Giggly Squad - Giggling about the manosphere, body counts, and cyber trucks
Episode Date: March 17, 2026Hannah is breaking down the manosphere and Paige is wearing a new rain jacket!Had the best girls lunch during our episode today thanks to Buffalo Wild Wings Pick 6 for $19.99 @bwwings #BWWPartner Host...ed on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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What's up Gigglers?
Gary, fix the Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit.
We can't be managed.
What's up my galloping gigglers?
We're all trying to get 10K steps,
but we just found out you only need 7K to be healthy.
But I still try and do 10.
No one has time.
You know how fast you have to walk to do 10K every day?
Do you want to know?
It's actually not as hard as you think,
but I need to always be holding my phone
because that's how I get my steps tracked,
which I know everyone's going to be like,
okay, well, that's why they invented it.
Ora Ring. I can't. That's against my religion. Yeah, that's not your vibe. Also, I don't think
they make them small enough for your fingers. They probably don't. Also, Ora Ring kept telling me I was tired,
so I kept using as an excuse to cancel everything. I'm in one of those mood where like,
every couple of months, I'll get in a mood where I'm like, actually, you can't tell me what
to do and I'm not going. Canceled. And they're like contractually. And I'm like, call my lawyer. I'm not
going. That's actually when me and you were at our most powerful when we both enable each other to cancel everything.
I feel like Chappel Rohn on tour.
I feel like a Gen Z pop star who's been told by her label,
she has a tour for three years,
and she goes, how about, no.
Thank you so much for bringing up Chappell Rove.
Oh, yeah, Chappel Rond has been in the news.
She's been wild out in the streets.
And you want to know what?
I have two different minds of thinking.
In one sense, I'm like, yes,
the things that people have done to celebrities in the past
has caused them irreparable harm.
irreparable heart death irreparable yeah like literally but there's also a part of like my millennial
makeup where I'm like suck it up and look it's not normal to be famous like to process fame however
if you want to avoid paparazzi and avoid stuff like you don't have to go to fashion shows totally
but she probably's like I want to go to the fashion show but then but then people take videos making her look like
she doesn't want to be at the fashion show right I think she's navigating fame as
a young person and it's not perfect and it's chaos but at the end of the day when you have money
when you when you're in her position no one feels bad for you also like Justin Bieber has like yelled
at paparazzi and we're and we're like everyone's like go off king we're like let's make it into a meme
we're obsessed yeah but chapel road doesn't we're like she's evil get this angry redhead
off our screens yeah so people treat i just think she's navigating fame and it's difficult and
hard.
Sorry, I'm in a raincoat today.
So, like, every movement I make, I'm just like...
It's squeaky.
Sorry, I'm in a rain coat.
I have to say, you love rain.
I love when it rains.
Because you think you're, like, Barbie.
I mean, you are Italian Barbie, so you're like, it's raincoat day.
Well, in my head, it's either God has given everyone collectively a day off.
Yeah.
He's like, it's raining.
You don't have to go outside.
Or it's like, you can bring out your raincoat that you haven't been able to wear.
and I've had for a couple months.
And so I broke out my raincoat, it has a bout.
I know what it was about.
When you saw it was raining,
did you almost text me to cancel?
Did it cross your mind?
No, because I had my raincoat.
If I didn't, when I saw it was raining,
if my first thought wasn't your raincoat,
I would have texted you and said,
what if we did virtual, said I?
It's crazy.
So I'm dressed like a 50s housewife.
When it rains, I don't acknowledge it.
No, you came walking toward me
and I was like, someone in Connecticut.
I'm wearing a kitten heel.
Is missing their clothes.
A light blue shirt.
Of course, when I called my Uber, it's like the one time he doesn't know where to find me.
So I had to walk in the rain to get him.
And it was like a whole thing.
But I...
What's your little scarf, funny?
So it's attached to the T-shirt.
If you're watching on YouTube, I have an accessory.
It kind of looks like a labia, but in like the best way.
Yeah.
And you could like swing it around.
It's kind of giving nautical.
Yeah, we're definitely on different wavelengths, which as we're.
as we are as we are. We're recording this before the Oscars. Yeah. And we have our own little
podcast award show on Monday. Yes. I've picked out a risky dress. You don't have a dress. How are you
feeling? I'm not feeling great because I really like I feel like I dropped the ball on this because I was like,
oh yeah, it's in a couple weeks. It's in a couple weeks. And then it was like, it's actually on Monday.
Tried a nickel. And I was like, oh, right. This is how I feel for everything.
Usually I'm in a shopping mood in the past couple of weeks. I haven't been in a shopping.
shopping mood so like I haven't even gone well we went shopping last week and all you got was
sunglasses and I was a little worried about you sometimes I get like that though I was like can I talk to
you for a sec is everything okay give me drama give me like different trends like I'm over it like I've
seen it seen it seen it I'm like I don't care I'm like let me just wear my raincoat in peace but you know
what they say when you hit rock bottom that's when you can only go up and that's when change comes
did you see moll robins commented on my robins commented on our clip where I talked about anxiety
be a question? No. She was like, season to sis coming from my brand. No, I think I'm in an internship
with Mel Robbins now. Wait, what did she say? I forget, but it was something like supportive,
like love this or something, because I think Grace made the caption Hannah Mel Robbins Burner.
Wait, I love that. Do you know what else I saw on the internet? Which, okay, sometimes, sometimes the gigglers
enable me, like, they're actually really bad enablers. Yeah. And they'll be like, no, being you are right.
Right. And I'm like, I knew I was.
Our DMs from the gigglers are so different.
Continue.
Sometimes we'll DM me and be like, I know you can't DM me back because people are
crazy, but like, I know what you're thinking right now.
And I know you're reading this.
And I always want to be like, I am reading it.
Well, if you start it with I'm a giggler, we will read it.
Yeah.
And one girl DMed me and she was like, I'm sorry, but I just have to call attention
that like every time you bring up a man on the podcast, then like, I get a TikTok
of this man.
or like something, like he's in the news.
Like, okay, remember when I was like, oh, I love not Seth Rogen.
Who's the other one?
Oh, yeah.
Jonah Hill.
Joan Hale.
That's so mean, not Seth Rogen, but Jonah Hale.
But like, you get what I'm saying.
Yes.
Then it was like, he's mean to tell all the women that he dates, whatever.
I talked about Paul Wall.
He's everywhere.
He's everywhere.
But this is what I don't love.
Like, I support men in the arts, but like we need to stop putting men on.
