Giggly Squad - Giggling about sleuthing, ugly sweaters, and age gaps

Episode Date: November 11, 2025

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What's up gigglers? Gary, fix your Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up? My green gigglers. Okay, low effort today, but we'll try again next week.

You know, it's crazy that you've actually been doing that for like, what, 450 episodes? No, I know. could tell but I don't prepare it. I see if it comes. Well, I was going to say sour grape and then I think I've said that before. And then I was going to say, I don't know, I don't want to get you guys into my thought process. Yeah, because it's extreme. My whole process. How are you? I'm good. How are you? It's a rainy, disgusting day. I know. I love it. Honestly, it's like romantic. It's just, I love New York City when it rains. Because no one goes outside. Everyone's home.

Can I say something controversial? Yeah. I've talked about leaves. You're going. You have a personal gripe against foliage? Yeah. I just think like they're all like, everything's good, and then it gets colds, and they're like, I'm just going to kill myself.

Like, it just seems kind of dramatic. Like, there's other ways to go about life than just chucking yourself off the tree. I really feel like we have like the same experience every day just in different fonts, because I was driving down the west side highway this morning before it started raining and I was just like fall in New York City is so gorgeous so gorgeous so beautiful and then one day it's just like you know what haunted dirt for all on the sidewalk the leaves there's coping mechanisms you don't have to go from just green to dead like let's like discuss some EMDR like maybe there's something you can do you know what I've noticed that when we

we start the pod we do like the first five minutes of like just hey just like how's the weather like this is like work in an office and we've just like met each other at our desk and then like in five minutes we're like tell me about the family and then she had an abortion and he didn't know we're like we in the beginning we stay light okay because we don't know if this people's first time listening we don't want to freak them off immediately i mean we did make a pretty serious joke there but We had a fun weekend. We had such a fun weekend. Hannah performed at Carnegie Hall, which was what had to that feel.

It was regal. It was elegant. I was joking that my nan was like, I saw Frank Sinatra here. Why are you here? One of my favorite things about Hannah, about you performing is how everyone in your, like, immediate family also prepares for your performance. like your mom is captain of the ship calm cool collected literally throw anything at her she's like i've actually already figured that out 10 minutes ago you were late on it yeah your dad happy to be involved tries to make a little side comment what time you think we're getting out of here are there

snacks what have you been up to easy chill guy nana and pop nana all about nana and we love to zia off the shoulder she's like is the photographer taking pictures she's like and no one said anything about my red dress. I think that's rude. Papa, just, like, in a pure delight. Des is my favorite person to observe in the situation. Because he doesn't go until it's, like, a big moment. It's actually, like, the largest man in the room having the largest emotions.

First off, I walk into the green room, and it was as if it was silent. It was as if you were already performing in the hair and makeup chair. They were like, we've never seen this. before. It's like 15 people just watching Hannah get hair and makeup. They've never seen me look good before. They were like, what is going? My dad actually didn't understand what fake hair was. I look at Des. Des isn't a full gray neoprene matching sweatsuit. He looks like a retired henchman. Like he literally, if someone said, you have a gun on you, I'd be like, yeah, obviously he does. He's protecting the whole room. When someone says,

I got a guy, he's the guy. He was the guy. That night, he was the guy. So he got this full, Lulu Lemon said, and I said he looked like Travis Kelsey walking into a game. Then somebody said, I forget who it was. It was either like Ali or Caroline was like, why do you look like a Russian gymnastics coach right now? There were just so many different things that he looked like in that moment. So he's like so anxious before you go out, okay? He's literally pacing.

He's up, he's moving around, he's switched his seat like 10 times. Yep. Finally, you leave, you go out on stage, you're. there. We're in the green room. We're watching you on TV. I'm like, surely he's like calm down because other people are like talking in the green room. So like we're listening to you, but like every other joke, someone's like saying something in a conversation gets brought up. So in my head, I'm like, he's calm down. Like let me just check. Let me check on and make sure he's calm down. We're sitting next to each other, mind you. I turn my head and I start

saying, are you more, I was going to say, are you more relaxed? When I look at it, he's praying. He has his head back, his eyes closed, and I could tell he's really focused on the pattern of his breathwork. You've been out there for 20 minutes already. You're literally crushing it. No one threw a tomato yet. I go, are you? I go, okay, never mind.

You're not more relaxed. He goes, sorry. I was just, I was just zoning in. I was meditating. I was like, it was actually the most romantic thing. actually ever witnessed thank you so this man the most romantic thing you ever said to me because at one point like he gets nervous before my shows and i i started to take offense to it i was like babe i got this is the one time oh like as if you like couldn't you were taking it as i like he doesn't think

i can do it yeah i'm like this is the one time in my life i feel like myself and i feel confident anywhere else get nervous me at the dmv get fucking nervous this i could handle and he's like no it's just i can't watch people i care about perform and i was like you sweet sweet anxious man um so that's his thing he literally i was in the bathroom and he starts knocking on the door i'm like what's what's going no he came in like three times he was like did hannah come in here did you see him i was like i was just in the bathroom who cares i go the bathroom like eight times i know you're like no i'm like they just brought ginger ale who cares i opened the bathroom i'm like what's going on is nana okay and he's like there's an elevator you got to get on the elevator

there were two entrances to the bathroom i think you went out one as he was going in And he turned, he was like, didn't Hannah just go in here? I was like, look, I keep them in on his toes. Yeah. He never knows what's going to happen. I think the adrenaline is healthy in our relationship. You don't want guys to ever feel too calm around you. Wait, then there was a moment where you had ordered pasta, like prior to the show.

And you hadn't eaten it. My emotional support pasta. Yes, and it was still in the container. I don't know why me and your family collectively just started guessing what kind of pasta you ordered until your mom opened it to see, Like, if we were all right. That's the most Italian shit, by the way. Your mom's like, she definitely got vodka sauce. And I was like, I'm going, I'm going meat sauce.

