Girls Gotta Eat - Going Deep on OnlyFans with Comedian Kerryn Feehan
Episode Date: July 26, 2021We're deep diving on OnlyFans with comedian Kerryn Feehan, hilarious and hot human who makes serious money on the subscription app. We're chatting about creating content, how much money you can make, ...promoting yourself, anonymity, feet stuff, if your partner is on the app (as a creator or a subscriber), and how doing this kind of work affects your dating life/relationships. And while we're at it, we discuss dating someone when you have fundamental differences regarding money/lifestyle and when their family and/or friends don't approve of you (or your OnlyFans account). Before Kerryn joins us, we catch up on some recent interactions we had with our moms (hint: exes and 69'ing), and a chaotic coffee incident. Hope you enjoy! Follow Kerryn on Instagram @KerrynFeehan and check out her podcast OnlyFeehans. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Check our website for tour dates, merchandise, and more. Thank you to our partners this week: Pretty Litter: Use promo code GGE for 20% off your first order at prettylitter.com. The Pill Club: Go to thepillclub.com/gge to become a patient and they will offer a $10 donation to besider.org. Function of Beauty: Go to functionofbeauty.com/gge to get 20% off your first order. Dipsea: Get a 30-day free trial at dipseastories.com/gge. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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And, like, again, like, some complaints like guys are like,
this is expensive.
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Our episode of Girls Gotta Eat.
Welcome back.
I feel like I'm, like, backstage announcing our live show, which we just came back from.
I got so high.
Backstage.
They were incredible.
Punched over, holding the mic with two hands.
Back from Philly.
Actually, back from Philly last week, I was pretending.
The shows were amazing, probably.
Can I read you this tweet?
right now?
Right now? Right now. It's relevant.
Someone said,
so this girl wrote,
she said, I really be finding myself saying,
hi guys, hi guys, out loud,
every new episode of girls got to eat.
And I said, who can relate?
I re-tweeted her and I said, who can relate?
And this girl wrote,
hi guys, hi guys, welcome back to another episode of GGE.
Welcome back.
Every single time, it's my boost of serotonin.
So comforting.
Guys, that's so sweet.
I know, sweet.
We'll never stop.
Oh, yeah, we're never going to stop.
five years. We're like, hi guys.
Ugh, again. No.
Ashley runs the Twitter, so I didn't even know this happened.
She's like, I retweeted it. I'm like, how do you do that?
All right.
Guys, we're back from Philly. We have done shows, but this was our first big theater show
in almost 15 months and the first show back at the Fillmore in 15 months.
So we were honored to be there.
It was so great. Thanks to you guys for coming out. We'll just, you know, we'll keep this short.
If you were there, you know, you know. We had the hunkomomania guys open the show, the male dancers,
They were just epic, as always.
We had them open our show in Atlantic City years ago.
You guys can go to Honkomania and see their mail review like every week in Philly.
I think they do it every Friday night, the Hungamania.
They were so wonderful.
And all the girls who came up on stage and just shared their stories and laughed with us.
The shows were incredible.
My family was there.
We had friends there.
We had Raina's friends who are now my friends who are our two biggest hype.
They're a hype squad.
They're insane.
They're my favorite people.
Yeah.
And another favorite of ours was our photographer that we used.
Okay, so his name is Adam Mason.
you may remember us mentioning because he shot my brother's wedding.
So we had to have him shoot with us.
We had him do the show.
You can check him out on Instagram, Mason Photography.
He is unreal.
The pictures are unbelievable.
It's so important to have great pictures for events like this.
Also for weddings.
He's a wedding photographer.
So check him out.
We love him.
It was so great to have him around.
Overall, it was just, it was incredible.
So it feels so good to be back on tour.
Yes, it does.
And we always say, if you guys have never been to our shows before,
they are wild as fuck.
They are crazy.
We bring you guys up on stage.
There's dancers.
the best girls night out, bring a date, come by yourself.
It is so much fun.
So if you guys came out, thank you.
All the tickets for our live shows are selling like crazy through 2021.
We're going to be in a million cities coming up.
So I'm girls getting podcasts.com.