Well, I actually think Paul Wall didn't do.
anything bad. No, I think he's really good for the community of Houston. Yeah, I think they love him there,
but like all of a sudden, everyone's DMing me like all these videos. He's like wrapping. They were like,
Paul walls at my wedding. I'm like, this guy literally was under a bridge. Pauls in the community
theater. And also, he looks phenomenal. He does. Yeah, he's like, you know what? Because he's been out
of the drama. When you're not in drama, your skin flourishes. That's so true. And he always wears
grills, so his teeth are protected. I don't know if he still is wearing. Actually, he might have been in the one,
video. I don't know if you can take them off. And then remember when I brought up the guy from
10 Things I Hate About You? And then all of a sudden there was like a big article about how he may or may not be
in a cult. Not Heath Ledger. No, the other guy. Well, speaking of cults. Yeah. Oh, wait, I do want to say all my
DMs are just people going, Paige is going to be so mad at you. Why? Because they know I'm rage baiting. So I got
the Crocs Lego collab. Okay. And I have when I tell you. You posted them? Yes. You like your algorithm.
Did I see it? You probably threw it. You probably threw it. You.
your phone and broke it or you haven't seen it let me see it you post it on
instagram or a tic-tac instagram usually i you're the first comment every time you're posting
sometimes you go through well that's not a real shoe it is it's an art piece which you're not wearing
that out it's fashion how could you wear it out how heavy is it with a capri this is like a gag
i should have shown up with them today i they look heavy you know what y'all do anything for fashion
So anyway, my DMs are just full of people being like, Paige is going to lose it,
Paige is going to be so mad.
Those aren't even practical.
Page is shaking.
Those are all my DMs.
But speaking about cults, my favorite thing to talk about, I watched the documentary called
Inside the Manosphere.
Okay.
So there's this guy Louis Thoreau who's known for doing like crazy documentaries about like murderers.
He's just like he exposes people, but the way he does it is he like, he's this like nice
British guy who's inquisitive.
and he just asks people questions and then lets them talk.
What's that like?
Like he asks a question and then doesn't finish their sentences.
Okay.
And he's not thinking about what he wants to say nice?
He just asks it and he sits there and like lets them reveal themselves.
That's like his art form.
So the Manosphere doc, I watch it with Des.
I was like, this is going to piss me off, but fine, let's watch it.
What is Manosphere?
Great question.
So the Manosphere is basically not on our algorithm.
The Manosphere is what Gen Z boys consume because...
Oh, like their whole like red pill thing.
The concept is that you're born as a man with no value.
Okay.
Which is already like very cultish to be like the only way you get values from listening to us.
So to get value, you have to, you can't just be a nine to five like loser.
Which again, there's like a good, cool concept of being like, don't get stuck in a bad nine to five.
like chase your dreams.
Like with all cults, like it's, it kind of makes sense.
There's a broader, in the beginning you're like, I could get into this.
Yeah.
Don't get stuck in a job.
Like Scientology is like, it's about community.
And it always starts with like, kindness is nice.
Yeah.
And you're like, okay.
So like younger men will be like, yeah.
And basically how society is just like everything is going against them, which is
ironic because that's not how it is for white men.
But they're told that like no everything is going against them.
like women are, hate them and all this stuff.
And so they then follow these like ultra,
and I put in parentheses in quotations,
basking looking men who are like,
I live my life as a high value man.
And if you follow me and you pay for my ebook and you sign up for this,
I knew there was an ebook somewhere.
You'll get rich quick.
So all these guys are basically taking advantage of like young
or insecure lost men to follow them.
Before you proceed.
Yes.
I feel like the world as a whole always like history repeats itself.
Yeah.
I would say like 10, 15 years ago, there was a book that every guy read.
I was about to, this, the second hit they started, I go, this reminds me of the pickup artist.
I remember guys talking about the book.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And it was basically like in nice terms, how to be mean to girls to get them to like you.
when a guy was tell me about it, it basically, like, makes women seem like these dumb objects that,
like, if you do certain things, you can trick them to like you. But the guys that it was
attracting were guys who, like, had their own issues and just... It would be, like, guys that
are in their early 40s now, Reddit and college. Yes. That was, like, the age group. And it
targets men who, like, are insecure and maybe had some bad experiences with women, like, women don't
like them. But it's not because women are bad people. It's because they need to gain their own
confidence. But instead of blaming... Do you know how many...
losers I've loved.
Like that's just like not.
Yeah.
Like,
oh, they don't like a girl to like you.
No,
I've liked a lot of loser.
They basically say like,
girls are the problem.
Yeah.
And if we can eliminate them.
So I thought the documentary was going to be like how.
Wait,
somebody said to me the other day,
oh, well,
her whole schick is hating men.
And I go, it's not a schick.
It's not a schick.
It's my real personality.
Wait, can I call you out?
What?
Page cooked a meal for a man.
Oh.
Oh, my.
I literally am that meme.
I hate men.
Then I go home and I treat mine like a princess.
Paige cooked a meal for a man wasn't going to tell me because she knew that I'd make fun of her.
Because she knows I live that life.
Like I talk about it and I be about it.
But she talks about it and then goes home, makes a meal.
And you literally try to hide it from me.
And in that moment, I laughed so hard because you knew I was going to do this on the pod and expose you.
Hannah, I went as far to like go on TikTok and be like, how else can you make broccoli?
I'm dressed like a trad.
right now so I can't say anything.
No, we've literally, we've turned a real scary corner.
No.
First of all, I ate that meal too.
It was provoked me.
And I actually cooked for myself and someone else just happened to freaking be there.
The fact you didn't want to tell me is what's so funny.
I have a full intervention for you.
I'm like, hey, I heard you cook broccoli for someone that wasn't yourself.
Okay.
Half of its state was like still frozen.
So it doesn't even count.
And also, if you start cooking for him, then you could poison him eventually if you have to.
Totally.
There's like long game we're playing.
Also, in my defense, I've never cooked a meal for a man before.
I cooked a lot of meals for Des during COVID because I was like going through something.
The most I've made is like a grilled cheese sandwich.
Like I've never prepared a full dinner just for me and a man.
This is my first time ever.
And how was it?
The food in general, the experience.
Oh, the experience was fun.
it didn't take as long as I thought it was going to be.
Again, everything was like half frozen,
so it actually shouldn't have taken longer.
But also from an Italian family,
we're really raised, like, guys, like girls who cook well.
Like, I told you once my mom was like,
put cookies in the oven.
Like, it was a crazy time.
Yeah.
I, you guys, I didn't realize how little it matters
if you can cook or not.
It doesn't matter at all.
It changed the game for women.
