Giggly Squad - Giggling about wackness, piercings, and lavender marriages

Episode Date: December 2, 2025

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What's up gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. Hello, my Galactic Gigglers. I feel like we use that one all the time. And I don't know what it says about us, but whatever.

We used it every week. We used it. You said Galactic. You go, boo. same one as last time you just think that like we'd come up with something after five years well for some reason god forbid i like take some time to research the g word but also like are we joe rogan it pops up on you every time talking about aliens yeah well i like to be psychic about it like what comes to me in the moment can i just call you out real quick i mean we're too we're literally like a minute

and 14 seconds in but sure that's exactly how I wanted to start like the Monday back to work after a holiday week just have at it fucking day no it's actually it's a compliment it's a

okay oh okay then you know what please the floor is yours so obviously we like it takes us forever to like get on at the same time to record this pod you know I had food coming then Paige had food coming then whatever when we're virtual it's like it's it's literally we're in college and we have to do a

group project yeah we're like way that's so crazy because billy actually just texted me back and like invited me over and so like i have to go our group leader grace is not here so me and you are like do we do it is it even due do you want double check when it's due actually the weather is supposed to be really bad tomorrow so we're probably getting a snow day anyway so like it doesn't actually matter Did you see how windy it was outside? I think a monsoon is about to hit. No, we, well, we finally got it together and then you're taking like forever because you're like, I'm free. Will we ever feel the happiness you felt in college where you knew the next day was a snow day?

No. Like, I don't think I've ever felt that level of like relief, excitement, happiness well there's also the tension of like do you know like the couple hours where it starts going around like it could be a snow day it could be a snow day and you're asking around you're like you're turning into a meteorologist you're like checking the fucking i'm on some website i've never been on before with like blue like fucking signage i'm immediately planning my outfit i'm like are we going opera ski chic or are we going comfy cozy like that was always my no because you're like do i have to study for eight hours or not like tell me right now also were you the one that said to me that you wanted to be a meteorologist but you didn't know that actually had to be scientists that's the funniest thing i don't know where we were we were like about to go on live tv or something and you just go do you know i wanted to do this until i learned you how to actually be a scientist which is berserk it's literally that tic-tok sound when it's like you spend too much time with the same person it's like the ancient romans believed that you

Okay, I for like my whole life was like I'm going to be a news anchor and then once I saw like a meteorologist who had like a pretty outfit on I was like actually going to be sold done are you kidding Well also they like kind of seem like they do the least work like but they're really important they're on for four minutes but they're so important and they have star quality people wait for the weather yes they're like weather in 10 minutes and everyone's like and you could be wrong and no one cares it's perfect for you you could literally fuck up every time and they'd be like it's the weather you never know i could come back the next day and be like oops my bad no can i just say like why can't they find one nerdy person to just tell the meteorologist what to say well essentially i feel like it is essentially every like meteorologist is logging on to like software to like track storms and I think they're like sharing information the way like the news station share other information like news stories so I think they I think

it is like a one big collab okay yeah tag but I but it is you have to know science and I I was like you know what guys I famously caused a lot of drama in college when we all talk this took this weather class that was supposed to be easy with like nimbus clouds and stuff turns out the hardest class ever all of us failed and then it was a whole thing but like clouds are really fucking confusing like no like it like i almost didn't make it through that class oh yeah so this is what i'm mad at you about oh yeah oh we got so sidetracked okay yeah so you're like nowhere to be found after she's like i'm ready right now and then i like send her the link and she's nowhere to be found so then i always go like are you okay and she goes sorry my computer's acting whack right now and i go wait bring back whack

i don't think i ever stopped it is the best word ever i feel like i say whack all the time it's in my everyday jargon and if you want to go real crazy you go that shit's whack if you want to be a real new york sneaker head wait i just so whack because here's the thing it's such a good describing word for so many different genres of your life like i've said it about so many men's behavior like he literally was just acting whack whack like the vibes were all it was just like insane also you don't have to speak english and you know what whack means like whack you know what that word means it transcends cultures i guess is that such a millennial term i think it's a new york term oh but i also like could be completely wrong because i've never left new york wait what else do you

use whack for like um outfits like uh if someone's appearance if joan rivers was born in 1992 she would have definitely said whack that shit's whack also yeah like that's just like a whack outfit like what the fuck is going on here Can I call out fashion people for a second? They're running out of adjectives and you know how they get like really into one. You remember when everyone said major for like two years? And then people shortened it to mage. That's mage.

