Girls Gotta Eat - Are Younger Men the Answer?

Episode Date: March 26, 2018

We share our experiences dating younger men and chat about whether this is a solid option for women in their late twenties and up. Rayna also dishes on her latest sexcapade from across the pond, and we play a game of 'Would You Rather' that (almost) crosses the line (not like we have one). Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

back to having sex, I don't even know, seven, eight, nine years ago. I'm like, God, I'm so much better now. I know I am. God, I was so bad at it. It's so boring. Oh, my God. I just, I was so lazy. I just, I was so uncreative. Like, nothing creative or cool came out of my mouth. Isn't it great? Don't you surprise yourself with a shit that comes out of your mouth sometimes. I'm like, who said that? We are back. Girls got to eat. Hi, Raina. Welcome to another episode, guys. Hi, Ash. I miss you so much. I know. It's really tough. We are going to be honest with you guys. We are doing this one from afar. I am in New York. Raina is in London. She left me. But right now, we couldn't leave you guys hanging with a new episode. So we have to do this long distance. I think long distance relationships. I've been sitting here in a robe in front of Ashley. Like I continuously flash her. Also, I had to point. out different body parts for her to name. We'll get to that a minute.

I know. I feel like Raina, we're on Skype, and I feel like Raina doesn't know how to be on Skype without being naked. Like, she can't. Like, did you start Skype? Do you, like, activate it with your vagina? Like, fuck your dick.

Like, have you ever even been on, like, your computer doesn't even recognize you on Skype without, like, nipples? No, instead of, like, fingerprint recognition, you just, like, pull out your tits and then Skype open. It's ariola recognition. I was like to just say that I have been sick this entire winter.

So every episode we record, I sound like I'm stuffed up. So I'm just going to put a call out to our listeners. If there aren't any doctors out there, like single male doctors, and you want to treat me? Because Ashley and I can't pay for health insurance. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like if you finally get well, people are going to be like, who's the new co-host?

They're not even going to recognize your healthy voice. I mean, yeah, so anyways, I've been in London for a couple days on a press trip. Ashley is in New York and a blizzard. Do you want to give me a little life update? Sure. I have not had snow sex yet today. Yeah, I'm still kind of having the thing with the 24-year-old we've discussed a couple times. He's been out of town, though, so I haven't seen him in a little while.

We have FaceTimed a couple times, and I know you'll be glad to know that I have looked better than the last time we FaceTime. That's not what I thought. I thought the update was going to be like I masturbated on FaceTime. The update was like, I put on mascara before he called me. Oh, Ashley, I'm so proud of you. You looked like a human being. I'm so sorry to let you down. But last week when he called me via FaceTime Raina was like, oh, my God.

are you going to answer that? Sure enough. Here's the real me. No, we've been talking a little bit. I mean, it's tough because he's been away and then I'm already gone when he gets back. So we'll see. You never know. It's New York. You can't be apart for too long. There's someone who are on the corner. I'm afraid to like walk down the block away from my finger being another because like someone else will just show up in your place. You can't go out of town in this day and I can't. Like, I have girlfriends that travel all the time. I hate that I'm even going to say this, but I'm like, you can't, like, go on a couple dates with somebody and then leave the country for two weeks. Then you just kind of lose that momentum. I'm not saying you can't, but it makes it difficult. No, I plan my whole dating schedule around this. So, like, when I know that I'm going out of town in three or less weeks, I just don't go on dates because I know that, like, we can't sustain this past me being away for two. It's a real thing. It's a real thing. And three weeks, like, if you start dating somebody, it's too soon to start having.

having Skype sex. They're like there's nothing to sustain a relationship. Yeah. I can tell Raina once, I can tell you want to take your top off so bad. There it is. I saw a nip, guys. That's why I have to go on.

That's why I have to have sex with people on vacations because I haven't had sex in a couple of weeks. Oh, sneak preview. Is that true? That could be our next topic. Is that true? Travel and vacation stuff. Okay.

So, yeah, nothing too exciting for me to report. But how about you? I have something exciting. I have something exciting to report. Spell. I met a guy in London. Okay. Okay. Listen, I like to have romantic tress when I'm away. Oh my God.

