Giggly Squad - Giggling about swag gaps, ponytails, and anger management

Episode Date: February 11, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:02 What's up gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. What's up, my groundhog gigglers? Just like a little bit too, a week too late. A week too late. I don't, I don't really keep track of the groundhogs.
Starting point is 00:00:24 Happy Super Bowl weekend. Happy Super Bowl weekend. Someone was social. Are you okay? I guess my will. Are you? Against your will? No, I'm lying, yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:36 You had a spread. Yeah. You had a Martha Stewart spread. You love a table scape. I love a table scape. I had a little Super Bowl party to celebrate my commercial and to celebrate bad money. And I invited Hannah's husband. Without me, because Mama was working.
Starting point is 00:00:53 And I was like, do you want to come to my home? He was the first person to arrive. He was so early that he actually left because I missed the call for my doorman of like someone's coming up because it was like 30 minutes prior. and I was like running around doing stuff. And then he was like, I left. And I was like, are you coming back? Like, what's the deal?
Starting point is 00:01:14 He played hard to get. And then so he comes back. And then I don't think he knew this, but like I was sending Hannah like photos. It was like if I was babysitting. Like I was like, okay, he ate, um, not like a lot, but he definitely ate. Well, I wanted to make sure he was getting along with the other kids. And I was like, I sent her a picture. I was like, okay, he's sitting here now and he's talking to this person.
Starting point is 00:01:35 Oh, he's getting up. He's going outside. I literally felt like I can't laugh. Wait, what's going on with the Botox situation? Okay, so she like fixed me, but now I feel like my chin is not attached to my mom. Like, no, like when I laugh, I feel like my mouth, like goes inside my mouth. But this thing, you look gorgeous. And I've been talking to my other friends who like have been getting Botox.
Starting point is 00:02:06 for years and they're like, oh, frozen chin. Oh, is that a big deal? Is that a thing? I guess. Well, thank you for raising awareness on it because I never heard about it. Wait, we're really jumping around. Yeah. It's because I'm like about to get my period.
Starting point is 00:02:19 So I'm like waiting for it. Did you? On stage, I got it, which was honestly feminist. It was. It was. I felt it. You know, it's not feminist. What?
Starting point is 00:02:29 One of my friends texted me and was like, I just had a dream that you were pregnant. No. And I was like, keep it to yourself. It's disgusting. Because every girl thinks slash knows they're a witch. So just the chance. She's a gay man. Oh.
Starting point is 00:02:44 That was uncalled for. Yeah. I was like, why would you try and ruin my day right now? Wait, what I wanted to bring awareness to was the Adam Sandler story. False. It didn't seem like an Adam Sandler thing to do. Oh, see, I thought it was like such an Adam Sandler thing to do. I feel like he's very like treat people equally.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Yes, but I feel like he's not, he doesn't show. off his money. Yeah. You know, he, he just wants to wear cargo. And it wasn't like I just, like, saw TikTok about it. Like, this was like a written article that I would like, like, look at times. Like, I looked. And so I feel bad, but in my head, it happened. Like, I'd like to believe that that's. But it was quality content for the time. And we apologized to all the people. It was a good message. I wonder what it's like having rumors that are like, she's a good person. Could you imagine? He's like, hey, I just want to clear up this rumor about me being like a really good person. I would love for that to happen.
Starting point is 00:03:41 I'm like, I have to clear up rumors where it's like, I didn't murder her in her own home. I do have to say one thing, because the internet is crazy this morning. Jake Paul tweeting from Puerto Rico. I thought, okay, now that I was like, this is a fake story. That's AI.
Starting point is 00:03:58 They're like really getting him a AI. Jake Paul talking shit about Puerto Rico from his Puerto Rico mansion was crazy behavior. Crazy. Crazy. But I have to say, bad bunny. Not to get all like industry about it, but the color grading and the videography. The cinematography.
Starting point is 00:04:16 The cinematography was spectacular. I wonder what it was like in person because the way it was filmed was like so perfect for TV. Where I feel like last year it was, I don't know if it was better on TV, but it was like so open last year. Yeah, sometimes they make the set where like if you're there in the arena, you can see certain patterns that the camera can't see and stuff. I don't, there's so many different ways you could do it, but that was like... Well, he told a story. Yes.
Starting point is 00:04:45 He did like a mini concert where there was a beginning, middle, end, end, rather than just like a one big performance. I don't know how to explain it. Yeah. And I do have to say as New Yorkers, like, seeing the culture, he was talking about, like, the bodegas. Having that woman from Brooklyn. And the one for, and the, oh my God, I was going to cry.
Starting point is 00:05:04 But then the men playing games in the streets, like, you just realize how much is a part of like at least New York City what we love yeah so wait what was like the hit of your snacks my buffalo chicken wing dip did you make it mm-hmm I made two dips Hannah oh my god no I know so you didn't order in anything oh well God yeah oh yes but you had enough to be like it's a mix honestly I had so much food at the end ozempic is rampant I can't you want me to host things we stop taking ozempic I get no one ate ohzempic portions now Yeah, I'm like, guys, this is a full charcutory board. Mind you, I'm a full adult.
Starting point is 00:05:42 I'm the older sister. And I was in Indiana visiting my family with my younger brother and his whole family. And I was like, let's make something for the Super Bowl. And my brother laughed at me. And I was like, what? I'm here. And I'd love to help the party. Do you my brother's like a full chef?
