Giggly Squad - Giggling about windbreakergate, celeb sightings, and sperms

Episode Date: May 9, 2026

Paige let Hannah borrow her YSL windbreaker and chaos ensued. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You know, we're making art here. I suck gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. My gaggle of gigglers. Yes, phenomenal one.

Oh, my God, now my head's all big. Also, you complimented my t-shirt at the airport, and I was like, no, you were being low-key chic at the airport. You never said those words to describe me before. Well, let's apologize to the Academy. Yeah, four. This is our first, like, late episode in, like, forever. Well, we were bamboozled.

We were hoodwinked. Grace is on vacation. She loved us for dead. We're literally lost chickens without her. Honestly, Josephine texted me over the weekend. She was like, did you take any pictures? And I go, I knew I was forgetting. No, Grace is on vacation.

Texted me, be like, are you okay? And I'm like, yeah, go have fun. Go have fun. Meanwhile, we're drowning. We're drowning, we're drowning. We had a crazy weekend in the Netflix's a Joke festival. I feel like we should start from the top. Should we just address one breaker gate?

I feel like it's such a scene that needs to be set. Yeah. Because it's such a full story. Let's start on Monday. Let's take it all the way back. Monday morning, we record the pod, we do some more housekeeping things. We're having just such a good best friend day. Hannah comes back to my apartment.

We're getting our nails and toes done. We're yapping. You showed me your closet. Hannah, I showed Hannah, like, new things I bought. I tried on jackets. I was, like, walking her closet. I'd see something like, that's cute. And then she'd tell me, like, a whole story about how she sourced it from some fucking

Germany. I was like, this is my dream. Come in my closet. and look at my stuff. I actually had so much. I felt like I was in my grandma's closet with like all her perfumes. And I was like, this is what princesses do. Yeah, I was like, I have stuff over here and I have stuff over here.

So anyway, so we're sitting there and I was like, oh, what are you wearing Saturday night for Netflix? It's a joke for our performance. And Hannah goes, I really want to wear something cool. I just want to do caprize and a windbreaker. And I was like, I love it. Very in, very chic, very you. Because it's like a, it's a sports show running point. Right.

Let's lean in, honey. Lean to a theme. And so she goes, I ordered a windbreaker on fashion Nova. No hate, no shade. No hate, no shade, no tea. I say, love it. But we are going to be on stage with Kate Hudson. I think this windbreaker trend is crazy because I did buy fashion Nova win breakers.

and they're fucking cunt and they're cool and yeah they don't have like a designer label on it but I was like I was feeling myself but you looked at me and you said they get the job done they get the job done but you were like Hannah Kate Hudson minty Kaling and Brenda Songer taking time out of their very important busy days they've looked in their closets to be in our present called stylist they've picked out an outfit minty Kaling showed up in a Gucci matching set So I say Hannah, I love you so much. I love where your head's at. I have a YS.L.

Windbreaker that I think will be perfect for the aesthetic you're trying to execute. I run upstairs. I get my YS. Windbreaker. She tries it on. Perfect. We love it. One thing that'll make you panic is knowing I'm unprepared and I'm going to embarrass you.

So thinking back, it does look strategic for me to be like, I don't know what I'm going to wear. I guess I have to wear your YSL windbreaker. I went into a few. full body sweat. I was immediately panicked. You were like, I don't want to do this, but I have to do this. It was for the greater good of America that I had to put my YSL windbreaker out there. Now, this is so page-coded, but this YSL windbreaker sold out everywhere. Like, I was thinking about like, if I were to get like Bolognais on it, I can't just buy or another one. It's done. No one has this color combo. Like, I can't find, you can't find this color combo in the streets. I

had to have it sourced. Yes, it's an endangered species. Like, she had to give away, like, rights to, like, her firstborn. Oh, truly. To get this windbreaker. The coveted is how I sourced it. They got it. But I also think the windbreaker is one thing right now that's you coded and be coded. And also, it fit me. You were so excited. You're like, you're perfect. I'm to worry about you. Thank God. It was perfect. And so I literally, mentally checked that box. Like, Okay, Kana has an outfit. Great. We can go to the event. But immediately, I was scared. I was like, do you want me to take it with me? And you were like, yeah. And I'm like, you don't want to pack it. You trust me to pack it. Like you were like, you're grown up. Just figure it out.

I was like taken. So, okay, I mentally checked that off my list. We get to the airport. Wednesday. We're flying to L.A. We're sitting. We're waiting for our plane. I'm making casual conversation. I'm sorry. Wait. Were you not recording? That's okay. That's okay That's okay It's fine You can't beat yourself up Oh great

It's okay Grace! We're drowning Okay so anyway So back to our story So we're sitting in the airport We're making casual conversation We're when we land in L.A.

Hannah is going to the Chelsea Handler Live show But you didn't know what you were in for I found out My Hulu special is dropping June 5th so I was like I have to do press when I'm in L.A. And I find out that they were there. We book a podcast in the morning, a Netflix brunch, and the show at night.

Now look, I'm a resourceful person. And if I find an outfit that works, why risk an outfit that isn't going to work? We all remember the green corset of 2022. I'll do this all the time. Like I'll put together an outfit to get drinks the other night and it looked good. I'm like, I'm wearing this every day this week. But then I realized this isn't my clothes. This is Pages.

