Giggly Squad - Giggling Hannah’s special, karma and botox (again)

Episode Date: June 5, 2026

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What's up Gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. Got away from me? Hello, my Hulu Giglis. Congrats. Today's the day.

Happy Hulu Day for everyone that celebrates. I was ready to go to bed at like 10 p.m. last night. And I said, what if I just scroll my phone a little bit? And then it was midnight. And then I got all excited. And then Paige was like, we're recording to 8 a.m. And I was like, but I'm literally partying. And by partying, I mean, I was sitting on the toilet, scrolling my Instagram to see if the gigglers were watching it yet.

Did you watch it? Like, did you turn it on? Where I'm staying right now doesn't have Hulu. What does that even mean? In the year 2026, what does that mean? You're staying somewhere with no Wi-Fi? Our TV is weirdly connected to something. it doesn't allow Hulu on it.

So I watched it on my phone. And once I watched it, I watched the beginning just to make sure that like all the audio was like, sync to my voice, to my mouth. And then I was like, we're good. Wait, that is so, first of all, I feel like that's not true and this is like a Bluetooth situation. 100% that TV can get Hulu. There's actually no doubt in my mind that that TV is capable of airing Hulu.

I actually like for a second I was like oh yeah maybe and then I remembered who I'm talking to that TV has Hulu 100% no I'm so scared of TVs like why are they so fucking complicated TVs and turning on showers it's 2026 let's get it let's find a simple way is des like if you're if you're home and you're like oh trying to think of something that's like a good example of something that's broken that's not the TV like Anything like the Wi-Fi or yeah like the TV the computer anything is he able to fix is he fixing it first are you going to him for him to fix it you're like I've so many questions on who's in charge over there how are you guys watching TV? Well at the end of the day he is a boomer however right that's what I'm saying boomers are good at TVs honestly like we're in an equal partnership yeah you really are do you want to know who's not? Who's not?

I'm not in an equal partnership whatsoever because somehow I've become the IT and I go there's a problem here. And I think actually you there's something wrong with you. If I'm the IT person in the house, we're going down. Ship is going down. Yeah, because you just do manual labor. Like you want to just take out your toolkit. You don't want to be like figuring out electricity. The other day I said, where should I put my bolt cutters?

because I had him in a random closet and he goes I go this is how I know I love you he goes I think you should put him next to my bed just in case and I go phenomenal idea then you never know you never know why all the lesbian gigglers on pride are excited for you to come out one day because she walks around with her toolkit and her tool belt just trying to fix stuff around the house I'm not saying anything but I'm not saying anything yeah I'm not saying anything yeah I've been known to level a thing or two. Anyway, okay, back to Hulu. So exciting.

I downloaded for the plane, so I didn't. I wanted to watch fresh. And also I wanted to watch somewhat in public. Oh, interesting. You want to make a statement. Well, because if I'm on a plane and I see someone's iPad, you know I'm nosy. I'm like, what are they watching? What are they into?

Wait, so you're literally going to watch it holding it up on the plane. Is anyone getting the Wi-Fi? Are you actually connected? Make sure you put the closed captions on so people get the punchlines. Wait, but also I feel like then you have to watch it on TV. Yeah. For like the full experience. Okay.

You watched it on your phone and you're going to comment me for watching it. I'm not watching it. I've watched it. When I tell you guys, I've watched every second a bazillion times and like I need to let myself go. And also you can't make edits. Right. God forbid. see something that an angle that I don't want.

I'm so excited for the gigglers to see the part where really the whole thing to just see your hair. To see the part where your hair is on your head. Yeah. It just looks so good. I've been holding in my jokes for a year. Like I've been like working on all these jokes that because I knew the special was coming out, I couldn't talk about them on Giggly Squad.

I couldn't do them. You would bring up a topic that I was like doing on stage and I'd be like, I'm a joke. I can't like. I can't say that right now. Like I was really being held back. I was creatively, emotionally. You've been being held back. And today you've burst.

I've burst my bubble. And I'm, yeah, I'm just, I'm really excited. I have no words. Also, it's fucking 8 a.m. Why are we recording at 8 a.m.? You know, it's funny because right when we got on the Zoom, I looked at you and Grace and I was like, the things I do to them,

where like I get off on it because I did a hair mask last night. So I've been itching to wake up and wash it out. So like at 7 a.m. I'm like I'm washing my hair mask out. I got microneyedling yesterday. Oh, little tip for the girls. You're so awake right now. I don't know what's going on.

I've like turned into a morning person. This happens in your mid-30s girls. Yeah. And if you go undiagnosed anxiety for this long, you can. Oh, you just become a morning person. Yeah, got it. Oh, my microneedling. Oh, I actually have a couple things to say.

And I didn't want to say it because I wanted you to talk about your Hulu stuff, but it's bursting out of me. Yeah, no, you're like, we've, Hulu's out. Okay, let's go. My pores are not looking how I want them to. I'm obsessed with microneedling. You know that I just in my second session. Yeah, you FaceTime yesterday and your face was fully numb.

