Giggly Squad - Giggling about toe gate, premieres, and paparazzi

Episode Date: April 24, 2026

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What's up Gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. Got away from me? What's up? My Go-Gert Gigglers, this is not sponsored. Just something that I enjoy.

I don't know if they're even still a company. I don't know, but they shaped my childhood and how I view the world. Really? Because I hated Go-Gert. They're not page-coded. Well, I didn't like yogurt at that young age. I was like, gross. Have ice cream like a fucking normal.

person. See, I feel like I was like going a softball game and I was like, Mom, give me my goger. Yeah, it was marketed as like kids who skateboarded. Kids on the go. Yeah. And I was like, I'm not on the go. I'm not on the go. I'm a child. No, we were on the go and I love snacks. Okay, we have so much to address. Actually, before we get into the devil was proud of it all, I just have to say I was doing research this morning. On? Is this the worst we both ever, looked. Okay, well, we were supposed to record at 10, which it is 9.55 right now. And Paige texting me at like 9.35, like, hey, can we do it now? And I'd been up researching, so I was like, okay. What have you been researching at this hour? Well, set my alarm for nine,

because I like to be up an hour before. And fun thing about me, I do have to set my alarm for nine. All right. I will sleep. I will sleep. Not to brag. But they announced the new cast of Mormons in California. Yeah. Bobby Altoff is on it. Which I didn't know she was Mormon. I had no idea. They're everywhere.

You never know. It's like a guy with a ponytail. You're like, it doesn't look like it. And then he turns and you go, Huh. Huh. Didn't see that for you. Okay.

Didn't see that for you. But she was married quite young, so that makes sense. So, I mean, I think she's going to be a sore on it. But then I'm looking through and all of them with like insane names. and one of them's is one of them's is McCall

cool that's a very specific name and something goes off of my head I said McCall and I look at her face because it's been a long time and I realize that was one of the top tennis players and juniors she was like a year older than me but she's a different last name and I'm like good with faces and obviously her name's McCall

so her name was McCall Jones so I google it she played for UCLA she's like so good phenomenal name mccall jones wait you would have okay you have to google so this is what i was doing i google mccall jones tennis and now there's all these old matches coming up from like 15 16 years ago against with the names of girls that i've like forgotten because it's like 20 years ago yeah their outfits were so sick when you were one of the top tennis girlies you walked in you had your sponsor you're wearing your outfit you have your name you have the way you wear your hair like you actually would love mccall jones she was

I love her already. Bleach blonde hair. Cute little grunt, babble out racket. And I was like, who is this little, like, eh? And she's like, and she's beating the hell out of everyone. So then I was just like in a tennis wormhole all morning. And then you texted me and I had to get back to like. And when you're like, call is like a family name.

Like if it's like her mom's like maiden name or something. Great question. But then the crazy thing is she's Macy's sister. because they all have different last names and they're all blonde so you don't know you know i saw the picture of the cast and i was like oh that looks like the other girl on mormon wives yeah they're gorgeous and so macy was younger than me so i actually didn't know her but she played for b yu um so anyway the tennis girls are coming through shout out shout out actually that makes me really depressed that macy's younger than us babe most most people are no

I know. But not emotionally. Actually, I'm quite old. Wait, somebody is suddenly. This is actually diabolical. I was with like a couple of my girlfriends yesterday. No, I'm just kidding. Actually, they all work for me.

I'd hate them to be my friends. Oh, no. You're in that sad place where all your friends are your makeup artist. this is when the documentary happens and you're like in the car just like who's there for me who's really there for me and somebody said we were talking about like a famous singer and someone and I was like oh well she's like 40 and the girl looked at me and she was like no she's not and I was like oh my god I'm so sorry like that was so mean of me like I just talking about Katie Perry no but I was like it was I just felt so bad but I was shook that this woman was younger than

me. It's like really scary when you when you realize you're like in my head I'm 26 like 26 27 28. I'm 27 yeah like I'm in those three years. So then when someone says like oh pages 33 I'm like damn like why would you say that wait did I think we talked about it like we ended up meeting where we were like pitching our show and we were like two girls and their late 20s and at one point someone was like Who were these girls in their late 20s? And we were like, us. And they were like, but you're not in your late 20s. And I said, excuse me?

No, excuse me. We're going to be like 35 filming this show. Imagine we're both pregnant being like, we're 22. A lot of actors play high school children. So yesterday I took a depression nap from three to six. Damn. And Des like had to wake me up because we were going to dinner. And I was like, cancel it, cancel.

And he's like, it's middle of the day. You got to get up. Aggressive? He wants me to like live life. It's so, I hate when people are like, you should do like more living. I'm like, why are you at my house? Get out of my apartment. I was like, this is my bedroom, my safe space.

