Giggly Squad - Giggling about the wnba, Daphne, and no nail summer

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

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I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, my giggolotti? Yes, honey. Right? Yes. I was in a yoga class. OK. The girl was a giggler.

And she was like, by the way, you should say giggol and she was like by the way you should say gigolotti and I was like you're so helpful thank you writing it down now wait I feel like she was like page coded yeah yeah I mean you're the gigolotti this is what we are it's better than a cult gigolotti is better than a cult because it sounds like an Italian Illuminati family an Italian cult like five family adjacent it's like the girls started something well the gigolotti is like when you see someone say no notes and you just look at her and she's like oh she's in the gigolotti did you just get out of the pool or the shower I just got off the

shower I played tennis today I was gonna be so jealous. I look like a wet rat. I think you're stunning in all forms. I was just like, oh my God, are you like swimming? Cause I would be so jealous right now. I'm actually feeling quite raw because I killed the whole family of my nails. Wow, like you peeled it all off.

I had a breakdown and I, no, I peeled it. And like, you know, when you peeled it all off. I had a breakdown and I, no I peeled it and like you know when you peel like one layer of your actual nail bed, so Jacqueline would actually like block me if she saw this. But. Does it hurt? It kinda hurt, yeah it hurt. Yeah, yeah. It wasn't pleasurable. Right.

But my, I haven't had short nails in so long that like I went to Pet Butter and I saw my own hand and scared myself. I was like, whose hand is that? No, it's like anything. It's like tanning. It's like getting Botox. It's body dysmorphia, but I don't have nails. I'm like, she's a boy. I was like, who's petting my cat? But I kind of am into like no nail summer because I'm active no we're swimming we're pretending to garden I was just telling one of my

friends like again bringing you up in conversation like someone ever brings up anything also like athletic in conversation I'm like I surely can't but my friend and I was just telling someone recently I was like no I don't think you're grasping like the gravity of what I'm saying to you Hannah and I are complete opposites she's on teams in the summer she's getting up she's playing tennis she's running she's doing laps she I was like her and I think sports, I love sports games. I think she married her husband so that they would have like a doubles for any sport.

Our third date was a volleyball tournament where we got in a fight. I mentioned that. I mentioned that. And it was like a six hour volleyball tournament. I'm like, fuck my weekend. Let's beat up little kids. Yes. So no, so I get that you're you're active in the summer. Yeah, so this was just for all my activities. See how this is how we're different.

I'm trying to plan when Jacqueline's coming next, because I have to be in Italy for a certain amount of weeks. And I'm like, what is the ideal time so that my nails will last? But I know we're different, which is why I enjoy, like I'm currently shopping for your Italy trip. I sent you a Chloe bag today, you didn't respond. It was vintage, you didn't like it, you didn't like it. I didn't love it, I didn't love it.

You didn't, this is, Paige doesn't respond when she doesn't like something. But when she likes it, she writes love. Cute, yeah, love, oh love. Oh, love. Okay, speaking of love. Yes. The pod was coming out on a Wednesday this week,

which we apologize, like logistic semantics, we don't. It's a whole thing. Yeah. But now the gigglers are well aware that Daphne has launched, which has been... I really, I don't even have words. I had to, I was filming I don't even have words. I was filming a little video haul of all the Daphne clothes

and I had to keep stopping and restarting. I was like, I've never been so nervous to talk about something. Usually if I'm filming something, I'm like, love it, hate it, so cute, could put it with this. Usually when I talk, I don't care. I don't know. Usually when I talk, I don't know what I'm saying

and I'm not gonna think about what I said. No, anytime I do something, they're like here are the notes. I'm like you'll get what I say. We can't plan these things. Suddenly you don't know how to form a sentence because you're like nothing can explain this how I want to. I'm immediately Lea Michele. I'm like oh I don't read so please don't give me a script or any type of notes. Like I say it off the cuff. But when it's my own brand, I'm like, what are the emotions I want the girls to feel? And I have been working on Daphne for, I mean, how long now? Like two solid years.

Can we backtrack a little? Like how did this come to be? Can we tell the girls how an entrepreneur is made? I got the idea. How was the salami made? I got the idea for Daphne, I would say like three years ago where I was like, I've decided that what I want to do is make pajamas. I want to make lounge wear.

I want it to be functional. There were so many different things I wanted it to be. So it was really like I incubated on it. Like I didn't just make a random move. Like I truly thought out, wrote things out, all the things. You just said incubated. I'm in... We're in a WeWork. I get the idea and I really it was really important to me to get like the exact right people to do what I certainly didn't know how to do. I knew I had the creative, I knew I had the idea, and I knew I had exact specifications of what I wanted

each item to be. And the one thing I'll say throughout this entire process, when you're doing something creative, I feel like there is a point where you're like, I hate this. I want to change everything. I've decided against it. Like, in whatever facet of like that you're working in. There was not one moment throughout Daphne that I was like, I hate X, Y, or Z. Like, I loved everything. I was like, I went to bed every night being like, I'm really happy with this decision. Whether it was like the certain piping or like a different like pink dye. Wait, what's a piping? Like on our pointelle pants, I have like piping on the sides, but I wanted it to be flattering,

but I wanted it to look athletic, but still like pajamas. So like there were just certain little meticulous things that I wanted that were small decisions but every single one I made very thoughtfully. Yes. The name, this is like cosmic because in no situation did I have the name Daphne even on my list of cat names when I got Daphne. It just like came to me in the moment. Yeah. Well she's, you look at her and you're like okay it's a Daphne. It just like came to me in the moment. Yeah. Well, you look at her and you're like, okay, that's a Daphne. I was like, that's a Daphne. And so when it came to naming my brand,

I mean, I went back and forth with so many different things, wrote them out, loved it one week, changed it the next. And then I actually didn't even have the idea of Daphne. Someone on my team said, what about Daphne. Someone on my team said what about Daphne and right when I heard it I was like you go and that's what I pay you for and that no literally and that's why you go see what she just did is anyone else gonna do work here and that is why you freaking collaborate. I hate to say that it was a man's

idea but not going in the about us section. Grace delete that we cannot have that in the history of our brand. In her story? I don't know. In her story. Not in her story. Also, a woman spoke through him. Truly. But I also have to say part of being smart and part of running a business is knowing what you don't know. And I think you are really good at that. Where like your ego is not gonna take over. No, but you're not gonna be like,

oh I'm controlling everything. You're like, I want, and that's why I think we work well together. Cause we've never once stepped on each others toes like in that way. Best idea wins. Like what? Period.