Why else do you travel? Well, the food, but... Whatever. It's the only reason to get out of plane is to like fuck people with different accents. Right. Well, there's the quote for the week. The only reason to get on a plane. Now it's weird because I'm going to see kids on a plane.

I'm like, this is weird. This is not why they're here. You know, I told you on the first episode, kids want to fuck too. There it is. Nice a callback. I believe it was children want to fuck too, even creepier. I'm a really bad memory. Same day.

Anyways, I met a guy. Speaking of, children. How old is this guy? He's 24. Okay, yes. We're living the same life across the pond from each other. proceed, keep going. Oh my God, he's so hot.

He's hot, guys. She sent me some photos and some creepy videos per usual, Raina style, and he is very attractive. The videos were not during the sex, to be fair. Sure, sure. Sure they weren't. I did think about Ashley while I was having sex with him. Oh, man. I get that a lot.

That's why I hope all of my exes say. So I've been thinking about everybody that I date or sleep with now is so terrified. I'm going to put them on the podcast. Like this guy, we slept together and he like came and in the middle of coming. He was like, are you going to put this on the podcast? And then you come because he said podcast. Like you're like, oh, that's my podcast. Anytime somebody talks about me or any of my creative endeavors, I just come.

Yeah, I was on a press trip in London. He was staying at my hotel. and I set a goal. I told Ashley on Thursday that I was going to sleep with him by Saturday. I'm very goal-oriented. And I set a goal and I slept with him on the day that I said I was going to sleep with him. My gosh, you're killing it. I feel like you had like a checklist and you were like, wake up, go to a photo shoot.

Fuck this guy. He was like crossed it off at the end of the day. Like a big checkmark. But listen, I'm starting to really understand like why you sleep with a 24th. year old like 24 year olds are where it's at man he like laid it down I was really impressed he like did a lot of things to my body so I it we have a lot to drink well and I want to know like leading up to it I mean it was a couple days it sounds like like what you kept running into him was what was your like art of seduction I just the older woman I just showed up and

it just not it exudes from you naturally people are like that looks easy I'll do that I wish I had like, I wish I could explain to you like how I just be me. But basically, also was this one of those things where the first time you met him, you were like, oh, we're going to fuck? I thought he was incredibly good looking when I met him, but he's British. So like, it doesn't, I don't know. You couldn't read it? They seem so serious. You know, I don't like a press trip not too long ago.

And, you know, I met a guy on the trip. and I was like, oh, yeah, we're going to fuck. Well, he's an American. They're just easier. We're going to text you the next morning. You were so proud. I shouldn't text me the next morning. She texted me like in the middle of it.

It was like 4 o'clock in the morning. She was like, guess who just got this? And I was like, we're going to be best friends. But anyway, back to you. Back to you. Okay, so great sexual experience with the 24-year-old. Yeah, and it got me thinking, like, should we all be dating 24-year-olds? That is so sex in the city.

And then I thought, should we all be dating younger? How does she say it? How does Carrie say it? She's like, and then I had a thought, I forget. But that's exactly what it sounds like. Hold the Sex and the City commentary until we do a full episode about sex in the city. It's coming. It's going to be.

Anyways, I found it in me to look past how tight his pants were. I sent Ashley a bunch of videos. She was sending me videos, creepy, headless videos. I was like, can I get see what his face looks like, please? but just like from the back, him walking. And I was like, those pants are so tight. Like, he definitely can't have children. Like, does his dick even work?

Like, what? How does the blood circulate? Like, what? How are pants available as tight? I don't understand. Like, they were tighter than my leggings. How did you even get them off? Did you get them off or were you like, fuck it.

You got, you got to take them off. We actually had an issue taking my pants off, not his. Because he pulled mine off and then, like, forgot to take my shoes off before he took my pants off. Okay. This visual is like, I don't even, there's like so much trouble getting the clothes off. Like, this is the most unsexy sexing thus far that I've heard you talk about. I just picture you like down by his ankles, like trying to get the pants off his heel.

You like grab the lube. You're like, I need to use this for your pants, not for my vagina. Did you like lick your fingers and like loop up his heel to get a space? Anyways, once we started having sex, it was fine. Once we got into it, I was thinking about Ashley. It was fine. Like behind me just like going to town and I was like, I can't wait to talk to Ashley. You just should have sent me a text.

