Giggly Squad - Giggling about snakes, security, and singing
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We can't be managed.
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It's time to take up space to giggle today.
No.
Pidge? No. Paige.
No.
I'll tell on you right now.
For?
Singing in the green room, popular.
Okay, look, me and Adele,
I've always felt very aligned with her.
Adele was saying how like musicals
like aren't usually her thing.
She like so appreciates musical theater people.
Like she just can't imagine how they do it, blah blah that's exactly how I feel the marketing got me like I
don't think I made it clear that like I was obviously gonna see them like I'm
gonna see it no friends who never post Instagram stories crying or posting
Instagram stories crying so that got me intrigued but also I'm that kind of
person like I don't want to cry.
Like I'm not paying money for you to make me cry.
Like I'm already teetering, like I could cry at any second.
I don't want to go there.
See, I love it as a challenge.
Like Ozempic, like going on Ozempic
and being like, I'm gonna eat through it.
Sorry, Charles Barclays was like,
I ate right through the ozempic. So you want to watch Wicked and not cry?
Well, here's the thing.
For whatever reason, I feel like I don't cry that much in movies because I can compartmentalize
that it's a movie.
So I feel like going into it already, I'm not attached because I know it's a movie. Like so I feel like I like going into it already and like I'm not attached because I know it's a movie.
But sometimes like there are certain movies
that like it'll just, I will like tear up.
I'm trying to think if I teared up in Barbie.
I literally can't remember.
I think I did.
I didn't because Des was trying to sleep next to me
at a hotel and he was like, why are they so high pitch? He kept saying all these comments and I was't, because Dez was trying to sleep next to me at a hotel and he was like, why are they so high-pitched?
He kept saying all these comments and I was like,
you're the reason we're having this movie.
Anyway, I had one of my delusional moments.
I had a delusional moment.
Are we well?
No.
We're not in like a good head space,
but we're having so much fun on tour.
And look, let's be honest, I'm a personality higher.
I'm trying to keep the vibes up.
We're fighting for our lives for vibes.
We are having fun on tour, but here's the thing.
The only part of tour that legitimately sucks is the travel.
Waking up day after day and going to the airport,
you start to feel like you're going crazy.
You're living the same day over and over
because our schedule is so the same.
Well, we thought we were crazy today
because I'm sitting down, the plane lands in LaGuardia,
like my water literally falls off
and then I'm spacing out.
We touch down.
We touch down, I start spacing out.
I look outside.
We're in the air.
We're back up.
I think I'm hallucinating or I think I've lost my mind.
I'm like, I'm just gonna stay quiet.
I don't wanna freak anyone out.
Then you text me, you go, what the fuck was that?
And I was like, oh no, we're both hallucinating.
The guy touched down and then went right back up in the air.
I've never had that happen to me.
Apparently it's cause the winds, but he didn't even explain it. No. I've never had that happen to me. Apparently it's because the winds,
but he didn't even explain it.
No, I've never had that happen to me.
And I immediately got scared and looked to the dad
that was sitting next to me.
And he must have realized I was scared
because he was like, we're just gonna circle around.
Yeah, it took 25 minutes.
But anyway, the reason we're bringing this up
is because I don't care how old the meme is, if it's funny, it took 25 minutes. But anyway, the reason we're bringing this up is because I don't care how old a meme is,
if it's funny, it's funny.
And that's part of being a giggler.
We don't judge what makes you laugh,
as long as you're laughing.
Yuck, someone's yelping.
So Paige, this weekend, I don't know what started it.
You started doing the Kanye West quote.
Can you do it?
It's so good.
Gotcha.
Gotcha. It's so good. Gotcha.
It's so good. So we're doing that and then we get on stage and I say something I go,
gotcha. And Paige starts dying laughing. The audience like doesn't know what's going on. So we're like, okay, this is like, it's not even in the zeitgeist, this
joke. Like it really just seems like we're two crazy people. So then the plane lands and goes back up
and my page just texts me and she goes,
what just happened?
And I just wrote, gotcha.
No, I think here's like a very niche part
of Giggly Squad Live.
There will be times where just me and Hannah are laughing.
And I think that's important to say.
Or I'll say something and no one laughs and you go,
that was so funny Hannah.
Okay guys, we're going to giggly squad too.
Like we also want to have fun.
And so like sometimes.
If we're not giggling, no one's giggling.
Sometimes we do have to throw like a very inside joke
to just like say, say hey to the other person
Like it's not that it's not funny. It's just like we couldn't give all the context in the moment
We have like PowerPoint so there's structure to it
But every now and then we'll try to add a tag just to make the other one laugh that like we don't normally say
So it's like way funnier for us than people who are just watching
Anyway, so before the show, we're all watching Wicked,
like promos, and Cynthia is doing this amazing note,
this war cry.
And when I tell you I've never seen Wicked,
I couldn't tell you the plot.
But I hear this note and everyone's freaking out.
Oh, see, I could tell you the plot.
I've done my research.
Well, you went, even though you slept,
like you literally went.
You didn't see it.
I...
Yeah, so I've never seen it.
I mean, I know it's about witches
and it's like related to Oz.
I feel like I'm actually gonna love it
because I love movies with like witches
and I love like pretty things and like teen knobs. It's fabulous. Yeah, I love like with witches and I love pretty things and teen knobs.