Actually, a couple months ago, I said something,
and I was like, well, I'm not going to be how,
like my mom would go to work, come home.
make dinner.
Seven jobs.
And I never thought about it ever.
And I said, I don't even know where I was that like my dad was like, Paige, you're going to cook.
And I was like, okay, well, not every night.
And then my mom was like, with you have children, you're going to cook for that.
And I started crying.
I literally started crying.
My dad was like, I don't know what.
I was like, oh my God, we just went back to the 1950s.
I'm not going to dinner every night.
You guys are stressing me.
out. Like all those meal prep things and like TikTok honestly makes cooking so easy. The girls have
truly figured out so many things. They're like, you can do this in 10 minutes. Yeah. I'm so excited
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And we're never ordering the same entree because you're eating the rest of mine.
And why would you eat something you've already had?
You have to have eating chemistry to be best friends.
People don't talk about eating chemistry enough.
Yeah, like if we both wanted to finish the tots, that could be a physical altercation.
Right.
And it's like, I don't need your tots because.
I had my wedges.
What do you prefer?
Potato wedges or shoe wedges?
Oh.
Potato wedges?
Yeah.
I got the boneless wings and wedges.
I got the chicken dippers and tots.
Boneless wings need to be talked about more because when you don't have to like work to earn.
No mess, no fuss.
No mess, no fuss.
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I don't know what it is.
I know what you meant.
I love chicken dippers because they're a vehicle for joy.
Mm-hmm.
It starts already great.
And then I decide, what sauce do I want?
Right.
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Ranch.
You're right.
I think you prefer a ranch.
I prefer blue cheese.
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How many unread texts are currently on your phone?
How many do you think?
15.
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I'm going to say 13.
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Mild or spicy chicken wing.
Spicy.
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Yeah, I'm a cool 25 minutes.
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The chicken dipper.
Let me see your dipping technique with her long-ass fingers.
Oh.
Oh, nice.
What would you steal from me?
Obviously, a boneless wing.
I can't believe you touched one and said no, and then touched a different one.
You already bit that one.
Oh.
I was like, oops, someone's, someone cooked here.
What's your number one dating red flag?
If he wants to date me.
I just have so many.
It's like, how do you even pick one?
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So anyway, I thought this documentary,
the manosphere was going to be this like huge cult of men hating women which it is but he meets
these guys and in it you get to see it was like three of these like top top male manosphere
influencers who were like connected to Andrew Tate in a way like how old so the first one is really
young he's like 22 he's okay he's British okay he is so he is so
scared of his mom, who by the way raised him, single mom, took a private school, like had multiple
jobs. He basically realized that when he says crazy shit online, like rage bait.
Rage bait. He gets famous. So you're talking to this guy and you're realizing he says like only
fan models are disgusting. And he's saying how men need to be a type of way and all this stuff.
But as you're talking to him, you realize he's just saying shit for clout. He literally goes,
just doing it for cloud. The problem is these young boys see him on the street and they're like,
you're awesome. Meanwhile, he's hanging out with these only fans girls who he's talking shit about,
but then they're there and he interviews the only fans girls and they're like, I'm just here
because I'm making good money. Like, I don't go fuck about him. I'm going to fuck about this. So they're
all kind of in it together, but there's that guy who does this crazy podcast. I forget his name,
but you've seen it where he brings OnlyFans girls and I ask them like, like, what's your body
count and then like tells them their pieces of shit? That's the guy that, like,
like he talks so bad about women and he's married to a woman who like has two baby daddies.
And he says that that's like the worst thing you can ever do.
And it's like, but that's a different one.
But there's too many.
They're all the same.
So he, he brings these only fan girls on.
And I'm like, why are these girls going on when it's just a setup to embarrass them?
And then I realize they're going on and they're just rolling their eyes because the men who are watching then sign up for their only fans accounts.
They're promoting their only fans.
And then these men are like, your pieces of shit, whatever.
And the girls are like, yeah.
whatever. I don't care. I'm making money off this. Put your email in. All these guys are like,
I would never, they're so angry at only fans girls. And I think it's because they realize
these girls are making more money than them. Even if they made an only fans, it's never going to
gross the same amount because women aren't like, women aren't like going. No. Are women like going on
and watching only fans guys? Yeah, no. No. No. I don't think so. Porn is free. You freak?
Literally just go on the internet. Also, you're not messaging her. She has a manager messaging you
on our only friends accounts, you fucking idiot.
Yeah.
So, I digress.
This guy,
she just starts interviewing him,
and he's,
the guy's like,
I can have, like,
another wife if I want,
I want multiple wives,
and he's like, have you told your girlfriend this?
And he's like, yeah.
And he's like, can we talk to her?
And he's like, uh,
uh,
and he starts freaking out.
Brings out the girl.
And the British guy's like,
are you okay with him having multiple wives?
And she's like,
uh,
no.
And the guy starts to panic
because like,
he's getting exposed.
That, like,
He's just lying through his teeth of like the kind of guy wants to be.
It's so easy to diagnose them.
Like I'm not even a therapist and I could diagnose you.
Like I had a boyfriend one time in his 30s, well into his 30s.
This man talked about getting bullied in middle school every other day.
I was like at some point, dude, move on.
But he brings these girls in the pot and he just tells them they're worthless and no one wants to be with them.
And then he says, what kind of guy do you want to be with?
And the girl's like, I want him to be over six feet and make over 300 K.
and he puts it in some like made up algorithm and he's like that's 2 that's 0.2% of man on the planet you'll never get that like it's this crazy thing but then i realize it's all for clout and views these men don't actually think that so then he tells them i don't want you to record my girlfriend anymore she ends up breaking up with him obviously because she's she said to the camera she goes yeah there's him in front of the camera but then there's who he really is so he starts being like fuck i'm getting exposed so
there's a positive where I'm like, okay, these guys don't actually think all these horrible
things about women, but they're con artists and taking advantage of the dumb or just young men
that don't know what to do and are like being trained by the algorithm. But these men have to
realize these are con men. They're taking your money. Andrew Tate makes everyone sign up for a course
of like how to be an alpha man. It's like, that is so embarrassing.
Also, when you hear, you're bald.
When you hear him talk, you're like, I'm so scared right now.
And also, all these manosphere men.
Did he get arrested for sex trafficking?
Yes.
No, he's, it's like disgusting.
Who are we even talking about?
By the way, I'm not to brag.
I have a brother.
I'm an athlete.
I spent a lot of time with a lot of very testosterone men.
Yeah.
I've never seen men who are more obsessed with talking about only fans models.
