Girls Gotta Eat - Couples Therapy feat. Comedian Couple Courtney Maginnis & Casey Salengo

Episode Date: September 2, 2019

We have comedy power couple Courtney Maginnis and Casey Salengo on this extra sexy episode where we discuss couples therapy (they're pros), working in the same industry as your partner, how to keep the spark alive, dirty talk, and much more. They're also sharing their story of turning a friendship into a romance, recapping their recent engagement (!!!), AND answering listener questions about relationship issues. This is our last episode in the original home studio where it all began, and we hope you enjoy! Follow Courtney on Instagram @CourtMaginnis and Casey @CaseyJSalengo. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @OneHungryJew, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Feals: Become a member today by going to feals.com/gge and get 50% off your first order + free shipping. Postmates: Download the free app and use code GGE for $100 of delivery credit for your first 7 days. FabFitFun: Use code GGE to get $10 off your first box at fabfitfun.com. BioClarity: Get 40% off skincare routines + an additional 15% off at bioclarity.com with code GGE at checkout. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're in Mexico. I'm sitting around this beautiful, like, cabana type thing. And I'm just feeling the love. And I'm sitting on the thethe. I'm just drinking a beer on her little porch. And I look in and she's taking a nap. And she's laying there in one tit out, snoring. And I was like, that's my girl for life.

Our last episode that we're doing in this apartment. Oh, my God. Got a great episode for you guys today. Oh, man. We got a couple. We have a couple. They're a hot couple. They're obsessed with each other.

They're engaged. They're one of my favorites. I've been wanting to get them on since day one. So we have them here. We're going to talk about their sex life, couples therapy. Yeah. All kinds of stuff. They're Ashley's friends and now they're my friends.

Yeah. They're great. Courtney and Casey coming in hot soon. We'll just before we get into it, we'll give you guys a stupid live show update that you can always go to our website. Obviously, Girls Gotta Eat, Podcast.com or Stupid Liveshows.com. There are tickets left in... I'll hit you.

Cleveland. Columbus the first night. Pittsburgh. Atlanta and Charlotte are sold out. Charleston, New Orleans, and the second night in St. Louis. Yeah. So lots of tickets left,

well, a few tickets left in a lot of cities. So come out and meet us. We're super excited. Yeah. I'm just starting to get coming in hot with these entertainment bookings. I don't know.

All I'm saying is New Orleans. A little brass band, some horns, some jumbalaya. Maybe I'll show my tits to everybody. Oh, yeah. That's the theme, Marty Graf.

get sloppy. I'm only wearing Marty Grab beans. Yeah, there's a lot we can do with New Orleans, like just the culture in general. I'm amped. And like Pittsburgh,

I'm amped for the performers there. It's like a huge hip-hop community. I'm really excited for the dancers there. I can't wait for these shows. You guys know? Come out. Best Girls Night. Best Girls Night ever.

Ultimate Girls Night. Hashtag it. Do it. Don't tell men about it. Or bring your boyfriend if you have to. Just boyfriends only. No single men. Please don't come to our shows.

So is that it? That's all the housekeeping stuff? Yeah, I think so. Okay, I can put my computer down now. Okay, so you are moving in... Well, okay, technically I moved yesterday. Oh, yes. I forgot this coming up on Labor Day.

So you moved yesterday. I moved yesterday, but we'll talk about that next week and however that went. Maybe I talked to one of my movers. Who's to say? The guys who moved me... You get close to them because you watch them do this thing for you. They're handling all your stuff.

They're like helping you go through a pretty, like, intense emotional transition in your life. All the guys that moved me were all Russian and six foot five. And they unpacked all my stuff too and put my stuff together. My bed frames. They're like, we don't have a shit else to do for the rest of the day. We'll just hang out. I was like, is this really happening?

And they're all fuckable. Yeah. You're like, put that bed together. Let's fuck on it. I'm getting really emotional about fucking your movers. Yes, about having an orgy with my movers after they put my bed together. It's a real cheer jerk. I'm kidding.

I know. So yeah, we're recording this a few days before the move. There's furniture missing. Tom Selleck isn't here anymore. The big Tom Selleck painting is no longer. It was just too big. I didn't take it to Delaware. The bookshelves are gone.

The couch is going to be gone tomorrow. Like it's really, you're just noticing? I'm like, what has been missing from this apartment the whole time? The bookshel. You didn't notice the books on the floor. I just thought you rolled like that now. What did you do with the bookshelves? Someone came and got him.

This guy came. He was pretty high. He came on Saturday morning. Did you fuck him? No. He smelled sweaty. Not B-O., but he had been running around. I know you mean.

It's just like a smell. I don't like it. It's an outdoor body odor smell. Yeah, I showed you his picture the night before. Because I use that guy, yes. I'm not doing, this is not a plug. I mean, I wish they would sponsor us. I use the app let go to sell stuff and Craigslist in the old school way,

which shout out to Craigslist for never updating their website, literally. Ever. Since 1995, it is a strong move. It is savage. Wow. They're like, we don't care. It looks like it was like an old school HTML website created in the 90s, which I think it was. Or the 80s even. A shitty WordPress website. They've never, no, not even. It's so wild. Straight code. There was pre-wordpress, pre-square space. They don't give a fuck. Now, I'm glad you brought up this app actually because I didn't know about it when I moved and I ended up having to take a ton of stuff to Salvation Army and they rejected a lot of my stuff because they were very sensitive.

My stuff was nice. Yeah. There was like, they rejected half the stuff. So we had to take stuff to the dump. We had to like go to goodwill with the rest of it. Like my movers went everywhere. Yeah. And Leco is,

and there's other ones like it too. That's just the only one I've ever used. They, you can give us away for free too. So that's, you want to, I just want somebody to come get this shit. Like I'll get to the point where I'm like fucking come get it for free.

People ask me the craziest questions. I'm sorry. New York City is a different animal. People ask me, take a look at this entertainment center. Right. And take a look at it. It's big. It's 50 inches long.

It's not so massive. It's on the shorter side. It's not the largest. Well, I know what the question was. So it's a huge thing for this question. Can I bring it on the train? That dining table. Can I bring it on the train?

People have asked me, can I bring full-size furniture pieces on the subway? You see wild things in New York City? Subways, you see people walking on the street with mattresses. It's only in New York. It's crazy. I mean, I understand it. You're like, I'm buying bargain furniture.

Someone's clearly on a budget. They're not rolling out with, the, they're not, they don't have a vehicle, they're not coming with a truck, they're not running an Uber SUV to come buy a $30 piece of furniture. When I was 23, I bought an IKEA couch from the sky and I made the guy that I was dating, come with me and him and I carried the IKEA couch like five blocks. No. Him and his friend came, but I didn't really participate. But yeah, we carried it like five blocks. Just walking out of the street with an IKEA couch. Well, I was 23, what was I going to do with it? That's what I'm saying. So tomorrow, this girl's coming and

she's going to take this IKEA couch. Like so much has happened on this couch. Does she even know? I feel She just even know. Arisha Fier was on his couch. Let's just recap. Like, okay. So I am getting emotional. I'm sorry, guys, this is not what you expected from this intro,

but you're going to get it because this is our podcast. And this is the 81st episode with our bonus episodes, 84th. And we started this whole thing in this apartment right there at the table. We were hunched over one mic. We've obviously upgraded. We're on the couch now. We have the soundboard.

We have all the mics. We've had a bunch of guests in here. You guys obviously know that. But we started. one mic between the two of us hunched over it on my MacBook air, which is not something you should record podcast. And we just were like, we just did it. We made it happen in this apartment in February of 2018. And everything's happened here. Every single decision, every single live show planning and almost every single recording with the exception of the random studios we had

kind of peppered in. But we ended up coming back here and everything is like happened at this apartment. No, we were talking about our favorite memories here. It was the first time we recorded. We didn't really even know each other that well. If we were friends, I wanted to hang out with you all the time without your funniest person. I didn't really know you that well. Yeah.

And so like everything that we learned about each other, we learned over that one mic, just sat on the table. And like, I didn't know what we were doing. I know. And we just, I don't know. I get really, I mean, I think about all the places I've lived

and the memories that I've had in them. And like, I just think this is going to sound so fucking cheesy, but this is the most important place all ever. I lived. I don't know. It's like my first, like, New York City apartment by myself. And it's like, I changed my life moving here. I can't look at you all you.

It's like it was the best decision I ever made was to move here. And then, like, we started our, we built our, like, dream career between these walls. I'm kidding, not okay. So thanks for listening, guys. It wouldn't be like this if you didn't listen. So sorry, I don't get emotional that much. Only when I'm talking about, like, immigrants and abortion in this podcast. But it just means a lot.

And when you're listening to this now, I won't even live here anymore. And I'm 514, East 12th Street. You ever want to walk by? That was the trap house that we started. Girls got to eat out of. A lot of stuff happened here. I'm sorry. I'm realizing how much this meant to you, this apartment,

because you really was your first place you ever lived at here, too. Yeah. Like, what a big life change it was. Like, I was so young when I moved here. everybody I knew was just moving here. Yeah. And I didn't start anything in that apartment. I started another adult life here.

Like when I go back to Atlanta, I'm like, I lived in Atlanta as an adult. It wasn't like I lived in my college town and then moved to the big city. Like I lived there. I lived a whole other life there. I had a career there. I had a boyfriend there. And then I just like picked up and moved and started a whole separate life in another city. And it just means so much to me.

And I'll never forget this place. I don't either. I just, it's sad for me. I would just want me one microphone. We were like crowdsourcing questions from Instagram live. Yeah, we would go on bros being basic. Because that has the most followers of all our accounts. We would just go live and like drink and play Never Have I Ever.

I mean, I don't even will listen back to those episodes. They're like kind of embarrassing. They're cute, but they're not as good as bad. And then people would say mean stuff to us and we were like, fuck this. Like, fuck you people. We should do that again. We should get drunk into a bonus episode where we just do never have I ever. I don't know if I can take the trolls.

People would just hate on us. She's a two. Yeah. But yeah, thank you guys for being along the ride with us. We've had many studios. We've come back here. Yeah. This is the most special of them.

We had a lot of really amazing people on this couch. Like, I remember reading Mark Manson's book and thinking, like, this guy is a brilliant man. Yeah. And, like, I met him on this couch. Yeah. And, like, I think about the advice that we've given people, like, Rameet Sati, who talked about like finance or, you know, the episode we had about being happy being single.

And I think about all of these beautiful episodes that we had and all this advice we gave and, like, just did it on this couch. And I feel so proud of it. We didn't need like this giant crazy setup. I mean, if other people have that, good for them. But yeah, I feel really proud of it. I met Harry Shapiro on this couch and I love him so much. And Krista Stefano and I love him so much.

Krista Stefano, Dan Soder, Dewey's Dad. I don't, I don't think he's Dewey's Dad anymore. Dewey's a new dad now. Who's Dewey's Dad now? Oh, dude does have a new dad. He doesn't care. I'll just tell this story because whatever, we have time. This is still fairly in the short side intro.

We're at this party. I'll just like say this is a funny story. So if you guys remember, we had Derek Dresher on who he works for con body. He's an ex-incarated individual. He's an ex-con, whatever. And we actually didn't have him in here because we had that one. He's an ex-con. We didn't trust him.

No, he's amazing. But we were in the studio with Paul. Paul back in the days. And we had, anyway, so he's a con body trainer. You guys love that episode so much. And I'm still friends with him and have mutual friends. I was at a barbecue this past Saturday. And he brought this other con body trainer.

