Girls Gotta Eat - Boy Gotta Eat, Too feat. Jeremy Jacobowitz

Episode Date: May 21, 2018

We are so excited to have one of our friends and fellow Instagrammers on this episode -- Jeremy Jacobowitz of the incredible food porn account @BrunchBoys. We dig into his personal life (per usual) and discuss all kinds of dating/sex related topics like the best kind of DM slides, "accidental anal" (still not convinced that's a thing though...), and the significance of the THIRD DATE. Jeremy also opens up about his fascinating weight loss story, and what it's like as a formerly overweight person to be surrounded by food all day every day. And to open the episode, we share our latest dating "strategy" which involves zero effort. Cheers! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and follow Jeremy at @BrunchBoys. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have you had anal? Yes. I think that that was the, I think we already inferred this. Like, accidentally or like? Yes. Oh my God, I'm so good at this. All right, accidental anal. Let's talk about it.

Welcome back to another episode of Girls Got to Eat podcast. The famed Girls Got to Eat podcast. We got recognized at a party last night. Multiple times. By three different people. Three different people. For a show where nobody can see our faces. I know. Well, we put our faces everywhere. Let's be real. And our bodies. But no, and one of the women is a bartender. And she's like, I tell all the people at my bar about this. I'm like, yes, girl, keep it coming. So we are really excited. We have for two weeks in a row been the number five comedy podcast in the United States. Yeah, we just keep moving up and on the charts. We've also been on like the main charts overall. And some of the episodes have been in the episode charts. We've just been, it's been so exciting. And it's all thanks to you guys.

Thank you guys. So please do us a favor. Continue to subscribe to this podcast. Put us in your Instagram stories and leave reviews. If you can screenshot that stuff, we will repost you in our Instagram. It's super exciting for us. We want to be number one by next week. Or tomorrow. Whatever.

Or tomorrow. Later today. I'm trying to make my parents proud because I quit my job at Amazon to be famous on Instagram. Don't plug Amazon. You guys, we are coming to you as always from Mouth Media, Power by Senheiser. We're sitting in here in our comfy chairs. I love her little studio. I know. It's so cute. I feel like I came up so far up in the world. We're only like 14 episodes. We were at my apartment last night and we were like, oh, it's like old times. We used to record. Started from the bottom.

So something we were thinking about talking about this week was how we've... Well, first of all, I need to show you something. On the way here, I stopped to get a snack. Okay. Okay. And I'm going to show you something. You tell me. me where I got the snack from. Okay, I got a granola bar. Are we playing again? Ready? All right. It's still coming. It's still coming. Are you going to make a dress out of that receipt around your body? CBS receipt. Are you serious? Holy shit. I got, you know, like, I did the self-checkout, and so it starts to print. I'm like, it's not still printing. It's not fucking still printing. I bought one thing for 299. This is, it's my entire wingspan. You know, when people have, I, you know,

when people have engagement parties and you do that, like, you know, let's make a dress out of Charlie paper. You make an entire dress out of that receipt. It's like a sash. Like a I'm Missed V-S. We'll post this on the Instagram guys. It's the longest. Miss CVS universe. Can you handle all this receipt? I don't think I'm ready for that reason. Okay. Back to the topic. Speaking of eating actually, I was hoping something exciting would happen to me this week and I thought almost I was going to go to bed last night without it happening. It was like 11 p.m. and I'm edging towards it. I'm like nothing interesting has happened this week. And then I watched Ashley's dog sexually molest a toy. Let me just explain you what the

toy looks like. It's a con. Any dog owner will know. It's a red con-shaped. It's cone-shaped. Ashley puts a little bit of peanut butter inside of it and there's a hole. And he sat there and like raw dog that thing with his mouth. It was so savage. And stared you down. Stared me in the eye while he was just like going to town on this cone-shaped peanut butter tree. It was, he had it. I look at him and I was like, oh my God, look how cute he is. He had it between his paws and he was just like getting in there. And then Raina was like, oh my God.

Like nobody has ever like eam me out like that. Just so I could like when guys come over, I'm like, if you could just mirror with this jogging to do this toy. Okay, this is my son and I feel like a little weird. Locked eyes with me the whole time. It did laugh. You were I was like ready to look away. Look away. You'll never recover.

I had my thing happen yesterday. Oh my God. I've, like, you, we laugh a lot, but, like, that was, like, the hysterical, like, sleep over when you were a kid laughter where you're, like, doubled over. She's just, like, watching my dog eat out this call. I think my leg started to shake a little. I need to get laid. Oh, my God. Okay.

Anyway. I want to talk about this week, if you guys have been listening and catching up, a common theme in the last two weeks where we've had male guests, says, and, I mean, throughout. But it's been very, like, the way to get a guy is just, like, be such a bitch and don't do anything. So, you know, we want to practice what we preach. I really, like, the hardest thing to do is, like, take your own advice. Take your own advice. Totally. And I hear myself giving advice to other girls about what they do.

And I think to myself, like, if I could only just take this advice, like, I'd be out here, like, run in the world. Right. And so I've been really actively practicing what we preach lately. Yeah, totally. And also, Rain and I, like, we are proud members of the I don't give a fuck club lately. We're just, like, fuck this. Like, we're living our best lives.