All these men do is talk about only fans models.
Like, that's the only women they know.
Yeah.
And also like...
And it's like you've never met them.
You've never met them.
Also, you're just so mad these only fans girls don't need you.
But they're like obsessed with only fans.
How many episodes is this?
It's, I believe, two or three.
Do you think they're obsessed with only fans because like, and porn stars didn't get this?
Well, I'm sure they got so much hate.
But like before social media, I'm saying.
Because it was known that like if you were a porn star, then you were basically getting abused.
Like where the only fans girls can control their subscribers.
money, like their bank account where, like, they're run by male managers who, like,
form these only fans agencies.
Wait, I feel.
One of the guys runs an only fans agency, but he, he talks bad about, I know, but he talks
bad about only fans models.
Like, that's not an agent.
That's a modern day, like, technology PIM.
I met a red pill guy once.
I didn't know what Red PIL was at the time.
And I asked him what his type was.
And one of the first things he said was, they can't do only fans.
I'm like, no one brought up only fans.
Why are you bringing up only fans?
Also, like, the percentage of women that do do only fans compared to, like, how many women are alive is, like, very small.
Also, like, then stop meeting only fans, girls.
Like, why are all your friend group only fans?
And you're dating an only fans model.
It's a sense of control where they hate when women have sex with a lot guys.
I think one, because it means that we can compare your dick to other dicks.
Men hate that.
Yeah, they do.
They hate that you're, like, have seen shit.
Yeah.
They like you being, them being the first one and only one.
They also want to feel like some type of elite.
Like only I got to have sex with her.
Well, that's not to get deep, but it goes back to like,
why do guys talk about like 18 and 19 year olds and stuff?
Yeah.
It's because they can manipulate them.
Did you see the Netflix show Age of Attraction?
I couldn't click it just because.
Hannah, I couldn't even get through the first episode.
I wanted to be like, what we learned here today is age actually
does fucking matter.
Like, here's the thing.
If you're in your third,
like I think it's,
I think you go through very different phases in your life.
Your 20s is insanely different than your 30s.
Well, your brain's not fully formed.
Which is very different from your 40s.
If you're a 35 year old woman and you meet a 45 year old man, beautiful.
Oh.
Gorgeous.
Love it.
Snort it.
You guys are on the same page.
If you're a 25 year old girl and you are dating,
even 10 years older.
Like I think back that to, I'm closer to the age.
Closure.
That my boyfriend was than I am to 26.
Like when I was 26, I dated someone 36.
If you're a 36-year-old man and you are interested in someone under 30,
it's because you know that no girls your age would ever deal with you.
They know how dumb you are.
They know that, like, you couldn't figure it out.
and that's why you have to go impress like a younger girl.
I just had such an epiphany.
When I was 25, I dated a guy who was 35.
Insane.
And I, like, he was the shit.
I thought he was, like, amazing.
Yeah, you think he's amazing.
I thought he was amazing.
But I knew after like a year, I started having panicked.
Totally.
Because I knew that.
When I dated this guy, goal wait.
Let me tell you, I've never been skinny here.
Go wait.
Go wait.
And he was like, I'll, like, I'll marry.
By the way, I had no job.
I had no idea what I wanted to do.
And he was like, perfect.
This girl's lost and confused.
And in my head, I was like, I don't know why he's picking me, but I don't feel good about
myself around him, but he wants to be with me.
It didn't make any sense.
Thank God my body had the wherewithal to be like, this isn't safe, get out.
I did write an article once for Elle about saddies.
So I basically was like, look, I met my husband when I was 30.
He was 44.
This is why I think it's working out so far.
But I basically said, there's no power dynamic between us.
Yeah.
I'm financially independent.
I know what my career is.
I've gone to therapy.
He doesn't have any power over me.
We are very equal.
When you're 25, 26, and your brain isn't fully formed and you're with a guy who's financially
powered over you, I don't like the position that puts girls in.
Period.
Pod's over.
So make sure the power dynamic is even.
Okay, so I was coming to L.A.
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It's so interesting that it's just so normalized that like if a guy is 36 and he's like,
yeah, she's 28.
That's like the perfect age.
Okay, what about the 36-year-old women?
Why do you feel like you're too good for women your age?
I'll tell you one thing.
It's not beauty.
Because when I was 22, I was ugly.
I'm the best looking.
I'm the best looking I've ever looked.
I just want to say that right now.
Especially in this generation.
With a spray tan right now,
best looking I've ever looked.
Hello. Ali Larder.
Like she's in her 50s.
Oh my God. But these men see 21 year old girls and they go,
she's not going to clock my shit.
Yeah.
She's not going to clock my shit.
Where in your 30s, a mile away, you're like, now.
No, I'm not getting out of bed for this.
Also, we're not going on a yacht.
No.
I'm not going to your.
fucking party where I have to be up all night.
Girls in their 30s are like, I'm too tired.
I'm not going on your orgy.
I'm not having an orgy.
The third guy, he's this older man.
He pulls up in a Lamborghini.
And he's like, but this is not what my life is about.
It's about being a good, honest person.
It's not about the flesh and the glamour,
but he's wearing like a three-piece suit.
In Miami, it's like 90 degrees.
And he basically is like, I cheat on my wife,
but she's not allowed to cheat on me.
Perfect.
And all this stuff.
And he's one of the top guys when Andrew Tate did his, like,
multi-level marketing scheme.
There's, like, several guys that got on early and did well off of it.
So it's classic, like, see, that guy did well.
Why can't you do well?
And it shows these other guys who are big fans of him.
This guy has no job.
And he's being told not to take a nine to five because that's, like, the matrix.
That's, like, the system that, like, holds you down.
So he's living in a car and just paying for Andrew Tate's e-books.
What?
What? Because it's a multi-level marketing scheme. So these men think, like, I just have to, and they're like, I have no value. I have to gain value. I have to beat strong. I can't let women, whatever. And they're just hurting themselves.
Do you want to know the worst part about this? What?
Is the fact that they're catering to all these, like, young, Gen Z men that in like 15 years, everyone's going to be like, where, why didn't their moms raise them? But at some point, it's going to get blamed on us.
Also, these are the men that eventually are going to run our country. Because God forbid, we get a woman.
president. God forbid. God forbid. A woman goes anywhere near the top. This is so overdone,
but there was a really funny TikTok where a guy was like, you know, men love to start wars. But if women
were president, none of the countries would be talking to each other. Just be quiet and calm.
Wait, that's, like we don't talk to, we don't talk to France. Sorry, I don't talk to Russia.
