Giggly Squad - Giggling about soft launches, sea sickness, and saying no

Episode Date: July 14, 2026

Paige realizes she missed her calling and Hannah is getting something off her chest.subscribe to our newsletter#HaagenDazsPartner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So, gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. So everyone was messaging me that it was a missed opportunity last week to say, Ganglian Gigglers. Wait, you froze. Oh, wait, you froze.

Oh, there you are. You're back. What did you say? Nothing. You're like, no comment. Wait, what did you say? I said last week it was a missed opportunity for ganglion. gigglers. Yeah, that actually was.

How's your ganglion doing? She's good. She's like, she's thriving. She loves Italy. She's like, is it bone or is it fluid? I don't know, but I'm definitely not going to hit it with a book because one girl message me and she was like, yeah, like my dad did that and then like I broke my wrist. And I was like, that would actually happen to me. So I'm going to go see a doctor. And she was like, I think that's best. Yeah. Also, yeah, I got a spray tan last. night.

Oh. A little dark. Honestly, against the light, it doesn't look as bad. Your summer is filled with trials and tribulations. It's one of, I think, one of the best summers you've had in a while. No, like, it's never boring over in these parts. Oh. What?

Women of STEM of the Week. Women's Stem of the Week. for somehow getting like a moving picture perfectly placed to like tease her audience about your love life. It was a live photo that I saved as a video. Gorgeous, perfect. So cute because it's like about you. So we're at our second hotel and last night was our last dinner in Copri and my dad gets the same thing for dinner every single night. he gets spaghetti vongale spaghetti and clams.

And last night he's ordering and he goes, I'll have the spaghetti fungoul, which is fuck you in Italy, in Italian, in Italian. And we all looked at it. And he goes, sorry, I don't know why I just said that. And the waiter was like, this is a guy. He was kind of like, happens all the time. Like it was like funculo to you too what do you want and it was just the best moment that's happened in so long i

you know how like you have a joke that goes the whole trip ours is just making fun of my dad and like saying things that we think my dad would say like like like the way he says like grazie like he says grazie like and so like every time we're somewhere like we're like, gratsy, but no, gratsy. Like, we're just kidding. Why is there this thing with dads where, like, once they pronounce something, that's just how they pronounce it. There's no growth. There's, like, if my dad thinks my friend's name is something, and I correct him, he's like,

that's their name, you know? Dads are just, like, built in entertainment. I don't know what it is. Like, they hit a certain age and everything they do is just the funniest thing you've ever seen. Well, I want to know what the behind the scenes is like when shooting. Gary and all these TikToks because he is serving he's locked in is he easy to work with on set is he what's his vibe he's pretty demanding on set he's like he's like come on let's do it where like my mom is the complete opposite she's like I want nothing to do with any of this and he like we did

the one TikTok I posted it everyone was like in the comments loving it he came to my room like he doesn't have TikTok so like yeah even if I sent him this video like he can't see the comments like I have to download the video and send it to him woman of stem of the week but he comes to my room like after it's been on the internet for like two hours and he goes you know I was thinking like we really should have done it again like I really could have nailed it and I don't think I nailed it and I was like shut it I remember during COVID when I forced my dad to be in the videos which is so funny because he won't want to be in it but then he'll be like why didn't you ask me to be in it so I put him in it and then he

has Instagram so he was scrolling through being like people really liked our video and it really went straight to his head now that your home how much did you miss butter that's my heart and soul that's my heart my soul when I walked in I go mom is here she's like thank God I have to pretend to love Des anymore when I told you when I tell you she sat on my shoulder all night long all morning. I actually didn't get out of bed for like three hours because I was like, we just need to be together right now. So she doesn't like get mad at you. She's kind of used to me leaving her, which is so sad to say. She knows I'm going to come back. And the second I'm back, she's like, thank fucking God. Because she's been cuddling with Des, but she like looks away when she cuddles with

him. She's like, oh. Yeah, I feel like kitty's like love starved right now because everyone that goes and visits her is like, she's all over me. And I'm like, because she doesn't know what's happening. Yeah. She's taking anything she can get. Whereas butter, I wish she would at least get affection from other people besides Des, but she hates my cat sitters. She's like, once she refused to eat, do you remember she did an eating strike?

Yeah, I remember that. The cat sitter was like, I think she's lost. She hasn't eaten for 10 days. I'm like, no, she just doesn't like you. She's like she's actually trying to hit her goal weight. She's actually so grossed out by you. She lost her appetite. I don't know how people leave kids

Like I was like this is an animal That can't speak to me And I'm like, it's too long I did the trip for too long I can't be away from kitty this long Do you know the furbo Actually makes it harder for me I stopped looking at my furbo

It's really sad Wait hold on one sec I have to poop myself really quick Okay I'll be right back Okay The coffee just hit Ten minutes later

I actually lied. I had coffee like five hours ago, but I did make myself eggs like an hour ago. Okay. And I think I'd poison myself. Do you know what I actually did? Are you good at making eggs? Yeah, I can make eggs. Like scrambled, fried. I could do a poached. I went through a real poached egg phase in college. I don't know why. You thought you were better than everyone. I was like, sorry, I have an 8 a.m. class and I poach my eggs. What do you do? I don't have time to fully cook my egg. We're doing a poach. All my eggs like never taste as good as when people make eggs for me.

Like I make des make my eggs. It just tastes better when he makes them. That's how I feel about sandwiches. Yeah. But he was like busy and I was like, you're independent woman. Like you could do this. So I searched like how to make eggs actually taste good. And it's like you're just supposed to put like as much butter as you can.

Which like, no. Shit, Sherlock. Do you fuck around with a hard-boiled egg? I love a hard-boil. Oh, okay. But I need sauce and pepper. I love a pepper. I love a summa.

I love a fig. I love a horse. I love a hard-boiled egg with hot sauce. You're freaky. Yeah. It's such a good snack. Chop up like two hard-boiled eggs. Some hot sauce on there.

