Girls Gone Bible - Proverbs 31 | Girls Gone Bible
Episode Date: December 13, 2024Hiiiii GGB:) Today we dive into the beautiful and inspiring passage of Proverbs 31, unpacking what it means to be a Proverbs 31 woman in today’s world. We explore her qualities, her faith, and he...r role as a virtuous woman, wife, and mother. We love you so much. Jesus loves you more. -Ang & Ari This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/GIRLSGONEBIBLE and get on your way to being your best self. JOIN US ON GGB+ 🥹❤️ https://ggb.supportingcast.fm WE ARE ON THE OFFICIAL GIRLS GONE BIBLE LIVE TOUR! www.girlsgonebible.com/tour for the first batch of cities we have locked in :) WE LOVE YOU AND CANNOT WAIT TO SEE YOU! if you’d like to support Girls Gone Bible 🙏🏻🕊️🤍 Paypal- https://www.paypal.me/girlsgonebibleinfo Venmo- https://www.venmo.com/u/girlsgonebible
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What are you even doing?
Crunching it?
No, like teasing it, but I can't have it.
Teasing it with your fingers?
Yeah, I can't have you with the flat hair again.
Wait, look how full it is.
Wow.
Oh my god, what did you just do?
Wait, look for, seriously?
Arrr.
It looks good.
Wow, your mom is gonna be so pleased. She will be happy, huh?
Wow.
Why she here, Ariel?
Okay.
I have this big crater on my forehead, but that's okay.
Right?
It's just a big boy.
That's okay, I don't care. We have demonic drinks today I don't want to hear
anything in the comments I know there's peace signs and there's yoga poses. This is all we do by the way.
This is four drinks. Salary juice has been saving my gut. Tell them what
happened. I don't know, it's just been,
it's been a life saver for me.
You were feeling really funky.
I was going.
You were feeling funky in the stomach.
I've been having a lot of stomach and gut issues.
And then the celery juice just helped?
We go through so much as women.
We do.
No one understands the hormones.
You know, we're trying to be good old women of God and we want to just rip our faces off
sometimes because we're so emotional the past couple days.
And I'm like, what is going on?
It's because you're our hormones.
I'm so emotional too.
I cried on the way here.
I had a streak and I was like, you know when you're,
I'm like trying to not cry and I'm literally ruining
my sweater because I'm just trying to get to the tears
before but we're good.
I was like, we're good on something else.
You're not having.
We're okay.
What's up, R?
What's up, Ange?
Hi guys, I'm Ange.
And I'm Ari.
And this is Girls Gone Bible.
We are a faith-based podcast where we talk all things,
spirituality, mental health, relationships,
specifically Jesus and the Bible.
We love Jesus here.
Jesus is everything.
Jesus saved our lives.
I can't take one step, one breath without Jesus.
I make very bad decisions.
If it weren't for Jesus, I'd be under a bridge.
My mom said to me, I had went back to Boston and she said,
Ah, you know it's okay to take a couple minutes away from the Bible, right?
Go enjoy your friends.
I go, okay.
What about when your mom said, super early on in Ari's journey, she's like finding Jesus
and everyone's like, this girl's crazy.
And then she and I, we start fasting together and you're going on a fast and your mom calls
you and is like, why is my kid fasting?
We're like, you can't eat?
Why can't my kid eat?
Jesus wants you to eat.
I'm like, mom, enough.
But then you go, you say, and she's like, what's the point?
Why are you fasting? And you go, mom, I'm trying to get closer to God, you say, and she's like, what's the point? Why are you fasting?
And you go, mom, I'm trying to get closer to God.
And she goes, how much closer can you get to him?
Give him a break.
You buff your up his butt.
You buff your up his butt.
Listen, Ari and I.
What, what are you gonna say?
Ari and I are in our, like,
we're in our godly era, like godly woman era. we're in our godly, like godly woman era.
We're in a godly era.
Yeah, we're in our godly woman era,
which is a forever era.
But.
We get up at five and we.
You get up at five.
Pluck the chickens.
You know that girl on Instagram?
I would, I strive to be like her,
she wears the long skirts and she's.
Ballerina Farm?
Yeah and she's-
She is insane.
That is gonna be us.
Is it?
I don't know.
I'll tell you what, I'm not gonna be doing
making homemade bread.
Can you imagine me?
I won't even eat it.
I'm like.
I'll be making it all scared.
I want you guys to know, actually, my eating habits,
I'm not even kidding and
this is not a joke for anyone wondering I have had such breakthrough recently
like really so much breakthrough there's been so much prayer that's got what what
what if you're always skeptical I wish I had half of it no you don't I shouldn't
say that, huh?
Well, tell me about your breakthrough,
because I want to tell you about mine after.
Let's go.
Well, God is breaking off codependency, disordered eating.
He's breaking everything off of me.
Pride.
I am in probably, truly, my most vulnerable era of my life.
Like, actually, I feel stripped naked of like,
you know what I was thinking this morning?
I was thinking about pride and like,
and I was just thinking about how people,
like pride looks like to people just being so arrogant
and being so full of yourself.
But pride is actually like,
I realized that most of my pride throughout my life was me choosing
to have a narrative about a situation that would cause the least amount of pain.
Like if I was going through something, instead of facing the truth about it, which would
probably leave me in a vulnerable and painful position, I would take a position of power and be,
I've always, I don't actually care.
I'd create a narrative where I could take a position
of not actually caring.
And it's just so funny that God is like, it's over.
You're never doing that again,
because now every situation I am in,
I feel like I take almost like the lowest position of humility,
which just leaves you completely open to just like uncomfortability and pain.
And I was just like thinking about how I've spent my whole life, like with letting my pride,
like pride is just such a coping mechanism. You know what I mean? It's not even like someone
wanting to be arrogant. It's like you literally try to protect yourself with this thing.
I'm getting emotional.
It's unbelievable.
It's unbelievable.
That's what a breakthrough that is.
I'm so tired of it.
Isn't it great?
I'm so tired.
The Christian walk is a grind.
It's a grind, but it's teaching.
It's like, it's so hard, but God is like,
no, I'm raising you to be the best version of yourself.
Yeah.
That's why.
The most honest version, because the pride is like,
it's fake, it's false.
You know how you say, you always say like,
you weren't always as open as you are now.