And you could be talking about literally like a sandal or like a full prada outfit. And they'd just be like that's major. I feel like that was like Rachel Zoe effect. Wait, I'm like really on a ginger ale kick. Oh, good for you. Thanks. Shout out Canada dry. We love Canada.

We love... Sorry. Big fan of your work. Okay. What were we just saying? Oh, I was just saying whack is a great word and we should use it more. Yeah, no, it is a really good word. How was your Thanksgiving?

My Thanksgiving was really fun. I would like to report that our family feud, annual family feud, girls won again. It's like four years in a row. It's like, it's embarrassing at this point. It's not fair. the biggest debate of Thanksgiving and this wasn't even like in my immediate family

it was just like by standards and like because you let random people in on Thanksgiving your Thanksgiving you have a doors open policy on Thanksgiving like anyone who's anyone is joining yeah and Kim loves loves it so Kim loves hosting I didn't realize how much my dad loves toast and I think that that's something that's come with age like at any moment

he was like offering people toast and I was like oh not like doing a toast like literal bread no like actual sourdough I thought you meant like he kept wanting to give all these nice speeches oh god no that is the opposite of my dad's personality he would never do that that's insane he'd need seven beta blockers for that um I don't even think he's going to be able to talk on my wedding it's a whole topic of discussion anyway so one of the big topics of discussion that was lavender marriage and i was explaining to a male what lavender marriage was a gay man i think that's important for this story no i think that's important because a straight man i there was a straight man sitting on the side who said why is it called lavender and I was like an actual excellent question

I have no idea what the answer is to that but we both think it's pretty I was going to say because straight men don't know shades of color and lavender is a shade of purple like maybe no straight guy would see purple and be like that's lavender correct so the female side of the argument was saying that lavender marriages have become more and more prevalent because women in our age group, it's the first time ever that we're surpassing men in our age group. Like we make more money, we graduate college more, we own more houses, things like that.

And then it's harder to find a partner that you feel like has all of those things or is at least working toward all of those things and is also emotionally intelligent, like to your level, like whatever. Like, yes, there's an argument that you could date older, Or younger, whatever, but whatever. Not younger. No, not younger. That wouldn't really work.

So we were explaining that more women, and yes, we're still on a biological clock, that more women are choosing a stable home with their gay bestie, having obviously different sexual partners, but like he's the dad, she's the mom. They're always together. They do family things together. But it is economically efficient in some cases to, be married so it's like why don't we do life together make it easier for us financially we can have the family we wanted like we have biological children but like we date other people like wait

i thought lavender marriage was when you didn't really know if he was gay but everyone else is like he's gay like he doesn't know he's gay i think maybe that's it but we turned it into something i was like i had never heard of this listen we were a couple wines deep we were we're like what Can we talk about that's religious, but not too religious? Not too religious. That's a bit political, but not too political. And that's where we landed. And we, people walked out.

People walked out. So the guy that we were explaining, that I was explaining this to, said, okay, I understand. My argument is, don't you want more for yourself? And we were like, well, of course we want to meet someone and that you get all of those things and you're also romantically involved. But sometimes it's give and take.

You don't have enough time. It's like certain situations happen. And he couldn't get past that like we would immediately resort to some type of lavender marriage. And so words were exchanged. And then turkey legs were brought into it. It was someone hit a turkey leg and then that was a response at some point. It was like someone took it a little too person. Someone didn't realize they were in a lavender marriage.

One thing I did realize, though, I think this is like my first, I don't even want to say confrontation because it legitimately was not even like a real confrontation. Also, it definitely wasn't your first. No, I'm saying it genuinely I think was my first post being on reality TV. Oh yeah, post-reality TV, yeah. I had an out-of-body experience. Oh, when your heart, like, oh, my God, they're arguing. And I immediately, my first thought was- Looked for cameras.

Is there music playing? When I was like, wait, my hair. My hair is still up. Well, that's the thing. Whenever there's something you know is going to make a good scene, you always were like, I have the best outfit for this fight. Oh, I love doing that. No, but I immediately, my first thought was like,

oh, let me jump in and explain what each side is meaning to say, because I see where it's getting lost in translation. You started a fucking confessional in your closet. And then I go, wait a minute. I actually don't have to say a god damn thing. I sat there. I said, mom, I think I will have a sleighs of apple pie. And like, move to my dad.

