Giggly Squad - Giggling about voice rest, edging, and Daphne

Episode Date: July 16, 2024

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What's up gigglers? Gary, fix your wifi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean the day just got away from me. What is up my great ass gigglers? I was going to just say great, but then I felt corny. I felt like not the energy you wanted to bring to today's pod.

I spent five minutes trying to figure out what energy I wanted to bring to the gigglers this week, and we couldn't figure it out, so we just started. I wish more people did that, though. Energy's important! No, like walking into anywhere, I think we should start saying, what's the energy I want to bring to this? To this function? To this function. Do I want to ruin everyone's day?

No, because you should also plan. Like, people are like, OK, now be nice. But also, sometimes, plan to be mean. Normalize not always bringing good energy to the function. Some functions need a balance of bad energy. Well, let's discuss the energy you brought to the function at my premier party. Wait, I'm just-

We have so much to talk about. That energy was wackadoodle. Your premier party was quirky. It was so kooky. It was all these different feelings. Okay, just to set the scene, it was sponsored by Popeyes. Was it? Yes, I wanted an ice luge.

Oh my God, wait, Hannah, for the life of me, I'm like, biscuits is like a crazy oranger. I'm like, but I'm so fucking down with it. Like a guy walked over and was like, do you want a biscuit? And everyone next to me was like, no. And I was like, I'm sorry, they're so rude. Yes, I'll have a fucking biscuit.

There were two tables full of chicken tenders. I just thought it was like the venue tenders. We're sponsored by, shout out Popeyes, shout out Under Armour. I didn't run into that mannequin. They go, can we bring a mannequin? I said, that is the energy I want to bring to this function

And you know people were like is that Paige and I was like no no she is shy I was okay another thing I was mad at the establishment. I was like why would they not move this mannequin? During the party like this is a little I'm trying to order a drink cuz this mannequin gonna order What's it doing, but I had a bad giraffe hat on, and then we had Red Bull. This was right after Fallon. I just go, like I'm on, I basically, in my head was like, don't fuck up Fallon. Yeah.

And I'm like, if I don't fuck up Fallon, I'm gonna be on such a high, and then just party the night away with my friends. I don't know how you did it, but you're- How I didn't fuck up Fallon? No. It's a miracle. You're special, and like your outfit for Fallon, your outfit for the party

like nailed it. Like the energy that you wanted to put out for Fallon with your outfit. We will stick on a theme of a bit. The one thing we will commit to is a theme of a bit. And this week's episode is about the energy that you personally bring to functions. I was going to do this really sparkly gown on Fallon

in three days before I freaked out. I was like, I can't do it. That's not the energy I wanted to bring. I think that was the right decision. And then for a second, I'm like, do I look like I'm running for Senate? And then I was like, I don't hate that energy. It was giving very politically skewed.

It was giving the new girl in the house of representatives being like, what are the vibes? But no, like Speaker of the House might be speaking too much. Like that was the energy it was giving. The Speaker of the House does not shut the fuck up. But the Speaker of the House is talking about queefing again, and it's inappropriate. The crazy thing though about Fallon is it's like this old school thing.

Like it has this history, and it's super official, and like my parents were there, and all these people were there, and everyone was acting really calm, and I was like, do they not realize that I have five minutes on TV, and I can't fumble a word? Right.

And like in my head I was just like, why is everyone so calm? Like I can embarrass everyone in this room right now. Were they trying to bring calm energy? I tell this to my mom, she goes, oh no, we were freaking out, but we didn't want to make you nervous. And I was like, I was nervous that no one else was nervous. You're like, hello.

I was like, does no one realize that this is kind of scary? And everyone was just laid back, chilling, talking about other things. I wasn't even there. You know what's funny? It's your dad actually said to me Jimmy Fallon has the same energy as Hannah and I was like I could see that and he was like, you know He came into the room. He's very like loud bubbly like personal personable. And so your dad was on to the energy

Speaking of my dad, I don't need to throw him under the bus But I will my dad discovered that he has gout I don't need to throw him under the bus, but I will my dad discovered that he has gout Okay, and he went on to tell every single friend of mine that he has gout in his toe Is that when like your foot becomes swollen? It's something going on this foot. Don't Google it Chris You're gonna gag but my friends have come up to me like your dad is so funny and cute like he was telling me about his Gout and I was like dad. That's not the vibe. We want to bring to the function No, that's certainly not the vibe we want to bring to the function. No, that's certainly not the vibe I'm trying to bring.

I'm trying to go home. But I love that Jimmy Fallon, my dad was like, can I talk about my gout? Yeah. This is the same space, right? But I remember I was pretty calm, and then you're standing right behind the curtain. And I do have to say shout out to the sound guy,

because he looked at me, and he was like, congrats on the special, like you're doing great. Like gave me, again, like energy behind the scenes can like really get you nervous like you know when everyone's hectic and you could tell they're worried and you're like how am I supposed to have it together when like this is your eyes of show he was so calm the band was great Jimmy was great and then I'm supposed to do five minutes of clean material mm-hmm I did seven minutes 30 seconds well like I was getting applause breaks

and you can't like interrupt the applause. But then I was going rogue, like I was like, I went rogue a little. The funniest part is the night before, they walk you around, shout out Michael Cox, he's amazing, he's the booker, and I went to the cellar and had to practice this five minutes, like to the T,

like every motion, every word, and then I even got there and I did to the cellar and had to practice this five minutes, like to the T, like every motion, every word. And then I even got there and I did a practice round. Oh my God. And Dez was there, so it got me a little nervous cause I'm making fun of him and it's in my head a little. And then the final one, you know, I can't be managed. So I was like, that's Jimmy Fallon. Do I look like I'm running for president?

He's looking at me and then he walks off and he's like, thank God you killed cause you did seven minutes and 30 seconds. So they don't like if they don't light you like as if you're in a comedy place. No, it's more like he tested it He was like this is five minutes. This is perfect. But if it goes well, they're fine with it But like if you're bombing and doing over it get off the stage get off the stage So I did it and then I was like, oh Read or was there you guys I made so many celebrity friends and then I was like, oh, Rita Ora was there. You guys, I made so many celebrity friends and enemies this week, I can't wait to tell you,

and we have a huge announcement on Page's end that I'm just kind of edging. What enemy? Well, Zendaya's coming for my throat. No, Hannah. No, like I'm scared, no. I played the bit too hard and I'm actually. And you know what's funny about it

is because you've publicly been going around to literally anyone who will listen and say, like, well you wear a tie, how about everyone wears a tie. I'm trying to make ties happen. Zendaya hit you with the most fashionable, like, I see you doing it two days in a row. Two days in a row. That's when I said, oh, she's destroyed me. Two days in a row. But the thing is,! Two days in a row, that's when I said, oh, she's destroyed me. Two days in a row. But the thing is, I don't mean to talk shit on challenges,

it's just all these interviews, everyone's like, what do you think about challenges? And you know I can't lie. Which is my biggest problem in life, and I'm not gonna filter it. So I have to. Today I think would be like, she's speaking her truth. 100%, I think maybe.

