Giggly Squad - Giggling about summer, Cannes, and thrifting

Episode Date: May 28, 2024

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What's up, gigglers? Gary, fix the wifi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. Hello, my... I always want to say Galapagos, gigglers. It's so funny because I always want...

Whenever you started, in my head I say gargantuan every week every Gargantuan's insane. That is the craziest word I've ever heard in my life Insane. I have a gargantuan ass. Do you have a diffuser? I feel like I did but it was like a liquid one and then like butter knocked it over and it was like smelled like fucking. No no no I'm sorry no sorry that's my bad. Humidifier. No diffuser for like your blow dryer for your hair. I have no idea what that is.

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I think that I actually have curly hair. Like I identify with like, I don't though, but like in my brain I'm like, oh, I identify with girls with like curly hair, but yet I don't use hair products for curly hair because I don't have curly hair, but I've always wanted it. Are you going through something right now? No, as I get older, in the back, it's so crinkly, so I'm like, wait, do I low-key have curly hair, but I've straightened it my whole life that I,

because my mom has curly hair. So I'm thinking about buying a diffuser and buying a bunch of curly hair products and seeing if I can have curly hair. Maybe just go to therapy. Maybe just go to therapy. No, that is the girl equivalent. I'm like, maybe I should change my hair texture.

I love, but I also love that you think that you've like tricked everyone that you actually have straight hair. Like you fooled the world and you, or you fooled yourself. No, because my mom has the curliest hair like that she straightens and blow dries. Your hair texture does change over time. Yeah, I feel like it does, and I feel like I'm a wavy hair curly.

I don't wanna get into it, but my gray hairs have main character energy. They only grow straight up. They're like, hello. And I've heard that they're so much harder to dye. I need to get a gloss or something, because I'm starting to get some grease. Can you gloss your hair?

That would be so fun for not just me, but for the gigglers, because you've got bangs, you've got short hair, you've done all these fun things. Is glossing though, I'd have to look into glossing. I have a gloss. So do you sit there for the same amount of times that you are dying your hair? No, it's so quick.

It's literally 15 minutes and it's healthy for your hair. Oh, okay. Because my whole thing is like... The only way to really fuck up your hair is bleach it. But also, I don't know what I'm talking about. This is literally... There's no knowledge behind this. But just if you bleach your hair, it'll fuck it up.

That's all I know. But like you putting highlights, you putting ombre, is that what it's called? No, Bali ombre. You're putting ombre. Do you remember ombre, like when the girls would get green on the bottom of their hair and I'm like, she's a freak. I think it's ombre, but I'm into your pronunciation.

I think it's spelled O-M-B-R-E with an accent mark on the E. I think it's spelled O-M-B-R-E with an accent mark on the E. I think you're right. But like you can say, I don't know what you're saying, but get balayage, do you know how to spell balayage? No, but I, actually B-A-L-A-Y, balayage. You're so close. You're literally the female Montana boys.

You're the Italian Montana boys. Albany girls. Wait Hannah, I'm literally the girl Montana boys. Oh God. You're like, what's your favorite date? And I'm like, April 14th. It's not too hot, not too cold. I do have to, can I like go dark for a second?

Sure. I have to tell the gigglers, I had a really bad experience before I left for my flight. I came home and I was really hungry. Yeah. I think it was after the podcast, we recorded it late, so I got back at like 9 p.m. and I was really hungry. And my mom was like, just go to sleep,

and I'm like, life is too short, I need to eat. So then I was like, I'm just gonna get something on UBERK. I don't even look at my fridge, there's nothing in my fridge, nothing's gonna happen. When I'm hungry, I'm like, everyone's against me, the world's against me, I'm uncomfortable in my own skin. I just feel like I'd rather, I don't wanna sleep, I wanna eat.

I just, no, just everything everyone says, I'm like, what? So then I go, I'm gonna order Uber. And I order. It's really hard to go to bed hungry as an adult. Yeah, I've told myself that it helps put me to sleep like when my stomach's full. Same, that's why I always have cereal before bed

because I'm like the milk is gonna soothe me, little. I feel like as you're older and you're more anxious, I don't need to also have an anxious tummy. You know, I want at least her to be happy. One of us needs to be happy. Someone needs to be full and content and it's not gonna be me, you know, it's not gonna be my brain not the brain So I get rice and beans and a quesadilla as I do from one of my favorite places to combi and it says it's like

30 minutes away. I'm like fine. It's worth wait. This is such a sidebar, but do you ever order from POP? Oh, I love POP. I used to live in Murray Hill back in the day when I was a frat star Okay I love POPO. I used to live in Murray Hill back in the day when I was a frat star Okay It's single-handedly like saving lives because it's literally just like it's so cheap And it's just like chicken and rice and it's like the best chicken you ever had and it's Peruvian So it's the green sauce that they put some crack cocaine in it And it's so good the best chicken you'll ever Wait, is this podcast sponsored by P.O.P.O.? I mean it should be, but I was just thinking

that is my go-to and I'm like, I'm really hungry, nothing else is open or what time is it, what do I feel like? I'm always chicken and rice. You're so right. So I should have done P.O.P.O., instead I get a little crazy or a Tacombi. And I've had moments where they'll call 20 minutes in, oh sorry we close.

No, they said it was getting picked up, but the guy was just like hovering around the restaurant. I'm like, this is weird, but it's fine, talking to Des. The guy finally picks it up. What time is it now? He finally picks it up like after 40 minutes. So it's long, but I'm like, it's happening, it's fine. And the guy gets towards our apartment, my apartment's a little complicated to find,

and I keep calling him, and he keeps going, one minute miss, one minute, and he hangs up, and does his like, he definitely doesn't speak English, and that's just what he says. So he's been hovering around my building for, it's 20 minutes now, so I say, fuck it, I'm going downstairs, I'm finding this man. Yeah, I'm gonna help this guy out.

