Giggly Squad - Giggling about the Taylor Swift concert, Vegas, and karma

Episode Date: May 31, 2023

Paige saw Taylor Swift in New Jersey and Hannah is prepping for Paris! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm in the day just got away from me. You pressed record O? Why are you saying record O? I don't know. I just like gave me the egg honestly. What is up my green-nailed gigglers? I don't know if I said that one before, but everyone has green nails right now. I know.

We literally started a movement. I went to Vegas and like all the gigglers were showing me their nails and were taking photos of our nails. I mean, Zara needs to drop some green nail polish or something. No, seriously. Someone needs to show. Someone has to do it.

I keep getting ads for Zara's makeup and I'm like, guys, step over compensating. Because you know, I talk shit about you. Didn't you cancel them single-handedly? Canceled Zara makeup. I was Kylie Jenner tweeting about Snapchat. I literally, you're like Zara makeup, it's so over. That was a real throwback.

We're virtual right now, pages in Charleston. I'm about to go to Paris tonight. It's going to be my whole new personality. How chic. So chic. You literally have to catch a flight to Paris. No, it's intolerable. Like it's obnoxious.

I also know zero French. Like I can't even put a zero French. No, I know zero French. I do appreciate the French because I just feel like they're so rude. And I love that. Like they don't care about anyone but like the French. And so like I feel like if you go to France and you even do know a little bit of French and you try it with them They're like, let's just talk English. You absolute imbecile like and I appreciate that on her Jay

I appreciate it too. It's like I because we're New Yorkers be real with me if you fucking hate me Just hate me. Yeah, like I don't care. We gotta keep it moving like we have things to do I'm such a nerd. We're basically, we didn't have a honeymoon. So we're going to the French Open. It's like, haven't you been to the French Open? I oddly have been to the French Open. So random. So random.

And I can never look back on those pictures because I, something happened to me on that trip where my face got so bloated because I think I was literally inhaling so much salt that you'll never find a picture of me from said front to open because I can't look at my face. It literally looks like I got my wisdom teeth out.

Because all I, I just, I didn't stop eating in France. I love how you're like, I've deleted all evidence all across the internet. No one would ever know I was there. But did you fall in love with tennis at the French Open? I remember you texting me being like, wait, this is salavi chic. It was probably the chicest thing I've ever been to.

And we've been to the US Open. And I think that chic. The French one is on a different fucking level. Yeah, US Open's not chic. US Open is like cute, fun, high energy. French Open, Wimbledon. Class. Class.

The way that people are dressed to go to the French Open, I was just like, oh my god. Well, I text to you and said I'm going to the French Open and you got all stressed. You're like, do you know what you're gonna wear? I'm like, you my god. Well, I text to you instead of going to the French open and you got all stressed, you're like, do you know what you're gonna wear? I'm like, you know me. A day before, I'm gonna pressure makes diamonds. I'm just gonna figure it out.

I will say, I do remember every single outfit I wore on that French trip. Yes. And that's it. For people say that you're dumb, you are dumb. Yeah. But you're specifically very smart without feats. I'm smart with things that I care about.

I think that's ADHD. I think that's just narcissism. I think it's just pure selfishness. If I wanted to be a doctor, I'm sure I could do it, but I'm like I don't care No, I'm the same way cuz I'll be like I have ADHD and they're like but how come you focus so hard on like making stupid clips on TikTok And I'm like because it's my passion if I became a doctor my slogan would be like look at some point everyone dies So I don't I literally don't know what to tell you I'm also have to, I was in Vegas.

Oh yes, you looked stunning, gorgeous. You hated Vegas. You would have loved this experience in Vegas. You looked like you had a residency. I had a full residency for like 14 hours. They put me up at this very nice suite where the performers go and immediately my DMs are blowing up by gigglers being like they're gonna kick you out Yeah, I call in I was gonna say were you triggered by getting like a nice room I didn't even take my pants off for like two hours because I was like I didn't take my shoes off

I was like we're gonna have to pack this up But let's get the footage and it's such a big room at least with you I had you where I was alone. At one point, I was just standing in the corner, just like not knowing what to do. Oh, okay, you're like alone alone. And I didn't know what to do. And you got bored.

And you got bored. And you got bored. And you got bored. And you got bored. And you got bored. And you got bored. And you got bored. And you got bored. And you got bored. And you floor. How was there? I just, mental picturing.

I just was sitting on the floor. How is the room service? Incredible. Yeah, incredible. It takes a favorite part. The problem though is when the room is so big that when the person knocks on the door, it takes me like 10 minutes to get to the door

because I'm in like four rooms over. My mom has this story where she said she knows, she knew at this exact moment that I was going to be like a difficult woman, like, hard to please, when the first time like we ever stayed in a hotel and like I got room, like she ordered room service and I was like five years old

and I saw it come to the door and I was like my whole world had changed. I was like wait a second. And honestly, I remember that moment, like it stuck in my brain. And ever since then, I think room service is the best thing that's ever happened to the panel. I have found my purpose, I found my passion.

I was like hold on, they're gonna wheel that table to the bed and we're gonna sit on the edge of it I do have to say though When I'm alone I actually kind of get anxiety with room service because you know they come in and they're always Like very nice and you're always embarrassed because you ordered like so much food Yeah, and then they have to like open up all the food and you're just standing there like yeah like a Gremlin like And then they have to open up all the food and you're just standing there. Like a gremlin. Like maybe maybe maybe.