And I had to have a serious conversation with you while you were like, My girlfriend told me to take a clear take clareden like the day before the day of the day after She said it helps with like breakouts afterward who's your girlfriend ticot no my friend Alexa was it a doctor no but in my world might as well No Alexa knows things I like the nose things and if it's that it that it's she knows things so that's the first thing the second thing wait why why clareden I something with like the histamine because you do break out after anything. Here's how someone described it to me. When you get microneedling, anything that was going to come out of your pore

in like two months is going to come out right now. Because it's like puncturing your skin to like remove it to repair. So if you have like a pimple underneath that like eventually is going to come out and you go get microneedling, it's probably going to come out like immediately. So you do purge a little.

I love it. You love that. If someone brings up purging, my head is whipping. And they tell me about your journey. You want to see effects. I want to see it. But why do I feel like the more effects, I feel like the, I guess the better the treatment, the more bad stuff happens? Well, it's like your skin has to get bad before it gets better.

It has to like break down before it can rip. Or is that the patriarchy? No, that's science. Okay. It has to like... First time you've mentioned science on this pot ever. So then I'm laying there yesterday. They're numbing my face.

You lay there for like 40... You love getting numbed. You love... Like, you... Anything involving numbing page is like, please. And also get my like... Grain while you're at. My frontal lobe, please.

So I'm laying there. I'm numbing. She's like, do you want me to turn the lights off while you numb? I'm like, totally. So she turns the lights off. I'm like, meditated. I'm sitting there and having a great time. I open my eyes and I'm like, you know what?

Sometimes you have to be hypocritical and sometimes you have to change your mind. And sometimes you say something and then something happens and it's different. And so I did make a Botox appointment. In two weeks. You guys, we're watching her journey, her honest journey. So we're watching an honest journey of a woman in her 30s. Sorry? Healing isn't linear.

that's what it healing's not linear so i'm taking a step back that's what you guys when anyone asks you anything just say healing's not linear okay period slide it's not linear and so we made an appointment for two weeks what made you do this because the gigglers have whiplash they're literally in their car they just went do you want to know what did what may we do it and i'm going to call her out right now it's taylor fitzgerald i said i'm not going to get Botox till i think like the fall Maybe I'll come and I'll do it. This is her makeup artist, by the way, who we love, who's really good of cooking.

I'll get it in my forehead. And she looked at me and she goes, but what about a smooth forehead when you're in Italy? And I looked at her and I go, why would you say that to me? Why would you say that? Well, this is the thing. She knows you're already anxious about Italy. I texted you a couple days ago. I just threw it out there.

I said, how are the outfits going for Italy? I haven't started. And you said something to the fact. of horrible, something a little too dark for the question. So I know you're stressing and she took advantage of your insecurities in that moment. Also, she looks at my face arguably the most of anyone I know. So if she's saying, I was like, okay, well. So I'm really excited for that.

And then my third and then my third. But you're not, wait, you're not going below your eyes. I'm just doing my forehead. Because I did love how my forehead and eyes looked. So I'm just doing my forehead. Okay, because we can't do a lisp on the pot again. It really was affecting downloads. The only thing I need you to do is like use your lips to pronounce things.

It was really crazy. And I just want to give credit work credit to do. And that's to me because I didn't. I couldn't freak out way more. Did you host the saggles? No, I fully went on Netflix without frozen mouth. Yeah. That's just like women in STEM at that point.

Really? Because I thought of it as like some type of karma. I was like, okay, and I'll take this. I did something bad. And I apologize. I repent. Whenever something like that goes wrong, I go, who did I piss off? Wait, so you're just checking off your karma boxes. You're like, if this is the moment of the day, okay, cool.

I don't check off my karma boxes. I actually check off other people's. Like, I'm still waiting for other people's to hit. And then I'll check theirs off. Well, that's the problem with karma. the more it hits the more you're like and what about these other people sometimes i'm like that karma should have gone to someone else and i know exactly who but i do have to say i sleep peaceful at night that's all i have to say my karma's clean my karma's totally you know what saying i don't like is

my side of the street is clean i hate that saying who's saying that to you i don't know i feel are you in the mafia like my side of the street is clean or maybe was that a kelly Clarkson song? I don't know where I'm seeing it, but I'm seeing it. Wait, what was the third thing? What was the third thing? I'm getting my third, I'm getting my third microneedling session. Okay. In like the beginning of August and then that's it. Then you're done. Then I'll only get it once a year. And that's- Why do I feel like your microneedling is like your book club? You're like girls, we're doing our third microneedling this month. I'm obsessed with my microneedling. I just think it really works. Has it been working? Like, Do you see a difference?

I do feel like I see a difference. What about internally? Well, I do have a group chat going on with not even a group chat. I have multiple text threads going on with different people about finding me a new therapist. It's hard. I'm getting people together that have never even met before. That's crazy. You didn't run this by me at all.

