Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast - 50. Michael Nesmith

Episode Date: May 11, 2015

Gilbert and Frank head to the 2015 Chiller Convention for a rare interview with musician, songwriter and producer Michael Nesmith, who looks back on everything from his mom's invention of Liquid Paper to his original "Monkees" screen test in October of '65. Also, Michael talks politics with John Lennon, pens a hit for Linda Ronstadt and remembers (sort of) Lon Chaney Jr. PLUS: Dennis Hopper! Tony Franciosa! The Monkees "sell out"! Roger McGuinn gets spiritual! And Jack Nicholson kills off the Prefab Four! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Get it for free at D-A-S-H-L-A-N-E dot com slash Gilbert. That name sounds familiar. Hi, this is Gilbert Gottfried, and this is Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast. I'm here with my co-host, Frank Santopadre. We're here at the Chilla Theater Expo, and our guest this week is a musician, songwriter, actor, producer, novelist, and businessman who also happens to be a member of the legendary and iconic rock band known as the Monkees. He's written hit songs that have been recorded by everyone from Linda Ronstadt to Run DMC. He's also a film producer with credits like Repo Man and Tape Heads starring John Cusack and Tim Robbins. And if all that wasn't enough, he also practically invented music videos

developing a format that would eventually become MTV. And most importantly, we hugged in the elevator. And I still have an erection. Please welcome the multi-talented Michael Nesbitt. What do you think of my cologne? That was good, huh? That's Boucheron. Yeah, I didn't wash after that.

No, no, I wouldn't. I mean, it's expensive. It smells great, doesn't it? Just in case you wondered where the erection came from. It came from. Not me. Don't put yourself down. Now, I remember sitting next to you on a plane.

Yeah. Yes. And I was flying out to L.A. to audition for some movie that I didn't get, which was fine. Because I remember I was reading the script and you said to me, you said, oh, what are you reading? And I said, oh, it's some John Travolta comedy. Uh-oh. Called The Experts. contravolta comedy called the experts and i remember that yeah that's where he met his wife on that film yes yes and and uh it's uh it's about two young hip americans who get kidnapped by Russian spies to teach them how to act like young, hip Americans. And you, being a fortune teller, said, oh, that sounds like a piece of shit. And that sounds like something I would have said.

Yeah, and you were absolutely correct. I saw the movie. Where were we going? Oh, to L.A., yes. Now, Michael and I spoke earlier, Gilbert, about you auditioning for one of Michael's shows called Television Parts, which was an offshoot of Elephant Parts. But you have no recollection. Michael remembers you, but you have no recollection of auditioning for him. But I didn't get that part. No. Can I say fuck you

right now? Had it been my call, you could say that. You actually could say it anyway, but it wasn't my call. The writers and producers were John Levenstein and Michael Kaplan and Jack Handy, and

they're the ones that 86ed you, Gilbert. They're the ones that trashed your career. They took you down. Jack Handy of deep thoughts fame, yeah. I've asked him over and over, why not Gilbert? Why not Gilbert? They just all go really silent. The room gets dark.

They look at each other guiltily. There's a faint light of fire somewhere off in the corner. And then the subject passes and no one says a thing. And now I have to bring up that piece of trivia that everyone feels like

they're telling people that they don't know. Okay, well let's guess before you tell me. Okay. First of all, can I have 20 questions? Or do I continue? I don't have. Okay, well, let's guess before you tell me. Okay. Okay. First of all, can I have 20 questions or do I continue? Do I just shoot them? I don't have time. Okay. Does it have anything to do with typewriter correction fluid?

Hmm. Let's see. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Okay. Yeah, I think so. I think so. I think so. Next question. Does it have anything to do with, I don't know, like a parent?

Like a female? Can we say female parent? You could say female parent. Yeah, yes, yes. I'll guess female parent. Gosh, Gilbert, I don't know. I guess I'm going to have to pass on this one. I don't have a clue

what it might be let's see my mother invented liquid paper but that wouldn't that would not be it now now see here's something really odd because i mean she made a lot of money off that i'm sure she sell it to gillette ultimately yeah and and it's like now, I don't know that people would know what liquid paper is because everything's – Well, it's – we can get serious for like 35 seconds. And it's true. The computer and the printer and everything, the joke is the technician going in and seeing people taking liquid paper and wiping stuff off of their TV screen, trying to take it out of the printer and so forth. But that joke aside, which is a rotten joke, the idea that the computer was going to make that product obsolete was true. But my mother saw that and she was ready for it. And she knew that once the paper's

out of the typewriter, once you're into graphic design and so forth, when you're doing some hard hand layout and stuff, that's when you need a correction fluid, something you can paint on. So she was all ready for that. But she died. 1980, she died. And she was on her way to wherever the next plane of existence is. And so far she has not written. But the idea that she had would have perpetuated itself. But the idea that had made her a millionaire sort of came to a stop in the early 80s, something like that. Maybe the 90s. And it still sells a little bit.

You know what I'm saying? I mean it's not like it's gone, but it's not. At one point, she had 95% of the correction fluid market in America. Wow. Yeah. She basically invented that business. She was a terrific, interesting woman. Loved her so much.

And she was a secretary. I mean, that's how she came up with the idea. More or less, yeah. She was actually using it. Yeah. She was a part-time secretary. What she really was was an artist and a graphics designer. I see. And that was where her heart was. And that's who she was as a person, as a human being. And in graphics design during those days, you laid out stuff. You know, you cut it with a razor blade and you taped it onto a board and you sent the text to the printer to get back the

typeset and so forth. It was a very arduous and long and involved process. And when you laid up the board in order to take it in and have it photographed to make it into something you could print, you had to use something to make the seams and the cuts and everything else disappear, and typically that was paint. Well, when the electric typewriter came along, she was working as an office secretary, but she was doing those big, you know, how your hands go up and down

and go bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang on the typewriter, and then suddenly the electric typewriter comes in, your hands go flat on the keyboards, and you type like we do now, which is bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh. Well, transitioning from that, she made all kinds of mistakes. And the problem was, unlike the big bang, bang, bang typewriters,

you couldn't erase them. You couldn't rub it off of the paper because it was carbon paper ribbon. So she thought, well, I'm painting it out as a graphics designer. This is graphics design. I'll just paint it out on the paper. So she came up with it.

