Gil's Arena - Gil's Arena Throws A Spooky Scary Halloween Special
Episode Date: October 31, 2024Gil's Arena Goes ALL OUT For A Halloween Special as Gilbert Arenas & The Gil's Arena Crew enter the arena for a spooky edition of your favorite hoops and culture podcast. Fighting off zombies and othe...r horrors Gil & the Crew react to Bronny James' big night as the young Los Angeles Lakers superstar scored the first points of his career and entered the record books alongside his father, LeBron James despite the Lakers getting rocked by the Cavs. Then, they break down the most recent showdown in a budding rivalry between Victor Wembanyama and Chet Holmgren debating how far away the San Antonio Spurs are from making it so these dynamic 7 footers can face off in the NBA Playoffs. Next, The Gil's Arena Crew react to Karl Anthony Towns & The Knicks listening to their advice from earlier this week and allowing KAT to look like the all star he is in his biggest performance in New York so far. Finally, they examine the NBA's punishment to the Philadelphia 76ers over Joel Embiid's Load Management and break down Zaccharie Risacher's recent comments surrounding the difficulties of adjusting to the NBA as a young scorer. Please leave us a like and subscribe!!! Gil's Arena Crew - Gilbert Arenas, Josiah Johnson, Rashad McCants, Kenyon Martin, Nick Young, Lexie Brown & Brandon Jennings Gil's Arena Merch is Available NOW at http://gilsarenamerch.com/ Use code GIL10 for 10% off your SeatGeek order https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/GIL10 Sign up for Underdog Fantasy HERE with promo code GIL and get up to $1000 in Bonus Cash and A FREE Pick: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-gi... SUBSCRIBE: / @gilsarena Join the Underdog discord for access to exclusive giveaways and promos! / discord Intro 0:00:00 Show Start 0:01:57 3 Things To Survive A Zombie Apocolypse 0:07:19 New Starting 5 Cast 0:20:25 The Crew Debates If Wemby Has Game 0:38:50 Bronny's 1st Bucket 1:10:23 Mr B Restarts The Celtics #1 Option Debate 1:29:33 ZOMBIES ATTACK 1:39:35 The Big Bodega FINALLY Arrives In New York 1:45:31 There's Nothing You Can Do To Increase Athleticism 2:01:07 MostlyFans 2:23:13 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Wow, that's entertaining.
Look at all of us, okay? You know.
Got our costumes, good to go. Ready to go.
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So how you get them scars on your face?
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We are turnt up.
We appreciate y'all pulling up for this special episode of Gil's Arena.
As always, we got the legend.
It is Gilbert Arenas here with us.
AKA Beetlejuice.
It's showtime.
And our entire L.A.-based cast
pulled up to celebrate this momentous occasion.
No, not Halloween.
The Los Angeles Dodgers winning their eighth World Series title.
Overcoming the odds and unruly Yankees fans to bring another chip back to the city of Dodgers.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it.
Shout out Mookie and them.
Shout out. Gentlemen's sweet. Everybody. You know. Did it politely. We did it. We did it. Shout out Mookie and them. Shout out.
Gentleman's sweet.
Everybody, you know, did it politely out of respect for the East Coast.
But we got WNBA champion Lexi Brown.
Getting her cheerleading off.
The man you normally know at Cemetery, Larry, Rashad McCants,
but today he's a little bit different.
Look at this.
I always got to wait for it.
Look at the middle finger.
Skeleton has a special message for all the haters out there.
On this side, uh-oh, we got the man normally
known as Kenya Martin, but...
Everyone's really
in character today.
And we got Mr. B, Brandon Jennings
back in the arena.
Brandon, who are you dressed
as? Hey, no, this is
Julius Jones from Vampire in Brooklyn.
A.K.A. Kadeem Hardison.
Yes.
Lost my hands.
Oh, that belongs to you.
I lost my hands.
You lost my hands.
And we got another very special guest pulling up shortly.
Oh, man.
Just getting right in the back.
Well, Halloween's finally here, and to celebrate all week,
we've been dedicating a day in the arena
to each member of our cast.
Today's theme is the zombie apocalypse.
Oh.
In honor of Lexi.
You didn't know?
I didn't know.
You didn't get the memo?
It's a zombie day.
Or a Joker day.
As y'all may remember.
Y'all don't want to be a part of my theme?
Last season, we had Lexi's arena.
No, they're Jokers.
Dead Jokers, though. We didn't get the memo. We didn my theme last season. We had Lexi's arena. They're Joker. We didn't get their Joker though
We didn't get we didn't get them off
No, it's the zombie version of the Joker. I thought it was
Few minutes away from a special guest pulling up here.
The dad joker part.
Yeah.
You know, a little extra doubt.
That's the anxiety.
The anxiety joker.
I'm the you owe me money joker.
Yeah.
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But here's what's cracking in the arena today.
LeBron and Bronny
officially etched their names in the record books as
the highest scoring father and son duo in
league history. But how
concerned should the Lakers be with their two game
non-winning streak? Start to show off
with this. Two game non-winning streak. We gonna talk about it?
The big bodega came through with his best game of the season.
Is Cat finally finding his fit with the Knicks?
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Yeah. Big purr.
Meow.
And Wimby and Chet met for the fourth time
in their young NBA careers.
How far are the Spurs away from making this a real rivalry?
Wimby had a little
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I blame the team and society.
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So the theme for today, as I mentioned,
is zombie apocalypse.
So based out how things are going in the world right now,
a zombie apocalypse might be coming sooner than expected.
It's getting real out in the field.
What are three things you need to survive a zombie apocalypse?
Mr. Jones, we're going to start.
Three things.
What do we need to...
Three things you would need if a zombie apocalypse was coming.
Three things you would need to sustain and survive.
I mean, a gun, of course.
And a female.
Okay.
Excuse me?
I'm gonna be...
Oh, you wanna die.
He's trying to die.
He said survive.
He said survive, not die first.
You wanna die first.
Might as well get one off before you tap out.
Yeah, right, exactly.
I'm definitely getting that off.
He's gonna die. He's surviving.
He's playing.
Die happy.
And he said, a gun to female,
what would be the third thing you'd need to survive?
A zombie apocalypse.
I don't know.
Wheat?
Some wheat, hey.
So no food.
He's just chilling.
He's chilling till the end.
Technically food.
He's chilling till the end.
We need food in the right condition.
Okay.
Chill until the end.
Definitely keeping warm.
Let's shift over to you, Kenya.
What are three things you need to survive a zombie apocalypse?
Water.
OK.
That'd be.
Got to hydrate.
Do we have endless supplies of these things?
And so there's a third thing.
There's got to be one singular thing.
I mean, Kenyon, you can do what you want.
You are the judge.
So, endless amounts of food.
Okay.
Water, food, and a bunker.
Makes sense.
Let's move to this side.
Okay, we can go to Beetle.
Beetle juice, Beetle juice, Beetle juice.
Costco?
You need a Costco.
A whole Costco.
A whole Costco.
That means I get everything in there, right?
The bunker, the food, the water, and all that.
Sample.
You need a Costco.
A whole Costco.
A whole Costco.
That means I get everything in there, right?
The bunker, the food, the water, and all that.
Sample everything.
I need a machete.
A Costco with the machete be at Costco?
No.
They don't sell machetes at Costco.
So I need a machete for my weapon,
because the gun and the bullets, and that's
a whole other problem.
Aren't there bullets in Costco?
Nope.
There might be a machete at Costco. Depending on where you are. I'll check. I feel like it depends on where you're at. Bullets and that's a whole nother problem
Got that and
My 25 year old knees
I'm gonna do a lot of running
I'm gonna do a lot of running
in the way to it You know? I'm gonna do a lot of running right here. In the middle of the twin-twin. Alexi?
Honestly, I wouldn't really wanna survive an apocalypse.
Okay, that's fair.
You just wanna survive?
That's fair.
I'm out.
So you don't even need to do that.
She said, I'm out.
Come get me.
I'm done.
She need a boat.
Just open the door.
See, see?
You know what?
I wanna die peacefully.
That's exactly why you shouldn't pick a female.
He's going to jeopardize the whole mission.
She just surrendered herself.
That's what I'm saying. She just said, yeah.
It ain't me.
It ain't me.
I'm still alive.
When it's all over, then what?
Zombies can't swim.
So give me a boat.
Don't want that.
I don't want that responsibility.
Give me a boat.
I don't want to live on a world that is not a world no more.
Take me.
Zombies can't swim. I might do a boat.
Take me away.
How come zombies can't swim?
Oh, yeah, with a boat.
A boat, yeah.
Okay, well, no.
I still don't want to survive.
But if I did want to survive, a boat with food and water.
Just a regular boat, a yacht, a cruise line?
A nice yacht.
Okay.
With my family.
And my family.
Yeah.
Give me a fishing vessel. Initially, I don't want to survive it at all. Eating fish all day. And my family. Yeah. Give me a fishing vessel.
Initially, I don't want to survive it at all.
I'll say, we're going to be eating fish all day.
Just like Jesus.
Absolutely.
Move over to Shaq.
I like the boat.
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Championship Charles as well.
Three things you need to survive a zombie apocalypse.
A military base.
We'll have everything you...
all the things previously listed?
Yeah, everything in one.
Um...
A helicopter.
Tess?
A helicopter.
And gas.
Tess, I'm gonna keep it real with you, Sean.
As soon as you said a helicopter,
I was wondering how you were gonna feel with this helicopter.
With gas.
It was gas. All right, stay up in the air. Give me my military base, a helicopter, I was wondering how you were going to fuel this helicopter. With gas. It was gas.
Stay up in the air.
Give me my military base, my helicopter, my gas.
I feel like the military base may have a helicopter, but the gas, you know, need the fuel, of course.
He did.
He ain't going to eat no nothing.
Food.
No, no, we got food.
The military base.
This is the United States.
That's not how it works.
We have a special guest pulling up to this Halloween edition of Gil's Arena.
Oh my God. Do-do-do-do-do-do. Oh! Oh! Wow. We have a special guest pulling up to this Halloween edition of gills arena
The way it is crazy Hey, Jamone! Yes. Jamone. I appreciate the curl. NBA champion Nick Young in his thriller mode.
So, Nick, ask the rest of the couch.
God, I ask you, what are three things you would need
to survive a zombie apocalypse?
Uh, shit.
Work, uh...
A female, right?
You got to.
Work singular or the...
Thank you.
The work plural?
Right, by myself.
I'm by myself.
Jack off.
About to die anyway.
Get it in.
Zondy might start looking good to me.
I don't see it.
Thurla, for real, just doing it.
Just out there like this with the mother...
This is so...
The work.
Yeah.
Yeah, and tissue.
I got to wipe my ass.
I'm not going out there to wipe my ass.
Can't go out with a dirty butt.
Yeah.
Respectable.
Probably some liquor or something.
OK.
Some liquor.
No, the work, not liquor.
One particular. What is it?
Hennessy.
I'm a black man.
Hennessy.
I'm a black man.
The word tissue and Hennessy.
He definitely gonna need some tissue for drinking Hennessy.
Oh, fuck no.
Tissue and Hennessy go hand in hand.
So work, tissue, and Hennessy.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Why do tissue and Hennessy go hand in hand?
He drink regular Hennessy.
I have no problem with Hennessy, but it has to be
Paradis, Timeless, Chard.
He drink V.S. Mm. Mm.
He don't even O.P.
Yeah, my Hennessy is at every liquor store.
Every one.
Every one.
I can go to any corner.
Absolutely. Only if you wait.
Wherever you going, you can make a stop.
Here's a serious question.
The chat said it.
Oh.
Are you taking your girl or a new girl?
You trying to set me up, huh?
Of course I'm going to take a new girl.
My man.
You know what I mean?
I'm not bringing them old problems to the apocalypse.
I jumped out the other foot.
Shit.
You want to argue every day?
Blame it before the apocalypse.
It's your fault.
It's your fault I'm dead.
It's your fault they chasing us.
Yeah, yeah.
New work tissue and Hennessy.
Okay.
Important distinction there.
You know, you got to have fun before you...
You ain't going to last that long, man.
That's why it's called survive, man.
Survive.
We're going to survive by themselves.
You seen I Am Legend?
Got the boat.
That was fun. That was fun.
It was tigers and shit on land.
We talking to the whole...
You said talking to the mannequins.
Talking to the mannequins, man.
You got whole friends, man.
Friendships develop.
You just balling you.
Yeah, and the dog.
Good shit. Roscoe? What's up?
Castaway works in I Am Legend, though. The island. Yeah. No, they kill the dog. Good shit, Roscoe. What's up? That's the way it works in I Am Legend, though.
The island.
Yeah.
No, when they kill the dog.
In the legend, you know, you can hit the Costco.
The dog didn't even survive that movie.
Yeah.
Hey, listen.
All dogs gotta go to hell.
You gotta be able to produce.
Quickly, we'll go around the couch.
We'll start on this side with you, Shad.
Who on the couch would you want to be paired with if you did have to survive a zombie apocalypse?
You get to pick one person on this couch.
Josiah.
Josiah, I knew.
I knew we were here.
I'm going to host my ass off in a zombie apocalypse.
So yeah, we're going to moderate.
We're going to moderate.
Moderate the zombies?
Yeah, stay over there, stay over here.
Every one of those zombies is going to be on the underdog app.
Yeah, you was the only one picking me.
The promo code gift.
And the two on two, so I had to turn it over.
Right, we're getting these pickups.
Everybody else is going to die.
I appreciate you.
Lexi, who on the couch would you want to be paired with
if you had to survive?
Either Gil or Kayden, based on y'all's answers of surviving,
they're the ones that really made sense to me.
Considering I don't plan on surviving,
I'll just hang out with y'all on your Costco and eat.
That's nice.
So, yeah, Gil.
Gil, who on the couch would you want to be paired with?
I got the work.
You're here.
I know, I mean.
I got the work.
You got the new work.
You got everything.
New work, Henny.
Going to kill him.
Y'all going party, I see.
One of us gotta go.
See?
Can you?
That's why you wouldn't be hearing nobody.
One of us gotta go.
Neither one of these children for sure.
Absolutely not.
I know who I'm not taking.
Probably shot.
He, uh, he...
You're gonna be too strong-minded, motherfucker.
He's smart.
He's smart.
No, he's smart.
He thinks.
He gonna figure it out.
Yeah, we gonna brainstorm this thing through.
You're gonna be arguing the whole time.
No, you do it like this.
No, no, no.
You do it like this.
Y'all are gonna argue the whole time.
What do you mean?
Brother polite. No, no, knowledge. He gonna be my uncle a few times. Knowledge. He gonna be like this. No, no, no. You do it like this. Y'all are gonna argue all the time. What do you mean? Brother polite. No, no.
Knowledge.
He gonna be my answer a few times.
Knowledge. He do it like this.
He gonna hit me on the side of the head
with this phone a couple times.
But I'm gonna get it right.
You have to carry it.
I'm gonna get it.
Peaky in the brain.
Get it right.
That ain't the idea.
Sometimes it ain't getting along.
Gotta knock him out to make him agree.
I got you, Colts. I got you.
Yeah, he's gonna wake up
and he's gonna be alive still. I'm still agree. I got you, boss. I got you. He's going to wake up and he's going to be alive still.
I'm still here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mr. Big, who would you want to be paired with?
You already got your girl.
You said a girl, right?
So you don't need me.
On the couch.
You don't need me.
You don't need me.
Huh?
You don't need me.
We don't need to be double-digging this shit.
That's worse.
All right.
So I'm going to just pick a girl. I'm'm just gonna go with Lexi then, another girl.
We can use her as bait.
We can use her as bait.
She wanna go anyway, so when she's...
No, no, no, no.
I wanna go on my terms.
Bitch, bitch, bitch, she gonna have to go.
Right, right, I'm just saying.
She gonna get a sacrifice.
Somebody got sacrifice.
I got a sacrifice.
I got a sacrifice.
She gonna get tired of seeing...
She gonna get tired of seeing his or his or B's.
It's bait.
It's bait.
It's bait.
It's bait.
It's bait.
It's bait. It's bait. It's him. It's fake. It's fake.
It's fake.
It's fake.
It's fake.
You're right.
When y'all get messed up and be like,
somebody got to stop and save us while we get away.
That's you.
Y'all go without me.
She don't want to survive it anyway.
I'm going to fall.
I'm going to fall.
You don't want to survive it anyway.
And you faster, too.
Going to trip you.
Pusher.
Y'all hate me, I guess.
You said you wanted to die. You said you wanted to die. I didn't say I wanted to trip you. Pusher, pusher. Oh, shit. I guess. You said you wanted to die.
You said you wanted to die.
I didn't say I wanted to be sacrificed.
But you said die is die.
Death is death.
You gonna die how we gonna do the time.
See, in our interpretation, you said you would.
Take one for the team?
We heard you ready.
You ready.
You ready to go.
All right, go ahead.
We ready to escape. Stay right there go ahead. We ready to escape.
Stay right there.
Stay right there.
Say less.
Run that way.
It's going to take 30 minutes to eat you.
We're going to be gone by that time.
That's all we heard.
Run that way.
Say less.
And Nick, last but not least, who would you
want to be paired with?
Shit, not with brother knowledge.
I don't feel like they're going to be punking me all day.
I just, yeah. So he ain't trying to leave. No, no, no all day. I just... Yeah. Tap out.
So he ain't trying to live with you.
No, no, no, no.
Nick, I said close the door!
I don't want to... It didn't feel like a dad.
I don't want a dad.
Dad's gonna see that.
That's the thing, dad's gonna help your ass live.
He gonna live a little longer.
He gonna live longer. Right?
Because do what I say.
Mm-hmm.
Gil's gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna go with Gil. He's Gil's going with... I'm going to go with Gil.
He's going to figure it out.
Of course you all going with Gil.
I'm comfortable.
I done been in zombie situations.
I done got your ass out.
A lot of dead situations.
He already been in a situation.
Y'all definitely going to survive it.
No, y'all definitely going to survive it.
These two, they already been through a lot.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It'all definitely gonna survive it. Yeah.
No, y'all definitely gonna survive it.
These two, they already been through a lot.
Oh, my God.
The shit he done.
Y'all done see the shit we done survived.
Y'all done see that Dodger fan blow his hand off.
Y'all done just see the Dodger fan.
With the what, some fireworks or what?
Yeah.
He was trying to blow the fireworks,
blew his whole hand off.
Oh, shit.
That's them two.
We don't need this.
Dumb and dumb.
We don't need all four.
You got one, I got one.
They might think I'm a zombie.
My man over here.
Come out there now.
They only got one finger left.
A worthy sacrifice for the World Series Champions
of the World.
The World Series Champion of the World, Dodgers.
All right, but let's keep this thing moving.
Many of you have seen Starting Five on Netflix.
There were reports that we were supposed to be involved in it.
I heard my voice.
I don't know about y'all.
They came here and filmed.
Made us stay after work.
Made us stay after work, for sure.
We gave them quality content.
They said, not quite yet, ladies and gentlemen.
Not quite yet. The show is coming back for a said, not quite yet, ladies and gentlemen.
Not quite yet.
The show is coming back for a second season.
Participants have been reported already.