I love what you're like, Hannah's too close to the source. She's too close to the source. of the sun. It'd be a conflict of interest. Anyone that's working on you certainly can't work on me. They'd die. I would never give them. It'd be overload.

We can't have the same therapist. That would be too powerful. No, I actually think that is like illegal. We use the same psychics and we use the same energy healers. And lawyers and agents. Sorry, my energy healer is my lawyer. You want to know it's so funny. One of my friends texted me the other day and goes, I'm gifting you an astrology

appointment with my favorite astrologer and I'm like this is girlhood I don't want flowers me neither book me an astrology appointment literally goes emails in your inbox like for June just like think just wanted to do something like nice and whatever and I was just like yeah this is a good gift let's normalize getting cat psychics for your friend like that's way better than being like here's a candle that's a it's a phenomenal gift that's like an experience that you don't have to also like where do you get a gift card nowadays where are you getting a gift card nowadays yeah the email doesn't hit the same it doesn't someone an email because i'm like spam i'm like yeah i deleted it and also like you're saving that email and remembering oh i have a gift card let me go get that now like i loved a physical gift card as a child

because i thought like i had a credit card it doesn't hit the same Remember when like in the grocery stores they started like every gift card was there and you could get any gift card from anywhere. I thought that was real innovation. Wait, we're aging ourselves. Are we? Talking about gift cards. Physical gift cards. So anyway.

So I'm excited for you. What was I say? You were saying you've your third microneedaling session. Oh yeah. So then that I think that was my third and final thing. You're like, and I'm done. Oh my God. He's being so cute. Sorry.

Okay, back to Hulu. I do have to say it does feel like Christmas morning. Yeah. And I also just feel like we're in such a good place with the gigglers right now. Like the gigglers, the gilers are ready. They're like, give it to me. Everyone's watched you like work for it. Like we've watched you be on tour for literally two years.

So like we, I feel like the gigglers feel just as in it. The gigglers are tired. Yeah, like we're exhausted. Like I can't see. you in another city it's too much well what i love so much about the gigglers is i did a couple podcasts to promote the special and a couple of them came out yesterday and the gigglers obviously excited like they're like we're going to listen to all of them however they were like babe are you okay this is a lot of podcasts when did you do these was it all in the same week like the gigglers care

less about like the glers want to make sure i'm okay and because you're so motivating to me i like when you take a break because I'm like, who. No, the gigglers are literally, my DMs be like, Hannah, you don't need to do another podcast. You're good. We need you to rest. Like, they are tracking my sleep schedule. So to all the gigglers, I feel like I did fewer podcasts to promote because, one, we have Giggly Squad and I don't shut up.

But two, just because you run out of stories. I have to go out on the sidewalk and do something illegal. I have no more stories. No, and also, like, people get mad when I talk about being from Brooklyn and playing tennis and my grandpa, but I'm like, you guys, I can't make up new stuff about myself. I'm actually going to start. I'm going to just, like, start being a guy and, like, make things up about myself. Start being a guy. Yeah, let's go with that.

Let's just go with that. Sure. I did do David Spade and Dana Carvey's podcast, which was, you guys know I love older men. I was in my element. I couldn't believe I was just riffing with like two comedy legends. They're just girls, girls. They're just one to giggle. And they giggle at the silliest stuff.

You know how like they say you get a dog and you like love your dog, you love your cat. You start to look like your animal. You have a best friend. You start to like look like each other. Tell me that they are not like the man version of like that's my best friend. And so like we kind of look like. And I love them. They're like us because they're opposites.

Like Dana's literally living. living on a farm. Yeah. And then like David Spade is like getting. Yeah. Like I literally, I feel like I saw David Spade getting paparazzied by like TMZ and had a. And I've seen other people recently be paparazzied by TMZ. And in my head though, when I saw him, I was like, TMZ is still a thing.

Like I don't know why he think like there's something about him that is very like 2000s to me. Like I feel like maybe that's when I first. like knew who he was, like was introduced to who he was. Speaking of TMZ, I've been getting some messages being like, Hannah, can you stop being PR trained? It's taken me six years. Let a girl have some growth. Because yesterday I got a text from my publicist. She was like, I did the Today Show and she's like, TMZ is outside. Just letting you know, let's keep it cute. So the whole day, I just kept going, let's keep it cute. I love that we're getting older and we're getting positions of power because, yeah, keeping, like, that you get the vibe.

You don't have to say it anymore. No, well, also, I've never kept a cute in my entire life. And yesterday I woke up and I said, I'm going to start keeping acute. What did they say to you when you walked out, anything? So I ended up kind of speeding by. Oh, good. One thing I would love to talk about, re Today Show. The socks and the shoes, honey.

I loved it. Thank you because the gigglers. In the comments didn't know what to do. They were like, we like some stuff. We don't know where page stands yet. And you were holding out on them. I did it. Did you post a grid?