It's like when people sing you happy birthday. You're like, I don't know what to do with my hands. And then they're always like, and sign the check. And then it always has gratuity added, but they're like looking. So I feel like I have to add more gratuity. And I'm like, I just know that there's a high percentage that I'm going to fuck up this one-on-one interaction. Can I tell you something so dumb?

Whenever I'm in that situation, like, Grituity included or not, I can't, I don't know. So I just always write 20%. But if you think I can add that quickly, what the 20% on the bill is, you're out of your tree like I can't so you're right 20% then I leave the total blank then I sign my name. I'm like they'll figure it out when they're back Wait, that's so dumb. It's genius because if they already had out of the 20 they'll be like oh she means Making sure the 20's on right wait They could also like I could write in 20% then they could do the total equaling 100% and I could be getting scammed and I and it's not my I don't need to know and that is nothing to do with me. That's not your journey You have given it to someone else to deal with it's not a my fault at this point. So literally none of my business

They always bring it like deep in the room You know, so then you're just standing there with a stranger in the room and then you're like, waiting for them to leave so you could pummel it down your throat. So then sometimes they're chatty, like I don't love that part of it. Have you ever been on the phone with room service

and like your order keeps going and going and then they're like, how many people is this for? And you're by yourself and you're like two for sure like this is definitely so what they did at the win is they ask first they go how many people is this for us so it's less awkward if at the end you have to be like about it seven they've been multiple times where I'm like there's three people in here for sure when we're gonna need three sets of of utensils. Absolutely, thank you. They're not here right now, but they're coming, don't worry. I heard a tuna fish quessence.

I'm always very daring. I always like to live life on this. You, honestly, that's food poisoning right there. I say that I find the drama. I am the drama. Yeah. I am the drama. With your Vegas excursion,

you did unfortunately miss the Taylor Swift concert. You guys, Paige texted me months ago, being like, I'm going to Taylor Swift, and I was like, can I come? And she was like, no, I'm bringing crack. And I was like, okay. We don't support women in the arts.

I actually, you don't support women in the arts. You say that. I actually remember texting you that, being being like I'm going to Taylor Swift and I was like That's such a weird thing that I just randomly told her that cuz like I'm not inviting her I just wanted her to know and you're like cool. Can I come and I was like no? I'm done the next day Cuz it was like a brand collab They had they reached out to me Clearly, I wasn't their first choice.

No, but we were there with Claudia and her sister Margot and then, and it was... I didn't know they were gonna be there. My now. What happened to me is they were basically like, you have to get there in a certain time and I couldn't get back from Vegas, so I had to cancel my Taylor Swift experience and I need you to tell me everything I missed. Okay, so first let me preface this with I have gone through phases with tape. Oh my god. Are you about to come for Taylor? No.

No. The Taylor gods are. No, no, no, no. So when you came for Rihanna, everyone was really mad. Okay. Like she doesn't have a bitchy face. Oh my God. That's a compliment. It's a compliment. She's a compliment.

I feel like I've gone through phases with Taylor, so I've like all through high school. I died for Taylor. Like it was the only music I really listened to. High school and college. Oh my God, I didn't know that. Love Taylor. After I got out of college,

I kind of like fell off. Like I didn't care anymore and I was like, whatever. Like this is, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what up blah, blah, blah. Within the past, I would say like year, or really like after she did her documentary, I was like back on Taylor. Since like her breakup, I just like like, which she stands for, I like her demeanor.

But with that, I went into, I would like to say most situations. I went into this situation like, I go into most, I would say, and I would say pretty humble where I'm like, I definitely don't belong at a Taylor Swift concert with these die-hard, swifty fans because I do not know every word to every song. I definitely know a lot of words to a lot of songs, but I'm not like top tier fan. Now, that reminds me, you know when you're like on the bus and like girls just break out in song and you don't know the words to the song they're breaking out in, and you have to just move your head, and you kind of finish the end of the word.

Yeah, no. Wait till I have a great example of that. So I want to go and I know Craig is a really big fan of Taylor Swift. He's going to know all the words. I didn't know that. I'll go with him. Craig is pumped. So excited.

We get to Taylor. We get our seats. We're sitting there. Claudio and Margot come in. They're sitting on the other side of me. They know, I mean, they know not only every song. They know every outfit she's gonna wear during that song. They know when she has talking monologues.

They told me when it was appropriate to go to the bathroom. Like, I would have died if I did not have a Taylor Swift shaperone in Claudia. So, they made it way more interesting because they were like, this is why this is important. Yes, they were giving me all the factoids that I needed. They knew every single word to every single song. So in fact, the words that I didn't know, I would just listen to Claudia and then I would repeat them a little bit slower. So I was like, yeah, girl.

Shout out to Claudia for also having amazing singing voice. And I was like, I'll sing things and people would be like, you're ruining the song. At one point, I looked at her and I was like, you could give this concert. She really was so good. I was like, I feel like I'll just come to your apartment and we'll have a Taylor Swift concert.

Yeah, we could have done this in New York City. Yeah, and I have to come to Jersey for this. This concert starts and Craig starts kind of panicking because he didn't know really, he knew like two songs and he was like, oh my God, I thought like I knew way more than I did and I just in my head I was like, wow, this is so our personalities. I came in here humble, humble, I know nothing.

