Girls Gone Canon Cast - House of the Dragon: Unleash the D S3E2 featuring Parralex0889
Episode Date: June 12, 2026Alex joins us to wish a very happy Pride Month to House of the Dragon characters everywhere. (but specifically Jace and Cregan). We'll talk about the Velaryon characters, Man Pain, and about the... new fire theory SANSAEGON II, and much more. Apologies for any slight audio issues. Technology was not on our side. Very Twin Peaks S3 of Electricity when you think about it...... Where to find Alex: Posting in the CK3 Channel in the GirlsGoneCanon discord Parralex0889 on all social media "Modern Jazz Samba" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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Hello and welcome to Unleash the D, Season 3, Episode 2 featuring our friend Alex.
I'm one of your hosts, Chloe.
Hi, everyone.
I'm excited to be here.
My second time hosting, sorry, I got promoted last time.
I'm a series regular now, and I'm really excited to be able to introduce our special guests this time.
Alex, Paralyx.
Yay!
I'm like, you know them, you love them.
You know them from Catalan episode.
The big one.
Red Wedding.
Also, I do some voice hikes on the side.
I'm Rickard Carstart.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
I think about it all the time.
I think about it all the time.
Yeah, for Northern Independence.
So, yeah, happy to be here for Unleash the D.
You know what's so crazy is I still have the audio files for that.
that on my desktop and it's the one thing I have not like everyone's audio file that sent in
for the king in the north speech.
I, we got to do some more of that soon. You know, we really, we got to hook it up.
It was a good time. It was a good time. I feel like there aren't as many opportunities. Maybe I'm
just not being creative enough. I guess with the Blackwater there will be. Yeah, we'll have something
in clash. I'm trying to think of the.
opportunities in Tyrion.
Thanks for coming on and hanging out with us.
For those at home listening, welcome to Unleash the D.
The critically acclaimed podcast, critics are calling it fantastic.
They're very pleased with it.
Yeah, they're giving it five stars nominating it for a BAFTA.
You got Egot, EGOT, Eliana Game of Thrones.
And yeah, it's really exciting.
And what's special about this episode is also, Alex, congratulations.
HBO knew that you were coming on to the podcast today and decided to drop the trailer for you.
I mean, I was very pleased to receive it.
It felt very correct.
It does feel correct.
It feels correct.
You know, the EW article came out.
Every year for Game of Thrones or its related properties,
EW does an article with like some, ew, ewe.com.
Entertainment Weekly does an article that has some specific photos from like,
whether it's from production that are very like, you know, no one has these.
This is the big beat.
Journalism's not dead.
Thank God.
But they always like do a little interviews and whatever.
And so it came out.
The EW photos came out last week.
Is it going to, is the trailer going to drop?
because it always comes after that.
It's like every year, that's how you know Santa's coming
or every other year now, tragically.
It's like the ground hog, but for the show.
Yeah, like that lasts a little bit, like the run-up before the new season,
it does feel like, you know, like 11 p.m. Christmas Eve.
Like everything's kind of just going in that direction.
You're just like waiting for like, all right, it's almost happening.
It's almost happening.
It is ritualistic.
I know folks that can't always watch it at the same time.
And that's like when it comes out, like on the TV screen, when HBO gives it to us three minutes before 9 p.m. on Sundays, Eastern time.
It's always three minutes early that you can access it on streaming.
Two to three minutes.
It's there.
It's like so reliable.
And I just couldn't imagine not watching it on a Sunday.
I couldn't.
Thrones properties have had like my Sundays for what, like over 10 years.
I would argue like it's actually made Sunday nights big again.
Question mark, like not to be weird, but.
Wow, kind of like football.
No, I'm joking.
No, actually, though.
No, like literally it is as big as football.
No, don't give them credit.
Don't let them have it.
It's as big as football, though.
Like, I do feel.
No, I know, but it's a ritual, right?
Like, it's a family thing.
Like, Eliana, when Hot D. came out, what did we do?
We hung out for like 10 weeks.
And he had family dinners.
Actually, that was really fun time.
It was a beautiful time in the world.
It was actually, I mean, like, everything's terrible.
But, like, it was a beautiful time.
We ate special food that we made with intention to be, like, with one another or bought food, depending on the Sunday.
Like you said, 10 weeks and, like, made special drinks themed.
It was special.
It was a special time.
Gummy worms into drinks and we're like, this is a sea snake drink.
It was.
It was.
I literally still have those Starburst blue drink mixes.
I think you still have the gummy worms.
I was like, I would have eaten those like a while ago.
Alex, what is your ritual when you're watching a Gott universe property?
We usually watch it.
So we have like a really big team.
downstairs in the living room and so it's usually me my housemates maybe a couple
friends over but yeah I mean it's definitely is something where it's like especially
in earlier years when I was doing like road trips like I made sure I was home or like
buy a TV for hot D or Thrones back in the day I don't think I was doing any
traveling for 9 of the 7 kingdoms but yeah it definitely is something where it's like
all kind of roads and plans converge around like that Sunday
day blog. Yeah. And then you have like the post-end, no discussion slash arguments slash no,
you're wrong, or the little kind of like school session you have to give for like the folks
who aren't in as deep or you're just like, okay, so this is this character, this is what that
meant, this is this place. It's all, yeah, it's all part of like the ritual of it. I used to go
and moderate afterwards, especially during Game of Thrones. I used to like do that and then be like,
all right, time to go tell everyone to stop fighting.
Not post-spoilers.
Oh, no, Batman. Back on
Thrones, I was still on TV tropes threads a lot. I think I was a mod there.
And yeah, it would be...
Oh, I didn't know this about you.
Right after the episode would end, it's a lot of, like, you know,
get those paragraphs ready because the band have her might have to come out.
Yeah. And also because we had to be like, you know, no spoilers.
Speaking of which, everyone, I'm going to use this to tell you about our spoiler policy,
which is that we're doing whatever the hell we want in 2026, just like we've been doing for the past few hot D seasons,
because we believe in women's rights, specifically just ours.
And wrongs.
Yeah, that's true, and especially ours.
And so we are going to talk about spoilers for like pretty much anything that we wish to discuss,
which is going to encompass, like, what happens in all of fire and blood, which will probably spoil.
the rest of this show, but also
we're probably not going to talk very much
interestingly about any of the production spoilers,
mostly because we don't know them.
So,
yeah, spoilers for everything
that's in fire and blood, everything that's
in...
Hot D. Hot D. Isoff.
Got Asotska.
Oh my God, Esotska.
Askska. I don't even think I said it right.
Aska.
Aska.
Saske.
So yeah, that's what we have for you.
And Twyfe.
Yes.
Twyf.
With that, Alex, what are you up to these days?
Is there anything that you are doing that you want to share with the class?
Oh, something that could be fun for this community.
I've transitioned from Catlin to the Blackfish.