No, I didn't post a grid. You're waiting for the grid. Are you celebrating today? Are you doing anything? What do you do? Oh, you're going to Taylor Street. truckers you're having all your friends over wait no all your friends are going well first of all my comedy friends are on the road and then i feel like i have like my close friends but then if i go like a little

out it becomes crazy like it's like too many people so i got it's basically me and my mom you got anxious about inviting people and so then you decided not to invite anyone and that ladies and gentlemen is the thesis of your 30s. No, because I was like, I couldn't, if I invite. Yeah, no, I get it. Yeah. Then I have to invite someone else. Then I have to invite someone else.

Then I have to invite someone else. Actually, I invited someone who like doesn't know anyone else. And she responded to me and then I didn't respond to her. Perfect. Because I was like, actually, I don't know if this is a good fit right now. And I don't want to put you in that situation. So I think I rescinded an invite. Because I wouldn't want, I realize I put her in a difficult position.

I don't want people making friends at this gathering. Telling, sorry, I have cat hair. You didn't tell me about this. Well, you got a long-haired cat, but it doesn't do that. Because you wanted the aesthetics. And now you have white hair on your, on your product. No, it's like literally, I feel. And you want to know something?

Because of my hobby, my face is at any given time. time sticky and so i will literally leave an interaction with kitty and like i'll have to rip my face off but that just means that you reapply more layers which you know you love to do back to hulu for a quick second i started watching not suitable for work yes it's so cute i have so many shows right now i feel like i'm it's so funny because um four weeks ago you said there's nothing i had no shows now i'm inundated. Whenever I have something on the calendar where I need to look hot, but not like I try too hard, I go straight to Revolve.

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No, just like both seasons are on and that's a, that's a lot of Love Island. Well, this is giving when I was obsessed with The Bachelor and it was two hours a night and I was like a, I had a full family. Yeah, it's getting, it's hard to manage and I, I hate to say this, but the L, but the, but the, But the Love Island America is so vastly different, I feel like, from Love Island, UK, when it first started. This is the first time ever that I have felt like, oh, I can't watch Love Island. Like, and not because I'm like, oh, they're so much younger, which they are. But I started Love Island USA because I was like, whatever, I'll just let UK rack up and then I'll go through it.

I had to turn it off because one of the girls goes, she's introducing herself to like three other girls. And she goes, I'm from New Hampshire. And the girl, mind you, this is Love Island USA. She goes, I'm from New Hampshire. And the other three girls look at her as if she has said a small country in the middle of nowhere that has zero tourism. And the girl responds and goes, do you guys know where that is? All the, all the girls were like,

no you stupid bitch we're on love island why the fuck i'm here for love not geography and she goes it's right above boston and i in my own home by myself with kitty i start laughing because i'm like guys that's hilarious television like that is i mean the editors were like thank you not even a niche state like a lot happens in new hampshire i feel like new hampshire's talked about it i'm well especially if you live in the northeast yeah this one girl was from philly i love people from philly i was like it's important for you to know wait did i talk about meeting the cast of love on the spectrum no you didn't at the amAs no oh my god so i get to the amas with my mom i'm nervous and they put us in this room like before the show starts with like

all the other like presenters. I don't even know who's in this room, but I immediately was like, oh my God, like, how, I don't know. I have an hour of like small talk.

I don't know what to do. Yeah. And Des text me and he was like, I just saw a photo, the cast of love that on the spectrum is there. You have to find them. And I was like, okay,

I like having like a goal and like, I have a project. And some people were coming up to me and I swear to God I was like, I'm, I'm so great to see you guys again. I love you. Like it was some LA comics.

And I was like, I need to bother the people on love on the spectrum. And when I tell you, I never bother people. I never bother people. But doesn't I cry through love on the spectrum? Like laughing, crying.

It's the most beautiful show in the world. And I don't like bothering people. You bother me all the time. I only bother you and my mom and people I love. So I go up to Logan. And if you guys haven't watched Love on the Spectrum, you have to watch it. Like, this isn't a joke.

This isn't a bit. This is serious. So he always said that he loves girls with straight, curly hair. I go up to him and I had my hair like waved. I swear to God, he was like, and this is what I've been waiting for. And I stood there and I knew it too. Are you getting a load of this? Take a picture because this is what I mean when I'm trying to explain.

No, he fully was like, let's get a photo. And he was like, hi, and I'm like, Logan, like, you're my everything. And at one point, I was, so I'm talking to him and I was like, I think I asked him what his sign was. I'm like, I'm a Leo. And then he's like, how, when were you born? Now, one thing about me is, I'm not afraid to tell people my age. Yeah. I'm out here.

I'll say it. You don't have to ask. I'll tell you. I'm not either. I feel like there's, it's something like if you're, oh, I don't tell people, which is like totally fine. what we were taught, it's giving I'm ashamed. And one thing about me, I'm not ashamed. Why were we taught that?