Sorry, my ego's not my amigo. Funniest joke wins. Great. Joke wins. Um. Maybe it's just good science. Sorry, I was letting you have the floor wait we've never paused we've never never stopped to be like no you speak take a moment have a pause yeah okay here's one thing one other thing I want to say yeah

throughout the design portion of Daphne and like coming up with the pieces, the one constant has always been I wanted to make this t-shirt that was like the ultimate t-shirt. And nothing was ever named, like I didn't have names for anything, but we always referred to this t-shirt as the Hannah-tay. And it is like, I honestly wanna go back in emails because it was like one of my first ideas, like I have to have this Hannah T. And what gave me the idea was truly during COVID,

Hannah wore the same t-shirt like every single day, like the Brooklyn t-shirt, and you just loved it. And I was like, I love that you love something so much. It's an emotional support t-shirt. Like, you know it's going to feel right. It's like a sensory thing. And so I was thinking about what are people's favorite t-shirts and why do they love them?

And a lot of them, I feel like, are people's college t-shirts. It has nostalgia. It's the perfect, like, it falls perfectly on you. It's big enough. It might not have even been yours. That's how big it is. Just all these different. It's big enough, it might not have even been yours, that's how big it is. Just all these different. It's your ex-boyfriend's cousins.

Yeah, it's like you got it from a random place. I like to spray tan in mine, but I don't care if it gets dirty. It's just like that big t-shirt. It adds character. It's perfect for everything. And so I wanted to make the Hannah t-shirt, and I'm obsessed.

It's the best t-shirt. My one thing is, if you really wanted it to be like perfectly my tea, you would have put a spaghetti stain on it. But I feel like that wouldn't have been your aesthetic. So you can make your own spaghetti stain if you want. I want to tell you some things because I want you to be proud of me. I went to the meeting and I said, hey, here's an idea and I'm throwing it out there. And I'd be remiss if I didn't throw the idea out there. You guys might love it. You might hate it, but I'm going to put it in the atmosphere. And they said, and I quote, it doesn't really align

perfectly with our brand. And we love- I love how you go, I wanted it. The team rejected it. I thought my hardest, like the powers that be. Best idea wins you know and that day I didn't have the best idea. I do think we can use this in our day-to-day life legal jargon where if someone you don't agree with someone but you don't want to like take credit for it you go I spoke to the team and the powers that be rejected it. The powers that be. And when they ask, be like, I don't know the boss's names. It's honestly, it's not in my jurisdiction and I don't wanna overstep.

Yes, and you know what? I literally respect that because if you look at Giggly Squad, that's us having power. That's what happens when we have power. It's not good. They actually said, it feels more giggly squad. I go, and we'll save it for merch. Thank you.

Well, this is weird. I know people make fun of being like, my brand, my brand. But as you expand into different ventures, like there are differences of like what attracts different people and like staying true to yourself. And I'm just so excited for you to have a place

for you to put all your creativity and your taste. Can I tell you something else, and not me bringing up a mental health moment. Yeah. Working on Daphne the past two years, basically in secret, no one really knows that I was working on Daphne. It has been such, and I don't even want to say an emotional rollercoaster because it's

not even that dramatic it has truly been so much fun to be so creative with things and be like oh I want to change that or like would this be cool or like how cute like let's see like a model wearing it and like whatever that I haven't even thought that like, I then have to give it to people to be like, and here is my art. And of course, like I love working on it and I want it to be like one of my full-time things.

But I, and I don't wanna say I don't care if people don't like it, but I love it so much. And like everything to me is so perfect. Yeah. That like, if people don't like, like I don't even want to say that. It's just like, I have enough love for it that it's, I feel like it's going to do well

because I'm obsessed with it. You described it perfectly where it's like, it's not about the result. You're not doing it to like make it. I mean, look, you hope you make money and you hope it's successful. Of course, and I hope everyone loves it. But it's literally like,

that's how I felt with my Netflix special. When I completed it, that was the joy. Like I remember sending it into Netflix after we finished editing it and being like, I'm proud of it. And that was the hardest thing because I'm the hardest person to impress. Like,

Like, you know how you sometimes feel like, oh my God, I don't have a hobby. Like if someone asks like what are your hobbies it's like okay like laying on the couch. This has truly been like my hobby. It's your passion project. Yeah for the past two years that it's almost like oh if someone said they didn't like my needle point I'd be like I don't care it's my freaking hobby. That's what I said to Dez when he said it looks stupid. I said this is my pride and joy and I don't do this for other people.

I have been thinking how did the green flower go that night? You know I haven't finished it. I'll take a picture and post on the Gigli account. No, you must put it in the newsletter. And for people who are asking about my needlepoint, I actually got it on Amazon for like $12 but now I'm gonna, I think, invest in one that's like maybe better,

cause I don't know, we'll see, but I've been getting a lot of DMs asking about it. It really like struck a chord with the Giggler community. I got a lot of messages about it. Each year we get older and older, and so, and it's. A hobby that involves stabbing that doesn't hurt anyone seems healthy to me. It really does.

You need to put your anger somewhere, especially if you're Italian. One thing, like, Des, our wise Des said to me, because especially as an entrepreneur, we have a lot of highs and lows, and also even if you have a regular job, like you're chasing getting a raise, you're chasing doing a product,

like you have so many things you chase, and then once you get it, you're human. So you're always like, what's the next thing? And Dez always said, you have to make it about the work. Are you loving the process of what you're doing? Because if you're not enjoying the process, even when you get what you wanted, it feels empty. So I'm just, I'm so happy that you like put it creatively.