It's fabulous.
Yeah, I love shit like that.
I just love things that are successful.
I love that people are saying it's really high quality.
But the same way how I see a Michelin star chef
put together a meal and I'm like,
I could put some different things together
and make a little circle with the sauce. I could do it. and make a little like circle with the sauce.
I could do it.
You just wanna make a circle with green sauce.
And literally, I went to college, I could figure it out.
And then they're like, oh, orange with beef.
We've never seen this before.
So I in my head, I'm like, I could hit that note.
Like fully, I'm like, I could hit that note
and I'm gonna tell Paige and I'm gonna do it on camera.
I'm gonna hit this note and everyone's gonna be like,
oh my God.
Deep down in your soul,
you genuinely thought that you could hit that?
I'm not speaking past tense.
I still think I can hit it.
I know with training.
If you had a little bit of practice.
But I think I could accidentally hit the note.
Like they say a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. Every now and then. Even a broken
clock is right once a day. Maybe we do the next time we do something that me and you are trying,
maybe we do a we get you a singing lesson and we give you like one hour with a professional vocalist
and we see what she says, if there's any potential there,
if she can work with that
and to see if you can hit that note.
So we posted the video, it was like a six minute video.
Grace was laughing, which was distracting to me
in my vocal cords, because they tighten up when I giggle.
Also, there was no warmup.
We didn't, like people in the fact that I didn't,
and of course the sound in the room wasn't great.
Yeah, that was it.
You were pretending to be Glinda and I was Alphaba
and we were holding each other.
At one point you were getting jealous of me
because you could tell my potential
and that was kind of negative energy towards my vocal cords.
No, absolutely, and that's on me.
That's on you.
Wait, I wanna say one other thing about Wicked.
I am back in a phase, and I haven't been in this phase
since 2016 where I am obsessed with Ariana Grande again,
maybe even 2014. I'm back to being obsessed with her Grande again, maybe even like 2014. I'm like back to being obsessed with her.
Well, everyone is.
I know, and I jumped on that train too.
And I'm actually, I'm starting to like not even be mad
at her hair and makeup.
So someone said something on TikTok that was iconic.
They were like, with all the drama and shit going down
with Ariana Grande, like remember she was so hated
when she dropped Yes End
and all that stuff?
She's like, it's so iconic that she shut all the haters up
just by being so good.
No, that's actually so fucking powerful.
I do have respect.
People are separating the artist for real.
I mean her SNL performance.
Wait, what were people mad at her for? Oh, she stole that man's husband. separating the artist for real. I mean her SNL performance. Then.
What were people mad at her for?
Oh, she stole that man's husband.
She stole a man's husband.
I mean I couldn't believe it,
but no she did not steal a man's husband.
She stole SpongeBob from.
She stole that man's husband.
Or she stole that woman's husband.
With a newborn child.
What has been cute is seeing,
she was talking about how she was on the Sweetener tour,
and she heard that there might be an audition,
and she's like, I would leave the Sweetener tour today
to start training for that.
And it started to make me realize,
we don't see the hard work differential
of a superstar
and just someone who's viral for a couple years.
Respect to Taylor and Ariana and Adele.
They're putting insane work in that we don't see.
Because they're not posting it.
If somebody asked me, I mean there was definitely
multiple times in the past couple of years
that I was like, where the fuck is Ariana Grande?
She was working.
She was working her ass off.
She was gonna leave her tour
that was making her millions and millions of dollars
to start training for just to get the audition.
I wanna love something like that.
Well, I do have to say.
Actually, I love Giggly Squad like that.
I would drop anything to do Giggly Squad.
Yeah, Giggly Squad, Daphne and Butter, it holds us down.
No, truly.
You know what I thought today
when I left you for a brief few hours?
I've spent more time with you than anyone in my life
and I have to say that you feel the same, right?
Like, have you ever spent more time with someone
other than me?
But like I guess you were on teams.
You were on a lot of teams.
I was on teams where like you wake up,
you see the girls at 6 a.m., you go to class,
you see them again at three, they're your roommates.
You don't care about them anymore, right?
No, I mean a couple of the girls on the team
still follow Gayley Squad.
Shout out Alina, JoJo, and Chupa, and Chapaya.
But do you think I'm up there with them
in terms of how many hours we've spent together
in the past seven years?
Well, you're my best friend.
Okay.
You're my best friend, period.
Thank you.
I needed to hear that.
No, I love you.
Why haven't you asked me to try the note again?
Because Hannah, it's just I'm supportive
in everything you do and I truly,
I truly, the way I think of you in my mind
is that you can do anything.
Here's the thing though, I do limit those sections
in which I put you in, like she can do anything.
Like funny, you can do it. Acting, you can do it. Athletics, you can do it. I would even like teeter
on cooking because like that's basically just reading a recipe. So like yeah, she could do it.
When it comes to singing, which I think is a real blessing that you have when you're born.
Look, you don't choose who you're attracted to,
and I don't think you choose to be a singer, okay?
This is one of those things in life
where it's like the one thing I can't do, I want.
And I believe that the only thing between me and Cynthia is it's mental
she wanted it more
we actually feel like I'm so offending the singing community right now wait a
giggler commented and I was peeing my pants she goes this just set back the
musical theater like it's ten years so I'm always like Hannah's the confidence of a man that says he could
fly a plane I love it can I just try it once for the for the gigglers Hannah
make it quick okay because it took them okay wait
Because it took them, okay wait.
