Giggly Squad - Giggling about stretch girl summer, no nail summer, and flying squirrel summer

Episode Date: July 4, 2023

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Happy Fourth of July to my gig list. How patriotic of us. We're actually recording on Fourth of July. That's how much we love beating England at anything. That's how competitive we are. I'm watching Wimbledon all day. This is a tennis podcast. We're watching Wimbledon.

It's on now. Very chic. Very chic. Just having tennis in the background is like my ASMR. Yeah, that feels like rich. Like if you walked into someone's like mansion, I feel like tennis would be on in the background. Except if the girls are like grunting really loud,

it does look sound like you're watching porno. They're just like, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh. I feel like rich sports people watch on silent. Yes. Like that's a thing. They're just observing the art of the sport. We don't need commentators making little jokes. Did you see Claudius TikTok from over the weekend, where she said she wanted to be as famous as pickle.

Like on her come up like pickleball. Like who is pickleball? How did she get so famous so quickly? Like there's outfits, there's like designated pickleball days and she was like I want my fame to be like that Wait, that is so fucking funny because Everyone asked me do I play pickleball and for tennis players pickleball is considered like if you can't play tennis You play pickleball, but then some of my ex tennis player friends are becoming like Celebrity pickleable teachers and pros

because they're like you're automatically ready. So then I'm like wait and then people like why don't you play pickable and I'm like do you want to know honestly? It's because it's the same reason why I don't sm... I haven't ever smoked a cigarette. I'm afraid if I start I'm gonna kind of obsessed with it. I'm gonna have to quit all my jobs including gig squad Go on to pick a ball tour and Be traveling the world as professional pickup artist pickleball artist pickleball. I'm like a friend I'm gonna get obsessed pickleball. I yeah, and that's why I don't like organized sports It is it sounds cute. It's time consuming you have teams next thing

You know you're judging other people for not doing it next You know you stop talking to your family And that's heroin So I know we have to talk about some updates from our wild episode last episode First of all, I have to clarify Charlie poof did not know that I was engaged I don't know I got like spun Also, they took my Photoshop phone.

When everyone in their mom was posting about Charlie Poothie, we were like, first of all, we've like talked about this before a second of all. This is how it actually made me love the giggler so much more because things that we say at live shows, that's fucking Bible, it's vaults. Bible? They've never.

We will say whatever, it's like the one rogue person like at a Giggly squad show that will be like she said this this and this We don't identify with that like the girlies that were at that Giggly squad show that we were like don't say this But it's Charlie pooth or top top gigglers top tier, okay? No, they're fucking I almost like wanted it was it was a thank you for trusting them to be like, I'm gonna let all the gig glitters in on it. I almost want to send a mass email to just that one show being like things real recognize real. Cause now one person like leaked that.

Then with Braxton, I don't know, Sophia and Aurora followed us. Yeah, I, but was a messaging Aurora. Olivia, I think she's think she was busy that day. She doesn't know her name at the time. I did notice that someone, with their last name, Barrios, I think it was Braxton's mom or aunt or something, comment, and it was like, this is not what Braxton is like.

Okay, I almost commented on that being like, there were no Braxton's turn in the making of this video because like I Didn't want I feel like Braxton did that Instagram story because of us and I was like we weren't trying to shit on you Like at all. No, this was not about you. This was about this was larger than you But yes, so Braxton does an insuserva response. I don't think I mean we definitely didn't like prompt to prevent him from having the response we definitely didn't we didn't help we didn't help we didn't help but he literally was like for anyone who missed it because

people were like what do you say he basically was like I don't want any drama and everything was good with the last girl. And I don't want this. Thank you. Yeah. And there were people being like, he's so mature, he handled that so well.

And like, all I could think of. If a girl said that, they'd be like defensive, liar, snake. No. No. She clearly wants attention. Oh, wait, that's so true.

Remember when like Adam Levine's like's mistress came out and everyone was like, whore, and like, literally, I just was trying to save the truth. But like, Braxton comes out and people are like, oh my god, that's a man with his head on his shoulder. What an upstanding man. Yeah. I hate men. I'm in a real eye hate man phase right now.

I was on TikTok and there was this whole thing about like types of girls and it was very fascinating and I want your opinion. Wow, I can't wait. This is my favorite. Okay, no it's so fun. Okay, first girl is called Rat Girl. Okay. She is going to Barcelona, Ibiza, Valencia.

She's drinking Red Bull. She has makeup remover. She likes disco balls. Yep. And she's just like parting in the club. Yeah, couldn't be us. She has gold hoops on. Yeah, couldn't be us. OK.

Couldn't be us. Couldn't be us. Golden Retriever girl. OK. She loves Costa Rica. She has like super goop. She's wearing hookas. She has Rio de Janeiro, she's eating

assay, bowl, bowls, her bikini has like, I don't know, it's like crocheted. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah. I don't think that tells you that. No, couldn't be assay there, no. Couldn't be assay. We're not, this is the girl hikes, that girl hikes. Yes. Okay, now we're getting interesting.

Mouse girl. Okay. She's going to Budapest Vienna Prague. She loves cats, she's drinking ice coffee, she's going to local libraries. She likes the Diptikue candles. She's traveling sightseeing going to museums. Not us.

Couldn't be us. No, couldn't be us. Flying squirrel girl. I'm feeling, I'm feeling like this one might be more similar. Okay, proceed. Flank squirrel girl, she's going on a cruise. Couldn't be like, oh, couldn't be. Yes, take a bath.

