Giggly Squad - Giggling about yachts, sports betting, and self improvement

Episode Date: January 6, 2026

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What's up gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. Hello, my gremlin little gigglers. Wait, I just... Are you ever spacing out?

And then all of a sudden, like, you were just talking, and I was, like, really in deep thought about something else, and I forgot that we were doing the podcast. Oh, so we were two seconds into the pod and you've lost focus. Well, because when we get on the phone prior and do other things, then I'm, I like forget. You're like humble bragging that we like did a little bit of admin. Oh, what kind of ASMR pod is this? Canada dry.

Shout out to Canada. Is your tummy okay? Well, one of my things for 2026 is, like, drinking soda is trying i love soda like i love everything about soda but coca cola specifically it's really bad for you it's so bad see i brought this up to a family member during the holidays as you do you're just like what's the most insane thing i could say to my family member did you go home for the holidays if there was not a soda discussion at some point yeah every family has to say oh coke zero you have coke zero so at one point i said to someone

who's fully addicted to drink and diet coke and i decided to make the the obvious statement i go i don't know if that's good for you like how can i prove i'm better than people in a room full of people yeah but he actually made the best point actually it was dead i was just going to say are you talking about your husband you're like i'm at a family gathering i try i try to do you know i try to to protect them and I just can't like I can't so does his thing is diet coke and like that's fine I let him do his thing but it was something happened and you know we've been spending too much time together I said you know if you keep drinking that you're gonna die you're gonna die and you're already about to die I only have like 15 years left so like you're just speeding the speeding the

process up and he was like give the man one thing let him have one thing I know but then he kind of like outsmarted me because he was like oh if diet coke was so bad for you people would be dropping dead left and right and I was like okay kind of a good point I mean not that americans are particularly healthy but like if diet coke really was killing people like the sole purpose was diet coke like people would be dropping like flies so when do your diet coke campaign come out the diet coke people are like I think she's I think she's promoting it I don't know if the angle was the best play the gigglers are like Hannah's changed she stands for nothing She's a sellout.

No, it's so good. Once I started, I mean, no, it's the same thing as like watching a documentary about McDonald's. I'm like, I don't give a fuck. But like, with Diet Coke, like, whenever you see those videos of it, like, taking rust off a car, I'm like, okay, I don't need to have it in my body. but I love it so much. But anyway, so I'm trying to drink like ginger ale and like poppies and I'm trying to just not drink a diet Coke every day. I feel like New Year's is weird for you because I feel like every week you have a resolution. I'm like this all year round.

I'm like my new thing is. Yeah, you're like you guys are now trying to think of random shit to improve on. That's all I do. you love a list of like just having a I love self-improvement yeah but I think that self-improvement's toxic I said it okay sorry I'm feeling sassy today you want to know what I can see that side this is why we're friends we have healthy debates healthy discussion yes we do because we've never agreed once I can see that side but one of my pet peeves is like wait wasted potential like if I see someone and I'm like oh my god if you just listened to me are you

talking about me if you just listen to me your whole life would be different you'd be so much better so I try and be self-aware and take my own advice and I'm like wow my life would be so much better if I just cut this out or if I did this or if I did that so but yes to your point sometimes I can get to in the weeds well the reason we're both best friends is because i also hate when people don't fulfill their potential it's my biggest fucking pet peeve but i go about a different way why do we hate that so much because i think we're millennials who were like i think it's a millennial thing to be like be the greatest you could be like we like were raised on moulon like you have to save china be the great but what is wrong with wanting to be the greatest you can

be well because sometimes it can hinder you like i know that i put a lot pressure on myself sometimes and you as well to the point that we are crippled no i mean i want to talk i'm like i'm medicated every all my friends everyone i know is on zola i don't trust a friend who's not medicated i'm like you're raw dogging she she can't be trusted i don't feel peace around her when sierra came home for thanksgiving the biggest takeaway from my from my time special with my very close friend was that she wanted me to be on more drugs. She was like, I've seen what I need to see. She was like, wait a minute.

And she's a nurse. Like, that's a legit opinion. She was like, I need doses upped with you. That's a doctor's opinion. Also, shout out to when I first met Sierra. I told her, I said, welcome to reality TV. Make sure you have an astrologer, a psychic, and Prozac on call. And she laughed.

And I said, that's so funny that you think I'm kidding with you. Check back in today. now she's sending me psychics this bitch is sending me astrologist actually um but what i was going to say in terms of fulfilling your potential yeah i'm like where to restart if you get too in the weeds of obsessing about getting better and you look at too much external things sometimes you forget it's right here you have it's right here you actually have it the happiness it's it's you refind finding yourself again and it's not through all these external things even though i know you love a laser well you know what it is you go if there's not a laser involved i'm not interesting

i put a lot of pressure on myself too but at my literal ripe age of 33 that voice in my head though is just my mom you could be better you could be doing more okay and she doesn't even she's not even like like That's my own. It was like from like one thing she probably said when you were like nine. No, but I think it is like when I do half ask something, I do have my mom being like, you know you could have done it better in my head. And I'm, that version is always right. Since we're getting really deep already, I'm going to say one more thing, mental health moment.

