Giggly Squad - Giggling about TV you need watch, men's fears, and "some comedian girl"

Episode Date: April 12, 2023

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I'm in the day just got away from me. What's up my giggler's in a garage? I don't hate it because the first G-word that came to my mind was gargantuan. Are you pregnant? You just gargantuan. You know what? That is the second person that's asked me. That was right. So when I said you were pregnant and it wasn't me? This is what it was. I went to my college.

Oh yeah, we never talked about that. I spoke at my college. About what? Who knows? I met a bunch of college kids and we were like chatting and then they put me up on a stage and there was like a professor like asking me questions, I'll lie my ass off. I'd sit in line but like I definitely fluffed some answers and like tried to sound more adult. But anyway, so like our local I also went to like a very local college in my town. I also went to like a very local college in my town

So like our local newspaper wrote up like oh page the sort of I went to St. Rose and there was just like one picture of me and My brother took a picture of the picture texted it to me and said you look glowing New text message. Are you pregnant? Like, he thought? He literally, Hannah, no, he literally thought I was pregnant and hiding it from my mom and like was scared to tell anyone. And I was like, I'm 30 years old. You're like, I had one bacon egg and cheese

and now you're saying I'm starting a family. But like, he acted as if I was 16 and got pregnant. Like, what are you gonna do? And I was like, first of all, I'm not pregnant. Second of all, I'm 30. Like, I should have a kid. So anyway, my self-esteem has been shot. And now you were just like, are you pregnant?

No, I was, that was a generic question. That was a generic question into the world. How was it talking to the college kids? They're so young. Like, I looked at college. I thought, like, I knew everything in college. How was it talking to the college kids? They're so young. Like I looked at college, I thought like I knew everything in college and then you just look at college kids and you're like, wait your babies and you don't even know the fucked up shit that's about that.

And I do have to say in your 20s, whenever anything bad happens to you, like you start dealing with adult stuff and you're like, this is the end for me. Like you're like, we can't go anywhere from here. Yeah, I'll call it a life and then you realize in your 30s Oh, that stuff happens all the time where you think your life's over. That's my little mental health moment No, I always think my life is over

I'm like this is how they got me This is how it goes down wait did you see the article that the Washington Post put out and it said why if a plane is going down You won't be able to save it or something. Did you send the Craig? I sent it to everyone I knew including Craig and he goes this is bullshit. He goes this is the government trying to tell us that we can't. This is not true and I was like no and then I said it's okay you still have a shark to punch. Don't worry. I was like guys will brag about like video games and how they're so good at it. We're like I've tried to play these video games before.

It's not that hard. Craig's response literally was, okay. I played all day twice. I played simulation games before, so actually I feel like I would know. Okay, like it's like he did simulation golf and I should win the Masters. Calm down. We love you, Craig. Calm down.

Craig, can I really like text thing this week? He's, he said it to me. First of all, calm down, Raquel. Um, he told me he was talking to you and he said it in like the weirdest way. We were on FaceTime and he goes, oh, hold on, sorry, I just like texting. And I was like, oh, who?

And he was like, um, actually Hannah. And I was like, why did you just say it in such a weird way? Like Craig and I were like, we have a weird relationship where it started I was friends with Austin and he was like come on one of our lives and they were black out and it was funny And I remember thinking like page should do a life with them also like Craig single. Yeah, was he? I don't know. I don't know what he was. Oh, I don't think he was. Never mind. I just know I wasn't you no one was. No, I'm just ruining families, but I was like, I don't know. You should go on it too. Like why are they just talking to me? And you were like, no, yeah, I couldn't. And I was made me. I made you because I just think it's fun. And like we were doing the same thing as them. I wanted to have a camaraderie.

Like, yeah, we're all going live during COVID. Some of us are more high-roader and others. But you went on, and I remember you being like, thanks, it was fun, whatever. And then when you and Craig became like a thing, I'm like so team-page that I feel like he almost felt like if he talks to me, like, it's basically talking to you. So like, I never, I wasn't really friends with him before.

So it's like I'm so one side. He was always so nervous that you didn't like him. That's what I felt. And I feel like you were nervous that he didn't like you. Yeah, like it was like I was like I hate bulls and you're dramatic. But gradually like I'll send him a soup meme. Yeah. And he'll respond.

And then I'll send him like I'll send him little things and show like a little grape leaf What is it called olive branch? Yes Just another Grape leaf is You know what I'm at yeah, that's so Greek of you like here is a grape leaf What I'm at. Yeah, that's so Greek of you. Like here's a great belief. That's a bit of a tyrannian.

But then what happened is did I text something? I don't know who started it. Okay. I feel like I should know. I should have received it. I'm literally calling Ariana. But there's a tournament in Charleston and I'm watching it. Yes.

And I was basically like you guys should go. Yep. And Craig went. Craig, at first he was like, oh really? Craig is one of those people. I don't know if it's a good thing. Love's events. Love's events.

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I forgot to tell you this and I just lot of it when you said you're a black cat. The one day I was so moody with Craig. Okay, I was like, you know when you're in a mood where you like, you know you're in a mood, you're like sorry. You can't control it. You can't control it. You can't control it. You can't control it.

You can't control it. You can't control it. You can't control it. You can't control it. You can't control it. You can't control it. You can't control it. You can't control it. You can't control it. You can't mean that. You're rather cozy about when you're in those moods. Yes. And I was like, I'm like, just moody. And Craig knew that I was being moody, so I'm like sitting on the couch and he was like,

do you want anything to eat? And I was like, no. And then like, he brought food over to the table and he kind of just like placed it like where I could see it. And then like, he would move it closer. And then, and then he would like, look at me and then look away. And then I was like, I'm not an actual cat. And he was like, yes you are though, I have to lure you with food.

I can't look directly at you. And then if you come nestle me, I have to slowly give you affection back, but not too much because then you'll run away. You're literal cat. He's like, I own a cat, okay. And then I did eat the food. I was like, thank you. And then, does this thing where he'll look away from butter?