She's doing a cruise and cruise. I feel like Flank squirrel girl, she drinks apparel spritz and she's wearing silver shoes which I do love. She has a deor lip oil. Okay. It's, I feel like whoever has a deor lip oil isn't going on a cruise though. I know. I feel like flying squirrel girl was just they threw random shit at the

wall. Yeah, I feel like that's niche. Okay. Sloth girl. Okay. She's going to Switzerland. She's wearing ugg slippers. T Gasson hair oil. She's journaling. Okay. She's napping. She has like gold jewelry, she has like these headphones. I want to be her, I'm trying my best. Each and every day I try and be more like her, I would say. She's wearing a like, oh my gosh, these cute white pajamas set.

Yep, yep, the little shorts and the button ups, yes. Okay, so I think Sosgirl is definitely part of us. She's wearing a locket. You never know. Sometimes you love a Y2K jewelry find. I do. I do. Oh wait, that was it. Okay.

We're at... So I think I'm Slawth Girl and Mouse Girl and Rat Girl combined. I think I'm just Slawth Girl. I think you're Slawth girl with a little flying squirrel. Yeah, like a bit of flying squirrel. Do you remember? We're both, we're all rodents. Do you remember how viciously I used to bully you during COVID times?

And I said that you have the body type of a cricket. Okay. That was body shaming. Okay, you know what? It's so funny that you bring up my cricket my cricket Me being a cricket. I'm not it Because you know how competitive I am and over the weekend I had to play kickball and obviously like I Had to dominate it I'm so fucking

soar I Did hit it. I did hit it, home run my first time up to plate, but- Obviously. It was a slip-in-slide situation, and I last month, I didn't realize that I've never used my cab muscles before, and I had to ask like, hey, what is this muscle that's sore

and everyone's like, you're fucking cab? And I was like, oh, okay, never seen, never heard of her. Never heard of her. This past weekend, I've never worked out my triceps. Not one time have I done a single tricep move because let me tell you, my arms are so sore, I can't even pick them up above my head. But you did kickball, you just used your legs,

why are your arms sore? You were on the lip and slide kickball, so I was, Oh, so you were putting your body through trauma? Yeah, so I was literally, I was full out body, because why are you on the floor? They were on the floor. They were on the floor. They were on the floor. They were on the floor. They were on the floor. They were on the floor. They were on the floor. They were on the floor. They were on the floor.

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They were on the floor. They were on the floor. They were on the floor. They were on the floor. They were on the floor. They were on the floor. I was like, I hate to say this. Welcome to 30. I woke up and I was like, I think I was hit by a car. Does made me stretch for 15 minutes this morning, longest 15 minutes of my life. But did you feel so good after? Kind of, I was like, my lower back's tight and he's like, I got some good moves for you to do. I literally did, I literally woke up the other day, laid on the ground and I said,

I think I have to do a back bend. Because I couldn't get the pain from my bed. I was like, I don't know what to do other than stretching ways I've never been in before. So I do think it's stretch girl summer. Okay, and that girls need to stretch more because one, no like joke of it's number one, tends to play her greatest of all time.

Stretch is two hours a day and he has like knock on wood, the best like injury record. He's so lucky. And that man is lengthy. That man is stretchy and fast. And as girly as we have to be fast, we have to be speedy.

At all times, we're running from the patriarchy. Also, this guy, Brian Kelly, the points guy, told me he goes to this place called stretched in New York. And he does it once a week where it's like a massage slash professional person stretches you. And he said he literally got taller from it and it made him like the most healthy he's ever felt in his life. Oh my God, how much taller?

Just like a little bit of a paced. I don't know, but he's big. He's like, five. Oh my God, imagine you become a tall cricket. You become a, what's a praying mantis? Imagine I get so tall and I'm usually eating your best friend, and I'm rada out for campaigns.

I'm like, sorry, I grew too interested. I do have to say that Paige, when it comes to silly little sports, is incredible. When a mom needs a safer child and she gets all this crazy power to like pick up a car to save her child that's you when it comes to like beer pong. I know where you get this power from. Do you want to know what I think it is? I think it's because I was never

good at traditional sports. Like I wasn't going to join a traditional sports team. Yeah. Because I just wasn't good at it and it was too much pressure for me. So like in gym class when it was like, oh, we made up this stupid game, I felt like I had to dominate it. Yeah, like that was your time to shine where people couldn't expect it and we couldn't really train for it. Right, like you couldn't train for it,

we're all at the same point, there's no advantages and I was like, this is my time to really shine in terms of physical activity. You have very high potential to become a crazy sports mom. Yeah, I do. Like, the mom in the rafters with her like, Gucci sunglasses on, fuming, because the rough, just called a strike on your son.

Yeah. And it wasn't right, it wasn't okay. And you're gonna have to talk to someone after. Yes. I have potential to be a really nutty sideline mom because I'm competitive. I could see you on the phone with Nike, trying to sign your kid and you're like,

Azidas came in with a higher rate. So I don't know what she's gonna do. Talks you later, bye. Rebox on the other line from my little Stanley. Stanley's gonna change the game of basketball forever. I haven't watched the air movie yet. You have, Joe. It's so good. And I feel like people don't realize that

the reason Michael Jordan is rich is literally because of his mom. And that is the feminist story that I want to hear. Wait, speaking of not feminist, whatever. Have you watched the rest of the idol? Like, did you finish it? Yes, I could tell. Well, first of all, now you've watched it.

What is your opinion? I have so many, so many thoughts. All of them, unconventional, unpopular. I actually feel like I've been getting in debates with people. And they think, like, they leave the conversation thinking that I'm weirder than they had initially thought. My first thought is, was it weird, was it quirky, were you confused at what things were going on?

Yes, but I think it was a lot more realistic than people were trying to give it credit for. Like they were like, oh, these sex scenes are so like rapy and like, and these are like horrible. The one sex scene, I was like, okay. horrible. The one sexy and I was like okay. You like that's a Tuesday for me and Craig. I was like I kind of don't think that that's like so crazy. No.

