Giggly Squad - Giggling about witches, food orders, and tongues

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

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What's up, gigglers? Gary, fix your Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, my frozen grapes, gigglers? Wasn't that a thing on TikTok? Frozen grapes?

Forced sour grapes. It was the... Frozen sour grape. Grape with the hard shell. Yeah. Which I actually did make once. Yeah. And then...

And then it all. It all fell apart. It all fell apart because nothing lasts forever. Forever. We were just catching up about our Halloween plans and turns out we have the exact same Halloween plans this year. Like exactly two and T. We're just photo shoot tomorrow and then nothing.

I hate Halloween parties, but I realize I don't hate dressing up. I just don't like dressing up and then having like normal conversations with people in your outfit. Yeah. I like don't know how to navigate that. I just remember, like, Halloween in New York's crazy. Like, I remember waking up when I had two male roommates. And there was, like, feathers all over the bathroom. And I was like, who, like, who fucked a chicken?

And then Corey, name and names, comes out, and he has these khaki pants on still. And there's red all over his crotch. And he was like, so I was grinding on an Elmo last night. And, like, we had fun back in the day, but I was so lazy. I'd always have, like, a brown sweatshirt and brown ears, and I was a bear. Except for that year, you were a post-mologne, which was so good. That was like the first year we became friends. Wait, I was post-molone for, like, three years.

Yeah. It's like when I like a meal and I have to eat it. Like, that's what I do with Halloween costumes. I do it for, like, three years. Anything after 2020? No. No. What did you do last year?

Oh, you were with me. I did the Australian break dancer. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I did Fran Drescher. That was really good. Well, this year, we're not going to give it away. But we both decided we're not going to go to any parties. We're just going to take photos of ourselves inside.

Halloween is actually my mom's birthday. A true Scorpio witch. A true witch. And she makes her witch's brew, also known as pasta faciejoli. When I was younger, one time my little cousin was mad at my mom for something, who knows what. And all I remember is him yelling at her saying, that's why you're born on Halloween because you're a witch

and I remember going like it stuck out in my brain like I still know where I was standing at my grandma's house I was like oh he's gonna have to sit on the steps for like 10 minutes well she's gonna give him the colloquio which you can Google that

if you don't know what that is also how's your face holding up guys I can't pass by a mirror without being like Wait, do you have, like, you're, like, glowing. Well, I was at a, okay, I just did a photo shoot for a skincare company. Okay. So they, so I'm really just skin.

They moisturized you. Well, here's the thing. So I get to this photo shoot for the skincare company. And they were like, hey, like, some of the shots it's going to be, like, you washing your face. So we're going to do, like, really minimal makeup. And we don't retouch because it's skin. And I was like, pardon? scozy so everything had to be like I could put like a little

concealer on in places but I was but I couldn't do anything I feel like some brands are like super authentic and like obsessed with being authentic then some brands will do a whole makeup shoot without they're like fake lashes yeah or like without the makeup like they'll use other makeup yeah and that's capitalism and we'll just talk about up to yeah that's showbiz Okay, let's get into some real stuff because I've been a half. Sorry, that was the pregame. I was just dabbling.

I love with the get-to-know-yas, okay? Did you watch the new season of Nobody Wants Us? Did you watch the old season? Nobody Wants'I did up until like, I watched half of it. Okay. Second season, phenomenal. The acting's amazing. By the way, huge fan.

I'm a huge fan of that show. No, I'm a massive fan of that show. I can't go on TikTok without now getting clips of, like, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard and their whole relationship. And it's, it's consumed all of my thoughts. It's consumed all of my thoughts. Here's the thing about him. He has a very successful podcast. He's very, like, charming.

They've been married for a while. People are, like, going back and finding interview clips of him talking about Kristen. Yeah. at one point they were like the couple where it was like oh they're like the they were like a blake lively Ryan Reynolds and that but no fault of she's an angel no she's perfect she's more than perfect she's Anna in frozen she needs to be protected at all costs people don't know that she's the voice of gossip girl like she could have enough what is he done I'm not quite sure he did an interview and he was like talking about how he's got insecurities of like...

Again, first of all, I'm out. A guy can leave both insecurities, I'm out. Totally. But he's like, I have all these insecurities and he like listed them. And they're like all normal ones that everyone has, like, the way they look, the way they talk, like, whatever. And then he was like, the only time I'm like, I think the word he used was like unbashful, whatever, is in relationships where like he thinks he's the prize. I dated a man one time that like would repeatedly tell me that he was always. also the prize and that it should be 50-50.

We want it. And I was like, you're gay. You want a boyfriend. Like, I'm sorry. I literally cannot watch clips of him talking ill of her anymore. And then there's clips of her being like how she obsessed she is with him. Yeah. If you have a friend who's obsessed with her boyfriend, I need you to pull them aside.

It's terrifying. Well, you know what it's giving. Remember Simone Biles? When her boyfriend was kind of like, I'm a good athlete too. But he also was like, you know, she sent to my DMs, like, I'm the one, whatever. And look, I... No, I can't. One thing...

Okay, where's my take? Yeah. Okay. I think so... Yeah. Hit them with it. Get that. Sometimes I feel like if you just pull people's, like, public personas of their relationships,

and you judge it based on that. Totally. But I would argue that people's public personas, their relationships, is better than what it is behind closed doors. Well, of course. So, like, whenever people are like, oh, you're so cute. I'm like, yeah, they're literally actors. Yeah. They're actors.