Yeah. $35,000 windbreak. So then I was going to do it and not tell you, but I was like looking at you and you were looking so sweet and nice. And I said, you know what? Let's get ahead of it. And I said, just so you know, I'm going to be, I think I want to wear the windbreaker for some other stuff. And I go, oh, what are you wearing? tonight to the Chelsea Handler show

and she goes, the YSL windbreaker and I go, oh, okay. And then I go well in the morning, what are you wearing to the brunch? And she goes, no, for Chelsea, I wore Pashanova. She, because I felt like two days was that selfish. Like that's greedy. But I was like, is it really wearing it? It's just, I just wore it one day.

And mind you, this is my sweaty friend. I've been using my dove. I've been trying not to sweat. So I'm like dying in the airport. I'm like, Hannah, you can't wear the YSL windbreaker for every single event. She's like, it's literally fine. So we go through the whole weekend. And she honestly crashes it in the YSL windbreaker.

If it works, it works. Why change the recipe? When she did show up to the brunch in her Steve Madden tabby, like, heel, I did look her in the eye and say, you cannot wear these heels on stage. I literally won't go. So she changes her heel. I think I'm a different person when I'm packing. So I brought fame sick and I brought, I'm glad my mother died.

But not a second outfit. God forbid. God forbid the trip we were taking for work for three different events. God forbid you brought a second outfit. Two books, Hannah. You guys. The people who were cleaning the room like organize them somewhere. Left him in the Odell.

Because I didn't remember that old. kind of packed books. So when I was... Wait, that's so funny. I left my pimple cream in the hotel and that's so me. I get there and I take out the YSL windbreaker. I hang it up because I have respect for you. And I was nervous about it.

I was actually freaking. I kept checking it like every 10 minutes to make sure it was still there. It's like your passport when you go on a trip. You're like, you keep like unzipping your suitcase. You're like, okay, cool. Literally. And then I realize I'm wearing my cute caprice. and I go, one huge, massive thing we forgot.

A thong. So I go on Instacart. Yeah. Target. And I press thong. And I'm like, I hope whatever male Instacart guy. And then you like said the Hail Mary 10 times. Did the rosary.

Yeah. And I was like, I'm a little slut. And I sent for, also what guy was like, what girl needs target thongs right now? So then I go to the Chelsea. Handler show. It's a lot of reasons. Yeah, I had to go the Chelsea Handler show. So I like, I was like, let go and let God. I hope the Instacart finds its way back to me. Oh, commando to Chelsea Handler show or underwear from the dead. Oh, no, I was wearing jeans. I was wearing. Oh, got it. Got it. Got it. I was wearing my full beat. Um, my full beat

hands. Comfortable. Enjoying the last couple days of comfort and not the invasiveness of a thong. Dental floss. Yes. So I get back and it's like 11 p.m. I'm getting. getting my spray tan and I'm like oh that's weird where's the instacart and I look and it says it was delivered so I'm like I'll just call downstairs I'm like hey I was there an instacart for Hannah burner and they're like hmm um what's it what's it from and I was like I think it's target and they're like um let me check and he comes back and he goes is it underpants? I'm like why the fuck did you look in the how many target bags did you have in the hotel and also never say underpants again

underpants go I'm a grown up wearing a thong I'm a fucking little slut wearing a thong so the guy literally comes up the same guy who knows I ordered underpants comes up looks me in the eye and I said thank you sir good night so next time you take fun of me for having to wear the same outfit all day know that there's a lot of stuff going on underneath I'm literally crying.

I'm just trying to live. I'm just trying to be the best I could be. And people don't let me. Because the fact that you had to order thongs. If I showed up at the Netflix brunch with panty lines. Oh, I would have been mortified. Because it's with your windbreaker, so it's like disrespecting the windbreaker. The YSL outfit was perfect.

And I did put on really. nice heels for the show. But I ended up like having this big podcast in the morning and I was like Paige would love me to wear the Y-Sel for that. And all these things are photographed. Then we go to the craziest Netflix brunch and they're taking photos everywhere. And the thing is with the blazer, the windbreaker, it's not subtle. Like it's it's the moment. So people aren't going to forget that I was wearing an orange windbreaker everywhere. So at this brunch I run into Kate Hudson. I Oh no. Oh no. This is my nightmare. And she's like, are you, you're doing the panel with me later, right? And I said, and I'm like trying to cover the windbreaker. I'm like, yep. And I'm like, can't wait to see you there. Kate hasn't shows up in a gorgeous gown. I'm staying there in my windbreaker. Gorgeous. It's literally art. She's standing in like an art piece that she's like, oh, it's a skirt I had. I'm like, that should be in the Louvre. And Hannah's here.

In the same windbreaker, she saw me in six hours ago. Tell them what my mom messaged you. So then I'm on the plane Friday morning coming back to the East Coast. I get a DM from none other than Lenore Burner. Who hasn't spoken to me unbeknownst? Did Hannah's luggage get lost? Question mark? Why is she wearing that outfit?

Question mark. I go, L. O.L? She said she wanted to wear it. She doesn't look bad, but did she wear that two days in a row? Period. I'm confused.

Period. Sorry. Hannah, I nearly fell off my chair. And this is why no one will ever hurt my feelings because my mom is my biggest op. My mom goes, I'm confused. Sorry. I love how she's like, I need to first find out. from page why this has happened.