Wait, I didn't end up eating that pasta. I know. It was literally my emotional support pasta, like emergency pasta. Nana almost ate it, and then she goes, no. Johnny, no, my cutting dairy has been a lot more difficult than I thought. Wait. I haven't fully committed to it, but every day I, I, try like in every day just like threw that on us well you had mentioned i have to cut stuff and then

people are my dms so every it's really conscious like at every meal you're like maybe maybe not the extra shredded cheese yeah so yesterday i was like okay i guess i won't get the the like american cheese omelet but then i was like it's goat cheese dairy and they were like yeah and i was like okay you're like i guess i won't get the quadro cheese pizza so i was supporting goats um and so then i got eggs with no cheese which was like painful yeah meat potatoes and pancakes turns out pancakes have dairy and the butter i put on the paper so we're walking somewhere i ship myself not like you not like full not like full on i know we have to explain on the pod there's definitely there's a range that was just a regular like i stopped it by the way idly great place great bathrooms for bathrooms

awesome um and then centrally located this today for lunch i was like Like, I got, like, chicken with a side of sweet potatoes, so healthy, so boring. Mm-hmm. And then I got, like, a kale salad, ate it. It was a kale Caesar. Like, dairy keeps finding me. It finds you. It finds me.

And at this point, it sounds like it's not my business. Well, I'm not like, I agree. I'm not getting crazy with it. If I turn into someone that's like, I'm sorry, I can't have the Caesar dressing, just shoot me. Like, truly. I know, but I guess the whole point of, like, cutting dairy is like an experiment. No. So that I can.

This is just something we talk about, complain about. I ordered pasta, and they were like, do you want a side of ricotta? Mm-hmm. And I was like, yes. You can't eat it without it. You got it. So, like, there's just rules. Like, you can't break the rules of life.

If there's ricotta, you gotta. It's very simple. It's, we're not arguing our ancestors. If they're offering it, we're taking it. So do you want my great grandma to roll over in her grave? Be haunted by her ghosts? Okay, so did you eat before your Carnegie Hall show? Because you looked actually so extremely fit.

Thank you. I'm going to be honest with you guys. You love to agree. It's not, but I would appreciate some rumors. I, after reality TV, was super depressed for three years and couldn't work out. And that'll do it. That'll do it. So I, the way my body works is just that, like, I've always been an active kid.

Mm-hmm. go make me chase a ball like I'm just an active person so like when I wasn't working out at all my body like really was upset and now I'm like back on my Pilates it wasn't your body's norm yeah where my body was like we'll show you just follow us so my body was like mad at me but I was like I can't get myself to like have hope in the gym yeah so now you've been like well you're doing better I'm doing better I'm doing Pilates so it's more like finding out what works for your body and how do you feel in Caprize and a heel on a stage okay thank you for your inspiration your belief in me your seal of approval before i went out on stage

all those things were important they're these norma kamali capris that are like soft so you don't feel like sausageed in yeah but also stretchy enough that you're like all of her stuff is very comfortable good yeah so it's normal kamali and the heels for sometimes a heel i can tolerate so it was good it looked phenomenal how did it feel to show up to a greener room with me and not have to put in any labor on stage. I loved it. I loved every. At first I was like, is she bored?

Is she having FOMO? I had zero FOMO. But you looked so happy. You're calm, cool. You're laughing, slapping your knee. My only gripe with you is, what's your, like, rider in green rooms? What are you, like, training for an Iron Man? Like, the protein bars and Gatorade?

I was like, where's the meat and cheese? Where's the fresh fruit platter? I should have a fresh fruit platter. No, Diet Coke. We were all so thirsty for Diet Coke. I was like, surely she put Diet Coke on a rider. That would be insane. Not to be so cheap, but I found out that your rider,

I thought they just got you stuff. Hannah Lucy Burner. Turns out. It comes out of my pocket what's in the rider. You didn't know that? I didn't know that because I, Because a rich cracker is not on the top of my list to be concerned. No, that's so valid.

I also just, when you do it every day, if I have a meat and cheese platter every night, it starts to be like too, I get swollen. Yeah. And that's my burden to bear. But I apologize. There's also no alcohol. Oh, I didn't even like care about that. It was more like I poorly planned.

I could have done a charcutory board if I had like any respect for the people coming to visit me. Well, that's what I thought. I thought you would host in some capacity. I had pasta for me just sitting there. And a room full of people complimenting you. I was like, okay, what are we wrapping this portion of? What is going on? You know, it's also so selfish.

Like, obviously I knew I was going to your green room and, like, you were going to have other friends and your family there. But when I get in a room with you and I haven't had a lone time with you, I feel very disconnected. I actually was getting a little anxiety because I was like, can we have a second? I was like, stop talking. I just saw my friend.

We haven't even given each other the first five minutes of gossip. Imagine me being like, hey, a fam? Give me a second. We have to talk some serious gossip. So then I feel like you want to know what it felt like. It felt like you invited me to your birthday party sleepover, but you had already transferred schools.

And so now you're in a new school and you have all new friends. And you invited me. And it was like, hey, we didn't really like get to hang. But like, just know that I support you. Literally, that's what it was. Like, I looked at you and I was like, are you, oh, boy, so are you okay? And you're like, yeah, I'm good.

I'm like, okay. And then I found a seat in the corner and I drank my water and I just, like, I've minded my own business. I know this sounds so weird, but I actually don't like, when it's like all about me. Sure. Next topic. It's a little uncomfortable. No, it's uncomfortable. I get that.