Do you know that there's the people that I'm most jealous of are people who they don't need to be in the arena. like they don't need to perform perform for people and performing comes in all shapes and forms they're not just talking comedy but like they actually just enjoy the world's they just enjoy life as it is they just they consume stuff they have hobbies and and that's all they want and that's all they need and they're the only fucking fulfilled people in this planet i swear to god i've met one person like that who i've met one person like that these types of people also so simultaneously don't have anxiety like i think it's non-neurodivergent people the only person i know like this is my brother i have like my brother genuinely i don't think i've ever seen him get

upset about anything like literally anything which some people say he should some people say he should some people would say he's asleep no that's why he's not being attention he's actually asleep and he was a little bit listen for once i never say whenever i see a brother meme i think of gary yeah everyone you should think of gary but he genuinely never has anxiety about anything and i'm like what is that life that was like when my brother he doesn't they don't define it anxiety my brother would be like i just feel really weird today i'm like yeah you're getting married you're like a little he's like there's just i think i have this like something's all my stomach you're like that's a feeling telling. It's F-E-E-L-I-N-G.

Can I have another hot take? Have you seen the fuck-you trend on TikTok? No. It's basically girls, they all say fuck you to the camera and everyone's like, who said it best? And I don't know, I think it's happening in California. And like the girls are all perfect. Like girls have never done anything wrong ever. However, this has not come across my desk. It's not hitting like a New York. fuck you because the girls are all like fuck you fuck you it's a challenge with your own friends like it's multiple people in the video

it challenges the best fuck you okay got it now you earlier were joking and said fuck you and I said that's that's how you say fuck you I don't know what it is culturally but I want to make sure the gigglers if they ever find themselves in this position say it the right way you can't be in a fight and suddenly drop a mid fuck you did immediately take pen to paper when I delivered that fuck you

You're like, let me write this down Now, the way I like to do it I'm going to put it on, I'm put it on Now, by the way, I think I've rarely said fuck you Maybe like once in like a rage road Road rage incident when I was in the back seat And just feeling frisky Because you know I'm not driving

Different situations. You're not, I'm, when I say fuck you 98% of the time, I'm not mad It's to myself I'm not even, I'm happy. I know we to realize TV I didn't say fuck you on reality TV You did

But like you did it well Like you did it justice I just I'm not a big fuck you person Yeah Wait you're not a big You don't swear in general Like you rarely say like Fucking bitch asshole

Where I Which is so bad Because my mom doesn't swear at all But my dad Like I mean And that's why I'm Kim's favorite. Yeah, it is. Because she knows I'm a good influence on you.

That's why Kim, like she gets it. Can you give me your best fuck you? You have to get. Well, I have to get like. Are you crying? You have to have heart, okay? You have to really think of something in your head and just be like, fuck you. Like there has to be an emphasis of like, why?

don't you go fuck yourself oh it's so good you're so i can't believe i could i threw that out at lordia two weeks ago like now not to be you know obsessed with technique however you notice a lot of people say fuck you they start they go a load of height that's wrong you saw a page went side to side she said fuck you fuck you okay and the way i like to do it is i like to emphasize the full because you don't have to say Fah is weak you have to go fuck you you fuck you do put in emphasis on the F you because these girls are like fuck you fuck you you got to put your teeth to your lips they have to touch teeth to lips you you need a good F fuck you wow that was real that's important fuck you oh that was actually I don't like it so loud I want you to actually go loud

Then soft, ready? Fuck you. Fuck you. I got to stop. My neighbors are going to be like, is everything okay? You guys, this is this female rage? I feel like I just had three months of therapy. Wait, speaking of female rage.

No. No. So many things. Where do you even start? Where do you even start? I had the most 2016. day and like so last night i'm like okay i have to get up early tomorrow i have to go i have a daphne meeting all day i'm going to be like at an office from like 9 a.m to 5 p.m. you're in charge you

could have moved it to 10 talk to the boss you're complaining about when you chose to start the meeting so sunday night i'm like i'm going to shower i'm going to pick out my outfit for the next day at the office like I'm so excited I'm going to look so cute like I air dried my hair so I'm going to curl it in the morning you're so cute I could cry set my alarm for like 7 a.m I'm going to wake up I'm going to do my ice roll my lymphatic like I'm going to do all my morning stuff and like so excited to just like be a girl in the morning so excited for it life is my life i wake up promptly at 5 a.m okay now look i am no stranger to a vaginal issue but i'm a uTI girl that's what i know it's what i can deal with i wake up with a raging

yeast infection i feel like your vagina's just like can i have a day like your vagina is so over your shit we're all over it my dms are just full of stuff about your vagina vagina is the tic-tog sound where it's like i don't give it right today i'm why are you so good at that accent i spent a lot of time in the south anyway so what was i saying you're saying you woke up with the yeast infection so i wake up with the yeast infection and i'm like i like i have no idea how to tackle this Like, this is, this is not my jurisdiction. I'm in a pickle.

