Giggly Squad - Giggling about what happened in Fiji, love island, and first kisses

Episode Date: June 17, 2025

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I mean, the day just got away from me. Welcome to the Giggler Villa. I got a text, and it's from Paisa Sorbo. Isn't this just so crazy, coming to you live from VJ? Live from the middle of nowhere. 16 to you live from Fiji. Live from? The middle of nowhere. 16 hours ahead. A time traveler. Yeah, right now it is, okay, we're recording the pod

and right now it is Tuesday, June 17th at 12.35. I love how we tried to set it up and she was like, I'm not doing the math. Tell me what time you're free. And text me but I googled it because I don't know where Fiji is and I'm trying to learn and grow you're in the middle of the ocean I'm I'm pretty close to New Zealand and like I'm basically in Australia were you tempted to be like do I just go to Australia now? Well, there was like, okay.

See some ruse. I'm also like, by myself. Like I didn't like travel with anyone. Like obviously like production is here, but like I'm kind of like by myself. So like the one day I like got up and I like, I walked to like the coffee shop and I like got a coffee and I was like, what am I going to do with with myself today and I literally just sat on the beach like by myself and I was like you know what I needed this like I did you solve anything you figure anything out on that beach I didn't solve anything but no I did have a moment where

I was like oh my god if something like happened I'm I live here now like this is where I live I'm surprised Kim Disorbaugh let you go 16 hours to Fiji without I know like I was thinking like okay when COVID happened like people were traveling people were like doing different stuff and I had this panic where I was like oh my god imagine if like another COVID broke out and like I was just here. Ladies and gentlemen that is what anxiety looks like in real time. That's called catastrophizing and I learned that from my therapist couple years ago. And I'm like what if I die in Fiji? Okay there is so much lore. There's so much we have to go over. And every single thing I've seen online I'm like oh my god. For people who don't know she's in Fiji doing love island. Yeah. And you hosted. Just so many different things are Giggly Squad coded. I hosted one of the challenges on one of the episodes.

So let me just start from the very beginning. She was born in Albany, New York. Literally, I got introduced to Love Island UK. No, let me just start from the beginning. Okay, so I get a call probably like a month ago. Hey Paige, we'd love for you to come out to Fiji. They could have been like, you're literally gonna like wipe Ariana's ass. I'd be like, cool, I'll be there, can't wait.

What's my call time? So they're like, we don't really know what you're gonna be doing yet, but here are roughly the dates that we would fly you out. And so I'm like, great, I'll start looking for outfits. So all month I'm like, is this Love Island? Is that Love Island? Does this scream Love Island? I have so many people around me that are like, I've never seen Love Island. But from just hearing you call things Love Island or not Love Island, I feel like I know the vibe. That's like me when I was like, I need to be Olivia Rodrigo, this is not the vibe. Yes.

I do think though, you love Love Island so much, I think you overthought it. I was overthinking it. So then I do a fitting and I'm like, I hate everything. I'm like, no, and I'm leaving in like a couple days, okay? I'm like, I need so many more options. I'm ordering everything. I'm deconstructing dresses.

I'm like, let's just alter it to like- You learn to sew. Yeah, literally. Never got a text. No, didn't ask for my help once. Not even a, hey, what would you, nope. Hey, do you wanna help me? Nope.

That actually is interesting. Whenever I'm having a fashion problem, you're not even in my top seven. No, like it didn't even trickle down to me. I didn't even overhear it was going on. I'll just be like, how's it going? And you'll be like, impossible. Yeah, you didn't even get like the whiff of it through like a group chat.

You knew I would have blown up your phone because I would have felt so important that you asked me. Yeah, and it was like, I didn't need you also sending me dresses. Like I don't have time to look at like what your interpretation of me on Love Island is. You know, like that's just like, I didn't need you also sending me dresses like I don't have time to look at like what your interpretation of me on Love Island is You gotta need your brand of my Love Island

I don't have the man hours to sit and play with you Like the adults are trying to do something You have to go through your cat videos and your inspirational quotes and your Love Island outfits Absolutely not check check please. So like, okay. So you don't have an outfit. So I don't have an outfit, this is like five days before. Then, literally the day before I'm leaving for Love Island,

I literally have a tailor at my apartment like finishing something for me. I end up going to bed that night with four dresses. I'm like, I have four perfect Love Island dresses, okay? How many do you need? I'm one. Oh. Oh.

Oh. No, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. They told me I needed, they didn't tell me exactly how many I needed, but I definitely needed two And so I was like, okay, I'm going to I'm gonna bring extra two cuz like production anything could happen. You don't know I'm so stressed right now. Like this is my nightmare. And so I'm like, okay, I'm gonna check a bag But I'm gonna put my dresses in my carry-on like god forbid. I'm trying to like figure out all

Minimize any possible problem that could come, that could arise. Hot take, I hate a packing video, continue. It's really stressful. So I go to bed that night, I wake up the next morning, I'm doing like final touches, packing my bag, getting ready to leave, I get a call. Hey, they've added something on. Now mind you, it's Wednesday okay it's Wednesday

New York City time I'm leaving for JFK my flights at like six o'clock to LA. It's like 12 o'clock in New York right now I'm like literally about to get into the car to go to the airport in like an hour. I get a call in there like do you they're adding something on for you to host like I don't know exactly again we don't know exactly what's gonna happen once you get to Fiji like production will be in touch we'll figure everything out don't worry it sounds like you're getting kidnapped kidnapped by the way I'm like I have enough dresses I don't care about anything like I've done my

part yes I'm good don't worry about it yeah Like I've done my part. Yes. I'm good. Don't worry about it. I'm over-prepared. And they go, do you by any chance have an outfit that would be lumberjack themed? And I'm like lumberjack themed. That's when you should have fucking texted me.