I mean, I think as an end goal, like for us would be like sending each other an Instagram story video while we're getting like fucked from behind, you know? Yeah, I mean, that's... Like, my only goal is to have people be so excited to penetrate me that I can be that rude that I will pause sex and be like, hang on, I just have to make a note to actually about something else to make a call really quick. No, we should do, we should go into Snapchat and do the dog filter, like, doggy style dog filter. Like, get him... Can you do a double-dug?

Like, you're like, here, lay over really quick. Get inside this filter. This is... We have veered so far off track. People are like, I don't care about this dumb sexual experience. had with some random child in London. Okay, people care. They're listening.

They like this podcast. And now everyone is picturing getting fucked from behind while we're in the dog filter. It's like, that's hysterical. Tell me I'm wrong. Show me one person that would love that. My parents, probably. My parents, my mom was, I don't have to plug my mom. My mom was like, I listened to the podcast.

I was like, all right, so is that it? Are we done talking to each other forever? Anyways, let's talk about this week's topic, which is younger men. Yes, younger men, because it's so, it's very interesting that both of our latest intimate experiences have been with 24-year-old men. We are both in our 30s. There's a, there it is. Raina showed me her tits again. You're welcome.

You're welcome. So we wanted to talk about it. I have a lot of thoughts about this. And I thought we would kick it off by discussing. Aside from these 24-year-olds, as of late, our past experience with dating younger guys, I'll start. You want to talk about your experience? Yeah. So it's funny because I was thinking about this.

And when I was in my early 20s, I would never had dated a younger guy. Like I was like, oh, I wouldn't even date a guy that was like a month younger than me. Like, you know, you just wanted someone older. And then you hit a certain age and you're like, come to mama. You're like, are you 18? Like, as long as you're legal. No, I think it was when I was 27, 28, I was,

I dated a couple guys back to back. I dated two guys back to back that were three years younger than me. And both super mature, like probably had their shit together more than me. Like they probably thought they were getting an older woman with like her shit together. And they were like, oh, never mind. You're still a mess. But yeah, I think I was like, 28, maybe dated two guys, 25 back to back. And then I was like, okay, this is, this is cool.

And that three year age difference is interesting to me. My long term X was also three years younger than me. That didn't work out. But we had a, you know, good in love relationship for a while. And I see that a lot that this, the woman is old, three years older. I see it a lot. I can name like five of my friends off the top of my head. So I don't know. I have a lot of thoughts on it that we're going to we're going to get into, but that's kind of my history with it. I think I hit an age later in my 20s. I was like, yeah, I can date younger guys. And it's, I don't do it exclusively. Date guys my age. I think I dated a guy before this latest trist. The guy did before that was 36. And so yeah, all across the board. But we, we have some thoughts on that too. So what's? And when you

were dating somebody three years younger than you feel like, I mean, three years is not that many years. Did you feel like the maturity level was so disparate? No. And that's the thing. I don't know. I'm just thinking of these two guys. I dated back to back. I mean, they were really mature guys that had careers and made money and had high aspirations in life.

And they both married the next girl they dated. One of them has a kid now. The other one just, I think, recently got married not too long ago. But yeah, they were, they were great. So that kind of set the tone for me. Like, this is fine. So that's my experience. What about you?

I don't know if I mentioned this on this podcast yet. But I was engaged to somebody. And I dated him for three years. And he was three years younger than me. And I did not have as much of a positive experience. Like maturity-wise, it was fine. He, I mean, he felt every, every much apart, like, as old as I was. It wasn't, like, talking to somebody that was world-gender than me.

Well, actually, I'm sort of interested in this. It's sort of interesting that this came up because the whole time we were together, I sort of felt like I was mothering this person, and I was never really particularly inspired or encouraged by him in any way. And I always thought that was because he was so much younger than May, I just thought, like, you know, I had dated people old. than me who inspired me and encouraged me and taught me from the lessons

and the mistakes that they had made. And I thought like, you know, this person's darker than me and I should do that for him. And I always sort of attributed a lot of the issues that we had to that, to the age problem. But I saw him last week and he is 30 years old now. And all the sort of issues

I thought that stemmed from just being super young, just sort of stem from his personality. and I mean, he's a wonderful person. I don't want to like slam him outright on this podcast. But the things that bothered me when he were young that I, the we were young that I thought were like issues pertaining to being young are actually just issues pertaining to just like being a human. Right.