Like oh my god you put a blindfold over her and then like okay not like that nutty. The cult stuff was weird then like electrocuting that guy I thought was really weird. But at the end, where you basically realized that she was the master manipulator at all times, I felt like was very real. And also the way he was manipulating her, like so slowly and like randomly doing things and then, but she was using him. I think that was real. Like if you've met anyone famous, I feel like you know that people use people. But the last thing I will say because then I want to hear your thoughts are nobody's talking about how the

weekend made a full-on show about Selena Gomez. Like that, I feel like he was trying to say that Jocelyn is Selena Gomez. So people are saying it was Selena Gomez or Britney Spears because there is a dancing that's like identical to Britney Spears but so it could also be merged a lot of things. I wonder when Selena was dating the weekend was her music like different her style was different. Her style was different, I think she was, well, just when they were saying like how Salina was like, doesn't people in her documentary where she was like, I want people to take my music

seriously and I want it to be perfect. And like, I feel like Jocelyn had that. Like, I want people to take it seriously, whatever. And her whole team being like, we don't want her to have another mental breakdown and the team being like, she didn't have a mental breakdown. She was exhausted. We never said she had a mental breakdown.

Like I felt like that was very Selena inspired. I wanna know the T of why it's only five episodes. No huge HBO Max show, now called Max, now sounds like a guy that doesn't text you back, but I'm not going to get into it. Wait, that, in itself. Is only five episodes, that makes no sense. They definitely bought minimum six, should have been eight.

So I want to know the drum. Because the last one, I had no idea what the fuck was that. I have to say, I think Lily Rose Depp is a superstar. If she has one fan that I fan is me, I'm obsessed with her say I think Lili Rose deaf is a superstar if she has one fan that fan is me I'm obsessed with her I think she's iconic I think she's everything she's a Gen Z queen like myself this trip she's at the end I was like what's happening no like I've never seen anything cooler hotter sex I was like I want that dress I need a dresser my birthday somebody was making fun of it though. There was a Sims party where they're doing disco music.

And it's like, that was the music played there. And everyone was like, this is the greatest music I've ever heard. And it's like, but I think so much on this podcast. Who do I think I am Claudia Otrie? The last episode I do feel like, kind of lost me a little where it all kind of was rush. I feel like things could have been developed longer. It was very rush.

Yeah, I just, I wanted more. I like the idea. I don't think it was executed right, however. I did. The way people are hating on it is not. Yeah, the people are hating the same. It's like you for you, it does just this crazy shit. Like it's not like that. Like I didn't feel like it was so demonic that I was like, oh my god, the people are hitting the same. Like you for you, it does just this crazy shit. Like it's not like that.

Like I didn't feel like it was so like demonic that I was like, oh my God, I just turn it off. You can tell it was, it's definitely like from the weekends perspective, which is weird as a woman, because you're kind of like, who is this random rat tail dude that we all like, it's all about.

But I mean, he is a star, but it did seem like the men were like, we're taking control of this narrative. Do you like the weekend more or less after watching it? It made me realize that I knew nothing about the weekend. I was talking to Sierra about it and she's not a fan of him, not a fan of his music, and now after the show really not a fan of him, not a fan of his music, just and even after, and now after the show, really not a fan of him. I feel like he fully brainwashed me.

I feel like he's like a creative genius, like Kanye. Like, okay, okay. So, you know the weekend, I've been a fan of since like 2010, House of Balloons, like loved his early shit. I just didn't know his personality. I realized he's funnier than I thought he was. I love that.

He's actually funny. And I feel like he's just creative. Like, okay, he's a music artist, but he was like, I have this idea for a show I want to do it. Like, I like that. Like, I like when people step out of what they're known for and do something else that's in like a creative space. I always think that's really cool.

So I- I just want to know the drama. There was drama and to tell you the truth, Rachel Senet, who was the assistant and whoever was mean to, is my, I mean, friend is a strong word, but like I know her in the comedy scene in New York City. If I saw her, we could say, she played Laila or the Jocelyn's best friend. Yes. Okay. I think she was the best actress of everyone in the cast.

She was the most believable of being like, what's happening? Like, I felt like I watched the show through her perspective. Through her. Anyway, people should watch it and DM us and tell us what you think, because me and you could be enabling each other right now. For sure.

But that's how all great friendships last, you know. It's just you do Lulu girls saying exactly. It literally so literally. Your recent post of you, I think you're in Italy. Yeah. Our side parts back. I think so. I have a blash. Our side parts back. I think so. I have a blash.

Have you, okay, my follow-up? Have you ever been a side part girl-y? I was fortunate to be born with a cowlick. If people don't know what that is, it means like my hair, when you put it to the side, like I look like Donald Trump. Got it. It doesn't like smoothly go. Like the only way it works is down the middle.

You with the side part was like gorgeous Cindy Crawford-ass. Thank you. Well, I'm like, I feel even though it's been a few years, I feel like I'm still a recent middle part girl. Like I didn't start a middle part until, honestly, I feel like till I was out of college. I think with your short hair to the side it's giving me a man row it's giving on a day armist as mario and row you know it's you know it's crazy I feel like we either like love

stuff or we hate stuff we We shat on that movie. I just couldn't. But I'm very into the side part and I feel like it's a Sophia Richie effect. I'm also doing no nail summer. You are. Let's talk about how the universe has kind of like. We got there.

We got back to basics. Well, it actually was like two and a half years, my nail journey. And I feel like, honestly, I got to the top of nail influencer, Dom. Like people were coming to me from inspiration. I felt what it was like to be number one to be honest. And I said, you know what? I did it. And I wanted other dreams other aspirations. You're looking for new creative opportunities and you're taking a

step back right now. I'm taking a step back because it is a lot to be in the public. Yes. Nail I. When you no nail summer, you mean no polish at all or you're doing like nudes so my whole life has been short and No nothing, okay, cuz I There's something about summer when I'm sweaty and I eat a taco and then my fingernail smelly burrito for the next seven weeks that I just can't wow I'm so getting to pull I can't I'm playing volleyball. I'm digging holes in the sand. Yeah, you're doing things. You do things in the summer. You're like, I'm playing golf. I'm like texting. I'm doing a lot of things. And I just...