We live in a time that's a lot about like showing off. I love, I just go, we live in happy that you put it creatively. We live in a time that's a lot about showing off. I love how you just go, we live in a time and you start nodding. You didn't even know what I was gonna say. You were like, yes, preach, amen. That's what I've been saying. That's what I mean with the woman in the back going, yeah, exactly.

We live in a time. Because where's the lie? We do. We do. Where is the lie? We live in that time. And everyone's posting like what they're doing all the time and showing off what they're doing, what they've been doing, what they're gonna do. Let's bring back moving in silence.

Let's do it. Let's bring back like do, do something for yourself. And like, great, like, you're gonna, you know, get articles and awards and whatever, but like. Awards. I don't know. The first ever Jammie Awards. I love that. You know, I'm trying to win an Emmy for a Jammie.

But I just think the fact that you had something that you were working on and not constantly putting it in people's faces, and now you are gonna promote it, which as you should, but there's something to be said of having your own stuff that you're working on for yourself that you enjoy. No, it really is so true. Obviously, I've wanted to post it and I'm but really

because I'm just like guys I feel like you're gonna love it too. Okay so go to DaphneTheLabel.com you can sign up follow us at at Daphne for Instagram and then our TikTok is at shop Daphne. My vibe for the Instagram is like curated beautiful and then our TikTok I really want it to be like unhinged and I want like Daphne the cat to be at the forefront because she truly deserves it. Obviously, I'm going to give a little something extra to my gigglers. So if you're in the giggly squad newsletter, you will be getting free shipping, but make sure you go to it's Daphne the label.com sign

up and then you'll be on our email list and then we launch next Tuesday. So it's June 10th is our actual launch date where you can buy clothes but make sure you're signing up because you'll get all the emails you'll get the alerts and all of this stuff. Okay one more note because I just feel like I have to say it on the pod. Yeah. There are these pajama pants there are poplin pajama pants and I made them specifically For the summer of like, you know and you wake up and you're like, I want to go outside But I'm like I'm in my pajamas and like other people are dressed and it's just you're in that weird in between It's like 11 a.m. And you're like you wake up. It's 5 p.m. Yeah, and you're like it could go either way

It's the perfect just like summer morning pant you could have a bathing suit on under it You could have nothing on under it. You could have slept in it You could have put it on in the morning like it's just you could have it on with a kitten heel or a croc depending on where you Depending on whose team you're on. You can wear that too. Also sometimes I want to wear pants, but I don't want to wear like heavy sweatpants.

And I don't want to wear shorts because I'm just don't want to be running around shorts because sometimes there's bugs. This is very specific. I hate to say it, but I mean, I did cater to Gen Z a little. I said, what if we did a longer boxer? What if we did a low rise, something that the girls can wear with their loafers?

You know they love doing that. Well speaking of Gen Z, I told Grace, I was bragging, I was like do you know Paige has the henna tee, she named it after me. And she was like oh my god, did you model it? And I was like oh my god, I must have missed the email. She goes you didn't model the shirt? And I was like, oh my God, I must've missed the email. She goes, you didn't model the shirt? And I go, wait, that's crazy.

No, okay, truly? Just wait, one thing back to like doing something for yourself and it just like being so fun. I've been cosplaying like this whole time with Daphne. Like the only time I've been getting dressed up is to like go to like a Daphne meeting because me and Josephine like pretended to double wears Prada and we're just like obsessed wait what was I saying about the models

so the day of the photo shoot we actually did it in my apartment the photographer was so talented and like the creative director like it truly didn't even look like my apartment. Having real models like in your home, modeling your brand, like I had to leave the room because I almost started crying at one point. I was just like, this is the best day of my life. And I didn't put it even on Instagram. One more question.

This is obviously the beginning of a very long journey for you. Yeah. What is something that surprised you about the process that you did not anticipate? Oh, my gosh, that is a great question. I'm a journalist. Stumped her. Yeah. What is something that surprised you? Yeah, that's what I'm really thinking. She takes her long finger and she puts it on her nose.

That's when she's really thinking. Okay, small things that you would think would be easier to change are not as easy to change. And everything is like a rigamarole. Like, for example, should one of the ties on the pants, should it be detachable? Should it not be detachable? Like should the buttons be functional or not be functional?

Should they be hidden? Like there's so many little things. And then like I wanted to change the buttons because they were like one centimeter, I thought too big. And so then we have to wait for like shipping on these different buttons. Like there's a lot of nuance, little things that you don't think about.

Yeah. A process. But truly that's why I feel like I did keep it a secret for so long was because I really did like doing it. And I'm like, this is, there's no rush in this. Like this is fun for me and I like this So like if we have to wait for these buttons, I want to be really excited about these frickin buttons And let's wait. Yeah, I really didn't want to like force anything out too soon. And I feel like that is why

It's taken me a little bit, but I'm so Like I'm obsessed with it. I'm so excited Definitely doesn't even know. She does. You think she feels it? Wait can we discuss Daphne's Dunkin' commercial. And she's a star. That was so good and so funny and immediately I'm getting messages

why isn't Butter in something. And I said, look, Butter is difficult to work with. And it's gone around the industry, like you know you have one bad moment. Like Butter ran away when someone walked in the house. People are saying she's a diva, which means she's just a strong woman who speaks her mind. I showed her, I said, this is what you could be doing.

Wait, I showed Daphne. I was like, you're in a commercial, do you wanna see it? She stared for a little bit, I was like, you're gorgeous. She's like, who's that, oh, that's me. Butter saw herself in the mirror the other day and got scared and fluffed up and tried to fight herself. That's what we're dealing with. The mental health over here, it's that great.

We're fighting our own demons, but then someone, the Giggly Squad memes account, which is so funny, was like, can we do a, I can't believe it's not Butter promo. Oh my God. And tagged them and posted a photo about her where she looked, I mean, she's beautiful. She looks like Cindy Crawford.

Like it's not about her looks. It's like the personality. Should we just like make our own fake commercials? If we were friends when we were like 13, that's what we would have done. We would have made our own commercial. We would have had so much fun on our Macbooks. Do you remember the iMovie?

We would have literally been making music videos. We would have been like, oh my God. We would have made like skits and stuff. We were content creators back in the day. We would have been. So anyway, I tagged, so you think it's not butter or I think that's what it's called. And I think they liked it.