And then you'll come towards him. That's what Craig does to me. My own boyfriend literally does that to me in bed. Like, he has to look away into it. If you want to cuddle, we can. I text him like, hey, you should go the Charleston open. I love, wish I was there. Whatever, it's a good tournament

two days later Front row at like the best match and he's like, dude, it's awesome. Then he's asking me questions He now he loves live tennis. Oh my god. It's so great But he's asking he's like who he was like who are we rooting for yeah, then I felt power Wait, why was there a tennis tournament in Charleston like every year? There's like an amazing, because there's obviously the Grand Slam, which you know of.

But there's a ton of tournaments below them for people to get into the Grand Slam. Got it. The Charleston moms must have loved. Well, it's on like an island. Oh, was it on island palms? One of the islands. Okay.

For people to get drunk, like around 5 p.m. They run Charleston. The referee was like, thank you. Like, did my man on the street interviews which take like three hours? Like, when am I falling? People do get drunk, like around 5 p.m. They run Charleston. The referee was like, thank you. I did my man on the street interviews, which take like three hours. And I went on my phone, and they're really. Do you think really take that long?

Why? Because you're like waiting for. Well, it starts, no one really knew what it was. And then now, I'll text a bunch of guys. I'm doing street interviews. And the next thing I do is like, 40-mail comics, just like at the stand. And I'm like, figure it out.

Oh, so you don't pick who's gonna do it. You kind of have them like compete against each other. Well when the girls do it they form a really nice line. Yeah, but they do. They look at each other and lie. They say you were here first. You go first. Hannah, do you have enough time? Is everyone okay? Yeah, the men it's it's like gladiator. Yeah, and I turn to them and I said don't I don't want to start some shit Yeah, you guys talk to each other man to man and whoever's next comes over then France a skip the line everyone's mad The France is oh My and some people think a bigger following would just drop in and the guys would like so there's drama with hand on the street There's drama then one of the guys complaining about the working environment He said I don't give them food. I don't give them water. It's freezing.

That if you go to the bathroom, you lose your spot. And I said, look, now I'm going to cut you because you complained. So I'm going to the street really is my favorite. Can we talk about how Emily Roudekowski? Not only are you comedian girl. So you went from the lesbian comedian to some comedian girl.

You have been involved in so much drama this year, but like not really. My wedding with Rachel. First of all, you had Raquelie wedding. Second member, all the Haley Bieber and Selena stuff. They were using your video as a star event. I told the reality TV. I said, I am done with the drama. I'm done with it. I am moving on I just want to bring joy and laughter, but I'm telling you this stuff finds me and I manifest it Also Julia Fox like knowing who you are and laughing. I come some comedian girl. I just love that So someone sent it to me. I was like, they're talking about you.

So I had to do a whole thing, I had to go and Spotify, because they do like a Spotify video. It's called forbidden fruits. Oh, okay. So the three of them, no, it's Julia and her friends. And they had emrata. And what's it called for Bidding? For Bidding fruits.

And she was just like, system comedian girl. And I was like, does? And I called, I go, is this, she talking about me? Does it, it's dying laughing. And he's like, you have to screen called, I go, is this, she talked about me, does that it's dying laughing? And he's like, you have to screen record it. So we videoed it. But um, you're in Emily Radikowsky's algorithm.

Yeah, I don't know if she follows me. TikTok's hard. You can't really tell who's following who. Yeah, there are so many funny people that I always get their videos, but I don't follow them. Yeah, I will. Because I feel like sometimes when I follow someone,

then I never see their videos ever again. And let's be honest, we live on FOP. Right. We're living, run free. I've never gone over to friends. Oh, friends seems too intimate. Well, I'm like, I feel like I shouldn't be watching. I want to see what TikTok wants me to see,

that it's like a psychic reading. Like, it's a tarot card reading. What is meant for me today? You know, it's so crazy that we didn't talk about? What was that whole like sea spam thing? Were they were like saying the guy at tick, like asking the guy at tick talk all those questions? And he was like, uh, you guys are stupid.

Yeah. When all the men were like my, like all the videos I get are like young girls dancing. And everyone on tick talk was like, um, your algorithm like goes to like what you look up and like what you Google. And what videos you watch the longest? All of my.

I've never gotten one child dancing. No. I've gotten one like girl doing makeup that was really funny. Yes. I've gotten like maybe like teenagers doing like dances once in a while, but like I swipe because like I'm over the dances Yeah, but like I'm you're not I get fashion I get beauty and then I get like the funny stuff that you said the men were full on exposing themselves But like didn't even know it and no one really like said anything about it

Can I tell you what's in does is algorithm? I would love to know does is algorithm Kyber practice I would love to know who does this algorithm. Chiropractors. Wait, the next time I put chips on a sandwich, I'm gonna make a video. It's gonna be a desert if I'm like... So does this thing real...we'll do this like role play? Yeah. We'll be like, I think, let me see what I can do. I'm like, you know what I'm now, like, I can't...and he'll take me and we'll just be like... Like, breathe, breathe.

He goes breathe, breathe, breathe. Three, two, and... Oh! I always think my spine is gonna break. Yeah, I love getting my back cracked. I am we are in our 30s so our lower backs do hurt if we don't get our lower back cracked enough. Absolutely. So anyway, I did manifest, you know, I wanted to be a comedian. I didn't know it. Like I dated a comedian. I still don't want to be a comedian.

I didn't know it until Emily Radikowski called you a comedian girl. And I realized that hit. Some comedian girl is me. Me now. But you know you manifest to heart and people are like, they don't give shit about your name. You're just one big comedian. You're some comedian bitch. But I'm taking the positives out of the experience. I think it's great. There's no such thing as bad PR. It's like it's okay. I'm not putting my whole entire life into this part. But I think that everyone deep down is some comedian girl. Absolutely.

Absolutely. Find your some comedian girl deep down and beat that person. Are you dying? Are you okay? I don't think people know how much you enjoy like just to lay back like after getting because people see like this Perfect side of you on Instagram. Now I feel like I'm Barbara Walters where you are so put together Mm-hmm. Obviously like you're in bed sometimes on the weekends, but like you love to just like chill I'm very chill. I think people don't realize how chill I really am.