My younger sister had a baby.
So now I'm in like my gay uncle era.
Oh, that's interesting.
What caused this?
So it's not like anything that I've done.
It's just things that have happened around me.
It's just like the seasons of life.
Yeah, the seasons of your love.
Yeah.
Okay, okay, that's amazing.
How are you loving your life now that you identify as the blackfish?
I mean, the uncle paternal of, no, ovuncular vibes are strong,
seeing my little nephew and being like,
This will all be yours.
And by this, I mean, like, my card collections and things like that.
But, you know, somebody's got to inherit.
Oh, my gosh.
No, the cool nuncle, which we don't have a lot of cool nuncles in A-Swaff.
So now you can be one.
Yeah.
Only a couple.
Oh, my God.
You could also be, like, Gerrian.
Oh, Lamister.
I was like, who's Gerian?
I just feel like Jerian's kind of a cool nuncle.
Yeah, Jerrying was cool.
Harlaw, he was a good uncle, the reader.
Oh yeah, he's a cool uncle.
Gotta make sure the next generation's literate.
That's important.
Yeah, no, please. Open the schools.
Open the Harlau schools.
Damon Targaryen.
Not a, I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm joking.
I don't know.
I'm joking.
So I don't think I'll be doing that.
He's like, I'm a cool uncle.
I'm like, no.
I just like, I know you just had this baby,
but let me marry the baby.
Stop!
It's like Twilight Targaryen.
Yeah.
Wow, that's so twilight.
Oh my God.
This is like the second time we talked.
I just finished like also editing our Mockingjay episode and Chloe was all like,
We need the Pita Midnight Sun.
And I was like, what the fuck?
I mean, yeah.
Are you saying we don't?
I feel like we do.
I mean, we do, but I just don't want to.
I mean, you're not wrong.
That is what it would be.
You know, I think one of my favorite bits from these couple of like, you know, marry your children.
It's from like season one where Otto is like trying to get Vassaris to marry Reneer and Agon.
It's just like, like the look that both of them had where Otto was just like, yeah, just marry your teenage daughter to your infant child.
And Viseras is like, he's two.
I think that was just like a really, really good show out.
It's a smaller age gap.
It's a smaller age gap, I think, right?
than between him and Allison.
So like it's not crazy to me.
Yeah.
It's interesting to say that too
because there are two sides of that, right?
Like if Vesaris had done it,
people think there could have been peace.
No, that's not true.
Do you think there could have been peace?
She would have had to tell Egan
every day of his fucking miserable life
to clean his room.
Like there's no peace in that relationship,
first of all.
But that on the other side of it,
it's like, you know,
Viseras was trying to break out.
of living in like one of the most incestuous like marriage thronging moments ever because
some people wouldn't stop fucking their wives and having a vigilion fucking children that had
dragons you know what I mean like it was the dance was always coming so like Viseras was
in a way also trying to break out of that tradition like he was married to his fucking cousin
that's like a branch away yeah but he did let his kids he did let his other two
kids get married.
Helena and Egan.
So, but I'm not tricking you.
Journey is still out.
My own child, Reneira.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm like not convinced he like knows that he has those kids.
As a fellow only child, like lock the fuck in.
I'm with you on that, you know?
Good for Reneira.
So like there really aren't a lot of scenes of like the, the Sarah's kids like interacting
together.
Like Reneer with the others.
Do we think that could happen in this season?
Some Helena would be nice with Rainira.
Yeah, because it's like we do know that at least they start off in Kings Landing.
So there could be an opportunity for Helena.
I mean, obviously, I don't think she would ever interact with Aman.
And then, you know, we know that she's going to have some words with Agon.
But yeah.
Because I can especially see her ending in season four with Agan being like an expanded view, right?
an expanded view of like, here's everything we never exchanged.
Like, I could see her arriving at Dragonstone and it'd be a whole entire episode of her
and Agan talking.
Not unlike season eight with like the Iron Throne, the last episode where you have the
John and Tyrion jail conversation going on.
Like, I could see that, but with Reneura as Agin's prisoner and them discussing like
Agan saying, all I ever wanted was my dad to ever like see I existed.
and then of course leading to the end
where she's standing in front of the dragon
and she like tells him
let me have a dragon rider's death
at least give me that respect or some shit
and then we end.
I think it's going to be like that.
I think it's going to be like that.
Like I think they're going to like actually
talk quite a bit.
Yeah, they love a talkie up.
True.
Yeah, I can see that.
Yeah, I can see it working.
Like it does a lot of the pull that they skipped
in order to get where they needed to be.
Yeah.
I think I do.
think she's going to be like give me like that sort of death and I do think like yeah to what y'all
are saying like rainier's probably going to talk to helena and I think it's going to be like much more
antagonistic than we expected especially because last season right ray nero was all like why helena
she's never done anything to anyone but I mean maybe maybe it won't be a problem you know maybe
they'll be fine but like seeing the way that the trailer is kind of painting like hey
Rineira might be like going down a different path also a little or like especially after you know Jace dies because like I don't know I'd probably fucking lose it if my kid who like seemed pretty cool for the most part died.
I mean this is something maybe Chloe can compound this year or go back on this too but like when you play CK3 and you start losing your errors it does start kind of like changing how you decide about things.
No, you're just like, you know what?
Maybe I won't show you all mercy because life wasn't
Explorbed me.
Like losing your errors, it definitely does like, the policy starts to shift.
It changes you.
It really changes your errors in K3, but also in life.
Yeah.
I mean, CK3 is life, so it's just, yeah.
Sorry, yes, of course.
I didn't need to imply otherwise.
It's really condescending what you're saying, Eliana.
Could you please just lock in here?
I'm lacking in experience.
Hmm
It's true
What Alex is saying
They are correct
It makes you start acting out
Yeah
Right like that's something I'm really excited about
Like when Jace dies
Sorry Jase Rip
But like when poor little baby
Meow Meow Miao dies
Like she's gonna act the fuck out a little bit
A lot a bit
Yeah because I think it was like
In the first or second trailer
It looked like
She was locked in her chamber
Like she seemed to be like
Dress for Riding
And she got like locked in her chamber
She's banging into the door
So I'm guessing that's like maybe Jason Bela locking her.
Because I also think like Bela is made it responsible for keeping Reneer on house arrest.
And so yeah, then Jase goes out and dies.
And then, yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, it does seem some things afoot there because there is a little bit of
Dragonstone in that first teaser a lot more than what you'd expect, right?
Because where we left off is like, gollets next, right?
They're all amassing armies to fight on the gollet against Sharaqa lobar.
and then King's Landing.
Like Damon is like primed and ready.
He's like, yo, I just saw this prophecy and it's all about Reneera, even though it's not.
And we got to do it.
So we got to take Kings Landing back.
I will do this thing, Calisi, kind of energy.