I mean, like 10.
That's a million.
It's not a million.
Don't correct me.
But we're going to be.
Just check and see if we're coming to your city.
Yeah.
And I will announce more soon.
Yeah.
What else?
Okay.
I want to dress something.
Okay.
People think they have such a hot take when they watch our videos and
they can see the thermostat. Cool. You can see the thermostat. Good for you. You're so unique.
Like, okay. Well, somebody commented it's 77 degrees and it's like, yeah, we turn the air off to report.
It's a million degrees here. Listen, tell me you're not from New York without telling me you're not from New York.
The air conditioners are fucking loud. Very few people have central AC. It's a luxury. If you have
central AC and a garbage disposal, you're living large and we're not there yet. My building is
a thousand years old. I'll never have central AC. So it's just, there's so many few buildings with
Central. You see, this is a luxury building. They still don't have it. So we have to turn the
AC off when we record and it gets fucking hot in here. And you guys keep bringing it up and we're
triggered because we're the ones that are sweating through it. So stop bringing it up. Cool that
you see it. We get it. If someone was like, Rainis Harris frizzy and her face is red. Yeah, it's a
billion degrees. Every summer, it's like, here we go. It's the hottest girl summer. Recording a podcast
in the summer. Hot girl summer. I want to trust. I can't wait for winter. Because then we won't be
able to turn the heat on and I'll just be sitting here in 50 degrees, living my truth. Okay. So
last week we had the queen Esther Perel on the show and I told my whole family you have to listen to this.
And you and I were talking on the beginning of the episode about 69th birthdays.
And I said that you're so lucky that your parents like know what that is and think that's funny.
And my mom would never know.
And I kind of like roasted her a little bit, but like I didn't really say anything bad.
And so I forgot that I told my whole family to listen to the episode because it was like your dream guest.
Yeah.
And also I just think like cheating infidelity is super relatable.
The episode is incredible.
It's incredible.
and just desire and keeping a relationship.
My mom's married for like 26, 27 years.
And so like how do you keep desire alive?
Probably in her case she doesn't.
But, you know, Rita, you can't, I don't even know what this text says,
but here you are continuing to roast her.
They don't fuck anymore.
They're 70.
Come on.
Your parents definitely fuck.
Okay.
They didn't show up to brunch looking.
Your parents fucked before brunch on Sunday.
Listen, everyone knew it.
The waitress knew it.
Shut up.
They both sex.
down. They both order mimosas immediately. Your mom was like, I'm feeling like French toast,
something sweet. Your dad's like, yeah, you don't know. Your dad didn't get creepy about it.
Shut up. Okay, so I can text for my mom at 2 a.m. trying to listen to your Esther Perel show now.
Then I get a text. 2 a.m. Your mom's cute. 2.05 a. She's firing up a podcast.
205 in the morning. What is her life? She doesn't sleep. Well, I feel that. She'll sleep to like 10.
I should go about a 5-A-5-A-104.
223, I got another follow-up text.
Oh, God.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, period.
I graduated high school and started college in 1969.
There are no jokes or reality about 690 that I don't understand.
Raina, that was 16 years before you were born.
In fact, 1969, I asked my mom about this, and she told me about her view of this.
You did not invent sex, you know.
That's what my fucking mom said to me.
No.
In fact, my mother, who would be 100...
She's still going.
Who would be 102 today in 1969 told me it was a normal thing between two people who are intimate.
And then she closes with, so how's that for thinking you're so liberated?
Your mom is on one.
What?
223 in the morning.
How's that for thinking you know about sex?
I am so dead.
I'm so dead.
Listen, guys.
Your mom's like, you know what?
It's 2.30 a.m.
Let me break down the history of 69.
And the conversations I've had with your grandmother about 690ing.
Listen, I grew up in a sex positive house, but like, we didn't talk about sex.
We were talking about freaky shit.
My mom didn't know when I lost my virginity.
I just wasn't, I grew up in like a normal everyday home.
I wasn't telling my mom about hookups.
We weren't talking.
We don't joke about 69 and get a table.
And if I was like, mom, you're 69.
She'd be like, I don't care about this.