Mmm. Bobby Flay is shaking right now. Wait, actually, this is the first time I've been, away in Italy that I'm like I'm ready to come home like I miss my snacks you've been gone for too long century I did the trip for too long this year you also you died you came back to life yeah I think that's what threw a real wrench in it well I'm over here while you're eating vongale I put a lot of butter for the first time in my eggs okay because I like making healthy food you know like but I was like whatever I'm putting butter in it but I just shot my brains out

So you scrambled? Yeah. Okay, do you want to hear something really? I also put milk in it too. Okay, I put every form of dairy in it. So I was talking to one of my girlfriends the other night and she was like, oh my God, that's so crazy that you had this happen to you in Capri. I had the same thing happen to me.

I got this like crazy stomach bug. Lasted like a couple days. She was like, I got back home and I still like wasn't going to the bathroom like correctly. She was like, so I went to the doctor. And he said to me that whatever I had triggered IBS. And she's like, and I've had IBS ever since. And I go, no. When was this?

And she goes, four years ago. No. So now I'm like, wait a minute. Because I sit, like, even though I feel fine, I'm not going to the bathroom normally. Yeah. Like it's not a normal bathroom experience. And so I said this to my mom. And she goes, you know, your mind is a really.

powerful thing and you keep saying that your body's sensitive and that you might have ibs and so god is going to actually give it to you so she goes you don't have ibs you had a stomach bug get over it she goes you had two stomach aches and now it's your whole personality yeah and so now i'm like internally though i'm like i have ibs because like okay today at lunch i had lunch eight normally and then before we got back on the boat i was like guys i'm just going to do a quick bathroom break and I went to the bathroom and that's not me that's you that's my whole personality wait was there a place to go to the bathroom on the boat yeah but I get too seasick so like I can't go down in there see that's where we're different I could shit anywhere in the air on the ground in the water

no we had a boat day planned like a couple like the day before I died and it was like a smaller boat than like we usually take and I was on it for five minutes and I said you have to turn around like I actually can't do this today like I get obsessed with you you're like team we're done they go but you already paid I literally there's no amount of money worth my comfortability but what if you like just decided you were going to jump in the water and chill in the water no I couldn't because the ocean I get seasick in the ocean yeah I can get seasick just I can get seasick just I can get seasick just thinking about it. Do you know why I'm obsessed with you? Because then you'll be like, water's my everything. Water is my everything. Waters. I am a water sign. No, I do feel like I do.

I do. Wait, okay, here's the other thing. It's me, my brother, Amanda and Joe. And me and my brother, like I didn't realize that me and my brother are Olympic swimmers. Like, we are so good at swimming because I was like looking at the two of them and I was like guys pick up the pace like wait were you like doing laps what were you doing? No like we were just like treading we were in the ocean but like me and Gary are like we're going underwater we're coming back up we're dolphins and they were like guys how do you go so fast and I think that I truly missed my calling as being a swimmer I do think your wingspan is like Olympic level like Michael Phelps and you have kind of the same body type. Like I love a relay race in the pool. I love like any swimming competitions because I'm,

I love a relay race. I love a summer. I love a water. And I really, I wish there was like some type of race I could. Wait, this is you as an Olympian. Actually, I feel kind of seasick today. Can we not do the race today? Well, I don't know how to dive. You could learn. I can't. I've tried. I love that you're like my entire identity is water but it also is my arch nemesis well my mom didn't teach me how to dive when i was little when i asked her to because she was too scared that i was uncoordinated and i'd hit my head so we just skipped that part of my childhood once at a family party a random man was like i'll teach you how to dive and like did that like toss me in like he was like bend over and he like flipped me in it was like that's how you learn how to dive and i'm like now i'm never now i can't trust men

ever again and i'm never going near water i actually can't dive either Do you ever feel like we're constantly rushing from one thing to the next? Like we're always trying to answer one more text, make one more plan, squeeze one more thing into the day. I swear, lately I've caught myself treating everything like a checklist. Finish this, go there, what's next? And I've been trying to get better about actually slowing down and enjoying the little moments in life instead of rushing through them, which sounds very profound, but honestly sometimes it's as simple as putting my phone down,

sitting on the couch and having a few minutes to myself with Hog and Oz because some things are just better when you take your sweet time. You got me thinking about something very important. Ice cream flavors. I generally believe your favorite flavor says a lot about you. Not in a serious way, but in a this explains so much about your personality kind of way. So Paige, what does your favorite Haganaz flavor say about you? Okay, this is the first time I'm trying the coffee almond toffee. Look at that. Can this be our like full-time job? This is a brand new flavor. Oh, hell yeah.

Wait, how do they make it taste like? I don't know. But like so coffee espresso creamy. You know what else? Hagen-Daz is really good at. When you put your spoon for the first time, you're not wrestling with someone on the other side. No, it's smooth.

Yeah. You guys, that was the first time Paige and I have slowed down and stopped talking for years. Also, I'm really excited that coffee, almond toffee is a new flavor because my vibe this summer is I'm chilling. Chilling and just letting yourself be, that's a flavor. You sit with you. You don't need a boyfriend. You need your family.

It's all you need. The dark cherry truffle. It has changed my life. I love to eat the salted brown butter cookie when it's just like a cozy moment after spending a day being crazy, just having that first moment that's pure. yours and I also love a little salty sweet moment and that's what the brown butter tastes like I feel like as you get older you realize that's when you're an adult when you're like I'm need if I'm gonna have sweet I'm gonna also have to have salty page you're so dark cherry truffle it's so scorpio coated aren't I right when I saw it I said and then I opened it up it was a little bit of a pink shade I said yes

I actually think that you are the coffee almond toffee for sure when I think Hannah I think coffee toffee. I feel like you go into the hairstylist and you're like, the color I want is coffee toffee. Wait, that's my hair color, coffee toffee. But honestly, no matter what flavor you love, there's something nice about giving yourself permission to slow down every once in a while and enjoy the moment you're in.