And then so we're going there and we're going there.
Like that's where it really should have ended.
Now we have a chance.
Everything's about to get really hectic.
Yeah.
I'm very curious to see how the balance of Dragonstone is in episode one.
And, you know, she's going to leave a very light guard there, considering what happens later to Dragonstone.
So she got to leave.
Curious, we'll see that.
She's just saying an example for her future, great descendant, Stanis Baratheon, lightly garrisoned Dragonstone, profit, win.
True.
We don't waste taxpayers' dollars.
My God.
Denise, I will never get over that.
Once it starts going like tits up for Reneira,
she'll have like the status with like unemployment beer
just like staring into the middle distance.
Do we think we'll get Reneer doing that?
That's what we saw in this trailer.
Yeah.
You can tell because they added some like pink eye shadow under her eyes
and that's how you know.
Honestly, I think they should have done that with Stannis too.
Yeah, she's not.
She's not going to be sleeping very much, it seems.
But I did like, I thought if I'm interpreting that scene correctly,
it was interesting that it looks like she's in Viseries's bed, right?
Like taking that sort of mantle over.
Or I thought that was Viseries's room.
I couldn't tell.
Because it was like, are you talking about the one where it's like she's on the bed?
You can see like there's the like black circle on the pillow, that one?
There's two.
There's one where I commented to both of you prior to us starting this episode.
I was like, Rainier's skin is so pretty, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Because we're doing the shot right above and the hair is kind of split out.
And then the one where Rainier gets up, like, suddenly like sits up in bed and she's like,
because, you know, people just love coming into her room while she's sleeping, I guess.
Very Circey vibe.
Yeah.
Or, well, usually they're trying to kill her.
So I feel like that was the series' bed just based on the layout of like it being the canopy bed and whatnot.
Oh, yeah.
And there's like his like dragon porn.
art. I just like went back in the trailer. Yeah, there's like the dragon human porn behind her.
Yeah. And it makes sense because that room would be connected to his like train set, which is something that she also removes the, um, the blanket, the covers over. So she's taken over the sort of, you know, essentially like the king's quarters, right?
Yeah, because that's where Agan's been sleeping. Yeah, because she did use to have her own room, right? But then Allison took that over, right?
I don't know where she's been living.
No, Allison took her room.
Allison is sleeping in Renira's old room.
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
Yeah, like...
Happy Pride Month.
Happy Pride Month.
All the things she said, all the things she said I've read it through my home.
Oh, my God.
Kind of through my head.
Wait, someone should make that scene.
Someone should actually make the scene of...
I mean, there's enough, like, walking shot.
You could do it, like, very heated rivalry style.
Exactly.
Stop.
I want to make it.
Allison has to be Shane Hollander because of the dark hair.
There's no other reason why I would say that.
That's actually my only rationale.
She would definitely be the bottom or the submissive to Runeira.
Yeah.
So, and then can you just imagine?
Incredible.
I mean, clearly.
I mean, look at those big doe eyes.
It is a heated rivalry because they have fire and dragons.
It's going to get like a high-valarian translation to put it as the second bird.
and then we're set.
Are you listening to Hollywood?
Get on this.
I don't actually know
Valerian, so I'm like,
Laherie.
I don't, that's like the one word
that I know in Valerian, I guess,
other than all the stuff that's in the books.
Leiciri.
Yeah.
So, less, Dohires.
Ugh.
So that's what we have for,
so far.
It only took like six minutes to make it gay.
Only took like six minutes.
The show took less time to make it gay
when it first aired, okay?
Yeah, that's like episode one,
the book and running away to Dorn and eat cake and stuff.
Yeah, like in the lap, in the weirwood,
shut the fuck up.
The gods are watching you be gay.
Thank God, but like...
The old God's approved.
Yeah.
Yeah.
absolutely beautiful very beautiful that's what a damon actually saw on the weirwood tree he saw his like
descendant blood raven watching lesbians he's like who's this albino twink i love it i so love it i do like
i am kind of excited for the heron hall weirwood i love the magic i'm sorry but like
ryan's going off with bringing the magic into the show it makes for so much fun to play off of
and have these characters react to.
And we're going to have Amon Targaryen Heron-Hall visions.
So mommy visions.
We're going to have Mommy Vision going on for Amon, right?
Probably jealousy and probably a bunch of other stuff that's going to fuel him and give him rage
and like make him keep stabbing people.
Love that for me specifically.
But also, Allison was in the trailer and it looked strangely like she was at Heron Hall,
question mark, question mark, question mark.
Yeah, do we think, like, we'll get Emily Carey back for a scene like they did with Millie?
I hope so.
Oh, that would be sick.
I like that idea.
I didn't think about that.
Put on our bingo card.
Sick to get them back.
And, like, Allison visions.
Yeah.
All the repression is going to come just, like, barreling out.
Yeah, and especially if we get auto executed as he rightfully deserves, if Allison does go
to Herringhole, that could be a way to get
Reese, is that his real name?
That guy?
Yeah, Reese.
Yeah, that could be another way to get him too, because, yeah.
Reese of Fons, yeah, he has to have a really, really good speech before he goes.
I'm sure, like, before his head rolls, chop, chop, I'm sure he will have a really, really good
speech that all of us will be astounded by.
I did it for your father.
I loved him more than anything.
Wow, happy pride.
I'm just thinking of an Eliana
Why are you this way?
Incredible work
This is how I got promoted to series regular
Speaking of being gay and hot D
What about Kristen Cole and Gwain?
Interesting
Oh, the old romance
Yeah, they're both so depressed
that it's like what's going on there
they're so depressed. I'm really excited for
Kristen Cole to also go Shakespearean
on us for the rest of his life.
They gave him a footballer haircut.
Yeah, he is browing, right?
Yeah, but in a
European way. Which makes sense.
Does the brother
die with him at the
the Aeroene?
The Hightower brother,
Allison's brother. I forget which
Hightower was. Wayne.
Wayne.
Does he die with Cole or no?
He does?
He was an officer of the City Watch originally.
So they really remixed him quite a bit.
And also I think that like lends to Gorman might get some of Otto's plot
because I don't see Otto living past the first few episodes if he comes back and he will,
considering he was in the finale, right?
So with that big like HBO montage that they put in every show, I don't know.
It's kind of strange because they've really.
not Gwain's world. They really have changed a lot of it, but he does die when King's Landing
is attacked in the show. He like gets killed by Luther Largent, who's becoming a really big
character again in the background. So Gwain's already pretty much dead in episode one in the books.
He is in the background of this trailer. Oh, so we know who that is? Luther, we know?
He's looming Largent.
Oh, my God. He's behind him.
Nira in the trailer.
If you see the guy with the gold sash,
that's him in Kingslanding.
So like when her and I'm like,
let me just pull this open.
Yeah, I'm like looking through it.
See her and.
Oh, that guy.