Okay. I saw her. I know what she's about. She knows that we've met before. I don't forgive. I don't
forget. She acted like she didn't know me. I'm like, you saw me at the UN meeting.
Sorry. You're not in my group chat anymore. And if you talk to Russia, I swear to God, I'll never
talk to you again. If I see you with Russia, I swear to God there's going to be a problem by problem.
I mean, I'm just never going to talk to again. I'm going to block you. Wait, I was getting
to fight with someone the other day about just like men versus women, whatever. And he said to me,
he was like, okay, well, who's fighting in all the wars? Men or women, like, who's protecting
in all? And I was like, you mean the war?
that all the men started?
Like, what are you talking about?
Yeah, why would we go fight?
We're not involved.
Yeah, this is not my fight.
This is not my fight that you started over your oil for your big-ass cyber truck.
Not my war.
Don't even have a driver's license, barely.
I don't need gas from my car.
Do cyber trucks take gas?
Or no, they're like electric?
Oh, they might be electric.
But again,
I digress.
Again, the president's against electric vehicles.
So I'm not getting into this right now.
I also think they're so.
Well, I've never seen a cyber truck with a family in it.
I'm just going to say that.
It's always just one.
Have you ever seen like a four-year-old jump?
No, it's just one alone, 60-year-old dude.
And I'm like, I hope you're happy.
I hope you're happy.
That's so true.
I've never seen my neighbors take the grocery thing.
And I've never seen a four-year-old jump out of a cyber truck.
Never even seen a cute dog.
Never seen a Labrador retriever just head out of a cyber truck having the time of his life.
No, it's some dark, sinister energy.
in that cyber truck. Did you see Lily Allen performed and did you see like her dress?
No. Okay, she wore this dress to perform and it looks like, um, it almost like looked like a flag,
but so it's like it wraps her and then she has someone like holding it like pulling it like
taut. So she's like turning and it's like unfolding. Honestly, it was an art like piece truly.
And I was like looking at the comments and like looking at people saying like what is the
dress. She made a dress of all of the receipts from her ex of all the things he would buy other
women. She went on stage and she like unraveled and was like singing and you could see like all
then like if you zoom in you can tell it's like a receipt. If Lily Allen doesn't win a Grammy
next year I'm going to be really mad. I think it's the best album of the year. Also I rarely read
comments but someone was mad at me because they basically were like you see.
said that Charlie X-X inspired Lily Allen. Didn't it like that. I think everyone gets, I don't even know
when I said it either, but I think everyone like gets inspired by things going on. But yes,
Lily Allen's that girl. She's been doing it forever. And I think she should win the Grammy,
like for sure. I just thought it was so genius. Also, he, I think he has like a new show out or something
and she's just like staying on his neck. So long story short, with the manosphere, it turned out
being less about like oh there's this culture where every man hates woman it's more hey there's like
men that realize that they can monetize dumb men by saying rage bait shit about women so that they can
blame other things for why you're not doing well in life yeah it's brainwashing i do have to say everyone
they're really mad about like toxic masculinity masculinity masculine is not toxic the opposite of toxic
masculinity is not being weak. It's not being toxic. Be a good, strong masculine man. Don't hate on
women. If you want to sleep with a man, sleep with a man. I love it. You don't have to hate women.
Right. Just because that's your urge. Also, a lot of them do just want to be gay. Yes. And like,
we would let them. Like, I don't know why they're being mean to us. We're a safe space.
Before you download Andrew Tate's ebook, download Grindr, and just see if that releases.
anything. The amount of time. You get two margaritas and me. I'll ask anyone's boyfriend. I've asked my
own. I've been like, you could tell me. I won't tell anyone. I wonder how many girls have had that moment
another cult documentary, which I just started. It's, it's slow, but it's dark. It's on Apple,
which is new. A lot of them aren't on Apple. It's called twisted yoga. Okay. And again,
it always starts with a girl being like, I'm spiritual. I think there's, I'm trying to find my purpose in the world.
and these yoga classes are helping me with, like, spirituality.
Like, it starts honest and sweet.
And the next thing you know, she's in Romania in a building that's locked up,
and they're doing tantric sex poses and drinking each other's pee.
So anyway, it starts about love and peace and butterflies, and then it gets sinister.
Notice the similarity between all these is when you're vulnerable.
If someone said, drink this person's pee.
Now if someone said put it on your skin,
very different.
You said how much?
I'd say what kind?
Like where exactly?
Could I do it on my neck?
How hydrated do I have to be for this?
But this thing, they don't just sit you down and go drink pee.
It's this long process where it's like getting connected to your femininity and connected with others.
And then next thing you know, like two years later.
People aren't protein ETIIs and I'm trying to drink a UTI.
That is so vile.
Cults are scary.
So I'm only one episode in, which I think people like because they hate when I tell them what happens in the dock.
But all these documentaries, it's history, guys.
They're like, Ted Bundy got caught.
Wait, that's so true.
But see, I'm an enabler because I like, when you tell me the ending because then I'm like, checked off my list.
I don't even have to go watch it.
My friends told me.
They're like, both towers went down.
Sorry, that was dark.
That was dark.
New Yorker, I'm allowed to say that.
We were allowed to.
You guys weren't even there.
We saw it.
Also, remember when I said the girl message me who works for the Celsius or whatever, the census?
Yeah.
That was also wrong.
Cool.
She's actually a historian for the Smithsonian.
Okay.
You really fight it up.
But also, the gigglers are so, the gigglers are.
She's actually a beekeeper in Argentina.
No.
The gigglers have the most amazing jobs.
Historian, first of all, what is the Smithsonian?
It sounds important.
The Smithsonian is a museum.
The Smithsonian.
But like what's in the Smithsonian?
Like the Mona Lisa?
No.
The Smithsonian is like...
George Washington.
No.
The Smithsonian is like anything...
Oh, like books.
No.
Okay.
Like the NASA stuff...
Hold now I have to look it up.
Like the planet.
Night at the museum.
No.
So paintings.
It's air and space.
That's what I meant.
Is the world's largest?
research complex featuring 21 museums.
This is AI, so this could be completely wrong.
And then this is about misinformation.
Oh, it has the airspace museum, but also has museum.
Whatever.
It's just, it's research.
It's a research.
Oh, there's Smithsonian locations.
Oh, it's all of them.
It's American history.
Natural.
You guys, we learned so much on this pod.
We learned so much.
I thought it was just air and space.
So anyway, people who listen to this podcast, research history.
So if that makes you feel better
I'm so proud of them
I'm literally so fucking proud of them
How are you?