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with hogendaz. Also, I don't typically get hit on in America. Like, I don't feel like men are out. here like hitting on women anymore like I couldn't tell you the last time I was like somewhere and I was like I think that guy's flirting with me because I just it doesn't come across my desk it honestly doesn't yeah and you're like the level of pretty where like men really have to like talk themselves into doing it yeah I've read articles about that so today I'm like about I'm like leaving lunch and I'm like I'm about to go ship myself and I'm walking to the bathroom and one of the waiters goes,

hi, how are you? And I go, good, how are you? In my head, I'm like, I'm about to ship myself. But good, how are you? And he goes, so much better now. And I was like, oh, my God. And then as I was walking up the stairs, he goes, bunt, bump, bump, bump. And I was like, oh, my God.

Did you tell your dad? No, because my dad would be like, who? where is he no i kept it in i saved it for the pod wait i'm so happy that happened to you thank you i really needed it in my time of despair because i was like i'm actually in a cold sweat if i don't get to the toilet that guy was definitely hitting on you but sometimes i'm like is he hitting on me or is he just a beautiful italian talking okay here's the thing with the italians like i saw two men the other day they were police officers and i was like why are you hotter than our alist actors in America. No, why are police guys in Italy so hot? And they're never working, right? No, I looked at this like

one garbage man. I go, we had rat boy summer last year. Can you come over? Like, what's going on? Wait, that's why I'm watching the World Cup. Beautiful. Beautiful men. Argentina's team, there was one guy with blue eyes. Like when he came on the screen, I was like, I felt a visceral physical, I was like, oh, like I made like a gas. No, I haven't felt a physical reaction to seeing a man in person in years, years. And I was like, oh my God, this is the best looking guy I've ever seen in my life. And he's picking up trash in the streets of Italy. I was like, get in my suitcase.

Come over. I'll make you a store. I'll make you a star. Oh, my God. I'm like, let me get you an acting coach. Let me get you an agent. You have something we could work with. You just start, you're like, can you sing?

What's your range of emotion? Like, I also, though, with World Cup, I was thinking how, like, football has, like, hot guys, but they're wearing helmets. And then basketball is just not enough guys. Yep. Soccer is so many men. And it's just, and someone was joking. It just looks like a Love Island cast because they're all just, like, 25 to 35 year old super fit. It's the only time I see a man bun and I'm like fine.

See, you know what? The man, it's, I don't like, I still don't like it. But I feel like soccer players have this like different kind of swag. Like, I like tattoos. I've always liked tattoos. And, but in America, there's certain men pull them off differently where I feel like when you're watching a soccer game, you're like, yeah, you guys, you all pull it off. You're almost like that man needs a man bun.

Yes. That's a requirement for this job. Yeah, there was like a goalie with a man bun that looked like he would have been weird without the man bun. Also, I have to apologize to the community. This guy, Holland, I said he played for Sweden. He plays for Norway. And these Norwegian guys are straight up Vikings. They're all just like blonde, blue eyes, massive. So that's been fun for me. That guy's Birken collection is like Insane Insane There's also all these girls online Who are getting tagged because they look like him And they're like blowing up

Just like blonde girls that look like him So that's fun I've been enjoying the World Cup And I talk shit about in the beginning And now I'm really into it I'm so happy for you Who's left? How many teams? I feel like it's been going on for a year So what happens is with soccer

like after the game they give them like tons of days to recover before the next game but like these guys like Holland Holland yeah he was in Miami and they're in Miami for like six days beforehand he's golfing he's going to 11 I'm like no wonder this guy was fucking tired in overtime he's fucking having the time of his life in Miami one thing about soccer players though like they are so lanky like I feel like they run so much I can't be with someone skinnier than me. No, they have zero body fat. But I think what's also what the girls are liking is that these guys are showing like a full range of emotion.

They go from like happy to really sad to in pain. Someone posted imagine if they had a ludial phase. Wait, did you see the endometriosis thing? Yes. Do you want to tell them? So I saw this thing and it was England is like rolling out this like endometriosis test that basically they can tell within a couple days by your saliva if you have endometriosis. And then someone else commented and was like the only reason this testing has like started so vigorously as of late is because men are starting to feel symptoms of hormonal imbalances. and they're starting to feel symptoms of like an endometriosis type pain.

And that's why it's getting so much love right now. But here's the thing. I've never heard of a disease that takes 10 years to diagnose. That's, come on. Come on. The fact that all they needed to do was get some saliva that's like the least invasive way. They basically like actually figured out we could look at you and be like, yeah, you end upitios. Do you know how many women have had exploratory surgery?

to figure out. If one girl posted and she was like, it took me $65,000 to figure out I have endometriosis. She was like I went to eight specialists and had two surgeries. Like you're telling me I could spit in a fucking cup. I just saw a video of a woman making fun of male doctors being like, so what's the pain level? Oh, eight?

And you're wearing mascara. Interesting. Are you sure it's not anxiety? Are you feeling stressed at work? okay like we've all had those conversations they're like maybe you should come back if it gets worse or don't I don't give a fuck one girl posted that she wanted to um I think she wanted to like get her tubes tied and the doctor wouldn't do it because she was like well what about what would your husband what were your husband think and she goes I'm not married and he was like well what what what if you get married she

goes, I don't want kids. And he was like, I don't, that's like a big, she was like, what? You're like, you're not doing this off of a hypothetical human that we both haven't met? Also, she's not getting a drunk tattoo. She's thought about it. You're not just rolling into the doctor. Also, as you know, people say that dogs are boys and girls are cats. Yeah.