Starting point is 00:06:00 Oh, he was laughing at you to like, you're not healthy. You're good. Why don't you be the personality higher? He was like, give me your credit card. I didn't figure it out. My brother's a fucking chef. He's smoking stuff. He's making pasta.
Starting point is 00:06:12 He's adding prosciutto. Why I pictured him smoking a cigarette in the kitchen. He's yelling. I'm yelling, yeah, chef. Like, it's getting crazy. So anyway, it was a beautiful celebration. I did not watch the game, really. I didn't either.
Starting point is 00:06:29 I mean, I watched my, let's talk about the commercials for a second. Yes. The thing is, I was with Lois, who was, we were chatting. Yeah. So we weren't, I wasn't able to like, I mean, did I get your commercial on camera and everyone freaked out? Yes. But the other commercials, I feel like, can you fill me in a little?
Starting point is 00:06:46 So some of the commercials, obviously mine was 10 out of 10, gorgeous. Gorgeous. Just like the message was clear. Also, kind of great timing. It was like right before the halftime show. No, I said, okay, God. Um, bueno. You didn't need to fate me like that.
Starting point is 00:07:02 I had a couple situationships, texts and go, oh, wow. And I said, yeah. That's what it was. intended for. Wait, did your exes sex you? Just like a couple. I wouldn't even classify them as exes. It's like people I used to know. Um, wait, what was I just going to say? About the commercials. Oh, okay. Did you see the Alexa commercial with Chris Hemsworth and his wife? No. First of all, great casting. He's a very funny actor. I feel like people don't talk good enough about. He's got great like comedic timing and inflection. Well, Australians are inherently kind of funny. Yeah, like I'd like to see.
Starting point is 00:07:36 him in more comedy movies. I don't understand why he doesn't do more comedy. Ooh, love that. He's very funny. Yeah. He's funny even in Thor. You know what it is? It's because he's so beautiful. People don't want beautiful people to be funny. They're like staying in Elaine. That's true. Yeah. But for him. That's why it's so hard for me to do comedy. Right. Yeah. But he's a man. So I'm like, you can get away with this. Do it all. Do whatever you want. Okay. So they did the commercial for it's the Alexa, but it's like the supreme Alexa or like the advanced Alexa, whatever. and it can see you. And so I'm watching this commercial
Starting point is 00:08:09 and I'm like, well, I don't want it to be able to see me. Because it has Chris Hemsworth walking into the frame and holding a snake from like the backyard or something. And the Alexa says, wow, that's a big snake. Now that I'm saying it, that's a little bit sexual. Okay, didn't catch that in the beginning. And so then it's like showing you how like it can see you and like it's a normal Alexa can make your appointments,
Starting point is 00:08:33 all of this stuff. But like, I don't want you to see in my home. Like, I think that's so creepy. Yeah. Then the next commercial was for ring camera. I don't get. Here's the thing. Critical thinking skills are just, like, really lacking on the internet most recently.
Starting point is 00:08:50 And it's, like, actually, like, really painting me. Like, some things I'm just like, guys, you can't be serious. I'll get into that. But anyway, so the ring camera commercial is, oh, my God, there's a missing dog. my ring camera on my front door took a picture of my dog leaving. Then it sends the picture of the dog to everyone in the neighborhood's ring camera. So they can see. And then if the dog goes by their ring camera, it'll pick it up.
Starting point is 00:09:18 That's literally stalking. You go, how are teenagers supposed to leave their house to meet up with their boyfriend? How are you supposed to sneak out? It's just the, I don't get why everyone's acting like it's so, like, oh my God, yeah, it's going to help find dogs. Not one dog is going to be used for that. Well, this is the thing.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Data is so scary right now. No, it's so scary. And there's no information that, like, corporations are not going to have. And we're just, like, they're just using us for it, I feel like. I don't. Do you own an Alexa or, like, Google anything? Babe. I don't do Bluetooth.
Starting point is 00:09:53 Babe. Who my dog came to? I'm literally carving stuff into rocks. Like, I'm not. Do you feel like we've aged on this podcast? Like, the way we think about it. about things. Did you see the story that Gen Z is like the dumbest generation? I'm like, we've only been telling you guys. I was just happy that when Gen Z started getting hate,
Starting point is 00:10:13 millennials, stop getting, like everyone hated millennials. We were lazy. All we did is like talk about ice coffee. And now people are like, you know what, ice coffee is pretty good. And millennials, like, we've been through a whole lot. Yeah. And we like, I don't know, I feel bad for the millennials. We tried our best. Do you know what's crazy too about the NFL that a lot of these players like the concussion rates are so bad and they're not addressing it like did you see the not to be a full sports podcast but like did you see this stuff about the 49ers and how they they think that they're always getting hurt and things happen in that stadium because they're right next to like some power plant no no there's like stories that like when the when the boys yeah yeah imagine like rooted for the boys um when they go home they like turn off their Wi-Fi or they have like different like things that because they don't they feel like it is affecting their body oh my god this is like what's the Julia Roberts movie where she plays the lawyer Aaron Brockovich we need Aaron
Starting point is 00:11:20 Brockovich on the case he'd be like there's like something there but look there was a lot of concussion protocol but then that because the NFL is a business they were like we can't every time a guy gets a concussion, give him two weeks off because no one would be playing. We wouldn't have players. Well, that's why I don't understand why those helmets aren't mandatory. Well, apparently the helmets weren't even like helping that much. But I don't know the details. We'll have to double check.
