Giggly Squad - Giggling about summer colds, spray tans, and Sicilian mornings

Episode Date: May 29, 2026

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Sup gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. Got away from me? Hello. My group. What are you laughing?

Because I didn't time it, right? No, because we just were staring at each other. We cannot make direct eye contacts. It's too intense for our souls. What's up my grandiose gigglers? Wait, when we do this, do you look at yourself? No, I look at you. And then I check on myself.

I check to make sure there isn't something insane happening. Okay, I look at you when you're telling like a long story. No, you don't. Actually, it's the opposite. I look at me when you're telling a long story and when you're telling something. When I start a long story, you begin your skincare routine. Like you start like organizing things on your dresser. You know.

Wait. Today was actually so bad for whatever reason. I think that I have someone's assistance email, like accidentally blocked from my email because I'm never in the calendar invite for this one specific meeting. So today I get on and I'm like full face masks, full jammies. I'm like, I wasn't aware. Something was going on. And I kept my face mask on the whole time because I had just put it on. This is where my mom would call the teacher and be like, hey, I know Paige.

I know Paige is having her own problems coming late, but then Hannah gets distracted because Paige. just making a hand of laughter in class because the whole meeting I was taking screenshots of you in the different positions of your face with the face mask because you were so serious so we'll add that to the newsletter because I have a whole folder of screenshots of you during Zoom's being insane but everyone respects you still it's crazy it's because of your aura yeah I think it's my aura and also because you're busy I'm busy I say things assertively I I know that you're you're you start new segments randomly, but I'd like to start a new segment. Did you run it by Grace?

I didn't. Okay. Did you run yours by Grace? Yeah, I run everything by Grace. Yeah. There's a formality to Gagley Squad, but okay, just skip the middleman. My segment is what pissed me off this week. Okay.

And I think that's actually a phenomenal segment. Oh, yeah, let's go. I'm in, I'm in. This was like a couple days ago, but because we didn't record on Monday. Are we okay? That was This is what happened Because we didn't record

That again Paige and I were on a two-hour face time on Wednesday We didn't realize that That is why we had to FaceTime Because we didn't record We had to chat Yeah it's like we needed And then in my head I was like

Oh that would have been so funny To tell on Giggly Squad So we'll try to recreate some moments But they won't be as good What pissed you off I don't even remember what we talked about I don't know I think it was it the Nix

It might depend the Knicks or whoever like they're playing and the other Whoever the other teams are whatever it was Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift they're sitting courtside I was watching and the announcer said Travis Kelsey and his girlfriend Now how successful does a woman need to be to be called her name not only did it piss me off just like here's the thing I thought about it if if he only if the If the announcer only knew Travis Kelsey because it's sports and he knew who he was and blah, blah, blah. Maybe because he was live, it like quickly slipped his mind like, oh my God, I can't remember Taylor Swift's name. Because that happens and you say like, oh, his girlfriend.

First of all, it's his fiance, but I digress. But then later you could say Taylor Swift, calling Taylor Swift anyone, I'm not even Travis Kelsey, calling Taylor Swift anyone's anyone's. calling Taylor Swift anyone's girlfriend Anything is so insane to me I'm like it's Taylor Swift Also it wasn't even a football game It was a basketball game and they both were two fans watching I'm like that's Taylor Swift's boyfriend

Like Mrs. Taylor Swift to you That like really pissed me off I'm like oh my god she has what she has to be more successful for you to know what the fuck her name is Also like can we just watch one basketball game without getting offended by something. One sporting event without getting offended. One sporting event.

I was watching the back of their heads. Taylor and her boyfriend, the back of her heads. What game was that? A Knicks game. So like whenever I would go to one side, I would just see, yeah, he chugged a beer or something. So then like the internet exploded. Oh, I miss that. Yeah.

But you've been. I got the highlights. You've been watching the Knicks, though. Like, how about the mix? Well, I feel like every single person in New York City is like, Go next. It really brought the city together. It really has.

I was unaware that they've been so bad for so long. So bad for so long. I didn't know that. No, my grandpa would be so happy right now. Wait, I've talked. Remember this someone I brought up my grandpa on a Zoom earlier today? Yeah, I do remember it. I do remember it.

Because now I'm going to keep a tally of how many times we're bringing up your grandpa on work zooms. And then that is one moment when I do look at the Zoom and I look at you because I'm like, If you start crying. I literally had to cover my mouth. I started laughing. I was like, here she goes. And the guy we were on Zoom with was like of an old, was a little bit older.