The second I go outside, it's like 11, 15 at this point, like unsafe. Unsafe. In my Crocs, and he cancels the order the second I go outside. So then I'm looking around like, I'm gonna find this motherfucker, cause he has my food, and I just, I can't find him. So I go back inside and I go to Dez I go He gives a little order and he's like, okay. How did he cancel it though? He basically said that it got delivered

So then I had to report it which I did don't worry everyone. I got my $36 back, but I'm still starving I will say I will give u Eats their roses and crowns. True. They have a similar model to Amazon. They're like, oh, sorry bitch, you need your money back? Here it is, you broke ass bitch. Immediately return to you, we're so sorry for that. They do make it easy when like,

when they fuck up, they're cool with it. But, so I'm basically really starving. It's like 11.30 at up. When they fuck up, they're cool with it. But so I'm basically really starving, it's like 11.30 at this point, and I go, okay, I'm gonna be a normal person and I'm gonna open up my fridge. Nothing in my fridge but some soy sauce. So then I go to my freezer and I have this thing where I'll go to Trader Joe's once a year

and grab like 40 frozen meals because I think that I'm gonna be like a health queen making like salmon burgers and like chicken bowls. Oh my God, I love a miso glaze. How have I not lived with having a miso glaze? Cauliflower gnocchi, that is me, that is her. So I look and I have all this stuff and I was like, and Des just bought an air fryer

because he's going through a midlife crisis. So I grab one of these chicken bowls and I heat it up. It takes like 10 minutes. And I start eating it and it tastes fucking weird. And for the first time in my life I realize, do you know frozen food goes bad? No, it doesn't. Apparently?

Apparently? So then Dez is like, it's probably bad. It's been in there forever. And I'm like, it's frozen. That's the whole point of freezing it, that it lives forever, like Walt Disney. Wait, that's in my brain too. Like if it's frozen, it's good.

I don't care how long it's been in there. Like you know when you go to your grandma's and she just pulls out something frozen and fucking cooks it? So then I realize like this is bad. Like this chicken is bad. So then I'm like even more panicking, I'm hungry, and I think I'm like poisoning myself.

How much had you eaten? Like three bites, because you know the first two you don't taste because you're hungry, and then I was like, that's not right. So then I'm like, what else is in here? And I pull out like a tilapia filet that I've never eaten, but I bought for some reason, and Dez is like, do not put that in, that's definitely bad.

And then I realize everything in it is bad so then I'm like was there an expiration date I you know it's like hard to look but like I found it and I was like yeah that's a year old so like I haven't gotten new stuff because my fridge my freezer is full of shit so I haven't bought more and then I have like tons of dumplings why did I buy frozen so anyway I'm actually like starting to panic at this point and Dez is looking at me and he could tell that like I'm not myself, I need a Snickers. And I also like, most people I guess could be like,

I'll have a cookie, I want savory, like I want a fucking meal, so he goes, do you want me to go across the street and get Chinese for you? And that was really cute of him. That's so nice. I said, well you could have done this two hours ago. Where were you in my time? Where were you when I fucking need you?

When I'm searching for this fucking guy on the street. I knew I was gonna go to Europe and not see him for awhile, so I said, you know what, I'll go with you. We'll go on a little date across the street to get Chinese. So what time is it now? It's like 11.30. It's like 11.45. So we go down and the place is closed.

Which has like never happened in the history of New York City Chinese food restaurants. No, like this is when I was like, my enemies are fucking on their shit right now. So then he's like, let's go to a deli. Let's go to a deli. We go to one deli, the deli is like, oh, we closed our food.

Like you can have a granola bar. And I was like, there's no fucking possible way. I'm paying so much money in rent and I can't get a meal at 11.45 in New York City. This is New York City. It's why we live there. This is the only reason why we live there. So then, we go across the street,

because obviously there's a bodega across the street from the other bodega. We walk in, there's food. I said, thank God, thank God. And I'm panicking, and I'm like, just give me whatever's fast. And I said, can I please have a bagel with scallion cream cheese?

He goes, yes. And I'm looking at Des, I'm starting to, you know, dance a little, I'm like humming, I'm excited. The world is looking okay again, the rainbows, butterflies. And I'm going to the guy to pay, and the guy goes, cream cheese and jelly? And I was like, butterflies. Yeah. And I'm going to the guy to pay and the guy goes, cream cheese and jelly? And I was like, no. I look over and he made a bagel with cream cheese and jelly

and I said, Scallion, cream cheese and jelly? Well, I think he didn't know what scallion was and he just thought I said jelly. And I look at Des and I said, did I say jelly? Cause I'm off right now. I don't trust myself. I don't trust anyone around me.

I look at him, I said, no, I just, just give me regular cream cheese, please. And he's like, yeah, I thought that was weird. You asked for jelly. And I was like, I don't know what's happening. I did not ask for jelly. So then I look at Des, like I was holding the bread. I'm not eating the jelly.

I don't want jelly. I want savory. So fast forward another 10 minutes, I finally get my bagel. But I actually like, I kind of, I finally get my bagel. But I actually like, I kind of, I think a tear. Like I cried during this process. But I was fed and I went to bed. I almost had like a full breakdown.

When you're hungry and like frustrated, that's when I start crying. Yeah. No, Des was like, are you joking or not? And I'm like, I don't know. Yeah, when you don't know, being frustrated over anything is the number one feeling I hate more than anything. I rather be so mad that I'm gonna burn down an entire town

than ever feel frustrated. Also, not to just like totally, you know, hate the jelly community, I will give a quick bagel order that I think you might really like if you try at some point because you do like a savory. Regular plain cream cheese on a toasted bagel with jelly and bacon. Like I think I'd bite it and be like, oh, that's fun.

Like I wouldn't hate it, but I wouldn't order it on purpose. It's giving like a date, like a appetizer, like a date with goat cheese and bacon. Yes, it's giving the trash version of like a French breakfast No, I actually do like bagels with cream cheese and jelly just in that moment That was not what I needed. It was not what my journey It was not what I wanted but I actually also not to brag about myself One thing I am good at is I know exactly what the fuck I want to eat

Like, you know men will be like girls never know what they want to eat. I wake up in the morning I know I know what fuck I want to eat. Like you know how men will be like, girls never know what they want to eat. I wake up in the morning, I know what my friends want to eat. I know what everyone wants to eat. All I know is we're fucking eating and I'm going to find it. I'm going to know where. Actually, this is really one of my favorite things to do and we don't do it a lot, but I save for it when we do, is going out to eat just with you.