Starting point is 00:11:48 However, if you were one of these guys and all you know is football and they're like, we're going to give you $30 million to play for the next five years, but you will have anger management and depression for the rest of your life, which someone would argue you have already. I've dated a lot of guys not in the NFL, and let me tell you, they could, their anger has next level. Next, freaking level.
Starting point is 00:12:14 Wait, that is actually so embarrassing if you're a man going around with anger management and you weren't a professional football player. Did you see the Cardi B drum? No, what's happening? I don't know if the news is real or not. No, that's the thing. Were they, there's, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Okay, well, I actually, she was my, prediction for um i thought bad bunny was going to bring her out to sing i don't know why i felt that in my gut because i was like oh she's probably she's going to be there i love her so much um but i love that it was lady gaga i wonder if he's going to open a club like or like getting to nightly he seems busy yeah he's busy do you realize he was like at the gramees figuring out what the super bowl was going to be like he's mid tour right now also like these people schedules side note is olivia Dean okay has anyone given her water where's she what's going on all I know is all my friends who are like influencers and going to different events every single event Olivia Dean is performing men I need and in a different dress looking gorgeous
Starting point is 00:13:14 is she a robot yeah like she's in that point in her career where you know people are like we need to make money off her yeah I just want to say I hope she's okay yeah but she's young yeah she's young she can't go to the hospital anymore for is Austria. Remember that was like a real big thing? Well because millennials didn't know that we could gen Zia and be like actually I canceled the tour. So instead we just going to ruin the tour. Instead we just go until you just have to go to the hospital. As someone who went on one tour and I'm not kidding, it changed my whole life. I thought of things so differently. I started medicine. I started, you know, really getting in touch with my inner self. I mean, so many business decisions in that tour that like just starting to come to fruition,
Starting point is 00:14:06 which is we don't talk about ever, like how transformative that tour was for our careers. It was, but you don't know it when you're in it. You don't know it when you're in it. But so many things happen in those three months that like we haven't even been able to say yet. But that's just how long things take. Look, are you planting seeds? Well, that's another thing because you can't say certain things. one legally. I probably would get in trouble. But you can't say certain things because people's
Starting point is 00:14:33 energy really is so real. You're so LA right now. I love when you get like this. No, it is. Like you can't tell certain people things because for just as much as you manifest for yourself, they manifest your downfall. And you need to remember that. Like you, I know people like to say like, look, no one's going home and laying in bed at night thinking about me. I know for a fact people are going home and laying in bed at night thinking about me and how to sabotage me. You know what I was thinking about with people who like wish bad upon you? Yeah. Or who do things that are bad towards you.
Starting point is 00:15:06 That is comically so bad for them. Yeah. Like instead of me being like, why are they mean to me? I just go like, damn, the karma's going to come around. And you want to know why I believe that? I really do. Because there have been times where I've done things. And I'm like, that felt bad.
Starting point is 00:15:23 I probably shouldn't have done that. And then something will happen to me. me and I'll be like, I actually deserve that. It's almost like a self-hate. Like if you try to hurt someone else, then you think, oh, it's going to come back around to me and it does. Yeah. Because you're putting that energy into the world, the negativity.
Starting point is 00:15:37 So anyway. We're scared. Okay, so I can't stop thinking about a commercial I saw during the big game about the Pepsi paradox. Did you see that? Yeah, I did. It's kind of crazy. It's about a phenomenon that when labels disappear, people prefer the taste of Pepsi zero
Starting point is 00:15:53 sugar over Coke zero sugar. And it makes you think about like, do people just like things because they're trendy or popular? Well, you've accused me of it. But yes, because I think my number one example that I always think about is everyone loves matcha and I rather, I can't. But it's cute in the Instagram story. It's green. It makes you look better than people because it's healthy. Sorry, let me grab my brush really quick.
Starting point is 00:16:20 Like, for what? That reminds me of how I want to de-influence people from doing the It Girl Bob. Just because you see someone edited on Instagram looking hot. And a Bob doesn't mean you need to ruin your life. I don't have the jawline. Right. And I never will. And they did a blind taste test across the country.
Starting point is 00:16:38 And Pepsi Zero Sugar won literally everywhere. In every city. Yeah, in every city. Ooh, I love de-influencing and I love a game. Okay, so we're going to do the Pepsi Zero Sugar Challenge. Let's go. So you open it up like this. Okay, guys, so we can't see which one is which.
Starting point is 00:16:56 I haven't been this excited in years. Oh, no, with my nails, I don't know if I could open this. I can do it. And that's what friends are for. Let's try. We're going to try this on the right. On the right, okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:16 Okay. Which one do you like better? The one on the left. The one on the right is like a little bit too much. The one on the left has like a sweetness to it. Yeah, but it's not like overwhelming. Yeah. I'm like dying to know.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Yeah. Pepsi. Wow. Pepsi Zero Sugar. Me too. Oh my gosh. I'm actually like Loki very shocked. It has the perfect level of crispiness.