I'll sit back and enjoy. I was like, what a debate. How fun. But I think it's important for people to understand reality TV where like, as someone who's like, was like, okay, we're in it. we're fighting we're fighting again we're fight the fights are keep going um i literally haven't had one friend fight since right me neither i'm not being dramatic and it's been like four years maybe we should like schedule a fight between you and i to get at least like a boxing match

something get something i mean i feel like every giggly squad is like its own form of mind gymnastics so true we really make you think on this pod we really do also not to radicalize everyone and to take it a step further wait that just no I'm just aware that like we are capable of radicalizing women and if we were like stone every man right now they would so like with that power comes great responsibility so don't want to radicalize people however I did read that a lot of women are doing what you explained where they're just like okay I feel successful I feel fulfilled married women can be the least happy like married women can be the least happy like married men are the most happy where married women like are making the least money whatever some of them like imagine if me and you never met anyone they're just moving in with their girlfriends getting sperm having kids and then like co-parenting all the babies in like a beautiful just like feminine commune using the same sperm not the same necessarily but like we'd get pregnant we move into a mansion and then just like

sometimes I could breastfeed your baby if you're sleeping like we're just like taking care of why did I go there Hannah and Paige Try new things takes on a whole different era Imagine one day we just have a YouTube channel

and it's turned into you breastfeeding my baby I think there's like a few steps that I took a way different turn than I've ever intended on taking because that is so crazy back in the day the women would like communally raise the children like the children were the tribes you know totally it takes a village it takes a village so i think we're recreating like women villages because it's like if your man is not an asset and if he's actually like ruining the vibes and that happens to a couple people you're like hey why don't

we just we're making money come together it's an option i mean i froze my eggs so if i was like in my 40s and i felt like that i would be so fine to do that like yeah i would do that there is something so chic about like at 44 just like smoking a sick and being like i'm gonna have a baby i'm gonna have one baby being 44 and having one daughter in new york city that was a thing like growing up i had a lot of friends whose moms were like 80 and then i realized like oh she was like the CEO of some like huge tech company that like randomly was like okay i need like i'll have like a little baby i guess at like 50 yeah and they're always like badass and they wear great clothes okay guys we're back with a round two of holiday

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So then I was back Well look I'm the favorite So I was like This is what we all want to do right I'm like let's all We go to a restaurant I'm like Nana Papa

You don't have to cook You're literally 83 And because they want to I'm like no We go to this restaurant And it was so cute So nice My Nana has her sparkly

Cane Everyone's loving it She has her declatage out She's complaining she doesn't It's a holiday It's a holiday she's looking amazing we're taking selfies in the bathroom then my mom goes you know it's really important that we ask our elders like Nana Papa questions about when they were younger like it's

really important yeah I was like yeah and she goes Nana like what was your bedroom like when you grew up what a phenomenal question right and Nana goes I didn't have one and we're like what And she goes, yeah, I just slept on the couch. And we were like, what? And she's like, yeah, we had one bedroom. And we go, but you had two other sisters. Where did they sleep? And she's like, I don't know.

I'm like, man, did you not have a bed? And then she was like, didn't have hot water either. And we were like, Nana, what the fuck? Wait, where did Nana live? Then I turned to Papa. And I'm like, Papa. He goes, yeah, we had to boil water. and pour it on ourselves and i was like what so we it started funny and then we were like i was like

mom did you know nana didn't have a bed growing up she was like no and then nana goes i wanted to be i wanted to be an artist and i wanted to be um a hollywood movie star but then i was 18 and i'm i was 18 i met your papa and next thing you know i had three children that's what you did back that and everyone was just like sitting there inside and this is just two generations like this is no i was just gonna say and so when people act like oh my god women are like rebelling and the reason of the male loneliness epidemic it's like no we're just it's the first time that we're allowed to like go outside literally for some we have a credit card no like it's literally the first time we've lived alone made our own decisions like wait i love that your auto response when something is

awkward or like depressing is to immediately laugh no we were dying laughing we're like no that's so sad like how do we not like my mom didn't know her mom grew up like that but then she had to get married so they could get a shower so when they got married they got their own place with a shower and they were like living large and i was like i get it i would get married too if i like didn't have hot water. Fuck yeah. I've done more for last. I've done more for less. I've done so much more for less I feel like. And then I'm thinking about how I like complain if I like forgot my face wash. Yeah. I'm doing a full 18 step girl shower and I'm mad if like my face wash like smells weird.

No, there's a lot of times where I think where like one of the things I really try and practice in my everyday life because I really truly feel like it's the key to like manifestation is like being grateful for things and one of the things I always am grateful for is that I don't live in any other time period even though we know that you would have been iconic with like Marie Antoinette like totally but I'm not making it like I was born in the right time period you get a UTI and be no it's not even first of all my UTIs they would have taken me out in like any 18, 17, 16, 1500s, I'm dead. Next, I, no, I just, I wouldn't be able to do it.

