Girls Gotta Eat - Eating A$$ and Paying on Dates feat. Medinah and Kiki of Cocktales

Episode Date: July 25, 2022

It's one of our favorite types of episodes -- just four ladies sitting around talking about dating and dick. We had Medinah Monroe and Kiki Said So of Cocktales Podcast in studio for a hilarious conversation about traveling for dick, being sexually fluid/eating pussy, paying/not paying on dates, how much a first date should cost, eating ass, blowjob tips, and more. Before the ladies join us, we're talking about siblings dating someone you don't like, Rayna's plane behavior, Ashley's new dating goal, and a deep, dark sex toy confession. Enjoy! Follow Cocktales Podcast on Instagram @cocktalespodcast, Medinah @coffeebeandean, and Kiki @kikisaidso. Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit our website for tour dates, merchandise, and more. Shop Vibes Only. Thank you to our partners this week: Pretty Litter: Get 20% off your first Pretty Litter order at prettylitter.com/gge. Helix: Get up to $200 off all mattress orders plus 2 free pillows at helixsleep.com/gge. Calm: For a limited time, get 40% off a premium subscription at calm.com/gge. HelloFresh: Go to hellofresh.com/gge16 and use code GGE16 for 16 free meals across 7 boxes + 3 free gifts. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He ended up being like, hey, I want to bring you to Miami. It really wasn't Miami. It was kissing me, Florida. That is a different place. No. Back to another episode of Girls Gotta Eat. Welcome back. Cancer season's over.

She's still trolling me. It's over and you're still trolling me. We're back in the studio with Azul. I messed him. Hi. I'll tell you who is not on a hydration journey. Who? Azul.

Why? He's not drinking? He doesn't drink a lot of water. Is this a new thing? And he. didn't pee for like 15 hours. I just kept taking him out. He just wasn't pee. He's fine. Nobody, nobody would be alarmed. I already talked to Dr. Lisa. He's just not a big hydrator. He's not. He's like me. He doesn't like to drink a lot of water. We have to come in. Like I have to really entice him to drink water. I have to go over there with like the picture. Well, he likes it if it's like fresh coming out. Like he can see it coming out of the picture. That's why you pee with the door open always. You know, flush. What is it up to do with anything? It entices him to pee.

Oh, oh, okay, got it. Yeah, I do a tutorial. I was like, this is how we do it. I lift my leg. I actually forgot you do that. I just had a whole conversation with you, IEP, and it was nice. Guys, this is weird. No, I don't think it's weird.

I would never take a shit with the door open. That's insane. We did something insane yesterday that was very weird. Can we talk about it? Rina, I thought that was like a secret we were taking to the grave. Just quick housekeeping before we jump into it. We'll see you guys in Montreal this week, just for last. It is probably sold out.

But if you guys... It is. It is. These girls' message, they want to come from France or something. I'm like, well, call somebody in Montreal and speak a little friend to see what you can get done. Yeah. But anyway, they told me it was sold out. So if you guys are coming... Just come.

What are they going to do? There's going to be seed. Someone that gets... People get COVID. Don't get mad at us if you come and can't come in. Just shoot it. Say Ashley said I could. But if you are coming to the show, just send us an email.

to stories at GirlsGeddypockets.com. Any crazy stories about the people that you're coming with? Single guys that you're coming with. You bring your man, roast your man, roast your friends. Anything crazy, it's going to be a really wild show. And if you have fucked any other comedians at the festival, let us know about that too.

DM us that day of. We'll just, we'll talk about the show. We'll make sure they're at the show for you. Any, any, yes, we'll bring them to the show and have you guys to recap it. Yeah. So that's happening. And then, of course, we announced last week.

not to vibe shift, but we are devastated to say that we are canceling and moving. Five shows in the late summer or early fall. Yes. Rescheduling. So that will be, again, Philadelphia, Nashville, Charlotte, Atlanta, and Boston. We have refunded your money, hopefully. If not, please contact your point of purchase, and they will take care of it. We are working really diligently to move these shows and get you guys some new dates.

And we just, you know, we're sorry and we can't wait to announce some new dates. Yeah, we're really sorry, you guys and I just really. really thank you for being understanding. I mean, we got a few DMs, but no one was, like, rude about it. And I know it's inconvenient. Some of you who maybe booked flights. And, like, I just, I, like, wrote that letter for the newsletter that went out. And I just burst into tears.

So, again, like, we're doing what's best. There's a few different factors of play. We don't need to get into all this. But it breaks our heart, too. So we're really sorry. We can't apologize enough. And we'll see you guys when we reschedule these. And we can't wait.

Yeah, we love you. Thank you for your support. your continued support. We'll be back. We'll be back with the great show. Anyways. You look good today. I'm trying. For me? There's no one here.

No. Well, I mean, we're filming. You look good. We have an interview after this. Yeah. We have a couple interviews this week. I'm excited for this week. A lot of dick stuff.

Big dick week. Can I? Huge dick week. Can I tell you the funniest text from my brother? I didn't tell you this. I was going to screenshot and sent you. I said big dick and you were like, speaking of my brother.

I mean, you'll see. So he also yesterday, it was Matt's birthday. So happy birthday to him. He said, he said last night, a lady between 50, 60 years old was stumbling around the starboard and singing big energy and looked at me and said that I can tell you got big tick energy as she almost fell down. I laughed out loud. I like watching Matt laugh. You know, like it makes me smile to watch him laugh. There's no one I like to laugh more. And when he really laughed. like so hard is my favorite thing in the world. I can just picture this lady stumbling around the starboard, looking right at him. She's like, I can tell you got a big sick energy and then almost falling down.

Like, I can see him like leaning over the bar laughing. I can't too. I like to watch him laugh. It makes me smile. Yeah, I mean, some of the hardest times that we've laughed like together are just I'll never forget them because it's like so special.

Who are we making? The jalapino dip at Christmas? Yeah, but you weren't there for that. I'm surprised. You were sleeping with my dad on the couch. You were napping with my dad on the couch. I was blacked out. Your feet were touching.

So weird. I was blacked out. That's why. Yes, you were blacked out. But no, I mean, that was maybe one of the last times when he, like, doubled over laughing. And he's so huge. So it's so funny. But if you guys don't know the story, I made jalapeno dip, Christmas Eve, the appetizer contest.

And just went so raw dog on chopping them, eating them, like whatever. online my hands and my lips were on fire all night. I peed on my hands at one point during the night. I just went into the bathroom and was like, I'm going to try to do this. And then my lips were still burning literally at like 11 o'clock at night. We're making the castle wall for the next morning. And I was Googling like, what do I do? And it said dairy. So I just got some sour. I got some sour cream from the fridge and like put it all over my lips, like lip gloss. And Matt was like, what the fuck are you doing? He was like, it means like drink milk and not lube your lips up with sour cream.

I mean, it's not a terrible idea. Like, it's actually a pretty good idea to be honest. Well, I wanted them to sit on there and like soothe my lips. It's so funny. I mean, he laughed so hard. I can't believe you didn't wake up. I was so blacked. I was trying to keep up with your dad, which is a death sentence.

It's so crazy. I'm glad you brought your brother up because I just got the nicest message from your sister-in-law last night. And I just, you're so lucky. I mean, I feel lucky to, I love my sister-in-law, but she's so wonderful. I'm redoing my kitchen a little bit, just cosmetic touches. And I was trying to decide if I liked something or not. And she does kitchens.

Just kitchens. So she was like, send me a photo and I'll like render it for you. And she sent me back like some options. It was just like so thoughtful. She's amazing. I will say that she is the most thoughtful person in my life. Like how are you like this? The stuff that she buys for Christmas is outrageous.

I'm like how she can outdo herself every year she does it. Like people, I really am jealous of it. She has really a knack for like thinking of people and like gift giving. But like, how does she know my schedule? You know, like, she just kind of keeps tabs on people in her life and, like, make sure, like, hope you guys have a great trip. Hope you guys have a great show. It's like, what?

She's really special. She really, really is. We're all so blessed as to Stephanie. I know, I know. My sister-in-law is like, what do you do for a living? Great ass on in to drag her family. Then she would took it. No, I was talking to her about how I want, you and I want to do an episode about mom.

his voice. And she was like, okay, I'll listen to that one. Let me know what it's out. That is really funny. But it's really like interesting to me because I did this thing in the airport. I was like, I had a delay. So I said tell me a secret on my Instagram story. And you guys really. Oh, yeah. You guys are really open about your lives. Thank you for being like that. But so, so many people said I hate my siblings, significant other. Like it was one of the most, a lot of people said I'm exploring same sex exploration, a lot of cheating stuff. But yeah, I hate my my siblings significant other. And that is just, it's my worst nightmare.

I mean, you know, it happened once with me. And it was such a nightmare. And it was a bad time because Matt was like having panic attacks too. Because it was like he just needs everybody to get along. It's really important to him. Family is the number one thing in his life. And we were not getting along with his girlfriend. And it was like affecting him.

Like he was getting fucking cat scans. Like it was truly just a time in his life. He was having full of panic attacks. His hands were clenching up. it was just crazy. But after that, I was like, anyone that's just fine. Like any, like, because he dated someone after that and she really didn't talk much. And I was like, I don't fucking care. She's perfect. Like anyone after, like anyone after that, like this girl set the bar like in the opposite way. It was just like anyone who is not causing drama within the family

is totally fine. And then obviously Stephanie came along. But that, it's a true. nightmare. It like fucked me up so badly that like that could happen. Matt and I fought when he dated that girl. We don't fight. Like it was insane. I'm without getting too personal and you can tell me if you don't want to. I mean, obviously we talk about our lives. We don't want to talk about our family's lives. But I got my feedback to this girl was like, I put something on my story and I said, you know, as long as this person treats your family member well, that's all that matters is that your family is happy, safe, feels taking care of whatever. If that's not the case, that's the worst nightmare. I mean, I can deal with somebody that's just like socially fucking weird or doesn't talk.

But did you feel like she treated your brother nicely? Was he happy? No. I mean, I don't know. Treat him nicely. Yeah, I guess. I mean, she was just, again, this girl was young. This was a while back.

Yeah. But like Matt was stressed out all the time. You know, like I remember one time we were at the Starbird and Matt's ex was there who I had a really close relationship with. Yeah. And Matt was fine with it. Like we stayed friends. Like we weren't going on vacation together, but like we stayed friends.