Like you used to like hide your problems,
hide how you were feeling, whatever.
And then all of a sudden one day,
it's as if you like can't not tell people
what you're going through.
That's where I'm at right now.
And it is so vulnerable for like my personality
that I can't help it.
But as soon as I talk to someone, I just,
blah, like this is exactly what I'm feeling
and going through and like I need to get it out and I need to talk about it. It's just
crazy.
Isn't it the best feeling? How does that make you feel when you do it first before? Do you
feel like it's like releasing sickness, right?
Yeah, yeah. And I just feel a lot safer now. Yeah, of being like, I feel so much safer
in my vulnerability. It's because it's just honest. I've just realized in my relationship with God that the facade and the whatever and pushing
things to the side and brushing them under the rug and being like, oh, I don't even care
about that.
I don't even care about that.
It's not honest.
It's not real.
So even though it's painful to have to face your stuff and your issues like it's authentic and it's honest.
Yeah, and you're noticing that people aren't gonna leave you. They're not gonna abandon you.
They're actually here and it actually is the best thing because they're understanding and it brings you closer.
Yeah, right.
That is so true. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah.
For the longest time I think I was always like, yeah, you have to, you, it was always like,
I wonder where I learned it from. It's just, it was like, trying to protect yourself.
Yeah. It all goes when you were just a kid. Yeah. That's what it is. Taking a position
of like, no, no, I'm not, I'm not, I can't be vulnerable. I can't be whatever. You're
trying to protect yourself. Yeah. Anyways. Therapy session. Therapy session. With us
every week, huh? It's crazy
It's cuz we're going through it in real time. What are you?
You guys don't understand how much we go through actually you do understand you tell you every day
You know, I have these flashes when I'm in bad when I'm on tick-tock and I see the most vulnerable clips me and I'm like
Why didn't I take that out?
I know.
No, my favorite is, no, no, my favorite clip of myself ever
is that one, and it was such a vulnerable,
it was the first time I ever talked about
how I had anxiety going out to dinner,
which by the way, I don't have any more at all.
We laugh about this all the time.
But can you believe that?
I don't have any anxiety going out to dinner. I don't have any more at all. We love to eat this all the time. But can you believe that? I don't have any anxiety going out to dinner.
I don't have any anxiety after like having a bad meal.
I don't...
Even if there's a little sauce on the fish.
Even if there's...
It doesn't give me anxiety, but I still choose to take the sauce off.
But no anxiety.
It's baby steps.
Yeah.
And I feel less of an inclination.
If I have an ice cream cone to then go on an 18 week
fast.
So there's like, there's a lot of breakthrough.
Anyways, that one clip of me that I'm like, someone put this super dramatic song behind
it and I'm like, you know, I have anxiety going out to dinner and then it's this horrifically
like dramatic song.
And every time I see it I'm like,
people are probably like, what is she talking about?
What was mine? What do you think mine was? I have...
Talking to squirrels.
Talking to squirrels.
I had to Google if I was gonna die of a broken heart.
I love that clip.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, what's your breakthrough this week?
This is nice.
My breakthrough this week is,
and I wanna do a whole episode on this,
to understand,
like, and I would preach this,
but I don't know if I fully believed it.
And that's something that I'm like, wait a minute, I was preaching this to people, but I don't know if I fully believed it. And that's something that I'm like, wait a minute, I was preaching this to people, but I don't know if I fully like knew that for myself.
But and I think that's why God is bringing me into this. But just equipping up for hard seasons
and knowing that you can't escape them and to buckle up and to say, okay, God, we're going into
this. This is going to be isolating. This is going to be hard. But what let me really focus in and not give up and not sit in the sorrow and depression and let
me fight through this so I can come out of this with what you're trying to teach me.
You just spoke to literally everything that I'm going through. That's crazy. We have to do an
episode on that. I want to do a whole episode on this.
Talk about it. What are you feeling?
Is that where you feel you just weren't ready for...
Just like... I'm just...
I know I'm entering into a very specific season,
a season where God is trying to teach me a lot,
and it's going to be really difficult.
There's going to be days, but before I just would just I,
one thing about me is like a lot of people can be really positive.
I'm naturally not a super positive person.
I get into I can get into a very deep hole if I get if I a lot.
You know what I mean? Like I can get into a really deep depression
because that's what I watched growing up.
And so that's what my mind is like wired to do.
And so just to not get in that deep hole
and to fight through it because there's gold
at the end of it.
If you allow God to come in and say,
I'm bringing you through this,
but we're gonna get through it together.
You're not gonna sit in the valley.
We're gonna walk through it together.
Just like when we were both in our dark valleys.
Look at who we are through it. So it's going to be incredible when we're out of this.
Yeah, we have to do a whole episode on it because so many people don't know how to
navigate it. They think it's their fault. They think they're being punished.
And just understanding that you're gonna go through,
that's what I swear in my relationship with God,
I feel like because I have so many good seasons,
the second I get into a bad one, I'm like,
oh, here we go, I'm everything's like the devil.
Like the devil.
Yeah, and now I'm realizing.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Like we have to go through these hard seasons.
We have to be uncomfortable.
It's where we grow.
You're so right.
It's like we preach it all day long and we know it's the truth, but the second you're
in it, you forget.
And you forget that you're supposed to be learning.
Isn't that crazy?
The whole point in everything we go through, we should be learning a lot.
We're changing and it's not not always gonna feel like this.
I know, and I had a moment too, I was like,
I'm preaching to people yet I'm acting like this.
I'm like, what am I, so, but we're learning.
It's, we're all in this together.
We're all learning.
That's what's so different about Girls' Non-Bible.
At the end of the, I mean, we're not preachers.
We are two girls who have
to navigate life, who we're like all in this thing together. That's why we're such a close-knit family,
all of us. So why we all relate to each other, because we're all like kind of navigating this
together. So I needed you to say that so bad. I feel like I just received a little something,
something from that, because I forget too that just because a little something, something from that because I forget too that
Just because you're uncomfortable just because like I'm going through just a season of both of us are just there's so much transition There's so much change. We feel uncomfortable
We it's like the hardest part is when everything is so good
Yeah, but you're also going through so much. It's like- It's a catch-22.
I was just saying this to my mom this morning.