It's literally I'm about to leave for the airport. I'm like, I don't have any, I'm freaking out. I'm like, no, I don't know. Now again, it's Wednesday, I'm leaving. I will be landing in Fiji Friday. Can you Amazon to Fiji? I don't know. I'm supposed to film this lumberjack themed thing

then like the following day. I'm supposed to film this lumberjack themed thing like the following day. Yeah. You're breaking out into hives telling this story, by the way. No, I'm not. So I'm like, Eureka. I'm like, wait a minute.

I have an outfit that's dark green and suede. Like that is the best I can do for lumberjack theme. And first I tell them, I'm like, I don't have an outfit. Like, what are we gonna do if I don't have an outfit? And they're like, don't worry, like we'll get something. And that's like, I'll cry. I can't leave that up to chance. I'm gonna be on Love Island.

You want my first outfit walking out, I'm just leaving it up to like, maybe we'll find something. You'd rather not film. I would have rather not gone. So I take a picture in the suede, I send a picture. They're like, oh my God, we love it. It's perfect. It's like, it doesn't look anything like the Islanders,

but yet it gives the theme like, please pack that. I'm like, amazing. I pack my cutie little outfit. I'm like, don't, I'm like, whatever. I have like all my other outfits. You're like the universe tried to bring adversity to my table and I said, fuck you adversity. And yet I persevere.

I'm like nothing but spilt milk. We're not crying about it. No big deal. I get on the flight to LA. I land in LA. See, that's crazy to me already. The fact you have to land in LA. How many landing did you do?

Only two. I left in New York at like 6 p.m. I land in LA, it's like nine, but it's really like midnight in our time. I am in LAX first of all, I flew American, which I never fly American. Not a single person helped me get to the next terminal. Like I didn't know where the Fiji take off things were. We're calling people out on the pod today.

No I'm literally I literally asked about seven people that worked for American and they all gave me different answers and I actually at one point started laughing and I go okay I'm gonna cry. Wait why is the airport like so easy to cry in? No, it's so easy to cry in. They'll be like, we're out of pepperoni pizza, and I go, why? Okay, something they don't talk about is you never see someone that works for the airline that isn't busy getting people on the plane that are at the gates. There's no just laymen. If you have questions, you can ask me. So I'm like trying to go in and out of like the like lounges and like ask people.

Finally, this like older gentleman helped me. But anyway, so I get on my flight to Fiji, my 10 hour flight. I literally pop his annex, fall asleep. Beautiful. I wake up, I wake up there. I get to my hotel, all is well, amazing. They're like, okay, settle in.

And then they're like, okay, so you're filming the Gotwood Challenge tomorrow. You have your outfit, it's lumberjacked theme. We'll pick you up at this time, awesome. I go to the set, I'm in hair and makeup. I'm like, wow, it's a scorcher out there. It's a real scorcher. And I'm like, but, it's a scorcher out there. It's a real scorcher. And I'm like, but when I have a job, I feel like an athlete.

Like I'm like, okay, but like we're doing the job. Like we're here. You will wear any heels, anything you need if it's professional to get the job done. If you have booked me for a job, know that I'm arriving on time. So I go up, they're like walking me through the set and they're like, and this is what y'all do

and then the islanders and all of this and blah, blah, blah. And so I'm not nervous, like panic attack nervous, but obviously like I'm about to host Love Island. Like I'm a little nervous, but I'm excited. Also, can I preface it by saying like, you love Love Island, we watched Love Island, like I'm a little nervous, but I'm excited. Also, can I preface it by saying like, you love Love Island, we watch Love Island, like this, you manifested, can we give some respect where respect is due, you manifested this.

Like, you're literally watching it on TV one second, the next day you're in Fiji, about to look all the couples in the eye. No, it's a dream come true. A dream come true. So like, how are you handling that emotionally? I'm not. Do you process anything?

No. So I pop a beta blocker in the morning because it's just... I took a beta blocker today by the way. Continue. You did good. So I pop like a normal one beta blocker, 10 milligram, nothing freaking crazy. I'm done with hair and makeup. And I go to someone and I'm like, oh, do you know what the other thing is that I have to film this week? And they're like, No, this is it. And I look at them and I go,

No, no, this isn't the outfit. I go, This isn't the outfit that I picked for like what I'm doing in the house. And they're like, Yeah, this is what you're doing in the house. Like it's you're hosting the thing. And I'm like, So I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is what you're doing in the house. Like it's your hosting the thing. And I'm like, so I'm like, oh, OK. But in my head, I'm spiraling because I'm like, this isn't the outfit that I wanted to be on Love Island on. And in my head, I'm like, I've already worn this before. I'm going to get fucking torn apart online. They're going to say Lizzie McGuire, you're a fucking outfit repeater,

which they did early. We're all over my Instagram being like, I think she wore that before. And now all of a sudden, no one's sustainable. Whatever happened to sustainable fashion? I rewear one outfit and I'm immediately about to get stoned. Mind you, it was an expensive fucking outfit. Like I should, anyway, so I'm up there spiraling. A lot of fabric, a lot of fabric. So I'm up there spiraling and A lot of fabric, a lot of fabric.

So I'm up there spiraling and I'm like, oh my God, this is the outfit. Like, okay, I thought it was Lumberjack slash Love Island. I was like, how much better could I get? Yes. So now look, like obviously I've filmed, we've filmed things before. We filmed reality TV, We know how productions work.

We know how like set works, whatever. As someone that's like watching it on TV, everything is so much faster, obviously, when you're watching it on TV. Like even filming a commercial, you're like, how do they film movies? Because this has taken years off my life. It could take six hours to do 30 seconds. It's insane. So it's a long filming day and we started pretty early. And mind you, I have just landed. I'm not even a full 24 hours that I'm there. So in no situation am I acclimated. But I'm fine.

I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna be a diva. I'm doing the job. You weren't like, hey, can I get seven hours say that. I'm not gonna like be a diva. Like I'm doing the job. You weren't like, hey, can I get seven hours of sleep right now? Yeah, so I'm like, I'm there, I'm doing it. I go out, I do my entrance. I'm like, oh, I'm not nervous at all.