So I'm hanging out with her and the new girlfriend got upset and took it out on Matt and ruined the rest of the day. Because I was just casually chatting with his ex from before. Like stuff like that. I mean, again, young 20s, like jealous, like whatever. I'm sure she's fine and she's changed so much. Whatever. Like I just want to say that. I mean, you're just, we all act crazy and mature when we're young.

But it was the way that it was like affecting Matt was like not. normal. So we were like a huge red flag. I mean, it's tremendously stressful and it would make me feel really shitty if my family didn't like my significant other. I know. And it's not an option for me. Like I have to be with somebody that my friends like, that my family likes. It would just never be an option. I know. I feel like I'm too much. That sucks. Then you break up. And they never go away. Your mom stays friends with them. I'm worried of that. But I guess when I was young, that was an issue. And I had people that I had to sort of like lie about their behavior. a lie about was going on because so my family wouldn't hate them.

And that's a huge red flag too if you're lying to the people in your life and what's going on in your relationship. Totally. That is so funny that you did that. What were the three themes you said of people's team? Oh, everybody was, um, everybody is fucking their boss. Everyone. I thought people weren't even working.

I thought no one even had jobs anymore, but people are still out of your fucking their boss. If you're working, you're fucking your boss. Everyone is fucking their boss. This girl was like, what did you say my, um, what if you're in charge of, CFO? CFO. My CFO ate my pussy at a conference last weekend. Some girls said another girl was like, tonight, I'm familiar with my boss for months.

Tonight's the night. I was like, oh my God, we're all rooting for you. Everyone is fucking their bosses. Everybody is fucking their siblings' best friend or their best friend's sibling, a lot of that. And then the other bucket was a lot of people are fucking their exes, like friends. Good for them.

Speaking of fucking your brother's friend, we do have a story like that in the vibes only app. Tangents on tangents. I was like, you've talked to my brother's friend? Yeah, the brother's friend is one that I really had my hand in. I pretty much rewrote that one. And that was another one that I had to stop and masturbate, but I used a toy. Listen, I don't think that manual life is for me.

I think I have carpal tunnel. Oh, you went back and try it again and you're out. I tried it again. My hand's doors. No, I'm kidding. My left hand hurts, but I'm just making a joke. But I just feel like that whole experience gave me a newfound respect for like guys. Guys have to do that all the time.

Like, how are guys doing that? Well, I will say, like, I mean, yes, technique is important. But, like, if I'm just turned on by somebody, like, you can touch me anywhere and I'll come. Like, I just not my shoulder. But, like, you can, like, pretty much be, like, rubbing my clit a little bit and I'll get off. Like, I really like it. I'm, like, really big into fingering. I like it.

And, I mean, I like to do it because I treat me right. But, like, I feel like, guys, these days know where the clit is and they know to just, like, rub it in circles. Yeah, I guess. I mean, some people want more of a up and down side to side to side. vigorous. Like, I don't know that every... You want them to do, like, the... I don't know that every once a circle.

You can't go that fast in a circle. I only go in a circle. But that fast? Sometimes you need a... I use my middle finger and my index finger. I go in a circle. Yeah, but Raina, I'm saying, like, if you really need, like, fast and vigorous, like, you can't do that. Circles only.

No, I go circles only. You're going up and down. You're doing, like, father, son, you're like... Yeah, I do the cross. But listen, guys, the vibes only have. No, the brother's friends. is really hot. It's such a good one. You know what? I really, when I was rewriting that one, I was thinking about the show All-American. Like, I just, because it's like, I haven't seen it, right?

Yeah. Remember that time I said, fuck you? Because you didn't know about it. But anyway, if you know, because it's kind of like, if you know, you know, but that one's really hot. And I just wanted to take, we're going to take like two seconds and just plug vibes only and tell you guys that the Raina is coming soon. Thousands of them are getting on a plane. But we could have put them on a ship and we airlifted them out. We've airlifted the rena's. We're getting them. We're airlifted the Rinas.

We were on Jade Iovine's podcast this week and she, I asked her for her address. We want to set her little gift and she was like, I went online and I wanted to buy the rena and it's out of stock and I was like she's being airlifted next week. And then you're going to be coming. We're not going to promise you a date. It's coming and you'll be coming in the next couple weeks. We'll let you know as soon as it's in stock. Hopefully.

Yeah. Okay. If you guys want updates, get on the newsletter and we'll let you know as soon as it's out. But we do have out today is the lube is back in stock and the blowjob gel. Yes. Get that juiced up lube. Our fucking lube is the best. Like when we created this loob, I was like, is it going to be better than my favorite lube that I currently have? It's so much better. I will never use another loop anyway. So yes, lube and blow gel, mango are back. And next week, We were dropping another flavor. Rayna and I did so much R&D to test all these flavors for you guys.

We dripped it on the same dick and then we both looked it off. Yes, we had this guy come in and we both sucked his dick. It's just all for the job. We do it for you guys, honestly. It was the doorman. It was the doorman. Careful service and action building. Yes, exactly. That's what they're going to earn that holiday tip this year. So the flavor is, Rayna, drum roll, you've been doing it so long. I was going to air horn you actually when you dropped this. Okay. The flavor is. vanilla frosting. Vanilla frosting, you get it. And we seriously, what do we, we probably tasted 20 flavors. Really wanted the one that tasted the best, the most natural. I mean, you're sucking a dick

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if you're like, I'm going to wait on that vanilla next week. And within the app, we have a new series that just started. It's an affair. It is so hot. It's giving me like sex life energy, the show on Netflix. So it's going to be a series

and we have the first part in the app. The affair begins. And it's hot. It's really sad. I, I mean, anything forbidden just turns me on so much and I like the forbidden stuff in the app a lot and so do you guys actually and new in the app roadhead actually pointed out when you said it I one of the number one things I masturbate to is this time I sucked a dick on a road it turns me on so much I mean you guys know it turns me out to turn people on but um the stories in the app are so sexy right now and there's such a wide range and we were actually looking at like what people really like and the massage story which I forgot to mention week. During your massage story, yeah. Yeah. And then we forgot to mention during our travel episode,

one of the top stories in the app is the vacation sex. So people really like this character. His name is Sebastian. And there are three stories in the app right now with him and there is more coming. And it's like a dominant, wealthy, like Christian Gray type of person. And people love the vacation sex with him. And we have the roadhead in the roles this week. Last week. Yeah. Check it out. Guys, we're really excited. Android is almost approved. There's just some different approval stuff with this type of content with Android. That's why it's coming up and now. And it has to be like perfect.

Like we could probably just say it's ready now, but then it would be buggy. Like it's just, it's different. It hits different. It's different. It's just like that green tech sex. It's different.

You know what it does. Listen, you guys got an Android. Give it a whirl. I'll give anything a world. But you guys can get it in the app store now and the website. And obviously vibes only.com. You can shop.

We have more stuff coming for you guys. We have some butt plug stuff coming. We have new accoutrepancy. We have a butt. What did I? I thought of it last night. What to call it? But stuff starter kit.

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We love that you guys are getting all this pleasure out of this. I think that's all I want to say about vibes. Ben and Jen got married. Oh, yeah. That's not vibes related. I just wanted to discuss it. Okay. What do you want to say about it?

I'm just a copy for them. And I feel like I'm loving Jaila more every day if that was even possible. And I just want to let it be known. We talked about this one time in an episode and it was this big chunk that we ended up editing out. Not for any reason other than like probably for length. But I do have a deep love for Ben Affleck. I know you do. Yeah.

And we talked about it and I've loved him since day one. The town is her favorite movie. The town is one of my favorite movies. And I did fuck a guy from Boston. and he was born and raised there and he didn't have a Boston accent and I did ask him to do it in the bedroom and he didn't do it.

He was like, I'm not, I was like, can you just act like you're in the town? He was like, no. I was like, fuck you. He wasn't fun. Fuck that guy. No, he was very hot. But I think it's sexy.

There's something about that like, well, now Southie has changed, I guess, but back in the day of like the town that was kind of like the hood, right? And like those rough around the edges, Southie boys. I weirdly like it, but I've also just, I think Ben Affleck is like a perfect looking male specimen. He's just like big and he's just like, you know, brown hair, brown eyes and square jaw.

And I've just always had a big thing for Ben Affleck. So it's just like Jen and Ben, I'm just so happy. And you guys know we're obsessed with J-Lo, just such as Anne. I cried the entire last hour of her documentary. I can't stop watching it. I love it so much. And I guess you're not a true fan if you haven't seen Mary Me yet. Ashley is going to troll me about this forever.

She was like, I told you to watch it. Why did you watch it? Because I was listening to a murder podcast. It was a really good one. I want you to watch it on the plane. I stopped next to the seat. I ripped my headphones off. I came up there and I was like, excuse me.

I have a movie wreck. And so then I'm like, I'm telling, I told her to watch it. And then I just am keeping tabs on her. I'm like, is she going to put it on? I was about to, I hate when you were behind me on a plane. I hated so much. You were at my seat so many times. The first time you popped up.

I didn't know who it was. You're like, excuse me. Do you need to have your shade up? Raina? There's a glare all over the plane. You're an insane person. I yelled right back at you. There was,

you were the only asshole in the Delta one cabin with your window shade up. I need it. You know I need it. It's just burning out your retinas. There was perfect dim lighting. We're on a long fucking flight. Rain is the only person just blinding people. The people in front of me just kept looking over you.

Like, is this bitch going to shut her window shade? It was insane. And the second you shut it, it was like perfect lighting in there. Like you were just ruining the vibe. You got up and you were like, do you need to have? that up. I mean, you said it was a smile. And then you were like, there's just a glare on everybody's screen. It was so aggressive. I, you're right. And there's no reason to look. It's just clouds. It's the same thing. I just, I love it so much. I don't understand your whole vibe when it

comes to lighting. Because I will go into your apartment and no lights are on. It's dark. But then you're on the plane just burning out your eyes. Never thought about that before. I, you guys, I don't try a light on a handle of what you're into. Okay, here's what I'm in to. My electric bill is like $15. I don't run any lights in my apartment until the sun goes down. There is not one light in my apartment. I've been struggling this week actually because I'm so jet lagged. I've been up at like four in the morning.

So I have to turn lights on in the morning, which sucks. And it's so weird for me. Oh, right, right. But yeah, in planes, I have to have full. Also, here's the other thing. I tend to listen to a lot of podcasts on planes so I've nowhere to put my eyes. And if I close my eyes, I'll fall asleep. So I like to look out the window.