Someone said that they were just studying heart disease in dogs. and like they just started they just started testing in cats they were just using dogs and those studies on to say what cats need and i'll burn the whole country down the misogyny is rampant no it's actually so sad that even girl cats can't like escape it yeah because in the room it's all dogs making decisions for cats bodies it's so fucked up um love island's over thank god Tell me what happened. Like, did it end in a surprise or bad? No, the couple that won should have won.

I'm happy about, I'm extremely happy about the couple that ultimately won. The final four, though, like, someone posted and was like, this one girl, her name is Kenzie. People, I apparently found her annoying. The clam slamer. Yeah, clam slamer. People found her annoying. I didn't find her annoying at all. but somebody posted and was like

America hates an annoying woman way more than they hate a pathological manipulative man and then listed like two of men that are in the final four that are like the most annoying men that I think have ever been on Love Island before and it's just it is that big of a deal

like Love Island is that big of a deal because it truly does show it represents culture It represents culture and it represents dating culture. And now like there do it like there's a lot more articles that are coming out about how this is the first time there was like a hint of red pill in the Love Island sphere. And it was weird and it was scary. Can I say something crazy? People online never call men annoying.

No. And I've met a hundred annoying men in my life. Because you all know if I knew how to do splits. I didn't watch this season. I know they showed a lot of splits. I would have doubled the amount of splits she did if I could do splits. But yeah, annoying is a word used for women and by women as well. Okay?

We're calling out women as well. Women are calling other women annoying. Love Island also, they always do like a family day and like two members of your family will come and you get to like talk to them and they'll tell you like what's, what's America saying about it? Like what's the perception of you? And Kenzie's dad didn't show, didn't come, but they have like a little video recording of him. And so many people were like, this is why she's so confident and doesn't care when a guy doesn't like her.

Because he in the video was just like, you're the best, you're perfect. You're doing exactly what you should be doing. Like, don't listen to these people. And so she wasn't in the final four. But I, and I'm not that mad that she wasn't in the final four because I do think who she was coupled up with is that you know the type you know those guys that um don't point at me you know those guys that like have this like facade and because they're good looking and a little bit tall so many women will fall for it yeah one of my biggest pet peeves and actually i get reminded of it every time i'm on vacation

you know those kind of people that like you don't know them but you're like in a room or or you're at a pool and there's people in front of you that talk loud because they want you to hear what they're saying because they think that like you'll think they're cool or something. Like that's one of my biggest pet peeves. I can't stand it. And I know so many men like I've been in a situation where men will do it. And I'm like, who are you saying that so loudly for? Like who do you want to have a perception of you? and like what do you think it is?

That's like men at airports with their fucking phones. I'm like, you have to get off the call in one minute. We're literally taking off. Whatever you're talking about is not that important. There's also so many times, I hate to say it. And we've been in a lot of these situations where stuff we have going on is more important than whatever's going on in that man's life. But people around us treat their stuff more important.

People talk about their stuff more. And when a woman does stuff, she's ambitious. men never get called ambitious because when they say ambitious with a woman there's a tinge of negativity to it like oh you're trying to be something you're trying to win it something when a man's ambitious it's like as he should be

oh my god Hannah you're so right whenever someone calls a woman ambitious there is like a tinge of like so she's not going to take care of a family she's got to be different oh she thinks so highly of herself She's ambitious. Like, yeah, she thinks she deserves more than other people. Oh my God.

You kind of just blew my mind. But I feel like that on reality TV. It was like such a fight to like even show for a second I did stand up. Actually, it never even made it. Yeah. Yeah. Girls' jobs are still like not taking seriously. I mean, you can be like a really unsuccessful man and present successful.

fall. If you talk loud and you're kind of scary, like your stuff sounds really important, which is what we have to learn from men. Just be like serious and loud sometimes when we talk about stuff. I feel like the number one thing I get called is like from men is like you're kind of harsh. And I'm like, harsh. Yeah. And I think they mean like to say that I'm like blunt. And I'm like, okay but were you not thinking that too and it's like yeah but and it's like okay well I said it like you were also thinking it what I'm not allowed

because I'm a girl like I'm not allowed to say it or I'm not allowed I think it's funny it's like he's just that's him he's straight up he's calling him out he's just straight up he calls it how he sees it but like if a woman does it it's like that was really mean like I can't believe you said that

does is like I love how he carries himself and I really try to like replicate like I or ask him like how would you go about the situation that I'm in yeah and like sometimes I can't pull it off because I'm not a six four good looking gray haired established man yeah but like I'm trying and it's interesting how he's like you're allowed to say no to that by the way I had a little epiphany about saying no which I'm still bad at but um I realize that saying no to things is actually the equivalent of of the feeling of a friend canceling plans,

but like you get to do it. Yeah. So when you think of it that way, you're like, wait, I can get adrenaline in a happy way from saying no to all these things in a good way, not like it's losing opportunities. It's more like me gaining time.

One time, this is like a couple years ago. I had a, I have a female lawyer right now, but I had a male lawyer. and he was negotiating something for me and he called me and he said like what his plan of operations was going to be for this like one specific contract and my heart sank and I said now mind you this is like a grown grown man like this is someone's dad probably almost someone's grandpa that I'm like on the phone with and I'm maybe like 25 26 no maybe I'm like 27 28 and he's like telling he's like so I'm going to do this this this

and this and this and I'm going to say this, this, and this to them. And I go, and he says, I've done it before. I've had other clients. I know how to talk to these people. And I said, I totally trust you. And I completely defer to your expertise. You're the attorney here, not me. I go, but I am just going to point one thing out.

Your other clients were men and I'm a woman. And if you go into this guns blazing for me, I'm going to lose the deal. They're not, they're just not going to respond to you the way they would in the past, where if you representing a man, the way they would represent, you're now representing me. And he kind of like paused and was like, okay, I, I'm going to take what you were saying, kind of with a grain of salt. And then he did try and negotiate and it like wasn't working. And I ended up like switching and going with a female lawyer because I also just felt,

I don't know. I felt more comfortable with her, but that is an example that like, okay, even that is an even playing field. I had to like premeditate and think like, okay, well, I can't say that because I'm a girl and they're going to be like, okay, well then you're out.