Like, when you're on the red carpet, obviously, he could not touch you for three months, but on the right carpet, he's going to put his arm around your waist. You know what I mean? Right. So that's one thing. I also, I feel like with the girls, sometimes it's, I don't want a guy to be. like so obsessed with me and I'm like not as obsessed with him yeah like because I get bored yeah but I like it going like back and forth like some weeks I like being like oh I'm the ugly one oh like he's like something about him I'm like oh he's hot this week and then the next week

I'm like catch up you got to catch up but um it's hard to perceive a relationship based on like just old clips I just think like she's so fucking successful yeah then you know what they say a little and secure. Sometimes you can't have two headshots in a relationship. Yeah. And I can in mind because my husband's old. So true. Like if Des was 35 and he was like doing his stuff when he was 35, it would be chaos.

No. Which, what were you going to say? I was going to say, people get so mad when, when like, women are like, like, I very much live in the mindset of like the man should like the girl more. And people get mad at that same. No, it should be, you should equally love. The only reason I think the guy should like the girl more is because their role is to protect. So, like, you, if you're going to protect me, you have to care about me more. I'm not running in front of a bullet for you, you psycho.

True. But you should run in front of one for me. True, true. Because you're my protector. If you're not, then what are you doing here? I'll hire someone. I'll hire a bodyguard. In the very beginning, he needs to be the one that's more into it.

Because men are simple, they have one way of thinking. That's how they'll always be. And I get like... And I love talking in mass generalizations. I love being a feminist. I'm all for being a feminist. I'm sorry, but my number one rule that I really won't go against, I'm never reaching out first.

I'm never DMing first. I'm never asking you out. I'm never going up to you and giving you my number. And I get that, like, women can be like, That's empowering. Like, no, you take charge. Not me. Not me.

Because if you don't want me first, then I don't want you back. That's valid. I was like, I was, you know I love to flirt. So, and I think men are scared. But again, you don't want a man who's so scared. I think men are intimidated. I think men don't know things. So, like, I'm fine with putting out the first, like, hey, what's up?

And then seeing, like, if they make it happen. But then I look back not to be like, okay, but like, Des is the one who DM me. As he should. And that's romance. A DM is romantic. And that's romantic. So, but look, the truth is, is if you feel like you're forcing it at all in the fucking beginning when you guys are so fucking horny. Sorry, Mom.

Like, it's a no. Which brings me to my feed, which is full of Lily Allen and David Harbour. Who, I've seen David Harbour and his scruffy ass walking around New York City before. Okay, I didn't even know they were a couple, let alone had this crazy breakup. Well, also I didn't actually know she was a singer. Sorry. I like, miss a memo. When I see you cry, and I'll see you cry.

Wait, did I hit that note? Is that why you knew it? Did you sing on the Kelly Clarkson show? Did you sing? Look, when I sing. On the Kelly Clarkson show. Mom! No.

I was like watching a clip. I go, if she sings in front of Kelly, I'm going to sing. Well, I was a singer, and I was like, well, she's a singer, I'm a singer. I knew that was. I knew that was your mindset going in. Like, well, we're both doing our crafts. Okay, so people don't know these talk shows. Beforehand, there's a producer who calls you.

Right. And this producer, we were kikiing, and we had a lot of stories lined up. And it goes fast. So I didn't know what story might go. Right. And they prepare you for 15 minutes of talking when you're really. going to talk for three yeah and I had like different bits I had a joke I was going to do a monologue I didn't know and next thing you know I was just like Kelly I think I could hit the

wicked note I'm so happy I wasn't there because I didn't attempt it though I didn't like I she like you just said okay I was like I think I could like I wasn't going disrespect Chloe Clark well that's what I thought no no I have respect I thought you were like American Idol cool it was on 30 years ago Imagine I did it, and then it was just silenced. Claire Clarkson was like, get out. She's like, actually quitting the show. She just goes full of Simon Cowell.

She's incredible. I was on the first episode of the Kardashians. You know who told me this? Desmond Bishop. Desmond Bishop calls me and goes, pages on the Kardashians. I'm minding my own business. Watching. Minding my own business.

I'm having a slow morning. I said, oh, my girls are. back. Let me throw the girls up on TV. I'm sitting there. I'm drinking my coffee. And all of a sudden I hear Courtney say my, I like hear my own stuff. And I'm like, oh my God, no one's, my is not talking about this. No, talking about it. Well, because they couldn't use your actual voice. Oh, yeah. Oh. That's what happened. I guess NBC or Bravo didn't give them. Yep. Didn't. Didn't give them the rights to use. use my voice. And it's your voice.

How dare they? How do they? It's your voice. I own it. No, but that's like why I couldn't post my crazy paparazzi pick where my hair was all crazy because they weren't, they didn't give it to me in Getty. And my team was like, they could sue you for 50K. And I was like, well, I do want likes on this photo.

You know, that one time when they were trying to sue me for like 30,000. Did you get out of it? Yeah, I ran out the Statue of Limitations. and that's what can not responding to an email can do I said this isn't real see ya soon you just got reminded to see you again my lawyer was like honestly we just have to make it until like June 7 and I was like cool

wait but the Lily Allen thing wait the Lily Allen thing is crazy I haven't listened to any of it I was going to listen to it when I leave the studio apparently it's like I mean she gives names she gives dates she gives social security numbers Yeah, she gives, like, it starts with, like, her life when they first move in to, like, their new apartment that they did an architectural digest in New York City. The Pussy Palace.

The Pussy Palace. And then, like, I kind of love an album having a full story. I also love that someone's joking that she hasn't written anything in seven years. So, like, he's going to be like, wait, she did what? And she's like, there's no way she did a whole album. She hasn't written a song in seven years. But you know what's a sign of being in a bad relationship? Not creating.

Yeah, not doing shit. Like Mandy Moore. people don't talk about that enough and Kelly Clarkson the second they got out of their relationship by the way this is a chapter in the gigless web book which is available on amazon barns and noble etc yeah sorry my fancy football I lost today yeah I lost you could tell the vibes are bad so yeah when women are not creating and like shining and taking up space it's normally that they're in a bad relationship but I would argue Chris and Bell is out here Shining.