It's like, once everyone was there, I was like, okay, now I feel a little. Well, because there is a pressure of being. like, are you okay? Like, do you need anything? Even though, like, you're going out to do this thing and it should be like, you should be the calm one. Yeah, but that's just natural. Before the show, I actually was, like,

thinking about a lot of things and I was like, oh, I have to go on. And, like, Nana was missing at one point. Like, just, like, minor things. Small details. She is swift. Yeah, she. You take your eye on purpose.

Again, she's down on. You lose her. There's two types of people on Thanksgiving. People who turkey trot. And people who turkey rot. We don't have to say who we are. You guys know who we are. But turkey trot, that's a, you have to get born into that.

I don't think you choose to be a turkey trotter. That's something from your lineage. Yeah, you didn't know that you couldn't. And like, you just think that's what people do. If you don't even know what a turkey trot is like you're running a 5K. If I'm married into a turkey trot family. Divorce would be an immediate divorce, dismissal of this whole propaganda. I know what you would do.

At first, you'd say you have a stomach eight. And that would work the first year. The second year, you would say you have an eye infection. Yeah. And they were like, you get still wrong with eye infection. And you were like, it's in my leg. And then third year, I'd be like, I have a family of my own. I have to go.

I have a family emergency. And they're like, we are your family. And you're like, exactly. This segment is sponsored by Tito's handmade vodka. One thing about me on Thanksgiving, and this may come as a surprise, but I don't help. The beginning of Thanksgiving, not my business. I'm on the couch. My dad has made me a wintertime cocktail.

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And if you need me for comedic relief, I will be just in the other room. My personality will be there if you need it. You just give me a call. But you know, when do you need, like, personality breaks on Thanksgiving? Like, you just sit in the bathroom for, like, 10 minutes, like. Yeah. And Tito's really gets us because that's why they launched a turkey rot. And this is for all the people that don't want to trot and they want a rot with a cocktail.

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Incorporated, Austin, Texas, 40% alcohol by volume saver responsibly. This sponsored segment was brought to you by Tito's handmade vodka and ACAS Creative Studios. I have a funny story, and I'm not going to name names, but there's like this really cool TikToker who's taking a liking to me. And I don't know why, and I don't really know them that well. But like other people their age, like Gen Z knows them well. And she just like loves my comedy and I'm like, this is so cool. So she'll randomly text me like, do you want to go out tonight?

And I was like, oh, my God, no. Oh, my God, thank you so much. And not at all. When they first ask, are you in New York City? You say yes. Oh, I think that should be an illegal text message. Tell me the reason. Tell me the reason.

First of all, how dare you? How dare you? Texting someone and immediately asking them for their location. And must your name are Kim and Gary? Get out of my phone Get out of my phone Are you in New York City It's like

Okay you're about to rob me Yeah like for what For what? So I'll be like Yeah and they're like Do you want to go out tonight And then I like have to get into like deep lies But anyway so she's been like

So nice trying to get me to hang with her I'm like who did she think I am? Yeah But it's fine whatever You'd imagine if she was like Oh my God I'm so sorry I thought you were Hannah

I'm dying there Like She just got that Instagram Most Marcy Go about your Your night, whatever you're doing with your cat. Both your comedy, but honestly.

Gorgeous redheads, both really funny. Don't want to hang out with both of you. So I get a random cold call FaceTime from her. So in my motherly energy, I'm like, she's... You put your... She's in trouble. Like, she's in trouble. I'm like, if she had to go to this part in her phone, like something bad has happened.

She's in jail, her phone's cracked. She could only get to the H's in her contact list. Yeah. Or maybe she couldn't tell her family. she's hiding something yeah and i'm just like in a hotel room in like main yeah you're like fuck it and she's just like hey yeah and she's like i just saw your new tour dates like i have to come to your show and i'm like i would love for you to come to my show and we're like randomly just like talking and it like feels i'm like okay do have a new best friend yeah and then she says

i say something and i'm like well yeah my husband she goes because if people don't know that i'm married like outside the gigglers no one knows i'm married yeah so it's like no one knows so she goes you're married and she goes how old are you I know I'm Jenny and I'm like and I sense the the tide shifting a little and I feel starting to feel a little exposed she's like sorry the phone's breaking up you're like we're like we're on face time and I go babe I'm 34 and she goes what like you saw the light in her eyes like she literally hey Anna like I didn't know but I didn't do wrong. I didn't lie to her. Right, right. It's my fault. I give young energy. Yeah, you're like, sorry for

aging. And she looks at me and there's like an awkward silence. Yeah. She's like, honestly, I felt like I disappointed her. Like, I didn't know what. Yeah. And she just goes, dead ass. I thought you were 27. I said, first of all, don't say dead ass to me again. She goes, I thought you were 27. And I go, you kiss your mother with that mom. I go, what did we say about using bad words? It is past your curfew, babe. So for a second, I'm like, wait, that's amazing. She thought I was 27 but that's honestly and you can end the year you can end the year on a high but she goes like later saw you're 27 and I'm like that explains why she's been texting me to like hang out all the time and she's like young yeah like younger than 27 yeah so then I'm like yeah and then the

conversation kind of faded a little and she's like okay like talk to you later and I'm like she's not going to text she's like hope you remember all your meds today bye She's like, I'll share your content with my grandma. She'll probably like it too. Good luck with having jello for dessert. So anyway, I was like literally cool for a second. I didn't realize it and then I fucked it up. But this is the thing.

Do we start lying about our age when young people want to hang out with us? No. If anything, we go older. That is not something I want to get involved in. This moment where she literally was like, Ew. I think she also was like, you're older than the oldest guy I've ever hooked up with. And I was like, wait until I tell you about my husband.

Wait till I see my husband. Wait. And I felt, like, because, like, we are getting older and I don't talk about it a lot. And, like, I love getting older. Yeah. No. But, like, having a young person gag at you just for being you was, like, a little disheartening. No, not to take it on.

like a serious note but like when women get married and have children you are looked at completely different by every single person in the world like all of my mom friends all went through identity crises if not still going through it like sorry it really like no matter what you're now your mom your mom your wife oh you're just you're like disregarded like it changes I don't tell people I'm married, one, to protect the brand. And two, because it's kind of a social experiment to see, like, how they treat me. And then once I tell them I'm married, they always go, you don't seem like you're married. But that's also funny.