So season two of Starting Five will reportedly feature Tyrese Halliburton,
James Harden, Kevin Durant, SGA, and Jalen Brown, the new Starting Five crew.
So they'll be followed by cameras all season long.
Hopefully we get some exclusive access into Jalen Brown's mentality after the Lakers beat the Celtics in six in the NBA finals.
But who's the most interesting member of the new starting five crew?
None of them.
Not a near nutter?
James be James on there.
I want to see that.
We've seen that already. We've already seen that. I want to see that. We've seen that already.
We already seen that.
I haven't seen it, seen it.
Probably James.
Kevin Durant.
We already seen it.
James can't be James.
KD can't be KD.
Jalen Brown is on a shot.
I think this is capped.
I think the starting five shit is capped, though.
Because you can't even be yourself.
Yeah, I mean, not that part.
So therefore, he can't be him.
If you ain't flagrant?
He can't be him. Jalen Brown might be good. But those So therefore, he can't be him. If you ain't flagrant?
He can't be him.
Jalen Brown might be good.
But those are two...
You ain't flagrant.
He gonna be...
No, I think with Katie
and Harden,
I think they get
to tell their frustrations
about how they've been
viewed this time.
You're talking about
somebody like James Harden
who's done what he's done
and nobody really
respects the work. So I think he'll be, who's done what he's done, and nobody really respects the work, right?
So I think he'd be speaking about, you know,
all the work he put in, the rules he changed,
and he gets no love for it.
I mean, that's fine. You got a way.
Do you want to waste the time for that?
Do you want to waste the time complaining about the love
you don't get? That's what I'm saying.
Like, what? Yeah.
Why? He needs to.
Why? Yeah.
He is respected, though.
That's not gonna get you love, though.
Complaining about the love you don't get don't get you love
Was it don't Russell do his own shit for that? He ain't trying to get compared with all that at all
She is the sleeper
But I agree with that though. Like I don't want to hear about like we his game is respected
No, he just didn't win. That's all. The only thing James don't have is a ring. Man, James made the playoffs every season in his career.
No, I know, but I'm saying this.
All he, he just don't have a ring.
That's it.
So I'm not saying he's not a winner.
Okay.
But they make fun of him every time he loses.
You like this better than, like you like this five better than the first five?
I didn't watch the first five.
Yeah, I didn't watch it.
Yeah, I didn't watch it.
I didn't watch it.
Because you, I might as well say it.
I watched it before. Yeah, say it.
I, well, it's no surprise y'all that I don't watch reality TV.
Mm.
This is reality TV.
Mm.
Because it's fake.
Mm-hmm.
Them dudes not being themselves.
It's for the camera.
So, I'm not finna watch your representative on this fucking TV for these people.
That's just not, I'm not that.
I've never watched reality TV and not gonna get into it
because you put five basketball players.
It's for entertainment.
I give this for other people.
I'm not shitting on the idea.
It's great for the fans to get a somewhat glimpse into their,
some stars' lives.
I understand that part of it, just like the quarterback.
I understand it, but for me, it's not understand that part of it. Just like the quarterback, I understand it.
But for me, it's not real.
It's cat.
And I've been presented to do reality TV and certain things,
and my wife has as well.
I'm just not into that, staging shit.
We need you to act like that.
I'm not going to do that.
That's why, like, we know who the person is in James Harden.
We know him.
We know who Kevin Durant is outside of basketball.
They can't be themselves because that's not what the public knows.
So, therefore, I get it.
They want to give a somewhat glimpse, but James can't be him.
James can't get on the plane right after the game and fly to fucking Vegas and nobody
judge him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right?
That's what we want to see.
That's what we want to see.
We know that.
We, but...
You don't think you can do that?
No.
No.
Sorry.
You don't think you can do that?
I don't.
Anthony Edwards, I seen Anthony Edwards.
He was acting up a little bit.
Yeah, he did not get the memo out there.
That's his normal.
That's what I'm saying.
But at this stage, you think... He's 22, 23 years old.
...about what people think?
I think so.
So people with Judge James, yo,
you should be trying to win a championship
other than doing these things, so...
So his criticism comes with him being him.
That's why he needs a show.
Every time he do something, there's always criticism.
Well, we already know that.
This helps it.
Yeah, that's a...
For them to really get this shit popping...
What the...
They need kids who won't get judged
because they're still young enough to fuck a lamello ball.
You put him on here.
Not no more. He needs it.
Nah, not yet.
His fucked up part, he passed that.
You want to see Ja.
They want to see lamello.
They want to see, like, I'm just saying.
I want to see Ja.
I want to see mellow.
I would have rather seen Ja when he was getting into trouble
so he could really talk.
Talk and then fight his way through it.
You fall all the way through it.
Somebody show me the real work ethic that was similar to the guy that I seen.
I want to see that.
I want to see behind the scenes of your work ethic.
All this outside in the club and all that,
that's for the young kids who don't want
to take this sport serious.
Show me the real work.
Show me why you in the starting five.
Why we on here looking at you?
Because you're going to show us your fashion,
your outfit.
I don't care nothing about none of that.
How many shots?
Let me see them shots go in.
Let me see you missing them shots.
Let me see them defensive slides.
Let me see them denies.
We talking about starting five like
we ain't talking about our business, our industry.
As I say, don't cheat the game. You're going to go
out here, do the reality show
and you not being real because you're supposed
to be in the gym for those 12 hours.
That should be your regimen. Who's behind the start five?
Who's behind the start five? These are producers
on that.
Uninterrupted, I believe, Obama's company and
Peyton Manning's Omaha Productions, if I'm not mistaken.
No, but see, that's what I'm saying.
What you want to see, a star player's not gonna show you that.
Not at all.
Kobe Bryant ain't showing you his work ethic.
But he has.
He has. No, he's not.
No, he's not. He has.
He did it in use.
That's what I'm saying. He did it in use.
He showed you. It was later, though.
That was later.
While he was playing.
He showed you what he wanted to see.
And he showed you my work ethic.
I'm in the gym, 4 AM.
It said it at the bottom.
4 AM.
Black and white.
That ain't his work ethic.
That was when he was hurt, too.
That was when he was hurt.
That ain't his work ethic.
Shabba, hear me out.
We already knew that.
The public knew.
The players knew. But the players' message was already out there Yeah, we already knew that yeah
He worked at those hours already right Mm-hmm people already knew when God when it was in Vegas for the limb is God's coming from the club and he going to
The gym they never write it look like that's not gonna show you
We watch stuff right you can? You can go right now on YouTube and look at Steph's workout, right?
Right.
Is that Steph's actual workout?
Yeah.
No.
No, no, no.
No, but that's what he does.
So he has a workout that he shows the world.
Like everybody else.
And then when the camera's off, he has his real workout.
Yeah, the same workout.
Right?
Because he don't want you to be him.
You be you.
You do what you do.
Why am I going to give you a glimpse on what makes me great?
I'm not going to give you the blueprint to what makes me great.
That's not going to happen.
You need to find out for yourself.
Why not?
Every leader does.
No.
No, they don't.
No, they don't. No, no. Every leader does. No! No, they don't. No, no, no. Then why...
Every leader does.
Hey, how many...
Did you see that?
You see when I talk?
You see when I talk?
You see when I talk?
You see when I talk?
You see when I talk?
Man, chill the fuck out.
You see when you go against me, what happen?
You see what happen?
All you gotta do is listen.
Bro, what the fuck?
You scared me too, nigga.
I didn't know it was going all that.
I didn't know it was going all that.
I didn't know it was going all that.
Yeah.
You supposed to know. I didn't know it was going to do all that. Yeah, you're supposed to know.
I didn't know it was going to do all that.
The body bag is next.
The body bag follows.
Oh, shit.
Yo.
I didn't know it was going to be $200 suit.
God damn it.
Hey, you need to slow down.
Yo, can I take this home after we get done?
Yo, I'm not going to front.
That's. Hey, man. My heart. Yo, can I take this home after we get done? Y'all not gonna find out. That thing is crazy.
Yo, I scared.
Hey, man.
My heart.
It's a big, big whoop.
I did not know something was going to come up like that.
That scared me.
No, I'm not going to find out.
I really didn't.
I was startled.
I didn't even blink.
I don't know what it was doing.
So, can y'all have something to admit?
No.
So, we've known for the past few weeks that this was going to happen.
We were setting you up.
I was.
We didn't know what your reaction was going to be. Happy you up. We didn't know what your reaction was gonna be.
Happy to see.
We didn't know if you was gonna be straight-faced,
if you was actually gonna be startled.
No, that should startle me.
I'm a little jumpy.
I ain't gonna lie.
That caught me off guard.
I'm like, what's next?
Yeah.
Yeah, because it's been that the whole time.
It ain't done nothing.
It ain't did nothing.
I ain't even know it had lights or nothing on it.
Shout out to our crew.
Oh, my God.
All right, dirty son of bitches. Oh. I didn't even know it had lights or nothing on it. Shout-out to our crew.
Oh, my God. Oh, y'all dirty son of bitches.
Oh.
Y'all, that was funny.
I thought it came on by mistake.
They were trying to cut it off.
Oh, that's...
Shout-out to our crew.
That was a good one.
Salute to that one.
Yeah, cheers to that shit, man.
Yeah, that was a good one.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You know, we are sure full of surprises. Yeah, that was a good one. We are a show full of surprises.
All right, well, speaking of starting five,
we have a good Mostly Fans question from underdog user KG the Emperor.
Not sure where he's emperor of, but nonetheless. Said, if the full cast of the show were on a team in their prime,
which y'all rank with other starting fives in today's NBA?
Say it again.
So if the full cast of the show were on a team in their prime,
which y'all rank with other starting fives?
We're on the team?
Yeah, all y'all in y'all prime.
Us five?
We're pretty nice.
Oh, six.
Seven.
Seven with us?
Seven.
We've been pretty good.
You got to be the power four.
I'm the shooter. Run me off the screens. Center, power four. How many y? You got to be the power forward. I'm the shooter.
Run me off the screens.
Center.
Power forward.
How many of y'all want to work that?
Set a screen.
Huh?
He's a screen setter.
I did play a little five in my day.
Screen setter.
Stretch five.
Get in the dunker.
If we have to play against other podcasts.
Power layups.
Tap glass.
Yeah, tap glass.
Two hand.
I see you, Joe.
Two hand tap.
Mic and drill. Reverse layup. Jump over that Saturday Joe. Two hand tap, ah. Mic and drill, reverse layup.
Jump over that Saturday paper.
Man, because we got all...
We got all NBA players.
No, no, no.
What I'm saying is shooters and one-on-one players.
And we got...
Ain't no double, dunker.
And he gonna...
Five out like, whoo!
Only one basketball.
Rebalance.
It don't matter.
Shit, with Lowkey, got Dwight Howard, too.
I'll leave Bible study.
Low? Low?
Yeah, he'll play the pick and roll.
I'm coming off the screen, slashing backdoor.
How you think?
Iso, iso work.
Where would this 35 rank today, though?
I just can't get my man on the plate.
He gotta be the defender.
No, no, he off the plate.
He gotta take over that stuff.
He gotta take over.
You the defender.
It's the new day and age.
He's 3 and D. Mm-hmm.
Right?
He can do both.
He can score and defend.
He needs to be 3 and D.
No, Dilly.
And we'll be all right.
We're going to lose because no one's going to pass.
No one's going to pass.
Y'all definitely not passing to me.
You're a shooter.
He's a passer.
You're a shooter, Lexi.
They have to. He's a passer. He's going to be around're a shooter, Lexi. They have to.
He's a pastor.
I get people open.
So that's why I said he on the pick and roll.
I can move without the ball.
Listen, we got you on the weak side.
I said the pick and roll. Your man got to help.
Lexi on the bench.
Because he wide open.
She like to get in the game.
We got Cheryl too.
What you got? Go team, go!
One thing we got is he don't hear and go listen at times.
He's the sixth man.
She going to get his minutes.
You crazy as hell.
Who?
You going to get his minutes and he don't listen.
I'm the tallest one out here.
Me and you, you need me.
If you don't listen.
That's why I don't want to be stuck in the pocket
Cuz he don't listen either
Yeah, yeah, she don't get minutes but the devil argue giggle leave he gonna play day
We'll come over to game play there So we'll come up with the game plan.
He gonna play dead.
Like, we'll come up with the game plan.
Okay.
What's the record? 82 game season?
I'm gonna guard 94 feet, though.
Mm-hmm.
How many games we'll win?
Well, I think 75.
All in our pie?
That's us starting five.
All of us in our pie?
About 75 instead.
Are we low key got the Whitehawks?
It's gonna be my first losing season. It's gonna be my first losing season. Nah, you capping, dog. So I'm gonna be our first losing season. All of us in our bra? About 75% Are we low key got Dwight Howard? 60-65 wins
It's gonna be my first losing season
Nah, you capping, dawg
I'm gonna be my first losing season
All of us in our bra
Before injuries?
Before all of our injuries
So we might win 20 games
We might win 20, you might win 20
I'm gonna take 0-4-0-5 version of myself
I'm gonna take 0-3-0-4
You need more confidence in the couch I'll do it, yeah Probably 0-6-0-4. You need to be more confident in the couch.
I do.
Probably 0-6, 0-7 here.
20 games?
I didn't say 10.
20 games is horrible.
10 is way worse.
Hell yeah.
But 20 is also horrible.
20 and 62, Sha.
20 and 62 is horrible.
We have 50 games.
Might be good enough to get the 10th seed in the end.
We're going to win 50 games.
We're going to get to the playoffs.
Like, since Rasheed is with us, too.
We got Rasheed, Dwight. We got Cheryl Swoop. Hell yeah. We got Cheryl Swoop. We're going to win. They ain't coming off the bench. Like since since it's in some Rashid is with us to this story
Yes, oh
That's one of those Lex Lexi, step in here.
Who you got?
Oh, no.
Get somebody else.
Come on.
Come on, Josiah.
Get Nick.
Hell no.
Lexi, fight back.
It's the apocalypse.
That's right.
It is the apocalypse.
It's the apocalypse.
I do not want to fight back.
Sorry.
I already said that. I'm tapping out.
I'm tapping out.
Don't care.
Don't give a fuck.
Might as well not waste time.
Get it over with. I'm tapping out. Tapping out. Don't care. Don't give a fuck.
Might as well not waste time.
Get it over with.
They said 35 wins max.
Damn!
The Chats said that?
They out of their goddamn mind.
See, they don't know.
It's because y'all are saying I'm not playing.
They don't know.
That's why.
We talking about prime.
This is like before injuries.
They tripping.
Like when niggas play.
They tripping.
They tripping.
They tripping.
Chats celebrating. Hatred win. Hatred Yeah, they tripping. They tripping.
Chats celebrating.
Hate or win.
Hate or ween.
Hate or win.
Today's version that they judging us on now.
Yeah, they tripping.
Trust me.
Go look at that old 304 version.
Our size suit with our wings.
I know.
Like, what?
We need to have a podcast showdown.
We can take on everybody.
We'll kill every podcast.
Yeah, everything.
They ain't got enough. They ain't got enough. We'll kill every podcast. Yeah, everything. They ain't got enough.
They ain't got enough.
And primes?
Yeah.
Yeah, there's no...
There's no podcast.
There's no prime.
There's no...
I mean, the only people that'll be, what,
Paul Pierce?
They can team up.
Paul Pierce.
KG, Matt Barnes.
KG.
They can team up.
And then Matt Barnes.
They can team up.
They got Trevor Reese over there in the mix.
Now, shout out to you.
They can team up.
Tell them I said it. Yeah, they ain't here. Shout out to you. They can team up. Tell them I said it.
Yeah, they in here.
Can you say y'all can team up?
And we, and listen, Jack.
I'm a dog, I'm going to tell you this.
I'm a dog walking.
Whoever got a car, me.
What?
Bro, bro.
I'm a dog walking.
I'm a dog walking.
Let's go.
I don't care who.
Let's go.
On a leash. On a leash.
On a leash.
Huh?
On a leash.
You know when I get to walking, hey, man, hold on.
No, no.
Come back here.
Come back here.
We're going to keep milking this.
You're going to serve this motherfucker out the day.
It's the new leash, the backpack with the key.
Oh, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
It's that new one, how they got the kid on the leash
with the backpack on him.
They dig one full flat.
Like, imagine a man. It's the rocking baby and the dog, same time. Yeah, we is that move how they got the kid on the leash with the backpack on they did one full flat like you imagine
a man the rock baby and the dog same time
Started I mean started fire. Just enjoy you y'all to you and the white Howard
That's imagine about one full flat in every time until they serve you
Then decal you come in the game one full imagine hearing that you're not coming off the bench
Imagine hearing that shot you come in the game as a regular NBA playing and
One fold it up and then one full flat the whole so we got a six man over here do I need to or I need
You more as a facilitator on this
No, no
size no He could go crazy. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no. Besides? No, no, no.
Besides, you would have to strike.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Besides, you would have to strike.
No, no, no.
Listen.
One, two, three, four, five.
Oh, yeah.
We could do the self-defense.
Either one of y'all.
I mean, we could, but I'm saying if we want to go big.
Either one of y'all.
I'm going to be the best.
Nah, he's the sixth man.
He's the sixth man.
He ain't going to want to play with us.
Nick ain't no sixth. It depends on what you're like. Nick ain't no sixth. I'm a pass. He's the Nah, he's a six man. He's a six man. He ain't going to want to play with us. Nick ain't no six man.
It depends on what Gil like.
Nick ain't no six man.
I'm a pass.
He's the passing.
He's the point guard.
Nick, what Gil do you want to get on this?
He want me to be the passing.
Willing to be the passing.
We ain't seen him yet.
I'd be the stretch four.
Nah, I need the 28-29 Gil.
I'm sorry.
I need 28-29.
If it's credentials, everybody start.
I'm proud for my coming off the bench.
I'm a real corner boy.
I'm a corner boy for real.
I don't need to score.
I'm cool with a double-double.
Long to check on your legs.
Swing, swing.
We shoot when we catch it anyway.
Don't even.
We in the game to do one thing.
Shoot it.
If we play in our prime today, we ain't tripping over here.
We good.
You get so many shots up here.
You know how fast we gonna be, dog?
Y'all gonna be fast.
Yeah, we coming in to take over.
Y'all gotta stop thinking about that.
Don't think about that.
Y'all getting too excited.
Y'all thinking about that over.
It's over, man.
Your knees don't move.
My knees hurt thinking about that shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Think about how fast you got to run.
Yeah. Oh!
You know how fast you going to be?
Hey, you know the funny thing?
We over here talking, we still doing this.
Like, yeah, boy, I can't.
Back hurting and shit.
You know what I would do with it?
Shit.
Right now, me, you start getting too into it.
I just start acting up.
I ain't even got 10 tonight.
Man.
I ain't got it no more. You can feel it. You can feel it, though. I'm not telling her. I know what too into it. I just started acting up. I ain't even got 10 or nothing. I ain't even got 10 or nothing. I ain't got it no more.
You can feel it, though.
I'm not telling her.
I know what that feels like.
So we asked the chat, how many games would the Gills Arena crew win?
We gave them four options.