She worked on the formula. She did the chemical stuff of it. And then she had what was basically the genius idea. She thought, okay, I'm the secretary in the office environment. And at that time, secretaries were like 97% of the – that workforce were women or female. And I controlled the dollar buy. I can go down to the office supply store. I can buy something for a dollar.

My boss doesn't say anything to me about it. I can buy an eraser. I can buy a wax pencil, whatever I need to buy for my work. And I don't have to go through purchasing. And I don't have to go through anything like that. So if I make a bottle of paint that sells for like a dollar, I can make that paint really inexpensively. I'll come up with a chemical formula that makes it dry fast, sink into the paper, and so forth. And I'll sell it, and I'll put it in a fingernail polish bottle.

And I'll sell it to the woman and sell it like an office cosmetic. and I'll sell it to the woman and sell it like an office cosmetic. Now we, as men, don't immediately understand this. But if you look around just for a moment, you'll see people who do immediately understand it. And so it's like, yes, she marketed it as a feminine thing that had its femininity about it that would fit in a desk drawer where somebody kept anything else that they had to use like those. And where did she decide to advertise it? Well, she took the bus to work every day. So she took signs up on the bus and as it worked out later in the subway. And it was that appeal to the woman and to the women instincts, and she was a lovely woman herself.

I mean physically lovely, but also a lovely thinker. And she, you know, they just flocked to it, and they supported her. So her first thing she did was go out and hire a bunch of men to run the company. Well, no, I'm being funny. She didn't actually do that first. Let's go out and hire a bunch of men to run the company. Well, no, I'm being funny. She didn't actually do that first. Her first employees were women, and she had a real love for that. Her corporate secretary was a woman, and her assistants were all women. But when she was – it was hard to find people who could do jobs like distribution and so forth at that time.

It just wasn't a big workforce of women. And so she did end up with a staff of high-powered execs. And with her, she turned it into an international multimillion-dollar corporation with plants in Brussels, Toronto, Sydney, and Dallas. It's very impressive from a small, simple idea. Well, and you see It's very impressive. From a small, simple idea. And you see how the idea worked. It was just two independent ideas, and she connected the dots. She was a real inspiration to me, too.

And I understand you were in a band once. No, nobody ever asked me about that. That's the first I've actually heard of it. Okay, so is this band, oh no, would this band have been named after an animal? Let me see, like say a primate? Or maybe an insect? Not an insect. That wouldn't have been a really famous English band.

Like, would this be a hairy animal? Oh, a hairy animal. Yeah. So, like, that eliminates hippos. I don't know. What do we have? Okay, so you were in the monkeys. Okay, so I was. All right, you caught me.

See, I guessed that one. And now we were talking about how you actually got that part. You were the only one of the four guys to see the actual ad in Variety. Isn't that true? Yeah, that's what Mickey told us. I may have seen it, but somebody brought it to you? Yeah, somebody brought it to me. Well, that's a distinction I make.

There was a guy working at the publishing company I was working at as a singer-songwriter and a member of a band there named Barry Friedman. His name was the Reverend Fraser Mohawk in the acid world. And he came in and he said, hey man, you should go down for this.

This looks cool. Show up. They're having open auditions. So yeah, that was the ad that I saw. The one that asked for Ben Franks types? Yeah. You know what that means? Yeah, because, well, I lived in L.A. I remember Ben Franks.

Is anybody listening to this show? Oh, that's that diner. Yeah. Well, it was in those days. It was a hangout for, what did you say, guys with granny glasses? Yeah, guys with granny glasses after 4 a.m. Right. Oh, yeah. Right, glasses. Yeah, guys with granny glasses after 4 a.m. Right. Oh, yes.

Right, right. Yeah, right. The ad, if I had the ad right, it was insane young men with Ben Franks types, something of that. Yeah. Yeah. I forgot. Yeah. Now, do you remember what you did for the audition?

Well, it's on film, yeah, unfortunately. Oh, you can see it. You can see it on YouTube. Did you bring your laundry? That's something that I read that you had a... That can't be true. I don't... You know, lore builds up around those things. I know. And it hangs on to them like bugs on a windshield.

Can you just tell them you did bring your laundry? It makes it a funnier story. Okay, I brought my laundry and... Oh, that's what I heard. And in the laundry was things that I can't remember. We should say that you can see the audition on YouTube.

I did. And it's bizarre. You're going through dresser drawers at one point and you're just kind of, you're riffing. And I think they said to you at that point that they liked the hat. Yeah. Yeah. I was wearing a wool hat that had to do with riding a motorcycle around, keep the hair out of my eyes.

No helmet laws at the time. And so they didn't know who the people were that auditioned, and I became wool hat. Mickey and Peter still call me wool hat. Right. Wasn't your screen test used to help sell the show? He took on me a wool hat. Right. Wasn't your screen test used to help sell the show?

Well, the show was – I'm actually in the process of writing all this up. And so it's a long story. But the kind of short story of it is the show was conceived by a couple of guys out of New York, Birch, Schneider, and Bob Ravelson. And they hired a team of really great screenwriters, Larry Tucker and Paul Mazursky, to write up the pilot for them. And the instruction was make it kind of like Hard Day's Night meets the Marx Brothers. And so that was the basis. That was the script that existed when I came in there. Then Bert and Bob tweaked it a little bit to get music in there, and there was a lot of other kinds of things that were going on.

But the bottom line was that when we did the pilot, which we shot down in San Diego and brought it up, they edited it all together and they sent it to New York. It was rejected. The network said, nope. And Columbia Screen Gems, which is the mother company, said, nope. And it was harsh because Bert Schneider's father owned mostly Columbia. He was a very, you very – he was high up.

He was in the inner circles, prince of the court. And so they came back and they said, well, we're dead in the water. No show. No series. Go home. Now, whoever you happen to talk to at this point about what happened at this point takes credit for putting the screen tests on the front of the of the show and because they all say i came up with the idea for putting the screen tests on the front of the show and that's when the show sold i so it's one of the it's one of the thousand

fathers of victory and it's a uh it it is not my screen test that made the show sell although that's what happened that was a sequence of events what happened was this the screenplay instead of it being ironic and funny it became sardonic and angry it was it mocked and so the four main characters were assholes they were just jerks nobody liked them nobody wanted to be around them or anything they were written into the screenplay so that they were in everybody's face and everybody's hair and it was just a a a very unpleasant kind of thing. It never got funny. When they put Davey's interview, and I stopped trying to think if Mickey and Peters was on there.