In reality, I knew it all, knew it all, honey. He came into it being like, I know everything. And in reality, new fucking nothing. Okay, it's giving, the plane is going down and Craig is like, I can fix this plane. you are like actually babe. I'll do it. It's giving. Let me put my oxygen mask on first and then I'll deal with whatever the fuck's going on over here. But I need to save myself first. Now I kept looking at him. I go, doing you want to sing? Oh, you don't know this song? Let me sing it for you.

Wait, wait, so did you know like three Taylor Swift songs and thought he was like a swifty? He literally knew like songs from the first album like my polo, my dog knows those songs like it's, wait, you kept looking over to him. He must have been. He got actually so anxious. He was so sad. He was like, wow, I really thought like I was just gonna know more. Wait, so you guys are laughing singing together, doing the choreographed dance moves together and he's just in the corridor?

He pulled, I mean, he pulled a full Hannah. He was singing not the real words, but in the melody. You know, I know when we're gonna call this man out. You're looking at his lips and they're just, he's speaking Spanish. He's doing reggae tone. But he had, he had a great time. He's doing Taylor Swift Craig's version. Literally. Craig's version. Not produced by Scooter Braun. I will say she is, I think like the only way to describe her, I think as a human is like literally just a powerhouse. Like I don't know how she performs for so long

and so passionately, she does it three nights in a row, then she takes like four nights off and then each week on She's in a new city. How is the beginning of it? Like walk us through a little. She comes out basically the whole thing is like each, each album, each era is a different room in the house and a different color. So like when you see the lights in the stadium

turn a different color you know you're entering a different era. She kind of performs like I would say three songs from each album. She does a total of 40 songs and then two surprise songs, which is nuts. Her parents come to every show. They have their own separate tent. Then there's a tent for famous people. So last night at our show, I'm trying to think who was there. It was like Ben Stiller, the night before,

like Jennifer Lawrence, Reese Witherspoon, one to one. Like all these famous people, so many famous people go. It was like, there's a full tent. No, but we were like looking on Twitter to like see who was there. Yeah. But it was definitely an experience for sure. Like I'm glad I experienced it. But as your friend, I'm never going to be like,

Oh my god, you're the greatest night of our lives. Like you're fun. I actually have never been to like, I was never a concert girly. I think it's because I was forced to be playing tennis all the time. Wait, I was never a concert girly either and it was really because my mom was like, no. I also didn't do drugs. Yeah, she was like, bad things happen at concerts, you're not going. Once in college my friends made me go to this, what's the guy who's like, I don't know the day I'm the dirt. Oh yeah, for sure.

Dude, that's your literally Craig. Who's that actor with the hair? They're Matthews band. Okay, yeah. But like how you just... Craig will literally say to me sometimes, you know that actor that I like I'm like oh, yeah, for sure Definitely yes, with that description who couldn't now who couldn't know how I like grew up in Brooklyn New York And I just Dave Matthews band never crossed my desk like it was never

I'm never even open the page. No one ever put it on. Never cross my desk. I love, I love that. Hang. Oh my god. If somebody, if I forget anything, I'm just going to say, honestly, never cross my desk. So I'm not sure. I'll speak up from two girls who rarely ever had a nine to five.

I never crossed my desk. I missed the meeting. Definitely missed the evening. Sorry, I don't think I was on that email. No, how much do you think I've been lying? Do you think I've been lying the past week when I missed that one email? And I was like, can you keep forwarding it to me?

Did you think I was lying? Because I genuinely wasn't. No, I don't think you're lying. But when you do it, I go, oh, maybe I put the wrong page on it. I always click the email. I go, definitely was sent to page. And then I was sent.

I'll do it all day, because it makes me feel useful. It makes me feel you. Okay, great, because I got. I got, I got way in my head the one night, because I was like, and it definitely thinks I'm lying and I'm just not responding to any emails. And I got so nervous about it. Anyway, I feel like my college friends

were like, we're going to Dave Matthews Band, they're all excited. And I'm like, Lil Wayne. Like, I'm like, yes, Acon. So I'm like, Dave Matthews Band, this sounds like it's for retired people. But I'm like, fine, I'll go. And I decide to, you know how like every one or two years,

I take like a huge hit of weed to just see If I'm good at smoking weed see what happens. So they got me high and then all these instruments come out Yeah, I don't fuck with instruments like too many instruments. I was like what like a trumpet's a trumpet I was feeling like we were going to war It was like what is that a cello grow up? A cello, then the drums. Like I was like, I just wanna see Diplo. Like what is going on here?

The stimulation with it was too much. Starting a war chance of some kind. I had the most insane panic attack. Yeah. And then Dave Matthew was like, oh, with his voice and I was like, why is his voice sound like that? I freaked out.

I said, I can never listen to Dave Matthew's band again. And I never have. It's a great for you. So like, I was not a concert girl. How old were you? Honestly, it was young enough that it's scarred. I was like 19. You were scarred for 19.

But also, I don't like big crowds. I don't like being stuck in places that I can't get out of easily. Like the second I get somewhere, I'm like, how do we leave? Also, I want easy access to the bathroom. If I'm nervous pooping the whole time, I want to be able to just drop in,

and it's easy to come back. I don't like a whole regular role. It's so funny how we are so opposite because my first Dave Matthews band experience quite literally the exact opposite. What happened? We would go to Dave Matthews in, okay, where I grew up, they're Saratoga performing art center.