So he, um, oh, so at night, obviously he's like ready to go to bed at like 9 p.m. And I'm like, okay, I'm up. Yeah. You're like, oh, you don't want to live anymore? You ever go into bed, like, so aware that you're never going to fall asleep? So I get into bed and I'm like, what do we want to do for the next four hours? Because we're not going to sleep. I decided to download Mahjong.

Oh, no. I don't know if I'm the greatest Majab player ever or if it was just really easy levels, or if it's just a really easy game. But I was, I played like 400 games. I was up until 3 a.m. playing mahjong. So I am also an 85-year-old Jewish woman on Long Island. No, you're truly like your needle pointing and playing Mahjong. Like we've lost- It's all about range.

We've lost the plot. I think fast forward, we're going to be playing mahjong in your apartment soon. No, I would actually love that. Because the pieces are pretty. You'd like the pieces are pretty. I was literally just going to say that. Like, I feel like it's really aesthetic. And I would love to have like a T-set out with like finger sandwiches.

Yeah. And like the whole lot of flowers. Yeah. And like, but then like we're too competitive. so someone flips the table and you're like, I didn't get a photo yet. Before you flip the table, can you make sure I get the photo? Thank you. I'm actually having like kind of a grandma, like a couple of days too because me and

Kitty have been like, Katie's been super obsessed with me lately and there's nothing better than when your cat is like so down for you. Like, and it goes in waves. She's a girl. Like sometimes she's like, I want to be alone, like see you later. And then other times she's like up my ass. Yeah. And recently we've been- It feels like having a toxic crush.

No. Recently we've been sleeping like head to feet. So like she's- So like her feet are by my head and then like she stares at me while I like rub her until she like falls asleep. And she's so my daughter because she loves the bed. Like when I'm getting in the bed, she gets giddy like to jump up in it. Yeah.

She's like. And like if any given moment if I can't find her, she's like, she's. She's in my bed. And she has a million beds around. But like she's like, you actually can't go anywhere in your apartment without a cat bed in the within two feet. Because what if she gets tired?

I know. You know? And she's been like doing this thing where like we play with my hair. And then like when you're like I like, you know. Yeah. And she like grabs it. Here's what I love about cats. Because dogs will play until they actually die.

Like they don't know when to stop. It's like eating. Like they'll eat themselves to die. like cats would be like I'm full like what when cats are done playing they just like plop she's like that's enough like that's all like they're literally like and we've we've had our time like let's move but then they act like you should have known that they decided yeah they're like why would you touch me I'm like sorry I thought we were playing she's like no we're done playing anyway shall we discuss the devil who is product can we start from the beginning can we start from the beginning

Can we start? Let's start from the beginning. But wait, before we start, I just want to say, I can't wait to do this pod into, like, our 80s because there's so many things that happen that, like, legally we could just never say or, like, the nuances would be lost or, like, people would be like, you're bitter. And I'm like, no, it's just like what happened. So I can't. And your 80s, people would be like, she's still talking about this.

You're 84. Get over it. No, best believe I'm still going to be beating the same horse at 65. Like, I don't be like. And remember. when he did this. If you have something good to talk about, talk about it. So we couldn't talk about it then because we literally had NDAs.

Like we couldn't say that we cameoed in Devil Wears Prada now. So Hanam page coated. This was the toenail day. This was the nail day that they were like, she can't go out there. She doesn't have any nail polish on. This is the Devil Wears Prada. I'm in glam. I had something before.

I don't even know what I had before, but I come glam ready. You were late. Okay. Whoa. You weren't late. I came early because I need to get glam done there. And then my glam was a whole mess because they were like, your toes look like a Neanderthal. Yeah.

So you show up fully dressed. So I show up fully ready walking from one trailer to the other. And one of the like producers is like, oh, there's paparazzi on the street. Like, just be aware. And I'm like, oh. okay like whatever like I didn't have my shoes whatever I looked a mess but like and so I'm walking to your trailer so then when that picture gets posted nobody knows that you're there which is like it was just so funny you actually had this moment it was so funny because you look up from your phone

I'm dealing with Togate which by the way I knew that we're going to have a quick cameo and I thought I was wearing a close-toe shoe everyone's free out I'm in the trailer everyone's freaking out and you just look up and you go did you get papped yeah and I was like you mean like a pap smear like what I'm like sorry I'm literally getting yelled at by like eight PA's right now what are you talking about I've been in in this trailer for like since for like two hours right now and you're like did you get papped and I said I don't think so I don't think so and then the internet blows up people like page is starring in the department No, I literally was, I was like, oh my God, I fucked myself.

