Giggly Squad - Giggling about skiing, horse girls, and the Grammys

Episode Date: February 6, 2024

We had another celebrity encounter on a plane and Paige is coming for Hannah. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's up, gigglers? Gary, fix your Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, my Grammy gigglers? We're both in brown today. We're both in brown.

Which I feel like... Two females aesthetic. Should mean something. It means life is shit. You know what? It's also crazy. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.. Which I feel like... Two nails aesthetic. Should mean something.

It means life is shit. You know what? It's also crazy. Every time we do a live giggly squad, we never tell each other what we're wearing and somehow we coordinate. I was going to say because we like read each other. We finished each other's sandwiches,

but you're psychic. So I just seem like she knows. She'll figure it out. And then if I think also we don't always match, but then we go, oh, that was on purpose. I feel like I did manifest something really wrong the other day. I know for a fact I did. What?

Breaking my husband's leg. We're too powerful. No. Tell the gay glars. No, you guys. Honestly, he's, As if you're listening, this is for comedy. He's so selfish, and he's so dramatic. And... No, he's so dramatic because I messaged him and I was like,

oh my god, what happened? Did you just like fall wrong on your leg? And he goes, Paige, I fell 14 on your leg. Yeah. And I was like, you're an idiot. You could have broken your fucking neck. And the funniest thing about it is that he instastored the whole thing. No, the whole thing.

He was like, I'm hiking up this huge mountain, and I'm going to ski down. And my mom was like watching it being like, I mean, every mom is like, you're going to die. And then he went silent. So people were messaging me, and I'm sitting at the hospital with him, and I'm like, we have to make a public announcement. Because I walked in and he was in a neck brace.

So I walked in the egg. It was like- You literally, you're like, mm, this is interesting. Okay. But the fucked up part is, we planned this whole West Coast thing so that that he could ski because I love this man. Yeah. I love this man.

I want him to play his little games and play sports. He's trying to enjoy his sports. Yes. He calls it leisure. Yeah. That's like the European thing. So I went to LA for three days. It was a huge pod slut.

I was on all these pods. Yeah. I had fun. We went to, he met me in Reno and I hadn't seen him for like four weeks. Cause he was in Iowa. It was very romantic. I was like, who is this man I'm meeting at this time? Did you like shave your whole body?

Actually, I forgot my razor. No. So like it was the worst I've ever been. No. And I got my period the second I saw him. Like my body was just like, pfft. Oh my God. So I was like gushing, but like not the kind of period

that you fucking, like you know people were like, I don't care about period sex, let's be honest. Day one and two, you're not. I actually care a lot about it. Please tell. I care a lot about it. And it's not like where I feel gross, like oh my God, he's gonna think like it's gross

and like put a towel down stuff. It's more for my self, like as I've gotten older, I've been like, no, actually my body said that I can take a week off from everything and your penis included, so please don't come near me. No, like it's boundaries. Your body's literally like. No, like she's going through something,

let her have a fucking minute. And also like you're swollen, you're just swollen everywhere. You're just gross. Yeah, you don't feel like it, like there's like one month, what, sorry, one week in the month, I think where you're just like horny for no reason. Do it that month, that time of the month.

So anyway, see you then. It's that and like you want to eat a lot of cheese. Yes, I'm like, do you want to eat cheese together? I'm hairy, I'm bloody, and I was just like, hey, how y'all doing? And then we had a really fun show in Reno. A Giggler brought a mink coat for me a fake mink coat a fall fur coat fall fur false such a weird foe fee-fi-fo-fo-fuck's coat okay so I'm like in the green room and they just come

back with this huge coat and they were like really confused and they were like we checked it like something there's no like bomb in it or like anthrax. And I was like, oh no, yeah, they brought me a coat. And- That's so nice. And I looked at the girl's message and she was like, look, I'm a like Tahoe girl. Just leave it anywhere in like Tahoe and I'll pick it up.

Like any restaurant, any hotel. Wait. And I was like, what? Small township. Wait, she brought you a coat just to wear for the night? Just for the trip. Cause remember I was like, I just need a coat to take a photo in.

Wait, so she let you use her coat for a photo and then where did you leave it? I left it at the hotel when I left. I said, hey, some girls gonna pick it up. And they were like, okay. This is like literally my worst nightmare. No, cause I couldn't fit it in my stuff. It was a big coat.

No. And then I went ice skating in it. Oh yeah, I did see that, that was cute. And somehow managed to not tear my ACL cause I'm an athlete. Right then I went ice skating in it. Oh yeah, I did see that, that was cute. And somehow managed to not tear my ACL, because I'm an athlete. Right. Well, I'm so assured. We go to Aspen, we have two shows, so I'm tired.

And then I have two days in Aspen before going to Denver. And I was like, I have vacation. Like, I'm going to wake up, I'm going to sleep in, I'm going to go to get some up- up pray lunch, I might shop a little. Maybe go to a spa. I was like, who knows? The point is who knows? The world is your oyster.

I had one of those days where I was like, when do I want it, dude, it is. And I got texts from Dez, he actually accidentally texted me and Grace, which is so unbrand for him. Like, you know what I mean? In a good chat? Yeah, I guess we had a chat about burner phone. And he was like, hey, I can meet you for lunch at like one by the gondola. And I was

like, today's gonna be so lucky night. Then he calls me and it's it's like weird. And I'm like, hello. And then I lose him. And I'm like, oh, he must have been on the gondola. Yeah. This motherfucker texts me going to the hospital. You know, you don't even- Did you start laughing? I laughed, but then I didn't even want to process it. I just got up and I just started putting my clothes on. I couldn't even, I just- I'm sure, we are. I wasn't even, I wasn't upset. I just was like, put your head down.

But then this is fucked up. I realized I hadn't eaten yet. Okay. And I knew I was gonna be at the hospital for like four or five hours. And I'm not eating that hospital food. So I got breakfast burritos, which took like 40 minutes. And like, wait, to go or you sat down?

To go. Okay. I mean, I sat down to wait and then I was like, I had iced coffee. Yeah. And I was texting him, like, do you want food? And he's like, I, my leg fell off. And I was like, do you want pork or chorizo in the burrito? So then I show up with my huge burrito

and he's in his neck brace. And it was- Why was he in a neck brace? Just precaution? Because he, honestly, he avalanched him. Apparently it was just like a little slip, apparently. Okay. But then it's so steep that he fell for like five minutes.

No. Like to the point where he had to like get his breath. No, this is my worst name. He was home here for so long. He said he kept getting the air knocked out of him multiple times. He fell for like seven minutes. Like you know those videos when you're like slipping on ice and you just keep slipping?

Yeah. Like he did that down a hill. Were his skis still on? This is the problem. So his skis were on tight from last season apparently. I don't know the logistics. There's so much ski talk. I've like blurted out.

So one of his skis didn't come off. Okay, so you're- Is that the leg that broke? Yeah. So he broke his leg and then he just texted me his ACL is torn so he needs to get surgery. Oh my God. So is he done skiing forever?

