insane like who am I like these kids

are in the school play also like I have a niece and nephew like that's all we do I'm just like okay pretend we're like in a cave and we're getting chased and like Lois is fucking killing I'm like okay Oscar Oscar Oscar and I think it was actually you know I love Timothy Chevrolet and he's currently doing a lot of interviews not his fault but like the way he was speaking with the passion of like him pretending to be a ping pong player I like couldn't handle it he was acting like he'd you know had four kids and and raised them all and I was like you pretended to be a ping pong player well I think that men can talk passionately about things they like Like, like, I think men can talk passionately about, like, work where I feel like it's not.

Oh, my God, you're so right. I feel like girls will do crazy stuff for roles and then when they brag about it. And again, me even saying bragging, that was, clock myself. Like, people are like, oh, they're bragging. And it's like, if a guy, oh, literally, you know how they say the greatest actor of all time? It's always the male actors. Like, there has to be a female actor that's better than Leonardo DiCaprio. I'm sorry.

Men don't understand empathy. Also, I can talk shit on Leonardo Caprono because I'm invisible because I'm 34. Yeah, he doesn't care about you. Did you watch that there's a new George Clooney movie on Netflix. Did you happen to scroll past it or see it? No. It's called J something. Oh, yeah, because Adam Sandler got nominated in it.

So I was like so excited because I'm like, oh, like, what a fun movie. George Clooney and Adam Sandler, what a duo. Guys, it's one of the most depressing movies I've, ever watched in my life to the point where I'm like it's a long movie where I'm like okay at the end something's going to happen where like ties this all together and like gives you a good ending when it ended I was like well there's just no there's just no way that's how it ended I actually texted my mom and said sorry I told you to watch the george Clooney movie don't watch it it's really depressing you're not gonna you're not gonna like it can I say my hot take um

movies that come out right now are trying to like get nominated for awards and to win an award you have to have like a really sad movie like someone has to die of cancer or like the whole cast has to die or like you have to be like kidnapped i actually welcome more i rather watch a really sad movie but if i click on a movie one more time and the first line is a thriller a thriller you want to know what i don't want a motherfucking thriller my life alone i have so much anxiety i don't need my entertainment you have enough thrill just waking up enough throw i'm thrilled especially we're watching tv at night i want you to put me to bed i'm maxed out at thrills i can't do it anymore yep but i was i with acting i do i do want more respect on the comedic side because i do have to say i can cry

way easier than put together a 60 minute comedy not to get so industry and i'm sorry for leaning in you right now that's good so industry but the whole like sale to netflix of warner brothers and like if it's going to go through possibly whatever it makes me really nervous for the movie industry because i'm like me as a normal person i haven't gone to the movie theater probably since covid because it was like the first thing that it was like oh you can't go to the movie theater and i only rule and i love going to the movies and i have there has not been a movie that I'm like I have to see this in the movie theater I think the most recent one that everyone saw was like the wicked the two wicked I have to see wicked too I haven't had time yet I have

where like people were going to the movies they don't know if Netflix is going to just keep it as is but just like own it yeah if Netflix is going to merge and rebrand them all I know is the person who made them just go to max and now they're HBO max y'all fucked up but anyway yeah people don't know but I do have to say when times are changing, it's always scary, but then hopefully positivity comes out of it. I'm trying to be optimistic. I hate change. You know I hate change. I know.

But do you think about like when their first was like cable? Because it was just like network TV. Like people must have been freaking out about cable being like, this is too many options. What I think about, yeah, like, and HBO is the only like non-cable. You know what I think about a lot? when Chelsea Handler left E and went to Netflix and she was like the very first person

I feel like to leave cable television go to like a streaming. I actually, I feel like she was so ahead of her time that like her show, her first show on Netflix actually didn't get enough respect because really she kind of like pioneered that where it's like, no, you can switch over and do like different formats and it's streaming.

They don't care. Yeah, and then she got more creative. She was doing her documentaries and stuff. Yeah. Love you, Chels. But I do think that we, sorry, Chelsea and I, she's just to call her Chels. Okay. We, we, I feel like everything will be merged eventually.