People think I'm actually going to be speaking in this movie. They're going to be like, she acted like she had a role in the movie. I was asked to make a quick cameo and I did my job. Me and Hannah don't speak in the movie. We're at like a part, like a big party. But it was like a full day of filming. Yeah. Well, I do have to say shout out to Aileen.

She's a writer who I'd met like before they started filming. They were like, she wrote the Devil Wars Prada, and I was like, I need to meet this girl. She's clearly, like, she, like, defines generations. So we met and we just hit it off. She's so fucking cool and smart. And then fast forward, she was like, hey, you and Paige are going to be in one of the, like, party scenes. And I was like, are you fucking kidding me? But it was so Paige and Hannah coded because literally I was getting stopped, like, to the press being like,

are you excited for Paige? Are you excited for her, like, first big acting gig? And I was like, I can't speak on that. right now. And then I think you did like a full Barbara Walters interview at one point where they were like, yeah. I went to CBS Morning Show to promote like Daphne launch and Gail King, who I'm like obsessed with because her pens always match her outfits.

And I just think that. And she always is taking meticulous notes. That is real journalism. If your pen matches your outfit, you're prepared. If your pen matches your belt. And she's a great journalist. And so my publicist is like, and don't. ask Paige about the devil wears Prada because she signed an NDA and Gail looked at him and was like,

I'm going to do my job and why don't you do yours? And so we get on and she's like, the devil wears Prada. Thank God. I'm media trained. And it was just so funny that like you were there. And I said, this is actually so fucking funny. And this is so me and Paige. And this is why I love our friendship because one day we're going to be able to tell the story to the gicklers. Because also it's not just that I like didn't get papped. I was literally, there were, literally dealing with my hang nail. They were amputating your toes. They were like, we can't, we can't have her represent us.

You were like, were you outside getting papped? I was like, I'm in a dentist's office right now for my toe. So mind you, the shot is three seconds, like it from my neck up. No, it's three seconds. Wait, to the point that my mom, I didn't tell you this happened. She literally goes, when are they going to, when's your scene? I go, my scene was 30 minutes ago, mom. She missed it.

Okay. And I had such, I didn't actually even tell you this, I had such a full circle moment. First, I remember when the Devil Wears Prada came out. I was in eighth grade and I was in New York City with my parents and we were on Canal Street. And they used to do like, people used to go into movie theaters and film the movie and it would be like the bootleg version of the movie. Yeah. And it was always moving a little. Yeah.

And it was always like moving a little and you could like hear someone's voice in the background. The picture was like never good. but the bootleg DVD was like on the street they were selling it and I looked at my dad and I was like you know like you gotta get me this movie and that was when like TVs were in like the headrest in like cars hey you were aging yourself whatever and I watched it on the way home and I literally got done with the movie and I was like this just shaped my whole it shaped my whole existence you are so Emily so Emily like during the movie I kept looking at you being like you it's because Emily is actually the funniest one in the movie she's very funny and she's very like

she's cold but she's not like she doesn't want to be but everyone thinks she is so she just like goes with that persona but she like actually doesn't want to be cold but then so when the movie was over I got too personal yeah I got I really hit home sorry I'm trying to express myself then when I got in the car to like call my mom to like tell her how it was I started crying. And she was like, oh my God, are you crying? And I'm like, I don't know what's going on. I'm like, sorry. I just feel like it's such a full circle moment because I would watch this movie and watch these girls like get ready for work and get in their apartments. And I would always be like, oh my God, one day my New York City apartment is going to be so fucking good. And I just got so

overwhelmed in that moment, like talking to my mom. I cried the whole way home. That was like me when I watched Toy Story 3. No, no, it was so nostalgic and we'll speak about the movie. But because when we watched it, we were in high school, watching like a girl trying to be successful in New York City. So then watching it now where her job evolves and now we're like, not to say working women, it makes me sound like I'm in the 1950s. Yeah, but like we are career. Now we're working women in the city and watching her. So you feel like you grew with her.

Yeah. One thing, I did like one interview when I got there, one interview that got me. Yeah. It's funny, I was watching the video of someone asking me a question. And my browser furrowed. Mm-hmm. What was sunny? It was sunny.

And then also, you know, when you can't hear someone, so you try to- You try squint in your eyes so you can, like, see them better. So I actually, it was a crazy line. I couldn't even. My brows were furrowed, and then, like, I heard it, and then I answered. And I was looking at some of the comments, and they were like, why is their face like that, whatever. And I was like, oh, they haven't seen a girl being able to, like, move her eyebrows in an interview. Okay, don't come. Not you, not you. But I was looking at,

like, a lot of interviews, people's face don't move. Your eyebrows are moving. I'm, like, moving. Like, my eyebrows really move. Like, I could do the rock. Okay, let's get close and personal. If you're watching this on YouTube, we're getting close and personal. This is a perfect example of Botox. So before I got Botox, I never had this line. No, stop. No, stop it. So I don't know if when it fully goes away, if this will go away. Like, I've never had this. I don't know what that is.