Even looking at someone, be like, no, you look like you're whatever, is still shaming them. Every time someone says their age and I have a reaction, an involuntary reaction, I want to kill myself in that moment. Like, whether my, even if my reaction is like you look gorgeous, I always feel like it sounds condescending. Like one of my girlfriend, not even one of this girl that I know said to me, oh yeah, she said it like in passing conversation.

She was like, oh yeah for my 38th birthday. And I go, you're 38. And she was like, yeah. And I was like, oh my God, you look so good. And right after I said it, I was like, why would I say that? I was like, why did I say that? Like I genuinely meant it like you look so I would have never thought you were 38. But also like, yeah, you could be 38.

Why is that crazy that you look so good in your 38? It's not our fault. Like I'll literally, because you'll meet someone who's older than you and then you immediately feel like you have to like compliment them. Yes, why is that? It's like so much deeper and darker than us. Where like if a 26 year old says to me, oh my God, you look so good like 33, you look so good.

I'm like, you little bitch. No one talks about how in your 20s no one goes, oh, you look like you're 22. Or like, oh, like there's an 80. where people start being like, oh, it's okay, you don't look that age. Yeah. And I remember when that started happening to me and I'm like, oh, no. Yeah.

But I did recently actually, Cassie David posted like a whole thing about ages. And I didn't look at it fully, but it made me laugh because it was like 34 year old as fuck. And they're like 35 year young again. Yeah. Because you're not 40. But 34, you're like the oldest of the 30s. 34 is 39.

But then 35 is 32. Totally. And I'm 33, which is like. like 28. Yeah, 33, you're a baby. I'm a child. I'm like, not even in my 30. I actually, at 33, you get removed from your 30s.

You're back. You're 28, 34. They put you back in. It's very niche, but it's very real. So Logan was like, when were you born? And like, everyone at the tables, we were with Connor. We were with their moms. Like, it was a full kiki.

Yeah. And I was like 91. And Logan looks at me and he goes, I love older women. Well, I'll die. I go, I have a husband, Logan, and he goes, your husband's very lucky. And then we just kept taking photos and sending videos to Des. Des was loving it. Logan has the sweetest relationship with his sister.

Wait, Logan, who? Logan, on the show, you have to watch it. I'm not explaining Logan to you because I actually can't. You have to take it in because his vibe and his aura is something that cannot be explained on a podcast. I'm like, wait. You ever get so deep in a story with your friend? Yeah, that you're like, wait, I think I missed a couple of stuff. Wait, do you know how many relationships?

I'm way too late to ask what someone's name is? Like the actual person's name. I don't so much have that with like, I feel like in romantic relationships where it's like gone on multiple days. But I feel like when you're like working, if you like work with another company or like another department, there's always someone where you're like, what the fuck is their name? and I've known them for six months to a year. Well, Paige and I do a lot of freelance, and sometimes you meet someone,

and you don't know if you're going to see them again. Yes. And then it turns out you see them throughout the entire day, but you didn't process it in the beginning. And it's totally fine to be like, I'm so sorry. I didn't catch your name. Yes. Wait.

But not after four hours. That will happen to me so many times. Like, I'll see someone and I'll recognize them, and I'm like, I don't know who this is, but I know that I know this person. And then it'll come. come out that like five years ago we worked on a project together and every time that happens to me in my head and my heart i think wow thank god you're not a fucking asshole because you have to work

with all these people again and if you were an asshole four years ago on this random job like how awkward would today be and it almost is like it almost like reminds almost like re-encourages myself when that happens to me because I'm like, oh yeah, like make good decisions every single time. Say please and thank you. Yeah, well, it just like also reminds you that there's like such assholes out there because sometimes it's like that happens to me and they know someone I know. I'm like, oh, I know that you enjoy, you enjoy me way more. Well, I, speaking of that stuff, I, I've been on my spray tan. I'm back on my spray tanes.

And the spray tan girls have stories. Because they're spray tanning personalities, you know, especially in New York City. Yeah. One of my favorite spray tan stories is when a spray tan artist came to my place after being at a reality TV person's place before me. Yeah. I just say. She looked like she saw ghosts. Yeah.

And I was like, are you okay? She was like, yeah, I just got yelled at during the spray tan. And I'm like, what was going on? And she's like, well, I walked in and she was drinking wine. And I was like, go off. It's Friday night. Yeah. It's Friday night or it's Monday morning.

Like, whatever you want. Do whatever you want. Do whatever you want. You need to get through this life. If I could tattoo that on my forehead, do whatever you want. I don't give a shit. You have free will. Do whatever you want.

So she said she's giving this person a spray tan and they're drunk and they're spilling the wine on themselves and then yelling at her because of the spray tan is getting, you can't. Number one rule. It can't get one rule. You can't get wine in your spray tan, number one rule. So she's literally going to fail regardless and just had a full fight with the person. And then showed up and then she was like, you are an angel. I'm like. Yeah, I don't really drink anyone.