I love that people listen to us
Because they're like
I need a release
I need a break
I need to listen to two idiots
So many facts
So that I can just laugh
So much facts and high pressure
I just need people making no sense
I need two people interrupting each other for an hour
Yeah let's do something page coded
Because you went off
I went off
So my Trismet commercial came out the other day
Wait a second one
You already had one
Yeah, this was my new one.
This is my, this was my new, like, Christian Siriano Devil Wears Prada vibe one.
But when we, the day we were filmed, this is so girly.
The day we were filming it, it was just, I brought my parents.
Like, it was just like the girliest shoot ever.
It was like, we're doing hair.
We're doing makeup and like Vogue was there and just all these different things.
I've never done a shoe like that.
And so we're in the, like, dressing room.
We had like a break.
I don't know.
It was like, lunch.
And my assistant was like, should I chop my hair off?
And we were like, oh my God.
do it, like chop your hair off.
So she literally had the longest hair ever.
She's like very cool, Jenzy, chops it into a bob.
During the shoot?
Yeah.
I'm a really easy boss.
Wait, you're like, stop production.
My assistant needs to cut a bob.
I'm like, go get a facial, babe.
Like, what are you doing here?
You know?
Do whatever you want.
You're like, actually, can we stop?
I don't like that girl's hairdo.
Can you change it?
And you're like, she's not even on set.
And you're like, I don't like it.
I'm like, so she cuts her hair in the middle of the shoot.
We're obsessed.
We love her bob.
How long did that take?
Like 10 minutes.
Love.
Just like,
just like,
snap snap.
In true bob fashion,
everyone gets a bob.
And then they're like,
what if I chopped a little more off?
Okay.
My assistant now chopped up to here,
literal pixie.
Does she look good?
Hannah,
I'm obsessed.
And I'm like,
Hannah's going to be so mad at me
because it took one.
It took one other redhead
to be like,
what about a pixie cut?
I can't stop looking at pictures of Lily Collins.
I'll start crying if you do it.
Wait, what if,
right before I went to Italy,
I just chopped all my hair off.
Well, I personally want you at your wedding.
Start like this.
Okay.
Then you chop the pixie party the rest of the night.
How much can I make about me?
You're like, it's already going to be too much.
Actually, in the middle of this wedding, I will perform.
Or for the honeymoon, maybe.
When you go to somewhere really hot,
I just chop it.
You chop it.
Can I just say I've been wrong in my life before?
I want to preface that.
Not many times.
Not many times.
But a lot of time people perceive it wrong because it's ahead of its time and I say it not in the right way.
However, people thought.
You may joke, but you never play.
Period.
Period.
I got down.
So when I first threw it into the ether that you should get a pixie, the internet was a gasp.
They said Hannah hates page.
You're ahead of your time.
Hannah's horrible.
She's sabotaging her.
And I said, sorry, I have a vision that you guys can't see.
Yeah, sorry that you believe in my face.
Sorry?
I know good bone structure.
Now I'm thinking all those people don't believe in my face.
They don't think I don't think.
Because my thing is I just see Audrey Hepburn.
Thank you.
I see Audrey Hepburn.
And when your face is so fucking chiseled and snatch like yours, like when you pull your
hair back, people lose their mind.
Because they've never seen so many angles.
of a cheek bone.
See, when I pull my hair back, everyone goes,
no, I love when you pull your hair back.
Stop it.
You know I do.
Stop it. You're doing a ponytail this week.
No, I'm really stressed out.
You've been stressed about it for literally a full seven days.
Like, I think I have to do a ponytail.
It's like the dentist office.
I'm like, I have to go a ponytail on Tuesday.
You're like, the dress, I need to do a ponytail.
And then there are.
You do always tell me when you're doing a ponytail as if you just got results from the doctor.
You're like, okay, and I have to get my wisdom teeth out.
I'm like, I have to get a ponytail on Tuesday.
You're never going to believe this.
I have herpes.
When people do slickbacks and they have a flat forehead and a wider head on top, it looks amazing.
I have a pointy head.
So when they do it, like you can't even see it.
Like you can't, it just, it exposes too much.
Anyway.
So you're pondering a pixie.
Not like Demi Moore, Pixie, like.
Not shaven.
No.
No.
Which.
But not even like, I mean like, okay.
I see a cute side bang.
The way my assistant chopped it is like it literally stops.
I'm going to try and like.
It literally stops like right here.
Like right at my ear.
Mm-hmm.
That's not a good representation.
But I also see it with like a little side bang like a swoop.
Well, I would go full side part forever.
Yeah.
Like I wouldn't be able to do it down the middle.
because that would look insane, I feel like,
but I would do just drastic side part all the time.
You're literally my Barbie doll.
I want to cut you up and I want to take a little flame.
I want to take a Sharpie and I just,
I'm hanging from something.
It's like she left me here.
The way you treated your toys and the way I probably treated my toys.
So you know that millennial thing where it's like a fairy that you pull it and it spins
and then goes into the air?
I was breaking shit.
I was like how far can we get this to go?
I also was obsessed with like little horse like not my little pony.
My little pony.
I liked my little pony.
I think I did wreckage to my little ponies.
See, I was a realist even as a child.
I was like, fairies aren't real, can't fly.
Ponies, not that small get out of my face.
I hated Barbies.
I hated babies.
I wasn't like playing with a baby.
I'm like, I don't mother.
I had four kids.
And if my mom didn't pull.
put them in car seats.
I was like, and they'll die.
You're a horrible mom.
They'll die.
You're literally Reba McIntyre.
A working girl who works through jobs and never said.
Speaking, remember the last episode we talked about cigarettes?
And actually, when I was a child, because my grandma smoked so many cigarettes, one day,
I literally sat down and said, I have to have a cigarette.
And my mom, like, looked around and people were like, oh, my God.
She was like, she doesn't mean it.
She's obviously forced.
She's not sitting down to have a cigarette.
I was like, no, I need one, Mom.
I need one, though.
I actually need one.
And my grandma had bought me candy once.
So I ripped one out of my purse, my Barbie purse, obviously,
because what else was in my purse but candy cigarettes?
And I sat on the sidewalk, and I literally fake puffed the cigarette.
My mom was like, she's not coming over anymore.
I remember my mom got me in a dress with a matching purse and a matching hat.
Those were my favorite.
Fuming.
She was like, hold this for one second, got the photo.
And then I think I took the hat.
It was like in a pool somewhere.
and then I like threw everything was and then I was rolling around in garbage.
Whenever there was a matching accessory, I thought genius.
I refused to wear hats.