Like, guys can come in and go. We don't really give a fuck. It feels good. It feels good to not be stressed about a guy. I don't put a lot of emotional weight on stuff recently. I just sort of feel like I'm going to open the door for you to act right. If you don't want to, that's totally fine. Maybe somebody else is more interesting to you or more exciting to you,

but I just don't put a lot of emotional energy into it anymore. And like, again, I mean, especially with the Krispy Shorts episode with James, I think that was episode 12 where he was just like, don't do anything. Like don't do anything. And so I'm not over here trying to like say I'm all playing game. but I'm like, let's give it a whirl. I mean, I know that's worked for me in the past. It blows my mind how bitchy I've been to some guys

and they just wanted to date me and, like, fully fell in love with me. But I have a story. My friend, my friend Jamie, she said, I could say her name. She is stunningly beautiful. She really is. Yeah, beautiful ground. She's hard to look at. And.

That's how people feel about me. And they're like, oh, my God, I can't be in the same room as her. She's so beautiful. And she's newlyish single. Since we've been like talking about guys. And, you know, I've been giving her a little advice because I've been single for a little bit longer. And she was talking about this guy that she met a few weeks ago.

I think it was around like early May. And they met one night. They texted a little bit that night. He was very floated with her. He was like, you're so beautiful, whatever. And then she hadn't heard from him. He texted her a few days ago and was like, hey, how are you doing? And she texts, she sends it to me.

She's like, what should I respond? I said, right back, who is this? And she was like, you're sick. I was like, fucking do it. What do you have to lose? Right back, who is this? I swear to God, I'll drive him crazy. And, no, she was like, Ashley, we've texted before.

I can see the other text. I'm like, it doesn't matter. So what? He doesn't know your life. He doesn't know if you're deleting text every day. Right back who is this. She wrote back who is this. And he goes, ha, ha, ha, savage or cold as ice or something.

And she was like, what now? I was like, a smiley face. I was like, just fuck him up real bad where he doesn't know if you were kidding or not. You have to. He doesn't know if you're kidding or you really don't know who the fuck he is. Like, you have that many guys coming after you. And she was like, are you serious? I'm like, give him the smiley face.

She gives him the smiley face. He has to reintroduce himself. This guy is so fucked up at this point. He was like, she didn't know who I was. Now I have to reintroduce myself. Tell her where we met. He screenshots himself at Tiffany buying a ring. A few texts later.

He asked her out for Saturday night. I was like, yeah, it's Saturday night. And I was telling Raina, I was like, listen, she kind of gave me a vibe on this guy. Total, like, finance fuck boy type. I'm sure he's wearing like a Patagonia vest over a dress shirt as we speak. You know what I mean? His name's definitely Chad or Trevor or something like that. So I was like, you can't not act like that with those guys.

You have to play it like that. With those guys especially. Right. The trick is to always make them sort of unsure. Like, what, that's what, you can't. Am I going to show up for the date? Am I going to show up to our wedding? You're like at the altar.

Like, you know, just, they're a little unsure if you're showing up or not. Always keep on their toes. Leave those vows on red. Leave those vows on red. And just to shout out, you know, our favorite line as of late is Cardi B, leave his text on red, leave his balls on blue. Just do it. Ashley wakes up in the middle of the night just to text it to me.

May. But I'm just trying to, you know, I've self-assessed what is sort of wrong with me in relationships. And my number one issue, I'm sure everybody that dated me could give you a laundry list, but I would say my main issue is I'm too available to the people that I date. I, because I work for myself, I'm available to text all day long. I go out with you pretty much any night of the week. I'll move plans around. If I really like you, I'll always move plans around. And like, that's not a good thing. That doesn't make people, like, fall over themselves for you. And so I met somebody that I kind of like and we'll see. TBD.

I'm practicing self-control this week and not being so available, not responding every single time you text me. And we'll see. Yeah. Well, and, you know, I fucking hate games. Like, I don't want to play games. I don't want to have to sit and manipulate and think about how I'm going to play something. But I just think naturally, stay busy, don't give so much of a fuck.

And that naturally you come across as hard to get and less available. And then I think once you get in a relationship and you're committed and you're following love it. I mean, whatever. I'll hang out with somebody like every minute of the day. You know, like, I don't want to have to play games forever. Let's be clear. I need attention every second every day. Like once you get that vulnerable space, you're good. Just a couple weeks because I... A couple weeks. I say three weeks. I just think about it in the reverse. Like, I wouldn't like it if somebody was constantly available in your ass either. What do you do and what are you doing? What are you doing? Like, I just, I think it should be

comfortable. So I need to like practice what I preach. And so I'm practicing that this week. Just not being as available. Q2 Raina. Q2 Raina is hard to get. 2018, Q2 Raina. Q2. You cannot nail that bitch down. So maybe in three weeks I'll have a new boyfriend.

So, yeah, play hard to get for three weeks, ladies. What episode is? Episode 14? Episode 17. I'm going to be wiped up. Goals. Anyways, again, guys, please remember to subscribe and leave a review. We really, really appreciate it.

And we are super excited to get into this week. we have in the studio, Jeremy Jekoboits from the mega food sensation brunch boys. Brunch boys in the house. You got all the brunch boys here. All one of you. Jeremy has almost half a million followers on social media. Close to that. Yeah.