It has to go away. My chin is, like, finally coming back. Like, my, I watched, like, me talking from the side on something. And I was like, oh, okay, good. Like, my jaw is starting to move. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. Okay, real talk.

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With a whole milk latte. I don't know what happened. That whole day, my stomach was like I had diarrhea all day. Mind you, we're at Lincoln Center. We're at like the mecca of New York City. It's like the classiest. I actually had never been in there for like a performance. Gorgeous.

gorgeous i don't know if i've been there and also i realized when i was sitting in the movie i haven't been to the movie since 2020 i know you turned to me you're like what is this i go wait a minute i just realized i haven't been to the movies in six years and that's disgusting and i'm like mad at myself and sorry to the ballet and opera and to timothy shallame but i don't go to the movies also i hate when we go to events we go separately and it's like chaos so like i knew you were coming i felt like i was at a wedding and I like lost my mom or something. I don't know. I was like in a department store and I'm like yeah and we see each other from across this like they by the way when it comes to premieres like this was one of the biggest oh kitty's walking on her. Kitty was like you guys aren't funny

I just got shot by kitty no she's obsessed with me to have a couple of dudes so we saw each other and then immediately we were okay. Every time we see each other at anything. Like I know you're going there. I'm texting you. I'm five minutes away. I'm two minutes away. When we see each other, it's as if we haven't seen each other from high school. It's like the weirdest thing. We go into this weird like, oh my God, I didn't know you're going to be here. It's so bizarre. We do it every time. It's because we spend so much time alone. So I think when we spend time with other people, we have like our, we're like, oh, it's us with other people around. Who are we? But okay. So. Okay. So, finish what you did in in lincoln center my hair um i don't do updoes but my hair stylist was like just let me

let me go for it and i said okay fuck me up fam and i looked in the mirror i was like i'm a spice girl i'm obsessed with this i'm obsessed you were baby spice i was baby i was love i was loving it because it like kind of covered my ears enough that i didn't feel like i was like just ears all over the carpet and it's high It was high. So we sit down in the theater and Amelia de Moldenberg was like to the right and I realized like, oh shit, like famous people are like sitting behind us. And my hair is really high. And Hannah kept turning around. Nobody had sat directly behind her yet and Hannah kept turning around to like that row being like, I'm really sorry that my hair is like this.

Like I hope you guys can see the movie. Like you were really worried about it. Well, I don't want to be that dick that means like I would have been wearing the movie. that kind of fucking Burner's hair was in front. I didn't consider this. And then I was like, whoever sits behind me, like I feel bad.

But I'm like, whatever, I'll apologize, whoever it is. Heidi fucking clume sits behind me. And I'm like, oh my God. And immediately I'm like,

Heidi, and she like doesn't make eye contact with me. Like she didn't see me. Like, and I was, so I tried to apologize at first. She didn't see me. And then I turned away.

I was like, we'll try that again, which is one of the most embarrassing things that happened. Yeah. And I like, I was like, Heidi was a proper. And then I finally turned and I was like, Heidi, I just, it is so weird to just know someone's name

and not introduce yourself, but I was just like, Heidi, I just want to apologize for the hair. And she was like, oh my God, I don't care. You're good. Whatever. So sweet, so nice. But then the whole time I was like trying to inch to the side making sure that she could see it. Wait, I was wondering why you were doing that. Leaning towards my mom.

Yeah, because I was like, oh, I have things I want to say to her. But I'm not going all the way over to Africa to say it. You were so far. whispering in front of Haley Kloom. Haley Kloom. Sorry. She's so fucking iconic and gorgeous. I'm obsessed with her.

So, okay, this is the tea, which I, like, didn't even want to say, but I'm going to say it. Once you put on your spanks and they, like, put your dress a certain way, like, you can't be going to the bathroom all the time. And I was having a stomach day. I was just holding in whatever it was going on. And then finally, we get to the cocktail bar, and it was, like, really, like, really, loud. There was like no one behind me. And I was like, I need to fart. Like, I need to let this out. Mind you. We're at the devil wears pride. We're at my religion. We're at my Super Bowl, my Christmas. If you don't fart, your tummy hurts. Yeah. And I didn't. I just like, I just thought it was safe. Also, when you look