So I was like, if she starts going. I'm like, do you know Jerry Burner? Do you remember him? He's from New York. Wait, I know what we were laughing about on FaceTime. What? How Kim texted you in the morning. My mom texted me like two days ago.

like 8 a.m. Just RIP. I go, whatever happened to hello. How are you? I was like, did I do something to offend you? She goes,

oh my God, I'm so sorry. I meant to say, are you up? And then it auto correct to RIP. She's like, that's awful. And me and Hannah just went into like,

we literally, we went on a, bit for 10 minutes. You called it a Sicilian hello. A Sicilian good morning. Anyone could die at any time. Someone's dead somewhere, R-I-P. Someone's dressed in a piece this morning. It's like, oh my God. It's crazy. That is the most Sicilian thing ever. Oh, my God. Anywho, so that's how me and my mom started our days. Have you watched off campus? off campus. I started it and at first I was like, I don't think he's like that hot in the face. Then I was like, okay, his body's hot.

And then I started getting triggered thinking about like college because I. I know. It was, you don't do teeny bopper shows. Like I'm a teeny bopper. I liked it when it was gay because I wasn't like. That was interesting to me. Me watching like a girl like Jersey chase. I'm like, that's just sophomore.

year, baby. Okay, she wasn't jersey chasing. She was his tutor and then she really she fell in love with him. Also, she's his tutor and they're trying to say that he was smart. Babe, that is fictional. Well, yeah, it is. It's a fictional show. Let us have something. I can't watch science fiction. Fantasy. I can't do it. So many gigglers DM'd me because they know that I love, well, first they know I love watching hot people on the television. And I love, and I love, love a high school like just a cute little stupid show. Is it because that would you love that time in your life? And you want to relive it?

Maybe. Maybe it's because I love that time in my life. But I love just like a stupid like to all the boys I've loved before. Like I love shit like that. Oh my mom's calling me right now. So it's probably dead. Somebody's dead again. God damn.

Not again. So, um, so, um, so anyway. Anyway, so I get all these DMs, like, you have to watch it in the first 15 minutes. I'm like, okay, this is like a little bit cheesy for me. But like, I'm just going to keep going through this first episode. And then I'm like, I'm really hooked. The number one thing that I noticed in this show, one, the main girl is stunning gorgeous. Actually, I had to look her up and see if she was Brooke Shield's daughter because I was like, that's Brooke Shields, like in the face.

Are they going to want me? I miss out. Do you want me again? She's like the perfect cast. And let me tell you something. Watching this show, I was like, oh, and that's a normal college girl's body. And that's a normal, like, hot guy in college. Like it felt I didn't hate my own body after.

Like when you saw my Sports Illustrated shoot. Right. Like when I watch Tell Me Lies, sometimes I'm like, well, how are they so hot? You know, like this show, there was just something about this show that was like... Well, they weren't artificial. They weren't like manipulated. Yes. Their body parts were in the right places where they're supposed to be.

I was like, that's a girl I went to college with that like doesn't know she's super hot and she's super hot. Like everyone knew that girl in college. Like it just felt normal. Like everyone looked normal. No one was like a size double zero on Ozempic bobblehead. And I appreciated it. Yeah, the hockey guys in college, I told you one of the guys asked me what a major was. And we were in junior year.

What was his? Clearly, they put him in something and he didn't know what it was. You're like, babe, you got expelled two semesters ago. You don't go here, babe. Why do you keep showing on? But I told the story many times before. It was a hockey guy that my best friend, my two-week best friend, you know, my two-week best friend we got married on Facebook hooked up with him when I was at a tennis tournament and they

end up getting married and having kids which is and we're happy we're happy for them and they're on facebook I check up on them every now and then I really want to comment but I haven't it's not the place it's not the place of the time it's not the place actually I haven't checked up on them in a minute let me put that in my notes also not to call you out on the pod but I was texting you I was vintage shopping for you and crickets it sent you like nine things crickets. No. I asked you a question at one point. No, that was on an Instagram message. You said, are you blind? No, I'm going to start screenshoting the vintage shit that Hannah finds and sends to me. She sent me like a do, like a polka dot. In theory, it sounds very me. It was like a vintage,

big duffel poca dot, big poca dots that said YSL in the front. And I just texted back and said, Are you blind? Like, it was the most insane bag. I took you a lot of shoes. Yeah. You hated all of them. Well, here's the thing with, here's the thing with for me specifically. And I'm only speaking for myself and my own journeys.

As you should. As you should. I love vintage clothes. Like, I think there are so many cool vintage outfits that I've seen and like things that I've personally purchased. Welcome on these Louisville towns. When it comes to vintage clothes. vintage shoes.

I'm kind of like, gross. Ew. Someone else's foot. And also, what is that noise? Oh, that was me scrolling through my vintage collection. I'm scrolling through the messages with you right now being like. A lot of the shoes look really worn. Like, I've yet to see a vintage, like rarely I'll be like, oh, this looks like it was never

even worn. But a lot of them, I'm like, yeah, they're worn in, babe. Okay, you're right. It's just I don't like spending money. So when I see something that I think you would spend money on, I like love sending it to you. And I don't have that problem. You go, I don't need your help.

And I don't need your help. And I don't need to go as hard as you because I'll spend the money. Okay. So I don't need to scour the internet. I'll swipe my card. Also, another thing that pissed me off this week, since I'm fresh off of a plane, actually I'm sweating. I have to take this off.