I love her, she's like, she doesn't look bad. It's just like, why did you wear the same outfit from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. today. No, she literally was that TikTok being like,

I love her, but like, but she's amazing, but like, sorry. I just, I love her, but she like, is the problem. And I'm like, no, I'm obsessed with her. But it was cunt. No, it totally was. Also,

I spent a pretty, penny on that windbreaker let her get out there let her see the town let her be photographed on other bodies okay that's good don't body positivity me she's like I wanted to see different experiences hug in different places no I wanted to milk over what it was worth even though you paid for it also yeah we don't I'll write it off we don't fit in the same clothes like it's not normal that page is like I don't want to wear this do you want to wear it I'd be like no my ass will hang out because you love a little mini, mini thing. Right.

This was just two girls sharing clothes, just sisters. And it's so sisterly for you to be like, hey, are you going to get me back that one, break? You know what's funny is because the pictures from the brunch, the same DM that I kept getting, was like, why do you and Hannah look alike at the brunch? And I truly feel like we're morphing into the same person a little bit. It's almost like when you look like your dog. Wait, okay. So Netflix is a joke festival has this brunch. You got there early. Unbeknownst to me,

I thought you were going to wait. But I was in a four-hour podcast in my WISO one breaker. And I have these texts from page saying, where are you? You're dead to me. You left me for dead. I'm going to kill you. You're dead to me. And I'm like, okay. And I realize she's been there for an hour without me. Oh, I was going to say, mind you, it's like 15 minutes. I went to the Uber driver. I was like, step on it. My friends alone. My friend's in danger.

The amount of small talk that I had to do, honestly, the only way I could describe it is I felt like I went to visit my friends college for the weekend. And this was the first Friday night party. And you were bringing me around being like, this is my friend. She goes to a different school. But like she's here for the weekend. So like, have fun. And like, you guys have seen her.

like yeah you're like you've definitely like seen her on my Instagram like no she doesn't go here but like she's really fun she's my friend literally the head of Netflix was like she doesn't even go here and you were just in a hoodie in the back but it was it was so fun because I feel like my comedy friends my like co-workers in this other job I have yeah so to like I was also showing off like I was like page look look at all my friends and I I I started, I got in crazy Hannah mode again. Well, you and I are very different that when we get into a situation that's like over-stimulating or like a lot of such things happening, I get more reserved and quiet and you get louder and talk. There was a moment where Hannah just yelled women and children only.

Okay. By the way, this is the most insane brunch where like every, imagine you. you spot a celebrity, like that feeling you get. Imagine that's every time you look somewhere. So like I look, Eddie Murphy's right there, Kevin Hart's right there, Nikki Glazer's right there, Nick Krull's right there, David Letterman's right there, John Stewart's right there. Like that's just who you're with. And we had to take this big photo and we're all trying to like figure out where to stand and it got kind of chaotic.

And then at one point I was just feeling myself. I go, women and children only. I look back and Nick Kroll is just standing there and I was like, hi, Nick Kroll. No, there was a moment where I like squeezed Hannah's arm and I was like, shut up. I put down the, um, the window of the car and I was like yelling at Chelsea Handler. Literally, I was like, stop causing a spectacle. No, you literally were like kind of stumped Hannah get in the car. Hadna got, had it good in the car.

I clenched my teeth and I was like, we have to go. You've had enough. We'll talk about this later. Take off the windbreaker. Take off the windbreaker. I feel the adrenaline hit and I was looking at you. Like I couldn't control myself. Like you knew I wanted to be normal, but I was like, I was like, Paige.

You were too so excited. I got so excited to see all my friends and all these people I look up to. Did go up to Matt Rife and tell him that I have a joke about him in my upcoming special. We don't know if he loved it or not, but. He laughed. Then he, we'll see. We'll see. I feel like that was like a respecting.

He laughed and then he walked away. He was like, I'm done here. No, the brunch was very cool. I loved my glam, so I was having a good time, which is really that's so something unhealthy, but it's fine. You looked so good. Thank you. And I loved my dress. Did you meet anyone that you were, like, excited to meet there?

Or you were just observing? I, like, was observing. I, like, didn't want to go up to anyone and be annoying. Obviously, I love seeing Chelsea Handler and Nikki Glazer. And I love seeing the girls. Yeah. And it was so much fun. Taylor Tomlinson's.

said she loves our clips, which we love Taylor. Shout out. Ironic. But the actual, the actual event of like Mindy Kaling, Brenda song, Kate Hudson was, first of all, I am Mindy, Mindy is me. I felt like we were long lost sister. Actually, I felt like we were friends from high school that hadn't seen each other in a minute, but it was like like nothing had, no time had passed. But it was also giving like, like maybe went to different high schools, but you were the same font in that high school. And so we were like cool with each other. She was like, I know what it's like being prom queen 800 times. Like I know you had to run the society of whatever. Like it's exhausting. I know that. And no one gives you any credit for how beautiful you are. Like that was the vibe we

were giving to each other. And I feel like Kate Hudson was so hana coded in so many different situations. And let me tell you, she's the definition of whimsy. There's something about her aura that's very calming while also being um oh my god i don't even know what the word is it's not starstruck and it's not you're not like you say starstrucked starstruck like it wasn't it wasn't like i was starstruck but i was very aware that you're like no i was starstruck well you you're a bitch because kate hudson we asked her about revenge if how they feel about revenge and kate hudson was like We love forgiveness. And I was like, I love that, Kate.

