Giggly Squad - Giggling about veneers, the fbi, and standing on business

Episode Date: September 2, 2025

Paige's docket is full this week and Hannah thinks we're qualified to give business advice.watch our youtube seriesget our bookorder giggly merch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our homes are ready for any kind of cuts and scrapes. We have bandages, sprays, gels to quickly self-treat these things. But we often ignore gum bleeding and inflammation. We brush it off, literally. The truth is, those can be early signs of gum disease and our gums deserve care too. Use Colgate periogard to significantly reduce gum bleeding and inflammation. It helps fight bacteria that can cause early gum disease and improves gum health with daily use. So the next time your gums feel sensitive, don't ignore it.

Help take care of it like you do anything else. Colgate Perry O'Guard, healthy gums, confident smile. What's up, gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, my gobstopper gigglers?

That was a DM. someone recommended it it was really good um okay i feel like i'm getting ready for like my first day of school wait so do i i at 32 years old every august i still have to remind myself that i'm not going back to school yeah i get like really stressed i think i triggered everyone because i on my story i was like send us business questions for us to talk about on giggly squad and someone was like please don't talk about worker business giggly squads are safe space wait wait a minute you asked the giggly squad instagram to send us business questions i don't know what was coming over me get the gall okay the gall was that i was like summer's over it's time to stand up business let's talk about business

and then all the questions were like how do you um get a 1099 i'm like i don't know bitch i don't know anything about business wait that is like such a funny just internet thing it's like you ask someone something they answer and it's like how dare you know the gigglers make me laugh so hard but i golf today you golf today and how was that when i'm not standing on business i'm a retired old man get you a girl who can do both it was traumatizing i don't like golfing it takes too long i always get convinced they convinced me to do 18 holes which by the way how many hours is that over three hours oh that's not bad yes it is we are that tic-tac right now how much of this costs 300 dollars oh that's not bad over three hours i thought you were going to say like eight i was like reborn again i was like

because you play and you take a break at nine you play more you get to get there to practice then we had dinner after the whole day's gone the whole day's gone yeah and i quit two holes because i know myself and i said if i'm i'm going to respectfully remove myself from this hole because i have boundaries now young husbands go golfing all the time yes and old husbands i always forget that like when we are doing virtual we're still clipping it and i look as heinous as i could possibly look whenever It's almost like I'm having a competition with myself To look worse and worse every time we do virtual I can't wait

That's our back to school Like getting back in the studio every Monday Yes we're back in the studio I do have to say side note We got clipped by the US Open And it was like us laughing And I feel like there was a comment Which I shouldn't have looked at

But they were like Oh my God like these girls performing for the camera That was some big brother shit No I've actually livid Because I'm like Why didn't you guys tell us it wasn't my good side so that I could have looked like done something she demure or like put my sunglasses like I was like wait guys hello hello we were literally

gagging about something which is fine and was like you have to not look at the no I know but sometimes it's funny I'm just like where did you even get that someone commented and was like page just told her to just laugh so like obviously they knew and I'm like I probably said a joke and Hannah wasn't laughing and I was like laugh at that but what I'm saying is when these podcasts get cut up into clips it feels like that and then I'm like oh wait that's grace's job yeah but it feels like someone just took footage of us and threw it online no grace sent a clip the other day and I go I can't even look at myself we can't think we but the great you look beautiful thank you you're perfect on the inside and the outside yeah it's not about how we look

it's how we make people feel that's so true that's why i tell myself every morning speaking of people that are making me feel good recently have you seen anything on the cardy b trial yes and i've not even been online that much she first of all looks incredible second of all is doing that's my late night show no my show is on my show i'm sat i'm quiet i'm getting a snack to watch the clips like I like I asked her like about her hair because she changed her wig and he didn't know it was a wig and then she loved it because she was like no my wig is really good you can't even tell but like why are they talking about this on trial I'm so embarrassed for that lawyer like I keep getting like tingles every time he speaks do you know like the what happened

okay for anyone who doesn't know Cardi B is getting sued for 24 million dollars by a security guard so long story short she is at a doctor's office specifically an OBGYN because she was like single I'm no idea if she was single because she was pregnant but it was early on I think she was only like 12 weeks whatever so she's coming out of the doctor's office and there's a security guard there and she hears the security guard say oh my god that's Cardi B. Then the security guard starts following her and Cardi B can feel that she's filming her. So Cardi B is like, can you please not film me? Like, aren't you a security guard? Like, what are you doing? And the security guards like basically, I can do whatever I want.

They start yelling at each other. The receptionist hears it. She comes out. She testifies that she's like trying to pull, like get in the middle of them, but she's facing the security guard being like, what are you doing? Like you are at work. Then the doctor here, is it the doctor comes out he's saying like can you guys stop they both testify that cardy b did not hit this girl and this girl was suing her for 24 million saying that she hit her in the face well oh yeah and also apparently the security guard was like you have to leave and it's like illegal to not listen to the security guard but cardi b was like what have i done yeah and she was like obviously she knew i was a patient i was at a doctor's office yeah and she wasn't treating her like a patient she was treating her like a patient

she was treating her like she was a celebrity was like obviously i didn't like try and hit this girl i was pregnant like and she was i mean the funniest lips was like she was bigger than me and she's like did i think about it yes did i weigh the pros and cons yes am i a woman in stem and i literally was like this is logistically physically and physics not going to work the guy was like the lawyer was like did you call her fat and she was like no i didn't call her fat i called her a bitch it's just no but it's so scary like it's anyone can say anything about you and everyone thinks it's true and cardi b had to go to the lengths of sitting in a courtroom you can tell that the judge and everyone is just like how did this even make it this far get here and it's the difference is people that have

nothing to lose and people that have something to lose well cardi b also i think famously was like one of the first to sue one of these, like, vlogs. Mm-hmm. I think she called her a prostitute or something. Cardi B sued the girl. Good. But some people need to be held accountable. You can't just say random shit.

