Giggly Squad - Giggling about soft smiles, summer reading, and running

Episode Date: June 30, 2026

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I did just wake up from a nap. So I think that's why I'm a little. My mouth's a little sore. And we talked a little in the beginning to get Hannah warmed up. Now we do exercise. Now we do. red leather yellow leather sea shells by the seashore um hannah's about to start her show so she's the it's start we're in it yeah you want to know what i feel like a lot of people were like what's the vibe of what's the

what's the vibe of the summer what's the song of the summer what's the saying of the summer for the gigglers sorry we're having an intense summer because hannah can't move her face not only is she working with no movement but we have to keep abreast on what's going on. I declare it right now. It's soft smile summer. Hell yeah, it is. I've changed who I am. I'm an ice queen.

I don't smile at anyone. I don't laugh at anyone. Nothing's funny. And look, I do have to say thank you for all the feedback from the pod. I'm still getting it. I'm like refreshing YouTube and reading all the comments. The one thing I didn't think was going to hurt my feelings that did is I'm getting a lot of people calling me Kira Knightley.

Why would that hurt your feelings? Because it means my jaw is not moving. And I look like this. And I'm like, I don't lock jaw. She's gorgeous, but I can move my jaw. You are kind of giving a little bit British. Okay, I actually was so excited to see you today because I thought I was going to hop on and you're going to be like... It looks so much better.

You look so good. But the problem with Paige is she's brutally honest with me. To the point that yesterday I sent her a photo of myself and didn't get a response and then said made a joke like, sorry, I look ugly. I know you hate when I look ugly. And she was like, thanks for ruining my night. What about today when I was like, you sent me a meme about how like your friend can't take anything serious? And I was like, this is me for the next six months. And you were like six.

Sorry. No, no. No, I know. No, I know. No, I know. And it's not funny. I know. Women is stem of the week.

Yeah. Not my injector. I'll take rules in my segment. Shit that pissed me. And it's not funny. And it's not. I've gotten like a wide variety of people reaching out being like, hey, you'll be good in three weeks. And then some people who are like, hey, like it took, it took me 10 months.

It's still a thing. But it's like rare. Like not all the. Okay. Well, when's the last time you went and had it done? on before this time. Excuse you. Sorry.

Because it was a serious moment and I had to ruin. Fucking joke to you. I'm making little hiccups. Cute little hiccups. Oh my God. I was just laughing so hard. I almost started drooling. Some of us are just naturally drooling because they can't.

Oh, okay. So I got it last time, October. Yeah. I don't even. remember when it went away because I don't know like I didn't know what was going on October and you got it in June okay okay okay I have to also give an apology because what are you dealing with enough right now who are you apologizing to I was saying everything was going well in my life at last pot and I listed a bunch of things then people were messaging me

they were like why didn't you say your marriage what's going on in your marriage you but like I'm not having like crazy ups and downs in my marriage where I'm like we had a good month this month thank god like sorry we don't think of him we don't it's not part of my day-to-day like drama thank god in marriage right but then also and then he was like why didn't you say like I was there to help you because like Des has been my rock I've put all my anxiety into him I've been calling him he's been so positive with me except he also was like oh no like I had testicular cancer. Do you have some?

He's like, oh, you have both your parents still. He's like, oh, did you not tear your AC on? It still hurts. So that's why dating an older man. He puts life into perspective. I think the good thing about Des is he does let you be, he does let you feel sorry for yourself, the allotted time that is healthy to feel sorry for yourself.

And then he makes you get it together. Yeah. And like he's making me laugh, which is making it worse. but anyway, how are you? I'm good. I texted Hannah and I was like, do you actually think we could do the pod tomorrow because I'm in the trenches of packing?

Nighttime outfits, packed. Daytime outfits packed. Got it. Skin, hair, makeup, packed. I just have to do bathing suits and cover-ups, shoes, jewelry, accessories, hats. How do you pack hats? I just stuff them.

I stuff them in there. And then I like, if something happens to them and they get fucked up, I try and like reshape them wherever I am. Because I can see you going for some hat looks this summer. I have one ridiculous hat look that I'm just like, where am I even wearing this? But I'm not one of those people that wears their hats on the plane. Like in the care.

Like I can do it in my carry on, but I'm not wearing it on the plane. I judge people's hats. If they're going to wear it, I'm like, that's the one you're saving. Okay, well, here's the other thing. I never lose things and I'm missing one of my straw hats. And I'm just like, former page. Where did you?