You're like, Orre, I just didn't douse myself with liquids And then beat the shit out of you Like, I just let you in my door and said, You can keep your shoes on. But anyway, love on the spectrum, these boys have these like amazing sisters Who are like their best friends.

Like one of them is literally like his security guard at this point. Like this guy Connor has gotten so famous. And the amount of people asking him for photos and I, I turned to his sister, Anna. and I was like, are you like his bodyguard? She's like this little adorable, cute girl. And she's like, yeah, but I always have been growing up. That is so sweet.

And then I started getting emotional. And then I find out like she's a giggler. Logan's sister's a giggler. Like all these girls are gigglers. And like it just makes me cry. Like how are only the coolest, nicest, supportive, funny, beautiful women gigglers? You know, it's crazy too. I didn't finish the most recent season.

but so I don't know what happens at the end of it or this could have even been just like social media stuff but I saw a couple of the cast members family members go on TikTok and be like I don't even know if they were like explaining a situation but they said like hey you know like I know we know everyone has an has opinions and if you could just keep the conversation I'm like this is love on the spectrum who the fuck is is in the comments being like, that's actually not what you said. The internet. Like, I was like, I can't believe you even have to make this video that's insane. The internet will come for anyone.

It's actually like really dark and scary. No, it's really dark. I hate to say it, but I feel like Gen Z kind of like, and I don't want to say it. Because maybe it's Alpha and maybe it's young Gen Z. Not the Gen Z that's listening to me right now. Not the Gen Z that's listening. A different Gen Z. by page de Sorbo.

I think they ruined Love Island a little. Like, because I'm like, wait, why is it so hateful now compared to like a couple years ago? It's kind of crazy. I used to just like, when the bachelor was on, like I watched it.

Yeah. And then you go to bed. Well, there was no like live tweeting. Well, I even guess there was. I feel like there was, but I wasn't like live tweeting. Also, yeah,

the fandom of stuff I guess brings people. together. Yeah. And I guess like hating one person really can bond a community. And like it is so fun when the whole like, okay, perfect of the example is like the next. Like it is so fun when an entire community is like watching something like and rooting for someone. Yeah, rooting for something. So like I love that about Love Island. But sometimes it gets like it's like okay guys enough. It's like I looked into her uncle's sisters. grandma and it's like oh my god also i i i love to give the example of you've even like i know fan favorite lea i think she was like interviewed by chicks in the office or something and she was

like when i tell you i like i didn't know that i was going to be the star and it's like because when they're filming they're not they don't know what good parts people are going to show right love island i just get near because they are so young so i get like no they're literally nervous out of college. Yeah. I'm like, I don't want anyone to be so, people are just so crazy to them. It's nuts. Well, Alandria gave an interview recently and she was basically like, I had a job I really loved.

Yeah. She's like, I loved my nine to five. And I was like, I'll do this show, but I told them I'll be back. Like, I love this. I love my job. And then she realized like, oh, I can do this other thing. But she basically was like, I sacrificed my piece. and my life, but I really liked my old life too.

She's the tiniest little girl in person. She's so cute in person. No, I know. I hung out with her at Sports Illustrated. So sweet. I didn't watch the show. I didn't know she was Southern. I was like, oh, my God, I love your accent.

I love Southern people. They're so, it's like America's British. I'm like, why are you saying a lot of that? how Jan. It's like the British in our own backyard. You know what is funny to think about? It's not even funny to think about it. It's just like how do accents happen?

Like I don't get it. Like that is one of those things in the world that it's like you could explain it to me a million times. I'm still not ever going to get it. And at what point of the highway does it decide, oh, now they don't talk like this? Yeah. Well, like what is I don't get it? Well, I thought, like, at least all Italians in New York sound the same. No, your dad sounds completely different than, like, my papa.

I've been told, yeah, I've been told, like, I say certain things weird, and I sound more upstate. And upstate is almost, like, Midwest. Like, hit, no, no, like, you hit some. How dare you? Every time then, your dad says, like, he hits syllables hard. Yes. I mean, it's basically considered like broadcasting English. Like, it's like...

Kitty? We're actually doing something. Kitty's like, and we're done with the podcast. Kitty, please. I went shopping. In the flash. I went shopping for you. For Italy.

I told you not to do that. I know. That's why, okay, I was telling for you. I went to the real real in L.A. Because I like looking at expensive stuff that I wouldn't buy that maybe you would buy. And I kept seeing all this cute stuff. But you know what? My ego was bruised and I decided not to send you stuff.

Oh my God. Don't ever feel like that. You know when you feel like you're losing and I'm like if I send or something has to be really fucking good. Do you feel like we're disconnected? Do you feel like we're where we should be? But I feel like I got Lucy Goosey and was sending you risks and I was like sending you all this stuff. And I just feel like you've lost confidence in my picking ability. So now I'm overthinking everything.