We don't care. We don't need you. Well, she, your female lawyer, has had to fight for herself to get where she is. So you know she'll know how to strategically fight for you because lawyers, they ask you like, how far should we push? How far do you feel comfortable?

And that comfortability is something that you can speak with in a like-minded way. Because, like, yeah, my female. Are we red-pilled saying female? My female. I have a lawyer and she has a vagina. Yeah, I got a vagina lawyer. And she's like the most badass person. My lawyer, do you know she's like a head top, whatever, big wig, big dog?

She's a partner. and she's PTA president. Which when I heard that, I'm like, you're fucking sick, bro. Like, you're insane. And mine comes on the screen and she always has like the perfect white collared shirt like popped. And she always looks gorgeous. Like she's always got like a stud and like a low butt.

And she's like if she pulled a pen from her bun, I'd believe it. Like they speak so eloquently. and I'm just like obsessed with female lawyers. Do you find on your Zooms occasionally there's like men that talk for so long? Yeah, there's obviously chatty women, but like it's so constantly that's me and like my whole female team. And then like one guy talking the entire time. And we're all just like texting each other like. Well, you want to know what I always think of that.

I always think of that TikTok sound where it's like, why are you talking to me like I'm new to the music and like you're new to the music industry. I feel like it used to happen more in reality TV than like podcasting because like like Giggly Squad is like fun where I'd be like why are you talking to me? Like I've never filmed a reality TV show. I remember this one specific instance. And mind you, I'd been on TV for like five years at this point. And this guy came up to me and he was like, all right.

So like this is how you film the show and like you're going to want to do. And I go, I'm on. on a show buddy i go i don't give a fuck what you're saying to me and also you're not good on the show so i'm actually not going to listen to you at all like leave me alone you freak it was such a weird interaction i was like i literally said i don't care what you're saying like i'm not listening to you i don't care And I like turned around. I was like, this is weird and you're weird and don't ever tell me how to film a TV show ever again. Anyhow.

I'm fired up in Italy too. I feel like I literally, my fuse is this short because I've been around my family and I can be myself. When are you going to go to Sicily? I know. Aren't you of Sicilian descent? Every time I plan this trip, I'm always like, guys, let's like do something new. let's see something else like we've never experienced this and my dad and guys and i want to go travel the world i want to go to different places experience different things my dad won't let me i totally get that

because my papa refuses to eat other food besides things that are made by my nana and that's just italian men they know what they want i'm so contracted to my dad so i have to listen to him And also like, I feel like you hit a point in your life. I would have thought that like when I hit this point, I'd like be married and have kids. But I feel like you do hit a point in your life where your selflessness. How do I say this? Like you have to be selfless in certain situations because your parents are getting older. Wait, so you're saying you let them have the master.

Oh God. no like we got to this new the new hotel and it was like they didn't have enough rooms like it was like booked also the hotel like doesn't have that many rooms so it was like three tiers of rooms and so it was like the best room the middle room and then the last room and like we all just like kind of looked at each other and i was like and they're like okay page gets the best room you were like guys i have e coli and like guys i died for four days and planned this in entire trip. I died and then I was risen in the best room of the boutique hotel. Also, I kind of, in my head was like, did you leave hotels? Because there was too much chatter about you.

You know, how you go on a vacation? And I don't want this to sound like ungrateful. But you know, you go on a vacation, you get home and you're like, I need a vacation from that vacation. Yeah. Well, especially like with full family. Yeah. And it's like, my dad's like, breakfast at 9.30. And we got to be at the pool. And like, if you're not drinking and having a cocktail by two, like, you're no fun. And so it's like, it's a lot. And then. But if you eat at the wrong time, you're ruining your... Then you're not hungry. And then I have to have a phenomenal outfit.

And it's like, it's a lot. So two years ago, I was like, I want to do like a wind down. So I found this hotel. And so like the last three days we come to this hotel and we just literally chill. No talking. No talking. No talking. Just like calm energy. It's like so scenic here.

You're right on the water. You can get into the ocean. from the hotel rather than having to like go to a beach or like a beach club or whatever so it's like just a very actually last year when i was here jason statham and um rosy huntington whitely were here i don't think i ever told the story because i didn't want to like blow up their spot but whatever and so like we're sitting i'm sitting on like one of the lounge chairs and i watched this like blonde woman like walked down the stairs and i was like that's like the prettiest woman i've ever seen in my life and she had there was like a little kid Like as she got closer, I was like, oh my God, that's fucking Rosie Huntington Whiteley.

Then that name is so classy. And so then we go up and we're like sitting in this hot tub and like coming walking towards us as Jason Statham. Well, bald men famously love hot tubs. Do that? Every hot tub has a bald man sitting in it. Just I clocked it. It's true. Every vacation, there's at least one to two bald men in the hot tub.

But like I could tell that they're a private couple. Like you never see them in tabloids. They are very private. They give Zendaya and Tom. So I could tell that because we were in the hot tub, he wasn't going to get in the hot tub with his son. And so we were actually about to get out. And so I said, oh, we're getting out.

You can get in. And so then I hear him go, Oi, Rose, they're getting out. And I was like, oh my God. In it? in it he's like oi and so then she comes walking toward with her daughter and the four of them get in the hot tub and like we got out and it was and i didn't say anything i didn't say like huge fan or like because i didn't want to like annoy them because obviously they're so private and i didn't want them to feel like they couldn't like be out in the open especially because you might see them again so you don't want to have like a yeah but it was like such a cool moment because what a couple to like see there's this creator cat stickler who yeah i met because she came to one of my shows in florida who posted like funniest things people have said to her and she said stuff where they basically were

like oh my god you're so much prettier in person and like and like oh who are you with i won't tell anyone like i swear i won't tell anyone and like just what are the craziest things people say to you even though i feel like the gigglers are like pretty iconic and but like Every now and then, it's like people freeze and say crazy stuff. You want to know what I got a lot of? You're smaller in person. Oh, no. Oh, my God.