He's done with everything. He's out, he's so upset. Is he depressed? Yeah, but like, okay, I hate to say it, but like. You have to get a new husband? No. I mean, that'll happen eventually. But like, he's just so cute when he's weak.

Yeah, oh my God, Hannah, you are Craig. You love when we're vulnerable because we never are. He's so strong. He's so alpha. He's so on a shit. Craig loves when I have the flow. Literally, sometimes I think he has munchausens. I feel like you're making me sick.

Like, he loves when I'm incapacitated at incapac... Not important. ...on the couch. He's Gypsy Rose's mom. No, he's literally Gypsy Rose's mom. But it's weird though, because I'm not a caretaker. So he takes care of himself, which is why I love him. But like he woke up and he was like,

could you grab me like something? And he was so weak in that moment. And I got it for him and he was like, thank you. And I was like, wait. I feel for sickness and an help. For sickness and an help. So is he in a full leg cast right now? What's he in right now?

He has this leg, like it's like a modern like mechanical type cast. But it's like his whole leg and like also. This is like a six month recovery. It's impossible to walk with crutches. yeah, you remember like kids would just be like In crutches, they're so fucking hard. Yeah, so he's just like always wanted crutches wobbly. It's like braces. Yeah I was like fuck. I would be so with crutches. It's so impossible to like go up the stairs Now you can't do anything so also like it's so different breaking a bone when you're a child.

Yeah. Like an adult. Yeah. That's all I was thinking about when I was a kid. Breaking a bone as an adult is embarrassing. It's not only is it embarrassing, but it's also stupid shit. It fucks your whole like you can't do anything. But the most fucked up part about this is last time we were skiing, I was in the hospital.

Right. You guys cut it out. We need, and I said like, how many human sacrifices does the ski gods have to make? And well, it's because you go around talking so much shit about skiing. I believe in karma. And so the mountain is like.

I put negative energy into the universe towards skiing and they bring it right fucking back. But then Des was supposed to go to these Denver shows with me, but he obviously, he's like, I can't. Yeah. How did he fly home? So we wake up in the morning and like, we're messy people. Yeah. And we had like a hotel room and his shit is everywhere. Yeah. And he's like, can you pack for me? No. Oh my God. I didn't even realize you have to do like real shit. I had like a mom moment come over me where I was like, he needs me. And I like, I don't know who I was.

You're like, I can lift a car right now. No, literally. You're like, have your suitcase. I'll bring this whole hotel with us. I turned into my mom for the first time ever. And I was like, I folded something. I was like, we need to take care of him. And I'm like, who's sock is this?

And I'm running around. I'm getting his Advil. I'm picking up his dirty stuff, putting it in a bag. Like I don't know who I was in that moment. And he's lying there and he's like, I love you. And it was honestly like hot. Like it was like a four-play show happening. Like there was some weird like role-playing.

But then we recorded an episode of Burner Phone if you guys want to listen. We were just depressed a bit because like we were supposed to record that day too. So we were like, we gotta record this episode. So definitely listen to that and make him feel better and watch his special. I feel so bad for him because really I've never met someone that enjoys his like sports as much as him. And he's been injured so many times like this last three years which is all the time he's known me.

And all he does in the summer is play golf. No, he was like, I don't think I could play volleyball, or golf, or ski, even ping pong. I don't think I could play tennis, I don't think I could play pickleball. And I'm like, those are all our favorite sports. What are we going to do? See if that was my husband, I'd be like, good. Well, that's the thing. I'm also like, I always joke that I like older men because they're tired.

But like he's the most hyper older man I've ever met, so I'm like, good, take a fucking nap. Yeah, take a nap. Let's sleep in. So, then we have to get him to the airport. And we're like second floor, the hotel. It's like, there's no elevator, the ski chalet. And I have to get two of his huge bags down. We go to the airport and we have to get him in a wheelchair.

So how did he do his leg though on the plane seat? No, it's a nightmare, because he's also, he's a big man. No, he's a big man. He's six, three and a half. I feel like he's even taller than that. Arguably six, four and like thick. No, because I feel like Craig is six, four and I feel like Des is like maybe an inch taller. Like I really feel like Des is like six, thick. No, because I feel like Craig is 6'4", and I feel like Desus like maybe an inch taller.

Like I really feel like Desus like 6'5". We have to f- Let's not. In my head, Desus 7'1". His energy is giving. No, his energy is of a 6'7 man. He is the soul of a 6'7 man. But they say in photos, he looks smaller.

Everyone thinks from photos that he's like 5'11". Oh my God, no, does this a... Whenever people meet him, they go, you're so tall. So he's this massive decrepit man. And it's hard to get it through the aisle with the crutch, the whole thing's a nightmare. And you know how I feel about Admin? I went in full, I can't even process this mode.

And he was in shock. But then we got a lot of attention on social media, so that like balanced it out. I love that. And then we did Denver, and I came back. And here we are. Wow, you've had a week. I went off for two weeks.

I've had two weeks. Okay, I have a story that happened to me. That it- I feel like I haven't seen you forever. I know, I feel like I haven't seen you. I feel like recently we've been talking about very niche New York City things. I have a very niche New York City occurrence

that happened to me. So I'm in my apartment and Craig is in my bedroom on the phone, so I'm like in my living room and I can hear in my hallway, I can hear like a door slam and a girl say fuck. And so in my head I was like, oh, she locked herself out. Like, if I had a fucking nickel. Like, I hate when that happens.

But I'm like going about my business, like doing stuff in my apartment. I hear like a faint knock on my door. And I know that Craig had ordered something, but I never answered. I feel like Craig is always ordering something. Always ordering something. But I never answered my door for delivery people because I get like freaked out.

I think they're gonna force themselves in and literally kill me. So I just like wait, they leave it outside my door and then like I get it. But something in me was like, oh, just answer it, you're right here by the door. So I answer it, there was like bags on the floor, like target bags, and then there's just a girl

standing there in nothing, like in a orange silk robe, long brown hair, gorgeous. And I'm just like, hi. And she was like, hi, I locked myself out. I'm so sorry, like I'm not wearing anything. I have to go downstairs. And I was like, oh my God, like come into my apartment. So she comes in and she was like, can I please have a towel to go downstairs?

And I was like, no, like let me get you clothes. Where you go, wait, I have the perfect outfit for you. I was like, wait a second, I have a sweatshirt. I've been dying to see on someone. You go, no, no, no, this doesn't go with your eyes. Also I have shoes to match. I'm like, a towel. You go, what's your, what's your mood right now?

What's the journey? Like you're going like. Wait, is she wearing like a lingerie, like see-through? Like a silk, mini, orange, cute little robe. You go, first of all, where did you get that? First of all, no, I did say I was like, first of all, you're gorgeous, you're stunning. So she's like standing in my apartment,

basically naked, like crying. I'm like, hold on, let me get you sweats. So I go in the bedroom, I see Craig obviously, he's like, what's going on? I go, don't come out. Like the last thing this girl needs is like a six, three man being like her, there's like a naked girl. Or that's exactly what she wants.