We said 82 games, 60 games, 40 games, or 20 games.
40% said 60 games, so that is the majority.
Ooh.
Shout out to the chat.
Yes, chat.
Haters no more.
All right, but let's get into some actual basketball talk
on this Halloween edition of Gills Arena presented by Underdog Woo Woo.
Anytime Wimby and Chet Holmgren face off, it's worth paying attention to.
Chet entered the game last night with a 2-1 career head-to-head record
against a French phenom who bested him for rookie of the year
in Chet's redshirt rookie season.
Just want to make sure.
I know.
I have to clarify, as always. Last night proved to be Chet's redshirt rookie season. Just want to make sure. I know. I have to clarify, as always.
Last night proved to be Chet's night again.
Scored 19 points on 7-for-10 shooting,
including a perfect 3-for-3 from long distance,
with the Thunder getting the win.
Wimby, on the other hand, had a rough night,
scoring just six points on 1-for-5 shooting in 27 minutes.
It was just the fourth time in 75 career games
Wimby has failed to reach double digits in scoring. So this is a
budding rivalry with ESPN Spurs reporter Michael C. Wright reporting that
Wimby wouldn't say Chet's name in pregame interviews about the matchup
referring to the entire OKC squad in general instead.
So what are the chances that Wimby vs. Chet becomes the league's
next great rivalry?
It ain't going to happen.
It's going to happen the day I think Wimby gets like a game, like a real game.
Right now he ain't got no game.
Right now Wimby does not have a game you're saying?
No, he's a straight just lunchtime baller, all highlights.
He needs a package like a go-to. A lunchtime baller all highlights. He need a package like a go-to.
A lunchtime baller.
It's a lunchtime baller.
He got to put it together.
He got to put it together.
He needs like,
he really need a go-to.
I feel like every time,
like you don't know
what you're going to get.
You're going to get
either a step back threes
or you're going to get.
In his second year.
But still.
I said,
he ain't got no game yet.
I'm not saying
he ain't going to be good.
I said he ain't got no game yet. Once he figure out a go't going to be good. I said he ain't got no game yet.
Once he figure out a go-to, once he get one go-to,
then it's going to build to two and three.
Saying he don't have no game?
What is that?
He's a highlight player.
What is that?
Explain what that means.
Random.
His YouTube, everything is a highlight.
He got to do a step back.
But after the step back, he don't know what else to do
if you throw it to him at the post.
That sound like the same package Luka got.
That sound like the same package James Harden.
No, it ain't like the same package James Harden had.
James Harden.
That's the go-to move.
When you have a book you can open up, right,
with a variety of moves.
There's a couple people like that.
You know what you gonna say?
You gonna say, it's erratic.
It's too much.
It's all over the place. Can you tell me his go-to? It's still a book. What is You know what you're going to say? You're going to say, it's a ratty. It's too much. It's all over the place.
Can you tell me his go-to?
It's still a book.
What is his go-to?
Jump shot.
That's a jump shot?
Shoot it.
Go-to.
When I'm open, I'm shooting.
I'm wimpy, I shoot it.
You don't have a game yet.
That's his go-to.
We know your go-to.
No, I'm saying his go-to.
Hold on, hold on.
Quick break, quick break, quick break.
OK, we got to.
Yep, got it.
You know. Let my soul glow.
Follow the drip.
Come on, where my dope is?
Follow the drip.
We got to get Nick here and go back.
Hey, that's my suggestion that got burned up.
But the fact that he said his go-to is a jump shot.
That's everybody who has a scoring mentality's first option is a jumper.
He takes too many jump shots.
Because that's his go-to.
Lunchtime ball.
I'm just saying, once he
understand and, like,
once he get a go-to, I think his game
will expand.
Right now, if he make a three, he gonna
keep shooting threes.
At what point do you develop a
go-to?
Everybody have a go-to. In high always... Everybody have a go-to.
In high school, you have a go-to.
You have a consistent offense.
In high school, if I had the ball in five seconds,
I know what I'm going to do.
When you have a consistent offense,
you know where you're going to get your go-to at, right?
Yeah.
So I can't develop a go-to move
until I know I got a go-to spot.
Did you have a go-to in high school?
Where's my go-to spot to do my go-to?
That's what he's saying.
He don't have it.
But he do have it. Where? So you're blaming the team? Where's his go-to spot to do my go-to? That's what he's saying. He don't have it, but he do have it
Where's this go to this?
Go if he has the ball and he's the one so that's why I said shoot it when he get it his signature
Shooter's they don't know where they don't know where to put them
But you can't develop a package if you don't got no goto like you said, where's your package at? Left block and can you do he could tell us his book on the left?
High school you develop you develop. Oh, you do not do no you do not you do you have a page a part
You have a page move all the time. I that's his go-to
If you know how to get a bucket, what's my I know I'm either but you gonna change
Yeah, yo go I know how to get a bucket. What's my go-to? I know I'm going to either miss. But you're going to change it. I'll get a good shot. Your go-to.
I'm going to drive up and pull up sometimes.
If you got a Hezzy pull-up.
You got a Hezzy, right?
Yep.
If you say that's your go-to.
Until you find out you can put it down.
Yeah, bro.
Then you're like, oh, that's my new go-to now.
No.
Because you're building your package.
That's your counter.
Listen.
That's a counter.
So now I'm using my counter all the time.
No.
Yes.
I was using it. No. Because my go-to was good. Look, my go-to was good. That's a counter. So now I'm using my counter all the time. No.
No.
No.
No.
I was using counter.
No.
Because my go-to was good.
Look, my go-to was good.
But now that I got this, I'm like, this is way better than just doing that.
I don't have to do that no more.
I literally don't do it no more.
You got to have one.
Who does that?
What do you mean?
Like Dirk, we knew what his go-to move was.
When they're going-
What was his go-to move? When they're throwing a...
At first, it was just a fadeaway.
And then? Then he used the knee.
Okay, so what did he do?
He changed it. He added it.
Whatever he thought. That's what you do.
Your back is right. Listen.
He don't have nothing yet, but raw talent.
He does have something yet.
He's just raw talent. What does he start with?
Even think anything, he'll start with a step back.
What's the second one?
Two-dribble bull up.
Now he's shooting that half. What's bull up. Now he's shooting that half.
What's next?
Kick and roll, step back.
I'm taking what you give me.
So if you're going to give me this every time,
it's going to become my signature, right?
If I do this move and you play defense on me this way every time,
is that my signature move or is this what you're giving me?
Nope.
But he don't got, like, anything signature.
It's not a signature.
Is this LeBron's signature? Yes. But he don't got like any signature. It's not a signature. Shut up. Is this LeBron's signature?
Yes.
Straight highlight.
Yes.
Yes.
Right hand.
Right hand.
Was he doing it in 2016?
He's been doing it forever.
No, he hasn't.
Actually, he has.
He has.
He didn't notice I'm doing it.
He has.
He's been doing it forever.
He didn't do it until he got to the Lakers.
He didn't do it until he got to the Lakers.
He's always like that.
He didn't do this.
He didn't do this. Yeah didn't do this. Right hand.
I played against him in the playoffs.
That motherfucker did it the whole time.
I got a question.
You say you add two to the Hezzy, right?
You want to go here.
If don't nobody react to it,
you shooting it every time.
KD.
That's the move, right?
That's the signature.
That's the original move.
That's the signature.
The Hezzy, and you're going to, if he don't crowd you, you're not, there's no need for you.
Now go.
You're going to do it every time, and if he don't react to it, you're going to shoot it.
This is your move.
Yep.
The counter, what they're saying, is now that's that.
You not gonna do...
If I don't react to it, why the fuck would you hands up me?
Because that's my...
And that's what this generation is doing.
Right?
Why would you hands up me if I didn't react to the Hesi?
And now you're dropping or you're taking a bad shot.
That's this generation.
I'll tell you what I'm saying.
Quincy Doobie mastered this move that I'm talking about.
Quincy Doobie, okay.
He never went to the original Hezzy anymore.
He never used it.
He literally went to this move every time.
First, he didn't use it for a counter.
That was his signature. Bounce, woof.
Yes. Bounce, woof.
That's his move. It wasn't a Hezzy.
It wasn't a Hezzy. That's all I'm saying.
That wasn't a Hezzy. He developed another move,
and he developed this as his signature move for his signature question.
So can I ask you a question?
He didn't have that as a counter.
Can I ask you a question?
He has a signature. He has a signature move, right?
Fake the shot. I'm Hesian.
Now, if I do this and go and you stop it, he has a counter to that.
Yeah, but that's not his signature. That's his counter. I'm talking about his signature. The signature is fake and go and you stop it, he has a counter to that. Yeah, but that's not his signature. That's his counter.
I'm talking about his signature.
The signature is faking go.
If he don't go for that,
now he has to do a counter.
Yeah, but this is...
That's the signature.
That's what I said.
So this is the shot?
No.
No, he don't have to pass that.
He don't go to that.
He don't go to that.
He goes straight to the...
He goes straight to it.
That's his signature.
So what do we do?
Like, what do you think women should like,
turn everybody else's original into his signature?
Yeah.
So guys that shoot turnaround jumpers as their signature.
Like the fadeaway jumper?
Either shoulder, right?
Mm-hmm.
So they just go up and under for no reason?
Yeah, because you're predicting it.
Like, oh.
He doesn't even got to... I don't ever...
Yeah, I don't have to go to...
I go to turn my...
Because I know you're going to go
bite on my second move.
So I can turn my second move
into my signature
because I already know
how you're going to bar him
for no reason.
We don't have that, though.
Huh?
We don't have that.
But you're going to up and under
for no reason.
I'm not doing the up and under
for no reason.
If I go to turn and fade,
why would I just not shoot the ball?
If he ain't going to... If he ain't to turn and fade why would I just not shoot the ball if he ain't gonna if he ain't jump yeah well why would I turn up and under to go
to another move for no reason because it depends on how you do it when there's
five seconds on the clock that's the new new dude. All of us have a move that we done perfected and we're going to do and we're going to go to it.
Five seconds on the clock.
He don't have that yet.
Of course he don't.
It's his second year.
I'm saying his signature is his first.
But this ain't his second year playing basketball.
He been playing basketball for a while.
How many ten-year players right now got signature moves?
My son will go right every time because he knows
he's good going that way. What's Devin Booker's signature move?
What do he do going that way? What's Devin Booker's signature move?
You can't tell me.
What's Donovan Mitchell's signature move?
What's Jason Tatum's signature move?
Go left, step back. Y'all can't tell me.
None of these dudes have been in the league
six, seven, eight, nine years in the league.
You're going to tell me moves you've seen him do.
You can't tell me those are his signature moves
Yeah, I'm gonna sit here be like yeah, that's my stick that is
even got signature
Definitely does definitely size steps
Same movie goes left or right? It's a right or. He goes left or he goes right? It's right or left. It's right or left. Right or left.
What's Kyrie's signature move?
He don't have one.
He don't have one.
Okay, cool.
What's KD's signature move?
KD?
KD.
You know what it is.
What's Bradley Bill's?
What's Bradley Bill's?
Who?
He's a shooter.
Bradley Bill.
Bradley Bill.
Bradley Bill.
They're shooters.
If you can make shots consistent.
What's Steph Curry's signature move?
If you can make shots consistent. He's in the's signature move? If you can make shots consistent.
He's in the category of.
Like Luka.
Like Luka, right?
His actual signature move is right, one, pop it back,
fake it, step back.
That sounds like a bunch of counters.
What he do to the signature move?
What did he do?
No, it sounds like if you reach for this, I'll do this.
And you do this.
But you know you can do it.
Why would he do it if it ain't about no money stopping him doing it?
That's exactly what I just said about that.
That's exactly what I just said about that.
What is he talking about?
That's exactly what I just said about this.
What are you talking about?
He don't have a...
I just said, huh.
That's the signature move.
Y'all just said Kyrie.
All this.
No, he didn't.
He just said Luke. I just said Kyrie. What's Kyrie's we didn't. No, we said Luka. He just said Luka.
I just said Kyrie.
What's Kyrie's signature move?
He don't have one.
Why don't he have one?
Because he got so many.
Okay.
He got a whole bag.
He got a bag.
What's Steph Curry?
Same like Kyrie.
So now we got two motherfuckers that don't got signature moves.
No.
Everybody got a signature move.
Everybody don't have a signature move.
Because you talking about Wendy.
Don't talk about Wendy.
Go to. He got to have a go to. Not a signature move. What is a go to? What is a go to? What about a signature move? Everybody don't have a signature move. Because you're talking about Wendy. I said he has to have a go-to, not a signature move.
What is a go-to?
What is a go-to?
What is a go-to?
It's not a signature.
It's a signature move.
My go-to is right.
It's a go-to, not a signature move.
No, no.
What is a signature move?
A signature move.
Lexi, you know what this is for.
You need a bucket what you go to.
What's your go-to?
If I threw you the ball right now in five seconds, what you going to do?
What? You just going to make up some shit? Five seconds, what going to do? What? You just going to make up some shit?
Five seconds, what are you going to do?
You just going to make up some shit for you?
Lexi, Lexi, you first.
Lexi, hold on.
What did you tell me about Sabrina?
Oh, crossover, step back.
You knew it was coming?
Yeah.
You wasn't even in the building.
Is that her go-to?
Yeah.
Is that her signature?
When they do the, um, the, the, the scout report,
what they do?
Lexi, you went to do it.
You went to do it.
A signature?
Okay, so Irish and crossover was a signature, right? Yeah. One side, one side, one side, one side. Irish and crossover is a signature. Lexi, you went to do it. You went to do it. A signature. Okay, so Irish State Crossover was a signature, right?
One side, one side, one side.
Lexi talking, Lexi talking.
I don't know.
I feel like only certain players have a signature move,
but everyone got their go-to.
What is your go-to move?
Actually, don't share it now because I don't want to get the scouting report.
So just make up one so they don't think that's the move
and then you can hit them with the real one.
But you just hit the real one, right?
Yep.
Crossover, step back.
You said you knew it was coming.
That's actually a lot of girls' signature moves now I'm thinking about it.
Going left step, going left step.
Hey, I had a signature move.
What's Joker's signature move?
No, what's his go-to?
What's Joker's go-to move?
So we're going to change the words.
We're going to move to the go-to.
I don't watch Big M.
I know when I was playing, when I watched Kobe,
I know I tried to do the dribble, pull up, pump fake.
What's Chet Holmgren's go-to? Don't have one yet.
I don't know, man.
He just know how to score better than Wemba Collins.
So why do Wemba have to have a package?
Because he won't be getting five points.
Everybody should have a package.
Everybody should have a package.
But everybody don't have a package.
What's Wemba Collins? Everybody don't got a package. Everybody should have a package. But everybody don't have a package. If you said it, what's what we call it?
Everybody don't got a package.
What's Greek Freak?
What's his Bluetooth?
Yeah, what did he develop?
When he developed one, what happened?
You would never see Greek Freak have a five-point game.
He's doing a Euro every time.
But that's the bigger issue for me.
When we play 27 minutes, five shots, three of them are three-pointers.
Greek didn't start doing a Euro 2 league. Five shots?
Hold on.
That's the problem in itself.
Five shots in 27 minutes.
He got five shots only.
60% of those shots were three-pointers.
He don't need no bag. He didn't get a chance to get into the bag.
He shot all threes. Why won't he pass it to a
7'10"?
I only got five shots. What you mean?
It don't matter.
I got 20 more shots to shoot.
Yes.
What you talking about?
Four threes out of five.
I got one team more shots to shoot.
He don't deserve it.
Why he wasn't getting the ball?
He don't deserve it.
Five shots.
Five shots.
Five shots.
Three of them were threes.
I got 15 more shots to shoot.
So let me ask you this.
Why is he not getting the ball?
As a star player,
do you think that you only...
He's not getting the ball.
Do you think you're only
going to get five as a star player?
No. Of course, I'm going to shoot three. I'm going to shoot three. I'm trying to test myself. I don't think that you own? You only gonna get five as a star player. No, I'm gonna shoot three. I'm gonna shoot three three on the test My don't try to where the buck don't stop tonight for sure. It's Paul on your team. Yeah, that's what we talked about this
Chris gonna get him ball Chris gonna get
All I'm saying is when be don't, how can he show his package and he ain't.
If you guarding Wimby, what you doing?
I'm letting him shoot.
What way do you send Wimby?
What way do you?
You don't even like to go this way a lot.
You don't even like to go left a lot or even go right.
There's only one way.
I turn and I don't see you, I'm shooting.
Turn, I look, where you at?
Don't think that.
That's what I'm saying.
He don't think that.
He get the ball the way he do it. You can't think that in five positions, bro. You got? Move. He don't think that. That's what I'm saying.
He don't think that.
He get the ball to want to do it.
You can't think that in five possessions, bro.
You got five possessions.
It don't matter.
You got five possessions, bro.
It does.
It does.
You gotta get in the rhythm.
Watch this.
When Carlos Boozer was on the block and he turned to face, which way is he going?
Right.
That's what I'm saying.
Left.
Left.
It's going to his left hand.
I told you.
He want to go to his left.
That's what I'm saying.
If I cut him off, he won't go.
That's what I said. I said, watch him.
He's going to stay left and then boom.
I would say a signature move is when James Harden was doing that.
A perfected move.
It's a perfected move.
This is my go-to
and I perfected my go-to.
A lot of people ain't perfect a move for it to be considered a signature move. This is my go-to and I perfected my go-to. A lot of people ain't perfect
a move for it to be
considered a signature move.
But everybody has it.
If you watch someone's game
and shit is getting cracking, they have
something to go to.
Wimby's game right now is
no different than like a Jordan Poole.
Right?
They have so much in their bag that they haven't learned like
This is the beginning of the game package
And then there's a lot last five minutes when you need but
When you need the end of the game like if I give him the ball at the end of the clock or what I'm he might
Ten shots they all might go I get it, but we wait, if you don't have organization, that happens.
That happens.
Warriors, Wizards,
Jordan Poole,
do what you want.
Spurs should be in
an organizational format
for Wimby to get shots
to not look like Jordan Poole.
That's what I'm saying.
No, so, Sean,
we spoke before the show
and you were there
to make previous statements about Greg Popper. Yes, so shy we spoke before the show and you would make previous statements about Greg pop
Yes, yeah, we talked about that. So you have you have made the same as about pop in the past and
I'm a big Greg Popovich fan. I love pop, right?
But if I'm real honest, I get what shot is saying. Mm-hmm and to the point that the topic that we're on now speaks to what he is saying.
Facts.
It leaves room for question.
Wait, Pop?
Yes.
Let him, let him,
hey, let him cook, though.
Let me cook real quick.
Let him cook.
Brother Knowledge
is on building right now.
He's about to cook.
Yeah.
Don't be a joker, love.
Let me cook, right?
Mm-hmm.
There's no way.
Go look at, if we can bring it up,
how many times Tim Duncan only got five shots.
Right?
You have this phenom.
No, not again.
That shit pop out.
If he moved to a shot.
That's crazy.
So, there's no game in this NBA that your future should only get five shots.
You run, if it is the case, you see the flow of the game.
You see the way the game is going.
Guys are running up and down.
He's not getting the touches that he should get.