You're so much tinier and not height. Like, I felt like I knew what they were saying. Like, oh, you look smaller. And I was like, yeah, that was definitely like a southern, not compliment at all. Like, I know what you're saying. Like, you think I look bigger on TV. Yeah, I get it. But I haven't gotten one in a while, like a weird one.

I do get a lot. Like, oh my God, you're like, really, you're pretty. Like, people are shocked. They're like, I'm shocked. They think that I'm going to turn to be like, well, I smile and I'm like, they're like, you don't look that much like a donkey as you did in your YouTube videos. Yeah.

Yeah, but I haven't gotten something weird in a really long time. My thing is people spot Des before me because he's tall with like white hair. It's like a lightning rod. Yeah. So people spot him easier. Also, Des is about to go to L.A. for like his first little press tour. I'm so proud of him. But kudos to Des because he's famous in a different country and then to come here and start all over essentially.

And then have people comment and be like, this guy's so funny. Like how is how do I not know who he is? and it's like because he hasn't been in America. Yeah. I wonder what it's like to be famous in a different country. Well, he definitely like, you have to change your mindset to be like, oh yeah, I'm this person when I'm here. I forgot.

Yeah. Me and him kind of switch roles when we're in Ireland. It's kind of fun. Wait, that's kind of nice to be able. It's really nice. I bet that's like more of a bonding experience than you even realize because it's so bonding. You get to almost see how you're seen by the other person. Yeah, and also like the way he's protective of me sometimes in America.

I could see me being like, are you comfortable going to this place? Yeah. I'm like that when we go to Ireland. And but also then I get to be the free one where I'm like, I'll go to the store. Like I'll do whatever I want. Run around being reckless. I'll get into a fight in public because no one's putting it on the internet. Do you know that's my number one thing that I'm like, I can never get into a fight in public ever.

how many fights were you getting into? No, it's not fights, but like, okay, like a perfect example is the other day. I'm walking up the stairs and this guy. You're like, if I had to give you an example, there was this one time two minutes ago. I'm walking up the stairs, okay? And it's not a big, it's not that massive. And this guy stops at the top of the stairs right in the middle. And he's like on his phone.

And I'm like, and I'm like trying to get by. And I'm like, oh, excuse me. The man does not move, not even a finger, not an inch, not anything. And I go crazy to stand in the middle of the stairs. I just said it. I go crazy to stand in the middle of the stairs. And he looked at me and I looked at him. And I walked away because I said, I can't get into a fight in public.

Because if somebody saw this and whipped out their phone. at pages yelling at Italian men in Italy, it actually would make sense. But like... Yeah, like, if I saw you yelling at a man in Italy, I'd be like, what do he do? Things like that, I'm like, what are you doing? Like, this is a community. Like, this is, we're in public. You have to act like you've been outside before.

Also, people should be honored if you were to tell them off. Like, if I'm doing the obligatory obligatory, like, excuse me, even if you think, There's nowhere to go. You say, oh, yeah, sorry. Like, and you try and move a little. He had so much room. Yeah, I was like, and so I was just like crazy to stand in the middle of the stairs, like an insane move on your part.

And I just walked away, but I thought, wow, that could have escalated really quickly. And I need to think before I speak. You might need a bodyguard. Honestly, you never know. But to hold you back. Literally to hold me back. My flight from Toronto, I'm getting off the flight. Gorgeous female pilot.

and then the you know there's always two pilots but she was the head pilot the male pilot goes by the way my wife's a big giggler we went to your tampa show and i was like it's so i was like were you scared like men going to giggle squad shows that's like he's like don't worry i was in the back and i was like okay and then i turned to her and i was like you have to watch my pilot bit on my hulu special you'll love it so i'm now going up to female pilots telling them to watch my special but um she was so iconic like she was like gorgeous and like bossing his ass around and also when she was on the mic like she like was giving us good instructions i feel like sometimes the men just like they do they're like like la nah nah like she was like i actually listened to her like she cared yeah because women have to constantly be showing up men don't have to show like if they don't want to show up they don't have to do you know what yeah some man was bragging about like becoming going back to like being a professional tennis player, professional golfer or something

at like 42, he's like, with five kids, I'm a father and I'm deciding, I'm like, a woman could have. I'm like, are you bragging or are you just being a deadbeat dad? I can't tell. This isn't a brag. You have no idea how bad I want to be a dad.

If I could be a dad, I would have done it five years ago. I'm very much a husband. Like, there's two husbands of this relationship. We're in a gay marriage. Sometimes I feel like in public, I like to pretend that I'm like, but it's not. I'm not even blaming it on like my potential partner.

I'm so type A and I'm so controlling. I don't know if anyone's picked up about me. Wait, can I ask you a question that everyone was wondering? I'm not saying you're not controlling because I've witnessed it you are. Yeah. Why are you not controlling of me at all? Because you're my sweet little baby angel. Like what you do everything perfect?

What am I going to control? You would never tell me, like you never try to control me. No, I think because everything you do, I'm like, yeah, and now she should I approve. Because every decision you've made, if I put myself in that position, I'm making the same decision. You want to know what it is. I think I respect you. I respect you and I think you're smart. So I'm like, yeah, I also do run a lot of decisions by you.

Yes and no. though you'll run me through a scenario but you know in the back of your head what you're doing yeah that's like when i get when i talk to a psychic yeah oh side note putting my whole family at risk i woke up this morning and i'm at the point where i have to dermapplain my chin every two days okay i don't know how i got into dermaplanning but like that's where we're at i need a laser but like whatever. Can I say something really vulnerable? Yeah. I got laser hair removal on my face. I'm not dermalpaining. I'm just taking a fucking razor to it, like things that I have. Like I'm taking a regular razor that I shave my legs with.