But then at 2.30, she's going to write you a.
You think you're so fucking liberated.
about it. You didn't invent sex, you know. I can wait to tell you. She's going to listen to this.
And then you're going to get another 3 a.m. text. I woke up all groggy at 7 a.m. Like, that's not
what that says. Yeah. I know. That's what I was thinking. Like, did you have to do a double take?
Yeah, I had to read it like six times. Yeah. So she's, your mom's the exact same age as my dad. He graduated
high school in 69. Which I just love that. Like, class of 69? You're so lucky.
So lucky. Class of 69. Does your mom go to her high school reunions? Like, is she into that?
My dad went to his 50th.
I don't know if my mom went to hers.
My dad goes to his.
Like he went to Newark High in Delaware and he still goes to him.
So I'm like, this is like you have the best class ever.
But now people are starting to die.
So it's kind of weird.
Yeah, it's kind of sad.
Like every class reunion, it's like, who's still around?
I was going to go to mine, but that was like a week or two after left me.
I don't care.
That's his name.
Oh, what?
I can do it.
Can you beep it out.
You just beep it out real out.
I go rogue on the podcast.
After four years.
Three and a half years.
you were just dropping names.
Oh my God.
My 10-year high school reunion was right around the time that my fiance had left me like two weeks before.
So my mom was like, yeah, you can't go to that.
What are you going to tell people that you're...
Well, because you would just have to relive it over and over.
I mean, I always thought growing up that I would be like wanting to go to high school reunions,
but I've never been to one.
And I feel like you used to go prior to social media and it would be such a surprise to see
what everybody was up to.
but now you just know.
Yeah, I know exactly how fat you got, okay?
And I know how successful or not successful.
I know who you married.
I know how many kids you have.
I don't, yeah, before social media, like, cool.
I also think people used to, like, leave their towns less.
So, like, I feel like people would stay in touch with the people from they went to high school with
because, like, they're just kind of around.
And so it's just like a fun party when you would go.
Yeah.
Sometimes high school reunions, you haven't talked to any of these people in 15 years.
Why go?
Yeah.
But then that's kind of fun, too, to see what people are up to.
But again, like I'm saying, like, you can find that out on social media these days.
So I have a story about my mom,
while we're here. So my mom is really into, like, sentimental stuff. I mean, I am too, but she loves
to make picture books. She loves to make slideshows. I have so many picture books that she's made me.
She just does them on like Snapfish or whatever, but like she, you know, made, she'll make one for
our Dewey Beach vacations as a family. Like, she made one when they built their house. Like,
she made one for Dewey. It was so sweet. She gave it to me a Christmas. She recently made me one
from Matt's wedding. Like, she loves doing these. And she just loves, like, photo albums and stuff
like that. And so you know if you have an iPhone, sometimes it'll be like, here's this
compilation of photos from your years going to Dewey Beach. Do you want to make a slideshow?
They'll be like, here's all your memories with your daughter. Here's all your memories
with this dog or whatever. So she's made a few that have been like so fire. And I've sent them to
you and you're like, unbelievable. Yeah, they're so good. So a couple weeks ago, she said and she was like,
she said, look at all our memories in Dewey Beach. There's a ton. This slide show's like three minutes long,
which is pretty long.
And so the music continues to change.
You know, Apple just puts their music to it,
whatever they feel the vibe is.
I'm watching it.
I'm like remembering it.
And then all of a sudden,
it is just a whole montage of me and my ex.
And the music changes.
It gets real somber.
I'm not getting the song changes.
It gets really slow and like sad.
And it is just all pictures of my ex.
She didn't even,
do you think she proved?
She didn't prove freedom.
I don't know if she did.
And I was like,
I laughed so hard.
It was so funny.
Clearly this was years ago, but like,
it was so funny that in the middle of the slideshow,
the music changes.
Ashley and her ex.
Memories and Dewey,
the good times.
It's so fucking funny.
And then it just goes back to like our family.
It's so crazy.
And so we,
Matt and I got such a good laugh out of it.
Yeah,
I love an old people use technology.
Like we roasted her for it.
You know what I mean?