You can't, people can't afford to have $20 services for like every single. And then it's basically like, we're just going back to cable because it's like, okay, it's one. It's basically back to cable. Anywho, we're not solving that problem today. I was going to say, we figured it out. Oh my god Did you hear about the influencer Who changed her baby's birthday

Because it was too close to Christmas You would do that Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Changed it on her And people are mad Changed it on her birth certificate From what to what I don't know if you're allowed to change a birth certificate

But I think she's like babe you're born in May now we're celebrating you in May oh she changed the whole thing changed the whole month that well that's crazy because she didn't want to celebrate hey I had a baby birthdays December 25th I'd say yeah what's the harm in the 26th you know that I'd be like okay maybe changing the whole month what's her sign like how will she be able to do her chart oh my god i didn't even think about that that's so oh my god you lied to her and tell her she's in aries that's also just like so selfish to do because what it's not good for your schedule okay well a baby doesn't have anything to do around christmas but they're not running out to the stores but maybe she

felt like the kid wasn't getting enough of a birthday because it was getting overshadowed by christmas i kind of feel bad for some of my friends whose birthdays are like on the 22nd because i'm like um your little birthday Santa's coming and Santa doesn't give a shit about your birthday as an adult I don't give a flying fuck about my birthday about your birthday not you I mean like anyone I still haven't given you your birthday mail wait that's so funny because I didn't Amazon live the other day and they were like what did Hannah get you and I was like wait Hannah did give me a gift and then I was like I don't remember it no because I got you the best present I haven't given it to you yet.

And I bought it so early. I just keep forgetting. At this point, just save it for next year. Can we, not to be controversial, but is Mrs. Claus okay?

During this time? Like, is she happy in her marriage? Is she getting paid for the work she's doing? No one brings her up. I just imagine her smoking a cigarette just being like so over Mr.

Claus's shit, Santa. Santa, as he's, aka Santa. What woman isn't over? because also like he doesn't work all year and then works one night and then everyone's like he's the greatest i would be so annoyed because you know who's probably working every day her who do you

think is organizing it who do you think's running the else i'm sorry too why did they have to make her look so frumpy no why can she that's like in one of my number one words that like if somebody says i'm like yeah no frumpy means i can't i can't bad bad things they i guess i guess i Yes, because, but it's funny, yeah, Santa is like, looks like a, um, like a defensive blocker. Like, sometimes they have them like. They make him look sturdy. They look like an offensive lineman. He looks like a play for the Packers.

Yeah, he looks like an ex-NFL player. Also, he looks like, yeah, he looks like Zaddy and she looks just like old. And one thing I wanted to bring up because I wanted to do what? I feel like you were done, right? Yeah. One thing I wanted to bring up because I saw a TikTok on it and I was like, wait, I need to like do recon now. Do you remember like before you had your period? So like when you were in like middle school or whatever, any public bathroom you went into.

What a time. What a time. Any public bathroom you went into, there was a big thing where you could get tampons. And by the way, they were cardboard and would just rip your insides apart, but at least they were there. It was basically like you could stick a pine cone up there And it's like basically the same thing like that It was like cool I'll grab some leaves on my way out

Like it's so crazy Just cork yourself Yeah literally no It's literally a wine cork Yeah They're like here shove this up there I thought I lost my virginity When I first put a tampon in

I was like I lost my virginity It's literally like Uber eats when you get a guy It's like they're out of iced tea But maybe this chlorox will work It's like, no, it won't. I'm like, oh, hi, kitty. She's busy. She's so busy.

Okay, but I feel like I don't ever see them in public bathrooms anymore. I cannot tell you the last time I went into a public bathroom and saw like a girl getting a tampon out or even like a thing that said tampons. Isn't that a law? I feel like this specific podcast is so mean to men. Like we are like, the girls are going to stun. men after this like I sorry what about me talking about my period is mean to men no but I said like we're we're raising awareness about important thing yeah I literally thought about this the other day because I literally got my period there's no tamas to be found do I have to fucking instacart

for like $20 tampons well if I'm in that situation the first thing I'm thinking is oh I'll just take toilet paper I never think oh there's tampons out there because I never see them so anyway i'm writing really i'm writing a letter to my congressman like hello can i tell you something so fucked up um i forget um who are you um tampons have the pink tax you know they're like they're literally taxing us on something that we need yeah and you know it's not taxed by agra viagra because it's a prescription drug considered medically necessary unlike feminine hygiene products which faces sales tax but they're medically necessary they're saying that Viagra is medically necessary but not tampons who's they

who is it I mean look I actually shouldn't speak on this because as someone who refuses to wear a tampon I don't know why I'm looking for them so much no but like but it's but some girls have a heavy flow and they don't get UTIs so yeah what's oh I made an appointment to see a urologist I feel like I should tell the gigglers a urologist oh because you're UTIs yeah because it's just like I've done all the vitamins I've tried all the TikTok hacks I've like done oh wait I get I get DMs from girls all the time about UTIs whether they're like commiserating or like hey try and a lot of the times like I will try something that they've said But sometimes I'll get like, I'll get a girl and I'll just be like, yeah, no shit.