No. There was like an influencer on TikTok that was like, oh, I went to a concert and a girl came up to me and said, oh, I'm going to go on TikTok and say you pushed me. And she went on TikTok and said this girl pushed her. Like, people are so insane. It's so scary. Well, we're also at a time. called the they're calling it the attention economy where people just want attention and when they

accuse people of things you can get a short amount of attention but um it's not good karma if it's so funny because this is the summer i literally minded my own business it's none of our business no it's none of our business tour we've been steady minding our own business you know why i posted that into story It's because I was thinking about September is a muck. Was that the right word? I don't know. I don't know. I like it.

I mean, it absolutely could be. And I just thought about you have Daphne thriving. I'm about to go on my stand-up tour. Yeah. It's summer break is over. School is starting. Yeah. Get your plaid skirts ready.

Get your plaid skirts ready. Wait. Yeah. Speaking of school. Did you watch the documentary? on net page i watched it last night with des who never watches documentaries with me but even he got hooked to this we can't give it away no but when i tell you i got agita through my whole body it's called unknown number it's on netflix it is one of the most fucked up things most fucked up things i i literally have

more questions at the end of it than i did when it started like i'm so So basically there was this girl, this young couple, they were literally 12. It was from 12 to 14. They were dating and they were getting these awful harassment text messages. I mean, like 40 a day for two years. And mind you, this is in Beale, Michigan, which is apparently, apparently extremely small town. In the beginning, they're just like, we have nothing to do. Like, our idea of like an activity is just walking through the town that has like two bars.

It said they had like 60 kids in each class. 60 kids in each class and the whole school is pre-school through, you know, senior year. Yeah. So they start getting text messages from a random number that's horrifying and they're trying to figure out through the documentary because over two years and tell me if you didn't feel this like, I mean it's cyberbullying but like every day seeing horrible things about yourself. Yeah. And this girl is like goes from being this happy, successful athletic person to the

this, like, insecure, quit her basketball team from this one person sending her messages. And they get to the bottom of who sent it. And it's unreal. They had to get the FBI involved. They had to get the FBI involved. It was a man. So I was first, like, if you guys just got one woman involved from the beginning, she would have found out who sent the text immediately.

I feel like, why isn't the FBI getting involved in more things? Period. like I need as president I would I would give every area their own FBI like the FBI needs to be more readily accessible to me I feel like yeah like I don't know what the FBI's number is no one told me but I know my taxes are going there you like why can't I put in a request to the FBI for something oh yeah like customer service yeah what's something you would want the FBI to solve for you right now well right now i don't have anything but who knows but but who knows i want to have the option yeah yeah i do think it's weird to have like these grown men talking about trying to find who texted who and what girl group i'm like let a woman handle this he's like i think it was these girls but i'm like bro wait another thing that's really scary is that like you can get your phone dumped. Like, the government can take your phone, dump it, take everything out of it,

and pretty much know everything you've ever done and ever said. And you, a website you've ever go. They're like, oh, 2020 was a dark time for you. Isn't that so crazy to think about? Well, it's crazy because also if someone sues you, all that shit is out in the open. Yeah. We're stressing everyone out right now. Everyone's stressed. They're like, I'm just trying to listen to Giggly Squad to relax. But I think we should go into a couple questions about standing on business to see if we can help. Oh, so we are legitimately. This is still a bit we're doing. Got it. Welcome to Tim Robbins. Also, you know what's happening? I'm wearing headphones today. So I feel like a male podcaster. Okay. Yeah. Okay. But this is the kind of questions I got. How do you guys prioritize sleep?

Great question. If you believe it, you can do it. You guys, anything can be a priority if you prioritize it. Okay, I don't feel like I prioritize sleep. I just feel like when it is time to go to bed, where are you? When your body shuts down, it shuts down. It's none of my business. Where I sleep and why.

I'm just like, what do you mean? You're not prioritizing it. Are you home when it's like 10, 30, 11 p.m. Get in the bed. What are you doing? Is there a wall to lean on? Is there a moving vehicle? Because if there is, I'm asleep.

I have a question for you. Were you the kind of girl? Okay, there's two types of people. Wait, this is a great question. This is a great question. Are you the kind of girl that's like, I'll stay up late and get it done? Or are you the kind of girl that's, I'll go to sleep now, I'll wake up early, and I'll do it. Great question.

I'm staying up late and getting it done. Because someone told me, even if you feel like your brain isn't work, if you try to memorize stuff late at night in the morning like during sleep it'll kind of process it I've never woken up in the morning to do something and like done it well have I written some crazy shit in essays and woke up the next morning and been like that's not english I've never woken up early to do get any no I've woken up early because I've been forced to but am I proud of who I am in that moment no have I done anything positive for the world no I rather stay up at till 4 a.m.

