Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast - Adam West Encore
Episode Date: July 28, 2025To celebrate the recent "Fun for All Ages" podcast about the 1966-'68 "Batman" series, GGACP presents this ENCORE of a 2014 interview with the caped crusader of Gilbert and Frank's childhoods, the l...egendary ADAM WEST. In this episode, Adam shares memories of everyone from Gary Cooper to Jackie Gleason and jokes about some of his more “challenging” gigs (“Voodoo Island” anyone?). Also, Adam duets with Dino, makes history with William Shatner and pays Gilbert one of the greatest compliments of his career. PLUS: The origin of the Batusi! Liberace gets tough! Adam turns down the part of James Bond! And the Riddler goes to an orgy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hi, this is Gilbert Gottfried and this is Gilbert Gottfried's amazing colossal podcast with my co-host Frank Santopadri.
And I remember when I was a kid, the biggest show on the air was Batman.
That was a show every major star wanted to be on.
So, we got in touch with the great Adam West, who starred as Batman. So move aside, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, and Kristen Bale,
because now, on the 75th anniversary of Batman, we are speaking to Adam West!
speaking to Adam West! Hi, this is Gilbert Gottfried and this is Gilbert Gottfried's amazing colossal podcast.
I'm here with my co-host Frank Santopadre and now on the 75th anniversary of Batman, ladies and gentlemen, the only true caped crusader, Adam West.
Oh, thank you, Gilbert Grape.
Hey, it's wonderful to be with someone who's so alive.
That he is. You should sit six inches away from him. Hey, it's wonderful to be with someone who's so alive
Now we were talking before we got on
On the air that that we had met before and you remember meeting me. Yes, I do who could forget
Yeah,, you give
a wonderful impression.
Oh, thank you.
Because when you're off stage,
when you're normalized in a sense, you're so wonderful
with people.
Oh, wow.
You were nice to everyone,
including me.
Where was this? Was this at the Tonight Show?
Yes.
So, I was even nice to you.
Yes.
How strange.
The first time you guys met was at the Beverly Garland Hotel at a nostalgia show.
Well, yes. I think she's gone, isn't she?
Beverly? I don't know. I don't know.
Gilbert was there. He was accosted by the actress who played Snow White.
Yes, it was still Haunt My Nightmares.
Oh, what a perversion.
Now, now, let's get to... Now, you...
Okay, you worked in a movie.
The Outlaws is coming.
Well, thank you.
That's very nice.
However, I'm pleased and proud that I was because, you know, I've done a lot of strange movies,
but The Three Stooges remains, as you know, so popular.
And what was it like working with the stooges?
I don't care.
It was just send a check.
The thing is, they were very quiet, introspect characters off-camera. And then of course
when they got on you know what they did. But they were really sweet nice people. And at
the end of the movie, get this, Mo stood up after we had done everything in the plot of
the movie to save the buffalo, I sent in the old west.
Mo got up and said, OK, you're all invited to a buffalo barbecue at my place.
Kind of the way they were, Gilbert.
So you were eating buffalo with the three stooges.
Yes.
My life has taken a strange turn
But they were nice guys you say what all wonderful really and you know
Larry fine just sat around and never said much of anything and
Curly was a very nice. He spoke occasionally.
And Moe was the nicest person you'll ever meet.
Wow.
And the picture was directed by his son-in-law.
Oh, Norman something.
Not Bill Maher.
No, no.
Norman something. Yes, not who? Norman something.
Norman Moore.
And didn't you speak, Adam, when the Three Stooges were given their Walk of Fame star?
I was supposed to, but I couldn't. I was speechless.
I thought it's about time.
I thought it's about time. You also worked on, you worked on a few very strange movies.
You see.
Yes, yes I did, I'll admit it.
It's called survival.
Yeah, just hand me the check and let me get out of here.
Oh my God, you know what it's like, you have a family, you've got to make a living. Oh, pay the rent, pay the rent, whatever.
And I, I find that the worst,
the movie that comes along the bigger, the challenge,
and the more you've got to cook with it and try to bring something fresh,
which I certainly did in Zombie Nightmare.
Ha ha ha ha!
I saw like a trailer for Zombie Nightmare.
Yes, I think that's all we shot.
Yeah.
It looked like it was shot on someone's phone.
I know.
It was just awful.
But I've got to be honest, you know, when you have a family and you're struggling
to put kids through college, I couldn't be too elective of what I did.
And, um, you know, they offered me quite a bit of money to go to Canada
and work with a zombie.
And now what's popular on TV?
Walking Dead.
You were ahead of your time.
Yes, yes, of course.
I was walking dead. Now, speaking of another movie like that,
but with a bigger star connected to it, uh,
voodoo Island.
With, with Karloff.
You know, that was the first movie I ever did.
I was working on TV in Honolulu and, um,
they offered me the role of a radio operator in the jungle.