No, I'm literally like I just landed eight minutes. ago, I was around three grown men and my bag was heavy this time. Three grown men. One of them just like even cut me in line to get off the plane. I'm like, dude, technically I'm in front of you, but like whatever, go ahead. You have some place to be clearly. No, men have lost their, oh my God, speaking of men on planes. I had a crazy flight with my mom and it was like a six hour flight. these two men were across the aisle from each other. Okay. And I tried to fall asleep, but I, like, couldn't.

It sounded like they were fighting, like, really loud and aggressive. But then I listen, and I realized they were just arguing about, like, who the best basketball players of all time are. Mind you, this is what guys have been talking about since the beginning of time. Like, I remember in middle school, listening to my friends being like, and LeBron versus Kobe, and, fucking, Shaq versus fucking. DeKambi Matambo. Like, they did it for five hours, just like mansplaining to each other stats that they know off the top of their head to try to act like they know things.

I was this close to, to like stepping in. When you say across the aisle, like across. Like they were, they weren't. Yeah. So like they were both on the aisle seats and like. Okay. But they were talking loud. So you were in what you were on one window seat and your mom.

mom was in the other. Yeah. Why don't you guys? Oh, no, but they were like ahead of us. We were sitting next to each other. Oh, oh, oh, got it, got it. But these men were going, going, going. And then we had stewardess drama.

I think they prefer flight. Okay, I've gotten some of them. Stuart I. Stewart I. Okay. It's not gym teacher. It's physical educator. So the lady comes up to us.

And she hasn't even, she's like, asked if we want drinks. And she goes, by the way, like, this is my second day. It was kind of working. I get, it was kind of interesting because she was like 65. Also, like, she hadn't done anything wrong yet. So I'm like, you don't have to tell me up top that you're new. But like, I'm rooting for you, like, go team go. A lot of time goes by.

We don't get our drinks. Like, it's been like two hours. We haven't got our drinks. Okay. This other lady comes up to us. and she's like, hey, this other flight attendant, sorry, is not doing her job and claiming that it's her second day, but she's worked for 20 years. So then my mom and I are on the case. Wait.

Wait a minute. When I tell you, I fly four times a week. I've never been involved in steward eye drama to this extent. She wasn't even giving us our drink. she was like, I need to tell you what the fuck I'm dealing with up front by the cockpit. And we were like, what is she like lying? Like, what's going on? And she's like, I don't know.

We don't know, but she's being really bitchy to us. And I was like, she was nice to us, but she told us two days. Maybe she just like says that to people so that like when she messes up, it's not that big a deal, which actually genius. I think she's playing chess and we were playing checkers. Yeah. Because then the lady ended up getting us the drinks and the one who said, it was her first day, comes later at the end.

And she's like, I'm sorry. Like, it's my first day. I'm sorry if I messed up. And I'm like, this fucking genius. I gotta start using this. Wait. And so, I can't believe she came back and said that to you and you know that she's lying. Yeah, she was like, I hope I did okay today.

Well, maybe I'm like, oh, maybe she's never done this airline, but she's, you don't, this is the thing also about flight attendants. The training is insane. The training is military to become a flight attendant. I've never had a flight attendant mess up to the extent that she has. Like most flight attendants are incredible. Yeah. They are the baristas of the sea.

I rarely had like a flight attendant issue ever. I've never been in a pickle with a flight attendant before. You want to know why? They're gay. Because they're girls and gays. So they're like, hi. That's like when I lost my sunglasses at the Sports Illustrated event. I was like, it's full of women.

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Leave it on stage. How was the AMAs? Lenore murdered Best dress Lisa Rina goes up to my mom and is like Hello how are you

Who are you Your dress is amazing I want to rip it off your body And my mom doesn't watch the housewives She doesn't really know who Lisa Rinn is And she was like oh my god thank you And these two moms are Kikiing and I walk away I'm like mom

That's a fashion icon That just said she wants you Like you're you did it girl retire but um I've never met Lisa Rina before you have though right yeah I have a couple times so I've never met her and how was your first experience so I don't watch housewives really either I've I know a couple they're all hilarious um but you never know what you're going to get with them you never watched Beverly Hills I've like I've seen some but like I've never like watched a season. Okay, but you've seen like in episode. Yeah, I've seen like the lady throw her leg. Oh, well, that was Real Houseways of New York and that was a Viva and that was iconic.

That was like old New York. Like, good old days. I feel like she just came out recently and did like an ask me anything and someone asked her about that and she was like yeah, obviously I like plan, like knew I was going to do it like at some point I was gonna do it when I love how she was like I was keeping in my back pocket obviously yeah she's like she said something to the effect of like we're making an entertainment show and I was like totally so I'm backstage with Lisa Rina and I'm yeah I'm nervous also sometimes you don't know like if like this is a job like we're about to present like I don't know if she wants like Kiki with me but I let her know like I've met Amelia before and I love Amelia and her eyes kind of lit up and she's like oh Like, isn't she the sweetest? I'm like, your daughter is so kind and sweet. Yeah. And then I just go for it. I'm like, by the way, I used to be on Bravo also.