Like, I have no idea. And I'm like, I have to get up in like two hours. Like, this is so annoying. So I, like, lay back in bed. I'm like, I'm, like, trying to figure out, like, do it. I don't have any monostat because I'm like, I don't have anything. Yeah, you're cooking bread in your, between your legs. I have to wait until any store opens to, like, or get a monostat.

So I, like, wait until, like, 7 a.m. get a monostat, get a yogurt. Because I'm like, I don't freaking know. So then by that time, like, I'm awake. Like, I couldn't go back to sleep. Like, I'm awake. Yeah. And I'm like, fuck it.

Like, I can't do my makeup. I'm not curling my hair. Like, fuck this outfit. Like, I have, it felt so 2016 page. Like, I have to go to work in the morning and I have to be, like, corporate. And my biggest takeaway from. the situation was as a UTI girl, I'm so much stronger than the yeast infection girls.

I'm sorry. What you guys are dealing with is peanuts. Literally, I would take a yeast infection every day of my life for the rest of my life than ever get a UTI again. Can you explain? First of all, a yeast infection, you literally can order something over the counter from CVS, immediately and all you need is an ice pack you're good as new i did a whole i put in a full

workday today if that was a uti would have fully taken me out for like the whole day oh my god so you're asking the universe to send you yeast infections instead of things are going well instead of uti i'm rebranding get with it and next time you guys have a yeast infection and you're being a little bitch about it say at least literally suck it up suck it up Because Pace doesn't feel bad for you. Child's play, truly. I just feel like a yeast infection needs to be rebranded. It's like there's no way to nicely or like glamorously have a yeast infection.

UTI I feel like sounds like science. Like I'm like I have UTI. It's a UFO. Well, do you want to know what it is? Because I feel like as we are of the generation where like as children, when boys talked about things that happened to girls, it was immediately deemed as like gross. Like, I feel like I remember the first time I heard about, like, a yeast infection. It was because, like, a guy fingered a girl and she had a yeast infection. Like, shut the fuck up.

Shut up. You dweeb. Like, literally. And so I feel like we're the generation that changes, like, the stigma around, like, our vaginas. I do also feel like you are so aware of your vagina. Like, sometimes I forget that she's there. I truly forget when she's there. Like, especially if I've been traveling, I haven't had sex in a while.

And next thing you know, I'm like, oh, time to wake up, babe. I could pick mine out of a lineup. I'm like, there she is. There she is. I put her through some shit, but she's okay. She's okay. She's strong. She is strong.

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and i went on i did kelly clarkson yeah i'm telling you they called clarkson like a couple weeks ago and everything was going great get my period like backstage and by the way backstage of a talk show is so scary. If any guy listened to our our podcast for the first time ever, just today they'd be like, all they do is talk about their vagina. Their pussies. That's all I talk

about. This old girl podcasters talk about their pussies. How much anything men are dumb. And they make these voices for men. It doesn't even make sense. So behind when you, okay, long story short, when you're backstage, that you don't have a, in your green room, you don't have a bathroom. Yeah. I mean, it's like go into a

hallway. And by the way, I'm with, like, people doing glam. I'm with a photographer. I'm with a stylist. I'm with a manager. So I have to subtly, subtly be like, oh, I'm going to go check on myself. And then, you know, and it's like, it started to flow and I had, like, diarrhea because of, because of, because of, like, yeah, no, we're going to hear it. It's a podcast. But I didn't want to tell, like, I was like, yeah, I'm on my period, but you don't want to be like, I'm on my period with diarrhea so anyway get back and the girl one is enough the poor how much can we think she had to tuck in my shirt and didn't want it to like untuck so she starts taking these pins and pinning my skirt to my top in my head i know i'm about to go the bathroom 400 more times before i get on on stage

or whatever they call it so i keep having to undo the it was a nightmare and then in the bathroom I guess it was earlier that day or later that day. Something happened and I used a cardboard tampon, which... Wait, you told me this story. I told you... Well, I also posted about it. Did we talk about cardboard tampons? I feel like we did.