It's just, it's, well, first of all, I, I, randomly have sensitive eyes. I don't know if I've ever mentioned this. They really are like, if I even, if things are too bright, I'll like see spots for a while. Like my dad's the same way and it's weird because that's usually a lighter eye thing and we all have brown eyes in my family. But I physically can't do what you're doing. Like it's too bright. Like it's crazy to me. Like you're just, it's so bright. I know. I need it. I just, I can't explain it. Like I, comedians make fun of this. I've watched like so many sets where people like make fun of people like me. They're like, what are you looking at? Well, you're welcome to everyone in

that cabin that I was on the plane and I could go up to her and tell her to put it down. I was like, God, I wish she wasn't on this plane. No one would ask me. What is anybody else going to fucking do? Sometimes, I think on the flight there, they did tell everyone to put him down because it was like a sleepy time flight. This was not a sleepy time flight. It was like 10 a.m. plate.

Bottom line, I'm keeping tabs on what Raina's watching. I'm like, please put it on, please put it on. I just wanted to watch this movie so bad. It's so good. She puts on bridesmates. I never watched it in a fool, okay? Which is, that's totally acceptable. Thank you.

But what I said to the other day? So, Raina's been up at 4.30. I just, I hate saying this because I'll tell the reference, but I don't get jet lag. I just never have no matter what. And I feel very much like Melissa McCarthy and bridesmaids being like, I don't blow physically. What you said? I don't get jet lag, just never have. It sounds so braggy and it sounds exactly like Melissa McCarthy being like,

I just don't bloat. I can't relate. I feel like that character does not get enough attention in just like the cultural lexicon. It is a perfect character. It is truly a perfect character. And a lot of people didn't know at the time, here we go, talking about this again,

that was her husband, that played the air marshal. Like, I don't know that. What? Well, I've never seen branding all the way through. I didn't know. You didn't know that was her husband in her life? No.

That's incredible. Oh. You guys, I don't know. When she says, that's incredible. She's like, you want this pure steam heat coming from my undercarriage. Can I tell you something that's so funny? Last night, I forget what I was looking for.

I don't even remember. I went on Facebook for some odd reason. I would just check up on my mom. I go on Facebook to check on your mom. Yeah. And, oh, you know what? You know what? I wanted to see if there was any exes in me and Matt's birthday post.

Like, she knows she does a collage. And I was like, let's see if she passes. I live for the collages your mom makes. What did she do? There were no. There were no exes in mine. You guys finally trolled her long enough. Yeah.

It was still like 60 or 70 people that, that wished me happy birthday, like on my Facebook timeline of the most random collection of people that I've encountered in my life. I believe for it. The most random people I forgot existed. People I just went to high school with that I haven't spoken to since we graduated. Like so random. So who was that?

Because for me, it's like teachers from high school. Which I love that. My one, my French teacher I love when she always was just a happy birthday. Waiters from restaurants. I worked in like 15 years ago. What are you guys doing? Just some guy. I remember he used to work in the art department at the magazine I worked out

when I was 22. You know, like just random stuff. It's so random. Just people that I've encountered once and it got me thinking. And it's nice. It's totally nice. I just was like, this is the most random 70 people I've ever seen in my entire life.

And I thought of like the old days when Facebook was hot and like how exciting your birthday would be on Facebook. Do you remember those days? Do I remember I lived for it? I miss it every year. Wake up, pop out of bed. My Facebook wall, we used to call it a wall, you guys, before the timeline.

My Facebook walls would be lit today. Okay. People would be put inside jokes, memes, what we consider memes back then, gifts. Like, what time did you wait? Because I would wait, I would wait, I would, like, try to, like, let them, like, accumulate. I'd wait until nine. And I'd, like, really, like, let it get in how popular I was. Yeah, maybe, like, well, you would wake up and then you have texts.

And I feel like kids these days they'll never know the thrill of Facebook on your birthday. But I guess people are still here doing it. But I will say, I don't know if anyone else really feels my struggle on this, I keep missing birthdays because I'm not on Facebook. Like, that was how I kept track of my birthdays. And I'm trying to put them into my calendar here and there. But how are people keeping track of birthdays?

So the way that I do it is that I put it in my calendar and I just set it as an annual reminder. But like individually? Uh-huh, individually. That's what I got to, I just got to take the time to do this. And like, I've, and I don't get offended when people miss my birthday, like, because I've been missing birthdays. Like, I've been missing birthdays of, like, close friends. Like, Facebook used to keep me in line.

Every day, you wake up, you get on Facebook and they're like, here's who's birthdays today. And I just can't, it's hard to keep up. I forget everybody's, I don't know how some people do it. Like, sometimes it'll be like 6 p.m. And I'll realize I never wish somebody having your birthday. I forgot one of my best friends birthdays this year. We were sitting at the office and I was like, oh, my God, her birthday was yesterday. Like, it was, it's the worst feelings.

Yeah, you go put on your calendar. I know. And then Facebook, they were all in my Google calendar. It stopped syncing. I unsinked it because it would be the most random people. It would, like, I would delete them. I would get an alert that was like, here's these 10 random people's birthdays.

And I don't want it in my calendar. I know. So I unsinked it. And now I'm just lost out here. I feel like we need like an app. Should we do this in the vibe? It's a birthday. And I've had so many, like, this is how we retire plans.

Like, we're not going to tell you what they are. But there's a lot of apps that we decided when you're going to launch. And maybe after we sell vibes only someday, no, I'm just kidding. We'll never sell it. Birthday reminders. Yeah, birthday reminders. But then also... Definitely an app for that.

Okay, so also this is the thing that your iPhone is doing automatically. I've noticed that if you like wish somebody happy birthday, it says like, do you want to put this person's birthday in? Have you seen this? No. iPhones are getting smarter. Yeah. Like if you say like happy birthday, I think it pops up and is like, this is this person's birthday.

Do you want to add it to their contact? I don't have that. That's amazing. So I have some people's birthdays in their iPhone contact, but iPhone, are you going to tell me when it's their birthday? Are you notified of it? Like, are you, that's what I'm saying. Are they going to notify me? You guys are probably like, oh my God, they're sold. I don't think they're going to tell me.

It's just going to be in there. It's just in there like an address. You know what I'm saying? It says that your birthday is in mine, but it's not going to be like it's Ashley's birthday today. No. But maybe there's a way to do it. You guys are probably an app for those birthdays.

Of course there is. I'm just saying like I feel like I feel like I'm. I keep having this conversation where I'm wishing people belated birthday and I'm like, I'm sorry, ever since I'm not on Facebook, I just can't keep up. You know how I noticed that somebody's birthday is that they repost Instagram stories

of other people wishing them a happy birthday. So please keep doing that for me. I'm alerting people, it's my birthday. Like, don't get a twisted. That's how I learned that it's people's birthdays. You were so funny because you had like a bad birthday. And I was like, so I knew that you were getting tagged and stuff and I was like, oh, she's really not reposting it.

It's so humble. It's so nice of her. I would never do that. And then you were like, I need this dopamine. it. Yeah, my birthday, I had a flight canceled. It was a nightmare. A missing bag. That wasn't my birthday.

It was really a nightmare. My birthday. I felt so bad for you. Fuck you. Tap air, Portugal. They, they really catfished me because they, I was having such a pleasant experience with them.

And then they were like, just kidding. Second leg of your flights canceled. They don't tell you. They don't tell you. They don't tell you. They just don't do it. They're just like,

nope, we're all set. You figure it out. You figure it out. That's what they did to me in Europe too. That's how I ended up doing this, like, tell me a secret thing. Because it was two hours late, then three hours delayed. Then they were like, you can check in. Nope, you're just going to stand here after you check in.

Anyways. You know what I meant to say? So we were saying somebody else who does that, like, tell me a secret thing, is Ali Colbert, who we had on the podcast. And I forgot to say last week that we met her girlfriend, fiance. Now, yeah. Yeah. So we had Ali on.

She told such an incredible, beautiful story about her and her now fiancé and how they met. And so we, and obviously now they're since engaged since the episode, that was like, what, a couple months ago. And we met her. And we had drinks with them. I loved her meeting her. I know, I did too. It was really nice.

And it's so interesting because I feel like in comedy so much, we spend so much time with our friends and you're always, like, out at a comedy club with them. And it's so rare to meet significant others, I think, sometimes in this world. Because, like, they're out all the time. They're going to get those around. They've nine to fives. And so it was nice to spend some time with her and meet her in Portugal. And we like know there's, it was just, it was so great.

You know, I was so fascinated by their story. Yeah. She was great. So, yeah, that's a great update for you guys. I loved it. I guess I have one more update to share that I think I'm going to, well, I have slowly been starting to get a little more into sparkling water. That's your update.

What? She doesn't watch for like shimmy your whole body. I had this incredible sparkling water in Portugal. You had a good sparkling water experience. Okay, let me ask you this. I don't like sparkling water. I can't relate to this. So I just, I'm always, I'm always still.

Yeah. Oh, you accidentally took a sparkling water out in Europe. I've had it here and there, but I've always been a still person. That's what I prefer. And do you ever, like, are you ever curious about something for years that you could have Googled? Like, I swear to God, for years, I've been like, does sparkling water hydrate you the same way regular water does. You asked me something the other day and I was like, you could have just Google it. You asked me.

What? Currency exchange. Is that still a thing? at the airport. Like you bring your cash and they give you cash back. I was just talking out of love. It was so funny when you know out loud. The way you said it was so funny

because it's like, is that still a thing? Like it's retro to exchange your cash in a country. But like I feel like for so long, I've wondered does sparkling water, like does like LaCroix do the, which has minimal other stuff in it, has some like flavor and whatever, but, or just regular peria.

Like, does this hydrate you the exact same way? And I've just been like, I wonder when literally you could just Google it. And it does. It's the same thing. Says it does. Okay. I don't know about this. I mean, it just says it does.

I mean, it just says bubbles in it. So I guess there's a world in which you might feel a little bloated. Uh-huh. But it allegedly, which I don't know why it wouldn't, but it hydrates you the same. I don't find, I don't find myself thirst quenched from sparkling water because I don't enjoy the experience. It's unpleasant. Yeah.

So I feel like people are so hard. hardcore like one way or the other and I'm dabbling a little. So, but I like small bubbles. You like a gentle bubble. Like, I like to chug water. Just don't get it twisted. So it's, you can't just throw back. You like to murder your third.

I'll tell you what. The liquid death, sparkling water. They're trolling us. They will not stop sending stuff. It's funny because I feel like they just wouldn't stop sending me sparkling water. They're like, you're going to like it. We have so many. boxes of it in our whole fridge, my whole fridge, your whole fridge, the studio has boxes on the floor.