I hate to bring up that I feel like I have, I'm thriving with my nails because I've converted to a new nail shape. So usually I'm a square long girl, but I just converted to an almond shape and I'm currently loving it. And now I only get gel on my toes and I do regular nail polish on my nails. You guys keep up with them. So it's changing every three days, the rules.

Paige, first of all, how did you become a square girly? And then who convinced you to change your religion? So funny to say that. To convert you. I used to get, I get made fun of, I feel like, from like other girlfriends over like, I can't believe you still do square nails. It's so trashy.

But the reason I didn't, I feel like never look trashy on me. I never said that. I never said that, that was Stephanie. I never said that. Honestly, it probably was Stephanie. No, I don't think it was Stephanie. Stephanie's always admired my nails. Because I always do normal nail polish

and I don't do gel, I feel like it doesn't look as trashy square. And I just felt like they grew, like I liked the way they grew, whatever. But recently, I just feel like they break just on the corner. So I was like, let me just convert to almond. So I had to cut them a little to convert to almond, but now they're growing in kind of nicely.

Well, yeah, almond you could actually go shorter and but because it's long at the very tip it could feel really long. Yeah, and you won't get stuff stuck in the size And I'm on my I'm on a pale pink journey. Can I say something controversial? Always this is a safe space Is your nail game good or your fingers just skinny? Did I do something to you? Do you think of me as a joke? Am I a joke to you?

No, just people are thinking it and I want to let you respond because everyone's thinking it right now. Everyone you're not judging me, but you know that people will. I are looking at helping you get ahead of the backlash that you're going to get because this is my thing. Do you think anyone? My nubs. Yeah. I'm I feel embarrassed even to put them to the camera right now. My nubs could ever pull off a square look. It's just okay it's just you want to know what I'm going to say to this? It's just the way I have always my entire life had long nails even so in third grade when the girlies were getting their nails painted My mom was different. I had a different mom that I grew up with so like they were coming in with their short pink nails

I was coming in with French motherfucking tips, okay? Yeah, and Kim was painting them on the couch on Sunday nights, and we did French manicures only and So my nails grew square and almond like wasn't a shape back then like that wasn't a thing to have like different nail shapes So I'd always just stuck with my basics, but as like I got older and like nail shapes, whatever, I just never converted because I felt comfortable with square. But I will say a hot take that I recently said

in a group of girls somewhere, and everyone looked at me like I was actually crazy. I can't leave the home if my nails and toes aren't the same color. And I feel like it's an unpopular opinion because the girlies have recently been doing baby blue nails. That's been the new thing. Green. And then like a different color toe.

If I'm going green nails, I'm going green toes. I need to be... If you're going French nails, are you doing French toes? I'm doing pale pink toes, the same color of the base. Don't try and trip me out. And who is this for? Because it's not for me. It's not for Craig.

I'll tell you that. Craig, wouldn't even know if you shaved your head. That's a new sentence I feel like I'm adding into my everyday jacket. And who is this for? I feel like that's something my therapist has asked. And who are you doing that for? Because it's not you, Paige. It's not you.

And I need you to recognize that. And whose voice is that? Whose voice are you hearing? Because it's not you. That is something your mom says. Paige can't leave the house because she has a baby blue toe. And off white pinky now.

You want to know what? I think it's a sensory thing. Yeah. I need it to match because I feel more put together. I respect that. I respect that. So I don't want to have a wild bottom and a classy half. I'll feel, you know, I all feel too torn who am I you know she hot pink in the sand in her toes or is she going to pervance with her French manicure you know I can't I think wild bottom is my nickname it's what the high school locker room would refer to you as. Oh, there goes wild bottom. Also, sounds like the name of a horse.

Also, there is this thing going around that I've kind of been doing called wrong shoe theory that a lot of the fashion girls have been doing. Have you heard of it? Yeah, like picking something that like doesn't that you would so not pick. Yeah, you basically pick a shoe that just wouldn't go and that's like in right now. Like you wear a skirt with low first. Question, when you do that, are you picking your shoe first? Like are you getting up and getting dressed and being like,

I know I want to wear my sneakers today, so I'm going to pick an outfit based on that. Or are you getting dressed? Great question. I never do that, but like, I wouldn't, no one should listen to how I put together an outfit, because it's reckless, it's uninhibited, and it's not, oh my god, it's uninhibited. You're a creative genius.

You're literally the weekend, you're Kanye's protégé, you're... It's irresponsible. It's irresponsible. How I do it. But I'll normally put together enough and then like what I'm going to do and then there's the obvious choice. And sometimes it's not even like the kind of shoe, it's like the color. Got it.

So it's like either like going like all the same color or like really different. People are doing like, you know, a baggy jean short with, you know, a cute sandal. Yeah. It doesn't have to be like crazy, but like our dress with like a cargo boot. What's a cargo boot? I don't know. Oh.

It sounded right. A boot. I didn't even question it. I was like, yeah, a boot that has a lot of pockets. Duh. Oh. Now I forget what I was gonna say. Oh, I like a jogger with a heel. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. But a really girly dress with a stronger shoe. I don't know, but I think it's fun, wrong shoe theory summer. I feel like your friend Haley kind of started that because I feel like she was really the first person I saw to style like loafers, like every day, like really wearing loafers as like her go-to shoe, where you're not like throwing a loafer on.