Like I really enjoy. That's like when we're on the road. There's nothing better than eating with someone who enjoys eating. Like you give eating the roses that it deserves. Like you're talking about roses that it deserves. Like you're talking about it. You're in it. You're in the moment.

You're like, this is really good. You should try this. I love this. I need more ketchup. Where's the waiter? Like you're never, like when we're eating, you're never not present. And I think it's a really beautiful moment.

Wait, so you're thinking about like every regret you've ever had in your life. And I'm like, if I don't get sour cream with this burrito, I'm gonna lose my mind. Yeah, like I can take away my own appetite so quickly because like I'll think of something like I said two weeks ago and I'm like, I can't even freaking finish this, like I hate myself.

Like where you are so in the moment and I think it's like, I just love it so much because my family is like that. Like when we're eating, like we're talking about it. We're cutting pieces up, putting it on other plates, talking about what the next meal is. And so like, it's very comforting for me when you're like, I love what I'm eating.

Some would say I'm a little bit of an emotional leader. I'm like, you know what would make this day better? Bacon. That I'm not addressing my real problems and I'm just thinking about. And you always have like, you always have like a little snack and that like is also something

that's very comforting to me. Like I know that at any moment you have a little snack in your bag and like. But the snacks are like purely emergencies. They're not for joy. They're for those moments where I've realized I'm really losing my mind. And then I go, oh, I just need a Snickers.

I literally just need a Snickers. It's also just people are built differently where some people just like need more food faster at all times. Maybe you do, you have like a mild blood sugar problem where like when your blood sugar dips low, you do get like, no, I need to eat. I love when you diagnose me and I'm gonna believe it.

I'm like, maybe you have diabetes. I can tell Des, I have a mild blood sugar problem, Paige told me. So I need dessert now. I need a cheeseburger now. I have a mild blood sugar problem, Paige told me. So I need dessert now. I need a cheeseburger now. I have a mild blood sugar problem. I feel like at any moment, if you bring up someone's blood sugar,

you can't say anything back. No, you're so right. Who are you to fight about someone else's blood sugar? If someone brings up their period or their blood sugar, get the fuck away from them. Let them live. Yeah. But I think it's so real.

I definitely think I have blood sugar levels. My thing is I also have a phobia of being hungry. Like literally that scene in Trainwreck, I'm always like, oh my God, I'm so hungry, or like I need a snack because I haven't eaten anything today except I did have an omelet and then I did have a whole fruit salad

and yogurt in between, and then I did have lunch and I had two dinners but I am really... There's a couple things that like you can count on and it's literally taxes and that Hannah's had breakfast, lunch and dinner. Like just know that when she says anything she's had three meals. I hate when I'm with other people who don't respect the art of breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Where like, it's 2 p.m. and they're like, oh, we had a big breakfast and I go, oh, oh. Yep. Oh, but there's a time change, so.

What? That doesn't matter to me. I do think it's like, eating is actually very romantic too. Like, I think Des and I are very compatible eaters Like some people eating literally starts fights. I have one friend who like he gets annoyed when you know his Like girlfriend and him disagree about what to eat It takes forever and it's like that happens three times a day. Like that's that's that's divorce worthy

One time a boyfriend made me go to couples therapy You are such a meme of you are the problem Okay, I never understood when people like weren't compatible in terms of eating because I just had never met anyone that didn't, because also we're Italian, so we're only offering the best food on the planet. So I never understood it.

One time I had this boyfriend who made me go to couples therapy in the first couple months of us dating, which I should have known then that it was a red flag. But anyway, you know me. I showed up to therapy, I'm like, I'm so ready for this. I'm in a cardigan, let's do it, let's break it down. And you lied the whole time.

The whole time. The entire time, I was like, what is going on here? How did I get here? How am I sitting on this couch with like terracotta walls talking to a therapist who I later found out was not a licensed therapist? So that's a whole different situation and category. His friend named Jeremy.

Yeah, that I like found myself in. But one of our biggest fights that we ever had was there was a pint of ice cream in the freezer. And I ate half of the pint one night and then the following day, a full 24 hours later, I was like, oh, my second half of my pint is in the freezer. Like, I'm gonna clean this right off. Like, I got this.

And I felt like I was in a time warp because my boyfriend at the time was shocked, appalled, couldn't believe that I would have the audacity to eat ice cream two nights in a row. And so that was the first time I was ever like, oh, okay, people have issues with food and it's not always me. But I took that on where I was like, wait, is this crazy?

Like I'm 28, am I not allowed to eat ice cream two nights in a row? Am I not allowed to have depression? No. Excuse me, sir, don't bring up my blood sugar. It seems like a HIPAA violation. I need this ice cream. Also, if you're bringing up ice cream,

I have to say our Italian ancestors, my family, even my mom, she has ice cream every single night. It's calcium. Every night. Sir, it's an aperitivo. Yes, every night she has like one or two sco she has ice cream every single night. It's calcium. Every night. So it's an aperitivo. Yes, every night she has like one or two scoops of ice cream just to keep the calcium levels up. No, you just, you need a little sweet.

Like you need a little something. Yeah. And like, I'm not letting my Ben and Jerry's half a pint be sad in the freezer because like only half of it was eaten. He's jealous you're having a threesome with Ben and Jerry. Yeah, so if anyone ever makes you feel bad about food, find yourself a Dez who will go to a Chinese food restaurant when it's closed, knock on the doors,

and then take you to a deli. Well, it's so funny. The one difference is Dez loves sweets, and I don't, but it works because we'll both get ice cream and I'll have two bites and then I'll give it to him. But no, I've said this before in the pod and this is still a thing that upsets me is the one thing Dez does is he doesn't ever want my food

besides ice cream. So when we eat, I see his plate and I'm like, okay, I want that, I want that, I want that. And he'll give it to me and then I'm like, okay, what do you want for mine? And he'll be like I ordered what I wanted and I'm like, so you don't want anything for me So when you're with me and does it's like being with the same person because I've never taken off of your plate ever And I feel like I ordered knowing is this big enough for Hannah to your food us? Your food is my food, but my food is also your food. His thing is he's just like, if I would've wanted your food,

I would've gotten your food. I don't want your food. But my dad is Mr. Eats Everything. So I just was like, why are we not? But also a guy should never get upset at a girl for eating too much, because we're eventually gonna have babies for you, if we do, and we need enough nutrients to have the babies.