So in the summer, they have all of these concerts. So when you're in high school, I think they change the roles now, but that was like the first place you would really drink because you would drive to these parking lots and you would kind of like tailgate pregame. They changed the rules now like it was a rule like this is where you drink. No, they changed because we all were getting so fucked up. They were like 15 that they did they ended up changing the rules of like you couldn't go in the parking lots before and drink

Yeah, so like my first Dave Matthews that was like you would hit high school if you were going to a Dave Matthews concert And I was a freshman in high school. I plan my outfit. I still remember what I wore I wore a white romper from BB and some girl looked at me and goes, oh honey, a white romper. And I was scarred for life, scarred for life because it was stunning, gorgeous. Oh my God, I got so cool. Now I have to become a fashion influencer. And now I have to become a fashion icon.

Clash over me, Clash over me. So I got, I remember me and my friends got so drunk and then my parents picked us up from a concert and they brought us to a diner and they had no idea that we were, we couldn't see straight. Wait, that is so, we had such a different experience. Such a different experience.

But also they've met these men like people are chilling, people are like loving life. Chilling. So like, yeah, people are smoking weed, they're doing mushrooms, they're chilling. I also didn't know any word to any of it, which is again, you're just kind of like, when people look at you and they make eye contact, that's the worst. When they're singing, making eye contact and you're trying to, and you're just like,

yes, what you said. If you don't know what, if you don't know any words at a concert, I've resorted to the phrase, so good life. Such a different experience life. You know? I'm trying to listen. This is her voice is so good. Yeah, because then if Therese people off,

they're like, oh my god, she's such a fan. She's like, it really immerses. I do have to say, I have a terrible memory. Like, very bad memory. I accept. All hot girls do. I'm so good with lyrics. So what's our good snacks? Well, we were in a box.

So there were great snacks, chicken fingers, and sushi. It was an odd combo, but I was here for it. All I was thinking about while we were on the way to the concert was how were we going to leave the concert? Like where was everyone parking? Also, like how much money was Taylor Swift making on each show? We're calculating merch.

Like I was being full. Like I was like, what is she pulling in here? So all we were thinking about was when we were gonna leave and Claudian Ben had run to the car and drove. So at like, before they knew like the whole show, so they knew the exact perfect time to leave, literally took us 15, 20 minutes to get back to the city. It was the biggest high.

The biggest high, we, me and Craig could start laughing because I was like, oh my god, we're so fucking old. Because we were like, if we get back to the city now, we'll have a full hour before we have to like, get ready for bed. And then I was like, and I can do my skincare and we can pack for our bags and get on our flight in the morning.

It was so, I felt like I was 80 years old. See, when I heard Taylor Swift concert in New Jersey, I felt like it was like leaving a football game, where everyone leaves at the same time and then you don't wanna leave too early. She sold it out and I think the count was like 70,000 people. 70,000 people leaving a venue all at once. No.

So you guys left a little early? I would say we left like 30 minutes before it ended. How was the outfits? Not her outfits, the outfits of the crowd. The outfits of the crowd were great. I mean, everyone like really served and really was like into it and dressed up and it was, it was like very sweet. Like you did feel like you were a part of something. I did enjoy the concert. But I would never, I'm not like some of those tickets were going for like five grand.

It couldn't be me. Wild. Why? Crazy. What I get surprised by is the outfit changes by the artist, like Taylor. I saw she had one with like one long leg spandex into my head. I'm like, how did she do the outfit changes? Would she just disappear? Was it quick?

She would disappear. She would go under the stage and then she would pop back up. But what I've realized is I think they put a, they have a lot of clothes on and then they take off. Because there was one thing where it was, she ripped it down the back and she had a whole new outfit on. So I think she has like a base layer. Wow.

The wardrobe stylists are so fascinating for those because yeah, it has to be easy to take off because you know most dresses that are fashion are impossible to put on. Could you imagine the admin of where you're going to change, where the clothes, what like the timing, the steps, the choreography. See, I'm fascinated by all the admin of a constant of that level. I mean, Giggly Squad, we have a lot of admin for our show. No. Dude, we have to talk about the documentary on HBO that is literally just a podcast

tour that they've logged and turned into a documentary. And I was like, it's this podcast smart list. It's Jason Bateman, Will, Arnett, and then Sean, I don't know what Sean's name last name is. They have a podcast and they like started doing live shows. And it's basically just following them from city to city. It's Giggly Squad. I was like, first of all, we have way more

debacles that happen as we're traveling than they do. I mean, they fly private. They fly fully private to every city. They're like in the penthouse of every hotel. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm how, what do you think? And I was like, we need to start vlogging and just throwing it up on you.

They're not getting their hair makeup done and they're nervous about outfits. Everything they complain about is food related. And I'm like, get a Hannah who eats your leftovers and you'll literally never worry about it. We will not eat or have McDonald's because we're so high on adrenaline from all the craziness.

Also, they definitely have like so much staff, right? Like running the shows. So, I mean, they have assistance. They have tour managers. They have like all the things they literally just show up. But one of the parts, it's in the very beginning. I couldn't stop laughing because they walk into their first venue and it's in DC. And I think it's actually the venue we played in DC. And they walk in and they're looking at all the seats and they look at each other and they're looking at all the seats and they look at each other and they're like, wait what do we say when we get on stage? Like they got so nervous they were like, wait why did we agree to do this?