Like, I wouldn't, no, like, if I'm uncomfortable, I can't, I literally will have a panic attack. No, but this is the thing, Paige. Do you remember when I brought you to the best Western and you, you were great? You were scared and you, you were upset, but you thrived. Like, you can deal with more adversity than you think. You just like. was funny about that night that you piled me into a room with seven other people and made me sleep

in the middle and a straight man was there that was crazy work on your part the one of the craziest things about me though is when i do hit some type of adversity i'm always like i'm going to be up all night like i'm never i'm immediately out like a light because my body is like truly like we cannot experience this for a second longer we're putting ourselves to bed like you lived in a sharehouse for like 10 years years every summer like you've done you've done hard things and must go to bed like because my body was like I can't but we can't so yeah I literally was like do you remember when Nana grew up living in a cardboard box so that's like the new thing we're joking about within the family so like you live and you learn and it was a beautiful like full circle moment to spend with no it really is especially

because as you're as her granddaughter you have put her in so many different things and she's experienced so many things that like well that's my thing like she's a star i grew up like walking in a room and everyone looks at her like she is the like italian marilyn monroe of my generation so she deserves all the attention and she loves it she loves her fans she wants to say hi to you guys i love you i love my fans i'm i'm posting every day with a nice long caption um so yeah happy holidays okay happy holidays Fuck it. You know what? Hell yeah.

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Wait, what were we just going to say? I was going to say something. You were going to say what you were going to say. Right. Okay, got it. Perfect. You're going to forget. If you keep laughing, you're going to forget.

Stop. Okay. This is what I was going to say. In a world's full of Ozumpic. What? What? Stopping. I didn't do anything.

have in a world full of osumpeg everyone's skinny i mean it's actually it's that's like a whole separate story i can't actually truly get into it right now because it's making me ill everybody is skinny the only person i want to see skinny is rob cardashian that's it that's the only person i want on the shot like everybody else totally do what's right for you your body your family Yeah. Rob Kardashian, I need, I need 2009 Rob Kardashian back. Now, look, I accept Rob at all sizes. Totally. However, if anyone does have access to Ozmpic, it's Rob. It's Rob. It's Rob. Has there been any Rob's sightings recently? You know, I'm not sure, but like I saw a TikTok of him recently. It was like a Kardashian mashup, and I really, realized that like Rob

Kardashian 2006 to 2012 was my exact type. Yeah. Yeah. I'll die on a hill. I love Italian. He looked Italian. He was so funny. Yeah. He had earrings, I think. He's also so little brother energy.

I was big into earrings at that piece of my life. Like a chunky diamond earring on a man. Yeah. A cubic zirconium. I think that's what it's called. When guys used to get one ear pierced back in the day, that was like, they were naughty. They were really bad boys and they like never even got a hand job before, but they're getting their ears pierced. Anyway, I'm pretty sure.

I'm pretty sure my brother got his ears pierced one time in high school. And I'm pretty sure my mom literally, I'm not kidding, physically ripped to them out of his head. Yeah, that's what happened to my dad. Like my dad immediately they were like, take it out. Yeah. Take it out. I don't think it even lasted like an hour. no poor guy

actually I told you yeah one of my little family members was like my mom's not letting me get an earring and I was like I'll pierce it right now and he's like what and I'm like yeah just some ice and you just stab it and he's like I have to check with her first do you know actually one of my cousins is like totally we'll just do that

yeah like she's pierced all like pierced her ears no I've I we both just have one piercing right i actually have three in each ear oh my god wait are you looking at me differently you're a punk you're okay did you shop at hot topic wait when was last time you had them all in okay crack is whack i i've been waiting to say that the whole lot My mom wouldn't let me hang out with you if you came in with fucking piercings up to your forehead. Saying crag is whack to me is insane. Wait, me running into every party bathroom.

Crack is whack. That's why they don't invite you to parties, Hannah. You run in and yell to their face, crack is whack, and film it. You would have been my favorite project in high school. So I got my second and third hole pierced. when I was like 26 it wasn't like I wasn't in like high school or college or whatever I knew you then yeah you didn't even tell me yes I'm pretty sure we've talked about this but the best part of this story is that I told my mom and she didn't talk to me for like four days yeah because it's yeah she

shouldn't that's crazy behavior at 26 yeah but I was like I was like mom it's literally my ear and I'm almost 30. How often have you, like, fully had him in? I used to do it a lot all the time. I mean, I'm sure one of the, I mean, some of them probably are closed. But, like, if I really want to, I can, like, poke through. But I wanted it because, like, I just thought it looked cool when I would wear, like, hoops and, like, studs or, like, three different size hoops. I like, like, I wonder what the trends are now for Gen Z's with piercings.