No, literally. Then I was like, am I being set up? Craig ordered a girl on Uber Eats. Queen of Rove. And she's like, Hey, I don't... Is this the right apartment? I'm like, yeah, come in. She's like, OK. Craig's like, no, no, no, I got that from Target. So I bring it. She's like, oh, he's like, OK, like I won't come out.

So I bring her sweats. He goes, if I had a nickel, how many times he told me? Stay away. So I give her the sweats. I give her a pair. I have a pair of Amazon flip flops that I keep by my door to go downstairs. You're going to your accessories store.

I'm like, here's a mini bag. Wait, I need to style this differently. I'm like, how do you feel about your hair in a slick back? I'm like, I'm fine. You take a photo, like a stylist, and you look at it in the photo, you go, no, I don't like that.

You go, move. So she leaves, she goes downstairs. How do you feel about Blazer? She comes back up, she knocks on my door again, and she's like, I just wanted to say thank you. Here's like the maintenance guys here like has my key. I was like, amazing. She lives right next door to me.

She didn't need to do that. It was nice. She never gave me my clothes back. I'm sitting there and I'm like, hold on, hold on a moment. Where's my sweatsuit, bitch? Where's my Lululemon Aloe sweatsuit that I spent stupid money on? I was like, then I was like, Craig was like,

maybe she's washing it. Like she was like, maybe she's washing it. Like she was naked. Maybe she's washing it and giving it back to you. This was four days ago. I don't have my sweatsuit. And not that I do really care. Like I actually don't give a shit about that sweatsuit. No, this is a wild story.

Also like I know where you live. No, I can, I'll knock on your door. But like to me, that is my number one. That is why I'm such a bitch when it comes to like clothes and friends borrowing it because like there are girlfriends that like have things of mine that I'm like you never fucking gave that back in a livid. And also if you know Paige, she's actually quite chill about literally everything in this world.

Except my clothes. Except clothes. Yeah. Like that's the only, like you will forget that someone like called you a cunt ass whore bitch to your face 100% on TV. Yep, and then but if someone doesn't return a ring that you lent them Yeah, you'll be like do you have any respect for anyone in this world? I'm like you narcissist you selfish bitch. Give me my fucking skirt back. See that's why I think God didn't give me a sister No, I would have and thank God we're different sizes. No, that's why I think God didn't give me a sister. No, I would have.

And thank God we're different sizes. No, I wouldn't have been able. I mean, slightly, slightly different sizes, but thank God. I couldn't have had a sister. But I also have this, it feels so bad when someone even lends you a hair tie and you lose it. Cause I'm that girl where I'm like, just don't, cause I'm gonna lose it.

I know I will. See, I never, I also don't think I've ever borrowed something of some, like clothes-wise. Like, I think maybe in High School, I had like one friend where we would share certain stuff, but like that was it. There's a TikTok being like, oh, you want me to walk in your shoes?

They're ugly, so I won't. I kept thinking about you, and I quote, walk a mile in your shoes? I'd rather not. I'd rather? I would never wear platforms. Walk a mile in your shoes. I'd rather not. I'd rather? I would never wear platforms. She's wearing fur crocs. Am I walking a mile?

My fur crocs were the star of this trip. When I tell you I love these fur crocs so much, you don't have to wear socks. And as an ADHD girl, socks, if they're off a little bit, I freak out. Putting on socks is exhausting to me. You just slip them on. I was wearing it in the snow for a crop.

Did you ever wear a school uniform? One place we had to wear collared shirts and no jeans. But I never had a uniform. But you never had a knee sock, mini skirt moment. I did wear, actually, knee socks and limited to skirts I would wear, just like my own fashion statement. Oh. But I would wear like wild socks.

I had, I thought it was funny to wear crazy patterned socks. Remember like at some point when we were younger, people were wearing like toe socks and you would put your individual toes in. I feel like you were a girly that like, you got them in your Easter basket. What? You just called me a horse girl to my fucking face.

That is so mean. That's a meanest thing you ever said. I feel like if you didn't go tennis, you had potential to be leader of the horse girls. I think I might become, you have to be so rich though. Like to be a horse girl. That's true. No, I feel like there's some rogue horse girls down here.

I've seen poor horse girls. You're thinking of like Bella Hadge. A question. A question. I'm thinking like, you found a horse on the side of a road. Pony head, pole in between your legs, like running around a gym, horse girl. I just have tons of horse photos in my room

and I'm like, this is Daisy. Yeah. You're like, one and I'm like, this is Daisy. Yeah. Yeah, you're like, one day I'm going to buy one. I also have a crazy story. OK. Not to compete with your common story, but I was on a 6 AM flight yesterday. So I'd wake up at 4 AM because the Denver Airport is

an hour away from the city, which is like no Also the Denver Airport is like in with the Illuminati. It's all I think about The second I landed I was like you don't know about this does and he was like no and I'm like Are you bored of the Illuminati? I didn't know about it either. I was like have you ever been on TikTok? No, literally I was so anyway that airport was already skeeving me out. I got my seat. Turns out I was actually in the wrong seat. You know how A is on, should be on the left when you walk in, but it's on the right?

But when I'm really tired, I go left. I do this all the time and someone has to be like, you're in my seat. I guess the girl was like not in the mood because it was like 6 a.m. Didn't say anything to me. Okay. Guys, it's not nice to see. Oh, so she just sat in your... I guess she knew.

I guess it was like the last one and she was like, ah, fuck it. She didn't know who it was, maybe. Anyway, so I didn't even know this. I'm not awake. This man sits next to me and he's wearing these really cool jeans, like patterned and kind of, I don't know, just wild.

And then he has these Chanel glasses on. And these long dreads and face masks. Are you saying they sell Lenny Kravitz? No, I would, Lenny Kravitz is so good looking. That was a good guess. Then I realized I have to pee because like life is just so hard and he miraculously gets up to pee

and I go perfect, we're doing like a team thing. So I get up with him and then we get back down and he's like, hold on one second, I have to get my pills. And I'm so, he's like getting his pills and it's taking kind of a while and I'm standing in the aisle and people are trying, it's just like chaos and I'm just like, I'm just asleep. And he looks at me and he goes,

I always mess up my pills when I have different time zones. So I was like, okay, fancy. Like someone is a world traveler, someone's a jet setter. I'm like, who the fuck is this guy? And a drug addict. So he's like seven. Like six AM, what could he possibly have been fucking taken? I think he's 71 and like had cancer twice.

Oh. And he was like, who is this man? So, you know when you look at someone, you go, I don't know who this is, but I know that he's like a superstar. Okay. Like, you know, your parents, I'm like, I know my parents would lose their mind right now. So he kind of like says something nice to me, but I'm like not in the mood to talk

and I'm like, whatever. Finally, he asked me something. No, he goes, oh yeah, I couldn't go to the Grammys this year. And I was like, me, and he was like, I went last year because like I want a lot of stuff. But this year I I'm really busy. He pulls out his phone. He just starts showing me photos. And honestly, I realize he still has a mask on.

Yeah. And he shows me, when you get out of the airport in Paris, there's a Chanel campaign. There's this gorgeous black, older man whose face is the Chanel campaign. And that's him. So his name's Niall Rogers. He wrote We Are Family.