Like I was like, oh my god that's the feeling I have every time before we walk out on stage. I'm like, wait what what are we doing? No I just have like huge fear of saying the wrong city. Yeah. Which I definitely pause and you've gotten me for you're like, and Denver. Because even though the cities are different, the stages feel the same sometimes. The stages feel all the same. It's fascinating though. I need to watch it to manifest for us. Yeah. And it's funny. They're funny.

Yeah, they are. Their podcast is amazing. Yeah. Side note, I saw Claudia on the toast was talking about, she was kind of coming for like some influencers who talk about manifesting. I do not think she was coming for us at all. Yeah, certainly not.

She was talking about influencers who would be like, I manifested this brand trip and then I got it and she's like, but you've been messaging them DMing them, emailing them, tagging them for weeks. And I thought it was funny to think about, but there's a difference. I mean, it is a form of manifesting in terms of just focusing on something and trying to get it saying it out loud going for it. Yes. But there is also, that is like a, I get a controversy, I wish you sang,

you don't really call it manifest, and you go like, no, you did it. You just did it. You asked for it. You asked for it. But then I saw this, Jim Carey is very fascinating. We don't talk about Jim Carey enough. No, we don't.

You saw his graduation speech about the bicycle? Yes. Tell the people. Tell the people. So he brings it manifesting. I'm like, okay, Jim Carrey is coming into our realm. What is he saying? And I knew he was like an interesting spiritual guy.

And he basically was like an Irish teacher in middle school told him if you want something you ask for it they say it out loud he said pray about it the OG manifestation Christianity Jesus was the ultimate manifestor no I love our generation and Gen Z because we're like religion oh my god couldn't be me and they're like just get these crystals and pray to the Scott and manifest this and it's like we're like religion. Oh my God, couldn't be me. And they're like, just get these crystals and pray to this God and manifest this. And it's like, we just literally took Christianity and repackaged it, Gen Z approved. So she basically was like, say what you want.

And he's a kid. So obviously he's like, I want a bike. Yep. And then he said two weeks later, a bike emerges on his stoop or whatever. And he goes, how does this here? And he goes, someone put your name down for some random raffle for a bike and on his stoop or whatever. And he goes, how does this hear? And he goes, someone put your name down for some random raffle for a bike and you won.

And from that moment on, he said like his life just fucking shot out. Because it's like, once you believe in it, it happens. I truly, okay, not to get deep about tennis, but I really manifested being a professional tennis player like all I want It was to be a professional tennis player and it didn't happen and I think it's because deep down I wanted it for the wrong reasons like I wanted it to impress like my dad I wanted it to impress my coaches. I wanted it to impress other people

But like I wasn't actually I actually deep down I wanted I wanted them to be proud of me I didn't want to be a I wanted them to be proud of me. I didn't want to be a tennis player. Even though I love tennis, because then I'm wondering how come comedy is working so much smoother for me than tennis. And it's like, because I think I'm manifesting the experience.

Where tennis, I just was like, I need to win this match. And they were like, you are manifesting being fulfilled by your profession. Yes. And that's what you got. And tennis, I actually hated competing against people every day. I'm sensitive little soul and I don't like fighting. The craziest thing to me is that you literally used to have to wake up and do workouts.

In college, I had to wake up at 6am every day, do a two hour workout, place three hours of tennis after class, and then sometimes do weights after. We'd have to do like every day I would get to the point of almost puking from pushing yourself so hard. And you didn't even feel fit because you were so sore, because you were exerting your body so hard, because if you didn't push yourself so hard, you could lose your scholarship, you would lose to the next girl. Like, it was just so much pressure And that's why I think when people are like how do you perform in front of all these people? I'm like because this is fun for me compared to the literal torture I went through I do one workout and I'm like

It's so weird. They haven't asked me to be in sports all this straight up So it's a bad look for them honestly Do I do I have like one tennis hit and be like, should she go back on tour, yes? Yes, she's incredible. But I do think it's like make sure your motives are right. Like you're doing it because you really want it just for you. And then you just fucking lean in. When I was younger, I used to say this phrase all the time because I thought it was funny,

but I feel like I manifested it in a weird way. When anyone would say something to me, I'd be like, whatever, I'm an undiscovered soap star. And wait, of soap operas were so big. Yeah, my Nana was obsessed with them. I literally thought that that was my calling. Like, I was gonna be on a soap opera. And so I would just say, like, I'm just undiscovered. Like, but you literally are a soap star now.

Like, reality TV is the new soap star. No, literally reality TV replaced soap operas. But I actually used to do this a really embarrassing thing because I was like, I would pray for this one boy. Mm-hmm. It's not how God works, but keep going. Okay, so I knew I could crush on me. You think God is putting together pre-marital sex?

I don't think so. Yeah, that was so a non-religious person pray. Yeah, you're like, hey, if he just looks at me, I promise I'll never lie again. So I knew this boy liked me. Like I knew he did. Before whatever reason, he was like playing games. And I would pray to God for him to love me and to show me.

That's sick. And that's not great. I go, I want him to love me and to show me, because I know he loves me, but I need him to show me. That's sick in that. That's crazy. I go, I want him to love me and to show me, because I know he loves me, but I need him to show it. I'm gonna be honest, I've seen some TikToks that are like, if you say this four times, hold text you, and like when me and Craig first started talking, I was like, fuck it, I'm doing it. I would like repeat something like, he can't live without me.