Like there is not much that can annoy me and there's not much that like pisses me off and less is like on a different level. If I think you're like the worst you, did you get your eyelashes done? No, I put mascara on too. Oh, they look good. Thank you.

Unless I think you're like deep down evil. No, it takes you so long to do that. But like other than that, I'm not getting mad at anything. When am I biggest puppies with you? Is it takes you so long. But like other than that, I'm not getting mad at anything. One of my biggest pet peeves with you is it takes you so long to realize people are evil. Yes. It takes you so long and then even when you do realize it, you'll forget in two months. That's the thing, I forget.

I'm like, wait, would you do it again? But as a Scorpio, you know that people are evil, but I feel like you've protected yourself to the point that you're like, I'm just not letting their bullshit happen. Yeah, like I very much put up a wall where I'm like, you don't even... But if I tell you like, I think this person's like, really mean, you'll be like, duh, and I'll be like, but your best friends with that. Ha ha like, okay, she's like, you're such a fake bitch.

And I'm like, I don't feel like that's being fake. I feel like that's just being an adult and someone walked into the room and I'm not gonna like Be like, hey, I fucking hate you even though I'm saying it in my head. I'm like, hey, how are you? See, I it takes so much to get to a point Once I get to that point, or someone I will mass murder or like, I can't help but like, saying stuff under my breath. I feel like I very, I give Gweneth Paltrow energy, or like, I'm saying hi, how are you, but I'm saying it as if like, I wish you well.

Yeah, yeah, like, they don't leave the conversation being like, page loves me, they're like, did she just rob me? Like, do I still have my wallet with me? Speaking of reality TV, did you see that Sammy sweetheart? This is the news I wanna talk about. The resurgence of Jersey Shore.

Of reality TV recently, like with Vanderpump and Jersey Shore, like I will be tuning in to Jersey Shore Family Vacation. I heard that it's always been good. Like, it's never really been bad. Once they actually left the Jersey Shore, I feel like I stopped watching. Yeah, I've never watched their family vacation.

But I think people are starting to give respect where respect is deserved. And the fact that Sammy is going back and might be filming with Ron in the house is crazy. Wait, I thought Sammy and her boyfriend broke up. We have different sources. And my source was not very legit. Okay, I thought Sammy was like engaged,

both offer engagement. She might have a new boyfriend that will film. Oh, yeah, God, it, God, it. But also people don't give them. I know that like when you watch reality TV or like whatever, they're not like really doing anything. Like this is whatever. To be able to stay on reality TV for as long as they have

and to still be friends and to still put out like a good show is kind of amazing. It's incredible and it shows that they have really good, then day it's your coworkers and you're a team and you're a team and you all have a common goal of wanting the show to get picked up. And the fact that no one has pushed so hard past,

like no return of friendship. Like people have done a lot less on Bravo. Oh, a thousand relationships have been demolished. They've recasted so many shows I feel like, but if you compare it to Jersey Shore, that's the original cast. Yeah. And they just let them work through their problems

or like, because there were times where they weren't speaking to each other, but I wanna see the times that they're not speaking to each other. Yes. And how they come out of it. Yes, and ultimately, they're in it together, and I do think it's a kind of thing.

You can't just cast a new person and tell them they're on Jersey Shore like it I feel like I am Vinnie and you are a poly day Wow That's a nice thing because I feel like Paulie D is really like the comedian of the whole house Like he's the one that's making everyone so josepolly because he doesn't get involved in any drama whole house like he's the one that's making everyone. I'm so jealous of Polly because he doesn't get involved in any drama. Right. And then Vinnie just like laughs at him.

Yeah. And then like Vinnie, like Vinnie Loki is so fucking funny. Loki very funny and is a Scorpio. So I already know his energy is like I want to be alone. I appreciate that energy. I like it. I got it. I've been posting like thirst traps all the time.

He does have a like a very, I mean, he's from New York, though, but he does have a very New York city quintessential male swag. Yes. And when I say that, I mean, he only wears black joggers. Like, that's it. You see his dick through his sweatpants and his chain. Yeah, and you're like, wow, that's a hot New York city guy. Exactly.

He's like, the same thing. White shoes. Speaking of of drama did you see the guy i think his wife is dead because he was poisoning her protein drinks every morning and that is why we don't work out wait what was he putting in them poison yeah i know but like what is the why do you want to know that's that's insane that you just asked that. Like, how did she not know is what I was saying? It was like so subtle, like, it was like a white powder.

Where, that's crazy. Smart but crazy. That's so fucked up. Like, you're trying to be about a person, you're trying to have more protein, you're trying to work out. And you're happy to figure it out. So she's dead.

Policing Colorado, I believe, a dentist killed his wife by lacing her pre-workout protein shakes with arsenic and cyanide. Oh my God. So he could be with a fellow dentist who's having a fair with. James Craig, two first names, was arrested on suspicion of first degree murder

on Sunday after his wife was taken off life support. Oh. I just get a divorce you literal psycho. I wonder what it like if you can taste poison. Like I wonder if she's out the gym, she's like, that tastes weird, but like, let me keep going. Or like, yeah, cause these fucking crazy drinks

where they put so much crap in it, like you've tasted it before and you're like, that tastes like poison, but I wanna keep drinking it. Cause it's good from like my omega-3 fatty acid. I cannot like actually say I've never drank a protein drink. Or like I've never drank like a pre-workout. Yeah, pre-workout is actually cocaine. Yeah.

Like it's actually cocaine. I've never done it because I'm scared. Protein drinks are kind of like dessert, but you lie to yourself and say they're healthy. Like at night instead of having ice cream, I might be like, I'm gonna have a 400 calorie protein drink. Just in case I decide to do abs tonight. Wait, what is going on with the Drake thing in Kim Kardashian?