Listen, I'm going to call... I've been in a game where Greg Popovich called a timeout
and the score was 2-0.
Facts.
Our first two points of the game was a fast break point.
And I guarantee the scouting report said,
stop their fast break, don't let them run.
The score was 2-0.
He took all five starters out.
Told y'all.
And put them right back in
like a minute later,
but the point was that.
So that's why I said
I've seen Pop coach.
So that's why I believe in him,
but it leaves room for question.
Is Pop still coaching?
Yeah.
There's no reason
that any NBA game
gets five shots.
You call timeout.
Yes.
You call a play
on the Spurs right now.
You call a play.
Listen,
we running turn five.
Give it to him.
And if you pass it,
we got an issue.
Call turn five again.
Whatever you shoot it as, I need you to be aggressive, son.
Yep.
There's nothing else to be said.
He didn't shot three threes in his first five shots.
Time out.
Hey, enough.
We get it.
Trying to warm up.
You're trying to get a feel for him.
We get it.
You're trying to get a feel.
We get it.
We know he can shoot.
Let me help you out.
Let me get you an easy touch.
An easy look.
Shoot your jump hook, son. Turn around
and jump on the block. Something. You're 7'5".
Can't nobody block it. Free throws.
Cool. So I get what you
said, right?
This is for you to put him
in a situation.
This is for you to put him in a situation
for you to coach him and teach
him how to be aggressive.
This is a teaching moment.
We're about teaching young guys, right?
He's in his second year.
Let's help him become this superstar that we expect him to be.
You only got five shots.
This is unacceptable.
Win the next game.
Tonight, tomorrow, whatever it is.
You're going to get 20 shots.
Easy.
I don't care how you get them I don't care how you get them.
Don't care how you get them.
So therefore, yes to what you're saying.
I am one of the people that somebody asked me the other day, like, is there a team that
I wish I could have played for in my career?
And I said San Antonio because I would love to play for Pop.
Been on the other side of a lot of the other shit Lou losses
Biggest things first round to the finals right then on the other side of getting out coach
Getting out coach. Yeah
We're a squad yeah squad should we've got sweat nah
Okay, you asked how many times did Duncan take five field goals
or fewer in his career.
He did it 36 times, but only three times in his 20s.
It was 23, 26, 28.
And then the other five was when he was sitting with us.
Yeah, more than half of those were from 2014 or later.
Absolutely. So that don't...
But do you want your star player just chucking a three?
No, no. And him going five shots, that's his fault.
You draw a player like Dirk, right?
Let him catch you on the elbow.
But that's the thing. Be aggressive.
But that's what I'm saying. We're telling him
they should draw up the plays for Dirk.
Hey, don't cross the line. Don't cross the line.
Here, go into the pinch post. Boom.
Go into the post, right going to the post right?
Almost crash our time flame. I'm gonna fly. Oh you blame me you blame it pop
Like what I'm saying, I said, I put them on the elbow like dirt right we're saying put them on the block
cuz he's 75
Is he?
Does he know how to do that yet?
Thank you.
No.
We watched him in the...
What I'm saying is we watched him in the Olympics.
We watch his game right now.
That is really something he doesn't do.
Think about this.
When we watched his team,
and we blamed his team for not getting the ball.
He's wide open by himself down there.
One thing that we didn't point out the whole time is,
did he even try to get open at all?
Right? You are 7'5".
How hard is it to...
Put your hand up.
How hard is it to duck in front of somebody
and say, throw that?
How hard is it to throw me out of my position?
You know, as a passer, you can throw the offensive player out of position when he's asking for the ball?
You know when I'm posted up and you throw it too high?
Too high?
Can we throw the ball too high for you?
Can you throw it too high?
You know when you throw it out of bounds?
You know when you throw it out of bounds over his head?
Sub!
Huh? Sub!
They should have been subbed all year last year.
You're telling me...
You're throwing the ball to a post player out of position.
That's the worst thing you can do.
He can't even get in position.
That's the worst thing you can do.
He can't even get in position.
That's the worst thing you can do.
He like that.
We don't have the option.
He's just standing out.
Bulk up.
Get bigger.
Get bigger.
Spurs offense does what?
Get bigger.
Spurs offense is catered to who?
What type of position?
Five men.
The five men.
So all those position plays that they have, they should set for when,
but they don't, because that gets them the ball underneath the basket.
He don't want to be there.
Tim Duncan, you think, acting like he Tim Duncan.
He don't care.
This thing is not Tim Duncan.
Well, he don't want to be there because they don't have a ball.
They're not David Robinson.
They're not Tim Duncan, indeed. They're not playing Tim Duncan offense.
Because they don't pass the ball.
Because he ain't Tim Duncan.
He ain't Tim Duncan. Nobody's Tim Duncan.
Ha ha ha ha.
Nobody's Tim Duncan.
Hey, hey, hey.
He's better than Tim Duncan. Go ahead and do it like Tim.
He's better than Tim Duncan.
Why do you think he's shooting threes?
Why do you think he's shooting threes?
Just because he's shooting them.
Because he's shooting them.
He ain't making them.
He's not making them.
He's not making them.
He didn't just make one from 40.
Why you got to be Tim Duncan?
He didn't just make one from 40.
He didn't just make one from 40.
He didn't make a logo for it.
Cross half.
Ah!
He didn't cross half.
He didn't have the skills.
He watched too much YouTube.
He didn't have the skills.
That was not a good shot, though. It wasn't. It an eye. He didn't have the skills. He watched too much YouTube. He didn't have the skills. That was not a good shot, though.
It wasn't.
It wasn't.
That was a bad shot.
Remember when Dane hit that shot against BG?
It was a bad shot.
Who threw the ball at him out of memory?
It went in, though.
That was different.
It's different now.
It's always so.
We're going to be shot 33% for three last seasons,
only shooting 19% so far this season.
And shooting 19% this season.
But what I'm saying is,
you are seven,
there's nobody that can jump with you
that's taller than you,
that can actually,
if you got the ball under the lane
and then tried to do a hook or something,
nobody's blocking that.
Say that to everybody.
Say it to Chad.
Say it to MB.
Say it to Joker.
Say it to all the bigs that shoot it.
35.
We're not talking about shooting three.
What you talking about?
We're talking about where's the rest of the game?
We know you can shoot it.
Where is the rest?
What do you mean?
Where is your 90?
The nutmeg?
What I'm saying is, where is your...
Thank you.
A highlight.
You gonna do a nutmeg every day?
You don't like highlights?
That's all Kobe Bryant did.
That's all Kobe Bryant did.
That's all Kobe Bryant did.
Michael Jordan was a book of highlights.
Every move was a highlight.
All right, all right, all right.
All right, all right. All right, all right. All right, all book of highlights. Every move was a highlight.
All right, all right, all right.
All right, all right.
Oh, Kyrie not a highlight film?
No.
No?
Hell no.
What did he do for games?
He knew he was going to do step backs.
Y'all know they watching, right?
I know they watching.
So say it again.
He's not a highlight film.
See, that's the problem.
He can do highlights, but this whole game is not a highlight.
You're talking about a 2% play.
Where's the 98% of his?
In his second year.
Okay, so what?
Just like you say,
Bronny, he was supposed to be doing all this stuff
with the second round player.
He's the second round.
His first year.
His first year.
Give him time.
Give him time.
Give him time.
Give him time.
They want to give him time,
but he had 21 a game.
He averaged 21.
He averaged 51. What block did he go to? Melo knew had 21 a game. He averaged 21. He averaged 21.
What block did he go to?
Melo knew what his game was.
He averaged 21.
They said give him time, but they got a bunny to go out there and get 30 right now.
What kind of basketball you say he play?
Highlight basketball.
What did you call it?
Highlight reel.
Lunchtime ball.
Lunchtime ball.
Lunchtime ball.
21 a game on lunchtime ball.
YouTube.
YouTube.
Highlight.
Highlight.
I mean, George Paul. Highlight. It was 21 a game on lunchtime ball. YouTube. YouTube. Yeah. I mean, George Paul.
It was 21 a game on lunchtime ball.
It's a lot of old pack.
It's a lot of lunchtime ballers in the league.
Come on, man.
Lunchtime.
It's a lot of lunchtime ballers.
So we need to tell them to go to lunch then.
We need to tell a lot of guys to go to lunch.
No, nigga.
Go to six.
Go to six period.
Lunch.
Go to six period.
When you get to six period, you'll be cold.
Go to six period. You. Go to six period. When you get to six period, you'll be cold. Go to six period.
You're going to sleep after lunch.
You're going to sleep after lunch.
Oh, we got two more classes.
We got two more classes.
You're going to sleep.
We got 56 period.
We're going to sleep.
Miss Edison's class, you sleep in the back.
Don't trip.
He's going to feel pretty sweaty.
You know it.
He's going to feel pretty sweaty.
God.
Y'all trip.
No, I'm saying, listen. Freshman year, I think. sweaty you know after your after your rookie year right which just was free ball yeah I would I would have expected just play basketball right you're just
playing basketball as a rookie rookie look to just. LeBron James just played basketball.
Jordan's first year, he just played basketball.
What Kobe was doing his first year, that was basketball.
What Luka was doing, it's basketball.
You're just using your natural talent, and then you narrow it down.
Yeah.
I expected that this summer, he was coming into the season with something that when we watched the game. We were like, okay he worked on that. Yeah
You're telling me he looks bad in the field. He looks better this year
You're telling you look this you look better this year than you did last year
You mean to tell me I got less shots this year than I did last year
You mean to tell me y'all ain't learning this year this year. He looking like a rookie man
He looked like a really ball like this year. He looking like a rookie man. He looked like a rookie ball like a rookie
He looked like a rookie
Give me the ball like this this rookie year five shots. I think you to retire from I wouldn't listen
You know what? I think he tired average of three less shots per game than he did last
For a rookie. I'm just saying he had a long fucking year
He had a long year I can give if he said. He had a long year. I can give.
If he said that, I would be like, I accept that.
Man, weird.
I accept that.
Y'all being weird.
I accept that. Bro, what?
You don't think he'd come in here like, give me the ball?
I want the ball.
Bro, he just had to play the whole show.
I don't give a fuck about him having to play.
I think he's tired.
LeBron James is 22nd year?
Bro, I think he's mentally tired.
22nd year, how many shots did he take the last game?
I think he took about. Bro, Bron is a season. He took about what? A lot of shots, I think he's mentally tired. 22nd year, how many shots did he take the last game?
I think he took about... Bro, Bron is a...
He took about what?
A lot of shots, right?
You're not telling me no 13-year-old is out here talking about,
I don't want to take a lot of shots.
He won't smoke with everybody.
He won't assume that every...
Why you ain't smoking?
You just talking.
Ags pop.
You just talking?
Ags pop.
Ags pop.
It ain't got nothing to do with him.
It ain't got nothing to do with him.
It ain't got nothing to do with Wimby.
I need the ball to shoot.
Pop ain't out there playing.
I need the ball to shoot.
Pop ain't playing.
I need the ball to shoot.
Man, go get it.
I need the ball to shoot.
I need the ball.
Go.
Go.
I need the ball.
He need the coach to give him the ball.
He need the coach to give him the ball.
He need the timeout.
Call the timeout so they can give me the ball. He think Chris Paul. Call the time out so they can give me the ball.
I believe you.
He got Chris Paul.
In this organization, does anybody else but the coach get you the ball?
Hell yeah.
Who?
Give me the ball.
Who?
Give it to me.
In this organization, does Pop give it to anybody he don't want to give it to?
Chris Paul won't give him the ball?
Get the fuck off.
Why Chris Paul go there?
You think he went there and not to pass the ball?
Greg Popovich is giving the ball to who?
You know, Chris said, you know, I'm going to just go fuck this nigga life up.
Right.
Come on, man.
I'm going to just go here and mess this up.
He just did it to Steph.
He just did it to Steph, didn't he?
It's been like seven months.
You didn't get no chip.
No, he didn't.
It's been like seven months.
He wasn't going to get no chip.
He wasn't getting no chip.
He wasn't winning no chip.
Huh?
Come on, man.
So what'd you go for?
I don't know.
Opportunity.
I needed a team.
I needed a team.
I needed a team.
I needed a team. Who was a team. I need a team.
I need a team.
So what you come down here for?
How many chances?
If you ain't come down here to help me get 20 shots, man, you got to move around.
One game?
That's on him.
So why you talk?
Why we talking about it?
That's on him.
Did you just say one game?
That's on him.
Did you just say one game?
Put that on everybody else.
I'm sure they gave him the ball.
Did you just say one game?
I'm sure they gave him the ball.
Did you just say one game?
I'm sure they gave him the ball. I'm so serious. Did you just say one game? Because they trying they gave him the ball. Did you just say one game? I'm sure they gave him the ball. Did you say one game? I'm so serious.
Did you just say one game?
What, they trying to blame everybody else?
He probably got double-teamed.
He on the court.
He got double-teamed.
He got double-teamed.
He got double-teamed.
He don't know how to shoot out the double-teamed.
Don't say that.
He got double-teamed.
He got double-teamed.
One game?
He got double-teamed.
One game, right?
One game, right?
They knew what to do.
Spanned on it one game?
They knew what to do.
One game.
One game.
And they lost by what?
They was down by 20 the whole game down there.
One game, right? Oh, they was getting blew up? They was getting blew up. Yeah, they was getting. And they lost by what? They was down by 20 the whole game down there. One game, right?
Oh, that was getting blew up?
That was getting blew up.
Oh.
Yeah, that was getting blew up.
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Yeah, we do.
Okay.
You got to put himself in it.
For Billy Jean and his lover.
You got to put himself in it.
For Billy Jean and his lover.
Die, Billy.
And his back.
This joker died.
Die, Billy.
This joker died.
He always blaming the coaches.
Billy Jean and Beatlejuice better beat it.
I'm going to beat your ass right back.
Can y'all call a timeout?
I don't want no problem.
Because the players won't ask me to ball.
You crazy.
Damn, the coach.
The coach.
Hey, man, if y'all don't give me that goddamn rock on the head,
what did LeBron James say?
What did LeBron James say to Rudy?
Give me the fucking ball.
Swing, swing, motherfucker.
He didn't say, hey.
He said, he didn't say.
JJ, can you tell him to swing, swing?
Swing, swing, motherfucker.
Soon as Rui got out there.
So, Sean.
He talking to Frank.
Turn it over.
He want to eat it.
They don't understand Frank.
He do it on the bench.
Hey, Rui got the ball. He doing LeBron on the bench. You don't He want to eat. They don't understand his friend. They lost two spades. He's doing all of them. Hey, Rudy got the ball.
He's doing LeBron on the bench.
They going to lose.
Two spades.
Talking about some swing swing to that nigga.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We lost one.
He talking to his friend.
We lost one game.
You ain't talking about swing swing to who?
Lose two in a row.
Talking about some swing swing.
We lost one in a row.
Two in a row.
One.
Drop them down.
One game.
One game in a row.
One game. We only lost one game. In a row. One in a row. One. Drop them down. One game. One game in a row. One game.
We only lost one game.
In a row.
One in a row.
We lost one legitimate game, and God, and the basketball gods, gave us game two.
You better realize what happened there.
Bronny was going back home.
The only way he was getting in that game is what?
A blowout. A blowout.
A blowout.
It don't matter which way we go.
It does matter.
Get the boy in the game.
He got in the game.
He had his first bucket where he...
I mean, to be honest, no jokes aside,
I know there's some fans in there
that was probably feeling like proud parents.
Yeah, for sure.
They watched this little kid walk around in this diaper,
being held to then score.
They've been there that long as fans
to watch the little kid who's watching his father
to watch both of them play.
I mean, for them Cleveland fans,
some of those got to be like,
yo, this is an amazing moment for me.
Well, Gil, let's talk about it.
Wednesday night, LeBron and Bronny returned to their homeland
as the Lakers were looking to bounce back from a road not win to the Suns
against the undefeated Cavs.
The emotions and atmosphere.
Are we out here?
No, it is a turned up Danny Arena.
He's like, I'm Thor, watch out.
Ladies and gentlemen, that's my son. He's like, I'm Thor, watch out. Ladies and gentlemen,
that's my son.
That's Cash.
That's like what it might be in the nose.
A.K.A. Papa.
Like I said, Wednesday night,
LeBron and Bronny returned to their homeland
looking to bounce back from a road
not win against the Suns, taking on
the undefeated Cavs. The emotions
and atmosphere appeared to be too
overwhelming for the James gang in the purple and gold. Well, undefeated Cavs. The emotions and atmosphere appeared to be too overwhelming
for the James gang in the purple and gold.
Well, that and the Cavs' 42-point first-quarter offensive explosion.
Evan Mobley led the Cavs with 25 points, five boards.
Jared Allen had 20 points, 17 rebounds.
Donovan Mitchell put up 24-7 dimes, three steals.
LeBron was the Lakers' leading scorer, finishing with 26 points.
AD had 22 and 13, and Dalton Kinnett came off the bench
and finished with 18 points after AD had 22 and 13, and Dalton Kinnett came off the bench and finished with 18 points
after going donut against Phoenix.
So Lakers, after starting the season 3-0,
with the 82-0 season in sight,
have now lost to their 3-2
after suffering their first
and likely only blowout of the season.
They had to have at least one.
But it should be noted
that after the Dodgers went down 5-0
in the third inning of Game 5 of the World Series,
the Lakers sacrificed their own win
to help lift the Blue Crew to a World Series title
and an ultimate display of selflessness.
But what do y'all, Sean, Sean, you can go first.
I know you did forecast that some scary things
may be on the horizon.
What do you think about the Lakers getting blown out
by the Cavs, and is that a big deal?
I mean, seeing that the Dodgers won, I think it was a great day, you know,
to see the Lakers struggle, to see, you know, it look real nasty.
You know, I just try to figure out why it's so serious, you know.
These Lakers are just absolutely, uh...
They're disgusting, you know?
They disgust me.
They disgust me.
Shot Lakers not at full strength.
Two key rotational players.
Yeah, but it's like stomach turning to watch Austin Reeves
be outplayed by a rookie.
And then watch D-Lo just...
Ugh.
I'm just so glad I'm not a Laker fan.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I would be...
Nobody's perfect.
...very upset with the fact that they made no moves.
Don Connect is their star player.
They need to invest in him.
17th overall pick.
They need to invest.
To this year, if it was just the this year thing, yeah.
They need to invest in him.
How do you feel about the Lakers?
You can't
stop fate,
man.
He played the first game with his dad,
right? And then he ain't
played since.
You go to Cleveland,
it feels, when you watch
the game, it feels as
if they... It feels as if this the game it feels as if they
It feels as if this was more of a script
Right in a sense like y'all getting blown out y'all getting blown out to the point where he gets in
Y'all are all y'all are playing horrible
To the point where he do get in in his hometown
And he scores his first point in his hometown.
God, did that.
That's, that's, that, you know what I mean?
That's not, that's not by accident, man.
That is, like, you can't, you can't erase that.
Like, hitting the first point in L.A. is cool,
but hitting your first point where you're from and where you watch all your basketball
is a whole nother feeling.
For sure, that's a fact.