Well, I just want to say, anyone using cardboard tampons stay strong because that's how true characters built. No, it really is. I don't use tampons anymore. Yeah, you just do the rosary. not a thing that i do not a thing that i care about um what i do care about is actually i have a lot of hot takes to that not hot takes i just have i have pop culture takes let's get into some pop culture foaming at the mouth pussy to pop culture let's go give it to me if you are someone on

the internet that's saying a negative thing towards Alex Earl for going after Tom Brady, but you have not said a negative thing about Tom Brady going after Alex Earl. I don't align with you. I have nothing in common with you. Wait, I didn't see anything about, I didn't see any of this.

Because Tom Brady and Alex Earl were spotted together in St. Bart's over New Year's, people were like up in her comments. And she's a girl, she's Gen Z. So, like, they're posting TikToks every single day real time. Like, her true, true fans know what she's doing every single day. And so for her to not post, that's, like, unusual for them. Yeah.

So when she posted and, like, the pictures were coming out, people were in her comments being, like, you're, like, a, what's it called? Not a clout chaser, but, like, a cloud chaser, you're, no, you're a social climber and blah, blah, and all this stuff. like you just broke up with your boyfriend like blah blah blah obviously Alex is the one that broke up with Braxton yeah so yeah she wasn't injured she didn't need time to heal like she could go get a new like I don't get that whole I do not get the whole narrative of people being like you didn't wait long enough I wasn't injured I literally do not have an injury I did not need healing time I was good to go like also she did not see that man for six months She was busy dancing.

Obviously, they had broken up way before then. Yeah. They may have. And also in general, I'm not speaking for anyone, but especially me, by the time I break up with a man, I've already gone through that breakup over the last six months of how I'm going to. You're so done by the time you actually force yourself to be like, I can't do this. We told you. You didn't do it.

Now we're exiting. Like, see. Sorry. Sorry, we're smart. So. I did see. I did see like a controversial TikTok, though. It could be totally made up, but about how her and Tom may have known each other before.

Did you see that one? I didn't. So Tom Brady, to get into sports, played for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Now, I'm not super knowledgeable about Florida, but Tampa Bay is close to Miami. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. She went to University of Miami. Wait a minute.

You're saying that there is a rumor that they could have been, like, known each other when she was in college. so when she was in college she had said on her podcast at some point that she had a relationship with a guy who was 20 years older than her but like never said who he was and then ended up dating brax or whatever so then people are trying to be like is this the guy because like they just seem so familiar with each other yeah okay got I'm just spreading pure gossip that's pure gossip we just made that we're literally starting rumors about 22 year old Alex Earl I'm so sorry but I know I was just so mad for her I'm like she's a young girl she's on vacation with a bunch of her friends she's like why would why would it be her fault for being seen with Tom Brady and cry about a guy named Braxton like who gives a shit he's also fine it very clearly seems like they had like a normal breakup

like no one's gone on the internet and talked badly about the other one like what a blessing yeah good for them so like who cares also sorry i just like if you're tom brady what the fuck are you doing what are you doing this has took a turn this took a turn tables have turned she is a 25 year old girl you have she's closer to your kids age than your ex-1 wife's age. And how people aren't being like, oh, people are like, oh, Alex is using him for like some type of fame. He clearly knows who Alex Earle is. If he was like a normal 50 year old guy who was retired and on TV every week, he would be dating low key. No, he wouldn't be with the number one influencer in the fucking world. So how people aren't saying that about him,

like he's clout chasing. Like obviously Tom Brady is so famous. But I'm sorry, Alex Earle is pretty famous for, like, here and now. For her demo, they know who she is over Tom Brady, a bazillion times over. I just think it's so, I'm so over, like, the narrative that men can do whatever they want at any age. And women can't do whatever they want at any age. Like, she's getting hated on because she's too young. But the truth is, it's like, I'm sorry, if I was 50 years old, I wouldn't want. want to be at like a random party with a DJ with influencers around me.

That's just not my idea of a good time. But if that is what brings him joy, I mean, she's 25. Like that's what you do. But like by that age, some girl said on TikTok, uh, this was like, this was like weeks ago. This wasn't even in pertaining to this at all. Sometimes I'm on like catch a predator like pedophile side of TikTok and then it gets really intense and I'm like yeah you have to get off and this girl was saying as you get older if you don't find things about the person your age and older attractive and you find younger

like sorry that's like a little that's like strange well that's part of growing up you know like you used to like boys who wear their hair backwards and like didn't have a beard when you were like 13 right and then when they wake up and you're like I want a guy who has a chisel job and a beard it's just part of growing up now i'm like salt and pepper gray hair fuck yeah like i'm obsessed i mean don't get me going don't get me going don't get me going on someone in a nursing home like get a gray hair guy going get a gray hair guy going get a gray hair guy going don't make us start that segment don't make us start that segment um but what i was saying is for all the girls out there who are getting older and are worried about like guys liking younger girls i have a theory yeah the same

dudes who are like 45 hitting on 23 year olds are the same dudes that are like i want to go hang out with my guy friends at a strip club and look at girls who don't actually want to fuck me like that's the same category of guy that like they're creepy they're creepy misogynistic dudes i just this is a perfect example of like this is a situation or like a society norm that I think so differently of now that I'm in my 30s than when I was in my 20s. In my 20s, I was like, yeah, of course. Like, guys just, like, can live like that. Like, they can marry a 25 year old when they're 40.