Starting point is 00:17:40 It truly does. The results are in. Pepsi Zero Sugar tastes better. Okay, so go out and try Pepsi Zero Sugar today. Mm-hmm. And do the Pepsi challenge yourself and let your taste decide. Mm-hmm. This segment was brought to you by Pepsi.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Um, so I know about doing stuff together. I didn't even talk about this. We did this project. And they were like, okay, one of you has to have their hair down. One of you has to have their hair up. You went first and they were like, okay, you'll have your hair down. I come in, all happy, innocent, so excited for a fun day at the job. I forgot.
Starting point is 00:18:14 I can keep going. What was your perspective on it? I would have loved to know because I was fighting for my fucking life. Okay, look, let me just preface. We did this job. Anna looked stunning coming out of the trailer. Like truly, they had her in like such a cute little outfit. I never see her hair in a ponytail.
Starting point is 00:18:32 And I'm like, oh my God. Like, I looked, I did a double take because I'm just not used to seeing your hair like that. But I'm also like, I'm a confident person. You know that. Like, I think I have reversed by dysmorphia. I think everyone's obsessed with me. And, but the second I put my hair in a ponytail, I feel like an Amish boy.
Starting point is 00:18:50 I don't like it. It's the only time I've ever, you're ever insecure about how you look. So insecure. There are times where I've seen you look at when I should have been insecure. And I'm like, the ponytail is the least of your problem. But the thing about a ponytail, it's so exposing. I feel like people can see every fucking part of my face. And then also, there's something to be said about the shape of your head where you put the ponytail.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Like I like it kind of high. Yeah. And look, I want to be easy to work with. I want people to say Hannah was a joy. Yeah. An absolute pleasure. A pleasure. And that's all I can really bring.
Starting point is 00:19:25 Right. It's really all we can bring. Because if you think we're showing up and we know what we're supposed to do, you're wrong. No one's saying she knew she did well. It's more the vibes were right. So I walk in, we're doing a ponytail. I said, okay. And then she puts it lower than I like. Midhead. Midhead, which I. So front on, it's scalped. And also I don't have a wide top of my head. So it's hard to get. Long story short. I was scared. Yeah. It's like my dentist office. Like I was like, this is bad. And then they're like, and we are going to put this on camera.
Starting point is 00:20:02 So I walk out of the trailer. And Hannah goes to me, I'm just like, I really. No, we're on set at this point. Like, we've walked to the set. Hannah's like, I'm just like, I'm kind of insecure. It's just like my hair's in a ponytail. And like, it's just like my head is shaped weird. And I was like, I think my head is shaped.
Starting point is 00:20:17 But I was like, something's fucking off. And I look at her and I go, Bibb, not your head. It's actually your ears. And I literally right when I said it, I was like, I thought that was going to help. And that actually is probably doing it. By the way, there's 17 people on set. I was like, that's actually probably doing real. But actually in that moment, I said, thank you.
Starting point is 00:20:37 Because people are gaslighting me being like, no, you look so good with your ponytail. No, when I wear a ponytail. Well, honey, that's also a quick fix. Like, you could pin those back in one procedure. This is my thing when I was little, because I thought about it. Because I've been called elf ears before. and, you know, made me ho-in-day. Did you put your hair behind your ears a lot
Starting point is 00:20:56 growing up? No, that would literally, I'd be bullied. They called me Legalus. Oh, because usually, like, I feel like I've seen some girls where, like, they put their hair behind their ears so much that they made their ears jut out. Oh. I did a lot of research in middle school.
Starting point is 00:21:11 I was like, something's different. But you know, this is actually so cute, and I said this to myself when I was a teenager. I remember saying, and this is not decentering men, I'm so sorry, I didn't know what it was yet. But I said the man who falls in love with me is going to fall in love with me. with me because of my unique ears and I'm going to keep my ears the way they are.
Starting point is 00:21:27 That's a really good message. And Des told me I should pin them back. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. But no, yeah. And my ears, whenever I wear a hat with my, in a ponytail, I always put the hat over my ears. I have a lot of rules when it comes to the ears.
Starting point is 00:21:43 But I mean, I'm perfect in every way. It's just like, people don't talk about when other people do your glam. The closest way I could describe it to make this a more. more relatable conversation is, and everyone will understand this, when you get your makeup and hair done for a wedding. Yeah. And you don't want to be difficult. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:03 But you look in the mirror and who you don't know who that is. I thought I was going to find my husband here, not tonight. Certainly not at this wedding. Suddenly they're putting moose in it. Yeah. You've got waves. You didn't even know you could have. But I feel like most people can relate to like having a hairstyle.
Starting point is 00:22:19 They feel more comfortable in. I do have to say you're kind of doing this off. center. I'm going to get me started on my hair. Are we feeling bad about it again? I just like the color, like, it only looks good curly now because the color is so insane on the top. Are you doing a center part or a side part?
Starting point is 00:22:36 What's happening here? I don't know. And then you have fake glasses on, but you don't want to put them on. Well, I could put them on, but I just felt like it was like aggressive for the pod. It was aggressive for the pod. What am I a guy recording the podcast? What am I, like, going to bring on an only fans model and actually? Like, do you forget those TikToks?