And I saw, I know what you like. You like a little short white dress, a little boxy. A little boxy prep, little short white dress. I actually just bought a pair of zebra, vintage Gucci mini shorts that have like a dash of red in them because red is like very big for the summer. Oh, I didn't know that. And I just bought a pair of red thong kitten heel sandals to go with it. Oh, you should see my face.

It was like the Britney broscreaming. When did you say thong? I was like, and then you're like sandals. And I was like, oh. Wait, what do you think about that being like a trend to like a flip-flop kitten heel? I like that because it elongates the leg a little. Yeah. I know you're like a professional shopper.

I don't physically shop that much. but it's so much fun. I was like going through the racks and like there's like a social rules going on right? Totally. Going through my rack and I'm moving. Like I'm not being annoying. I'm like boom, boom,

make a decision. Some girl comes next to me and she's flying through the rack. Like aggressive and I'm like it feels like you're driving and someone comes up, not that I drive, but someone comes up right behind you on the highway

and you're like I'm doing the speed limit. Oh, they're shopping rage for sure. I'm doing a speed limit. And she's going. And I'm like, if we continue at this pace, like, we're going to clash, babe. You think road rage in Florida on a highway is scary? Get in an outlet mall with two girls from Long Island. Those scratch your eyes out.

Okay. And then I was like, we're going to like, like, I'm not going to let you play through. Like, I was here first and I'm going through the rack and there's 80 other racks. Skip over me. Yeah. Like, do you let them play through? Like, do you go, okay, if you're going fun, fucking crazy. Just go.

Absolutely not. I'm here. But it's stressing me out. It's like I can't, I can't relax when you're like bulldozing. I don't, if anyone is like trying to rush me in a place that I've elected to be at, that is a public place. No, you're not like, get away from me. Also, if I'm in public, get away from me. Get away from me. The second, there were so many racks and it wasn't busy. and I'm going through and this lady How old was she?

She was older, but not old. Okay. I love her, like, let's not talk about women's ages. I go, this bitch. This old ass bitch. I'm like, put her in a nursing. She wasn't a girl's girl. She wasn't a girl's girl.

I only asked how old she was because sometimes I feel like older women, like, I'm talking like old, old, don't realize like. She wasn't old old, but she didn't. look like she could have had a full family at home, which is why, like, I'll give her some empathy, because, like, if I got away from the kids and I only had 30 minutes. But also, like, I'm not your child. You're not going to, like, tell me what pace I'm going at

or, like, to get out of your way. Like, you know, when you can hear it? Like, I could hear the hangers how fast she was going through it. And I start sweating. I start trying to go faster, but then I'm mad because I'm like, this was my mental health walk. No, skip over me. skip over like oh it was really stressing me out but i didn't buy anything and i felt like i saved money Hannah if you like something and it's expensive and you don't buy it you made it no i have the opposite i will like wake up in the middle of the night and i'll be like and now i had the opportunity to buy it and it's going to be sold out and somebody else is going to get it and they're going to love it and they're going to look amazing in it and i didn't pull the trigger so no i don't have that wait this is a

huge discrepancy between me and you because this is also how I feel about dating which I feel like you feel the same way but I always say which is true no one got away don't feel like that with clothes don't feel like that at all with clothes no clothes got away I've never thought of an outfit like I don't need anything oh no I feel the exact opposite I could list you an article of clothing from each year that I've been alive that you've missed out on Hannah I think about a pair of berberry boots from 2005 My limits have no, they have no bounds. Well, now I have empathy for you because sometimes, like, you, when you, like, can't spell or something, it's because you have so many seasons of fashion in your head. I think about a blue and white dress that I ripped in 2006 and my mom knows exactly, if I say ripped blue and white dress, 2006, my mom will go, don't.

Cancel Thanksgiving. Don't even bring it up. I go, I can't. I will still actively. Actually, this is sick. This is sick in the head. A couple months ago, my mom sends me a dress on Instagram. She goes, looks like the blue and white dress.

I knew it. Oh, she chose violence. Guys, we're going back 20 years. That's what she meant when she texted you RIP. Like, I know exactly what blue and white, navy blue polkaid out of dress she's talking about. Wait, you would have been so proud of me, though, because last week, So last week I had to shoot something. And three days before, I got one of those forehead pimples where like it's deep.

Like it's coming from your soul. Yeah, it's coming from your soul. It's, you don't even see a poor. You pissed off an ancestor. Ancester. And it was funny because it started at Las Coltracist's where I thought it. Well, there was like a shade. Like I'm like, is there a shade?