What? That he's like, he like put out some song or something, but he used her voice from like an episode of Kardashian. Oh, and she wants money? I don't know if she wants, I mean, I'm sure, but like, something is going on with them. Did you also hear that like, the crazy conspiracy that Drake's like actually a huge pedophile? Huh! Have you not seen that on TikTok? Sometimes I get into like deep conspiracy theories

on my whole page. And that's kind of the token thing that they, I mean, right now, what did you see? Okay, well, the first thing was he was really good friends with Millie Bobby Brown. When she started on Stranger Things, she was like, I think they became friends and she was 14. And they would like text and he would say,

like, she would do interviews. And she'd be like, oh, Drake texted me. I was like, I miss you so much. Who's texting us? A baby sitting? Unless you're like, did you go to sleep? I don't even know a 14 year old. Nor am I like seeking.

I'm scared of 14 year olds. I'm not seeking out a 14 year old to befriend. Then there was a whole other thing where he was also very close to Billy Eilish when she was like under age. But there's none of the people she's been friends with have ever said like he was inappropriate, but it is an odd coincidence that some guy who's in his,

what he's not being as poor as. But that also would you already, that like also liberties are friends with each other. Like maybe they have the same management. What is Drake, what is Drake and Millie Bobby Brown's connection? It's not like she's in the music industry. I could see Drake reaching out to Billy Eilish and being like, you're about to be the next big thing.

Yeah, watch out for this. If you want any advice, but the Millie Bobby Brown thing, I don't, there's something there I feel like. Wow. And she's even come out on her Instagram and said, like, you guys are crazy, like, you're picking apart a really lovely friendship. Well, that goes back, first of all,

men and women can't be friends. Unless they can. So that's absolutely not. Wait, I love that you think that because I think the same thing. I just did a man in the street asking guys, and it was so funny, because I... What did they think? I'd say, can guys and girls be friends? Well, I would say no.

Then someone would say, yes, if you work together, I go, so that's co-workers. And they'd go, yeah, you can, I go, so is your girl cool with you hanging out alone with your woman friend? And they'd say either no. Or if they said, yes, I'd go, are you attracted to that woman friend? And then they'd say yes. And then I'd be like, so you're not. I think girls can be friends with men. I don't think men can be friends with women. The only men that had friends who are women were the men who were really good looking, and the girls just wanna hang out with them

cause they're hot. So they're like the reverse where they're like, yo, these girls are like cool, they wanna hang out with me. Even if you're not attracted to them physically, you're attracted to them emotionally. Not to sound conceited, but every guy friend I've ever had, I know they've thought about having sex with me at some point. Well, that's what I said with the guys.

I was talking to Peter James Fowler. He's opening for me in Arizona, Tempe, get your tickets. And I was like, he was like, well, we're friends. And I was like, so you wouldn't have sex with me. And then he was like, does? I don't know what to say to this. But you're friends, but you're not going and hanging out by yourselves all day. And like going, like, like oh you're not texting

him and saying hey let's catch a movie tonight. The second I think about a man ago I want to spend time with him right now I go oh no I'm in love with him. Long story short I do have guys who are friends but it's not we're not like super cool. They basically were like they'll take a 30 year friendship and if you were like can I give you blow a blowjob now? They'd say yes and throw it all away. Absolutely. Absolutely. I think it's a different kind of friendship.

The Dalai Lama is getting canceled right now. Um, I thought it was a joke. The Dalai Lama is fully getting canceled. Does anyone actually know what the Dalai Lama is and who he is and what he does? I thought he was Buddha. But apparently Buddha and Dalai Lama are different things. Very different things. The Dalai Lama.

The Dalai Lama is a monk. How do you spell Dalai Lama? He and I come on. I know that he wears orange. I know that he- I think he's a monk. He definitely speaks, he goes and speaks on things about life. But he, oh, here it is.

It's literally everywhere. So basically he like kissed a kid. So a kid went up to him and it was like a public thing. It wasn't like behind the scenes. The kid was like, can I give you a hug? And he was like, yes. And then he kissed the kid and told the kid suck on my tongue and went like this This tongue out so

Look, oh my god. I don't even want to suck on my boyfriend's tongue like that's disgusting But this is where cancels cancels your guts really funny like imagine Jesus gets can't People like Jesus he's to hang out like with some young boys. We need a... No, my favorite thing is when we cancel people that are already dead. I love that. I can't believe the Dalai Lama. Do we have to like, what do they do?

I mean, I feel like we'll be fine because this is the first time I've thought about the Dalai Lama. We will be first. But like, yeah, I'll Lama. We will be first, but like, yeah. I'll be sure. Followers of him. You already put on a press release. I didn't even know Dalai Lama had PR. The Dalai Lama, I didn't know monks did PR, but he's already come out with a,

it's a papology, which I was like, Dalai Lama, you could've done a better papology. What was his apology? He was like, I'm so sorry, but like, you can't just say sorry for talent for one of you. He was literally made out with the child in front of everyone. Told the kid to suck his tongue, which like, that's not- That's disgusting.

That's- I wouldn't even do that with my husband. That's freaky shit. And like, what- the kid probably didn't even know what was happening. No, and if the Dalai Lama tells me to do anything I'm doing it- Right. Especially in front of a crowd. Put a camera on me and tell me do something Dalama like is the voice of their we don't know enough about I want to have opinions on this

Did I do have opinions on grown men asking did I tell you did I talk like fully about the Jared subway situation on here? No Jared has a documentary out that I just watched really like he Jared the subway guy like he's in it No, okay, they go in depth though on What platform are you watching it on I think it was honest like discovery plus like it was difficult like I had to I didn't go to some hoops, but it was Was it worth it? I don't know okay? We grew up with Jared from subwayway, like on our TV. Yeah, those were like, those were our Subway commercials. Yes. Like now they have like every single

celebrity that's ever thrown a ball on the Subway ads. And I'm like, how much money was that at? So it starts off with Jared from Subway's classmates from school, like high school, being like, he was this obese kid. He was socially kind of shy and awkward. And then one day, he lost a lot of weight from eating subway sandwiches, which also like, no one eats some way to lose weight. No. I mean, I'll eat a tuna sandwich and stuff,

but it piss off. I always thought that was like a PR thing. Yeah, but he apparently, that's all he did lost the weight. I mean, class like man in college just loses weight. He was also like, yeah, think about losing weight and they like lost it. I'm like, great, I found it on my ass. So I see no these on all these commercials.