I don't think so. And they put my screen test on it. That changed, and they put it right at the very first. And it said, meet the monkeys, and you'll never know where they show up next. And now then it became madcap and kind of easygoing. And so when we were making fun of something or poking fun at it, it was gentle and it was not angry. It was just kids fooling around and having fun. It was just kids fooling around and having fun. And it was an out-of-work rock band, nice conceit, trying to make a living in a world of high-power rock and roll that was starting to make a giant name for itself. Another very nice conceit.

So the kids were not stars. The kids were not being made by the movie machine. a movie machine. The kids were just kids, and they had this quality about them that had been introduced in the real documentary footage of what is essentially a screen test. But the way you phrased the question was, did your screen test, when you put it in the front, make a thing? Right, right, right, right. It's a little more convoluted than that.

It's more complex, and it's more subtle than that. I mean, there wasn't, as far as I could tell, going back over, nobody pulled a trigger. Everybody just got that telephone, made it stop ringing, and handed it to me. He's ad libbing. Yes. Well, even the origin of the show, I mean, Mickey told us that Rafelson, who was a roadie, was working on an idea about a band even before Hard Day's Night. The common knowledge about it is that it was Hard Day's Night that inspired it.

There's so many different versions of where the show came from, where the idea came from. Well, it didn't come from me. Right. I had no idea. I showed up. I was an actor looking for work, a songwriter looking for work, and they said, you got the job. And I said, hallelujah.

So that was fine as far as I know. Well, you were already working in LA. You were in the troubadour. You were hosting Hoot Maddies. I was doing a troub. I was hosting the hoots at the troub. You were a hoot master. Do I have that correct?

You do. Yeah. And I enjoyed doing it. And I thought I'd been hired to be in a band. But when I found out that I was hired to play a part of a band member, that was kind of a curveball. But I was on for it. I mean, it sounded like it would be a good time. And I don't have a sense of the genesis of the idea at all.

Like I say, at the time when it took off and it became this big hit in the first year, it never became a big hit. But when it got highly visible, I was not sure how that had happened. I didn't see – I couldn't trace anything to a big red button. I didn't know what the magic was. And frankly, still don't. I mean, it just missed me. There was no noticeable tipping point for you. No, not for me.

And by that time, I was up to my eyeballs in Dylanisms and folk songs and so forth and Crazy for the Beatles and so forth. I didn't understand that genre of music or whatever they were planning to do. But I don't think they were making I don't think anybody made it up before Hard Day's Night or

The Beatles or any of that stuff. But I don't know. That's the real answer. I don't know. And the Monkees actually became friends with The Beatles. Yeah, later on don't know. That's the real answer. I don't know. And the monkeys actually became friends with the beetles. Yeah, later on, you know, we all did. I mean, the minute I got any money, I got on an airplane and took Phyllis, my wife, and said, let's go to England and see what is going on over there. I went over there basically because it was the capital of the world. I mean, London in the 60s was like Paris in the 20s. And everything was coming out

of there. There was new design. There was new art. There was new fashion. There was new architecture. There was new music. There was new literature. I mean, it was just an amazing place. And so I thought, well, I got to go there. And if, by the way, I get a chance to meet any of the Beatles, good on me. So when I did, when I got over there, I reached out and was able to get over to hang out a little bit with John. And we became friends, friendly. But it was a remarkable time. I haven't seen anything like it since then. I mean maybe the internet in 84 in Silicon Valley now, you know, the Northwest Intellectual Corridor.

That's a whole thing. I mean people – you say intellectual corridor, Northwest. No, wait a minute. That's the wrong coast. No, not anymore, kids. It's Silicon Valley. That's where it is. Silicon Valley in distinction to London in the 60s doesn't have an art culture right now.

It's artless. It's a toolkit that they're building up there. London in the 60s, on the other hand, was about love is all you need. It was about these extraordinary ideas manifesting in sculpture and architecture and so forth. And I sort of became friends with the Beatles, but Lenin was – he was politically different than I was. I'm a liberal in just in politically to state it. I'm a liberal socially and emotionally and so forth, meaning that I'm for enough regulation so that nobody starves. regulations so that nobody starves. Lenin was a radical.

He was a revolutionary in his own way. He was a remarkable thinker and I loved the guy. I mean he was just a terrific person and I loved hanging out with him. But he was a – for him, love was a politics and it was a power. It was a force in the political system, a force in community, a force in government. And that you had to practice it along those lines. I tended away from that. I tended to think more spiritually about those things. And so we didn't connect on that level.

Although we did become friends. I mean, I liked him quite a bit. And I guess he, me, because we always checked in with each other when he was around. You know, I'd call up and say, are you here? And he'd say, yeah, come stay. That was one of the great things he taught me was the English habit of saying, come over and stay for the weekend. Really?

Okay. I'll be right there. And he got the joke of what the monkeys were. I mean, Mickey was telling us that he knew it was, he recognized it as a Marx Brothers thing right away. I know Mick thinks this, and I think he may have. I don't know. He never said it to me.

Didn't they throw a party for you guys,? In England? In London? The Beatles? Do I have bad information? No, I think well the big party that we had when we went over there as a band to play they were doing the Day in the Life and they did have a big party for that but it wasn't for us. It was for everybody

in London. Say it was for you and that you brought your laundry to the party. See, it makes it a much better story. Okay, so hold on a minute. Yeah, they threw a party for me. Actually, it was for me personally

and they asked if I would bring my laundry. And I said, John, I don't know that that's dirty anymore. He said, just bring whatever you got. Well, there's a story online about you bringing a bag of your laundry to the Beatles audition. Excuse me, to the Monkees audition. And if I'm not. Well, if it's online, it's true.

Well, okay. There you go. If I'm not mistaken, you wash your laundry in liquid paper. That part I never read, but I'll give that a try. Whites have never been whiter. Well, you were present for some of the recording of Day in the Life. Yeah. Yeah, we were there for the big

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from the center of the hurricane, which was London. So you come out of the hurricane and you move to London and it's dead still. It's calm. And so what happens is not, oh, boy, this is going to be so great. We're going to be clubbing. We're going to be dancing. We're going to be saying things that are so witty and funny they will live forever. And it will be just the best time.