From the second I came out of the womb, they put a little knit hat on me and I got my fingers
in it and I started, it was crazy.
I loved wearing hats.
Cleaned my apartment the other day, not to brag.
Because it rained the other day?
Yeah.
That's what I did.
Within about an hour, I messed it up again.
And it reminded me of another nickname I had.
It's not Quadzilla.
they used to call me Hurricane Hannah
because I would come into a place
and I would just like wreck it
and it's at the point
where at first I was mad at myself
and now I'm like you have a skill
you have a skill.
I like to describe it as
like I throw my shoes off
and then
mistaken that like you could have possibly taken ballet
as a child like that's how I think of it
and like Hannah walks into a place
and like even the way you walk
like you're, you don't mean to stomp in, but you're stomping in.
No, I used to like, when I was at Tennis Academy, I lived with like six other kids and they would be
like, why do you walk so heavy?
So heavy.
And I was like, sorry, my ass is fat.
I'm literally pure wetting in.
I'm like, I haven't even touched the ground yet.
I actually think you would have been phenomenal at gymnastics.
No, I eat too much.
Oh, yeah.
And I'm too tall.
I'm 5'7 and my torso.
I've thought about it.
But I mean, yeah.
The emotional abuse is similar to.
But I low-key feel like doing gymnastics makes them short.
Like, no, because they get stunted from all the working out.
When I was in middle school, I really wanted to do gymnastics because I really wanted to
be a cheerleader in high school.
You want to wear the unitard.
And then I said to my mom, okay, but it stunts their growth.
I can't like.
And you wanted to be a model.
And I wanted to have long legs.
So I literally quit gymnastics.
I love that you had a vision for yourself from a young age.
You're like, this doesn't work with my 10-year plan.
I've always had a vision.
Where'd you get that information that it stunts your growth?
I think I heard it somewhere and I never forgot it.
Because you weren't read it.
Like Demi Moore used to wash her hair with Ebby on water.
I never forgot it.
I read one time somewhere if you ended your shower in cold water, your hair would be shiny.
Like I would get random facts and then I would just like live by them.
I miss problematic magazines in the 90s.
Me too.
Like, does your orgasm matter?
Does it?
How to give him the right hand job when you're just like.
He's mad at you.
Like at this point, I'm like, I'm not sure.
How to lose that fat that's everywhere that makes everyone hate you.
I lose the last 15 pounds so you can hang with your friends.
People are asking Zara Larson, who I love, how she has such a good body.
She's like on tour, like performing every night.
I liked.
She basically was like, I don't, I just laugh a lot, which is very giggily.
I love.
But then I'm also like, she's dancing six hours a day.
Yeah.
I don't know what?
She's like,
sometimes I can giggle at my own jokes.
She's like profusely sweating up there, like doing crunches.
Also, she did admit, like abs are genetic.
Like, I don't have abs right now, but genetically I do.
I'm almost five months.
No UTI.
Write that Us Weekly.
But the other day, I felt just like a little like,
I was like, could that be?
And I literally said to myself, no, it's not.
You're being crazy.
Go chug a water.
But do you want to know what I think?
think, and I've had a couple of girls DM me, so I've been trying to, like, track and,
like, see the other day I drank not one, not two, but three full Coca-Cola's throughout the day.
Hey, watch what you, I swear to God, everyone's about to get diabetes because of you.
What are you going to say right now?
What are you going to say right now?
I think the sugar, like, gives me the feeling like I'm getting one, but I'm not actually
getting one.
Oh, so you're saying it was bad that you chugged three Coke?
100%.
Okay.
I thought you were saying, if you don't want UCIs, chug three cups.
And the only reason I chugged three coaks, and in my defense, they were all in glass bottles.
It's a free country.
Right.
First of all.
You were free will.
It's my free will.
I'm an adult.
I bought those.
If that's, you're going off, like, she partied one night?
I went off.
It was a Friday night.
I was like, you know what?
I'm drinking all the glass Coca-Cola's in the house.
You're like, give me another one bartender.
You know, those, like, sometimes you get those cards at, like, you've been cut off, like, just leave now.
You just like give me one at dinner.
You're like enough with a fucking Coca-Cola.
Sometimes you just need one.
You know, I was having chips and dip.
What was I going to do?
Have milk with it?
Yeah.
You're not a psychopath.
There are certain things you eat.
You have to drink soda.
Chips and dip.
Pizza.
Chinese food.
You have, I have to have a ginger ale when I have Chinese food.
My, like, the reason I'm delusional is because when I drink ginger ale, I think I'm healthy.
Healthy.
Healthy.
Healthy.
Well, it is.
I'm like, I need it for your stomach.
It's good for your stomach.
I like look at everyone around.
me, I'm like, sorry, I'm in a health kick right now.
If I'm having any type of sandwich, I must have an iced tea.
Like a turkey sandwich, I have to have an iced tea.
Yeah.
If I'm eating Mexicans, sometimes I have to have a lemonade.
Speaking of drinking and peeing, the TikTok really made me laugh recently.
Uh-huh.
Have I recently?
I mean this morning, this comedian Hilty Bowen, she was talking about men's and women's
restroom, so obviously I'm like, I'm in.
What's this going to say?
And she goes, when men build a little.
built restrooms.
I saw this.
It's the same algorithm.
It's so funny.
She goes when men built women's restrooms,
they were like, okay, we'll put a toilet,
and I guess we'll put walls next to it
and enclose it.
We'll put another one next to it,
another one next to it, another one next to it.
Good, okay.
For the men's room, they're like,
let's put toilet,
wall next to it,
and close it.
Then I guess we should do some urinals.
What if we just did no wall?
No doors.
No doors.
And what if we just put them all next to each other?
And just let them.
No, it's low-key gay.
Like, it's actually, and like the guys who were in the comments being like, we stare straight.
I'm like, do you?
And it's also like, why even tempt?
Also, imagine going to the woman's bathroom and like peeing next to a woman without a wall.
Like, that's crazy intimate.
Okay, but I actually think it makes more sense for like the women's room to not have walls than it does.
the men's room. Because we're not like flinging out a another. Well, we're just more intimate with
each other as a whole. Yeah. Like that's the only time once they leave a sports team or a locker
room, that's it. They're never undressing in front of each other ever again. Yeah. Yeah. Like when else are
they? What's it called when you have something coming out of your body? A limb? Yeah. Like we're not
pulling out an outer extremity. Yeah. Like where men are like pulling it out. Yeah. Men like,
peeing next to each other for sure. Yeah, they like it for sure. It's the strangest thing,
because all they have to do is put a little wall, like a tiny wall. Some have like little short
walls that are like next to it. But a lot of them don't. Like tiled walls. A lot of them don't.