There was nothing more fun. I don't know, because you didn't really go to college. No, I'm just kidding. No, but like you, did you study in libraries ever? Sometimes. Like, yeah, like in between classes, but I was not like a lost and it was the library. One time I was like, where's the water fountain in here? So it would be like a Sunday and we'd like get back from tennis and I'd be like I have a huge

test tomorrow and me and Becca would go and buy a ton of snack. and a bunch of energy drinks and we'd get a good seat in the library and then you just go for hours and try not to talk and distract each other but we would the whole time but that was like fun and then it would be like 1 a.m and I'd be like oh my god I didn't do anything yet and she'd be like me neither and be like hey and then yeah okay yeah I never had that experience that's very college to just like I still have dreams being like okay I have to find a spot at the library because I have so much to memorize or like i have to write an essay everyone shut the fuck up um which side note i'm so happy at the u.s open there was a moment we're watching cocoa goff where page and her buddy

you know they were getting very chatty and i respect women in the arts so i said i respect this however i'm going to sit in front of you guys because i actually want to focus on this match but i don't want to be like like no you're making this sound so much more cordial than what it wasn't the moment. Okay. And don't say my buddy, as if you've never met my friend. I brought my friend Alexa to the U.S. Open. It was Alexa, me, then Hannah. You and Alexa had different idea of a fun time at the open. Alexa kept asking me where to get chicken fingers. I said, this is the Emirates sweet, babe. This is the emirate suite. Have some respect. No, Alexis, chatty Kathy. I said there's some roasted chicken with some frisay on it.

She's chatty. We hadn't seen each other in a while. I had a lot to catch up on. My ear was full. Love Alexa. But I came back and I was like, wait, I don't have to sit with these bitches. So I said. Hannah literally was like, oh, I'm going to the bathroom.

She comes back to the seats. I watch her go one row down below us. And she goes, like with empty seats as if, and then she pretended as if, oh, how did I get down here? You know what? I just, no, I was like locked. locked into this match and this is the thing about watching matches i like to watch the entire thing because you see the moods of the players you see like the momentum switches like there's so much to watch and look i wanted that moment but then the girls who were sitting there come in and they were

like you have to move then i found myself in an interesting position so i was wearing a short dress and i was in the corner so then she had to come back up to us like a awkwardly hop up sad puppy tail between my legs and thank God they didn't get a video of me getting kicked out of my seat they just got us giggling um no it was really fun time though but there were multiple times where even i turned to alexa and said this is the u.s open i'm in focus mode you're a serious watcher this is this is my art so anyway um that's how we prioritize is the u s open over now no there's a whole no another week of it oh my god you well you'll be getting to getting no sleep no sleep till the US open is over okay what's the next question um this is actually

more fun than I thought I'm sorry for shitting on it because at the end of the day we love talking about ourselves so it doesn't matter what the questions are about how this is fun how do you decide which feedback to listen to and what not to listen to were you listening yeah how how do you decide what feedback to listen to and what feedback to not listen to? I feel like that's all a gut reaction. I feel like it also gets to a point when I was younger, like I listened to anyone older than me. But then you get to a point as you get older where I'm like, I'm not getting advice from people who haven't done what I'm trying to do.

Yeah, I think it's people that you, ultimately, I listen to people that I would want to, If I had to trade lives with them, would I be okay with it? Ooh. And then that's who I would listen to. Or like, do they have something that I'm trying to achieve, then I would listen to them. But also I would argue, I've definitely talked to people before that have done things that I'm trying to achieve and it gave me advice. But you can't always listen to people who don't know who you are. Yeah.

Because sometimes they'll give you advice for someone who's like them when you're different. So I also take advice from people who know me to my core. because even if they haven't accomplished things I want like they know who I am and they could give me advice based on how they know I react to things and like how I perform best it's kind of like how some coaches they never won the US Open but they're really good coaches because they understand people I like to take everything with a grain of salt yes also I don't I'm I feel like people's feedback is not always your business wait and also at the same time I don't listen to anyone no let's say that okay let's let's be 100% be honest we've never listened to anyone ever um if

we listen to people we never be here i i listen politely to things i like i like feedback in terms of like i'll take i think it's important and this is like business and personal i think it's important to have a three person roster that you can that if you think you're making like the wrong decision or something's happened to you and you need advice that you can go to three different people that you admire that know you that you have a like a close relationship with run it by them and like then that's how I would that's how I I do think too many cooks do spoil the broth okay you're really combative today and what are these goddamn analogies I agree I agree with you I know sorry you also just made that up too many cooks spoiled the broth I've never made a broth in my life I've never made a broth you're right

no no but I agree with you but I have done definitely done things where I start asking everyone. And I think what you learn is if you have to ask everyone, you already know the answer. Wait, broth just made me think of it. Have you ever had bone broth? I knew you were going to say that. Because it's trending. Is it trending? It was trending for sure. There were like a lot of bone broth businesses. But so was bulletproof coffee. Okay, well listen to this. Where's that? Where's Froyo? I don't even know where is all the froyo? Wait, where are all the 16 handles? No, like, rest in peace. So I woke up this morning and decided I need to leave the city as soon as possible for a getaway.