Well, like, think about what you talk to a 22 year old about. Like, Snapchat, what are you listening to? I don't know. And not, I'm obviously not on the girls part because the majority of women are just like, we're emotionally more intelligent. Yes. But still, under 26, your brain is not fully formed, and that's why it's not cool. Anyway, my next pop culture thing that I would love to talk about is Timothy Shalame, getting up on the stage, okay? And telling the world that, well, I didn't love that he was like, it was so corporate, like, partner and foundation.

But like, the message was there. The message was there. I wanted to be like, of all the speeches you've given, these are the words you've picked for this one. yeah i love when a man is like this is my girlfriend and i'm obsessed with her and she these are all the reasons i love it scream i love that too because it's kind of like the elephant in the room not that she looks like an elephant at all she's snatched um but that Kylie Jenner's in the room because Kylie Jenner is richer than like a lot of the people in that room Kylie Jenner is actually going to buy this event and then host it next year like fuck you but it's also like kind of cute of Kylie like she really steps back and lets her man like she

wears these just like black dresses yeah she lets him just have his moment she could come in there and fucking take over if she felt like it like Kim Kay would be like sit down on the party yeah no I think she seems so supportive and sweet she's and she's letting him have his moment so for him to then reciprocate like that because it is true you are a part in a partnership at that point when you guys are in such like a public eye like you have to be like a business partnership yeah in a way totally but i like that can we discuss um meg stalter's outfit i mean with paula a comedic genius a comedic genius when they showed up like that as i game over i've seen what i need to see i didn't have to watch anything else it's also what's crazy about that is

kiley and him are at the event that you're making fun of them that that's so iconic and i feel like also they are a good couple where they would laugh you know like you know there's obviously there's definitely like for sure Hollywood couples that would be like that's so rude no that was that was iconic the thing with meg though is like I think she was trying to make it like look at us like we're so silly and goofy but like meg ate like meg look gorgeous like stunning in every way her makeup everything looked incredible. Did you know that Uber did Uber wrapped? Grace like said something to me about that and I was like, um, this didn't come across my desk. Okay. So Jen Z knows about it because Josephine told me about it. She was like, do you know that they did Uber wrapped? Let me show you yours. Like had to get.

How could she see yours? Well, she had to get to. I was like, how do you do it? And she was like, I just got so scared that it was public. I was like, oh my God, alert the police. Alert the police. it's on everyone's linked in automatically what are you talking about so she goes on my phone and like gets to where it is and shows me it's aggressive it's egregious it's so attacking it's one of the best things i've ever seen in my life what kind of data how many times you oh then it brings you over to uber eats it goes now let's do uber eats how many rides you took how many different places you went how many restaurants you ordered from and then it pinpoints a clear item that is your favorite that you ordered the majority of do you want

to guess mine this is why i reacted like that oh um the type of food and it it's McDonald's no it's not a brand or anything it's like a pasta no okay um Italians are upset um I was actually like a little shocked by it french fries no caesar no no um i feel like you're going to be like chinese chinese no no but you ordered that on the phone that yeah i ordered that it could be what is it a cheeseburger i was going to say a cheeseburger but i thought never i never would have guessed that for myself you know that's my favorite food but now i'm like wait i do i do be at home just good source of protein just ordering cheese what do you what do you get on it all different stuff you can't put me in a box what do you dress it with

how do you style your cheeseburger how do you outfit it how do you accessorize that penny vodka um i have to look at mine and report back next my thing is i i get like hyper fixated on meals so like i already could tell you like i'll do the same meal for like three months it's like no that's same i order the same cheeseburger from five napkin burger all the If it works, it works. Yeah, like, I'm not inventing, reinventing the wheel here. Why would you try a different place as Penny Al Vodka when you don't want to risk it going bad? Also, you know, when you order from a place so much that when something slightly different, you're like, you made this wrong.

Yeah. No, when you get like a bad, like that will make me not order from a place again. And like it was horrible tonight. But even if it's like, oh, normally there's three pieces of lettuce and I put two this week. Okay, interesting. Wait, can I say one more hot take about Alex Earle? Yeah. It's not really about Alex Earle, but in general, St. Bart's, everyone on the yachts.