Right and also like I know men are our number one killer but like starvation is not how I'm going. Like I just refuse, it's not how I'm going, it's not my journey and. Oh God. Anywho, so you're in Charleston for the memorial, the yearly Memorial Day party at Craig's house, which I thought just happened. I swear to God you just did this.

Craig is very, Craig wants to be known, I feel, as the house. The Memorial Day party guy? Yes. He loves being known in his group of friends where he has The Memorial Day party guy? Yes, like he loves being known as like in his group of friends where like he has the Memorial Day party and then this year he was like I really want like us to be known as like the people that have like a New Year's Eve party and like I just like didn't sign up for any of this. He likes having a community which is cute, but the word community gives us hives. No, he loves having a community and

here's the other difference I I think, between New York and the South, is if you went to college in New York, like if you actually went to college in New York City, I didn't, but it's not a, just again, my college got canceled, but that's a different story. It's not as comradery, do you know what I mean? Like Craig is still friends with everyone he like lived with in college.

Yes, so like now they're all married, they all have kids. So like they still wanna fuck around the same way. So like they all come to Craig's house. Yeah, like old times. Where I don't know that college camaraderie and also girls are just different in general. I have a group of girlfriends, but they don't all know each other, you know?

Or they don't all fuck around with each other. Yeah, you don't let your friends know each other. That's crazy. No, because I also feel like girls are just different in general. I need different opinions. I can't have them all sharing. I need to keep, they can't gossip with each other.

Right, and then you have your certain, you have your going out friends. You have your friends you call when there's, you really need advice. You have different people, but they're boys, so they're like, whatever. Also, when you graduate from somewhere and then live there, if I stayed in Wisconsin,

I would have so many college friends. All their wives went to school with them. Yeah. Do they like tell college stories in Charleston? Then what do you say when they're telling their college stories? What do you do? I just say, ha ha.

Why do you feel like when people are like having inside jokes that you don't know that everyone's looking at you during it? Yeah, like seeing how I react. Yeah, I'm like, you don't know that everyone's looking at you during it. Yeah, like seeing how I react. Yeah, I'm like, I don't, everyone can tell that I'm not understanding, but they actually, I feel like they don't give a fuck and you're just in your own head.

But this is also my thing, when I throw a party, I feel so much pressure that I made people come to my party that I need everyone to have so much fun that I actually don't have any fun. And I've realized this about myself and I'm okay with it yeah Craig definitely has fun at it for sure but we where we differ is like if you're coming to my house for a party I want you to wonder who lives in that home yeah do I I might not who knows like I don't want anything that gives a sign of life

to be shown in the home where Craig's like, it's okay if there's things on the counter. Where I'm like, there can't be anything on the counter, they can't know we get mail here. Sanitize. So that's where we're different. Yeah. And so I like to like prep more before a party

where he's like, oh, everyone's just gonna come over, it's gonna be fun. So we throw parties I think in a different way Do his friends have kids yet? Because I feel like he's getting that awkward age where some do Okay, so they do but this is a no kids party, which I had nothing to do with it No, I like you made that rule I had no skin in the game. I actually did it I would have said kids were fine, but there was a debate between their friend group of like Should the kids come should the kids not and no kids ended up winning? Yeah, it's it's funny

We were talking about airplanes how like it's no smoking, but should there also be like no kids area like like in Cruises and stuff where there's be like no kids area like in cruises and stuff? Or there's like a no kids pool? Should there be no kids areas in the city? Yeah, specifically on the Upper West Side. Here's what I'll say. I think there should be no kids in like, yeah, certain situations. And I'm very much much gonna be a like, no kids person for different situations, but growing up, my parents never went somewhere without me.

I can never remember there being a holiday party and my parents being like, okay, we're going to our friends for a holiday party, you're staying home. That just never happened. But I feel like you were perfect. I feel like everyone saw you and they were like, oh my God, is that a matching set on her?

And she's only three. And then you spun around. Actually, speaking of almond moms, my mom said that I was such a good child because I didn't care about anything, specifically eating, other kids. If kids were doing something in the corner, I didn't care. I was like, I don't really need to go over with them and I

would just sit with my mom and be like okay we're sitting now I mean that's kind of like you now no literally she would be like we're sitting here and just and I'd be like okay like who am I to go against what my mom would say my poor mom I remember there was like an Easter and she got a really cute dress for me with like socks and sandals and a really cute matching hat. And I did not fuck with hats. Like I was like, mom, you know, I have one rule.

I don't do the hats. And she's like, just for the photo, can you keep the hat on? I'm throwing the hat, I'm hiding the hat. I'm trying to burn the hat, burn the house down. This is so good because you were so opposite. I also like was furious that like one of my socks like that line on the sock was like going over one of my toes and I like couldn't fucking keep the socks on my feet. You know I've chucked myself in the pool like it's a fuck it's a it's a miracle I ever got a photo as a child that looked decent.

Or if I did get it, I'd have like a demonic face on, like, cause I did not want to be there. Do you remember the store when we were little, it was called the Children's Place? Yes, I think it's still there. Really? Do you think they're still in business? We need to look that up.

I died for the Children's Place. That place was lit. That place was my favorite. I would beg my mom, can we please go to the children's place? And any outfit that had a matching hat in the cart. As in mom has a hat in the cart. If you had a matching accessory, a matching sock and hat, I was like, and we need it. We're buying it. We're getting it.