Okay, okay.
Behind Damon.
Okay.
Okay.
So something that I think is kind of interesting,
you know, speaking of the City Watch, right?
And Luther Largent is some of
point we've seen in the trailer, I have like a real thing to say for once. That is not just puns.
The way that we've seen them taking Kings Landing and how we see like the dragons patrolling the
skies and then Damon and the Red Keep like kind of executing people, it really reminds me of
those early episodes of season one and the sort of like terror that Damon reeks on the city as
in charge of the city watch. Right. It's very much that same kind of.
kind of vibe.
Going back to being all cops are bastards,
all gold cloaks are bastards.
Okay, that's right.
Yes.
Yes.
Turning it into like a police state
more than it was,
especially because we see the paranoia
rising in Reneer.
In the words of Matt Smith,
Reneer.
It's so Matt Smith.
It's just such a fun, heavy accent for Damon.
It kills me. It just slays me.
Just slays.
me, but yeah, there's something interesting in that. Like, we're going back a little bit and regressing
and things are about to get a little more stressful in Kings Landing. I don't think it's going to be
good. People are dying. People are hungry. Now they're going to eat because Rineiro lifted the blockade.
Wow, that sounds like a book I've read. Yeah. Do you think that that, sorry, so Chloe's also like
playing the trailer in the background of how we're looking at this. Do you think that they put the
graffiti there. Sorry,
I just got distracted because it looks like boobies,
like the little,
the little arches.
Oh, like teets?
Yes, like teets, exactly.
Actually, maybe.
Yeah, I'm not joking.
That's my insight.
The Queen of Bastards graffiti is the one that I'm referring to everyone.
If you go look at it, let me know your thoughts.
Is this?
The framing of it does look like boobies.
You're not incorrect.
Yeah, because even like the, um,
the drapes of whatever palanquin or whatever they're going through also kind of like could give you like clothes vibes
yeah and I'm probably maybe I'm reading too much into it but they talk about people's teats and how that leads to civil wars a lot in the whole in the entire histories of as a whole it is really good visual framing at least like at the very least it's good visual framing especially when you consider like the teats and the river lance
Maybe we'll see the teats.
Oh, my God.
Do you think we'll see them?
Oh, I think that'd be really good, actually, especially, like, maybe if there's a little bit of a hat tip, too, to the Black Farm Rebellion somehow.
In the captions, like, at the very beginning, it says the high septen is speaking.
So are we going to get, like, true fire and all that?
Maybe seeds of that.
I hope so.
Because we already have the base of that, right?
Like we've already seen the bastard child.
Yeah.
And especially with the bastard theme and the dragon seeds, like you've opened it up.
Like actually that is a great way to pair that together and be like, look, Jace was right.
But now we've opened it up to them.
That does feel significant.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, that definitely looks like sheepstealer.
That dragon at the beginning.
Yeah, especially because when you look, there's no.
No, there's, um, saddle.
Yeah, it looks like Raina is, or someone is hanging on for dear life.
I think we all know Raina's going to be flying that dragon.
Man.
I'm curious, I'm, I'm sad.
Yeah, I'm like sad thing about the dragon twins and like what doesn't, doesn't happen with them,
including their like biodad, like, never talking to them after season one.
Yeah.
Seems like he might have something to make up for, I guess.
Yeah, I mean, it's also like if they're.
merging Raina with Nettles and obviously, well, hopefully dropping the like,
Damon Nettles relationship, question mark, question mark.
I was like, is this an opportunity for David to like parent any of his like eight kids?
It does become that.
He does have a lot of kids.
He does.
A lot of kids.
He should have kept it in the balls.
You know what I'm saying?
And he's like my only child, Reneira.
My wife.
The only child I care about it.
Jesus.
And even that is a little far, does he?
I do love that we're just inching towards Jamie Searcy on a live television set near you.
For all the eyes to see.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, he did choke her in season one.
We're already there.
He is the younger brother.
Whoa.
Wow.
And then he did put his hands around her neck.
Yep.
Yep.
Yeah.
Cargary and Valup are confirmed.
I'm excited to see how that develops for sure.
Damon and Reinerer ended kind of, I don't know, it was an interesting note, right?
Because they spent the whole season amping up.
Do they trust each other?
Do they not trust each other?
Will Damon be loyal?
Will he not be loyal?
Oh, look, he saw a prophecy and now he's loyal.
But, like, also he's loyal because he's being driven by fanaticism and power.
And that also, you know, it can be, prophecy can be leaned into.
from different angles for different reasons, right?
We know this.
There can be different reasons to support prophecy,
especially if it keeps you in power and gives you power.
We also see Damon last season loving power,
getting off on having power over others.
And then when he's very, like, confused,
because he's fucking high as shit in the halls of Aaron Hall.
Because he's tripping his balls off, like, eating weird paste.
He was on the pace, man.
He's been hijacked.
He's getting trap or jackard.
So all I can think is that like Rainier really is going to do
some maybe some very intense shit this season.
Because like how do you get from the Damon we ended season two with
to Damon at the beginning of season four?
Yeah, my household is split between like are they,
I mean obviously they're still married, but like are they still like into the marriage?
or are they just like, we just don't have time or like the desire to like find other spouses?
Yeah, I mean, they don't really have time, do they?
So yeah, I don't know.
Like, especially because he had like that scene in the small council where it's like he's talking across from Azaria,
who's also kind of like orbiting Reneer in a way.
So.
Yeah, that's an interesting little polycule.
Yeah, dude, nightmare polycule maybe in some aspects.
Yeah, not good.
Honestly, that small council table is going to be a nightmare blunt rotation this year.
Yeah.
I'm like, who would be like important enough for like Reneer to like kill in a way that could like make you?
Oh my God.
What if like Reneira kills or like sends away one of the dragon twins and then they die?
That would be a huge departure.
Yeah, because both of them like survive through the dance and continue houses Vlarion and High Tower.
but like,
yeah,
we can do whatever we want.
There's no book,
no real book.
You weren't there.
None of you saw it.
None of you know.
What are you going to do?
Write a book about it, George.
Well, do it.
Little figures like death monologue of like,
none of you were there.
None of you saw.
Okay.
New thing that I would like to,
was speaking of Bella,
I will say I want to see,
I'm curious if we'll see more of the development
of her and Alan
talking. Oh yeah. It has to happen. I'm curious about it. Because we don't have time later if she goes to
Dragonstone. So it has to happen this season, like by the end of the season. Maybe like post-gullet.
Yeah. Like maybe he comforts her, if you know what I mean. I can see that. Yeah, the Westerling,
the Rob and the Westerling. Oh, oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that would be interesting. Yeah. And she's the
Rob. So something to what Eliana is saying is like, so that actor, the actor for Bela, the actor for
Jace, and I think Adam as well, they were here in Austin. And I did not find out about it until like
after their thing ended or else I would have tried to go. But I saw that somewhat like it was
the actors for Bela and Alan like took a picture together. And somebody like, I'm just like,
Jason isn't even dead yet, and you're already moving on.