He literally is obsessed with it. Okay, we're gonna make me feel better about mine, but the problem with mine is later on in life Like this was like when we were kids later on in life He basically told me he loved me and showed me and I like wasn't into it anymore You're like I manifested that years ago 10 manifestations like oh, catch the fuck up. I'm not gonna lie, not to sound like a full, fledged cult, but my mom is like the OG manifestor.

Like, you can't talk to her about anything unless she's like, just pray about it. Like, if she doesn't know the answer, she, that's what she says. And there's no, you can't say anything back to it. She's like, just, I don't know, pray about it. So, and so I'm not kidding, there are times where like I'm so anxious

or I'm so worried about just like my life in the future. And like I'll just be like whatever, I'm just like letting it go and like God will handle it. And I do immediately feel a sense of relief like in my body. Yeah. Well, Jim carried it. But it's all like, no, all like spiritual things are the same.

Yeah, Jim Carrey said, our God. He said, that's all he parted in, Jim Carrey said. And Garth Brooks, they said that don't worry about how you're going to get there. Like that will unravel. Don't try to force that. Just know what you want to do. Like remember, he was like, don't care about the details of like, like trust the process. And I always say this with karma.

You know when you're like, oh, I want to get this fucking person back for fucking me over and you try to know the universe has way more oh, I want to get this fucking person back for fucking me over and you try to know The universe has way more creative beautiful ways than you will ever do you sit back You sit back and you focus on yourself because let the universe be creative and have some fun with this person So as much as I love revenge sometimes like in my head I'll take revenge way too far and I'm like come on, Paige, you can't kill their whole family.

See, I think me trying to get revenge is by karma. Yeah. So I like always sit back. One of my girlfriend has this one thing that like I've heard her say about multiple girls where she's where like if we don't, if she doesn't fuck with someone, she'll say, oh, living in their head, though a day after a day must be a nightmare. Like that their own head is their own, like that's their revenge.

Like they have to live the rest of their life, like being them. And I just think that's so beautiful. Like if I say anything about someone I don't like, she'll be like, I mean, but think about living in their head every single day. Ugh, like, they got it bad enough. Whenever someone's done, like, something to hurt me

has been mean to me. I think how like, I'm must be one of like, tons of people, they do this too. So like, so they just do this to everyone in their life. Like, how do you function? Like, this isn't a one-off that happened. Right, no, no, no, no. Right, no, no, no. This is like, no, like this is them.

This is who they are. And that's that. Speaking of petting-ness, I watched, this is so embarrassing, but I hadn't watched the last dance with Michael Jordan on Netflix. Okay. I just hadn't watched it. I think because I was like putting it on a pedestal,

I was like, this is really important. And I was just like, no. The one that came out during COVID? I think so. Yeah. The one that came out during COVID? I think so. Yeah. The one with Michael Jordan. I, Space Jam is my favorite movie, famously. Like I will, someone, we'll say, like,

I'll ask for where the movie I say, Space Jam. Space Jam. Shoshank Redemption, no, Space Jam. That was amazing. This man is the pettiest, vengeful man I've ever, I was laughing hysterically during it. What did he do? He's a civilian. The guy's a civilian.

Yeah. So he's so good, right? Like he wins everything. He's won three championships that like you start kind of getting bored in your head. Because you're so good. So he'd have to play games within the game to get him revved up. So he talks about like one guy like celebrated a little too hard after like hitting a three and everyone was like

uh oh and Jordan's like I didn't like how we did that so then I had to ruin him and then it just shows Jordan just like don't don't don't don't next game. Some guys said like nice game or something after a game that they lost. And then it took us so many goes, he shouldn no I made that up like he would just make up stuff About people just to piss himself off just to get him going to want to beat them and then the people knew this about him So whenever I would be like don't wake the sleeping bear and someone would like accidentally say something in the press and then the whole team would be like Oh god and Jordan would be like it's time to get your ass Michael Jordan is a giglar.

He's a giglar. But it reminds me of kind of like, reality TV where like, after games and during tournaments, he'd be looking at the paper and he'd look to see if someone says something about him to be like, okay, now I have to be there. He's a literal giglar. He feels most comfortable in the emotion of rage. He feels his most at peace

when he's hitting someone on. It's quite full. They did say one thing about Michael Jordan. They said that he always lived in the present. Like he was, he didn't get nervous about the future and that's why he was so great. If I was a billionaire, I would too. Okay, let's please. He's like, oh, he doesn't worry about anything in the future. Yeah, why the fuck would he? Why would he?

Dude, you have to watch them the new movie about him, air. But the best part is, is like, he's actually not even, the movie is about his career, but he's not even in it. Like, they have a character playing him, but you literally only see the back of his head. It's more about his career, but he's not even in it. Like they have a character playing him, but you literally only see the back of his head. It's more about his mom. It was so good. His mom single-handedly changed the entire game

for the end day. She's basically the reason that like basketball players became automatic influencers. She said no to Adidas. She said no to Reebok for a shoe. She went with Nike who was like nothing at the time. They only did running sneakers. Yeah.