They said, in the plot, Boris Karloff comes through the jungle to meet you.
Well, I said, gosh, that sounds really good.
So they flew me into the jungle on Kawaii,
and I had to walk for a couple of days and then they left me.
They left her. Yeah, there was no Boris Karloff.
There was there was no one.
There was no one except mosquitoes and things.
Very scary nights.
So you never met Boris Karloff?
Well, only after I finished in the jungle and fought my way out.
A Filipino guy happened to be a few miles toward the shore,
and I borrowed his machete
for the producer.
But yeah, I got a chance to meet him.
And you know, you do these things.
Then the second movie, Lordy, I was hired to be a scuba diver on the top of a three-tiered boat anchored in
the Hanama Bay off the coast of Oahu. And on the cue from the German director, I and
four other scuba guys were supposed to jump from the top of the boat into the water and stay down while
somebody did something.
Well, I knocked myself out with my tank, but I happened to have the reflex of grabbing
a coral reef.
What was the name of that picture, Adam?
Well I can't tell you.
I may think of it.
I may think of it.
So that's the movie you almost died for.
You can't even remember.
No, but when I came up, the director said, oh my God, you are so brilliant.
You are the only one who stayed down for the tank.
Everybody else came to the surface.
He didn't know I was knocked out.
Now, here's a very strange one.
You were offered the part of James Bond after Sean Connery left.
You know, when I was doing Batman and even before,
and doing a few films immediately after,
I was in London and I had dinner with Mr.
and Mrs. Cubby Broccoli and a couple of other folks.
And I, at the end of the dinner, they looked at me and she said, you are the new James Bond.
And I said, Bond, James Bond. And what happened was I couldn't do it.
I had a contract that tied me down.
Can you imagine, Gilbert, guys, had I done Bond and Batman and then played drums with
the Beatles?
The three B's.
I would have been your go-to guy.
So contractually, you couldn't play James Bond?
No, I couldn't do it.
And but I also told told them in a nice way that I really was very grateful,
but I felt it should be a Brit.
And instead they hired an Australian at the time, right? George Lazenby.
Isn't that, no I think it wasn't a Roger at that time. I'm not sure.
No, George Lazenby was the next.
Yeah, yeah, then Lazenby. It was Lazenby when you were up for the part.
Okay, and you know what? That was a wonderful Bond film, I thought.
Now I'm not talking about Lazenby in any way,
but that film, wasn't it?
Honor, Majesty, Secret Service, something?
Tali Savalas.
Diana Rigg.
Yeah, that was really good.
It's a good one.
It's one of the best Bond films.
I think you're right.
And then he was one and done,
and the press savaged him because he wasn't a Brit.
And then Roger.
Yes, that's right.
I'd forgotten.
Who was an old friend of yours?
Roger and I started together Warner Brothers under contract.
Tell us a little bit about those days, Adam.
Tell us a little bit about your Warner contract and some of the things you did.
You did a lot of TV under that contract.
Maverick and Hawaiian Eye and 77 Sunset Strip. Yeah, it was the best learning
experience an actor could have because I worked every week playing different
roles and it was just a constant demand and I thought it was great that I had a
chance to learn from all those people.
Who was there with you at the time, with James Garner and Roger Moore?
Yeah, Jimmy Garner, Roger Moore and I were signed like the same day and who else? Will
Hutchins, Roger Smith, um...
Was it Connie Stevens? Jack Kelly, Connie Stevens, Bob Conrad.
That's a lot of talent.
It went on and on. But where are they now?
It's funny that people complain about the studio system, but...
You know, hearing you talk about it, it's like the idea of steady work for
an actor.
Bill, but you've really got it nailed.
It is.
And I can't think of a better way to loan your craft.
So you learned while you earned?
Of course.
I've been doing plays in Sacramento when I was working there briefly for the McClatchy
Broadcasting Company.
And when I was in Honolulu, I did Picnic.
And that's how I was, I guess you'd say, discovered.
And the two agents were there and they came to see the play because I had hired a friend
of mine to give me a pep talk and a hundred bucks to get off the beach.
Now you said you played drums with the Beatles?
No, he was fantasizing.
I was hoping that was true.
You know, I was too.
Don't you love those guys?
So you didn't fulfill the contract though, Adam, right?
You didn't stay there for the seven years on the contract.
No, no, because what happened?
Warner's lost their deal with ABC with all those western movies.
And so there just wasn't that much work.
And I knew that the time was coming when they were going to let us all go,
which they did. And so I began to freelance.
And eventually I got lucky again. And that's what this business is.
It's, you know, mostly luck.
And I connected with a production company
who was doing a film in Durango, Mexico, a Western,
with Chuck Connors as Geronimo,
the only blue-eyed Geronimo I ever met.
Anyway, so I played the young kind of cavalry officer
Anyway, so I played the young kind of cavalry officer good guy and when I got back the same producers were doing a series for NBC called The Detectives with the late Robert Taylor.