So welcome to the studio. It is very fancy. It is fancy, right? It's nice. Oh, yeah. Like big microphones and chairs are pretty comfy. Is this the best podcast? Raina brought salmon.

into the studio? Well, you know, you need a little crafty table. I appreciate it. This is girls got to eat. I brought in a pastry, right? I was like, you know what? Fuck it. I'm going to eat some salmon.

From a bodega. It looks good. I'll give me that. Would you Instagram my bodega salmon? I don't even Instagram my own salmon, so it's going to be a hard pass. Okay. So just to kick it off, I want to hear... Are you guys anti-sammon?

What the fun? No, I eat salmon every day. I'm just saying that, you know, like, it's not the prettiest thing always to post about. Gotcha. Maybe they're in like locks form on a bagel. They're not like whatever you're eating over there. Podega salmon?

Way to kick it off. All right, guys. They're keeping it on brand. Jeremy, I want to hear where you are from. How old are you and what do you do? Right. So I am 30 years old. I'm from New York.

I've never lived anywhere else. I was born in Brooklyn. I grew up Westchester. I went to NYU. 30 years just around New York City. And yeah, I mean, I run brunch boys full time. The way I look at it is I am a producer. So I was a TV producer.

I worked in sports TV and then food TV. And that's surely the way of view it now. I go to restaurants and I highlight their dishes and photos and videos. And I create content. And it used to be for Food Network. And now it's for brunch boys for over two and a half years now. He's mega talented. He's being modest.

He's food videos and the production value is a hundred. All the time. Who did you work for at the Food Network? Well, I started out my first, pretty much when I left sports TV, I was like, I want to do anything else in TV. I just didn't want to do that anymore. And ended up on a little show called Worst Cooks in America. And I met Bobby Flay there, and then I was his PA for over two years.

So that was really my intro into the food world, was just literally we went around the country for a couple of years, just following him around and doing everything for him. I can tell Raina's turned on. That you mentioned Bobby Flee. She's shifting in her seat. She feels a tingle down there. I do want to talk about what is Bobby Flee's favorite breakfast? That you could make him after you guys fuck.

Is that why you're asking? What out of the information do I need? No, no, no. She's asking that because one of my responsibilities every single day was to make him breakfast. Oh, okay. And he ate the same thing every single day. It was Greek yogurt with fresh berries and just the perfect amount of honey. And that was my job to make sure it was on.

on point every day. And he would make fun of me all the time because he'd be in, like, hotels around the country. And, like, he didn't necessarily always have sinks because, like, we were cheap. And, like, we got him as good of a room as it could. But so, like, I would literally be in his bathroom washing berries in the morning. Right. It's like, I'll watch his berries.

That could be you. Watching Bobby's berries. Drizzle, a little honey on him. Oh, Bobby. Putty on those berries. Oh, God. So, Jeremy, you're a good-looking adult male. Successful.

Tall. Maybe not adult. Do I like it? Or is he just tall. I love that mean. Jeremy is six foot four. So he is tall. All the ladies are like, I'm sorry, what?

Six foot four. And a Jew, six four Jew. I feel like I get that a lot. Like, oh my God, you're Jewish and six four. I'm like, to me like that's what I like. So it doesn't seem shocking to me. But yeah, people like certainly say that. Yeah.

I would fuck you. No. Okay. Off limits. Anyway, so all right, we'll tell all the ladies. out there, are you single? Yes, I'm single. I feel so full of shit interviewing you because I know all these things

I know. I'll take it from here. I mean, if you follow me too, like, you know that A, because like, not that it's like always part of my stories, but at this point I've done sponsored posts for every single like dating app there is. And so all of them, I am constantly talking about being single in those things.

Just off, really quickly off topic, do you use all of them? Yeah, no, I legitimately use them. Do you have a fave? Who pays you the most? Yeah, pretty much. It's always like, which is the favorite. It's like, I don't know, whichever one's like, you find hotter girls on. I think right now, Bumble's probably still like, where would you find the hottest girls?

I look through my guy friends Bumble and I'm like, oh, fuck this. I got there, I'm like, can't be on this on you. They're so hot. Hinge has made a nice comeback. Hinge did the whole thing and Hinge is now pretty solid. I've been hinging. Yeah, Hinge is good. We don't want to give them too much because we want them to pay us to talk about that.

But, like, I'm, I'm feeling it. I feel like the influencers brought it back. We did it. down at what we did post for him. You're welcome, Hinge. You're welcome, Hinge. Okay, no, we're talking about Hinge. Don't we get a check?

Yeah, maybe I should let you interview Jeremy more because I feel like I'm so far up Jeremy's ass. Like, Jeremy takes like one breath and I'm like, what are you breathing? What are you doing? I know. I actually, I met Jeremy briefly at a press dinner, but then we were all together in Aruba when I met a rena.

I forgot that's how we met. I was like, what are you talking about? Yeah, we met for the, but we met all the three of us in Aruba. And Raina does get a little territorial. If I was like off talking to Jeremy, she'd be like, what do you guys talk about? What are you guys doing? What's going on? So you're single, like just dating?

Yeah, I mean, dating's hard just because like, I mean, I really just don't have a lot of time for anything. And it's always sort of been my issue. Like working TV, I certainly didn't have any time. And now, like, at least have the option to have time, but it's still really hard. I think people don't understand. I think people look at what I do and they're like, you post about food. You should be like, why don't you have time to go on days every second? And it's like, I don't know, my job is a 24-7 job.