It was actually a like. Nod, an ode. An ode? I see you, I hear you. I hear you She put out a leaf. What is it called an olive branch? She said here's this twig She gave me poison ivy and so Zendaya is wearing ties now, so Maybe that means that the beef is over or it's just begun.

I don't know. You do know that I wore a tie like last year BravoCon. Was that when you wore no pants you wore it with a tie? No, my outfit before I wore a tie and like this red flower Valentino skirt and no one said anything about it. I think like here at Giggly Squad, INC. Yeah. What are we? INC. What does INC think?

Corporation. Incorporated. LLC. What are we? Oh, we're LLC. Limited liability corporation. What was I saying? You were saying you were a tie.

So wait, do you wanna- No, I don't wanna take the tie. I don't wanna take the tie. I don't wanna take the tie. Because I had bangs before you had bangs, but I don't wanna attack you about it. I don't wanna bring it up, but if you're gonna bring it up,

I mean, Grace can pull up the receipts. Anyway, let's move on. Wait, what was the original story you were telling? My select, you guys know I love telling you guys all the behind the scenes tea. Rita Ora is on the show. Yeah. And...

Who we had confirmed as a giggler. She's confirmed as a giggler. She's met you before. Yes, briefly we... She... Remember that was the whole drama with Kelly Rowland and I had... Why was I about to say Kelly Clarkson? With Kelly Rowland. There was a lot going on that day.

And then Rita Ora stepped in. Yes. But we knew she was a giggler. So I knew she was there, but I was playing it cool. Which, just like a giggler, like lend a helping hand, you know? 100%. Like, oh yeah, I'll host the show. So they go, oh, Rita Ora wants to say hi to you. So then that moment, like I wasn't dressed yet,

I was like, do I get dressed? I don't know, I was trying to play cool, like I immediately lose my cool. So I go over and Rita jumps out of her dressing room, grabs my hand and goes, come in. I thought I was just saying hi. She takes me into her dressing room and she's, I'm gonna butcher this accent, but she's like,

oh my god, I love your special, the gumbit was so funny. I like those street videos you do, can you like make fun of me? I have a new movie coming out, can you make fun of me? Or I wanted you to roast her. And I was like, that's actually the only thing I'm good at doing and the only way I feel comfortable in social situations. So we like filmed a funny video and I was like, that's actually the only thing I'm good at doing and the only way I feel comfortable in social

Situations so we like filmed a funny video and I was like you're a giggler like I'm obsessed with you and then Like I was literally just in her green room. Just like hanging you like don't I didn't know how to act and then she like She's so tall right tall. We're also the same, 32. Wait, that makes me feel bad about myself. Why? I don't know. Why? I just got a looming feeling. I love that you're in touch with your emotions because I would have suppressed that shit.

I would have just ate a cracker. Yeah, I was like, mm, okay. Obviously celebrities are so stunning in person, but she was one person that I was like, oh my God, your skin. She also can pull off all different hairdos, all kind of fashion. So anyway, we run to the after party,

and I'm like, I literally become your wife, I feel like. I'm your husband. Oh, your party. Yes, my party. Premier party, yes. Because I'm basically like, I told you you were the maid of honor. No, Hannah, it felt like our wedding day.

I actually started like getting uncomfortable because people kept being like, and congratulations to you too. And I'm like, thank you, we're so happy. Like we can't believe this time. So the party, I'm not a big partier, you guys know that. But if I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it. And my mistake for not realizing You guys know that but if I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it and and

My mistake for not realizing that you were doing it I don't know if you were laid to the group and the group I mean is me and Grace I was not under the impression that it was What that was was look it was supposed to be a hundred people. I invited 200 people 200 people came in not a 200 No, I think it was legal. Um, it was definitely legal. I have my whole family Extended family. I have influencers comedians reality TV stars No, it was a schmarr from just the world

Yeah, it was the craziest main characters and I do have to say the gays made that party. No, the gays are phenomenal. Shout out to Donald Prima who took photos for everyone. He just had a light. He would appear out nowhere with a light and then he wouldn't take a photo. He was black out. He was just like light. At one point I literally started being like, Donald, come here, light! Like I was like, should I Venmo him? Like he's fully working but he's like, I love it! And then and then they were like dancing like doing this and like The gays just know the guys not a party, but let's be honest you you scurried in. I yeah I came in I didn't see you for the first 20 minutes I was there and I'm like where's Paige where's Paige everyone kept being like oh Hannah's over here

And then I go over there, and they're like oh Hannah's over there, and I'm like okay. Well. I've talked to Nana like so many things I've talked to Nana like So many things. Who can't hear a thing. Can't hear a single thing. Can't hear a thing without loud music But she loved sitting there knowing that people were complimenting her. She just held my hand for a minute. And I

feel like it was the energy we both needed. So I see you, you look like a feral cat scared, need to find a hiding spot. So scared. I look at you and I'm like you're here, I'm so happy. But then immediately we're getting pulled in different places.

And I'm trying to, next thing I know, you were like, I need to get out of here. At one point I pulled Grace into the hallway and I said, we need a minute. We just need a minute and we literally sat there and we just breathed. But you knew so many people. That was the thing.

I knew so many people and I feel like I talk to so, I tried to talk to so many people too quick. In a short amount of time. It's like when you say that you're really, really hungry. Yeah. And so you get all this stuff, but then you eat like two bites and you're like, okay, shoot, I'm full.

I like saw so many people, I'm like, I gotta talk to them. And you know what, your social anxiety wasn't able to process how all the interactions went, so you got overstimulated, because you couldn't- So overstimulated. You couldn't be like, wait, was that good, was that bad?

I don't know, I'm talking to someone else. And I'm sweating. And once I'm sweating, I like- You're sweating. You also were in your party pants. Thank you for noticing. I changed my outfit like three times. I had no idea what to wear.

I was really stressed about it. Yeah. Because I thought you were wearing the red. Mm-hmm. And I switched it up. And then you switched it up. But I was actually happy with my outfit. So we... it was like honestly the best... No, it was really fun. I actually loved looking at pictures from the next day.

I didn't take a single one. Neither did you. We took one with Melissa Gorka. Yeah, we did. That was like the only picture we took. But that's... people were like, where's the photos of Paige? I was like, there's one, neither did you. We took one with Melissa Gorka. Yeah, we did. That was like the only picture we took. People were like, where's the photos of Paige? I was like, there's one of you scurrying out. There's one of like a panic in your eye, like clearly being like, how do I get out of here?