Starting point is 00:22:55 Oh, I have to, I always press mute because I'll, like, throw my phone across the wall. Sometimes I get on an algorithm and I'm like, where have I been that this has never come across my desk? And why are, like, why there are eight women around a table talking to one guy who's, like, berating all of them? Talking to one guy who's, like, never spoken to a woman before and is, like, telling them what he read online about women. Wait, speaking of an algorithm that I was never on that I recently got onto was the raw milk. Oh no I don't know why Wasn't there drama
Starting point is 00:23:27 So I was even I was late to like The whole ballerina farms Yeah me too I was late to all the trad wife stuff I think my TikTok Your TikTok was like It might not land with her
Starting point is 00:23:37 Let's actually give it a second It might not land with her And so like I missed the bulk of it But I just got on And realize that people have been drinking raw milk And in my head I'm like I don't know what raw milk even means Right out of the cow
Starting point is 00:23:52 Yeah I was like oh you live on a farm you like I thought like oh you drink it warm I actually dated a guy who lived on a dairy farm and there's all these there's a lot of rules with milk because you have to make sure you don't die of stuff for a reason so apparently in some part of the country with the trad wives it's really it's like so like what is that show that was on Hulu seeking Amish no what was that show that was like really scary that like could come true when it was like handmade stale yeah yeah it's getting the candy it's tail a little bit That's a show that's kind of autobiography.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Yeah, what's that show that's happening right now that we're living through? So basically, these girls are like drinking raw milk, telling people to drink raw milk. And this doctor, like, made this TikTok. And she was like, hey, it's not safe because you don't realize how much bacteria is coming from the cow. And if you don't pasteurize it and do these certain things, like, you could get really sick and, like, you could die. Yep. Basically. Yeah. Like it's illegal in Canada to even sell raw milk. They're like, yeah, you freaks. It's 20, it's 20. I would honestly trust Canada because they have free health care. So they're not monetizing people getting sick. Whatever Canada is doing, let's keep an eye on.
Starting point is 00:25:09 Well, they're also just nice. I trust them. I trust them. And so this girl, this one girl was saying, so then I'm like on it. And now I'm getting like all these videos and this other girl was saying like, unless you live, she lived on a farm. Yeah. Unless you live on a farm and you work with farm animals, you would have that certain bacteria in raw milk because like there's E. coli in the dust. And like, so farmers are like a little bit more immune.
Starting point is 00:25:35 It's like, okay, maybe if they drink raw milk once in a while. But like the average person who lives in like a city should not be drinking raw milk. And I'm like, wait, how is this such a big thing? And I had no idea about it. Food trends just make me laugh so much. Because you know when we grew up and it was like, no fat, low fat, no fat, and everything's like 100% fat.
Starting point is 00:25:55 I was just talking about this with one of my girlfriends. Do you remember the special K diet? Oh my God, yeah, I do. Which geniuses. They were like, she only eat my cereal. My best turned from my school. One time was so fucking crazy about the special K diet. And she's like, if I don't have special.
Starting point is 00:26:16 Also, no one knew what was in special okay. I did something, speaking of milk, I got a protein shake this morning because I felt like I was the pillar of health in the community. Another thing I don't trust, but keep going. But no, they're putting protein in everything, in your mayonnaise. Yeah. So if you see me at the airport after a weekend of tour, it's not a pretty sight when I'm getting home after all the shows.
Starting point is 00:26:44 Yeah. This is like the most embarrassing thing I've done in public. in a while. I get my protein shake. From where? Like a... A huts and news. Yeah. And I...
Starting point is 00:26:52 Like a bottled. Yes, a bottled one. Also, I got a magazine. I got architectural digest. Okay. I was like so ready to just end the weekend and get home. And I open, there's like a clasp outside the protein shake. And I open it.
Starting point is 00:27:07 And I'm like not really thinking. And I'm assuming that there's like a little metal, you know... Spicket. Thing, like covering it that you have to open. open, you know? Okay. So I start shaking it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:19 There's no metal thing. It's just going all over. So I just opened my protein shake if you were watching and it just threw it all over me, all over my luggage. You're like, bad money was amazing. Pop bottles. Literally pop bottles on my art of milk. On me.
Starting point is 00:27:35 And then you're like, you don't have napkins near you. And then like, do I have to carry all this protein soak stuff? So I just waited for it to dry. And then I got home and Des was like, how are you? I'm like, I think I need to take a shower. You just smell like milk? Like vanilla. I would never even think to get a protein shake in like a.
Starting point is 00:27:55 I get crazy. I told you, I'm not crazy in the bedroom, but I'm crazy at a 7-Eleven. Yeah, you're like, what's up with this frappuccino? You guys sell? I get pizza at 7-Eleven. Okay, look, I get tequila. There's at least, at least once every like two months. I have to order at midnight from 7-Eleven and I have to get four tequitos.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Yes. And then I had to get like a chip situation. A slurpy that'll make me glow in the dark. Yeah. And then I have to get like some type of crazy drink. I also think like if I'm going to get a stomach cake anyway, like go for it. Also, this is a very random thought. Do you remember like when we were watching TV growing up?
Starting point is 00:28:34 There used to be more twins. There were the spruce twins. There was Tia and Tamara. There were the Olsen twins. Twins were hot. Twins were rampant. Twins were everywhere. Where are all?
Starting point is 00:28:44 The twins. Friends go. Wait, why are there no twins on the television? Lindsay Lohan, fake twin. Fake twin. Wait. Or are they twins and they're not telling us and that's how Olivia Dean is actually doing all our performances?