And I walked in. I was like, damn. I like snuck a picture, sent it to you. I was like, get to this barbecue bitch. And I was like, he, I feel like you want that. He's cute. He is beautiful. And I know, I know you guys think he's beautiful because I'm going to read some of,

I post a picture. Oh, I didn't read the comments. I'm going to just going to read them. I meant to do this. I love watching the girls, the comment, just troll these. So I'll do this first. He and I, we played beer pong, but with white claws. We played claw pong and these two gay guys were the team that was winning.

And they were like, Ashley, do you want to play us when we win? And I was like, yeah. And they go, okay, well, get a partner we want to look at. Like, they literally go find a partner we want to look at. So I went and found the hottest guy at the party. And I was like, do you want to be my partner for beer pong? claw pong. And he was like, okay, yeah, let's do it. He was like, I got to leave kind of soon. But so I post this picture on my Instagram and I was like, you know, with the claw pong,

these comments, because he's in the background. You can tell, I mean, there's a man in this picture. He's very good looking. Ready? He is so fine. Guy next to you, three fire emojis. Who's the daddy on the left though? Who's that guy? Who's the hottie next to you? Just fire emojis. Date him. No laws when you drink claws, obviously. A bunch of DMs. Girl, if you don't hit that, I will. It was crazy. You guys. You're so. crazy. But the story I wanted to tell is that Dewey, I brought Dewey to the barbecue, like later, actually, it wasn't there the whole time because it was a little too crazy. So I went and got him and then brought him back and it's on my friend's rooftop.

And the stairs leading up to the roof are super steep. That's why I don't want to bring in the first place. They're just like, Dewey's getting old. He can go upstairs fine, but like they're like straight up. Like I can barely get up him. So I was like, I can get him up these stairs. I just don't know if he's going to be able to get down. He got up the stairs. He had a little bit of trouble. We're up on the roof and I'm like, it's time to get him down. It's time to leave. The girls and I were just going to do. try to figure it out and kind of help him carry him if we needed to. I really don't know how we were ever going to do that. And I say to this guy, I said, hey, I mean, I might need some help

getting my dog down the stairs before I even knew it. Why did he pick Dewey up? Doey's 80 pounds picked him up, scooped him up and walked him down the steep staircase. I can't imagine. I literally, I can imagine your underpants falling to the ground. There's no quicker way. You don't have to like talk to Ashley. Just pick her dog up and walk him down stairs. That is why. If you guys have never seen a photo of Dewey, like look on Ash's Instagram. He's huge. Yeah, he's 80 pounds. He's a large animal.

He's probably more because he keeps getting a weight. Picked him up. I was like, well, you're Dewey's dad. You're my boyfriend now. I'm going to see you tomorrow. I'm out of party. I'm not going to go now with him. He's going to be at this party.

I'm just saying, you're going to bring Dewey just to like, so you guys can like flex. Can you pick Deweb again? That's what I masturbate to now. It's that guy carried my dog down the stuff. I wouldn't put with it. Your vibrators right on your, right on your bedside table. I don't put it past you. It's so easily accessible.

That pops into your head. It's like a one second decision. Oh my God. But anyway, that was my little story. So I'm sure you guys are going to storm my Instagram now and just start talking about who's the daddy on the left. He's hot. He's hard. It's worth taking a look. Check him out. And go to con body. Take his class. But stay away. Don't talk to him. He's due his dad. Yeah. Ashley owns him now. Sorry, guys. There's other hot guys there. I mean, they all look like they could destroy you. You saw them. You saw Derek, which was very. a very funny story. Tell the story. You were walking to the airport.

I was literally walking through the airport. I looked like a homeless person. I was going to Russia. Guys, remember when Raina went to Russia? No, that was mean. Nobody was nice to me in Russia. That's what I mean. But anyways, I'm walking to the airport and I just hear somebody go, hey, Raina. And I'm like, who a man knows who I am at the airport? Because you guys always run up to us at airports. And we're like, we expect that, but a man. And he is there with the biggest man I have, it's Derek. And he He was there. The biggest man I have ever seen.

His name is Salton. Yeah. And he does not smile. He's, yeah, he's seen some shit. He's an opposing presence. I mean, all, again, guys, if you didn't listen to episode,

all the trainers at Con Body, the workout is designed for the, a guy did it in jail when he was in jail. So all of the trainers there are formerly incarcerated. And he's the scariest look at one of them all. So hot. I don't care. He's so high some salt.

You guys should look him up. Jesus Christ. I don't think I could take it. I don't think you could either. No, I mean, someone else should. I give you a lot of credit. Someone else should. Is it a plug for codbody?

Yeah. Why not? They're all fucking out. Yeah. Anyways, this spiraled out of control. And the women. There's women trainers. They're too fucking badass.

Oh, for real? Yeah, they have women trainers. Man, I gotta get there. Got to get that winter bod. I need to get a winter bod because I'm so pale. You got to have, you can't have both. You can't be paly and fat. I've been working on it.

But yeah, I got to slim down a little bit because I'm a little, I'm a berry tan. All will be revealed was my tan. I'm like working on melanoma, bitch. No, actually I use this nutrigenia spray just on my face. It's like a little bit of a bronzer. But the rest of my body, no, but now I'm like a little heavier than I was, so I might have to. Or I might have to like lose weight like a normal person.

No, you look great. But we, I mean, if any spray tan salons are listening, we're here for it. We're like, what are we going to talk about at this intro? Con body and spray tans. Yeah. Get that winter pod. All right. It's cuffing season.

Oh, I'm ready. Are you ready? I'm ready to cover it up. You ready to cut it? You ready be? All right. Is that it? Yeah, I think that's it.

Thank you guys for listening to the last 80 episodes, 81 episodes. We love you guys. We're excited to record in Ashley's new apartment. They make new memories there. Got some good people lined up for the fall. Yeah, we really do. We had a few that I was like, let's wait until they get the new apartment. They're fancier.

One in particular. Ashley loves this guy. Like, not like that. All right. He's just like a brilliant, funny person. Look, it's Andrew Shulls, okay? We're going to try to get him on the podcast. I'm obsessed with this comedy.

Get ready. teaser. You heard of here first. Coming in October. Coming in October. That's it. All right. All right, guys. I'm not ready. You ready, B? No, I'm not ready. I am right. You want to keep talking? The new apartment's fucking awesome. All right.

It really is. You can feel a lot better about leaving here when you think about where you're going. Right. Okay. We're good. All right. We'll be fine. Thank you guys for everything that you've I don't know. Done for us. Thanks for listening to us in this apartment in the trap house. See you on the other side. I'll do a full apartment tour.

Hit him with the intro. Okay, guys, we are really excited today in the house studio with us and Dewey. They are New York City comedians. They are New York City comedian power couple. They have podcasts as well. Jayce's... Oh, my God. Jesus Christ.

You got so excited. You gave me four names. I don't know how to... It's three. It's three. Casey James Salango. That is a mouthful. Jason names is Malango.

All right. It's not your turn yet. He has a podcast called The Good, the Dad, and the Ugly. she is named Courtney McGinnis and she has a podcast. The Narcissistas, did I say it right? They're already giggling and look at each other. It's so gross. We are so excited to have them.

They're going to talk all about their disgustingly adorable relationship with us. Their engagement. Welcome to the studio, guys. Thank you for being here. Thank you. Newly engaged. That's your number one credit. We're engaged.

Should we do like an awesome twins thing? I love you. See, it's pretty fun. We're so connected. Our relationship's perfect. Next question. The podcast is over. Also, I just have to say, Courtney, I met you.

When I moved here, Courtney runs a show in the East Village every Wednesday night with a guy named Tom. It's very funny. I moved here, lived here like a week, and I went to that show because a mutual friend knows Tom. And it was my first experience in New York after moving here. I mean, I've been to shows, but since I lived here, and it was your birthday. Oh, God. And I was like, this girl's the best. I was like, I just want to be friends with her.

She was so funny, so wasted. Like, what's up, y'all? And I was like, first of all, I want to do this show. Second of all, I just, like, want to be friends with her. Oh, my God, I love you so much. As soon as I met, well, I saw you do comedy in Atlanta, so I, like, knew you. So when you came to that show, I was like, oh, yeah, I know this fucking bitch. And then, yeah, we started talking, and I was like, sisters.

And I think maybe you weren't with Casey then. So, you were with somebody else. No, I was not. No. Oh, secretly you were. No, I think, wait, how many years ago? This was early 2017, like February. Oh, so no, we weren't together.

But then I feel like I watched you guys on, like, Bloom on Instagram. The next year's birthday is when we started dating. Oh, my God. How long did you guys been together then? Like a year and a half? Two and a half years. Mm-hmm. Is the math right?

Yeah. Engaged. Maybe a damn right. Yes. Isn't it nice? Yeah, I look at you to it. I'm like, they fuck. Like, I can just see.

One, one time. Oh, my God. It wasn't that cool. We're all actually going to fuck after this. Yeah. So I want to let the audience in to know, we're going to have a threesome. There's four of us. Just a certain.

Someone's going to be sitting on the outside. Listen, I'm a lot of fun in the boudoir. But no, we fuck. It's cool. So we've only been dating for two and a half years, but we've been friends since 2011. A long time, baby. So we, he always had a girlfriend or I had a boyfriend. We were always friends.

And so then when we started dating, like, we moved in together like six months. We were like, I was like, as soon. we started dating, I was like, you're never going to leave me. We are going to get married. You're mine forever. She said that her first day. Wait, really? Was it like that?

She told me knife to my throat, but it was very fast. Wait, okay. So I mean, we don't need to tell us the whole story of day one meeting, but I'm intrigued now that you guys were like friends. Same. Was it flirty? I don't know. I was, and she was trying, but I was pretty respectful.

No, I don't think we were that. We weren't very flirty. No, I think what I liked about him, you do stand up. You're in, you know, around community. But you're around comedians. It's terrible, don't dare it. It's horrible. But comedians are so flirty, and I think why I really liked him and was so, he was just

like normal to me. He was never trying to bang me. You know, he's never trying to like finger me after I bombed. You know what I mean? That's the daddy hell. The daddy tool around him. That's my husband. Yeah, no, I wasn't trying to bang.

I just thought you were cool and funny. So I liked hanging around you. Yeah. Yeah. So it sounds like you guys always had other, you're always dating other people. Yeah. And then was it the thing? You realize you're both single.

Did you ask around on a date or how did it? Rows were both single. We were just hanging out, cranking a few brews. Well, we, I knew we were on a show together. We're on a show together. We got drunk after. And then on the subway home, we were like, that's what happened. You have to get drunk.

Like, people ask how do I get over the hump with a friend that I'm interested in? You just have to get drunk. You got to get drunk. Like, we're soberly just sitting there just like making out of the phone? No. What the fuck? No. Also, just be an alcoholic in general.

It's more fun. Yeah. Just be hammered all the time and cool things will happen. You're sober. You're in recovery. Just, we're not judging you. You guys are doing great. But I mean, if you don't have a problem, just fucking around the wave, brother.

I got to tell you, I've been riding the wave all week. I feel terrible. Yes, me too. I've been drinking. I've been drinking everything in sight. Mostly Rosee, but I've been out with girlfriends every week. So nobody's fucked me. week.