And I'll, like, go through spurts. I'm like, okay, my schedule looks okay this week, then we do that. But I also never know how I feel like I could, you know, have shoots all day and be editing all day. Like, and then the last thing I want to do is just like, go on a date with some girl I swiped on. It's just like, ugh. Yeah. So you wouldn't make time for the right person, right? You think?

Right. Yeah. Yeah, of course. Like you, yes, you would want to. But it's hard no matter what to find time. And Rayna and I've talked about this before. It's also it works out. You can also use as an excuse.

When you're running your own business, you can always be like, oh, I got to work if you don't like want to go out with somebody. I don't think people understand what I do. I think in TV it was a little easier where I'm like, I'm on set for 18 hours. Of course. You know what I mean? I just work eight day straight in TV, of course. When it's your own business, they're like, well, just don't work. And I'm like, well, unless you do that every day and you realize what it takes, I don't think you understand it.

Like, it's your own business. Don't work. So if you're not like out on the per hour on dating apps, talk to me about how you meet girls. do they slide into your DMs? Yes, Instagram is a fantastic dating app. Oh, we know. Episode 1, everybody's back. Check the archives.

Thank you. What are people say to you when they slide into your DMs? People are sending like emojis on dating apps too. Like the eggplant and then the water droplet? No, not that. But like on Bumble because the girls have to go first. So like obviously they're forced to do it. They'll send me like a giffy or something of like, I don't know, like Drake winking.

God knows what it is. I don't know. If that person is cute, you're going to respond. It doesn't matter what the hell they say to you. It's not creepy if they're hot. Nothing is creepy if you're hot. Do you ever have anybody slide in with like a food pun? Like, I'd like to drizzle some honey on those berries.

No, it's much more like, oh, like we should get brunch. I'm like, oh, God, like I don't even have time. Like I really, I don't even see my friends for brunch. We can work the way up to that. But sure. Are you, I go to brunch with you for five hours. I have more friends. You have friends just friends me?

Yes. So let's get into it. What was your last relationship? You genuinely can't remember. It was like eight or nine years ago. My only relationship. I mean, I guess it's how you define a relationship. It's the only person ever consider that we were like truly dating and or truly like a girlfriend was that girl.

Okay. And who was this girl? She was sort of semi- I don't know, some sort of fame, I guess. Okay. Was like a model, photographer, like, did some wrestling stuff. I was working wrestling at the time. Just gloss over that.

I think it's so fascinating. You dated like a, what, WWE wrestler? No, no, no, let's not go that far. Not a diva. No, no, no. She was attempting to be. So she wasn't at the time. When I met her, she wasn't at the time.

And I happened to be working for WWE at the time, the wrestling company. And that was like a shared interest we had. And she was like, oh, maybe I could do this. And she just, like, bounced around, never. she was very talented, but can never find one thing to focus her attention on. And I just thought, like, okay, well, if you want to do that, like, there obviously is a lot of money in it. And I sort of, you know, I pushed her into it. I was not supportive at all.

I thought, you know, like, do it. That's cool. Yeah. You were like, all have. She didn't make it that far. I mean, she married a wrestler. So I guess it all worked out for her anyway. That's so funny.

And I, you know, I knew this. We talked about this when we were all living it up in Aruba. And I was like, Jeremy's ex is a WWEDA. I mean, obviously, if you're going to have one relationship only, it might as well be that, right? Yeah. Like, this girl is like, she's crazy hot. She was, like, in Playboy and Maxim and, like, oh, cash. Now it all comes out.

Okay. You're going to give up your singleness for somebody. It might as well be that girl. That is so, like, I can't imagine dating a guy and then, like, that's his ex. You know, it's like, oh, my ex has just totally been a playboy. Yeah, they have to be worse looking than you, right? So you can make fun of them. If they're in Playboy, you're just like, I don't know where to go from here.

Like, I'm dating a guy and his ex was in Maxman Playboy. I mean, that's just like... Really? I don't know. I don't think about it that way. Maybe for girls, they think about it differently. I'm just like, oh, just another girl, you know. Yeah.

So what kind of girls do you go for now? So the running line, this is what I always get in trouble for, because I always always, I'm just like, I don't know, like a little skinny burnette girl. But it's just a huge generalization. I'm going to leave and go down my hair brown right now. Oh, my God. Lose 30 pounds. It's a huge generalization. because like, A, I'm six-four, so everyone is a little skinny brunette girl to me.

You know what I mean? Like, that doesn't really mean anything. Thank God. He's not going to sleep with you. So, yeah, I mean, I think more just like, you know, I go off of vibes a lot more than anything. I think, like, you know, I like someone at creative, I think that, like, that drive is something I have.

And I think that if you're not creative and you don't see what I'm doing, I think it's going to be a struggle. And I think that if you're every day is something it's so not creative in what you do, you're just never going to be able to match mentally. I think that's hard. So I do look for that, you know. Do you like a, are you attracted to the like entrepreneurial type person that's kind of doing their own thing?