If the actors are already trying to do some like, you know,
promotion tour kind of like intamating.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
RIP DeSarous, man.
Or like, it could be like as Rainier starts getting like super rude towards Adam
and then being weird at Bala and maybe both Bala and Alan are like,
things are weird.
Yeah
I mean he's only what
Like half of her uncle
Yeah it's like not the weirdest
It is still weird
Right like because
Okay
He would
He is her uncle
But they're telling everyone
They're cousins
Well it's kind of funny
Because it puts her like in the reverse
Jace kind of position actually right
Like it's kind of a weird
I mean the whole family's fucking weird
What can I say
But there's also something interesting in it
of like she gets put in the half-uncle position, but also he, I mean, she's the Penelope,
right?
Like, he's Odysseus.
And then he goes off on many journeys, and it's implied that he, like, cheats on her.
I know, which is terrible, but.
It's not very romantic, yeah.
It's not.
I am curious about all that in their tumultuous relationship.
It's very, like, his father, I guess, of him, which would be kind of sad.
Well, yeah, and it's interesting because he doesn't seem like his father.
They seem very different.
Right?
Like, he seems very silent and very different.
Maybe that's his Dornish propaganda.
Or is that like his way of like, you know, how Tywin is very unlike his father, right?
But turns out like his father, Titus, he did keep, he kept some mistresses.
So like, I don't know.
Well, and he's got to come into his own a little more, right?
because when we get like under the regents in fire and blood,
we hear that he's like considered very proud and headstrong and insolent and bold.
And I could see maybe some of the like, you know,
that scene with Corliss and him in the last season where he is defiant of his father.
He does stand there and say like,
you weren't there.
You don't fucking know what we went through as kids.
You don't know what we had to go through because of you.
So.
I wish that in that scene last,
in the scene last season
where Corlis offers
to make Bela air
I kind of wish now she would have accepted it
and that way because like she was
there with Rainies
like when Corlis was like
you know whatever
sad and like on his boat somewhere
yeah
so it's like
you know man paid things
whatever
sad and on his boat
somewhere I'm going to think about that
till I perish.
He was just, you know, man-pane things.
Man-pane compels men to do, like, strange things, okay?
So, yeah, he was going through, like, his man-pane art.
And, yeah, Bela was, like, assisting Rainey's and, like, holding down Drift Mark.
So, yeah, especially if he's going to end up, like, kind of being Gallivante in the way that
Corliss was, if she ends up being kind of, like, the Rainies, like, you know, I'm the power
on the throne.
But, yeah, I don't know.
Like, we don't get enough for the Dragon Twins.
I want so much for them.
I hope maybe she has a lover.
Maybe she has several lovers.
I don't know.
She could.
She should.
I agree.
Maybe she was just like much better at hiding it, which like, honestly, good for her.
Yeah.
Women love to lie and eat hot chip.
Yeah, she does.
She'll be eating hot chip.
Yeah, it would be nice for her to have some more personality this season.
I don't feel like she's gotten a great shake at having personality.
I feel like they're going to.
That's like one of my biggest.
frustration slash critiques of the series is like we don't get enough of like that generation
because it's like we I mean you know jace is like dead as fuck right it's like is it going to like
it a lot because we like they did give him the most out of all the kids uh all the team black kids
but like he still hasn't gotten a lot baila's got even less rain is like in the dirt it's just
like disrespectful honestly I'm she's in the dirt it's only seen
going to be sober probably because I guess they want to
to, you know, obviously keep up the suspense of her
and the dragon for later, but
she isn't the dirt. She looks like real
sad there and you're right.
Because of the dirt. I know.
She just looks so
it's like
big girls like
like girls stand up
energy, you know.
I know you're starving and you've decided to like go
chase. I don't know, that's like her white whale
I guess. It's a dragon.
But um, no, you're right.
Like we do need, I, that is one of my biggest gripes.
And I think a lot of it has to do with the slashing of the budgets last season slash, you know, the writer strike.
But like, I do think there was more that was supposed to be there for Jace and like in the north and a bunch of stuff.
And I just.
And like everywhere else too.
And it just all got cut because I just don't think, I'm not sure if it's set up enough yet for me to be big sad that he dies.
I mean, like, I will be sad, but I want to be sadder.
Yeah, same.
Like, I know they're going to make it, like, a visual spectacle.
Like, we're going to see the corpse.
We're going to see, we're going to see him die and Burmax, too.
But it's like, I don't know.
I guess I can maybe compare it to, like, the sand snakes dying.
Well, it was just like, okay, like, that's really good.
Like, you really are showing what you can do.
But, like, I don't care about these characters.
Yeah, that's fair.
I also, like, I was sad for Jason the book.
but also not that sad.
He doesn't have a lot of time in the book either.
True.
Right?
It's so much less emotional.
The reason you're sad is because of Reneira's man pain.
He got fridged.
He got fridged.
He got fridged for Reneer's.
Wow.
Wow.
All Reneer's kids getting fridged.
No, for real, except for, and then she gets fridged for Egan the third.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Who's not even going to get,
and Jahara's not even going to be fridged for Egan
the third either because I guess she's going to be mailored.
She has to be like, what's going to happen with her?
I don't know.
What fuck is I got to make sense?
Well, because I kind of thought they'd sanitize it.
I thought they'd, I thought they'd like keep her around and actually just have her
Mary Egan and like we hear about that at the very end.
To bring it together.
Like, that's a very thronesifying simplification.
Okay, speaking of the dragon twins, I'm sad we're not going to get the cattle show, right?
And the twins being like, fuck,
all y'all, we brought the prettiest seven-year-old ever.
Oh, yeah.
Which is super weird.
But I like that the twins were committed.
I don't tell their commitment to Sparkle Motion.
I don't.
It could still happen, but it just doesn't seem likely.
It's not going to happen.
We're not getting up to that point in the book.
Wait a second.
So the Eliana I spoke to last week with our good friend,
Great Area seemed really gung-ho about having five seasons.
I'm still into it.
I just don't think they'll give it, but I think that they should.
Like, I think they should give me the cattle show.
Like, I think that was fun.
I think they should, no, I think they should give me all the way up through King Egan
the third Brand Stark, the real Brand Stark arc that everyone was too much of a coward to give me.
And even George was too much of a coward to give me.
And that's why he cut off Fire and Blood, Volume 1, where he did.
Mm-hmm. That's fair. That's absolutely fair to keep you wanting, really.
Indeed.
He's just negging you. He's just doing the...
Oh, I thought I was negging him just now.
Fair, fair, fair play, fair play.
What is like the one thing that you want from the story to appear on screen that you absolutely know you aren't going to get?