And then Subway basically was like, you are the Subway guy full time. Your job is to travel all around all these cool places. And then he became obsessed with being like, I want to give back by speaking to children about eating healthy. Okay. Which doesn't seem weird. Doesn't seem weird. No, honestly seems like great. Great. Like let's find something to Dalai Lama with a proof of. You know, he was like, I'm gonna team up with... Sounds like the Dalai Lama is behind this. Classic PR from Donald Lama.

Cut to the dilemmas, like eating a subway sandwich. In jail. So basically, he starts flirting with this radio DJ kind of. And she starts talking to him. And she realizes by like a couple slip ups that, oh, he says something. He was like, aren't middle school kids so attractive or like, I find middle school kids so hot. So immediately in her like mom brain, she has to, she's like, what? But she knows she can't just say like Jared's a pedophile because he was like, right? So she goes on like a full like 20 year journey,

maybe 10 years, 10 year journey of like pretending that she's like friends with him, friends slash like they're kinda intimate but he's traveling everywhere. So he talks during the phone every night and she recorded all of it. No. Oh, they have all the recordings.

And then she goes to the FBI and was like here. I've been doing this for eight years. Her, she's like losing a phone call is something I'm into. I am into that. In Florida, I think like legally, you can't like indict someone, not that we know what indict means, but everyone's saying it now, based on like him not consenting to the phone call kind of thing. So there, she has all the evidence of him talking about how he wants to have three

sums of those kids and stuff and all this horrible stuff. Wait, on the phone calls he would say this to his like pseudo girl. So she kind of leaned in and was like, it like ruined her life. Like her kid, she said she would like hide it from her kids and her kids were like, she's stopping a mom. She was just like in the room talking to Jared all the time. She was like losing her hair. She had all these health problems.

She was so stressed over that. She made it, I need to be the person to stop this monster. And then she goes to FBI and they basically were like, we can't do anything with this. Fast forward, one of his manager gets caught. Oh, it's so fucked up. His manager marries this woman who has two girls Somehow they find out that he's put videos all over their house the manager

Who is who the manager is manager of Jared? He's the new husband to this wife, okay, and they would just let the girls do anything Suddenly like they went from being a really Catholic family and like no drinking, no partying to suddenly this guy comes in their life and they're like have sex, party and the girls like this is weird, find out he's filming them all the time like in the bathroom. This isn't SVU episode. Insane and the girls film and they talk about the trauma but from that they were able to see that this guy has sent messages to Jared being like do you like this girl? Do you like that girl? They're like young girls. So full circle. What do you think's happening in Jared and Jill? I hope that he deserves what's happening. Yeah. That is so Disgusting and crazy, but the problem is is when people get famous like the Dalai Lama

Yeah, they think that like they they're good people. Yeah, or like they'll get away with things. They think they'll get away with things and the public will always give them the benefit of the doubt. Like it takes so much to actually take down a famous person. Like, I'm a hammer. That's like forever. That man who knows me. That took forever and he's still like popping around. He's fine's actually got a go-da-go right now. He's good like he never even got arrested or anything I love when we do this and it said a Woman a man's deepest deepest fear

Is being laughed at by a woman and a woman's deepest deepest deepest fear is being killed by a man. And I like listen to it and I was like, wait a second. Same because I was like, I've laughed at so many men. We made a whole career. So that's why, especially a female comedian, some female comedian girl, men hate. Men hate comedian girls. Well, let's just say men in general don't like girls that are funny because they'll even say like,

well, she's funny for a girl. Like, they can't even put you up at like an equal funny level because they hate when women are like better at things than them, especially humor. Well, I asked the men on the street, I asked them another one, I said, I I asked the men and these are like the funniest men in America. These are comedians. Yeah I said why do men comment on video saying women aren't funny. Yeah, cuz we don't go on or like even in cell girls Don't go on men's videos saying men aren't funny. Yeah, in cell girls are real thing. No, I think There's no woman that like can't have sex. That's like what you mean, brad.

Like I didn't cheat on you. I'm like, do you know what? I could go out right now and have sex on that corner. I could have sex in this room. So I asked them. I said, why do you men say women aren't funny on videos? Yeah. Because it's not about them being like, I don't like this joke.

They literally do the whole women aren't funny. It's like user 28976. And I want to know the psyche behind it. Because it's not about them being like, I don't like this joke. They literally do the whole women aren't funny. It's like user 28976. And I want to know the psyche behind it. Because it's clearly mental illness. And they were like, you know, being funny is like a male thing. Yeah. So it's like if women are doing it. And men think they're like the best at everything.

So if women are doing it, it's like, you're taking a hard job. How funny though, that's their biggest insecurities. And ours is literally death. I know, like, I had a nickel for how many times I embarrassed myself a day. Like, that's when's biggest fear is it getting embarrassed by women? Right, I love being funnier than guys.

It's, I also get off on like, making fun of them. So then I wonder like, how have I not been murdered yet? It is crazy though, like there are times in my life. I can't think of like one specific time. So you're like, oh, he's gonna die. I've been like, I'm gonna die. True.

Like, I'm gonna get killed right now. True. And it's nothing significant. It could be me literally walking to my apartment. Yeah. Like, you made fun of me. I will hope. I wish.

I love it. I love you. I love each other. I'm never hating. I'm never hating. I'm never hating. I'm never hating. I'm never hating.

I'm never hating. I'm never hating. I'm never hating. I'm never roasted. I'm still being. Also, if you're not making fun of your man's, he's like problematic. So problematic. That means like he thinks he's perfect or something and he's just walking around thinking he's the shit. Now, I saw a crazy TikTok about women saying, like, you have her like open elevator, and you see a scary man.