I was like-
Because then you feel bad,
and it's just like, I shouldn't feel this way,
and then you try to force yourself, and it's just-
It's exactly what I've been going through.
I don't even feel like we're filming right now.
I know, me neither.
Thank you, Jesus.
That's so weird.
All right, guys, before we get into today's episode,
we just want to announce once again
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It's been everything being on tour. The fact that we have this opportunity to be able to
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Today we're talking about,
we're talking about,
we wanna call this episode,
what men look for in a wife.
We put up a poll and we got all these replies
from all you men, all you men
who watch Girls Gone Bible, which is just the best thing in the world.
I love the guys so much.
Me too.
I swear I'll always say it, whenever we see the guys at the shows, I'm always like, you're
such a real one.
Like, you're such a real one.
You don't have to be here supporting us.
There's nothing that excites me more than seeing the guys in the crowd.
I mean and I'm not saying that. Yeah we're just like, oh here we go. Ari's scoping. Maybe I'll meet my
husband at one of the GGB shows. Yeah they're gonna be very excited. There's gonna be a line on the
street for Ari. No we just, we wanted to read, we've never read Proverbs 31. As you guys know, Proverbs
31 is basically all about, it talks about the character of a godly wife and what that
looks like. And we want to go through Proverbs 31, we want to read with you, we want to just
dive into it a little bit. And because I know women want to know how to be a godly wife
and coming from two people who are not wives,
we're not going to sit here and tell you how to be a wife based on experience,
but we can just read the Bible with you and learn together.
And it's been a training period for the both of us because we desire to be wives.
So this time in our singleness, we have, this has been our goal, is we want to be godly wives.
And so, we've been in this training season to be that.
Yeah. And honestly, we all, like, even if you're a guy, you can learn from Proverbs 31. It's just,
it's basically just a whole proverb about how to be a good, noble, virtuous
person. But, and then afterwards, we put up a poll and we asked you guys what you look for in a
godly wife. And so we're going to read some of those. We're going to say if we agree, or if we
think it's biblical, or it might be a little controversial, and we'll just have a conversation.
And girls, you can learn and hear what guys want or look for in a wife. And guys, you can learn and hear what guys want or look for in a wife, and guys, you can learn what you even should be looking for in a wife.
Yeah.
Let's get into it.
Let's go.
Proverbs 31, verse 10.
It says, and capable wife. She is more precious than rubies.
Her husband can trust her,
and she will greatly enrich his life.
She brings him good, not harm,
all the days of her life.
She finds wool and flax and busily spins it.
She is like a merchant's ship,
bringing her food from afar.
She gets up before dawn,
ahem, Ari, to prepare breakfast for her household and plan the day's work
for her servant girls.
She goes to inspect a field and buys it.
With her earnings, she plants a vineyard.
She is energetic and strong, a hard worker.
She makes sure her dealings are profitable.
Her lamp burns late into the night.
Her hands are busy spinning thread, her fingers twisting fiber.
She extends a helping hand to the poor and opens her arms to the needy.
She has no fear of winter for her household, for everyone has warm clothes.
She makes her own bedspreads.
That's something I gotta work on.
She dresses in fine linen and purple gowns.
Her husband is well known at the city gates
where he sits with the other civic leaders.
She makes belted linen garments
and sashes to sell to the merchants.
She is clothed with dignity and strength
and she laughs without fear of the future.
When she speaks, her words are wise
and she gives instructions with
kindness. She carefully watches everything in her household and suffers nothing from
laziness. Her children stand and bless her. Her husband praises her. There are many virtuous
and capable women in the world, but you surpass them all." That's so cute. Charm is deceptive and beauty does not last,
but a woman who fears the Lord will be greatly praised.
Reward her for all she has done.
Let her deeds publicly declare her praise.
I love this. Let's go through from the beginning.
Verse 11 says,
Her husband can trust her.
She will greatly enrich his life.
She brings him good,
not harm, all the days of her life. I think whenever I do get married, one thing that
I want so badly is to do good to my husband and not harm. And I think, like, if I think
about just like me and past relationships and, you know know I've never been in a real true godly relationship.
I've never been in a relationship with like a like a Christian man who loves Jesus definitely
more than he loves me. So my experience up until now is very worldly but I know in the past like
I can't say that I've always only brought good to the person that I'm with, you know what I mean? And I think what's so beautiful about the season we're in of like complete and total healing,
and where God has taken us from dating our whole lives in the world to then like forcing us to be
single and the best, and it's the best thing because he's like, I am not bringing you to
the beautiful marriage that I have for you with all of this garbage.
Like there's so much you have to shed.
And it's like the longer we were in the world acting up,
like the longer, you know what I mean?
Like it does, it's about time too.
Like we have to take enough time.
And so, and I know for me,
like I wanna be somebody that my husband can trust,
that I am gonna like prefer him and that I am gonna prefer him and that I'm gonna honor him
and that I'm gonna bring good to his life.
I'm not gonna bring complaints and baggage
and just all of my stuff.
I want to be a person, I want to be a heel-hold person
so that I can bring joy to my husband.
And that doesn't mean you can't have a bad day, of course,
but I just, I wanna be someone who just brings good
and that he can trust that he's gonna come home
to someone who will be good to him and do good to him
and not, because there are a lot of people
and they do it out of insecurity
and they do it out of brokenness,
where your husband comes home and unfortunately you have a laundry list of things
that you want to get into it over.
And I think even what we were talking about earlier,
how God is breaking all this off of us,
and that's why so many of us complain that we're in our single season.
But really, it's the beauty, it's nothing but pure beauty
because the season of singleness is pruning us
of building us into the Proverbs 31.
Because I'll tell you, I wasn't a Proverbs 31 woman
because I didn't fully know Jesus.
And when we don't know Jesus, we don't know ourselves.
And we can't be the best version of ourselves
if we aren't fully devoted to Jesus.
And someone that comes home after a long day
and when we have patience and we're able to look at them
in a place of love is only because of the grace
that we have Jesus, because we fear the Lord,
we have such respect for God, we are in such awe of Him that every day we are devoted, we are
in prayer, we are striving to be like Jesus. We want to be good women of God. And so, He's
teaching you through His Word and through His, how to be a faithful woman, how to be trustworthy,
how to be just a calm, good woman.
Yeah, yeah.
And so that's what's been my journey of singleness
is that I would have never been this woman
had I not walked through my season of singleness.