It's like, so what have married people seem like? Yeah. Well, we don't make... Pussy jokes on stage? Well, we don't make, like, our significant others ever, our personality. Like, you've never posted... Even before you got married, you never posted a boyfriend. I've never posted a boyfriend on Instagram.

like even when I had what like it's not we're just like a little bit different I feel like in that so like we decenter men but it doesn't mean we don't want to have sex with them you know like there was shoot I forget what video it was but it was similar to my like opening Netflix joke where I was like I not afraid of aging like I can't wait till age them unkidnappable yeah like how freeing that like you walk down the street and you know no man is going to try to like tie you up and put you in a van and some lady was like I can't wait to get old or you're telling me men won't want to have sex with me like sounds like a fucking dream like don't tempt me with a good time sounds like a quiet night it sounds like a quiet easy life so it's

like decentering also the idea of like that getting older means that like people don't it's good if people don't want to hang out of you I love it it's like I'm so happy to get to this point in my life in your 20s you can't get out of plans like I have to say like I'm like violently ill or like have a migraine where in my 30s I could just be like I'm 30 sorry no 34 I can't go out no I literally my girlfriend asked me to hang out like with her husband like two weeks ago and I literally texted her back and I'm like Katie I'm so sorry I have to sleep and she's like no say no more she's like no take a night and sleep I'm like I can't when we're touring like or just existing I have only so much only so much time in New York City I'm like oh I have to see my family yeah it's not even about balancing a social life

anymore it's like sorry i have to call my mother i haven't talked to wait i have another gripe with the younger generations and this isn't even gen z it's the ones below the alphas i don't ever want to get mixed up with them ever so the worst thing that can ever happen on your ticot algorithm is when it gets into this weird funky algorithm where all the videos you have to read them oh no it's the worst especially for you it's like a girl it's like a girl like damn And then it's all these white letters. And I'm like, oh, where do I even start? But I kept getting the same one, like, over and over.

And these girls were young. And it would start out, like, if you told me you cheated on your, if my best friend told me she cheated on her boyfriend, he would be my next call. But y'all ain't ready for that conversation. And I'm like, I could, I had to like reread it because I'm like, I don't even. I was saying she would take the boy side. So then I like keep. getting them and, like, written in different ways, and I'm, like, looking in the comments. Now it's a sign.

Like, now you're like, I need to. Wait a minute. What are you idiots saying? You're like, carry the one. So basically, Jen Alpha is saying that, like, they have this, like, really random morality, like superiority complex. But they're basically saying that if your best friend cheats on her boyfriend and she tells you and you don't tell on her, and you don't tell on her, and you remain.

her friend like you're a bad person. But bub, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yes. Okay, first of all, when a woman cheats on a man, there's a reason. Totally. He deserved it.

Yeah. When a man cheats on a woman, that was him having an impulsive, fucked up mistake. And you can never trust him again. Those are two very different situations. Hannah, you could call me and say, I've just murdered,

exactly one, two, eight people. and I would literally say your best friend for life. Like, what? I would be like, what did they do to you? Just tell me what? And they could literally be like,

oh, they like honked at me when I was walking across the street. And I'd be like, kill that guy. Kill that fucking guy. I'm so shy. And then I, then obviously, because like I got looked through the comments, then I started getting more videos about it

and it was all millennials being like, you guys are fucked. Also, it's not cheating when you're 13. Well, that was the other thing I was going to say. You guys are like in car. college. Also, cheating on your boyfriend and you're 22, like, oh, get a fucking grip. Like, who cares? Like, everyone comes in with a, like, hometown boyfriend or girlfriend, and then

you cheat on them, and then you learn that you aren't in love with them and going to marry them. Right. Obviously, if we're talking about, like, people are married, you're having full on a fit. Like, that is, like, a completely different situation. But in your, like, early 20s, I just couldn't imagine my friend calling me and saying anything and me calling her boyfriend. What I've learned... Or like me acting like I'm better than her. What I've learned is I don't take action when it comes to other people's relationships. I'll ask questions.

I'll talk it through. I'll be a soundboard for them. But like, you don't know what's going on. And I can vouch for you. Thank you. You don't know what is going on behind closed doors. As a friend... Thank you.

As your friend where you helped me through like, so many relationships, I've never known your actual feeling toward any man that I've dated unless I really, really was like, give me like your deepest feeling about this person. But you're so right, you're very, like, inquisitive and you're like, and do you think that sounds normal? You're very, like, a teacher would do it. Well, the truth is you can't tell someone how they should feel. And then also, I don't know how you should feel.

Right. So I'm actually also trying to get more information about it to be like, do I have enough evidence to support my hypothesis? You know what I mean? Like, I have a hypothesis. I have just like a moment that I get like is burnt in my brain and I don't even know what we were talking about. But I remember we were sitting in a car. All her memories are in a car. And you looked at me and you go, and do you think that's normal?

Like it was such an obvious question. Well, you know when your friend starts asking you crazy shit that you have to be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, well, how did we get here? This is a little bit too in the wee. But that's also like, yeah, you can't force someone to think a type of way. You want to make them feel like it's their decision. That's the deal with men. Also, if my best friend, if I'm 19 years old and my best friend calls me and she's like, I cheated on my boyfriend last night, first I'm getting all the tea. Like, what?

Yeah. So these kids can't even go. Did you have fun? Like, what did you do? Where'd you meet him? What happened? Like, what? What was the move?