I love forgiveness too. And then you called my ass out and you said, Hannah Burner, you are the most vengeful person I've ever met. Stop trying to suck up to Kate Hudson and make her like you. And I said, how dare you call me out? I was about to be best friends with Kate Hudson. And then you called me a fraud. I like forgot the crowd was there because I was like,

don't embarrass yourself in front of Kate Hudson. Yeah. But Kate Hudson, what I love about her is she's exactly how she is in every rom-com. Like she's the same. Who you want? If you think about meeting her, it's exactly who you want her to be. Easy laugher, charming little jokes under her breath. Ugh, she's just so iconic.

And she's nominated for an Oscar for singing last year. Yeah. And you just want to keep looking at her and be around her. She has a very, like, infectious smile and personality. And Brenda's song. Oh, my God. One of the most down-to-earth, very nice, just, I just. I just felt like we were girls together.

I didn't want to bring this up on the panel because it seemed like too intense, but I was like, she's been acting since she's three years old. Like the fact that she's as normal as she is, she's been a lot of stuff too. A lot of stuff. She's had so many different lives in Hollywood. The fact that she's so fucking well-rounded and cool and like, I mean, beyond. Like she was in the Facebook movie. Oh my God, she's done everything.

Also, she's married to McCauley Culkin. I forgot about that. I mean, she's London Tipton. She's London fucking Tipton. Which was always my favorite. I feel like I was like a little bit too old for that show, but I knew. Well, you loved London Tipton girl. I'm also a Sharpay Evans.

You wanted your name to be London, Tipton. It definitely was on my baby name list for a time. She also wore this outfit that was both Hannah and Page Coded because it was like a... said that to us. Yeah, which was crazy. We didn't talk about at the Netflix's joke brunch. I don't have to say that full thing every time. That's crazy.

Just say the brunch. We met Britney Snow. No, you attacked her. Oh, no. Physically and emotion. Oh, no. In my head, we met her. But you're right.

You're right. You're right. I grabbed her by the shoulders and I told her I loved her. You're right. I assaulted Bernie Snow. I go, Bernie Snow came up to us. And you go, no, she didn't. Unfortunately, she didn't know.

No, you know what happened? I did tell her she was my Carolyn Beset. No, because she had a very Carolyn Beset outfit on. She had, like, the perfect black maxi skirt and, like, a white button up. And I was like, so chic. Can I say what actually happened? I made eye contact with her while you were trying to pull me out of the party. Yeah.

I ripped you off of me. I said, stop it. It's Britney Snow. And she locked eyes with us. Thank God you don't do drugs. you would be a nightmare to go out with oh my I'd have to leave you on the street I was on drugs at that party but I go up to her do you know what I said I said you're in everything right now I'm obsessed with you and she's like oh my god thank you and I'm like you're like Glenn Powell and then I was like I didn't

mean that in like no I didn't mean it and then she was like no I know what you mean I was like oh oh and then you were like you're kind of like beside I'm like better that was better I had to come save. Apparently anything Glenn Powell wants to do Hollywood makes. That's what I meant. Like anything she wants to be in, I'm like, make it. Yeah. Everyone's going to watch it. She's everything.

Also, her style is so fucking good now. And then you were like, Hannah, we have a live show in 30 minutes, but I'm like, I'm wearing the same outfit. I don't need to leave early. I'm going home, washing my face, getting glam redone. Wait, I loved my L.A. glam. You looked sexy. Like, you had a like, Geneseiqua. No, I had a moment where I was like, should I move to

LA for a couple months? Because like, I'm really feeling this glam and like who my style is when I'm there. What did you think it was about the makeup? Because like you obviously looked like yourself, but like was it the brow? Like, what made it more sexy? I think it was my spray tan. And at the end of the day. And now we've said it. Now we've said it. You guys know we live and die by Revolve. When I don't want to overthink it, because there's so much going on, I go to Revolve. I find whatever event I'm going to. It has all the curated recommendations and I order all the stuff I want to try on. And then it's, I'm so bad at returning things. Returns are so easy and shipping is so fast. Like it really gets you out, it got me out of so many pinches and pickles.

Also, yeah, when you're like last minute, you could also know you have an event coming up and you've ordered something for it. And then you're like, I hate everything. And Revolve will always come in handy because they're shipping. No, it's just like it's next level. They have like a festival shop that like I think went off during Coachella. Oh my God, I'm sure. I love when they break it down to like vacation, work, festival, because you're like, yep, this is like my, this is what I'm doing, this is where I'm going. And I actually just wear this like black cut out dress from Revolve and it was super last minute. I had to go to a dinner. Came beautiful, fit, gorgeous, love.

I recently got shoes because you know you have an outfit. Well, this has never happened to you, but you have an outfit and you're like, I did not think about the shoes and I need it. That's never happened to me. And they have all the brands I actually wear in one place. You don't have to go to like a bazillion websites. All the brands are there. I love my Aigold bum barrel jeans that I got there.