So I don't get, like, me as a fan just watching, like, when I heard,
I'm like, like somebody was like, oh, you watching the Cavs?
I said, I'm only watching if there's a blowout knowing if Bronny's going to get in.
I'm only going to watch it if it's a blowout and Bronny's going to get in
to see if he scores his first bucket back there.
So you brought it up.
Let's talk about it.
It wasn't all bad for the Lakers.
Fans in Cleveland chanted, we want Bronny in the third quarter. That's crazy. Then again in the it up. Let's talk about it. It wasn't all bad for the Lakers. Fans in Cleveland chanted,
we want Bronny in the third quarter.
That's crazy.
Then again in the fourth quarter.
That's crazy.
And J.J. Redick decided to put him in the game
with about five minutes remaining.
How long do you think this is going to be?
Five minutes.
Okay.
And with just over two minutes left in the game,
Bronny got his first career bucket.
Special moment for the Akron board kid.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Rewind.
I seen somebody stand up.
No, rewind.
Oh, no, they were standing.
Let's see it again.
I want to show shot.
Hey, shot, shot.
Remember you said, like, LeBron stuff when he was doing it?
He hit you with his daddy move.
Yes.
Watch.
Go forward, go forward, go forward.
Bronny used his pops patented LeFu3 move to get the bucket.
Uh-huh. Bronny uses his pops patented lefu3 move to get the bucket
Arguably the greatest first basket for any rookie in NBA history. Here you go
That Kardashian
Keep you in the league
Already has a go-to move Bronny already has a go-to move this early in the season.
That's for you, shot.
A signature move passed down from the family.
LeBron had to try to play it off.
He was smiling in his head.
You already know. I'm a low-light club.
Hollywood.
Why are you looking at your daddy?
Parties.
Weird parties.
So Bronny ended the game with two points, two assists, a steal, and five minutes of action.
And, of course, he and LeBron are now the highest scoring father-son duo in NBA history.
A record-breaking day.
We push narratives on the show.
We're in the media, but we're not really in the media.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're going to push the narrative.
We're not really in the media.
Y'all definitely ain't talking no basketball.
How long is this going to last?
Let me know when y'all going to talk some basketball.
How long is what?
We're winning the Paramount.
The credit's cut.
Y'all done with the movie shit.
Tell me when we talk about hoop.
And I'm hopeful.
Talk Laker hoop, please.
They're going to send him to the Lakers?
Talk Laker hoop.
Not Laker movies.
Technically Laker hoop, Sean.
Come on.
It's not the production company.
What are we doing?
So you didn't like seeing that yesterday?
That didn't warm your heart?
That didn't warm your heart?
I don't watch the Lakers play. I don't watch them. But you saw him score. No, I didn't. That didn't make you sad. That was your first time seeing it, Sean. I didn't like seeing that yesterday. That didn't warm your heart? That didn't warm your heart? I don't watch the Lakers play.
I don't watch them.
But you saw him score.
No, I didn't.
That was your first time seeing a shot?
I didn't see it.
What happened?
Your makeup.
Your makeup.
Your makeup.
He's a kid.
You look like a tear.
Hey, yo, but for the moment, though, though, I was hard on him.
Ronnie is a child.
He's a child?
You getting, you checking in the first time.
I mean, you making your first bucket in the NBA wasn't cold for you?
Should he play better than, should he play better than? Should he play better than Wimby last night?
Why does that have to relate to me?
Bronny, what does that have to do with me?
It has nothing to do with me.
Like, we're not going to do that.
It has nothing to do with me.
You're talking about Bronny.
Yeah, I just said, when are we going to get past the credits
and we're going to watch the game?
We're going to stop watching the movie.
All felt bad to even.
Right now. Need a new charger. Ford and Cleveland. We're going to stop watching the movie. All felt bad to him. Right now.
He had a new charger.
Ford and Cleveland.
We were talking about the Lakers,
and he was just like,
all we talked about was Bronny checking in the game.
I was like, yeah,
at what point are we going to talk about the game?
Because for Cleveland fans,
that was the most important thing.
No, Cleveland Cavaliers actually look good.
They whooped their ass.
They whooped the Lakers' ass.
They look good,
but what I'm saying is for the Cleveland fans themselves,
their hero, I don't give a fuck what nobody said.
LeBron James is Ohio, Cleveland, that whole motherfucking side.
That's their hero.
The hero had a son.
The son made it to the NBA, and the son' first bucket was in front of us.
Like, you can't tell them nothing now.
That was a championship for those people last night.
A lot of Cleveland fans said that moment was bigger
than actually Bron bringing them their championships.
See, you're Bronowski.
No, no.
I mean, man, for some of them people, probably yes.
It's probably second.
It's probably second.
Like, it's a dad moment. It's a parent moment.'s probably second. It's a dad moment.
It's a parent moment.
It's second.
You sitting there with your kid watching LeBron James grow up,
and then the son that you watching,
and then he comes in, and y'all a little bit older,
your son's an adult, and boom.
That same kid is scoring here.
We do have somebody on this couch who knows that feeling.
Kenyon, only member on this couch currently to have your son
follow in your footsteps, make it to the league.
How special of a moment was it for you to see KJ
get his first bucket?
That was dope.
No, it was a good thing, man.
You know, just for him to be there is a blessing in itself.
Don't cry.
That was last year.
Don't you cry, motherfucker.
Don't cry, motherfucker. Don't you cry, motherfucker. That was last year. Don't you cry, motherfucker. Don't you cry, motherfucker.
Don't you cry, motherfucker.
That was last year.
That was this time last year.
That was last year.
That was last year.
That was last year.
That was last year.
That was last year.
That was last year.
That was last year.
That was last year.
That was last year.
That was last year.
That was last year.
That was last year.
That was last year.
That was last year.
That was last year.
That was last year.
That was last year. That was last year. That was last year. That was last year. That was last year. But no, just to see him, you know what I'm saying? Just, yeah, know that you're in the league.
You know, it's that.
And yeah, he ain't got a lot of buckets since then, but.
He got, he got, what?
Yeah, he got a lot of hounds.
I think y'all are just deflection on how bad the hounds look.
The Cavs should retire, I mean, have a statue for Brown right now?
Oh, no, there's going to be a statue.
No, no, no, but right now while he's playing.
Do you think, like, is this, no, no, no, no.
Like Jordan did? No, yeah, because do you think that he's done enough for Cleveland think like... No, no, no, no. Like Jordan did?
No, yeah, because
do you think that he's done enough
for Cleveland
to be able to get that?
Like right now, though,
before he retires.
They would have never
saw a championship.
Yeah.
I think they should do a statue
while he's playing.
I don't care if he's on the other team.
And make the face realistic
if we do have one request.
Just to get it out the way
because he got to do Miami.
He's getting one in Miami.
He's probably getting one in LA.
What I'm saying is
if you're Cleveland... Everywhere. If you LA what I'm saying is if you're if you're in Cleveland
everywhere if you're if you're you need something if you're Cleveland and
This is this is hometown, right? It's not Michael Jordan. This is a hometown hero for you, right?
and he's still playing I
I'm probably thinking that
This would be crazy and good for us if we did a statue while he's living, when he comes here.
Yes.
And make it a statue day when he's coming with his team.
Either they can't do it this year, maybe next year.
Yeah, next year with his son.
Like, do it.
Him being retired and coming here and making it a day,
I don't know if that hits the same.
Wait, here in L.A.? No, what I'm saying, I don't know if that hits the same. Wait, here in L.A.?
No, what I'm saying, I don't know if it hits this,
once he retires, then we do one.
That's what I'm saying, he needs to be playing now.
Even with the Wade one,
that wasn't the same feeling as if he came to town
and all those fans, them D-Wade fans,
are coming there to watch the game and watch him.
That hits a little different.
That's just PR right there.
I'm giving them PR.
Next year, I will be trying to unveil this statue for him.
You're going to do it.
I'll do it while he's still living.
Michael Jordan had one.
That's what I'm saying.
This is what I'm saying.
Motherfuckers in there rubbing that shit before the game.
Ooh, that's good luck.
That's good luck.
So does LeBron deserve that opportunity
to be able to live that up?
So the first statue's gonna be him
making the decision to go to Miami.
Like, sitting in the chair.
The statue's sitting in the chair.
I'm gonna take my town to South Beach.
That's gonna be the one in Miami.
That's the first one.
That's the first one in Cleveland
that's gonna be on the left side of the stadium
And then when he come back to Cleveland and leave again, I'm taking my stuff taking my talent to Hollywood now
Then when he go have a Cleveland when he doing the talk and then the one in the one in Hollywood gonna be
The one and he had in space there. Well, he got the Space Jam, John. He just... I mean, listen, he getting three. He might get three.
He might get three. When they knew that was gonna be his last year, they should have
revealed that statue. His last game. Right after the 60, walk outside.
60, walk outside and boom! Oh! Let's shift it. So, Brownie got his first bucket. What do
you remember about getting your first bucket,
and how did you feel scoring your first bucket in the league?
We're trying to make you feel something.
First bucket in the league.
What do you want me to feel?
Man, I mean.
What was your first bucket?
You got a big smile on your face.
My first bucket was against Portland.
Portland.
And LeWayne was at the game.
See?
Got a bucket in front of him.
I started that game. I only had two points.
You did not have to tell us that part.
We would've rolled with the story.
You got a bucket in front of Lil Wayne.
So you was winning.
That's why that's...
He had a wimpy moment.
Here's Barney J.
If I was the number one pick, I'd shot way more.
He was winning.
Lexi, how about yourself? First WBA ever.
I don't remember my first bucket.
How do you not remember your first bucket?
Because I was miserable.
I hated it there.
Wait, when you first got there you hated it?
Yeah.
How do you hate it when you first get there?
My coach sat me in his office and told me I was not going to play before camp even started.
Okay, but you got in.
I don't remember. I've erased that whole year out of my brain.
Well, okay. I've erased that whole year out of my brain. Mm. Well.
Okay.
Nick, how about your first NBA bucket?
It was a good... The bucket was cool,
but I got subbed out at the...
You know.
It was a good moment,
but they was losing already.
That's why.
They was getting their ass whooped.
He sucked us in.
Never is.
I scored, but then they start winning by more.
Oh, bad situation over there.
That's when the Gil famous moment came.
That was earlier in the year.
Oh, that was?
Yeah, that was.
Boston.
First NBA bucket, where you were?
I was in Philly.
I remember coming off, what was that? Pitch ahead, go through, cut through, go around. Michael Redd coming off, and I was in theilly. I remember coming off, what was that, pitch ahead, go through, cut through, go around,
Michael Redd coming off, and I was in the corner for a three.
I knocked down a three.
Your first one was a three?
First shot.
Yeah, first shot.
It was my first shot, too.
I was nervous.
I was like, man, just hit the rim, something.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was awesome.
Just hit the rim.
It's the best when it's the first shot, too.
It was the first shot.
And it go in.
It go in, in.
It was a switch, too.
I was like, yeah. 17-99.
First game.
Yeah.
I believe still the youngest player in NBA history with a 50-point game, if I'm not mistaken.
Yeah, I'm going to always be.
Yeah.
Seven games.
They're going to have to.
Ed is the fastest.
Yeah.
Nobody's going. Somebody going.
Yeah.
It's never be broke.
He was talking shit.
He came out about himself.
First bucket.
Don't kill him.
Don't kill him.
I remember that.
He was talking shit.
Tell Gil I'm coming in.
55, mama.
Sleep tight.
I remember that shit.
My first bucket, I have no earthly idea what it was.
OK.
Got 16 shots on my first game.
Damn.
That's what?
I don't know.
Shooter shoot?
I was four for 16.
That's it?
My first game. So I was one for 16. That's it? The first game, so.
I'm older now.
Which one of them four went in?
I have no idea.
55.
Back in 1965.
You say his menopause kicked in?
Damn.
I can't really think that long.
Don't get mad at me, because I started, and you was the don't.
Hey, don't do that.
Let's all stick together.
I started. No, no. No, you did not. No, no. You know damn well you't do that. Let's all stick together. I started.
No, no. No, you did not.
You know damn well you didn't start.
Damn well you were nowhere near starting.
I didn't want to start again.
It was getting selfish.
You was nowhere near starting.
That's when they had KG.
It was the first game.
They couldn't say a word.
Well, I started out the gate.
KG was looking at unpaid flashes when he looked at the jersey.
Remember?
He said, what?
Who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck are you?
Because it was that sub then and free throw.
Yeah, just because y'all remember y'all first bucket,
y'all wasn't getting a lot of opportunities.
Don't be mad at me.
How disrespectful is that?
Y'all actually remember y'all first time y'all checked in.
No, I started the game, so I don't remember that.
I know you got a lot on your mind.
I don't remember that.
You got a lot on your mind.
I played a lot of basketball games.
You got to play more basketball games than everybody on this couch. You've been dealing with a lot, brother. I think it played a lot of basketball games. I think I done played more basketball games than everybody on this couch.
You been dealing with a lot, brother.
I think it's a lot of knowledge rotation.
It's a lot of basketball.
You know what's so funny?
It's a lot of basketball.
You would have had a lot of fun with us.
No.
You would have had a lot of fun.
You would have had no choice.
You would have had no choice.
A lot of knowledge.
A lot of knowledge.
You would have been in his life like,
God damn it.
These motherfuckers gonna take shit.
I would have said that would have been an issue.
We would have run circuits around this.
We would have all been fucked up.
It was like, I-R, I-R, I-R.
There was one time that y'all would have knew not to mess with me after we lost.
They would have been like, yo, so what happened to the T-key and fucked them all up.
Hey, wouldn't that bitch be like, we were trying to make him laugh, it was his birthday.
We were just trying to say happy birthday.
Nick, what'd you say?
Yo, I'ma whoop my ass on the plane one time, I was saying too much.
Yeah.
I'm sweating now. I was saying too much. Yeah. Trying to...
Sweating now.
Put a bit on this.
Motherfucker, I said leave me alone.
You said leave him alone. You didn't say leave.
You didn't say nothing about me. My turn.
Yeah, y'all were...
Especially after we lost.
No.
Not the time, Jack.
Not the time. Cavs are now 5-0 for the first time since Jack. Not the time.
So Cavs are now 5-0 for the first time
since the LeBron era.
No.
Including wins over the Knicks and Lakers
their last two games.
Are the Cavs looking like the real deal in the East?
It's five games.
Uh...
Five and 0, though.
You know what's so funny?
For the last, I mean, I...
I guess that's just a culture of NBA analysts, NBA podcasts.
They don't get no love.
You know what I mean?
No one cares.
Yeah, nobody cares.
And that's the bad part because they have a good team.
They have a good, solid team.
They play well.
They play hard.
So, you know, you got to give them their credit starting off with the 5-0.
Yeah.
Ain't no 5-0.
5-0 since 2017.
You know, 5-0. You know, they're going to finish fourth.
They're good.
Right? Maybe third.
Finish first. Maybe third.
Yeah.
They get beat. They get beat second.
You know, they're not going to get the credit that they should because they are in Cleveland.
That's the bad part about it.
Certain cities like... They don't have a star like that. Like a they are in Cleveland. That's the bad part about it. In certain cities, like...
They don't have a star like that, like a superstar.
They do.
And this is why we can't talk because...
He's a star.
You don't think he's a star?
Him, right here.
I said a mega star, like...
No, don't do it. Don't do it.
Can we talk about this already?
Don't do it. Don't do it.
We've already had this conversation.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it. We just go, what? He's hard. He's hard. He's hard.
You don't think Devin Mitchell's top five?
No, no, no.
I think he is.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
He's just...
Relax, relax, relax.
He has something deeply rooted.
He is deeply rooted.
I ain't got nothing deeply rooted against nobodies.
You don't think he's top five?
Should we go over here?
No, no, no.
Book.
No, no, no.
He's not a number one option on a championship team.
You don't fuck with that? We've already had this whole conversation. He's not a number one option on a championship team. You've already had this whole conversation.
Drink, please.
Jalen Brown is a number one option on the championship team.
Jalen Brown's not a number one.
That's why they do a start at five.
Jalen Brown is a number one option on the championship team.
We just saw it last year.
He's doing a second.
Donovan Mitchell is not a number one option on the championship team.
Who was on the first start at five, y'all, on Netflix?
All right, so which one, on Netflix? Okay.
All right.
So which one is he doing?
Are you doing the season two?
Okay, so what that means. That's the second option.
He's not a starting five.
So why he didn't get finals MVP then, Jason Tatum?
That's the second option starting five.
How did we get here?
Hey, answer the question.
So why did Jason Tatum get finals MVP?
I know how.
I know how.
If you watch from the starting five,
all the reporters who said Jason Tatum get final as MVP? I know how. I know how. If you watch from the start of five, all the reporters
who said Jason Tatum
cannot win the championship
being the number one pick.
Brandon. Right? Being the number one option.
All those reporters
who
said it here. Remember, this is the beginning of the
season. They publicly here
said Jason Tatum is not
that guy. He cannot win a championship being the number one option.
Right?
Okay.
Those are the same people who voted.
Now, that's the problem because this is a narrative that they.
Hold on.
Hold on.
This is a.
This is a.
This is public.
This was a narrative they pushed.
Now, if he wins a championship being the number one option,
you look stupid for saying it.
So you voted against him to make yourself look right.
I'm not rolling.
Jalen Brown went out there to play.
The media didn't pay Jalen Brown to play bad.
Hold on.
Hold on.
We'll give you an extra $2,000 if you go out winning.
Hold on, hold on. We'll give you an extra $2,000 if you go out winning MVP. Hold on. When did Jason, when did Jason, when did Brown,
when did Brown become the number one option?
When did you hear that?
When did I hear that?
What day did you hear that?
When I said it.
When did he hear it?
When I said it.
No, no, no.
He said what he said.
When he said it.
Hold on.
I made it up.
When did he hear it?
I made it up out of thin air.
When did you make it up? Yes. So you made it up. Yes. That don't mean anything I made it up out of thin air. When did you make it up?
So you made it up.
Yes.
No, no.
I created a narrative that Jalen Brown is the number one
option on the team.
You never heard it.
When did you make it up?
What?
When?
When I picked the team.
In a regular season?
When I picked Boston.
No, no, you didn't.
It was in the finals.
It was in the finals.
Right before Steve A did that stuff, I picked him.
I said Jalen.
He was picking Jalen Brown. I was picking Jalen Brown.
What I'm saying is, when did Jalen Brown become a number one option publicly?
Publically?
82 games?
No.
Round one?
No.
Round two?
No.
Eastern Conference Finals.
No, what I'm saying is, when did they publicly start saying it?
When they realized Austin was probably going to win the championship
and they was going to look stupid.
So then that's when the narrative started running.
Oh, Jalen Brown, oh, Jalen Brown, oh, his defense, his this, that.
That motherfucker got 38 and 8.
Oh, he's playing great defense.
He's shooting 75%.
Oh, his defense, oh.
I was switching the is all Jalen Brown
Was supposed to do because his step what do you do?