Like, thank fucking God, I'm like born for this. I'm cool, I'm good, like don't need a beta blocker. Cause I was like, should I take two beta blockers? And then I was like, no, there's gonna be a lot of sun. Like I don't want it to like be too much. I'm just gonna take one. because I was like, should I take two beta blockers? And then I was like, no, there's gonna be a lot of sun. I don't want it to be too much. I'm just gonna take one. After I do my entrance, I'm not nervous at all.

I can host. This is so easy. The sun starts beating down on me pretty aggressively. And I'd say we're about, oh, I don't know, maybe like two hours into filming and I'm like- And you're just standing out there. And I'm standing. And I'm standing there and I'm in a full suede skirt. Now like- And you're just standing out there. And I'm standing. And I'm standing there and I'm in a full suede skirt.

Now mind you, obviously we're taking breaks. We're taking water breaks. They're coming over to me with like an umbrella. They're shielding me from the sun. They're having like ice packs, all of this stuff. And I'm so, I have a high pain tolerance. I will also say that. So like if I'm uncomfortable,

I'm really waiting until the very last second to tell you because I don't wanna be a problem. I don't wanna be bothersome. Also, let me just say you weren't just wearing a suede skirt, you were wearing a suede turtleneck skirt. Which had a microphone pack in the back of my neck. I also had the most insane hair extension. I was wearing a hat. The hair extensions are so heavy on your head. It's basically like you're wearing

a helmet. So I'm about an hour and a half, two hours into filming and I'm like, you know what guys? Real quick. Feeling a bit queasy. Let me take a minute to myself. I throw up. Everyone's like, oh my god. Wait, where did you throw up? In the bathroom? No, yeah, I went into the bathroom. I thought you were like, excuse me one second. Blah.

No. And that's showbiz, baby. No, we take a proper break. And I'm like, guys, I'm just like feeling like not myself, whatever. They're like, are you okay? And I'm like, yeah, like totally put me back in coach. Like I can do this. I just had to get that out of my system.

It's something I do. A little bug. It was from the Moscoti. Nothing to be alarmed. Like I'm good. So at this point I had gotten through, how many people had to go? Eight people had to go.

Out of? Out of, no, eight people had to go total. Okay. When I threw up, I was halfway there. I had gotten done, I had finished four people. And I'm like, I can do the next half. This is fine. This is all it was.

I just had to throw up, like I'm good. I get back out there, I get through two more people and I'm swaying a little bit, you know? I'm like, you know, I'm not feeling totally normal, but again, I'm not stopping the show that so graciously has asked me to come on. You start looking around to be like,

looking at people to see if you're okay. Like, is anyone else? I start looking at the medic, I'm like, why don't you make eye contact with me and you tell me if I'm okay and if that's normal on what I'm doing. And so then finally, I have like an ear piecing. So someone can hear me talking and I literally just go,

I'm gonna need another minute. And I go into the cabin in which they're like, they're literally is the whole game. I literally sit down, pass out. And they're like, okay, we're going to take your blood pressure. We're going to like, we're going to stop for a minute. They bring me back into the room and I'm like, guys, I'm so sorry, but like, I just don't think I can finish it. Like we had two people left and I felt, it took everything in me to also say that.

Cause again, I'm like by myself, so I have to like advocate for myself. Well, you're like, I don't want to, just how we were in Atlantic city and you're like, I'm not dying in Atlantic city tonight. You didn't want to croak in Fiji during wearing that outfit. No, so in my head, I'm like, not only am I not in the goddamn outfit, I'm fucking picked out.

You think I'm gonna go to a hospital in Fiji, have something happen to me and this is my final outfit? Like, no, you got me fucked up. So I politely said, like, I think that, like, I'm sorry, but, like, I don't think I can keep going. And if I do, like, I really will, like, pass out. Were you like, can you guys use AI? Like, you have enough footage.

I was like, can you fix it in post? They were like, oh, my God, don't worry about it. Like, you're so fine. Like, don't worry. We'll figure it out. And then, like, they, I couldn't wait to see how they edit it because I was like, I've watched this before. Like, they don't show'll figure it out and then like they I couldn't wait to see how they edit it cuz I was like I've watched this before like they don't show every single person go like they're gonna make it look like I literally was there and the narrator is like Paige had to step away from it and I'm like oh my

freaking god guys cuz it's reality TV yeah Paige texted me cuz I was just I didn't know what time it was and she just goes, hey, I fainted and threw up and had to stop during the whole thing. So I'm freaking out. Just like, are you okay? Yeah. Then I started thinking, like, is this part of the show? Like, are they going to be like, page? Oh, like, are they going to say it? Yeah. Oh, my God. No, I knew they weren't going to say that Someone's giving you the Heimlich. Here's the thing, Hannah, I do wanna say, one of my biggest takeaways,

is it so much better to be on the other side of reality TV? Well, we're still in that mindset of like, oh, this is your drama, lean into it. I was so excited to be the host of something and not be on it. The victim? to like be the host of something and not be like on it. It just felt so much like pressure taken off kind of, but here's the craziest part of this whole story. So finally, like at the very end when I'm like,

guys, I actually don't know if I can keep going. Like I feel like I'm so dizzy. Like it's just way too much sun, literally way too quick. Like I literally just got off the plane like a couple hours, like seven hours ago. And I'm walking out of the bathroom. Like I'm about to take my outfit off and I get a text from my mom.

Are you okay? Now mind you, it's 1.30 in the morning in New York. It's like 4.30 in Fiji. It's like 4 30 in Fiji. She's a Sicilian witch, a literal Sicilian witch. I go, wait, what? She goes, I was just awoken by something and I felt that I needed to text you and see if you were okay.

Is everything okay? And I go, well, I literally don't. Actually. I go, funny you bring that up. And you go, yeah, everything's okay, but can I talk to you for a second? I go, the most upsetting thing, Mom, is that my gold dress actually isn't going to be worn. Okay. Kim, this is what's on the docket tonight. First of all.

Fuck American Airlines. Second of all. If you want to start your day off now at 1.30, I've got a plethora of things. Oh my God, do you ever talk to your mom late at night and you're like, I don't want to get her worked up. I'm like, I'll talk to her in the morning. Go to sleep, mom. I'm not going to ruin your fucking day.