Oh, hmm, that's hard. Okay, let me think.
Besides the cattle show.
No, I've talked myself into it that it could have
Dillusional, you're so delusional
I know
Respect
I guess from like going forward from this point
I feel
I maybe like the three kings
Like I don't know if they'll like
Or yeah the three moons
Like I don't know if they'll do like all of that
I'm delusional about that
I think they are because we've already met
Sylvanna Sylvie
Yeah
I agree.
So I think I'll be there.
I will get the preacher or the shepherd or...
Yeah.
The shepherd.
The shepherd, yeah.
But I don't know if they'll do that though.
I mean, they have to if they've...
To build into the dragon pit.
They're going to do the shepherd.
They have to do the shepherd.
Because you have to have the dragon pit.
You have to have the dragon pit.
The shepherd's going to come and he's going to read, what is it?
Magnifica humanitas or whatever.
Yeah.
And we must protect.
Honestly, no, like that's really metal that Pope Leo did that.
It also plays again so well.
Like, it's such a cinematic part of the story.
George has written it so well.
It all leads up to the dragon pit.
It all leads up to like the dragons being torn apart by the small folk.
That's a scene I want to see.
I don't want to see it.
I'll cry.
I actually feel way closer to the dragons than any of the other characters.
not to be a weirdo
but I'm like I really feel for them
because that's gonna be like
probably the first and only time we see Dreamfire
is like her getting slotted
Stop! That's illegal that you just said those things to me.
They're gonna have a little side to like explain to the show only
She's gonna have like a little side above her her like little kennel
That says like Dreamfire
Yeah
I think
Just because she's different
It's so unfair
I think it'd be fun if like to see
if Allison reacts interestingly or something to like the shepherd right because she's really into like religion and for the shepherd to be like I'm even more religion and I hate you and everyone here it's going to be really fun to have like Misaria who is very political in a different way than Allison and maybe fanatic in a different way of Rainira and believes in Reneera's power and protection and then Allison who has a
nothing but to cling to
to Reneer's power and protection, right?
Like, she is going to be in
those cells on her knees begging.
That's an interesting way to put it.
Beat.
That's a good... I don't know. Like, this
Allison doesn't seem like...
At this point, she doesn't seem like that
anti-Bastard anymore. So, like, I don't know if we'll get
bastard blood shred it shut at war.
Maybe I think it could be something
where it's like her and Reneera or having
like another...
You know, this is all your fault. You could stop this kind of thing.
And then that's where it comes up in that context.
But I think it'll be more of like a, I don't think it'll be like hateful the way like
book Allison seem hateful about it.
I think it might be more like a sad deflection.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Especially after considering like Agan is believed to be dead at this point in time.
And Helena's on her way out pretty shortly after that and Aymann pretty shortly after that.
So like, I mean, I think that's going to be one of the most pivotal parts.
and I know Olivia Cook is going to just fucking kill it of, you know, being Allison,
the Queen in Chains, even after Reneiro's end.
No, I think Olivia Cook's been like, I mean, the actors have been doing it.
Fucking great.
Yeah, she's been cooking.
Olivia's been cooking.
And then Emma Darcei or Darcei.
I don't know.
That doesn't work as well, but whatever.
Darcy.
Like an R at the end.
You see Darce.
Do you see Darce?
You got to work on it.
Darcei all day
Chante
What if there's like a triangle
between Mizaria
Alasette for Reneer's attention
And then Reneer is just like
I'm too busy being like
God emperor
Dragon Queen
I do want her to get there too
Like I want her to be greedy
I want to see Reneer get a little
A little full of herself
You know what I mean?
Like
I mean she did just overcome a terrible
war
It's not over yet
but like a terrible crisis on her succession,
she should be feeling herself just a little bit.
Just enough, I want her to get a little high on hubris.
Just a little.
A little hubris.
Yeah, you know, just a little pride goeth before the fall.
Just talked about, um, Circe seven with not a cast and talking about like
Circe, like having those moments where she like lets the mask slip, where she like laughs at
Marjorie like you will, where she like laughs after Loris like volunteered to let suicide
mission.
maybe Rainier gets a little bit of that.
She's just like, yeah.
I can enjoy her doing like an evil cackle.
Yeah, I think so.
I mean, that's a good point because Reineiro has been wearing a mask.
I don't know, for a long-ass time and it's had to kind of just be fine with everything.
I mean, she wasn't like that fine.
She didn't do all that.
But there's a lot of pressure now, you know.
And it comes down to like, obviously I loved the line.
where I think it is Alison.
Raineau goes talks about like the crushing weight of the crown.
I'm like just quoting the show.
But that's okay because what matters is that we have the right quote of what it's referencing
because I know that they're like frenemies now.
All right.
I know Ryan Connell and like George are frenemies not to like bring it all up on here.
But you know, that is like that is a hat tip to like George was so inspired by Shakespeare
and like heavy is the head that wears the crown.
and a lot of, you know, heavy crowns, et cetera, like that line has inspired many an essay analysis of a song of vice and fire.
Okay. So if George is Damon between his three wives of Thrones, House of the Dragon, and Akots, which is the wife that he loves?
Because I think it's Akots. I think that's the one that he loves.
I mean, it's just like Rainira, right?
Like, who's the next kid you choose?
You gotta love the one that you got.
After each one is killed.
Simple needs, not making you mad.
You gotta take what you can get, right?
After a certain point, beggars can't be choosers.
I guess another question for the bingo board.
How many not a blog post about season three are we expecting?
I'm going to go with three.
No, I'll go two.
I'll go two.
Wait, positive or negative?
Like, what kind?
I'm going to go to.
You think it'll be like...
Total, total.
Total.
Totally.
And anything about season 30.
Yeah.
I mean, contractually obligated for like, at least probably two.
If George responded to contractual obligations, I don't think we'd be in this position anymore.
That man is so, like, impervious to those things, it seems.
I think those other contractual obligations.
I think those other contractual obligations.
contracts just weren't strong enough in the past.
He and his lawyers found the best loopholes.
He was like, I don't ever have to finish these books or give them to you.
And you can't make me.
What?
Yeah, I think at least two.
Maybe like one positive or like neutral to positive and then like one shady one.
Because I like a little bit of George Shade.
He does some fun stuff.
Oh, interesting.
Okay, okay.
Or maybe he just crashes out and he just is like...
What?
Just lets him have it.
Oh, the drama, the juice.
I think also, maybe the time off will have helped.
They could have repaired their friendship, you know, like maybe Rainira and Allison, too.
I don't know.
I'm just saying shit.
Maybe they bogged over their dead kids.
They were just like, you know what, let's just let bygods be bygones,
buy girls be by girls.
Let Agon's be agons.
let a goons,
a goon's,
those
agooters,
oh my God,
he actually cannot
Agoon anymore,
remember?