And I was like, okay. Okay, embarrassing. Oh man. Well, you know. Okay, well we're gonna go with, what's the Irish butter? Irish butter. Kerrygold.

Kerrygold, butter is half Irish, because of Dez, so. Look at me just trying to hawk her around. There's nothing like good fricking butter. Ugh, highly recommend Kerrygold. It's my favorite. So as you know, I love Lululemon. These pants are sturdy.

Like these yoga pants, I've had a pair of Lululemons for 15 years. That's longer than any relationship I've ever had. And you need a sturdy pant. As someone who's been called, what was your nickname? Quasula. No. You need a sturdy leg, eh?

It needs to hold it all in. It needs to hold it in. And I'm so excited, because they have the new Align No Line Pant, which means like, you know I do get sensitive with like lining. Like I was really weird with socks if the line is like off on my sock, the day's ruined.

So I love that there's no lines on it and it's just like so cute and bodacious, but not all yoga pants are created equal. No, they're not. This is why I like the align no-line pant because when I buy a pair of leggings, I wanna be able to wear those leggings not only to like work out,

but I also wanna wear them in outfits. And when you have like the seams on the side, you can't put that with a riding boot. You can't wear that with a blazer. No, it looks like a workout legging. It's distracting. And I want them multifunctional. Yes, no, that's so smart.

It also has this famous Nulu fabric that's like buttery soft, weightless. I hate when the texture's too tight and I feel like a sausage and I'm like, or it's too thick. I love high quality fabric that's not gonna like be weird after I wash it. I mean, I've had every bad legging experience cause like I'll buy a legging, I'll try it out.

And you're like, this is not. Well, I live in a legging. I'll try it out. And you're like, this is not. Well, I live in a legging. What are we gonna do? Wear jeans? In our own homes? Are we farmers? I also love their wide waistband. It's like, there's no digging, there's no rolling.

It just supports you in the right places. And I really like right now, tell me if I'm wrong, I love like a bell bottom. Like I like when the bottom goes out a little. Great for traveling. It's traveling, it's trendy, and you could wear, yeah, boots, heels, whatever you want with it.

And life is too short to wear uncomfy pants. I'm not doing it. And these pants are made for summer chaos and comfort. You guys know I'm a chaos goblin at times, but sometimes I wanna be cute and comfortable. I agree. I'm usually pretty cute and comfort. You guys know I'm a chaos goblin at times, but sometimes I want to be cute and comfortable. I agree. I'm usually pretty cute and comfortable throughout the day. You're pretty consistent. And so I'm thankful to Lululemon for keeping me on my streak. Do you remember when it was like people thought it was crazy when girls were wearing Lululemon not to work out? Everyone was like,

what is going on in the world? Well, they created the whole new term athleisure. Sorry, athleisure was what the world's meant to. Sorry, girls are working. Yeah, sorry that we have bank accounts now. Yeah, sorry that we're allowed to have credit cards. And we're allowed to wear Lululemon pants anywhere we want. So here's the bottom line. The Align No-Line Pant isn't just a legging, it's a lifestyle.

This special segment was brought to you by Lululemon and A-Cast Creative. So go ahead, live your best main character life all summer. Just make sure you're wearing the line, no line pant while you do it. Also, there's some photos of me at the store wearing it or on the website. Check it out. I'm doing like kind of a yoga pose. This sponsor story is brought to you by Vizzy Hart Seltzer and Acast Creative. I love Vizzy so, so much. And it is the main character moment of my summer because this year it's Vizzy cream pop. I love a cream pop. I'm obsessed with this. I love a cream pop. Why does a cream pop also make me think of like it's very nostalgic? So

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it looked like I hired a private detective to follow you places and be like, tell me who she talks to. I got a tag from you and it's a video of me and I go, where did you get this? No, it was so. Love that you have people. Like you have people everywhere, but it's true. Like wherever you go, I need to know what's going on too.

Like we just, we keep eyes. I mean, if we're out in public, yeah, of course. We keep eyes, we protect and serve. So. Their mascot. Ellie the Elephant. Adorable. Ellie the Elephant. It gives me like, it gives me Minnie Mouse vibes.

The sassiest mascot, she would dance behind the security guard, just fucking with everyone, such a giggler. She does crazy, amazing dance moves. So one thing I wanna say about the Liberty, because it's women playing and the crowd that it brings, it's literally all not for the male gaze. And I can't explain the feeling,

but it was just like gaze and girls. And when it was time for the dancers to come out, I forgot what their name was, but it was a group of old women in sparkly dresses who go out and dance and the crowd sold out, lost their fucking mind. Oh, I'm upset. They were loving, I didn't feel like kind of like joy.

I feel like sometimes when you go to a male basketball game, yeah, like everything's like, yeah, what do the guys wanna see? Where like you just don't feel like it's for you sometimes. Yeah. This was so fun. The only thing I can relate this to is an all girls high school gym class. Yes, exactly.

Except the girls are all incredibly athletic. Incredible athletes. People don't know what it's like to be inside of an all girls high school gym class when people are into it. The way I would have dominated. Like the way I would be like blocking people's shots and shit. Like I would walk in and be like, move, I'm here.

The fact that I was like considered good. No, I'm gonna give myself more credit. I'm being like, just taking the shit out of people. Well, that's what we played. We played capture the flag dodgeball and being like, just pegging the shit out of people. Well, that's what we played. We played capture the flag dodgeball. Catholic school, no, we don't have to go by public school regulations. You can pelt someone right in the fucking head.

Yes, blame Jesus. It was Jesus' fault. No, they got crazy. Yeah, the shit got, would get really crazy. So the thing with the Liberty game, what was crazy about it is that my dad is the biggest Liberty fan in the world. Wait, things I didn't know I needed more of,

you and your dad miked up at sporting events. That's a whole series I would watch. Can we make you up? And I was like, this is my dream. This is my dream. Like, am I just, do I just talk for no reason? No, I need to be recorded and I need attention. So, my dad is obsessed with Brianna Stewart.