But this is true friendship. People were like, where's Paige? And I'm like, she came, we made eye contact, and she left. She had to go. I also do have to say like, while you're in like crazy filming mode During the week like I don't think you can handle it. No, I also like didn't mentally prepare It was crazy for like where it was how many people were there like it was like a club like it was

Clubbing vibe and everyone we write at dawn the play this is on Spotify TI no people were getting fucked up. I feel like Yeah, I like couldn't get to the bar people were sweating the gays were taking their shirts off like it was so much Stimulation was happening. It was crazy. Um, but quick shout out Thank you to the gigglers. Yeah for writing at dawn for me. I could cry just thinking about it We've been in the top Two three four for the last five wait days how fucking on brand though that the guy right before you The man with a thousand children. Why are we rewarding bad behavior?

And then the fucking Vikings are ahead of me. I saw it and the city Original fuckboys. Yeah, then, let's be honest. The CT-E people, the football players. The football players, which you know is triggering for me. And then Vikings are, they created fuckboydom. Yeah. They're such fuck, did I just invent a word?

No. Fuckboydom. Like, it should be put in Webster. So, but the Gigglers, I know they're playing it. Honestly, if any of you guys Sorry, I got a little I had a stroke if any of you guys are listening right now Like people haven't been listening if you're if you started listening And you've watched a special we play it one more time

Do me a favor I call my mom on like Saturday You know as I need my morning mental health call Right mom right and it's like really loud in the background like what's going on and she goes can I call you back? I'm watching your special. I'm like mom. No, I love that She came to my place and she's like why is your special not on and I was like you're so fucking right because Every view counts no true and I think I'm ranked number two because my Nana has it on repeat No, true. And I think I'm ranked number two because my Nana has it on repeat.

Because Nana literally doesn't, can't find the remote. Before we get to your big news, which I'm edging. Is this embarrassing? But I just learned what that word means on TikTok. Edging? How'd you find out? I looked it up. I kept getting TikToks and they were saying the word edging and I was like, what the fuck is that? What is your definition of edging? I didn't know it was sexual. Thought it was something to do with landscaping.

That's hedging. And so I had to Google what edging was. I thought edging was like when you're at the pool and you're gonna jump off the. You know who it was? Kennedy Yurick. Yes. Said something about edging and was like,

people are like mean to people who are edgers or something or like And I was like what what's an edger talking about this? Yeah, like is it like someone preparing for the apocalypse? Yeah, and what is your definition of it as she takes a swig of water to ponder? Like you build yourself up and then right when you're about to come you don't I feel like you do it again, but it's also can be like you to someone else You don't and you do it again, but it's also can be like you to someone else Like every time he's about to come you like slow down but then I think you can also use edging and like normal shit like

Like I think I edge a lot in stories like it's like get to the fucking point. Oh, okay. Yeah, like I build up the momentum Yeah, like I'm edging your announcement And I do have to say if you're wondering I did have a crazy Easter egg because I didn't tell anyone it was an Easter egg because I don't know if it counts in my last Instagram photo. That you just posted? Yesterday. Okay, well we don't memorize, we didn't memorize. And now I have to go to that so that I can tell the gigglers. So as you guys know. Yesterday you posted in this picture in the pink heels. Yes, look at the caption.

Look at the caption. I'm a bodega cat. Thanks for the interview. You do actually look very much like a cat in this photo. And you're so freaking cute. You look like a Bratz doll. That was like months ago. This is the thing, sometimes you take photos

and if there's nowhere to put them, you just wait until someone wants to write an article. It's pretty interesting. Right. So I got a crazy DM because the thing with Netflix is like apparently anyone can watch it Mm-hmm, so like I think it's just my algorithm But it's like any celebrity can just turn on TV and be like, oh, what's this Netflix special, right? I'm not gonna reveal this person

But I have to tell the gigglers because I feel like they're gonna find out eventually, you know I always tell eventually. You need to tell me rightigglers because I feel like they're gonna find out eventually. You know I always tell eventually. You need to tell me right now though. You know. Okay. Unless you didn't read my text. I don't think I did. Well you actually didn't respond to it.

It was the group text. She didn't respond. I might not have seen it. I got a wild DM about like my Diet Coke joke from an A-list rapper. Yeah. Like a kind of rapper that like for a millennial girl, like he, like he's the guy. Yeah, like when you're asked like, who's your favorite rapper?

If someone was like asking on the street and you're like, you would say his name, like, cause that's the first thing that would come to your mind. So this, he fully was, he like loves comedy. By far like the most famous DMs that ever happen. Not creepy at all. And let's not forget, Charlie Puth wanted to marry you.

I'm not gonna forget Charlie Puth proposed to me. No, poor Charlie Puth, he doesn't deserve all this. He's like, I'm literally, I don't wanna be a part of this narrative. Not the energy I'm bringing. Ashley Tisdale posted, she didn't tag me, but she posted that she liked the special. And then I obviously was like, I love you.

And then Allie Reisman, she's a famous gymnast. Yeah, wow. DM'd. So I can retire. No, you can retire. No, you can retire. That's a great lineup. An athlete, a professional athlete, a rapper, and who's the third person?

Ashley Tisdale. What more do you need? No, that's the three- Dream Blonde Rotation. Three tiers of just amazing. I actually called Ashley Tisdale a woman in the arts and she said she watches Bravo. Ashley Tisdale can only be Ashley Tisdale. Yeah, she doesn't go in a category. There's only one Ashley Tisdale a woman in the arts, and she said she watches Bravo. Ashley Tisdale can only be Ashley Tisdale.

Yeah, she doesn't go in a category. Nope. There's only one Ashley Tisdale. There's nothing I love more than being organized, throwing things away. I organize my apartment all the time. I'm always getting rid of clothes, knickknacks, but do you ever think about any unwanted subscriptions

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and you don't want to talk to them. I legit, I was like, oh, she must have something like really intense. I told four people I was on voice rest. Because I did almost lose my voice for like a second. And then I was like, I'm on voice rest. In context, this is how Hannah told me, hey, do you want to come to my house this weekend?

I promise I won't even talk to you. You can literally sleep in another room. I'm on voice rest anyway, context, this is how Hannah told me, hey, do you wanna come to my house this weekend? I promise I won't even talk to you. You can literally sleep in another room. I'm on voice rest anyway, so I won't even talk. I'm like, that would last seven seconds. Seven seconds. I would pull up to that house and you'd be yelling, to me, from in the car. But if you don't wanna talk to someone,

just say I'm on voice rest, or if you wanna really lean into the character, put it on your nose, just a reason to talk to someone just say I'm a voice rest or if you want to really lean into the character Put it on your nose When they ask for what what's your response you're just like not at this time Well, it's easier for me because they know I'm a performer. Yeah Anyone could go on voice rest if you like if you have meetings Like the newsletter one week and it's, sorry, I'm on boys rest No, just singers get like really serious about it, you know

No, but I was like low-key losing my voice before Fallon it's never cuz of performing it's when I'm like socializing Right, right, right, right. So page um low-key losing my voice before Fallon. It's never because of performing, it's when I'm like socializing. Right, right, right, right. So, Paige. Okay, let me set the scene. Yeah. Let me set the scene. Yeah.