You had a good day, go to sleep. I'll ruin your day tomorrow, whatever I'm dealing with. No, oh my God. No, sometimes when me and my mom get on the phone, I literally feel like we're hiding from the rest of our family, because she'll always be like, oh my God, let me tell you this quick

before anyone comes home. I'm like, who's coming? The police? You can go in a different room. We're always secretively telling each other. You're like, Mom, you're in your own house. You're not a nom. But anyway, so I'm literally staring

at four gorgeous dresses. I actually don't know if I can say this, but I am gonna be on the After Sun show, which I'm filming on Friday. I love Maura Higgins. Maura's not hosting it because she's at Traders. So it's Sophie Monk from Australia. So I will get to wear one of the dresses there,

but I think I'm just gonna make a TikTok of the dresses I actually picked out because then after they were just like, okay, yeah, we'll see you next Friday for like after sun. And I was like, oh, but I have other dresses to come in the house. Like, it is kind of crazy that now you're like I think you well okay I have a couple thoughts okay if you love these dresses so much do you save it for another event

so they have their own moment they're just so love Island they're just for love Island okay got it just for love I like they're they're for love Island because you're about to go to Italy for three weeks. They're not. It's how? No. They're not Capri. No. They're not Capri. You should do it in the hotel room.

I am. I'm just going to do it for the gigglers because I want them to see it. Also, it was literally painting me to even see anyone's comments being like, that's what you picked for Love Island. I'm like, actually, I had so many good things picked for Love Island. But also, I thought that I got home. and that's what you picked for Love Island. I'm like, actually? I had so many good things picked for Love Island. But also, I thought that I got home, I get home Saturday night from Fiji,

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it's kind of nice to have a little bit of a vacation before I go on my family vacation. True. Also, you know, you need a pre vacation for your vacation. It's hard to just go right into it. But yeah, full family vacation. That's a reality show. Because it's not like I get to sleep in on a family vacation because my dad will literally have my head. That's illegal though. Gary needs to calm down.

Gary. Yeah so like I have to be up at a certain like and he wants to do all the things and like do like all do all the yapping and all that so I have to be more alert on my family vacation like right now I'm kind of like. You could do nothing. I'm doing nothing. The best is when you're in a beautiful place like when I I was on tour, I finally got to Miami and Des was like, are you at the pool? Are you like walking around? And I'm like, I haven't left my hotel room once because I finally have a second

and I know I'm in beautiful Miami, but I'm so fucking tired. No, there was like 48 hours where I only talked to any, the only person I had talked to worked here. Like I hadn't seen anyone. Sometimes the first time I speak is when I get on stage that night. I'm like, this thing work.

I'm like doing the same thing every single day, but I don't really have anyone to talk to because I'm so ahead. And you're like on a show, but you're not. Yeah, and I couldn't tell anyone I was here, obviously. Oh yeah, that was, that's crazy. crazy we hate secrets we're so bad at secrets. No I wanted to tell the Gigglers so freaking bad. I also got really confused about the time because I knew you'd filmed it and then I was like when is it gonna drop and I like really

confused myself and I kept. Well my mom said the same thing she was like well we'll see this next year cuz she's so used to like summer house. I'm like, mom, it comes out in two days. Cause I'm like, everyone's going to say my outfit sucks. And then I re-wear it. And she's like, Paige, you have a whole year. Don't worry about it. I was like, it comes out in two days. It's actually better.

Cause if it was that you'd be worrying about it for two years. Is there anything different about physically being there than what you thought it would be? At Love Island? Well, they let me go through the whole house because I was like, they were like, well, do you watch the show?

And I was like, guys, I'm like OG. I've watched all of Australia. I've watched all of UK. Like I know them all. And so they were like, oh, okay. So you like appreciate this. Being able to walk through where they get ready, I was like, all the girls are also so cute.

This was another moment where I felt, not like I'm saying like, oh my God, I felt so old because they were in their 20s. It wasn't that kind of feeling. It felt more like, I felt like, oh, I'm like a woman. You know, like I'm like a real woman. I'm like a real woman.

I'm like a real woman. I'm like a real woman. I'm like a real woman. I'm like a real woman. I'm like a real woman. I'm like a real woman. I'm like a real woman. I'm like a real woman.

I'm like a real woman. I'm like a real woman. I'm like a real woman. I'm like a real woman. I'm like a real woman. I'm like a real woman. I'm like a real woman. I'm like a real woman. I'm like a real woman. I'm more of an adult than these kids. Like they would look to me and be like what do we do? You are technically adults which is crazy. Yeah like I was looking at the guys and I was just like oh my god. Babies. I don't even think

any of you are hot because you're children. Yeah. And like this is just like so funny. I was searching for a doctor and I wanted to find a really good doctor and you know like you look at where they went to doctor and I wanted to find a really good doctor and you know like you look at where they went to school and I saw this woman and it said she graduated in 2013 which is when I graduate 2014 with when I graduated and I was like, okay, you just graduated You're not gonna be my doctor She's been a doctor for over a decade and I'm gonna go and say, I go, wait, she's been a doctor for over a decade.

But you know, and I literally was like, I'm not doing a doctor that graduated at the same time as me yesterday. No, that's happened to me too, where I've like, someone's like applied for something and I'm like, do we really think like she can do it or he can do it?

And then I'm like, wait a minute, I'm the same age and I can do my job. Like obviously they can do that, but like see like wait a minute I'm the same age and I can do my job like obviously they can do that but like see there's something about seeing it where you're like uh no also like when I have to put my birthday in now like I be scrolling like I'm like okay you guys added a decade here no one's born in the 2020s. That's crazy. Which actually brings me to another point.

I kept getting TikToks of, did you see that Vogue is doing like a summer camp? Yes, everyone kept talking about the summer interns at Vogue, but then I couldn't find the original video. Okay, because I don't know if I've seen the original video, but I've seen like so many of them. The amount of people tearing these 14 year old girls apart was unfathomable.