And I kind of wanted to get into the sex part of this. But since we're here, let's talk it. Let's get to it. Don't worry, guys. It's going to be juicy. No pun intended. Like I want to talk about this. I honestly feel this way that it is a matter of just who you are as a person.

And you can find these guys in their mid-20s that have their shit together and want to be in a relationship. Maybe they don't want to have kids right away, but they're down for a committed relationship. They're not just trying to like fuck every girl they see. And you can settle down with them and have a great relationship if you are significantly older, if you're in your 30s, whatever. And then there's guys that, I'm telling you, you find a guy that's 30 and he's a hot mess. Like, it ain't getting better.

I mean, chances are. Miracles happen every day. But, like, that's how I believe. I don't think too much change happens after. Like, I think you kind of are who you are. Like, I just, and there can be, you know, you can be 30. You can mean your 30s. You can be, you know, not making a ton of money.

Maybe you're involved in some startup situation. but you have the ambition and the motivation. But if you're just flailing through life with no direction, I think that's probably going to stay that way for a while. And I think a 25, 26 year old guy, whatever it is that knows what he wants, has a career path, wants to get married, have a family, like, date that guy. Don't be worried about it. Yeah.

I mean, look, I think we're both really attracted to ambition. And I'm going to just bring up something my mom. mom, the third host of this podcast, says, this is my love partner. You know, when somebody is 22, 22, 23, 24, there's no reason to believe that they're not going to grow up and achieve everything. When somebody is 30, 31, 32,

there's a lot more reason to believe that they're just sort of never going to figure it out. That doesn't mean that nobody ever figures it out after 30. There's just more reason for it. So, like, if you meet somebody that is 24 that really has their shit figured out, is ambitious and, like, really, like on a path where it's something like that's sexy as hell and there's no reason to believe

that like you would ever have to mother this person or guide them or show them how to do anything. Like they're fully developed human beings. They're like capable of doing things. Yeah, I was, um, I asked a few friends for this topic and I was just chatting with a girlfriend of mine, just beautiful, successful boss of a woman. And I knew her now husband and they do have two children. I knew that when they met she, well, obviously he's still younger, but when when they met. She was 27. He was 23. And she was like, okay, I mean, 23, it's just young. I mean,

you're barely out of college. And she said even her family was really hesitant about it, but he had his shit together. He's an old soul. I met this guy. I adore him. And I just, she just told me this recently. Again, this worked out. She said when it came to the kids, it was, she had to push a little bit just because she was getting older and once she was in her 30s and he was still a little bit younger, but it was fine and they have two beautiful children now. But she was, when she met him, this 23-year-old, she was also dating a very successful 40-year-old. And maybe it's, she just got along better with her now husband who was 23. She said they had more fun and he definitely seemed like he wanted to settle down more and was

interesting in committing. And the 40-year-old, who now at 45, whatever, still single. and still running around and just like fucking 20-somethings. And he's like, that's like proves the point exactly. Like you, some guys will never give that life up. And I found that so interesting that she's dating a 23 year old and a 40-year-old. And she's like, which path? And like it turns out that she gets like the stable, committed family life with this 23-year-old guy.

I love it. But like I think when you meet somebody in their 40s, you can be pretty sure that they are committed to that lifestyle. Like somebody younger is much more able to, they're not as set in their ways. So they're much more able to, huh? You can mold them. Yes. They're not as committed to certain things. They don't have as many like red flags and deal breakers as like people that are older do.

They're not as set in these ways. They're less likely to judge you for being a certain way because they're still sort of like forming who they are. So, I mean, you can just let your flag flag flag. live for who you are. Well, and I think a friend of mine said this and it just

cracked me up. She was like, girl, you got to go younger. She was like, guys that are in their mid to late 30s that have been single forever and they want to be that way. She was like, they're feral. They've just been wild for too long. And I was like, oh my God, they're like a feral, wild animal.