So, a lot of things happened to me this weekend. Pfft. I changed my whole life. Well, I'm gonna start with, I think when I'm getting my period, I'm like more in tune with being a witch. Like my manifestation is greater. Like I can really bring things to life, I think.

When you're PMSing or when you're actually on your period? When I'm PMSing. When I'm PMSing, I'm like that, but like the world's ending, I'm depressed. There's no purpose. Okay. Anyway, continue. Not like what I said at all. So you basically feel in tune with yourself. Okay, I know you continue

So you basically feel in tune with yourself I feel very in tune with myself where I'm just like if I say it's happening like it's already happened So you're not like eating tuna fish and yelling at Craig eating tuna fish when I pms. I love tuna fish. No Okay, we're missing each other Specific month I was really into eating like I Discovered this month food Recommend page 20 for food. No, I was really into like Eating everything and I couldn't feel the sensation of like being full. Oh, I love that for you.

And that was like, I know, I'm like, oh, I'm getting my period because I'm like, when does hunger end? Yes. You know, I don't know. Yes. So you're hungry. You get me for this. You're PMSing.

Okay, so Friday I wake up and I'm like, I just can't today. Like, sorry, I'm checked out. You're on voice rest. I'm on voice rest. I'm literally on voice rest. Don't like even try and contact my... You can't text your own voice.

Can't text my voice rest. So Hannah's texting me all these different cap readers, and she had been doing it now for a while, and I... Six years. Six years. Literally six years. But I took it seriously, I'm not kidding, Thursday night, and I sent in my first questionnaire and answered all these questions.

Was like, I love this cat, this is why I want this cat. And I know you sent it being like, this person's gonna go nuts, that she found the perfect person. Yes. Yeah. And so, no one's responding to me. No one's getting back to me. They saw your application, they were like,

no one's getting back to me, I'm getting really annoyed. They think you're not worthy of being a mother. I wake up Saturday. I am like, okay, I'm going to organize my apartment. Like I'm feeling a little bit better. I get out of bed. Immediately I pull my back. I can't move. I'm literally, I fall to, I'm like down on the ground.

I've been shot. No, literally. I've been shot. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like to I'm like down on the ground What the fuck is going on I Literally wait, can we get like one of those things for girls in their 30s? No, it's like I'm not I can't go to the club because I've fallen in my apartment and I can't get up. Did you like jump out of bed? I don't know what it was. You wanna know what I really think it was?

I think it was I was laying with my adjustable base bed in like a quirky position and I laid in it for too long. This is the thing about these high tech beds. Yeah, I literally folded myself into a bed. So. You became a Kisadilla. I didn't get one with the bed. Like I tried to myself into a bed. So... You became a quesadilla. I didn't get one with the bed. Like I tried to melt into it.

And so when I got up, I like bent down like too quick and it was just like, and I literally couldn't move. Welcome to your thirties, baby. So Saturday, I'm in bed all day. I like, I can't move. I can't do anything. And I'm like, you know what's fucking bullshit is that I don't have a cat because I,

I should have, I literally, someone should have reached out to me. And all the, like all the people that Hannah sent me. I love when Paige deals with any form of rejection because it's really far and few between. Well, because I was like, hello? But that is so cat coded to be rejected. Because it was like, first fill out a questionnaire,

then send an email, then send a text. Then send in your blood type, tell us your family history. When I'm on the last step, I'm like, now give me the cat. Like, I followed your stupid little game, now give me the cat. And no one was responding.

So then randomly, Hannah was like, oh my God, my friend just got a cat from this person, like call them and see if like they have any available. It was fate because the woman was like, oh my gosh, I. Well she actually, this cat possibly was gonna become like. The cat. Like she was. Gonna have all the babies.

Which honestly is not a good life. No, I saved this gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous girl from being a mom. Like she was just gonna have to like have sex with a guy she doesn't really like. Doesn't like. For her good life. No, I saved this gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous girl from being a mom. Like she was just gonna have to like have sex with a guy she doesn't really like for her whole life. And then her kids get taken away from her. And I couldn't have that happen to her.

No. I didn't think about the name at all. I was just like, I looked at her and I was like, your name is Daphne. Like there's nothing else your name could be. You guys, I don't know if we understand the gravity of this moment and if it isn't sinking in, I need to just explain it to you.

This has been six years. Six years. Sierra, put me back two years. No. Sierra, Sierra. I'm not kidding, Sierra. Put me back a full year. No, see, I've been gardening, planting, gardening.

Because Paige herself is a cat, so you don't just go up and pet her. No. You have to leave hints. You let her smell your finger. You turn away. You see if she cut. It is a cat, so you don't just go up and pet her. No. You have to leave hints, you let her smell your finger, you turn away, you see if she cut. It is a nuance that I needed to make it that it was Paige's, like, Paige really authentically wanted this cat, because also you can't force someone to get a fucking child.

And then Ciara's like, oh, babysit Jasper. Now let's be honest, Jasper is an orange male cat. No. And he's wild. And he's naughty. No. And he traumatized you that one night you babysat him. I actually couldn't wait for the day he left.

Like I was crying tears of frustration with him. No. So I'm like, Sierra, like I, my thing is I'm a cat missionary. Because cats have saved my life. And I feel like one, cats have terrible PR, and if you don't have your own cat, you don't understand the connection.

So my job is to get dog people. They don't have terrible PR. Here's the thing, cats don't give a shit. No, you're so right, they don't care to. They want you to hate them. No, they're literally like that club that they're like, we don't want people to come because they're not our people.

No, think we're awful because we don't want you anyway. Literally. As a cat owner, This is a cat podcast. This is a couple cat podcasts right at this moment. I feel so much better than people. Like on a different level. It's so, like you just feel elite. No.

And you also feel like people just don't understand. People don't understand. First of all, cats are so energetically connected, I feel like to like the universe. That's one thing. Two... No, she's like connected to the heavens. No, like I can feel it.

Like she's always looking up at the ceiling and I'm like, what are you preparing for? What are my angels saying? Yeah, like what are they saying up there? I feel like a gay guy that like sees a straight guy at a bar who's so fucking straight and so hot and being like I'm gonna fuck him tonight and I turn him then that man's like wait I'm so obsessed with your dick. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. You're like just try it.

Just try it. So the fact that like cuz my friend Michelle Cheech got a cat dip low and fell in love so from that experience I was like I know I just also know you, and I just, I just, oh, I couldn't be more happy. And also I just, I'm talking about Daphne. So I'm the godmother of Daphne, and so I just literally sat by my phone all day waiting for Paige to send me pictures of Daphne. She sent like four, and every one I was like,

I'll take this, and just waited for a FaceTime. Can you give us your updates? The floor is yours, I will shut up. Not just because she's my cat, but I'm sorry, she's the smartest cat I've ever met in my life. Yeah, what is she doing? She's just, I was nervous that.