And I immediately pulled up Airbnb and found a lot of great options. The best part is I don't even have to talk to anyone on the phone. I can just book my stay online and I don't have to search a bunch of websites to find the perfect place. It's all on Airbnb. Chaos. Love it. I usually book months in advance, but you do you. I saw one in the eastern townships, which I didn't even know existed until Google told me, but it looks like the perfect spot for a weekend getaway. Guest's favorite spot, obviously. The most loved homes reviewed by previous guests, so picking the perfect place is actually easy. Big deck, barbecue surrounded by trees, you know we need some nature.

There's local trails to bike and cute cafes. Honestly, everything is easier with Airbnb. There's no check-in, so all you have to do is arrive and relax. Exactly. If you're feeling spontaneous this summer, search kids. guest favorites on Airbnb and go. You won't regret it. If you're moving in or moving out or just want to refresh your living space, then you have to try Cozy. Cozy's furniture collection are designed to work within your space.

They're practical, comfortable, and make it easy to find your perfect fit. Their covers are washable and interchangeable, which means you get endless color combinations without worrying about spills. And their shipping is so fast. Cozy makes furnishing your home easy. It's designed to keep up with you. You can reconfigure, redesign, and reimagine your entire space with all of Cozy's products. From sofa beds to washable rugs, modular shelving to outdoor lounging, Cozy has everything you need. Life is just more exciting when you can rearrange your furniture at the drop of a hat.

So transform your living space today with Cozy.C.C.A. That's C-O-Z-E-Y.C-A, the home of possibilities made easy. You can find inspiration anywhere on an open stretch of highway, over unexplored terrain, or in your very own garage. With redefined styling, intuitive technology, and visceral power, the Rangerover Sport sets a new standard for performance in SUVs. Discover what's possible when you drive your desires. Build yours today at Rangerover.ca. I watched the Brooks Nader and her sister's show Love by Nader. You've been waiting for this.

I've been waiting for this show. What is your initial reaction? My initial reaction was, oh my God, I can't believe they're showing this. Oh my God, I can't believe they're being this. I feel like everyone has been complaining recently. We're never going to have early 2000s reality TV. Love Thy Nader is the closest thing we're getting to it. You've been saying this since day one.

In your gut, you felt it. In my gut, I said I think the Brooks Nader show is going to pop the effort. off and the beginning the first like it's I think it was like eight episodes I watched the whole thing in a weekend the first four episodes were all very much getting to know them and about her and gleb and like the fall of their relationship but the last four episodes were all about brooks and her relationship with ozumpec and I thought it was very interesting like how open she was and like serious and how all the girls said that they had been on it how Brooks has been on it for two years how they know more people on it than not and it was just so eye-opening because I feel like

we hear about it a lot and like I mean there are times where I'm just like oh my god like how is everyone getting it it's like this is this is like really stressful it's a lot of pressure and so like for them to be talking about it and be supermodels and like pixie sticks it's it's it was just really crazy and I couldn't believe that they were showing it well I love the transparency yeah it was extremely transparent yeah those they all have amazing hair I mean it really hair it's funny that's how the Kardashians started with like the great hair speaking of Kardashians and you know how I feel about Kimberly noelle nothing could ever make me hate her I am sorry to say that I agree with the criticism online of people

saying that she let's dress north dress a little inappropriate for a 12 year old is that what's going on she wore a corset she wore this like corset and miniskirt and she had like dyed bright like i think it was like blue and purple hair and like her boobs were like pushed up and she had like big like platform like combat boots on well you went to catholic school see that's just a normal day in public school yeah but 12 prete we're talking preteen i i feel like the bigger issue is that they're so famous that when her daughter wears an outfit it's posted everywhere yeah which like i don't even know how to wrap my head around like it's scary i know i actually even feel icky that i'm even talking about a 12 year old's outfit yeah i mean self awareness self awareness um

one more thing about feedback which i just realized yeah there's something too where like you get social media you get some followers and people start being like like you're too nice to you like people stop being real with you like i feel like something happened where i told des i was like oh this happened but everyone said they liked it and does was like yeah because they sucked up to you and i was like oh like you have like yes people there's like yes people can happen in your life yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i get mad at that like i want everyone to be so real with me like i don't know if anyone italian couldn't have that no yeah i've there's no in new york it's not a lot I feel like in L.A.

I think in the Northeast, if you don't have at least three of your closest confidants telling you the moment you fuck up, you don't live in the Northeast. A hundred percent. So anyway, thank you guys for keeping it real with me from day one. Keep me humble. And you know who's my biggest thought? My husband. Call me out every day. My mom, call me out every day.

You on my shit. So take your back. I forgot we were doing business questions. Yeah, we're in. Sorry. I'm trying to stand on business. Mm-hmm. How do you decide what to take on versus outsource?

Ooh. Well, like, outsourcing, first of all, outsourcing is a privilege. I do have to say that Wiggly Squad, even though it's still pretty bare bones. I feel like we really only outsource admin. We only outsource admin. But, like, we started, like, I was editing the pod the whole time. Page was literally, like, managing all the merch stuff and emails. do you remember we got in a fight because both of us weren't responding to any of the customer

service emails almost six years ago i think that's what happens we realized that neither of us wanted to respond to customer service emails yeah and then we were like i can't do like i can't do computer stuff no so it's being honest too about like like everyone we're a team so anything that we can't do find someone who does it better i want to be surrounded by people who are smarter than me I want to be surrounded by people who enjoy what they're doing. So it's like if you don't enjoy something, I don't want to make you do it. I also feel like we're very much best idea wins people. Like we're not.