I don't know that necessarily, but I do think I'm attracted to someone that like is motivated. Right. And I think like also sort of getting back to what they do. If they're in a job where just like, they don't know what they want, they don't have much drive. I think all of that is just going to lead to a downfall because it's just like, that's all I do every day is like being like having that drive and being creative and thinking about what's next and I think that I want someone to share that same passion of what they want

in their own life. So it doesn't mean they have to be an entrepreneur in any way, but just means that they want, like work takes precedence over the love. And I hear this a lot. Guys don't necessarily need a girl like Raina or me, like an alpha entrepreneur running their own business type of woman, but they want them to be passionate about something. And I think guys can go a long time on looks. Like guys can be with girls on sex and looks for, a long time and then they're just like, wait a minute, what else is there? And I hear that over and over. Like, even if it's not their career necessarily, it's something. It's something that they're passionate about. And I just feel like that guys find that really attractive.

I mean, did you find that way in that, I'm not going to say what jobs it is because it's sort of me, but like when I'm on the apps and I see girls have a certain type of jobs, I will automatically swipe no. Okay. And that's the kind of job that's like a nine to five, I leave it at work, sort of like it doesn't affect my life kind of thing. Yeah, sort of. I just think that like, yeah, like that lifestyle is, I don't think it would match well. And I just don't mind.

Would you date like an Instagram model? Like an actual like that. Sure. They don't have drive, right? That's true. They want to be famous? I think that would be a match made in heaven. Jeremy makes me take so many photos of him

and I make him take photos in me. Like if you met like an Instagram model. Yeah, but they don't take any photos for the most part. They have someone else taking their photos. That doesn't help me. Would you take your girlfriend's photos? I mean, I'd take everyone else's photos in my life, so I might as well.

We met Jeremy this morning, right? And I was like, do you have your camera? He walked in. He was like, hey, good morning, guys. I was like, did you bring the camera? First things first. Yeah, so yeah, I think it's part of it. I mean, listen, I love taking photos.

It is fun for me. Like, it would be nice to take photos of, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's fine. So if a young lady slid into your DMs, what's a good way to get your attention? Um. He's like, God damn it. Now that's all he's going to get.

No, because I think like it... Oh, poor Jeremy, a bunch of girls sliding with G. A bunch of hot skinny burnets. Sliding in. That's just funny. I did another podcast and I said the same thing and I got so many messages being like, I'm a little skinny brunette girl. I'm like, oh, I know.

Like, yes, but like it was a huge generalization. But you're not half Asian and that's the problem. Well, there you go. You know, if you want to be like a half Asian half Jew, that works also. Here it is. It's like, you know, I'm a very specific type. Well, you know. That's what you slide in with.

No, it's whatever. I think like it sort of goes back to the same thing on the dating apps. Like it doesn't really matter what you say. True. Well, here's what's funny is I get so many, I'll get a lot of them and their profiles are private. I'm like, how am I supposed to respond to it? I don't even know what you look like. Right.

And I have to follow you just as a-pix. Yeah, I know really, but it's like, and then like it's awkward because sometimes it's like, oh, I can see the little tiny thing. I'm like, they look kind of cute. Maybe I should just follow them. So look at their photos. And you look at their photos and they're like, oh, not so cute. And then like, God, they saw that you follow them and saw the message.

And it's like, it's too much trouble. So I'm like, I just won't even respond sometimes. Do you want to know what's the wildest thing to me? We haven't addressed this yet. On dating apps that someone lists their Instagram handle and it's private. Like, that is so wild. You know why? Because it's a game for them to get followers.

That's 100%. Can you imagine like you see a random person on Bumble and they list their Instagram handle and you request to follow them? I would never. No, because I'm. I'll see it. I'll see girls' profile being like, oh, if I don't message you here, just follow me and DM me. They're only looking for followers. And they're private, though. That's what's... Because they want you to follow them. It's so weird. I think it's brilliant. I'm going to do it right now. I'm going to make my thing private right now so people follow me. It is a strategy.

Okay, so have you gone out with girls that slid into your DM? Yes, I have. Do you want to share a story? You clearly have a story in mind. I don't actually. If you... Oh, I mean, I don't know. I think like... You want to talk about the most recent one? I'm just watching Raina. Are we being PC?

Are we being PC about fucking girls that slided into your DMs? You didn't ask that. Have you fucked anybody that slid into your DMs? Yes. Here we go. In a different city? Is that what? Yeah, New York, different cities, whatever.

Also, by the way, I'm just saying, Rayna and Jeremy have a very funny, flirting relationship. Like, Raina shamelessly hits on him. Yeah, it's only one side. It's only funny to me. Jeremy leaves brunch and I'm like, bye, miss you already. I love you so much.

I'm like screaming down the street and he's just like, every time I bring up Jeremy's day, and he goes, I love him so much. And I'm like, I know that. I'm aware, bitch. I can still sit here like an adult unless you talk about fucking other girls. I'll be fine. She's totally mature.

Okay, so you've slept with girls. Is there something somebody's done is like really crazy on a date when they slid into your DMs? No, not from signing DMs. always say this too. Like, I just find that like, you know, the dates, whenever it's like, how did dates and how you go on and to date so all these girls. And it's like, for the most part, I just find them kind of boring.

They're not so exciting all the time. Like, a guy's, I think guys see that experience. Like, what was wrong? Like, my mom asked me all the time. Like, what was wrong with? Like, nothing was wrong. It just, like, didn't click. She was nice.