So they cast me as the kid cop.
And how long did you do the detectives?
Thirty-six hours in color.
And there was a writer's strike.
And I starved.
I mean, it wasn't easy.
It never is, you know, but but things began to work.
You know, you just keep pushing and you're persistent.
Maybe something happens.
Like zombie nightmare,
you tell us the the plot, do you remember the plot of zombie nightmare?
I don't think there was one. There you go.
There was.
There was some creature comes out of a hole.
And, my God, I thought I was Bill Murray in the film.
You once met or were coming on to Natalie Wood, I heard.
Talk about changing the subject here.
What was that, Gov?
With Natalie Wood.
No, there was nothing with us at all. We just went to dinner and I just sat there
and stirred my little cocktail in Hawaii with an umbrella.
Go on, Adam.
And lusted.
Wasn't she dating Raymond Burr at the time according to your book?
Yeah.
Now, that was a strange guy to date.
Well, I thought so.
I would never date him.
But I did his show.
But I'm sure Raymond Burr, as what I've heard, would have liked to have dated you.
Yeah, but I said, no, no, no.
You just moved that wheelchair away.
You know, it's like the guys in Hawaii discovered me when they saw the play picnic.
They said, kid, we can sell you in Hollywood.
And I said, well, that's that's really neat. That's nice
I was really a dweeb
That's great. Get your hand off my thigh
There was a very famous manager that you probably have read about or knew about it was one of them
But he had proclivities that I couldn't share.
Batman versus the casting couch.
I guess.
Now you were in Soldier in the Rain.
Yeah, you know, I did a few fairly good films.
They weren't all turkeys.
What's a good film?
Yeah, Soldier in the Rain and Marriage of a Young Stockbroker and The New Age.
I got really great reviews, but then I had to do the other things too.
I don't care what anyone says, laughs about what the critics do.
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Gleason when you made Soldier in the Rain, Adam? Anything? Well, the best. By
the way, when I was in the Army at Fort Monmouth in New Jersey, I happened to
scavenge a ticket to go to a honeymooners rehearsal because I love those
guys and I got into the rehearsal and he was so nice he spotted me in my GI uniform and
he came over and said hello and you know you don't forget those things.
That's great.
Well that's why I'm nice to you guys.
Yeah.
We were counting on it.
This is really fun.
You do such a good job.
You make me feel at ease.
Oh, we're happy to do that.
And Steve McQueen was in the movie.
Yeah, Steve and I were friends.
You know, I had a place out at a little shack out of Malibu because I did a lot
of surfing and I had a couple of motorcycles and Steve came to visit me on
the Batman set and, you know, we just kind of became friends and he was a cool guy.
And it was good.
And you met Gary Cooper and at a party in LA, Adam, and you said that was a kind
of a, a kind of a turning point for you.
Yep.
You can't do a lab brain on this.
He's doing it, Gary.
Yeah, I know.
Let me tell you guys, let me tell you something.
Gary and I, well, I'm his brother.
Gary, well, he used to play the radio out of his saddle.
He had a tuner, a knob on his saddle horn and he used to sit there
and listen to the radio. When he was doing these westerns, you know, he was probably one of the best actors working guys.
He really was.
There was nuance, there was a gentleness,
there was a toughness about him,
and a vulnerability.
Don't you have to have that?
So he talked that way in real life?
Yep. Ha ha ha ha ha ha name Adam West came from because you're
born William Anderson. Well my middle name is West and nobody knew where it
came from and so I looked in the mirror and I made a vow. I said, I will make that name famous worldwide.
Where did Adam come from?
The mirror cracked.
And I thought that's it.
Adam, just something I made up because four letters,
the same as West and a balance.
And I went around the studio a little bit, testing it.
And nobody forgot that name, Adam West.
And I thought, well, that's pretty good.
It fits on the marquee better than Billy West Anderson.
And Billy West Anderson was the first movie cowboy.
He was a Jewish cowboy from the Bronx.
I didn't quite measure up to this.
You know, so I said Adam West and they loved it
and that was it.
And you were in Alexander the Great.
With William Shatner.
Oh, please.
You were in Alexander the Great. With William Shatner.
Oh, please.
Yeah, you know, I'll tell you, Shatner and I did a pilot and he was to play Alexander
and it was the most expensive pilot ever shot at the time.
And I was to play General Kleander who was the wine woman and song general. Well, Bill was to
have the lead one hour and I would have the lead the next hour and so on. Well, the pilot
featured Bill as Alexander, of course. And, you know, I was okay. I had a few things to
do, but we had a great cast. Joseph Cotton,avetes on and on it was the worst damn script. I ever got
We had orgies eating rubber grapes
But we tried and Shander really tried he rode that Arabian stud across the desert like, oh my God.
Because when you think of Alexander the Great, of course you think of William Shatner.
Of course.
Can you do an imitation of William Shatner as Alexander the Great?