Ah, ah.
I mean that was actually better, I'm not gonna lie, that was better, but like.
It got stuck.
I'm gonna say something really controversial and mean.
You don't have a pretty singing voice.
Like you don't have a nice voice.
My brother said that I sound like a whale.
Like a whale dying.
You sound like some type of animal like in heat.
Thought that I was dead.
No. Thought that I'm lost.
No. Absolutely not.
The funniest part of this whole thing is
my mom is a professional jazz singer.
No, I was just gonna say
your mom is the actual voice of an angel.
So I called her and I was like, what happened to singing lessons singing lessons and she was like we brought you and we were all excited
And then I was like, yeah, and then afterwards no one brought it up again
And she was like was I that bad as eight years old and she was like you were just so good at other things
You're born with it or not. No, I say this all the time. Like I had I did not have
Participation T. Like I had, I did not have participation trophy
parents. I had, I had parents that were like, look, you're not good at it. Okay. So if you
want to quit, we're not going to be upset with you.
But also like that's, I'm sick of this not quitting culture. Like if I didn't quit other
things I wouldn't be here right now.
No, I'm so for quitting shit.
Yeah.
When I was younger, I begged my mom to play softball.
I was like, mom, if you don't put me in softball,
my life is over, like you have to.
That's equivalent to me trying to do musical theater.
Why did you wanna do softball?
Like your friend was on it?
My friend was on it and I wanted the uniform.
Like I truly wanted the uniform.
You thought it was like chic and preppy.
I thought it was adorable.
And so I did one year of softball and I said,
don't ever put me on a fucking team like that ever again.
I hated every minute of that.
That was the worst experience of my life.
My mom was like, I freaking told you,
like I knew you weren't gonna like it.
So normalized quitting.
Mental health moment though, like with sports, it's always like, it's gonna be hard, it's gonna like it. So normalize quitting. Mental health moment though, like with sports,
it's always like, it's gonna be hard,
it's gonna be difficult.
Whoever can push through will be the champion.
So you have trouble deciphering,
like is this just not my path
or do I just have to like suck it up more
than the person next to me who's running?
You have to really want something.
True, and like I love wanting something.
That's what keeps me alive.
Hannah, me too.
That's why you actually don't want all your dreams
to come true, because then like.
No, if I'm not working toward anything,
I'm so bored, and then that's when I get mischievous.
Pfft, are you a cat?
And that's when I shit on the rug.
And that's when I push over everything on the table.
That's a thought I recently had about
any time that I was obsessed with results,
like, oh, I wanna win the big 10 championship
or, oh, I wanna have the number one whatever.
Album in the country.
It always made me like not actually as good
at what I was doing, cause I put so much pressure on it.
And when you're only caring about result,
you don't have fun either, so you end up not doing well
and not having fun.
So it's like, find something you really love the chase
and you love the journey of it and you love the process.
And then, you ever see sometimes people get awards
and they have that look like, yeah, I knew it?
It's because they were so entrenched in the process
that they were like, there's no other way.
Instead of just being like, I wanna be the best.
It's like, no, love what you're doing.
Yeah.
You know, I kinda had to start to feel like that on tour
after my panic attack.
I had to remember, wait, I love to do this.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, sometimes people have to
re-fall in love with stuff
because you went started giggly squad because we loved talking to each other
and then so much other stuff was going on that you got you got lost in the
sauce as Italians say absolutely and you know what your brain said to you got you
gotcha I just think it's so pertinent
for so many different conversations.
It's so important.
That meme is so important to my everyday life.
Like I just, I love it.
Also the whole thing of, like we can't be managed,
it was from the Kanye West quote and someone tweet
and someone recently sent the tweet and said,
Kanye's a giggler.
Oh like that, he got it from us?
Wait, that's so good.
I feel like if Kanye did listen to a couple episodes though,
he could potentially be a giggler, who knows?
I do have to say one more thing about our live shows.
We are going to Mohegan Sun and Cleveland.
I was hanging out with one of the security guards
after the show in Tampa.
Yeah.
And you was like.
Wait, let's, I feel like give more context
before just starting out with that sentence.
I was hanging out with one of the security guards
after the show.
No, no, no.
We're being walked to your room
After the show it was maybe like a 30 second encounter
That you had you need
Smoking a cigar
Talk about life. No, he was dropping me off my room and he was like by the way
Mm-hmm. I was kind of scared tonight and I I was like, first of all, I don't have,
I can't hold space for your emotions right now
because I don't care.
And he was like, no, like, I was thinking
if one of the girls got out of control,
and you guys are revving them up,
they're so pissed off at men, like 40 minutes into the show,
and I tried to remove one of them,
he's like, I don't know if I could do it.
And I was like, and that's on you, babe. I heard him, he was like I don't know if I could do it and I was like and that's on you babe I heard him he was like I'm thinking okay there's one of me there's
two thousand angry girls out there I have zero chance. I love the self-awareness and I was like that is he goes I mean I was
laughing it was really funny but like part of me was like I don't know what
I'm gonna do because these girls I told, even though they get blackout, they are swift.
No, they're tricky.