We've lost the plot. No, we've truly lost the plot. I understand people are angry, put it towards important places. Girls, these women were like, I mean, it doesn't cost a lot of money to be unique. I'm like, just say you're jealous that they're literally experiencing something

that you think that you deserve to have experienced. Like, they're kids. They're not runway models doing a runway show at Vogue. They're going to work. They're kids. What do you want them to do? They literally just got out of their mom's womb. Like, give them a goddamn break. They're 14 to work. What do you want them to do? They literally just got out of their mom's womb. Like give them a goddamn break. They're 14 years old.

This is the crazy thing about the internet is the algorithm makes things socially acceptable because like people see like, oh, if I talk about it I get views and next thing you know, it's normalized for a bunch of girls to be like shitting on 14 year olds. Oh, totally. I was speaking with my Gen Z cousin, shout out Andrea. She told me about dating in New York right now

and she's like, it's really bad. I'm like, what do you mean? And she was like, this one guy matched with me and was persistent about us going on a date where we walk by the river. This is New York City, by the way. I said, absolutely fucking not. Do you have a taser?

It's giving, he's throwing you in. Do you have a taser gun? Be by the river? I don't think so. No, it's crazy. So now I'm like all stressed about her. I said, don't talk to men. Don't talk to men, stop it.

So I'm like yelling at her. And then her and her friends were so fucking cute. They come up to me at this party, my cousin's graduation. They go, Hannah, can we ask you something? I said, yes. Come to the almighty one, the all wise one. And they said, and they said,

they said this one girl was hanging out with a guy at the end of school and then it's summer and he came and visited her from Albany all the way to where she was and he didn't kiss her and they hung out all day. I said he's nervous, these men are nervous and I would rather him be nervous than like too aggressive. I mean, 100%.

So like, I think because then I said, have you guys kissed before? And she was like, no, we just hung out in groups. And I was like, OK, it's actually, it's actually hard. The first kiss, like, I don't know, when I was younger, first kiss, like, you know, when you don't give him a chance, like you don't give him an opening and you kind of want them to figure It out. Are you having like PTSD? No, I'm like have I ever had a first kiss? No first kiss is stressing me out because I always was like doesn't matter how good the moment was then I'm like are my lips

Chapped. Oh my god. my breath is probably horrible right now. Oh my God, what's happening? Oh my God, like I'd just be freaking out. I don't know. I don't feel like I get freaked out. I don't get nervous because I feel like I go into those situations where not my job. If we're going to kiss or not and when the moment is,

not my job to think about. It's none of your business. It's literally none of my, our first kiss is none of my business. Like I'm not planning it, I'm not plotting it. Like you have to go in for the opening. I'm not doing anything. But you know when you like definitely like challenge him where it's like let's see if he can make this work because I'm not giving him any openings. Just grab my face. I'm a big proponent of like just take what you want. You also like being hit by bricks, so Whatever you're into we don't yuck anybody's yum. We really don't also speaking of youngins Lois shout out Lois my gorgeous gorgeous niece

She's been watching page and Hannah try new things What did she think so Jeannie puts it on for her every week? So I was facetiming her and she comes up to the camera, because she's like a teenager now, she's three. Right. And she's like, I saw you on TV. And I said, oh, was I funny? And she goes, no.

Yeah. And I go, okay, was I happy? She goes, yes. I go, was I pretty? She goes, yes. And I go, and was I I happy? She goes, yes. I go, was I pretty? She goes, yes. And I go, and was I funny? And she goes, no. She's not really into your humor, interesting.

Okay, who was I with? And she said, Princess Paige. So when I- And that's how I'm getting the word out to the younger generations on what my name is. Lois. Princess Paige, PP, are you familiar with the Laboobies? What's going on?

I'm so happy. I'm so happy you're bringing this up. Thank you. Bring it to the forefront. What the fuck is going on? I don't support it. Okay, I'm also so happy. Oh, Hannah, thank God,

because I was so nervous for a second. Bro. Okay. Bro. You've been, first of all, you've been going to the theater. Okay? You've been... Okay? That's all you have on me! Your whole personality is different. I can't even trust you.

You've been going to musicals. You've been watching the Tonys, not telling anyone. Okay? I'm scared. Someone said they thought labubus meant girls are going around having lobotomies. I mean, tragically. Just got my first labubu.

Here's the thing, a labubu is like, first of all, it's a beanie baby. Like everything comes back in like a modernized way. It's a beanie baby if it was like, my sleep paralysis demon. It's scary. Yeah, like this isn't the first time we've had like a thing, like a item where people are like, we have to find it.

And like, we have to get it and blah, blah, blah. Do you think Jane Birkin would like the boo-boos being on her bags? I like am not against them. Would I ever get one or put one on my bag or give a fucking up? Like absolutely not. But I think girls in high school and college,

like, oh my God, pop, yeah, get whatever you want. Like cute. I try to stop us though. Like I don't want us to ever be haters and to like not understand the younger community that I identify with. I do. I think the Boo-Boos are younger than even Gen Z.

We don't know how it started. Is there a funny story? What's the lore? Because I just saw these things appear everywhere and I don't understand it. No, it started in Japan and I'm pretty sure it is like a. Collectible. No, it's like a character.

Oh, of a TV show? Because this is what I'm trying to do. Just cause you don't understand it doesn't mean that you hate it. No, I don't hate it, but it's a toy. Yes. Like I'm not, it's a kid's toy. No, okay, it was created in Hong Kong by this artist.

And he had this series called Monsters. And so he made these like cute little things. And then like the whole lore of it was like, you didn't know what color you were getting because it was like in these blind boxes and it just got like so collectible and then like came over to the States. Okay.

Yeah, so it's like, remember when Fendi came out with those little like puff things and everyone's putting them on their bags Yeah, that was also a trend too. But like a little bit different I wish I could love anything as much as these people love la boo boo's Like I wish a la boo boo could bring me that kind of joy anything. Yeah, like I don't care about shit like that. No We I also hung out with another Toddler this last weekend. I'm like very family oriented right now. Okay. Who's toddler?