Well, I'm not sure.
Oh, God.
Hello.
Tell us about how William Dozier came into your life and everything changed.
Well, I was doing my spaghetti westerns in Italy and Spain, and I came back to the States to see my kids. And while I was there, very shortly after I arrived,
my agent got a call from Fox and ABC. And it was Bill Dozier's office, and he said,
I want to see this kid. And my agent told me, and I said, what is it? And he said, they're
doing this big thing out there called Batman. I said, come on, I'm trying to have a serious career here.
What are you doing?
And he said, they want to see you about playing Batman.
So I went out, I read that pilot script by the late great Lorenzo Semple, Jr.
I fell down 18 times.
I left my head off.
I said, I'm doing this.
So I said to the agent, if they sign me now,
I would love to test with whomever they elect to have Robin
because I want the chemistry right.
And indeed we did test, but I signed on the spot.
And Lyle Wagner was up for the part too, was he not?
Well, that's what I heard and I saw on the test,
but I don't know.
Uh-huh.
I don't know.
The screen test for both of you are actually on YouTube.
Yeah, but you know, it wasn't my test.
That's a strange thing.
And I guess Lyle found out later,
but they'd already assigned me.
Oh, I say it was Burt's test.
It was Burt's test because I wanted the chemistry right.
And I said, I wanted to test with this kid.
So we put on those silly makeshift costumes
and did the test.
I knew within 10 seconds that he was perfect for the role.
Now, Batman was one of those like tremendous hits back then
and it didn't last that long. It was one of those shows that was
a monster hit and it was only like what two years?
Yeah it was two and a half seasons. It was just like Star Trek
and they're the only two shows that have become iconic. Isn't that weird?
It must be my legs. You know guys in rocket ships and guys who run around in tights, it's amazing.
Guys in rocket ships and guys who run around in tights, it's amazing.
Well, Adam, you took the part,
reading in your book, you took the part very seriously
and you respected the role
and you actually researched the character.
Well, yes.
You know, I made it a point to read
the old Batman comic books because I knew
and we all agreed this was going to be an
homage to the Batman comics and DC comics. Well, at the same time we, Dorjir
and I and a couple of others, made up our minds that it would be a comedy.
Serious dashing for the kids, electric, but for the adults, you know, a laugh after another,
because of the exaggerated morality, stuff like that.
I remember an episode where you had a talk to the head of the bank or something,
and you're in a bank and they told you, Batman, step right ahead of the crowd.
And you said, no, I'll just wait here
with these other good citizens.
Yes.
Sounds like it.
That was, Gilbert, yes, that was the tone of the show,
which just knocked me out.
I thought it was really hilarious.
And for example, in the first episodes
with the
great Frank Gorshin is the red Lord.
You know when Batman walks into a discotheque
and he says I should wish to be conspicuous.
Haha and then she'll say John slips of a Mickey and his
orange years.
And he does totally abandoned. He just gets up and dances like a crazy man.
Now is that where you did that famous,
who came up with the famous Batman dance?
The Batusi.
Yes.
Oh, the Batusi, the dance craze of the world.
They're still doing it, John Travolta in movies. And what happened? I was driving in from my place to the studio and I happened to come across a page or two that
said Batman Dances. And I thought, well, I don't know, you know how you get those moments of cooking with
it.
And I said, I know what I'm going to do.
Because if he's, if he's been drugged, he could lose all of his careful studied moves
and attitudes. Now he's just another crazy hip hop artist.
By the way, you know my nephew Kanye West?
Oh, we didn't know that he was a relation.
Yes! Well, I can see the physical resemblance. Well, of course. I just did a rap
on a TV pilot with Ralph Garman and Kevin Smith.
It was very funny.
And I did a rap, I did Kanye West,
only very dramatically.
Can't wait to see it. Oh bitch.
Hey dude.
Oh bitch.
All I want is more bitches.
You know, it just went on like that.
With every word faithful to the thing.
You realize how ridiculous it is.
I never thought I'd be hearing Batman saying I want more bitches.
Oh Lord, listen, I have no taste.
Speaking of which, you are in Happy Hooker Goes to Washington. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, I'm sorry. That was a better one. Yes, and I was told,
I was told that it was gonna be really a comedy
making fun of all that stuff, a spoof.
And then they brought in a second unit
and they shot all that naughty stuff.
They inserted footage you didn't know about, huh?
They inserted footage that you weren't aware of.
Correct.
Interesting.
So you are basically, aside from being in bad movies, in porn also.
Oh my God, Gilbert Dunk.
Yes, I have agreed to and done my best in a panoply film.
But isn't it weird and such luck.
I am the most grateful actor in the world
that I've become an icon and there aren't many of us.
Now, when you were in Batman, it seemed like every star in show business wanted to be,
to a guest appearance on Batman.