They can outsmart any bodyguard.
Yep, absolutely.
And they can't be managed.
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No, this was the first time we went to Florida and actually was so fun.
We went to a what was that place called?
Croc encounter. A croc encounter.
And let me tell you, we encountered some.
We encountered.
I'm just, here's the one thing I will say about Tor
that has nothing to do with the live.
I love that we've been going and doing stuff
in like random cities.
Like it truly has made, it's made it so much better.
It's crazy to make a memory.
No.
We just discovered activities and we're like honestly low-key underrated. Low-key got a high on life which was nuts.
Well because the first day we just slept all day in Tampa and in my head I'm like
I could go outside I could go for a walk but don't know what's gonna happen I don't think people understand like the trauma bond
that me you and grace have from just like being together this many days in a
row being together this many hours dealing with like certain situations
that are I mean we almost died at one point on this tour like multiple times and so I just feel like so connected to you both wait can I do a
quick shout out yeah I recently found out that Amy Poehler is a giggler and
listens to giggly squad knows all our stories no so I feel like we're close to
retirement forget about wicked the true fairy godmother which is Amy Poehler So I feel like we're close to retirement. Forget about Wicked.
The true fairy godmother, which is Amy Poehler said,
I think your guys are funny.
And that's done, see ya.
Daphne, we're going to bring,
wait, imagine if she just commented and was like,
gotcha.
Gotcha.
Oh my God, wait.
Speaking of celebs that we love,
I mean, I know she's doing press right now,
so she's everywhere, but I would lay my life down
for Keke Palmer.
I love her.
I met her when I was working for Betches back in the day.
We had a film with Sketch and she was like,
could not be cooler, nicer, chiller, funnier, smarter, and like vibey, kind,
could not say enough good things. I had zero clue how old she was. I literally
could not even ballpark guess in my mind. Like I was like I have no idea and it
was one of those moments where I looked up how old she was and she's 31, she's a year younger than me
and I had a moment where I was like, oh my God,
I like look up to her so much and like,
even though she's younger than me,
we're basically the same age, but like,
I just find her to be so like, I don't even know,
mature isn't even a good enough word to describe her.
She, I feel like she's lived so many lives. I feel like she's lived so many lives.
I feel like she's lived so many lives.
Yeah, she's kind of like an,
she has this like old soul energy,
but also like so youthful.
Like she's like just a crazy aura.
And she can do everything.
Anything.
And she just, she's a mom now, she just had a baby.
Everything. Like I feel like people don't give her enough credit. I know she's promoting a book right now
But like she's also an amazing actress and an amazing singer. Can I add on a celebrity that I'm obsessed with? Yes
Rita Moreno
She's the star of West Side Story
Who the heck is that? She's the star of West Side Story.
Oh, you've talked about her before.
You love her.
Yeah, so she's, if you go on Delta,
there's a documentary about her that's fucking unreal.
But she recently was on, I think it was like,
Fallon or Seth, one of the late night shows.
And she dated for eight years Marlon Brando.
You would love Marlon Brando.
Do you know who Marlon Brando is?
Wait, let me Google this lady.
Who, what's her name?
Rita Moreno.
Rita Moreno.
Rita Moreno.
R-I-T-A.
Moreno.
Oh, okay.
Such an icon, hilarious.
She dated Marlon Brando for eight years
and apparently he terrorized her life.
He was the hottest, most successful actor.
He's like our Brad Pitt.
Yes, he loved her.
But she literally was like,
my life stopped during those years
because I was just like,
Obsessed with him?
Obsessed with this man
and he was obsessed with me,
but I wasn't happy with him.
So she tells a story.
This is so fucking iconic.
She found out that he was cheating on her.
She found underwear in his bedroom.
No.
So she leaves and this has happened before.
Wait, I just looked up a picture of him when he was young
and he's so handsome it actually hurts my brain.
No, like he's the guy.
So she's all upset and crying because she just found out
Love Her Life is cheating on her again.
And she gets a call from the Colonel.
The Colonel?
He represents Elvis.
Okay.
And he goes, hey, Elvis saw you at this restaurant
in LA, whatever, he wants to take you to dinner.
What about Priscilla?
He was single at the time.
But I like that you're looking out.
Thanks.
She goes, actually, yeah.
All these people are dead though.
I don't think Priscilla's dead.
Priscilla's not actually.
They went full Martha Stewart. Well,iscilla's dead. Priscilla's not actually. You went full Martha Stewart.
Well, she's dead, so.
Wait, me and Hannah literally did that in the car today.
We were talking about someone and Hannah was like,
well, he's dead.
And I was like, he's very much alive.
She was like, to me, he's dead.
That is the new, like, I don't know her.
We just go, well, thank God he's dead. That is the new like I don't know her we just go
Wait I've been wanting to do the challenge the tick-tock challenge where you like
Hold up a saying that you say but it has nothing to do with like the conversation
And you have to like guess the other friend has to like guess like we say this one. We hate someone. Oh, he's dead I actually have it all set up
We will do that tick-tock add it to the list we hate someone, oh, well he's dead. I actually have it all set up while he's dead.
We'll do that TikTok, add it to the list.
So anyway, Reid Moreno went out with Elvis,
and he, Marlon Brando found out,
I don't know how they found out,
like in the 40s or 50s or whenever this was,
I didn't even know they had.