Shining. Yeah. But maybe it's because he's busy podcasting. I think that's what it is. And he has his thing. He has his thing. But, like, he just doesn't speak about her the way I think that I want her to be spoken about. I agree.

You know? Look, it's also because she's so angelic. I also had this thought, too, because I think she says it in, like, one of her interviews or whatever. I feel like in past relationships. I was of the mindset that like, oh, if you end up with this person, you have to make like these crazy compromises and you have to have like insane sacrifices. And that just means you really love that person because you're going to sacrifice this or you're going to compromise this significant part of your life. And then I realized that's a load of shit. Like when you're in a real

good, healthy relationship, I'm sorry, there's not a single compromise I could freaking find. Like, you're not changing your whole lifestyle as a compromise disguised under like we'll know we're in love no and like the things that you do compromise are the things that you're like okay that's valid yeah you're like I don't I actually don't care about them and sometimes the stuff you compromise is stuff that actually helps you grow like it actually he makes you better by being like hey can you stop doing this or like wait can I say so like the behind the scenes of Clay Clarkson that people don't know because I know you guys saw me in the show and you're like she's beautiful Like she's perfect

Like she's glowing Like did she get Botox Well I was on day two of my period And I was wearing this like Really fun high skirt Wait Was it pony hair? It was faux pony

I loved it There's faux ponies out here Thank you, it was Theophilio Okay So, okay, so then there was a top. So, okay, so then there was a top, and I had to, like, tuck it in, but it was kind of, like, falling out. Okay. So the stylist that was with me was, like, we have to take the top and, like, pin it to your underwear.

And I was wearing, like, big granny panties. So I was like, okay, perfect. Yeah. You're like, I have enough circumference. But then, like, I got there, and I was, like, starving. It was, like, 2 p.m. And I wasn't, and I hadn't eaten yet. All day?

No, I ate in the morning. Oh, okay. I was going to say that. I didn't eat lunch yet. I'm like, you hadn't eaten, and it was 2 o'clock. Like, normally around 1, I, like, eat lunch. If I, it was, like, 2 o'clock. And you know when you're like, okay, let's not eat?

But then I was getting, like, ravage. Like, when I'm hungry, it's not, like, a light hungry. It's like, I'm, like, the room starts spinning. I'm, like, I start frothing at them out. It's so interesting. Because when I have to do something, the thought of food makes me physically ill. Because I'm like, no, let me get this done and then I'll do it. I was starving like I'd run a marathon.

So I got there and they had veggie straws and I was like, perfect, that's healthy. And then I had a like a NutraGrain bar. Great. And then I think I like had some chips or something. I don't know. So you had a full lunch. I'm shoving my face. And then I had a turkey sandwich and then they had a pasta salad and I'm so hungry.

The head of a pig. But then I am, okay, day two of my period, like Chris is and important for you to learn about, I'm just, like, have diarrhea. Like, look, my cramps are, like, diarrhea. So, like, I'm, like, eating, thinking that I'm, like, free and, like, nothing bad and happened ever in my life. And she's tying my shirt to my panties. And I realized, oh, my God.

That's the first of I've ever heard you say panties. And I really thought that was gross. That was so disgusting. Why stop it? Sorry, my granny panties. kids listen to this in the backseat of the car that's where you cross the line so um I was like oh I have to go the bathroom so it was like it was clipped off I love when you like act dainty or like little girl like a little girl I have to go the restroom so I say I have to pee I have to pee if I say I have to go to the restroom you know it's a problem um by the way Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, is, like, staring at me.

Like, he was right across the green room. And I swiftly go to the green room, which, by the way, is, like, the bathroom is, like, open where, like, everyone who works in 30 Rock goes. No. So, like, I didn't have peace and quiet. But I didn't want to, like, undo. So I just pulled the back down. So it was still clipped in the front.

Okay. So I'm just, like, like, kind of, like, the sun tan lotion thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I did. So, like, shit myself, come back, go back, and then I'm back in the green room, and I feel coming on again. And, like, I have to go on in, like, 20 minutes, and I'm having, like, full diarrhea. Oh, my God. There's, like, eight people in my green room.

Were you nervous? Not telling anyone. No, I just my body, like, I think I had adrenaline. Yeah. And then I ate, like, all these random things, and I was on day two of my period. And my body was, like, we're not doing this right now. Adrenaline will really make you shit yourself. So I'm like, so I go back and I'm like fighting with this like underwear thing.

And I'm pretending to these people that I'm just like checking my hair in the bathroom. But I'm like having like explosive. You're sweating. Are you sweating at this point? I'm sweating in my zebra hair. Your faux pony. And then like by the way, this is a, it's not live, but it's fucking tight. Like they're like, okay, we're going to need you in four minutes.

Yeah. And I'm like, okay, do we try one more just to make sure I don't shit myself on the Kelly show? so like run one more time and then no one knew I'm just this is where I'm telling it and then I walked on like I didn't just like my asshole wasn't bleeding and the way we started the show

was they were like I want you to host a little game first so I never met Kelly Clarkson they just announced my name I walk on and I'm hosting this game show with Kelly and Adam Brody and some other people from nobody wants this and I was just like hi Clay Clark Clarkson trying to read a teleprompter

while holding my butt hole as and then I was like I might have to hit the wicked note later. That's what I'm going to lose it. Imagine you hit the wicked node, but also shit on her couch. Everyone would be like Tom Cruise, who? Because this is the new couch moment. Like, everyone's trying to go viral these days.