Wow, she's gonna love that shout out. Yeah, make sure you tell her. I said that. I spent all weekend with her. It was her 30th birthday No, I'm in hailey Bieber not real hailey Sorry, I'm like when he friends name hailey my normal real friend hailey like Not sweet sweet baby Angel Haley. I feel like we should do on social media like at my space top eight of all my celebrity friends because it's

getting confusing. Yeah it's getting so confusing. But like some people are like getting ahead. I suppose I'm Rada wasn't inviting you to the White Party in the Hamptons this past weekend. No that was crazy. I think she thought I was in the city. Yeah. She thought I was, I did leave a story that said going to the hamster. I think she missed it. I bet she thought you were just going to be there.

Like she was, she assumed I was going to be there. I know. She thought I was going, we were texting about other stuff. Like it never was brought up. I did want to like follow up with you because you said you were going to start like the new season of the Kardashians and I was just wondering if you had in fact started up.

Yeah. That was a, don't remember, saying that. Yeah, that was a good, um. How's it going? It's going, I mean, it's going. It's a lot of drama, but I think it's good. And so is it better drama than you thought it would be? Yeah, it's basically like I didn't really realize this.

Here's the thing, I feel like I'm in such reality TV mode. There's something really major fourth wall going on that they can't like tell us, because Kim and Courtney, I feel like don't really speak. They don't... Like I think they just despise each other, like in real life. Like I don't think they, where like I think Kim will call Chloe

and be like oh my god guess what happened. But I don't think she's doing that to Courtney. That makes me sad, but yeah. Here's the other thing, I love Courtney, I too. I'm like a big Courtney fan as well. The thing I don't love about Courtney is that's like you start all your shit talking I love her. I'm so sorry she's perfect. I'm so sorry she's perfect. She can literally do no wrong. Would never ever say anything bad about her. But actually this is a greater this is a greater

thought that I have this is a bigger than Courtney bigger than Courtney Kardashian thought when you don't like someone In your life or on TV or a character in a movie Sometimes I think I don't like people because there's a little bit of like Deep down subconsciously you do that too and you don't like it about yourself But it's easier to see it in a character or in someone. And then you project your shit onto that. So then you're just like, I fucking hate that person.

The thing that I have with Courtney, that I don't love, and I recognize that like, oh, did I used to do that? Do I do that sometimes? I don't like that whoever she's dating, she then becomes like a replica of that person. Like I feel like her personality very much is based around whoever she is with at the time. So like when she was with Scott,

I felt like she was very different, like how to very different personality, even like her humor was different. The way she dressed was different and with I'm not saying like it's Travis's fault but I just feel like she's very different than the person I used to watch on TV where with Kimberly I feel like it's been a slow evolution of her like I can still see her personality from when she was with like Chris Humphries to like now.

No, Courtney Kardashian is giving Cameradia's in track, just because he's an ogre doesn't mean you have. But she used to dress so cutesy. And I used to say Courtney is the best dress sister. And I haven't said that in years. Isn't true that the girls would say Courtney say Courtney's like the bitch of the family, but I always thought she was like, Loki's so funny.

Like I never thought she was bitching. She had a very dry humor. I think also people don't realize that like, she was the oldest and I feel has the most childhood trauma. The others were too young to realize what was happening. So like when her parents were getting into divorce, I think she got that trauma the hardest. Wow, look, I mean,

we could just analyze them. Yeah, right, a thesis, that's really good. I, I've been missing, I haven't watched any of the Kardashians, but now I realize I should. I think I'll watch it at night, like to go to sleep. Um, and shout out, Cam, I know you're listening. We left you where upstairs, you're in my MySpace top eight. We haven't even talked about Mauricio and Kyle.

I was about to bring it up. Is that nuts? Dibble, did you see she just announced that it's not true? That she's not a not a lesbian. Oh, I don't know. We were talking. I don't know. Wait, what are you talking about?

OK, all I heard was that they were getting, they were separating. And then she posted and said, hey guys, we've had a really bad year, but we're not divorcing or separating. We just had a really bad year. Very interesting, very interesting. TikTok disagrees.

And are you on lesbian talk? What's a lesbian talk thing? Wait. Are you on Lesbian talk? Like in general, this is actually like a total separate. OK, my question is, does your algorithm think that you are a lesbian? Because sometimes I think that my algorithm does.

No, occasionally I'll get JoJo Fletcher. Is that her name, JoJo Fletcher? Nope, certainly not. That's what's from the Bachelorette. She's happily married, I think. Is it JoJo Fletcher? Nope, certainly not. That's what's from the Bachelor at. She's happily married, I think. Is it JoJo Fletcher? Nope. We're wrong again.

JoJo C.Wa is who you get. No, I'm not talking about JoJo C.Wa. There's a lesbian singer. Her name is just Fletcher. Okay. And she's like really hot. I'm on Fletcher talk, but I'm not on like full lesbian talk. Oh, I'm on like full lesbian couples talk.

Oh. No, I'm a full lesbian on TikTok. I'm taking talk. I have zero in between. Have I gotten down lesbian, why does it say lesbian? I've gone down lesbian, rabbit holes, where I've been like deep in drama of like who's dating who, but then I go back to depression cat talk.

I have thought like if I were to be a lesbian, what kind of lesbian would I be at like 2 a.m. on TikTok, I'm like would I be this kind of lesbian or would I be? If we had to leave our men and be with a girl, which doesn't sound bad at all, like we're always like two seconds away from doing it. You look literally. What is your type?