And like if I have a hair, I'm using that. And I'm just getting it. So you think that's like, like it's not that different. Just like three lasers versus, wait, razors versus, sorry, razor is hard for me to say three razors versus one razor. Yeah, but I feel like. Yeah. But I feel like, we came up with derma planing because it's more feminine when really it's shaving cream on your face no no no but like i'm usually oiled up anyway so i don't even need it you're slippery yeah seal but like my papa used to you put on his shaving oil and and shave his face and i would stand next to him and i would put on my face and use a toothbrush or pretend i was shaving i was always i was always was a dad at heart well the thing i always say to like certain like men sometimes is hey anywhere you

grow hair so do i can i say something really vulnerable so i hadn't seen does in a while so i want i was excited and i was like i'm going to do something crazy for him i'm going to shave my my whole body eyebrows down i was like let's give him a little present yeah we're going shaving whatever i'm like i shaved Get in losers. We're going shaving. Three hours later, I got out of the shower, shiny as can be, like a baby dolphin. And I was like, you're killing a queen.

He basically was like, you missed a spot. And I was like, where? Where? I had the longest black hair just coming out of my nipple. Okay. I feel like people aren't out here talking. I had three. Actually, three.

just like dude i'm like three like i'm i'm hitting it with a with a razor at least once a week no well i normally kind of would but like you forget and like it was literally nothing on my body but like two or three black hairs on top of my nose okay i did an ad for the brawn laser like was that that's like almost two years ago yeah genuinely the best fucking laser i still use it and i'll take it to my nipples Okay, that makes me worried the sensitivities. No, you know, I'm telling you the Braun at home laser does not hurt at all. And one thing that the Braun team told me, this is not sponsored.

It was previously, but not now, is if you're getting a laser and they're like, it's like you have to wear goggles with hours, they're scamming you. Because it's everyone that's selling these at home lasers, they're all the same thing because it has to be like FDA approved. So there's really not one that's like that much better than another one. And the brawn one, I'm telling you, it does not hurt. Like every couple of weeks, I'll like do it or whatever. I don't like do it consistently. But I'll take it to my nipples. No one talks about nipple hairs.

They're real. They find their way out. They're kind of cute. Honestly, it's just minor like the one that was out. It was dark. It was like black. Here's the thing. Like I know for a fact some of my girlfriends don't have.

have them. Like Stephanie, blonde hair, blue eyes barely has a pew. Like, for example, Des doesn't have them. This has three blonde chest hairs. Like, I feel like I have more hair like on the back of my neck going into my back than Joe. Okay. No, like, I'm a hairy girl. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a hairy girl. I've just, I've just lasered the majority of it. But Paige, I was dermapalining this morning. and I do think it was about the time where I probably should get a new derma planer, but you know, I'm not good at that. And something happened, and it just like popped. It's cheap.

It's plastic with like a blade. It popped and everything went all over the place. And I found like the derma planer on the floor. Could not find the little razor. Razor part. So then I'm like, okay, we have to call 911. There's a razor on the loose. Yeah.

So I was like, Des, do not go. the bathroom. Butter gets that in her mouth? No. No. Butter doesn't really go in the bathroom. She's just, she's sleeping. But I was like, this is code red.

Like someone's going to lose a foot. So I'm, but then I'm like looking for it and I'm scared. I'm going to like put my hand down and like get fucking guillotined. Mm-hmm. So for a full hour, I was looking for the waist. It was just like under the rug. I can't believe the one spot you missed was your nipple. She's my character energy.

Do you shave like in your asshole? I try. Yeah. Okay. Like it's not done well. Like no one's like that was precise. It's like I know when I've tried hard enough. And I think does appreciate it.

He's like she put an effort. I feel like I'm like if I'm on the ground in the shower, I'm like I've done my job. Like if I'm in a full squat down or the second I cut myself, which I do, I'm like, And we're good. We've, we've, we're bleeding. We've tried hard enough. Also, like, not to brag. I have a fat ass.

Like, there's depth. Like, you have to go far to reach the butthole. You have to pull up. You have to unlock things. You have to get it in. You just scoop it up. To pull it in all different directions. I think about when I'm alone and I'm like,

someone's got to talk about this. I've been thinking about nipple hairs for months, so I'm so happy you brought this up. Thank you. But right under my butt, I'm actually known to have like a tuft of hair because like when you're shaving your bikini lines, you shave that. No, I can't believe you just. Then you shave your butt. But you don't shave right, right below your butt.

I can't believe you just use the phrase tuft of hair. No, because it's a tuft. It's a teak of your body. I have two tufts. And it's, I know it's toughs because every now and then I'll find the. spot and you know when you look at your razor and you're like no I actually don't ever experience that though because I shave my legs every day but I also think because I have a big butt it's actually kind of hard to get below it sometimes yeah I don't have that or I could just be like

using that as an excuse and I'm just fucking lazy I would not in like a weird way I would like to see your shower routine like I'd like to watch your show I want to shave that for me. Like I haven't been in the right situation, but I think I'm just going to be like, babe, could you get this? I'm just going to lean over it, like my spray tan girl. Like, I'm just going to lean over and you get it because also sometimes I don't do the right direction. I want to see what your routine is, what you start with, what you're like, how long you're doing certain things.

Can I tell you something? I do. I love a shower. I love a shower. You love a shampoo. Now, I would like to say that I think that. you're a really good example of someone that washes their hair a lot and has amazing hair. And I feel like the not washing your hair sometimes is like a myth.

Because you're someone that showers every single night and you wash your hair. And you have phenomenal hair. Thank you. Thank you. Because I've dealt with a lot of cyber bullying and you always speak up for me and I appreciate that. You have some of the thickest, healthiest hair I've ever touched. I do also want to say there are some new gigglers who came on because of Smilegate or the Master Massacre. Well, welcome to nipple hair.