Yes, half the time I didn't know when I went onto the stage,
who would be waiting to pop out of a window or something or who would be cast
For example, Jerry Lewis popped out of a window dick Clark
Milton Berle was you know, one of our villains
Liberace played a villain which was quite
Yes, which was quite a amusing. Oh my god he was two characters, the concert pianist
and a real mean villain when he walked around that stage for a week trying to be mean. And
I kept looking at him, I just couldn't believe this. He was going, hey
I'm a made guy and you just watch out
We should just clarify for the for the listeners Adam he played chandel He played a concert pianist based on himself, of course, and then he played his evil twin brother, Harry.
Yes, yes.
A very macho.
I'll tell you, our writers came up
with the darndest things.
Now, what did Milton Burl play on this show?
He played Louis the Lilac.
Louis the Lilac?
Yes.
You know, Milton liked to dress kind of strangely occasionally.
And the part was just really written for him.
And I have my paintings now that I do of all these characters.
Oh, you want to buy a painting?
But anyway, yeah, Louis the Lilac had flowers all over and you know, his hat and this and that.
But these people who were celebrities
and really fine actors and comedians and so on,
loved to do that show because it was a hot show, of course.
But they could watch it with their kids
and their grandchildren.
Like I remember watching the show
and I was always a big Jerry Lewis fan.
And when Jerry Lewis popped out of the window,
that was, so what do you remember about working with Lewis?
Well, it was very difficult.
From time to time.
20 seconds of film.
Well, Danny directed, or tried to, I don't know,
but I was always kind of the Dean Martin.
Well, you sang with Dean Martin, did you not?
Yeah, I did, and I was again lucky.
My God, I sang with Dean Martin.
I'd hosted the Hollywood Palace three times.
I introduced George Carlin.
I was looking at it online today.
It's the very young George Carlin before he,
before he let his hair grow and changed his image.
Yes, he really did, didn't he?
It was fascinating.
And Ray Charles was on the show.
You introduced Ray Charles.
One of my favorite guys.
Yeah, yeah, I did.
And I won't, oh.
Go on, please.
I remember when, even as like when you were two watching Batman,
when you and Robin would allegedly be walking up the side of a wall.
The Bat Climb.
Yeah.
It couldn't have fooled a half-witted one-year-old how they did it.
You know, one of the Adam West naked behind the scenes revealing all secrets, that's
the DVD that you could buy.
Anyway, what we did, we placed the building on its side
at about a six degree angle.
And then our capes were attached with fishing line filament
to give it a sense of gravity pulling at us.
And then we had a hop, skip and jump up the wall.
So it was not exactly George Lucas.
No.
Good morning, citizen.
Why, it's Dick Clark Robin.
I hear music coming through the window.
It must be the shamans.
I don't. Well, you know what was great about those cameos in the window, Adam, is not only celebrities
of the day, but characters from other series like Lurch from the Addams Family. Cross-promoting
ABC series pokes his head out of the window. And Colonel Clink. You have to ask each one
of them
what the hell they're doing in Gotham City.
That's right.
It was like Vegas.
What stays in Gotham, you know.
Now can I ask you, while on that topic,
of what stays in Gotham.
Uh oh.
Yeah.
You, you.
Be careful, Adam.
One.
Ha ha ha ha. One of the biggest villains on the show, Yeah. Be careful, Adam.
One of the biggest villains on the show, of course, was the Joker, played by the great
late Caesar Romero, who was a romantic lean, a great dancer and everything.
And I heard that he in real life was gay.
And I mean to quote Jerry Seinfeld, not that there's anything wrong with that.
But here's the rumor I heard.
And please tell me it's true.
Even if you've never heard this rumor, for God sakes, Adam, tell me this is true.
So far, I've never heard it. Okay. I heard Cesar Romero used to hire young boys
and he would stand there pull his pants and underwear down and they would fling
orange wedges at his ass.
I'd love to see the look on Adam's face, right?
Hello?
Yes.
Just say yes, Gilbert.
That's true.
I've heard more damn rumors around that town.
And Caesar, well, I'll tell you, I don't think I was that cute.
Caesar didn't make a play for me, all the others.
He was always a perfect gentleman. The thing about Caesar was he thought he was a great
Latin lover. And indeed, his career was based mostly on his mustache. At least that's what
he believed. He was very modest. And so he wouldn't shave it. So we said, well that's fine, just
put some white makeup over it toward the end of the day it'll pop out, it'll be funny.
He was always wearing a wristwatch of the Joker. Was there a story attached to that too?
I don't know, I never noticed.
I read somewhere that he got the wristwatch as a gift from the president of Mexico most bizarre things I've ever heard.
I think it's very funny. Welcome to the show, Adam. Well, it's wonderful fun. I had no idea when I answered this phone that I would be treated like that. No, that I would hear things like that. That's funny. That's funny.
Gilberto is a big fan of Vincent Price, Adam.
As a matter of fact, he has a death mask, or is it a life mask?