Yeah. Hot take about yacht. My nightmare. Really? A yacht is my biggest phobia to be stuck on a party in the middle of the ocean that you can't leave. No, thank you. like no thank you and i know there's like rooms in it but like again you know when you just need to be out of that energy like you're like i don't want to hear people i don't want to see people i don't like

my outfit i don't like who i am with these people i need to remove myself i've embarrassed myself i need to go that's how i end my parties that's how i ended my 20s like i was like i'm a bad person when i'm around you i have to go. Normal. You're like, normally. Telling people

straight to their face when they've made you worse. Like, I don't feel like my best self in this situation. I want to go. To be on a boat, no.

I guess maybe I've also watched like too many. Here's the thing. You've watched so many. I was just going to say, like you're not going to get pushed off. Here's what I'll say. When you break it down.

I was a yacht kind of sore. it is yes it's our worst nightmare being stranded anywhere and not being able to like get a car and go you can't Uber Eats except I feel like yachts are so um what's the word I'm looking for so exclusive and it's so like right like not everyone just like has a yacht that when you're curating a group of people to like go on vacation with it's a it's a big trip like you want to be around them i would say i don't know like if me and you went on a yacht super rich people freak me out super rich people scare me i don't know what kind of demonic stuff they're doing i also there's men around sometimes when there's yachts there's men i don't know so like imagine your friends like hey let's go

in this guy's yacht that's how it always starts because women don't need a yacht like no woman has a small dick to be like i need a yacht i was just gonna say do you want to know who loves rich people the most like rich men other rich men i was going to say not as rich men like if you have you ever they're all showing off for each other have you ever like that's why it's so crazy that women get the gold digging like stereotype one of my favorite hobby hobbies is watching men be in a conversation with a man that they want to be like like or want to be and it usually is like like people like people that aren't as rich as like the other and it's very fascinating and I'm like kiss because the men have their own hierarchies yeah they're literally flirting with rich guys

men love impressing each other well it's like when a man meets an athlete and they're just like so like I actually hurt my knee too no once Hannah so I got into like a little bit of a debate i'm an ally so like i'm going to stand up for like what i believe and i explained to some men allegedly i said hey let's do an exercise let's do let's think up of a hypothetical situation and the hypothetical situation is we are at a Broadway play we're watching go with me on this we're watching a Broadway play the two stars of the Broadway play both men the play is over they're bowing they're saying oh my god we we finish the play both stars of the play look at each other and they said you did a great job and the other one

says no you did a great job and they said let's take our shirt shirts off they proceed to take their shirts off and exchange shirts because they did a good job during the play is this a made-up scenario yes this is a hypothetical okay i looked at the men and i said now is this season two of heated rivalry what are you explaining i go in that situation wouldn't you say wow that's a little gay but that's okay but because those are two gay men on broadway telling each other they did a good job at the play now all of the sudden if we're at giant medium it's not gay and let me tell you I offended people like wait but my thing is I've never seen the end of a play two men like that's

me neither it's a hypothetical no but I'm saying it's too gay for a play like this is an outfit get the fuck away from me like gay men would be like switching outfits it doesn't match my man no 100% valid which all things go back to the same thing which is heated rivalry and I'm trying to move on but I can't but yeah with the odds I don't like it imagine if something happens imagine if someone's following you I don't want to name drop I don't want to do this but I did get a DM from someone unheated rivalry and my whole life changed after and and all i saw the follow come in and i immediately clicked follow back and then i sent the first dm and i just said i'm obsessed with you you never send the first dm never and i was like wait so

what's the lore like are like it was kip and i was just like obsessed like i'm waiting for your story like i'm logged in on your story so anyway it was the best day ever do we need kip on the pod to get a gay going for like our first get a gay going we need kip on the pod that might be iconic okay we'll see what we could do administratively yeah to make this work wait i'm obsessed with that i was really excited about it it is also kind of awkward that they're doing all the award shows but he rivalry isn't nominated because it's like made in canada and i'm like no i know oh i didn't even think of that i thought you were going to say because it like missed awards season because it just came out wait no i guess it has to be like international or something i don't know but it's yeah it's

not nominated for anything which is like but like we're practically canadian no i know we touch canada oh wait that makes me so upset yeah we have to very large of the academy because it's kind of like my favorite ever vintage store i've ever been to is in can't remember the name of it somebody knows though i'll put it in the newsletter actually i bought so many things from there wait can i make fun of men one more time i mean we built a whole career on it hannah yes does made me watch true detective it's so good okay it's good but like it's for men because like there's a scene where matthie mccanehay goes into a bar and there's two like strong men and he like says something and then beats them both up

and then comes back in the car and I'm sitting there and I go oh that's your guy's version of porn like that's like we watch red carpets you watch Matthew McConaughey beat up two men because I'm like by the way there's no way Matthew McConaughey could just walk in and beat up two men

who were younger than him and stronger than him but like men love that shit because they think they are Matthew McConaughey and they're like wouldn't be sick if I took on two men and beat them up also didn't even kill them and they're just laying on the ground Like, it just, it doesn't make, I don't want to be a part of their, like, weird fantasies. Men love movies if there's a tank in it.