I don't know. I don't know. That's the thing. But there is this one couple that I'm literally obsessed with on TikTok. It's Olivia and London. And they are, they're always doing it. Literally feels like they're just like best friends,

and they share clothes. And I think that's the part I'm attracted to because the way they dress is so fucking cute. And like they just got engaged, they're planning their wedding, they are like preppy. I think they live in Alabama. And they are just like the preppiest, cutest little lesbian couple and I'm obsessed with them. And at first see, I like lesbian couples because they're powerful. Like two women on their shit together without having to like wait for a guy

to like find tampons in a grocery store. Like you're getting shit done. And you know me, I'm always thinking of logistics. And like one of the first thoughts I had was like, I bet when you walk into their house, it smells so good. You know, like that was my first thought. I bet also when you walk into their house, it smells so good. That was my first thought. I bet also when you walk into their house,

their dryers always going, because they're always like, oh, I just have to drive this really quick. Like that's something that I love. I'm doing a new hand on the street segment where I'm for pride, where I'm interviewing LGBTQ plus plus. Yeah.

And I was joking with the lesbians about how there's a stereotype that they move in together really fast. And after talking to them, I'm like, if someone that night makes you come 18 times, first of all, you can't walk to leave their apartment. No. Second of all, why would you leave? Yeah. Is that like a stereotype that lesbians move in together really quickly? I didn't know that. I think it's because it's like two girls, like they want to have the emotional connection, but also like, think about how like I have multiple orgasms, dudes, they don't.

So it's like you can, lesbians can go, they can go have sex for like 18 hours. And then they get up and they like make a frittata. You know, and they both clean the kitchen afterward. You know, like they're both simultaneously putting things in the dishwasher. Like that gets me revved up. You know, to know that there would be someone there to be like, oh, we're out of paper towels.

Oh my god. That gets me fired up. I'm more of like a quality versus quantity friend type person and I do really think in my life I always have like one dude I'm into and then I have like one girl who's like my wife at the time Like I just I need to have it and that's I don't need to tell 18 people I just need like one girly who's like, right or fucking die. And yeah, and what else would you need? So if you're a lesbian, you literally, I feel I get it, how, why they move in quickly, I would too.

You only need like one blow dryer. And if Also, instead of lesbian talk, I have found myself on mustard talk. Wait, are you talking about the videos where the people are like potato mustard cottage cheese, carrot mustard cottage cheese? Just like the girl goes chicken sausage into the mustard and then she goes, oh, all she does is make this plate of like raw vegetables and chicken sausage and cottage cheese and mustard and you just watch her eat it and she's cute and she's like, I lost 80 pounds.

I don't know if I fuck with mustard like that though. Well, that's a thing, doesn't I gotta fight? Cause he wanted Dijon for the weekend and I was like, we're doing yellow mustard like a baseball game. Well, yeah, because you're making hamburgers and hot dogs. You're not putting it. Yeah. And he's like, Dijon, I'm like Dijon. Is he throwing a Dijon on his hot dogs? We're not in the South of France. Yeah. Oh, that's interesting. He has a, he has a, he has a palette on him. He has an elevated palette, who does. That's why he likes my pussy. I did see some photos of you over the weekend,

just whipping food up for your guest. I did DM you and say, Michelin star for sure. But did you try your hand at any, any crazy creations? So I became a fully different person. Yeah. I bought, um, Mutsu-Dell, basil tomatoes. All my friends, I started to making it. They're all freaking out.

They like, do you need help? There were cat treats like right there and they were like, are you sure? This is like a sanitized environment and I said, shh shh shh. On the host's with the most is I cut the cheese. And I cut all the little tomatoes. I put it on with a basil, a little bit of salt, a little bit of pepper, olive oil, a touch of balsamic. And I was the talk of the town.

I heard, I heard about it in Southampton. I felt like a mom. Yeah. It felt very wholesome over there. I'm gonna be honest, I was two seconds from just... Right. I do think that like, why do we go straight Italian? Like, it's like, what should we do? I'm like, go press it.

No, oh my God, I totally get that. If you're bored, like, what should we do? I don't know, probably eat cheese. No literally. If I go to someone's house and they don't have like a designated cheese board, I'm like, this house is trash. You know, like if they're hosting a party

and there's not a cheese cube in sight, I'm like, are these people having problems in their marriage? Like what's going on? Also, if you're bringing chips and salsa and the chips do not have a hint of lime, the hint is you need a leaf. Like, if you're just grabbing the tostitos that aren't even scoops, you want to break up with him. One thing I didn't factor into friend-sting for the weekend is like, we're a napping family. Yes.

And I'll push myself, but I'll hit a wall. And we went golfing and Haley ordered this thing called the transfusion. Have you heard of the transfusion? Sure have, Hannah. That would be the only reason I would come and golf. Blacked me the fuck out, because I loved Jiraal, and I love grape juice.

And it's literally like one of them and you're like, I'm feeling different. And then you're like, yeah, obviously I'm gonna have a second because that was so fucking good. And after the second, you no longer know your name. So we're a competitive golfing family. Like we were there to play. Me, Dave, Dave, and Des, and then Haley was like,

the color, she was like the color. She was comedic relief. By whole six, I didn't give a thought. I was like hitting three balls. Des was like, what do you do, and I'm like, life is too short to care about sports, okay? And he's like, who are you? You're supposed to get a birdie on this hole

and I was like, the only hole I'm thinking about is my butt hole. I've gotten kicked out of golf courses before. And I've yelled, it wasn't me, it was the transfusions. Okay. So, because it was for Haley, he doesn't know that I was like sipping it the whole time because I was like this tastes like literal juicy juice, I love juice. Like that's better than wine.

If you put those in a Capri Sun pack, I would be like for sure. That's a new Capri Sun flavor. And then I had like a huge sandwich with sweet potato fries. And I was like, I can't tell if I'm in a food coma or a transfusion coma, but I'd just say when I got home, I fell asleep on like the couch in the living room where everyone was talking.