Oh my God. Well, that's why we're here. Thank you. I thought you're just going to stand in the corner and hold the camera. I'm going to be a camera. I'm going to get a Gatorade. Some foot rubs. Thanks,

Cote. So I'll be making some rain sounds. Just trying to get everyone settled in. But yeah, we were drunk in the train. And then there was just the point where, like, made a guy in contact. I was like,

oh, what's it? Like, he thinks that I tried to kiss him and I thought he tried to kiss me. But it just like, we were literally just probably. Did you guys kiss on the train? Mm-hmm. You kissed on the train.

What was it? What was that? It was a L train. Oh my God. That's when it broke down. Yeah. That's it. They thought it was Sandy.

It was the power of that kiss. We had to shut it down every weekend. They flooded. They thought it was Sandy. The flood was me. The train flooded that night. It was really nice. Now you're engaged.

Now we're engaged. He's going to be my husband. He can never leave me. Before we get into like your relationship stuff, you got to tell this engagement story. because a couple weeks ago, like I said, I talked about wanting to get proposed to after a show, and you, exactly, that's what happened to you, you stole my dream.

You must have a lot of, so I want to hear, Yeah, don't you forget it, Ashley. That's what you get. I want to hear Casey, like, planning. So I planned it. Also, can I preface? Him planning something is a big deal.

Okay, I love him with all my heart, but that is not his strong suit. Very dumb, very dumb. Can barely walk. Well, there's that meme, and it was like every girl I know juggling all these things. Like for you would be like comedy, day job, all these things. Feeding your family in another country, like whatever. And then you're the, it's the man made a reservation once, but the restaurant was closed.

Yeah, I do that kind of shit all the time. I'll bear flowers like once a month. I'll be like, well, my job down here. Okay. I'll take that. That's great. She likes it. Absolutely.

She likes it. I just dumb bitch. I don't go. I'm like, you go. I'm going to pass out. on the bat. The story, we were at a wedding in Mexico. And it was very beautiful.

We've been to like, I don't know, fucking 10 weddings in the past two years. Or a lot of fun. And, uh, travel a lot. I feel like all your, you just go to weddings. It is crazy. She's got a million friends. Oh, I'm hot and fun.

What do you want for me? Yeah, you are. And she's like the fun one of all her friends because I, like, want to keep her around. I was been invited the two weddings in my life. One I, I, one I came out. It was a New Jersey. One was like your brother. No, it was some, some high, some college friends.

It was a new. Jersey and I didn't know. I thought you can get anywhere to New Jersey on the path. And so I didn't look it up until that day and I was like three hours away to take two buses. I had to walk through the woods to get this wedding. I was like, no one's going to notice. I come out of the woods and there's a whole line of people to greet the bride and groom and everybody just turns and looks at me wandering out of the woods. And I tried to hide in the back line. What were you wearing? I had a suit. Not a jacket. Yeah, I just go on the woods and see it like the fucking soprano. This is before we were together.

Anyway, so that's why I'm not invited many weddings. So we've been to a lot. We're in Mexico. I'm sitting around this beautiful like cabana type of thing. And I'm just feeling the love. And I'm sitting on the, I'm just drinking a beer on her little porch. And I look in and she's taking a nap.

And she's laying there in one tit out, snoring. And I was like, that's my girl for life. And I decided right then that I was going to do it. And so I told a bunch of people. people of me. I just got too excited. And I told some friends. And I asked her friends, her two best friends, Brittany and Will. Well, you called my parents first, right?

Well, no, no. I told your parents like a week later, because I got her grandmother's ring. So I had to, like, set it up with them and talk to her dad and all that stuff. I love it. So then I had to plan for like three months. And I, both their families knew. They're all kind of drunk. So I'm like, one of these fucking idiots is going to ruin it. What? Somebody's going to fucking ruin it. It was so close. I don't know how it didn't get ruined. And so I got the ring.

We went to a funeral for her great aunt or something. He said that all sexy. It went to a funeral. Where's going? It was very, went to a funeral. I posted a live show and they were at a funeral. So anyway,

we go to a funeral and their mom slips me the ring at the funeral. And we stay up. We get drunk with her grandpa. It was very emotional, very nice. And then I kept wavering back and forth because after I already knew I was going to do it, and I asked her friends if I should do it at the battery ballroom show. We were just like vaguely talking.

talking about engagements and like what would be a nice scenario. And one of the things is like, would you like to have it at a comedy show? She's like, I was like, ew, no. Yeah, she said no. And I was like, oh, fuck. Because I'd already told her parents, like, her parents were coming. All her friends were coming in from other cities. So I was like, I'm kind of paired myself in a corner.

So I kept like wavering being like, I think I just do it like somewhere and like over a nice dinner or whatever. And they kept being like, no. She says she doesn't want it. She called my podcast coho's my best friend. And he was like, I don't think I should do it. She said she didn't want it. And he goes, listen to me.

She doesn't know what the fuck she wants. I love that. That's what everyone needs to give us friends. It's great. Yeah. Also, like, Courtney, you like, you like attention. Like, bitch. Yes.

I get engaged. I want people to be like, cheery. Yeah. Like when I walk somewhere and people don't notice my ring, I'm like, you, people are dead to me. I have a list of every comedian who hasn't said. Yeah. It's true. She brings out a block.

But I thought he was going to do it at like my weekly show or someplace. Like, the Barry Ballroom is like a big show for us to put on. It's a big deal for us. We put a lot of work into it. Like that I would want. You didn't ask that. I thought you were going to like come to stand up New York while I was fucking bombing a check spot. I see.

I see. The stage is like for people that don't know what Bowery Barham is, the stage is large. It's huge. I saw Solanginels. Gorgeous venue. It's like, it's like historic for New York City. Incredible. It was like a big deal.

It was in Coyote Ugly. I mean, that's all you need to know. These girls are like, you're old. I know. What is that movie? We're having a coyote, ugly themed wedding. We are. We are.

Are you really? Can we come? Well, either way, it's going to be coyote. I will dance on a bar. That's really the same. But also you guys are my only brides, man. You know, I felt like you were going to ask. I didn't know what point in the show, but I felt like you were asked.

We just met today, but I can feel it. It's a vibe. Yeah, I know. People either love me or they hate me. I feel like we're going to love each other. You do have so many friends, though. I want to, I know all Casey deals with that. Because I feel like you have a ton of.

We'll get there. We'll get there. We'll get there. So I had a plan. And then I was talking with her co-host, Tom. And I was like, we're setting it up. And I told, like, my two best friends. And then finally, it was the time of the show.

And Tom kept trying to make, like, last minute changes. He's like, all right, I'm going to be over here. And then you're going to do it. I'm like, Tom, just get off the stage and shut the hell up. So I was, like, pacing around the venue before it happened. He told me he had a spot at the comedy seller. And so that's why he wasn't going to be at the show. So I was, like, a little disappointed.

But I was like, you can't, that's a bit. you can't turn. I like that he already put it in his head that you weren't, he wasn't coming. Yeah. He put it in your head. Was this end of the show, right? It's the very end of the show.

Tom, my cohoes runs up the stairs and he's panting out of breath. He's like, hey, sorry. I just had to check on the DJ. I was like, what the fuck is wrong with you? So bad a line.

And then he goes, oh, I have one surprise for the end of the show. He told you? He did know, he goes, I have one surprise for you in the audience. And I go, oh, this fucking dork got t-shirts made. I was like, this is so embarrassing.

We're at the Barry Ballroom, I'm trying to be cool, and you got T-shirts made. Because he's, like, nerdy. He's nerdy. He looks like Dan Humphrey's also. Oh, my guy, he's so cute. It's very hot, very dorky. So he's like, I just have to run off to the side of the stage and get something really quick. This is at the very end of show last comic.

And then I sneak up. So before I'm going up, like, I'm trying to hide, but people keep coming out to, like, I'm like, dodge of my dumpster and stuff. I come in and, like, some of the audience members are friends that are hammered. Your friend Dave was like, hey, guys say, I'm like, shut the fuck. Oh, my God. I was like, don't tell him here. It's like, okay.

And it goes back and tells his wife, he's like, okay, she's here. And she's like, okay. Jesus Christ. So I'm sneaking around. I'm literally hiding. I was hiding by the ATM machine behind a curtain for a while. I'm like, well, this is ridiculous.

So I just went up in the street. My buddy's Will and Pat, who I do the podcast with, came out there, just hyped me up. We're wrestling around. And then right at the end, he just went off the side.

I snuck up around and I popped on stage. I got in the video. video you see I'm like so big and weird I just like lunge out of the shadow on me it is funny it's it's on instagram it's on instagram you guys should check out this video it's very funny it's on your highlights yeah it's on i just have it on the main feed okay well we had a professional videographer and photographer at the show so we already like have professional it is kind of off to the side like you're right you did just like lunge out of the show yeah like i just feel like i just pass out like he was just gonna scoop me up in a bag

No, no notice. Like, who kidnapped the comedian? Was that a bit? Well, I just saw the girls, so we had a whole front row of, like, the regulars of our weekly show, and they start going, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. And then I turned around, and his big, dumb face was on one night. I was like, ah! Yeah, she dropped to the ground.

I dropped to the ground. It was really cute. Everybody's going to go watch it right now. Yes, you're going to get so many views on it. It was a lot. The crowd exploded. It was like WrestleMania. My own personal WrestleMania moment.

I just cry. I rub my shirt off and flex. I think you, like, don't know how, like, you know, you probably think about how you would react when you get proposed to. I didn't cry when I was proposed to. Oh, wow. I didn't cry, and I cry at everything. Every day.

But I was in, I do cry a lot. I'm a cry. You were in such shock. Yeah, I was in such shock. All the pictures, my mouth is just, like, dropped open. And I went to get my ring resize the next week, and it finally fit me. I uncontrollably cried at the girl at the jewelry store. And I was like, I'm sorry, it's just really special.

And she's like, that'll be $60. She's like, wouldn't indulge the moment. So now we've gone to the end of your relationship, which is your engagement. So I want to back up and actually talk about your relationship. Sure. Okay, so we were really excited to have you on the show to talk about is you're in the same industry. And like, how do you deal with it? Like, she's more successful than you.

Like, how are you dealing with that? Shamed, God damn. Well, I'm not fucking dealing with it right now. There's gotcha goddamn journalism here. Gotcha, sure. Gotcha,

bitch. Fucking John Sossel over here. You guys both do amazing stuff. Like, Casey, you've done a ton of TV stuff. And now you're doing this, like, what, the comedy seller, their show on Comedy Central, you do,

you guys are killing it. But there's comedy. I mean, there's totally somebody gets something another person doesn't have. Well, I'm just going to say it. I have never.

never been on TV. I've never had a late night spot. I've never had an album. I don't have a manager. I don't have like a lot of things. And Casey, you know, is very successful, but like, deservedly so. And so, like, for him, I don't think he would be able to answer the question. But for me, it is, like, really fucking hard. And it's really embarrassing to admit. I feel my cheeks getting flush. But, like, it is very, very embarrassing to admit that, like, I do compare myself to him because we're together every single fucking day. And I know we're completely different comics and we both have our own journey and I have my own good stuff going on too. But it's just, it's so unbelievably hard. People are always like, oh, it must be so much easier

to date a comic. And it's like, we're so busy. We really have to schedule time to be together. Otherwise, we just totally lose an entire week, not spending any time together. And then also, like, it's really hard to be like the one who's like, I'm obviously so happy for him. That's not even in question, but it is hard to be the one who's like, okay, well, I guess not, you know, it's like you just feel like, oh, everything's happening for everyone else. And really, it's like so many good things are happening for him. But I see him every single day and he's the one I talk to all the time. And, you know, so should we talk about something else?