Well, Dez is older so his friends have kids. So we go to see their friends, they have kids, and then I like connect with the kid because I wasn't born in the 80s. So I'm hanging out with the kid. This girl is so cute. She's like showing me the house they're in. We get to the kitchen and she looks at me. I swear to God, she goes, get me a knife. I said, what? She goes, get me a knife. And I said, look, I'm not, I don't know what's going on, but I would let you do literally anything.

Like I really want you to have fun. Listen kid, this is my first day off in about two months. So I'm gonna need you to keep that weird shit for you and your mom. I know. I am, I'm not equipped to handle this right now. I'm just trying to have a little, play a little game. I was following you around.

I take plan B for this exact situation. Get the fuck out of my face. And I'm so afraid of saying no to toddlers. So I literally, out here, I start fighting with her about why I can't get her a knife. I was like, no, cause they know I was lying. She knows I was lying.

I was like, we don't have knives. She goes, yes, we do. You stupid stupid bitch I know we have lives they could be saying literally and you could be having any type of conversation with the toddler and they could turn it in one second and like if they start crying or yelling or their voice gets above an octave the moms looking over and you're the only adult presence like clearly it's your fault and that pressure is like when that little girl was like, I'm gonna put sparkles all over your freshly manicured nails.

I was like, put them on my face. Like, yeah, do whatever you want. Well, that was the thing. She was playing with these sharks. She loved these sharks. And she looks at me and she goes, I wanna put the sharks in the pool. And I was like, okay, that seems like a weird idea

cause you love playing with the sharks, but fine, let's throw the sharks in the pool. Who am I to say no to you? So we go, she throws it in the pool, then she looks at me and she's like, can I get my sharks back? I was like, you, what the fuck? You tricked me, you tricked me.

And then she's like, give me my sharks. And I said, well, why did you throw it to the bottom with a pool if you wanted it? And then she's like, can I have a knife? And I was like, I literally, like, I'm so sorry, I have to go. So you're rethinking your stance on children. Well, it definitely worried me.

And then the other time I hung out with a kid, they put their finger in like right towards the socket. And I was like, why are we playing with danger so much? Like, let's enjoy our- It definitely, it set you back. It set me back a little bit, cause I realized I can't, I don't have a firm hand. I don't have a firm hand. I don't have a firm hand.

Oh, interesting. I'm like, like Dez is gonna be like bad cop and I'm good cop or- Oh my God, Hannah, wait, we've actually never talked about this and it's so funny you're saying that because that's so, yeah. Why would I even think that you'd be super strict?

But this is the thing, I need to be strict because of all the parenting stuff I've learned is like kids want structure. Like kids actually want you to say no. You know my mother always says that. It's true. Because there's nothing better for a child than structure. Literally but I've been failing since day one because I'm a people pleaser and it doesn't matter how old they are like when I would babysit the kids would be like please can we watch this and I'm like yeah like, they're watching crazy shit. I let them do everything.

But see, that's how I feel with, I don't, but they're not yours. I genuinely don't give a flying fuck about any other person's child and what they're watching. I just wanted them to like me. Yeah, what they're eating, just as long as they're not dead. And then it's good.

And my job was honestly to befriend them and then get tea from them and tell the mom if they're dating anyone and why they're failing out of math. I would get all the tea, but the strictness was not my thing. I do think though, Pager, if there's something I care about, them having good manners, I will be like, and is that what we say when she gives you something?

Like, anytime we walked in somewhere, if my mom didn't immediately turn and be like, and you say their first, like you say mister and their last name, I'd be like, oh my god, OK, I was gonna. But like, yeah, like you have to keep doing that or then kids are like rude and they have no manners. 100%. I have actually a lot of notes. Like you have to keep doing that or then kids are like rude and they have no manners a hundred percent I have actually a lot of notes Clogs are popular this summer

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Not only is this starting to be the best summer of my life, for just a multitude of reasons. One, my boobs are huge. Two, I did love Ireland. But three, bitches better be scared because the base tan I'm getting in Fiji for Italy. Oh my God. No, I'm going to be tan until New Year's Eve. in Fiji for Italy. Oh my god. No, like I'm going to be tan till New Year's Eve. Oh my god.

I'm going to literally be tan till Thanksgiving. Wait, I'm obsessed with this. So girls, that's what you do. If you need a good base tan, go to Fiji. Fiji. Throw up on set. Faint in a producer's arms. Last thing about Love Island, obviously,

as I'm walking down the hill and I'm apologizing profusely, I'm like, I'm so sorry. Did I ruin the show? Is everyone mad at me? Are you guys going to sue me? You're never going to have me back. Then you're like, the season can't go on anymore. You finishing the challenge would actually

have been like gross. Yeah, that's actually not part of the job, finishing it. The whole time, the whole time I was like, this is so Giggly Squad coded. I can't wait to see what the fan theories. At first, I was like, no one's going to even notice I'm gone. And then when I saw all the comments, like, but where did she go?

Wait, but I saw it go, and the Gigglers were just like, Paige was like, I'm good, I did enough. We're good here. They're like, what are we, no, the gigglers truly did get it. You got the shot. It was like one of those things where you know, you're like, something happens to you or like,

you're insecure about something and you're like, honestly, no one's gonna notice. And then you see your friend and it's like, the first thing they say, they're like, are you gonna cover that pimple or something? That's what it was. I was like, no, they're gonna make it you gonna cover that pimple or something? That's what it was. I was like, no, they're gonna make it seem like I was still standing there and no one's gonna see it.

And it's like, where'd that girl go in the dumb elf? I love how like so much crazy shit happened. I love Ila in that episode and people were like, but where is Paige Resort, bro? And where was she for the last two people in the lumberjack challenge? They're like, oh wow, no, I saw some mean comments. They're like, classic Paige, she's so lazy.