Yeah. And I could, you know when you can hear them being like, it's hand okay, but you can't. You can't move. You've been paralyzed. You can't even open your eyes to like give a sign that like you are alive, but you're struggling. It's like you're in a, I wonder like if that's how people

feel in a coma. Like I'm right here, I'm right here, but you can. You know those dreams that you can't yell that she wanna yell, that's literally how I felt this transfusion, and Des is like, she played nine holes, why is she so tired? And I'm like, no, I'm black out. I don't know if I'm gonna make it, you know?

Who ended up winning? I said that I quit. Wow, so you win at whole fucked up. No, he was mad, he was like, you can't quit and I was like, I don't play by the rules anymore. I didn't care. But it was fun and then I, I slept for like, that's the thing. I don't do socially acceptable naps. Like does we'll do like 15 minute power nap. Great. I'm out for three days. Question, question. When he's doing these 15 minute or he's doing these like power naps is he setting an alarm or his body is waking up

His he like can't sleep long No, like I always think it's Crazy the people that like set alarms when they go to take a nap because I'm like The world will tell me what I'm supposed to do Who am I Who am I to decide fate and set in a alarm? If I'm going down for the nap, I'm putting, I'm in God's hands now. Like it's whatever he wants for my journey.

I set alarms because I have stand-up shows. So I'll sleep by like four and my show is at seven. So Des will always call me about like 630 because he has a phobia that I'm gonna sleep through my show and disappoint hundreds of people who have traveled. So that's my biggest. But when you leave it up to God, that's the best now. It's the best now. God, I am one of God's children right now. Like, let me be. Let me rest my peace of mind.

I am your shepherd, and I am a tired-ass shepherd. Right now, I'm exhausted from shepherding. But then, and then, does he smile? He's like, no, you can't fall asleep, and I'm like, watch me. I'll fall asleep. I'll fall asleep, anyway. I will fall asleep, anyway.

There was a period of my childhood that I think my mom was actually really nervous that I did have an arcolepsy, but then she realized that it was my tiny little brain and body getting stressed out. And whenever I would be really stressed out, I would fall asleep. I'll do that some days where you know,

when you just can't take on what's happening and you're like the only way to survive this day is to not be conscious. And that sounds so dark, but I've had some days where like I just decide I'm gonna sleep this one through. It's my sleep it out. It's so funny because the other day I was in my bedroom and like you, this is like gonna be very niche. But do you know, like when you're in a depression,

I know the state of what my bedroom feels like when I'm depressed. Oh God, I'm not bringing up my window shade. I have the purple reflection of my TV from my fucking Roku. It's dark in there, but I can see a rim of the sun through the window and like door shot definitely like close all over.

Yes, the state of your room in a depressive episode. And like my room was like that the other day, but I wasn't depressed and I had to literally run out of there. Now this morning, I was like, oh, yeah, we're settling in. Like where I'm in it. This is, this is where I feel my most comfortable. It's 12 in the afternoon. People are celebrating the 4th of July. I'm in here as if it's 4 in the morning. Well, that's my problem. During the day when people are active is like the time that I like, I get so crippled with my own anxiety because I'm like, what should I do? What

should I do? That I'm like, I'm gonna do nothing? Then the second I know that everyone's doing nothing, I'm like, oh, now I feel free to be like, should I write a movie script? No, literally, I, in my head today, Hannah, I said the exact same fucking thing. I was like, I should really get up and do these three things on my checklist

and I'll feel so good. And I'm like, but why don't I just wait till like 8 p.m. and I'll like do them then. And so that I can relax all day. I'll start a whole business, perform a TED talk when everyone's asleep, but God forbid I work when you're supposed to work. It's almost like too much pressure.

Wait, what's your opinion on Kyle and Mauricio? Okay, so I've been seeing it for a couple, not a couple weeks, but I would say like a week on TikTok of everyone being like, wait, I think Kyle is in a relationship with a girl and like everyone was missing it because of all the scan of all stuff. But she like said, like please don't make up rumors,

but there are a lot of similarity things with this one country singer, her name. Is she with Bronwyn? No. Her name is Morgan Wade. She's a country singer. Oh, so they know the girl. Oh, yeah.

She has all these tattoos. She opens for, I can't think of his name. Is there a country singer? Church? Whatever. She opens for someone who's really big. What's your church, she'll. I can't think of his name. Is there a country singer, church? Whatever. She opens for like someone who's really big. Yeah, she's literally opens for Winston Churchill. And one of the things was like they saw a bunch of like

interesting Instagram comments like back and forth to each other. One girl speculating that they are wearing matching rings on their ring finger because Kyle was no longer wearing her engagement ring and her wedding band shoes wearing just this one ring and Morgan had the same ring she was wearing it. They both have heart tattoos, which like a lot of people have heart tattoos but it was just a coincidence.

There was this one Instagram comment where someone in like, I wanna say it was like in Morgan's family commented and was like like I'm glad you got some Kyle time There was also like no pictures of Kyle and Mauricio together for like six months and people just kind of like didn't pick up on it Her post to him for Father's Day was very different than her post to him for Father's Day last year Her daughter posted a picture, tagged everyone but Kyle. I saw that. That was interesting.

I just think it's wild because everyone I feel like would always give her shit of like, you know, Mauricio was so rich and like, there was like cheating speculations on his end. I don't think anyone ever saw it coming that like she could have possibly left him for another woman. Well, you saw the psychic episode that they keep playing

how the psychic was like, he'll never, never emotionally fulfill you. That broke my heart when that woman said that to her, but then it's like, and Kyle was like really defensive. You know, she's like, absolutely not. If my husband leaves, I'm going with him. Yeah, where are you going? To the submarine, to the Titanic, what's going on?

I do think that he's an example of a guy who's so hot, rich, everything. And those are the guys that sometimes you could feel the most empty with, because on paper, they're so good. And I'm not blaming anyone. I'm not blaming anyone. I'm not taking sides.