Also she's like four days old. I was nervous that like she genuinely wasn't gonna come out from like under the bed like for the first couple days. And I warned you that. Yeah, like I was like, she genuinely wasn't gonna come out from under the bed for the first couple days. And I warned you that. Yeah, I was like, oh my God, she's not gonna like me because I'm gonna keep squeezing her or dragging her and wanting to hold her and she's gonna be like, this bitch is annoying.

Wasn't the energy she was bringing. She was kind of like, okay, fine, I'll lay with you, but I'm gonna lay over here. And then like as the night progressed, like she would look at me more and then like by this morning, she was like, you're my mom. Yeah, like I get it now, like we're, you're my mom. No, Hannah sent me the nicest text message ever.

I'm actually crying. Like so beyond. And the only thing I could think of was there's in no situation you're gonna send half as nice of a text message the day I give birth to my first child. Like at all. No, I'm literally gonna forget.

You're gonna be like, I had my baby. I gave birth. And I'm like, I'm on voice rest. No, but I think I- No, I need a t-shirt. I'm on voice rest. I sent you, oh my God, we have to. I sent but I think I- No, I need a t-shirt. I'm on Boyz R Us. I sent you, oh my God, we have to. We have to.

I sent you something along the lines of, I just feel like you've been working so hard for yourself and you also are in this place where you just say, it's hard for you to be impressed by things. You're just always doing the best you can. Well, that brings me to my next segue. That was great. Thank you for bringing that up.

This was the first time ever I didn't tell my mom something like I was freaking out I felt like I was in high school like I went cuz you thought she was gonna be like I thought she'd be so mad at me and I'm a 31 year old woman. Like I live by myself. I can Get a cat an animal if I want to but I was so scared to tell this woman that I got a cat I would have had to ask my mom permission. What you did was wild behavior. No, I felt so rebellious. You were naughty. You felt like you went to drink in a field or whatever you did back in the day. No, I literally felt like I lied and I slept out.

And I was like, mom, I wasn't at Megan's house. I lied. I freaking lied. Like, I was so anxious all day because I was like, okay, but my mom. Oh, so you can't hide it from her. Like, it's done. I was like, okay, well, she can't sleep because I was like, okay, but in my mom.

You can't like hide it from her like it's done. I was like, okay, well she can't like send it back. You can't be like, go in the closet again. And also when you don't, when like cats are definitely like a family thing. Like I had cats because my parents always had cats. So it's just like, obviously you get a cat but if you don't have cats in the family,

it's a big deal. You never had a cat. And my parents answered like so in their unique personalities. My mom- Did you text? No, I FaceTimed them. And I said, I have to tell you something,

and like I don't need to be mad at me. And my mom was like, what, oh my God. Like immediately they're like, what is it? She thought you were pregnant. Yeah. Imagine. Don't be mad at me. Don't be mad at me. She's like, you're like what is it? Like what's happening? Yeah. Imagine. Don't be mad at me. Don't be mad at me.

She's like you're 32 years old. And she goes, oh okay, so I guess you just like never wanted me to sleep over again because I'm allergic and you know that. And so my mom was livid. She's like I guess if you're happy then I'm happy. Yeah, no, like okay I'm just never coming over. She goes, well, I guess you're not my daughter anymore.

My dad goes, you know what, I'm really happy. I think this is gonna help you mentally. You're like, okay, I feel better now, except that my whole mom disowned me, so I have to deal with that problem now. I don't have a mom, and my dad thinks I'm incapacitated. Like, it's dark over there. But the truth is, is...

They were both right. My mom, yeah they were both right, Juan. And my mom literally called her, she's your emotional therapy cat. No, I'm so beyond obsessed with her. Like the fact that she's even letting me just like squeeze her and like hug her and like she's laying with me already,. I feel like we're very bonded. So the cutest part is Paige is holding her. And cats, there's a particular way to pet them,

which is very like, you have to see what they want. It's very consensual. They'll give you a cheek and then you pet their cheek. And she gets used to how you pet her. It's really this beautiful connection. And then when they're happy, they start purring, which means like they're in dream mode, they love life, and that purring lowers your heart rate

and everyone's happy. No, it's insane. And I go, Paige, has she purred yet? And you were like, no, not yet. And then you send me, like hours later, you go, she's purring, and then I start crying. Guys, freaking, she's a nonstop purring. She's been non-

Can you hear it? Because some cats are like loud. I can feel it. Yeah. Like I thought something was wrong. I had a heated blanket on my back because I was literally like in so much pain and I thought I was like about to catch on fire.

I was like, what the fuck is that noise? Just my cat purring because she's just obsessed with me. She's also just like so gorgeous. We didn't even bring that up. And I think that's why you FaceTimed your parents because you're like, no one can be mad at this. Tell her you hate her. Look at her cute face and tell her you hate her.

And then I'm like, OK, so if I got pregnant in high school, but she was gorgeous, it would have been fine. So like, obviously, you know, my cat was found in a dumpster in the Bronx and she does still look like Cindy Crawford, but like a different kind of pretty. Your cat looks like an AI cat. An AI cat. Like a cartoon, beautiful cat. For people who don't have cats, this is literally an ad for cats.

People who don't have cats, or like are dog people, how would you explain the experience of your like, and she's only been one day. Here's the thing, I love, I was a dog person. I was a dog, I was just like better. And you still are. You still can love. And I love dogs. No, I love dogs. The difference is, yeah, dogs are for everyone. Everybody loves a dog. Like, and a dog loves everyone because that's all they know. Little sluts. Like, and a dog loves everyone, cause that's all they know. A cat just looking at you and being like, no, probably not. Like, I love that energy.

Like, there's nothing I relate more to than like, maybe in a couple hours we'll chat. Dogs, you know dogs, if you're in the room with them, they're like, what are we doing? What are we doing? Are we doing, oh, cat is literally like, I'm not doing shit. I will say, if you are on the fence,

this morning when I woke up, my first thought was, wow, I'm so fucking glad I got a cat and not a dog, because in what world am I getting up, walking, and like puppies are hard, kittens? Well, puppies, that's harder than like a newborn, not that we know, but the funniest part about this is you said the reason you decided To get a cat finally I've been giving you I've been giving you Jack and in compliments, but I don't really mean them. Okay

Like filling out all these fucking questionnaires that Hannah's making me fill out, and I'm starting to freak out when I'm about to press send for the email, because I'm like, they're going to email back immediately and give me a cat, and then all of a sudden I'm locked into this fucking cat, and I was like, I can't do it,

and then I had a thought, and I was like, no, Hannah is literally my most incapable friend, and she's had a cat for eight years. Like if she's fine, like I'm like, I've been to Hannah's apartment. I'm fine. Calling me incapable is so on the nose and like a perfect way to describe me. Because I'm not gonna say that you're not maternal.