I like live in them. And then also I'll randomly get like skimp care sometimes. So whether it's a girl's night, a date, or you're running into your ex but thriving, Revolve has it. Go to Revolve.com. slash giggly and use code giggly for 15% off your first order. Offer ends May 19th, so don't miss out. I got a spray tan at 10.30 p.m. after the Chelsea Handler show. And we were getting on the plane and Hannah was like, I have a spray tan tonight. And I was like, pardon? I was like, you didn't even

tell me. And so then I was like, well, I'll get a spray tan too. It can be your pale, weird friend. Which I've been many times. It's not that bad. The only place I like getting spray tans is in Angeles. They don't fuck around with it. They're artists. I've yet to find a really good spray tan artist in New York City for whatever reason. I feel like everyone goes to sugared and bronzed in New York and I, not that I dislike them. I just feel like I did that in my early 20s and they changed their formula at some point. And ever since then, I don't feel like it looks the same on my particular body. You just Kylie Jenner Snapchated them. Like the fucking marketing girl is like, oh, no, I love them.

No, I love them. I think they're great. They are great. I think they're great if you're the kind of girl that's like, I'm making an appointment. I'm going after work on a Thursday, getting ready. I don't like to leave my apartment. So I like someone to come to my house. I've yet to find someone in New York City that comes to my house that I think is good.

Love sugar and bronze. I had a little incident with them where I was there. this was during like reality TV and a girl was like in my labia lips and she's like by the way like I love you on summer house and I was like and Joseph and then I got on the subway after and sweat through my entire tan and I was like this is not gonna work but I feel like L.A. has to be good spray tans because people around you are tan we're New York when you get a spray tan everyone else is pale so it doesn't even have to be that good you're like I'm glistening where L.A you're competing with actual tans around you.

They contour. I know that New York City is like the fashion capital or one of the fashion capitals of the world, but there's something about New York City that's like you can be a gremlin on the street. And there's, and other cities sometimes it doesn't feel as accepted. And L.A. is one of those cities. And not even gremlin. You can express any range of emotion. You can express.

You can yell at people. You can cry. You could be in any outfit and be coming or going from anywhere. And I appreciate that. It's a Sunday and she's in full sweats and like. Yep. Or full glam. Or full glam.

I mean, you do photo shoots in the middle of the street in New York City. It's my home. And everyone's like, she's working. That's my front yard. That's where that's my office. Did you get on one of those buses for a photo shoot? Oh my God. Okay.

So the Daphne Summer comes out. on Tuesday actually on the 12th and that's very summer and so like we were like let's do like our vibe this summer is like let's do like city in the summer so we're coming up with like all these different ideas and they're like what if we get on one of those buses and I'm like okay but we're going to have to like buy tickets yeah to like get out because you like buy tickets to get on those buses and then you have to like do a 45 minute tour and because I was like how are we going to get the pictures so it's me like one other girl, the photographer. We get on, we buy tickets, we get on the bus. We already like know the route.

We like did it the day before to like know what to do. Get on the bus. Wait, it's the tour guide like, no one's listening to me in the back. We're doing a full. Everyone starts getting on. There's like the sweetest family is in the back row and we're like, hey, do you mind if you move for just like one minute? I'm going to take a quick picture and then you can sit back down. This family? By the way, this is what she did to me on my Bachelorette. Continue. This family was so sweet. That's how I knew they were tourists.

They were probably like, what a New York City moment. This random woman is going to just have a photo shoot. They move. They move their kids. They're like watching me do the pictures. They're like, you look amazing. They're fanning you. These are giving you notes.

They're like, chin down. They now work for Daphne. They're getting BTS. We get the picture. We get off before the tour starts. So we didn't even have to do the tour. But, but thank God we bought the tickets just in case because like the bus could have started moving

um but then we got it and it was great there was so much stuff i don't want to just quickly what's the word yeah skip over it's a couple it's a couple words but yeah Chelsea handler show you guys don't understand my lord with Chelsea handler I taught tennis to her when I was younger she doesn't remember I was like I've read all your books you're my everything Chelsea lately made me want to be meet to men. Wait, I didn't know you taught tennis to her when you were younger. After college, I was teaching tennis and Shelter Island to like six-year-olds to like 85-year-old men.

And one of my older male clients was like, oh, Chelsea's coming to play doubles with us today. Because she was dating Andre Belage at the time who had a hotel on Shelter Island. Who the heck is Andre Belize? You just said that like, we all know. He's a hotelier. Oh, chic. I've never said hotelier before. That was iconic.

Chelsea fucking handler comes. And this was like during Chelsea lately. And this is like, my knees went weak. I was like double faulting. I was like so nervous. It's one thing to like be with your, you're the person you look up to for like a minute and meet them. I played two hours of doubles with her.

That's intimate. It was crazy. And I had to pretend that I didn't know anything about. her I was like, where are you from New Jersey? Wait, I love that she's from New Jersey. Like, I think New Jersey gets such a bad rep. But I genuinely do think some of the funniest people I've met in my, like, personal life are from New Jersey.

And at the end, like, I was, because I was, I had no idea what I wanted to do for a living. I did not think I was going to be in comedy. And I was just like, do you have any advice for like women in the workforce? And she looks at me and she was like, I got lucky. And like, I can't. And then when I met her years later, I told her about it. And she was like, I must have been high. Don't.