For sure. And I feel like that also comes with like being women in business. We're a lot more collaborative. And like I don't think I go anywhere and I'm the boss of people and anyone's scared of me or like scared to tell me an idea that it's like I'm like it's probably better like I need to hear them all like you know well if you have to like empower people who are working with you to make them feel like they will be heard and I think it's because we have had shitty bosses at least I have where I know how it feels like to feel like you can't speak up or that like anything you say can and will be used against you yeah wait I'm

really jealous of Amy polar right now what is she doing she had judge Judy on her pod is it out yet or it comes out or I think I don't know if it comes out yet but I saw the photo and I was like that is that is incredible guest I want to get yelled at by judge Judy I just want I wish judge Judy had a show that was like queer eye for the straight guy like that vibe where like she got a download on your life and like the five things you're grappling with and she just kind of came in and was like no no no change this figure it out I'm obsessed with older women who were exasperated origin of the word i couldn't tell if you disagreed i didn't know what was happening your brain froze stop exasperated like like they're over it like older women who are just

like had enough of everyone's shit what is exuberant exuberant is like a lot okay yep okay and you guys this is a business pod we're learning words okay okay okay and this is a business pod we're learning words And back to school. So, like, you have to spell them on Friday. Back to school with giggly squad. Oh, this is really funny. Are you guys this way in meetings or did the giggles turn off? Great question.

I don't think the giggles have ever turned off. I don't think we've ever messed up a meeting because we've been ourselves. Um, well. Well, there's definitely times we're like we're bombing but killing with each other. because other people are in like nine to fives and they don't want to be there and we're like how you doing and they're like okay let's get to the point well we're creatives everyone we're talking to like on zooms or in meetings is the majority of them are our age so like we don't go to any stuffy meetings to begin with anyway well and then if someone's a giggler i'm like okay let's

turn it on page let's give them the experience then it's then it's literally just giggly squad live We're like, okay, next slide. No, once there was a big meeting with someone who worked at an agency, there was like 20 people. And one of the guys I knew who was like flaming gay and we used to party with. And I made a joke like, oh yeah, me and him used to hook up. Which I guess there were levels to that joke. And I guess it wasn't appropriate from an HR setting.

And let's just say it bombed. And then I had to like backtrack and be like, by the way, we haven't hooked up. And then I'm like, I'm not going about to out him right now. Next thing you know. It didn't go well. But it makes you know you're muted indefinitely. My favorite thing to do is like get on a Zoom kind of late and be like, oh my God, I can't figure out my house zone works and then complain about Zoom. No, that's me on Google Meets.

I'm just like, sorry. The other day I actually couldn't figure out my Google Meets and I left the meeting and I texted my assistant. And I was like, I literally just, I freaking hate it. Okay. Anyway. Final question. should you switch careers at 30 yeah yeah that's a perfect time to switch careers yeah i think it's the perfect time to switch careers yep 100 yes switch careers at 40 at 50 at 60 at switch it

switch it there's nothing in my early 30s that i'm like that i like actively regret but there are there are random things that at like 32 and about to turned 33 that I'm like, oh, I should have done that when I was 30, and I'd be so much more ahead now. Yeah, I feel like your 20s, you needed to figure some shit out. And a lot of people ask, like, how do I know what I want to do when there's so many options? I always say it's literally like Dory, finding Nemo, just keep swimming.

Marilyn Monroe said that. Like, literally just keep swimming. Keep moving. The worst thing you can do is stop. So, like, your 20s is, like, just moving around like a crazy, like a squirrel, like, chasing. Walnuts. Going down different paths. Not walnuts.

Chasing. What does squirrels eat? Just nuts. Nuts. Sorry, I didn't, I didn't want to offend the squirrel community. There actually is a squirrel community. Is there? No, there literally is.

I think there was like a squirrel, like a squirrel incident like a couple months ago. I'm not on TikTok. Like people were up and fucking arms. And I don't have the context or the background. So I'm actually. I'm not going to speak on it. I'm not speaking on it. I actually just got sued by a squirrel for $24 million.

I have a defamation. We, final thing about Cardi B, I just have to give respect to her glam team. They're killing it. No, they're killing it. Because if you're going to have to show up on camera, I don't care if it's a deposition or it's a red carpet,

you're serving looks. And it's just, I love that she's sitting there and she's just like, I look good. I'm clearly winning. Like you're not taking my money. Like now I'm just here for fun. And one thing about Cardi is like she can Kiki. Like you give her a microphone and she's going to be entertaining.

So I'm glad she's entertaining all of us and herself during this hard time. Yeah. Looks are great. I was in Mississippi last week. Oh yeah. I saw that on Instagram. We went for 24 hours. I went to Oxford, Mississippi.

And how was that? You did the TikTok, I told you to do. I did a TikTok. It was an adorable town. Yeah. And one thing about me, you know I'm going to find the good place to eat. It's something deep in my core. I love a diner. Yep. And I love the authentic places. I walked in and I looked at this menu. When I tell you, I thought I was in Europe. I couldn't read anything on the menu.