And then they stopped and they're like, but now we're going to send you merch. The merch. I like their merch. It's so aggressive. But yeah, I had this sparkling water. It was like, tasted just really natural at this one place in Portugal. And I was like, I'm thinking I'm going to just dabble in this more. I'm always going to be a still though. Europe changed you. You masturbate yourself now. You like sparkling water. Yeah. You're a different person now. You said to me a crazy thing earlier. You said that you're ready to date a Zaddy and be a stepmom. I'm going to read my text because I do want to announce this to everybody. I said it to Hannah. I said official announcement and I sent her our text. So I just, I texted you last night.

Here's the thing. I know I said I was on Raya. I feel like I'm not, I feel like it's taken a turn and I'm just turned off by these guys. Like they just all look, not all, but a lot of them just look like try hard and like douche bags and just like cocky and like with a bunch of jewelry and crazy fashion. And I'm just like, it just made me feel like I want an adult. So I texted you. I said, I feel like I'm ready to date some 45 year old daddy who was a real adult and would laugh at all these little fuck boys on Raya with their jewelry and weird ass fucking fashion. I'm ready to do TikTok dances with my stepkids. That sentence really got me. And you said, that's my dream for you. Mine is the kids. But yeah, Dez, Hannah's husband. And so I sent to

Hannah's official statement. She said, welcome to Zaddydom. They've been waiting for you. I was like, we'll see. I mean, she has something. I mean, watching her in Des, I mean, it's my favorite. He just like, lets her fly. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know Des is at the wedding. Nobody did. But I just, I want some adult. Adult. Yeah, you deserve that. So I'm going to manifest it. Yeah. I think you should put it out in the world. Like I said, I wanted a bald divorce guy. Yeah. Because we can't find those anywhere. But, you know, I still like youthful looks. I can't help it. It's what it is. Well, you look youthful. Thanks. It's a difference, you know. And I think.

think that like when you date people that are so much younger than you for so long, it's just, it's definitely a different like lifestyle. But that's what I want. I mean, you know me. I want to spend exactly my age. I dipped at the 26 year old pool a little bit for a little while. I spent the winter in 26. And it's just different. Different kinds of conversations. I just, I want someone I look up to. I don't want that like cocky. You want somebody that's got jewelry-waring. And they're just, they're comfortable in their confidence. Yeah, like a boss. Dad's as a brother. They try to hook you up with does this brother.

You can't have them. I'm not taking your sloppy. Okay, let's tell this story, Raina, because we can't leave people hanging and then we'll get into it with our guests. Listen, you guys, we are always doing R&D for vibes only. We have been like figuring out, like, what are our next toy releases?

What are you guys looking for? And we have an incredible partner for the toys and she sent us some samples. And this one thing looked really cool. And I will say we were like about, to like pull the trigger on a purchase order. Like we were like, this looks, this is the coolest thing we've ever seen. And then you were like, let me just go try it out.

And I was like in the middle of the day. Right now, you should leave the studio. I was like, yes, I'm going to go down to my apartment, try it out and get the zucchini bread. My mom gave me and bring you guys back a snack. And everyone was like, sounds amazing. Yeah. It was really amazing.

This was so good. Cindy zucchini bread is so good. And you brought it back up and you were like, it's not my favorite. It's not my favorite thing. And I was really shocked and I was like, I don't know, maybe she's wrong. Yeah. So it was just a very novel, cool thing, but it just didn't feel as good. It felt gimmicky.

Like once I put it on my clit, I was like, ah, this isn't really, I'm not, I'm not crazy about this, but everybody's body's different. We loved it so much. We wanted to love it so much. It looks so fucking cool. We were like, oh my God, we're going to sell the shit out of this. We were going to order a lot of them. So I came back up and I was like, I have washed this with hot water inside and out twice.

Raina, if you'd like to use it. Because it was important because I was like, maybe it's just me. And maybe I have a steel hard clip. But how badly we wanted it, we were like, we were 100% on it. So I was like, before we say no, I do think we should both try it. And she needs to send us two from now on. She does need to send us too. And she wants it back.

But yeah, everybody's body is really different in terms of like direct clitoral stimulation. Like listen, I love the ran atoll. and I love like the sucker on it, but like, that's a treat. I use the other end of the brain out all the time. It's just like just the straight up vibrator. Like everybody likes different stuff. So I used the same exact vibrator. Ashley did 30 seconds after she did.

Just to try it out for you guys. That is the closest we've ever been. And then it was a more confident pass. Yeah. Well, we always make all decisions as a united front. Always. Everybody who works for us knows that. And so, yeah, we pass.

we're going to focus on some butt plug stuff, some cockering stuff. More travel vibrators. So you guys don't have to get carpal tunnel when you're traveling. Yeah, a lot of different stuff. I'm really excited for the new staff. It's going to be a great fall. Yes, so vibes only.com. All right, guys, we are so excited.

We have a naughty themed episode today. We have the girls from Cocktails Podcast. We are honored. They just had their 300th episode. So we get them that week. Please welcome to the show, Kiki and Medina. Hi. Hi.

We're so happy to be here. I'm Medina. People sometimes get our voices confused if you're not watching. This is Medina. And I'm Kiki, the one with the squeakier voice. She's squeaky Kiki. Squeaky Kiki. And you girls are here.

You did Carolines last night. You're on a tour. You're here from Atlanta. We are so excited. You stop by. We are happy to be here. I just want to say we sold out. Caroline.

Yes. We've been booked and busy since we've been in New York City. And I just love it. We love it here. We can't wait to come back. I mean, the Uber's be expensive, but you know.

They are. Next time, we're riding the train. I'm not listening to you. Okay. The Uber's here are unreal. Yeah. No, we just did your 300th episode right before this.

We recorded with you guys. So now we're just like all besties. But when you were just going off about all your shows you have upcoming, we just sat back and listened. It was like so fun to listen to everything. You guys have going on. You have a game. Yes.

Can I hear about the game? Absolutely. So it's called I'm curious to know. Kiki and I created this conversation game. It's a deck of cards. We curated each card. We were like, oh, this is a good question. This is a good question.

And we always tell people take it on a date with you, first, second, third, fourth, fifth date in the middle of sex. Pull it out. I've done that. You just don't know what can happen with this game. It's so much. It's even fun to play like in group settings, depending on the group.

But you can skip a few cards that are too sexual. Like we do have a couple in there that are mixed up where it's like, do you just want to end the game and have sex right now? I always pull that one out of the deck and just save it so I can throw it in there. It's a game that really helps you get to know the person that you're fucking. What do you want to take them seriously or not quicker? Like, what are we doing? So it's meant to be romantic.

It's for sex. It's not with your girlfriends. I mean, you could ask your girlfriends just to get their opinions, but yeah, the goal is you do it with somebody. With your partner. I love it. You're trying to fuck your girlfriend. Right. And sometimes that happens.

I mean, we just heard a story on your, you have a fan that just that wants to lick your clit. As a friend. As a friend. Medina, I'd love to suck in your clit as a friend. As a friend, I will not forget it. I won't forget that either.

That was wild. I feel like I just want to say this to people just as I walked down the street. Would you like me to suck on your clip as friend? Just as a friend. You're going to get arrested. So tell us about the podcast. Tell us about your relationship status.

Are you guys single? Definitely single. Very single. Slide in my DMs at Coffee Bean Dean. I will respond. I might not, but slide in there anyway. We just talk about our personal sex and dating experiences and then we'll have guests sometimes

and we try to bring in different topics and just really explore it. It started because we would have these conversations ourselves. And then it's like sometimes you know when you're talking to certain friends, they kind of judge you. And it's like, I want to share with somebody. And back then there was no podcast for us to write in you. So it's like start the show.

Let's talk about it. Somebody out there can relate. And it's crazy how many people can. It's like I never, I got all tears. eyed last night. I was like, these people really are laughing at us. Laughing at us and our pain, but they really do fuck with us and it's just amazing.

They think you're their friends. Like people, when we get messages that are like I listen to you like alone in my home, you know, when I'm going through a hard time to feel like you're there with me, it's like what? And those types of messages are always so dope because we forget sometimes, like we're doing this and it's funny

and we meet every week and sometimes it feels like a job, but then it doesn't. It's like, people really listen to us and they're inspired. And they are mad when we're late on an episode. Somebody's like today. Somebody's grandmother came to our Atlanta show. And she was like, she was an older woman. And we were like, she was like, you don't understand.

Y'all have changed my life. There was a kindergarten teacher the one time that I met out at the grocery store. She was like, I teach kindergarten and you literally, y'all's show saved my marriage. Like, he was not trying to fuck me. And I was like, you need to listen to this. Listen to these girls is saying. It is really such an honor to be able to impact people's lives in that way. I mean, messages that literally say you save my life.

I mean, it's almost too much to handle. That time that girl got in a car accident and then she said she could hear her podcast playing and it like helped her till like the ambulance got there. She was like, I literally thought I was going to die. She was dying. She got a car accident. She couldn't move.

She was like trapped under her car and she was like your podcast was still playing and it just like helped me like have faith. I was like, she came up in the cast to the meet and greet. We were like, what? Yeah, it's real. I mean, I always say I don't care if I like ever have kids or if I don't get married because like I know

that my life will have meant something to somebody And like when somebody says to us, like, you help me save my marriage. I mean, so you guys do a lot of, I mean, I'm listed all 300 episodes, but. That's a lot. That's a lot. It comes out that rain is your biggest fan. She wants to suck. I actually.

I actually want to suck. It's actually a cliquy. She's a friend. Well, she's squeaky, you know? I'm going to hear what that's like. Do you do sex-related content on every single episode or you get serious on some of them? Some of them are more serious. Some of them we talk more about dating and the actual relationship aspect of it,

but I'm usually very single, so I like to concentrate on sex. And if it's not a sex-based episode, we always end our episodes with a cocktail, and that's not a drink. It's a story, it's a tale of cock. So we always end, we bring it back to it. We're other body parts. Yeah, we're other body parts. We're straps, strapped tails, cocktail.

You can just say strap in for this cocktail. We always bring it back to that, but we've had episodes about friendship. We had episodes about, you know, being heartbroken. It's hard. Sometimes as women, it's hard. When my heart be broken, it'd be broken. Everything stops. So we talk about stuff like that.