And then on Facebook,
she posted like a collage for me.
Matt's birthday.
Uh-huh.
Why is he in there?
I gotta look this up right now.
Listen, I understand her not watching a three-minute video.
What will be will be.
But kids are the fucking.
She didn't look at the...
Is he tagged?
Your mom just tagged.
He's not tagged.
But, like, it was...
He was in a collage that I had made.
But he's still in it.
He's still in my brother's birthday post.
Are you seeing it?
This is so funny.
I can't get into Facebook.
Probably Facebook's like, no one wants to be here anymore.
You know that, right?
I'll um I'm not right that's looking right now there's not that you guys there's all there's
one two three four five six seven eight there's ten photos there wasn't how much to scroll through
there's why is there a romantic sunset photo you and your boyfriend at the beach I can't help
so I'll just like just for the for a fact of like the text I sent my brother I'll just give him a fake
name we're just we'll go with Kyle and I just was like mom just can't quit Kyle can she like
And he was like, I was going to say something because it's his birthday post.
Why is Kyle on my birthday post?
Ashley.
It's so funny.
Yeah, I can't stop looking at this.
It's incredible.
It's all these beautiful photos of you and your family.
Why is there a romantic photo of you and your ex?
It's so romantic.
And it's just I, both of these incidences I wouldn't have really thought of, but I'm like,
this is her thing now.
She's just like going to sneak him in there.
Your mom's just trolling you.
She's like, don't you wish you guys were still together?
You're like, mom, what the fuck?
I just think it's so funny.
I love your mom.
She just like, the photo books get a little weird sometimes because we've broken up with these people.
You know, like Matt, one time she did a photo book for a family vacation and we were all on this boat.
Me and my ex were back and forth.
Like, I don't think we were fully broken up.
She gave him to Christmas.
She gave one to him too.
So he has one of these.
But Matt had broken up with his ex who was in the picture on the boat.
I think my mom just put like a star over her face.
No, she did not.
Or she like cropped her out.
Like she needed to get her out of there somewhere.
So she does it for Matt.
She'll do it for Matt.
You got to tell those people stand on the end of the photo too.
Like they can't be in the middle of a photo.
Guys, like, if you're not like married or even if you are married, honestly, make your
spouse stand on the end of the photo.
A couple years ago, we were my cousin.
You're my cousin Jeremy's wedding.
And like my brother was kind of recently dating his wife.
And my fiancee and I were there.
And we were all like roasting my brother's girlfriend.
Like you got to get on the end of the photos.
This isn't probably going to last.
Like whatever.
Why is it like years later?
my fiance left me and they're married for four years. Oh no. Yeah. So we were roasting her pretty hard.
That's so funny. It was pretty funny. You were like, my fiance could be in the middle because he's here to stay.
Everyone's like, that's what you think. They're like, he's going to leave you in a month. You don't even know it yet.
Oh, no.
Anyway, my mom's troll.
Both of our moms are trolling us, apparently.
I love your mom so much.
I love your parents.
Came to the show.
Your mom texted me before the show
and said, congrats.
And I just love, I mean, you guys don't,
you guys know this.
If you list the pie,
my relationship with your family
is really special.
So your brother's birthday was yesterday.
I texted him,
happy birthday brother.
And it was just so nice
to have your parents
and your dad specifically.
We were in the middle of a show,
and I just see this girl
lean over across the aisle
and take a selfie with your dad.
They're like famous now.
Your dad's watching his daughter
on stage and this girl's like
this selfie is more important.
No, people like went crazy for them.
They took so many fan photos.
Middle of the show, actually.
We were in the middle of a segment.
This girl leaned over the aisle to take a picture with your dad.
It was amazing.
But anyway.
Well, last thing about family.
This is a family themed intro and then we'll get into the topic and stuff.
But I am meeting my boyfriend's family this weekend.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to Seattle.
I'm going to stay with his family.
So I feel like this is like Jared Fried when he's like,
we all know how it goes.
Trip, commitment.
You know what I mean?
He's like, trip, move.
have been together. I love you. But you're like, Kane's not scared of commitment. So,
no, not at all. Like he's ready for it. He's like, coming to family. He's like, please come here now.