I feel like that's the dog man when he's a man, but when you
Jalen Brown deserved every award you got he does he's old that's when the narrative. Oh, he's mad
Oh, he does. That's what I feel like it start happening. We even make the all team. Well
Conference final Jason Tater made the Olympic team did any narrative change nothing then when he stopped when he started not to play
That's when some narrative started to change. Yes
Yeah, all of a sudden you want to now say we don't even play you didn't play you didn't get picked
I guess we know man, you. You know I'm the best
player on this team. So just bringing
it back because this was a question about the Cleveland
Cavaliers. You got the favor
from the media. I like Jalen Brown.
Shot, are the Cavs looking like
the real deal? Yes.
Like I said last year when they showed
promise, I said the Cavs are something to be
reckoned with, but they ended up getting rid of BJ.
I mean, JB Bickerstaff.
And then, you know, Garland was up.
He was trying to figure out what he was going to do.
They brought the same squad back.
I don't think they did.
They didn't get better at all, but they're going to, like you said.
Kenny Atkinson came in.
Five, six, you know, they'll get five, six.
Same story.
So.
They show promise, you know, to show the team.
They got to find a number one option.
Don't do it.
Fourth in the East last year. Don't do it. Fourth in the East last year.
Don't break them down.
Don't do it.
Don't break them down.
Gietelges.
They need to find a number one option.
Oh, hey, you Gietelges today.
Come on.
Come on, Gietel.
You discovered something?
I was just trying to.
Do it.
Drop it.
I don't want to even do it.
I'm just saying defense.
Drop it.
I see that camera in the middle of the field right behind you.
Okay, okay. I'm sure you know when I see that camera in the middle of your right mind. Okay, okay.
You know when they say, like, ew, he was playing some great defense,
and then you look at the person that he was sticking stats,
you're like, ew, man, that's defense.
Okay.
That 30, 32, 27, 29.
I'm just saying he played both sides.
I'm just saying.
I ain't got to say that.
Reed, you ain't got to say that.
You got to say we won.
All you got to say is we won.
38, yeah, that wasn't enough. That Tatum was not a- And 38 wasn't enough.
That 32 wasn't enough.
Whatever you got on me wasn't enough. We won.
Jason Tatum is not a better defender than Jalen Brown.
I don't know. How do you know that?
I know that from- Who says that?
How do you know that for sure?
Who did they put on the toughest offensive player?
He said- Who's-
He's the fourth man. Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on. Wait, say that again. Say fourth man. Hold on, hold on.
Say that again.
Say that again.
Who did that?
Say that again.
Nick, I'm asking you a question.
OK, ask him.
Nick, Nick.
Who do they put on the best offensive player?
Drew Holiday was guarding Kyrie.
Ain't that the best offensive player?
On the team?
On Dallas?
Ain't that the best player?
Excuse me?
No.
I like this.
Say it again.
I like this conversation. Say it again. Ain't Ky? Excuse me? I like this. Say it again. I like this conversation.
Say it again.
Ain't Kyrie the best...
I like this conversation.
...best offensive player?
And you asking me that question.
Yeah.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Yeah.
Okay, Luka is the best player on the team.
Okay, Luka's the best player on the team.
Who was guarding Luka?
Position-wise.
Who was guarding Luka?
Position-wise.
Who was guarding Luka?
Brown.
Brown.
Brown.
So the best defender, the best defender guarded the best offensive player.
And what was the difference?
How about this?
Let's try it on the other team.
Let's move the goalposts.
Let's try it on the team.
Let's move the goalposts.
How about we move the goalposts?
How about we move the goalposts?
He's the best.
He's trying my way.
How about we try it my way? Let me put it over here and say, how about this? He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. The best offensive player, correct? Say it again. The best defensive player, which would have been Jalen Brown,
guarded the best offensive player, right?
Fair assessment.
Fair assessment, right?
Their best defender.
Who was the best defender on Dallas?
Ooh.
Ain't that Jones or PJ?
Which one?
Yeah, Jones.
Who guarded the best offensive player on Dallas then?
Their best defender.
Ooh. Who guarded the best offensive player on Dallas then? Their best. Ooh.
Who guarded the best offensive player on Dallas?
Jason gets everybody's best defender.
Who do you put your worst defender on?
He said the best offensive player, right?
Now I'm moving to goal post.
He said offensive.
Now I'm moving to goal post.
What he said out of his mouth.
He said the best offensive player.
Best player.
Slip of the tongue.
Was it a slip of the tongue or what? What I'm saying. You said the best offensive player on Dallas. I don't. He said the best offensive player. Best player. Slip of the tongue. Yeah, yeah. Was it a slip of the tongue or what?
Because what I'm saying.
You said the best offensive player on Dallas.
I don't think he said the best offensive player.
On Boston.
It's just me, though.
On Boston.
The best defensive player on Dallas will be guarding the best offensive player on Boston.
Offensive player.
Right?
Best defenders.
And you're going to usually hide your worst defensive player, right?
So you're usually going to put your worst defensive player on the guy who you don't really fear.
Right?
I bet they fear him now.
Who is the worst defensive player on Dallas?
Can somebody say it?
Probably Luka.
Luka, okay.
Don't say problem.
You've seen that shit.
Luka?
Don't say problem.
So who was Luka guard in the whole series? Kyrie Irving is the worst defender on the team. Part of Luka. Luka, okay. Don't say problem. You've seen that shit. Luka? Don't say problem. So who was Luka guarding the whole series?
Kyrie Irving is the worst offender on the team.
Who was Luka guarding?
No way.
Who was Luka guarding?
Come on, man.
Who was Luka guarding?
That was embarrassing.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Are you going to say something like that?
He was guarding.
Kenyon, don't do that.
Kenyon, don't do that.
He was guarding.
Brown.
You've seen what you've seen.
He was guarding Brown. It ain't like you've seen it. It ain't do that. He was guarding Brown. You seen what you seen. He was guarding Brown.
It ain't like you seen it.
It ain't like you seen it.
We seen it.
We watched it.
We seen them all guarding each other.
Everybody guarded everybody.
Nobody was designated to guard.
Oh, no, they was designated.
On Boston.
Oh, okay.
When you got four killers on the team.
Who you going to say, oh, you just guard him?
Lucky ain't.
No.
Lucky YouTube's here.
So let's see who's sitting next to who on the team.
You know what I mean?
Because I'm pretty sure Luka was being guarded by Brown.
At what point are we getting to the point?
At what point are we getting to the point?
Wait, are we saying Brown the best defender on the team?
Yeah.
He's better than Drew Holiday?
No.
I was about to say, look what Drew did to Kyrie.
He ain't better than Drew.
He ain't better.
He is the third best. The third best at Drew. He is the third best at everything.
He's the third best at everything, but he somehow gets the MVP.
Bro, I think Jalen Brown is the best defender on the team.
He's better than Drew?
That's what he is.
Right now.
Right now.
Right now.
He's taller.
He's stronger.
He's faster.
He does all that better.
Drew's smarter.
Drew's smarter.
Drew's way smarter.
But Jalen, he don't give up.
Lock in and all that.
Yes.
I'm rolling with you.
I'm rolling with you on that one.
And I'm only giving size and advantage because Drew is up there.
He got his chance.
I love Jalen, but I'm not rolling.
Jalen Brown's an animal.
He's an animal.
First of all, he'll come down and defend and then come down and give you a bucket.
Give you a bucket.
Everybody can't do that.
Everybody can't do that in the league.
Facts.
A lot of guys can't do that in the league.
Come down, defend the best player, and then come get you a bucket.
And get you a bucket right away.
A lot of guys cannot do that.
Listen, listen.
Not like Jalen Brown.
Thank you, Brandon.
I wish I could guard the best defender.
I wish I could guard the best offensive player.
What the fuck?
Jalen Brown.
Look at how the Jalen Brown fans came to the bubble.
Oh, shit!
Wait, wait, stop, yo.
Where the fuck did he come from?
Jalen Brown, man.
You just sitting there talking.
Jalen Brown, man.
Jalen Brown, man.
Jalen Brown, man.
Zombies courtesy of Jalen Brown and the Boston Celtics.
What is this?
Wait, wait, hold on.
What the fuck did they call her?
Why did they fall like that?
Brandon, I see no black people reacting.
Now Nick, Nick, stand up and hit the dance with them.
I didn't see this one. No, I didn't see yours. Now, Nick, Nick, stand up and hit the dance with him. Do-do-do-do-do. Yo!
I see this.
I didn't see this one.
Did you see her?
No, I didn't see her.
I'm talking about it's nowhere, dog.
Oh, my God.
No, bro, I'm not.
No, bro.
I'm not playing with you.
I was not playing with you.
What is this?
Lexi, Lexi, sacrifice yourself.
Lexi, sacrifice yourself for the couch.
All right, you got to stop.
That's a fit.
Gil, go to contact.
That's a fit.
That's a fit.
You came out from fucking nowhere. That's a fit. That's a fit. Oh, go to Costco. That's a fit. That's a fit. Came out from fucking nowhere.
That's a fit.
Oh, everything I rocked that.
Give me that when you did it.
Zombies are fitted.
Zombies are fitted.
Damn, they missed.
Looked like he got the fear gauze on.
Right?
They didn't get them.
Zombie pie.
Yo, what is this?
Somebody got them.
No.
OK, yeah, so Jay LeBron got them.
Go ahead.
I don't know what Brandon is doing.
He might as well change everything.
I'm sorry, bro.
He didn't get it?
I didn't get it.
All in my shoe.
He missed it?
Goddamn.
I wanted my shoe.
Nick, get your dance going.
So they're filming him.
They don't see that.
That's crazy.
I wanted my thing.
Well, they all got it.
Y'all good?
They were all right.
Hey, man, y'all done?
Are y'all done? Hey man, y'all done?
Hey, are y'all done?
OK, cool.
I knew all y'all was scary.
I need to do that in slow motion.
Yeah, yeah.
And King got his shoe scared off.
No.
We had a special.
No, this boy didn't just knock the drink over in his shoe.
Look at all that.
Special gift sent over by Jaylen Brown in the Celtics.
Sot wit.
I just reacted to a fusion of turns.
Yeah, shout out to Jayla Brown, man.
I just saw the lights and all I heard was...
I was a number one option level troll.
Number one option level troll.
Number one.
Number one.
I can't.
I mean, I just saw the light.
I thought we was doing mostly fans or something or hibachi time.
You did not hear the music.
You did not hear my host kick.
I thought somebody finally had enough of Giz.
That was enough.
I said, damn, I came at the wrong time.
Oh, my God.
All right, let's keep it moving.
Let's stay in the Eastern Conference.
Ooh, that look like an ex-T being ugly like that.
Look, she's just sitting there.
Good, we do not want to know which team, man.
Thank you very much.
But entering Thursday's game.
Oh, my God.
That is not okay.
That wasn't okay.
That is not okay.
She's just sitting there standing.
All right, well, get her a plate.
Oh, my God. Get her some of that potato salad with the raisins in it, please.
Oh, my God.
She's just sitting there.
Right?
Is that real?
It's a door, right?
Y'all said y'all wanted the work.
You said you wanted new work, Nick.
Uh-huh.
I don't need the work to sit there.
They got to scare me mentally.
Man, this is in front of me.
I got to be like, damn.
Did I go through this?
I need emotional trauma.
This shit.
I got to be scared like that.
Did you see the way them two pounds out?
We just sit here watching y'all.
No, I'm real.
That was just like Oakley walked in the building.
Like Oakley walked in.
Y'all like, check please.
Oh.
Oh.
He said Oak.
Oak downstairs.
Y'all was out there.
Y'all looked like you were scared too though.
No, yeah.
Because I was looking at this one and then, yeah.
Yeah.
He came creeping.
If the zombies want to go hoop, the court is open. See, he came creeping if the zombies want to go hope the
Once you want to go get me
That's why I say when you did that I start running I said no I'm not playing no more
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Yeah, fast.
All right, well, let's...
Get way over here.
Y'all just proved...
Y'all just proved that you will lose...
You will die in the apocalypse immediately.
You want to stay and fight him?
No.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
I'm on the boat.
I'll prove that when I see somebody...
Y'all... Y'all just white-girled it. Y'all both did it. You want to stay and fight him? No. Yeah. I'll prove that when I see somebody like that.
Y'all just white girled it.
Y'all both fell.
No, they running away.
Y'all both fell.
And they tripped.
And they jumped.
I seen him run, so I ran.
And y'all tripped.
But y'all both died.
I didn't know that happened in real life.
You dead.
That shit happened in real life.
Y'all tripped.
That's why you look the way you look now.
You don't understand?
You dead?
This is you got a damn job.
Y'all tripped, like in dead. All y'all dead.
Y'all tripped, like in the movies.
Y'all are the, y'all are the source of blackness.
Y'all, and this is the reason why all black people,
all black people die before the credits start.
In scary movies.
We the first ones to go.
Y'all grew up in good neighborhoods.
When you see somebody, you go.
But y'all fail.
I didn't know that happened.
They always show that in scary movies.
And I'm like, why they always fall over nothing?
And y'all both fell over nothing.
They not from the hood.
I didn't know what was going on.
Y'all tripped.
Nobody from the hood falls.
Nobody from the hood falls.
And he was walking.
They ain't never had no fences.
You know when Michael Myers be walking slow as hell and they trip.
Oh, my knees don't move that fast.
They ain't never been chased by no rock wilders?
They just sitting there standing there.
Damn.
He's still nervous.
I don't like, like, bro.
Are you real?
Are they real?
He said, I'm over here.
He have been.
I'm holding now.
Take me back.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Jesus. You me back. I'm sorry. Jesus.
No, you're not.
You're gonna die.
At this age, yeah.
You're gonna die.
Fuck the curl up and everything.
Mess the curl up.
Can I get my spray, please?
Can we get Nick some more activator?
Curl dried out.
Looking like Cookie Head.
But let's keep it moving.
Entering Thursday's game against the Heat,
Carl Anthony Towns was averaging just 15 points
on nine field goal attempts per game.
But this game was much different for the big bodega.
Cat looked like the four-time all-star
that Nick's traded for a month ago.
So Cat dropped a 44-piece,
going 17 for 25 from the field,
4 for 5 from deep.
He also grabbed 13 rebounds in 39 minutes of action.
You already know Tim said,
you're going to play.
You're going to play, Mr. Bodega.
His 44 points were the third highest total
in the league this season,
behind Paolo's 50 and Maxie's 45.
And the most by Nick Center,
since Patrick Ewing put up 46 all the way back in 1995.
Jalen Brunson had 22 points and nine dimes, scoring 18 of those 22 in the second half.
And after saying he needed to get Cat the ball more,
he backed it up with five of those assists going to the big bodega.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
We got Nick Curl.
43 for Towns.
It's a little dry in the front.
Big fur.
That zombie got a fit on him, bro.
I ain't gonna lie.
Zombies get fits off in 2024.
For sure.
Appreciate you to our zombie duo.
Real character. It ain't even snapped out of it. It ain't even set. 2024. For sure. Appreciate you to our zombie duo.
Real character.
Ain't even said.
Nicknames are PG and MB.
They're probably.
I hate this.
But he said, I hate this.
Got him uncomfortable.
Man, right?
What's y'all reaction to Cat dropping a 40 piece
after getting up eight shots in the previous game?
You have some opinions after the eight-shot performance.
Good for his confidence.
I mean, it's always good when you come to a new team.
It's good for you to, like, get that game under you,
see where you fit in.
He got it in early, so, I mean, you know, it's whatever.
It's whatever.
I mean, it's the Knicks. It's the Knicks.
It is a New York team, Brandon.
The conversation was head.
I'm phased by New York teams.
Yeah, I'm phased right now by New York teams.
Anybody can get it.
That's coming at L.A.
We are a Los Angeles show.
You know, it's good for him because, or just like any baller,
when you're trying to figure out how to get the ball and you voice it
or it's pointed out, like like yo, he needs the ball
and you actually
Produce right cuz if you came out here and played bad
Everybody been like yes
Can he go back to eight shots?
And so the fact that he produced, you know, it's gonna lead to you know, better success for them
Mr. Cemetery Larry our resident New York Knicks fan,
since July.
Run the tape back for me.
Run the tape back.
Yo, the one thing you do want to do, though,
is see the ball go in when you go to the new team.
Man.
For your confidence.
So eight shots previous game, 25.
Yeah, man.
All right.
That's a middie.
That's a middie.
You know what I'm saying?
That's called a middie.
This is a post-hook, jump hook. That's a drive. That was a midi. That's a midi. You know what I'm saying? That's called a midi. This is a post hook, jump hook.
That's a drive. That was a drive.
This is a pick and roll.
This is a dunk.
Okay.
Look.
All right.
So this is a post move, jump hook in the post.
This is a post play.
Boom.
This is a drive from the top of the key
all the way to the bucket.
And one. Drive. Oh, this is a pick and the top of the key all the way to the bucket and one drive
Oh, this is a pick and pick and pop three-pointer as a seven-footer. Oh
Again, let me do this. Okay. I can rebound to let me get let me get this down here
Ah, cuz I'm seven foot flex. They did the cemetery legs legs with your well
Here's that what you use this for less what years he in? Go. He better be fucking doing that.
I just remember Josiah asking Cemetery Larry, what do you think?
Josiah did ask Cemetery Larry that question.
That's all I remember.
I think Cat is about to find him a nice home at this New York Zoo.
Oh, I think so, too.
He's going to find a nice little cage where we can let that lion roar.
No luck.
So he's not.
Your preface said you like dogs, not cats.
But you like lions.
You like lions.
Lions.
What is a lion?
Feline.
It's only.
A cat.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
A big cat.
A big bird.
I don't want to have to dumb it down.
Dumb it down?
You know what I'm saying?
Let's keep it as a lion, right?
Keep the lion walking the cage.
Y'all just seen that lion roaring just now.
Man, please, that was a cat.
A panthera.
It's only one lion to ever walk with him.
New York plays that ball.
And I remember Gil saying that it was bad for New York to try to keep Julius.
And now the more I see Julius play with Timberwolves,
it's probably the best move they made bringing Cat over here.
He fits them better.
He fits them way better.
Even though Drew, he don't fit the Timberwolves.
He don't?
Nah.
No, he slows the ball.
He's a ball stopper.
He slows the ball down.
But what Cat does is he helps them move the ball,
and he picks his spot because he ain't like the ultra-aggressive.
Yeah, he don't steal the show.
Like, he'll get it.
He'll do what he needs to do.
I think this game. He's a lot faster. Yeah, a lot't steal the show. Like he'll get it, he'll do what he need to do. I think this game.
He's a lot faster.
Yeah, a lot faster.
That's what makes him good.
He's faster with whatever he's gonna make.
Well, they can't shoot the three either.
He can shoot it, but it ain't consistent like that.
But he don't have to shoot the three.
Nah, he been shooting the fucking three.
He can shoot it.
He can shoot it.
But he don't have to shoot the three.
He can't shoot like Cactus.
I don't know.
Cactus, not at that rate.
This year?
Yeah, I'm gonna say Cactus. Not at that rate. but he this year he been shooting this fuck out that ball from the three
He shouldn't about what high fifties right now, right? I mean, I mean 45
No, I say come February. We'll see. I like cat. I like cat would do I like what they said come February
Bill wins around that's a build wins around his performances.
They got to survive.
That's all.
Survive until you get your home.