Also, I think there's a couple things there. Like, it would be probably even more difficult if it was the opposite. If you were the more successful one, just because we're talking about like men and women. Yeah. Also, I think you are like a strong woman. So you're not out here ever just trying to be like someone's cheerleader. you're trying to make it on your own. No, I'm trying to, you know, make sure he never leaves me, you know,

capture him, control him, have him at my every beck and call, and then I'll go out and do my thing, you know? I think whether you're in the same industry or not, like, I think not every, most people cannot relate to dating somebody in the exact same industry as them, but like, I think that when you're a similar age and you're both, like, climbing the corporate ladder and one person just keeps succeeding and succeeding and the other person doesn't. It's hard to be excited for that person because you can't, like,

out of your own way. It's disappointing. I'm not saying you feel like that. I'm just like, I've been with people that have felt like that about me. Yeah. Well, I think it's like the, it's not like you're not excited. It's just you're like, you're like, you get so excited and you're like, oh my God, this is amazing. And then when you like get on the subway to your day job, you're like, fuck, I haven't, you know, I've been doing comedy almost as long. And then you like, it's just like that sabotaging yourself, which I do that. Everyone does that. Yeah. And you like compare yourself. That's why I like have to mute a bunch of people on Instagram because I like just when I'm so happy for my friend's success, but I, if I scroll past, like, all these people I started

comedy with, this is, like, very vulnerable for me to a fan, but it's true. It's like, you know, scroll past all these people that I, you know, are so successful. I'm like, not, not happy for them. It's just like, I feel like, oh, I'm doing something wrong when really it's just like, my time will come. It's just like, you know. Well, you also are like marrying the love your life, so that's a big feat that people don't get to do. Yeah. It's pretty cool. Yeah. Fuck all you single hose. I'm just, I'm not, I'm just saying. that because it's like it's a really special thing you know that a lot of people want so I'm

people probably feel the same about you like yeah yeah sure these people that are whatever maybe they're killing it in comedy or whatever but they're they cannot find somebody that they love and they can they want so desperately to be engaged married have children and here you are yeah flaunting it and I'm trying to get pregnant tonight but I just like also we all do that this wasn't the topic but I just like what you said about muting people I did that like I there was a one girl I can think of and now we're cool and we're friends and she's living a totally different life than me. But I just stopped following her because I was like, I just don't need it in my. I just can't.

My brain is so sensitive. I think a lot of people relate to that. I think it's, I like the sentiment a lot. I think a lot of girls sit on the subway on their way to work every day. It's scrolling their feet being like, not as sex, sexful as her. I'm not as like, I said that word weird, but I'm not as skinny as she is. That's what I do. I'm like, she's so hot.

Her skin's so great. I know that's Photoshop as her. Yeah. Do you guys collaborate a lot? Like, I'm sure you guys kind of have made each other. are better. Yeah, no, we do. We talk about jokes a lot. We did, we recently did, we went to a friend Chris and Emily's wedding and they had a stand-up show, which we're a little hesitant to do because it's like, I don't know, we're going to be hanging. Like the night before. Okay. It wasn't like,

because there was a lot of comedians there. So, no. DeCasey headline and you were upset. I'm kidding. She would not let me get it. She ripped the microphone on my hands. I was like, get me. I'm doing my jokes. Go ahead, Annie. She yells at, I wrote those jokes for you. It sucks. You don't even know. Yeah, she was really made difficult. No, we did it together and we like roasted them together. It was a lot of fun. We really tore them up.

We were both about, I was about 10 tequila sunrises deep. Tequila sunrise. It's a very nice drink. And we had tequila sunrise. It is orange juice, tequila and greening, I believe. But it's settled. It settles like a sunrise. Oh, that's why it's called that.

People are always like, rain is a stupid one. I get it. No, we both get it. Thanks, guys. I feel like, we know you are stupid. We do each other's podcasts and stuff. Like, we did, like, a web series. Yeah, we, like, do a lot of stuff together.

And we definitely make each other better. And joke writing together is so much fun. Also, Courtney, you need to mention this. You have a pretty cool day job. Yeah. You, like, designed what? Underwear? Yes, I did.

For airy, which I love airy. I have a lot of airy things. Yeah, yeah. It's definitely, it's very cool. I know. But like we were saying, everyone is successful in their own right. But that you just like dwell on the things that you don't have. Yeah, exactly.

One thing that bounces out is I will never have money. So if you can count on that. I will always be poor, honey. So no matter what happens. All right. We're going to deep dive on that. Do you just spend every dollar you get? I'd spend it all.

No, I mean, comedy. Let's deep dive into that. Why do? I'm deep dive into your broke ass. I've gotten like some things in comedy, but they're like, you know, if you're getting paid solely off comedy, it's like spread out. And it's,

so I'm still working like three or four other jobs. So, you know, I'm always poor, always hustling walking dogs, picking up couches, selling beer at the zoo. I hosted bingo last night.

I do whatever the fuck. Anyone asked me. But people don't realize that about comedy. And it's, I mean, I guess it's kind of a cool thing, but they, like,

people probably think that, like, you've been on late night, that you're, you have a, you have a, you have a half hour special. Yeah,

so they pay, you know, that's like one payment, late night as, one payment. Right. And then I, you know,

you buy like 12 t-shirts and a bunch of $15 sandwiches. You were buying a lot of t-shirts and expensive sandwiches. I did. I love t-shirts. And high-end sandwiches. All bar t-shirts. Every bar I went into.

As soon as I got the paycheck from the half hour, like any bar are going to do them, you guys have merch? I don't take that. Okay. I have a question then. Yeah. If people submit Ashley puts me on our story,

asking for like couple's questions, people said like, how do you get your partner to stop spending extraneous money? I don't spend, I don't spend my money ridiculously. But it's just, don't have a lot. So I don't spend

like on big things. Like I guess I do have a lot of t-shirts. But I don't know. Do you think I spend my money ridiculously? No, I think I mean, I think you have to be thrifty. I think when you got that half hour check,

you were just like, I've never had money in my life. And it was honestly fun to watch. I was really tailspin. I think one thing I'll say about you guys, I really feel like one of reasons I want to have you on here is I just feel like you guys are true like ride or die couple.

I feel like you could be living. in like a penhouse overlooking the park or lead like homeless on the streets and still be obsessed with each other. I've been homeless. It's pretty cool. Wait, wait, this is great.

When we met, he was homeless. I would love that. Yeah. You guys just seem like, oh yeah, I was homeless when we met. Yeah. That's right. Like I like the way you talked about money.

You were like, I spend this money and she's like cool with it. Like you just seem like you're very comfortable with each other's decisions. And that's, I think the goal in life is to find a partner. You feel like that bad. You know what his mom said to me

when we started dating? She was like, you're the only girlfriend he's had that hasn't tried to change him. And I think that's what a lot of girls do is like, and a lot of my friends do, and I have done every relationship before him is like you are with someone who like, whatever, meets a certain criteria, but you want to do. They make you laugh. They make you laugh. So you're like, but I can fix all the other side.

Exactly. Perfect example. No, no breaking wild horse. Oh, God. Oh, God. Try it. Ashley and I've tried it. It doesn't worry.

And I've tried it. We're like, he's such a nice guy. He's funny. I'll just change everything about him. I'm going to be. But I love that you said that again. Like, did you ever even feel like, were you just like, I don't care. I fucking love this dude no matter what.

Absolutely. Like from when we started a date, like everything about, he's late to everything. And when we first started, like in the past, I would have freaked out. And sometimes I do, but I, shut up. But I feel like with him, I'm like, if that's the worst thing that, like, I have to worry about. I am so fine letting that go. And like we went to couples therapy and stuff to like kind

of figure out how to talk to each other about the little stuff better. But like overall as a person exactly who he is is like exactly who I want to be with. Oh, that's nice, honey. I'm late. I'm like that.

I'm so gross. I hate you guys. I'm like to. Also, I'm going to film you guys sometimes if you guys want to like finger back. We're going to take another quick break while you If you guys want to fuck really quick. She's going to have a quick orgasm. Okay.

But I can only come when he's on top. And Casey, obviously, you feel the same way. Yeah. You're not trying to change. Oh, no, I don't want to change. No, I love her so much. She's so much fun. Just finger banged her.

I just finger banged her is very cool. Four fingers in there. You got a whole fist up there. I got all the thumb one fit, but we're working on. I've got a huge pussy. It's gigantic. Lose your keys in there. But no, she's very cool.

And it was great. I have been, like, in a lot of long-term. I've been, like... He's only had long-term relationships. I pretty much only been in long-term relationships. And I was always, like, just them getting mad at me because I'm being an idiot. And, like, trying to change me.

But it's very difficult to change. I had to grow and become an adult. So I think we both came together at the right times. That, you know, we both went through some... Our wilder phases, and now we're cool. And I wouldn't want to change a damn thing. You think it's with age, though. That sounds.

Definitely help. I say, what are you guys? 17. 19. Not if you get four fingers in your poison. I'm 31. I'm 33. Jesus age.

You guys are older than us. I'm going to jump out the window. Jesus. More gotcha journalism. You're not. You're not. Me. No, I just love that you said that.

Did you feel like in past relationships you tried to change guys? Girl, I did just go with the flow no matter what? I dated white rappers. I tried to change. change everybody. Yes. I've dated white rappers. I used to be a shot girl. I used to like, anybody we'd know of like Mac Miller. Oh, baby, no. Unless you know, no. First of all, look you boom, boom down, you know, she did him for a while. No, I did. I'm just joking. I just no. No, unless you, unless you're, unless you're familiar with, uh, the Northern Virginia area

white rapids. It's very small. You know, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's, I don't talk about it a lot, but I am. This is like pre-Soundcloud, so it's extra sad. What were their names, honey? Well, there was homegrown. Cheeto? No, Cheeto was just a regular guy? He was a graffiti guy. Homegrown Cheeto.

Big Bong. Who was it? Who was it? He dated somebody named Big Bong. I did date someone named Cheeto and someone named Screw. Screw. Screw. Be cool.

Pretty cool stuff. Yeah, I was like, they're a drug dealer, but I'm going to make a I'm good. Yeah, it's crazy. Only the good drugs. Only the high-end stuff. Or the whole, like, I want to change the bad boy thing. That was my whole shit.

Yeah. Every boy, except for maybe like the last two, but like everyone up until I was like maybe 26, 27 was like a drug dealer or graffiti artist or white rapper. Or all three. Or all three. Or all three. Yeah. Yeah, I think we both had that the opposite.

She had a real like bad boy thing and I had a really good girl thing. Like hers crush when she was younger was Eminem. Hell yeah. mine was Katie Holmes from Bouthen's Creek. I had a big poster. It was my first, like, girl I pulled. My dad bought her from me from Walmart. And I remember, like, I went through, like, bikini girls.

And I was like, there she is. You know your dad bought that for you and he was like, no, he's like, you know, you want a bikini. I'm like, no, I want her in a son hat. Just her face. No body. So we have, you're like Natalie. Yeah. Sonia, I'm going to sit me down and tell you this day.