None of that happened. It was like, yeah, come, we'll have dinner. We'll tell a couple of jokes. We'll have a conversation. Maybe we'll talk about, I don't know, politics or where the waiter is from. And we'll have – that's the only thing that we'll do. And that's the way it was. There was a laid back – I have learned to call it easy speed.

And I learned it from racing. It's these guys that go monumentally, colossally fast, but they look like they're doing nothing. You know, you've seen great stand-up like that. You've seen great acting like that. You've seen great art like that. It's like, how the fuck are they doing this? And because it looks so natural and so easy.

That's what was going on in the center. And the Beatles were a big part of that, but so were a half a dozen other bands. And it was in an environment where the art world and all of design and all of those things that were coming together, fashion, sculpture we just talked about, had the same kind of easygoing, yeah, let's try this. And you try it and you go, holy smokes, what is that? And what that happened to be was something like a new Beatles album or a new Stones record and so forth. So it was a gestalt, if I can say that without getting shot. You may.

And it was a zeitgeist. I know what it means. Yeah, it was a zeitgeist. It's a Yiddish word. Yeah, it's a food. It's a dish. It's a Yiddish dish. It's a Yiddish holiday. I have to leave early today. It's a dish. It's a Yiddish dish. It's a Yiddish holiday.

I have to leave early today. It's gestalt. What are you getting for gestalt this year? I'm getting a watch. They have to tell you, you know, in gestalt. They have to tell you what you're getting. You just ask them. You make them.

It's a little like galosh. It's gestalt. You have to tell me. It's a little like Gestalt. You have to tell me. It's a little like Colossal, Gil. Yes. Now, I heard that at one point with the monkeys, I think Davy Jones said it, that he found out that his manager was also like one of the producers of the show.

And he thought that's a good time to get rid of this manager. Well, you know, the four of us never became more than professionally close. Yeah. I mean, I didn't know what was going on in David's affairs, nor he in mine. And so we just stayed clear of that for the most part. So, yes, that's all true. The manager became producer, and Davey really said that, and I don't have any idea what I'm talking about.

What were the days like, Mike? I mean, you get the part, you pass the audition, your life changes, you guys are shooting 12 hours a day. I mean, it was an insane time. Yeah. Even though you don't kind of remember that moment where everything exploded. Well – You had had acting in your past.

You had acted in high school. So you just saw it as an acting role? More or less, yeah. I mean it was – I was so naive that I did not know most of the time what was going on. I was so naive that I did not know most of the time what was going on. Not naive is ignorant other than just being unaware can be ignorant. So I didn't know how the show was put together. I didn't know how it was written.

I didn't know where it came from. I didn't know what the point was. I didn't know how a TV show was produced. None of those things. I had shown up to sing songs and write and maybe do – well, I – Schneider was very – he was approbative and caring and he helped me along. But he was clear, no, you don't need to do that. That's all departmentalized. We have writers for the show.

And so I'll go to the writers' meeting. Well, I went to the writers' meeting one time and wrote, oh, I don't belong here. These guys are heavyweights. It's like going out to play golf with somebody and the first guy up hits a 425-yard drive. You just put the club back in your bag and go back and drink at the clubhouse. You don't play with that guy. And the same thing happened in the writer's room. These guys were going pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, like that.

And then the same thing started happening in the music side of it. Oh, well, Tommy and Bobby are going to do this, and there's a curse out of the Brill building. These are all pros. These guys can really play, and they can really – you don't need to do a thing. Voice and heart. Yeah,. You know, these guys can really play and they can really, you don't need to do a thing. Voice and heart. Yeah, voice and heart in those guys.

Right. And so I said, well, I'll go to the sessions. I'll see what's going on. He's like, oh, wait, these guys really can play. I think,

no, I'll just sit this one out and you move it back. And by the time I had taken my taste of all of that stuff, I got to a point where I was like,

I should not be doing a whole lot other than just acting and what they ask me to do. So I settled into that role. And who were some of the writers who wrote the monkey songs? I don't remember any of them except for Larry Tucker and Paul Mazursky. And of course, Paul distinguished himself as a director and a writer in his later career. distinguished himself as a director and a writer in his later career.

And if I started telling you the people that I do remember, they would be people that never, as far as I know, never went on to do anything. Was Dee Caruso a writer on The Monkey Show? There's a name. Yeah. Wrote a lot for Get Smart. Yeah. Funny writer.

Yeah. Well, see, you know more than I. Well, I'm just a comedy writer nerd. Yeah. Well, see, you know more than I. Well, I'm just a comedy writer nerd. Yeah. And tell us about the film Head. Yeah. Okay. It's a conversation stopper.

Oh, yeah. That'll suck the air out of the room. Well, after the – there was a thing that set in. My trope for it is celebrity psychosis. And it sets in to everybody who gets a little bit of recognition. And, I mean, the first thing that Bert Schneider did, one of the first things that Bert Schneider did, he was the producer of the show. He would have us watch movies, and he sent me over to watch The Face in the Crowd. And this was a story of, you know, a bumpkin who was played by Andy Griffith who comes

to Hollywood and turns into a giant star and turns into a screaming, flaming monster. And I thought, gosh, I wonder why he's showing me this. I don't know. I have no way of connecting with this. I don't know what he's talking about. Well, slowly that was the morph I started to go into. And I started to watch people around me. I thought, gee, I never noticed you had a leg growing out of the middle of your back. What is that? What does that do? Is that a thing here? I don't know. Oh, you don't have the leg in your back?

Yeah, go over and see Ashman in wardrobe. Everybody here has got a leg in their back. Cashman in wardrobe, everybody here has got a leg in their back. So you go and you do that. But it's an appendage that is – doesn't work. And I call it celebrity psychosis because it is kind of a pathology. It's not really a pathology and it's not really a psychosis. But that's what I call it because it's a thing that makes news anchors think they can park anywhere they want to. This is a fire lane.

People will get killed. Don't you know I'm on television? Or make up the news. Yeah, or don't you know I make up the news? I'll make up where I'm parking. So that set in, and slowly the thing morphed, the thing being the television show. But everything morphed. The writers morphed. The songwriters and the producers morphed. The writers morphed. The songwriters and the producers morphed.