I'm not really sure. Because there was a time where, like, everyone had, like, the top. pierced or whatever see I never went there with my brain like I never even thought about it never thought about it this does remind me though back in the day like maybe 2016 I started like being online and I made friends with this um influencer Jerobine who is still a creator and she's iconic like she was like a soul cycle instructor and like tatted up and she wore like rings all the time Like at that point, I felt like girls who wear rings are like a different level of like, cool. She would wear rings all the time.

Yeah. And she just was like cool and a vibe and fashionable, whatever. So we go to eat coffee and snacks. And then she's like, I want to get my nipple pierced. And this is the problem when people meet me. I think my energy gives. Yeah. I will get my nipple pierced with you at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday.

and then they're thrown for a loop when I'm like I'm scared I'm terrified right now like you're like I actually I don't even handle caffeine while I go this whole milk latte is going to ruin me like this is the crazy part of my day this whole milk latte um I'm actually scared with this whole milacete so then I was like I'll come with you though and I think she thought I was like gonna be like yeah and I'll get I'll get this next you know I just hung out with her as she got her nipple I couldn't even watch it I started to gagging i was like like it was so intense and i was like are you okay and then we never saw each other again i did not think that that the story ended you hung out one time well like we're still friends

but i i don't know i think she moved like takes you in different places wait i forgot to tell you guys i this is so i feel like i'm like back with my friends to be like like how i embarrass myself with other friends, I went to one of these, like, events where you, like, sit down and have dinner. Yeah. And I finally start. A dinner. Also known as dinner. This is crazy event called dinner.

I went to this new concept. They're trying it, but, like, only in certain parts of the country. Sorry, my Nana didn't eat dinner until she was 22, okay? It's new in our family. Nana's like, dinner. We ate grass. And there wasn't even a grass in Brooklyn. Anyway.

Oh, God. Okay. So I actually was like nervous. I like, because I didn't go with anyone. So I'm like, I hope I make friends with someone. And finally I start like bonding with someone. Like in it, I'm like, oh wait, they like me. Like they're liking this interaction.

I'm fun. I'm cool. And she then turns to me and she goes, I have a weed pen. Do you want to smoke outside? Wait, where is this? this is that like a event thing okay yeah and in that moment i felt like i was 12 years old again and my crush asked me to smoke weed with him and i said i can't my mom doesn't let me and then he never talked to me again so she looks at me and i go oh sorry i don't smoke the disappointment

in her face was and i was like i support it though like i will go outside and keep talking like we are while you smoke and she was like she literally pushed back she's like you don't smoke and I'm like oh you're not going to convince me now like I'm not I'll ruin this party I don't want to do this and also we just met like this isn't like if page wait that's so weird no she literally was like you don't and I'm like I'm not lying to you like I'm also like it's Tuesday again it's a Tuesday and I could just I feel like smoking like you have to be a particular type of person I feel like to also smoke weed and then walk back into a dinner of like a bunch of people and like have a conversation like I would personally die also like

what strand like what how much is it way like what color like you don't know any of that so even no even if a doctor walked up to you and said this is going to make you feel the best ever it's x y and z you'd be like no i just like you know i'm already anxious socially so like to see her like falling in love with me to then see her like disappointed in me and that she got me all and then like she hasn't hit me up so maybe it is funny that you i don't know what it is about you also do i want friends no but do i want them to want to be my friend yes i don't know what it is about you that people read your personality the majority of the time so wrong i'm so misunderstood. Thank you.

I'm so misunderstood. I don't mean to like... I'm working on it in therapy. I'm so misunderstood in this world. I really feel like you are. You are misunderstood though. There are so many parts of your personality that people are like, Hannah, that's so Hannah and I'm like, Hannah would fucking kill her.

No, but like, then it made me feel like I was like lying to her, but it's like, no, I'm, I love to chat. I love to... I'm like charismatic I don't know but that does but then I couldn't smoke weed with her and I wasn't cool enough yeah totally and but my husband's sober so he loves me and you don't need to smoke weed to have fun crack is whack you guys crack is fucking whack has been the theme and I did I really didn't think we were going there that this week oh can we add to my other social awkward encounters yeah I was in Florida all weekend. And when you're in Florida, shit's going to happen, you know? So I decide to order Uber Eats to this hotel, which is a risk, you know? Or Uber Eats to Hotel, especially when they don't bring it up to you, is a risk.