Oh, she didn't know? I don't think she knew who I was. She was like, seen your face. Don't know your name? She was like, you're cute. This is going to be fun. Hi, hello. Like, I'm a mom.

I'm going to be nice. Like, you're a child to me. And by the way, Lisa Rinna knows everyone. She's like dabbing up John Legend. Like, she's seeing everyone and everyone knows her. she, sorry, it's been a long day, she looks at me and she's like, really? And I'm like, I don't know how to explain this, but the very specific situation that you went through on Bravo, it's crazy, but I feel like I'm one of the few people that can kind of relate to what you've been through. And she like looks at me.

And you thought they, and you thought she didn't want to keep age. She was like, I, she was like, actually, hold my purse. She literally said to hold my fucking purse. And she looked at me. And we said some things back and forth that I need to keep to my heart. Yeah. But she looked at me and took my hand. And she said, if these difficult things didn't happen to us, we would not be standing here today together, presenting at the AMAs.

That is so true. And we had this, like, beautiful heart to heart. Because I told her, I said, I remember not to bring it up right before we go on stage, but I love bringing up traumatizing things right before I perform. Yeah, you do do that. I said, I remember when you were booed at BravoCon. And that was so fucked up. Like, imagine your mom getting booed.

Bless you. And she was like, yeah, I'm like, but it is like WWE and you just have to lean in when you're on that side of the docket. Yeah. But we had this kind of like beautiful moment and then she was so fun. Like she's so cool. I just won't think of the iglers know that Lisa, she's a good one. We love her. Yeah.

We love her. No, she's always been really nice anytime I've ever met her. And I saw her after we met Amelia when we did Devil Wears Prada. And I was just like, what a great family. So freaking cute. I also They must just have such a fun time together Also

I started watching Real Housewives, no, I started watching the Mormon secret wives On the plane Welcome I have so many thoughts We're happy to have you It's a crazy journey

You know we don't care when you start As long as you start Yeah The problem is I started because we were getting our nails done And Paige put on like a random episode From season three So then I just continued from the that episode. So I watched season three first and now I'm in season two. Okay. So you watch season

three, season four? No, you went season three back to two. You didn't like finish. I kind of like seeing. Did you watch season one? No. Okay. This is so you like, like, what the fuck? I like watching seasons out of order though because you, you're kind of like, oh my God, this girl doesn't know what's about to happen to her and I know what's about to happen. Or like, oh, you're yelling her. You're yelling her. her about this but she's about to yell at you about that next time because you all are you'd do the same thing you're doing the same things each other that's one of the craziest things that you that I didn't really know about you I also had like actually I don't know why I was doing it but I think I was just going with the flow but anyway I've we've known jessie like she's

been around like that's the Mormon house a girl and she's always been awesome to us but I never watched her and then I get off the plane after watching season Season three and part of season two. Get to the AMAs. First people I see, Marciano and Jesse. That's crazy to be like in, involved in the season, like in that moment and then see that. No, like my life is so fucking weird. Because normally I see Jesse, I'm just like, hey, what's up?

Like, I know you're doing great stuff. I haven't watched it. Support. And now I'm like, you guys, what's going on? Hannah, this is why you have to go in order because she like just got divorced. And are people mad? Like literally like a week ago. No, her husband is the worst.

But they're not mad that she's out with Marciano, even though Marciano. They don't give a shit. Oh, good. I don't think they're like actually together. Also, you have a full flu right now. No. You have the flu. Yeah.

You have pneumonia. Well, I had a cold. I had a summer cold that like people were getting. You would make a cheek having a cold. You're like, it's a summer cold. You want to know what my assistant had a cold And then I was with her And then I got a cold

And then I just flew So like whenever I fly Like my like I can't I can't hear Should you get like an IV or something? Do they? No I don't like feel sick I just have like a head cold Okay okay

Anyhow Yeah seeing Jessie after watching eight episodes of her Was like kind of weird And I do have one note about Jesse I think she has the bone structure To have a cuntie bob Yeah None of them have a bob.

Oh, one of them did just cut a bob. I can't, I don't remember. Miranda. But no one really has a bob, yeah. Honestly, Hannah, you could be Mormon with your hair. Oh my God, thank you. Yeah, that's like a really big compliment, I feel like. It is funny, though, that I dressed up as a Mormon housewife on Halloween when I never

watched the show. Because I trust you. Because I said she knows comedy. And if it hits, it hits. It's a show ever. That was the best show. I mean, now it's like, I don't know. Who knows what's going to happen with it?

But here's the thing. This is why you know it's the best show. It got dark quick and they had to stop. Like the first, like couple of seasons. Yeah, it was. And now everyone's like, okay, this is partly illegal and just not mentally good. Like it's so dark now. And same with Beverly Hills.