Insane. The kids are insane these days. Well, they're also saying the kids aren't having sex, so no one's cheating on anyone. What is it? Holding hands? Well, they're going to have no friends either. Yeah. It's like, okay, do you want to fuck him?

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I don't think you should ever talk to your best friend's boyfriend unless it's necessary. yeah unless you're getting evidence unless you're like prying unless you're stuck in a third wheel situation i didn't think of me and des have ever had a one-on-one convo you like just got each other's numbers but you guys are we just met you're like you're too powerful together like your energies are too similar we're so scorpio that i was like leaving hannah's thing and i was walking past des and like said hi or said bye and then i was like oh i should hug des but we both were like should

we hug? Both were like not about the hug. You're like, no, I guess. It was making me laugh so much because you were my two prickly grumpy babies, and I just wanted to squeeze you both. And we sat next to each other. The whole time. Did you feel like you were watching your daughter?

In the same position. No, well, it was so funny because people would come in and they'd be like, oh, Hannah's husband does. And I'm like, okay, well, I'm with her like, probably the same amount, if not more. I'm her partner. Like, I was intro, being interested as your podcast partner. And I was like, you go, it's more than that. It's like partner.

You could just say partner. You don't need to put a podcast in there. This is her husband, but I'm her partner. Just podcast that's like fucked up. That's so fucked up. This is the season of giving and Majori makes it so easy. You can gift yourself, your mom, your sister, your friend. And with Majori's curated gift guide, it takes the stress out of holiday shopping and it actually

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at Majori in store online and in the app. Okay. Okay. Also, did you see what my friend Haley Bieber posted? No. She posted crazy nails. I didn't see it. What were they?

Everyone was different, different colors. I think there was a fish involved. It's so you guys. No, but I'm like worried for our nation. I think it's a recession indicator that Kelly Beaver is going nuts on the nails I mean I also don't want her to like enable me like that

like don't open up the floodgates because then I'll start getting like crazy this was me trying to be restrained also I need to get my nails done they've grown out well like when Haley does something I feel like everyone does it so do you think all the girls are going to go nutso now

with like 3D nails I mean I think like nail art has been like having a moment for a while I think and I think it is like such a fun like easy way to express yourself but I for me personally like I can see something just so much before I'm like oh see ya

and like when things are super busy and you're looking down like then it makes my you hate a pattern I hate a pattern like your sweater right now is like actually making me nausea like what in the Blu-ray DVD screens is this goddamn card? I've been literally wanting to ask

since we sat down, where did you find this card again? It's vintage Masoni. Oh, is it? Okay. Can you apologize to Masoni? No, because it's not your favorite word. No, I can't.

I can't apologize to them. I don't like patterns either unless it's a sweater. This looks like if you put on 3D glasses, it would do something cool. This looks like right when you're about to throw up what you see. This looks like,

third tequila shot when you start to fall when a guy tries to kiss you and you don't know what he looks like this is what you see yeah um what were we just saying no we're talking about nails um speaking of crazy shit though have you seen pluribus no do you know what a pluribus is no neither do i it's a new show on hbo it's like it's like it's like in the severance spot okay Okay. And it was by the Breaking Bad Guy. Sorry, this is like male stuff that I heard, like not on purpose, but I'm repeating it. It already is like 100% around tomatoes. It's a really cool, like, I don't want to say sci-fi because I don't want to freak people out because it's about like normal people. But it's like a little apocalyptic. It's a little bit about like some disease that happens in the world and it changes everyone's perspective about things. I've been watching the new Dakota fanning show. What is it? It's on peacock and it's called All Her Fault. And it's like eight episodes. It's like a mystery, like thriller, but it's really good.

The girl from Successions in it. Oh, cool. It's very good. And I love Dakota. No, I love Dakota. No, she's everything. People don't talk about, like, she's been famous her whole life. People don't talk about how hard it is to make.

To be famous with bangs. People can't even see your face and you're famous. That's iconic. But to like have that long of a career. Like, she's been working consistently. Yeah. Since she was, like, six. Yeah.

And her sister. Yeah. Who's her sister? Her sister is L. Fanning, and she's in, like, all different. I'm a big fanning twin. Fanning sisters fan. Dakota's sister is not L. Fanning. Yes.

Dakota Fanning is L. Fanning sister than different people. Yeah, they're sisters. Dakota Fanning and L. Fanning are sisters. Yeah, but Dakota Johnson is who you're talking about. No, I'm talking about Dakota Fanning. You've been talking about you were the wrong Dakota the whole time. No, you have. I was like, the Dakota Johnson the whole time.

Yeah, you're stupid. I keep doing it. You can get on the spot. All you say is that I can't read, and everyone thinks I'm the dumb one. But in fact, you're sitting here with a laser pointer sweater, and you can't differentiate Dakota's. I do have to say to defend you, you are dumb. but then sometimes you say shit that's so smart it like freaks me out and that's my super power

just when I like yeah just when you think you got me figured out I hit you with some type of as a T word or something and I'm like okay she's fucking knows what's going on she's just pretending um okay sorry I was like I guess Dakota Johnson's been around a long time well Dakota Johnson that's why you were like what are you talking about you know Dakota Johnson is related to the Rock Johnson. No way. I was just kidding. But no, L. Dakota, Dakota Fanning, she took a break.

Yeah. Which, by the way, love, recommend it for everyone. I wonder why. And I'm so happy she's back, like a Hillary Duff. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, like her and Hillary Duff, they've never been, like, in the media. Like, they're drug addicts. They're out all night.

They're out all night. Yeah. just they've had very good reputation. It is cool though to be like, I'm going to take a break and then whenever you feel like it, be like, okay, I want to go beat a Hollywood star. Yeah, again. But like she was just like talent.

She's talent. Dakota Fanning was like a freak genius. Do you remember War the Worlds? You didn't even know who she was two seconds ago. Now you're going to quiz me on World, the World, whatever. She has bangs, so that's why I got away with that comment. They both did, yeah. They both have bangs.