See, I wanted to go to Chuck E.. We're buying it, we're getting it. See, I wanted to go to Chuck E. Cheese's. I thought that shit was lit. I wanted to chuck myself into a bunch of plastic balls with bacteria and get an infection. We would have been such good friends as little kids because we would have been just so, like we would have just played.

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I'm gonna play it for people. It is such a fucking bop. I wish I was a rapper when I was a kid. ["Spark"] The energy will tell you all about it I search for my spark and I found it Everybody in the crowd, they're bouncing Think you could stop what we do I don't How old are they? They're like, maybe like 9, 8, 9, 10

Like really cute And it's boys, all boys Boys and girls, and they have like a thick Irish accent Wait, you should have them open for you No, I'm trying to figure that out Or I'm just gonna have the song as my opening song. Also in London. So my pre-show angry woman playlist is arguably too

important to me. I'll walk in a venue and they're like, OK, what's going on for the show? And I go, are you playing the angry woman playlist right now? Because when girls walk in, that's the vibe. That's the energy. We do it on the Giggly Squad shows too. And I'm always updating it.

So I go out, like I- No, people, I feel like people don't know this very like niche thing about you. You love a Spotify playlist. But only one. Yeah, right. You only like- A Spotify playlist.

You only like adding to your one Spotify playlist, but like you're always adding. You're taking away, you're adding, You're taking away, you're adding, you're taking away, you're adding. And it's like this moment of all these girls who remember these songs from like the 2000s. So we're about to start and the guy's like, do you wanna start right now?

And I'm like, yes. And then the shared song comes on and I realize that the whole theater of like 1300 girls is like harmonizing to it. Like fully, and I go, wait, we need to finish this song. It's like, There's nothing women can't do. Live without you strong enough.

It was Cher. And all backstage were dancing, the crew starts dancing. And then I was like, is this just the show? Do we end it here? So the girls are harmonizing, the girls are having a great time. I don't know where this story was going. Oh, but long story short, I'm in Europe.

Okay. Have you done any shopping? So I'm driving my mom literally insane because all I do when I go to places is search vintage shops, which is honestly choosing violence because vintage shops have such a wide range. Like, it's either like you you're gonna get bit by something or you can't afford anything in the store. And there's this in between that you sometimes find that is so fucking perfect.

Everything is clean and nice and not too expensive, but that's part of the fun, right? We're exploring. Okay, this is a crazy thing. I have, okay, this is like a crazy thing. I love vintage designer. I've never gone, like, I've bought vintage designer, like, online, but I've never gone to a store and, like, found it and, like, sourced it.

We need to make a plan. Paris. Within the next year. Paris. We're going to Paris. I know the shops are ready. I'm taking you two. I've written it down.

Okay, I also would really like to go to Monaco and do it. Obviously. Because they have something where like, okay, you know, Morgz. Yes, Taylor Fritz's girlfriend and my friend. Yes, tennis girlfriend. She has such cute style. And like a couple months ago,

they had like a tennis tournament in Monaco and she was there. And she did the shopping haul. And she bought, I'm not kidding, seven designer like vintage things for $1,000. She also went to Tokyo once and found a place where it was like 300 bucks for this stuff. And it's not DHK, you guys, it's real.

But this is the thing about this vintage stuff. I don't love when a designer thing comes out that's cool and then everyone and their mom is fucking wearing it. So when you go vintage shopping, you find a Fendi bag that you've never seen before, no one's gonna have, great for conversation, it's your taste, you selected it for you. I just fucking love that.

Also Monaco, what the fuck is Monaco? Do you know what's a country? It's literally a small, very rich country just full of yachts and it's like three yards long. And if you live there, there's like tax breaks but no one can afford to live there. And I don't think they have a language. They're just like in between France and Italy.

They're kind of just like, yeah, whatever, we're rich. But we don't do anything. It's crazy. They do that. They're like, don't look at us. But it's so chic. So I've gone to some places and I just was like, Paige would lose her fucking mind.

But it is, you feel like you earned it. Like you have to work for it sometimes. I just going to like just a Prada store and buying whatever the latest Prada is, is like boring for me. It gives sometimes. I just going to like just a Prada store and buying whatever the latest Prada is, is like boring for me. It gives me, it gets me just like sad. There's nothing, you want more creativity in it.

You're right, I want a challenge. I want to make things difficult. You like a challenge. Yeah, I want to complicate things. Because if you're spending like a significant amount of money, you need to die for it. And it needs to be special. And you know when you see a girl with a bag

that you're like, I've never seen that bag before and it's so fucking cool? Like, that's what I want people to do when they look at me every day. I get that. I have this vision of my daughter leaving for college or something and her coming in my closet and just all the vintage stuff

I've had for years that like, like I have this one Prada dress that I'm like, I can't wait for her to wear it and be like, and like the day that she's like, Oh my God, you have a Prada vintage dress. Like, yeah, bitch, I do. Or it wasn't vintage, but by the time she wants it, by the time she wants it, it is. I'm like, yeah, you can have it. Also side note, I feel like all over Instagram and TikTok, everyone's in Europe and it's like so fucking annoying. Like I'm like, oh my God, this person's also in Europe. And then I'm like, wait, I'm in Europe.

I'm being such a hypocrite. Can we please talk about what's happening in Cannes? Oh my God. First of all, First, first. First of all. First. First of all, what is it? First of all, what's everyone on the stairs for? Is it Khan?