I mean, I guess we tend to see how it plays out. I mean, again, Bravo's doing well with the story lines because now people want to watch this shit. No, how crazy. Beverly Hills has continued to, they've really reinvented themselves so many times. Time and time again. I mean. But it is her turn to be under a little bit of fire

because everyone around her has. I agree. I'm like, I do like the Beverly Hills franchise in general. I realize that I actually don't like a lot of TV shows and I actually don't pay attention to a lot of TV shows, but I do watch what people wear. So I feel like most of the time when I'm watching Beverly Hills, I'm not listening to them. I'm just looking at what they're wearing and I like to look at wherever they're filming.

I like to look in the background of their homes and see what's in there where I'm not really paying attention. It's like designer porn, but I think most of it is fake. I think a lot of it is like what they're like wearing. You some time you mean you think they're doing full DH gate halls? I think that there's a lot of girls during TSI. I think they're paying like good money for like good fakes. For sure. I feel like there's a lot of Birken bags that are Birken bags. Birken bags, you know. The one thing that always makes me sad

about reality TV couples, when they break up, are the ones that started on reality TV married. Yeah. And then ended divorced. And I always sit and wonder, like, do they think, wow, if I'd never gone on this fucking reality show,

I probably would have stayed with my husband and like, yeah. That is the one, I just feel like there's a lot of that. I do think there's a lot of relationships too that they're fighting, but they're fighting about production. Like, I didn't want you to show this about our son's life, or I didn't want you to bring this

up about our personal life. So yeah, it tests it beyond, and there's a reason why most people on reality TV shows, especially like housewives, do not have long-standing, healthy marriages. I mean, healthy marriage is a strong word. It's obviously complicated. Right. Finally, have you been following the Mikaela wedding, the makeup girl on TikTok?

I haven't been following very closely, but I do know that she's getting married, any, anything. So this Mikaela girl, I've always loved her because she has this boss in accent. Some people say it's fake, whatever. I think she's different and cool. People love to hate on her.

Like, she had the mascara thing. She's the one that lied. Yes, about the mascara thing. She had false eyelashes on her. So she has her wedding and someone leaked a text message from like one of her friends apparently who got to say the date but then never got an invite because apparently Michaela decided to invite a lot of influencers instead. Like, James Charles Charles Chris Olsen Dylan

Well, baby like big big influencers right the wedding and then all of these influencers did like a get ready with me for her Wedding and it was giving like branded whatever my perspective Get that money says get that back Get that back the people who are, if you were in that position, you don't know what you would do. You owe many millions of dollars you've made from that wedding? It's a stupid day anyway.

I said it. It's not sacred. She's not a virgin, okay? If someone called me and was like, hey, I'll give you 400 grand. If you have all your bridesmaids make a get ready with me using this one specific product. I'd be like, fuck yeah, hey bitches, get your cameras out because the food has been taken care of.

The DJ, taken care of. The flowers taken care of. Drink on me for the next 10 years. Also, it is gonna be a public wedding anyway. So it's gonna be public and everyone's gonna be judging it. You might as well, and you wanna get famous from the wedding, you might as well invite as many influencers as possible to blow at the fuck off.

Like, I get it. I feel like I have, because we're in that age where we obviously know so many people getting married, it's actually very, I feel like harder to get certain wedding things sponsored. Like, it's not that easy for influencers to get a lot of things that for free for their wedding. And I've heard a lot of stories of like, from on like brand sides of like, how many people have reached out to get like things free for their wedding.

And they're like, no, we're not doing that because it's so much money for the brand. So like if you are getting things for free for your wedding, I think you're like a pretty big influencer. And so it's like, who cares? And like yes, like you have to work on your wedding. Yeah. As in like, you have to make sure you get content, but you'll have people for that. And I think for her, it's like whatever her dream was.

Also, how many fucking of your parents' friends are there that you don't even fucking know? Right. I'd rather have Chris Olson. 1,010%. And again, I had my wedding and I wanted it to be private. And I didn't do any formal things about it, because that was like our whatever.

But also, it doesn't make me a better person than her. That meant like my husband and I wanted some privacy. You wanna know something? I think about a lot. I feel like it's kind of wild that I've never gotten really drunk and alope with anyone. I feel like I give off that energy. Like Vegas, like Vegas type of thing.

I feel like I give off an energy that I'm like, let's just fucking do it and we'll get an annul tomorrow. I feel like you are, no, no. Out of the vagina, you were like, we're having an Italian wedding. No, I would still have that. I really actually now that I'm thinking about it, I think it's stemming from,

I'm pissed that nobody's ever asked me to just go get married. Maybe that's what it is. Where I'm like, nobody's asked me to alope. And I think that's rude. Are you mad at Craig right now? Yeah, honestly, I think, I've been actually trying to think of things all weekend

to just get mad at him for. So go. He's awake. Or Craig is on a Craig is on a golf trip right now. And so he's and blackout and he's never been on one before and he had the nerve. He's never been on one before been on like a an overnight one Feel like he's literally your child at golf camp. I send him to overnight camp. I sent him to overnight camp He had the literal nerve the other night I had called him and he was like oh like um out what I'll call you when I get back to my room great awesome amazing In hour and a half one by I went to sleep, she's tired, she's going to bed. This man had the nerve to text me and say, oh, are you already sleeping?

We just missed each other by 10 minutes. I went back in my call log. We missed each other by two hours. First of all, it's a transfusion. It's a transfusion talking. I get what the girls are saying, this is a golf trip, this is a golf trip. He's timing, I was like, I get what the girls are saying. This is a golf trip. This is a golf trip.

He's, his timing, he doesn't know what time it is. It's worse than a bachelor party trip. For sure. I slept like a goddamn baby though. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, that's so funny. Okay.

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