I was going to assume he called you with that. You're going to assume we called her. I was behind my bag. To my face. At my birthday. he spelled out in letters on the cake it was very sad no he is so

I think I tried dating like girls like that when I was younger and then they would always end up getting mad at me because you know I'm cool I'm fine I like party get out there mix it up so then that didn't work and I think we both realized we need a little good

and a little bag makes the magic happen baby you guys you guys are obsessed with each other like every time I see you have your tongues are down each other so I looked when outside buzzing you guys in and you were like

already doing it. Yeah. Ashley looks at me and he's fucking guys. Do you get tired of each other? Or is it just a love fest all the time? No, it's not. No, wait, we fight. We fight.

I think we like are really, we either are screaming at each other or we're deeply in love. There's very little in the middle. It's a lot of passion. It's very nice. But you're making it work. I mean, I had a relationship like that

and it did not work. Yeah. So, I mean, you know. We've learned out of screaming at each other or let them like just get, I think we just deal with the fights. That's what we're going to a couple of therapies better. I think when we get into a fight,

like, you just get angry to me and I kind of get very passive and like shut down. And then I get, and then that makes me more mad. And that makes me more mad. And I don't get to the point where like only screaming back would do the trick. But I think we've both learned. I've learned how to be less like passive and just trying to like figure things out.

Yeah, I think we're just overall more calm for sure. But I think like we're just very passionate people. That's like how we just are. I'm like that with my friends too. Like every time I get drunk, I'm like, you're the most special important person in the world, you know? And I'm very like, like my best friend Will, he's met my best friend since the day I met him in high school.

And I was like, well, this is it. You can never get away from me. This is a theme in your life. Yeah. I want to talk about couples therapy. I did not think this would come up and I'm so excited it did. Because a lot of people asked us about this. And I was like, couples therapy, they're not, they're so in love.

And so I think people listen to this podcast and they're like, this is the most aspirational couple. They're so in love. They're making out the whole time. So how did you guys decide to go to a couple's therapy and how did it like change your relationship? I think we were just like, we knew that we were really in love and like is everything's going great. But the way we would fight in like the things.

It's unproductive. There's the same things coming up over and over and we just realized like. It's just a pat. Like we both go to therapy separately. So I think that helps us be a little more self-aware. We were literally like having the same fight, same issue, not resolving it over and over. And then after like a year, it was like, what the fuck?

Like, we just need someone to help us. A mediator. Yeah, it's like, because obviously we love each other. We want to understand each other. We're just not communicating it the right way. And so this girl I work with recommended this amazing, amazing woman who just like seriously changed our entire relationship. Like, I know on the outside it's always looked like so great, but that's like the

Instagram thing, right? Like we're just posting. And you're not posting. We always joke. You don't start fighting and turn on your Instagram. And I'm like, hold on, let me get this. I've got videos. I've heard of throwing knives.

Shut up. Did you guys? So my fear with couples therapy and like my parents tried to do it is like, you know, you say things in that room that you can never take back because it's like a safe space. So I think that's probably people's feared. Like did that ever happen to you guys? There was a girl. So one of my coworkers recommended it and another coworker had gone to it.

And that's how she broke things off with her ex-fiance. She was like, we went there. we realized we just were fundamentally couldn't make it work. Well, that's, yeah. But then that could happen too, which is good. Yeah, which is a good thing now. So I think either way, like, even if you're scared, like, don't you want to get out of the relationship if it's not right?

Like, I just also think I had a relationship and this isn't about me as about you guys. I was in a relationship with a comedian. We fought so hard. It was terrible. It was super volatile. But it was like there was so much to work for because we were like so in love when we were. Yeah. So it's just like you want to see everything.

We went to couples therapy. We tried it out. we were in individual therapy. We brought them together. Like, I think the, like, those super passionate relationships you sometimes get on both sides. Yeah. You like love hard and fight hard.

Yeah. Not always. But were you scared? It's better than just mediocrity. For sure. Absolutely. You know. Well, I mean, we're all in entertainment.

Like, that's, you want that, like, those highs, you know? But it sounds like you guys had something to, like, fight for. Like, I was with somebody who I knew the relationship was going to add. I wouldn't have gone to couple's therapy with him because fundamentally we were just, it wasn't going to work. There was a reason to go. a couple's therapy. I've done that when like one person knows it's not going to work and they're just

kind of like appease the other person. And I may have like, I've known people have broken up in the room and stuff. But I wasn't, I knew like, because I knew the things we were coming up against like we could work through. We just both needed a different perspective. Yeah.

And I found it much better. Even I found it better than regular therapy because you have like someone else to talk about your issues with and like bounce things off of when sometimes in regular therapy. I'm just like speaking into a void. Also my therapist doesn't really give me advice or. also he's on Medicaid she's not that she's on medicaid i don't even think she really works there i don't know what's going on you see a separate separate one together right yeah we have a separate one together okay and then and then we go

together we actually she graduated us yeah she said everyone else come back anymore what yeah and she's never heard of wait i feel emotional that's crazy how did you decide you had graduated we like she decided right where she did she like we really worked through a lot of things that we came to her with and she was like she's like yeah we can end on this one I don't think you guys need to come back she was like she gave us like a packet that we could like read through if we ever go through a shoe she's like call me if something comes up and then she was like once you're like married down the road we can do a little deeper dive it's actually really interesting what she told us is like you find your perfect match based on your childhood trauma of course so like I went through puberty really early and he went through puberty really late and that like affected us in different ways. He's like, I got over-sexualized, and he, like, so it's like... I was afraid of women. So, like, we match up perfectly. That's where the guy.

And, like, even if you don't realize on the surface what it is, like, ours is pretty obvious and simple, but, like, a lot... Every relationship is like that, even in your friendships. I have so many more questions for you guys. Okay. Also, my therapist sent me home because she was like, there's no hope. No hope. Actually got fired.

No, we... I went in there after our final, one of our final breakups, and I was like, I think we're done here. like she didn't cry because she, you know, legally can or whatever. I don't. And I was just like, we're done here because she was like, it's just funny that you said that because I left, but she was like, that's never going to work. I decided that too.

He did something terrible. So was one of your issues, communication, like what you not being able to say, like, what was it at its core? You don't have to tell us what you guys fought about. But did you have to like, or tell us, you know. I think it was just use as communication fear. I think I've got a lot of, I didn't realize I had so many, like, trust issues and fear. And I like, I didn't realize I was like an innately jealous.

person and it's something I think a lot of my relationships in the past I was kind of like one foot out the door a lot of the time so I didn't really care that much so I wasn't as invested and this is the first time I was like fully invested so every little thing would kind of scare me and I'd get freaked out and then it would kind of you know prey on the things that were traumatic to her so it would like make her more upset so I always felt like he was just like calling me a slut It's the first time I'm not a slime. Yeah, it was just very painful. And then I had to grow and just get better at that.

And me comparing the comedy thing too came up a lot. Because I was like, you know, that's really fucking hard. But I don't know. I think we work. Can we, I want to know specifics because I know people want to know. How long did you guys go to therapy? Six months? Something like that.

Once a month. How long do we go? We didn't go that many times. It was really expensive. I feel like five times. That's a lot. That's the hurdle for a lot of people. It's a lot.

How much is it like ballpark? We went to a really good lady, but it was like $250. Oh, that's a lot of money. When I went, the way that we worked it out was we brought both of our therapists in there. So we're each paying them. We're like, fucking, God damn, this is the most expensive hour. But so you probably went to like... We went to like six or...

Six sessions? Something like that. Yeah, I don't know. She also like helped us out a little bit on some of them, but like the first one, she gave it to us for a break because she knew we were like, you know, younger, but... Yeah. I just, I love this message so much. I think people have a very close-minded view that like if you go to therapy so early in a relationship,

the relationship's doomed. It's like it's probably going to end up better than people that thought they never needed it. You know, like I just think it's like you're actually trying to change and like put in the work. Yeah. And it was also happened we, I guess we started going like after we moved in together. So it's like we want to build a life together and build a home together and learn how to live together and like both like coming home. Yeah. Yeah. I think it was really important. I have recommended her. I've emailed her to every one of my friends in relation. Like, I cannot recommend it enough. Like, I'm not, I don't think we have broken up, but it's just made every single thing easier. Oh my God. It sounds like you, like, found a person you wanted to fight for.

And like, I've been in relationships with people. I just knew that, like, it wouldn't matter. We could have got all the therapy in the world. We could have gone to $500 sessions every single day of the week. I was never going to be in love with that person or proud of that person or whatever it is. So like I think before you go to therapy, you should ask yourself that question maybe. Absolutely. And be honest. Do I want to fight for this at all? Not like, don't ask yourself, do I want to be single? Ask yourself, like, is this the person? Because I think I've done that a lot too, where I just didn't want to be single. That's such a good call arena. Like, it's not, your couple's therapy isn't going to change who a person is at their core. I went to that. We went to

that as like a last ditch effort because we just still were really in love with each other. So, yeah, it's not, like, it's not going to make someone like that you think is a piece of shit turn into. No, I'm glad that you guys went, because I think that you guys really were so in love and you just had no idea how to communicate with each other, and you were just angry at each other all the time. And I think that, like, I would absolutely say go

in those situations. I think what's so important is, it's all that childhood trauma stuff, like, the shit that comes down on those, that you're like, oh, I never knew that I had abandoned issues. For sure, like, whatever it may be. And they're like, but your dad left you. Of course you.

Oh, yeah, he did. That's wonderful. You're like Casey, you used to be homeless. I was homeless. Maybe moving in together as a trigger. Well, I think it was lost. Like, my parents got divorced when I was in utero. So I never, like, had a steady relationship to look up to.

I was very sick when I was little. So, like, I got a lot of attention. And then that stopped me. Well, look, who's the big comedian now. So, like, I didn't realize all the shit I had that was, like, just fearing people are going to leave me. Even with my friends, like, Will, I just tell them all of the, yeah, like, you're well.

We both have best friends named Will. that we're co-dependent with. More cute stuff from me too. We're very all codependent. So, yeah. But we just learned how to communicate. And now we're planning in a wedding. Oh, yeah.

We fuck a lot. We can't figure it out. I'm glad you brought a fucking. I want to tell you really just lead this right into the topic. Guys, I want to talk about how you keep the spark alive. Okay. I know you're obsessed to each other, but pretend you're a regular couple. No, no, no.

Okay. I'm sorry. Can I just, also like, I think we have the best sex ever. Yeah. When we go home afterwards. We have no comedy show. We put our phones away. We just hang out.

We talk. We like catch up. We like make each other laugh. We'll like have some wine. We'll just like hang out and be connected with each other and not just like fucking around other things. It is like and then maybe smoke a little pot. That never hurts, you know. Takes a bills.

Take some bills. I love that you said that. Disconnect. Spend time together and not focus on anyone else. Don't talk about bullshit. Just like those nights where we stay in and we like. order food and watch a movie or the nights we have the best sex. Also, dirty talk, roll play.

You know, don't be yourself. Yeah, don't be yourself. I put on a dreadlock wig to remind of her. Oh, my God. My rapper boyfriends. A little Cheeto dust. I have a poochishel necklace. Oh, my gosh.

Okay, for long, no pukeshell. Do you wrap their old songs? I know why you guys are fucking. What I wish. My name is Casey, I'm here to say. I beat this pussy up in every way. She's getting to wipe this couch down. Oh, my name is Casey.