A carrier pigeon.
How did they communicate, a pigeon?
So he finds out, he's freaking out and threw a chair
and she was like, and I was so happy about it.
And the crowd went nuts.
I'm obsessed.
And she's just iconic.
Also, I just want to preference.
I know I just threw out some random dates.
Anything before 1990, I don't fucking know.
When people were like, oh, in the 1700s. I have't fucking know. Like, when people were like, oh, in the 1700s,
that's just, I have no fucking clue.
Also recently someone was like,
when did you start Giggly Squad?
And I was like, five years ago,
and they're like, do you know what, month?
Who are these people that are like,
oh yeah, March of 2016, like that's crazy to me.
Okay, low key, I feel like I'm pretty good.
Like I don't remember when anything was, ever.
I'm not good, but I do know that I know more than you.
I couldn't, I believe you.
I couldn't tell you like, you know,
when someone's like winter of 2023, no.
I couldn't tell you.
Like things that happened in the world?
Or like things that happened in your own life?
Both, like when people were like, when did you get married?
I was like 2022 in the vicinity, in the summer.
We started Giggly Squad in 2020, right?
In June of 20, no.
It's difficult.
Wait, it's difficult. Wait, it's difficult.
September of 2020.
You know that game show with Travis Kelsey,
how they're like, are you smarter than fifth grader?
I would just be like, no.
No, I'm not.
Also, it's not like, obviously the fifth graders
are studying like, worse.
So like, I'm not gonna beat a fifth grader
at their passion.
This fifth grader's obsessed with lizards.
I'm not gonna know more about lizards
than this fifth grader.
Smartest fifth grader in the world would whoop my ass.
I think not a sentence that's brought up enough
in this conversation.
Okay, well they're studying, so that's unfair.
They're in the process of learning it right now,
so that's cheating.
If I don't study anything, I will know anything.
No, dude, I don't know what's going on with me.
If I don't write it down, didn't happen.
But again, which is my crazy delusion,
I'll literally be like, I can't,
would never win against a fifth grader in a quiz,
but I do, I'm delusional.
I think I could be like Taylor Swift level songwriter.
Like I don't think writing songs is hard.
It's rhyming.
That's crazy though.
Okay, as a creative, I used to love writing poems.
Oh, so then maybe you could.
But like writing poems is not hard,
you just express yourself.
You're just like, I'm sad,
cause he looked at me that way,
and I was hoping you weren't gonna say.
I know that I definitely couldn't,
because I feel like when I got down to doing it,
I'd be like, this is way harder than people think.
And like, here's the other thing,
I don't do, well that's one thing, and I don't people think. And like, here's the other thing. I don't do, well, that's one thing.
And I don't like doing things that like I don't like doing.
Like, here's the thing with me.
I am, I'm an extremely, I feel like decisive person
when it comes to a lot of aspects in my life.
So like, if I don't like something, I don't like it.
And I don't wanna do it. You're like cats, I don't like it and I don't wanna do it.
You're like cats, you didn't like it for six years.
And then you had a little bit of a mental break
and next thing you know, a cat was on your lap
and then you're like, you're just like my brother.
My brother said he hated chocolate
like his whole childhood.
No, something happened that like ticked him off
and he's like, I don't fuck with it.
And he like, I think he liked that we were like,
you're crazy, you like chocolate, just taste it.
And he's like, no, I don't like it.
Yeah.
You and Dan are the same.
I have to get to things on my own time.
Yeah, eventually he tasted chocolate
and he was like, this is good.
How did we get here?
No, how did we get here?
Wait, can we talk about when we got in the Uber at like,
oh, at like 1 a.m. in Orlando.
And we yapped the whole time?
No, and the guy offered us gum or water.
Okay, wait, let me set the scene.
Let me set the scene.
We're in Orlando, Florida, okay?
We just performed two shows, so it's like 12.
We have to wait for the merch line to be done
so we can get the iPad so that we can get in the car
to drive to Tampa.
So we're waiting around, waiting around.
We finally get in the car at what, like 2 a.m.?
It was late.
Maybe like 1.30.
We get in the car.
It's me, Hannah and Grace.
We say to the driver, we're so sorry we're late.
It's only an hour and a half drive.
He's like totally fine. Whatever
It's like I'm not an uber it's like a regular like a car service and so
Give me more details this nice man nice gentleman dressing a suit
Grabs a bag of gum turns around to the back seat to me and Hannah and goes, do you want any gum? Can I offer you any gum, any refreshments?
Hannah goes, oh I'm good on the gum sir. I'm really trying to slow down tonight.
He goes, we're gonna first slow down.
He didn't offer you cocaine.
He goes, do you want gum or water? I, sorry, we're slowing down for the night.
Sorry, we're trying to put ourselves down for the night.
And excessive chewing would defeat the purpose.
It's funny, because at the time, it was so funny saying it out loud now.
I'm like, I don't know.
That's because we've legit been delusional.
When you said he didn't offer us cocaine, that's when I lost it.
And then...
Well, because then he started laughing too.
So then I knew we got you.
You know when you...
You want...
Actually, when we get the Uber driver to laugh, there's no better feeling.
No, I was just gonna say, I'm not trying to be a pick-me girl.