I hate losing things. You would hate my life. Spend a mile in these little batons. No, I can never do it. I don't even know where my little bitons are because I don't have them and I lost them. No. I have like a running list of things. in my head that I'm like I need to check in on that because I haven't seen it in a while like I have a

rotating thing so like I know where everything is so you would never lose your wedding ring for two years no and not even try to look for it because you're like we'll deal with that later we'll wait till my mom finds it no no I couldn't I couldn't it would like ruin my day I have to like remind myself that it's things and they can't love you back and so it's like if it goes it goes Oh yeah, I forgot. You're in like a toy story situation. I've like my own stuff that I need to work out. But in the midst of packing, mist, mist, no, you said it right. Oh, okay. Middest, but you really hit every, every consonant somehow. Middest just. In the midst of my packing, I was watching the Dallas Cowboy cheerleader's sweetheart. I don't even, I never know what the name of the show is. But you know what I'm talking about. Mormon wives secret. Yeah. Yes. Housewives, Mormon.

I'm a secret. Cowboys. Dallas. Island love. No, because why does Netflix give every show an insane name? And like reality shows specifically. It's like I don't need a thesis for the name of the show. Give me like, like give me OG Laguna Beach.

Okay, got it. I don't need LA Confidential Secret Society Hot Wives. LA, naonezia, whatever. Yeah. That's so true. They put a full IMDB page in the title. Anyway, so I'm watching the Dallas cheerleaders. I'm like, I didn't watch the show like when it was on TV. Maybe I saw like a couple episodes.

But there are just like certain things that you're like, yeah, I'm going to let it slide. Because like they're in Dallas. Like, what are we doing? You know, like I'm enjoying the show. Then it gets to a part where the main girl, okay? Now, she became the main girl essentially because when you were watching her on TV, you were like captivated, mesmerized. Dare I say she had the sauce. She was an incredible dancer.

She's gorgeous. Like, I don't think I've ever said this phrase in my life, but sweet as pie. Like, just the cutest sweet, like, everything. She ends up becoming, like, somewhat the face of the show in the past three years that it's been on Netflix. At the end of this season, she decides that she's. not going to come back for the not going to come back for the next year she's like turning in her uniform she just got married last year oh they have their boyfriends in it too sometimes some of their like husbands or boyfriends are in it now when she's deciding if she's going to come back for

the next year she gets hurt and her boyfriend says something while she's sitting on the couch that I was just like oh that's like so interesting and I'm trying to think if like my significant other said that to me in that moment would I be pissed. So now mind you, she's an athlete. She hurts herself. She wants to finish out the year. I love how you're like, would you start a fight? Let me tell you the scenario. Yes. And he goes selfishly, I'm kind of happy because I get to spend more time with you. I don't hate it. Okay. I don't hate it because I was literally dealing with that just now with my mouth situation, just to bring back to me because you didn't ask me about it. it the last two minutes.

No, but this is a good. No, this is good. I was like if I lose a, if I like don't travel and I'm not like working, right, right, right. I get to spend more time with my family. Right. Okay. But what you're about to do, you just found out about two months ago. Yeah.

What this girl is doing, she worked your, it would be like if you were in playing tennis and it was like the final year, your senior year, you hurry. Yourself and your boyfriend's like, fuck it, we can like sit on the couch together. I think he was trying to find the positivity in the situation. I wouldn't like if he turned it into like you're never around and like I hate it. Let me give you more to the story. He actually quit his job because her fame got so big overnight that like she's now all of a sudden like a Netflix star and I'm sure she's getting brand deals and whatever. She quit. She worked at a florist shop.

Adorable. I mean, I can't. She quits her job. She's like doing influencing full time on the side. I don't know people actually worked at florist shops. I thought that was just in movies. I think she like volunteered too. Like I'm like,

Oh, she's perfect. She's a made up person. She's a butterfly catcher. She makes rainbows. No, she's like literally perfect. He quits his job to help her for whatever reason they can't make it work. It seems like she got really big. The whole country was watching her.

She blows up into like this Instagram influencer, this like Netflix star. She gets obviously inevitably a lot of hate along with a lot of love. I don't think she was expecting as much hate. I think it really did something to her. She was like, I work at a flower shop. Right. Rather and like, what are you hating on her for? Rather than kind of like persevering through it,

she was basically like, I think I might take a step back and she had just only been married for a year. But I can't help but think he was scared or he didn't want her to continue to grow with her fame or like whatever. And he didn't want her to do the show anymore and he didn't want her to be on the team anymore. I also could be making this up. You could be fully projecting. I could. But he went on a pod and he said, her dream wasn't to be enough. Netflix star her dream was to be on the cheerleading team.