You're extremely maternal. you're very like empathetic You're very like You know what to do and someone's crying. It's not that well I was gonna say I'm the kind of friend that like you're nervous for an event you call me you're feeling down on yourself You call me if you're going to the airport and you forgot your passport. You're not calling me and you forgot your passport. You're not calling me. No. You're not calling me.

No. In a pinch, you have to be somewhere in five minutes and bring a document? No. No, no, no, no, no, no. You're on voice rads. I'll somehow find a way to your apartment. I'll get distracted, start watching the tennis channel.

I'll get the wrong thing. I don't know how to drive. So yeah, any kind of, but it's so true. That's a major thing. You don't know how to drive. That's huge. Honestly, if someone's like hide the body, I don't think you ask me.

I think I have too big of a mouth. I also don't know how to hide a fucking body. I'm the admin of hiding a body. No, I would never ask you. I'd be like, wait, where should we dig? Like, I feel like. I would, I'd voice note you. I'm like, we have to cut it, ew.

Walsed, because I'd be like, you we have to cut it. Oh whilst You never understand hey, can you help me hide the body ago? I'm a voice dress Boys resist so fucking good Hannah. Thank you. We have to do a shirt now you guys were working on getting our merch together Also sign up for a newsletter and get our book. Wait, we're done? No. Oh no, we're not done. Wait, I have... We didn't talk about anything yet. No, wait, no, we literally didn't talk about anything.

We haven't hit anything. Two things I need to talk about. One, the poisonous tampons. Why aren't more people talking about it? Okay, so I have this thing where if something upsets me, I just ignore it. Can you explain what it is? Because I didn't want to read it. Okay. Well, I didn't really read it No, I did Basically they did this whole test and it was like

Tampax which is owns so many different like brands or whatever tampon brands. It's like It was like 82% of all the tampons that are sold are owned by Tampax and they had arsenic, lead, all these like heavy metals. They're supposed to be made of cotton. Like why would that even be there? Why is the FDIC? FDIC. Why is the CIA? All of them. Why is the CDC allowing this? Who is the CDC? I think

that's for rappers. The FCC. FCC won't let me be. Let me be on MTV. Thank you Eminem. I just think it's so crazy. So is it too late for us? I think it's so crazy that nobody's talking about it. Is it too late for us? No, well, I'm gonna be honest. I've been using organic tampons since forever because I always thought that was like why I was getting UTIs. So we like the underwear with the stuff in it.

Thanks. Thanks, tanks. No, I love them. What is it called, tanks? Thanks. Thanks. There's another one. T-H-I-N-X. There's another one too. No, I love them. What is it called? Tanks? Tanks. T-H-I-N-X. There's another one too.

No, I love it. So anyway, I'm like annoyed about the tampons and then also I had a new level of gossip. And here's the thing. I had exercised all my rights and all of the things that I wanted to say to you pertaining a topic. And I was like, what can I do to talk about this topic more,

but also not annoy Hannah? Well, you never annoy me. So I texted your mom. I said, do you want to chat about stuff? And we took gossiping to a different level that at one point, you would use the word fuck before it's 9 a.m. gossiping? To a different level than at one point when you were using the word fuck before it's 9 a.m.

I think you were like, whatever dopamine hit I'm getting from Hannah, it's not enough. Not enough, I need a greater source. Do you know who's even better than my mom at gossiping? Your dad, Nana. Nana. I should have texted Nana.

You know Nana wakes up, gets on the phone. What is she possibly gossiping about? All your friends are dead. Sorry She's like one friend Rosemary no, that's on my family What are they gossiping about you only talk to each other? How could you have any other information? Every single day just to each other who how are you even getting in or something will happen with my cousin? Yeah, and my Nana will know immediately. And I'm like, who told you? No, it's so true. Like that whole Sebastian Maniscalco thing

where he does like how his family knows everything about everything. And then like his wife's family is just like a normal like family and they don't know anything. And that's, I can't. Like everyone knows everything in my family. I also, but you have to be prepared. Mom texting is different.

Cause every now and then she will just say K and you'll think she's mad. No, at one point your mom said, sorry that I used the word fuck. I hadn't gone to Pilates yet. But now I feel better. I said, damn Lenore, should I go to Pilates? Cause I'm throwing fucks out there this morning.

No, my mom is so iconic and like the greatest almond mom ever. The greatest. She literally felt a little tension and was like, we need to go to Pilates to work this out. I'm obsessed with her. Also shout out to the Gigglers. The Gigglers are so amazing because I've been post,

I have to post stuff to promote the special. And I don't look at the comments right now, but the Gigglers are incredible. And I saw one guy wrote something like, girls aren't funny. The gigglers. The gigglers. Eviscerated them.

First of all, they said the line, they go, talk to us when your frontal lobe is formed. Because it was like a 12 year old boy. And it was a bit about sex, and they were like, you haven't even had sex ed yet. And they just kept going so hard that I was like, and I can't like it like, you haven't even had sex ed yet. And like they just kept going like so hard that I was like, and I can't like it because I don't want to be in the drama.

I just want you guys to know, I see you. I'm pretending I'm above the drama. I'm not. I'm rooting for you all. When like people want to make a rude comment online, like I totally get it. If you're like on Twitter, I feel like that's like you and you're never going to see it.

Like if you want to make a mean comment, go do it on Twitter you absolute freaks When people go to your in your personal Instagram page that's owned by Hannah I don't even follow me like right watching your clip and then going into your comments like this isn't a safe space What did you think was gonna happen to you? No the gigglers were having none of it and this poor boy I think he needs to go to therapy after. But he should. As he should.

Literally showing up thinking like this is gonna get them going. We're psychotic. It's like coming for family. Like we're fucking family. Yeah, like we're. So I just want you guys know I see you guys, I hear you guys. Have you heard of Renegade Beauty? No. Have you heard of Renegade Beauty? No Okay, it's basically this

I thought I could make a joke but I You don't know what Renegade means Sorry, I'm on Boyz Rats At first I thought it was something to do with Ice Spice Wait, Ice Spice is in the news right now No, what's going on? Can I just say two things? I am a Brooke Schofield Stan day I die

No I can't I am a Brooke Schofield Stan, day I die. No. I can't, I'm not watching those man's videos. I wouldn't even think of watching that man's videos. I don't need to watch them. People saying like, oh. He might have a, no. He lied about someone dying.