But you think, I don't wanna make this person uncomfortable, and I'm gonna walk in and I'm gonna just look forward and they said we're the only species that would ever walk towards danger. Any other animal would be like, no, I'll wait for the next one. Oh my God, that's so true. Like I don't want to, you in your head,

you're like I don't want to make it weird. I don't want to insult this man to make it like, we're no other animal in all of species would ever be like, oh there's a sharp, real danger. And the sin is now, because I don't want the sharks to be embarrassed

that I didn't want to sit in his mouth. Guys, no, that's so scary. Well, we cover really, we're feminists. We're really intense topics. One more feminist thing, there's a woman Amanda Montel. She talked about how guys talk about like, Yeah, I fucked her or girls like I got fucked. How what if we called it? I

Invellup Tim I don't like Invellup did that I mean spell that so I was gonna like on below my way immediately went to an envelope closed by me like Why is it his action onto us? What if we like engulfed him? It's I think of it like how many times have you had sex and you be there like not come or the coming but like the guy always comes in reality. I fucked you you came I didn't you don't fuck me I fucked you you came I didn't you don't fuck me It's just involved yeah, but I actually am the one that fucked you cuz you came you got fucked You got me I remember the first time that in college it happened where we started saying I fucked him Yeah, cuz it used to just be like oh I fucked her we started saying I fucked him and I feel like people thought

I was gross, but like it was empowering to be like, I fucked him. Well, sometimes they'll be really into you coming, and you know in your head, we're not getting there. We're not getting there, and then you're like, I would be better than me coming, this stopping. I mean, not doing something. Okay, I also saw a TikTok that we sometimes again, we get in deep TikTok. Yeah, we do.

It's not just fun hair and makeup. We're a guy who's saying it's harder for women to come because if they're with a guy that they have to be in their masculine energy with, then they're not coming. They're not having good sex. Because a woman to fully be able to like let go and let loose Needs to feel like she doesn't have to be in charge not just in the bedroom like in general

Yeah, so like when you talk about does being like oh when I go to the airport does like I turn my brain off Like that is such a good sign of having a healthy sex life because you can like Almost surrender to him. I love when you talk about sex life because you can like, almost surrender to him and keep him down. I love when he's talking about our sex life. I know. I don't know. I just sit on the body. You and does have a really good sex life. Now that I know, I'll fall for Rachel.

Kiss me, crack it. I feel like a full affair. It's kind of crazy. I was like, so do you think about tennis today? And he's like, it's so good. Tennis is such a good sport. I'm like, right, I used to play it all the time. Stop.

That's true. Because I've had relationships where I'm really into the guy, but I'm into them liking me. And then when you're with them, you're like, wait, but I'm in too much control. Like, I love that he likes me, and this is so much fun, but I need someone who like- You're in charge of certain aspects,

because you know he's like a dumb dumb or something. Like if you're just with like a hot guy, but he's like an actual idiot, like you're not gonna have good sex with him. But this is the problem when you're like, not married, it like doesn't really matter. To an extent. Sex?

No. I mean like the guy being dumb. Like I dated so many dumb dumbs and like I kind of live my life and then like when I'm with them. Like this is silly, this is fun. Yeah, this is like passing my mind. But like if we have to talk about 401k is like Yeah, I'm like, you know, like if I'm smarter than you that's an immediate red flag

Like if I know more about being an adult, it's a red flag and I But the problem is does nosy smarter than me so then we'll talk about something and he'll be like I don't want to do it and I'm like why like I want to do this renovation or something and he'll be like Because I have to do it all yeah I'm like I'll say that's what I say about like having kids That's what he says to me about having kids too. He's like well, who's he thinks gonna take care of them? And I said yes at five a.m. When you're ready up You take the baby you put her to my nip. I'm out like you fucking squeeze you use my I am

Yeah, he's already up. He loves getting up early. He loves getting up But anyway not to get into our own issues. Let's just go skyly and Chevrolet. Yeah, I personally Think it's a little bit of a PR stun for sure um and what gives me that inclination is, he can't handle that ass. Like, I can't picture.

Is that why everyone's freaking out? People, it's almost they're almost being mean. Like they're calling her like a stepmom. Okay, do you ever have friends or like you look at people and you're like, I just can't ever picture you having sex. There's something about you having sex that it doesn't come to you in my brain. He's kind of giving Pete Davidson.

I can picture him having sex with Zendaya. Yes. That's a friendship that they're... We don't love that? Mamell and female friendships and whatever. No. I can picture him having sex with her, but like, there's something about Kylie that's so sexual and so like,

she just like leads with sex that I can't see him having sex. Like, I can't see him behind. Like, I can't picture it. But I feel like people are kind of like, I think it's PR. Yeah. But I also think, like, I was gonna say Kylie's like a sex symbol. He's a dude. Like, who is he to be like, no, I'm not gonna fuck Kylie Jenner.

Like, who? Right. What do you feel like, no, he would never, I think he would. No, I think he would. I think I would. I think any guy would. For the story, I'm fucking Kylie Jenner. Yeah. Whenever, whenever guys say like, oh the story, I'm fucking Kylie Jenner.

Yeah. Whenever guys say, oh, look, I don't like the Kardashians, I don't think they're pretty or whatever. Like in my head, I'm like, but you would have sex with them if they wanted sex with you. That's like when we say we wouldn't hook up with Harry Styles, it's like. But I would. If I was alone in a room with him, what are we doing? Right. Like if he said, hey, page to Sorba, do you want to have sex with me?

I'd say, yeah. But I thought like, yeah. Okay. But I thought like, actively seeking it out. Yeah. Exactly. Did you hear about Kanye? And getting sued.

With his school? Yeah. So I didn't know he had a school. I knew he had a school because it was like on one of the seasons where he was like fighting with his friend that was like running the school. So I knew they had a school,

but I didn't know it was like still going and it was like a proper, like people were going there for their education. And who's doing them a teacher, a teacher's doing him, right? I think someone from the inside was like, look, someone needs to speak up. Apparently the kids can only have sushi. Which honestly, sounds kind of lovely. It's better than a zump. You know, like it's...