Like, beware. I thought that was the best way to put it. I I think the guy she's dating now is a few years younger. But I thought that was so funny. Like they've just been in the wild too long. Like there, you can't, you can't tame them. Like, just forget about it. So, like, what do you think about when you meet a guy?

This is, like, a major type of guy in New York City. Do you meet a guy that is, like, in their 30s? And it's single for, like, three to four years. Is this a project you want to tackle? No. I mean, I think you and I are, we have a good sense of people. And I think that you can. Do we? Because I go out with a lot of people that should never pass to go.

Listen, I'm not, I'm not going to make this generalization at all. There's guys that are in there, that are 35, whatever, that are probably amazing guys that just just haven't found the right person. I think it's more rare. But that's the case with some people. They want to settle down. They just really haven't found the right girl. Or maybe they were with somebody for a very long time and it didn't work out and they spent all these years of their life with somebody. But yeah, I'm 100% ladies, listen, 100% be wary of the mid-30s, mid-to-late 30s guy that's been single for a long time and is living this single guy.

Fuck boy love style. Love style. Lifestyle. Oh, look who doesn't know how to say things now. Be fragrantly aware of these guys. I'll never forgive you for cutting when I actually corrected myself. What do you think? Are you going to date that guy?

I will always go out with that guy because, listen, I'm 32 and I haven't been like super in love with somebody in a while. I think, unfortunately, as you get older, you do just sort of get so much more set in your ways and you have so many deal breakers. and especially in major cities like New York, Chicago, L.A., there's so many options. And so when you go out on a date with somebody and it's like, I don't know, they have like a freckle that's like misplaced. It's like, oh, on to the next. You know, there's so many options and you've also reached Nade. You're like, I know what I want. And I know, I know who I am and what I want and what I don't want more importantly.

And like the older you get, like the more that becomes true. It's just, it's hard to break those patterns. And I'm super guilty of it too. So like, maybe we should all be dating children that have no deal breakers. You can just be as big of a piece of crap as you want to be. Well, and also, I will say this. You know, again, we are not trying to make sweeping generalizations of entire age groups. But I think another reason, a younger guy that's cool with dating,

a older woman is they don't have some weird misogynistic stigma of like women in age. I mean, there's a lot of guys. There's 40-year-old men that will not date a woman over 30, like are strictly 26, 27-year-olds. And there's a lot of guys that think women expire at 30. As much as it pains me to say that, that's a true thing. And those guys are, it is so scary to date because like you're going to hit that age and then they're going to trade you in or they're going to cheat on you. and there's just this gross type of guy that just wants to, like, have, be surrounded by a bunch of 20-year-olds and, like, suck the youth out of them.

And it's, it's gross. And so a guy that's, like, let's just a guy that's, like, 27 and meets a girl that's 31, 32. He's like, that's cool, whatever, like, that has no qualms about it. That's a secure, cool guy that's not going to trade you in for a younger model down the road, you know? Because they already know that you're an older model. They don't care. They've walked in knowing you're an old asshole. They don't have whatever that is.

They don't have that weird psychological bullshit of like this playboy 40-year-old man that's like, oh, I only date like 26-year-old chicks. Like, you're so gross. Yeah, but like, we're saying like, I only want to date 24-year-old dudes. I'm not saying that at all. I'll date. Am I gross too? No, no, no, I'm not saying that at all.

I'll date a guy of any age. I'm just, there's a type. And there's also, I would date a 40-year-old guy that's divorced or whatever. or single, whatever, tomorrow, if I felt that he was a good guy. Okay, I want to talk about something else, but I also want to mention that you haven't mentioned that I've taken my robe off, and I'm a little insulted. I'm a little insulted that you haven't noticed.

Raina, of course you have. Of course you're just losing more clothing as we, like, I'm not, that's not even, I'm not surprised. I don't even feel the need to address that. She needs so much validation and attention. It cracks me out. My love language is verbal affirmation. You look great.

You look so great. This filter is amazing. Why doesn't Skype have filters? They need to get on it. Here's what I want to. Okay, go, go, go, go. And then I want to talk about sex. So much shame.

I was going to say the same thing. Let's stop talking about this boring stuff. Let's start talking about having sex with these people. Yes, okay. I was going to do the same thing after you addressed that I had taken my robe off, which you refuse to do. So I think, younger guys and I think guys in their 20s, girls in their 30s, great combo for a few reasons.