Like, we've talked about needing therapy. Like, it's not always sex, but mainly sex. Okay. I have a question for you, because you guys both live in Atlanta. What do you guys date a lot in Atlanta? Are you mostly like fucking guys in the road more? Are you getting flued out? Also, can you explain, can we define flut out?

I would talk about. We had to teach them about Lude out early. I just want to hear about it. I don't want to hear about it later. It's on my list. How are you feeling about Atlanta? I try to date in Atlanta, but I always meet men in Atlanta, but they don't live in Atlanta. So right now, I have a team of a roster.

I have a team of four. Two of them live in Atlanta. Okay. Oh, no. One of them lives in Atlanta, and the rest of them, we have to travel to see each other. Okay. Yeah. And for me, I try to date in Atlanta, but I just have not had success there.

And I have no problem hopping on the plane. Usually I meet my men in Houston. Okay. You're both from Texas. But not Houston. I just love that city. You just get Dick in Houston a lot. That's just a good city for you.

The men look good. The men are fine. They eat food. They're southern. Men don't eat food. Sometimes they just look like they're just drugged out. It's like we're too skinny. Everybody's vegan now.

They're too skinny for me. I need you to eat some meat. I want you to have steak and potatoes. You're like a manly man. Like a Texas man. And they're tall. I don't know what is happening with the little guys in Atlanta. But there's a lot of the tallest city.

Yeah, it's not. The little men are popping right now. The short, the short kings, they are little. They keep popping up, but they're not popping for me. But, yeah, and I feel like they're both in the South. But the hospitality in Houston is a lot different than Atlanta. I've noticed. And I just, I just love it there.

Okay. I love that. Do you have a spirit city for men? Houston is definitely mine. You know, my privacy is universal. They could be wherever. I'm like, I'll fucking all 50 things. I can see you're driving in Miami.

I don't know. She used to live there. I did. I did. You are giving Miami. Do you both identify, do you identify as anything? Are you straight or you buy or you open to women? I like to say that I'm fluid.

I can, it depends on the vibe. I do like eating pussy because I do it very well. And so like I like men also. I like, they're my main thing, but like I like to drizzle in women from time and time. Because men can get boring. I like men can't be boring. I like men. But, like, I like women, but only in threesome situations.

I don't want a one-on-one-one woman. Yeah, they talk too much. It's a lot of emotions. Yeah, and I don't, I'm not. And dating a woman, that's one of the people on my team right now, kind of. Dating a woman, like, I said this at our live show, it makes me realize, like, what a horrible person I am. Wait, why? Because, like, I'll be lying.

And you can't do that. With a woman, like, women really make you look at yourself. Like, I look at yourself. Like, I look at. at it how, like, how I am with men. You make, you make men talk about things and tell you the truth. And, like, I was like, wow, I'd be lying. And I'm a fuck boy. When it comes to women, I don't want to do all this talking. Just, even they just mind your emotions more than the man was. And it's like, every step of the way, they're like, she's like, well, no, we need to talk about this. And I'm like,

and see, and that's why I don't do it. Yeah, she's like, because you lie. Yeah, that makes sense. I can see that being a problem for me. I mean, I would say, I can fuck women. I don't want to date a woman. It's a lot of talking. Or just feeling like you don't want to, it's easier to just disrespect a man than a woman. Yeah. I don't want to be mean to this woman. We always say at our live shows, like, we will make fun of a man all day long, roast them, just like talk about the, we will never be mean to a girl. And when I'm doing stand-up, I'm like, can you put some men in the front? Because like, I just need to talk shit to them. Like, I don't want to

drag some woman for her job, you know, or like whatever it is. But I will absolutely do it for a man. I will. I like, you said you like eating. You like pussy because you're good at it. I feel about blowjobs. Like, I'm good at it, so I like it. How do you think you got so good at it? Because you just own a pussy. So, I watch a lot of lesbian and porn. She eats a lot of pussy as a friend. My friends let me practice on this. No, I'm playing.

I watch a lot of lesbians. Are you trying to practice on me? I mean, look, we go to bathroom. No. So there, I, growing up, I watched a lot of lesbian porn on Limewire. And I took notes. Did your computer survive? It was my brother. his computer. I wonder if he ever was like, what the fuck? Well, it was probably the same.

He was probably doing the same thing. He was doing the same. I can't even imagine porn via line wire because I was just getting viruses downloading songs on line wire. The computer was done. I didn't know you could, I didn't know that it was a streaming platform. I thought it was just music platform. No, you could get porn. I don't know how, but it was. You had to download whatever you was. So I used to watch that and then I would practice on, I used to have a bed that had the end of the bed post looked like a little apple. It was like a shape of a head, a head, our head, not a dick head. Yeah, and so I would practice kissing on that.

And then I realized, like, I would really be in my room as a child. I don't know why I was like this. My parents are great people. They are. I don't want people to be like, you know, what happened? I think a lot of kids do this. And I would be in there and I would just be like, I can't wait until the day I get to kiss somebody or like a woman's private part.

And so I would kiss the apple head and hold it and practice what I saw on the porn. Hide the computers. I think that's cool. I'm hide the fucking computers. I'm a little turned on by that. Well, that was... Well, that was... Yeah, very young.

But I never had my first woman experience until I had moved to Atlanta and met a stripper. And she chose me. And she taught me how to eat pussy in real life. She was like, this would you do, spread it up in a little bit. So you were into women for, like, a really long time before you, like, crossed the threshold

into, like, live, alive women. Finally, when an alive woman with a heartbeat, like, was like, we're gonna do these. And she took control, essentially. She took control, but I was ready. I was like, I was practicing all. my life. I've been practicing.

She's like, I'm like, it was like the Olympics. I was like, I'm talking about practice? Practice is in 17. I felt like LeBron. I was like,

I'm ready. So you weren't scared. You weren't like what is this mean? Like you just, because I, I think. I'm obsessed with this. That you just practice.

She's like, stay ready. So you don't get ready. The stripper comes long. She's like, I'm ready. And when I air pussy, she was like,

I thought you never did this before. I was like, bitch, I didn't. You're like, let me tell you about this bedpost. Yeah. Let me tell you about this little applehead bedpost. And then when I really got with an actual stud woman and I ate her pussy, she like reaffirmed. I confirmed that I am really good at eating pussy.

I was like, that is a great thing on your resume. I love that. How old were you when you first started eating pussy? I think 25. Okay. Well, we wanted to also talk to you guys about sucking dick. Okay. Because we, the funniest question came up on your episode that some man said

that white women are good at sucking dick because they don't use their hands, which we were like, not true and what the fuck, but we wanted to. I can't relate. And so you guys can go listen to that on their episode. But do you have any dick-sucking tips that you're into? People just love to hear, you know?

From both of you. Yeah, from both of you. Can each have the floor, please. You know what? I have bought this spray before, and it's like a throat numbing spray because I gag. Okay. So if I can be prepared, sometimes I keep a lot of sex things in my purse

and then I get embarrassed, like, when I have to go to the club and they're checking your bag, you know? I'm like, damn, what, bitch, what do you have? I have, like, these orgasm pills. I have an orgasm, tincture. I have... Wait, orgasm, what? Pills.

It's called sheet orgasms, and it's an herbal supplement, and then they also make it in a tincture form, so you put it under your tongue. Oh, tincture. I don't know that word. Yeah, so anyway, I always have all this sex stuff, so I found this spray, and it's kind of like, like a breath freshener, you know?

Yeah. But she sprayed in the back of your throat, kind of like chloroseptic, and it numbs you. Oh, you're afraid. So then, um, whenever I'm stuck and dig, I don't gag. And that helps. Because sometimes when I'm gagging, it feels like I'm about to throw up. And then it's like, I got to quit and tap out.

And I don't like that. That is so funny. You know how guys will, like, say, like, when a girl puts her hair up in a ponytail. She's always like a dick. You're just doing your bonaca. You're like, your throat spray. She's ready. Yeah.

And I'm ready to go. Have y'all ever thrown up on a dick? Yeah. Oh, I have. Thrown up? Thrown up. And I think they like it. Not a lot of.

I mean, I've been, like, hung over and something like, like, somebody thrusts when, like, I don't think they're going to thrust. you just like gag a little food up on it. And I like to keep it really, really wet. And so I just, honestly, I think about food. And so I think about delicious food and it just makes my mouth salivate, like, extra. So then it stays way wetter while it's going to be. Yeah.

I'm a hungry girl. You girls got to eat. Yeah. Do you vary? Wait, what kind of food? Yeah, I know. Like, you vary what kind of food do you think about? It depends, yeah.

Like, is it dick-shaped food? No, I've been thinking about crawfish, actually. I love crawfish. I love crawfish. I love them. She's thinking about it at the head while she's sucking a dick. She's like, you know what I love is like, oh, those are so juicy and spicy.

Like, it's so good. Okay, that is a really great to make yourself salivate. Yeah, because sometimes it's hard, especially if you've been drinking. And if you can't think about food, just put the dick as far back in your throat as you can, like you're going to throw up and kind of make yourself gag. And then you just naturally salivate. Yeah. Okay.

I want more tips of questions. Okay. So those are your best. tips for Talking Dick? What are your best tips? So I don't, I'm not that good at it. I don't know what happens when you hit your 30s. I used to be really good at sucking dick. I'm a lazy dig sucker. So I'm going to hit you with one of them ones where I'm using my hands and putting a lot of

spit in my hands. So it's just gliding through and you think my mouth is on it. But it really is just on the head. I don't have any tips for y'all. So that's a great tip. A lot of people don't want to fit the whole thing in their mouth. I mean, we did a whole episode on, we did on a Valentine's Day. We did an anniversary blowjob episode because it's intimidating to some people. when we have a younger audience. And so there's plenty of younger women out there that are just like intimidated by sucking dick

from what they've even seen in porn and whatever. And so some of it is just being like, here's what you do. You just slide your hand up and down. And you know what I mean? Yeah, make it real bit. Simplified a little bit. Not everybody needs to be a point star.

Sometimes I even gently scratched the sides of their thigh. It feels really good. Have you ever had like when somebody's eating up because they like scratch the inside of your thighs? I do that because I like it. So it's like I love a light touch. Like I love like fingers really lightly on my, especially in that area.

So it's like, I do it to guys because I'm like, you know what I mean? They like mimic what you like done to you naturally. So I'm always up in the middle, the thigh gap area. You know what's interesting? Well, I don't like when people go down on me. I just, it's not for me. I don't care about it at all. So I wouldn't think I would love it.