I can't even say it, that's so scary. It's also like a girl is allowed to post a thousand videos of who I dated. A guy's not. I think that's illegal. I also just like am feeling weird because people being like, oh, I get what he's saying

or like him even giving like receipts. It's like, okay, yeah, she mixed up the dates. You killed someone with your mind. Right? Like that's, and like they're not dead. Like that's insane. That's insane. And everyone that's acting like it's not insane,

you're scaring me. Like that's scary. I can barely read a caption. Yeah. I'm not watching a man's 18 part series. Especially can barely read a caption. Yeah. I'm not watching a man's 18 part series. Especially when he needs chapsticks. You know what it's giving? Defensive.

When Brooke does it, it's feminist, it's iconic, it's art, it's the moment. She got new boobs, give her a minute. Give her a minute. She's gonna do. Her boobs look so good. Stunning. But at Renegade Beauty, on TikTok,

it's basically saying, like, doing what our skin has always done in the past. Okay. Like. Wait, one thing I wanna say about the ice space thing. Oh yeah, that's what we were talking about. The ice space, Madeline. What's going on? R-G. R-G.

And, say it again. R-G. R-G. Argyle? R-G. Argyle. Madeline,. Argie. Argie. Argie. Argyle. Argie. Argyle. Madeline Argie. Madeline. It's Argie.

Ice Spice and Central Sea. This is the first time there was drama that I really wanted to know what was going on that I felt too old. Yes. I was like, I know that she's posting in real time that her boyfriend is out with Ice Spice right now. And this is insane.

And I want to know every little detail, but I'm too old. Well, there's a part of me where like, you feel like you're just listening to like drama of- But I like Madeline. Like, she is very captivating. Well, she never does this. On TikTok. That's why people were freaking out because she never, she's very captivating on TikTok. Well, she never does this. That's why people were freaking out,

because she's very on the low with her. Interesting. She gives me like Emma Chamberlain vibes. Yes, she doesn't talk about drama. She doesn't talk about her relationship. She's like really, like people decipher stuff. Like I think he wrote about her. She doesn't show him ever.

So her basically like putting him on blast was like. He's not cute. No. And then here's the other thing. And then that that's when I was like wow I really am like turning into my mom I'm like what are we doing here this man is why are we even doing this this man is not cute not cute move along I do think though I want to put out as an older sister to these women a warning We also don't want to give them any attention. So like it's fun, but like at some point

the ultimate win is like don't even feed the fire. No, just get a cat. Just get a cat. Literally. When in doubt, get a cat. Yeah. It kind of solves everything. I'm a changed woman.

Devil Wears Prada 2 is coming out. I'm gonna manifest this. I need a changed woman. Devil Wears Prada 2 is coming out. I'm going to manifest this. I need a small role. I need a small role in the Devil Wears Prada 2. Wait, you need to be one of the Conti assistants. Or not assistants, like editors. Yes, no, her assistant. The whole cast is coming back. I made the Devil Wears Prada to my entire personality.

I remember the day I got the movie. My dad bought it for me on Canal Street. It was a bootleg version of the movie because it had just come out and we had just gotten, we had just gotten TVs in the headrests of his car. And I was like, dad. I'm so happy I brought that up. What happened to TV? What happened to them?

What happened? Do you remember when it was going on? Everyone's like, this is the greatest thing ever. Bring that up. What happened to TV? What happened to them? Do you remember when it was going on, everyone's like, this is the greatest thing ever? Bring them back. What happened to them? Everyone got iPads. No, not Limp Bizkit. Who's the guy from Pimp My Ride? Exhibit. Limp Bizkit.

Dude, totally different people. Did they realize that everyone was getting like, car sick or something? Because like, there's never... Grace, have you ever seen a TV in the headrest? Like in an SUV? He had it, where'd they go? And you guys, you didn't think it was cool, like growing up?

No. Oh, you... No, but like where are they? What happened? I don't know. It's like one of those Mandela effects, I think. Like just no one's talking about them. No one's talking about it.

They were my whole life. And I recently thought about that. I was like, wait, where's the TV on the headrest? Where'd they go? Yeah, like they're just like not... I think I watched Spice Girls on it once. I remember we were in New York City. I saw it on the street.

I was like, dad, you have to buy this for me. I think it was like literally like 20. Wait, like he pulled over? 20 bucks. No, we were walking down the street. Yeah. And we were like Canal Street. Was it like a guy in the back of a theater like jerking off?

Well, literally a guy with a camera in the back of a theater, like jerking off? Yes, yes. Literally, a guy with a camera in the back of a theater and like was filming it. Grace, you don't even know what these times were like. I don't even know what year this would have been. 2006, no, maybe 2004. I don't know what year this even would have been. And I watched it over and over and over and over again.

And I would like to say that we went through a really rough time in this country, and people, Chris, this is important, and people completely turned on Anne Hathaway. I don't know what it was, I don't know why, but all of a sudden everyone was like, we hate Anne Hathaway. I would like to formally say here

on the Giggly Squad podcast, I never went through that phase. Oh, I never did either I always thought she was that but she's Mia Thermopoulos. You're gonna turn your back on her She was the queen of you know starting a movie being ugly and then becoming gorgeous She's the princess of genovia prince of novia respect on her fucking name. She was everything She ages backwards that it also was just a concept of like, she was getting too much, enough people were jealous. That's what it was.

And it was giving like Taylor Swift. She's also really funny. She's smart. There's a reason she was in some of the most incredible cultural shifting movies of the decades. And people say that she's a reincarnation of... You conspiracy take charge. Of who? That her husband looks like William Shakespeare and that she looks like the wife Anne Hathaway.

And that they are like vampires and that they never died. Actually, that makes sense. That actually makes literally complete sense. So Renegade Beauty, basically basically it means like you're doing to your face what like people in the olden days would do. Like just soap and water. Actually I have no idea what renegade beauty is, but it's basically like minimalism and just being as natural

and minimal as possible with your skin. Well. It's called the lazy girl. I'm currently on a 12 stepper right now. We know. You don't do minimums 10, I feel like, for you. It's working, your skin looks great. Thank you.

What is it? It's called face reality. I'm like fucking obsessed with it. It looks so good. No, I really feel, like I don't have any of those little bumps that I used to have. I used to like really piss me off in the summer. I mean, I have one pimple right here, but I have my period right now. I'm also in all white, which I don't know any of those little bumps that I used to have that used to like really piss me off in the summer I mean, I have one pimple right here, but I have my period right now

I'm also in all white which I don't know why I did that because you like to live life on the edge Yeah, I'm just you're crazy crazy. Um one note Oh, I also wanted to yell at you this weekend while I was in voice rest. Well, I want to say your full name Do you remember? You know when you have someone, you're mad at someone, so you have to say like their full name. And I was like, for a second, I couldn't remember your middle name.

And I was like, wait, it's a car. And I go, Pidge Honda Disorbal. My mom, that was the best thing she's ever, she's like, now that's funny. That is so funny. I don't know about his special, but that was funny. Now that is so funny. So your name is Audi.