And then he was asked a question, like, what were his thoughts on the cheerleaders, like, getting a raise? And he was like, no comment. No, you're right. You are, you're, look, has your intuition ever been wrong? Never. Why would I steer you in a different direction? I'd just say, did he leave a banana peel on the floor for her to trip?

Like, was he, did he injure her? I can't prove it yet. But if you give me some time and a sharp. I could figure something out. Give me a whiteboard and we'll be there in about 20 minutes. No, looking at that perspective, him not working and then like commenting on like how much money the girls are making. Also like if you don't go on a podcast unless you've done something. Well, also a lot of the girls obviously had to have second jobs because they were making nothing.

And I think still have to have second jobs. They're making a little bit more. and now in today's day and age they can supplement with being influencers and like take a little bit of a rest except the two coaches don't love the influencing yeah which I'm like

get with the time like no but it's like then pay me what this brand deal is going to pay me well they give we struggled because the coaches were both on the team the vibe they give is we struggled we had to deal with it so do you like that's the energy it gives and it's like okay well

then what's the point of women helping women? What's the word when everything's more expensive over time? Inflation. Period. Yeah. Also, just because it was fucked up in the past doesn't mean it has to be fucked up now. I still haven't gotten myself to watch it because I can tell I'm going to get pissed off. I think for me, why I was like triggered by it is because I am someone that can also get down and be like,

maybe I shouldn't even do this because everyone's going to hate it and like I can't really do it. And I need to be with someone that's like, what the hell are you talking about? Like go just try it. Go do it like whatever. If I had someone that was like, yeah, this is really scary. Maybe you shouldn't. I couldn't do it. What did he do for a living before?

That's an excellent question. I want to say he like worked at like a hardware store. I hate to do this. But if the roles were reversed and like he was a normal guy, got on the same. Netflix show blew up, none of these guys are staying with like the girls who like love them for them. Right. Like I always, you know who I always think about? Anna Ferris and Chris, um, Pine. No. Pratt. I just always think of like men who like have blown up and then left their wives. Not to feed into horrible rumors online. Yes. Because I would never. We would never. But people are like coming for

Rihanna and Aesab Rocky's relationship right now. Have you seen? No. What are they saying? I guess he like went on stage and talked about like how girls in Phoenix are beautiful or something and like I don't know, Met Gala. People thought they were fighting. I saw Meggala. People thought they were fighting. And people have turned. People are like Rihanna get out. Interesting. But it also makes me think like how quiet she's been in her career. I like never, I mean, she's a billionaire and running Fenty and doing amazing. But like in terms of her art, I always wonder like, I don't know. Well, can I say something that I've actually never really liked him because one time I saw a clip, like I've liked his songs before, but like a couple years ago, this is maybe like four or five. I actually have no idea, three or four years ago. I saw a clip of him on a podcast and it was like, I forget whose it was. And I don't even remember what they were talking about. I want to say

was like in regards to like him modeling but it was he said something like oh well i should get taken shopping because i'm so good looking or like yeah i think it was like around when like those videos of like lory harvey when she was like talking about how she's the prize then like his resurfaced i think that's when i saw it and you you hate that and i was just like no like this is oh my god i saw a clip the other day. You know, we met at Acme. I love that girl. She had some guy on her podcast and he was like,

here's a tip for the girls. Like, go up to guys at a bar and like, buy him a drink. And I'm like, over my dead fucking body. Why don't I open the door for him as well, pull out his chair and then buy the dinner? Like, no, no. We're not. We're not throwing him off one. night and just like going on being like hey let me buy you a joke every time you approach a man you can

get murdered so why would i also pay to get murdered also my makeup costs more than this drink my outfit costs more than this drink like i don't need you to buy the it's not about the money it's about the gesture if i needed someone to buy me a drink i wouldn't be standing in a bar that'd be insane i can't afford it why would i be there like the men have really little literally lost it. But yeah, we have no idea what's actually going on with any of the celebrity relationships, but it is so fun to take a clip and be like, this is what's going on. Yeah, I love it.

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Did you get the wedding blues? Was it before or after? It's after. Oh. No, I had, after my wedding, I was like, thank God, nothing went wrong. Everything was fun. Everyone had fun. Photos were great.