We are family. He wrote Madonna's A Virgin. If you google Niall Rogers, he's written The Freak Cisique. That's how he's written everything. And I'm like, oh my God, I know who this is. Common would literally freak out to meet him, I feel like. So he shows me a photo of him in common. And I go, you know what?

Not something he can tell me, but like my best friend. Knows Common. So we're dating these men. So I'm like, so I'm like, I'm not, I'm not just my best friend. This man, he's so, he's 71, and I guess I was like, we're being funny bantering. He shows me his whole camera roll.

And first I was nervous. I'm like, am I gonna see like tits or something? This cute innocent man is just showing me, he goes, this is at the Yves Saint Laurent. Like I was like, Paige would love this. Chanel, he has a partnership with Chanel. They give him all his clothes and he styles himself. He styles himself like the sickest outfits.

Oh my God. And then he's showing me like all these trips he goes on. And I watched the documentary about like the greatest day of music. And he goes, I was there. And I was like, give me the tea. And he, I'm not going to like explicitly say it, but he gave me some good tea. About? Basically Madonna wasn't invited.

And he's Madonna's boy. Like, yeah. And Madonna was like really hurt that she wasn't invited because Quincy Jones basically was like, your voice isn't good enough. And this is Madonna at her height. Oh my gosh. So it makes me feel like you can be at your height

and still be hurt by people. So he was like, so I wasn't in it because I wanted to kind of like stand with my girl. Like I didn't want to be on camera. Because he's like, I just want to. Remember when Madonna was dying two months ago And then like everyone just stopped talking about it Is she dying remember or like her bud implant popped it? No Google that Madonna was

Everyone thought Madonna was literally gonna die. She got like Jon Snow What a niche reference Staff infection or something. Oh my god. Yeah, in June Madonna had developed a serious bacterial infection that kept her in the ICU for several days. Yeah, and then she just got over it and was like, I'm back. This is so fucked up because I'm the biggest Madonna fan. Did she just get lipo? I think staff infection is code for lipo. Two weeks of a staff infection, you got lipo. No, you would be dead.

Lipo's like out here and it's happening and it's popping. My favorite thing about Barbara Corker and what she said, as you get older, every 10 years you get a facelift. It's just like what you do. It's like going to like get your teeth clean. I'm definitely gonna get a facelift at some point. Yeah.

And we still- You know what my mom said to me the other day? What was she saying? And I felt so like, she was being so wholesome. She was like, you know what, you should really buy like a food processor. Like Billy comes in handy and I was like, when the fuck would a food processor come in handy for me? For making pies?

And she goes, well at some point you're gonna have kids and like maybe they're gonna want macaroni salad and you're gonna need to chop up celery. And I go, mom, I can assure you that never in my life will I be chopping up celery for fucking mac salad. But if you wanna come over and make it for my children, you can. That's the thing. I thought that we were gonna just turn into our moms.

I'm 32 and it hasn't happened. It hasn't happened. It hasn't happened. It hasn't happened. It did for literally six minutes when my husband broke his entire body and I had a panic moment that he would leave me if I didn't take care of him. But no, I've never once been like, you know what would make this macaroni salad better?

Children. Children. So the funniest thing about Niall, me and Niall, he's telling me about New York City in the 70s. We're having like. Great name to name your son. Because not only is it Irish, but like Niall. Oh, but he spells it like the Niall River, like N-I-L-E, but I do like that idea after we said we hate children.

So he literally gives me his number. Like he's like we're best friends and he's like wear your gigs, like whatever. He said Cara Delevingne goes to all his shows. Oh my gosh. He's showing me we're best friends. And he's like, where are your gigs? Like, whatever. He said, Cara Delevingne goes to all his shows. Like, he showed me, like, it's crazy. So I leave and I'm like, I'm best friends with the greatest musician of all time. And I'm kind of like feeling myself. And I was like, should I retire?

Like, what do I do? And I posted on Instagram, this girl messages me and she's like, oh my God, I was on a flight with him three months ago and he showed me all the photos. And I'm like, so that's his thing. Like, it was so sweet. And if that's not a man, and if that use the same goddamn lines, if I hear the commons out here praying with other people

on planes, I will be living. For sure. That's what he does. So like, at first I was like, he saw me and he said there's something about that girl That's special. No, I could have been he dog And he was not creepy at all He was like so sweet and so nice and he liked that I was from New York and but like that's his thing That's it's hard and I didn't sleep on a four hour, six a.m. play.

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No, literally not. I love when you do just one blurry insta story. Like where is she? You know? We got this wedding where all these beautiful, curated pics and just you like in the dark like, look, look, I didn't want to have this.

She's just, just squirming a cigarette like, look I can't, if I have, I'm gonna burn my fucking eyes out. With my cigarette butt. My mom has been with me for like a week. We're sitting on the couch watching it, and she goes,

and don't get on your podcast tomorrow and say anything bad about Taylor Swift. And I was like, mom, sorry, but I have to speak my truth. The floor is yours. I will say, I actually did really like Taylor Swift's dress. I liked the white dress. I know she does all these Easter eggs for her fans. She had to wear black and white.

I could have done without the sleeves or without the gloves. Her accessories, obviously, she copied the Hanna-Bernard. Well, I was laughing because everyone's sending me the choker. So I had to post it. Also, I obviously did not invent a watch choker at Devise NYC. But I'm gonna be honest, I haven't like, I Googled it.

See, no. It's not like around. No. It's not like a trend. So then I was like, obviously, she's giggler. She saw you. Yeah. She's like, I need that. And I'm like kind of feeling myself. And then I go to your Insta story and you're like,

can I just say, everything I've seen at the Grammys is disgusting and I was like that tracks so. And I was like fashion is wrong. No, I've actually really liked her accessories. The thing with the Grammys is like, it's not the Golden Globes, it's not the Emmys, it's not the Oscars, you can wear like crazy weird shit and have fun, it's kind of like the MTV.

Like you can be corky. I like the girl with the furry white, like the full furry white crazy thing. Yeah, I didn't love that. But like it was like the grand, it was the grand. I like ice spice in the baby fat. She looked horrible. But anyway, I suppose I think she just is so bad.

Like, wait, that's crazy because she's my like style icon. Ice spice. That's tracks, actually. Oh! So here's the thing that annoys me the most. She wears toe socks. She definitely wears toe socks. The thing that annoys me the most about Taylor Swift's team is if Taylor's saying to her

hairstylist and makeup artist, you have to do this hair and makeup or I'll literally fire you. Then I get it. But I don't see her doing that. But if she's saying to her hairstylist and makeup artist, this is the dress I'm wearing, what do you guys think? And then they're giving her the same red lip and the cat eye, I need her to fire them.

I'm gonna be honest, I think she tells them, I want a cat eye and I want a red lip, which she can evolve from. I think she tells them I want a cat eye and I want a red lip which she can evolve from I think she can She stays with something like remember the short hair look she did it for like a long time How does she keep her red lip so perfect though? I've never I've never once seen a transfer never seen a little red smudge If I was dating Travis Kelsey. Yeah, and wearing that red lip That red lipstick would be everywhere. All over him, all over his dick, all over me, on my eye.