Yeah. And I think there's girls go out with guys and guys are fucking lunatics. So they have these crazy wildsard. Like, I showed up to the bar and he just, like, immediately took his pants off. Like, that is something that would. surprise me a guy doing because guys are idiots and crazy. We're going to do that on our first thing. They're crazy in another way.

Later down the road. Yeah, later down the road. They can hide it. Guys are just like, here it is, whatever. You shared this with me before and I think it's a really interesting. We talked about this one day at brunch where we were talking about crazy date stories and Jeremy made such this great point of like girls have so many more wild first, second crazy date stories because guys are lunatics.

Like he said, girls really hold it in the crazy later. because guys make girls cry. Right? Every day's trying, Jerry's like, oh, I don't know, it's fine. We went out, I bought her drink. She had sex with me. She went home. I don't know. They do not all go like that. But, yeah. Yeah, but it's like, what was wrong with them? Nothing. Just like, you know, it's a fine date.

How do you feel about somebody sleeping with you on a first date? I don't think one way or the other about it. Were we talking about this right now? Was this something you were telling me about Jeremy? You had gone on like two dates, but you hadn't slept together yet? you were like not wanting to go there because it was someone you weren't interested in. We were talking about going on a third date and what like sleeping together on a third date means to the girl. Well, my point wasn't even sleeping. I just think the third date is just like that you're in it at that point.

You know what I mean? Like you're going to have to have some conversation. Not about like, oh, are we dating? But you're going to have, if you go on a third date and then don't want to see them again, you're going to have to have some conversation. And to me, like, you're still in like a good ballpark of two dates. like you could like sort of half ghost them and it's acceptable. Third dates like, oh God, third dates could be like a month in also of my schedule.

So it's like, are you going on dates for a month, three dates, like that's something else to me, you know. I think this third date thing is really interesting. And I agree. Like, okay, so did you ghost her after the second date? No matter who you're talking about, probably yes. I don't think there's anyone specifically I'm even thinking of it. Yeah, probably. I mean, it rarely gets it at anyway.

But considering that I can't remember going on a third date with someone, yes. The answer is yes. I totally think this third day thing is so real because that's why you hear people say, give them a second chance. You don't hear people running around saying, give them a third chance. Like we all go out with somebody once. We, you know, our moms or whoever, like, oh, come on, give me a second chance. They could have had an off night, blah, blah, blah, blah.

You give them the second chance. So then it's like you should be able to decide. You should be able to decide like, is this somebody I AACC is like a girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, fuck buddy, or is this someone I never want to talk to again? So I think that's like a very between that second and third date defining. But I think that's something that makes you like a good guy that you're actually conscious of this. You're like, okay, if I walk into this third date, like, and then fuck this girl. Right.

Yes, I could. Yes, exactly. And then you're like, yes. And I think to make the ghost way harder. I'm just kidding. Right. I think that's something that makes you a good guy is when you're actually conscious of the fact that like I'm going to have to have a conversation with this person if I continue this. So I'm just not going to.

Yeah. Yeah. I think I look at that way. Like you could string people along all you want or you could just be like, you know, there's, I don't know, there's other things in life to do. So we kind of, we're talking about food and dates and all this stuff. And I know you get asked this question a lot. Like, how do you manage this incessant being surrounded by food?

You're a fit guy. You look great. Six four, remember ladies. And what's the deal? Like, why are you not 800 pounds? What's, what's? Right. Yeah, no, this is a question I get every single day.

I honestly, I'll get it. I'll get DMs about it every day. people will comment on my photos every day and I literally get stopped on the street and ask this question. At this point, it's a number one question I probably get. And yeah, I think a lot of it is just trying to eat healthy around. My meal is like, I don't use these shoots and these comp foods as my meals.

And I think that's a big difference in A, my perspective of what I do. And I think just like trying to stay healthy. And working out, I probably work out like four to five times a week. I really try and I mean, I enjoy working out. So it's not like a struggle every morning. when you've waken up, be like, ugh, I have to work out. I enjoy it. It's like a, it's a good way for me to start my day, but it is a conscious decision of,

oh, shit, I have to eat so much food today. Like, I'll just feel, it's almost more mental than anything like, I will feel better about myself if I work out. Jeremy's very fit. He's wearing a tight teeny t-shirt. He looks great. But have you always been this fit? Like, what is this?

No, I think that's as funny as my life is very ironic. When I was in sports TV and majority of my life, like, I was close to being obese. I lost 100 pounds before working in food, which is crazy. I think like that's sort of always... Take a minute to process that. That's like a crazy thing. Well, it's one of the first things he ever shared with me when I met him like three years ago and I was like, wow, this is like a really interesting dynamic person because

like you grow up in this one way and then you dive directly into this thing for professionally that you sort of worked so hard to get away from was all this eating. Right. I mean, I think like part of it is, well, one, just sort of going back to it like it, like it's funny, like, I will see photos, like, they'll pop up on Facebook or something, and I don't recognize the person. For sure. I don't recognize the person that you lost. It was almost

like, it was almost like a mental jump, too, because it all happened at once where like that girlfriend that I had, we broke up, I left sports TV, and I moved into food TV. And within that six month period is when I lost 100 pounds to it. So actual breakup diet? Sort of, like, it's funny as I sort of

started the diet before the breakup, but like it was at its end anyway. So it wasn't at the forefront, but I'm sure it was on my minds anyway. It wasn't like a fuck this girl. I'm going to lose weight and show her. None of that was on my mind at all. It was just like, okay, here's a moment in my life when I could change things. I changed my girlfriend.