Like I'm truly not trying to sound pick-me
But there is a satisfaction when an older man laughs at you now
I get why you married does when an older man laughs at your jokes. I'm sorry
I'm just gonna say it there is another level of like
Because there's a challenge there. There's no reason why he should
There's no reason why he should. There's no universe that he should find us relatable.
If there's an older man in the crowd at Giggly Squad Live,
we do become obsessed.
Because that is a challenge for us to get them to laugh.
We already know that the Gigglers are funny, smart,
quick-witted, and get what's going on.
But also when the old man thinks we're great,
I'm like, wow, that woman found a gem.
This one guy in the front was like, yeah, I went to therapy.
And I was like, yeah, because you're older.
And he's like, yeah, I'm like, is this your second marriage?
And he's like, yeah, I'm like, yeah, you were pre-trained
by your first wife.
And I'm like, okay, was any other guy in Tampa,
has he ever gone to
therapy besides this guy that was clearly court ordered and he starts dying laughing
and my daddy issues were healed. No it was so good well here's the other thing
in casinos which I learned on stage that the casinos will hold a certain amount
of tickets for like walk-in people like at their casino so like you could be there and be like oh I don't know what Giggly Squad
is but I'm gonna go to it so there were people there that had no idea what was
going on and that you could tell by looking at them. Yes and that just threw me off.
The Giggly Squad shows are all the hottest most stylish funniest coolest
I'm a little biased but but like literally most successful,
smartest women in that city.
No, and truly they wear the cutest fucking outfits.
So it's very clear when someone's not a giggler
in the crowd.
I'm like, are these the police?
Like, what's going on?
Are we being tracked?
Who told them we were here?
That's how I feel. Who let them in? I feel like we're having like a party in our basement
in high school and we're like,
who told their freaking parents?
But low key I love when like just a simple middle-aged
couple who looks like they've never even,
they don't even know what a queef is.
What a queef is.
They've never heard of Loueve.
No.
And God bless them.
Or Fuck Boys.
And they stay the whole time and they leave smiling.
That makes me feel warm.
No, that makes me feel joy.
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I actually have one more mental health moment and I don't have credit for this.
I don't know where I saw it,
but it wasn't me who came up with it.
How you know how people get triggered?
Instead of finding your trigger,
find your glimmer.
Okay.
Glimmer's the opposite of trigger.
So it's like knowing the things
that can instantly put you in a better mood
and being aware of it.
Could you name two right now? Knowing the things that can instantly put you in a better mood and being aware of it. So it's like.
Could you name two right now?
Let's say you love the smell of,
what are those flowers you like?
Peonies.
Hot take. Peonies.
I don't think any flowers smell good.
Wow. Wow.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
And that's crazy,
because for a minute my brand brand was sending yourself flowers.
I mean, I get flowers every Sunday from my apartment.
I fucking love them, but I've never smelled a flower
and said, that smells so good.
So you just like how they look?
I like how they look.
Then why don't you just get fake ones?
Because that's tacky.
You know, I actually have fake ones from Amazon,
and it's the best thing I've ever done because.
Yeah, but it depends on where they are.
I put them in places that I couldn't have fake flowers.
Yeah, I put a little purple flowers
in the middle of my dining room table
that just look really.
Yeah, that you're not going in there every day.
No, and they're not flower flowers,
they're little beads of whatever.
No in my last apartment I had like a little fake flower set
and my mom walked in and was like, ew.
Yeah.
I mean I don't like the smell of any perfume.
Really?
I think it all smells chemical and like gets me nauseous.
You don't wear any perfume.
No and if someone's wearing wearing a lot of perfume,
I can't handle it.
Well, it's like I can't smoke weed.
What?
I'm just really sensitive to stimulants.
No, your body's so sensitive.
Wait, I feel like I wear a lot of perfume.
But yours is, you wear sweet.
I wear different kinds. Yeah, I like the ones wear like sweet, like. I wear different kinds.
Yeah, like I like the ones that are like coconutty
or like vanilla-y, I don't mind that.
But some of these fucking crazy perfumes,
once I was at the US Open and the guy in front of me,
his hair smelled so strong of whatever spray he put in.
I was like, I have to leave.
See, I love a smell.
I like the natural smell of Dez's forehead.
I've slept with some of the ugliest guys
because they smelled amazing.
No, but that's literally Old Spice, that's not them.
I'm like, gotcha.
They go, gotcha.
Anyway, we have to find our glimmers,
even if it's ugly men that smell good.
So it's just like reframing your perspective to be,
instead of being like, oh, that's offensive,
that's offensive, being like,
I, that was such a cute moment of that child
who smiled at me when we made eye contact.
You're like, sometimes I'm bad at the little things in life
and focusing on your glimmers.
I did just see a TikTok about a guy did research.
What do you think?
Is it better to have more positive thoughts
or less negative thoughts?
Christ, seems like a trick question.
Do I want more?
No, literally.
She's never not funny.
Okay, do I want more positive thoughts or less negative thoughts? Like what do you think is better for your mental health?
I think I need more positive thoughts.
But it's the answer is less negative thoughts.
And Dez was like, what kind of science do they do?
Apparently they did a study, but they said it's better to actually have less negative
thoughts.
I didn't listen to the rest of it.
Great.
But I do think that makes sense
because it's a concept of you can't always be happy,
but content should be what you want.