Like it would be so disgusting. People would be like, have you guys ever spoken to each other? Every time I wear a red lip, I say to myself, and this is why I don't wear a red lip. I wore a red lip the other day and all I did was, I had an itch on my nose and it got everywhere. It looked like I had a murder scene. So I don't know how she's keeping it so tame.

I do have to say though, like obviously people listen to our podcast, which is like the coolest thing ever. The concept like Taylor Swift might listen, a delusional side of me started happening last night and I was like, she does. Maybe she's seen a clip. The fact, it's not crazy for us to say Taylor Swift

may have seen a clip on her free edition. It's actually not crazy. Everyone has TikTok. Everyone has TikTok. Everyone's girls. And then she knows I'm besties with Hailey. Right. Okay, but that wouldn't be great.

We have good stories. For the cause. For the drama. Not great for the cause whatsoever. There was a moment where I was like, she listens to Giggly every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, wherever we decided to put it out. She thinks we're really funny.

She gets a newsletter. She gets the newsletter. She goes to the newsletter, sees what is Paige going to recommend from Amazon, clicks it, buys it. She's like, what is Hannah doing that's like quirky today? She's like wearing a watch around her neck. I do have to say her energy at award shows. I do like that she stood for Olivia Rodrigo. That could have been like the worst energy.

Yeah. It takes Taylor Swift standing up and then everyone else is like having fun. But I really think like, it's kind of just her. Here's the other thing though. I'm a realist. Okay, I see situations and I feel as though, I'm like, how would I react in that?

How about the Grammys? I'm sitting behind Taylor. She's standing up every time someone's performing. In my head, I'm like, sit the fuck down. I can't see. Okay, so I'm gonna put a TikTok out and it was a video of everyone going into the Grammys and how it looked like general admission.

Because no one had a ticket, they were telling shooting people, and it's like all these A-list celebrities waiting in the line. Without their teams or anything, and they're just waiting a lot, and they're so uncomfortable, like their dresses are so fucking tight. And I was like, wow, this is so humanizing.

Yeah. Like, Sophia Richie's there trying to show her ticket. It's fully pregnant. Just like she's pregnant. Can she sit down? Yeah, no, she needs to sit. The thing also, everyone's now, I went to sleep before the end of it. I wake up and there's all this drama about Celine Dion.

Did you watch the clip? Yeah. So she won it and then she kind of she took it from Celine Dion. And as she took it from Celine Dion, she was looking back. Yeah. At the girl who might have said something. Yeah, and like Lana Del Rey. Yeah.

People were giving her shit for bringing Lana Del Rey up on the stage. No. Who cares? Who cares? People were giving her shit for, I will say, she didn't even look at Celine Dion. Well, this is my thing.

Those moments are so crazy. So over, could have been so fucking overwhelming. I just have to tell you, as someone who may or may not have had moments that people will replay and watch, there's so much deeper context to certain moments. And if I won an award, everything would go black. And people are like, oh, she's won it 100 times. It's still crazy when you're on national television,

you have to go up and everyone's watching you. I could easily just be like, okay, trophy, what am I saying? Why is that person talking to me? How much time do I have for this speech? Like, we cannot judge her by that moment. No, I certainly don't. And afterwards she took a whole picture,

like everyone calm down. And for everyone who's like, oh, stop talking about Taylor Swift. It's the haters that are talking about her all the time. Right, myself. Those are the, that are talking about her all the time. Those are the, that story should not have been a story. Right. Right, because-

You're fighting the good thing. No, Will Smith literally assaulted someone and we got over it in like six months and we were like, what are they up to? Can we talk about Jay-Z? Let's. First of all, I was getting really annoyed when he was giving a speech because at first I was like, is he not going to thank his wife? You texted me that. you're like, why?

And I was like waiting for it, waiting for it, and then he went rogue. So then he went like too hard for his wife. And then he was like, okay. This is my thing, that was the most Brooklyn shit I've ever seen. As someone from Brooklyn, I was like, he just fucking, first he went in and he was just like, what's up?

Then he was like, shout out to my boys. Then he looked and he goes, you fucking stupid motherfuckers. He's basically like, thank you for this award. It means shit to me. And here's what I think about you. Let me tell you about yourself for a second. I mean, where he's not, oh my God, Nile Rogers just texted me.

I did text him this morning. Hannah's having an affair with a 70 year old man. Oh my God. Okay, so I go, hope you had it. I don't know if the other man. Oh my God. Okay, so I say, I go, hope you had a nice day off yesterday. I don't know if the other girl got his number though. Okay. I said, hope you had a nice day off yesterday. This is Hannah Burnard, the comic from the flight.

Realized he never asked my name. So my mom was like, A classic New York City date. So it was just a day on Raya. He like, we were best friends, but like. I realize he never asked a single question about myself. I can't think that's my husband. I go, it's so much fun.

And I send him the photo where I post it on Instagram because he didn't see it. And you guys, by the way, I would never do this with someone not famous. Someone not famous. I'm not famous. Like Emrada, Hailey Bieber, I barely, I would never. But there's something about him,

he's this nice, sweet, older man. Yeah, he's an old man, yeah. And you, let's not bring up your grandpa. I'm not, that's not, I know. Why would you do that? Wait, he just wrote, this is the huge thing. Dear Hannah. I'm already crying.

I hope I didn't bombard you with chatter. Oh my God. Because he knows at the end I was really tired. I said I had to take a little nap. I'm extremely talkative on flights when I meet cool people. bombard you with chatter. Oh my God. Because he knows at the end I was really tired. I said I had to take a little nap. I'm extremely talkative on flights when I meet cool people. Me and that girl. Yeah.

Again, I apologize, but I had a blast. The fact that Nile Rogers is apologizing to me. Wait, that's so nice. No, you don't understand. This is the sweetest angel man. What did you say to him? You probably were like, okay, I'm gonna nap now. Well, so he went up to P and I go, this is my moment.

I was like falling asleep while he was talking to me, but it was so interesting. And Dez was so cute, cause I was texting Dez, cause I was like, Dez, who is this man? And Dez was like taking everything he tells you, like this is history, like the stories from New York and stuff. And then he goes, take care of my fellow New Yorker

and all the best to you. He goes, I can't wait to laugh at one of your shows regards. Oh, that's so nice. Common didn't ask for my fucking number. You know what he did? Actually, he gave me a QR code, not Rogers. He just had a QR code on his home screen and he goes, take it and then I got all of his information.

Wait, that's genius. It's genius, but like I wouldn't want my grandpa out here just giving out his social security Grandpa um Jay-z This is the one thing that I think is very very valid award shows are stupid Yes, and he even said he's like I get it. It's subjective and his the Beyonce thing of her never winning album the year I'm not like a musist music buff So people I don't know about like what makes an album best for singles.

What, regardless, if you look at all the artists, there are so many artists that have been snubbed. Like people like Celine Dion, Never 1 1, and there's so many, so overall it's just like, these awards are stupid. I wanna know when it goes, some of you guys aren't even, shouldn't even be in the category.