They, she said he's not signing this contract unless he gets a percentage of every single pair of shoes sold. And they were like, it's just not how it works, ma'am. Like, we'd have to change it for everyone. Like, this is not how this business is run. And she goes, then change it. And they were like, oh, and they needed Michael Jordan because Nike was gonna be like going under.

And they were like, okay. I heard they told him like, they paid him like 250K and they were hoping in like three years to make $3 million. And they said like in the first couple of months, they made like 200 million dollars. He makes four hundred million dollars a year on passive income. From just shit being so mean to do. No, I'm putting passive income on the mission board. God, if you're listening, I'd love to manifest passive income on the mission board. God, if you're listening,

I'd love to manifest passive income. Someone said something like Britney Spears when she brushes her teeth is like making money. Like back in the day, someone said that and I was like, that sounds like a goal. It's so funny you brought that up because I had a note on the Michael Jordan documentary because it's like nine episodes.

It's like it's extremely long. It's like nine episodes. It's like it's extremely long. Never once, do they even mention that he got married. Like at one point, as he mentions like my wife, my kids, but like if it was about a woman, it would be like a whole thing.

Like she met someone, how it affected her career. Did she want to have, she got me, at one point, like episode seven, he has three kids and a woman in the background. And I'm like, no one's gonna, this wasn't important. Have you heard the conspiracy theory

that he's the father of Jimmy Butler? Think the other, like really good basketball player. And they just, like, they're just in the back. No, this is a full sports podcast. Yeah, it's a niche sports conspiracy theory. Wait, I'm obsessed with that. Well, because Michael Jordan's two sons

like are like kind of like, they never played. LeBron's kids are playing. And they say that Michael Jordan had this child and was paying child support for the child until he turned 13. Jimmy Butler lived with his mom until he was 13 and then she kicked him out because the dad stopped paying child support.

And they're saying that that's the kid. And he's like amazing at basketball and he looks just like him. Speaking of sports influencers, I went to the Yankee game the other night, not me. I'm not a sports influencer. But there was this girl there and she's sitting like a couple rows ahead of us and there's a group of teenage boys behind me Screaming this girl's name and I'm like, what's going on here? Like I literally was like like it was like a girl who's famous on TikTok I felt so old because I was like there's no way yes, it was lividon

Yeah, the guys went Yes, it was lividone. Yeah. The guys went nutty for her. And so I'm sitting, I'm watching her and I'm watching all these guys come up to her and take pictures. And in my immediate first thought was, wow, I'm so fucking happy that like people that are fans of me and Giggly Squad are all women. Or women.

How uncomfortable she's probably been in certain situations with so many men. I mean, she had a group of 30 men yelling her name. She also is like a top top UCLA gymnast. And it's funny because when I was in college playing athletics, like the sports people, the athletes were famous on campus, like the quarterback was famous, the like certain people are famous on campus, but we didn't have social media. So I think about like damn,

these people back in my day could have like blown up on social media, but they didn't have time. Well, you know, I mean, that I haven't. This is gonna, I can't believe the Sundance about to come out of my mouth. The NCAA changed their rules on the athletes making money. And it has to be because of social media.

Because there's just, yes. There's just no, I mean, Livy Dunn is probably making hundreds of thousands of dollars, if not millions of dollars. No, millions, but it was fucked up because before it's for you to play in college, you couldn't make any money off your sport. When the kids are bringing in so much fucking money for the college, but I always was like, what are they gonna do?

Because if they were gonna pay people, they can't pay the top basketball player the same as like the top tennis player. We were not a revenue sport, even though we were working as fucking hard as that. Right. But I realize now it's your allowed to do your own personal social media deals. I remember it was crazy like in college I went to school with this guy, go badgers.

His name was Mike Brusa-Witz and he had this big red afro and he had like a couple good games and he was like my good friend and one day they start selling red afros at the Cole Center and like hundreds of thousands of day they start selling red afros at the coal center. And like hundreds of thousands of people are buying these red afros. And in my head, I'm like, they're making so much money from this kid who's getting, I mean, he hasn't felt right. But like, if he gets injured, his career's done.

And I just remember thinking like, there's something fucked up. Like you should at least get Jersey sales or something, they're all wearing Jersey's of the guys. Even if he got like 2% of the sales. Yeah, so I feel like I'm glad that they've evolved, but during my time, 10 years ago, throwback, sorry for my Gen Z fans, I hate reminding you that I'm not Gen Z.

I know, it's sad. I feel like you are. You're my Gen Z. Thanks babe. You're welcome. So anyway, there's also a fact that Jordan Michael Jordan's son is with Larsa Pippin Have you seen this? Yeah, I think that's true. No, this is a full sports podcast Yeah, but you guys realize how crazy that is Jordan and Scotty Pippin were the two players they played together Larsa Pippin Scotty Pippin's wife

She's known this man Scotty Pippin's ex-wife now is dating one of Jordan's sons like this is crazy pants Also just like her connection to the Kardashians and now she's on Bravo. It all goes back to Bravo I'd all literally does Last thing I want to say because I also want to know if the gigglers like know this, I have a massive gripe with Netflix. Like, okay, where is this word gripe coming from? Because I'm obsessed with it. I love it. We need to use it more. It's just I have a real, I don't, I can't, I can't give you a synonym right now, but it's a gripe. It's a gripe. It's a real gripe. So I got hit with the Netflix.