Like, you never know. No, adrenaline is so crazy when you have to go to the bathroom. I one time was going through a boyfriend's phone. And I was like, oh my God, I'm going to shit myself. And I had to run to the bathroom. So then the next time I went through the same boyfriend. friend's phone, I took the phone, first went into the bathroom, sat on the toilet, then I went through. Let's go to woman in stone. Yeah, because that adrenaline, like, I was like, I'm going to

lose my lunch. No, you know what? When people were like, oh, I'm backed up, I'm backed up. One thing about stand-up comedians, we are never backed up, because right before you go on stage, you feel a rush. Also, like, I feel like when you're running. Okay, I never used to freaking have that, though, before going out on stage, and then I literally hung out with you too many times. I was in Palm Spring. I had to go and do something with Charlotte Tilbury like out on stage and like talk to her whatever and before I'm like I'm gonna have a nervous poop like I have to go to the bathroom

and every time I would say to people like oh I'm gonna go to the bathroom someone would be like oh I have to go to I'll come with you and it's like an open and I'm like I don't want you to come with me look about that enough look at a girl and just be like I have to poop like that's there's a beautifulness about it however

if I'm at a dinner if I'm at a group dinner and I'm getting up to go to the bathroom All are welcome. Come to the bathroom because I'm sure I need products. I'm sure there's like things we have to talk about. If it's a normal day, don't come to the bathroom with me. If it's a 2 p.m. on a Wednesday, don't follow me into the bathroom. I have things to do. Because you're going to be mischievous in there. I know what I mean? By myself. Yeah. Noddy things are going to happen. I actually, shout out to Haley, my blonde best friend, Victoria's Secret. I was like wearing nothing. Yeah. And we looked to really. good at Victoria's Secret. We're about to go on the red carpet and they go, do you want to run to the restroom first? Because there isn't a restroom where the show is. I never say no to a restroom break. Like, you know, some people were like, that's

a skill of mine. Yeah. I can use it at all time. I can use it right now. So I go, let's, okay. That's funny because I'm someone that's like, oh, okay. See, I'm like, oh, thank you. I would love. I'll hold it. No, I don't like holding. Life is too short. Farts, any of it. So I'm with Haley and I'm like, okay, we're going to get there. And I'm looking at her.

I'm like, babe, this is a pre-red carpet. Like, I'm about to... You're not old enough to his experiences, Haley. You're too pure. You're going to see some things you don't want to see that you'll never be able to forget. But, like, that's when you, like, try to, you know, make sure that you're just, the tank is empty.

But it brings you closer to your friends. It does. The best is when you, like, fart and you just go, excuse me. Like, you did something, like, polite. I don't think I've ever done that. I don't think I've ever farted. in front of a friend. Do I not have any real friends?

Have you never heard in front of me? No. I could do it right now. Wait, want to hear something else disgusting that I saw on TikTok? Yeah. Your tongue knows what every... Why did you say tongue?

Because I really wanted to emphasize it. Your tongue... Yeah, why am I saying? Knows what everything tastes like or feels like. Because it doesn't. think about licking anything in this room you know what it would feel like on your tongue is that so trippy and weird like I know what the screen of my phone would feel like on my tongue even though we've never licked it yeah I know what the table would feel like on my

tongue is that so like you know what this would feel like on your tongue what algorithm did you even like I don't know where I stumbled about I have no idea. You don't have to lick it to know. You don't have to lick it to know. Would it feel like on your tongue? And you should say that to your husband. I don't have to like it to know.

Thank you. We have a fun little surprise. We do. We filmed an episode of Hannah and Paige Try New Things. A rogue episode. Because we missed it. We couldn't be kept away. No, we literally couldn't be stopped.

It was so much fun. We went to New Jersey And that's all we're going to say And we went to a Duncan And we just tried new things at Duncan We learned how to make drinks Hannah drove through the drive-thru And I did the computer

It's honestly one of my favorite episodes I think we've ever done Because I was kind of starstruck At Duncan Yeah Yeah like for Duncan to be like You can go behind the seas We got to like see how everything's made

and we had some contests. We tried to make stuff for grace. We always turned things into... We have to test our limit, you know, yeah. We pushed ourselves. And I had a big car around the drive-thru. I almost... Well, you'll see.

You'll see. I don't want to give away what happens, but it was pretty crazy. A new episode of Hannah and Paige Try New Things comes out soon on our YouTube. Brought to you by Duncan. It's so easy to put together a wish list when you have Majori coming out with new styles all of the time.

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Shop majori jewelry in store, in app or online at majory.com. I was thinking about Danty with the Stars, which I'm locked in on. I was like there was a wicked night and you know I love wicked I saw that you would have hated I know why does it like bring me joy when you hate something I know I don't watch it but I already know I'm so proud of Alex Earl I feel like she's really crushing it no like she's she's having performances that afterwards I'm like that was the greatest thing I've ever seen like she's but she's a dancer's body and I'm gonna say something about Alex Earl there's a lot of people that'll be like she doesn't have talent she doesn't whatever people do go

and get lucky. Mm-hmm. But she's already been successful for a couple years now. Yeah. That's not all luck. She's clearly a very, very, very hard worker. Yeah. And, like, not, and smart.

And, like, like, it takes a certain kind of person to, like, execute dancing with the stars. It takes pressure. It takes focus. It takes memorization. Like, I'm very impressed by her. Yes. She's competing with, like, top athletes.

And do you want to know what? I feel like when people are, like, on a screen, like, you can get a, you can read a certain level of their aura, she's always given me, like, good energy. Yeah. She seems just, like, sweet and, like, nice. I was thinking about dancing with the stars, though, and how it's so fun with the dancing, but, like, what if they did it with singing? Like, what if they found people who can't sing?