She couldn't even finish the challenge. I'm like, okay guys, get over it now. Jesus Christ. People are ridiculous. No, people are so crazy. You're like, sorry I needed a nap, I was jet lagged. Figure it out. Like obviously she needs the money and like...

Well, in all realistically, I don't know what the word is, in all realness... In all honesty? Thank you, in all honesty. I'm happy, you're okay. Thank you. No, I really was fine shortly thereafter, but like... I mean, I was in a full suede maxi skirt if I had gone back out there it would have been like I would have been yelling timber like I would have been I would have fallen you were in a torture

chamber of a suede outfit did we learn anything from this probably not you're probably gonna do it again for fashion death by fashion um the craziest thing is like I didn't even think of the out, like. You were like, that's not why. Not a thing, I was like, I can push through anything. I was like, not a thing, I'm not even. You think that an outfit, it's sweat is gonna make,

get in between me and hosting this Love Island challenge, like you're fucking nuts. And then once I started swaying, I was like, okay. Some things are bigger than me. Some things are stronger than me. In my willpower. Would it be iconic if I fainted on the violin set right now?

Okay, so there was a part of me that was like just- Go viral, do it. No, not even go viral, but I really, there's one thing I would say about myself, it's that I really do have a good work ethic. So the thought of telling all of these hundreds of people who are trying to make a TV show, oh, actually I can't finish,

was giving me more anxiety than the thought of what if I did pass out because it's so hot. And truly the only thing that made me say like I can't keep going was my fucking mom in my head being like, you faint, you hit your head just right and you're in a Fiji jail and I can't get to you and something happens and you're dead. That's all in jail.

Why did you get to a jail? No, a Fiji hospital. Sorry. I didn't also commit a felony. That got crazy. Sorry. She also is in my head like, don't go to jail in another country. No, me too.

You have a gun to your head like, if you don't finish this challenge, you're going to jail. You're going to Fiji jail. I don't want to go to Fiji jail. So really it was my mom in the back of my head being like do you want to do you want to pass out hit your head and be in a hospital like by yourself no like just stop you don't also like let's be honest it's not that serious and I actually no it's literally not that serious I did a gig today for the Formula One movie and and the producer was so, it's like we went live for two hours, which is crazy.

And the producer was so chill. Like she looked at me, the first thing she said was like, first of all, this isn't life or death, we're gonna have fun today. And I was like, thank you! Well here's the thing, we work in entertainment. Entertainment. Sometimes like I'll get emails, or I'll get like frantic text messages or like just like comments.

I'm like, guys, we're in entertainment. This was at a much smaller scale. But when I did The Bachelor, I did this thing where I had to choose between loafers and heels for my outfit. And in that moment I felt, I was like, what would Paige Disorbo do? And I was like, we're wearing heels. Like we're on The Bachelor, we're wearing the fucking heels.

I swear to God, 12 minutes in, I was like, this is a bad choice. This is a bad choice. Wait, wait, so far. This is so bad. So the shoes that I was wearing under the outfit, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, like, whoa, like where I just put my toes is so hot. You're frying your foot. No, I was a rotisserie chicken in there. Like, I'm not kidding. My vagina literally, like,

it killed any bacteria or multiplied it. I'm not sure because it was roasting down there. And then all of a sudden I'm like, oh my God, I'm microwaving my fucking toes. And so I had to try and put my skirt over my toes to block the sun and I'm like oh my god I'm microwaving my fucking toes and so I had to try and put my skirt over my toes to block the sun but again I'm in full cow high I was an animal out there I was literally in cow high some literal wild buffalo out in Fiji the contestants are getting sprayed with water every three seconds, they're fucking fine. I'm like, guys, I'm at a loss of breath, I can't see well. I'm seeing spots.

And they're like, ask him if he's hard. I'm like, guys, I can't right now. I literally can't right now. I can't do this right now. You go, before I block out, is he hard? Before I can't breathe, before I projectile vomit, was it hard? No.

And every time I'm at a job or something, I'm just so appreciative of everyone who's efficient and on time. I love when things run smoothly. I'm a team player, and this time I was not being a team player. I was like, guys, I gotta go. It's not that you weren't a team player, though. I was not being a team player. I was like, guys, I gotta go. It's not that you weren't a team player though.

I feel like there's so many moving pieces to a production that every now and then you're like, oh, no one thought about this. And like, you need to speak up to be like, by the way, cause they're all worried about other things. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. It's such a big show. It's such a big production.

There's like so many moving parts. I was just like such a small thing on the scale of like their whole season you have to also remember they're they do it every day like I can't the productions insane they're editing bays I mean that is I give them so they're cranking out an episode every single day it's crazy I do think that from what I know about reality TV they definitely edit based on the like reactions of what's going on of America yeah totally it's an entertainment show again at the end of the day we're doing entertainment it's

fun we're entertaining um yeah so like the best sure when I ended up just like taking my shoes off and I was like edit it out, edit the feed out. No fix it in post. I did fit modeling when I was early 20s, which is you get chosen for designers to use a human mannequin. Yeah, but it's hard to get picked because you have to have perfect ratio sizing of whatever.

I finally got my first job with like, just like Tahari, I don't know, it was like a good gig and they pay you hourly pretty well. No, fit models make a good amount. It was like a big deal and I get there and they put me in these shoes and I never wear heels and I swear to God, 30 minutes in, I thought I was gonna faint.

And all I'm doing is standing there. And they were like, are you okay? And I just was like, I'm gonna lose this job if I can't fucking stand for 30 minutes. You're also stressed, so it makes everything worse. Question, have you fainted before? When's the last time you've truly passed out? So some people are fainters

Yeah, like some people are more prone to it. I think you are and you're prone to puking I haven't fainted since I was like really sick once like in high school And I like was dizzy when I got out of bed and fainted for like a second. Well, I puke when I'm Wake up No, I puke when I'm a wildly uncomfortable. No, I puke when I'm wildly uncomfortable. Yes. Yes. Like, that's why there's so many ex-boyfriends where there's so many different stories or

situations where I'm like, and I threw up the whole time. You know what I mean? I'm like a novice, crazy. Because I'm so wildly uncomfortable. Your body's literally rejecting the moment. Yes. Like my body is literally like, I can't do this. So like, I was so dehydrated, but even drinking water, my body was like, no, we don't even want this.