Like you can only have a Netflix in the home that you're in and you can have it on certain amount of devices. And I have been on my cousin's Netflix for since the year Netflix came out. Like I have my own profile on her thing and like that's, it is what it is. Finally, I get hit on my TV with like, hey, is this the account?

Is this the home that this is the account? So I'm not gonna steal her Netflix. So I have to make my own profile or make my own account, whatever I do it, I log in great. I didn't realize that I'm basically starting Netflix over. They don't know anything about me. realize that I'm basically starting Netflix over. They don't know anything about me. I could only, they gave me like,

they're like out of these 10 shows, pick your top three and I was like, no, I can't do this. Like I have a different, I have different tastes for different things. Why can't I bring my old profile to my new one? Like, because you had your own profile within her account.

Yes, and so like all my shows that I've already watched, they're already in there that I watched them. It gives me like things similar to this. It is like, it's like someone has broken into my home and like I feel extremely violated. I'm like, I don't, this isn't mine. And they just threw everything everywhere you don't know where anything is.

And they were like, watch Gilmore Girls. And I was like, watch Gilmore Girls. I've watched Gilmore Girls multiple times. You don't know anything about me. Watch Gilmore Girls. I'm like, what? It's like you don't even listen to me when I talk. Literally.

I feel like it's getting a new boyfriend. It's, that's like if I went on my TikTok and the algorithm started from the beginning and I was just scrolling, like seeing chiropractor videos and I'm like, I'm not des. No, it's literally as if you were going on a first date and it's like, what's your favorite color? And I'm like, and I'm like, I'm not doing this.

I've put in the work. I've put in the 10 years of Netflix work. I can't, I can't start now. It's upsetting, but you know what? Maybe in the unknown, you will find things that you never thought you'd find. There's a positive in this and we're gonna find it. Yeah, maybe there's like a new show

that I'm just gonna love, that they're gonna throw up there. I didn't tell you about my recent psychic experience. Oh my God, no. So Sierra is friends with a psychic named Tiffany Rice. Who's amazing. And she went to my show at the Wilbur in Boston and she came to the green room after the show. And she just immediately is like talking to my show at the Wilbur in Boston and she came to the green room after the show

And she just immediately is like talking to my feature and telling her all this stuff And then she looks at me and she's like I'm seeing a white cat And I'm like does this not gonna let me get another cat I've I've manifested I'm praying it's not gonna happen then I go wait. Did you say white? And she was like you're saying I was like I like, I was like, I was like, so my friend Paige really wants to white cat. And she goes, she's going to get it. It's coming. The white cat is coming. So I have this conspiracy theory that does is a psychic. And he doesn't

know. Okay, multiple psychics have told me that does is a psychic, but he's like really against the stuff, but I will literally be like, yeah, it's so stupid. So what do you think I should do with this? You always have to be careful. So you're literally tricking him into like reading your tarot cards. You're like, hey, just do me a quick favor flip this card.

They literally go like your husband is like and crazy, crazy, intuitive, like knows everything like so wise and I'm like, yeah, I know., knows everything, like, so wise. And I'm like, yeah, I know. And I'll be like, does that. I think you're like, oh, don't believe me that fucking shit. And I'll be like, so for my career in the next two years. And I'll just, what are you just randomly?

What are you seeing? If you had, if you had, see it. What would it be, you think? No, it's, and then I even had it. You guys should have listened. I had, does I'm burning see it. What would it be, you think? No, it's, and then I even had it, you guys should listen. I had, does I'm burning in hell. And I asked the question about intuition. Does it like, I don't fucking believe in intuition. It's just stuff that's been in your head,

like that's just you've seen. And then you just, you have all these different voices. And I'm like, but what voices are you hearing? What are the voices saying to you? Because I would like to know them. Wait, I literally have an in-house psychic that doesn't know which is actually better. You're also psychic. It's one of my favorite compliments when psychics do that. You also psychic, but not with yourself.

You block yourself. I block myself. But they say I've had multiple psychics say that I am psychic, but I don't really tap into my psychic abilities until I become a mom. When I pop that first kid out and I'm just like, I know you were smoking weed, like they're gonna be scared of me and that's what I want. My honest opinion of you is you actually are so psychic, you know everything, but you choose to be a rebel. Like you'll be like, I know what I should do and I know what I want to do and then you go, but that would be too easy.

I'm like, but what if we fucked it up a different way? So I actually, I have to catch a flight to Paris. I'm going to hate you. I'm going to keep you guys posted on the journey and you have a Memorial Day party, right? I do. Kragis throwing his first backyard barbecue today, and I'm actually so excited for it because he's so excited for it.

The barbecue is gonna be barbecue in. Where are you gonna be? Are you gonna be the girl in the pool? Are you gonna be like, what's my character? Am I going full? Like, I'm also hosting? Don't host. No, and I going full? Like, I'm also hosting? Don't, don't host.

No, and I think I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna lounge. I'm gonna do what I do. He's gonna be like, page, can you grab more cups in the kitchen and like, you have to get it? You put a ring on it, honey. I don't work here. Right. I literally, I don't.

By the guy, you can't get the milk for free. Okay. You get in a full fight during it when you ask me for your cups. I literally got you can't get the milk for free You get in a full fight during it when you ask you for cubs. I don't work here I'm already late to the party like the party started you're in the back You're working mom. I have to work mom. Mommy's working mommy's working Well, go have fun. I love you. Thanks for listening to this. We'll talk to you later. Bye.