Yeah, I have a life mask of Vincent Price in my house.
I don't blame you.
Everyone should have one.
So what was, what was,
what was Vincent Price like to work with?
Well, he was, he was thoroughly professional and he,
he was a raconteur as you know, and he told a lot of stories and he,
he was a collector of stories and he he was a
collector of art and he would talk about his art occasionally I don't know art
who but he would talk about his art and you know he had a great sense of humor
because in one sequence we were throwing eggs at Egghead. Because he was Egghead, yes right.
Yes.
This wasn't like Caesar Amero in the army.
No, no, no.
Exactly.
And what happened was the egg fight got a little out of hand.
It got a little too ambitious
and we started throwing eggs at Vincent and they they were
rotten and they cracked on his head and so on and he began to pick up dozens of
eggs and throw them at the crew. Well this moment in time degenerated into the
worst messiest scene I think ever not seen on film.
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And the other famous one, you worked with, there was the Penguin.
Yeah, Burgess.
Yeah, Burgess Meredith, who starred in Mice and Men
with Lon Chaney Jr.
You remind me of Burgess a bit.
Wait a second.
I, hold on, hold on.
This was the first time,
this is the first time in my career, in my life maybe,
that I've been compared to Burgess Meredith.
Please tell me.
If I were directing that movie,
Nice Matter Whatever Again, some of the work is done.
I think I'd cast you.
Wow.
By the way, you would have made a really good penguin.
Oh, thank you.
You have no idea what an honor it is to have Batman
tell me I could have been the penguin.
Well, I'm just stunned listening to you now
because if you had a cigarette holder,
a long cigarette
with the ash falling and me smoking under my cowl, I'd believe you.
With your umbrella gas, oh my gosh.
And the monocle.
Don't forget the monocle.
Oh, the monocle and the long pointed note.
No, Gilbert, really, you could have played that role.
Oh, wow.
Very flattering.
This is a complete honor.
Oh, no.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You also would have made a disturbing Riddler, Gilbert.
Yes.
OK, now back to more filth and perversion.
Yeah.
This one...
Adam, please tell me this one's true.
I heard there was... you once were in an orgy,
and Frank Gorshin was there too,
and the two of you started yelling at each other in your characters.
Well, you know, what happened is we have goofy senses of humor.
I've got to be very careful here.
My wife just walked in.
Frank and I were invited.
It's okay, Marcel.
Frank and I were invited to a party in Hollywood and
it was after the day's shooting so we said, well let's go see what this party is and we
walk in, there's an orgy going on, you know, down a few steps in the middle of the living room and I looked at Frank
He looked at me and we started to laugh and we got into the characters. Well, we
We were kicked out of the orgy immediately
That wasn't nice I
Thought orgies were gentle people fooling around.
So Batman and the Riddler were kicked out of an orgy?
Don't tell anyone.
It's embarrassing.
So you never got a chance to partake?
No. No.
take? No, no. I have my own secret life. Adam, tell us about some of the people that wanted to do the series, like Frank Sinatra and Gregory Peck and Liz Taylor
and people that you never got to. Maybe the show was a rage and it was a
cool thing for somebody to be on the show was a rage and it was a cool thing
for somebody to be on the show,
play a villain or do a cameo.
Well, when Gregory Peck just told
that possibly he could play a villain.
I don't know what happened.
I really don't because those people wanted to do the show.
But Mike McLean and Bill Dozier
and those people did the casting.
I mean, it was wonderful to be surprised, you know,
when you go into the studio and you don't know
who the hell is gonna be standing there
in some really crazy costume.
Are there every kind of Hollywood legend on that show.
I mean, you work with Tallulah Bankhead, you work with George Sanders and Anne Baxter and
Otto Preminger and the list goes on and on.
And weren't they wonderful?
You know, it was Tallulah Bankhead's last show, last film before she passed on.
And she used to sit in the half dark back in a corner of
the stage, you know, between takes.
She had long weights and I'd walk over there.
Nobody spoke to her.
I don't know why, but I'd walk over there and I'd start a little conversation and she
was so nice.
She was lovely. But the one thing that struck me about her was the courage that
she displayed. You know, being that ill.
Mm-hmm. She played the Black Widow.
Yes.
Now, how many...
Oh.
Go on, Gilbert.
Oh.
Ask me about...
Where's that penguin laugh?
Yes. I love it. I'm getting a little frightened. Oh! He asked me, but... Where's that penguin laugh?
Yes, I love it.
I'm getting a little frightened.
Robin!
Where did you go, damn it?
Damn it, Robin!
Get your cowardly fights over here.
Um, it's...
Yes, really, Gilbert could do that. You must have been quite popular
with the ladies when Batman was on. Okay I know where you're going.
My wife just walked in for God's sake.
So tell us when she leaves
and I'll go back to my line of questioning.
What an excuse I just gave.
What a thing.
Yeah, go on.