Let's talk about it. What do you need for sex? A hard dick on someone to put it. I need you to be able to get it up more than once a dad because when you hit, again, we are not making widespread generalizations about age groups. The glass guy had sexual relations with before this 24 year old was 36 and great working dick, lots of sex, multiple times a day, totally fine. So again, I don't want to shit all over older guys in their dicks. But after, you know, 40, I read 50% of men start to have some erectile dysfunction. And so late in your 30s, stuff like that starts to happen. Again, guys can keep it up forever. But you just have less of those issues and more stamina in your 20s when you're a guy. And then I think women are in their prime.

sex in their 30s. I feel like people after 35 can't get it up more than once a night. Okay. Well, that's your experience. I think, what do you think about women? I mean, we're women in our 30s. I have never been so good at sex as I am right now. I mean, you just-

I've never been, like, so confident in like the things that- Yeah, sorry, go. Like, weird stuff comes out of your mouth. You'll touch things and do things you wouldn't have done when you're a little bit younger. Well, and again, I'm sure there's 20-something girls that are great at sex. This isn't to ever diss on them, but if you're just to all you girls that are listening in your 20s, you're going to get way better. You just get better. You just get better when you learn stuff. And like,

imagine finding a person that's never done the stuff that you've learned and it's amazing. Or they know way for your stuff because they watched a lot of porn, but whatever. I just think you know what you want and you ask for it and you are super comfortable in your own skin and you're confident and you just give less fox ultimately. I mean, I can't wait to be 40 and give no fucks. I can wait. I mean, yeah, of course I can wait. But I, a guy friend of mine, he has had sex with a lot of women of all ages, like across the board.

So many. Clearly not going to say who it is. It's anonymous. He's like the best sex I've ever had her with 35 year old women. And I'm not there yet. But I'm, I'll get there. But you're hoping for the day. But I'm like, you just like, like,

Think about it. Like, think back to having sex. I don't even know, seven, eight, nine years ago. I'm like, God, I'm so much better now. I know I am. God, I was so bad at it. It's so boring. Oh, my God.

I just, I was so lazy. I just, I was so uncreative. Like, nothing creative or cool came out of my mouth. Isn't it great? Don't you surprise yourself with this shit that comes out of your mouth sometimes. I'm like, who said that? The guy the other night said some things that wasn't ready to hear. It just sounded really.

disingenuous. Oh. He said some stuff. What, he, like, he just ripped it from a porn or something. Yeah, he kept calling me like a slut and a whore, which I normally would like. You do like that? You know, I love it. I don't get down like that.

I like dirty talk a lot. Like, I like guys be vocal, but, like, I can't have him disrespect me. Listen, I'm going to have told him that I like it. You know, we've had these conversations. Rain has told me some stuff that guys have said to her during sex or whatever, during oral sex. I'm like, I'd like have to take a lap around the block. I like some weird stuff, man. I might have told him that I like hearing it, like while we were downstairs in the bar. Oh my God. I'm like, oh. Yes. Now this one was trying to get out of you

before. Your little acts of seduction, you wouldn't fess up. You were like, oh, it's just me. Here we go. Here's the goods. Finally, fucking half hour in. I don't know. It was like two o'clock in the morning. We talked about weird stuff we like in bed. And I said that that was a thing. I was British. He was up tight. I had to like loosen him up. Yeah, loosen everything up. The pants, the personality. No, I'm here for it. Again, I'm saying, like, you wouldn't have done that to, I don't know, seven years ago, you know? looked at a British stranger in a bar and said I like to be called a horror in bed. No, I would never have ever done that. You would not have. Also, he would have been like 12, but whatever.

Also, maybe like 24-year-old me was less of, was more demure. That's what I'm saying. You just like get more confident. You get sexier. It's just like a thing. And then these 20-something guys like are here to handle it. But I want to say again, like this is not a call to women. Like only date younger guys.