The distribution system. The whole thing started to take on this very odd dynamic. And I couldn't put my finger on it then. I can now, and I can talk about it, and I'm writing about it. The bottom line was that as this started to happen, there was this weird thing. And in the middle of all this, I was just smitten with the production team. And the production team at the time had come together and it sort of consisted of Bob Rafelson, Bert Schneider, and Jack Nicholson. Now, Nicholson wasn't a hands-on producer, but the minute I laid eyes on Jack, I thought, boy, this is a first-rate guy.

And I thought the same thing of Bert and Bob. And this was a team I wanted to play on. I thought, I want to be on this team. But it wasn't a team that wanted me to play on it. Interesting. They didn't want me around. They didn't like me anywhere near as much as I liked them. So they made it pretty clear pretty quick.

Like, yeah, that's cute. Why don't you go do that over there? And I was not in that inner circle, so I couldn't see. But I did see something hatch. I was not in that inner circle, so I couldn't see. But I did see something hatch. And what hatched was a feeling that Bob wanted to direct. And Hopper and Fonda had kind of coalesced into the inner circles.

And I was friends with Hopper because we would go riding motorcycles. And every time we would go riding motorcycles, he would tell me the story of Easy Rider, and I want to do this movie, and it's about these cowboys, and they accept you in motorcycles, and over and over and over again. He came in with Hopper, and they pitched this idea to Bert and Bob, and Bob, as far as I could tell,

really wanted to direct movies. That was his thing. He wanted to do that. So this dynamic, morphed and it began to move them into the sphere of movies. And they started hanging out with movies. And we were a television entity, a television show. And big guns would come through there, big directorial guns. And I won't mention any of their names.

But they were reaching out. Bob and Bert were reaching out. And Jack, come direct a show, come direct a show, come direct a show. They'd come over, and they'd say, this is lame-o. We don't want to do this. We don't want to direct TV. Are you nuts? And then they would leave. And so Easy Rider became kind of low-hanging fruit, and Bert said, go do Easy Rider.

Here's this much money. And they took off. And Jack kind of was their overseer and helper. And at that point, I think somewhere in there, total speculation, right? This is so we don't get sued. Oh, no one's listening, Mike. Oh, yeah. Well, wait a minute.

This cable goes. Hold on a second. This cable... Hold on a second. This cable's not plugged into anything. You told me this was a microphone. You bastard. I'm leaving.

Slam. Don't ask me to come back in there because I'm not going to come back in there. Not until you plug that microphone in. What a jerk. Okay, I'll come back. Okay, I'm back. I don't want to stop your story, by the way, but Mickey told us that Jerry Lewis came through.

He was one of the guys that came in that was toying with the idea of directing a couple of monkey episodes, and he didn't get it, and he split? Mickey would know better than me. Oh, okay. No, I don't know. But the directors that they were bringing through were deciding this wasn't for them. Yeah, they weren't. But here's the point.

I think that they needed to shed the monkeys. I think they needed to get rid of the whole thing. So they decided that we will come up with a way to assist the monkey's suicide. And we will put together enough that it will basically, we can kill this thing. And we'll just throw it off a bridge. Literally. Literally and figuratively and cinematically. So Jack called up and Bert, I think, and said,

we're all going to go up to Ojai. We want to just talk into a microphone, smoke a bunch of dope, take a bunch of acid, tell some jokes, and see if we can come up with an idea for a monkeys movie because we want to make a monkeys movie. So I thought, well, that sounds like a good time. We'll go up and do that. When we got up there, it wasn't – there was no focus as a writing meeting or anything like that.

It wasn't – and they weren't after a movie. But Nicholson has this remarkable clarity, this insight, his ability. I mean he is the funniest dope friend you can have. I mean, he's hilarious. And if Nicholson and I would sit around and smoke a joint, I mean, I would start laughing, then he would start laughing, and we'd laugh until we ran out of breath, choke to death, lay on the floor and get back up and do it all over again. And so with that, as a driver, Jack and I bonded in a way that was – and he took those tapes that we did. And I started to watch as he put together the script and Jack put together the script.

Now, here's a classic Jack Dope moment, I think. So, as drug riffs go, alright? So, he gets back and he starts sweeping the pile together of the

tapes that he's got. And he's coming up with various things and he's talking and Rafelson is writing it with him. And they are a writing team. And Rafelson's kind of taking the lead. Now, Rafelson's no fool. Rafelson's a very, very artistic

and interesting man, just like Jack is. And Jack and he are talking about this thing and Bob actually tells this story and he tells it great. I don't know where I – I think I saw – I think this story is on film somewhere. And he says, we need to figure out how we're going to make this movie, how to make a movie out of this stuff. And Jack is saying, well, you just let it roll out and just kind of be what it is. I mean, we will start the whole thing on a bridge in L.A. and the monkeys will jump off the bridge and commit suicide.

And Bob says, uh-huh, uh-huh. And Jack says, it seems you're not paying attention to me. And Bob says, no, I'm really not. And he says, what are you thinking about? Bob says, I'm just thinking dark. I'm thinking something really dark. And Jack says, what? What's dark? What do you mean? He says, I'm thinking of the darkest thing I can think of. And Jack said, and what would that be, Bob? And Bob said, Victor Mature's hair And Jack said That's it That's the movie

It's Victor Mature's hair Which of course is for me I would have been on the floor When he said that Victor Mature's hair As a basis for the monkeys movie Just is a funny riff However you put it down

And that's the movie he wrote he wrote the movie of victor mcgure's hair and so the fact that it comes as a as a suicide of the monkeys it was a you know it was a they did that on purpose but but the basic thing is that it was a drug riff it was a dope riff it was a fun you know everybody everybody sits around totally smashed and somebody starts you know where's john where's john oh he's still trying to merge at the roundabout i mean it you know turns into one of those one funny dope story after another and and i heard the reason they called it Head is so that they could make a sequel and say from the guys who gave you Head. Well, I heard that too.

I think that's artifice. I don't think they really did it for that reason. Well, just agree with me. And they had their laundry with them. Hey, Gilbert, plug the microphone back in. I'll agree with you. What good does it do for me to agree with you if the microphone goes to nothing? You said when I came back in here, you would plug it back in, and it is not plugged in.