What category is he talking about? Who's he talking about? I was on Twitter for 30 minutes. Who was he talking about? I don't know. Cause people are trying to say Taylor. I don't think he was talking about Taylor. People are trying to say Harry Styles from last year.

I don't think it was. No, I feel like it was in general. I feel like it wasn't. But what category? I feel like it wasn't even pointed at this specific Grammy's award. I think he was saying it in general pointed at this specific Grammys award. I think he was saying it in general, like with the Grammys. Like there are people that shouldn't win.

There are people that shouldn't even be in these categories. Like I think he was just saying in general it's a clusterfuck. If I was the Grammys, I don't know the politics behind it. I'd just be like, you know what Jay, you run the Grammys. Like you clearly. I feel like the Grammys took a real leap because they know that he hates them So I don't know if this was their way said Will Smith

First of all first he brought up will Smith and I was like what's about to happen Then he goes he boycotted it but watch it at home. Yeah, and he said he boycotted once I watch it at home Yeah, cuz it's fucking entertaining that doesn't's entertainment. And actual getting the awards right is wrong. And the truth is like, anyone gets nominated. People who even aren't nominated. You go girl. I'm also gonna say something really controversial. I love Dua Lipa so much.

She can't dance. She can't move. She can't move well. This is the thing. Sometimes I'm like, I think about being an artist. I don't even do that number. When it comes to being an artist, I feel like lean into what you're good at,

and I think she really wants to be a dancer. I think she does too. She did a full dance number. But did she? The thing is, she is like model-esque. She's lanky. She's lanky. Her body's gorgeous. Stun it.

You don't have to move it. Just stand there. Yeah, you can just stay on there. And like, if you're't have to move it. Just stand there. Yeah, you can just stand there. And like, if you're a dancer, be a dancer. But if you're not, you don't need to also be one. Like I- Like Tate McCray, you're a dancer. A dancer.

Olivia Rodrigo, she just stood there. I loved every minute of it. She didn't try and be a dancer. I loved the blood. Loved the blood. That was so good. And I'm like in my vampire diaries era. Oh.

You didn't see that one coming, did you? You go so niche sometimes with your binges. So niche. This is the thing, Grammy performances are hard. Yeah, I would assume so too because it's not like you're performing. Fantasia was great. Fantasia was great. Who'd your mom like?

It's really more like who doesn't she like? You know? She's like be nice to top Taylor Swift. Never been a fan of her. And like oh she's like I don't know about Billie Eilish. And I was like no I love Billie Eilish. And then by the end of the Grammar she was like no she seems really nice. Yeah her singing was like so that song apparently is like impossible to sing.

I know I watched like a whole tick talk about it. And then I just like that she does it with her brother. Like I think that's nice. Does and I were like deciding if we should have kids or not. And with the parents, they were like, your two kids are winning grandmys and performing on stage. And I look at Des, I goes, those could be our kids. If we had kids.

Yeah, I feel like you'd have really athletic kids instead. He started laughing and he was like, no, they're gonna be like annoying. No, I feel like if my child doesn't become something really great, I'll be pissed. So I know, I don't, I realize I don't suffer from jet lag. Because you're well traveled? Because I'm always tired.

Yeah. So I don't know if it's jet lag or tired, but I'm used to it. I'm like, I woke up exhausted. Exhausted. And that's called the morning. Yeah. And then it was 4 PM and I was exhausted. I go, again, that's called the afternoon for me.

Yeah. It's called depression. No, I think we have. Yeah. And then it was 4 p.m. and I was exhausted. I go, again, that's called the afternoon for me. Yeah. It's called depression. No, I think we have depression. Yeah, but I also think we have something like a bug. No, like a nutrient deficiency. I know. But what is that nutrient? We're not trying to find it. You know, people are like, Well, have you cut gluten? No. I'm like strategically cutting out parts of my diet for a theory. If you're saying to me the few words, have you, just know it's not. Have you, nope, haven't. Have not. I'm gonna stop you right there.

Yeah, stop you right there. I'm gonna stop you right there. No. I'm also, wait you guys, I have so many notes. I'm going around on people's photos and you know when you just have like a new thing you like to say, I'm writing on everyone's photo, I gasped. I like that.

Because Hailey Bieber said it like two years ago with Emma Chamberlain. She saw her outfit and she goes, no, I gasped. I like when people say, this green, I scrumped. We have never heard that before. This green, I scrumped. Can you spell scrumped? S-C-R-U-M-P-T. Scrumpt.

Or is it E-D? Scrumpt. Shut up Hannah. No, I think it's a T. Wait, that's so cute too. But I said it on like three girls' photos and I'm like, what if people are onto me and they're like, you said that on the last one.

No, that's, you can say the same. I say the same thing all the time. Not on mine, we get really creative. Well that's your different. No, now I get, when I see you do a new post, now I get anxiety. And I'm like, what am I going to comment? Well, sometimes it comes right to me.

And then sometimes I'm about to write something and I see someone below wrote something kind of funny and I go, and then I'll take like five minutes and I work it out. But I, it's a fun creative, I feel like it's an exercise for our brains. And the gigglers know, the gigglers will be like, kind of this is it the gigglers know the gigglers will be like, kind of, this is it.

And then some of the gigglers will be like, LOL. Maybe next time you'll do better. I actually have some mental health stuff to talk about. Which I guess Tita knew I went through it this last week. So I started to get a lot of the psychology ones. First one is called Men Are Jealous Of You. I mean, I've only been saying it since the womb. So basically, this guy went on this tangent

that really made sense to me. Like, you know when people are like, oh, like you're too much of a woman for him, or like he can't handle you? That never made sense to me. I'm like, oh, so like he's scared because I'm good? Like, or he's scared that I'm successful? Like men aren't scared that you're successful.

You don't make them feel good about themselves. So it's not a jealousy, he wishes bad for you, it's just that he can't handle who you are. But we never phrase it in that way, we're always like, oh, you're too much for him, and that makes you feel like you did something wrong. These men are out here jealous of you. I've dated dudes, and it's not like he's wishing bad

on my career stuff, but like he chooses someone else because he literally is jealous of me. And he'll choose a girl he's not jealous of. And I don't mean like she's less than me, but like whatever his own demons are, he can handle her better. And like that's something we really have to keep an eye out for

in these streets. As an evil, evil girlfriend. I have said multiple times to men. Honestly, to some that didn't even deserve it, that was just in a bad mood that day. You were so much just gaslit. Yeah, some of them, some of them just wanted to see if I could make them cry.

I have said like, I get it. I am like too good for you. You need to be with someone who thinks everything you do is amazing. And I'm going to be honest. I don't think that. Like, I don't think everything you do should be praise. Like, you need to be with a girl that comes home every day and whatever you tell her, she's like,

oh my God, that's amazing. That's not me, okay? I'm loving so hard because I'm thinking like, what had to happen for you to get to that point? And then I realized nothing. You woke up in the morning and you go, can I tell you something? Nothing, literally nothing.

You're putting, babe. I was on the phone with Craig the other day. He said one thing that pissed me off. I quickly went zero to 100 to the point where my mom goes, page. Your mom's in the room. I don't know if he even meant it like that. And I go, Bo, maybe not, but he'll know for next time.