gorgeous, no one thinks you farted. And there were men there. So I was like, oh my God, men are gross. no like actually i don't i don't like take advantage of that enough like no one would ever think it was me you would know it's not your brand i'm gonna start doing it so i let one rip because it's it was like a back it was backed up like it was beyond backed up i needed to let it go and i was mid-conversation with someone who i actually don't even there was like a couple people that i didn't know i do they were and they were like how you doing i was like oh i was like just talking page I don't even want to say aloud it was what and I sharded at the devil at lincoln's center I didn't shit myself I sharded which are two very different things a shart is a mistake it's when

your body betrays you and I was sick that day I was sick my mom had drugged me and she was there she knew what she did but I you know in that moment you're like no I did it I'm fine but then you're walking around and you're like something's bad's going on I don't want to went to the bathroom. I had to, like, do damage control because I sharded on my spanks. And then just walk back in, like, nothing happened. And then sit next to you. And I was like, don't tell Paige.

This is, like, her night. Yeah, like, I'm like so. It's her acting debut. It's Paige's night. When you leaned over and told me that, I literally thought you had, like, you were playing a prank on me. Like, you just want to see my reaction. Like, I know. I was aghast.

You were quite empathetic, actually. Yeah. Are you okay? And I was like, no. Well, because there's nothing worse. As a UTI girl, there's nothing worse being uncomfortable and having to sit somewhere and pay attention when something in your nether regions is happening. Like, regardless of what it is, you're like, something in my undercarriage is not going right. And by the way, it wasn't like a big shart.

It was just enough that you were like, that was an error. Do you know that I've only ever done it once in my life? And it was the first time I ever smoked a cigarette. Did you get like a stomach ache from it? I think my body was just like, we've never had nicotine before. Oh, yeah. And I got like a little stomach egg and I was like, oh, I have to fart. And then I was like, oh, my God, I just shit my pants.

It's actually the most uncomfortable feeling because you're like, like did I just pee myself? Well then like that people do like drink a cup of coffee, smoke a cigarette to like take a shit in the morning. Like some people do that. So I think my body was just like we've never experienced this before. And I have stomach aches all the time. Like I make her to stomach aches.

But there's a thing about like before I go on stage, your body sometimes knows like you can't shit yourself. And it you, you, you, the adrenaline like makes you like not have to go to the bathroom. So that's kind of what I thought was happening when I was at the premiere. I'm like, oh, I'm good now. good, I'm good. The second problem was my hair, which was incredible and I need to do it again. I had maybe 472 bobby pins in my hair.

And like on hour three, my head started to like throb. I was like, I need to have a lobotomy. Yeah. So like my head was hurting, my butthole was hurting. I need to get out of there. Yeah. Which we did. No, I got it.

It was actually really funny because before the movie was ending, I, like you know the movie's about to end and I start thinking like we're never getting an Uber out of here. Everyone's rushing. The traffic's going to be insane. Right when the credits start rolling, me and Hannah look at each other and Hannah's like, we got to get out of here because and I'm like, oh my God, that's what I was thinking. So we're like running. Like we're like truly like I look at Lucho and I'm like stay behind.

You left him for that. Lucio was taking photos of the screen and page was like, bye bitch. I'm like stay behind. You're going to get lost in the sauce. Yeah, we could have been stuck there forever. We get onto the escalator to like go down to leave. And we're like, oh my God. Like we really like we got to get out here.

Get out of here. And your mom looks at us and she goes, guys, there's an after party that I would assume the majority of people are going to. She basically was like, not you two losers, but we're going to be fine. And we looked at each other and we were like, yeah. I didn't know there was a cool after party. I got home, showered, and then one of our agents, because you know, agents loves partying. Wait, mind you, my Uber came in one minute.

One minute. Right in the front, like in front of the premiere. He was there before I even got outside. He was like, I've been waiting. We're so New Yorkers to be like, we're never going to get home. This is a mess. Also, because we don't do crowds. Like, I haven't been in a crowd like that.

I was like, we're going to get stumbled over. Yeah. But yeah, literally my agent was like, hey, where are you? And I was like, I sent her a photo of me lying on the couch. She was like, we're at the after party with Anna Hathaway. And Merrill Street, where are you? One thing about me, you'll never find me at after party? Because I come in 150.

I'm kissing babies. I'm saying hi to everyone. I can't then run into these people again. I've already had my moment. Here's the thing, because I've lived in New York City for so long, for me, nothing good has ever happened for me at an after party, not one time. Oh, no. A lot of bad things have happened to me.

Never anything good. But it's true. like I like to like give people a small dose and then you you get your good low interaction and you leave I can't you keep them wanting them again yes yes be mysterious do you have anything more to say about this or can we switch gears a little switch gears I feel like I was so happy we've been wanting to joke about that for so long it was like a year because every gig I did people were like was this the toenail gig and I was like people thought it was the birdie shoot I was like just wait so I'm like picking out my stuff for the newsletter this week and I'm like, oh, like, let me put the Chloe Kardashian perfume in there.