100%, we have to, we have to.
If you're in a season of singleness,
especially I just want to speak to the people who are like, you're like Ari and I, maybe you weren't
always a Christian, maybe you didn't always date right, you didn't always date in purity, you didn't
always do things the way that God intended us to do them. There's a lot that has to be shed. And
like you could be someone, you know, there's a mystery to how God works. Sometimes people need to be single for a long time, some people less, but
God wants to do something in your singleness and you have to be grateful for the fact that you're
by yourself because there's some things that can only be healed in your singleness that you can't
heal with another person in your face like this distracting you and like kind of putting a bandaid
over all the things that God is like, no, I need you alone.
So I could get to these things.
Otherwise there's somebody in between us
and you can't have that.
Yeah.
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So the next few verses, it's all about how the Proverbs 31 woman, she's like doing all
this work. And
I think a lot of people think that like women in the Bible, they expect them to be completely
and entirely like domestic and retiring and just sad and submissive to the point of no
personality or no life for themselves. And that's just like Proverbs 31 literally proves that that's not the case.
Biblical submission, we love it. We have a whole episode on it. Go watch it. I love the idea of submission.
I love the idea of being fully submitted to a man under God's authority.
I can trust him because he's under God's authority.
But this woman here, it literally says she's basically a
manufacturer, importer, manager, realtor, farmer, stream sis, streamstress, upholsterer,
and a merchant, along with being an excellent wife and mother. She is all these things.
Obviously, you don't need to go and strive to be all of these things. There's not enough
time in the day for you to do that. But basically, I think the point of the writer,
even including all of this, is to show that she works.
She works hard.
It says that she is energetic and she's strong.
She's a hard worker.
She makes sure that her dealings are profitable.
Like a working woman is a beautiful woman.
A non-working woman is a beautiful woman.
Whatever God has for you in that season in your life,
like being a mom, by the way, hardest job in the world,
don't ever think that you don't have a job if you're a mom
because you have the hardest and most important job
raising the next generation.
But yeah, so you don't have to be this like,
making bread at home all day long.
If you want that, if that's your life,
that's beautiful too, but like the Proverbs 31 woman,
she works and she makes profits while she's at it.
That's right.
She extends a helping hand to the poor
and opens her arms to the needy.
Oh, this is my favorite because I live by this.
Just, it goes back to your character of being a servant.
You serve God by serving your family.
And a servant spirit goes so much further than a selfish spirit.
When you have a woman who serves you, who is there for you, who is selfless,
that is what everybody should be looking for.
Find a woman who is so selfless that no matter
what she will be there, she's not just going to get up and leave. Find a woman who's a
servant to your family, who's a servant to you, because at the end of the day as you
guys grow old and something happens, you're going to need someone who served you, who's
selfless, who's going to serve you in these times of distress because life gets so difficult and hard.
So find that woman, not who plays games that's selfish and looking out for herself, who's
a servant to you.
And see, you know what I always say?
See how somebody is to other people.
How does somebody...
Always look at how, when you're going on a date and stuff, how they're acting to other
people. That's such a good point.
Even like to waiters and things like that.
Are they serving others?
Are they selfless?
A selfless heart is the first thing
that you should be looking for in a woman.
And if you are someone who's sitting there being like,
man, I feel a little selfish in my heart, that's okay.
We all go through these seasons of selfishness.
But that's why when you start your relationship with Jesus, like me and Angela always talk
about how He is just breaking things off of us. One of the first things He strips from
you is selfishness. And He just transforms you into the greatest version of yourself.
Like the Bible says, do not conform to the patterns of this world.
Choose to be a servant.
Don't be selfish.
Be a servant like how Jesus was.
Selfishness really only gets you so far.
And like Ari said, it is the biggest lie ever.
It's just the biggest lie.
It's the biggest lie.
And like how we talked about in the beginning of this episode about how all of these things like pride and selfishness, it's so sad because it comes from brokenness and it comes because we think to protect ourselves, this is what we should do, this is how we should behave.
there's actually so much safety and so much freedom in doing the opposite of what the world tells you to do
and taking a position of servanthood and saying,
yes, everything in me wants to have control and power
and blah, blah, blah, and whatever.
But then you realize when you humble yourself down
to a servant, you're like,
there's so much more freedom in this.
There's so much less of the risk of like,
at any moment I can lose power, I can lose control,
because you're already a servant,
so there's nowhere you can go.
Like it's just, it's the best thing you can do.
It says, she's clothed with strength and dignity.
She laughs without fear of the future,
which I believe means, you know,
she is not a woman who is so anxious about the future.
And listen, if you are, it's totally okay. I am sometimes, Ariane said, like, we all,
we can't be Proverbs 31 all the time forever. Like, you know, we're gonna, this is what
we strive to be. And we might not, you know, be perfect at it all the time. But she also
says when she speaks, her words are wise.
And she gives instructions with kindness.
So I hear she has strength and she has dignity, two things
that you can ask God for.
Strength is so important as a woman.
We've got to be strong.
We are the backbone of so many things.
We are the foundation of so many things.
Strength is found in Jesus.
The closer you are to Jesus, the more strength
that you'll have to pull on when your husband needs you,
when your kids need you, when turmoil is happening.
And she laughs without fear of the future.
I want to be a woman who, yes, of course, I'm
going to experience anxiety sometimes,
but I strive to be a woman who trusts in God so much that I don't have to fear the future all the time.
Where fear arises, I can immediately combat it with my faith that Jesus is who He says
He is.
He's in it with me.
He's doing what He needs to do, and He's orchestrating everything, and He'll never abandon us.
And so if things don't look great, He's still doing something. What I get from that is when she says, when she speaks, her words are wise. Now,
I know I keep going back to the Bible, but from how I was before to now,
the reason why godly women are so important, because unless you're speaking everything from
the truth of the word, then it's just not wise.
Yes.
So for a woman to hold you down, it must be biblical, because other, anything aside from
that is just not the truth.
And so, yeah, when she speaks words of wisdom wise, it's, you need someone who will hold
you down that when you are in a hard time, when you need advice,
when all these problems and trials arrive,
she'll be able to combat that with the truth
because she is so rooted in the word.