So we're going to Seattle and I'm going to meet his family. I'm very excited. And then he'll meet
my whole family at the end of the month. Oh, at the end of this month. At the end of August.
We're going to bar mitzvah. So it's going to be like baptism by fire. He's going to be literally
entire family and extended family. He's going to be great. Shot. And I mean, yeah, I mean,
you should be with a partner that you're not concerned is going to be weird with your family. So I'm super
excited. Yeah. I'm excited for you.
And actually while we're here, we were thinking that we would do a whole episode on meeting the family.
We've touched on family stuff a lot.
But in terms of just a solo episode, you and me talking about, like, when do you introduce
someone to your family?
What do you have to think about?
Like, what can go wrong?
Like, what does how you feel about the meeting your family say about the relationship,
all that kind of stuff.
So that should be coming soon.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
And we'll pull you guys with that pool, pull, pull.
Pull.
You got it.
I say fool and pull weird.
I know.
I don't hear it.
I don't hear it.
Like, it's the only thing I don't hear.
Whatever, it doesn't matter.
We'll poll you guys about the craziest, like, I met the family stories.
And we always get the wildest shit for that.
We've done this for the holidays, but just in general, we'll do it more.
Yes.
Well, I feel like I have a story that the listeners might like to share from the weekend.
It was amazing.
It can be relevant anytime.
It's not just like a Philly related thing.
It just happened in Philly, but it's really indicative of my personality.
I feel like.
So, hey, a couple things.
You guys know I love hot coffee in the summer.
any time a year. I will drink hot coffee in the beach. I don't fucking care. The guy with the sign right now
was holding up something that says like people who drink cock coffee in the summer are psychos. Also,
someone said they met him and he wasn't nice. So that was me. I didn't say I met him and wasn't nice.
Well, I said I saw him interact with a couple fans and he was like super rude. He was like,
okay, nothing this year, move along. Okay. We don't want to drag anybody. But listen, that's what
we're going to saw on the streets. And if he's going to shame me with his sign this month,
we're going to talk about it. So I love hot coffee. Katie Strinos, shame me for it. We've put that
on Instagram.
I love hot, like, I'm just going to drink hot coffee.
I'm just, that's what I'm going to do.
And we go to brunch in Philly and, um, I sit down and you were there with our friends.
There are a couple, your friends.
Sorry.
They're more your friends.
They're more my friends.
Blake and Aaron.
Yeah.
And I was there like five minutes after you guys.
So I sat down, I order coffee.
Aaron was drinking a coffee and we're just having a nice little brunch.
The server was a little weird.
And listen, we understand restaurants or under staff.
People are stressed.
People have bad days.
Like, we're always going to be sympathetic to that, of course.
But, you know, it was weird.
he was a little rude.
Weird.
He was weird.
And he comes over at one point and he puts down two refills of coffee.
I was like, just keep it coming.
You know, and so was Aaron.
So he puts down two coffee cups.
Like, that was my third cup at this point.
So he put down my third cup of coffee, her second or third cup of coffee.
And he goes, so this one's the regular and this one's a decaf.
And I shot up.
I said, what?
Is one of these decaf?
Like, I wasn't so, I wasn't rude.
But I was like, wait.
I was like, is one of these is decaf?
And he goes, I don't know.
At which point I turned my entire body just back from Ashley
because I was like, I can't watch this happen.
I don't know.
You should know.
You took the order and you probably filled it.
Also, this was like our fourth really snarky, odd interact with this guy.
It wasn't like this guy was so nice and all of a sudden like a different person came out.
So it shook me up so much because a normal response from a good server would be like,
oh my God, I'm so sorry.
A, I made a mistake or B, I misspoke.
Not, I don't know.
Figure it out.
I would just lie to you.
And I was like, it shook me up.
I took a second.
And I was like, wait, I was like, hold on a second.
Are you saying that I've been drinking decap this whole time?
And he was like, I don't know.
Like, I wrote it down and he like reaches around like he might pull out his notepad,
but then doesn't.
He acts like it's such a huge inconvenience.