Audi. I have no relation to the car. I don't think anyone thought you were related to a car. No, I'm really. It's my second cousin. I thought, like, I think, my, my, my My favorite pronounces it Audi. But it's A-U-D-I. but some people say the car like ow-dee or like aw-dee,

but I'm just making sure, if anybody was wondering, I'm not related to the car. Do you know I actually wanted to say hi-on-day, but I didn't know how to pronounce it, so I just said hund-ay. Are you saying hun-day? Is that what it sounds like? Hi-on-day?

Hi-on-day, hund-ay. Hyundai, Hyundai Sonata? Yeah. Wait, that sounds like... I don't know why. That sounds like a famous person's child, Hyundai Sonata. My daughter, Hyundai Sonata. It sounds like they could have gone Surrey Cruise or Hyundai Sonata. She's walking in the Chanel show. She is 5'2". Brooke Shields, watch the special. I'm freaking out. And her daughter's really cool.

She commented on Giggly, Insta. Brooke Shields? Yeah. Honestly, she's so funny. Shout out to Brooke, you're incredible. Also, Chrissy Brinkley's daughter, Sailor, followed me. No, it's a lot of Gen Z and I'm... How do you feel?

I'm not nervous because I... See, my head's huge. I'm like, I am Gen Z leader. No, because I know that they don't see us as like, oh, they're like possibly close to our age. Like they're Gen Z too. I think they see us more as like, oh, they're millennials, but like they're actually like not bad.

They're like kind of cool. Grace, is that how... Like they could be friends with us. Do you think that's how they're thinking? What are they thinking? How are they thinking? She said we're not cringy Millennials. It's cuz I have a put it on my fucking tombstone wait so Apparently what is the like rollout for this cat announcement like what is do you need to do a photo shoot? Okay, well I will say that my real estate agent was like, hey, keep it on the DL that you got a cat. Oh yeah, you can have cats.

Don't want anything to happen. Like I do need to run it by your building. Because originally I texted him and I said, hey, can I get a cat? And he said, did you already get it? And I said, no. And then I posted the cat on TikTok and he said, so you got it.

And I was like, oh, sorry. I was on voice-press. I was on voice-press. Wait, what are you doing for Instagram? Like, what's the vibe? I don't know. You know what I think you're gonna do? I know what you're gonna do.

You're gonna do an outfit photo and she's just gonna be in the background. I don't want like her. You're gonna be subtle. I want her to like. Live a normal life for a bit. Live a normal life. Wait, I love how you like, she's so innocent right now and you don't want.

Like she's not getting her own Instagram handle. No, you can't. That's too deep. Like she's literally, she doesn't, she just came home from the hospital. No, you can't. That's too big. Literally, she doesn't, she just came home from the hospital. Like, she's a baby. She has to literally nestle and like, chill. Honestly, like, and Butter's kind of just used

to this life, like she's on Faze, and Butter was older, so the fame didn't hit her. Like, she's the same Butter, since- And Daphne's like, she doesn't know many people, you know? Like, she's- She's four days old. Yeah, she's just getting her bearing. Do you know cats know when you're talking to them?

Because naturally this just happens as a cat mon. You start going, I know baby, boo boo boo. And they know it's to them. No, Daphne's the prettiest girl that's ever walked the planet. I tell her about a hundred times. I tell her every day, which is one day after another. I tell her once an hour. So tell her every day, which is one day after another. I tell her once an hour. So do you want to apologize to me?

I do. I sent a formal apology to Hannah and Sierra, but you really deserve a bigger one, because from the moment I've met you, you've been like, you're a cat, you would love a cat. And I went from like, you're insane to being like, I got a cat. I need another one.

I'm like, but if Daphne does get it, feel a little lonely, we'll, Well, that's what happens. People will be like, I think my cat's lonely. Some cats don't fuck with other cats and they're just obsessed with you. And I feel like you do not need two cats. I don't need two cats right now.

I love how this is the conversation has turned to how many cats should Paige get. No, I definitely don't need two cats because there's some man on the internet somewhere being like, see, she's just gonna be an old cat Lady, and I'm like it hopefully well think about it. Brooke has a cat you have a cat. I have a cat Kate Beckinsale has a cat Taylor Swift has cats. I feel like it's cat girl summer No, it's cat girl summer, and if you want to adopt a cat from Southampton Animal Shelter. There's a ton available right now um

So get a cat. This is the Cat Podcast. This is the Cat Podcast and we'll see you next week. Housekeeping. Housekeeping? Oh, I have an espresso drink that's so fucking good. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You didn't tell me anything about this.

Sorry, I have an espresso drink. Okay, so basically it's like coffee, hazelnut. You know I fuck with hazelnut. So it's kind of like giving like a little bit of a Nutella coffee, hazelnut. You know I fuck with hazelnut. So it's kind of like giving like a little bit of a Nutella vibe. Hazelnut and then just like chocolate syrup. No, I've been... Wait, did you like try a bunch of different flavors? So when I moved into my new apartment, I was like, I drink espresso now.

Like she lives on the Upper West Side. She has espresso. So I started like making them and like my assistant assistant would come every morning and we would like, that was what we looked forward to in the morning, like making our coffees. Yes, basically. And I'm a barista. And so then Nespresso came to me and I was like,

I actually already know what I would want my drink to be and now we have it. So until August 15th. And you can get a free one. It's available now. Yeah, if you go into the store. Did you send me any? I didn't.

Well, it's iced coffee. How am I going to send it to you? Oh, you have to make it in the thing. You have to make it. No, but that's so fun. At the Nespresso stores, they have them. By the way, Paige sent me flowers because you're really good at that.

You know, I actually didn't send you flowers because I have like the most gorgeous flower shop across from my apartment. So I went and got them and then I made my assistant bring me to your apartment. You grew flowers, picked them. Nurtured them. She did knock on my door and I was like, did I order Indian food again? And she opened the door and I was like, oh!

Yeah. And that was, I went to the CVS on the corner, got that card, wrote it and then I said I need you to personally deliver this to Hannah because I knew if I brought something to your special it would have been left there. Oh for sure. To the party. Yeah. So everyone stream the special at least one more time tonight. It means the world to me. I love you guys so much and thank you for all your fucking kind words. Also have you seen the reposts? Everyone has the cutest animals and the cutest little TV setups like wall art and like Everyone is the cutest little living rooms. They're posting when they watch the special Oh, I was like for I feel like I'm on a HGTV show of like how to decorate your TV

No, that was good aesthetics and the girls going out, or they're like eating macaroni or tacos. Honestly, I'm very entertained by all the stories. Keep tagging me. Our book is available. And we love you guys. And subscribe to the newsletter. I'm going to put Daphne's photos in the newsletter,

because she's just not ready for social media yet. I kind of love. Yeah, she's a giggler thing for right now. Yes. So I'm going to put exclusive photos in the newsletter. She's starting an OnlyFans. Love you guys, bye.