It was like, collar, casserole, butterfriad, steak, okra. I said, ma'am, because I'm in the same. myself ma'am what is this can you translate this for me you said i bet the chinese food here is terrible no but like i was so excited but everything was like a different um i was like is chicken fried steak chicken or steak how many times do we have to have this debacle yeah she's like it's steak that's fried like chicken and i go again doesn't make sense because it means it's fried like states i've had it one time it's pretty good i don't get i still don't get like the whole thing but but everything it had a lot of casseroles a lot of casseroles and i was so

excited they brought so much food it was like 12 bucks and it was the most food i've ever seen this is at 12 p.m. by the way like 12 30 i barely finish and she comes up to me and she goes Like at night? No. In the afternoon. In the afternoon. And she goes, do you want dessert? I was like, ma'am, it is 12, 15 p.m.

And I'm an eater. Yeah. I'm an eater. But this was another level. I'm not a sweets. No. Not in the middle of day. That's why like pancakes for the table, like, was never like about you.

No, it was about the overall energy. It was the overall energy and vibe that we, that I specifically needed. But like, it's like when you don't drink. but you're like shots for everyone thank you yeah you metaphorically threw the pancakes over your shoulder and you know i'll have a bite of a pancake i'm not a fucking alien right i'll have a sip i'm not taking the whole thing you freak yeah i don't have to chug it but um it was so cool this place i loved everyone um then she was like do you want sweet tea i literally had to announce like i'm from the north and we how sweet are we talking ma'am yeah is it Arizona tea sweet is it cocaine I'm going to

bash my head through a wall sweet wait what school were you at oh miss oh okay they said we're all miss they wear pearls to the football games and then they the sorority girls were like can you throw up throw up my like sorority signal and I was like girls I don't know what gang signs you're trying to get me to do on camera, but I'm feeling trapped and I'm feeling scared and I don't understand your guys's language. And they were like, just put your finger. And I was like, nope.

How they make hearts is I, I mean, they're double jointed. I don't speak your Mississippi sign language. And I don't want to get trapped in one of y'all's things. But it was cute because I go to these colleges, these kids, they keep me young. So I did the, as you said, to do Charlie X-E-X. Yeah. It was pretty funny because I was like,

do you think I want to do fucking boom, boom clap at a fucking college? No, it's so good. I love that sound. It was so good. So I had fun in Mississippi. I love him people are like, where's Paige? And I'm like, babe. She's not on tour right now.

Literally, I feel like I had the quietest summer. Like I had a list in my phone of like things I wanted to do, like places. I wanted to go out to dinner and like stories I wanted to go to and I looked at it the other day and I did two of the things out of like the 20 that I had and I was actually so happy because I was like I rested. I literally stayed in and rested. I love that you weren't chasing or forcing and you were within yourself. No. I didn't even know. No. I really here's the other thing. I feel like I this summer was like coming down. Yeah.

You know? I feel like you were in rehab from cortisol levels. No, seriously, I was regulating my nervous system this summer. And do we know what that means and are we doctors? No. No, but like truly I do feel like my cortisol levels were like lowering just like not filming TV. Yeah. It is fucked up, though.

I feel like it took me like a month to actually understand what relaxing was. And now it's about to go crazy. But I think it's good. We have to know what each side of life is like. And balance is the key. We are so similar in terms of like we're always in our heads. And like analyzing things. So we're so like mentally exhausted sometimes that I'm like,

you're fighting fights there are real fights happening do you know that me solter sound where she's talking about being in london she's like and sometimes you're just in a restaurant you find yourself wanting to be like get me out of i recently experienced like socially i feel like if you have more than one social event in that day like that's fucking crazy like i went to this like paddle tournament which was really fun then i went home and my mom was singing jazz which is really fucking cool but i was like we got two social events in one day obviously i went to support my mom next day hadn't drank at all was like i'm hungover i can't speak to anyone doing two social events a day like isn't normal

but then they expect you do like six Zoom meetings in a day. As someone who's about to go away for like a full wedding weekend and I actually don't think I go to as many weddings as some people I know. In my 32 years on this earth, I feel like I've thought about my wedding since I was like five years old and it has changed every year since then. Most recently my new thing in my head is you will, Don't catch me dead hosting a welcome party.

The thought of mixing and mingling. Two nights before, then knowing I have to socialize the next night, then knowing that the main social event is in three nights, I have to look good three nights in a row. That's actually not how my science works. But I think you let other people do it, be like, you all can congregate here if that's your journey, but I'm not coming for the meet and greet. talk amongst yourselves like I nope I imagine my welcome party just has a cardboard cut out of me it's like she wishes she could be here she really does the first time I see you on your wedding

weekend one is when you're walking down the aisle I want to be like a hundred percent there she and then no one's going to be able to know where you are where'd she go where'd she go she's in the limo she left and also at like in my future wedding you know when you're at a wedding and you're like oh my god like I really want to go but like who do I have to say bye to no one would ever have to feel bad not saying bye to me don't say bye to me actually scree on out of there get home I still get so much anxiety over like you sit down at the table who are you sitting next to right I don't know if it's like I'm an empath but like I cannot if I feel like someone's being left out like that's stressing me out no i'm definitely packing my beta blockers no i mean get a grip i wouldn't i wouldn't i'm