That doesn't bring any bell. She's horrible advice. Like, I've never been to Shelter Island before. She's like, that wasn't me. You weird freak. Here's one thing I want to say about Chelsea Handler. And I'm not even trying to like suck these celebrities like assholes. I'm like genuinely saying my experience.

I think they're in any field, no matter what you do for a living. I think there are so many women that say, I want to like make room at the table for you or I want to like help you. I want to be a mentor or whatever. Chelsea Handler is one of those people that I feel like says that stuff and actually means it. Like any time I've ever seen her in a public setting, I've never felt more safe to be with someone. And it's almost in, and I know she doesn't have children, it's almost in a very much. maternal way. And so like it is something to say about like I think that women who don't have children,

sometimes people can say like really mean things to them. And I, and I think that your maternal instincts can come out in so many different ways rather than just having children. There is something so maternal about her that is so comforting. And I feel like she genuinely means what she says. Like when I saw her at the brunch, she literally looked at both of us and said like,

my two little girls. Like I instantly healed my inner child. I was like, Chelsea's out here. Like she's taking care of her whole family, by the way. She has so many amazing friendships in her life. She also, she does have a lot of people. She's a mom to like the all of America. To me.

I'm like, I called Kim. I was like, you're out. Chelsea's answering my emails now. Long story short. She's like come to the show tonight. like this is a dream because I actually I don't think I've ever seen her like live and I get there and I realize oh everyone's friends with Chelsea Hamler I walk in immediately see Tana Mojo no way and we're talking about podcasting wait there are so many times where I've quoted

tanamojo and people have like looked at me and I'm like guys you need to get on the internet and the number one quote that I quote from her is whenever she do you remember when T.J. Khalid said he doesn't eat his wife out. And then Tandamojo says, but you eat everything else. And so the amount of times I've said in my everyday life, but you eat everything else. My dream for her is I want her to like come out because she had a singing career at one point. I want her to remix her most iconic things. Like if she made bleach and tone into a song, the clubs would lose their fucking mind. And I don't know why. She keeps me like, it's a good idea. at L-O-L and like she's not

Maybe there's some DJ We'll do it for her But anyway I'm back to what we were saying I continue to walk in Monica Lewinsky What Monica Lewinsky's standing at the bar

I don't know You know me I don't approach people Unless they make eye contact Or I know them I've met them before I don't Cold call celebrities When is Monica Lewinsky

gonna do like a big documentary and like I mean I think it's her time now imagine if that happened now I think she's done some form of documentaries and she has an amazing podcast however um it she needs to have like a yeah because like I couldn't imagine in today's day and age us looking at like a 25 year old girl in the white house being like she tricked the president of the United States like that was so fucked up. Also remember when that was the craziest thing that happened in our government? Whimsy and fun.

But I was with Gabby and Stewart and I go, I don't know what came over me, but I was like we need to say hi to her. We swarm her and we just go, Monica, you're so inspirational. We love you. You're amazing. You're everything. And she was so nice. And then we left, but I was like so happy I attacked Monica. I need a Ryan Murphy Monica Lewinsky show. I need a

real should does play bill clinton wait you can't play the saxophone but he does have a nice silver wait i'm obsessed with that idea should we just cast it should we just do like a play in your backyard sorry we're busy we're late on the podcast today dez forgot his lines you know what i think about all the time that your parents performed a play last summer and it like literally i could cry

when i think about it because i think it's so My parents didn't just perform a play. My mom ended up writing, producing, directing the play. God forbid the woman takes a break. She's retired, by the way. And I'd call her and she's like, we're rehearsing. So we're Monica Lewinsky's behind me. Tana Mojo's next to me.

We are going on so many tangents. Okay. And then Tish Cyrus walks in. My wife's mom. I was too nervous to say anything. Because again, what do I have, what am I going to be like? What am I saying? What am I saying to Tish?

What am I saying to Tish? so I left Tish alone. We must leave Tish alone. Also, is Tish a full name or is it a partner? Don't. Tish is tired. Do you know Tish? Me, so Tish's other daughter, Noah, was dating a guy.

They broke up. Tish married the guy. Put that in your straw and drink it this morning. These holes ain't loyal. These hos ain't loyal. Is that crazy? And I don't think Tish. and Noah speak.

And I don't know if Noah speaks to Miley because I think Miley, I think she went to the wedding. So she was kind of like, okay. So then there's like this little after party in the lobby. And there's a very tall woman in like the middle. So obviously my eyes went to her. Maria Sharapova.

Maria Sharapova. Now, wait, when Hannah was telling me, like she briefly told me that she saw Maria Sharapova and I just kind of looked at her like, okay, and she looked back at me and she goes, you walk in a room, Anne Hathaway's there. I'm like, got it, got it.

Yep, okay, keep going. Because my friends, I guess, didn't really know Maria Sharpova, and I'm freaking out, and they're like, go talk to her, go talk to her. I said, I'm not disrespecting Maria Sharapova.

Also, imagine your whole life you're watching someone and like they're, your idol, and then you have a chance to say something to them, and it doesn't go well. And like 80% of my interactions don't go well. And that's that you've harmed the image of your idol in your head forever. That is so depressing, Anna.