And each week, you had to sing a song that you were trained. Because I'm singing these good singers. Like, get bad singers. They're like, you're going to executive produce this show. And you're going to make me host it. And I'm going to be like, I don't even want to be here. actually you guys are really bad. You're the only judge.

Yeah, I'm the only judge. And I don't want to be here. And I'm like, sorry, I'd be napping if I wasn't getting paid to be here. No one's going to be napping during that show. I kind of love. I feel like as I get older, I am Simon Cowell. Like, I hate everything. I'm, like, disgusted by so many people I know.

Like, do you know there's an actual thing of people who don't get enjoyment from anything? Like, there's a word for it. I have it. They said if it happens for an elongated period time, it can be depression. What's a long period of time? No, it's not that I hate everything. I'm unimpressed. Yes.

Not to quote. Your best friend, who I'm sorry people aren't talking about this enough. I'm not in competition with people I don't feel inspired by. Did you hear her say that? Yeah, well, people thought it was like at Selena. I don't care who people thought it was about. and even if it was Who gives this shit

Like get over it now It's been 10 years Of this back and forth We don't care They're both married Who cares That quote alone I'm sorry

It's my new personality I'm not in competition With people I don't feel inspired by And I think my problem is I'm unimpressed by things That I'm just like I don't care Well I'm gonna bring us to a moment Over the weekend

I was alone in my hotel room I was bored I started shopping on the real real by shopping, I can't find anything for me, but then I start seeing all these things that I'm like, maybe Paige alike. So then I sent her like 40 different links. Like, I was just full on shopping for Paige in my head. Um, because Paige is my Barbie doll. Some things were cute. Okay. Well, great. I'm really happy. I basically like, it's like a love language where I'm like, okay, what can make Paige smile today? I'm like, what does she like? I'm going to send her links

of clothes. And it's, if she hates all of them, it does make me. laugh. Like if you go, like sometimes you'll be like Hannah stop. No, because sometimes you'll send me things and it's just like a black t-shirt. I'm like, what about it's Miumiol? Also, all I do is buy black t-shirts. Also, all you do is shop vintage. Like it's on a mannequin. It's not even on a person. I'm like, I can't even see what this is. Well, that's the thing. You have to have a vision. You have to be a vision. You have to be artists. Did you actually like some of the stuff I sent? Yeah, I did. Am I your stylist? Also, why are you wearing a hat?

Because I went to the shoe and I don't have a hair tie to throw it up in a ponytail and it's like pushed back. Because everyone's here to see your Botox. Well, I'll show that. I do feel like it's like settled. Yeah. I feel like I'm like in. I actually go to Wednesday for like a check-in. When is Daphne getting her facial balancing?

She actually is the perfect face. When is Daphne getting lip filler? because we've all been thinking it. Yeah, she has no lips. No. Kitty is stunning. She's beautiful. She's gorgeous.

Well, didn't she just... Well, she's working. She's booked and busy. Today, she has to work tomorrow. Wait, I feel like I can't. I'm not allowed to say the thing she's working on. It's like... No, it's hot shot.

Embargo. I signed an NBA. I'm like, what? And good thing, she's not all chatty, chatty, because... You would tell everyone. I have a hot take. Okay. Because you, Des and I are in a temporary place right now.

Okay. We moved into an apartment where if you order Uber Eats, you have to go down to get it. They don't let them bring it up to the door. Now, this is a huge problem. Huge problem. Not in my America. Okay? And some would say you moved out of your last apartment.

Some would say that there was one reason I moved and they changed the policy. And I said, and I can no longer. do business with you guys but hot take do you know that that was like a massive thing at my old building I was like I'm moving out and they were like what can we get for you to stay I'm like well you guys don't bring the groceries up anymore and like

I can't have that I'm not going downstairs at midnight to get one slice of pizza from the guy like in my panties no so this is my hot take at first I said no no no no but then I realized maybe this is good for me. Because now when I place an order, I have to say it with my chest.

Well, do you know, this happened to our good friend, Sierra. What happened? She moved into a building, and they don't let delivery people go up, and they won't bring it up to your building. What does the delivery people ever do to you? Like, why are they treating them? No.

Sorry they're trying to make a tip. They leave it at the door and they leave. What the fuck? Like, they have other deliveries to do. Why are they acting? Like, this is crazy. And Sierra said it really makes her stop and think, do I need to order that? So I agree with Sierra, where I'm like, I say it with my chest. I want you able to know I'm living it up at all.

I'm like, yeah, I actually do another order. You forgot it. I said normally I might eat something and then be like, okay, I'm done, throw it out. Now I'm like, should I save this for lunch? I need the other half of this burrito, so I'm not. And then sometimes where I just order, like, for no reason, I'm like, should we order? because do I want to lock eyes with this man? Yeah.

Multiple times a day. But then I'm like, do I make an inside joke? But then again, I don't want, I have a bad habit of people. Can you find someone at your building, grease them a little? Be like, hey. That was so Italian of you. Anytime I got a delivery, you bring it right up to me. I go, hey, what's not something we got a blowdrop?

Let's do this old school. You can take a fry off the top, but that's it. Yeah, we go half and halfies. Do you know who invented room service? Jackie O. Oh, great guess. The Waldorf Astoria Hotel. Invented room service in like 19.

Did you do a dissertation on room service? I'm obsessed with room service. I remember the moment I realized what it was. I was like four years old. And my mom was like, they'll bring it to the room. And I was like, this is crazy. I genuinely think that's why I moved to New York City because I was like, room service. One of the greatest memories of my childhood was my parents went to a wedding in Philadelphia

and Daniel and I got to stay back at the hotel room. And my mom said, you guys can just order room service. We had a rager. Greatest night of your life. Tell me it was two queen beds. Yes, two green beds. Maybe we just one. And Dana and I was just going over.