Okay? You have to bully them. It's the only way. But this is the thing, I do think so much of your life, you're taught like make him comfortable, make him find a guy who, like that's a jealousy issue with him and it's not like he wants what you have, sometimes it's more just like,

he doesn't like that you're comfortable with yourself and he's not. And a lot of it is you force them to level up, like because you show them what you're used to or you show them how you live. And if they're not matching it, you're kind of like, okay dude, get your shit together. And then that never works long term.

And sometimes they don't want to. And if they don't want to, that's fine. And then if they do, I still feel like it doesn't work out long term because they still feel like they had to get better for you, which means that they weren't as good for you. And then they move on. They're always trying to impress you.

And then they move on and you're like, oh, I made him this great guy and then he left me. No, cause he never felt good enough for you, which means that they weren't as good for you, and then they move on. They're always trying to impress you. And then they move on, and you're like, oh, I made him this great guy, and then he left me. No, because he never felt good enough for you in the first place. Tell me all my exes. I actually, I did this one guy who I thought in my head, because I was younger, and he had done a lot of cool shit. I was like, he's so much cooler than me.

I can't believe he likes me. I didn't realize in my young brain that he hated himself and the whole relationship he made me feel bad when I was like he's just so cool obviously I feel bad about myself he's so cool and then when I ended it at the end because I just felt horrible about myself he was like I'm sorry like I'm so insecure about myself and I'm like what I thought I just wasn't cool enough for you when I I say cool, I mean, like you just feel like... You weren't good enough. Exactly.

When in his head, he felt like he wasn't good enough for me. And at the end of the day, it's just people, like being insecure about their own stupid shit. So it's less like, are you good enough for each other? It's, are you guys good enough for yourself? Yeah. Because if you stay with people that you're like, becoming less than four,

or you feel like you're constantly like trying to better. Like that's not your fucking job. It's not your job. I genuinely feel like all of my ex-boyfriends should send me a thank you note or some type of card because every girl they've dated after me, they've stayed with, they've married, like they've been with long term.

Because they're so traumatized by your relationship that the next person they're just like, hold me. Hold me close. Or I made them the best version of themselves. I don't think that. Not that you, I just, I think that they've been like. No, I think I traumatized them a lot. You traumatized them a lot.

I think that they're like therapy. In a good way, they were like, I don't want to be in that war anymore. Like I'm back from the war. I just want to find a wife and settle down. Don't make me go to Vietnam again. I also don't realize how genuinely bitchy my face is. So like you could be telling me something

and I could genuinely be like really happy for you and interested but my face isn't showing that and then I feel like sometimes I'll catch crag being like so what do you think? And I'm like no, no, that's great. And he was like, okay, well, you didn't say anything. Like you didn't make a facial expression at all. Because Des is just like taking in the information.

I'm like, was that not hilarious? And he'll be like, no, yeah, it's hilarious. He's just a Scorpio. And I'm like, oh, we have our own shit happen. No, you're perfect. Like you're literally perfect. Also, when you're dating, this was a crazy thing I read on the New York Times TikTok.

Hahaha. Does the New York Times even have a TikTok? Okay, Chris, this is so good for you too. Like just keep an eye, because Chris is young, Chris is learning. When you're picking a guy, pick him based on what he would do on the Titanic. Very interesting.

Would he be the guy that would fucking sideswipe an old lady and jump on the boat to get out? Or would he be the guy making sure that the women and kids are okay? Like what role would he play? Because we all know that dude who's such a fucking asshole and you don't know why, and then you think, what would he have done that Titanic? He would have drowned me in the ice cold water

for him to go because he needs to see his mom who sucks his own dick all the time. So that is literally, I'm not hate to be like, but like, that is for example, he's like, oh Irish people are firemen, but I know in a crisis, like, he's helping people. No, I think about it a lot. Like, every time I get on a plane, I'm like, okay.

Genuinely, if someone is trying to start some fuck shit on this plane, I know Craig is gonna stand up and be like, And fly the plane. And be like, not today. This is my mind. I was like, he's been waiting every moment to pretend to be in the CIA and like, it's now or never.

You know, I really think that's true. Like, when you know when you're like, I just don't like that girl's boyfriend. Yeah. I think it goes all the way to that like innate thing. Like, and I'll say this about Craig all the time. Like, Craig is a good fucking dude. Yeah. It's because I know like, if we were ever in trouble, like Craig or Des would are there things that are not perfect with them

So many you know like they're chucking themselves on mountains for fun. Yeah, Chris would paddle his own arms Yes, Chris would put us on his back. He would make sure that he put the What is it the oxygen on first but then immediately? Oh, you're talking about the plane. I was talking about the Titanic, but yes. Oh, right. I think I already switched over. Chris, would you? Point her boat. I got you guys. Okay, thank you.

Okay, that was hot. People are like loving Chris, by the way. As they should. As they should. This is a Kristin podcast. A one more mental health thing before I talk about Dime Lovato. So.

Which I think goes hand in hand. It does. Okay, actually it actually a therapist, I'm gonna take doctor, tell me this, when something happens to you, stop trying to think about the why and just think about the what. Now I'm an over thinker, so when anything happens, I'm like, why did this happen?

Heart event happened, what was the meaning? That just gets you more in that negative space, but if something happens to you and you just think, what happened and not, why am I feeling this way? Just go, what am I feeling? It's a game changer. Like, you know when you get upset and immediately you spiral

of like, why do I react like this? Why is this happening? Why did that trigger me? And actually, you know, your whole day's ruined. Instead, just be like, what am I feeling? Okay, I'm human. That makes sense. Something upsetting happened and now like I'm upset.

Can we just move on? It's funny because something I talk about in therapy a lot is not being able to know how I feel like in a moment. And my therapist will be like, okay, and how do you feel when that happened? I'll be like, I actually have no idea. Like I feel like I shut it off so much. Like I don't want to think why I don't want to think what I rather just do I'm gonna leave I think it's in between yeah I think too much and I think you can numb stuff yeah but we instead we both just have to be like

what happened what did I feel and that's okay so my therapist has made me start journaling because she's like you can't even process your emotions because you won't even let your brain. Does she know that you can't write? I told her. You go. And she was like, it's okay, you can do bullet points. Because I'm like, am I writing full out sentences?

She's like, you can make it whatever you want. This is your journal. Can I voice note? You're saying voice notes, you're nervous, you go. Wait, I need to start voice noting, Maria. The voice notes on TikTok, the make fun of voice notes, is so us. No. Because you know, like, you'll be on such a good voice note, and then you'll get a little

cough. Anyway, I'm not starting this over. Yeah, yeah. But sometimes I'll be so sleepy, too, and I'll be like, wow, that was like really like, I don't even know if I spoke English. Should I redo it? And I'm like, nah, she'll get it. You're doing a voice note.

It's so funny. It's so embarrassing. I do it all the time. It's the biggest cringe. Because sometimes I'm like, no, no, no, stop. And then I'll say that out loud and then I'll do it. And then you start again. You know, that reminds me of Alexis Myers.