I'm here to say. I'm going to beat this pussy up in every way. It's going to be in my head for the rest of the night. It's pretty cool. It's going to be the intro to this episode. Did you guys have great sex from day one? Was it like, oh, when we, when we, When we first started dating, I couldn't sit down.

Oh, my God. I was chafed. I seriously, I was so chafed. We would fuck like six times a day. There was a day. We fucked eight times. We were like, doll. You had to put a hose on us.

It was wild. And I'm a horny person for sure, but like that was like nothing I've ever experienced. We would fucking every like a house party. We'd sneak away. Yeah. My friend's engagement party. We had sex in the bathroom. A couple's missus.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Nothing gets me going more. It is a massage. You're already naked and you're all lubed up. Good. You guys are that fucking couple that like comes out of the bathroom at every party. Your hair's all messed up.

My pants run backwards. What? Oh. Are you guys still fucking like that now? We down and down a little. I would say it's, you know, a few times a week now. You can't keep that kind of pace up. But we'll go through stretches.

Physically. Yeah. Basically, you're going to have 30s. Yeah, I mean, come on. We need, neither of us eat vegetables. Like,

we're not going to fuck like that. My skin need to grow back. Seriously. Yeah. After 30, they're one shot and done. Absolutely. Do we definitely have sex a couple times a week?

I mean, I think it like has slowed down, but now we're like at a good thing. Yeah, we'll go through phases. That's where we're getting after it. And then... It sounds like you guys also prioritize your time.

Like, I just love that you said that. Like, I think it's setting aside time to like just focus on each other, put your phones away. It's so important. I'm on my phone. sometimes.

Oh my God. Funny YouTube videos. Shut up. Like, fail videos. Like BMX fails. What? I want to talk about dirty talk.

I want to talk about BMX fail. Oh, they're awesome. I can talk all day. Are you like a B of X guy? No, I'm just shocked. Okay.

You guys watch porn way? Are you guys? We've done that. Yeah. We've done that. Yeah. Yeah. We did a lot of role play stuff in the beginning.

Yeah? I got you say role by. So many sex questions. Let's do it. When you guys first started, were you on the same page? Did one of you have to bring the other one out of their shell more or were you both like this is how

was that what made you bond so quickly was you were on the same page sexually? She brought me out of my shell a little more do you think? I don't know. I, no. I think we were definitely very attracted to each other. No, no, no, no, no. So it wasn't like a mismatch. I think people are like curious, but like if there's a mismatch

and sex drives, like how do I deal with that? No, I had a, yeah, I think we're both pretty high up there in the sex drive and I think I was reaching my peak. Especially going through puberty late, I had a very, like, weird relationship. I had a very weird relationship with sexuality and stuff, because I was, I was like 21.

When you lost your virginity? When I went through puberty. What? Yeah. I had a pituitary gland problem. So I had a baby dick until I was in my early 20. Okay. God.

Okay. Pause everything. We're only talking about this. Okay. Sorry. What? I think I'm sorry. We glossed over that with a therapy conversation about you going through puberty

late. Yeah. Okay. It was a thing. It was a thing. It was like, it was a thing. It was an issue. No, no.

It was an issue. So like. I had very fucked up, like, deep things about sexuality, like, very scared. I went through puberty when I was 12. I had, like, triple Ds when I was 14. And so old men would, like, hit on me. And, like, I always got called a slut and stuff. I have had this exact same.

She said this exact same work. Yeah, that's my whole life. People just thought I was a slut. We've talked about the show. Like, I was overly sexualized at a very young age. And you feel so insecure about your body. I don't have to talk about this again. But, yes, I totally relate to you.

And so then he went through that. So it was, like, exact opposite situation. You're like a micro penis as a 20-year-old? It wasn't Mike. I mean, for a kid, it was a good size. I don't like. You're going to get canceled. I'm just saying.

It was a good piece. It was a great child's penis. But for the grown man, what's not to be desired. But then after a while, but it sends bloomed and it's great now, right, honey? I'm sorry. I'm crying.

It is. Oh, my God. The best dick I've ever had in my fucking life. I come all the time. Very cool. Very cool. It makes one of us. So then, but when did she lose?

Now, I just always. I lost my virgin when I still had the, like, the small, because I had a high school girlfriend. So we would just, I don't know. She could be on a list somewhere. I don't know.

She was my age, but we just had sex. And I, so, like, that's why it was, like, traumatic and it was, like, very upsetting to me until I got older. Oh, my gosh. Okay. So I had no. I guess I never realized, this is the dumbest thing I'm ever going to say. Mm-hmm.

What. puberty means for a man aside from like voice changes and body hair is it's your dick grows your your dick grows a lot baby i didn't say quadruple inside i'm like all i knew was like your voice changes and you get body hair you same out your pubs come out you smell worse uh your balls drop a little bit so you just didn't do that till 21 no no just a little boy but i was also very tall well the reason i'm tall is because your testosterone makes your growth plates hardened so my i was ever doing that so i like outgrew myself everyone else my family was like five 10 tops and i just lumber over all of them. So I was just like this big,

goolish. I like a big man. Yeah. I was just like a ghoulish, womanly looking 20-year-old walking around. You can see all pictures. I got a kiddys pic. You're on my Instagram. If you scroll back, yeah. You just look like a little girl. When I first went to college, I looked like a little girl.

But I was huge. Like a ghost. Like a, like a mother who lost two children. It was a ghost. Meanwhile, meanwhile, I was in college. I looked like a 35-year-old mother at three. I can't get over. You were like 6-2 and you looked like a little girl.

I looked like a little baby girl. He used to work for this place where the manager called him Lowe. How are you? 6-4? I'm 6-4. Yeah, the manager called me Lowe's. I remember when I was like 19 and a T.J. Max, they wouldn't let me go in the men's dressing room because they didn't believe.

She didn't believe that I was, yeah, that I was a boy. Very cool. Very cool stuff. Okay. Right. So this obviously came up in therapy. Like, this is so funny. We really did gloss over the fact that I just, I didn't, you bloomed early and he bloomed late.

The difference is staggering. Yeah. I got bloom late 15. I didn't realize. Oh, yeah. No, it was a late one, baby. He could legally drink. Oh, yeah.

I'd be in bars. They would check. They'd look at my ID like a motherfucker. It was crazy. Just now am I allowed looking bars and they won't check my ID at 33. Where were we even talking about? Oh, the role play. The sex, the sex stuff.

So I'm curious about dirty talk. I can hear this. Did you guys both do it from the start? She loves dirty talk and I've always feeling comfortable. She calls you a little girl. She calls me a little girl. He's my little bitch. You white widow of the north.

No, I don't know. I never, I try to say, then I hear myself. I'm trying to picture it in your voice. I'm like, what do you? Come on, you little bitch. Go do the dishes. Go wash your bike, you little slut. I don't know what to say.

He has been practicing. I've been practicing in the man. It's so good. Well, no, the reason why I'm trying to ask this, like, I'm laughing so hard,

is that we get asked this lot that women want to dirty talk and the guy doesn't. It's a hard thing for a man to do. I get that. Like, so do you have to, did you ease him in at all? Like,

we know, this is a question we get asked a lot. Hmm, I don't know. I feel like I just do what I want. You led by example. Led by example. I think I led by example.

Yeah, I've probably told him to say stuff. She told me to say stuff. And then I, you know, I've gone, better. We're at like a cabin in the woods reason because everywhere we're in, like, New York, so everyone in here. We also had a roommate for so long.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we were in this cabin in the woods. So she was, you know, wilding out when the cannon really screaming going wild. And she's like, you can be loud too. And I was like, ugh. And I was like, oh, no. Like, all right, no, that's just for you. I was like, shh, shh, shh, shh, it is come in his head with a pillow. So it is more difficult to be vocal for sure. We, okay, we need to like back up and because I feel like people don't really understand.

Like what you're... No, what you're saying is that you guys could never really let loose because you like... Yeah. You live in New York. You have roommates. We had a roommate.

You're fucking at people's engagement parties and stuff in the bathroom. Yeah, we had to go to what can happen in the woods just to like let your actual... Yeah. And I fucking loved it. Casey just grunts out. Hey, I like this.

You're like, I take it back. Don't say anything. My penis feels nice. There's a lot of liquid. Now you're talking in Reina's language. She loves come. I love cum. I love cum top. I love to get cummed on.

She sure does. You like that? I like to put him to come on my tits. But sometimes it gets in my hands. I think I like talking about it, but I don't like, I like asking for it and talking about it. And then it happens. And I'm like, I don't like, I don't like. I'm all dirty now.

I'm a shooter. One time it shot in my eye. That was fun. Yeah, that was pretty cool. Yeah, I don't know what to do. And then I'm just there. And I'm just like, I don't know what to do with my hands or my body while you go get me a towel. But, like, I want to talk about quantities have come.

I just want him to tell me how hot I am. Now you're talking to Ashley's like that. Okay, well, now we're the same type of dirty talk. Okay, now this transitions into being our next topic. You guys are crushing it. I want to talk about fucking with a roommate too. But we think, I think that women love compliments and hearing that they're hot and sexy and all the stuff. But a lot of times don't know how to return that to a man.

And I think a man, like, does need. that and I think you probably do the best job every time I mean all you do is talk about how like hot Casey is not what you want to fuck him yeah look how big his body is I was looking at your hands I was like oh they're large but nobody try to fuck him I will find out where you live yeah I'm scared big because of the pituitary gang problem so it's a it's a medical deal yeah so it worked out for all of us have you always been kind of like that like if the person you're dating you just want to like build them up um no feel like that. I genuinely feel that way.

Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, no. Casey, do you feel like that gets you, like, more in the mood that Courtney is always telling you, like, how hot you are? Yeah, this is pretty fucking around. No, I definitely like it. I like old ones, too. And she's, yeah, she's very complimentary. She seems to be very attracted me, which I sometimes find confusing. But, you know, to each his own. I like all of it. But I think she's very hot. She's got a rock and bob. I know that's right. Cool face.

Big Tittos. I just love it. I think you see so many couples that like you're like, do you even like each other? Yeah. What are you doing together? I think for us, you know we like each other, but you're like, are you guys special? That's one of a role. We got dropped on our heads a lot.

We did. We did. It worked out because I like his big feet and legs. What's that shoe do you wear? 13. Got to bump up to the 14 soon. I'm still growing. I'm going to come.

Yeah, a little bit. Just a very, very small increments. You're still going through puberty? I don't know what that was going on. His dick just keeps getting bigger. I did get bigger. I measured it with Courtney's fabric measure. Are you a size queen? Do you need a big deck?

Hell no. No. No, no, no. I mean, not. No, no, no. She really was like absolutely not. No, you have a fucking perfect dick. Thank you.

I said. I already said, I come all the time. I love it. I love your clock. I don't care about the size. I don't care about the size at all. I just want to come. Absolutely.

I just want a boyfriend. friend-sized dick. Yeah. Boyfriend-sized-sized dick. I want you to love me. Yeah. The best sex I've ever had in my life are like medium-sized dicks that I, like, I get, yeah, media out here trying to like swallow up a giant cock.

Ew, no. Yeah. No one wants a giant cock. Get that out of it. It gets uncomfortable. I want Casey's high school cock is what I like. Just a good little time. And then you'll be like, I'll blow you all the time.

Baby carrot. It's a little sweet baby. How do, okay, you guys had a roommate. Yeah. You two lived with a random. I lived with this guy. He lived with an all different comic, and I took his spot. So he's kind of random.