What's gonna happen to
AGO's Kingsguard?
Damon could like kill a couple of them.
I guess that's why he gave them
random names, right?
Like Martin Rain and
someone else,
like they're like off houses.
That's actually kind of fun
when you think about it
that he put a rain on the Kingsguard.
I mean,
that's just like, you know, the mark of death.
You can put on the Kingsguard?
No, being the rain.
Oh, yeah.
I mean.
Well, because now we don't have to, like, worry about, like, you know, like plot snarl or anything.
Or it's like, yeah, it's just a rain.
They're all going to die anyway, so.
I guess we won't get any more trailers.
Like, within today's the 1st of June.
Happy Pride.
And we're what?
Like 19 days.
We're 19 days away from season three.
Okay.
I did like that trailer where I was like, you know, our sons, Renira, and then it comes to Jase,
who is not her son through Damon.
Our son?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's very just like, that's very much.
Oh, when he's like, our sons will rule forever a day.
Yeah, that's very much like my only child, Reneira.
I kind of feel like he must be responding to Jace's death, right, since it's all taken out
of contacts and that's kind of how it works.
Like, it makes me wonder if this is like when she's finally, like, like,
lightly calm down from losing yet another son.
Well, do you think that Joffin the dragon pits happened at that point?
No, but I think maybe like her fear, what if Joffrey dies?
Yeah.
Maybe David is like, well, then you don't.
No, I think that's a good point.
I think, yeah, it's like kind of meant to like reassure and put her back on like the path or something.
Because maybe she's, as you said, like, welding out.
It has been something, especially on, uh, uh, uh,
what's this called Twitter X thing, the conversation, the discourse,
the discourse about the Valerians being black, if that, like, it's been something where
I do agree that, like, ultimately, like, the budget really limited what we could have seen
from any of the characters that weren't Renera and Allison.
So, like, I'm not, like, too, too mad about it, but it is always something too where it's,
like, I do wish there's, like, a little bit more of the characters, gain a little bit more time
to shine.
maybe that happens in season three
maybe we'll get a little bit more of them
but overall
I think I do feel
net positive about
having the Valerians be black
yeah just as
a form of representation
and being
I mean these are the quote unquote
good guys of the story
so seeing them
and also like the Valerians too
like being a powerful house
so like that's cool
so yeah I've learned to love
it. I never really didn't love it, but it's something where it's just like always as like a fan
who just wants more and more. It's like I would want House the Dragon to be like two hours,
20 episodes, two hours of days. Then I would be satisfied. That way we could get all the stuff
I would need. But you know, this is what we've got. We've got Reneira.
But I also want to say to like, I also agree, I do wish that there were more of the Valerians.
And I don't know. I'm like, I might be proven wrong.
at the end of the season
and that would really suck.
But I do hope,
I'm holding out hope that there's more
this season. I think we'll get a little bit
more development this season. Like we kind of
have to write, we're finally getting some Rana.
I actually really felt like
the end of season two, we started
to get more development for
the child characters, which as you mentioned
too little too late on Jace.
But
since Rana and Bela live, like we are
running out of characters. Like we're killing
off a lot of people this season. We're killing Kristen Cole. We're killing
Jace. These are characters that are taking up screen time that can be reappropriated.
We're killing Otto. We're killing. Who else are we killing this season? Do you think we're
getting Tumblestone and betrayers? Tumbledon. Betrayers? Yeah. I mean, we're getting Tumbledon
one, I think. I'm guessing at the end of the season. I think that's got to be the big set piece
at the end. We're going to get a bunch of people dead in Kings Landing. Can we see Lary's at all
in this trailer?
Yes. Not in the second.
Not in the new one. Not in the new trailer.
Did I imagine that? Yeah.
No, I don't feel like we get much of him.
But he's definitely with Agin.
I mean, somebody's got like reapply his handages.
Yeah, exactly. Someone's got a nanny him.
Just Larry's wiping Agan's butt.
Oh, one other like joke, or not like joke, but just one other
like fun topic was when we were talking about like the scenes that got cut in the
North. It's like, yeah, no Sarah Snow or more Jace with Cregan scenes because the
Twitter really liked that that pairing. I, that's what that's like that's my white whale.
Like that's the one that I am really sobby didn't get because I'm still like convinced Sarah.
Yeah. Mace should have got pounded by Cregan Stark on the wall. Denied.
Yes. No, I agree. I'm not convinced Sarah's not a beard.
Is all I'm saying. I legitimately think that.
I'm also
That's also where you need
You should have had a huge personality to come from
That would literally tell you everything about him.
Seeing who he is apart from a mom.
Omega and heat.
You know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe I should ask every one of our guests as a closing question.
So which twink are you interested in seeing?
by Cregan Stark.
And see what they answer.
It tells you a lot about a person, even more than their zodiac sign.
This is our version of zodiac signs.
I mean, honestly, like, the biggest thing I took away from Duncan Egg was just, like,
the number of Duncan Aryan fans out there, or just like we're newly bored from that season,
insane.
And then also Aryan and Valar, too.
Insane.
Yeah.
Yeah, absolutely.
The fanfic is, like, large.
It's out there. I love it. I absolutely love it.
What, as we wrap up here, what is like the single arc you're looking forward to?
What are you going to be watching for?
I'm definitely going to be watching for the Dragon Twins. I want to see what happens with them.
But like for Big Arc, I want to see, like we've been talking about, like, I want to see
Reneer fly close to the sun. I want to see some of that hubris. I want to see some of that godhood,
that God Complex get to her. Yeah, I want to see Rineara triumphant, like really feel triumphant.
expense of others.
Woo-hoo!
I can't wait.
A little royal prerogative.
Why not?
Absolutely. I want to see her
take what she wants, when she wants it.
Yeah. Do with that
what you will.
Put that in chains in the dungeons.
I can't
believe we're getting it. I can't believe we're
getting it finally.
Dungeon Sex Part 5, 4
of the series.
Ryan Condole said,
you're getting dungeon sex, you're getting dungeon sex, look under your chair, you're getting
dungeon sex, it's like he's read the books. Hell yeah. He did read that part. Yeah, I feel like he did.
I don't know. I just like, I'm torn between my parents and I don't know what to do, so I just make fun of it.
Yeah, they're divorced because I'm just like, acknowledge. I'm like, so there's this elephant in the room.
My parents are fighting. Yeah, I agree with Alex's answer. That one obviously, like,
I think is going to be very interesting.
I've talked myself into the Bala Allen one.
I'm just curious.
And also, let's see.
What else?
I'm interested, and I think you all kind of know this.
I'm a little interested in what's going on between, like, Larry's and Egan the second.
What's that relationship like?
You know, like especially because Larry's was super weird to Egan's mom.
It's actually, wait.
wait, let me cook for a second.
It's kind of Littlefinger.
Ooh.