It's also interesting because it's like, oh, so you can aim. Oh, that's so interesting.
Because when we're at home, it's all over the place. But oh, you actually can aim on a perfect, like,
Little circle. When we're home, someone had a water balloon fight, the Manosphere documentary,
the guy goes, well, look around me. Men invented everything. That was his like statement of like
why men are superior. We invented people. Okay. And top that, we literally invented you. We invented you.
Like you came from someone's vagina. And then this woman did a list of like all the things that
women invented, which was actually crazy. Like it was like Wi-Fi, a woman invented. A woman invented.
Like it was like all these things.
But then it got me thinking of how many things men invented that like their wife told them about.
Here's another thing that actually that like reminds me of it.
There's, I feel like there's so many women that will be like, okay, whatever.
I don't need to get married.
I'll have a child.
Either I'll adopt a child or I'll get a sperm donor.
Do you ever hear of stories?
Mr. Let's Preserve My Legacy.
Do you ever hear of stories of straight.
men in their straight men because I'm
discounting the gay men because there's a lot
of gay men that have children
straight men that have a kid on
their own that's not forced
upon them in some
in some weird situation
no do men ever go and say I need a surrogate
because I want to have a child and we would never
force a man to have a child when he doesn't
want one no we don't
if anything we want to take them away I'm not controlling
men's bodies crazy
isn't that so interesting and
another thing I thought about. Now mind you, I'm a joint deep. Maybe a joint and a half.
And I'm like, why doesn't anyone ever talk about cats getting ticks? Like, there's so many stray cats.
And they're out on the streets. And you never hear about them getting ticks. But you let your golden
retriever out one time. And you're like, my golden retriever has Lyme disease. And you literally gave it to
the whole house. So I looked it up. I was like, why doesn't anyone talk about cats?
getting ticks when there's way more,
I feel like there's way more string.
And Google said,
because cats have such an intense
grooming process, let every couple
of hours, they wouldn't even let the
tick attach to them. They have already
gotten it off. And I'm like, and another
reason that women... The only time
a cat will get fleas when like
they're out, like,
scared and fending for themselves and you have to
save them. Well, this reminds me of when
we were fostering dogs, which I love to do.
But I don't know about dogs.
And it was 9 p.m.
And I had to take the dog for a walk.
And I was like, this is annoying.
It's pitch black.
I'm alone.
I'm scared.
I'm like, this dog's not going to defend me if someone has a treat.
No, literally.
My algorithm is literally so dog-hating.
It's a bunch of videos.
I can't wait.
I'm literally so excited.
It's a bunch of videos of the people.
Okay, let me come down.
They are part.
I hate you so much.
It's going to be so not funny now because I laugh too much.
But they put, like, wet food in a bowl.
Yeah.
And they get kidnappers to come in.
And as they're putting the wet food in, the kidnappers take them and fake beat them up.
And the dog goes up and looks.
And this is, like, 10 different dogs in the same situation.
And they look.
And then the dog keeps eating.
Like, doesn't care.
And they're, like, pretending to, like, stab them.
And the dog just keeps eating the wet food.
The dog finishes, looks back, keeps trying to get the wet food.
And that's men.
that's literally man
I'm gonna go lightheaded from love he's worry
definitely would have clawed someone's eyes out
when I was walking this dog at 9 p.m
it's pitch black I'm scared
it's cold I'm like this is not a lot
long term life to live
butters inside just waiting for me
cozy in the bed and I'm like sorry I have to walk
this wild animal outside in the dark
and then the dog's start
is just like fucking around in the grass
I don't know what he's doing and I'm just like letting them have fun
because that's what they do
I'm like I hope you had fun I'm freezing
I walk back and the dog smells horrible
and I realized the dog was rolling around in other dogs poop
and Des was like
like how did you not see that happening?
I was like, what?
In any logical world would a dog see another dog's poop?
No, it's poop and go let's roll around in this.
And he's like, that's what dogs do.
And I'm like, that's insane.
And then watching him took like forever.
The whole night was ruined.
No, honestly that is, I wasn't like so, oh my God,
I'm getting a cat.
because I hate dogs.
I was getting a dog.
And then I was like, what am I saying?
I'm not getting up in the cold dead of winter and taking a dog out ever.
Also, I have a friend who their dogs, like, ruining their sex life because every time they have sex, the dog freaks out and starts barking.
This is the last thing I was saying about dogs and cats.
This is why I love cats.
When there's a thunderstorm.
Cats are like, cool.
That's my ancestor.
When I tell you, that's an thunderstorm.
Dogs freak out.
They're barking.
They think they're under attack.
They're attacked, they're scared.
They're like, if I'm uncomfortable, I'm going to make everyone uncomfortable.
There was a thunderstorm this morning when I tell you.
Butter was mesmerized.
Butter sat there and was looking at...
She was like, this is a piece of art.
This is Michelangelo.
She's watching the lightning.
She's looking at all the wet people outside.
And she's just taking in like an observational comic.
Because she has the wherewithal to know it's outside.
And she's inside.
Where the dogs are like, they're coming to attack.
It's like...
Have a treat.
Shut up.
No, we didn't mean to go this hard on the men and the dogs's pod.
I actually started this pod and I was like, we've been talking too bad about men.
Let's have a light.
So you brought up just the worst documentary of all time.
I started this pot.
I was like, guys, I'm in a raincoat.
It's going to be such a fun day.
Let's end with something nice.
Okay.
Fashion.
Yeah.
I'm obsessed with this trend.
Do you like it?
The whole wrong shirt with track pants.
So you wear track pants with like a work shirt.
Love.
It's, do you have?
have any advice for pulling it off correctly? Because I feel like this is something that I might wear
and people get like upset by. Well, it's like kind of the same thing when people are like,
you're wearing an outfit and then just do like the weirdest shoe. Yes, which I love. I would just
say it's something really masculine and then something really feminine. Love. Love. So like a roughly,
like frilly shirt and then it's just like an Adidas track pant. Yes. Cute. Very cute. Okay, cool. I feel like
I'm leaning towards that for spring. Anyway, guys, look forward to our outfit.
It's coming out on Monday.
Paige hasn't picked hers yet.
She's very stressed.
I pick mine, but I might have to have a point-tail.
Oh, and this is coming out.
This will already be out, but my Daphne Lemmy Collab,
which you want to know what?
Needs a whole podcast episode.
So catch that on Friday.
We'll talk about it.
Don't miss it.
Bye.