So they were like, they literally, we had, I'd have like a third-minute conversation of why I wasn't going to talk to Maria Sharper. Yeah, okay. But my thing with some of these people is I will meet her when I'm supposed to meet her. Like, I don't know when it'll be, but it's, it was not that time. It was not the moment. Oh, Lance Bass was also there. Okay.

And I ended up, you know when you're in a conversation, but like you haven't been introduced? I somehow found myself in a conversation with him, but not talking to him and trying not to acknowledge that I know him. And he knows, he's like, look at this millennial bitch. Like, obviously she's. Right. Lance Bass.

So I was just, I just stayed quiet the whole time. Can I tell you something? Because I see a lot of people online being like, patience, everyone's gay. Like, not all her ex-boyfriends are gay. If it doesn't clock to you, Lance Bass was my favorite in Insink. Okay? So, yeah, actually, I do have a little knowledge on what it's like to have a crush on a gay man.

Is there a word for like the gaydar of if you're attracted to them, he's gay? I don't know, but I think I could like put it in numerical form if I did the appropriate research. because what are the chances and everyone was out here loving Justin Timberlake and I thought too straight for me let me have a crush on Lance Bass do you know who I liked who Joey Fatone no but he was cute who did you like because I would have said Lance Bass J. J.C. You did? Yeah because he was the underdog I was like he's the one with the good voice and Justin Timberlake is just dancing around the front and I'm like let J.C sing. J.C.'s the real talent here and he was kind of quiet yeah and I like that in a man yeah yeah I

I like that in a man too but I wouldn't have see I would have seen you as a Justin Timberlake I did I did like Justin Timberlake but I knew that he we weren't going to settle down right like I was like we're not he's not gonna each other yeah he's not gonna be like husband material where JC was husband material same with backstreet boys like I like I love liked what was his name not Aaron Carter and it's like you have bad taste in men Nick Carter is bad I can acknowledge that he's attractive but he's again let's start calling men not marriage material let's start calling out men's bad behavior and not saying that women pick badly yeah also a lot of the time the women aren't picking it's the men that come to us

They lie. And then they lie. And then the women are told that they picked wrong. And then you're six months in, you're like, wait, where's your personality? And he's like, oh, I changed it. This is my new one. And you're like, what? It's very scary.

It's very rattling. Anyhow, since we're on like a little bit of a celebrity, like, gossip says right now, Timothy and Kylie, I can't get enough. I'm obsessed. Did you see them at? Oh, then, like, kissing at the next game? Did you see her with, like, her digital camera? just like taking picks having just like being a girl at a basketball game she is me when i'm with

a man at a sporting event because i'm like i don't care i don't give a flying fuck she has to go to a lot of games like and she's not even watching her husband play she's watching her husband watch other men play that's when you know you really love someone when like the things that they like that you don't care about, you get excited to watch them be excited to, like, have fun. That's kind of like when Des and I are trying to pick something to watch and he gets, he's really excited to watch something and I don't care. Yeah. I'll enjoy it because he's enjoying it.

And then he's like, you can watch it without me. And I'm like, that's okay. If you're dating a guy and you find his hobbies to be like, well, there's so much nuance in that. If you can't say that. Wait, I love this is the first time in the pod ever. You're like, I'm not going to say that because there's nuance to it. There's nuance.

There's nuance there. And I can't make up, I actually can't make a blanket statement, which was what I usually like to do on things that I don't know much about. Wait, my friend Katie had a baby literally yesterday. And I went to send, I was like, oh, I have to send like something to the house for her to get home. It's a very weird feeling when your friend text you and is like, hey, baby's here. The eagle has landed. You're like, are they staying?

And so I'm sitting there and I'm thinking, I'm like, I'm like, what should I send to the house for the baby? And then I realized she's a small baby, my friend. Like, I'm like, so I sent her a Lola blanket. Because I was like, no, Katie is the small baby who they just made give birth. Loki, I get nervous though, because it is like your friend introducing you to someone new. And it's like, I don't know this bitch. It's also funny because it's like, I've been friends with Katie for like over 10 years now.

And she sent me a picture of her baby. And in my head, I was like, I know that you love him more than me now. Another thing I just want to say, like, about this past weekend, traveling to the West Coast is just in itself, like a whole thing. Trauma. And I'm not even like saying anything. I'm just saying about traveling in general. Whether you're traveling on a train, a plane, a bus, or whatever,

wherever you are in your journey, I don't think serving fit. is ever appropriate ever in any capacity if you're on Delta they're trying to push shrimp on you if you're on jet blue I literally got on a jet blue flight and they said do you want a trout christini I said I literally looked at this man and I said does anyone want a trout christini on here see that's where me and you were different I said I've been having a boring ass day. Let's see, that's my drug of choice. I'm like a trout christini in the middle of a plane where the bathroom is very far. I just think when you're traveling in the air inside of a tin can, there's so many variables. Why throw in one that we don't need? And that would be fish on a plane.

God forbid one trout went bad. All it takes is one trout. And then like in my head I'm sitting there. I was like, I haven't said the word trout since the parent trap. Like, and I couldn't stop thinking about it. You know what I was thinking about with fish? This lady was telling me about how like salmon sperm facials are doing so well and everyone loves salmon sperm, salmon sperm. I'm like, what about other fish is sperm? Like other fish like my cum means nothing.