Like, the girls are definitely going to want it. So I Google it and I'm like, hmm, that's like not what my bottle looks like. That's like so interesting. Like, let me Google like, because mine came in like a plastic bottle. I don't know if it's like a travel size. Then I'm like looking for the bottle. I'm like, let me go like look and see what the name of it is. Can't find it. I text my assistant. And I'm like, any chance you've seen my Chloe Kardashian perfume, like, I literally can't. Me and you have such different discussions with the people we work for. Have you seen my Chloe Kardashian perfume? And she's like, I actually have it.

And it's, I'm notorious for throwing things in bags and taking them places and like. And I'm like, that's so weird. Like, I can't find it. Whatever. So I'm like Googling. I'm like, I know it's in a plastic bottle. I'm just going to Google Chloe Kardashian plastic bottle perfume. Hannah, I've been spraying hair mist.

It actually doesn't last that long, but I wasn't going to say that because, like, I'm not trying to be negative about it because I make it does smell really good, but I do feel like I reapply a lot. So now we know why you get UTI. We've solved full circle. You're spraying Chloe Kardashian hairspray on your tukas. You were like, the best perfume. Three girl bought it. A couple of gigglers DM me in there like, hey, babe, um, you put a hair. Three arms.

You put a hair mist in. Is that the perfume? Then they're sending me pictures of the bottle because there are, she has two bottles. One's like purple and one's like clear. And I'm like, I don't think that's what mine looks like. I love it because you also were so like, you're like, yeah, I'm a connoisseur. I was so passionate about it. You're like, I'm a simolee of sense in this world.

Yeah, that's like when you use. And it's missing. It's also still missing. I can't find it. I don't know if I put it in like, it's in some bag. I know it's in a bag somewhere. I just don't know which one. Or you could just order another babe.

I know, but I'm like, see, I don't lose things. So when I do lose something, I'm like, no, no. But that's also so girl of like, this is actually a mess for your eyebrows. Well, I'm like, what is the difference between a mist spray and a perfume? like a hair mist That is such a good question Because it's a hair mist scent It's not like it's not doing anything

It's not doing anything for your hair It's just like making it smell good But I'm like okay Can one of the giggler engineers in STEM Let us know what the difference between What's in hair spray versus hair sense Like what's in a hair scent Vers like a regular perfume

Yeah Like what makes them different categories Maybe there's more chemicals in perfume I don't fucking up Because don't people put perfume on their hair too sometimes. I mean, when I'm doing it, I'm doing it all over anyway. So I'm like, okay, yeah, it's definitely getting a little bit in my hair. Maybe hair scent sprays are kind of just literally just perfume, but they like sell it. It's just marketed differently. Maybe. I don't know,

but you definitely shouldn't be putting it in certain places like you've been doing. Well, okay, I'm not like putting it in up my vagina. Like I'm not like. Well, you weirdly, but having UTIs the second you lost it. You know what is funny. One of my girlfriends like back in the day used to work for a makeup brand and so she would like always give me different tips and one i'll never forget one of her tips was don't ever put perfume on your clothes like to really get the scent you have to put it on your skin and she was like and don't rub it in you know how people will like put it on their wrist and then rub it she was like no that like does nothing it's not like going in more it's just like rubbing it off and so every time when i get out of the shower

then I lotion, then I missed, then I like deodorant, and then I'm ready for clothes. I literally get out of the shower. I'm like, is that Desist towel or my towel? Or is that a bathroom rug? Fuck it. I don't know. No, we're so different in our, because I like to give myself a spa experience. At home.

Yeah, I like, it's my, it's my hobby. I forgot the one last devil was proud of thing is I just wanted to address the finger guns. I've never thought about what my glam bot would be And I actually was like, okay, as a creative in this industry Like how does this not cross your desk? Like I never thought about it. So in that moment I was like, what is like the corneous thing I can do? And then everyone was laughing because you like literally didn't acknowledge me doing it,

which is just perfect. Because I like freeze during those things because I'm like, When someone's like look really cool and pretty, I'm like, no, I can't. Wait, how to take you guys? It's not that fast. I thought it was going to be crazy. And then I found myself. feeling like I was doing finger guns for an hour.

I don't know if that was like the real glam box. I don't think that was a little, yeah, that was like an off brand. I don't see the Devil We're proud of having the off brand glam bat, but maybe it was. No, but I don't know. It just, I thought it was going to be fast and I was doing finger guns for too long. Can I say actually one more thing about the movie? Yep. I think it's so hard to do a sequel, especially because that first movie was so good.