Yeah. French fries. No, room service is the best. And, like, Uber Eats is basically room service if you live. And this is the problem with New York City. Anything you're in the mood for. Like, you literally are like, I want a chicken parmesan with a penny all of vodka. But I also would, like, and then after that, I'll have some sushi.

You're like, what if I don't tie with Italian fusion? Like, you'll find it. It's right there. You will find it. It's a Nyoki with a Sejuwon delight. Like, they have it. So it's like every need is right at your fingertips. It's so nice.

naughty. Okay, wait, this actually is so, like, reverse, except my Chinese food place, which is, like, best Chinese food in New York City. When you move also, that's a whole thing. You have to find your places. Find your places. It's, like, it's really stressful. My place is the best ever, but they're so old school that they're not on any of the apps.

Do you have to text? They're not even on postmates. I'm like, not even, not even Grubhub. You have to call, you have to place your order, you pay over the phone, and they... You give them the credit card number? Yes, they have their own delivery, like their own deliverer people. Yeah. And it's just for the area.

And it feels so 90s. Like, I'm almost like I have a cord on my phone. You feel like you're in sex in the city, like... Yeah, and they're like, for how many? And I'm like, for one. Does Daphne ever try to... eat your human food? You're like a third person that asked me this day.

Look, she's looking on a fuck lately. No, she genuinely has zero interest in any human food. And I've had like salmon or like any like little like pieces of chicken and she'll sniff it. But she's like if it's not in my dish, I don't care about it. So cats, like all cats are different. My mom has a cat who every night when they sit down for dinner, the cat thinks my mom cooked dinner for him and he sits like a man he sits on her lap and as she goes to take a bite he takes his paw and paws her hand

like get that fork towards me she he eats pork chops he eats honey he eats turkey burgers he eats salmon no well okay butter well when i'm eating she'll come and sit and just stare she's not knowing about she just stares and i'll have a little piece of chicken or something and I'll put it down for her. She looks at it like she's never seen something. Every time she eats, she acts like, oh, my God. I'm like, oh, what is this? Smells it for like 10 minutes and then eats it.

And then I give her a little. So we have like our fun little game. One of the best parts about having, I think, a cat is that it's not like a dog. Dogs are so fucking annoying when you're about to eat. It's almost like, who told you? I didn't even tell you that. Wait, okay, I'm going to say something controversial. And I don't like, I love dogs.

Totally. We love dogs. No, I do love dogs. But I love dogs like I love men. We're like, yeah, they're great until you hang out with them. Like until they open their mouth and start talking. Once you're in the room with them and you see how they move through life, you're like, this is. Once you've committed, you're like, oh.

Also, the second you pet them, their little red weiner pops out and I'm like, I'm not trying to fuck you. Yeah. I'm like, aren't you fixed? Didn't you get fixed? How do you still have the urge? Also, why are we walking, running around? They're always talking about things they don't know about. I'm very subtle about, like, most people getting cats.

Like, I do the whole plan of seed in six years. They decide they want a cat. But I was with a friend, and she's like, I want to get a dog. And by the way, this is like New York City. And I just looked at her in the face. I said, with my chest. I said, are you fucking fucking. I said, and she was like, I like dogs.

Sorry, you don't like dogs. I like dogs. And I said, okay, think the whole idea of getting dog great. Have you ever been at a person's place with a dog and they're not annoyed by the dog? Like, it's always them being like, sit down. Hold on a second. Sit down. Stop, stop.

Get up. Not there. Not there. Don't do this. Sorry, let me let the dog out. I think that people are like brainwashed to think that they love their dog when actually their dog is ruining their life. And I know people whose relationships have ended because they couldn't have sex because their dog would bark the whole time. So my thing is the first six months with a puppy.

oh no I once had a boyfriend who is like we're gonna have so many golden retrievers and I literally said over my dead fucking body if you want a dog and you want to deal with that kind of hardship in your life just have a baby like just have a baby my thing is I feel like people don't like cats then you have your own cat and people are like you walk into someone's apartment like this is like I'm obsessed with them they're amazing when you walk into someone's apartment with the dog they're like I'm so sorry they just start apologizing for their dog all they do is apologize can't go on a trip you have to walk it in the rain no every day you have to walk in. But maybe that's their version of love is like taking care of something. And I know people are like, oh, your dog loves you so much. If it loves me so much, why is he being annoying?

And why will he run away at any second? And yeah, he's a heat. You open the door. You open the door. A dog is bolting out. He's trying to get away. He's trying to go find the next best thing. You open the door.

The cat's like, shut the door. Like, people are out there. Ew. My favorite is cats, indoor cats, looking at outdoor cats, being like, you disgusts me. No, the best was Daphne looking at your rescue cats, being like, when you said, do they even know their parents, mom? Who's your dad?

She goes, you guys don't even have an Instagram page. She goes, they've never done one brand deal. Do you guys go to work? Daphne's when an influencer gets invited to an event that she has the most followers, and she's like, why am I here? Why did my PR send me here? There's not even a step in a repeat Like why did I get all made up for this This place is disgusting

I'm wasting my time And I had to pay for the Uber's They didn't even send a gar Wait Oh what happened I figured out who my big three are These are my big three Of my favorite people ever

Ready? And wait when you say favorite Like what does that mean? We don't know Just like right now for this moment Okay in pop culture Dakota Johnson Aubrey Plaza

Allison Williams I love all three of them equally and somehow I feel like they're all like a similar font of person and I feel aligned with them wait I love how this is your energy moving

because I feel like these girls are more you know what you just listed five years ago that wouldn't have been my list you know what you just listed three female comedians Yeah. Dakota Johnson, hilarious.