Okay. Anyhow. Speaking of bangs. Wait, I didn't even say what I was going to say about them because we got into this whole tangent. Oh my God, Hannah, you always do this. Okay, Dakota and Elf Anning did one of those Vanity Fair lie detector things

and I just feel like we have to do one of those. No, like any buddy comedy that we haven't done seems like an attack on us. Yeah, like we have to do that. So anyway, that's all I wanted to say. It would be like a Hannah and Paige try new things and it's just lie detectors. And it's just us asking the most,

what's your social security number? We just ask each other, like, stupid questions. Like, did you really like my outfit that time that you said that you did? Well, we know what the answer is. And you're like, show me a picture. Like, just, like, funny things that you want to know from your friend that they'll never say.

Wait, can you just buy a lie detector? I don't think so. I don't know. I feel like I know a guy. I'm sure there's some girlfriend somewhere that has looked into it and has been like, you know what? Oh, my God. Okay, so I had a moment, and I was, like, in the city, and I was like, I want to bring back my street interviews for one night with the boys. And you know what question I asked them? Have you ever gone through a girl's phone?

Phenomenal question. Not crazy? Because, like, I've never been around a guy, and I'm like, they're not going through my phone. Like, for some reason, I'm like, they don't know how to. Yeah. But the men, I got a wide variety of answers. A lot of them were like, no, I don't know how to open a phone. And then some were like, yeah, but girls are smart. They're not just leaving their texts that obvious. One guy was like, this girl had it in her Gmail, and then it was a whole thing.

Well, guys would never go in it first because they would never want that coming back onto them where then you could go in theirs. They're not going to, they're not that stupid. They're not even opening that can of worms. They're not even broaching the subject. That's like Lily Allen when she was like, I looked at a photo and the way you took it back from me, I knew you'd cheated on me like that's almost girl shit ever yeah girls go by pure vibes in nora when you looked at his phone he took it back the technique and the rushing i've seen profile pictures and been my guitar and been like spot on i'm like yeah and that's that's exactly his type it's crazy

i've been listening to the lily album wait have you ever gone through a phone this is so embarrassing i've never gone through a phone it's not embarrassing that's probably like the right way to be you like you like, two types of girls, girls who like get off on going through a phone verse. Yeah. I did have one guy back in the day. You like respect privacy. I don't respect privacy. I just respect

like if you're dating me. Sorry, you live in Russia. It's my rules. There's zero privacy. Any money you make has to go immediately to me. Early on with Des like our second time hanging out, he was, this is so

not to age him, but like he showed me the New York Times crossroom puzzle on his phone and he was like getting all of them I'm like how do you know all these 80s references and he's like I do so like then he would every like couple hours if we're on the phone he would give me his phone to play the New York Times game because there was a subscription model I was gonna pay six dollars a month for a game that I wasn't good at right so like early on in a relationship I always had his phone and there's something like hot about that yeah and there's something hot about like not I think it's because like you kind of like the drama a little little more than me. A little. I love it. I thrive on it. I really want to be like I go looking

for problems. I did have a guy that I did think had had a drug addiction. I could I could figure it up for you. I knew when he his phone would go off late at night. It was his drug dealer. So then I just looked at him. I was like, is your drug dealer calling you? Like I didn't even look at it. And he was like, yeah. And I was like, okay. But I need to go through his phone. Because no girl's calling him at 2 p.m. he was passed out high like i've i've cracked iPhones i've cracked iPads I've gotten computer passwords I've blocked people from other people's phone like I've done it all and do you want to know one thing I'll say I don't regret a single second this is my question after you see something you didn't want to see yeah how quickly do you address it or do you even address it totally situational

it all depends really what's going through my mind that's like a TED talk by the point is like you are a witch you knew exactly what you were coming to look for you knew it was there you just needed the evidence i'd love to be someone that's like super strategic i'm trying like i haven't even done it in so many years do you see it and then you go okay we're broken up it depends on what it is it depends on my menstruation like there's so many factors i wish i could be someone that could like sit in it and be like let me plan how I'm like broaching this but I'm not I'm one of those people that's like found it screenshoting it from like my own phone or sending it to myself and then immediately being like do something tell me yeah I'll fucking kill you or doing the whole

yeah like do you want to tell me something yeah and he's like how'd you find out don't worry about it don't worry about no I'm very open I went through your phone you dumb motherfucker and I'll go through it again. My favorite thing, though, would be when men would be like, you don't respect my privacy. I'm like, and you don't respect my vagina. Like, what are we talking about here? What are you? The FBI? And this is, I'm leaking your data. Shut up. No, I don't respect your privacy. No, it's basically saying you don't respect me cheating. And it's like, yeah, I don't respect you cheating. Yeah. And be better at it. Like, what? I, not to be all like, oh, but I feel like the second I feel like I need to look at his phone, it's over. Yeah. I love the adrenaline.

My favorite stir you ever told was how you say When you look through a guy's phone I have to shoot myself You have to shit your son Because we were talking about laxative I have to do it in a bathroom I was like stand-up comedy's a laxative Running's a laxative

And you're like going through someone's phone You have to do it on the toilet You have to. Your body just Your body thinks there's a lion chasing you And it needs to reject all your innards If I could give one piece of advice If you're constipated

Go through a guy's phone And yeah go through a man's phone But make sure you're doing it in a bathroom I was thinking how back in the day guys got in trouble a lot or girls with Facebook messaging because people would leave their face they wouldn't log out so you could if you go on your computer yeah their page would could be could be up so people got in trouble with Facebook messaging a lot yes I've caught someone on Facebook messaging yeah but then nowadays um Instagram is fucking well you know my favorite used to be

an Instagram took it away you could see like the people like yeah I could have solved multiple murders A man took that down. Yeah. A man at Meta was like, hey. This isn't working out for me anymore. That, like, kept my life going for a while in college. You know the women in Meta were fighting for that to stay? That was crazy.