He does karate. He does karate. I didn't really know anything about him because I just avoided him. I'd hear him in the kitchen and I just run into my room. He has diarrhea all the time. He had diarrhea all the time. Actually, I think he had stomach problems. He had some stomach issues.

Did you hear him pooping? Well, I would have to go get ready in the morning. And then I'd be like, oh, God. That smells. Did it put a damper on the sex life? I mean, no. No. No.

But we would definitely have to be quiet and, like, turn on the TV. We fucked with the TV on for a year of our life. That's a lot. It would be like, it would be like law and order. Dun, dun. I would be like, oh, like, hit me from behind. And I was like, not the most romantic thing. But, yeah, we still fucked a lot.

We made it work. We made it work. And it was quiet, but it's like he could hear no matter to literally, she's got a joke about it where, like, you could hear him turn on the page of a book. Yeah. It's such a good joke. And it's true. And it's true.

And it's true. You can hear every, you could hear each other. Hear everything. He would, like, he would like, And I could, like, feel his presence on the other side of the wall. Like, it was a really shitty old apartment. But you know what? We paid, like, 500 bucks a month.

It was very cheap. Also, he didn't have a girlfriend, and, you know, he gets to hear a hot lady who's a way to give. Nog a few hundred off the rent, I say. I think it's pretty cool. You're right. He probably misses you guys. I think he probably liked it.

I would say. That's fair. You would like that right now. She's such a great. I had sex the other day in an apartment that Ashley was in. We were in a loft. Oh, wow. And it was one of these places where the walls don't go to the ceiling.

Oh, sure. But she was out and she came home and I was like in the middle of the finale. And there was like nothing I could do about it. She said she didn't hear it. We talked three times that night. Oh, wow. I figured she didn't say something the first time. I could just do it the other time.

She didn't get it. Banging on the door. I mean, I was sliding in at home though when she walked in. I must have been kind of drug. Yeah, I was like, I was nothing I could do now. I think for me, it's like, it's more just, like, I really don't want to hear you have sex. We're too close. We're like business partners.

We're like best friends. I'm just like, I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear you have sex ever. I would like to hear another stranger couple. Like if I open the windows and I hear it, I'm like, oh, I like whip out my vibrator. But I just don't want to hear like Raina. That's a good point. I don't want to masturbate to you. And if I'm not going to masturbate to you, I don't want to hear it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to hear it. I could never unhear it. My orgasm sounds.

Whatever you say. Just every time she sees you. She had to walk by the door of this alleged bedroom, like literally as we were finishing. And I feel so bad about this. Beautiful. That's pretty beautiful. I lived with my best friend who I do the pod with. And I would, I never wanted to hear.

He heard me all the time. But I, you know, I don't want that. Yeah. You're my brother. I know. I'm sorry. Yeah. Right.

So you guys are in your own place now. Yeah, it's the best fucking as loud as you want. You can still hear. There's all families. Yeah. We still let it out. We don't really care. It's fine.

But yeah, we, we hollering, me, screaming stuff. It's so. Oh, my God. It's so much nicer to have our own place and just like our own space. It feels like, like, if we got engaged and then had to come back to that, like, apart. If I was planning my wedding and, like, my roommate comes home and I would feel like, what am I doing? You know what I mean?

Yeah. No, it's so much nicer. We have a dishwasher that's really helped. Wow, you guys are rich. Yeah, we're super. super rich. So we want to do play this game with you. I can't speak. Come on. We want to do. You're doing great, sweetie. You're doing amazing, sweetie. But I want to hear the details of your wedding. Do you have details yet? That's all I can think about.

Like a date in a place? No. I have a spreadsheet. I've never in my life made a fucking budget. It's also still new. Don't worry about it. Enjoy it. But you're not going to believe this. I know I have a royal sensibility, but I actually don't have a trust fund. And my parents are. are going to retire soon and I don't want to put them out. And so I'm trying to pay for some of it. I'm not out here doing it with my parents. We did that whole wedding episode. We talked about that a lot.

My parents are going to retire. I can't be out here taking all their money. Exactly. My family doesn't have shit. There's one rich uncle who runs a weed farm, but him my dad are feuding. Beauty and buried on the farm. So, well, we're not talking to me. We're not talking a few.

They send each other for me in letters. My dad sent him cat shit in an envelope one time. But they write handwritten letters? Yeah, like threatening letters to each other. So he's out. That's the only rich person in my family. family so a lot falls on her. Ideally,

you know, I'm a shake bitch. You know, I'd want to get married in like a cool warehouse on the water. And like, but like that's just like,

I'm going to happen. You have to hire a million companies to bring stuff in for those. I thought, I thought I was like, I wanted a raw space. You have to hire a million people to bring yourself.

I can't do that shit. Where are you guys both from originally? I'm from Virginia. I'm from Vermont. The two V states. Oh, you're a big Redskins fan, right? Damn right. right.

Crazy. We still have a team called that. I know. It's wild. Our owner is truly the worst And if I could kill anyone It'd probably be him out Yeah, that's the big one

If the fact that that is a name is wild It's really great in 2019 All right guys So this is a new game We've never played with anybody Because we haven't had a lot of couples on the show But it's funny of you guys It's hilarious you guys went to couples therapy

This is called couples therapy It's probably also at this point The name of the episode In all honesty We just Yeah Yeah. Anyway, keep going to go.

So we ask people... Oh, her nice-sized kid dick, whatever you want. Yeah. Whatever you think is right. I mean, I don't run the pub. Baby Dicks are us. Yeah. I like Baby Dick.

Baby Dick is great. It's going to be called Casey's... Baby Dick. Wait, is that the name of your special? No, it should be. My book is going to be called Baby Dick. I'm in the cover. Oh, my God.

What is his name your special again? It's called, well, my album's called Wild Country Phoenix. It's one of my wrestling nicknames I made for myself. Also, tall. glass of slaughter, the weapon of mass seduction, the dirty white nightmare. You gave yourself your own nickname. Yeah, well, I mean, nobody's going to call you Wild Country Phoenix organically. Let's play the game, girls.

All right. Let's do it. So people submitted questions and staff in our Instagram, but we've got some great emails. So we're going to ask you short questions and you guys are going to couple therapies these people. Okay, cool. After your six sessions, your pros. Yeah.

They gradually. You guys are valedictorians of couples therapy. We really are. Okay. You want to read one. I'll read one. Okay. How do you ask your boyfriend?

this is an email. How do you ask your boyfriend to be more excited to see you? My boyfriend is great. The relationship is moving right along. He's already met my family and I'm meeting his this weekend. I'm very confident in my relationship with him. He is supportive, tells and shows me how much he likes me. However, when we initially see each other, I am always pumped to see him and he is calm and makes it seem like something's wrong or he's tired. I've asked and it's neither. It always gets better as the day or date goes on, but it's that initial excitement that I'm missing from him. I hope this is brief enough, but explains the point. From what I've seen when he's with his friends, He's always the life of the party, and I am too, humble brag. So I know he's got it in him.

What would you say to them? That sounds to me. I don't know. You can take this too. I can feel her pain. I totally get so excited and they just are like, hey, what's up? You know, warm somebody up every time. I don't want to walk into a situation.

I got to warm you up every time. It doesn't say how long they've been together because to me, maybe it's like a little family around friends, probably like a little while. A little anxiety on his part maybe. If like with his friends, he can be like, oh, jump right into him. Maybe he's like still a little nervous. around her so he shuts down a bit. Yeah.

Does that make sense? Do you feel like Casey's excited to see you when you see him? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm all over. I get right in there, smooching, smelling her hair, licking her ears. I love it. He always tries to pull my tit out in public.

It's a lot of fun. She got mad at me for doing it other night. I did. We were so drunk and he like lifted my whole shirt up as a French fries. I was like, where is your problem? She does it all the time. I'm sorry.

It's a fun thing we do. It's not like a four center. She pulls her tit out all the time. Unbelievable. I'm believing. You pull it. You pull your tit out. Yeah.

So I would say that he maybe just has some trouble emoting sometimes. Yeah. A lot of guys are like that. It's really nothing you can do, but I don't think. Yeah. To me, that seems, I totally get it, but it seems small. I think, I guess. I'm with her.

I wouldn't keep asking because I think that it becomes this, like, really annoying cycle where the person knows you're going to show up and have a problem with them. And so they automatically are a little, like, reserved and uncomfortable. Like, I don't know. Maybe I would just try to think about, like, what my energy that I bring to the thing in the beginning is too and try to hide myself up. Maybe she's like jumping out of Bush.

She's like, hey! She's always surprising him. Or maybe it's like you guys said, if this is the worst thing about this guy, is it really the worst thing in the world? Maybe just make a list of like the good things about him and they'd be like grateful for those. Or maybe he hates her.

Or maybe they hate each other. I do get it though. And you sound like such a loser for asking that. I always say like tell somebody what you want. Tell someone what you need, what you want. But like you sound like. you sound like, can you be excited to see me more? She's probably embarrassed to ask.

Totally. Because you sound like a, you know us women, we're so naggy. Yeah. You know, you always have that like thing. But I can also tell immediately when he comes in and something's wrong. So maybe she could ask him, hey, like, what do you want for me when I see? Right. Or like, do you like a, I don't know, like pat on the ass or like, let me just touch your dick or do

want to hug or a kiss or a compliment? Yeah. just flick his balls a little bit all right now you want to read the next one I don't know we really have that but I think that like if that's the worst thing in the world

maybe it's not the worst thing in the wrong I think it's setting the tone but what you said makes sense she has to warm him up every time it's kind of annoying that is odd I don't know it's wrong to get yeah

it's hot it's very safe okay this is an interesting thing I was like okay all right my boyfriend recently received naked pictures from a girl at work

who I knew oh yeah I don't fucking know. You setting his phone on fire. You understand me? If that ever happened? Okay, he has a lot of women listen to his podcast. I will find out where all of them live.

No, sorry, continue. She's a demure girl. It was completely one-sided from her and he shut her down. Her excuse was that she was drunk. But he's not the best of communicating and didn't share it with me immediately. I have so many feelings. I want to try couples therapy to work on this issue along with him with learning to communicate better with one another.

But he doesn't want to and doesn't like the idea of having to get personal with a quote-unquote stranger, like a therapist, any suggestions that are how to try to get him, and even tips on getting him to communicate better. Okay. There's a lot of, there's a lot of stuff to unpack outside of going to couples therapy, which I think we already covered in this episode anyways,

you don't have to say it again. But like, if somebody thinks it is appropriate to send your man naked pictures, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say, your man has done something to invite that. Listen, I want this girl to at court McGinnis. You find me? I don't know where you live, wherever it is. I'll fly there.

And we'll confront him together. Because fuck that shit. That is shady as fuck. I do not like this one fucking bit. And he's not willing to work on the relationship. Y'all need to get on the same motherfucking page. Yeah. I, nine times out of ten, I think you're right.

As in, I guess, one time out of ten, it could just be some crazy slut. Yeah. That's like sending nudes. You know how women are. You know how we get. But I think you're right. He, why would you feel comfortable ever doing that?

Why would you hide that? why would you not say it immediately? Why? If it's guilt-free, I would turn my partner and be like, you are never going to believe what just happened. Exactly. If my coworker just spontaneously sent me a dick-pick, I would literally look at it with my man and laugh about it.