And the song, I'm sorry.
Do you think?
Like, is that what you think is happening?
Because I'm not against it.
I'm just like curious if that's what you think is happening.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, you think that he's like, I mean, I'm not against it.
I mean, all of these things, sweetheart, you know, and a kiss, don't you think?
Yeah.
these are my gifts to you, Egan, Kingslanding, Sunfire, and...
Actually, yeah.
I don't know.
I insert another thing here.
And that's, yeah.
I mean, maybe.
I mean, yeah, I'm very excited about that plot.
I do want to see that.
And that would make his death to Cregan all the more, you know?
Actually, yeah.
Little finger eyes at me by Stark.
We did it.
we solved it
we solved it we solved it
we solved it
well okay
it does actually know you're you're right
there is parallel there are parallels
there besides you know the other ones
and what with what you're saying because
Larry's Lord of Heron Hall
now right? Wait no he's not yeah
yeah he isn't he isn't
disputed disputed same as with Littlefinger
also disputed
interesting interesting
okay
A feast for crows everywhere for the eyes to see.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's a feast for crows everywhere and all the crows have sharring gods.
I feel like you've come up with like a new theory and then Alice is here with that, with the Larry's.
I mean, he is.
He's literally an egg in the second.
No, I like it.
And I think.
When we put our brain cells together, there's nothing that we can't do.
That's a jab.
Our three brain cells.
That's the like Renegon, right?
Like the one where we put all of them together.
That's us.
No, Infinite Tsukiyomi.
That's what we've done here today, Alex.
I mean, she is a little Targaryen-esque.
What's her name?
Takaglia in there.
She's a little, it's all gone to her head, I guess.
I don't know.
She wanted her sons to fuck, yeah.
She wanted that incest.
That's true.
She had twins.
She had pale hair.
There's a lot going on here.
Chloe, what are you looking forward to?
What are you looking forward to most?
I actually think I'm looking forward to Kristen Cole dying.
Long time coming.
I know.
Shocking.
Controversial choice, but he's going to give us Shakespeare every single episode.
He'll be serving fuckboy haircut, Shakespeare dialogue.
And then he's going to get peppered with arrows.
And you're almost going to feel sorry for the pathetic motherfucker.
but then you're going to remember that he's dead and you're not going to be sorry.
And I think that in about like what's right now, June 1st, in about a month or so, I'm probably
going to need to be cheered up.
You know, life might be hard for me.
I don't know what's going to happen in a month.
So I'm really just holding out for Kristen Cole getting his shit fucked up.
And I think that'll be great for me.
Yeah.
You make it sound like it's going to be really hard in a month because like, I don't know,
are you saying it, is it because like we're hanging out?
Like is me being there like hard for you?
I mean, no, I wasn't saying that.
But I just mean like when it happens in like a couple months.
Like who knows?
The world's pretty terrible.
So at least we have Kristen Cole dying at home, you know?
It's true.
That's how I feel.
I kind of like forgot about him for honestly until these trailers.
And it's like, oh yeah, that guy.
But no, you're right.
And I have to say like he's actually become such an enjoyable character despite being the worst.
Like I actually love every time he's on screen.
I think Fabian Frankel is doing an amazing job.
And I'm serious that like he is serving Shakespeare every single episode.
He's like, the dragons are dancing and men are tending to dust because war is evil and makes monsters of us all.
And this is from a feast of crows and blah, blah, blah, and the man breaks.
And like that happens every episode.
And I'm like, oh shit, you're an interesting character now.
So, like, Westero's Reddit pilled.
Because, yeah, he just, like, always goes there.
Just like, but, you know, you guys didn't have to do this.
Like, you all chose to do this.
You could, you could stop.
There could be ways, but they're not.
Or like, when he fucking, like, baited Eric, Aric.
I think, Aric.
If I recall, sorry twins listening.
Sorry to all twins listening to this podcast.
I don't mean any disrespect.
I can tell you apart.
I swear.
But yeah, when he sent, like, Arrick to Dragonstone and he was just all, like, pissed and like a total asshole, even though it was clearly because of his own failure.
And because, like, he was busy eating out Allison and not saving Jehires.
Like, that's literally why he sent Arick to Dragonstone, you know?
And, like, you see that.
And, and again, it comes back to what we were saying about Renira and, like, dabbling and dipping her toes into a little bit of hubris, into a little bit of power into a, you know, who has.
hasn't just wanted to dabble in a little tyranny once in a while.
Kristen Cole was getting high on his own supply.
He was lying to his men and hypocrite expecting them to do shit that he wouldn't do.
So I look forward to that downfall too.
Yeah, Kristen Cole, like, he's a really good explanation of like man pain and why it's bad
and why the people that like live in under bad.
And so yeah, it's just like, I am looking forward to have died.
Yeah.
So many vows, they make you swear and swear and get peppered with arrows and fucking die.
Or you could just like not sleep with the teenage princess, that's your charge and like avoid a lot of these issues.
But you know, can't do that.
Like that's that's never the root of your suffering.
It's just that, you know, she's, what do you call her like a spider or something?
Yeah.
One of his many.
A spider ensnaring her in your web.
or whatever he says.
Yeah.
Like literally,
Chris and Cole is on, like,
Westeros' like,
Reddit forums just, like,
posting the most heinous
Manosphere nonsense.
That's his white book entry.
His white book entries are just
Manosphere post about
how, like,
women are, like,
the root of all evil.
Yeah.
He's all, like,
they want us to be looks maxing
all the time.
Oh, God.
Y'all, stop it.
That's literally what the Kingsguard are.
They're just insult.
I literally
No, they're both cells technically.
Some of them.
Column A, column B.
I would hate to see his Reddit history.
That's all I'm saying.
I don't need to see what he's sub to.
Alex, where could the people find you online?
Nowhere.
You're like absent.
Yeah, I'm pretty MRA.A.
I mean, I still have like all my handles.
Parallex, P.A.
A.R. A.L.E.X.0. 889.
Yeah, she needs some messages and stuff.
I've just, like,
I've turned to dust underneath the Dancy Dragons.
I'm just, you know, here and there.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I just go around the champion of the Manosphere.
That's what I do in my spare time.
Did it right.
Not the broken, they, them. Oh, my God.
Broken they, them.
my favorite speech from Acef
and the VEVaprase.
Tattoo that upon me.
Oh my God.
Thank you for coming on.
It is been a pleasure.
Yeah, thank you.
You have been the relevance delay.
That is Alex's username today on our streaming.
Yeah, I was like, none of you understand this.
Yeah, I'm just saying things that none of you can see
because that's the joy a little of the podcast.
Chaos.
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What are they going to do? Sue me?
My D feels unleashed. It feels great.
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Eliana,
thank you so much.
Thank you so much to our guest.
Thank you for having me back.
I'll catch you all next time.
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Shout out to the fam.
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