I feel amazing. People were like, once it's over, it's like you've nothing to look forward to. Like, for me, first of all, also that I wasn't looking forward to it, like, it was the best day of my life. And second of all, I was like, just so happy. went well and I was just like grateful. Do you think Taylor Swift is going to like have the wedding blues or do you think she's like this is like a great day but it's not the best day of my life? I think she'll feel that way. But I mean I do think she's like a little more romantic than me. Like I think she cares about the wedding more than me. She's a little and I'm not trying to be like

pick me like you can even about weddings. I'm chill. No, it's more just like I actually didn't like the attention of like when I force people to come to an event. Yeah. Like I like people want to come to see me like do stand up not like cousins being there being like, we had to drive from the airport. I don't know. Like that's just what I'm thinking. Like it's like inviting people to a dinner for your birthday. I'm like, these people are busy. Do they want to be here? Like that's my own issue. Yeah. You know. So wedding is like that times a hundred. Also it is nerve-wracking. Like I got nervous when I was walking down the aisle. Of course. I cried when you walked down the aisle. Oh, I forgot you were there. Is this because I was mean to this morning in DMs?

No, it's just I have a mental illness where like I don't know who was with me at any time. Yeah, well, also I feel like you black out at your wedding. Yeah, like me and you didn't talk. No. You don't talk to people you know at your wedding. Can we talk about Mindy Kaling? Oh my God. Okay. Everyone needs. to watch. Not suitable for work. Do we want to tell them from day, the day one, how this, how we got involved? We got an email.

We got an email from Mindy Kaling. Yeah, from the Mindy Kaling. And I was just like, oh my God, obviously we're doing this. And it was right before Thanksgiving, right? I thought it was spam. I was like, Mindy Kaling didn't write us an email. Okay, is she asking for 500 grand also to send to a foreign country? Was this before?

Thanksgiving or before Christmas. I have no recollection of time. I want to say it was right before one of the holidays. Well, the problem with TV, not the problem, but like you shoot something and then it's like years before it comes out. Anyway, so we go and we like kind, yeah, we like kind of had lines and Hannah

had one. I was about to say, I feel like I was well-behaved during this and I didn't do anything wrong. Never mind. And here's the thing When we get there We're like obviously so giddy So excited

This was production's last day of filming So like every single person was like And this is last day And we're finally done And like we're We came in we were like Hi Nice to meet everyone

How are you? Honestly it felt like we came in At the end of a reality show And everyone was already like Fighting and hated each other And we were like What's going on here? Tell us about yourself.

honestly the cast the crew everyone was so sweet it just was like they were wrapping up like they were like thank god it's the last day and page were like so where do we stand nice to meet you but what was the old lang zine okay which is crazy because now i'll never forget it ever never so mind you page is really good at memorization i'm not and but we were in our trailer practicing our little asses off. Like we were like again, again, like Russian gymnastics coaches. I was like, no, you.

Then finally I was like, okay, we got it. And then I just hear Hannah like doing it to herself like in her. My God. You get like, this is the first time. Okay, here's the thing. Acting with you is the first time I ever see you double check your work. that's the way I can describe it. Like anything else we do, like giggly squad, interview, podcast, hosting, you're like,

we got this, like, you're not even worried. Maybe you should double check your word. Which calm, no, which calms me down. Yeah. Then like we went into a setting like that. You're like, let me just practice one time. And then that makes me nervous because I'm like, wait, you, you're unsure about yourself. Who's driving the ship?

Yeah, I'm like, no, no, no. You can't be unsure. It was okay. Can we try to win my thing? We were doing good. And I was like, we're going to crush this. Like, we were viving. My last line or the last page, I'm basically, it's about we're celebrating Old Lang Zine.

We're celebrating New Year's Eve. Yeah. And I have to say the word Old Lang Zine. Mind you, I don't know where I've been my entire life. Never heard this. Before. And everyone's like, you know the song that like, and Hannah's like. You know the song. Old Langxine.

I was like, what are you saying? Four hours. I was like, no. I've lived on this earth my entire life. I've never heard the name of that song. Obviously, Des who's born in the fucking 80s was like, how the fuck do you not know what old langzine is? And I'm like, I can't talk to you right now.

So then for some reason, like, you know when you can't remember a word because you don't know what it is? also everyone kept going old lang syne i'm like this i've never heard this word you guys are making this word up you're making it up and then they're like playing the song for me and i'm like yeah i know that song no one calls it old lang zine no one's ever called to anything in front of me so i'm like wait plus we're in like it's supposed to look like we're outside but like we're not and so we're in like furs and hannah i'm in a fur with with a, what is it called, earmuffs?

Fur earmuffs inside. And I'm sweating. I'm feeling it. Hannah and I have this joke that like every time we get our makeup done, like, no matter what we're doing, like 10 minutes later, Hannah, like doesn't have any makeup on. Like, you'll see the raw pink skin on my face. Like a new chicken. Like slippery skin.