Yeah. She's like, oh, me of Alexis Myers I live by that I want that on my tombstone Yeah, I have to re-report that when you're mad about something but you're not gonna believe what happened and then you like fuck it up You're just like I wasn't wearing I was wearing four inch menolos, not six inch lube-a-tons. I don't even remember what she said, but it was great. So Demi Mavado, who I haven't heard from in a while.

Yeah, what's she been doing? Is at a heart attack convention. Okay. I don't know if that's what it was. Okay. It was like a charity. Yeah, okay. And she performed the song Heart Attack. Okay. And she performed the song, Heart Attack.

Okay. And like sometimes my algorithm's weird. It was like all my comedy friends and they were just reposting like that it was hilarious. They go, I didn't know Demi Lovato was like comedian. What was it, Chris? It was the American Heart Association event. I don't know. Wait, that's wild.

But did they ask her to do that? They had to. the American Heart Association event. I don't know. Wait, that's wild. But did they ask her to do that? They had to. They had to. You don't just go rogue and sing that song. She's not like, hey guys, I want to surprise you. That was fully approved by people. I think people are trying to make it into a thing.

I think I'd rather a song that's kind of on brand than like, I think it's weird when you're a charity than someone's like, my neck, my back, my pussy, I'm like, right, like how did we get here? I didn't know, I feel like I've never been to a charity that they've had like an A-list performer. I feel like we just haven't been invited to those kind of charities. I think the gallows always have like a talent like stinging something, to make people want to come to the charity. I've never been a huge Demi Lovato, like fake. Yeah, listen, so I don't know much about her.

I think I did watch like a documentary like years ago on her. I definitely watched a documentary. I want to see the lyrics to Heartbreak, because... To Heart Attack. Heart Attack. I know that Heart Attack is belted at some point during that song. Putting my defenses, oh yeah, putting my defenses up. Cause I don't want to fall in love.

If I ever did that, I think I'd have a heart attack. Okay, I get it. Think I'd have a heart attack, yeah. Okay. I think it's funny. I think it's funny. Was anyone on TikTok mad about it? Like was anyone being like, this is so inappropriate?

I don't think it was cancelable, but it went around. Yeah. Okay. Can I say one more thing? Yeah, cause then I'm going to say one more thing? Yeah, cause then I'm gonna say one more thing. Okay, then I'm gonna say one more thing. Okay. Have you heard about AI influencers?

Yes. Going for our jobs is all I thought. Basically, they're making these like really good looking people. Like, That are just getting followers cause they're good looking and stylish. And then brands are paying them to put the clothes on them and to put, and then I was like, wait,

it's over for influencers. No, it's over. But like granted, having a personality, I mean, they probably could have a decent person. I mean, some of these AI people have way better personalities than influencers. No, they could literally make their personality whatever they want.

Like a bull, silly, like the tone of her voice. I mean, I don't think in our lifetime. But definitely in like our children's and their children's lifetime, like every, I feel like everyone will have an avatar and that's what you put out into the world. What? Where did you think this of? You saw me on my conspiracy theories. Yeah, you got-

Like, did you see the kid on the subway with the Apple thing and he was on his computer and doing shit and I just feel like at some point we're all just gonna be home on our couches with that shit on and that's how we go and do things in the world. Isn't that scary? It's so scary. Should we have children?

If that ever really happened, we would have to move to a farm. And have- I was literally about to say- That's where our cult starts, start a commune. We're hunters, the men are gatherers. We literally just have kids and we chill there because I won't be able to do that yet.

We make honey. My mom's been dying to get Italian bees. What are you watching? She called me one day. She was like, zuzzle zuzzle. All right, did you know that you can get Italian bees imported? The honey's supposed to be amazing. So much better than everyone else's honey.

I was like, we're keeping these bees. Like, she's wild. She's like, why does this honey taste like chicken marmichaud? What are you gonna say? Everyone in our mom now has a bob. And so I feel like I have to, I can't have a bob anymore, but I love my bob. Like I think I'm a short hair girly.

Yeah. But my hair- Your hair's like long right now. No, it's long right now. And my hairstylist keeps sending me one particular picture. Of inspiration. Of inspiration. And he's like, if you don't do this, like you have have to and I think I'm gonna do it wait I'm nervous I'm

gonna show you guys and I'm gonna say yes regardless and I'm gonna put it in the newsletter oh wait also people have been messaging me they still think the newsletter is a bit guys we actually they can't believe that we actually we have to collect our thoughts it took us forever but we've put together the most badass newsletter and we have such a system. We have a system. Okay, ready? Yeah.

It is a crazy face-tune photo, though. That's a crazy face-tune photo. That's a crazy face-tune photo. That's not her actual face, but I'm just looking at the hair. I like it. I just know you're going to be over it in like two months. I think I'm going to do it during Fashion Week. And then I'll cry about it later.

No, you're right. For Fashion Week, you really should. You should have it. I want you to shave it off., you're right. For fashion week, you really should. You should have a, I want you to shave your hair. The only thing I think is my hair does grow really quickly. So I'm like. You'll be fine. Well, you had curtain bangs.

How was that experience? I hated it. So instead you're going full, wait, we're not telling what you showed me. No, I'm going to put it in the newsletter, but then I might do it on Friday because I feel like my hair should be a little longer to do it, but I'm getting too anxious.

So I think I'm gonna do it. Or you go super short, like Audrey Hepburn. No, stop trying to make me feel bad. No, you're not gonna, you don't have to shave it. Wait, imagine we fought the whole time because we don't have to shave it. Like Dixie DeMilleo's hair. Even a little longer than that.

But not like Taylor Hillshag, like an in-between. No, I can't. Maybe when I'm a mom. You would be so chic. After I get married, I'll do it. When you get pregnant, do it. Oh, you want me to be 500 pounds with short hair? Stop trying to sabotage me.

That's what my mom did in the 90s. It was cool. She said she was really hot. She's really hot in the summer. I was like, shave me, mother of fathers. No, that's something we don't talk about planning our pregnancies because I will not be pregnant in the summer.

20, 28. Like I'm not, I refuse. I won't do it. I think that's how it works. No, I'm not doing it because I can't be hot and sweaty. I won't. Let's call it my entire life. One documentary I want you guys to watch

is the little NAS documentary that came out. He's like- Oh, where was he? Why was he there last night? He's been like working on his own shit. But he's, it was an amazing documentary because they talk about him being America's sweetheart with Old Town Road coming out and then for him to literally have to come out as gay and then people thinking that he was the devil who was like tricking kids to like want to turn gay and he had to like deal with that emotionally. Was that a real thing people thought? Yeah that was what they were saying.

You also can't trick someone into being gay. There's so many things that are wrong about it but like he felt guilt because people were like you made our children like you and then now you're trying to like also like being gay does not equate to like sexualizing children. No. And then his family is like very like you know old school like and they're all very accepting of him after he came out. But it's an interesting like vulnerable beautiful thing. I have to go text Nile Rogers back. But I love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling. We have Fashion Week upon us. Keep an eye out for Paige's content, and yeah, I love you. Goodbye.

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