I'd rather be content than like.
What about for the people that aren't having thoughts?
They're living the best life ever.
I sometimes, I when I
think about like being anxious I don't think I actively have like negative
thoughts about myself but I don't have I don't think I necessarily have like
active positive thoughts about myself. When I'm anxious I'm in like a thought spiral where my brain will not shut up.
Like I literally can't be in the moment
cause I'm fighting like so many,
I'm trying to figure out so many problems
that I invented in my head.
I go very worst case scenario.
Like all of my, I would say negative thoughts
are all like fear based of like,
what if this happens and what if that happens
and like what if I die and and what if, you know.
Yeah.
Well, we're all gonna die, so.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
I'm sorry.
Okay, wait, one more mental health thing.
Look, we had a weekend.
I also have a funny story about how dumb men are.
Okay, don't forget.
I talked to you about this in the car.
This girl, Grace McCarrick on TikTok,
because I'm gonna give credit,
was talking about how sometimes,
especially with Thanksgiving coming up,
we're gonna see a lot of our family,
how sometimes you could be your worst self
around the people closest to you.
And she was like, that's really not how it should be.
Really try to be your most compassionate, kind,
and empathetic side of yourself
around the people closest to you.
You should not be that with these people
who you're not close to every day.
Why are you giving your best self
to random strangers every day?
Yeah, and I feel like I'm guilty of that.
Like I can remember every single prom day that I ever had
and I was so mean to my mom on prom day
because I was so stressed out.
I love that you go full diva on your prom day.
Are you gonna do that on your wedding day?
I don't know.
Are you gonna be a monster?
I might, I think I will be.
If you're not, that would be weird.
It would be weird if I wasn't.
I can just see you being like,
Hannah, make sure no one comes in my room right now.
And I have to stand outside the door and be like,
sorry, she's not available.
She's not taking appointments right now.
She's not taking appointments right now.
Wait, why are men dumb?
Speaking of weddings, perfect segue.
I'm on the phone with Craig the other night
and he's telling me about...
Right when it happened I said...
That's the story?
Yeah.
That's the end of the story.
Right when it happened I was like,
I gotta write this down for my freaking podcast.
He is telling me about someone's wedding that he went to
or we were like talking about someone's wedding, whatever.
And he was like, yeah, it was really nice.
They said their own vowels to each other.
And I go, what'd you say?
And he said, oh, they read their own vowels.
And I was like, that's so crazy because a vowel is A-E-I-O-U.
And he was like, yeah, I'm talking about wedding vowels.
And I go, I don't think those exist.
This is one of those moments where you think,
how long has this man been going around this earth
saying vows?
No.
What has he thought when he heard people say vow?
Like, does he think that's something different?
This is a perfect example of,
this is a moment where I actually did have
a positive thought about myself.
I thought, wow.
I am so much smarter
than a lot of the people I surround myself with. Where is friends to be like, that's not how you say it?
The fact that it went this long,
that it got to you is not acceptable.
Hannah, I said, you're 36 and a lawyer.
You take vows when you like are sworn in to be a
lawyer I think. Like I was like you've definitely heard the word vow. I would
have just kept going and like leaned into it. I know I was well because I was
scared. I got nervous. I go I can't. You were like how bad is it? I go, I can't. You were like, how bad is it?
I go, I don't think I can hold it down for the both of us.
I'm not that strong.
I'm not God's strongest and he knows this.
Wait, this reminds me of a joke way back in the day.
Aziz Ansari made about 50 cent.
Have you heard that joke?
No.
He was like one day 50 Cent sat next to me at a restaurant
and I told the person I was with, shut the fuck up,
I have to hear everything 50 Cent is about to say
on this dinner date.
And how 50 Cent ordered grapefruit juice
and the grapefruit juice came and he goes,
why isn't this shit purple?
And he goes, in that moment I realized 50 Cent
doesn't know what a grapefruit is.
And he's like, how many times has he seen a grapefruit
and been like, that's a big ass orange.
So that's Craig with vowels.
We're so stupid.
I'm like saying vowels is something you do in second grade.
That's like when Christa Stefano was pronouncing I'm like saying vowels is something you do in second grade.
That's like when Christa Stefano was pronouncing
Tupperware as tubberware.
Wait, shut up.
Christa Stefano is a giggler.
Yes.
Literally messaged me this weekend was like,
you and Paige crack me up.
And I was like, yeah, cause we're stupid Italians.
No, that's so funny.
He has a clip with someone and I remember seeing it like years ago and laughing my ass off because he was saying it wrong
His whole life and the men are embarrassing. They're so embarrassing
You when you said vow or did he try to like man-splain to be like you're saying cuz if guys say something really confident
I'll be like, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it is vowel. No for the first five seconds
He was like, what are you saying? And I go I go no no, I can I'm not I'm sticking to my guns on this one
I was like no, you're wrong
I do have to say though like the grass is always greener because
I'm with the guy who's smarter than me and I have to decide
if I need to ruin the flow of the conversation to ask him what a certain word means.
Like you know when most of the time you're like I don't need to know what this word means
like I get the gist.
But every now and then I'm like I can't continue this conversation without the definition of
that word.
Because he also uses like European words and stuff that like throws me.
But he's really sweet like I'll be like, I'm sorry, what does that word mean?