Julius Randle currently shooting 63% from three.
Damn.
They all just stopped playing with my dog.
That's my run.
2.5 makes on four attempts.
That's their run?
Yeah, that's my run.
In his first four games this season.
So happy he got out of New York, but I think this is good for New York.
They finally got like a semi-star, man.
Damn.
New York finally has a... A real star. He's a real a semi-star, man. Damn. New York finally has a...
A real star.
He's a real star.
Did they not have...
Damn.
Who is?
He's a real semi-star.
Oh, semi-star.
Okay.
Yeah.
Did they not have a star in Jalen Brunson?
He was making...
Top five MVP...
He had to make himself a star.
He came near a star.
I know what you mean.
Yeah, they finally got someone.
You know, he got that glitter around him. He's not supposed to be a star. No, I know what you mean. Yeah, he finally got someone. Yeah, number one pick, you know, he got that glitter around him.
He's supposed to be a star.
Right, yeah.
But Jalen Brunson is...
It's how he plays.
Like, when I watch his podcast, when I watch his podcast,
he has a personality.
He's funny as fuck, right?
Okay.
Very supportive of Jalen Brunson now.
He's sarcastic.
Like, he's funny.
I saw him in New York at 2 a.m.
I swear to God.
When he plays, he plays that grimy,
he plays that grimy, don't say nothing assassin basketball.
Right?
He don't smile.
He don't do any of that.
So it's kind of, it's different.
Like, if he, if he had his,
that's what I'm saying, if he had his,
if he can transform his podcast personality
onto the court at moments,
he can shoot up.
Yeah.
For real.
He's funny, so...
He's funny, right?
He is funny.
But it's still very...
It's a little thing, you know,
get a little drink,
have a little handshake.
It's just a little thing.
But it's still very, like, dry.
Like, it's dry humor.
Sarcastic.
Yeah.
I mean, it kind of matches his game.
Kenya, they got a podcast?
Yeah, him and Josh Hart.
Him and who?
Josh Hart.
It's called What the Roommates or something?
What the Roommates, yeah.
They're funny.
Yeah, they're funny.
They be on their club.
I like them.
I got to send Josh Hart some stuff, man.
He said I ain't winning in life.
Yeah, thanks.
News to me.
Can you and Josh Hart increase the piece? I want to send Josh Hart some stuff, man. He said I ain't winning in life. Yeah, thanks. News to me. Send some tough crowd. Can you and Josh Hart increase the piece?
I want to send some tough crowd.
Josh Hart, I want to see some tough crowd
to see if I'm winning in life.
Oh.
Oh, brother.
I hope he throw that shit in the trash just because the way
you delivered it.
That's right.
That's fine.
I hope he wears it.
Everybody got to come in.
Everybody got to come to LA.
Hey, Nick owe $100.
It's Halloween. I owe $300. I owe $300. I ain't going. Hey, Nick owe $100. It's Halloween.
I owe $300.
I owe $300.
I ain't going to lie.
I owe $300.
I'm not Nick today.
With the dead guy in the red jacket,
owe $100.
The dead guy. You owe a lot of money, bro.
Mr. B, you said everybody has to come to L.A.
They do.
Do they need to check in with it?
Say it right.
Say it right.
You got to check in.
I'm on a podcast.
Check in.
Josh Hart, please pull up to the podcast.
We're going to check in. We're going to check in. I'm on a podcast. Check in. Josh Hart, please pull up to the podcast. We gonna check in.
We gonna check in here.
So, second question.
How much did Cat need a game like this
to get Nick's fan on his side?
As you know, Nick's fan's very fickle.
Oof.
Man.
Just be honest.
He needed a 40 ball?
He needed it.
No, not a 40 ball.
There's not one Nick fan in New York right now
that gives two shits about what he did last night.
Oh, yeah, because he lost.
Okay?
Are we going to be honest?
Let's just be honest with a Knick.
You hear this?
There's no Knick fan last night that paid attention to him scoring 44.
It was the only bright spot.
No, there was no bright spot.
We just lost.
There was no bright spot that could have been bright last night for them.
They lost that game.
TV, Internet, motherfucking cable, gone.
Gone.
Gil, can you remind our New York fans what game you're referring to?
They had a 5-0 lead and lost it.
Oh, oh.
In the World Series.
When the Dodgers became world champions of the world.
You really think after that,
after the ending of the night,
whatever happened, you think they was like,
oh, let's see what the Knicks is doing.
Hell no!
That's exactly what the Knicks fans do.
What about them Knicks?
What about them Knicks? What did them Knicks do?
Ah, fuck the Yankees. Ah, fuck them all to hell. But What did them Knicks do? Ah, fuck the Yankees.
Ah, fuck them all to hell.
But what did them Knicks do?
Ah, we won.
What did you do?
Ah, okay.
What did you do?
They was drunk after that.
Okay.
He longed for a ticket shot.
You did what?
Look at Stone Cold.
He turned everything on.
The Knicks game was already over.
This game's already over.
But then I watched the cat highlights.
You watched the cat highlights. And watched the cat highlights, right?
And it made you feel what?
Better.
Better.
He said, after the game, I turn all this shit on.
Make us all feel better.
There's a lot of angry people in that parking lot drunk.
It's the safety net.
They've been watching those nicks.
They've been watching those nicks last night.
It's the feel safe, man.
The nicks win.
Everybody else lose.
Not something to build on.
That's a game.
This is a World Series.
They played Miami. This was the World Series. They played Miami.
This was the World Series.
You really think?
I wouldn't have took that subway.
No, not that one.
Not last night.
Not last night.
Not last night.
Yankees, brother?
Not last night.
We care.
New York.
It was 4-1.
New York.
It was 4-1.
We had to win three more games.
We knew.
We knew.
We knew.
We ain't going to be too delusional.
As far as timing goes, as far as timing goes,
I'm pretty sure the basketball game was over
before the baseball game.
But imagine if Cat had a bad game.
So that 44 happened before that collapse.
No, no.
They was in Miami, not New York.
And you know in Miami,
it is New York fans.
They can sense it.
But the collapse ain't happened yet.
But they can sense it. It's good. Since it didn't happen, the two told us fans. They can sense it. But class ain't happened yet. But they can sense it.
It's good.
Since it didn't happen, the two told us things.
They knew.
They knew Rizzo was slow.
They knew Gary Cole wasn't about to cover.
Was it on SportsCenter?
Was this 44 on SportsCenter?
Yep.
No.
They knew Freddie was ready.
Hey, tomorrow.
That's my thing.
It ain't even on YouTube right now.
And you know what the Dodgers finna play?
A song.
They not like us.
Juan Soto. Oh, no. Oh, yeah
Why so don't come to death row? Mm-hmm? Okay, don't have to worry about your first thing ever over
He's not getting the base Freddie Freeman janky and this is we this is called aftermath. We want jazz
Hey, I want to know he's gonna need to come over to our team. Leave the game
They can go he can go he need to come to LA Your lips turning black jazz. We got the fire out here. We'll take jazz and Marcus
Oh, and New York fans said he will score 44 we
Know by watching a lot of
Lot of Knicks fans in Miami, though.
A lot of Knicks fans in Miami.
No pressure tonight, baby. Yeah, yeah, no pressure.
Yankees in Miami.
Yankees in Miami.
No pressure tonight, baby.
Let me get to this.
That's why I said the bubble had to be no pressure.
I ain't got to worry about nobody screaming, yelling at me.
Probably the hardest condition that any team could play in.
Nobody in there yelling saying you did nothing.
But J.J. Benzo.
That was the easiest ever to play.
I would have had.
Hotel toilets.
I would have been like.
There's only a few teams, there's only a few franchises
in sports that neutral hurts them.
Yankees, Dodgers, Cowboys, Steelers, Lakers.
He coming.
He's not big of a Cowboys.
Hey, Steelers fans, pull up.
Wherever it's at.
They got to fight, but they're not Cowboys.
Cowboys want to be at home when they play.
They don't want to be in a neutral site where there's no fans.
Like, nah.
Steelers win chips, though.
Steelers win chips.
Nonetheless.
Good job, Cap.
Shout out to the Big Bo Daggers.
Big Purr.
New York fans, it's going to get okay.
We're going to take Juan Soto off your hands.
Yeah, I just got to take one of my Cleveland homies.
Yeah, that shit's crazy, bro.
Nobody gave a fuck about Brody being out there in Cleveland.
He's capping.
First of all, he didn't get tickets to the game.
It was dead.
No, he was not dead.
They had to send an ovation for him.
That's a lie.
That's a lie.
He's a cat.
He said it was one section of the crowd. He said it was not dead. They had a standard ovation for him. That's a lie. That's a lie.
He's a cat.
He said it was one section of the crowd.
He was probably...
He said it was one...
He said it was a section of the crowd.
Let me ask you this.
Tell your homie, does he like Kobe Bryant?
He loves LeBron.
No, he likes Kobe Bryant.
He's not.
He loves LeBron.
He likes Kobe Bryant.
No, he's a LeBron fan.
Oh, LeBron fan.
Yeah.
He really a Cleveland fan.
He say, LeBron not from Cleveland.
He ain't a Cleveland fan.
He ain't a Cleveland fan. He ain't really from hood. He ain't really from hood, but they rock with him. Cleveland fans a brown not from Cleveland
He ain't really from good but they rock with that ain't a real that's why he
Cavaliers fan cuz you get throw a rock hit all that shit. Yep. Tell him go listen to bone thugs I'm accurate can't youngstown Cleveland. Don't kill the messenger man. I'm just
I just got a credible source that just told me
nobody was cheering for the man.
And the cameras was panning and pandering for him.
I can't.
Say his name.
What you hiding him for?
Journalistic integrity.
That is dangerous.
Of course.
I hate your soul.
I did not do such a thing.
You are messing with me.
I did not do such a thing.
You are messing with Bronny's marketability.
No, I'm not.
They're preparing for being on Olympic team in the future.
The executives, they talk too.
Steven ain't pull up.
We ain't forgot.
We busy too. We busy too, sir.
We got the zombie work for you, Mr. A.
Got zombie work.
That shit probably hit, don't it?
I tell you.
Sorry, that's not doing my job.
Nothing.
Gil and Nick start hollering at the zombies during the apocalypse. Y'all keeping y'all masks on?
Hell yeah.
I'm about to pick the kids up.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
I'm going trick or treating.
You going trick or treating?
It's just early.
Well, it gets dark at 5.30.
Man, I got to keep this paint on and shit the whole day?
Yeah.
I'm in character all day.
Somebody need to touch me up.
Touch me up. Come on to the grill. Well, it gets dark at 5.30. Man, I got to keep this paint on and shit the whole day? I'm in character all day.
Somebody need to touch me up.
Come over to the grill.
Hey, back there, we still got the makeup artist here.
Shout out to our lovely makeup artist, our crew.
I'm taking a nap on my back.
Wig on it.
Let's keep this thing moving.
You too.
You're like, yeah.
As K-Mart can tell you, being the number one overall pick comes with some expectations.
Who?
As K-Mart?
Who?
The Joker?
Who?
K-Mart?
Joker?
No.
Knowledge.
Don't call me that, bro.
Mr. Knowledge?
No.
Mr. Knowledge.
As a gentleman to my right can tell you.
See, if you call me K-Mart, I think you're a fan, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I am a fan. No, no, no. Not on a fan, bro. Yeah. Yeah. I am a fan.
No, no, no.
Not on this couch, you're not.
Okay.
We are co-workers.
We're co-workers.
That's my co-worker, K-Mart.
What was the question?
You called me K-Mart.
Don't do that.
You didn't even get that.
K-Mart already told you that.
What was the question, Joe?
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
This is hilarious.
I need to record this.
Oh, Lord.
Uh-oh.
B, get your shot, dog.
Batty, batty, shot o'clock.
He said he was going to holler.
Get to going.
Yo, she for real. Batty, batty, shot o'clock You said you was going to holler. Get it going. Yo, she for real.
Batty, batty shot o'clock.
Oh, she for real with it, man.
Wait, wait. Is that him?
Hey, you're earning that check.
Oh, man. Thank you.
Yo, she killed it.
Yeah.
How come zombies can't talk?
They dead.
They can walk and move.
They can make that noise. They can make that noise, but they can't learn the English language?
I don't like it.
Yeah, why don't you speak?
Damn, Gina.
No.
Wait, what was the question, Joe?
Oh, so...
No, that's not it.
Yeah.
Well, being the number one overall pick...
This is dark.
Being the number one pick comes with some expectations.
So native Frenchman 2020 for number one overall pick,
Zachary Rissachet, realized pretty quickly the NBA was nothing like anything
he had previously experienced playing professionally in France.
So here's what he told John Hollinger, the athletic, during training camp.
He said, back in France, I was super athletic.
Now I'm just a regular dude.
Damn.
We've been trying to say it, though.
But,
question for you.
Do you appreciate the honesty coming from Zachary
and Isache? Oh, he playing in real time.
Like, I think
Wimby made a statement, something similar.
Like,
the game, yeah, it's just, it's that.
When you young,
and you gifted, and're taller than everybody,
those are great attributes.
You around certain guys where you're the most athletic guy, great.
But it's every third guy here, right?
It ain't you and then 72 other guys. No, it's, yeah, so there's a glaring difference in that regard.
We're not talking about just skill set.
We're talking about just, you said, athleticism.
So it's, yeah, I appreciate his honesty,
but there's nothing that you can go work on.
Can't get in the weight room?
No, exactly, no.
No, there's nothing you can do to...
For athletics.
Generics. I mean, genetics.
Calf raises?
There's nothing you can do for athleticism.
Yeah, when you was 10.
For athleticism?
No, that's...
There's nothing you can do to be athletic.
Really?
Nothing.
It's just...
You have it or you don't.
I mean, he's clearly talking about, like, the...
Like, even the guys that were like,
-"Oh, I got a 50-inch vertical." -"We not saying we don't get a...
Like, think about, like, a...
Think about, like, a 5'5 dude who got a 40-inch,
40-something-inch vertical, 50-inch vertical.
His genetics is already there.
I worked on my lifestyle.
But you probably already had it.
At lunchtime, seeing you...
Yo, that's just jumping, though.
That's just jumping, yeah.
When I went to Dominguez, right, in the 10th grade,
that's when I got that 250.
Remember the Home Depot Center?
Yes.
Right?
And Carson.
I was one of the first athletes to go there at a young age,
and we were doing things to train our body.
It was like cross-training.
But that helped my ability in everything.
It got you stronger.
It got you stronger.
And everything.
Bro, I came back.
Because jumping is what?
In my sophomore year, I started going between.
I couldn't even touch the rim, brother.
Because you know what that is, right?
That's me working on my body.
You're working on your body, but you know what jumping is, though?
Apply a metric.
Jumping ain't just leg.
Jumping is your core.
That's what I'm saying.
It's everything.
So it ain't just...
Jump roping, all that stuff. You know how many people saying. It's everything. So it ain't just... Jump roping, all that stuff.
You know how many people that...
Listen, hold on.
You know how many people that I was around
that wasn't athletic
that bought the motherfucking jump shoes
that still couldn't fucking walk,
that couldn't jump after they wore them?
It was just for the look.
You saw a motherfucker walking around.
Those that don't know,
we old as shit on the couch, right?
The strength shoes.
They were strength shoes.
They had a big-ass platform on the front.
They walk around on your toes like this all day,
and people think it's going to help you jump.
They do.
And I still out-jumped every single one of them motherfuckers,
and I never wore them one day.
They do.
I didn't wear it either.
I didn't wear it, but I'm saying the training plyometrics, bro.
No, think about it.
No.
I know.
It's in height and what you already have inside of you.
Right? So let's take a Cal Anderson
I don't give a fuck who he work out for
It has our young though. D won't be jumping. It's not in his genetic
It has to start younger you already all be a gonna be a but you can jump high number what I'm saying is no
Are you?
About this What I'm saying is, no, all you do is... You're going to jump higher. How about this?
How about this?
No, no, what I'm saying is, my genetics say I'm going to jump... My max that I can get would be a 38-inch vertical, right?
So if I'm only jumping at 34 and I'm doing all the shit y'all doing,
I'm going to max out at what I'm going to max out.
Yours might be 43.
His might be 50.
Yours might be 44.
But you're gonna have
Genetically a better engine. Are you doing is just tuning that motherfucker up when you're lifting?
So when I got the college like Elijah, I don't get fuck what Elijah do he ain't jumping 44 inches, right?
Alani Alani
Alani from the beginning, since he was little.
Come over here and work with me.
What I'm saying, Alani from the beginning has been the most athletic kid I have.
He is jumping.
He already moves faster at a certain age.
So he's going to have a 44.
Hear me out.
You get stronger, right?
I was athletic when I got to Cincinnati.
I could jump.
Right?
When I got, 1996 when I got to college, I was athletic. I could jump, right? I was athletic when I got to Cincinnati. I could jump. Right? When I got to 1996, when I got to college, I was athletic.
I could jump, right?
I got stronger.
I didn't get more bounce.
I didn't gain.
It looked better.
It looked more explosive.
Oh, my gosh.
I could already jump.
So we saying when you first ducked, we ain't supposed to go to like, I just ducked.
So you don't think everybody here is going to have like,
Because you got taller, Nick.
Yeah, no.
That's what they got to do.
Your genetics, you have a ceiling.
Hold on, hold on.
Did you hear this motherfucker say it?
What?
When he first ducked, it was hard.
But the more he did it, it got easier.
So you said, I just got taller.
Motherfucker, you kept growing.
Yes.
But I also kept working on my muscles.
Of course it's going to get easier.
And it got easier because you...
I stopped growing at 6'3 1⁄2".
Yes.
I was 13.
And you got stronger.
I dunked when I was 13.
And then you started doing more dunks, right?
I started lifting weights.
You got stronger.
I started doing plyometrics.
You got longer?
And I began to jump higher. So it's plyometrics. You got longer? And I began to jump higher.
So it's plyometrics on your legs?
So when you were doing plyometrics at 22, did you gain four more inches?
No.
I gained.
No, you didn't.
Your ass, whatever you were jumping at 22, you stopped.
So to prove y'all right, so to prove y'all right, any answer I give, just say, no, you didn't.
No, you didn't. Any answer I give, no, you didn't.
No, you didn't.
Hey, I was actually doing all the, no, you wasn't.
No, you wasn't.
I was there.
I watched you.
You wasn't doing shit.
Who's the highest jumper?
I seen you.
Who's the highest jumper right now in the NBA?
Fuck is going on, man?
Did I say Ja or Jalen Green?
Jalen Green.
Yeah, I said Jalen Green. Yeah. going on, man? I say Ja or Jalen Green. Jalen Green?
Yeah, I say Jalen Green. Yeah.
Does he jump high? He in the NBA, right?
He in the NBA.
He jumps higher, man. He jumps higher. Do it?
Yeah, he jumps higher. Then he did it in high school?
How he was jumping in high school, this
motherfucker with plyometrics should be jumping over
the fucking rim. Bro, he...
He should be jumping over the rim, goddammit,
for what he was doing in high school,
from all these ply measures
with the pros, doing all this extra shit,
he should be jumping over
the motherfucking rim.