She's like one of the greatest basketball players of all time. Like, I think he does love her more than me, but I'm working on that in therapy. So. Hannah, him being like, come on, you could get out there with them. Like, that is so, that was so cute.

He's like, come on, Hannah. He's so used to coaching me that so cute. He's like come on Hannah. He's so used to coaching me that I feel like he's like get out there, let me yell at you. That was the equivalent of my dad being like you could have married Prince Harry. Come on, get out there, you could be a princess. My dad did coach me with basketball and I was really good except I had like,

I have small fingers, like I'm never gonna palm a basketball. Like you could palm a basketball. So we get there and they have this thing called the Crown Club which is like Jay-Z is part of all the Barclays Center stuff. So you go to the Crown Club first and look, I don't wanna brag, but I'm kind of in with the power lesbian community

of New York. Okay. Of New York? Of New York City. There's a, it goes by state. And in New York, I'm up there. When I tell you- Wait, this is such a Sex in the City episode,

like when Charlotte hangs out with all the lesbians and they're like, are you gonna be a lesbian? And she's like, I can't. They're like, then you buzz off. So I'm close friends with Renee Stubbs, who is a Grand Slam winner. And she's kind of one of these social butterflies who's friends with everyone,

mainly the most powerful lesbians in the world. So she texts me, obviously she's at the Liberty Game, because that's where the power lesbians congregate. And it's me and my dad. So we get to the table, and it's just like all power lesbians. Like one girl ran a vagina microbiome company, obviously telling my dad about it. The other one, there's Sophia Bush.

Someone cured UTIs. The woman that invented tampons was sitting there. Ashlyn Harris, who's the incredible soccer player was there. So we sit down and my dad's just there and I gotta be like, guys, this is my dad. And I think at first they were like, no. Like, this is illegal.

Like, this is absolutely not. And they were like, and where's your illegal. Like this is absolutely not. And they were like, and where's your other dad? Because this is not acceptable. Exactly, but when they realize that he was like a real fucking huge fan, like he was there for the game, they fucking loved him. And they're talking, like they're gossiping, next thing you know, my dad is a power lesbian.

Like he's in it with them. And then, behind him I see Sue Bird, who is his favorite basketball player of all time, and one of mine. So I look at him, I say, dad, Sue Bird's behind you. He starts gasping for air, and all the lesbians are like, what's going on? I'm like, he, Sue Bird's behind you. He starts gasping for air, and all the lesbians are like, what's going on? I'm like, he loves Sue Bird.

So Renee's like, yeah, she's my friend. I'm gonna go get her. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. You know I hate that. I get very like, no, no, no, no, no. I wanna, don't, don't. You don't bother Sue Bird. I don't bother Sue Bird.

She's eating. She's literally eating. That's rule number one of rules. She gets up. Sue Bird comes walking over, and I know that Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe have a podcast, everyone go listen to it, and they listen to our podcast. Like, they're gigglers. So I knew I had an in.

Okay, well this is a sports podcast. This is a sports podcast. So I said, Sue, I'm obsessed, I wanna introduce you to my dad. I look over to my dad. His eyes are welling up. Crying. He's crying.

Wanna tell you, I haven't seen my dad cry ever. No, really? Not, he's not, not really. See, my dad is an emotional guy. I've seen my dad cry. No, my dad doesn't cry. My dad doesn't cry. My dad's like, I'm gonna go play golf for eight hours.

That's how he processes his emotions. So I look over and he's literally like, can't get the words to, like when Starstruck was happening to him, but then I see my dad cry, so then I start getting emotional. So Super is just like guys then you start bringing up your dead grandpa it's like it's such well I was like Sue like he was I

started talking for him because he was just like peeing himself so I'm like you know he's my coach and like he would always say like play like Sue Bird people don't talk about that enough like when you get to the age where you're in a situation and you're like, oh my God, my parents are flailing right now, I have to talk for them. No, in that moment. Me at the airport with my parents, I'm like, sorry, they don't speak English, I don't know. They forgot everything they've ever been taught.

I'm like, oh, you're not Delta Platinum, grow up, Gary. So my dad is there crying, and then me and her just started talking. I think you had out some words. We smile, she leaves, and he's like, did I just cry in front of Sue Bird? And I was like, yeah. The power of lesbians are disappointed in you.

That wasn't cool. But then he's just having the best time of his life, and we get to our seats. And this is just a side note. I haven't socialized that much in a while. There's so many little things that happen that could ruin your night. I felt like I had a booger.

Do you know when you feel like there's a booger and then you finally, I'm at a fucking basketball game, who knows who could be looking at me, but I'm like, I have to make sure there's not anything I know. And it's like kind of itchy. Yes, it's itching and like you think it's like hanging and you can't find it. And when you have fake nails, you can't like feel.

No, I know. So I'm just like sticking my finger in and I can't find it. And then like I was talking to Sophia Bush and she like looked at my nose and I was like, I have a booger in my nose. So then for like 30 minutes of the game, I'm trying to find where this booger is. You're like, Sophia Bush told me that I have a booger.

Sophia Bush literally was like, get your shit together next time you talk to me. No side note, Sophia Bush was so nice and fun and silly and goofy, just like everything you want her to be. My dad. I mean, she's Brooke Davis. My dad had no idea who she was,

and she's just like chatty chatting with him, and I go, Dad, she's from John Tucker Must Die. She's one of the most iconic TV characters of all time. Of all time. He goes up to her after, he goes, you were in Jack Must Die? And she's like, what are you talking about? She starts laughing.

She's like, close enough. Close enough. So anyway, we had, I think I got the booger. I never really had that moment of freedom and closure, but I think I was fine. And if you guys have the opportunity to go to a WBA game, go, is moral of the story. And I messaged Sue Bird, sorry, my dad and I cried

when we met you. Wait, I love that. She hasn't responded yet. Wait, how much fun? It was a lot of fun. We love a basketball game. We really do. I'm like sports out though for the moment.

Well, baseball season's just getting into rhythm. I know, I know, but like I feel like sports out though for the moment. Well, baseball season's just getting into rhythm. I know, I know, but I feel like I can meet up with them in like a month or two. Like they'll still be at it. True, baseball season's forever. When people get upset about a game, I'm like there's 400 games, calm down. I'm like it's fine.