And maybe, I mean, it's probably not comfortable for him to tell her. And good on her for being, like, mature and kind enough to even want to work on this. But, like, yes, you're right. It's nine times out of ten. It's not 100% of the time. But, like, I would be asking myself why my man has made somebody think this is appropriate. Casey, what do you think? Yeah, he fucked up.

this guy sucks, dump his ass, burn his body. Burn his body. And also, just to the end of her question, she even let nudes aside, stranger nudes aside, she wants to go to therapy, he doesn't. I mean, were you guys on the same page about that? We were on the same page. Yeah, we were on the same page.

And I don't know why if a person doesn't, I think therapy can help everybody if you're someone just like, I don't want to talk to a stranger. And you got a lot. You got a lot inside. If you shut down that much. And yeah, I do agree with the thing that if somebody said, any of that kind of stuff, you're probably sending messages that that kind of behavior is okay.

It's okay. Shut it down, brother. Also, I just want to say this. I think this, I don't want to talk to a stranger. It could be an excuse that he's just not invested in a relationship. Because you're right. That's a, come on. It's a therapist.

It's just couples therapy is a time and financial commitment. And if you're not willing to make it. Yeah. If you know the relationships do. Next one. You cannot. Okay. So one day my boyfriend and I are exchanging secrets and he tells me that he has

been paid by a couple of dudes and transgender females to let them give him a massage or suck his dick. He claims he just did it for the blowjobs and he claims he has never reciprocated any favors. This wouldn't be so shocking if he could have told me that he was bisexual or bi-curious, but he still claims he is completely straight and then he has never told another living soul that he has done this. Also before this email, I remember she wrote like, I'm totally, there's no, not a homophobic bone on my body. I'm just like, I'm trying to figure this out. Yeah. How do you come, how does this come up several times? I've never had one dude offered a blow me for money or whatever he said.

How does it several times? She said exchanging secrets and he tells me. Like how did that come up? Like you said, he had several people. Oh, right. A few years. Several dudes blew him. Yeah, you went out for that.

Right. Yeah, that's like something. Maybe once by accident. Once is a lot of times, but twice is a million times. Once you make a mistake or whatever. He claims he just did it for the blow jobs. Oh, my God. He didn't even say the money.

The money better. He's like, listen. I just wanted a blowjob. Didn't care of the mouth. A hole's a hole. A hole's all. Wait, I had a friend in, when I was in college who used, he was like, oh, I've sucked a dick, but it wasn't for me. And he would like always get drunk and bring that story up.

And guess who's out and proud that guy? So, like, yeah. I don't know if it makes him gay. I would take pause too and just like, what does this mean for like my partner sexually? Like, or like morally that they're out here just like taking money to let people suck their dick. I would, I mean, I'm not a therapist. This is like a pretty heavy question. Like, I don't know how I would feel.

It's also this. It's a double standard. Like you've hooked up with girls before. No guy has ever had a problem with it. You know what I mean? Like it's, you personally. But I wasn't taking money for it.

There's no money. He said paid. So that's why. He paid. Yeah, I think it's, that's the only weird part is like, how do they? Sorry. Guys, sorry.

He tells me he's been paid. Yeah, yeah. Oh, by, oh, to blow them. Oh, to blow. All right. So this whole thing is, it's just... He apparently got paid and also got the blowjob. Wow.

That's quite a deal. What a bargain? Jesus. You're dating a smart man. Like an entrepreneur. Excuse me? $40. $0.00.

Do any of you want to pay me to go down on me? Corny, give her mind. I'll do it. Here's a thing. There's just more to the story. There's a party at, like, a party at, that someone's like, dude, do you mind if I suck your dick? And here's $100.

Like, we need the story here. And I don't like how he's like, oh, I'm like, he's like not being honest with himself or even being like, he's like saying like, oh, I'm not gay or what is he saying? Yeah, no, not bisexual, not by curious. So like, why are you not like allowing yourself to be like, oh, maybe I am. I just haven't really thought. I would think he was in a scenario at like a gay club, like a gay bar. I could see that again some guys like trying to hook up with him. And he's like, I'm not into this.

I'm straight and the guy's like, I'll throw you 50 bucks and then I'll suck your dick. Like, he's probably putting himself in scenarios where he's like, I'm not gay. And people are like, yeah, I'll toss you a couple bucks. That doesn't happen. Which I think you're right. And who cares also?

But like your friend, like a couple years down the road. And he's like finally going to like get in touch with who he is and like his own like feelings around. You know, also sexuality is so weird when you're young too and you're like scared of everything. You don't want to do something wrong. It's like just needs to, you know, do a little self-exploration. I wonder what their sex lives like too

I got a lot of questions Would you be mad if a guy Give me money to blow me? Like right now? Like while we were engaged Yeah no I don't want anyone to fucking blow you What are you fucking serious? Just check the man on

Just check them out All right Courtney so what if you did hear though He was like oh god I almost forgot to tell you When I was 27 I guess he's got around this month Yeah if I said when I was 27 A dude blew me I wouldn't not care at all

For $12 right Right. I don't think I would care. I'd be like, I'm secure in this relationship. Yeah, I don't care about that. If that was the best blowjob ever had in my life. Did you get blow jobs in high school with the baby dick? He said he had a girlfriend. Yes, yes.

Sometimes people don't, you don't get a blow jobs in high school. I don't think that was really giving blow jobs. Maybe it was a couple. I mean, we're in a committed relationships. There's a couple. Yep. Baby dick blow jobs. That's a go.

That's the episode title. That was happening. New T-shirt idea. That's a delight. It's just the baby big blowjub. This is the whole thing in your mouth. This is the man I'm going to marry. Okay.

Okay, so this is the last one we'll hit you guys with. I think this is interesting. I feel like a lot of girls probably go through this. So my boyfriend says he's not a quote-unquote phone guy, but I feel like every time we're not together, he doesn't even think about me. I know this sounds psycho, but I mean that if I'm not the one texting him at least

then we don't speak for days. I tried to speak with him, but I was thinking if I am the crazy, one or is it, am I just asking for too much? So poor phone communicator. I would say, this is not a good question. Days is too long. And it should, even if you're not a phone guy, you should check in just to be polite. I need to know where you are at all times of the day.

He's got a chip in my neck. You could never date this guy. I would never. What Casey said, days. It's your boyfriend and days. Oh my God. I don't like it. I think this is like.

I would climb through his window. I can't, when he hasn't posted like a picture of us together on Instagram, I'm like, do you not want people to know I'm your girlfriend? Your Fiax, I bet. There's a lot, too. They make a seat and not being fun. I used to have, I was in like one of my older internships that were kind of a long distance and we had to talk on the phone an hour a day. And I'd be like, I did not have an hour to talk about stuff. And like, it should be like, God damn, this is so fucking boring.

So that kind of stuff I understand. But you got to shoot some text. Wait, but... Casey, you had to. That was her rule. It was a rule. It was like a rule. No, an hour day.

An hour. We had to hit the number on the clock. No. Every day. Nobody has a high of time. What if it was 45 minutes in? You're like, I'm out of material. Wasn't I?

I didn't know. I was like, like, trees? I don't fucking know. First of all, I love trees. Yeah. I'm an amateur arborist. So I can't get over this. Nobody has that kind of time.

No, it was insane. I bet, like, friends down there's in college. So friends are like downstairs like, come on, I want to go to the bar? I'm like, I got eight more minutes, guys. You're like, I don't. Then you haven't even hit puberty yet. Like, I got eight more minutes, fellas. I just can't imagine dating somebody and not wanting to like talk to them all.

And like tell jokes throughout the day and banter. And like not like some people have like different kinds of jobs. You can't talk all day. Like I don't have to talk to people as much. I talk to Ashley. But like, there's nothing going on up there. You don't want to talk to me about? You don't see a video on Instagram.

You want to send to them? send me? Here's the thing. This is, it is this guy, if she wants to stay with him, she needs to say, I'm sorry, I just kind of like need this from you. And he, absolutely. This guy's being selfish to not send her a text.

It takes five seconds. This isn't talking to the phone an hour a day. Like, wake up and be like, I love you. Him sending her a text daily or every other day would change their whole relationship for her. So if he's not willing to do that, this isn't a, they need to break up. Completely agree. I mean, God, can you imagine.

Absolutely. I should have. You, Courtney wouldn't even date this guy for a, a week. I would either. I need a ton of attention. And that's, you and I say, it's probably similar. Like, Ashley doesn't need as much attention. Like, I need to know every second. It's something funny to be there. He, like, went

to a bar after a show. I was at home, asleep. I had to wake up early to shoot a sketch the next morning. He went to a bar after his show and didn't tell me and the next day. I was like, you didn't tell me? I was like, you just dancing with a bunch of horde.

I was pretty cute. I did not handle it. If I wake up and I do not have a text message on my phone from Ashley, I'm like, what did you do last night? Yeah, exactly, though. What happened between the hours that I was asleep until now that you didn't think to message me? I think he should wear an engagement ring. What do you think? I don't see why. I mean, I don't think it's fair that everyone's crazy.

I do it. I do it. I'm thinking people thinking he's single when I'm at home sleeping. I'll wear it. I'll wear it. I'll wear it. I'll wear an engagement helmet, whatever you want. You guys are the best.

It's going to be great. He doesn't give a fuck. Yeah, honey. I love you. That's my favorite party relationship is the psycho jealousy. And he's like, I love it. Yeah, I love it. That's my girl.

It's great. I love her psycho jealousy. I love you. Oh, thank you. All right. Come out of here, guys. All right, tell people where they can find you on Instagram, your shows, everything that you guys have got going on and the podcast also.

I'm at. Take some time. Plug all your shit. At Casey J. Selingo on all platforms. You get my album, Wild Country Phoenix, is available where we get albums. And I don't really know. I got to show the secret loft the second Friday of every month at nine. The good, the dad, and the ugly.

I felt my brain is shutting down. But I think that's it. Wait, where's that secret loft? It's on, oh, you know, fall on Instagram. I can deal. It's a secret place. So you have to send you the information. Oh, my gosh.

It's very sexy. It's a separate loft every time. No, it's the same one. But I don't know if a lot of people. It's in the city. All right. Let's on top people. Okay.

That's not. I try to find it, guys. Oh, I'm hosting there on Friday. So this friend, I don't know when this comes out. Oh, this will be Monday. Monday a second. Didn't forget I ever said that. I'm at Courtney McGinnis on all social media.

Courtney McGinnis. com, if you're nasty. I run a weekly show if you're in the New York City area on Wednesdays at a place called Poco. I also run a fantastic podcast. It's a Beyonce-based podcast. It's very gay. We talk about pop culture.

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Speak Spanish. Speak Spanish. Oh, what's that Tom? And it looks like Dan Humphreys. Yeah, he's a hot. Raina, you need to meet Tom. Oh, he was in an episode of billions. He's a New York City tour guy.

Yeah. Oh, he, oh, hi. Yeah. That's at Tom Delgado. I can't compete against these little bitches. Okay, you little bitches don't follow him. But come to my show and hang out because it's very laid back. It's chill. You do it all

time. It's very fun. Yeah. We have all the regulars. Look at us. We're hot. Cuty. How to show in the city. All right. Well, guys, I'm... Thank you both for... Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. This was so... No. You guys, we love it. I'm obsessed with Ashley. No, I'm obsessed with you. You have to be my friend and you can't get away from me.

Thank you. This is so much fine. We know you're serious. I know what I'm serious. You guys... I'll help you move. Girls got to eat podcast.com. Girls got to eat podcast and Instagram.

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