I think Dakota Johnson is one of the funniest, unintentional, funny people. Aubrey Plaza, her personality in general, like her baseline. How is she not won like an Oscar? People need to put her in more things. Put her in more things. I mean, but and then Alison Williams. I just like her vibe. Girls?

Yeah. Well, so they're, you know what it is? They're funny, but they're also hot. Yeah. And they're successful. And I love it. Where I feel like back in the day, you were more aesthetic. Like, you just wanted to say, you didn't care if they, like, couldn't care of a conversation.

Back in the day, my big three would have been Victoria Beckham. But she's, like, still in, she's, she's, she's your friend now. Right now she's, she's your friend. She oversees. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But back in the day, it would have been Victoria Beckham. Well, these are your Barbie dolls who are talking about. This is my Barbie house.

They don't play with each other. It's my pussy palace. Victoria Beckham, Kim Kardashian. Yeah. And I don't know who my third would have. Because, like, her and Kim are... Yeah. They can't be touched.

Yeah. But this, I'm obsessed with this energy for you. Thank you. Who's your favorite style of these three? Ooh. Probably Dakota Johnson. Yeah. She's really good.

She's just, like, cool. Well, she pulls off bangs. Yeah. And Aubrey Plaza gets away with being, like, sarcastic, mean, like, dark energy, and I like that. Do you know what also all three of them have? Great hair. Great hair. And also they do not, they're not like nice girls.

Like they're not like trying to conform to be likable. There's like an, I don't want to say unlikableness of them, but it's more they're authentic where they don't care that they have stereotypical things that might not be likable to them. There's an authenticity that makes them feel real. They're not liked by everyone and that's a good thing. Yes. Yeah, you don't want to be liked by everyone. I do find. You need to have like 10 top tier haters.

You know, like that keep, I'm not kidding, no, I'm not getting, no, I'm not getting, you need a good roster of haters and you need to feed them like every so often because their feedback, it only motivates you. And you know when they're thinking about you, they'll drop like subtle hints and all. Have you ever like not been hated on and felt a little emptiness in you and been like, oh, nobody cared to hate on that? I'm, no, I won't. I've liked that at any point. I have noticed, though, like, over the years, my haters, like, people that I feel like really, really hate me, I wouldn't even, like, be friends with them, let alone, like, envy them or want to be them.

You know, like, I've never been hated on someone where I'm, like, fuck, I, like, really am jealous about that, like, that of them or, like, I want to have what they have, or, like, yeah, respect to them. I felt like they were a normal people. I just have to say, we got really. I don't know if Lucky's the word, but, like, I'm very grateful. There's a lot of people who have people who, like, they hate their, no, no, they, people, I don't want to, also, like, I don't even call, like, the gigglers are not fans. They're best friends, but there are people who, like, hate their fans.

Like, they're doing their thing, and then they, like, go to a show and they see the people that are buying their stuff or, like, love them or, and they're, like, I know comedians who hate their fans. And I'm, like, that says more about you than them. Like, you're not, look, your fans are a mirror of what you're putting out into the world. The moment I realized that gigglers aren't fans. I've never said the F word. Is when I had a panic attack and I went out on stage and you were like, just tell them. Come on, tell them. Just tell them they'll be okay.

And I was like, guys. But I also feel like people will, like have one viral video and be like, my fans. It's like a loosely used term nowadays. I don't like that term But it's just The people who want to consume your content Like the fact that it's girls that we would be friends with Is like we're very lucky

I just thought of another thing to hate on a man about I restarted scandal Grace is watching it You are? What season are you in? I'm at season three It's starting to get a little bit crazy Where you're like, okay, I don't know what's going on So good

It's so good and I have not. How gorgeous is she? Hold on. Let me just, hold on. Because I have a list in my head. I haven't watched scandal. I think I tried to restart it during COVID, but I like didn't get through it.

But I haven't watched it since it was genuinely like on TV. I think it was in like 2012. Yeah. So many things. Top line. One, I don't know why Carrie Washington doesn't get talked about more for her fashion, specifically at that time period because she was so peak 2012, 2013 fashion but in that show she always looked so good so like I won I don't think she gets

enough accolades for like her role in fashion in general to she's so good she's so good in it the whole show is her shonda rhymes also doesn't get enough like award no sorry she's made every good show I've ever watched she'd be on Mount Rushmore I'm like well guys I don't think we're like actually putting it together she's made scandal gray's a night Do you know Grey's Anatomy is still going on? Still on. I didn't know that. Still on.

No, the woman is like, collectively as a whole, we don't speak about her enough. My last thing. I hope you're going to say what I think you're going to say. Why the fuck did they want her with the president? Why did all of America love the couple that is her and the president? I'm sorry, he's the worst character of all time ever. He's an awful character He's so mean to his wife

He's so mean to her He acts like such Like sorry Because you're the president You're like so entitled You can treat your wife like absolute shit Paige Yeah

You healed I'm like You've healed I just can't believe I loved it Because sometimes people see a guy Who's being an asshole And be like

Oh I'm gonna change him Like I like him You've healed No I literally want him Impeached I want Wait but like He's a little bit Zaddy

Oh he's so fucking hot. Where is that actor? He's around. Why isn't he and more a thing? Also, are they dating in real life? No. No. They're both married, but like they did an award show. They like presented it something not too long ago and everyone was like, ah,

fucking the way he touched the back of her. I'm going to say it right now. As someone in a relationship. I don't know. You would fuck that man. As someone who's really committed, I would have sex with that guy. Just that, like, I'm watching. how people act on like dancing with the stars yeah like I'm sorry if your husband was like dancing

with one of these girls and like I'm watching like Val and Alex Earl and he's like he's like closer to my face more passion he's like pulls her in by the vagina yeah like I'm like if you just put your vagina on me that's how the dance I know there's a dance world is like we're dancing that's cheating you're you're just cheating with rules okay wait okay wait though question if you were married to an actor divorce If you're married, wait, if you're married to an actor and he's got to go do this movie And in the movie, he has to make out and be in a relationship with someone and have a sex scene with them Are you like, I'm coming to set every day?