I would do too. I just, I don't care about it. Like I don't want it. I just don't like it. But I don't, no one's ever like done that to me. So I wouldn't have thought to do that. But I like some like tape play. Do you guys like, do you do anything with

the balls or the bottle or the taint. Oh, yeah. Let's talk about it. The what? The taint or the butthole or the balls. Oh. Yeah. Okay, so I like to put, if I can fit them, both of the balls in my mouth.

Wow. Yeah. Sometimes they're kind of small, so it's much easier that way. And when they're too big, it's like, girl, please, you know you're not about to do this. But I like to just put them in there and just kind of swish them around in my mouth a little bit. What food are you thinking about that? Oysters. You know what?

I probably am. Boodam bowls. Blue hand balls is a good one but I try not to think about food on the balls because I might bite. He might like it. He might, but I don't want to try that. That's a tough one. But I also

like to do that and then I try to work my way down. We were talking about eating ass earlier on our episode. I like doing it. And that I work my way down. So after I'm at the balls, I try to use maybe like this little pressure point on the inside part of my thumb and like rub it

on his asshole. Okay. Or like my knuckle and see like how he reacts and then I work my way down and like rim it. It's such a good tip for people that don't want to stick a whole finger in a butthole or like somebody's like claw nails like you may like that you don't want to stick all the just the nub is nice, just the knuckle. And they like that pressure.

I haven't dealt with a lot of grown men that will let me play with their booty holes. But there was one specific dude. He was a horrible person. But I was like, let me let me play with this. Because I could tell he wanted it. He kept like, yeah. And I was like, okay. Do you want me to lick your booty hole?

He was like, I do. He was backing it up. What they want? I kind of like lift up a little bit. I was like, what is going on? So I did it. And it was like a face-down, ass-up situation. He just, as soon as I said I was okay with it, he turned over.

All for his face in the pillow. All force. I was spread. I had ass in my face. There was like moments where I was, so, but when I did it that first time, it was like every time after that, he would Disney princess dive on the fucking bed and spread his butt cheeks. And he was like, bitch, you know what time.

is and I was like, booty hole every time. No, you gotta keep it a treat. It's a treat. Yeah, that's a treat. We're doing this every time we fuck. My face was smelling like ass permanent. Like booty hole, even if it's clean, booty hole, it has a smell. For sure, it's a butthole.

It's a booty hole. Yeah. Like, there was dooky down here at some point today. Hopefully. And I was really eating his booty hall. And how long did you wait before, like, how long were you having sex before you had the butthole, like how... I would say maybe four weeks.

So a bunch of sexual encounters. But each time in those sexual encounters, like I said, he was like inching the booty hall. He was now booty hole closer. Nobody has ever done that. Dive on the bed and just been like, I'm ready with legs. And he had the nerve to act like he had never had... He was like, oh, my God, this is the first time this is... No, it's not.

And you're like, he's been here before. 20th time you've said that. Sorry, if you like a little booty hole, just say that. We've said this, but I've, um, had my assing, but I've never done it back. Is it just, you just do it for four play just for a couple minutes? Like, you're not doing that. No, it's not a couple minutes. You really get in there?

I think it's, you're really, I was really in his booty hole. Are you jerk, do you like to jerk somebody off while you do it? Yeah, I do. He was turned around. He, it was just booty hole. So his dick was on, like, he's like, he's like, he's like, stomach down, right? I rubbed it, I slapped his ass.

Because I've got the idea of being on your knees. Okay, I did not do all of that. Maybe it'll be. Every time Bella perks up, I just, have you ever. Have y'all ever. day in a man that had like, like he was supposed to be a woman. Like, his booty was like a woman booty. Like, it was juicy.

Did he have hips too? Had a fat ass. He had a man. Is he a pear shape? I always say when I see men like that it's almost like if God was rushing it at the last minute, he was like, that's supposed to be a woman, but like the angel just put a manhead on. He's like, oh shit. That's a mistake.

And then God was like he's going to have a butt kink. Like a butt fetish. He's going to really like a n. Yeah, but I was jiggling his booty cheeks and like. Medina. He liked it. That's what you liked during. When I fuck, I want to make sure you have a great experience.

And I was back there like, wow. He likes this. This is interesting. Okay. This is not happening to me. It'll be just a couple minutes for me. I want to see this guy in like a thong bikini. Like, I want to see.

You want to see this guy like a brunch. And he'd be brunch. He's all cheeked up. With the hats on and the brunch booth. He'd be all. He ended up writing a six page Google talk about me when we ended things and sent it to my mom and my breastwress. What?

What do you mean? And my brother. About like a good about you? No, it was all bad. It was all bad. He said I never offered to pay for a date. And that was a problem. And I was like,

How long are you guys dating? Not even. It was maybe a month. A month? Maybe a month. He sat down on your computer. He sent it to her on Instagram. And then he sent me the email.

Y'all, it was crazy. Like a link to a Google dot on Instagram. Do you know if I tell everybody how I was eating your booty hole? That wasn't in the email, I guess. That he left that out. I was like, you didn't tell him I was doing that though. I was so mad. I would have put every other person that he sent it.

to c cede him and be like, let me tell it from my end. Talking about jiggle his ass cheeks, Disney princess diving on the bed, ready for his ass to be. And I would be like, let me clear my name. Did you, did you reciprocate? I told him if he ever did anything, if you ever contact me ever going to call the police.

Yeah, that's wild. That's crazy. And it was mad thinking about it. It was contacting my family. When we, when we, your mom's going to be like, thank you person. I don't even know who knew my daughter for a month. It was like he wanted them to reprimand.

Yeah, let me ground her. He put quotes. of things I should have said like, hey, baby, I got this hooka-co. What? Kaiser's on me. No. I bet him at a networking event. That guy has, he's a businessman.

He's got, yeah. He wants to be treated like a lady. In every way. A lady in the streets and a freak in the street. A lady in the streets. Well, we wanted to talk to you guys about paying for dates. Oh, no. It's a question.

Someone's like, no, next question. No. It's against my ministry. I will absolutely. take my girlfriends out and I'll be like it's my treat. Yeah. But the men no. Okay, so first date, second, day, third date. Like how, when am I

gonna pull out my own? No, I love. Okay, do you superficially motion No, I don't bother because if he says yes then don't call my bluff. I'm not doing it. We're gonna look at each other. Forever? I will treat eventually. There's no numbered date. But I just feel like they should not expect that for me.

It's a treat. I mean, I think about this a lot. I go back and forth. I have a lot of different feelings. about it and then I'll like see some TikTok that makes me think about it in a different way. And we were like watching that one about how why are we making it easier on men to date. If you are feminist or you want equality, why are you making it easier? Why are you offering to do more? And we do so, this isn't a hot take, but like we do so much more to get ready for a date. Like, you know, we put so much money.

Like if you really break it down and again, people have various schools of thought on this and none of it's right or wrong. It's all like personal and how you feel. But like we really do spend so much more time and money getting ready for a date. And I feel like most of the guys I've dated, you make a significant amount money more than me. Well, that's part of it too. Like if that's like, you know, it's that's a known thing. I don't understand what men get from it.

Like the dude who wrote the six page Google dog, he gave me a little bit of PTSD. So I'm not going to lie. Like now that I date, I either bring up the discussion. Like are you one of these men that be little. listening to the podcast that these dumb ass men be making and you're like, and when you're going to pay for a date? Like, do you feel like that? Because if you do, I'm not sure that I'm going to be the right one for you.

I'm not paying at all. I don't feel bad about it. Like, I'll do other things. Like, don't get it too. I'm not saying I'm just going to sit back and you got to pay for everything and you pay my bills and you pay. I can plan a date and I can pay for it. We can go do an activity because you're probably not going to do it.

I planned it. I planned it. Like if we're going to go. Like when you were taking somebody to the Porsche experience. Yeah, I paid for it. And that was expensive. That was more than dinner. Like, it was, it was just, it's something about taking me on a date to go eat and have drinks.

I don't feel, I don't want to reach for my purse. I don't, I feel ugly when I do that. I feel like an ugly woman when I do that. Like feeling like that. I don't like any weirdness about money. I just, I don't agree with you guys. I mean, we're going to agree disagree. I feel like nobody owes me anything.

And so I'm more comfortable in a situation where we split or I at least offer. There are lots of situations where somebody makes so much more money than you. And they're taking you to a place that you didn't pick and they can afford it. You can't. So why should you be on the hook? But I do always offer and I mean it. It's not like superficial because I don't want to feel like I owe somebody anything.

I mean, I don't be feeling like I owe you. It's not to be kind. I mean, I don't want to be bothered. I mean, if someone would entitlement feels like, and I'm not going to make it weird. If a man says I want to pay, I'm not going to be like, but I'm not, I'm not going to create a situation. For me, a first date, if you ask me out on a first date,

I do not want to pay. maybe I'll do a reach but if you take me up on it like the only time I've really My pussy dries up So it's not even My body don't like it So and like a couple times like

We went out with this guy And I like insist on splitting it Because I was like I never want him to contact me again I don't want him to get a twisted Like I don't want to see him I'm on a day too I'm like I like I'm like never going to see the person again I'm like making a statement

I'm like I'll pay for the whole thing Yeah I'm like I pay no But honestly I'll be honest like if I A guy asked me out and we go out we have a couple drinks and I do expect him to pay. It's not expensive. But I've gone on dates that lasted the whole night long and like we go to a bunch of different places and I picked up the tab at like one of the places too.

Like I'm like, let me run to the bar and get drinks for us. Like I don't need you to be on the hook for hundreds of dollars. We're running around where it's an eight hour date. But like I would not like it. If someone asks me out, the tab comes under $100 and he expects we're splitting. Like I did a lot to get ready for this. I put more time and money. I couldn't want out with somebody else

who wasn't going to ask me to split the check. I picked you. Now I'm mad. I don't like when people make it weird. And I went on that date when we first started the podcast, I went out with this guy and he made it. He like insisted I split with him. And that behavior is gross and weird.

He made her go to the ATM. How did the conversation go? I walked up to the bar. He had already gotten a drink. And then I ordered from the bartender. And the barter was like, it's so and so amount of money. And they were like, it's just cash. And I was like, oh, shit.