Like when Lisa Runa, I feel like was getting fired. Like it was getting. dark like the moment you watch an episode and you're like this made me anxious i can't watch it like i can't i'm like this is not fun when i watch housewives i want to watch them be drunk and fall in a bush like i want to watch funny stupid things i don't want to know that like your husband has been cheating on you for 10 years and and you're pregnant you just found out yeah like i People talk about the valley all the time, and I've never watched a single second of the valley. Because I was never like a Jacks fan, and I feel like he got like some like redemption for like a minute when the show started and like whatever.

So it was just no one from Vanderpump that like I would have tuned in for. But like now on TikTok like all see clips and I don't even know any of their names, but there's this one girl on there. And she's gorgeous. Yeah. She's beautiful. and her husband is a little rat, like an actual rat. You could be describing so many relationships right now.

So true. And she, like, just had a baby. And he's, I mean, diabolical to her. It's one of the craziest things. Vanderpump, where they're just, like, young waitresses, like, taking plan B, like, that's cute. But, like, when they're adults with children having issues, I'm like, this is, like, call a family lawyer.

No, truly. But also with Mormon wives, I don't understand. what mom talk is because they're always like you're in mom talk you're out of mom talk you're in mom talk I'm like you mean to do a tic talk their group to do a tic talk but all together okay so if you want to do a tic talk with all of us you're on mom talk but I don't think mom talk can survive this because I think when they first started the way they got a bunch of views was if they were all together in one tic but now they don't need to be all together yeah now they don't now like that's like not a thing But they still like have to say to the camera like, will mom talks survive?

Well, it's very interesting how reality TV is changing and ever growing. Like who, Mormon Housewives is one of, I feel like the first show to actually break the fourth wall and film a season of reality TV and talk about like, I'm going and doing this. Press and I got this because of the show. Oh, yeah. Yeah, like they're like we have to film the reunion. Like we like no one says that. feel like on summer or on bravo and that's why i think Mormon wives was so good because it becomes about egos and you're all fighting about people being like jealous of who's getting what

but then they can change it to be like well no i don't like how she's i don't like something about her it's like no you're mad about something she got totally yeah it's like let's let's fight about that yeah let's fight about the instead of editing it to make it look like someone did something but I digress. I digress. How are you? I'm good. How are you?

You have the craziest list of all time. Yeah, my list got really crazy. I have a question about spray tanning. Okay, I wish I have one in one hour. Because I got a spray tan for AMAs. That was on, this is like literally women in STEM shit. I got it on, what day? Thursday?

No. So we're seven days in? I don't know. Now I'm panicking. I don't know when I got it. Oh, I can. I got it on Saturday night. And now it's Thursday.

I don't think I'm, if I do it, I think it'll get, it'll be bad. Do I have to exfoliate or something? You want to respray. Do I? Or do you feel like you're tan? I'm going to be honest, my LA tans, I feel like last 10 days. So you'll only be at 7. Okay.

What happens if you spray too early? Like, what are the girls have to be aware of? What do you mean spray too early? Spray too early, like for an event? Like you sprayed yourself and then it's only been like six days, but you want to be tanner. Well, from the minute you get your spray tan, like that next day you really have to like moisturize a lot, drink a lot of water. It's all, if you stay hydrated and moisturize, your spray tan will stay.

What the, why is water like, I feel like that's big water. And you can't really like shave your legs, but you don't have to worry about that. Wow, that really got you. That really good. at me because it's never crossed my desk. I've never been like oh no I shaved accidentally

I have a spray tan after this pod but last night I knew I was going to be rushing so I exfoliated last night see men don't have to deal with this shit so that I could just rinse really quick when we get off the pod then get my spray because I have to wash my hair.

It's women in STEM. I have a question for you it's a whole thing yeah I went to Pure Vita with my mom. And it was really busy, but there was like one table open. And I was going to have one of us sit at the table while the other ordered, because that's like what you do. And I am going to sit. Someone just left their phone on the table to reserve the table.

That, I think that's crazy. I think that's crazy. Yeah. I also, she had like a little attitude. That's crazy. She was right ahead of us. It was like she was the only person ahead of us and us. So I knew it was her phone.

And she didn't even like look back. She just like left her phone on the table and was just standing there. Like that's my table. Gen Z. No. Millennium. I would say like millennial. Yeah.

She's one of us. Wow. And so what do you do? I let her have it. But it would be funny if I just sat down and started texting. I don't know. I don't know. I was trying to think if I would say.