We're on tour by the second show, Paige is like, did you? just wake up in the morning like where is anything you put on your face why is that has anyone what primer are you do you use no really no I don't use I don't use well there we go we go well first of all we meet Ashanti oh yeah only you so tiny in person by Ashanti everyone needs to listen to right now oh I thought you were saying to like No, the song only you. Like, only page. I can't waste to get next to you.

I just can't leave you alone. Maybe when the mouth is. Yeah. That was just because my actress singing voice. No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We know I'm the song, word of our generation. So Ashanti, put her in my pocket. We come on.

I'm like, Ashanti, we're obsessed with you. We love you so much. And in my head, I'm like, do not fuck up in front of Ashanti. Mindy Kailings' entire production. Yeah. And Paige, who already is doubting you. It was one of those lines where, like, it's, like, kind of long. And Old Lang, Zine was the last word.

So I would do this monologue and then get to it. And, like, you know, when you're range of short secrets and I'd be like, Zing, line. No, you were literally having an adult Dazim. Like, you were, I, it was, it was like, we would say it back to each other, like, old, lang, zine. And she was going, oh, and we got it. And then she'd do the whole thing. Like, she couldn't just do that part. She had to do it in its entirety.

And it was. Oh, my book. I was like, you just get the fix-in-up. Every time I got to it, I would say it a different way. I'd be like, Zane line. Oh, no. Here's the other thing. Well, why, how we're different.

When you mess up or, like, get embarrassed by something, you're, which I find so fascinating, you're louder. Like, you're. You call more attention to yourself, almost as if to be like, look at how much I fucked up. Everyone should see this. You like ultimate humiliation. Where I, if I fuck up or like I do something, silence. I've actually slipped into the back of the crowd.

Like you never see me again. Like I'm running away. I'm leaving. I feel like that's a stand-up comic and me to like say what you're feeling. Like just be outward about. the moment but like it wasn't a scene of me and page like we had real actors on set and a director so then how many times do you think i messed it up oh i mean we had to have done it at least 15 times right 15 to 20 times i would say here's the other thing that like that like you don't people don't

realize you're doing it you're doing it 10 to 15 times from one angle then you're doing it another 10 to 15 times from a... It's a whole thing. It's so funny, I like forgot that happened. Like, I blocked it out. That's how I deal with humiliation. I'm just like, um, that wasn't me. That's actually probably really healthy.

Yeah. I'm not like, it's not keeping me up at night. I'm like, Old Langxian's a crazy... That's not English. So that's not my fault that I couldn't learn a new language day of. I'm getting a cyst pimple on my chin, which is like ruining my whole trip. I'm the wrong person for you to complain about that too right now, but I totally support you.

But I would trade bodies in a second if I could. Yeah, so let's talk about it. Like, you're starting tomorrow. And what did anyone say? Um, okay, I showed up. Honestly, I'm getting better at not smiling. That's my problem. Because before I was like, just smile, push through.

and now I'm just an ice queen. Did you tell Nana? I told Nana, but not like, I didn't send her any photos. She's kind of like you. Yeah, you can't send her ugly pictures or she's like Why would you put this on my phone?

Why? They just attacked me. Why did you put this on my phone? I just had an old memory pop-up. I actually will put in the newsletter of Nana at my wedding doing an outfit check. And she's literally telling every single thing. she's wearing like down to the earrings she's so fucking cute remember that day she couldn't wear heels and

she was pissed because she had like done something to her foot yeah she was like fully injured and she was I think she was still wearing kitten heel yeah how are we related yeah she was wearing a little wedge and she was like apologizing to everyone she was like I'm so sorry that I'm wearing these disgusting little wedges she's like I don't know if you've noticed but I look like a clown It honestly, I, like, I felt so bad because I was like, I know, I know that you can't even enjoy the day because you're livid. Like, I get it. Everyone's staring at these gross-ass little wedges. Meanwhile, I, like, can't brush my hair.

Oh, also, does this specials out. You watched it. Oh, my God. That's what I meant to bring up to you. It's so good. Yeah. I have some gigores messaging me. They were like, they were like, because you love him, we love him.

That's the only reason we're supporting. But we had, we really enjoyed the special. No, it was so funny. I was so proud of him. Well, you texted. It's funny, you texted us in the group chat. And in my head, I was like, if they texted alone, that would be like, black magic would start happening. Like, I feel like you guys actually are scared of like if you two actually put your heads together to like cast a spell on someone.