But I was just thinking how they show up and we've been just talking about shitting like two episodes straight. Okay, well, we talk about what's going on in our lives. True. Also, someone told me they took like a food panel test. So it's like, have you done it? Because I googled it and they were like, this is not FDA approved. And like, it's normal to have different reactions to different foods. No, but one of my girlfriends, I think, has done it.

And she did like one of the allergy tests along with it. And I feel like it did help her. Okay, I might do it, but like there's no, it's not proven in any way. And I don't want to like cut something. I don't have to. Because I really like to have diversity in my food. Have you ever done an allergy test? Yeah, but it's like everyone's a little allergic to grass.

Cool. glad I paid $1,500 for that. Wait, are they? Yeah, everyone's like, okay, like maybe you shouldn't rub grass all over your knees. And, like, itches a little. Yeah, it's itchy when you roll around in grass. Noted. I'm 34.

I'm not going to, so I won't wrestle someone in the grass. Got it. If you do the food sensitivity, I would like to do it too. Because I feel like it's, is it one of those things that you have to go in for? Or is it one of like a spit. Oh. Oh. Well, I think there are other ones, but I want to do like whatever is most invasive.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, let's make it accurate. We know we're getting older because I'm like, can we just go to the doctor all the time? I love a doctor. I love a summer. No, I have a lot of doctor's appointments that I'm making when I get home. Top of the list, gang.

Top of the list, gang. And then I do feel like I need to go to some type of gastrointestinal. Can I show you this thing on my back? Sure. Can you see it? Is it a pimple? Yeah, I could get that. Is it a pimple?

Like a cyst? I don't know, but I was like, my grandpa had it. It's fine. And my mom was like, your grandpa has skin cancer. We're just like growing horns. No, something's happening to us this summer. Someone put a spell on us. Other things happening to me, I'd rather be these things.

Like, there's so many worse things that could happen to you. 100%. There's girls are. just going through perimenopause. Why would you put them into the universe? I know. Because I just want to, I just want to raise awareness. Yeah, raise awareness for them and know that we stand with you and we're here for you.

Actually, what's his name? Who's the like Serious XM radio guy? Howard Stern, his wife, Beth Stern, posted a photo of her in a bikini with a sticker and it's like an estrogen sticker for menopause that the cool girls are wearing. And now people are using stickers for like

vitamins and stuff. Like you put a sticker on all day and it like gives you stuff but i'm a sweater so yeah there's there's like a company that's doing like use all your vitamins with stickers yeah i did see like people doing things where it was like you can inject estrogen into like your vagina and like different stuff one of the things that i did see though was that like they're saying if you have too much estrogen like it could potentially cause cancer but like everything causes cancer these days well also that brings me me to the peptide discussion where like doctors are like hey when we first started peptides there was some stuff that's working obviously gop ones and stuff she's like now you guys are

ordering from random websites yeah and this shit is crazy and they're like and it's not studied like you could be yeah your skin looks good but you also could be growing a tumor from it one thing we've learned from our mistakes our mistakes is you don't need to always inject or add things to your natural body. Like sometimes, let's do a Kim de Sorbo for a second. Be what God wants you to be. Do you need it.

No. Do you need it. I'm so down for people taking jail people. Like, do whatever you want truly, I don't give a fuck. But the moment that someone says, like,

it's, we don't, we didn't test it. Like, we don't know what could happen. And people are like, cool, I'll inject it. That scares the shit out of me. I think that's insane. Yeah. Because at the moment, you're just like, yeah, let's have fun. And then you could die. When did we become Italian moms? You're going to die. This is my mom, like, right when I got into high school. How do you know your body won't react differently to a drug as somebody else's? This is why you can't smoke weed. And I was like,

I feel like I can. My mom commented on our video of me, with the Botox saying don't do drugs. Also, you know what feels for my mom and grandma who've never touched a needle to look at me? Like, you fucking crazy bitch, this is why, like, just listen to genetics. No, and also, like, Botox helps so many girls. Like, there are so many medical things that, like, Botox help. It helps with sweat. It helps people with migraines.

And I'm not anti-Botox at all. Like, I'm definitely going to do it again at some point. It's just I can't. I'm in. shock just like we're in a weird cycle right now like just wait for the like the bad juju to go away i need a woman in stem particularly like one of the girlies that does accounting what are the fucking chances that me and you both out of whatever four times we've done it total my girlfriends have gotten Botox since we were like 26 and they're like i've never had something like this happened

that happened to you and hannah like that's insane And I'm like, no, really, what is the math on that? I have a photo shoot tomorrow, which is why I got spray tan, and it's too dark. We'll deal with that later. What should I do? Should I put, like, what do you do when you do? Did you shower yet? Yeah.

Oh. Oh. When did you get it? Last night. When did you shower? This morning. Oh, you're only one shower. Did you use soap?

No. Oh, okay. So you're going to be fine. Once you use soap, you're good. So I have a photo shoot with Lou Lemon tomorrow and like I'm tight with the girls there. So like there's no they know what's going on. But I was like, we're doing editorial. We're doing dramatics.

We're doing. How are you going to do it? Well, I can't go like this. Yeah. Imagine every Lulu Lemon store. It's just this. So pray for me. I will be.

A little open. What's your, wait, what's your advice for like a little open mouth? That's good. Yeah. I don't ever like it to be like, um, like American girl. It's all when it's just like you can see people's like two front teeth. I feel like you have to give a little bottom teeth too. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, that's really good. You're really good at it. Well, because I have no, I have just cheekbones and a fucking lip right now. That's all I have left. But basically when I smile, it makes it bad. So I'm doing like a serious little lemon shoot tomorrow. Yeah, that's like a stern.

Stern. She's an athlete. Yeah. So pray for me. Anyway, guys, thank you for giggling with us. We love you so, so much. And have an amazing week. Thank you.

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