And he just didn't say anything. And he was like, the ATM's like, over there. And like, I should have just... That was like five years ago, so I don't know that I like, I was uncomfortable. Today I'd be like, this is, I don't like this feeling. I don't want somebody to make me feel like I owe them anything. That's weird. So I don't want to contradict myself. I do genuinely offer the split and I mean it, but I'm not going to make it weird and I'm happy. But also I think, I mean, it comes, when it comes down to like you really knowing somebody,

you're dating somebody, you know what each other kind of make. Like, if you're going out with a man that has trying to give the vibe that he has money, then he better... It's like if we go to the club, but you want bottle service, and we got champagne flying all night. You're spending thousands of dollars at the club and you're complaining about dinner.

And again, so that's why sometimes with men, I'm like, what are you getting from this? What does it do for you when you see me... Like, I need to know that part. There's a guy that I'm dating now and I did... We've gone on a lot of dates. We're probably on like date number nine. Tomorrow will be 10 and he has paid for everything.

He's never even brought up like, do you like never even you know sometimes people don't say anything but they give you the vibe like when you're going to chip me and so what I did was I did ask him because the again the Google Doc it made me when I read through it and I'm going to show y'all after the show okay it made me think like okay am I selfish am I being being too entitled is this rude is this wrong I want to make sure I like him so I told him I was like hey do you want me to are you do you want me to pay for something he was like if you ever ask me that again okay great that's another thing and he doesn't want you to ask and that's great.

I've met a lot of guys who feel that way. They're like, don't do that to me. Why would I do that? I would love that. And then there's that. Yeah. That's my time. But there's,

Rain and I've dated guys that we make more than. And everybody knows it. It's obvious. We do really well. Are you okay with that? It's, uh, we've done it.

It's not, we're single. So, it's not my favorite dynamic to be honest. It's not the best dynamic. Do you think they act different? Yes. When they know that.

Everybody asks them. I think the dynamic is just different. I don't care how toxic this sounds. When your man don't got you and he can't have you financially, not that you need him to take care of you because I feel like people want to take that and be like, well, if you can't take care of, I can't. But it's something about when your man, you know he has your back, like, it makes your pussy wet. And so when my pussy can't get wet or I'm looking at you like, I got to help. It just, the dynamic of the relationship isn't healthy to me. Yeah, I mean, I want someone that can match me. I mean, I'm looking for that person. But we've talked about that before. Like, you want me to pay or split the first date? The pussy is dried up. Yeah.

And if it's a test that you're putting me through, I'm failing it now. So y'all got to pick a different test. Yeah. I just don't want money to be a factor in my relationship. That would be ideal. That would be a deal. That would be somebody that makes exactly what I make. I don't want there to be some imbalance where somebody is just like,

I mean, listen, if you're really fun for somebody to ball out and I don't have to pay for anything, I can't relate. Wouldn't that be great? I don't like that. I certainly don't like the dynamic where like, I want to live a certain lifestyle and you can't afford it. So I'm paying for it because I'm like, I'd rather do it with you than not do it alone. And then I'm just mad all the time. Like that I don't fucking want.

Yeah. I like that you ask that guy. I mean, and I also think like you don't want to get in a position where you feel like you're dating a guy, for example, that's paid for all this stuff. And then it feels like you owe him something. And obviously you don't feel like that. Right. No, I don't feel like that.

But I do feel like that with the woman that I'm dating. And that's why I can't do it no more. because she's buying me things that are expensive and we went on a trip and she paid for everything and I feel like I owe or something it's because she's a woman. I don't feel like that with men. I'm like, am I supposed to give you something?

I mean, that's like a toxic thing too and that's just like not a great guy is a guy that thinks because he dropped a bunch of money you have to suck his dick. And I think that people forget sometimes like aside from spending money on whatever experiences you're having with somebody during the dating process, date people that like you back.

And stop. Sometimes I think that men get scorned because they take a girl out who they really liked and they spent all this money on her. She really wasn't interested in him. She was in it for the ride. And when it doesn't work out, now you feel like everybody is like that. That girl never liked you from the jump. And you knew it. If you dated somebody who actually liked you, you probably would have had a different outcome. And maybe you would have felt better along the way.

Like it wouldn't feel like you were always just spending money and getting nothing. Yeah, nobody wants to feel taking advantage of it. It's a terrible feeling. It's like, what were we doing here? And remember, you can't always buy us. Some of us are for sale, but not everybody is for sale. So you have to remember that. Like sometimes guys, I really think that they think because they spend X amount of dollars

and all of a sudden you're theirs. Yeah. It wasn't enough dollars. I certainly don't feel like that. To me, nobody's ever spent that much on me. And if somebody wants to have an experience, I can't afford, which I can't relate. But I mean, I'm because again, I'll date people like that. But if somebody I'm dating is just like they want to ball out like crazy and I can't

afford it. That I don't feel bad about it at all. It's like that's a choice you made. I didn't ask for any of this. You can pay for it because you're asking for it. You know? I love what you said that it's like guys could get scorn because they just think everyone's a gold digger. It's like maybe you just weren't picking up on vibes of women that

didn't like you. Right. She showed up because she was hungry. You felt you. You felt you. Girls got to eat. But I mean, one of our best guy friends, I mean, and he's the guy that's really successful and he's married now as a child. But he dated so much in New York City and he was like, I put so much money into it. He was like, I just, luckily I had it to spend. I spent so much money taking women on dates and I'm glad I did it.

I found the one, you know, and I think he felt that too. He's like, how much did she spend to come on this date and get ready? You know what I mean? Wear a nice outfit and get your, get your hair, done, nails on all this stuff. And again, some of this can sound a little dated, but some of it still very much applies today. I'm still spending money in my appearance. My support too. Every day. Every time. Are you sure you don't want to just get the credit card? You can get 25% off.

You have 5,000 points. Shut up. And stop telling everybody how many points I have. I know I have a lot of points. Give me the free stuff and let's go. I have a question for you guys. How much do you think a first date should cost? Like, is going out to dinner too, is that too aggressive?

And do you even like to go in a dinner day? I like a dinner date. This girl's that I eat. A first date. Yeah, for a first date. We can go to dinner. I want to go somewhere where we can talk. It doesn't have to be an expensive restaurant.

Although I love those. That's what I do in my spare time. Okay. But I want to, anything that we can do or we can actually talk, because I do want to get to know the person, whoever it is. I don't know how much to say to spend,

because I don't spend it. Call somebody you want to date with. How much was our first date? It's a trick. I asked a guy that I used to date how much does he think of first date? Because, again, I'm not paying for the dates either. And he said in Atlanta, about $500.

For a first date. Which I went to more than one place. We went to more than one place. And that sounds crazy because I would never. I'm trying to date him. Is he single? Are you getting bottles? Okay, so listen.

What happened was, like, he did end up getting a bottle. That's what they always do. The hookah. Sometimes be a hundred dollars. You know, we have a hoop can Atlanta. Yeah, if we're getting a section. And I was like, wow. So then there's a minimum.

So you might have spent $200 at dinner, but you wanted to go to like a club or a lounge and it's $350 to sit down. You got to get a box. bottle. Are we Uber. Do you guys want this on a first date or do you feel like it's a little too much? Oh, it's fine. Okay.

To me, I don't care how, how much you spend, whether it's not a lot or it is like. Because we could have gone to the food truck part. I don't mean, like, dollar amount. I mean, do you feel like it's a little too show-offy? But that's Atlanta, honestly. True. Like, I just feel like if you're going to the food truck park. Like, I'm fine with a cute little picnic.

I had a bad picnic and I'll never do that again. The first date picnic? Yes. It was hot steak picnic and she got engaged to him, but then they didn't get married. So damn. It was July. Fuck no.

In Atlanta. In Atlanta. Hot as hell. It was a food truck festival. Okay. So in theory it sounded nice, but they should have that in October. Atlanta should have a blanket.

He didn't have anything. Oh, okay. You gotta make it a cute picnic. Then he went to Publix to get sandwiches. Why are you getting sandwiches from Publix and we're at the food truck festival and a bottle of hot Sveka Vaca? I hope that's not one of y'all sponsors. No, no. I was like, uh-huh.

Okay. What did you bring this? I recently went on a date with a guy. This wasn't a first date, but I loved it. It was very ratchet. He picked me up. We went to go feed the ducks. Again, this was not an expensive date.

Daytime date? It was a day date. It was an all-day date. Okay. So he came to pick me up. We went to go feed the ducks. It was really cute. We were feeding him bread.

And then some little kids came up. He was like, y'all want to feed the ducks? And I was like, look at him with these kids. I thought about having his baby. And like, I was seeing a different side of him. So after we fed the ducks, we went to Publix and we got sandwiches. and he got tickets to this really ratchet-ass parking lot concert. And at first I was like, I don't want to do this.

We got there. I had the time of my life. It had all these old school Atlanta rappers performing in a parking lot. And everybody purchased a parking spot. He got the first row. And we had a bottle of tequila and a bottle of champagne. We had a blunt and some edibles. It was very ratchet.

Like I said, I was out there twerking on the car. It was so much. Oh my God. Yeah, it was such a fun. I had a really good time. Wait, like, what rappers do you remember? There was crime mob, D4L. I think, did T.I. pull up?

One large rapper pulled up. Then there were just people that are just on the streets and it's just like a tailgate. It sounds amazing. It was a lot of fun. It was so much fun. And then after we finished, we went to my place and we fugs. Yeah, I would fuck out to the state.

The state is amazing. Sandwiches and then just front row on a conjure outside. I say that to say like they're, because men like to take it. the expensive date and run with it. People aren't saying that you got to spend so much money. He didn't spend that much money, but we had a really good, so he planned it. That's also really creative. Is there a plan that somebody's like, I made this plan, we're going to do this thing,

and you're like, fuck no. Like, will you go to the strip club on the first date? I would do that. I would think that. But now listen, if we go to the strip club, not even which strip club, I don't want to go to the strip club and you not have spending no money. Like, no, we're not. Just be a spectator.

The girls are working and you need to be throwing money. No, don't be going to the strip club with no money. That's what I'm saying. So that could go left. Okay. What about like exercise outdoor activity? Oh, hell no. Like if a guy's like, no.

If somebody wanted to do that and I was like, have you had any conversations with me? We have had them, do, were you not listening? This is not my thing. Like, no, I'm not going. There was a guy. There was a guy that I used to fuck with and we fucked before we went on the first day. And the dick was good.

And then we went on the first day. and he was like, let's go on a jog. And I had a job, man. You win, didn't you? That was the last time I ever talked to him. You got me jogging through downtown Atlanta. He didn't left me because I don't run. There was hot.

We're not workout, girls. I was so mad during that jog. He was like, he was running. You got like a trainer. No, I don't. I don't want to do this. I don't want to be sweaty on a date. I don't want it.