Is it Kane? Is it Raising Khans? Raising Kans? Is it multiple days of film festivals? Is it one day? I'm so confused. I think it's multiple days, but the thing is also then there's just random people there who aren't part of

any of the movies. It'll just be influencers and stuff that go to. So it's fashion. But clearly no one knows the rules. My PR was just like, we'd really love to get you to go to Cannes Film Festival. And I was like, I would absolutely love to. I couldn't this year with my schedule. But I was like, I would absolutely love to. I couldn't this year with my schedule,

but I was like, what is it? And then they'd like, didn't respond. They're like, okay, we'll do it next year. I'm like, okay. That is the most fashion shit ever though, just being like, I should literally do one of those man on the streets where you go around, you just say like, have you been to,

and just like a fancy French sounding name? Why they haven't like, let us just like, take over the country. Like, I just like, have you been to and just like a fancy French sounding name? Why they haven't like let us just like take over the country. Like I just like don't know yet because we're so smart and we have so many good takes. Why they haven't put Giggly Squad on the Met Gala red carpet just asking the most insane questions is beyond me. But you at like a really intense like fashion moment

asking like if they've heard of a designer that you made up is my Roman Empire like I need it like I just need a full show of you in the fashion community asking ridiculous questions this is the thing like do I become a prankster I don't know if I have it in me I have seen a girl though, who went around like during fashion week to be like, are you going to the like West Wava show? And everyone was like, yeah, I am.

And it's like a fake show. You know what? I was at one of the, I was at the Brandon Maxwell Love him. fashion show this year. And Moda Operanti hired this TikToker to like ask all these crazy questions. And before we did the interview, he was like, "'You can either go along with what I'm about to say

"'or you can be normal.'" And so I didn't know, and he asked one of those questions where I was like, I actually really don't know this, but I leaned into it and was like, "'I don't know what you're saying.'" Like, I wasn't gonna try and act like I knew because I knew he was kidding. So instead of being outed for being dumb,

you pretended you were being dumb on purpose, kinda like the Montana boys. Yeah. Yet again. Yet again. We have so many similarities. It's actually terrifying. No, but Paris was amazing. I went for two days with my mom.

Sorry, I'm just thinking of like the Montana boys when they get nervous and like they clench their jaws and I feel like that makes people stop talking to them because they're like blindsided by like their bone structure. I feel like what's the equivalent to girls and it's like I'll just start flashing people okay anyway what were you saying? That I went to Paris.

Sorry. No I was in Paris with my mom it was so much fun we did so much walking it was crazy and then we went to London and this is the first time I've ever been to London Have you been to London? I have been to London. Um, do what? I've been a couple of times one time I was there and I went through my boyfriend's cell phone I found out that he was cheating on me, but we were in a gorgeous hotel in London So I just kept it to myself for like a hot minute Yeah, I was like I'm gonna enjoy this dinner though first and then we'll deal with this back in America don't you hate that when you're supposed to be having fun

but you need to like truly destroy someone's life and you're like, can I have fun for five more minutes? Can I just finish my steak? No, also like feeling trapped in a five star hotel like in a different country is a different feeling. It's giving the beast in Ariel. The what? It's giving Rapunzel.

Yeah, and so it's like you find yourself in really odd situations in your 20s. And so like the first time I ever went to London, I was so excited. And then I realized my boyfriend had been cheating on me for months, like while I'm standing doing my makeup in the bathroom hotel. But I loved it.

I had a great time. This is a mental health moment for all the girlies who are seeing all these people in Europe. Doesn't matter where you are, their mind is a prison. Our minds are a prison. Yeah, someone could have just found out they're cheating. No one is actually happy. They're fighting.

And they're like, take this Insta. They're demons, but they just happen to be in Rome. Yeah. Do you have any advice for girls who have been cheated on in the past? Sorry? I'm going full Barbara Walters But I feel like you've dealt with a lot of cheating scandals surprisingly in your short life Not on you. It's all their fault. It's all them. It's cheating is literally always them How have you kept your confidence up or?

Trust in relationships. I think honestly that's where like my love of revenge came from. And it was really like the first, I would say like more than like half of the relationships I've been in have ended because like of cheating. And obviously like when you're in college and you're in your like early twenties, like no one should be cheating.

But like I almost get that more where it's like, okay, you're in college and you made out with someone 20s, no one should be cheating. But I almost get that more where it's like, okay, you're in college and you made out with someone, okay, big deal, whatever. It wasn't that serious. I truly feel like anyone I dated before 25, I'm like, we were both children, I don't care about anything you did to me then, it's fine.

Our brains aren't fully formed. Right, but in terms, and the last time I was like cheated on where it like really broke me, like hurt me, like couldn't believe it was happening to me, I was 25. And literally the next thing I did was go on a reality TV show. Yeah, you fucking took that ammo

and was like, okay, well you're never gonna be able to talk to me again. And. Yeah, and I just, I think revenge is truly, and not revenge in terms of like, oh, go sleep with this friend, which I have done. I love that kind of revenge too. I'm not opposed to it.

I'm really not. I'm not gonna yoke your yum. I am, but that's like a petty type of revenge, and I've partaken, and I'm, it does feel great. I've dabbled. Yeah, but like long-term revenge. Oh, honey, there's nothing like it. And I realized that I did get long-term revenge

on this one particular man when one of his best friends years later texted me and said, I just wanna let you know, we still all talk about you and watch your Instagram and watch everything you're doing and we still love you and we wish he ended up with you but like he's an idiot. And then I let it go and that was a couple years later.

And then I was like, and now I can release this. And I was like, who's next? You go, and now I found peace. I do think though sometimes you like look at people and you're like, how are they so driven? Like some of the most successful people have been through some of the most horrible things, have been hard done by is what Des calls it,

fucked over by people so that they wanna do it because when they do succeed, success feels so much better when people tried to tear you down or people underestimated you or people tried to hurt you. That's what success is for. Success is boring if there's not a fucking good storyline with it.

You know like when you watch like a sports movie or like if you've ever been on like a sports team and they're like before you go out to like play some big game or something and they're like you have to get mad. This is a sports podcast. No you have to get really, this is a sports podcast. You have to get mad at the other team, be so mad,

like go out there with like all your like emotions, whatever. That's how I feel like in life getting back at boyfriends. You're like, no, you have to get mad, figure out what is really gonna set them off and then do that. And that's how life guides you. It really, boyfriends, getting out of relationships guides your life so well,

because you always level up, you always get closer to who you are. No, I'm so happy I was cheated on the amount of times I was cheated on, because it changed my brain chemistry in terms of dealing with men, and then it literally made me so mad. Well, it's you got wiser.