actually happy in the year 2025 you think i'm raw dogging weddings you got something wrong with you i don't think you're i think you've gone too far with the beta blockers i don't think you're supposed to use it as a social thing i thought it was for like performing which again let's be honest me at a at a bridal party i'm performing yeah are you kidding i'm have looks honey do you know what you know people in europe don't smile no do you know like in america we have to smile so much people in europe will just sit down and not smile and they'll be like look those stupid americans yeah goofy smiling everywhere and it's not that they're not happy they're just i feel like sometimes i come home and i'm like damn you've been forcing a smile i don't that

and that's why people think i mean people think i'm nice no people do which you are I am you but no one no one deserves being treated like that when people think you're nice people take advantage of you people are more willing to ask you things everyone asked me um directions which you might as well ask a fucker squirrel yeah people are are more like trusting of you yeah yeah which is why if I wanted to start a multi-level marketing scheme I could you could start a call I had a comment yeah that I felt to my cork. I have to admit something, you guys.

I haven't been wearing my Envisaline for months now. Yeah. And I didn't think anyone noticed until you got a comment that said, don't get veneers. Now that's a loaded comment. There's layers. That is a fucking layered cake. Basically, she's saying,

your teeth are wonky but not as wonky as it would look if you got veneers they make you pretty it's like when someone says to someone don't get a nose job and you're like do you think I was thinking

of getting a nose job someone recently commented on mine and said really good nose job and I took that as a compliment you know because I'm like if you think I got a nose job actually thank you because that means you think my nose looks, I think you're implying looks really good.

I would never defend, I would never want to defend some of these celebs. However, there's a lot of side-by-side photos that look like we've got work done. Yeah, 100%. Because it's like, even in one day, I could look like I got work done

from the angles, from the lighting. Well, think about just how different you look in the course of one month. Oh, if I'm in my ludial phase, Hello. Can I be honest? I don't know what Lodial phase is. I just love saying it. I've been saying everyone's like, yes. And I'm like, yes. It's like before or after. It's one. It's, it's, it's, it's in it. And that is so true. What did you, you wrote, you had a bunch of notes this week. Okay, my first one is, I think that me and you should make it like a point to go to Copenhagen Fashion Week next year. wait I would love that I just think we really should buckle down and try and go even if like we don't get in anywhere or they don't know who we are at all I don't care no I want to go and watch the girls walk down the street and like go to cute lunch spots with you we could go for like four days all I want to do is eat people watch thrift shop yeah I think we should plan on that next September can we bring back people watching I feel like this generation doesn't do

it because they're on their phones people watching isn't a hobby that's a real hobby there's actual people watching at the olympics there's a lack of tic-tok videos of people falling and people catching it on camera all we did in college was find some ice sit there have a drink watch people slip be like posted online bring back people watching um next on my docket the summer i turned pretty men's hair i'm speaking directly to the moms what's going on but they see with the kids male hair it looks like a mop recently and I'm from a mop on their head I'm from the early 2000s we did the little I'm from a gel flip I'm from a shaved side I'm from like maybe you have like a longer shaggier hair even the mushroom cut was quaffed this mullet looking

inverted penis hair oh it looks like balls it looks like pubes I on the head yeah i'm so sick of it and i don't know if this is just me being old being like the kids how do the kids wear their hair these days but they look bad they look bad they look yeah they look i told you they put effort into it they get permed they like get it lined up like it's a request i don't know who started it bryce hall i don't know who started it no he's like isn't he like 30 it's been i'm talking kids i'm talking like 17, 18, 19. I know, but I think it started as a trend

during COVID maybe where kids were like growing out their hair and it became like cool. Yeah. But it is like a reverse mullet. Yeah, it looks like balls. Okay, next in my docket. Sometimes I love commenting on people's TikToks, Instagrams.

I love being like, you look so cute, where is that outfit from, something funny, break up with your boyfriend, like all different things. I like to comment. sometimes I will write a comment and and like post it and then I'll be like oh my god does that sound like if you gave that a different inflection that could be she could have read it as like wow cute polka dots when I meant it so then sometimes I'll find myself in my bed

at like midnight rereading my comment aloud and I and I that's when I put I've I've had enough internet for the day. That's when you got yourself off. Visiting hours are over. She'll get it. I think when gigglers see our comments, they literally hear our voice. That's what I'm hoping. But some people, some people don't.

But not everyone gets how certain cast. Yeah, not everyone gets it. And it's funny because remember when we first started texting and everyone was like, people can't sense your tone, people can't sense your tone. But now that's all people do. no one talks so it's so no one knows anyone's tone and then the internet is just like yeah no one understands tones wait speaking of the internet being in an uproar and unpopular i think i have the unpopular opinion in it and i would never defend a man but also like i might say

something nice about them once in a while yeah even a blind squirrel finds a nut clock is right twice a day even a broken clock is right twice a day continue What is my sayings today? No, what is going on? You're hanging out with this for too many consecutive days. You're literally Mr. Rogers right now. Okay, so this girl post this TikTok video about how she forgot her lunch. And she called her husband and was like, can you bring me lunch?