That was my favorite feature of all time. That's why you weren't going to classes. You were just refreshing to see his activities and see his moves. Also, are guys fucking stupid? Yes. I mean, what? Also, if your man ever commented a fire emoji, I don't care if he was single. If he's commenting fire emojis on girls' photos that have, like, over 300,000 followers based on their hotness, I don't trust it.

You know what's funny is I've actually never dealt with this, I feel like, because I would, I feel like we were a little bit too old, maybe. Like, I've never dealt with a boyfriend that's followed, like, a bunch of, like, Instagram models or, like, even, like, a lot of girls in general. But I feel like my TikTok, I get a lot of girls being, like, it's embarrassing. Guys don't see it. Guys don't get what we're saying when we say, like, unfollow these girls or you're liking these girls' pictures, how, like, it's so embarrassing for us. And that I would not be able to deal with because it is embarrassing. Yeah. because it tells like other girls he's saying like yeah i could be persuaded at any time yeah

i also i think with the ticot feed i was laughing though like i'd rather a guy fully have just like boobs all over his algorithm than him having just like alpha male red pill type stuff oh yeah like your high value man like a phrase like that like if it's all of that i'm like i need a guy to have some boobs on the explore page just that they know that just another alive just to know the blood just know they don't need medical attention like oh there's like a hot girl I'm like yeah TikTok knows he's straight

like that's all I want yeah I want that and like some sports bullshit yeah I just want like a man talking about that and like Stephen A. Smith's voice somewhere I'm like all good we're good you're straight I'm happy perfect yeah because it's the thing

if you tell them not to occasionally stop at a like we've all had weirder things on our algorithms like vacuum shit just because you watched it an extra like six seconds yeah so like don't get mad at that what do you want him to watch nothing nothing i actually stare into to the fucking ceiling i want him to read more most of us know we should take control of our finances but it's so hard to know where to start rocket money gives you the clarity and confidence to take that first step helping you cut wasteful spending and take meaningful action toward your financial goals Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings.

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I listened to all of the Leon's album on the plane. It's such a different experience when you're like in your headphones just sitting in it. Holy shit. That's an incredible album. And I've never been cheated on. And you felt, did you feel like justice? You've never been cheated on? Not that I know of.

That's a whole separate thing. I know. Not that I know. That's why you're so trusting. So you're so caring. And you believe that everyone has a good side. I know. That wasn't my trauma for this lifetime.

It wasn't your cross to bear. It wasn't my cross to bear. They were like, you're good. And the, okay. It seems as though I was a fucked up person in my last life. I don't relate to you, no. But the Lili-Alan stuff, it's more. I like that every song was different.

I love that she had a perspective. How many songs in her album? It's like 14, and they're all good. Wow. Is she our age? How old is she? Which age are we talking? Me when I'm 27?

No, like our... I think she's 40. Biological age. I think she's 40. Oh, okay. But again, what I'm... love about her too is she just was like I'm gonna just be a it girl right now yeah she's like I'm coming back and I'm actually I'm just gonna be famous again it just shows you one day you could

literally not be doing what you love and next day you can be and by what you love it's just singing about men who hurt you life takes twists and turns exactly so remember when I was like I want a picture for over my bed but I just want like a giggler yes I got tagged in eight million things I couldn't go through all of them there's So first of all, there's so many talented gigglers. So I'm looking through all this stuff. I'm on Instagram. I'm on TikTok and I keep getting tagged in this one TikTok.

So I like click it. And this girl, her name is Sophia. I'll put the picture in the newsletter and I'll put it on Giggly Squad and Taggers. So you guys can like look at her other art. It's perfect. She painted a girl with brown hair like laying in a bed and it's like blues and whites. I bought it. She mailed it to me and I hung it up.

and it's in my apartment and... That's women in STEM. Yeah, women in STEM. That's amazing. You guys, within the Giggler community, we can do anything. This is also the craziest thing.

Then I'm on a flight and my flight attendant was like friends with her sister. The Gigglers are all connected and they're all over the world and it's scary. They're all over the world, but they also feel like it's just eight girls.

No, literally. She's like, you know, so we're like, and I'm like, who? Of course. So, Ali Culper, who I'm in the row with, just keeps making fun of, like, how the gigglers say hi to me. Yeah. How, like, it's not that they're not excited.

They just, like, like, they know me. Yeah. They're used to me. What was I'm in the airport? They're just like, hey, Hannah, what's up? And Ali's, like, I can't tell if you know them or you don't. And I'm like, well, I don't not. Right.

Like, I know who's a giggler and who's not. Yeah. And how the gigglers are just like, hey, Han. No, I was in the Toronto airport the other day. And this one girl was like, walking by me and she was like her flight had just gotten canceled to United States and she was going on a bachelorette party and she was like my flight got canceled and I can't go on my friend's bachelorette and in my head every giggler is my

friend I'm like oh my god you're so lucky I was like I'm sorry I did not mean she's my sister I was sure she's lovely I'm sure you're looking forward to this trip that was also just you and your 30s like any idea of a cancellation gets my heart fluttering I was like I was So you're getting in an Uber to go back to your own apartment to get in the back? Like, that's a dream. No, but then I faced time. Then I felt bad internally. And I was like, well, why don't you FaceTime your friend?

And then we chatted. And now you're on The Bachelorette. Yeah, but that's my dream is to not have to go. I saw us on TikTok. They say millennials, when we're making a big purchase, we pull out the laptop. Yeah. Even when I actually have to write a bit, like an important email. I've gotten more used to, like, buying flights on my phone, like, because you have your app.