And so you need somebody to hold you down
that knows the word, that knows God,
that has such respect for the Lord,
that no matter what, she's gonna come back to you
and say, hey, but no, look at this. Other than that, it's dead.
It's dead and it's scary. If you don't know Jesus, I don't like it's wisdom. Jesus is wisdom.
Jesus is wisdom. The word is wisdom. You can't have wisdom when you don't know Jesus.
You can have worldly wisdom, and that can get you so far.
But that's not eternal wisdom.
That's not integral wisdom.
That's not wisdom.
That's not kingdom wisdom.
And so I just know the women that I have in my life,
especially mentors, the women who really know Jesus,
are the wisest women.
And it's as if, like, they have the ability to speak into any situation
and just immediately get you out of it because wisdom just flows from their mouth
because God is speaking that wisdom to them.
Wisdom will naturally flow from your mouth when you have Jesus and when you have the Holy Spirit.
And wisdom is one of my most important things that I pray for.
Pray for wisdom every single day. Jesus, more wisdom, increase wisdom. I want more wisdom.
And it's all in His Word.
And if you have to take two to three hours, get up at 5 a.m. and get in the wisdom, because
all the wisdom is right here in His Word. If you're someone who's just dealing with a heartbreak and you are,
your partner didn't really fully know Jesus, it's okay, let it go. Anybody who you're meant to be
with needs to understand who Jesus is. Yeah, we have, I just think about, isn't it so interesting?
And thank you, Jesus. Once you finally enter into a relationship
with Jesus, you begin to realize like every relationship, bless, God bless, I love them,
bless some good people, good men, nothing bad to say ever. But something clicks where you're like,
how could I ever be sad about a relationship that wasn't built on Jesus?
I know.
For what? I know. For what?
I know, and then you see, you're like,
thank God he took me away from that relationship.
You have to be so rooted in Jesus to last in this life,
I swear, or else you're like, you're like barely hanging on,
you're like living but not really living.
And there's such an attack on men in general of like,
just, there's too much temptation for men.
Like the enemy.
I know.
You know what I mean? Temptation to, not even just with other women, that too for sure,
but temptation to like be with the boys, temptation to, you know, care about money,
temptation to just care about all the wrong things that if you're not rooted in Jesus,
it's going to be so almost impossible to have a relationship of integrity.
Yeah.
We'll always have one for them, one for us.
Always, always, because it's too hard. Marriage is too hard. I say it all the time.
I don't know how people have relationships without Jesus. How can you be with someone for 50, 60
years where like naturally, like, and I'm gonna be honest, you begin to like hate someone
if you're with them. You're sleeping in the same bed, you're together all day for 60 years. How can
you even stand that person? I know. If not for the Holy Spirit between you. Right. You know? Being
covered in prayer, coming together, I know, it's, it, I don't understand it, I know. Like tragedy
tears people apart. If you're in a situ, I don't even know why we're going here,
but if you're in a situation where like,
you are either in a marriage or in a relationship
and it failed because of life, because of tragedy,
because things happen, I want you to know
that you're not a failure.
It really is like, if you don't have Jesus,
it is close to impossible.
And I will always stand by that because the honeymoon stage ends and there's got to be a third
person in the marriage that is sustaining you because you simply cannot
ride the wave of a honeymoon stage forever and then after that what will
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No, so true.
We're supposed to thrive.
If you're supposed to thrive, this is beauty.
Life is beauty.
Yeah.
And we can't even see that because everything is a struggle, which we do.
We have struggles and hardships, but we're anchored.
When you have Jesus, you're anchored.
You have peace.
You just, it's beautiful.
You have clarity.
Yes.
You can see clearly.
You can see your partner clearly.
I feel like, obviously, we're not married.
We've been in relationships.
We've been in long-term relationships.
Things happen in relationships where you begin to,
especially in marriage, again, not married,
but I know this to be true.
The devil hates marriage more than anything.
Marriage is a perfect prophetic picture
of our relationship with Jesus.
Jesus is the groom. the church is the bride,
and he then created marriage to like perfectly exemplify
our relationship with him.
It's the closest covenant, the closest thing we have
on this side of eternity to our relationship with God.
And it's so important to him.
That's why Jesus, God loves marriage more than anything.
That's why the devil hates it more than anything.
And that's why the divorce rate, yes,
is probably more than 50% at this point,
because it's so hard to have a lasting marriage
without Jesus.
It's so, so hard, and the devil will do everything
in his power to get you married
and then to rip it away from you,
or to not even let you get married in the first place.
I know people who, I know engagements that fail all the time.
It's like the devil will, you know, it's like six, seven, eight years of being together.
Finally, you're going to get engaged.
Finally, you're going to get married.
And then at the very last second, he rips it away.
So there's so much pain and so much brokenness.
And you're this close to entering into a covenant that actually
represents our relationship with Jesus, and then he rips it away at the last second. You have to
go, you start over again, and it keeps happening. He loves it. The devil absolutely loves it.
Yeah.
This is so cute. Verse 28 says,
Her children stand and bless her. Her husband praises her. There are many virtuous and capable
women in the world, but you surpass them all." I pray that one day my husband says, there are many virtuous
and capable women in the world, because there are. There are beautiful women in
the world, there are amazing women, there are talented women, there are whatever
women, and we're not gonna negate the fact that there are so many great people,
great women, beautiful women in the world, but you surpass them all.
I pray that that's what he says when he looks at me, that no matter how many incredible
women there are in the world, and by the way, that is a real good, good, good, godly man,
somebody who has eyes to see, and you're not blind to it, you're not blind to beauty, you're
not blind to other women being attractive, but you know that, you know that, you know that it is nothing.
Nobody surpasses your wife.
Not because she is the best, but because she's yours.
Jesus looks at us.
We should look at our spouses the way that Jesus looks at us.
We are literally the apple of his eye.
We are each individually his favorite.
And your wife, your husband should be your favorite. And not because, again, they're the best in the world,
but because they're yours.
They're yours to protect, they're yours to love,
and you should take pride in being like,
this one's mine, I'm gonna protect them
for the rest of my life, I'm gonna care for them,
I'm gonna love them, and they're mine,
and I have so much like pride, good pride,
in the sense that I'm not even gonna let another man
or woman even think that they have a chance.
So let's go through this real quick.
A woman who fears the Lord.
So a woman who fears the Lord is in such awe of the Lord.