Because it was like starting to come. And I was like, do I have a like dent in my phone? because I'm like I don't get pimples it's not a pimple I start feeling this pimple and then I I realized oh my god I'm shooting something really important in three days I go on Instagram I was lost my mind if I go on Instagram and I go I need a cortisone shot where do I get one and the gigglers first of all they're like show us a pick or you put this on your story I put on my story for like two hours the gigglers I'm like I'm in L.A where do I get a corazon shot I know you people are doing it. A cortisone shot. Isn't that for when you're in pain? When you like,

when you like your back goes out. Yeah. You don't need to get. Are people getting those? Wait, what? Are you? When you have a really bad pimple, don't you like get a shot? Yeah, but they're injecting it with like saline, which is like salt water. So I panicked. I was like. Where was I? Was I out of the country? Why did you call me? It was up for like two hours. I said I need a cortisone shot. And. Everyone started sending me doctors and it got crazy. And then I actually scheduled. Like I literally scheduled.

To go to a dermatologist to get like injected. Somewhere. Yeah. And then I swear to God, I woke up in the morning. It was gone. I just put toothpaste on it. But I was fucking scared for like four hours. I was like really amazing.

I have to literally pray to St. Anthony go to Sephora by eight different things. I'll, I never wake up the next morning. and a pimple is gone. It had its moment and then it was like, okay, bye, thanks for the Insta story. When I get a pimple, it's like, hi, we're here, we have squatters rights, so we'll be here for the next seven years. And I'm like, it's actually illegal. I've done so much to this home, like to perfect it.

You can't just move in. My pimples come in, they go, oh, we actually, we're at the wrong party. Thank you. Don't want to be here. This is your pimples are like, wait, it's actually like, no, I just, it's worse here than wherever I was. I want to go back. Your people's come in and they go,

oh, she takes care of us. We're doing masks. We're getting consultations. My pimples come. They go, this is gross. I'm leaving. Like, I think it's crazy that I've never had lice before.

I'm like, my hair's so clean. It's so, like, they could move so wetly. You didn't have lice? Did you not have a childhood? And I've never, even crazier than that. Have you not had chicken pox?

I had chicken pox. Okay, thank God. Even crazier than that. I don't remember lice. ever even being a thing in my middle school. Like I could not tell you one person that ever had lights. Because it was so cold upstate. Actually, that doesn't sound wrong.

That like doesn't sound. I put margarine in our hair. It was actually so fun. Getting lice was like when everyone gets braces. Like you were like, I got it. Did you not get lice? Never had it. I don't even remember getting like checked for lice in middle school.

I was always getting checked for lice. Everyone had lice every three seconds. And they put margar in your hair. It actually was really fun. Like I didn't hear about. about lice, I'm not kidding, until I moved to New York City, had my first job and my boss's like children had it. I was like, people are getting lice? Like that. You're like, I thought that was for feral animals. I was like, what is it 1685? What are you doing down here? I was like,

what are you talking about? That going to camp every summer and I was like, guys, I don't know what's going on. I'm like, that's what you got lice. You're all like camp every summer. Why are you stay home? Stay home? Stay home? with your mom and you woke at life. Wait, I was just talking to my mom about this. My parents sent my brother to camp once. And it was like a sports camp because like I was going to sports camp. My brother was like, I don't want to go to sports camp.

They're like, you'll love it. The camp had to call my parents because apparently you write letters home. Yeah. But like the camp reads all the letters, just like make sure there's not anything weird happening. The camp had to call my parents to be like, hey, just letting you know your son and wrote a really dramatic letter. What did he say? Because my brother doesn't fuck around. He was like, I'm having the worst time I've ever had.

Get me the fuck out of this place, whatever. By the time it got to my parents, he was already having a good time. He made friends. But they were like, he's. Dear Lenore, count your fucking days. No, they literally had a- Get your little ass in that fucking car. Come get me.

And they were like, we swear he's made a friend. since and he's having the best time but in the three days that the took for it to get to you why do i feel like daniel has like a quill and ink i was going to say he has a feather he's like dear former family i scoff at the thought of you guys no he literally was like i will never see you again and i have no respect for you and any of your morals and how dare you do this to me i was not your son good bye no that's crazy i have i I had a bad. Stephanie went to camp all through like middle school and high school and she fucking loved it. Yeah, some people will, you ever see someone who's like, that's my camp friends? And I'm like, oh, you guys have been through some shit.

Now that I think about it, I used to bully Stephanie about her camp friends all the time. And like it was out of pure jealousy of just like, so you think you're closer to your camp friends. Yeah, because they're like, they've kayaked and stuff. Like that's like a bond. How can I compete with that? No. I can. Yeah. And they like, smores. That is. I'm like, you guys have. friendship bracelet Stephanie I can't our bonding was like a pregnancy test in the McDonald's bathroom junior year it's like oh we weren't hugging trees okay we had things to do it's called dry gagging what's it when you like can't dry heaving dry heaving I was dry heaving in a sonic sorry that's my pretend suburban life okay oh god anyway you guys

stream then my business on Hulu And then if you love me, stream it again. Put it on twice. I think twice will be what will make me happy. And love you guys forever. Thank you for giggling with us. And I hope you guys giggle so fucking hard at the special. And have the best weekend ever.

See ya. Bye.