No, I'm never coming to set because I don't like to go anywhere. But it's like how he handles it. I've actually been in a relationship before where a guy acted and was like kissing a girl. And it's how he talked about it to me. That was what I didn't respect or like about it. I was like, you're trying to piss me off. Yeah. But if someone, like, look, I want you to come in and be like, oh, I have this sex thing with

this girl. She's the worst. Yeah. I mean, she's so ugly. I can't even look at her. Like, I started to puke during the last day. I don't know what to do. Great person.

We love her. Like, so good on the inside. So upset that I have to do this sex scene today. I couldn't eat lunch before him. It's how you go about it. But, like, there's a reason why actors can't keep relationships. There's a reason why they all fuck you. other in movies. If you're my boyfriend, if you're my boyfriend and we're talking about a pretty

person, if you don't turn to me and say, not prettier than you, though, get out of my life. Hot take. Do you know what they say? If you want to go to sleep, you have to pretend you're sleeping. Acting is pretending. So you pretending or kissing her is you kissing her. See, I don't think I would get mad. Well, people say, which I'm waiting for you, because you're my only friend. People say that, like, when you get married and you've been married for, like, a long time, like, not cheating. Like, not, like, cheating on your spouse, but, like, everyone's in a while, like, you're flirting with someone. Like, at some point in your life, you're going to flirt with someone again. Well, flirting is, is just, like, fun.

It's like a hobby that you take up occasionally. Now, see, that would annoy me more than my husband going to work and doing his scheduled sex scene. See, this is... You know? Grab it on your Google calendar? Yeah, I'm like, oh, interesting. Well, this is the thing. I'm, I can be, you know, jokey, jokey, you know?

And someone argue that a girl trying to be funny is flirtatious. And, like, my husband is a comedian. Like, he walks into a room and he makes women laugh. And I like that. Maybe I'm a little freaky. Yeah, you are. That's what I do. You like a little cuck.

Yeah, I like that girls think does as handsome or funny. If my friends are coming up to me grossed out by him, I'd be like, I don't like him either anymore. I'm easily manipulated by peer pressure. If Des walked in and you give me a look like, ew, I'm like, we're done. Yeah. We are done. But look, men are going to be attracted to women.

Totally. I hope he's attracted to women. It's the sex scenes in the movies. They really get you. Yeah, I'm surprised they like. Let it happen. As someone who... It should be illegal.

I don't like that they're like, oh, I'm an actor. Yeah, he's acting like he didn't enjoy that. As someone who had a makeout scene at 16 years old, and had a boyfriend at home, I mean, technically, I mean, yeah, I guess I did. But this is, I should have known then. My brain was so programmed of like, this is work. Like, why would you?

even care about this and I remember my high school boyfriend being like but you made out with someone and I was like for a paycheck like like was the guy hot he was so hot do you know that I ran into him like 10 years later on the streets of New York City we literally walked by each other on the street and like looked at each other and like passed and like both turned like was that and I never saw him again so his name is Neil so I know that first of all I'm out First of all, no. Your boyfriend should have been upset because you almost married that man. I was on Neil on the street and made it.

I wish I could find him now. Neil? Or if there's a girl listening who's dating Neil? It was a Robert Pattinson commercial. You've got to remember it. But you've been booked in busy since you're like six. Yeah, no. This was like a while ago.

So he probably is like married somewhere. Well, they say when you make out, you're like not supposed to use tongue, even though it looks like you're using tongue. So they do like fake makeouts. I have a trick that I do. do sometimes what do you do okay if you kiss someone for six seconds like you can't take your lips off though they has to stay constant contact for six seconds after the six seconds both of your bodies have now like aligned and it makes like your sex bet like then you're immediately like you're

going to have sex after six seconds wow yeah try it so you just like you're like five six seven Nate. No, I can count. Does he know you're doing that? No. No. Maybe you say for six seconds. It only makes it bad because you connect. Can you say how it takes? Sometimes I just want to kiss. Yeah, same.

It's really annoying. Like, I'll go to kiss and then does, immediately is like, are we having sex? And I'm like, where did you get that from? You freak? And I know it's so funny. I am, does. I'm like, okay, well, we're grown. So either. I'm like, like, just because you kiss, like I didn't. Do you know I've been in?

By the way, women are their horniest in their 30s. Chris, write that down. Do you know I've been in so many relationships where I've just never kissed them? I know. Like, actually to the point where I'm like, is that a made-up thing that people are just like in? No kissing, baby. No touchy, touchy. No kissing.

Like, I'm just like gross. I'm not kissing you. Yeah. Well, you hated them. Yeah, that's true. That's a sign. But it is so true. Your nails look good.

Thanks. It's grown out. I did do sports modeling back in the day. And it was like me and this like a hot guy model. and we've spent all day together and like it's actually a really good way to meet people. Being a model?

Yeah. I'm sure they're not. I was like, where have you been? You're a hot man in New York City that's forced to hang out with me for eight hours and by the end I was like we're dating. Justice for model. They want to date too.

They also have trouble dating. Yeah, models do have trouble. Thank you guys so much for giggily. Thank you for giggling with us. We love you so. much um wait where am i going oh i'm going to medford in boston and i'm going to portland maine and i'm just going to be right here in the big apple yep the big apple we love you so much thanks for giggling bye guys