Yeah, there's so many variables. So many things can go wrong. So I decide. Safety issues. It's just a lot. Actually, I'm literally. thinking about your stress just thinking about it also like you forget your fork it's a whole thing anyway i for some reason i'm like i'm going to go down and meet them right there like i'm gonna

let's cut the middleman cut the middleman give me the fucking right hand it over eye to eye look me in my eye tell me that's my food yeah i'm starving so what'd you order i ordered from this Mexican place called grumpy gringo. Okay. So I go down and the lady's like, hey, they don't let us leave it at, we have to leave it at the desk. And I go, great. I'm actually in the lobby.

And then she immediately, order done. Cuts off communication. Cuts off communication. At a time like this. I'm in the lobby. And I'm looking at the counter, nothing on the counter. And I start panicking. So I wait in line at the counter, because there's, of course, a line of like, all these

people signing for vacation. I'm like, hey, any Uber-Eats orders? And they're like, no. And I'm like, okay, well, she said it was here. And then she disappeared, and she didn't take a photo, which is a no-no in the Uber-E's community. And also so suspect. So suspect.

I'm like, I think she ate my food. So then the lady's like, okay, it actually, this is a very confusing hotel. It could be in many different places. And I'm like, perfect. And she's like, you're just going to have to tell me the name of the restaurant. And I was like, I can't tell you that. and she's like tell me the name of the restaurant

and I'm like it's Mexican and she's like what is the name of the restaurant miss and I'm like I don't know and she's like can you check your phone and I'm like no and then we go back and forth for like three minutes

why didn't you just check your phone because I didn't want to say grumpy gringo in front of everyone and I'm like it's under Hannah it's room 1002 and she's like gave me the name finally out of nowhere

a bell man comes with my food and everything worked out but there was a moment i don't know i just feel like i was set up to fail we almost lost you i was so scared in florida but i also was in st. no fort mires and i said what's up saint pete you always do that at this point the guise are like get a new bit get a new bit sometimes it is hard to remember i was going to say there's also about ordering food in a hotel there's something like there's also i don't know what it is but there's something inherently embarrassing about waiting for your order in the lobby i also low-key always feel like i'm doing something

illegal because i'm like i'm like i know you guys have a restaurant here and i love it and i'm so proud of you guys i don't want to eat it it's not wendy sorry like i am going to get something else but i also feel like that's kind of illegal and then i also feel like sometimes i don't know why i get this anxious where i'm like do they think i'm waiting for a drug dealer that's like when you're a tsa and they're yeah i'm like no obviously they don't think i'm waiting for a drug dealer did i leave cocaine up my butthole from that one time no it's like irrational it's extremely it's vulnerable it's um violating yeah it's embarrassing and then sometimes they have like multiple bags when it's not necessary but it looks like you're going it looks like you're going to have like a secret

pig out which you are yeah but it's just like a lot if they were like give us your social security number and we'll bring it up to your room i'm like done what like literally give you my first born for you to bring it up to the room because if i have to put pants on and go downstairs also sometimes just showered to shower and then have to like your last shower of the day to shower and then have to go into public again it ruins the fungshue it ruins the flow i'm in a nashville khole oh oh i think you were like in nashville no i'm watching nashville still and i like couldn't get into it and we did pinpoint it too it's a musical and i just i can't do it were you on your phone during it.

Kind of, yeah. I think you should give it one more chance. Like, I'm not going to pressure you like now or tomorrow, but like don't completely, because there's 30 episodes a season. Like I'm... No, I know. My life has been lost to this. And it is like a soap opera where every scene, something happens.

Like the second I... They never lose me. I think it's like the cadence in which people in the South speak. And no, I'm not getting. No, I'm not getting. And it's, everything sounds so depressing, but yet, like, so ugly. Sorry, that was a bit harsh. What an unhinged hour this has been.