Starting point is 00:29:00 Bring back famous twins. Famous twins. Speaking of AI. Yeah. There's a documentary on Netflix that I watched the other morning. It's called, I don't know what it's called. But it might be the girl's name. It's called Lucy Lettby.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Yes. Did you watch it? Oh my God. It's really disturbing. It's really disturbing. Yeah, like be mentally prepared. You want to know one of the most disturbing parts of it in my perspective was the AI actors. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:29 Well, it said like rendering. It was like, oh, these people don't want to show what they really look like or sound like. Totally fine. Put in an actress. Yeah. Like the AI, I was like, no, this. looks like I'm watching like a Sims show. It was distracting.
Starting point is 00:29:50 It was extremely distracting and like uncomfortable. I'd rather a scary guy being like, or I'd rather be like a girl reading like an account from someone else. Like, okay, this is what they said. Or if it was like someone that looked like that person or was an actress and like legitimately pretended to be that person like this is what happened to my baby. Like doing it in AI, I really didn't like it. The whole thing is very disturbing.
Starting point is 00:30:19 It's basically about accusing a killer nurse. Yeah. Do you think she did it? Did you get British when you said that? Yeah, they hunted actually. I honestly like, this is the thing with documentaries. Yeah. They show you what you want to see.
Starting point is 00:30:34 So like immediately they can make you think she was guilty and then immediately they can make me think that she's not. The jarring evidence was that she, was there for every single murder or death and then when they took her off it stopped but then people were saying that there was always I don't know like I don't have enough information they really screwed me up and at the end I was like I looked online for like a second and I got more confused one of the things that made me a little weary is like when you when someone crazy does something crazy you're like well yeah they're crazy like that's a crazy person like you couldn't tell me anything about anyone that
Starting point is 00:31:13 deem crazy that would like shock me. I'm like, yeah, he's always been like that. He's a psycho. But with her, the thing that I found so fascinating was her friend, her like nurse friend that went all through school with her was like, no, no, this is not her. Like there's no signs. There was nothing in her childhood that was like she heard animals or like she was like weird and did this.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Like it wasn't like she did anything and like escalated. Well, you know, it's crazy. Early on, I did say this was. Omidin, do it. Yeah. Do you know why? Why? Because the police come over.
Starting point is 00:31:48 They said, Lucy, you're arrested. And she says, can I say bye to my cat? Yeah. And I said, she's not a serial color. She's not, and she picks up the cat. And then I got emotional. Yeah. She picks up the cat.
Starting point is 00:32:00 She kisses the cat. Serial killers are known to hurt animals. And I, are you crying? No, but like, then it makes me, because then I'm like, okay, but then think of the parents whose babies died. I know. There were so many coincidences. I know.
Starting point is 00:32:13 I know, I know. And then they saw a journal, which apparently she was in therapy and the therapist was telling her to just write all her intrusive thoughts. Yeah. And they tried to use that against her as evidence, where she was like, she said stuff like, I'm, I did it. I did it. They wrote it all out. But then she was like, I feel responsible. I felt like everyone was blaming me and I felt like I was a bad person that people thought it was me kind of thing. Two things I felt like they should have looked into more. Sometimes you get into work environments and it can get diabolical. And people will literally do things that you would never believe that a human is capable of.
Starting point is 00:32:55 The fact that she had so many problems with the other nurses being mean to her, something that's right there. When do nurses have the time to be mean while they're like saving lives? Yeah. So I thought that was like interesting. Not that I think that someone would like, people would try and like conspire against her to be like a murder. No, but work drama gets crazy things.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Crazy. Anyway, so that was like on the light end. Oh, I watched a documentary about a chess player. You know, I think I saw it and I scrolled. See, that I was jacked up by that. A man in Hungary. Everyone sit down for this beautiful story. A man in Hungary.
Starting point is 00:33:36 And it was like communist hungry and they were so poor. And he was like, I have to get out of the. this life and he read all these books on geniuses and he realized I can create a genius. So he has three daughters basically like as an experiment and decides if I train them for like six hours a day and something specific, they will become a genius at it. I mean, yeah. He decides. He decides chess because it's the cheapest thing.
Starting point is 00:34:05 And what I loved about it is that at the time there were no chess players who were women. and it was like a real boys club. It's like the real Queen's Gambit. I don't, it seems similar, but I don't think it was the same. But it was the concept of like, it really reminded me of stand-up comedy, where everyone's all the men, it was like the 70s. The men were like, yeah, women aren't as smart. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:27 They said women get too reactive. They don't know how to play aggressive enough. They freak out when they get attacked. Like all these stereotypes. And it made me realize, like, also it's a boys club. Like what woman sees that and goes, yeah, I'd love to join in and play with them. Yeah. And that's how a lot of women feel a stand-up.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Like, yeah, I'd love to go to that bar and take the mic with all these men just fucking hating on me. Yeah. So they all get really good. They end up winning gold for women. And then one of them excels and beats all the boys. And it was iconic. And she became top ten in the world of all chess. Wait, speaking of winning gold, are you watching the Olympics?
Starting point is 00:35:08 I watched a little bit of the ice skating, but it gives me a lot of it. anxiety. Okay, well, there's a documentary on Netflix that I watched. It was like three episodes about the figure skating couples. And now they are like competing, which actually I think I missed it. I think the one couple might have won. I don't know what anything is. But Italians. Besides the point, did you see the Lindsay Vaughn stuff? I didn't see the fall because I actually wouldn't, wouldn't be able to handle it emotionally. Because I watched it. I'm so, I'm such an empath. I was like, I need to see it immediately. Lindyvon's a hero.