I don't think I would say anything, but I would be like, that's like weird. I wouldn't have the ball. You know what I have started doing? If we're in a situation and I'm holding the door for you because I just walked out of the door or like you're coming, whatever,

and anything like that, if you don't say thank you to me, I'm saying you're welcome. Like this little stuff like that like really pisses me off. Like today I was walking. out of a door and I like held it for the lady like coming in but I like had a suitcase and stuff so like it inconvenienced me to hold the door for you but I'm a normal person and so like when she walked in and didn't say anything I literally was like oh no you're so welcome you literal

fucking bitch I mean I didn't say literal fucking bitch but I did say like nope I got it you're so welcome and they kept walking exercise drinking water is important you have to let it out somewhere or they're cursing out old ladies. If I want to snap, I'm going to, oh, really, bitch? Now I'll slam this goddamn door on you. You're not going to say thank you to me. I almost went off on the plane because I was looking around at the three guys because my bag was so heavy when I was taking it down. I banged. Oh, I love doing that big overdramatic when it falls down. Well, I wasn't even trying to be dramatic. Okay. I literally like dropped it onto the thing and then it like fell onto the floor and I looked around at the three men and I said so sorry

I'm so loud. You should have fell on it. But like you could have fucking helped me. You should have fell on it and just lay there like a danzil in distress. I literally, I wanted to be like and you're not lonely enough. I would be so pissed if I was you because look at the end of the day I am strong looking. Like so when a guy doesn't do it I'm like oh he thinks I'm really strong

but if I was you I'd be like oh you hate women. I'm wearing a cashmere duster. I can't. Hello? And it's crazy because I would never let you even lift it when we were on tour. I'm in ballet flats. No. Get my bag.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Also, when you pack, you love cases. Like, you love little cases. You pulled out a pouch that was for ants. Like, what are you putting in, like, the little pouches that you have? You had a pencil, the pencil case. Oh. My pouch and my pouch.

Your pouch is pouch. Your kangaroo. Well, here's the thing. I love a pouch set. So I love a pouch that goes in a pouch. And I do have this little, like long, it looks like a pencil case. Yeah, you're right. It looks like a pencil case pouch.

I put my medicines in there. And by my medicines, I mean my emergency UTI medicine and my beta blockers, which I'm going to just say this. First and foremost, I'm seeing a lot of beta blocker slander on the internet, and I'm not having it. I'm not having it. Beta blockers do not make you out of it. Groggy. Out of it. They don't make you, you can't get high off of a beta block.

You would die before you got high off of a beta blocker. You're like, I've tried. It doesn't have any effects. It's not an SSRI. It does not affect your brain whatsoever. It takes away physical symptoms. It's for your heart. I will not listen to beta blocker, slander from anyone.

one and if i do i'm calling mr badebocker because me and he'll be hearing for him him directly see senicist i'm gonna call the gaugh i'm bernard call the cops hi this is page me again um real quick you want to know what though i did have the wherewithal to know that it wasn't an emergency and you call like the actual local police not nine one one is that three one one no you like look up like a real number three one one is like who is that i thought it was four one one and i is that even a thing one that used to be like information what's the four one one you could call four one one one and be like what's the number to yeah should we try it right now is that a thing still i'm gonna try it right now four one one we're unable to complete your call

Okay. To speak to a customer service representative. But you used to be able to call 411 and be like, can I have the number to blah, blah, blah, restaurant on this, this street, and they would give it to you? Not to age us, but do you remember when there were telephones on the street?

Like, I thought you were going to say telephone operators, and I was like, no, Hannah, I'm not a hundred and fucking five. Oh, like, what are they called? Payphone. A pay phone. I remember vividly. You know, I never used one, though. like I've never been inside of one to like use it.

I feel like we just use it. You would have loved it. It's the best for prank calling. It's literally made for prank calling. There's a new thing. I know we're like totally against chat GPT, but there's this new thing going around on TikTok that people are asking chat. Like from everything you know about me from talking to me,

can you tell me what fictional character I'm most like? And I kind of want to do it. But also I appreciate the environment. and I don't need to know the answer to that question, but also just know that I want to know so bad. Someone who did a really funny video, and they were like, chat GBT to a deadbeat dad,

you're really busy, and that's why you're trying your best, but you can only be in so many places at once, and that's why it's okay if you don't see them for a while. And that's why all the men are, like, so behind AI. Oh, my God. So anyway. Also, have you?

you seen like it's enough us comparison comparisonizing us to like comparecising? I'm joking. I'm joking. You just, we're such a married couple. You got so excited to correct me. You lit the fuck up. You were like. Comparacize it.

What do you even, but usually I know when you're joking. What are you even trying to say? Comparing. What was that? Oh, okay. But you know when you're comparing yourself, yeah, to like, women with Facetune, women with BBLs, women in general, just comparing each other. Now, we have to compare herself to AI girls.