And I just felt like I had to watch the Knicks because I live in New York and I had to be, I wanted to share with what everyone was talking about. I know this is like niche New York, but like the Knicks have sucked for so long, which Paige didn't know. I didn't know. You know what, and I had a really hot take.

I was watching actually with my brother and his girlfriend and I said, you know what? The Knicks kind of deserve to lose. The other team was a better team. And I'm sorry I'm not a sports broadcaster, but I felt like in that moment. No, that's how I get over things. I'm like, we don't deserve this game.

You know, Indianapolis deserved that game. They, but the Knicks are just, they were torturing us. I'm kind of happy it's over. Like, don't give me hope. I don't need hope. Do you want to know what? Next year is their year. They need one more good player.

Wait, can I say one more thing about- We weren't cohesive. We weren't cohesive, we were sloppy. No, but everything you're saying's correct. Everything you're saying correct. Where's my- I have eyes, I can watch a game and have takes, you know? No, you're like my mom,

because she never played basketball, but she watches it so much that she literally knows everything. She'll be like, that guy's defense is bad, that guy's not good, going on his his left and that guy fouls too much. Indianapolis was so in sync. It was like as if they were playing for 15 years together. They're moving the ball, communicating, literally.

Their body language is saying everything to each other. It's like watching two relationships and being like, you guys like each other and you guys, like something's off. Get someone, you need to add someone new in this relationship. No, they need to add another person. One more thing about the Liberty, because it's all girls, like when the other team

would mess up, like normally if it's like, I'm at a Knicks game, the other team messes up, I'm like, boo, you suck. Yeah. Because it was girls, I'm like, I root for women. Like when the other team messed up, I would be like, good try. Next time, and you're gonna get them next time. Like I wasn't up, I would be like, good try. Next time.

And you're going to get them next time. I wasn't, I was not going to yell at another woman. When they missed, I felt bad. I was like, no, she doesn't deserve that. She worked so hard to get here. She doesn't deserve that. So I was- Wait, I so get that.

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Anyway, you haven't brought up that I have a new Instagram photo. We've been talking for 40 minutes. I haven't. Like what kind of friendship is this? It's so funny because when you DM'd. No, like sometimes you are so selfish about yourself. It's always about you.

I can't do anything. I can't do anything. I can't get attention. No, when you DM'd me and said, like, just to let you know, I changed my Instagram photo, like, didn't want you to be alarmed. It was like, truly three seconds prior to that, when I was reading a previous DM from you,

I was like, oh my God, she changed her Instagram photo. Like, it's such a, it's such a move. I haven't changed my Instagram. It's jarring. It's jarring. You keep your Instagram photo for more than six months. I did keep it for a long time. So it's, I just feel like everything's different.

I'm different now. Like you guys can start treating me different. It's like you're in a new era when you change your Instagram profile picture. Yes, I think if you're in a funk, before you do something drastic, change your Instagram profile. Wait, I feel like you've influenced me

and I feel like I'm needing a change. No, I was like, why hasn't she changed it? Last time you changed it, you of course changed it to black and white and it looked just like Dez's. And if you guys don't know, Dez and Paige are the same person. They're literally the same person I can't explain it they're both Scorpio Kings and I was like the two my two favorite people in my life have the same profile picture. Yeah. What's your new one

gonna be? You and Daphne? You know I'm not not sure. Yeah, you can't force it. You can't like look for it. It has to just come. It has to come. And I'm feeling though, I'm feeling like later in the week, it will be different. I think you should do something bright for summer. Okay.

Oh, I saw Sunset Boulevard. Sorry, I was busy. I was busy in New York City this week. I saw Sunset Boulevard, the play with Nicole Schrodinger. Oh, you did that quick. You just said you wanted to go see that. I know. No, when you want something, I get it.

You get it. I want it, I got it. Who did you go with? I lived in New York City for so many years and I never go to Broadway plays. I went with Hailey and my mom. Okay. It's not for you.

Yep. And I'm not gonna put it on you. It was so creative. Her voice, it's crazy to see a pop star that's like, loosen up my buttons babe. I love her. And I always thought she was talented. Yeah.

Some people don't respect pop stars, I do. Cause I respect women. Her voice was like operatic, like insane. Like she was singing for that Tony. Do you know that she's like the original like wag? Who was she with? She was with, no, she was with a formula one. Lewis Hamilton.

Yes, for a- He's not a formula one, he's the formula one. For years they were together. And fun fact, they were both at the Met Gala this year. So many exes were at the Met Gala. We have, wait, we have not even spoken about our dear, dear, dear, dear friend. Haley becoming, Haley selling her company for a bit.

I do have to say. Yeah. your dear friend, Hailey selling her company for a bit. I do have to say, I had a beautiful moment of like, I feel like that's something you should be jealous of. The warmth in my heart when I saw that. Yeah. I was like, it was like one of us won. It was one of us won. Did you not feel like one of your friends? A win is a a win is a win a win is a fucking win when I was like hell yeah I know it pissed some people off which makes me happy me too

I was like oh my god the amount of people that have been making just the most insane videos about her saying the worst things, tearing her marriage apart, all the things and she's like sorry I can't hear you I was busy inking a billion dollar contract. So many people love to talk shit on women for like and you're calling her a gold digger and whatever that I'm like yes Justin is a huge part of her life, but so many celebrities have brands that they don't put the effort in. They don't have the X factor.

Let's be honest, everyone copies Hailey Bieber and she uses this shit and she created amazing team around her. Honestly, it shows like there's so many different facets of your life and if she is, I'm not saying this is true, this is alleged, if Justin is struggling really hard, she also has other places in her life where she's getting fulfilled.

Because your life is not just based on who you're with, that's not gonna bring you happiness. That's not gonna fulfill you. Preach. Preach honey. So that's huge and now I kind of feel like even more celebrities are gonna like try to put their name on stuff.

I don't know. I think it's, or it's just a big time for building brands. But she is unique with what she builds. It's great. And we don't have to pit women against each other. There's space for rare, there's space for road, there's space for everyone. And I love rare.