He's jumping higher.
He's jumping higher.
The NBA is totally...
Hey, hey, hey.
I want somebody, please.
Zach Levine came in
in the NBA
with a 45-inch vertical.
He went to UCLA, so...
45-inch vertical.
That means,
by y'all theory,
he should be at least 48, right?
Huh?
Because he's been working
on his legs in the NBA.
I'm getting older now.
Huh?
No, I'm just talking about...
But, yeah, he...
Northwest life's ended.
But I feel like every person
has a threshold of athleticism.
What you're saying is...
But you're saying what I'm saying.
Everyone's body naturally has a threshold.
So if his threshold is 44 and mine is 38,
we can work out the same.
I can do more.
I'm never gonna get to 44.
But we can say you're a teenager.
My genetics don't give it to me.
But nobody said you're gonna get a 40 from... Like him, my genetics don't give it to me but nobody said you're gonna
get a 40 for like him i don't give a fuck what he eats we can both eat the same calories we can
both eat the same calories his body's gonna do different in my mind you're not gonna have
you're not gonna go from 25 can go from 25 to 29. That's it. It is your max.
No, it's not.
It's up to you to get there.
I can go from 29 to 32.
I can go from 32 to 35.
It depends on how hard I work.
But you can only get to 35 if your body
is inclined to be there anyway.
I know I did.
I know I kept going up until I stopped working on it. I've seen can't do that anyway. No, you can't. I know I did. I know I did.
I know I kept going up.
I know I did.
Until I stopped working on it.
Yeah.
I know.
I've seen other people do it too.
Yeah.
I've seen Amari Stoudemire go from barely touching the middle of the rim to touching the top
of the sidebar.
Oh, when he was touching the rim in eighth grade.
Oh, he turned into ninth grade.
I started jumping crazy, bro.
Oh, when he was in eighth grade.
I started jumping crazy.
No, hey, hey.
We rock with stress, too.
We didn't rock with jumping. I didn't do that. I didn't do that. Oh, when he was in eighth grade. All that.
I started jumping crazy.
No, hey, hey.
We rock with strip shoes.
No, I didn't do that.
I didn't do that.
No, I don't know what that is.
I didn't do that.
Strip shoes.
We had the jump rope, plyometrics, and cross training.
I had jump soles.
Jump soles and strip shoes.
All that.
All that.
Come on now.
Jump over the box.
Jump over the box.
If you was elite, knew a pie met exactly exactly
Hey, hey, we're sure were you fast when you was little?
Yeah, were you fat I was fast, but I thought I got faster once I started once you got older, okay
No, no, no. No, I'm so no most likely. No, it's no you know at eight years old
You was probably the fastest kid not nine years old. You was probably the fastest kid
No, ten years old. You was probably the fastest kid. No ten years old
You was probably the fastest kid. All right, you've been the fastest kid the whole time. No, all right
You was the most athletic the whole time. I've got more athletic and he got faster. I got better with the training
I'm in a ninth grade doing different. I'm but you're a ninth grade training like a professional. Yes
Oh, do you know how important I was training like a professional?
Think about what I'm saying. I'm not just going in there.
Think about.
No, what I'm saying is think about what I'm saying.
Handwork.
When you were eight years old, you didn't do no training, right?
You were already better than him.
You compared to your other peers, you were already superhuman in them.
So if y'all all worked out into the same drills, they can't catch you because your natural ability was better than their natural ability.
Like Nixon, right?
Trash!
I don't know.
Let's do this shit again.
Happy Halloween, motherfucker.
Happy Halloween.
Happy Halloween.
I couldn't help it.
Happy Halloween.
I'm sorry, you're fine.
Happy Halloween.
I couldn't help it.
My bad, my bad.
That was a bad example.
I'm just saying, I don't care. You know bad example I'm just saying I don't know you know
I don't care what kind of shoes that boy get I don't care what kind of training
Trash I'm a killer
TV I mean what
The joke really
You had that business you had that one for a couple He couldn't help it. The joke really sucked. You had that business. You had that one for a coming.
That's cool.
He couldn't wait. He couldn't wait to say that shit.
Look at that.
You know I gotta go home.
He gonna say, why you didn't whip his ass, daddy?
I'm gonna say, man, that nigga gave me some money.
Like my son. My son.
My son was married.
I said, son, we need you.
He gave you some V-Bucks. He gave you some V-Bucks.
He was taking a lot of me.
Yeah, take it.
I said he V-Bucks, man.
Stop talking to grown folks.
Crazy.
Defend you.
All right.
Let's move to our last topic before MostlyFans.
I'm not saying you're going to be Vince Carter if you can't jump.
You could get like three inches.
So let me ask you, did Vince jump high when he got to the lead?
Who, me?
Vince.
Yeah. He started jumping high. No, Vince Carter?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Hell yeah.
He didn't see him in high school?
Yeah.
That's fine.
You know who I seen in high school?
That's fine.
I'm playing against Goldman.
I got to get higher.
I got to go higher now.
You're getting stronger.
I got to go higher.
Yes.
You got to get stronger.
I seen somebody in high school dunking, and I was like, ain't no motherfucking way
he played high school basketball.
You got more power as you're getting older.
No, no, you get more power.
You're working out.
You're getting stronger, but what I'm saying is
it's already your genetics.
You're already that.
You can't go from Cal Anderson
to Vince Carter.
No, but that wouldn't even be a goal.
That's extreme.
That's extreme. That's extreme.
He can get half way, though.
He can do it three times.
Right, exactly,
because that's all he can do.
He can get two,
maybe three inches, man.
Maybe two or three.
He can increase.
That's what I'm saying.
Everybody knows,
three to shot.
Two, three, five tops.
Nah.
Five tops.
How about this?
If you grab 10 kids, right,
10 kids, and, 10 kids,
and you put them through the same workout,
they can only do the same thing.
If they're doing 100 pushups, they can only all do one.
There's no very, they can only do.
And they are doing it.
They're all doing it.
What I'm saying is, there's gonna be a number one, and there's going to be a last place.
Yes.
Because of the genetics itself.
How could there be a place when they're all results?
Because what they show up with.
They're all results.
Because they got to show up.
All we need is results.
We don't need two places.
So what if the last place starts up at higher?
No, what I'm saying is the genetics.
No, they all start the same.
If they're all starting the same, and they all start the same. If they're all starting, if they all starting the same
and they all did the same thing, right,
there's going to be a first place
and there's going to be a last place.
Oh, no.
Because the engine.
No, the engine they're starting with is different already.
They're all starting the same.
What are they doing?
And they're all doing the same thing.
It won't be the same.
Yes.
So we all starting the same. Me and you, same thing, same everything.'re all doing the same thing. It won't be the same. Yes. So we all starting the same.
Me and you, same thing, same everything.
And we doing the same thing.
I show up 6'9", and you show up your height.
No, but he said they all start the same thing.
No, no, no.
What I'm saying is you're showing up as your genetic body.
No, like not training.
Like no training.
You show up as Nick, as you were born, like 6'4".
Before you started training.
I show up 6'9".
And y'all doing, hey, Nick.
Y'all doing the same. Let's just say this.
I'll say this. I'm six three,
he's six nine. We gotta do
the same amount of push-ups,
the same amount of squats,
the same amount of all of that.
I'm dropping higher there. There's not
gonna be a better.
There is gonna be a better. There's not gonna be a better.
Because there are already detriments
that he's taller. So how are we going to say who's going to jump higher?
Who's going to run faster?
All that's going to be dependent on how we did it.
If I do my push-ups the right way, you're doing the right way, we should have the same results.
You can't have the same results because y'all don't have the same genetics.
You don't have the same parents.
So you're saying we can't live the same amount? If LeBron...
So you're saying if we do the same
and he goes in and lives 250
and I live 250 and that's the max,
isn't that the same?
No, but if I do it six times and you do it 12,
it's not the same.
But if I do it six and you do it six,
it's the same, right?
It's not.
It's not the same.
No.
Your genetics aren't better than mine at that point, right?
Okay, all right.
Okay.
If his parents is LeBron James and Serena Williams,
that's what he has in his blood, right?
And you got Jokic's body.
You got Jokic's genetics and Lucas, whatever.
That's your genetics.
You both think y'all motherfuckers working the same.
It's going to be moving the same.
Huh?
You got a Honda inside
He has a Bugatti inside. I don't give a fuck
Do you think you think yo, you better get on a see a Joker you better get on whatever you think
You can do it. But we're talking about athleticism. If you do this thing, his engine is all different.
The genetics is different, which changes.
So your genetics, your athleticism.
Your genetics is going to determine your athletic threshold.
No, it doesn't.
Hey, cash.
Cash.
Cash.
For cash.
He's going to flip.
Yes, he does. Being athletic is For cash, Jack! He's going. He's going. I guess he does.
Being athletic is being athletic.
No, it's not. No, it's not.
So is there a difference between being athletic
in certain sports or is it all sports?
It's the same. Somebody in the family...
Athletic. All his kids is...
All his kids, I don't give a fuck if they play sports or not.
All his kids has his genetics.
So all his kids are gonna naturally jump.
Because you know who was athletic? Hold on. Because you know... No, no naturally jump. Because you know who was athletic?
Hold on. Because you know who was athletic?
The nigga that... I owe you $100.
Because I don't... His name Paul Roby.
You know who that is? That's my father, right?
The very first time...
Listen, hold on. In college, right?
We playing Miami of Ohio.
Charlie Cole is the head coach.
I'm a freshman in college.
We get done with the game.
The man walk up to me after the game and says,
Son, by chance... Shut the fuck up, man.
You preaching, man.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up, man.
Nigga.
Oh, dude.
God damn.
Worth it, worth it. Worth it.
Go ahead.
So, Charlie Cole, the head coach
of Miami, walked up to me after the game
and asked me, son,
by chance of your dad, Paul Roby,
I've never met Charlie Cole
a day in my life.
You know how he know that's my daddy?
He coached Paul in high school. You know why he know that's my daddy? He coached Paul in high school.
You know what he said?
You jump just like him.
So there's only one way to settle this.
No, no, no.
You jump just like him.
It's to ask the question.
I know mine.
Does Marcus Jordan inherit Michael Jordan's genetics?
We never seen it.
Yes, we have.
I have.
I have.
They all jumped at him in school.
They all jumped at him in school. You know who genetics he didn't get? Michaels. You know who he did? We never see it. Yes, we have I have I know
You know who genetics he didn't get Michaels, you know, we did he got one
Or your slave master you're getting somebody my total or no, I know athlete out here. Picking cotton and shit.
No shot at Jerome Stanley.
You seen Cash and Stanley jump?
He is what he is.
Have you seen Cash and Stanley jump?
We have seen Cash and Stanley jump.
If you look at Jerome Stanley, my bad, Jerome, you don't think that's his son.
Because he got his athleticism from his mama's side.
His mama ran track.
So it's very possible.
Gary Payton Jr.
Right? So therefore, it can
go from either side.
He ain't got none of that.
And you see his mama.
Only one way to settle this.
Like JaVale McGee.
Right?
His daddy can jump in his mama.
It ain't genetics, right?
It is genetics.
You didn't get it.
Only one way to settle this.
I didn't get all of them.
What is your?
Are you athletic for a girl like?
I didn't get my dad's genetics.
Like Cheryl Swoop and her husband.
Look at the son.
Are you athletic for a girl?
Yeah.
Did you get your father's genetics?
If she was 6'5", she could dunk.
If she was a boy, she can dunk.
Yeah. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
If she was a dog, she could park. Hold on, hold on, hold on. If she was a dog, she could.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Candace Parker and her brother.
Did you get your dad's genetics, though?
Yes, I got some of them.
Did you get your dad's genetics?
It's not all or nothing.
It's not all or nothing.
What'd you tell me, though?
I didn't get his jumping.
What'd you tell me, though?
You said you couldn't get his jumping.
You said I didn't get my dad's genetics.
I didn't get his jumping.
They heard you.
They heard you. We know what you mean. Why don't you know what I meant, though? I didn't know what you meant. You don't get all number? You said I didn't get my dad's genetics. They heard you. They heard you. We let you know what I meant, though.
You don't get all of them or none of them.
I thought you was gonna help me prove a point,
and then you went right at it.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I've been trying to say this the whole time,
and now I'm letting you talk.
Hey, hey, hold on, hold on.
Hold the fuck on. Hold the fuck on.
Y'all came here a dozen times.
Hey, hey, hey.
Nobody can jump at that age.
We're missing something.
LeBron?
We're missing something. We're missing something Michael Duncan at photo. Okay
shot
Did you pops play sports? Yep, what do you play nothing?
You know what? A fish in a... I hate him.
I hate this nigga.
Because I can tell you genetically,
there's no... My daddy was trash.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
The hell.
He has a son and a daughter
who is elite.
Twins.
In they blood.
They twins.
In they blood.
It does not reflect my mom
or my daddy.
It don't. Nah, genetics. Y'all are anomalies. So, oh, so, They twins in a blood does not reflect you think that's a reflection
So also happens just both twins I mean different could be the both elite
You reach one way to settle this we got a studio audience here. We got a studio audience here. We're your great, great friends. Do y'all agree with Rashad, Nick, and Brandon, or do y'all agree with Gill and Kenya?
It's a bully. That's it.
Let's take it to... Oh.
Well, just... Okay.
Rashad. That's who I agree with.
They speak.
Oh, they said they want to kill Rashad?
They speak. Facts, facts, facts.
They said they want to kill me? Yeah, you did.
They agree with me. Let's move on to Moseley fans.
I don't know who agreed.
Oh, they agree with me.
I was about to say, take two down.
Zombies can't speak, ladies and gentlemen.
I was like, shit, they're going to beat us.
Yeah, I almost got them.
He did pull it back like, where that fucking bat at?
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So, first question from Underdog user Zo Witt.
What is your favorite Halloween movie?
What is your favorite Halloween movie?
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I don't know.
I don't know.
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I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Presented by Underdog, download the app, use promo code GIL, get up to $1,000 in bonus cash plus a special pick-em. So first question from Underdog user Zo Witt.
What is your favorite Halloween movie?
Ooh.
Oh, I'll go to them.
I love it.
Hmm.
Like Halloween themes?
Favorite Halloween movie.
Or like a scary movie.
What does that mean exactly?
I mean, Die Hard.
Movie you watch on Halloween.
Christmas movie.
Oh, I like scary movies.
My favorite Halloween movie is The Nun 1 & 2.
I ain't seen none of those.
I like the Conjuring movies.
They were supposed to ask.
I don't like the...
See I don't like when people be cutting in.
Halloween movie has to be Halloween.
Halloween themed, I like Halloween Town.
Halloween Town is fire.
Love that, if we're talking about Halloween-themed stuff.
I'm a big fan of Ernest Gershwin.
Or Mom is Going on a Date with a Vampire.
Or Don't Look Under the Bed.
What are we talking about?
Favorite Halloween movies.
Those are all Disney movies that scared the hell out of me.
What about Halloween Town?
It's on Disney.
Like Hocus Pocus, you know?
Oh, yeah.
Great film.
Yeah, Hocus Pocus is a good one.
The second one was dope, too too when they brought back the old characters
That was a part of it when she was eating the little kids like what be witch or some shit like
Who's the black nose? Yeah, the black Halloween movie with Cat Williams. Mine is the gremlins the the black
My is gremlin that's what gremlin so yeahremlins? Yeah, I'm a Gremlins.
Was those Halloween movies?
I mean, Freddy Cougar.
Ghostbusters, you can't go.
No, it's not scary.
Well, I'm going to go with the name of the question.
I'm going to go with Halloween.
OK.
Oh, yeah, Michael Myers.
I'm going with Blair.
Pick one.
There's 20 of them.
I'm going with what?
I'm going with Blair Witch Project.
Good film.
Quality cinema.
Scary as hell.
Gil, how about yourself?
Scary as hell.
Beetle.
Beetlejuice.
OK.
I liked that you were doing your Beetlejuice voice earlier
in the show, too.
Beetlejuice.
All right, let's ask our zombies.
Zombies, favorite Halloween movie?
Annabelle.
Zombieland.
Understandable.
Zombieland.
That's fire. Only one? had designated Tucker in a zombie group.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, baby, hey, baby.
Hey, baby, sit here and let me talk.
Okay, baby, I'm going to talk to you.
Just sit here and look good, okay?
Did scary movies come out on Halloween?
In that general range, usually.
Around that time.
Around that time?
I just saw Smile 2.
I was thinking about like Freddy Cougar and all that.
Did that actually come on during that?
Crazy.
But that's in there.
Freddy's in there.
Halloween's in there.
That's what I said.
We consider them Halloween movies, but did they originally come out?
See, Halloween comes out.
They all based on Halloween.
You would think Halloween, like Halloween night, but Muffin came out and-
Halloween movie comes out.
Halloween movie.
Original Nightmare on Elm Street premiered November 16th. Oh, I loved the first Nightmare on Elm Street premiered November 16th.
Oh, I love the first
Nightmare on Elm Street.
November 16th.
It seemed like they were
a little late to the party.
It's in November 16th.
From Mom's birthday.
Deep Blue Sea,
scary movie.
Leprechaun.
Huh?
Leprechaun.
Oh, that was a good one.
Tell us from the hood.
Chucky, Leprechaun's gold.
Tell us from the hood
what was scary
when I was young.
Tell us from the hood what was scary when my father was born. Where's my body? Leprechaun Gold. Leprechaun Gold, bro. Chunky from the hood was scary when I was young.
Chunky from the hood
was scary when my father
was old.
Where's my body gold?
You got a coin?
Come here.
It's in your head.
Is it in your head?
Yeah.
Well,
appreciate all y'all
for this lovely Halloween.
Obviously,
we had to elevate
from last year.
We took it to another level.
I know a new scary movie
that's out
when you an adult.
What?
When you in like your 18s to 30, 40. It's called Child Support. Oh, that's a scary-ass movie.
All right, let's wrap it up. That's a scary-ass movie.
Woo! Woo! Hey, hey, hey. Hey, scary as hell. Hey, scary as hell. You be checking your wallets?
Like, what's that sound?
I don't know.
Who knocking at the door?
Who knocking at the door?
The worst sound is case closed.
God damn.
Did you see the way he murdered that motherfucker?
He owe $20,000.
By next week.
He gonna pay that by next week, boy.
You. Another unserious Halloween at Gills Arena presented by Underdog Woman. About next week. You're going to fit in about next week, boy. You good.
Another unserious Halloween at Gills Arena presented by Underdog Woman. I'm going to go rob a bank, boy.
I got to get my money.
Come on.
I owe $300.
Appreciate you to our crew for these lovely decorations.
Appreciate you to everybody on the couch.
Appreciate you to everybody in the chat.
Make sure you have a safe and fun Halloween.
We will see y'all next week.
This has been another episode of Gills Arena presented by Underdog Woman.
Whoa, whoa.
Wait. You got to get money out.
Hey, hey.
T-Rod 1340.
How many do you have?
They came through that back.
So you get 500 from me and King.
I owe three, he owe two.
T-Rod 1340.
Damn.
Well, this has been Gills Arena presented by Underdog.
Whoa, whoa.
We will see y'all next week.
Man, we will see.