I tapped out. Because there's this whole trend of AI girls at baseball games, and it's like, look at this hot girl to baseball game, and it's like an AI gorgeous girl watching the Mets or something. And that's like trending. I actually tapped out when only fans became a thing. I said I actually no longer can compete and have the best time. ever but I can't compare myself to all these girls on the internet you would go crazy that's why you got to

just stay in your own lane baby you got to stay your own lane also everything on the internet is fake i've talked to a lot of people everyone's had you know i've done some inventory this week too no one's no one's aligned no one feels aligned um i'm like you're all your aura's all out of whack i've done some control groups people are not happy also everyone's on ozumphic so also i just got my period and my stomach hurts i got mine on sunday i'm actually almost done but i got mine early oh you know it's so annoying but when i am healthier i get my period early and like regular it's annoying i'm so sorry well i ate a lot of vegetables i felt like this month and my period was like yeah thanks The gigglers want to know

Now that Windbreaker Gate has settled Did I ruin the Windbreaker for you So that you can no longer actually wear it And I should just keep it Have it? Or I know you love that Windbreaker You love it why? Because it goes with like your hair color

Like it's so like you're coloring No but I just want to know Did I ruin it for you? No I actually almost wore it out to dinner last Saturday night but then I decided not to go. But in my head, my outfit, because it was raining, it was Memorial Day weekend, what was better than? A windbreaker.

I was like, oh, my God, I'll wear a windbreaker out to dinner. But then I was like, you know what? I decided I'm not going to. I feel happy because I started to feel bad that I ruined it for you. And I made it about me. And that's not the kind of friend I want to be. Hannah, oh, my God, you're so annoying. Because here's the thing about me.

And you know this. I love an outfit. And I love an outfit that gets seen. So I've seen this I've looked at this windbreaker 8,000 times on the internet So the fact that she's having her own moment she's gone viral she's gone to so many events She's seen so many different things like I'm like so excited but I'm happy for her like that's why I love clothes I'm like let them see the world you know I have an emotional connection to her Okay good good no you didn't ruin it for me so we have kind of an exciting weekend no we have a very exciting weekend no we have a very exciting

weekend what do we do we're presenting yeah we're presenting at last cultristers which you've been to before i haven't yeah it's so fun remember last year i was like i haven't had fun in years you had so much fun and and you wore a hat that looked i wore a hat well i just feel like when something is hosted by the gays i don't get stressed about my outfit because i'm like they're fun and they're like they're like go for it and do whatever and it's fun and be yourself so it's like so much less stressful. I think I'm going to wear a shmata. I don't know what that is.

It's like a bandana. It's like, you know, in Italy when you're in a convertible and you put a... Oh, like, yes. But I don't know if my head shape can pull it off and I'm kind of nervous now. How are you trying to tie it? Are you trying to tie it like around and back? Like you're in a convertible in the 1950s? Or are you trying to do like...

Because it would hide my double chin and if I wear sunglasses, then it's like, really cunt but then i also could look like an egg but then if i wear it like on my forehead like normal bandana yeah like going to the pool that could that could be a little try hard so i'm a little stressed well it all depends on your outfit well we'll deal with it well you're stressed now you're like do you like your outfit yeah i love my outfit okay so you're good actually you're fine you have you have you have the capacity i have no anxiety Okay, good. And we're presenting, and I feel like, I read the teleprompter at AMAs because it was like network TV.

Yeah. You're reading it also here. What if I forget to read? How to read. This is also network television. This is also going to be on peacock. Is that network? What's a peacock?

Well, it's NBC. Okay. I'll be good. I'll be good. You know what's interesting? Like, who said, like, oh, you know what the perfect thing for our news station is a peacock? Who would put the word cock? Like that is so crazy.

Like sometimes I don't even like saying peacock because I hate saying the word cock. I think it's so vile and disgusting and it's like it's harsh. Someone was saying how like white guys love saying cock. No, I hate the sound of it. Like I think the word cunt is so much more palatable. Oh, 100%. Than like I don't. No, I wouldn't say it either.

I actually don't think I can finish. Like men say it like when they're having sex, like sexually like. I think because it makes it sound bigger than Dick. And they need to overcompensate. Dick is like Cox little brother. Well, if you don't have confidence and you just say dick, it can, it can seem short. But if you say cock, it sounds longer. Cawks sounds like you're sucking someone's dick when you do.

this took a turn someone was like this was such a nice pod about television because i always think about that i'm like that's weird like anytime there's like something sexual that's like there is like an undertone of sexual something sexual or like inappropriate i don't like it where like there shouldn't be yeah it's like either be direct and say what you're trying to say. Also just men can't be dirty. Girls are allowed to be dirty men can't. I just don't want men naming things.

You know, like who came up with the word like, oh, our brand is a peacock? Like, no, that's weird. I feel like. No shade. No shade. I know. Someone, some giggler at NBC is like, okay. Had a long week.

Fired. Fired. Also, it's crazy that they got that, um, like nothing. else's name's peacock? There's some peacock fucking walking around being like, okay, it's my name. You can't take it for your freaking thing. Also, everything's

going to be owned by everything eventually. No, literally. This is why you can't ever get high. You're high. Like, that is such a high person's like thought. And one day everything will be owned by everything. Page calls me high as a kite

and I'm like, holy shit. We're on the same wavelength right now and we talk for two hours like right okay I'm gonna actually write tell you something I wrote down not high because I'm scared of smoking that like if you were high right now you would be able to vibe with me at I wrote dating is just auditioning but you don't want to be too good of an actor that is so high and like I see where you're going One time I wrote down I saw this the other day And I was like, you fucking idiot

I wrote down the craziest thing Hi Hold on If the pros outweigh the cons You still have to deal with the cons And you were like genius And I was like Why do pros and cons?