Any kind of tank. Any type of tank carrying any, some type of vessel. They love a movie based on, like, a vessel. Mm-hmm. They love a. There has to be, like, metal. They love a past war or a futuristic war. Yeah.

Yeah. And they love, like, a mystery that, like, you know the guy's going to solve it. Like, you just know that he's going to solve it, but he has some problems at home. His family's falling apart at home, but he will figure out the murder. And, like, he did cheat on his wife with a very beautiful 19-year-old. And he, and he's dealing with the difficulty. He's blindsided by his wife who left 17 years ago. no if i had a nickel okay not only like did i have i dated so many gay men but if i had a nickel

for the amount of men that are like that have said to me like yeah i was cheated on in college and like that's why at 34 like i just no one can get cheated on in college it's not a thing no one actually dates in college it's made up dating is not really in college you're welcome you're welcome as an adult but honestly like before 30 like i don't fucking know you i literally don't care about you like I never cared I don't care goodbye college I don't even remember no everyone's blackout nothing counts in college you know what's crazy is though like that is where the majority I feel like of people well actually now in the year 2026 um I think there's like a statistic that the majority of people get married whatever the age used to be

it's like five years after that age or something. I want to say it's like 32 is like the average age. But I feel like when we were in college, I feel like there's so many people I know that like they met in college and now they're married. Well, especially if they weren't in a like big city. It was like that's college is where you meet people. You can't go back to your small town.

You've already hooked up with everyone in that town. I've already told everyone here to fuck off. I can't. I can't go back. no it oh also another man who's going through a hard time which i think is important to yeah no we really have to highlight these situations we have to highlight male stories have you heard of ryan lockedy wait this is our segment male men's stories male stories

today have you heard do you know who Ryan Locti is of course well he's like the really hot Olympian who like had a reading level of a like 7 year old but everyone was like we love Ryan Lockty he was

the gronk of swimming yes and like he couldn't spell his own name but he was like fun he was a good personality he like posted things yeah he bleached his hair he bleached his hair one year everyone's like this guy's great um he's in gone downhill but it happens with not to okay not to like stereotype but as an Olympian it's Olympian athletes but specifically Olympians a lot of these sports like

it's not sustainable to make money unless you're in the Olympics which is every four years and you have to be like number one to get sponsorship so anyway he kind of falls off he's now selling his medals no no wait that makes me sad So if anyone wants Ryan Lockdey's medals Wait I feel like another man's gonna buy them What happened after though? I love how

I didn't remember the details of how he got there But shit went down Like he has long hair now I think You're like all I know is he cut bangs And like it's not good He's over his hair I do think if like did he do drugs? Was he married? Did he get a divorce?

Like did he just like jump out of the water after the last medal and like just never thought about paying taxes again like what happened good question definitely divorce okay definitely divorce he did a pair on reality tv that will do it that'll do it he's closed crack the code on this one he'll be better in about eight to seven business eight to ten business years he also did seek treatment for alcoholism in 2018 which we love and then he also had a near fatal car crash oh jesus um in 2023 so ryan locktie has been through it pray to st anthony for him what year would that have been that he was like the hot thing like 2010

Rio was oh okay it started in 2026 at Rio 20 20 claimed sorry 2016 2016 the real olympics there was all this drama because he claimed he was robbed at gunpoint but there was like all this i guess he i don't i'm not getting into details it was very complicated but he had an altercation it didn't go well oh and he got sued for foreclosure of his home i don't know but like there's stuff going on over there basically look you guys need help and they need us to support them speaking of the male loneliness epidemic i was this girl was talking about um i was just going to say on tv no i literally don't say anything on TV. This girl on TikTok was talking about how the men are so good at, like, marketing things.

Like, they take all of our stuff. Oh, like, short king. And they just, like, remarked it where, like, getting lip filler and, like, Botox, and they call it look maxing. Going on a diet, they call it, like, biohacking. And she was, like, talking about the male loneliness epidemic. And she was, like, if there are that many single men like there's we're single too like the women are also single but we're not saying we're lonely so like what constitute loneliness like just not having sex and so she was like you guys don't have a lonely problem you have like a girls don't want to sleep with you that's the problem why don't they want to sleep with you well i would say one further that some of them hate women and that's why we exist to make sure that it stays that way um also adding to the male

loneliness epidemic not trying to like solve any problems here because we can't but sports betting i think is like taking down the men wait and no one's talking about it sometimes i'm like i have like my niche girl things and i'm like guys just like wouldn't get it and then i forget that there's like niche guy things, I had no idea all the men were running home at night and putting their house up for sale. No, no one's talking about it. Men are out here, like putting their refrigerators up, like just dropping cash. And so basically you can bet on anything.