And I really think, I really think they do. did a very good job of it being having nuances of like today's world but still like calling back to the old movie and having this like nostalgia and obviously like the clothes are so great and like it is there's so many good cute funny jokes at one point though I felt really old because I'm watching the movie and I'm like it's going so fast everything's going so fast As someone who hasn't watched reality TV in five years, who's now seen some scenes like all over the internet, the editing is so crazy and fast. In reality TV, no one finishes a sentence. It's just like, and then, and it, and then it.

People don't talk like that. These people are going on full rants and it's getting cut to one fuck you. Yeah, nothing is a actual, complete start to finish conversation. Even some like food network shows, I'm like, why is it being cut so crazy? Like I'm having a migraine from it. I almost feel like it's because of TikTok. Like TikTok has 100% is the main reason that our attention span is going down. And so I really felt like things were like a little edited like TikTok where I was like, okay, that was a quick scene.

I don't know if it's because I sharded and my hair was hurting, but I did at some point I was like, this is a long movie. Also, Lincoln Center doesn't believe in butter on your popcorn, which is a personal choice that they've made. I was like, talk to the manager. And that's fine. It was fashion. That's like when you go somewhere in L.A. and they don't offer bread. There was a moment where I was like, maybe Timothy Shalame has a point.

No one's coming to the ballet because you guys don't believe in salt and butter. Okay. I'm not just raw. Like, I can't raw dog this popcorn with no liquid. No, someone could die. If you raw dog popcorn without a little moisture from butter, it could get wedged. And there weren't snacks. I thought it was going to be like a

Orders. No, I thought like there was going to, they were going to have like a pop up like concession stand. One thing about me and it might not, it might not align with my brand. But when I hear the words concession stand, I'm locked at it. I think of a zeppily. Do you think of a zeppily when you hear a concession stand?

No, I think of french fries and hot dogs. Ketchup. And then I also think of there used to be these lollies. lollipops that were like that were like powdered and there was a color on one top and a color on the bottom and like when my brother played baseball whatever whatever who knows what we were there for I was in the concession stand and you dip it in the that was actually I don't know what kind of sweets and methadone the kids are using these days but we had like remember the ones that would

pop in your mouth pop rocks like pop rocks like he literally be having a full like turnover in your mouth. Yeah. And you were like, perfect. This is what I need right before my math class. You know, people also don't talk about the women that would run the concession stand, they ran a tight program. Yeah.

Like they were the moms that they do it all. They did the schedule on who was on the concession stand. They knew what team was playing where. And I was always just like very in awe of the women working the concession stands. Like I respected them at a young age, I feel like. And then I was like, can I come in and sit there? We would play in Prospect Park where it literally was just hot dog stance. It was just like a guy.

And he would just pull a hot dog out of some, I won't say water because it probably wasn't water. Whatever isn't it tastes so fucking good. And then I'd be like, Mom, can I have another? And she'd be like, no. Yeah. Wow. She's like, Hannah, you don't need two hot dogs at 5 p.m. We haven't even had dinner yet.

And I was like, Mom, you're such a bitch. Wait, I haven't had a hot dog in a minute. So good. It's so good. I actually might need to, like, get one today. I love for people, like, you know, it's really bad for you. And I'm like, so is your phone. No, at least, at least, maybe twice.

At least once a year, I'm getting a hot dog on the street. Actually, the other day, I was, like, early for an appointment. And I was like, you know what? I'm getting a goddamn pretzel. And I got a street pretzel. Do you put mustard on it? I typically do, but I didn't in this moment because I was walking. And I was like, I can't also, like, what am I?

When you get the right bite with a chunk of salt ends a little mustard. Wait, we're so annoyingly in New York right now. My final Devere was proud of thought, because you're right, we didn't talk about the movie. I think everyone should see it. I think it totally did it justice. I actually was belly laughing. Merrill Streep is spectacular. And I think it did it justice because it's so hard for a sequel to hold up.

And I think it really did. So, shout out. Stanley Tucci is like amazing. Oh my God. Emily Blunt's amazing. And Ann Hathaway's gorgeous. Gorgeous. You know, the first one, the rumor was that everyone was afraid to lend them clothes because

they were making fun on a winter and they were like, we're not trying to cross on a winter. The woman that wrote the book, like wrote the story of the devil wears Prada, like the true story. Was there. and Anna Wintour was also there. Did you hear the guy who was like presenting the movie? He was like, I didn't know what that joke was because you laughed at it.

Yeah, because it was the girl that wrote it and then her and that he was like, they're obviously not sitting with each other. Well, it goes back to women being bosses where it's like. Yeah. Burn her at the stake. God forbid a woman gets something done. God forbid someone's working, not at a glacial pace. I totally agree with that.