Like, I really, I don't ever have any expectations for what the bot's going to be. But this wasn't it, this week. This was not a. We want to apologize to the Academy. this is just matter well whenever i think it's a bad podcast people be like it was the funniest no wait hear me out here listen to me you know like you just came for half of the nation no okay you no i'm talking about specifically this show when they're talking about something what is the redhead girl's name like Connie brann yes like obviously things are happening

with her career and like something sad or bad is imminent like you know something's about to happen but every conversation it just sounds so like oh and what's going to happen like i don't know you're still going to be a famous pop star like i don't know but see i want to watch stories sounds depressing i want to watch stories about famous pop tart pop tarts famous pop stars okay now we're talking cinnamon swirl is the star and everyone knows it wait i thought of a crazy movie idea or just like someone's nightmare imagine you don't want to be famous like it's you know like people believe they want to be famous or they're like I mean you can imagine some people like it's their

biggest fear in life is to be famous and you're born with a twin sister and something happens with your twin sister where she like goes viral or like becomes a famous musician or famous something and then you're getting recognized everywhere because you look just like her but you didn't want this life okay and then what does they do they kill each other I don't know but That just sounds like you were like, I wish I had a twin so I could send her to work today, so I didn't have to go. I know exactly what that thought process is. Every Disney movie. Every Disney movie was about twins and being like, can you do this meeting for me?

It's so funny that you bring that up because for whatever reason, I keep getting on my TikTok these like Australian twin sisters and they're so fucking weird and they do weird things. And I'm like, what video did I watch a little. too long that now i get all i get are these people's videos anyhow it's so annoying though but i do love australians no yeah i do too so i want to do this twin video with you because they i'm on a weird twin algorithm too of like all these sisters where they put you why are we on this maybe because they think weird twins no i this is weird but they you ever see with the door and they go on separate sides of the door and they'll be like wave and like they both wave with their right hand it's like yeah they're fucking righties of course they're waving with

the right hand but i feel like they're like do a peace sign and they're like oh my god they both did a piece sign with their right hand but anyway i feel like me and you should do that there's nothing i love more than when my ovulation and cycle switches from that's the cutest video ever to no one fucking cares what fucking idiots I also, we have the same voting rights, you dumb motherfuckers. I also, I like watched, if you watch one full, like, cat saving video where, like, a cat, a spicy cat gets saved and then you have to watch the whole thing to see her, like, want to get affection, your whole feed is cats for like a week. Like, I'm in, it's all I have as cats. And then I send them to you and Graze and my mom, my nan.

So, like, I just have cat stuff right now. So I can't really help with good content. and I apologize to the cat in me again. Sorry, I'm just going to a really, going through a really tough time right now. But now whenever I see a beautiful rag doll do a commercial, I'm like becoming Daphne's agent where I'm like competitive. And I go, that's crazy because her nose is literally not as pretty as Daphne's. I'm so hyper aware.

Of the cat business. I'm so hyper aware to the cat modeling business. Who's her PR? Who does her PR? How does she get that? You go, who she signed? you're on IMDB going who'd she sign with does she even the other day a real sentence came out of my mouth was does that cat have a lawyer does that cat have a lawyer speaking of cat daphne launched our satin

collection which let me just say our photo shoot was so much fun and i didn't i we didn't release all of pictures but it was just the cutest thing and did you see my little video that I had to yes you did a full bits that I was trying to come up with yeah I feel like that was like I tried really hard you were wearing reindeer antlers I was wearing reindeer antlers I was wearing my grandma's like vintage coat and then I was wearing these jimmy chew I love how they're like can you wear Daphne and you're like I'm going to cover it with the full fur well I knew I wanted that fur in those incorporated somehow and then we have the brown satin set. We actually have a brown satin set that we can't see in this clip.

No, it was so funny. I was really giggling. Also, it's like shot very well. Like you looked gorgeous. Guess who shot it? Josephine. Josephine. We literally were there and we were just like, wait, let's do this really quick.

Josephine's a modern date, Quentin Quentin Quentin Quarantino is my, um dj name what did you just say quentin quarantine you're an ally you guys we're so tired i am so sorry i want to apologize again no here's the thing also every year around this time i get really hana can attest i get really snippy i get really like changing of the guards i get like you're in you're out yep goodbye there's a few things that in the new year i would like to change with giggly squad and one of them being i'm not sure recording on a monday is like the best thing ever wait i just got so scared i thought you're going to fire me you go uh first step on the docket who are you i'm literally trying to move in with you like what

no wait monday is hard when i'm on tour too when we tour okay it's hard when you're on tour specifically And also, I feel like when I have the most to tell you, it's like a Thursday. I'm like, oh, my God, I have so much to tell you. Can I just say, because I have been talking to the higher ups. And by higher ups, I mean, Grace. Yeah. We will have some fun things to announce come the new year as a present for the gigglers. There will be some fun stuff.