I don't understand girls. Did you work out? Do you do it every one? The only sweat I could do is like, okay, are we going on a train? a beach vacation. Right. I would go to Six Flags. You would have a date.

You're hiking at Runyon Canyon. I think that's like a fun date, but you're not like sweating your balls off. I love a, I mean, it's also like Runyon. You know, it's just like a fun hike. No, that's not fun. Running Canyon. That's fine. We get a great disagree.

I like Six Flags. I like six flags. I love a roller coaster. If you do you like staying in a line date to me, I kind of look at you like, do you like, do you have a personality? Because I need to see other. I need to see other sides of you. So the amusement park, that's fun.

You like to have fun. I want to have kids one day. I want to know that you're going to be fun with these little babies. I totally am with you. Like, if you are in a 10th date and all you've done is going to dinner, you're like, can you get created? What else can we do? Yeah, like, what are you trying to do to me?

And then it's like they started saying things after the 10th date. Like, they see a future and it's like, I will make you a single father. This is not what you want. This is not what you want. Are you guys fucking on first dates? Yeah. Absolutely. We're grown.

We can skip the date sometimes because sometimes. before the first date. Woo. So let's talk about traveling for Dick and... My specialty. You and getting flued out. So you, which you guys said flute out and I was like, what? Like, they give you the flu.

And she said flute. I thought you meant flute. Like they were piping you down. I thought that she replaced pipe with flute. And then Rayna said, oh, do you mean getting flown? But you told the story of this guy who sat and who flew you out and sat in first class and made you sit and coach. But I don't...

What happened with that? Did you, I was, this was at a time when I was before anyone tries to roast me. I was very young. Yeah, of course,

you know you're in your early 20s and you just stupid. But we didn't hear the, what happened. So what happened was, I still fucked him. Well,

you met him. Where did you meet him? I met him in Atlanta at, probably 2-55. At 2-5-5. You both lived in Atlanta. Yeah, we used to waitress at this place called

255 and I met him like there. And he ended up being like, hey, I want to bring you to Miami. It really wasn't Miami. It was kissing me, Florida. And it's, That is a different place. No.

And at that time, I didn't know the difference. I ain't never been fluid out before. It's not a place. I was like, I'm going to pay. I will not recover from, let me fly you to Miami. You go to Kiss me. He's like, how about Tallahassee? That is the worst bait and switch I have ever heard in my life.

I didn't know that part. I can't believe I did this. That happened to be low-key with my friend in college. We thought we were going to New York City to visit this guy. we ended up in Poughkeepsie. We were in Pekipsi. We thought we were going to Manhattan. I did that to somebody.

I got a girlfriend of mine to drive to New York with me to visit this guy. We just went to Westchester. Yonkers. Yonkers. Okay. So you're in Kissing me. You were waitressing together and you fly to Kiss me. How long into fucking did you decide to go on your first trip?

We hadn't fucked yet. Like we just been flirting. You just been flirting. Yeah. And then when we got there, there was another girl that had got flued out. By him. No, by the rapper. No, the DJ that we were dealing.

The whole crew had somebody. Yeah. And then it was so funny because we actually ended up, when Kiki and I started recording at Mean Streets, one of the owners of Mean Streets, he didn't, he was like, why do you look so familiar? And I was like, I was the young bitch that got flued out to kiss me and was sitting in,

they were both in first class and I was in coach. It was very embarrassing. I forgot the whole question because I'm embarrassed. We're talking about traveling for deck. Okay, so what happened on the trip? Oh, we went to the trip. How long was it before you had to? had sex with him. So you were flirting with him at 255.

No, we got back up to the airplane and what he did on the airplane. Yeah. He, he, we boarded the flight and he boarded with first class crew. And this was, again, it's a long time ago. So this was before you could see your flight. Like, I didn't, I couldn't check in online. I got my ticket at the gate. I met him at the gate. So when I got to the gate, I was like,

oh, hey, and I was looking goofy with heels on in the airport. Bitch, this was so dumb. And then I was sitting there and they're like, we're going to start boarding first class. He gets up. He's like, I'll see you on, I'll see you on when we land. And I was like, Wait, what? I'm not getting on with you.

And I wasn't, when we boarded, I was in the back of the plane. There was this lady named Miss Karen, who sat next to me. And I got to know her because he, during the flight, brought me a drink. And he was like, here's a drink. I don't even know what it was. I'm just like, thank you. Thank you with my heels on. I have forehead sweat.

That is so crazy. If you cannot afford two first class seats, you need to sit with me an economy. I don't even think that it was, I don't know what's worse. If you can't afford it or you can't afford it, but you just don't want to spend it on me. I think it's worse if you can't afford it. And you just don't. It's all bad. He could afford it.

He could definitely afford it. And he just knew I was going to take the cheaper. He brought the cheap bitch. And at that time I was cheap. Every time I see him, I think about that. And I just giggle on the inside. Like, you are such a trash. And it was the lady, Ms. Karen, the little old white lady next to me, she saw this interaction.

And she was like, excuse me, ma'am. Are you traveling? Not ma'am. She's a young lady. Are you traveling with that man? And I was like, yes. And she was like, you should be ashamed of yourself. She tapped my knee.

And she was like, I know your mom raised you better than this. And I was like, goodness Karen And I still fucked him What were you there What were you gonna do? Like you're already on the trap You're gonna make the best of it

Yeah Do you have any travel stories Okay not like that I just I like to go out of town Because I find the best men out of town So nothing crazy happens in the airport Do you like meet Do you guys do apps at all?

I'll be trying I'll try but it doesn't work out well I just go out and get drunk Like you'll go out in the town and meet someone in the wild, like in Houston. Okay. Or through, yeah, in the wild. I love going out in the wild.

It's a good time. I've met a lot of men. And also, like, I like to post about cooking and stuff. I want to finger. So the men are hungry. And when they see the videos, they think I'm going to cook for them. I don't cook for them. I don't.

I cook for my girlfriends and my family. And that's it. You can't give it all away. Yeah, they think it's like you're going to get it. You want to make it a treat. I love your whole vibe of like, I'll pick up the towel with my girlfriend. I'll cook for my girlfriends. I'll do all this stuff.

The guys. Yeah, the guys is like, I need you to prove yourself. Right. Because you have. Because women deserve it. Another way that I look at that going back to the paying for dates,

have y'all ever looked at like the dynamics of a relationship? Women do so much more than just pay for a fucking date. When you're in a relationship with a man, they don't really do much. Women are the backbone of most of the households when it comes to like taking care of kids or making sure when you think about your life, most people in a traditional house.

The mom takes care. Yeah, the mom is like, he needs his soccer uniform iron. Is everybody ready for the The mom puts a trip. She's doing so much more than paying for a fucking day. Women make things better. So for that, you feed me. As for you. And we talk it all the time. There's so much more you can

contribute to a relationship than just money. Yes. There's a million things. Like, I run your life for you. I do all the planning for you. You wouldn't even have clothes if it wasn't for me. Most dads don't know even how to book a doctor's appointment or when you're going to get your teeth clean or who the kids doctor is, sir.

Yeah. I know we, there's this, we didn't episode of weaponized incompetence, but there's this whole book called Fairplay. I think it's coming out in like a documentary, I don't know, but like about how much women carry the load. And especially more when kids come in the mix, which doesn't even more to do. But now we're like going down a whole like rabbit hole.

But yeah, I mean, I think it's just, I don't know. I keep thinking about this TikTok I saw of this girl being like, you think you're being a feminist by paying for stuff. and doing this stuff, what you're really doing is making things easier on a man. Why would you do that? And I have no interest in that. She went kind of deeper with it. And I was like, damn, she really put things in a perspective.

I'm interested in making it easier for them. One of my friends, she was like, you should try shooting your shot at a man. I was like, you know what? Let me just try it and see how I feel. I shot my shot with a dude. And I was like, oh my gosh, the dynamics of the relationship has already started off wrong. So I hollered at him.

That means I saw him. My body was cute. And I asked him for his phone number. normally. Did she just define hollered? Like, we get it. She's like these white women. Listen,

that's from the city girls. It's not like we made it. Listen, as somebody who fucks on the road, pretty exclusively, I fly for dick all the time. I have been picked up for a dick appointment in Seattle,

Charleston, San Francisco, Denver. I'm talking everywhere. I know about being flued out. I will not forget the mansplaining of. hollered out just now. But anyway. I hollered at him. He was so happy. We exchanged numbers. We started texting and he goes, so when are you going to take me out?

Ah, hell. That's what I'm saying. I'm never doing this again. That was part of her TikTok too going back to it. It was like asking men out. Like, why are you doing the heavy lifting? Like, why are you making their lives easier by asking them out, then paying for them. Yeah. It was an interesting take for sure. I hear me by myself and my vibrator. I think you can ask somebody out and then I want to retreat. I just, you know, you can, you can holler. You can make yourself known that you're in.

into somebody. I mean, I'm never, if I see a guy in the wild, I'm into him, I'm absolutely talking to them. And then you can just sit back. Like, it doesn't have to always be that dynamic. But I don't think somebody follows up with when you take me out. I don't like that. Because I'm not doing that again. Yeah. No, I mean, I think it's, I'm not about playing hard to get. I want you to know that I would gladly like to go out with you, but I'm not asking. Right. Because I also want you to know, I have a vagina that gets wet and it's real good. And I know you want it. So you got to put in a little work. Like this, you got, Y'all got a prize at the end of this.

I don't get a prize. That's a great call. You're pregnant. Yeah. What? I mean, babies is a prize for late. Well, this has been incredible. Thank you guys for recording with us.

Yes. For letting us come on your show. We've loved having you. Can you tell people everywhere they can find you? Your tour, the podcast, everything. So we have a show in Philly, but this will probably be after that. So we have a show in September, September 24th in D.C. At City Winery.

You can find us at Cocktails Podcasts at C.O.C. K-T-A-L-E-S podcast on Instagram. And then I'm Kee-H-E-S-K-K-E-N-D-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-O-N-N-N-E-N-D-N-O-T-E-R-E-T-E-R-E-T-E-E-L-E-E-T-E-E-L-E-E-E-L-E-E-E-L-E-E-E-E-L-E-E-E-E-E-E-E. I just watch one of the videos. It is wild. Sounds amazing. Let's just collab. Go-L-L-W-W-W-W-W-E-W. We'll know it have. Well, thank you ladies again for recording with us. And you guys know where to find us,

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