How many people, how many actresses played Catwoman?
Three.
Yeah, I remember Julie Numar,
not Earth, Eartha Kitt.
Eartha Kitt. Eartha Kitt.
And who was the third?
Oh, Meriwether.
Lee Meriwether. Lee Meriwether.
Miss America.
Wow. Was a very good actress.
And she was in the feature film.
She wasn't in the series.
That's correct.
In the feature.
And then, and suingly, she did two or three series.
My gosh.
Oh yeah.
I think people would know her best from Barnaby Jones.
Of course.
And she worked a lot.
Tell us about Burt's infamous meeting with Bruce Lee, Adam?
Well, Burt likes to tell people that he's a master of, you know, martial arts, a super
black belt and I don't know, green belt, whatever.
And it was very, we played a little joke. We asked Bruce every time he walked past Bert if he would scowl and look as mean as he possibly
could, which he did for one week.
And I got to give Bert a little credit for being courageous, because when it came time
for them to get up and do their stuff, you know Burt did it and
Of course, it was choreographed. So nobody got hurt, but I would imagine Burt was scared to death
How would you like Bruce Lee?
Scowling at you every second
now I heard when when
When the show when the show yeah when the show was canceled NBC was interested in picking it up. That's true. And what what
was the reason why that didn't happen? Well they had gotten prematurely I don't
know they tore all the standing sets down, you
know, the stage and so on.
We had, you know, the Batcave, all that stuff was very expensive and rather large.
This was Wayne Manor and all those interiors, you know, the standing sets.
So they decided, that'd be too expensive.
And ABC...
Um...
Fox had done enough with 120 episodes
to go into reruns and recoup the money.
I see.
So they didn't really care if the series went on or not.
Correct. It's been playing, you know, for over 40 years globally.
By the way, I'm very big in China.
Really?
I speak Chinese with a very high voice.
And Robin.
Holy, holy, walk a moldy batman.
Robin speaks way down there
but
You know Batman and Lucy have been vying for first place in China for a long time
So the show is popular in China
China and Russia and know that and and they'll grad all kinds of places I get letters my cod and
These craven people
Now you're you're currently working on a
Family guy and yeah, I forget the name of your character
I wish I wish many would.
If I play Mayor West.
Yeah, you play Adam West, Mayor Adam West.
Adam West, Adam West.
Yeah, I was going.
I was thinking of asking you to sing that.
I remember.
Out of nowhere you started singing.
Gabriel, I did because everybody asked me to do that.
Why?
Did you come up with the melody?
I think it's Edelweiss.
It sounded like Edelweiss.
I think it is. That's what it is.
You guys got it immediately.
I am happy to see me.
Adam, how did Seth and Family Guy commit to your life? Well, Seth had written the pilot for me as an episode of Johnny Bravo,
which he was producing and writing at the time.
And we had kind of the same comedic sensibilities as you guys and I do.
And so he simply called and said, look, would you play mayor Adam West of Kohok?
And I read the stuff and I said, Seth, of course we had, we were good friends.
And I thought if I can do this, that insanely different mayor, bring it to life and retain a little bit of dignity. That's a challenge. So I did.
I don't know whether I retained dignity.
That's a wonderful character.
Thank you. Well, he's really mad. I mean, all you have to do is call on the quirkier
really mad. I mean,
all you have to do is call on the quirkier aspects of your
personality. Some of the dumb stuff I've done or thought, and, uh,
you know, kind of magnify that and it works.
And I remember there was an episode you're having an affair with Peter's daughter. Oh, and then there's Lois.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
Adam, speaking of unhinged characters, and I was telling Gilbert before we called you,
we were telling him about the wonderful Lookwell.
Oh golly. You know that's one pilot I've done. I've done about 12 I think. The one pilot that I
really really really wanted to see go because I got a chance to do comedy. Just outright comedy comedy, which I've always kind of had a leaning toward and
They loved it and then the head of NBC it was his favorite he passed away he died
Oh Brandon Tartikoff. Yeah, yes, and
So, you know Whatever happens with those things. I don't know but now they're playing it in
In movie houses even as the funniest
Pilots that never sold. It's wonderful. We should point out it was co-written by
Conan O'Brien
Yeah, and Gilbert's pal Robert Smygle you bet and Gilbert you could have played the character
So so you're basically telling me I could have starred as any character in movies or TV?
Except one.
And who is that one character? I think we know.
The Hulk.
The Hulk.
Okay. I don't know.
I don't know.
Adam, you're so great about sending up your character and sending up yourself. And Gilbert
and I also watched the Funny or Die short.
Oh, you did. We watched Batman's garage sale, which was wonderful
What what about the one or Adam West hits?
in other words
Oh god, it was funny for me to do I mean
The guy's sitting at the bar
You know a really sharp kind of place, and he's drinking his funny
drink and every woman chick, whatever, who walks by, he makes him play for him and he
always gets knocked out.