I can see that. I'm not an idiot. I spend a lot of time at Radio Shack. This is not plugged in. It's also an anti-war film. I mean, it's a strange duck. It's a really important movie, and it's an anti-war film, yes. Well, it was an important movie.

Now, plug in. There's a fascinating video of you online, by the way, at a monkeys convention discussing this with this young woman who wrote a thesis about head. Oh, God. Yeah, which is absolutely fascinating. Yeah. And did you do a DVD commentary for the movie? Yeah. Can't wait to hear that.

Well, it's fluff. Oh, okay. You just try to not scare the people with the DVD player at home. I always wondered if they were trying to do like Richard Lester made that film with Lennon, How I Won the War. If they were trying to, because this is an anti-war message in the film, what they were chasing. Or, as you say, they were just trying to kill off the friends. Yeah, the message is, you know, the monkeys are a nuisance. Put them on the back of a trailer and let Victor Mature drive it off the lot.

Wow. And this wasn't a hit. No. As bizarre as that may be. As bizarre as that may be. As bizarre as that may seem. It's got Blockbuster written all over it. That's what I thought.

It should also be pointed out that Monkey Money was used to make Easy Rider and Five Easy Pieces. Well, the money that Bert and Bob made off the monkey, that's correct. It's fascinating. And the series was cancelled a couple of months before the movie. So you could certainly make the argument that the mania was already dying, that the writing was already on the wall.

Well, listen, it had gone from mania to running for your life. I was dodging every bullet I could out there. It was active kill these guys. We had turned into pariah. And for some reason, and not weird to understand, we were the target of you guys sold out rock and roll. You sold out everything. It's you.

You did it. It's your fault. You. you come over here let me punch you in the nose and the whole arts community turned against the show turned against us as actors turned against us as artists and performers and said no they can't come in here they They don't get to go. All the records stopped being played on FM radio, and there was a wholesale walk away from them. It's so strange. Well, it isn't strange when you think about it. You just have to go back and reconstruct in your mind. I mean, we're 60 years away from it now, but reconstruct in your mind the Vietnam War.

Reconstruct in your mind the Beatles. Reconstruct in your mind the assassination of Kennedy. Reconstruct in your mind the Vietnam War, reconstruct in your mind the Beatles, reconstruct in your mind the assassination of Kennedy, reconstruct in your mind the 60s, and you'll see that there was a whole motion to capture the art of the times into something authentic. And there was a feeling that the way the monkeys was put together was not authentic. Now, it turns out, and history will prove, that that's incorrect. It was quite authentic. It was a perfect, that was the way you did it. That's the way they did Casablanca.

Sure. You sold 35 million records in 1967. It wasn't a fluke. Yeah, it was a fluke. And here, this is a great podcast. Plug this thing in because I want to have something I want to say. I have something I want to say. Well, this is a dress rehearsal.

Yeah. We'll do the podcast tomorrow. Yeah, but here's for the dress rehearsal, and you guys can take it out if you want to. You better not. Because this is going in the book, but I'll give it to you months before the book comes out, if the book ever comes out. 35 million records is complete fabrication. Really? It's totally bogus.

It is a class A mendacity. It's a lie. It's not true. We never sold 35 million records. And the reason I know this as such an absolute fact is because I made it up. And I told it to a guy in Australia as the truth. And it's complete fiction.

What about this idea that you outsold the Beatles and the Stones combined in 67? Absolutely falsely. Really? Absolute falsely. And what happened was this. I thought, how do we get our arms around this authenticity thing here? What are we doing genuine, genuine, genuine, schmenuwin? I mean I don't know where this goes.

I can't – as an artist, this is a really important thing for me. I have to do – so I'm done with the monkeys. I'm in Australia doing rock and country rock and the stuff that I want to do. And I'm watching the news and I'm thinking there's something wrong with the news. There's something wrong with people on the news. These are not – I'm not getting the truth here. This is weird. And I have an interview.

I'm on the roof of a hotel, one of those pools on the roof of a hotel with this stringer from the local newspaper, which is just local in like Sydney or Melbourne. It's a big gun. And he comes and he says, well, I – and he's obviously got the press report. And he's got the press release. What he wants to do is he wants to write the press release and go home. Let me just put the press release in the paper. This is fine with us.

I just need the 1,200 words. And it's so really nice to meet you. Take a couple of pictures. I'm out with us. I just need the 1,200 words. And it's so really nice to meet you. Take a couple of pictures. I'm out of here. I said, hang on a minute. And I said, I want to talk to you a little bit about press. And I want to talk to you a little about journalism. I want to talk to you a little bit about where you get your facts from. And how are you coming up with stuff if you're just printing press releases and stuff? This guy starts to squirm a little bit. And I said, because I tell you what's going to happen in this interview here. I'm going to lie to you. I'm going to tell you lies.

And he said, well, why are you going to do that? And I said, well, I'm just going to be interested to see what happens because I don't know what's going to – how these things come about. And from what I understand, you're an important writer and opinion maker. I want to know. And he said, well, you're an important writer and opinion maker. I want to know. And he said, well, I'm very uncomfortable with this. I said, well, I suspect you would be. And he said, well, if you're lying to me, how will I know if you start telling me the truth? I said, you won't.

That's how a lie works. You don't know whether somebody's lying to you. And he said, well, should we do the interview? I said, yes, very definitely. Let's do the interview. Plug my microphone in. That's something a lot of people do to me. Following you around.

I said, plug my microphone in. I want to tell you. He said, well, is it true that you read an ad for the paper? I said, yeah. He said, okay. And he gets more and more nervous because I'm just answering just complete blank flat. No. I have no tell because I don't play poker. So you guys have been very successful recording, haven't you?

And I said, yes, we really have been very successful. And your last record was gold. I said, oh, yeah, it was more than gold. I said, they can't even really keep count because the high that it goes is gold. He said, well, gold, that's like 500,000. I said, well, but you see, what you don't understand is there's a worldwide count. The last

two records that we sold sold 35 million records. He said, really? I said, yeah. I said, you may not understand it, but that's more than the Beatles and the Stones combined. And he said, that's him writing. Beatles and the Stones combined. And he said, that's him writing. Writing it down. Really? And I said, yeah. More than the Beatles. And I said, of course, nobody knows it because people are stealing from us all the time

and everything, but it's huge. It's so much bigger than anybody knows. So, next day, the thing goes in the paper. I read the paper. It says, and they've sold 35 million records. Yikes, look at this. He printed it. The guy printed it. I can't believe this. He printed it.