Nothing, no crazy changes. That just felt so millennial and I actually loved it. Like, we're teasing something. we can't say what it is like sit there wonder guests wipe up yeah yeah I love old school marketing no bring back radio advert I do hate though when people are like we can't tell you what it is but I did something great I'm like okay like this just annoyed me so much oh yeah we didn't do a good job on it no yeah like yeah I mean that's literally just what I did but I'm just letting you guys know that when it's cold and it's the holiday it's just no giggle squads

is coming up with something warm um also can i just say everyone's sick and no one's talking about it okay part of being a scorpio and being italian and being a witch like i am superstitious and i don't want to say something but like you've almost forced me into it i haven't been sick in years mentally or physically because the gigglers i would say Aside from chronic UTI, which I actually didn't even tell you, I suffered the most chronic UTI. You were in a UTI K-hole. I was in a K-hole and texted me during it saying I have a UTI right now. I took a call from my toilet.

I had to go to no cameras. I told everyone too. I'm open and I'm transparent, if anything. I said you have no idea what's happening to you right now. But let's get this out before the holidays. Yeah, say what you want about me, but there is a layer that I like to peel back. And you think that you can't handle adversity, like you can't stay at a Best Western. You have UTIs.

Like I had a UTIs. Like I had a UTI once and I like it was the most uncomfortable thing that ever happened to me. No, but I forgot what how lovely it is having a UTI when I'm at home with my parents. My mom like literally brought me toast or big on toast. There's a theme. Super huge on toast. I love your go my favorite thing to do is go to my parents so that I could take my pills so I wouldn't get nauseous. get a uti get attention what was i saying before that though that you never get sick

you never have it like i mean sick in in like flu like symptoms i've been sick for the whole month yeah i haven't been sick in like a really long time but i had gone a long time without being sick you know what it was you know what why you haven't been sick why because you keep your circle small yeah it's no it's so valid i got sick because love of my life, my opener comic, Allie Colbert got the flu. She got the flu. So honestly

she threw me off and I said look if you can't keep up, you go get out of the kitchen. That's what they say. I hate me sick. Especially on the road. But then she's like, I can't come next weekend. I'm like, that's fine because I feel great because I'm unstoppable. Two days later I'm like, I've been hit by a car. I've been shot. Yeah. And so yeah, Ali got me shout out Ali, love your work.

And then You just yelled, you just yelled and I heard a dog bark across the hall. I'm not kidding. Dogs are gigglers too. Dogs are gigglers too. Wait, I saw a meme that said

coming out as a dog hater in 2020-5 is like coming out of the closet in the 1950s. no we are so brave we are so brave some type of way today i was i went to um this apartment my friend was and there was a huge bulldog laying on the ground i don't know if you ever seen a bulldog in real life i'm like what is that like it's not i'm like what the fuck is that that's crazy people love them well it's like adorable and like well it can't breathe They can't look. So, first of all, the only reason I knew it was alive was because it was going.

Yeah, because you can hear it in my life. And I was like, your dog has a sinus infection, so do I. And then it started coming towards me. And that's one of these moments where as a cat person, you don't know how to act because it's like someone want to shake your hand and you being like, no, thank you. When I tell you when the dog came towards me, and this is a beautiful, ugly dog, I could smell it. I could smell it before I touched it. The dog? Ew.

Yes. Because when dogs get larger, they just get bigger. they just get bigger and by the way so cute from afar and then everyone goes everyone starts going oh he likes you so then i took like the back of my hand and like barely let it touch the back of my hand so then you turned into a cat anyway i did make friends with a dog and then you know when you're an elevator with a dog and they just jump on you and you have to say thank you there's certain dog etiquette that people need to talk about like imagine if your dog jumped to me and i went ah no um okay so anyway so in the

new year we're I think we're going to switch our day I think maybe we'll think about our day switch and then we have fun things to announce and do I'm saying it like the year's over but we still have a whole month full month but I'm just like I'm getting in my organizing mode you know I'm also going to Omaha Nebraska for the first time ever in my life next weekend for a show so I'm kind of excited I've never like I haven't been to a new place in a long time the only thing I can ever think of Omaha is Omaha Steaks. That's culture. And when you would watch Kelly and Regis, when you would stay home from school, one of the prizes

was a subscription to Omaha Steaks. And if that's not great marketing because it's stuck with me for years, I don't know what is. Regis, what a sweet, sweet old man. RIP. Zaddy. And then I'm going to Iowa and then I'm going to Kansas City and then I'm going to Des Moines. That's Iowa. Okay.

See you never. see you never um you guys thank you for giggling with us we love you so so much talk to you soon bye