Like you still have to deal with those That is anyway Oh my God, I'm like sweating That was so funny also um roan is brook shield's daughter who's my friend name drop she's really

wait i'm obsessed with that name she's going to be on bravo's um next gen she did the funniest tic talk about trying to understand when they first try to explain how health insurance works to you like have you been in your job like your first job where they're like okay this is the health

insurance and then they say the word deductible and no matter how many times you try try to ask about what it means. No one knows what it means. And like no one's ever said that word to me in my life. Like how did I go 25 years without hearing the word deductible? And then it's just you like get scared and then you start checking off boxes you shouldn't check. How did we get here?

I don't know. Wait, what the hell? What the hell does Rowan on next gen NYC have to do with health insurance? She, she did a video about it. So it was going to be your credit. Oh. And it made me laugh. Oh.

I'm like, wait, you are high. Well, everyone needs health insurance. No, my mom has tried to explain it to me since I turned 26 and I'm like, that was so scary when you turned 26. Yeah, also what a random age. Also, deductible literally just made up to confuse people so that we would pay insurance companies and not know why. Do you remember, like, being in your early 20s and saying, what if I just didn't have health

insurance? And everyone's like, you must. And you're like, okay, but I don't know what it is. And they were like, I doctor and I'm like, my eyes are good. And they're like, then why would I pay that? I'm always at urgent care. So like I am like the number one candidate of like, no, I actually need health insurance because if I feel like something's wrong, I'm calling some type of professional and making an appointment. See, I'm like a man.

Like I'll be like. You're like an old Italian woman. I'm literally like I have a little thing on my back and does is like that's cancer and I'm like only time we'll tell. that's no no like I don't know how I came out of my anxious Italian

mom's vagina so chill about my health care you're type A and type B you're like a combination yeah because I'm a Virgo moon and stuff like that you're very type B yeah like I actually probably have had moments

where I'm like I should go to urgent care but I don't want to talk to the person at the front like I don't know what they might ask me for something that I don't have I don't know if I could deal with that. Before I, like, really knew urgent care was, like, a thing. I would just, like, go to the ER. And my mom would be like, stop going to the ER. I'd be like, something's wrong.

There was actually, in fact, something wrong. I had a cyst on my ovary that no one could figure out. So, like, I would drop to the ground, like, walking down the streets of New York City. And I'd be like, no, I'm going to the emergency room. Why am I falling to the ground? That's so iconic, though. they're like maybe you shouldn't be wearing 10-inch heels but oh my god um anywho is there anything else that we forgot to cover there's a martin short documentary i think everyone should watch on netflix oh i saw

the advertisement on netflix he's so freaking adorable he's so adorable a short man that i actually like actually the only short man that i like good for him he's actually a short king actually i did watch the first 10 minutes, I just remember and I fell asleep. Stanley Tucci's second season of his like travel cooking show is out and it's let me tell you something.

That man, yeah, that man's aura. Like, okay, he's a perfect example of a man that I'm like, or maybe it's just because he's European. Like, I don't want to say that he's gay. Like, but he does, there's like certain feminine things, but I'm like,

No, I think it's hot. Mm-hmm. Do you think anyone calls him Stan? Yeah, well, that's his name. I don't know. I feel like he's one of the guys that's like, it's Stanley. Wait. Stanley.

It's Stanley. Have you ever met like a, like you meet like a Chris and he's like, it's Christopher. And you're like, okay, you fucking loser. No one is time for three fucking syllables. Or like if someone was like, it's Michael, I'm like, how about you shut the fuck up? Like, you know, my brother's been Daniel because my dad. was Dan or Danny. That's different.

There's another person with the same name. But you know what's really cute? He went to like work for the first time and I met one of his coworkers and they were like, oh, you're Dan's sister? And I said, who? So he went to work and he had people call him Dan. He like rebranded. No, he really rebranded without telling us.

And I was like, you mean Daniel? And they're like, Dan. And I'm like, oh, you think you're a grown up? That's cute. No, I know. He didn't even tell us. Anyway, my name's Han from now on. All right. Well, this was an amazing episode.

I'm not going to be as fired up next time. You were freaking jacked up. Hell yeah. And then we're so happy with the feedback from our live show episode of Mindy and Kate and Brenda. It was so fun. I'm obsessed with Mindy Kaling like on another level. I mean, well, you guys are literally the same person. It was freaking me out.

Yeah. Okay, I got to go text Kate Hudson, but I love you so much. And gigglers, thank you for giggling with us. We love you. Bye!