But I don't say a word. So this is years. Years passed. And now suddenly, and 35 million records. Hold on. Where was that? That's in the New York Times. Get out of here.

That's in the New York Times. Incredible. of here. That's in the New York Times. This has become a meme before there are no memes. We're still in print. We hadn't, and then the next thing you know, it's on the air. And if you Google it today, if you Google it today, Google the sacred sanctified search engine,

guess what you'll read. We sold 35 million records, more than the Beatles and the Stones combined. I made it up. That's hilarious. And my mic was plugged in. My mic was plugged in. You have not stopped me, Gottfried.

You have not stopped me. Try it. Try it. I'll see you next gestalt. And I'm giving you a watch that doesn't work. Listen to me. Listen to me. So basically everything in this interview has been complete and utter bullshit.

I'm not telling you. Figure that out for yourself. Now, can I ask you the most important question to me? Now, can I ask you the most important question to me? Do you remember working with Lon Chaney Jr.? Well, I remember him, yeah. Yeah, tell us about Lon Chaney Jr. Tell me. Frank doesn't care.

Oh, but I do. I grew up on all his movies. I love them. Well, I knew him when he was in his later days. I don't, you know, I have nothing to report there. I can make some stuff up, all his movies. I love them. Well, I knew him when he was in his later days. I don't, you know, I have nothing to report there. I can make some stuff up, as you know. Yeah, please. What the fuck did you tell the reporter in Australia?

Why stop now? Well, first of all, he was extraordinary. The man was over seven feet tall. You'd be horrified. People don't know that. He was maybe 7'1", 7'2". I mean, it was Kareem. You know what I mean?

The guy was giant. And a spectacular ballet dancer, I've heard. I had no idea. I didn't know that. I didn't know. But I did wonder about the shoes. That was weird. I thought maybe it was just an affectation because they were giant, you know, like 13s, maybe 14 dance.

Ballet slippers. So you worked with him and you don't remember a fucking thing. That's what you're telling me. Well, we had a lot of people come through. We were all in our own world. Talk about celebrity psychosis. It's a real. Everybody came through.

Stan Freeberg and Liberace and Hans Conrad. I got stories about all of them. Well, you did. None of them are true. Oh, some of them are. You just don't know which ones. I've given up already. I don't care.

Now, wait a minute. You did have a story about Pat Paulson that you alluded to earlier. Well, let me see. And this is a true story? Well, let's see if the plug goes back in on the microphone. We'll decide at that point how true it is. You keep trying to hide it, Gilbert, but you're not going to do it. I can see.

I can see whether it's in or not. I have a sixth sense. The mic is on. These are plugged into a cardboard box under the table, basically. They're chocolate. They're not even real. By the way, that 35 million records,

it's also, it's well beyond the New York Times. It was in the VH1 Behind the Music Monkeys documentary. Oh, really? It's everywhere.

Cal Suprise. And you made it up. Absolutely out of whole cloth. Incredible. Isn't it fun? Isn't it a great piece of news? I heard, which is probably bullshit, as everything has been. Some is real, some is not.

And, of course, you don't have to answer honestly. I'll say. I know. When the monkeys, even after they had split up, when they'd get together for reunions, they would get together for, like, about five minutes. They'd feel good about each other and then there'd be a major fight starting. That's kind of true. Oh boy. You hit one. You hit a vein.

Wow. I think we should stop this. That's the only truthful thing. It was collegial enough. It was not particularly conv truthful thing. It was collegial enough. It was not particularly convivial. It was work for hire. I like Mickey. I like Peter.

I liked him. There was no animosity that I felt. I think David felt a lot of animosity for me because I was such a liar. No, that's a joke. That's a joke. That's a joke. That's not true. But so you were like basically in business together.

Yeah, I think so. I mean, I think it wasn't so much business. We were just in a project together. It's like being on a ball team and so forth. Yeah, that's right. It was empty for me in a way because I didn't get to play or sing. I didn't get to do the stuff that I wanted to do. I couldn't write.

I went to Bob and Bert and said, I have all these songs. And they said, oh, what's you like? What songs? And I would play a different drum and they, oh, no, no, no. That's not a good song. That's a bad song, and it's going to not be a – it's not a pop song. I said, well, I know it's not a pop song, but I don't know how to write pop songs. He said, well, then there's your problem, isn't it?

So I didn't – it was empty for me in that particular way. Where it was fulfilling, and this is true for sure, so plug the mic in. It is true that there was something about the fans that loved it, the people that really enjoyed it, that was very compelling to me. It is still very compelling to me. It's one of the reasons I go to these chiller conventions and stuff. There's a reality to that. Talk about authentic. You look in some of these people's eyes and they say to you, you can't imagine what the monkeys have meant to me.

It's a real thing. It's a real moment. And I get a chill when they do that, a real jolt. It triggers a compassionate thing in me that I am so grateful for. And that kind of kept me going through those times. When I went out and did the shows with Mickey and Peter after David died, you know, kind of a memorial tour, it was because of that. It was because of the crowds and it was because of the, not just the applause but it really meant something to them.

So that redeemed it for me. I wasn't fulfilled as an artist with it but they were fulfilled as fans and as television watchers. I knew as an artist that what they were seeing was an artifice and was fabrication but that was OK. They understood that social contract, I think. I don't think they ever felt ripped off like the people who were against it. I think they felt like this is a treasure. Now, when somebody who is nine years old says to you,

this is a treasure, you tend to discount it. But that's where the treasures are buried, in those nine-year-old minds. And they see them as they grow up into the 89-year-olds, and you look at them, you know, coming in in their walkers, and it's not funny anymore. You don't ridicule them. It's sweet. So that was happening during that time. And that was what kept me going with it and still does.

I mean, still, it makes me honor the event, honor the thing, and I honor it for real. And that's the truth. Yeah. Well, it is odd. When you do anything in this business, you kind of, like, forget. Like, people are actually listening and paying attention. And then when they tell you, yes, I was listening and I did either laugh or sang along or anything.