She has such a deep respect.
She loves him so much.
That's how I feel every single day.
My relationship with Jesus didn't
start until I started having reverence for him, until I saw the love of God caused me
to want to live and glorify him every day. The love of God made me want to be faithful,
made me want to be honest, made me want to turn from everything I knew,
at any point take everything away from me
because I want to live every day for you.
I want you to strip me of everything
because I want to be an image of you.
I want to glorify you for the rest of my life.
He didn't care about outward appearance.
He didn't care about the shiny, good things. He didn't have, he didn't care about outward appearance. He didn't care about the shiny good things. He didn't have, he didn't care about authority.
He was a servant.
He was kind.
He was faithful.
And when I learned about his character, I said, I want to be like this.
Humble me.
And when I think of a partner, I want someone like that.
I want someone who looks at the image of Jesus and says, that's what I want to be like.
A woman who fears the Lord, she's separated from the Lord. I want someone like that. I want someone who looks at the image of Jesus and says,
that's what I want to be like. A woman who fears the Lord, she's separated to God.
She's not looking for the validation of others. She's looking for a well-done from Jesus.
And, you know, beauty can be alluring, but that is not going to take care of your kids and your family.
And society today, we're looking for the most beautiful or the shiniest toy,
and that is not going to be sustainable.
So, a woman who fears the Lord, man, has been the greatest gift
that I've gotten to just grow into that woman.
Yeah.
Because without Jesus, you are selfish, you are prideful. And it's not that
we mean to be these things, but when we don't have Jesus, we're living in our flesh.
So we don't know any better. And that's only by walking by the Spirit and having Jesus in your life.
Take it off so I can drop it. Take off the mic.
Now, can I go back really quick what you said about things may look a certain way?
I think like we are plagued by the idea that whoever we choose as our spouse has to be somebody.
They have to look like something.
They have to, not physically physically because attraction is important. And I'm sorry, but no Christian or person is going to tell me
that like you shouldn't be, you'll grow an attraction could be true, or that
like you don't need to be attracted to like, I don't agree with it. You have to,
you know, be intimate with that person for the rest of your life. That's right.
And I am a full believer that you should be attracted to the person you marry.
Yeah.
But when things look, I think, and even like, I remember when I was, you know, a believer that you should be attracted to the person you marry.
But when things look, I think, and even like, I remember when I was young, before I knew Jesus,
I did look at things like, what is this person like socially?
What is this person like status wise?
What can he bring to the table that way?
Whatever, like we all do it.
And then as soon as I started following Jesus,
I go, oh my gosh, no, no, no.
Does that man wake up
to spend time with Jesus?
Cause I don't care about anything else.
He doesn't need to be somebody.
He doesn't need to have this or do that.
Like he's got to have a little ambition for sure.
He's got to like, you know.
Got to get on a few business calls.
He's got to have a job and that's okay.
And you are allowed to want a man with a job.
And, but like, you know what I mean?
And so, but we, as a society and as a generation,
we look at like, what will I gain from this person
or what will this look like to the outside world?
And I'm just here to encourage you that,
would you throw that in the garbage
and look at that person's heart
and look at that person's character,
what he does or where he's from or who his family is
or whatever, whatever, none of it matters.
None of it matters.
Like Ari said, it can't raise your kids.
It can't help you when you're sick.
It can't take care of you when you're old.
None of it matters.
And this part about charm is deceptive.
Beauty does not last, but a woman who fears the Lord will be greatly praised.
Fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom, according to scripture.
To be wise, you have to fear God.
For me, I've always had the same brain, I've always been the same Angela, I've always operated in the same way.
And I can't believe I literally, I look back
and I'm like, I had no wisdom before I feared God.
No wisdom.
None, and I would ask God for wisdom.
When I first started following Jesus,
and I loved Jesus with my whole heart,
but I did not fear him, I was still doing this,
that and the other, I would ask him for wisdom,
but I was not getting it because for me to have wisdom,
to make the right decisions, to behave the right way,
to think the right way, to do all things in the right way,
which is wisdom, it starts with me fearing God
because when you fear God, it affects everything about you.
How you think, how you act, how you talk.
And so for me, I had no wisdom before I feared him.
And then I wanna talk to people who like,
if you're somebody, a man or a woman,
who you fear being cheated on,
or you fear being left, or you fear betrayal,
or you fear someone doing something behind your back,
I want you to know one thing.
A person who truly, truly fears God
will not do something wrong behind your back.
Because people who fear God do the right thing when nobody's watching.
I know for me, if I'm in a relationship, like yes, I have good morals and compassion and
I care and I will do the right thing when no one's watching.
However, there's something different about when you fear God because I know that even
if nobody ever sees this, if this never goes into the light,
if nobody ever catches me, God saw it.
And there's, I tremble with fear about that.
And that's probably the most important thing
about fearing the Lord is that we're not gonna be doing
things outside of this world, because yeah,
that's what it is.
He doesn't let you get away with anything.
If the fear of God doesn't let you get away with anything. The fear of God doesn't let you get away with anything.
Like even for me, obviously I'm not out here
like cheating on boyfriends, but even the tiniest things
like in a friendship or in a relationship,
I'll feel a tug of like, that was prideful,
that was not very nice, you're hurt and you're scared
and so you're taking a position of whatever.
You don't get away with anything.
You don't get away with anything and that's fear
and that's why a woman who fears the Lord,
it's the most important thing because she'll do good.
That's right.
She'll act right, you can trust her.
If a woman fears God truly, you can trust her.
And that's it.
That's why, that is it right there.
You can trust her. You can trust her.
You can trust her.
You can trust her heart.
You can trust she'll do the right thing.
She fears God.
So if a woman fears you, that can only get you so far.
You want her to fear God because then everything she does
has God talking in her ear being like, that's not okay.
You shouldn't do that. That's not okay.
You can trust somebody's heart when they really fear God.
That's why, isn't it crazy how we don't get away with any?
Do you understand?
The littlest thing, I was like, oh, okay, that was wrong,
okay.
Oh, well here, why am I putting my leg up?
Here's the thing, you know what I realized?
All this time we thought we were fighting them devils,
we were getting over alcoholism, anxiety, broken heart, OCD,
and then we start having to lay down sin,
we're laying down the big, big sins, everything,
and then all of a sudden you think you're good,
you think you're set, and then God's like,
thank God we got the easy work out of the way.