And we love them too. Um. Um. Um. Um. Vote for us for president. I know why, why. And we love them too.

And he is a nice man, Savannah. Wait, I'm so excited for the episode to drop tonight. Well, it's out already. Right, it will have been out already. It's the tennis episode. The Wisconsin episode. So the funniest part about the episode, it actually was the most like reality TV where

when I watched it. I was talking about you behind your back and you didn't know. I didn't, the storyline literally wasn't what I experienced. Yeah. I thought it was gonna be like this like adorable like Hannah playing. So cute.

And the angle was like Paige being like, Hannah tricked me, I don't wanna be here. This is monstrous. You go I'm being tortured I'm held against my will. So that's if you don't want if you want to know how reality tv works watch this episode. It would be funny it would be so funny to do for each episode two edited episodes one your edit one my edit. How I thought the day went versus how you thought it went. As a science experiment, we should just take one episode

and completely re-edit it and show what reality TV, how it really can go. People were commenting, obviously we were super busy. If we had more time and maybe we'll do this in the future, I think it would be really fun with confessionals. But we kinda did confessionals throughout, like just to the camera. Next time we film a vlog,

I'm gonna be in a different head space and it's gonna be different. I already have so many ideas. I'll write them down so you don't forget. Yeah, confessionals would be so fun. Oh yeah, so Sansa Boulevard, she ends with blood. That's the thing. Oh, okay.

Takes a bow, so it's kinda gone viral, her bleeding. I love a woman with blood, normalizing blood. It's basically me every time I try to shave my toes. It just gets everywhere. It's like a murder scene. This just reminded me of it, and I don't know why. I feel like you could tell how I got here because blood, period, whatever. The other day, you know how know why and like, I feel like you could tell how I got here because like blood, period, whatever.

The other day, you know how you're just like, you're a woman against thongs. It's not for you, you're only doing it if it's absolutely necessary. You're great. And I'll still fight it. And you'll fight it. I was wearing a pair of sweatpants in my own home,

but I didn't have any underwear on. Like I just, they were like, my aloe sweatpants are my own home, but I didn't have any underwear on. Like I just, they were like, my aloe sweatpants are just like big. And so like, I was just, I'm not gonna put any underwear on. I'm in my own house, whatever. So I'm walking around my house because I'm obviously trying to also get my steps in.

And I thought to myself, interesting, is this what it feels like to not wear a thong and to wear granny panties because like my butt's just like out, but like together. Honestly, it feels like that except with a warm hug. Okay, can I tell you something? I don't like raw dogging it like that. That's too open and airy for me.

Can I tell you something why I think you're diabolical for it? I hate the feeling of walking and feeling my butt cheeks together. I feel like I get sweaty and I'm itchy. When you wear a thong, it separates a part of your butt cheek, but then the rest of your butts are touching, right? I just felt like my butt was closer together than I'd like. You go, we're cousins, not twins.

That's crazy. I also think, I'm going to be honest, I think maybe I have a fat ass and I think when you put a thong in, I'm like, it feels like I don't know. It makes it like bigger. How much do you think during the week we think about each other, but I don't know, it makes it bigger. How much do you think during the week we think about each other, but we don't like? I'm at the point where everything I hear or see has to go through what would Paige think? Which is actually, sounds unhealthy.

I'm at the part where I feel like we're still in our honeymoon phase, even though we've been together for seven years. I'm still at the part where I'm looking for ways to bring you up in conversation, or see something and I'm like, Hannah would love that. We're literally like couples. You fall in love deeper over time.

Love transforms in different ways. Like our honeymoon phase hasn't gone, it's gonna be like this forever, I think. Oh my God, any guy you're with has has no chance I feel so fucking bad for them no I know it's so just like it's really tough out here have you watched sirens oh I'm obsessed. See, like, I can't stop watching, but I, like, don't know if I like it. Hannah, it's so good. I feel like at the very end,

have you watched the whole thing? No, I'm like three episodes in. Okay, wait till you get, no. Well, anything Julianne Moore does, I'm in. Like, she is incredible. It's perfection. She's incredible. Myion, she's incredible. My thing is, Megan Fahey.

When you finish the whole series as a whole, there is a bigger meaning. It's actually so tailored to you because it basically says how multifaceted women are. They're not good or bad. They're not like evil or like angel. Like there's so, and there's everything is nuanced. No, everything is nuanced. No, but you always say women are multifaceted. Don't put me in a box.

And they kind of prove throughout the series you can't put any of them in a box. I love a show where like yeah you can't put your finger on the villain. Like just when you think someone is your like weight and then you're like oh, I like that. And you like, I love when you see the villain's perspective and you're like well yeah. I love Megan Fahey. I think I might have watched the show that she was on that was really famous that everyone watched.

What's it called? White Lotus. White Lotus, a little too recent because I'm like that's the girl from White Lotus. Right. Why are they trying to make her look poor? She actually has great comedic timing. Great comedic timing, I think she's like

the it girl right now, she's in everything. She's just so likable. Do you wanna know what else? She's so beautiful. Yeah, naturally. Naturally. Her eyes are crazy. I'm like, oh my God, you don't have any lip filler.

You're just such a beautiful face. You have such a gorgeous face. She also just seems like the girl you'd gravitate towards at a party to talk to. Yeah. She wouldn't be weird. I feel like she looks like a girl I went to high school with. Yeah.

Yeah, I love her. Okay, so watching Sirens, I have to highly recommend to you guys the Pee Wee Herman documentary. I've been waiting this whole time to bring it up. Okay, it's on HBO Max or Max, did you hear HBO Max is going backwards? I mean, are they?

Who decided we have to go to Max and now has to be like, actually nevermind. It's just like, what's going on in the boardroom there? Talk about bad collaboration. Yeah, they're not, obviously best idea doesn't win at HBO. Best idea didn't win. They don't follow that. That's like literally telling everyone like,

hey, I go by hand now. And then after like a week be like, no, I'm Hannah. And it's like, what? It's like you literally can't give yourself your own nickname. You cannot pick your nickname, and that's literally the second rule of everything. And that's what HBO was trying to do there.