And he brought her like a little lunchbox, like little cooler thing. And as she's pulling things out, he was just like kept everything in the bags from home. So he gave her like the bag of Milan. cookies the bag of pretzels her leftover chipotle from like the night before a bag of like i don't know like almonds whatever then he gave her a bag of dog food and on the post it he wrote dog food because you're my dog da wg next note said but actually bring this back because we are low on dog food and so she's like doing like the video like how like oh this so funny like cute my husband is initial thoughts

I think it's fun I think it's cute I think he has too much time on his hands I want my man to be too busy to be like thinking up a bit with the dog go then the time you wrote that note you could have gotten dog food

that's from a married person's perspective okay so the internet was they were unraveling they couldn't they were girding their loins they were clutching their pearls they were like and look I'm the first one to sense a male's energy in a girl's video and be like break up with that guy he either wants to be you date your brother

or is jealous of you this is cute i took no offense it was he like weaponizing his incompetence like could he put it in like ziplock bags or like make her a sandwich maybe he was running to work too could he have stopped it a drive-thru maybe he didn't want to spend money that's the thing with the internet they're like well maybe well maybe well did you ever think of this it's like Just shut the fuck on. This is a thing. We're all dealing with a lot right now. And we're putting it in the wrong places.

Okay. We're putting it in the wrong places. Do not attack this husband for not open. Like I, and I get it. We're angry. I get it. I get it. I get it.

I'm angry. You're angry. Don't know. Stop. Stop. Honestly, that's better than half the boyfriends those people probably have. Right. I just feel like they were unnecessarily like.

really mad at this guy they were pointing out there where like he um like he could why didn't he just go to the store and get more dog food like he's acknowledging that there's not a lot at home i'm like have you ever have you ever had a boyfriend like have you ever talked to your boyfriend before like no and also if my boyfriend gave me i was joking about it like i'm joking if my boyfriend gave me the whole bag of milano cookies i'd be like he cares about me he loves me he knows what i like I just, I wasn't as offended by it as the internet was. I was like, okay, she had a funny joke with her boyfriend and he wrote dog D-A-W-G. He was obviously saying it like, you're my friend.

Not like, I own you. You're my dog. Like, chill out. Everyone, chill out. One thing too that's really bad about the comment section, which I support women in the arts, but have you ever watched a video and felt a type of way? And then you read the. Every single night, multiple times. You go, that's actually my biggest hobby is watching a video and play die away.

And then you go in the comments and it's not how you felt. And then you find yourself changing what you felt because of what the comments were and you're like, oh, I'm so wrong. Like they're right. When if there weren't comments, you would have stuck to your guns and felt the type of way. But I feel like videos, if one comment starts getting traction, everyone just starts agreeing with the group. We do support women, but not all of them.

Not all of them. because some of them are terrifying. Terrifying. They've got nothing to lose, and they're scary. Scary. And like I'm two seconds away from calling Cardi B and being like, hey, help. I'm going to get back onto TikTok because I took a month off. I'm getting back on.

I need to get back on. A lot's going on over there. I know, but I'm scared. And that's why it's scary. It's scary. What's this thing about like pistachio chocolate? what's the thing about it see this is me i'm not online anymore i don't know what's going on you're not talking about the dubai chocolate yeah i am what's dubai chocolate

hannah i haven't been online in what two years no i've never since the turn of the century what are you talking dubai chocolate was so last year like a year ago i've been eating dubai chocolate now for a year and a half is it pistachio it's the best of thing ever where do you know what i have a i have a place right by me it's called nuts factory i'll get you some and i'll bring them oh you got a guy i got a guy i got a guy got to connect some dubai chocolate you know what let me hit up my guy look i got a guy who got a guy i'll get it for you don't have to worry about it not that fake ass dubai that good dubai not that fake this is loaded with all the dubai this is if i

smoke weed how I'd tell. Wait till you smell this. What did you say art behind bed about? Okay. So I want to get like, I feel so millennial. I've had this Johnny Depp and, um, Kate Moss. Kate Moss picture behind my bed. It's only, it's behind my bed because I brought it from my old apartment. I never got rid of it. Didn't you like custom get it like blown up? Like, I just like found it on Pinterest, blew it up. But I've had it for so long now. But I'm like over it. I feel like there. I feel like there's so many talented artists that are gigglers yeah that I'm like yeah if I'm online looking for something I wanted to be from a girl why would I not just buy it from a girl that like I like that's talented yeah yeah like why am I on wayfair looking for like no I know like random art

pieces and it's always a print of a print that probably started from an independent artist and I'm not like I'm not like that boogey where I'm like custom make this I just want to to look at your site of like what you already make let me I'll pick something yeah not nothing custom so just like DM me like the artist gigglers that like do stuff like that like it's over my bed yeah is there a color scheme or like a vibe that you're thinking of well I have my my blue velvet couch in my bedroom so it's like it's light and it's airy okay I kind of like in my head want like a girl sleeping very literal

a girl sleeping with a cat a white cat very literal I love that anyway wait do you like to sleep I do I prioritize it and that's called a full circle podcast um you guys thank you for giggling with us

quick note um my tour starts I have some tickets left in Oakland this weekend and I'm going to Miramar Florida for the lady gang festival coming up in a couple weeks what do i have um no no thank you no thank you no thank you have a good have a good day goodbye bye bye