Like you can bet like this guy's going to drivel three times before he shoots a foul shot. Like you can bet these hockey guys are going to make out after they fight. Like you can literally ban it. It's like us betting. on reality TV being like Luann's gonna like kick Ramona in the show. Wait, that's crazy. Sports betting platforms get these celebs like, you know, Kevin Hart and just like big, cool celebs, just being, it's a literal drug.

Also, the house always wins. And also these men are not making enough money to begin with to be betting, and I'm sorry, one thing that will piss me off about my husband is you spending your money by betting on other men who were more athletic than you you couldn't you couldn't you couldn't you weren't good enough to play and you weren't good enough to win the bat what do i have to work with you're a loser no i really i had no idea it was as big of an because they don't talk about it with us but then it's like they think it's it's honestly smoking for men like like you know how like when someone's smoking it's like yeah it's bad and it's killing us but like we're cool

that's how they feel like you don't bet bro you don't I bet like I bet like I'm a bad boy I'm betting I'm betting and they start you off with like a hundred dollars for free and ex you know I've never dated a guy that's bet like to that like that and I've never dated someone that was like super into video games and those are like two really big things that I feel like women are like complaining about a lot where they're like it's unhinged behavior yeah like my one note about Taylor and Travis, who I love, is that I know Travis is addicted to video games in a way. I don't know if he's addicted, but he plays a lot of it. And I think he should just be sitting down listening to Taylor play guitar all day. I've messed with guys

like in college where like you go to his dorm room and there's like eight guys playing video games. You're like sitting there, but you don't know any better. So you're like... Wait, I've like never experienced that. I feel like I missed out on like a major part of like getting annoyed as a woman now. Nobody feel like it built character. I've done like a guy being like, please come over, please come over, please come over, and then he's playing like the gun game with his friends and like I don't want to play because I don't want to play a game that I don't know how to play and I'm not going to win.

So I'm like, I'm not going to play. Or they're playing FIFA and then they're like trying to talk to you about it. I'm like, I don't want to hear about your imaginary game of pretending your other men on a field. I don't want to hear about this. But a lot of men get addicted to these things. And a lot of competitive athletes like it. Well, Andy Murray, who I love, who's a really great tennis player who just retired, is with this, like, gorgeous woman.

At the top of his career, she was like, I went and divorced him because he's addicted to video games. Because these men, all they want to do is compete. Okay, but I will say something, and this actually is a little bit in favor of the men. I do feel really bad for a lot of professional athletes, women including. but I do feel really bad for a lot of professional athletes because doing something every single day for your entire life and then one day not only can you not do it, you can't do any of it. Like you have to completely pivot. The mental stress that must be for guys that have been in like played tennis and like golf

and whatever, like since they were children to them being like, okay, go be a real. real estate agent now like like oh i couldn't imagine the girls it's like really fucked up but i know some of the guys i'd see like in college like they were like famous like the quarterback at wisconsin would be on espn every weekend and he'd walk around campus and everyone was like he's famous and this was before they got paid they didn't get paid when i was there nowadays they get paid i'm sure there's so then afterwards a lot of men with mental health like in this exact situation why don't they talk about it at all i think that there's like they're putting them in some like kind of rehab programs like how to how to it's literally like try to get back into reality

like how to be a normal person is like what they do not that far off from like leaving reality tv it's like and no a hundred regular people normal people that have friends do slowly acclimate to like what people are like i mean i only played till i was 21 but like that's why i'm a little weird because that's all I knew. Yeah. Like socializing was not my number one thing. Like socializing, I was like, la, la, la, la, I have a tennis match. Like, I think you were like, and this is my art form.

I literally, when I met you, I was ready to retire. I was like, I was like, I've socialized everywhere onto every foreign land I've socialized. Like, I've done it all. So that's why I think it's so funny being off. summer house where they're like you never got out of bed and it's like sorry because i had partied from 17 years old i was 10 years into it i was 10 years in i never party and they're like hey it's 3 a am go dance and i'm like i know i'm scared i want to pick me up i don't like this at all and that's why i don't want to go on a yacht see i want to go on a yacht but just with us oh yeah for sure

but also i know you and after like six hours you're going to be like i want to go home how long are you staying on this yet you don't know me that well i love luxury um okay you guys this is our first week we're doing two episodes so look out for us i think it's coming out friday that's what grace said that's what grace said we're not in control of this stuff um set your fucking alarm clock we don't know when on friday though so just like we're going to surprise you we love you guys so much thank you for giggling bye