I changed my job and changed my physical appearance. But it all happened at once where it's like it really was a divide in my life. And it's almost hard for me to think about things before that too. And I think too, like you make fun of me all the time about Bobby. But that all happens at once. And I sort of associate like my life of like, okay, pre all that shit and then after. And immediately after is when I started working with Bobby and it's a completely different part of my life. So mentally it just meant so much more to me that way.

You know what I mean? Like it was that time and place. There was before Bobby and after Bobby. That's exactly it. 100%. Thank you for sharing that. I find it like... A, B, B, B.

I find it really interesting. A, B. And I honestly, like this, when someone says I lost it. 100 pounds. Like, I'm just like, oh my gosh, I have to know everything. I haven't even lost five. So how do you lose 100 pounds? It was a mixture. That's the title of the episode. I went to, it was hard. So I went to, this all sort of leads together. It's funny. So what happened is I went to a dietitian and I was on a crazy strict diet of these shakes and bars and just like a very basic chop salad and ate that every single day for six months straight. And it was working

out every day too. So I was still at WWE when I started and it was only part-time there. So it'd be done by 3 o'clock. So I'd leave WWA, go to the gym for three hours every day. And I ate just these shakes and bars, pretty much for every single meal. I didn't eat any food. But what happened was that I still, I've always loved food. I've always had a passion for food. I cooked when I was little and all that stuff. And I really got into food TV that way because the only way for me to satiate myself was you watch food TV. And that was sort of thinking of like, I really fell in love with it even more.

I think when I'm happy about most is I think when people go on diets like that, a couple things can happen. A, you could stop the diet immediately and you sort of fall back to where you were, which happens a lot. It's hard. And I've put back on some weight, but like not even close to what it was. Oh, God, no.

And I think too, or it could, or you can go to the other extreme where you can never have a healthy relationship with food again. It's like an addict. Yeah. Because it was scary. When I started first eating. eating food again, it was terrifying.

Oh my gosh. Terrifying. And I think I'm happy is that I've been able to have this amazing relationship with food still, but realizing that I need to have the balance of stuff where it's like, okay, we're going to go shoot this cheeseburger today. Cool. I'm going to go eat some hard old ice for breakfast and like trying to fill up on that stuff. You know what I'm just like warming my heart.

Like I'm so happy you found this balance and you lost all this way. Sorry, I'm getting a little emotional. I didn't know we're going to delve into this like wind loss story. I love it. I think it's beautiful. And I really appreciate you being so generous with the information because I know that like, you can lose weight, look amazing, but the stuff stays with you forever. Yeah, 100%.

And does that still affect your self-perception or even dating at all? Like, do you still sometimes feel those insecurities from when you are larger? Yeah, I think when people tell me like, oh, you're fit and skinny, I'm like, I don't see that at all. Right. I don't see that. I see it compared to what I was, I guess, but I still don't see it. So I just sort of chuckle to myself, like, okay, sure, you know. Yeah.

Interesting. Thank you for sharing that. I think people would be like blown away to know this. Let's back up really quick. Because when you were nearly obese, like you said, and 100 pounds overweight, you were dating this hot model? Yes. Yes.

So you put the timeline together all the way that was happened afterwards. I obviously wasn't an issue. So like, did you have trouble getting girls? I guess not. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, that was the first girl I slept with. That was the first girl.

Oh, it was. Okay, gotcha. Because sometimes, I don't know. Here's the thing that I think. I hope I don't offend anybody. Sometimes I feel like guys that used to be overweight, like when they felt like I can't get girls and they like make up for lost time. Like they lose a bunch of weight. Like I got to fuck everybody.

Did you feel like that at all? No, not really. Because it's still, honestly, the mental part of it took way longer than the physical part of it. Right. I didn't lose weight and then all of a sudden have confidence. You know what I mean? That took years to gain afterwards and still barely, but much more than I had. Yeah.

You're smiling at me. I'm hungry. That salmon's still sitting there. The salmon's over there. Pass me that salmon, girl. Okay. A whole room smells. I had to apologize to the whole studio when we got here.

I'm sorry, guys, I'm going to make your whole studio smell like old fish from a bodega. No, what I want to do is lighten this shit up and play a game. We always like to end with the game. We're going to play a new game. Jeremy is our first player. This week we are playing. What do I win? Salmon.

Salmon. We saved you some salmon scraps. Oh, my God. Okay, this week we are playing Plead the Fifth. So Ashley and I have come up with a ton of questions that nobody should ever ask anybody, really. And you can answer them or plead the fifth. Okay, dokey. But if you plead the fifth, it's like we're just going to infer the answer on our own.

Like, oh, yeah, he's totally done that. Yeah, it's a lose-lose. We like to call the game lose-lose. Should we like ease in with some like comfortable casual questions? Yeah, let's talk about anal. That is casual for me. Speaking of easing in. I was like anal or is this something that their friends have told them to like pretend that they like?