Now let's get to the little, deeply rooted sin
and issues in your heart, like the pride,
like the whatever, all the things,
and let's get to every single one,
and that's actually so much harder
than laying down the big sin.
And I was so excited to live a life of pure,
like I'm good, I'm pure, there's nothing wrong with me,
and then he's like, this is actually the hard part now.
I know.
It's crazy.
I can't believe it.
I'm sorry.
I'm so tired.
It's a beautiful thing.
I mean, I know he's doing this for me, but sometimes when he's working on you, you can't
see it.
Like have a front row seat to what he's doing with your life.
I'm like, it is insane.
Is it really?
It is insane.
Because I can't see it in myself, you know what I mean?
But I'm just like, I have that same thought of like,
God is real.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh no, you see it so easily in other people's lives
because sometimes you're so in it,
you're like, I don't like how this is feeling or what, yeah.
So should we read some of the things that people sent in?
Yeah.
So the things aren't,
I wanna sip of this so bad,
but it's gonna get blueberries in my teeth.
Don't look at the yoga poses.
We can just say she's praying.
She's throwing up in our father.
Our father.
Who art in heaven. Who art in heaven.
Hath it would be thy name.
Hath it would be thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done.
On earth.
As it is in heaven.
Give, oh, okay, you just put a direction.
Woman of God.
Dear Lord.
Okay. Okay.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
And everybody, we had all these men write in what they want in a woman.
Someone said, I mean, everyone said the same thing.
A lover of Jesus.
And I would agree with you guys.
Someone said, the ability to truly trust me.
Yeah, a man wants to feel fully trusted.
Yeah.
And I totally understand that.
Go ahead.
Men do want to feel fully trusted.
They want to feel like, you know, they have a woman who trusts in their leadership.
There's nothing better for a man and his confidence and his leadership
than to have a woman who speaks to life
and says, I am so proud of you, I trust you,
I have confidence in you,
and I have confidence in your decision making.
There is nothing better for a man ever.
I know the second we start, and it's so hard,
because if you really don't trust your man,
that's such a tough position to be in, and it's a really tough position to take where you're like, okay you really don't trust your man, that's such a tough position to be in.
And it's a really tough position to take where you're like,
okay, I don't know if I fully trust him,
but I'm gonna speak to him like I do
so that he becomes a man that I can trust.
But I just know that the second we start being
super overly critical,
you destroy somebody's confidence like that.
You destroy it.
Men need respect and trust.
And the minute we start nagging all the time,
it's like a lot of the times we, and I don't know,
you could be, I feel like I'm sounding so preachy,
but I just, I've been in worldly relationships
and now where I am with Jesus,
when you are so devoted to Jesus, because when we don't have Jesus
and we're in a relationship, we don't trust anything.
You don't trust yourself, you don't trust the person, you're always on edge, you don't
feel good, you're like, it's chaos all right here.
And so your world is just untrustworthy, because how can you trust anything
if you're relying on your own self and strength?
And so when you get into relationship with Jesus,
there is a calmness and a peace and a trust
that you trust Jesus.
And so everything else just flows.
And you know that if something isn't right,
you're gonna have the discernment and you're gonna be like, okay, something isn't right, you're gonna have the discernment
and you're gonna be like,
okay, this isn't right, I'm gonna leave.
You're not gonna compromise.
Women who fear the Lord, we do not compromise.
And somebody said, what they look for in a wife
or what they would look for is a sound mind
to guide his heart.
And I love even on the topic of like submission
and trusting your partner, trusting the husband, trusting your man, like we are totally as biblical, you know, women, godly women enter into like a union where me and my husband begin to make decisions
together based off what we feel like God is speaking
to both of us.
I've heard married couples both like basically having
God dreams the same night, wake up in the morning,
talk about it and it be confirmation to what they've been
talking about and like God speaks through couples
and if you work together and I've heard so many men be like,
yeah, I make all the decisions.
I have the money, I have the job,
but I don't make one decision
without consulting my wife first
because she has a perspective that I don't have.
She's my eyes that watch my back
because I'm looking this way.
I can't see that way.
And this person said, a sound mind to guide his heart.
And so if we have a sound mind,
which is just basically us being calm and peaceful
and clear and having vision and seeing clearly
and seeing rationally, we can see things
that will guide our husband and help him make decisions.
And it's like the most beautiful thing in the world.
Of course, men should look for a wife who knows God,
hears God, senses God, who takes direction from God
because she then can help you and show you things
that you can't see throughout your marriage
and when you're making decisions.
Someone says, a wife who prays instead of nags.
Oh, yes.
So important.
You do that with everything in life.
We have, prayer is the lifeline to our life,
and if people could only understand that.
The only thing that I'll say is this has been such a crazy,
like even in my own life of, not even just in relationships, even with friends. I went
through a period, we talked about this the other day, I went through a period after I got like
super saved where so many people that I knew weren't and I developed this kind of God complex
where I thought I needed to save everyone, I thought I needed to tell people how to be,
and I know the Bible so I need to blah, blah, blah. And God like so released me from that,
that of course I still speak truth to people,
but I feel no desire, no need to try to change somebody.
I feel no need to criticize someone into doing better.
I literally sometimes won't say a word
and I'll go and I'll pray for them.
And it's so much more effective.
And when you're, the one thing that we all have to realize
is that when you're so close to somebody,
they probably won't hear it from you.
100%, I go through it all the time in my family.
In my family, in my relationships,
in very close friendships.
And I've realized that I almost think the best thing we can do
is say, God, I pray that this person will either open their eyes and realize this, or will you send them someone who will
get it into their head?
Exactly.
Because I can't tell them.
They won't take it from me.
And you get nothing when you nag men.
I'm sorry to tell you.
They don't care.
They don't want to hear it.
They don't want to hear it.
They're just in one ear out the other.
They don't want to hear our nagging.
All it sounds like is like blah, blah, blah.
Stop talking.
Unfortunately, that's just how it is, especially if it's like your husband,
the best thing you can do is pray. Just keep praying.
Do not think for a second that you can have more of an impact on that person than God himself can.
God can do things that are so much better than anything you can do,
and then you're not the bad guy in the situation.