Let me see if I texted him. Oh, you know what it was? I DMed him. Yeah. On my own. And then, yeah, texted it in the group. Yeah. No, texting like your friend's husband alone, it feels like when like HR like calls you, you're like, wait, how do you have my number?

And also like, no, this is scary. If someone's boyfriend's texting me, if it's not about a ring, I don't want to be involved. Yeah, don't involve me. Actually, my friend Katie, her husband, did, like, live updates while she was in giving labor, giving birth, having a baby. To who? Like, was doing them to all of her friends. So, like, put everyone in, like, a big group chat.

It was just doing, like, live updates. Wait, that's hilarious. That I appreciated. Was he good at, like, giving details? Yeah, he did fall off quite quickly. Because I'm like, that doesn't sound like a good job for him. I'm like, give it to the mom, give it to the aunt, give it to a Gen Z cousin. No, he did a good job because he is quite funny.

So they were like cute little paragraphs. But anyway. We also have an update on the Nunn podcast DM'd us. Stop. Sisters of Mary O.P. And they sent us the sweetest message. They said, hey. Of course.

Imagine they sent a really. really bitching. They go next time tag a bitch. Imagine two nuns. We're like, hey, you fucking twatts? They go, our culture is not your costume. We're not praying for you. You're off of the pray party.

So they said, hey, thanks for tagging us in your video. It was a delightful take on your podcast. A delightful take. I need to say delightful more in my everyday jargon. Delightful tag. She goes, I love that we share a real love of laughter. You wouldn't believe how much we laugh. Okay, maybe you would.

Obsess with them. They're hilarious. I'm obsessed. Let's just say the podcast is true to life. It runs deep in our tradition. This is good for the gigglers. It's good to know that nuns and know us. She basically said,

laugh to your heart's content. You've broken free from evil. Laughter is the right response. And ever since then, we take the chance to laugh for every good reason. May your days be filled with genuine lapser that comes from knowing God's love. Thank you.

sisters of Mary. That is the sweetest. I think they just blessed us. I know. That's so nice. Bless you. Like, that was a bless.

Your mom's going to be so happy. My mom's going to be. She's like, you're going to heaven now. This is of Mary. Do you know that my mom and dad watch our podcast every night while they watch dinner, or while they eat dinner?

They watch it on YouTube. No, I'm going to cry. I go, mom, but it's only two times a week. week. So what are you doing the other nights? And she goes, well, we watch the same one until the new one comes. I know, you guys are sick. I love them so much. Also, meanwhile, your brother's like, hey, I'm here. She's like, well, we don't like anything else on TV and we just want to you guys. Also, I love how they're probably numb to me. Like, in the beginning, they were like, I'm not sure about her and now they're like oh

Hannah's the sweetest, kindest most innocent girl we've ever met she doesn't mean anything my dad will call me and he'll be like you know you just like sit there and you just laugh at everything Hannah says you just think she's I've never seen you laugh at anyone

you just think everything she says is funny I'm like because it is sorry for laughing with my friend sorry the sisters of Mary told us that it was a good to laugh because then it gets evil away. We literally are curing evil spirits.

Yeah, we are. Also, I posted a stand-up. One of my favorite jokes from the stand-up special was making fun of guys going down on you. Yeah. And to make sure guys go down on you early because you learn about who they are as a person when they're going down on you. And I say, like, if a guy, if you don't know how to get him to go down on you, I say you should just push his head down.

Do you remember that being a thing? Yes. You're like, still it is. No, I remember it being like a controversy. Like I remember girls talking about, I remember girls saying like, and then he pushed my head. And another girl being like, are you kidding me? So I think it's so feminist to push a guy's head. Yeah.

Lightly, nicely. But like to be like, and no kissy, kissy. That's hilarious. but at the end joke I basically it ends with a period joke and I was looking through the comments and sometimes

the post hit like just these random men and these men the comments are so funny like guys I really get the biggest kick out of it this guy goes Girl comics all they do is start with sex and then end about their periods and I was like that is so fucking true Steve like basically how ever girl comic talks about

sex in their periods and then this one bit I posted was like all of it so this guy's head was like exploding she talks about sex and her period in one joke what the fuck god forbid we talk about what we know i was like i talked about my husband's dead parents in the last clip so i i do have range so how dare you how dare you take it up with him do you get sad when i go to italy for two weeks like no just knowing that i'm like if something were to happen you can't get to me Great question I love it I'm trying to instill anxiety