Like why is it just the salmon that their cum is good for people's faces? There's so many fish out there. What about a flute? What about a? I can't listen. I don't know any other fish. Are the salmon in the water just being like, hey, we're more than our sperm? Like, this is fucked up.

You're telling me swordfish doesn't have good come. Swordfishes are the fuck boys of the sea. A swordfish? What are the fish that are like the flat ones? Flute. Oh, flounder. Flounder, yeah. No, like a stingray.

I feel like they have really potent sperm. Anyway. Speaking of celebrities, can I just say something? Justice for Rachel Zegler. Justice for Rachel Zegler. Oh, Snow White. Yeah. Why?

Well, I just feel like we know her. And she's like the nicest, sweetest theater kid you've ever met in your life. They were being so mean to her at the mech gala. I was just going to say we didn't even speak about the mech gala. Yeah. And honestly, the only. thing I can say about it is I thought a lot of people looked bad. I thought more people looked bad than they looked good.

I don't think, first of all, I thought the theme would, when I heard the theme, I was like, oh, people are going to go really hard on this. I wanted structure. I wanted literally pieces of works of art, but they were just like taking inspiration from like a painting of like a woman in a white dress. Yeah, and I just thought like. Or a statue. Yeah, I just, I didn't really like anyone's.

It's funny because people are like, I think people are trying to be too cool. They're trying to be like, I'm just taking a hint of this like Monet photo. And like I hate to say it, but the Kardashians are just so interesting to look at. Sorry, the Kardashians. They just are. Killed it. Did you see Gigi Hadid's interview? I did not.

Page. Page. It was my biggest nightmare. Wait, why? It was my biggest nightmare. She's, she's, she's, she's, have like she's obviously stressed out she's at the met she stops to do a favor and do someone's interview and they go gee gee what's your favorite piece of art oh no that's like whenever someone's

like what's the last book you read and you're like all kill my so you could tell she's like i'm not going down without a fight yeah she starts just kind of rambling she's like every painting i've ever seen in my life she starts going i love collecting collecting art is fun i I've looked at a lot of art. There's been, like, she's killed on it. And it's the most painful watch, but like you cannot judge this girl because what, well, I would have just been like Michelangelo.

You know what she should have said? She should have said my child when my child water paints. Yeah, that's a really good one. I would have immediately just been like, the impressionist, I don't know. Like, I don't know what have come to my head. One time I was on a date with a guy and he asked me that question, And I got so nervous.

You should break up with him for that question. Like that's a setup that he wants you to fail. He's rooting against you. Okay. I thought about it for years after this date. Like it really fucked me up that I felt like so dumb. And I came to the conclusion in my own head that he was trying to make me feel dumb. Like he didn't actually care to talk about like art.

He just wanted me to feel. I actually think he wanted me to feel poor. Yeah, because that's such a pretend. And just question. Yeah, I was like, shut the fuck up, dude. I don't know. I go to Society6.com and I print out something. I don't know.

Heard of chess.com. Probably not. She responded, been like, and what's your favorite female painter of the 1920s? I don't know. Really? Like, I thought about it for years. I don't know why it annoyed me so much.

Anyway. Well, I went on a podcast and they sent questions beforehand, which I like to riff. I don't even like to look at what they're going to ask. Yeah. But I saw a book. And I was like, that got my attention. I started strangers.

Do you love it? I love it. Are you doing audio or? And I don't judge. I'm reading. I'm reading. The audio, her voice like is great. Okay, maybe I'll do like a couple chapters.

Or you know what you can do? You can listen and read at the same time. Okay. That sounds nice. Yeah, because it flows. It flows. I think that we should be allowed to kill one man a year. here's what I will say as a forewarning if you're reading the book.

If you've even had a small discrepancy on like where the coffee was that morning with your partner, do not dive into this book because I found myself looking up from the book, looking around being like i'll murder someone because she's waspy and waspy people like don't even talk about their feelings to their like children they're just like you know Winston get out of here she's pouring her heart and soul about her privilege that these men these rich men it's oh it's so blood in fury like your blood starts boil reading this it's the audacity of these men it I can't I can't wait to read it actually I'm gonna read it today when I go to the pool so this podcast was like do you what's your favorite

book turned into a movie and I was like oh my god this you lost me at book yeah so then I'm Googling like books to me I was like can't say Harry Potter I'm like do I have to have read the book because I loved Gone Girl that was a book yeah everything was a book So anyway, we're in the pod and then before that they go, what was the last thing you Googled? And I'm like, let's pull it up. And I go, what's a movie that was a book that was turned to a movie? And they were like, thank you for your time. You know what I forget is that we're New York Times bestselling authors.

Yeah, we're writers. Writers and readers are two different things. Anyway, we just found out that we got recordings from the live show. And by the way, this wasn't like a typical live show. It was like a full interview, which we've never done with these incredible women. So let us know if you want us to post it. We're working through the logistics if we're able to. And sorry this episode was up late.

We're really sorry. I can't have to wear a thong. Grace is slipping a fucking margarita right now while we are fighting for a life. No, we love you, Grace. You deserve it. And we'll talk to you guys later. Oh, and everyone mark your calendars June 5th. take out your gel pens,

your Sharpie, whatever you use, put it in your little journal. And Hannah looks so good in the... We're excited. We got approvals. We're excited. We love you guys.

We love you guys. Bye.