So, like, I don't pull out my computer for, like, flights anymore. But if it's a lot of flights, I do it on the computer, but one, I'll do on my phone. Yes, but if I have to write, like, okay, like, earlier today, I had to write an email to my lawyer. And I was like, I can't do it on my phone. I have to get my computer. Like, I have to, like, sit down and type it. I also feel like it's a flex sometimes with work stuff when I write like really quick emails on my phone

because it makes it seem like I'm running to meetings like in between meetings, I'm not available. Well, have you heard that thing where it's like the most successful people respond to emails the fastest? That's me. I respond immediately. You really do. I do.

But like not well, but I'm responding. See, I'm like, I'm so picky and choosy. Like there are some emails where like I'm immediately responding and then there's other ones where I'm like, Well, I respond and then it sits and eventually they're like, does Paige have anything to say this? And I go, you don't speak directly to her, I will speak to her

and then I sidebar with you. I actually have on my to-do list written down for when I saw you today is ask you about a particular email. And I'm like I'm the sidebar. I'm the sidebar. Wait, Grace, when you make big purchases, do you do it on your computer?

But Grace is Millennial Coden. Chris, do you? Yeah. You do you have on your computer? I'm taking it out to write an email yet. You're a little millennial coded, too. Honestly, you guys have been hanging with us. They've been hanging out.

They've lost their edge. Chris is going to come in with, like, a cane. He's like, this kid. They're so loud. Oh, God. Anywho. Anywho. I've one cat-related story.

Okay. That wasn't even the funny part, guys. See professional, you Genzi. Okay, do you remember we talked about how if you left the door open, your cat wouldn't run out? Okay, of like the house? Yeah. Yeah. Are you sure?

You're just saying that. Do I remember it? Not really. I think like three weeks ago we talked about it. And then last week, it was super windy at my house. And I wake up in the morning and butter's normally like cuddled, warm, like on my shoulder. And she's nowhere to be found. And I'm like, that's weird.

But, you know, I'm hirkle-durkeling. scrolling yeah eventually I get up and I walk out into the living room and there's like this wind and I realized one of the doors flew open yeah into the backyard so it was wide open with just winds coming through so I immediately had that moment where I'm like oh my god to cancel Pilates I lost my cat yeah and then like downstairs like where upstairs okay and I was like oh then I reminded me of that conversation where you were like cats are not dumb enough just go outside and I go, there's no a butter, but it was open all night.

Yeah. All night. So then I just, I go, let me just, before I freak out. Yeah. Let's go to her spouse. Yeah. We're going to go. Let's make an appointment with butter. Let's see if she's available right now. One doubt, you look under the bed.

Yeah. So I look under the bed. She's literally in the corner looking at me like, Mom, shut that. The door is open. You're freaking me the fuck out. I knew you could be a homeowner. You literally suck at it.

The door has been open all night. She's like, I'm not fixing it, but I don't want to be anywhere near that. So anyway, butter didn't run away, which shows, she lost me or she's just smart. She's just smart. No, definitely. Like, I'll open my door and I'll have it open for, like, an extended period of time because I'm, like, bringing in packages or, like, whatever. And she'll just stand there and, like, peek out and be like, ew. You guys live disgusting out there.

There is a New York City culture, though, where some people. let their cats occasionally go into the hallways in an apartment complex which I've dabbled in every now and then I'll be like butter yeah let her go out and then she runs him and there are other cats but I don't know if they're ready to me it's very love is blind like stays behind the door I don't trust that well definitely still recovering from no the summer and all the kittens she met the part of having a cat is that you don't have to deal with what dog people deal with and that's people stop and wanting to pet the dog and then you have to have a small talk with that person, I don't fucking think so.

So if my dog's, like, roaming around the hallways and someone opens their door and they go in there, I'm not knocking on someone's door and being like, can I have my cat back? Have you ever had someone get mad at you for kind of, like, petting their dog, even though their dog, like, jumped on you? Like, some people's dogs will come up to you, and then you'll be like, okay, and they'll be excuse me, and I'm like, but your dog is humping my leg. Your dog's talking to me, and I'm actually, that's rude. dog called me by name no but I have it gets weird no but I'm gonna be honest like if a dog comes up

to me and like jumps on me if I think that dog is ugly I'm backing up if I think that dog is cute I'm getting down and also reciprocating I don't have equal love for all dogs you have the dog is cute I'm so like if your dog jumps up on me and it's like bigger and ugly I'm actually mad at you because I don't know you or your dog so don't jump on me one thing I do like about dogs is some of them really make me laugh like you know when they look silly yeah and they're walking and they're just like goofy silly and they're like when they look human no I don't like that's scary yeah but sometimes they have like ugly like very ugly dogs really make me laugh and I feel bad because I'll start laughing at them but I'm not like laughing like in their face it's more like a like

appreciation for them for them being ugly for them being so cute and happy yeah like sometimes yeah I'm like you don't know you don't know they look that must be nice No, I can't talk about cats and dogs anymore because people get really upset. Wait, no, but I think we really... We did offend some people. We offended the dog community. No, I had a lot of girls in my DM being like, okay, but this is Samson, and I'm like, I don't care. You know?

I don't give you shit. It's funny because they know that they think that you're still turnable. See, me, no one was messaging me about their dogs. We love all dogs and cats and animals and people, okay? We love them all. Spitz saying, Merry Christmas. I know what your sweater looks like. It's been driving me nuts the whole hot.

I know what it looks like, too. What are you going to say? Who is that Halloween character? That's like the menace child. Don't they wear like blue and red stripe? Chuckie. Chuckie? Can you go?

Oh, because I've read hair. Can you Google the t-shirt that Chuckie wears, is it like red and purple? Yeah. God, it was literally driving me nuts. And seen. It's been a great week. Gigglers, better luck next time. Also, side note, I'm going to Texas.

Three shows this weekend. Austin, Houston, Dallas. So get with it. Get with it. Love you. Bye.