I'm just eating the sushi for the week. I'm only a sushi. I mean mercury poisoning is a thing. And then I guess... But imagine being like seven years old and getting to lunch. You'd be like, what the fuck? No, but then there's also like no structure. I think he's kind of starting a little cult. No, I actually am very surprised he hasn't started a cult because when he started his like Kanye Sunday service, I was like, they're about to start a church. Like they are about to be the new Scientology or like... But they do own a church. Chris owns a church. She does?

Yes, that's where like all their taxes go to. Or like a... Are you sure? That was a big accusation. It was, but look it up. Kris Jenner is involved with the church. That's crazy. I think it's all going to come falling down for them soon. Yeah, it feels like something is brewing.

Also, we haven't really even talked about Kanye's married. Like, Kanye has a wife Like who is Christianer is a co-founder of California Community Church formerly known as life change church Bitch I'm onto something That is so crazy. I smell the stuff out. I'm good with cult stuff. They're gonna they're starting But they're definitely getting such a fucking tax break. I know, should we? Should we use to it? Is Giggly's got a church? What is a church? It's like the

finding drag. How much is drag? What is church versus... Yeah. I mean, this is my religion. Mine too. Anything else with front page news? Did you see Olivia Colbo got engaged? I thought she's been, I thought she's always getting, how long do I feel like she's getting engaged for me? They've been together for a while. She got engaged to Christian McCaffrey. She used to be with the football guy. Yeah, but she did not, what was this name again? Edelman.

Edelman. And then she also used to be with Joe Jonas. No, Nick Jonas. She started with Nick Jonas. Nick Jonas. I actually remember when her and Nick Jonas broke up because she was on the today show, and she looked so sad, and I'll never forget it.

And I remember feeling like, oh my God, that's so sad. She has to be on national television, and they're like, so what about the breakup? Like I remember feeling bad for her. So I'm very happy that she. That's awesome. She also has like sisters, they have a little TV show. I've never watched their TV show,

but I heard it's not bad because the one sister, listen to the story. So her older sister, Aurora, who has, I think, two kids, very cool name. Stunning, beautiful, got married. She said to her husband, once a year, I will give you a hall pass. Crazy. And so that was their set up.

But she get a hall pass? I don't think she took one. No, but she told him like, okay, she's gonna use that in an argument for sure. Why is it there? You get a hall pass. She's like, seven hall passes and I haven't done shit and you're still not gonna get the dishes? Well, what ended up happening was he ended up having an affair with like the girl that he

had a hall pass with. He ended up starting a relationship. What did you think was going to happen? To be totally honest. If you go and shop in every year, eventually you're going to buy something. I think this all started to come out right. I don't know if it came out on the show where it was really all surfacing when the show was ending. Then there are other sister Sophia also gorgeous single was dating a

Professional baseball player he broke up with her and allegedly is now with Alex Earl and Like broke up with Sophia and then like immediately was spotted like two nights in real with Alex Earl Wow, so they should have a reality show. I feel like that's awesome And they seem like they get a lot. I mean, I guess they're trying to be like the next kind of Kardashians Yeah, and it does seem like they are yeah, like they get along they're very close and they are like very successful I would watch it. What a great segue. I have stuff people need to watch Okay, if you want the most fun lighthearted put it on enjoy show Well, mania I watched it on, enjoy a show, well-mania.

I watched it. So cute. So cute. I love her. She's a star. Well, she's in another show that I watch a lot of. Australian. Yeah, Australian and British TV.

That is actually so proof of you. Like, so high brow. Well, because they're Australian and British humor is so much. I honestly think so much better because it's so sarcastic So dirty, right? Rache is brash award. Yes. Yeah, yeah in Australia. Yeah. So I recognize They're trying to make me laugh. So yeah, wasn't she like because people know we're on Instagram Celeste Barbara is the girl who like recreates hot model stuff. Yeah.

Oh, that's her. She's like 10 million followers. Oh my God, I didn't put that together. Okay, she recreates hot models doing stuff that if a normal girl did it, it wouldn't be hot, but just because the girl's hot, it looks, anyway, it's hilarious. But that doesn't make a career.

Right. I actually saw her in Montreal. Is she a comedian? She's a comedian. Oh, okay. I think she was an actress first. And I saw her, Jay, I found out I remember she's the one person I was like, that's I like her. And so I was like, go talk to her and I was like, no, because I don't do that. I would say something stupid. I could never. I forget how to use my hands. So she's amazing on it. Because sometimes people get stuff because they were popular on Instagram the next thing You know, you're like oh you don't know how to act yeah, she's incredible and it's a good

Like it's different like I've never watched a show It's about what it was the story you're kind of like okay, like I'm in it like whatever Wait, I also saw something on tic-tac and my conspiracy hole that they were saying that Tray songs soon something's gonna come out about him that he's way worse than our Kelly could have ever even thought of being. Neighbors, no, my name. I love Tray songs. Yeah, and I was like, I haven't heard about him in a while,

I feel like. Well, I don't go to karaoke anymore because I only sang Remix Ignition. Now I have nothing in my repertoire But Arkali the third Documentary came out were basically the first and second documentary helped like bring awareness to this because no one was Believing these women because everyone's like protect this man. Yeah, and now it's out and the third one is them talking about all the Court proceedings and what all it was like putting these girls up and all that stuff so that's really interesting.

There's a documentary about Louis Capaldi. Who the heck is that? He's the guy that sings. And the day breathes, and tonight fall. I don't know how to hear. I think I got it. You know. You see a red hair?

Yeah, and he's Scottish. Okay. He's so likeable, so fun, very boring documentary. Got it. But he does have to write something It was great that he raised awareness for that woman king I watched woman king Who's that about viola Davis plays It's incredible in Africa. There was this

Wait, have you ever heard about how viola Davis talks about her husband how she manifested the fuck out of him? No I think she did an interview. I want to say it was Oprah. That was interviewing her actually I heard about how Viola Davis talks about her husband, how she manifested the fuck out of him. No. I think she did an interview. I want to say it was Oprah that was interviewing her, actually. And they were, because she got married a little later in life. And they were like, how did you find your husband? And she was like, I basically created him.