We have to go. Like, this is, it's too much. But when I'm gonna pass out, my tell is, which I don't know if anyone else feels this, my whole, it almost feels like my sinuses lock up. Like my nose locks up and my head all of a sudden will get really tight. And I know that I probably have like 30 to 45 seconds

where like if I don't sit down or like get to somewhere where like I'm gonna be, or like start drinking to somewhere We're like I'm gonna be or like start drinking water or chill like I'm gonna be out So I'm standing up there for love Island and all of the sudden I like blink and my head just gets so tight And I'm like and then in my microphone. I'm like I'm going down Literally, I'm going down and you guys can come down with me I'm using the mic like a walkie talkie I'm like we got what we need. No we didn't Paige you still have more lines. I'm like we're gonna wrap this up right now. Thank you craft services, no, no, we're not done. That's a wrap on production. Thank you so much for the day. You guys have been amazing. Everyone hands together for the cast and the crew.

You know, this season's a wrap. I think we got to the point. We all want to fuck each other. Let's go. Thank you for the villa. Okay, got to go. No, truly. Here's the other thing that's crazy at being such a Love Island fan. I'm at a hotel and obviously they have to keep the Islanders somewhere before they're going in or if they're a bombshell or they're Casa Amor.

So the hotel I'm at, I would say the demographic is either a young family or it's retired people. So every once in a while, I'll just see a rogue, is like either like a young family or it's like retired people so like every once in a while I'll just see like a rogue really fucking hot girl walking through a sea of like 85 year olds and I'm like that's a bombshell that's the show I wanna watch though them trying to have conversation with each other in the elevator that's what I want to watch but I do think your body does tell you things

and I think a lot of women are very intuitive who are like, you know your body. However, I've been joking with Dez because the other day, I like, in the middle of the day was like, I want chocolate. And I never, well, I never, I never want chocolate. I was just gonna say you never want like sweets like that. Oh my god. So Des looks at me.

And he's like are you pregnant? And he was like are you pregnant? And we kinda joked like oh maybe. And then that night I was like I want a hot dog. And he was like you never, you never eat hot dogs. And I was like I know know, it's crazy. And I get the hot dog. You're like, wouldn't it be crazy if I put pickles on it?

Then I'm calling the police. And then the next day, I was like, I need the biggest omelet in the world. And then we realized, I'm just a f- You're just addicted to food. I just love food. Yeah, you just love it. Well, because then he was like,

do you think you're pregnant? And I was like, I don't... Because you're very much the type of person that you're like the only thing that could make this exact moment better is if we were all... Toot-a-fish. ...stuffing our faces. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You know when people are like, girls never know what they want to eat? I fucking know. No, yeah, you know. I wake up and I'm like, if, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You know when people are like, girls never know what they wanna eat? I fucking know. I wake up and I'm like, if I don't have fucking Chinese, broccoli with chicken and sesame chicken. You're like, this would be a great function if we were all satisfied. Yes, I'm like, if we don't get Thai right now, the vibes are gonna die.

So he literally, then we start joking, cause he's like, or do you just need to eat all these things? I'm like, yes. And then he was like, look up the symptoms. And I'm like, okay, do you just like need to eat all these things I'm like yes and then he was like look up the symptoms and I'm like okay if you get like kind of tired and I'm like I'm actually really tired and I was like and I mean I probably a little bloated. If this is the case you've been pregnant for 12 years. I go I think you'd be bloated. I go Des I'm bloated and I'm tired and I'm hungry. And I'm hungry. He was like, you are not. Tell me you got your period like today. So I did a pregnancy test, I'm not pregnant.

You know, I was gonna say. I just love tuna fish. I don't want you to get pregnant yet because I obviously. Well we have a pact, we have a pact. Yeah, I obviously want you to wait like till I'm ready for our first one. Yeah. But if you were to get pregnant, like I want you to wait like till I'm ready for our first one Yeah But if you were to get pregnant like I want you to know I wouldn't be mad. I'd actually be excited

Thank you. Well, you did get excited just now you got excited because I wanted chocolate in the middle of the day If you got pregnant right now I wouldn't be mad because I feel like then that would mean like your second one Then we'd be on track. Like I'd have my first when you were having your second, so I wouldn't be mad. But also like I do want you to wait for me. No, 100%. That's why like when I was having these cravings, but it turns out it's just being a girl. Yeah, it's literally just being alive.

Someone said that diet coke online, someone said diet coke is like a fridge cigarette and that really made me laugh. You but you love a coke you want a rock you just want coke. I love you know what it is I love cracking open a soda yeah you know like I actually stopped drinking I used to drink so many like carbonated water and LaCroix I stopped drinking, I used to drink so many carbonated water in La Croix. I stopped drinking all of that because I really felt like it was fucking up my stomach. So the only carbonation I drink is when I am indulging in a soda. But there's just, if I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna just do the whole thing.

Do you know what I mean? Yes, go hard. If I'm gonna have a Coke, I'm just gonna fucking have the full one you're fucking crazy we're gonna wrap up production thank you people in the villa no time I'm just, this is so Giggly Squad and page coded where I was just like, yeah, actually, I don't wanna do it anymore. I was like, when you called me and you were like,

hey, everything went really smooth. I'd be like, are you okay? Boring. I was just like, I need to sit down. Like at one point I was like, oh my God, can a girl get an umbrella? Like, can we get some shade? At what point were you like,

this is gonna be so funny to talk about on Giggly Squad? After I threw up, I was like, and this is a Giggly Squad full story. Every now and then something will happen to me and I should be upset. And then I go to my phone, to the notes, and I'm like, can't wait to write this on Giggly Squad so I don't forget.

I'm like, this is great. You guys, thank you for giggling with us. Thank you for supporting Paige and Love Island through the ups and downs, and we love you so much. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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