And I think that's why like older people are so wise because so many fucked up things have happened to them that they've seen it all and they know what to expect. Where like the worst thing is when you're like 22 years old and you trust everyone and you think everyone has the best intentions. That's like when bad shit happens, but you need that bad shit to happen. So we support you.

Wait, I have to address. No, literally, I have to. We have to address what just happened. No, I'm doing my craft, my job. My boyfriend just walks in. My mom is working. One of the most insane questions I've ever been asked, never been asked this question in my life.

Do you know how to throw a frisbee? Sorry, is this pressing? This question must be answered right now. And it wasn't like it just came out of his mouth. He had to go upstairs to ask it. He was just standing there in a towel. He must have been in the shower being like, I wonder if she knows how to do this.

I'm gonna ask her immediately when I get out. Also, that's such a trigger for me because I actually am extremely athletic but cannot throw a frisbee. I'll kill an entire family in Central Park with one frisbee throw, like the dog's dead too. I will just hook it to the line. No, whoever invented the frisbee is an actual idiot.

What is this stupid fucking game and toy? In my high school, there was a thing called the frisbee is an actual idiot. What is this stupid fucking game and toy in my high school there was a thing called ultimate frisbee whereas for all like the podhead guys who were like tall but like We're kind of nerdy and didn't want to play a real sport sport So they just like played ultimate frisbee and they got really into it and the things when men will do not to go to therapy No, I think men are good at frisbee because it's on the wrist and all they do is jerk themselves off. No my wrist does not know what to do. Tell me it's not correct. Where is the lie? Where is the lie? I'm like how do you get that range? Like I've been working on this for years. So my favorite comedian Rory Scoville, everyone should watch his Netflix special called Rory Scoville Does Stand Up for the First Time

and he just came up with a HBO one. Mac, sorry, he has a whole joke about when guys throw the frisbee the other way, not the discus way, the other way, and he's like, who's gonna see that and be like, there you go ladies, who wants some pussy, look at how I can throw a frisbee, calm the fuck down. That's such an ick that you can throw a frisbee like calm the fuck down that's such an egg that you can throw the frisbee multiple ways I've never seen a man throw a frisbee and me say I wonder what that guy's name is like if anything

I'm like we should leave this area it's unsafe no literally when I go to a park and there's a frisbee going around I go I don't want to get decapitated today yeah I'm not in the mood some days I am I'm not in the mood oh god um anyway I'm not in the mood, some days I am, I'm not in the mood. Oh God, anyway I'm in London town. The... When do you get back? I'm going to Dublin tomorrow, which I'm so excited for, because I consider myself part of the Irish. I'm there for a full week.

I'm doing two shows in Dublin, but you know what I realized after being here? We have to do giggly shows in London and Dublin. No we have to. Becauseiggly shows in London and Dublin. No, we have to. Because when you do stand-up comedy, it's funny because of specific cultural references and niche jokes.

So I was a little nervous, in London, are they going to get everything? They got every, I made a SpongeBob reference and they got it. Every reference I said, I literally said, cash me outside, how about that? And they laughed. They knew everything. And then I realized- Well, me outside, how about that? And they laughed. Like they knew everything.

And then I realized. Well the internet is universal. You're 100% right. We live in a global world. But like I just, I mean yeah, they call maybe little things differently, but we're fine. Basically like there's so many gigglers in London.

It was crazy. And when British people think you're funny, it's like. I was just gonna say that. I was like, I was just gonna ask, is it, when you get applauded on stage and you're in Ireland or England, does it almost feel a little better? Because I think that their humor is a little bit more high brow than America. So whenever someone British is like, oh, you're funny, I'm like, oh my God, thank you. Well they're so dry.

And the British are also obsessed with language and talking correctly and stuff. And the girls said that they loved my American accent, but then this one guy in the front was like, I don't really like American accents. And I was like, no, he goes, on it really like American accents. I'm like, at least I open my fucking mouth when I speak,

okay, so I got in one of those fights. And then I said something about the Revolutionary War, but like it went over okay. I just like, I get intrusive thoughts on stage and I like have to let it out, but the gigglers get it. They're like, she went for it. I'm like, look, I don't even understand wars, like revolution, like whatever.

We're from Sicily. We obviously don't understand wars. We don't know what's going on. I'm like sure you can have it. Do you need extra sauce? You can take that land. Dip bread in it too. Dip some bread in it.

Also, whenever I see bread, I think of Craig. So that's annoying. No, that's so annoying. Like literally, I'm having such a good day. Also, I fully called Craig out on Instagram, did you see? No, what did you do? Well, I got a tag from Paige, so I'm always like, what is this bitch saying?

And I look and you posted all the Polaroids of us from our photo shoot day, and it was the first photo. And I was like, so that means not only does she like me, second of all, she thinks that I looked good on her grid aesthetically, which is like, I can't really even process that right now. You look stunning in those photos, yeah. Third, it's just, she's proud of me.

And then immediately I'm like, oh no, Craig is jelly. And then I had to write it down and I wrote, oh my God, I'm on the grid at Craig is jelly. And I think he liked it, but I can't always tell. Cause we're joking but we're not. No, Hannah tried dating him. I can never fucking tell. I'm like are we joking or are we not?

And I feel like that is our relationship where sometimes I'm just like, did you take that as a joke? Cause I meant it as a joke. And that's just like how our relationship is so don't worry about it. So yeah, thanks for putting me on the grid like it means a lot Cuz that's all what friendship really is about is social media likes and shares

You're essentially in my top eight. I wouldn't even be able to have a top eight now Well eight people that's called having a bachelorette party. We're like it just starts fights If you genuinely have eight people in your life that you know like... Well also... No there's no way there's eight people in your life that are genuinely rooting for you. You got one in there that's at least a spy. Yeah yeah for your enemies. Yeah. Also when you first of all when you're adult who has time for eight friends? Also I don't want people to know who the eight people are that I fuck with.