I go by Max now. We go by Max now, no you're not. Someone has to give that to you. You can't just act like you have a cool nickname. I didn't know anything about Pee Wee Herman, do you? Not really. It's kind of off-brand for us. Also it was thee Herman, do you? Not really. It's kind of off-brand for us. Also it was the 80s, which we don't remember.

We weren't born. If anything, I was like, he's this stupid character. The lore of Pee Wee Herman is so incredible. So he does this documentary, he doesn't tell anyone that he's been dealing with cancer for six years. He just doesn't tell anyone. And I'm not gonna give away spoilers, but it shows the process of how he became

the character Pee-bee Herman, which involved him being a serious actor, him getting rejected from SNL, all this stuff, him coming out of the closet, going back in the closet, finding the role, and then watching him blow up, watching him get canceled. It was so many things. I love hearing someone's story about their creative career

as we've been, the theme of this episode is the creative process. So I highly recommend it, and he's hilarious. Truly hilarious. So he was mainly an actor, though. So he was mainly an actor though. So he was an actor that turned into like a comedian and then he, cause he was like an improv guy at the groundlings.

And you play it a lot of different characters. I feel like when I was little, I would see the Pee Wee Herman show, but I was like freaked out by it. I didn't like it. It's possible. It's cause he's like quirky, but he's very like alt comedy, like avant-garde. Yeah. And I didn't, I thought it out by it, I didn't like it. It's possible. Because he's quirky, but he's very alt comedy,

like avant garde. Yeah. And I thought it was corny, then I was like, no, he's a genius. And it was the kind of thing where he didn't want to be himself, because he's in the closet. So he put everything into Pee Wee Herman, and that was who he was.

Got it, okay. And then he gets in trouble, not as Pee Wee Herman and that was who he was. Got it. And then he gets in trouble, not as Pee Wee Herman, and it affects Pee Wee Herman and it's this whole thing, but very, very interesting, very interesting. Okay, I love that. What are you watching? I actually just started this show on Netflix called The Secrets We Keep,

but it's like in Sweden, Swedish. Wait, you never read? Okay, well I was like, shoot, am I really gonna like read this? And then they dubbed it over, so I'm actually listening to it and like. So now it just sounds like everyone's like bad lip syncing? Yeah, but I'm like obsessed.

So you love it, it's good. I love it, it's good. I feel like there was one other documentary I wanted to ask you about. I watched the Brett Favre documentary. Is it Brett Favre? No. I feel like I saw it and I was like,

wait, I wanna see if, I'll think of it. There is one out about when they put like anthrax in Advil, which I just wasn't in the mood for that. No. That was like a little, that was where I put my foot down. I said, let's have some boundaries. I said, do we really need to do this?

Wait, so do Pee Wee Herman die? He's done. And that's not a spoiler, that's a fact. And you have to decipher between the two. Yeah, totally. There's a 9-11 one, which I can't watch 9-11 stuff, but I'm getting better and I watched the beginning of it and it was really fucking interesting

because it shows what was going on with the FBI during it, what they were hearing, what information they had. I watched a couple episodes of it, or like the first two or something. And then the Brett Favre documentary is basically just that he was like a creepo, and when you're larger than life as an athlete, you think you could get away with everything.

A tale as old as time. Truly. As some would say. Sometimes, do you ever just like and I'm not high but do you ever just like look at us and you're like oh we doing a podcast for like five like sometimes how do we still have stuff to talk about do you ever like midway when we're like really passionate about something I'm like it's a miracle that we're still talking no like I think about it all the time I'm

just like okay but like am I really gonna be married to someone for 40 years? And then like if I think about it, like I've been in such a healthy relationship with you for almost 10 years. So this is the longest healthiest relationship we both have ever been in. Truly. Literally. Like I compare every relationship to our relationship. Like that's what I- Literally. Like I compare every relationship to our relationship. Any guy, I'm like, you're not funny.

Like if I can laugh, if I can laugh this much at home, why would I go out? I'm like, why buy the cow when you get the... I'm like, I'm laughing at home by myself. What can you give me? You're like, honestly, it's kind of the same with Hannah. We like, I don't come with either of you except she makes me laugh. So you're out? You're like, honestly, it's kind of the same with Hannah. I don't come with either of you, except she makes me laugh. So you're out. You're out.

You're out. So my positive story of the week, which is a new thing we're trying, it probably isn't gonna last. My mom and I were driving to Sunset Boulevard and it was raining and we're stuck on 42nd street and we're like we should just get out and my mom is like it's raining,

like let's just wait a little longer. I'm like I don't know how long we're gonna be in this traffic. And finally she's like let's just get out, the traffic's too bad. And the guy goes hold on and I'm like did I forget something? This Uber driver gives us his umbrella.

And I go, at first I was like, is there anthrax in this? Like what's, and he was like here. And we were like, New Yorkers are beautiful. The best. The best people. And I don't care what people think. Oh, you got robbed once if I had a nickel. New Yorkers?

New Yorkers are there for you. And- No, in tough times, like if you need- In tough times. If you need help, a New Yorker is stopping and helping you. But if you, but they don't care. This is my, yeah, they don't care about the little things, but like he, that was so fucking sweet of him.

And it like made me like just happy in that moment. But I do have to say, I don't fuck with umbrellas. I think they're nasty little things. I don't subscribe to it at all. I think it's like. I can't be myself if I have to hold an umbrella. It's a social construct. I can't hold a conversation.

I'm worrying about where my umbrella is. Like I live in an alternate reality because like truly when it's raining, it's raining for other people, not me. It's literally not raining for me. I treat umbrellas the same way I treat tampons. I'm like, if I don't use it, it'll stop. And when you're done, you're done.

The rain and the period will stop. When I'm done, I'm done. I'm done. So now. Also put your hand over your head. I need to free bleed and like, the rain needs to be free as well. When it rains, I drew Barrymore that shit.

Cause I'm not, I don't know, I don't live in fear. I don't live in fear. And that's the mental health moment. You guys, thank you so much for giggling with us. We love you so much. I'm so excited about Daphne. We'll see you next week. Love you. Bye.