I just think definitely consider it. And plus, I mean, like look at all this celebrity. celebrities that do it. I mean, if Courtney Kardashian is doing something, just do it. Just do it. I will say, I want to say mine, and I want to know if you have one, maybe it's Courtney, but my favorite older woman, younger guy, celebrity

couple, and the hottest one of all is Lisa Bonnet and Jason Momoa. Like, are you fucking kidding me? She's 12 years older than him. He had a crush on her when, like he was a kid. Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade, baby. Oh, God, they're the best. She's so much older than him. They're so hot.

There's so many like that. I mean, let's not discount like Brittany and Mariah. Let's. Let's do that, though. I'm really not going to model anything I do after fucking Britney Spears. Yeah, I am so, like, I'm kind of a Britney Spears hater. But I mean, I still can respect it. Oh, J-Lo. I mean, J-Lo is like the ultimate. Heidi Klum. Oh, God, it's the way to go. All these guys, like, older guys listening to this are like,

fuck you. I don't think we have any male listeners, do we? Yes, we do. We hear it all the time. I feel like all men should listen to this to learn what not to do. We have a lot. I've heard a ton. I've gotten a ton of feedback from guys. You know that. We think we've gotten emails.

Sorry. I didn't mean to discount our male listeners. We were trying to keep this episode more male positive. It is positive. I said all kinds of nice things about this kid that I slept with. I just, I can't get over the visual of you like lubing up his heels to get his pants off. Like, I will never forget it. Oh my God. I also did something really embarrassing.

What? Oh, my gosh. I left my bra in his room. Like on purpose? Like a leave behind? You know what to tell him to do with it now. Like, it's yours now? Keep it as a souvenir?

Like, I don't know what to say. Just your bra or like your underwear too. I left one earring and my bra. I wasn't wearing underwear because I was wearing one of those. I was wearing a body suit. Men like cannot get enough of a body suit. Oh my gosh. I've had guys be like keep the body suit on.

Every time I wear one, they tell me to keep it on. They want to just like, pull it to the side. It's the sexiest thing in the world. They really do. Like I'm like, well, that can't re-wear that one. That one's got to go to the laundry. Yes, exactly. That's why I wore the bodysuit on Saturday night.

I knew that the ticket to sex on Saturday, body suit, baby. What? Okay, what do you think that is? Can we ask some guys to tell us? Like, what is it? Because it's like, I don't know. What is, what's the, what's the appeal there of like, keep the bodysuit on? I think it's just sort of like wearable lingerie and it's like so tight.

They know that you're not wearing panties. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I think that that's it. Like, every time I've worn a body suit, not only do people like freak out, they make me keep it on. I, girl, I talked up with a, speaking of younger guys, hooked up with a 26 year old guy this summer and had that kind of situation where it was like, keep the body suit on. I was like, okay, that's fine. I mean, I was sexier about it than that.

I was like, okay. Whatever you want. I wasn't that sexy about it. I probably was like, I don't know how to take this off anyway. All right. Well, we are going to play a little bit different game this week because since we are apart, we can't do the Instagram live together and do the listener interaction like we usually do. So we just figured we would pick a game and ask each other the questions.

And we are going to play, would you? Rather. I'm really excited about this. Me too. We have some really disgusting questions, queued up. I'm really excited. All right, guys, we are going to queue up the questions and start. Would you rather? Sex edition, obviously. No, it's like, would you rather go on a picnic or walk on the beach? Like, tune into a different podcast for that, folks. We already talked about tossing someone's salad at a baby shower. So tune into a different one. All right.

I'm ready to roll. Would you rather have sex with someone who never showers or someone who never brushes their teeth? Oh, my God. You came in hot. Okay. All right. As much as I hate halitosis and bad breath, like I would still probably choose the guy with the bad breath because I feel like you could totally plug your nose.

I don't want someone's like dirty body grime all over me. You know what I mean? Okay. Okay. I feel the same. I like this one. Would you rather only have sex in the shower or only have sex on the floor? Okay.

I would only have sex on the floor. I mean, showers, to me shower sex is only hypothetically good. Like it's never good in reality. It's so slippery. Thank you. There's no word. to move in there. Like my shower, I tried to have shower sex with this guy recently, like the one that

confetti cumbed all over the place because I needed to take a shower afterwards. And we got into the shower. It's like, there's no normal way. I'm also five feet tall. It's like hard to like position yourself. It's just, it's not good for anything. Yeah, I dated a guy that was just super into the shower sex. I'm like, why?