But the fact that Anna Wintour can laugh at herself is important. And I think the fashion was insane. I also do think there's like offices run by some women that are probably nightmarish. Like honestly, when I interned in fashion PR, I was like, yeah, no fucking way am I doing this every day. The truth is the boss can make or break your job. We're personally terrified of Grace. And she's been actually creating kind of a toxic environment. So she's editing this right now.

so I just want to let her know. Maybe she could be a little nicer. It's funny because the other day, me and Hannah were on a Zoom, and they were like, and tell us a little bit about you guys. Sorry, you and the last Zoom, all I was doing was screenshot in her face because she was falling asleep. I was like, we can see you. It's a video Zoom.

And she has her hand on her cheek, like as if she's awake. We play Good Cop Bad Cop, because I ask, like, I'm so into it. And they get all excited. And then they look at you and you look like you'd rub. be anywhere but there. And then you ask one question at the end that like makes no sense and throws them on. No, you asked a really good question the last one. And then I was like, ooh, sorry guys. We do. We literally play good cop, bad cop. I've never realized that you're like, I'm so excited and we could do this and we could do this. And then I come in and I'm like,

but you know what I hate? We end every meeting where I go, we can be talking to anyone. And I go, thank you so much. It's such an honor that you guys took the time to speak to us. And we're so excited to see where this goes. And the page goes, bye. Did you realize I've been doing your trick now? I came two minutes late. It's genius. I don't want to talk.

No, Hannah, it's genius. Yeah, because when there's a ton of people on the Zoom, no one's there yet. You want to come in fashionably two minutes late. Yeah, you want to seem unavailable. It's a power move. And come on in chaos. You don't come in peacefully. You have to look like you're like, you're like, there's so much going on.

Like you're running the country. Yeah. I think it's time for a mental health moment. There's this TikTok by this man. I know it's a man, but he gave really good advice. His name's Justin Owens. And he said staying after disrespect lowers your price. And I really like that because you know you always try to explain to people like,

I know you're forgiving and are you forgiving, but it just feels wrong. putting it like that is like you can stay but now they know that you're okay with a certain level of treatment yeah like they are not taking it as like wow she's really understanding oh yeah she's she's she's such a good person she's really supportive and she knows people make mistakes i yeah i kind of i feel like i have a no tolerance policy for that like there's a zero tolerance policy at this company that's what you say to him zero i run a strict program ground honey like I it's on a winter this is boot camp babe like well it's funny because people in the past I've definitely had situations where my friends are like yeah like he told you he's going to show up

and he didn't like but is that I feel like you're moving on to vest and it's like no but that's like his actions speak for everything so it's like yeah I'm not marrying that man I always in my head was like is he marriage material or not like I treated that's kind of how like men you would treat women where it's like when he they'd be like yeah she's not marriage material that's how I treated men like there'd be hot dumb ones and and ones who or whatever and I'd just be like oh you're out of that box well being reliable is a really big trait like I think does is like so reliable oh my god that man like I feel like you could call him with anything and he'd be like I actually already did it my Scorpio king also does just just got a little knee surgery so everyone message him. You should tell him. What should you tell him? I heard Hannah's taken care of you really, really well.

I was gone this week at the Devil Wars Prada premiere. The day of his surgery. Wait, I feel like also like getting knee surgery is my dream because it's like, oh, you have to lay in bed. But I feel like that's his nightmare. No, because you know he wants to be running around. And he's also one of those people that likes doing stuff on his own. So he'll be like, do you need help?

And he's like, I got it. Yeah, he's a little stubborn Scorpio. A little stubborn Scorpio. Lastly, I'm reading Lena Dunham's book. You are. Oh my God, I ordered strangers. Oh my God, perfect. And I realized, because I was talking to a group chat and I was like, guys,

Leonard Dunham's books really good. And one of the girls, actually, Ali, call her out by name, was like, Hey, we need an audiobook. And I was like, no, I actually mentioned it because I wanted to brag that I actually am reading the book. I read it on the plane. And then I realized reading is just like marathons. We're like when you read a book, you have to tell everyone. And like you can't help yourself.

We're going to get like stickers for our cars. Yeah. Like when you read a book, you have to. I read that. I read that. I read that. I read 36.2 miles. Oh my gosh.

Is that what we've turned into? Yeah. We're marathon people. But I was on a plane and was just like, fuck it. I'm going to start reading. And I read the entire flight for three hours. I read 150 pages. And I haven't read in years.

No. You want to know who did this to us? the fucking internet well i hope you guys have a spectacular weekend we love you so much thank you for giggling and we'll talk to you later bye