I don't know whether you saw that.
What is it called?
Is it on the web?
Well, it's Funny or Die.
Funny or Die, okay.
Adam West hits. I did a third one, which I played a hard-nosed film noir detective.
But yeah, those things are really funny to do.
You're great in them.
Well, thank you. They're a challenge and I love to do comedy.
We should wrap up and...
Well, I hope so.
Give poor Adam a break.
May I say, it's been one of the most festive occasions
I've ever been witness to.
Okay, so if I may,
you've completely 100 percent confirmed
that young boys would throw
orange wedges at Cesar
Romero's ass.
You know, I never really got to
know these people.
But now that you tell me these stories, I'm fascinated.
It's a shame I couldn't look in the window or something.
Look,
hey guys, I hope you got a fairly decent show out of me.
Oh great, great Adam. Let's mention quickly your pilot.
You're doing an animated
pilot with Rob Lowe? Yeah, you know it's a thing called Razzle and Dazzle or Dazzle
and Razzle, I'm not sure. And it's animated and it's really very funny, very good. And
I play Rob Lowe's stuntman father. You play as stunt man father.
Yes.
And he's a,
the sparring stunt man who keeps screwing up.
But I don't know what's going to happen with that. You know,
I just went in and did it. We'll see what happens.
And you're, you seem busier than ever.
Cause you also have a show on the Travel Channel.
Yeah, it's called What You Get For The Money With Adam West.
Who plays Adam West?
Well, guess. And we travel all over the world and film strange things, you know, that cost money.
And how much money and what you actually get for your money.
Interesting. When does this debut, Adam?
I think
maybe it has on the Travel Channel.
Okay.
I don't know. Jesus, you guys, I don't even watch.
Hahahaha!
We appreciate your honesty.
Well, you know, I just go in and do the damn thing and send a freaking chat.
We should point out that this is the first time in November that the original Batman
series is going to be available on DVD, which a lot of fans have been waiting for a long
time.
Thank you.
I tell you, I'm so happy about that because they have been, and I'm constantly asked,
when is it coming out?
When is it coming out?
And it will be November 11th,
and it's gonna be Blu-ray, high-def, whatever you say,
all kinds of pixels and electrons running around.
I don't, you know, modern times,
it'll be beautiful to watch.
You'll be even bigger in China now, Adam.
Gosh, I hope so.
Do you go out to China a lot?
Well, I spent week as there.
We.
I love that, I love that Szechuan chow.
No, I've only been once. I love that. I love that Szechuan Chao.
No, I've only been once.
I'll never go back.
And and and you've confirmed also that you've been in perverted sex acts with Frank Gorshin.
Don't say that. The only perversion we had was running out of the house.
We were kicked out. Said you ain't going to the aisle, old jebaber.
Oh my god.
Well, this was an honor to be able to... Thank you. Oh my god.
Well, this was an honor to be able.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you.
You're a great sport, Adam, I gotta tell you.
Well, I hope so.
You know, this is a tough racket.
And if you can't look at it with some kind of realism
and humor as you guys do, you might as well get out.
A lot of people wish I would get out.
Well, I was about to say that.
Are you kidding?
You are one of a kind.
That he is to to have the greatest
Batman of all time.
Tell me I could have been the Penguin.
Oh, it's just what an honor
Well, it's it's true gilbert because there are certain things with movement voice quality
attitudes
Sense of humor. Yes, you could have done that
See, I I wish my agent
Feel the same way you do. Wait a minute, I just got a wire from him.
He died.
He died.
No.
If he's like mine.
Anything else you want to plug Adam?
AdamWess.com?
Yeah, AdamWess.com.
Thanks for mentioning that, you guys.
Sure.
And AdamWestNaked DVD, where you tell many, many anecdotes about the shooting of Batman,
the filming of Batman.
Yes, and that'll be part of the new Batman Blu-ray DVD.
Great.
In addition to standing on his own. And then I'm painting and I've got
stuff in galleries and it's moving a bit. And I want to send you a
picture of one of my paintings. Oh my god yes! This I call space- I can't do it.
Space archaeology.
Space archaeology?
Yes.
My wife says, what is that?
I say, I don't know.
I just paint my dreams.
And you paint Batman villains? Is that...
Do we have that correct?
Yes, I've got a series of those. Maybe I'll put them on my website.
Oh, absolutely.
And...
No, and you admit, you fully admit to throwing orange wedges at Caesar Amerizas.
Good God, no!
Oh God.
I'll never look at another orange. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lot of fun really really fun you've been a ton of fun thanks for doing it well let you go oh you've been such a great sport so much fun thank you Gilbert we've
been listening to the greatest Batman of all time Adam West this has been Gilbert
Gottfried's amazing colossal podcast with my co-host, Frank Santopadre, and we've been
talking to the greatest Batman of all time, Adam West.
Thank you again, Adam.
Thanks, man.
Thanks, Adam.