Were you like taught that sex is dirty or something? Like, what's the deal with all the shower sex? What position do you use when you have shower sex? I guess we would do so do you even call it doggy style when you're standing? What's that called? I'm not tall enough to ever do that with somebody. It's not something that would enter into my vocabulary. The most times we had sex, I had a pretty large shower and it had like a seat kind of

situation so you could kind of prop a leg up, you know. Uh-huh. Oh, that's good. Shower sacks only hypothetically good. So all, so Raina wants to have, wants to fuck on the floor from here on out. And also, the most overrated, stupidest sex is hot tub sex. What the fuck? No one wants that.

It's like, can I please get a UTI? Like what I really want in life is to be like pissing knives for the next week because I had sex at a chemical filled hot tub. Okay. Would you rather cry every time you had sex or burp every time someone kissed you? I feel like I cry after sex a lot. So like might as well speed up the process and cry during sex. Can you imagine just like belching in the 70s mouth?

How gross that would be? I also, you can't hide burping. Like, I could hide crying. And honestly, I don't think that really care. I could cry a little during sex. Okay. Okay. Would you rather orgasm loudly when you saw your crush every time?

Or being capable of orgasming ever. Literally anything besides not being able to orgasm. Like, I'd rather go to jail. than not be able to orgasm ever. So, yeah, I'll orgasm every time I see my crash, I guess. All right. Would you rather find out that the last guy you fucked was your long-lost cousin or that he was a brutal murderer?

How long-lost first-kirtner? Second cousin. Or no, long-loss first cousin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Long-loss first cousin or serial killer. What is the scenario around the murders? Are these people that, like, deserved to die? Um, or like a Jeffrey Dahmer or serial killer.

does he eat their body parts after? No, he doesn't eat the body parts. He's just really into killing. It's like his thing. But like strangers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is like a real brain buster. I know.

I'm honestly not sure of like... My immediate thought was 100% the murderer. But it doesn't... What does my cousin look like? I don't know. Here's a thing. This is going to sound super twisted. That's kind of a good story that you fucked a murder.

You didn't know they were a murder. It's not a good story that... It's not a good story that you fucked your cousin. No, you're never bragging about that. Right. Like we can't, listen, I don't do anything anymore that I can't put into the intro of our podcast. So like if incest is off the table, then I'm just not doing it. Right.

Are you going murder? You can go and murderer because I agree with you. It's a great story. I live to tell the story. Would you rather fart while getting eaten out or vomit while making out? Oh my God. Those things are so bad. Oh, my God.

Okay, I have questions. Does the fart smell? Yeah, it's a wet one. Is there an option C to just kill yourself? Okay, yeah, actually, for all of these, third option, or just kill yourself. So you can do that one. Okay, I'm going to kill myself.

I feel like I'd choose the vomit. Like, the thought of farting while someone's going down on me is like I can't, it's like I'm not going to be able to shake it. Like, I'm upset at myself for bringing this. country. I would literally have to leave the country. No. Forget it. You're branded for life. Like, you know, like you ever have these guys in your life for like, you know, there's like a nickname and all your friends know about them and you reference it in a joke for years to come? Like, you would be that person. Wait, I feel like they'd call you fart box.

There's all a fart box. Walking down Mattis Nav, I mean, cannot imagine. I don't know. Actually. I I think that that is like the depth of embarrassment and it's so low that somebody might actually not even tell this story. Like who's going to tell their friends and somebody farted in their face while they were going down

on somebody. Like how do you I wouldn't tell you if that happened. Like if some guy ripped ass while I was blowing him I wouldn't even know how to tell my diary that story. My gosh, okay. God, we got through it. We got through our first long distance episode. I don't, I don't know. Is this good?

I don't know. I'm literally going to ask you that too. Like, I don't know if this one's good. You usually wrap and I'm like, that was so tight. I don't know if this is any good. What? You know what? Sorry, guys. But we will be reunited for the next episode. It will be recorded from Paris. We're so excited. And thank you guys, as always, for coming back. Take it away, Rain. List of reminders, guys. Remember to subscribe, rate, and review this podcast before you exit out. Just go.

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