Like I am far away I've never been more anxious Than when you were in Fiji Which is really weird Because it was before That thing happened to you But I just remember looking at my phone Googling Fiji

And it was the middle Of the ocean And I was like Do they have like Dunkin' Donuts Like are you okay? No I had to go home But you going to Italy I honestly feel like

I like live vicaracy through you like i feel like i'm about to go to italy like i'm like what are we wearing what like send me the food like and i don't have to deal with any logistics and that's how i felt when you were in sports illustrated i was like and now i don't have to prep for that yeah you didn't have to do this that's literally how i feel like i'll have to pack i don't have to find boats i don't have to get hotel reservations i have to sit and wait in line for things but i get to see all the the fun of it all and then like it's going to be so fun and when you get on the phone you'll be like I just had a gelato.

Like, I'm excited for that. That's so funny because I texted my dad yesterday and I said, Dad, I think we're going to get more ice cream in the middle of the day this year. Oh, yeah, I was going to say, compared to you, because now this is like your third or fourth, like similar trip. I love that you guys are like, this works. We're doing it again. What are you changing?

What do you think you could do better this year that you've done in previous years besides different invites, I'm assuming? I actually think I could eat more. because okay here's like one of the ways my anxiety also like manifest if everyone's like dinner at 7 p.m. like okay everyone's going back to their room getting ready for dinner like oh my god I've been hungry all day I didn't eat lunch or late because I wanted to be hungry for dinner right when I sit down to dinner not hungry like can't eat when I'm told you have to eat like I rather go back I rather sit at dinner, not eat, go back to my room, order room service, eat. Yeah. Like, I don't know why that

happens to me. I have the opposite. I sit down at dinner and I'm like, I'm so hungry and ravenous. I'm going to embarrass everyone around me by how hungry and how fast I'm going to eat this food. And I wish I could be normal and not shove this entire panchetta in my mouth. Well, Italy really is the perfect place for you because if you don't eat your whole plate, so, like then it's stressful when I'm not hungry and I'm not eating because then they take offense to it and they come over and they're like what's going on like you didn't like it like I'll bring you something else no no no they show up with a fucking gun and they say what happened yeah and so I'm like they're literally holding me with a knife like I'm like I don't I'm like I have anxiety and like here's

the thing like everyone's eating and I if everyone's eating then I can't they're like was the sauce not the perfect because it's the best sauce in all italy so I'm going into this trip mentally telling myself you're eating when it's time for dinner. But I don't think that's going to work. That's not going to work. You can't just tell yourself to do it. What you have to do is not make a big deal about it. Okay.

Act nonchalant about it. Yes. Like you're about to pet a cat. So not worry about what time I'm eating lunch because in case I'm not hungry for dinner, but it doesn't matter. If you start obsessing over like being ready to eat, the second you get there, your body's going to be like, this is what we were stressed about.

Well, I think it's also because, of course, of course, I have this, like, weird thing where I can't go to the bathroom when I'm on vacation. So, like, I'm backed up for a couple of days. I didn't want to factor that in. Yeah, so I think it's, like, a lot of, but it's only, it's only ever on vacation. Actually, no, sometimes, like. On tour, were you backed up? Well, we had other issues on tour.

No, but sometimes if I'm going out for, like, a Saturday night and I'm going out with, like, four couples, I'm like, I'm not hungry. But if I'm going out just like myself, hungry. It's crazy, though, because when I rarely can't eat, I get so embarrassed. Like, yesterday on set, I was like obviously a little nervous and they brought me food and I tried to eat and I couldn't eat. And then afterwards, people came in and I like hadn't eaten and I like had to say something. I was like, I'm sorry, I eat a lot of mashed potatoes. Our lives are so different. Like, where were you eating mashed potatoes prior to? They had brought me like a thing of mashed potatoes and all this meat and like whatever.

And I didn't eat any of the meat, but I did eat mashed potatoes. And I was like, there was actually a lot of mashed potatoes. Like I was trying to explain to these people that I ate more than it looked. And then one thing that I've learned, no one gives a fuck about what's going on with you. No one gives a fuck. I'm looking around with no fucking smile. no one's noticed. No one's noticed.

Everyone's worried about their own shit. No one cares. No one cares. No one cares. That's another part of anxiety. Like, oh my God, everybody's looking at me. Everyone thinks I look like soup. No one gives a shit.

They're all worried about their own shit. They're in their own head thinking the same thing you're thinking. But then something like old anxiety and I'm like, everyone's like, you should know what that is. Well. What if you went there and said, I know I'm not going to eat? I know I'm not going to eat at this place. I've done, I've tried that. You've tried, yeah.