And we have this very awkward interaction in which he just gaslights me,
doesn't answer me and is basically like, well, have fun. Bye. I was shocked. It was amazing. Although, Ashley reacted like she was sober for five years and he had just put vodka in her cup and she didn't know it. It was so funny. So we all lose it. Like your guy friend Blake, he was just like hysterical laughing. He was like, this is the funnyest I've ever seen. Like the guy's reaction was wild all weekend. You were being annoying and you just like asked a question. I know. So we get over it. We have our brunch. Whatever.
he does something else rude, shocker.
And then at the end, he comes back over.
And he goes, I'm sorry about that whole decaf scare.
And I go, oh, oh, so it was a scare.
And he goes, who's to say?
And then he said, I pour 40 cups of coffee a day.
What?
He said, sorry about the scare?
He said, oh, God, so it was a scare.
I don't know.
We're still unclear.
We pour 60 cups of coffee a day.
Then he got so snarky again.
Like, he kind of.
that came over with an apology and then he turned on me again.
You just lie.
Listen, bro, just lie.
If you have accidentally served somebody caffeine, that's a problem, right?
Like a person could have like a heart problem.
But if it was accidentally decaf, just lie.
Yeah, I know.
You shamed you so hard.
Also, nobody is nicer to wait staff than Ashley and I are.
So, like, we couldn't be nicer.
And this guy could not have shamed you harder.
It was such a shocking experience.
I was like, this is insane.
And then we go to brunch the next day on our way out on Sunday.
and Blake and Aaron got there before you and I, we got there.
We were like five, ten minutes late.
And I, of course, order coffee.
And I say to the server, she's like this nice woman.
I was like, I want a hot coffee, regular caffeinated.
Like now I'm just kind of PTSD from it all.
And she comes over five minutes later, brings the coffee.
And she goes, ma'am, here's your decaf.
And I go, oh, I like, my, I've almost.
You guys, there's a video of it.
We'll put it on our story.
It's amazing.
And it took me a second.
And I just turned to our friends.
I was like, did you do this?
And then she's, the server starts laughing.
And then she was so funny because she was like, girl, I didn't know how you were going
to react.
And I got a hot coffee in my hands, you know, because she was like, I didn't, I really, like, shook
me up.
It's so, I love hot coffee.
I don't understand.
I mean, whatever.
If you need to drink decaf for some reason, I'm not shaming you.
But I would never in my life order a decaf coffee.
I told you the story of an ex of mine how it was our first date and we were eating at a place that
was kind of like, do you have many go in a place that was kind of like, do you have many
go in refill your coffee?
We were sitting on the patio.
and he was like, too many go inside and get you a coffee refill.
And I was like, sure, it's nice.
First time, first date and lunch date.
And he came, I told a story I think before.
And he comes out and he goes, they only had decaf.
And he saw my face and he goes, I knew you were going to overreact.
He said, I knew you were going to overreact.
First date.
And I was like, well, you know me pretty well.
I guess we're going to date.
And we did.
That is so funny.
Like, I go, like my face will just change.
I knew you were going to overreact.
That is so funny.
Because I would know you would overreact.
Yeah.
We'd been together for four years.
Right.
So it's just, I mean, it's such a violation.
It's just the way he acted was so funny.
I also asked if we could order and he looks at me like the flesh was going to melt off his face.
He was like, I was coming here to do that.
I was like, because I was a waitress my whole life.
So like I know how to like be nice to people even when they're annoying.
I was coming over here to do that.
I was coming over here to do that could sound nice in other contexts.
This one is, I was coming over here.
here to do that.
Well, I don't know. I've been here for 45 minutes trying to get you to take my order.
I don't know that that's what you're coming here for.
Yeah.
I thought you were going to come shit all over my friend again.
And then apparently I'm in mainlining decaf.
Who's to say?
Now every time Ashley asks me anything, I'm like, who's to say?
And then Blake and Aaron were driving back.
They had to drive back to Pittsburgh, like from Philly.
And she was like, if he says who's to say one more time.
I was like, Willie, who's to say?
So anyway, never give me decaf.
We should do no decaf.
That's our new merch.