And he gives me a whole definition.
Wait, that's so cute.
It's so cute.
No man has ever taught me a single thing.
But I do have to say, just a warning out there,
when you're with a guy who's smarter than you,
you will lose some arguments,
and I thought that was illegal.
I thought as a wife, it was illegal to lose an argument
to your husband, but he will straight up,
he gets smart.
Yeah.
Where you know when guys are dumb and you're like,
you really wanna go there with me
cause I'm about to fucking like.
No, I will file my fucking nails while I eat you up.
I'll say something he does and then he'll like double down on something and I'm like okay
how do we how do we get here so that's just a warning decide do you want to get smarter
or do you want to win fights? I also wanted to say one last thing about Wicked and then I truly am done.
last thing about Wicked and then I truly am done.
Ariana Grande posted a clip of her watching it with her grandma.
Oh my God, I saw.
And I just thought that was like so fricking sweet.
Like think about how that grandma feels
watching her granddaughter have the career that she's had.
And I mean like, sky's the limit obviously,
but like this is a very like pinnacle moment for her.
Not to compare it to myself and my grandpa, but.
I actually had a feeling, I wasn't gonna say it,
because I was like, there's no way.
But that's, so super me.
I was thinking like Ariana Grande,
you know, like she has the most incredible songs,
but like some of her songs like,
I bend it all night, I bend, not bend it.
No, I love those ones.
Those are like, I feel like I clubbed to those.
Got me walking side to side.
Like, you know her grandma's like, I love her,
but like something she's like, the grandma's not like,
she's like, okay, well, that was a little inappropriate.
No way, because I think-
No, I think she loves it, but I'm just saying
when she saw Wicked, she probably was like.
This is sweet.
Oh, I was raised on musicals.
Yeah.
And this is beautiful.
She definitely saw the original Wizard of Oz.
Yeah, that's how I felt when I did reality TV
and my grandpa was like, I hate that program you're on.
Yeah. But then my grandpa was like, I hate that program you're on. Yeah.
But then my grandpa died and he never saw my Netflix special
but that's the moment we would have had.
I'm trying to think what my grandma said
when I first went on reality TV.
I just compared we write it down to wicked.
As you should Hannah, As you should, Hannah. As you should.
Ah!
No.
Guys, thanks for giggling with us today.
I'm gonna try and work on the problem
that I have over in my home here with Hannah
and the singing and I vow to the gigglers
that I will make it stop.
I tried to show Dez the video that we made
of me doing it and he literally goes,
I'm gonna divorce you and I'm like,
I told them that's what you were gonna say.
No, because we can't have it Hannah.
We're used, here's the other thing,
we are used to you being so good at everything you do.
So you also have to think of the people around you.
So like when you're not at a level that we're me and consider it untalented fuck so like
we're just not used to you being like hey I can hit this note and then clearly
not hitting anywhere close to the version of the note we're thrown off
you know what's freeing yeah you know it's freeing having zero expectations and
just not being good at something that's what I'm sick of having to be good at things. Can we normalize? Just know Hannah. You're the anchor you keep us going
Right now take a bow take a bow right now
That I'm gonna do things that bring me joy
Okay
No matter how good or bad I am and I'm gonna support them and I'm going to make
as many comments as I see fit and necessary.
And you are really good at making comments
so together it will be success.
Empowering.
We're not even making sense anymore.
I just realized I've been traveling from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m.
when we landed, we recorded the pod.
I love the fresh off the weekend pods
because they're just pure chaos.
I'm not gonna lie, I can't wait to get back
to being in the studio recording the pod,
not being on tour, getting back to basics.
We actually have some surprises coming.
There's a little fun change.
Nothing that will affect anyone else.
No, nothing crazy.
It's honestly, it's about us.
It's, yeah.
And also, I think we might be making our own studio.
That could be fun.
I think it'd be cool to decorate it.
My side is like Hannah-coded,
and your side is page-coded.
Oh, Hannah. Because I was was like how are we gonna design it
and like agree on stuff?
And I'm like let's just split it down the middle.
Oh my god, that's literally the smartest idea
you've ever had.
Like so we both just go off in our aesthetics.
Wait I'm like obsessed.
No I'm excited, that'll be really fun.
Okay that'll be really fun.
I already have so many ideas, I'm getting a sconce.
You're gonna install it yourself with your fucking.
Oh my God, I'm gonna come over with my level.
I'm gonna get my little mini ladder.
Yeah, no, I'm gonna have a full work day.
What do you call your thing?
Oh, my, I was gonna say my stun gun.
My nail gun. You say my stun gun, my nail gun.
You have a stun gun?
No, I don't have a stun gun.
It does seem like a good gift for Christmas for you though.
I feel like you'd love that.
I don't think you can get them in New York.
I mean, we could figure it out.
Okay.
You pull it out.
Gotcha. Okay, we pull it out. Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Okay, we have to go. We love you guys so much.
Thank you for giggling.
Oh yeah, we didn't even bring up Thanksgiving.
Oh my god, that's because we're real friends.
We're real friends, so we didn't even bring it up.
We didn't bring it up.
We're not going to text you with Happy Turkey Day.
No, it's so weird.
This is real shit. Real, recognize real.
Have fun with your family.
Look out for the glimmers.
And we'll talk to you later.
Bye!