Well, it's, now it's become a thing. Even, it's become a thing, even to the point where my mom's like, I'll push the reservation. So now we go to dinner at like 8 p.m. To make sure that you can like eat a little. She might not be hungry yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know what? It's a beautiful problem to have.

It's a beautiful problem to have. Should we eat the pesto now, eat it later? So my thing is I'm just going to eat all day and say, and fuck it. I don't care. I'm just eating when I want to eat. I do think also vacations, having like set times to eat with a group is fucking stressful. Well, this year I told my mom to leave like a couple days where there's no dinner reservations because sometimes it's too much. Like you literally, I'm like, I'll actually throw up if I put another thing in my mouth.

Yeah. And it's also like becomes like a military operation when it's like, and then we go back and then we shower and then we come back out and then we change. Then we go shower again. And then we sleep and then we wake up. The menu is the same every single place. What is the menu? It's just like pastas and like seafoods and like but it's like the sit. You get the vibe.

Like I literally get linguine like linguine clam braviolies. There's noiki, there's spaghetti, there's everything. Yeah, obsessed. Whatever, I'm so excited. I'm really excited. I got a new book and I'm excited to read my book and I'm excited to talk to my mom. Tell the club what the book is. Oh, it's called Magnolia Park.

And a girl DM'd me and was like, it's a big. It's a big book. How big are the words? We'll say. But she was like, it's about socialites in London and it's like, chic and cool and I feel like you would like it and so I'm gonna try it and I'm giving my mom I finish strangers I'm giving that to my mom for her to read on the trip wait my mom read it too yeah we're just like I love being in a book club that's so fun I really enjoy reading recently it's just like

wait what have you read since the first one that's it I read all the text messages you something So you going to Barnes and Noble, taking a book, reading the back of it, and being like, I love reading. I love books. They're so pretty. What is the end of the week? I didn't know that Lisa Barlow has a song out. What is it? Gorgeous, baby gorgeous.

Wait, haven't seen it. Well, I posted a photo of me not smiling in this Uber, and the song was recommended, and I pressed it, and it was cute. And I thought it was, this is no hate, no tea, no shade. I love Taylor Swift. I'm a Swifty. I thought it was a Taylor Swift song. No way. Wait, I need to play it now.

She has like a nice voice. Like, yeah, it's auto-tune and stuff. Which Housewife doesn't auto-tune. Right. Let's stop. Charlie fucking X-DX is auto-tuning. Don't get mad at Lisa Barlow. But like it was low-key.

I thought it was like kind of a... Bob? Nice. Yeah, you love Lisa Barlow, right? Yeah, I'm going to look out for that. I think you guys should look out for that What is pissing you off this week? Honestly, I didn't have anything

pissed me off really this week rather than like the usual Wait, did I tell you, speaking of you reading? Do you know I woke up this morning And I ran on the treadmill Oh, yeah, gone through I do triathlons now No, I'm in a dark

Really dark, right How long, how far? Well, I got there Also, this is a foreign, I'm in a foreign country. Yeah. I'm in Toronto. I'm in a foreign gym. Never been, you know what?

Like, I like to go to a gym that, like, I've scoped out before. I know where the things are. I go into this gym blind. Thank God. There was no one at the treadmill. And I ran for, like, 10 minutes at like 5.5. Which I thought was really good. Walked.

Then L.L. Cool J. head sprung came on. That got me through another 10 minutes on and off. Try some 12.3.30. I just feel like I need, I want to sweat more faster. And then I did it. And I actually felt really good about myself, but also I felt like weird. Like, why are you doing this? But I was like, I have to sweat this out.

And then as I'm walking, some man was like, hey, I loved your special. And I was like, I'm really like vulnerable at the gym right now. I can't smile right now. I just got Botox in the wrong place. And I don't feel good. So besides getting accosted, that's like never happened to me before. And I don't know why it would happen now. I don't go.

I don't go to those places, types of places. All the decor also, like the floors, everything's black and it just seems really depressing. Like, why can't we make it like? What is the light situation? There was lights. It was nice. But like, why are Jim so dark? Like, give me some.

I want like a Pilate student. vibe. Where's the candles? You just want like a girlie? No, like let me run on a treadmill but also like a sound bathy going like yes. Wait, what's Palo Santo? Where's the Palo Santo?

I've never said Palo Santo my life. You guys, thank you so much for giggling. Thank you for helping me through a dark time. And everyone send page well wishes for her travels to Italy. Thank you.

And we love you so much. See ya. Bye.