Starting point is 00:35:42 Lindsay Vaughan's incredible. Well, this is the thing. The way she was airlifted was the same way I was airlifted when I hurt my pinky. So let's just all remember that. You can die skiing, like all these winter sports, you can die.
Starting point is 00:35:55 That's why I don't like watching it. Every time someone goes down, I'm like, and they're going to crack their head open. I think I was also unfamiliar with how fast? 100 miles per hour. I was like, wait, does that say 93? It's also like she's like the, basically the most famous person in the Winter Olympics.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Well, I couldn't, well, that's the other thing. People were like, well, this is her last Olympics. And like maybe she feels like she's like falling off a little bit. And I'm like, gun to my head. If someone said name another person that skis in the Olympics, I would die. Because I have no fucking idea other than her. And also, Lindsay, this is her life being a champion. And she wanted to just go down the mountain.
Starting point is 00:36:38 However she could. however she could. And I have to tell you guys. No, I give her a lot of credit for even having the courage to do that because, I mean, surely. I would have just rolled down in my butt. Surely she broke the other leg, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:51 Yeah. But I'm proud of her for, like, that's what she wanted to do. She wanted to go out trying. And we can all learn from that. Yeah. There are two types of people in this world. People who like roller coasters and the blue don't. I don't.
Starting point is 00:37:10 I don't. I don't. No, I'll do a water ride. I'll do like that spin cup thing. See, I would never do the spin cup. Like, you can't convince me. I'd rather do a roller coaster than anything that spins. Do you remember they used to have that ride where you, like, you would spin and you would,
Starting point is 00:37:27 and it would spin so fast that you would stick to the fucking wall? Yes, wait, that was crazy. I couldn't remember being like five, being like, this is not regulated. Like, I was literally a Karen at five years. years old being like, I don't think this looks right. Well, kids were flying in the air. They had to shut it down. I think a kid fucking literally did die. Wait, so if we were to do like a show like traitors, you know how they do crazy. Would you rather like a crazy rowing and running up a mountain or where they put roaches on your hand and stuff? Oh, for fuck sake.
Starting point is 00:38:05 Like they pour roaches on you? You know, I would think that I, I want to say that I could do the roaches, but when we went to that, like, where did we go? That alligator place? I was like, yeah, I don't like even being near them. Here's the only thing I couldn't do. And this is the only thing where I'd have to go in being like, not my forte. Don't pick me for this challenge. I can't eat anything. Gross. Like, I'm throwing up. Like, I could, my gag, I could throw up just thinking about it. But you know what I forget is there is the element of there's a camera on you. And I used to watch shows being like, how is this person crying or how are they getting? When there's a camera on you and a producer in your ear, you do shit you would never do.
Starting point is 00:38:50 Like I could see myself there and there's a cockroach and they're like, Hannah, if you eat this cockroach, you're going to inspire women. And then everyone's going to think you're incredibly strong. And I'm going to be like, let's do it. And next to you know, you're projectile peaking on TV. Do you remember that one time on Summer House that they made us do trapeze? And I was like really. It didn't even make it. I was like, I can't do this.
Starting point is 00:39:11 I'm going to cry. And if I break my neck, my mom's going to kill me. And then it never aired. Well, my hands, my palms get too sweaty, as you guys know. So I was like getting it,
Starting point is 00:39:21 but I couldn't catch it because my palms are too sweaty. But that was really scary. That was crazy. Well, we're just, we're just experimental rats. We were just kids. We were kids.
Starting point is 00:39:31 We didn't know. I was wearing a one piece. Who was I to say now? We were literal children. No. Back to the segment of my, weekly tuning forks. Oh.
Starting point is 00:39:42 I have gotten inundated with DMs from the gigglers. Well, you like begged for it. No, I begged for it. You were like, give me a sentient, please. And the girls were like, I have a tuning fork. I didn't say anything. Like, I do sound baths all the time. And then I have this masseuse.
Starting point is 00:39:59 I don't even want to call her a masseuse because she's so much more than that. She's an artist. She does like, I don't know if there's. is a specific name for it. But like she does massages in the way of like, do you have trauma? Because I can feel it. And let me get it out. Like in that sense, she's transformative.
Starting point is 00:40:21 I really, I like can't say enough things about good things. She's your body shaman. No, she's literally my body shaman. And I've only met her. I've only been in contact with her, but like the past six months. Where was most of your trauma? My lower back and my shoulders. Anyhow, she, I like converted her to being a giggler.
Starting point is 00:40:37 And she texted me. and she was like two things I want to say to you. One, I can help you with like your Botox and I can do like different massages on your face. And two, I'm obsessed with tuning forks. They're actually so good. Like if you stay consistent. Did she say anything about my trauma that she noticed?
Starting point is 00:40:56 You're going to have to do a session. She was going to work for free. We're going to have to block off a six hour a day. No, you really should go to her. I am due for a psychic. She's not a psychic. But you are due for a second. I am due.
Starting point is 00:41:10 You know, I actually had one set and she rescheduled on me. I wonder if she was like, I don't like the energy. She was like, I'm actually not going to tell her that. So maybe we just like skip. You like every six months, right? If I'm having a rough go of it. But no, I usually do like once a year. It's like I do like a big one the top of the year.