I fucking tried that. Like the other day, a girl damned me. And she goes, hey, have you tried like wiping from front to back? I was like, yes, Bianca, I've been wiping front to back since I don't know the day I sat on the toilet. That's not why I'm getting you to. I love it. It's literally, have you tried drinking water? Have you tried turning it on?

turning it off again um um so anyway i feel like i should update the gigglers and say i'm like i'm taking action and trying to get to the bottom of it i also just do a quick shout out to my mom who i love waking up to like the craziest new york times articles that are like about the world's ending or like just i want to say thank you to all the moms out there for looking out why what did she send you today does the fertility cliff really hit at 35. No words behind it. 7.50 a.m.

I told you to freeze your eggs with me. And you refused. You refused. When did you start getting UTIs? Dude, the day I lost my virginity. I got a UTI the first time I ever had sex. No, it's truly been a lifelong journey. I've been dealing with UTIs for 15.

years i would have never lost my virginity if i knew this was what was waiting for me but i also feel like it has helped with your personality like if you were just a hot girl having sex and nothing bad was happening after you would have been a fucking monster like now you're like it humbles me for sure it humbles you do you want to know what i think also it is and this is just pure speculation so if any doctors are listening like is this a thing i also think you know like when you're you're running around a lot your immune system gets low and you're like oh i'm really like i'm i'm pushing it to the end like i'm going to get sick you mean every day yeah and typically people have a thing where it's like oh my my yeah my throat is sore or whatever mine is a uti and so like have you ever hooked up

with a guy and not gotten a uti yeah tons whoa she goes millions Dick after dig after dick. No, honestly, that's how I've picked a lot of my boyfriends. I'm like, well, let me see if I get a UTI. And if I don't, then you're good to go. Yeah. And if I do, like, I've stopped talking to people because I'm like, sorry, we're actually not pH compatible and that's important to me.

Maybe you'll come up with like a crazy invention, like a real woman in STEM, because there's passively other women like you. You know what? I do feel called to raise some awareness. actually I feel very as I get older I especially having a mom who's like in has been in menopause I do feel very strongly about women's health and like not to brag but when I did go to the white house for the women's health initiative it's actually so shocking how much there is no money for women's health and once you hit a certain age that's it they don't give a fuck

about you there's no menopause health like at all like these women are literally discarded and they're running around sweating everywhere yeah they're like crazy like they're making it up so like i do feel so strongly just like about women's health that maybe i will get involved in the uti community because it's debilitating i also think uTI sounds like it's not they make you feel bad about it like they do make it sound like they make it seem like well then don't fuck like on it sounds like it's like okay well you're giving yourself because you're having sex it's like okay well i'm alive. I remember the one time I got a UTI, I was scared to tell my mom. Like, I felt like a little dirty little slut. But there's so many different reasons. My brother's girlfriend actually goes to like,

which I didn't know this to like recently that she goes to like a specialist. So I'm going to like try and get an appointment with her specialist in the meantime. But anyway, that's where I'm at with my UTI journey. It's possible your canal is just too narrow. And it's the cross that I bear. wait is it your ears that have narrow canals no my vagina has a shorter no you're spot on my vagina has a abnormally short canal compared to the other gals out there does told me he has narrow ear canals and i got the ick he's he's in the other room how does he know that great question like a doctor said that or he said that he's like look i've been sticking my finger in a lot of years yeah for years um i did get one text from our male correspondent bobby flay who's a religious listener yes shout out sophy flea

who converted him yeah we're big bobby flay and flay family advocates bobby was upset that we said men can't wear scarves and bobby loves wearing scarves i took it upon myself to speak for us and just say, Bob, you're a chef, so it actually negates it. Chefs are allowed to wear scarves. Yes, and let me break it down for the gigglers on why. If you are in a profession that is so overly masculine and we hate any type of violence, but if you're in your job and at some point you've thrown a pot, you can wear a scarf.

If there's a sharp knife or object, that's why the mafia, they can wear scarves. They can wear scarves. There's Hannah. Shibs and both. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant analogy. Spot on. That's exactly it. That's exactly it.

That's why athletes. Olympians, Olympians can wear scarves. Athletes walk in and they have a special outfit before they play the game. They can wear scarf. Finance bros can't wear scarves. No. They do. They shouldn't.

Because it's cold in New York. But guess what's grosser than a scarf? see look when a girl is cold it's adorable it's cute i'm so tiny when a man is cold he can't support a family and that's why pee diddy lived in miami oh my god and that's a wrap on giggly's gone this week oh my god um we love you guys stay warm happy holidays and talk to you later bye Thank you.