I like to keep my circle quiet. I like to be like, who's she with? I like to move in silence. That's my new thing. I saw Mimi the other day that was so interesting and it's like, it was like I survived that one girlfriend who was secretly a hater that like tried to sabotage me but I didn't find out until later,

and now we're not friends anymore. And that's girlhood. Oh my God, I saw something that was like, the friend who tells you when people are talking bad about you is the friend you can't trust because she's a safe space. For other people to talk shit about you. And it's so funny because actually me and you,

I will try to get info from you or you'll try to get info from me and people know that we tell each other everything. So it's actually really fucking difficult. It actually hit a point where I was like, I feel like people actively, this is the, I mean years ago, but people actively stopped talking about you

when I would walk into a room and I'd be like, no, what were you saying? What were you saying? No, sorry. I know that I've definitely been guilty of playing two sides of something, but it's never that dramatic. It's like, yeah, how'd you feel when that happened?

But when someone's saying fucked up shit people said about you, I'm like, oh, you're, that was you. Yeah. You made them feel comfortable. Yeah, I'm trying to think if like I've ever had a friend call me and say, all these people were talking about you. I feel like, no, not into like that huge extreme, but I've definitely had girl, I've had friends start it.

Like I've had a friends who aren't that close call me and be like, your best friend said this. And I was like, wait, what? That's crazy. Like that's actually really scary. Well then yeah, sometimes the people closest to you are the ones who are like evil obsessed with you. I feel like, what?

This I wanted to ask you about so bad because anytime I see anything sports, I'm like, oh, my friend's a professional athlete. Like I wonder what her take is on it. Did you see the TikTok video of the woman running a marathon and she's about to go. Through like the rope and win first place and her husband goes in front of the finish line, pushes the kids in front of the finish line for her to hug them first, obviously slowing down her time and like could potentially make her get in second place

because there's someone right behind her. And she kind of like runs around the kid to go through the finish line. And the husband standing in the back being like, oh my God, I can't believe she didn't hug our kids. Everyone was stitching the video being like, sometimes you marry your biggest fucking hater. And so many women who were marathon runners

and legit runners and then other women who were just college athletes or whatever, were saying how, if you do a sport and you're an adult, she runs marathons, she takes that to heart, she's trying to beat her own time and he was purposely trying to slow her time down. And I just found it so fucking interesting. That is so fascinating, because I've definitely,

I was in one relationship where it's almost like they wanna keep their enemies close. Where he wanted to know what I was doing at all times. And he was very controlling. And when I got out of it he kept wanting to get coffee like every couple weeks and I was like he literally is trying to just keep like a pulse on my life and keep tabs on what I'm doing and it's like it's a weird thing of like love and obsession or it's like do you love me or do you want to be me?

No. Do you want to fuck me or. There are so many times where I ask myself that. I'm like, are you my friend? Are you secretly praying on my downfall and then you're gonna come in and take my spot? No, and this is just speaking from we are type A, not really, no we're not type A, I just lied to everyone. But we're driven and we wanna do things

and you want a partner that adds value Yeah, well you want to know you that your partner's not like secretly rooting against you and like happy when like because as I Just feel like when you have a partner and you like are legitimately married and that like you it literally is An extension of you like you are the same person. So if someone fucks up your race or your sport, I would take it personally like they fucked up mine. Can I actually give an example from today?

And I feel like I don't talk about those that much on the pod, but basically I sold out my first show in Dublin, which is where he's from. He's talked about Vicar Street, that he's played there, and it's my dream to play there. And I was like, I wanna add another show. But obviously it's hard, like it's a lot of tickets. And the second show, we're like still trying

to sell more tickets. And then today, his good friend Joanne McNally, who's an amazing, amazing comedian and has a hilarious podcast of her own, called My Therapist Ghosted Me posted a promotion basically being like, hey, go get tickets to Hannah's show. So I messaged Des and I was like, oh my God, Joanne's so cute for promoting the show.

And he goes, I may or may not have given her a little. A little there too. No, I don't get emotional and that is making me emotional That's so but that's like what it should be Well, cuz like I he knows I'm busy I'm running around and he has a friend who you know and he just did it without me even asking because he's thinking about me and I would do the same for him and it just you just feel more powerful when you have someone behind you

Who's fucking rooting for you? Like, you know how you feel powerful when you have someone behind you who's fucking rooting for you. Like you know how you feel weaker when you know someone's just out to get you? Imagine flipping that feeling and feeling like someone is like your protector who's just protecting you with things you don't even know what's going on. And like that's the energy.

And a lot of people are dating and marrying people that like put them in situations. I don't even know what I was about to say. You know what, people do get in situations though. Like people don't talk about that enough. And that's what we have to remember, people get in situations. Okay, Kylie Jenner, I'm realizing things

that situations happen. Situations happen and people find themselves in them. And once I was in a situation. Yeah, and it's scary. And if you find yourself in a situation, just know Paige told you it was gonna happen. Oh, one more thing about friends I'm obsessed with. I love when someone's annoyed at you.

I have an ex who, whatever, and then he starts ignoring my friend too. And she's like, I didn't even do anything. But he knows that we're so close that he's ignoring my friend too. And she's like, I didn't even do anything. But like he knows that we're so close that he's mad at her too. Yeah, no, that's definitely a thing. I feel like I have a lot of beef with men that I've literally never met.

I know. And that's genuinely from like the Giggly Squad. Like they, you've never even said anything to them, but they know that there's beef. Like I feel like I've had so many girls DM me like certain situationship like scenarios just to like get my take on it. And I've responded and been like,

why do I hate this man so much? You know, like I have a lot of hate towards men that I've never met. Oh, I heard one more thing that's crazy. I saw a TikTok on New York Times about how incels historically have always been like the problem of societies. How like back in the day the incels were the people they would like put on boats to like go find new land. Like because men who like were socially like not able to have sex with women and weird were the ones who would be violent and bad things would happen.

And that they said the Vikings, even though on Netflix they make them look so sexy and hot, they were just a bunch of crazy incels. And so we need to do something with the incels. And we haven't figured it out yet in this generation. No, it's so terrifying. We have to ship them. We have to ship them somewhere. Send them to Jupiter to get more stupid-er.

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