Because if you're sitting there trying to talk to someone all day and tell them something,
they're not even listening anyways.
What do you think about this?
A girl said, my husband said, put our family first.
It's us before your work or goals.
Say it again.
This girl's husband, she asked her husband and he said what he looks for in a godly wife
is that the woman would put their family first, that it's us before your worker goals.
Absolutely.
Love it.
100%.
If 100%, what do you think?
Yeah, 100%.
100%.
Without a doubt, of course.
Of course.
That's no question.
But there is, I will say one thing, yes, 1000%.
Are you talking about a woman or a man?
That a woman puts the family first.
The family. Oh yeah, of course.
Yeah, and the men too.
You better put your family first.
Like, I don't care what.
Yeah.
But I will say this, that for me, for us as women,
we love to have purpose.
Yeah.
And we love to work.
It's just something we love.
We strive.
We just love it.
And so yes, you put your family first,
but there is nothing wrong with wanting something and having a job or a goal
or a purpose and just having that for yourself.
Exactly.
I'm picturing our screaming kids sitting right here.
We're gonna have eight nannies.
Are you guys gonna still watch us
if we have two kids sitting next to us,
two little bratty kids?
They're gonna be such brats with bows.
I'm gonna be yelling at mine in my Boston accent.
I'm gonna be, my mom's gonna be here in Albania
and I'm not even taking care of my mom and dad.
What did I tell you?
Cut it out.
And I'm not kidding.
My mom is gonna be sitting here, oh gosh.
You guys are my kids.
I'm your guys' kids. Literally. You guys take care of us.
Well ladies and gentlemen, I hope you guys enjoyed this episode.
What did we talk about?
Two single girls talking how to be a godly wife.
Never been married.
Hey, we know a little something about something.
What?
Nothing, I don't know.
Do we know anything?
I can't wait until we have 18 screaming kids
and we are losing our minds.
The only one who's gonna have 18 screaming kids is you.
I am not having 18 kids.
Three, and you'll have three.
No, you're gonna have-
I'm not gonna have three kids.
You're gonna have two, you're gonna adopt one,
you're gonna have the other one.
Yeah, I think, guys, I think adopting might be in my cards.
I know it is.
You do? I know it is. know I know it is you have such a
You know that spirit
I'm a servant. I'm a three on the anagram. Sorry everybody
I'm a tour the anagram when Ari stops to help every single person. I'm like yep. We get it. You're a two
I know but um I gotta go
I'm like I'm carrying a suitcase. I'm like, yep, we get it, you're a two. I know, but I gotta go. I'm like, I'm carrying his suitcase.
You're like, whoa.
I'm giving this guy my money.
Oh, actually, I gave him my entire wallet
and my life savings.
I also invited him over for dinner.
You're gonna get us killed one day.
I'm gonna get us killed.
Remember I asked the guy if we could give him a ride
and he had a knife in his pocket?
Yeah, no, that was actually the worst. No, you made a stop on the side of the road or you can't fake that funk
Huh, I don't know if we can fake that funk. Huh. What do you want to say you have a script?
God we used to be so funny. No no funny
Go ahead are we so funny?
No, we're fighting devils all day. What was you guys, okay, can I ask you guys something?
What was your favorite blooper of us?
Was it when I called Jehovah Driver?
When...
No, my favorite blooper was when you said
that you were about scripture battle.
I will never.
I used to be a nightmare with the scripture.
Hey everybody, listen to all the scripture that I know.
I was in the middle of her, in this.
Pastor.
Pastor, and he starts telling us his testimony
about when he started reading John.
And then I started reading John 1,1,
in the beginning was the word. And then I started reading John 1.1, in the beginning it was the word.
He's the light of all mankind.
And I said, hey, that's mine.
Yeah, he was the light of the word,
and the word said the word, and the word was God,
and the word was with God, and the word,
and I'm like.
Light of the world.
Light of the world, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Someone called it the eight mile of scripture.
That was the funniest thing you've ever said.
What do you guys want?
You said a lot of funny things.
What do you guys want us to wear?
Do you guys do know about-
Should we all get dressed up for Christmas?
Yeah.
Are we wearing bows?
Bows.
Bows.
Bows!
Oh, yeah, I love bows.
Are we a little ugly? I think sometimes. My mom is the most, let me know if you're Eastern European, tell me if your parents on their deathbed would tell you, hey, fix your eyebrows.
That's like how Eastern European parents are. They're
so like they're just so honest.
Right in the comments the craziest thing your Eastern European parents said or your East
Coast mother said.
Yeah what is your East Coast? You screw them. Ghost. You screwin' with my kid?
You screwin' with my kid and you pack your underwear?
Is screwin' a um, a swear?
I don't know baby.
I think we can say screwin'.
I think we're okay. I think Jesus has
bigger things to worry about.
I can't say screwin'!
I can't say screwin'!
Ah!
I'm- I'm a little I can't say screw in. Ugh! I am...
I'm moving in my bubble.
Get out of my bubble!
Ugh, you're resisting my anointing!
Ari and I went through a period of such religious OCD.
I was gonna cut everyone off in my life.
We're cutting off all of us.
You told me to!
You had me in the whole time!
I'm second guessing everyone in my life.
Everyone's resisting our anointing.
I'm done.
I'm not, get away, get away from my anointing.
Get out!
I can't say screw it.
We love you.
I really hope you enjoyed this episode.
I don't know what we talked about.
I hope you had a good time.
Proverbs 31, let's all be good women.
Fear the Lord, do the right thing.
Don't take anyone's you know what.
Yeah.
Don't, don't take his you know what.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Be a good woman.
Be a good man, please.
Please. For the love of God, we need good men.
With the love of all things holy.
Tell him, baby.
Go ahead.
Look, I'm playing the tiniest violin in the world.
Okay, please bless him.
We have to bless him.
Come on, give me that hand.
You've never played that?
I used to do that.
Come on.
Okay, we love you.
We love you.
We love you.
We love you.
We love you.
We love you.
We love you.
We love you.
We love you.
We love you. We love you. We love you. We love you. We love you. Come on, give me that hand.
You've never played that?
No.
I used to do that.
Come on.
Okay.
We love you so, so much.
May the Lord bless you and keep you.
May he make his face shine upon you and be gracious to you.
May he turn his face towards you and give you peace.
We love you.
We love you.