It's surprising. That's still a revelation to you after all these years? Because here we are at the ChillerCon and you've just spent the weekend meeting fans. Yeah. It's still – yeah, because when I'm at something like this or people come up to me on the street and it's like they say, oh, I – still to this day, like anything with Problem Child is like that. Totally panned. And people, everybody comes up to me and says, oh, my God, when I was a kid, I saw that a hundred times and I loved it. And they'll name stuff that I've totally forgotten about that they say meant something to them. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, well, that's what – that is it. That's it. And it's more important than probably any of us know. I mean even the way you've said it and I've said it and so forth, there's probably such a deep current that runs there through all of us know. I mean, even the way you've said it and I've said it and so forth, there's probably such a deep current that runs there through all of us. I don't want to get all philosophical, but it is. I have kids, you know, I raise kids, and anybody who has kids and watches them like my kids did, they listen to West Side Story 55,000 times. That's greater than the Beatles and the Stones combined. They listened to it. 55,000 times.

Okay, well, it wasn't 55,000, but it was a lot, and they loved it. And that's the point. See, this is why we're not recording. Mike, before we wind down, let's talk a little bit about your other career. I gave up on the interview at the beginning. You want to talk about yourself? Yeah. So I remember John Ritter coming into my dressing room.

Hey, can I say something just to show off? It's your show. Yes. I'm going to show off now. Facing the Crowd was directed by Ilya Kazin. That's right. And it also starred Lee Remick, Walter Matthau, and Tony Franciosa. That's right. Okay, who played the press agent that said i've

always hated you don't you know that oh gosh uh peter laurie that's right that's absolutely right and if you don't believe that then it was carloff because i remember tony franciosa i remember him in that yeah saying to uh Because I remember Tony Franciosa. Yeah, I remember him in that. Yeah, saying to, he makes a pass at, or sleeping with Andy Griffith's girlfriend. And he gets mad at him. And he says, you know, that they're stuck together. that they're stuck together.

And Tony Franciosa says to Andy Griffith, you're in bed with me, lonesome, in bed. Lonesome Rhodes. Yes. Oh, I'm sorry, we have Mike Nesmith here. I think.

I was going to ask Mike about his inventing music videos. Listen, neither Gilbert nor I are going to let you get back on the internet. All right, then. You can try. I'm just going to sit back and be entertained. But it ain't going to happen.

We're not going there. We have other fish to fry now. I heard with the first video you made, it made $27 trillion. And a war, a world war was started over it. It's as true as anything you'll ever hear. Yeah. You introduced George Harrison to the Maharishi, didn't you? That could have happened.

Tell us about the troubadour, at least in those days. I mean, it was where Lenny Bruce was busted for using the word schmuck. Oh, it was? Oh, yeah. There was a lot of stuff. You didn't know that either. I'm making this shit up now, Mike. I checked that up. Oh oh it was oh yeah there's a lot of stuff you didn't know that either i'm making this shit up now mike i checked that up oh it was fun i mean it was uh it was uh at the end of the folk era because the folk era had you know been shot in the head by the beatles and and it was uh the

whole rock and roll electric started that thing you know the start of that thing. And the troubadour was a casualty. But to its own good offices, it changed with the times. And there were some great players in there where I met a lot of really cool rock and roll guys. And that's where I first saw Linda play and first saw McGuinn play. Roger came in. He was Jim McGuinn then. Roger McGuinn play. Roger came in. He was Jim McGuinn then. Roger McGuinn of the Birds. Yeah. Just for our listeners.

That's right. For anybody under 50. Right. He came in one night. He was doing session stuff, and he was really a great guitarist. We always loved him. Sometimes he'd just play, and he would go up there, and'd play beatle songs and and stuff and he'd get booed because the crowd was against it and um he became really uh enamored with the spiritual religions

and eastern religions and so forth and uh i said well jim uh where are you and is there is that a progression he said well i'm going to get my spiritual name. Me and my wife are going to get my spiritual name. And I can't remember what his wife's name was. It was a beautiful name, you know. And I said, wow, well, what kind of names do you get? He said, I don't know. You apply.

I've applied to my guru, and I'm going to get my name. I said, well, that's fascinating. So the next money comes in, and I said, it's none of my business, but did you get your name? He said, yeah, we did. I said, wow. Well, what are they? He said, Roger and Henrietta.

That's great. I said, really? Jim, you're changing your name to Roger? He said, I've changed my name to Roger. What? He's telling me to end the interview. Oh, end the interview. Got to button it up.

Got to put it. Got to button it up. Over to you, Gilbert. Close us out. Get us out of here. Hey, one thing. You smiled during the intro. Jeez, there goes the mic. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's not a real mic. You smiled during the intro. Jeez, there goes the mic.

It doesn't matter. It's not a real mic. You smiled during the intro when Run DMC's cover of Mary Mary was mentioned. How did you feel about that? I loved it. I mean, how would you feel about that? You know, that's a supreme compliment. I mean, you know, you stay undercover, but

anyway, take us home. Now, you used to belong to the Manson family. That's an absolute lie. As was everything on this show. And next week we'll have our guest who is telling the truth, and we will be recording. This was a lot of fun. Thanks for having me. We barely scratched the surface, Mike, but we got to a lot of stuff.

We did, yeah. We've had a guest today, Mr. Mike Nesmith, who has told us absolute bullshit. We turned this and fired him. I think some of it was true. You just don't know.

So basically, this interview was like, well, some of it might be true. That's it. Some of it's real. Some of it's not. Just like life. Yeah. So we've been talking to Michael Nesmith, who I think may have been in the monkeys, and his mother invented Coca-Cola, wasn't it? Okay.

So this is, I'm Gilbert Gottfried. Are you sure about that? Not anymore. I don't fucking care anymore. This is the strangest interview we've ever done. And we've done some wild ones. Next week we'll actually have a guest. I think I'm Gilbert Gottfried,

and I think this has been Gilbert Gottfried's amazing, colossal podcast. I thank my co-host, Frank Santopadre, and I know my guest today is Mr. Michael Nesmith, who is at least 99% full of shit. But entertaining. Thanks, Mike. Thank you. Thanks for doing it. My pleasure.

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