There is like a mental handicap about it where I don't understand like just like, oh, like that's what you want. It seems sort of weird to me. All for a man. Yeah. For me personally, I don't know. sure as a man, but I don't think it felt bad. I just think it is a mental thing of like, oh, like, when I think about it now, it's like, but it's still felt good, but it's still like, it's not like, oh, yeah, man, like that's

what I want, bro. Like, that's odd to me. So you don't, like, keep, like, loob next to your bed just in case. No. Have you had anal? Yes. I think that that was the, I think we already inferred this. Like, accidentally or, like,

Yes. Oh my God, I'm so good at this. All right, accidental anal. Let's talk about it. Nobody likes that. There's no such thing as accidental anal. You're very drunk. It's very dark.

I don't know. Maybe other girls are more roasted up around their butthole. You didn't necessarily notice and it's like, it was like, oh, no, that's what's happening. I was like, oh, okay. I feel like I'm getting like a weird twitch. Like nobody accidentally slides into my butthole. It's not that blown out. That's crazy.

What is the craziest place you have ever had sex? Um, oh man. I don't know. I don't get, I don't get turns on by that stuff. That was, my ex did and I, I never got it.

I never understood it. Where did she want to have sex? I don't know, everywhere. She was like, this is so crazy. Like, let's do it in the back of this CBS. Yeah, stuff like that. And I was just like, that didn't, that only made me more uncomfortable and made me not want to.

Really? That doesn't, that doesn't turn me on. It doesn't do it for you. Like, I don't know. Like, I guess it's like the, thing of like someone's going to catch you or this is different and wild. I'm like, that doesn't, that doesn't do it for me.

I don't know. Have you ever thought about someone else while you were having sex with a different person? Yes. Okay, how does that work? Like, are your eyes closed? You're visualizing someone else. Like, I don't know. I don't really remember specifically, but yes.

I don't remember who you were, but I definitely was thinking about somebody else. Raina's like, he was thinking about me. Sorry, ladies. I'm always on Jeremy's mind. How do you feel about dirty picks? Sending them and receiving them? I mean, it depends, I guess. Have you sent a dick pick before?

Only to my girlfriend. Right. Okay. Yeah. My theory is that guys only send dick pics so that they can get pictures back in return. Yeah. Like, if you just said to your man, like, I don't want these. I'm sure they'd be like, great, that's less work for me.

I don't have to do this anymore. Yeah. Do you have any thoughts on food in the bedroom? Do you keep the two separate? Do you like to combine your two passions? Two separate, two separate. If anything, it would be more like George Cassanza and Seinfeld where, like, hit a deli sandwich next to it. So he just, like, was ravenously hungry and could eat bread afterwards.

We talk about this room service. That's why we love hotel sex. Oh, my God, I love it. I just, like, pick up the phone. And you're like, hey, can I get a sandwich? Have you ever been with a girl that's squirts? No, I don't think so. Do you want to?

How would you feel about it if it happened? I don't, I don't know. I don't want to. It's not for you. No. Okay. Do you prefer to masturbate in bed or in the shower? Not in the shower.

That's messy. What? It's more messy in the shower than it is in bed? Yeah, of course it is. Why? You just, like, squirt it out and then you just, like, finish showering. It's not, it doesn't always work. You got to, like, clean the fucking tub then.

Oh. It doesn't just go down a drain. It's going to be somewhere. Isn't it somewhere when you, like, if you're in your bed? You put it somewhere. I say okay Ashley looks so uncomfortable I don't know I'm not sure why Ashley is the one

The same final ask the question Shows her to all the water It doesn't it's not always so great You call your super you're like hey think I have us Come build up What's your favorite sex position? I don't know I go back and forth I think it depends on the girl too

Accidental I know Yeah I am I am tall So I think it does like that's actually Pretty much the only time I realize when people are short or tall or like whatever I'm sex with them because things feel differently and things you know what I mean?

Yeah. That's when I'm like, oh, you're short. Oh, you're tall. Like that's when I noticed it. I didn't notice it at all before that. Jeremy might be able to fuck you on the kitchen counter. Remember you were saying you can't make it happen? I'm not not into that.

You know what my problem is being fucked on the kitchen counter to is your ass is so firmly planted. I can't be mobile in this situation. Yeah, what are fucking back? It's such a good. Yeah, that's such a good call. I got to like put my hands behind my hips and like thrust my myself up every time.

And you don't have that kind of arm strength. You don't even work out. No, we're your core. No, fuck now. Core strength. Yeah, I don't have any strength whatsoever. Nobody can fuck me out of countertop. Raina's like never done a tricep dip in her life.

She's like, I can't, don't know what to do. I don't even know what that is. I don't even know what that means. All right, guys, we are going to wrap up for the day. I want to thank Jeremy for joining us. Please follow him on Instagram at brunch boys for all of your food porn needs. Yes. And YouTube and website and Facebook.

and my personal account at Jeremy Jacob Witts. I want to follow me there. A whole boatload of content. This is why I have no time to date. If you want to slide into his DMs, please be a half-Jewish, half-Asian female and know that I will also hunt you down. So best of luck, ladies.

We'll be screening you bitches, all of you. Yes, thank you so much for joining us. And again, as always, girls got to eat, follow us as well, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, not on Snapchat. We don't know what Snapchat is. Thanks, guys. Thanks, guys.

Thank you, Jeremy.