Starting point is 00:41:30 When every year around my birthday is when I start like. Being reflective and stuff. And getting in your head too much. I did get. Some say overthinking. And I'd actually like to say, maybe I'm just thinking the normal amount and everyone else isn't thinking enough. Like I feel like sometimes like TikTok and social media is like you have ADHD and you have depression and you have. And totally you could.
Starting point is 00:41:54 But sometimes when it comes to overthinking, I'm like maybe, maybe you should just think more. You know, like the rest of us are out here thinking and you think you're overthinking but you're not. But this is my thing. Happiness involves being in the moment. which involves not thinking and ask your tuning force what they think about that. I'll get back to you on that one. I'll like to get back to you. I did get a really funny DM. Plenty of things I've been in the moment for and I've wanted to off myself. Okay. I did get a funny DM about, have you heard about hot people phobia? Like when someone's
Starting point is 00:42:32 too good looking, you're like, you can't look at them. Like you're like terrified. Yeah. And like I've felt that before. I've felt that before. People with blue eyes. I don't like that. I mean, I love it, but like, I'll get terrified. A man whose jaw is too strong, I get uncomfortable. I'm trying to think, like, is there's a situation where I've been like... I'm not trying to be like, hot people have it so hard, but like, it is hard to look at them. I think my thing is there's been, like, hot men where I'm like, you know you're good looking. And, like, that, makes me feel awkward around you. Yeah, because honestly, that's for girls to be good-looking. And it's more like that vibe where I'm like, I can't look at you because like you want people to look at you.
Starting point is 00:43:19 Where if it's like a girl and she's really hot, I'm more like, oh my God, you're like really pretty. I got pissed off because someone posted a tweet like, don't you love like a silly man with a big nose? And I'm like, why can't we say don't you love a silly girl with a big nose? Yeah, well, no, because women, no. No. Not allowed. No. No. No. Not a little. No, no, no. Honestly, one of my biggest, like, realizations of that in my 30s was, like,
Starting point is 00:43:46 I feel like I've made my whole personality that, like, I didn't get Botox and, like, I'm waiting to get Botox. My whole personality is I'm waiting. And then all of a sudden I got it, and people were like, she actually is, like, wow, like, she's done so much plastic surgery. I did. There is a post that I keep getting, for some reason,
Starting point is 00:44:04 showing, like, a before and after view with Botox. when the after is not with you with Botox. It's before you with Botox. The picture is before me with Botox. Yes. And they're like, look at what Botox does. They're 10 years apart. The pictures are literally a solid eight to nine years apart.
Starting point is 00:44:21 But could you imagine a bunch of guys sitting around being like, I just wanted me to silly girl with like a unique nose. Like that would really. Well, no, because it's, that's what I need. Where women, like if you're an unattractive guy, we actually probably like you more. Yeah, except when you give an unattractive guy a new sense of confidence, and then that could cause violence.
Starting point is 00:44:44 Honestly, the majority of my early 20s. I do think, though, for the girls out there who like good-looking men, don't be afraid to talk to them because I heard that. We both crossed our arms, and I don't like that energy for us. I think it's because we're talking about good-looking men. We're like, and don't look at me. Don't look at me. A lot of good-looking men are insecure.
Starting point is 00:45:07 What did you think of Bad Bunny's outfit? Incredible. I would wear it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved the, um, like, aesthetic of, like, everyone in, like, ivory and, like, khaki. I like, that he was in all white. Like, I love an all white moment.
Starting point is 00:45:23 I do have to say the aura of that man is crazy because for you to perform with, like, a hundred people around you, and you still cannot take your eyes off him. Like, he could have easily gotten lost in all the hoopla. Wait, we didn't even talk about. Charlie Puth did the beginning. My acts. Yeah. And I'm not like a, you know me.
Starting point is 00:45:45 I'm not turned on by a musician. If anything, I'm like, I don't like it. Bad Bunny is different. It reminds me of the swag gap chat with couples. Have you heard of this? Pardon? How like couples should not have a swag gap. Like whatever his swag is, your swag should match.
Starting point is 00:46:04 Like no, not one person shouldn't be way cool. cooler than the other. What I'm obsessed with doing in my shows is because like a lot more men have been coming like boyfriends and stuff. Yeah. And I love it because I'm like they're forced to listen to a woman without interrupting for the longest they've ever done it for. They have to listen for a full hour and it's like iconic.
Starting point is 00:46:26 That's powerful. And that's where you have to find a quiet, quiet man. No, truly. That was my only requirement. I was like, does he shut the fuck up? Perfect. I had a quiet man spree. I loved a shy man for her.
Starting point is 00:46:37 while. Yeah, I'm in it right now. I love it. I'm not like I haven't heard from him in three days. Is he still in the room? I love it. It's the best. Well, let's, okay, let's shout out to quiet men. It's security when a man's quiet. And I feel most comfortable like being quiet. Wait, let's end on this. I really liked that actor and 10 things I hate about you, but not Heath Ledger, like the other guy that was in it. Yeah. whatever a bunch of gigglers were DMing me and they're like oh my god I used to love him to look at this video that like and there's like rumors that he's like in a cult but he's like denied it but I'm like no but that's what happens when you're a cult if you have to deny if you have to deny that you're in a cult you're in a cult Sean Mendes how did we get here thank you so much for giggling with
Starting point is 00:47:31 us we love you so much and we'll talk to you later this week see yeah bye

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