She was like, I wrote down everything that I wanted my husband to have, like qualities that I wanted. My husband to have qualities that I wanted. Like, very specific things and she just wrote them down. She was like, and I just prayed about it and looked at this list. And she was like, and then I met him and was like, oh my god. Is that crazy? Are you trying to say that your list wasn't crazy when you made it? You said it actually not me.

Um, and she just won like the egot. She's a fucking amazing viola Davis. She's incredible, but it's this true story of this tribe who the women were trained to be the warriors. Okay. And they were like the most badass woman ever. And it's incredible. I highly recommend it.

Finally, pretty baby came out. I watched. What do you think? I found it to be interesting because there were just so many things that she had to deal with that like if that happened now would have never happened. Yes. Like a perfect example is like them giving her mom so much shit for that first movie she did,

but like praised the director. Yeah. It's just kind of crazy. But basically, yes, she was in movies as a kid, Blue Lagoon, all underage where she just was sexualized, nudity scenes, and it was like for the art, but like looking back, you're like, oh, that was fucked up

It felt a little incomplete to me. Yeah We're like I feel like it was a little money grab where they were like can you talk about stuff? And she was like yeah, and then I'm because there were certain things she like wouldn't talk about like she didn't want to say Certain things really ten years they skipped yeah Full ten years skips. I didn't watch the ending like I ended up turning it off because I Don't like see I didn't realize that she was famous from like straight up birth like she was like a model and everything and then She had never really like acted and they were like you're in this it is hard to like Complain the whole time that you were so pretty. Yeah, like there where I was like okay, bitch like we got it. I'm pretty like you know what I mean?

Yes, where she was like and then I just like gotten to Princeton and like let's be honest She was clearly homeschooled right like how did you get into and she was like I was so surprised when I got into Princeton Like it was yeah time where like let's be a little like Self-aware right what she had to deal with insane, and then she was dealing with her alcoholic mom through Andrea Agassi under the bus. Wait, I miss that part. She dates Andrea Agassi. Okay.

Who famously, when they met, he and got married, he could not win a tennis match until he divorced her and married Steffi Graff, who was a tennis star, and then his career got better. Wait, you actually told me to story over the summer. Yep. Cause she manifested him marrying Steffi Graff, better. Wait, you actually told me to story over the summer. Yep. Because she, she manifested him marrying Steffi Graf, because she had a photo of Steffi Graf on her

fridge saying I want to have legs like Steffi Graf. Oh my god, imagine having a photo on your refrigerator of like your husband's future wife? No. She manifested wrong. Would you have all done? We've all done all that we've all been there You're like this girl so cool Anyway, so she goes I went from one controlling person my mom To another controlling person Andre Agassi and they said at her wedding like she went into his private Jess Jet and it was like all his friends and out of her friends And then she said she went on friends and did this scene where she kind of like licks joeys fingers like a comedy thing. Okay.

And then I'll enjoy some bosses mine and broke all of his trophies. Now my thing is PR-wise, that's where you can go. You know, our career is me being an actress. There was some jealous scene. It was really hard for us. But her being telling that story and being like, he broke every trip. Like it makes him look like crazy. Did he cheat on her?

No. No. They just got divorced and then he... We got divorced and then he started winning again. Maybe they weren't good together, but she basically was... She didn't put him in the best of light, but she wouldn't say it was abusive. She just told these crazy stories. She's just like, he's the worst.

But he's fine. But like, we love him. But like, he broke all of his trophies because I like Joey's food. Honestly, that's how I talk about ex-boyfriends that were awful I'm like he was the worst, but like it's fine like you don't have to be mad at him But like he was awful. I love talking to a girl because she was like how was it and I'll be like good And then like 10 minutes in I'm like I'm Like so it wasn't good yeah, and that documentary, I don't feel like they hyped it at all.

So the director was the same director for the Taylor Swift documentary, Lana Wilson, who's amazing. What do you think about Taylor Swift being single? Huh. I never saw her with Joe. I don't like blonde on blonde. I don't... ...either. Statically, I don't see it. It's too blonde.

Too much blonde. But she is a great example of like, she is quite possibly one of the most famous people in the world, never once did you see a picture with her and her boyfriend. Not one time in like the seven years that they dated. So like everyone is a PR stunt. 100%.

Like I'm so sick of people acting like, oh my god, Paparazzi was just was there. You called them. Like I do have to say that she lives this crazy life and people thought he was the one. Like I thought they were getting married. Six years is a long, fucking time. Long time.

Like you wonder how long in those six years was she starting to be like, oh this isn't right for me. We don't know why it ended, but like six is a weird year. Well we'll definitely hear about that. Like three? That's perfect. Three you're like, okay, we tried.

You're right, you're out. We tried our hardest. We gave it our all. This has been three years. It's not getting better. Yeah. But six, you fucking. You're in it.

You were like, this is it. I would love to know why they broke up, but I feel like she'll write a whole album about it. She'll get the whole story. The music is gonna slap. Yep. I'm excited for that. But also, people change.

I think I see you get older, and in your own ways, like every six years I'm a different person. Agreed. So it's like either people grow with you or they don't. And I told, when people get married at like 22, I kind of get like you've become the same person. You've grown into the same human.

Yeah. But like I'm a does, he was his own person. I'm my own person. Yeah. And we got lucky that we met at that time. Yes So I think I'm all about Her meeting someone new and excited for her. We love a breakup. I would love to see her and slaying a bopping around oh But we don't know about sling and zane. We're not obsessed with it

I'm not obsessed with that. Well, I we her on such a pedestal, it's like Zane. Really? I also feel like wasn't she friends with Gigi? Is like that weird? Is she still friends with Gigi? Like, is it true that Zane like pushed you along? Like what's going on? Yeah.

Zane's the father of Gigi's baby. That is still weird to me. Oh my God. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, because we've never ever seen them together no which is good we need some privacy the Gigi's mom yeah but being a mom was like really cool remember like two months ago all the young girlies wanted to have a kid as an accessory I mean even me I stole my I stole lowest walked around town. People were like, oh my okay, where'd you get it?

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