That's our new merch, no decaf.
Okay, guys, we are so excited to welcome our guest for today.
She's a writer, actress, and comedian who you can see in New York City.
She is the host of the podcast Only Feehan and the star of the animated series on YouTube.
Karen sucks and a star on Onlyfans, which we're going to talk about today.
She makes me feel like the laziest person on Earth.
Please welcome to the show Karen Feehan.
Hi.
Hi.
Yeah.
I just said she was lazy.
Yeah.
She did.
We're going to get, every time I read people's credits, it's up top.
And it's like, she does 75 different things.
I'm like, I just do the podcast.
This podcast is huge, though, right?
Yeah.
Thank you for having me.
Follow me everywhere.
Karen sucks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it's animated.
Yeah.
I had this kid, I had like a bit that I wanted to animate.
I have a joke where I say, I think we can stop saying we're in this together.
Like the next time I hear that, it better be from the two dudes D.Ping me.
and I have like a longer version.
I was like,
can somebody animate this,
you know,
so I can have like an interracial DP
just at a whim
so I can just watch it
when I want.
And I liked how he did it
and we just started working together.
Oh, that's so cool.
Yeah.
I want to see what your little cartoon looks like.
Yeah, it's dark.
It's like animated really like lots of grays
and like dark colors.
But the music is cool.
There's a lot of great voices.
Jim Norton's in it.
Bonnie McFarlane, Rich Voss.
Oh, wow.
Derek Gaines.
All right.
He takes his penis out.
I love this.
Cartoon penis.
Wow.
This is great.
All right, guys,
check it out.
We're going to plug where you can find her on everywhere,
also at the end of the episode as well.
You're dark.
This is so much.
I love it.
I know.
That's why I connect with the Zool so much.
I'm like,
hello spirit.
I know.
Talk about the underworld.
Like,
her comedy is so funny.
It's so dark.
It's so fucked up.
But you're like a really sweet person on the inside.
I am.
I like paid for this dog's vet visit like a couple weeks ago.
I guess it's not that big of a deal if you keep bragging about it.
But I did it for the record.
Recognition. Oh, it wasn't your dog. It was just a random dog. Also, it'd be weird to refer to your own dog as this dog.
I'm going to this dog's visit. No, it was like this family. I could tell they were like really poor and this
pipple was so dying. He was like 12 and probably had stomach cancer and the vet was like it'll be $600 for an ultrasound and I could just look at them. I was like oh my God, I know that they're not going to do that. And then I mean, the dog, the vet said it looks like cancer, smells like cancer and I'm like, hey, like yikes. Like kind of harsh way to put that.
Yeah. But I just paid for the visit. I was like at least maybe he can have some steak for his last meeting.
because I know they're not coughing up anymore.
That's so nice, Kieran.
I am good, but yeah, my comedy is pretty dark.
Well, those are the best people, though, who have dark sense of humor is and kind souls.
Well, we want to talk to you about only fans today.
What only fans is, how much money you can make, what content is great?
Can you be anonymous?
What are the followers like?
And can you have a boyfriend while you have an only fan?
Well, let's start there.
You mentioned a boyfriend.
So you're a single woman in a city?
Yes.
I guess we can go back because it is like, it's an emotional thing.
I did like basically lose the love of my life because of OnlyFans.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
No, I was madly in love with them.
I mean, probably not like fundamentally thinking about it.
But like it was the catalyst.
It was really emotional.
It was really sad.
Like we tried to stay together a lot.
I stopped doing it.
Like when I first started doing it, I was writing at Paramount Network and they laid off like 85% of their
freelancers.
And I was like, okay, bye, there goes that money.
And then pandemic's like, buy.
Like, bye, there goes stand up.
And people had always kind of been like,
you should do it only fans, you should do it only fans
because I'll post pictures of my ass on Instagram.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I'm like, I don't know what that is.
I know what that is.
Like, I just like watch regular porn and live my life.
And then people just kept kind of,
it was like in my ear, in my ear, my year.
I'm like, whatever, let's just like see what happens.
Let's just make a profile, throw some tities up
because I could give a shit who sees my tits.
And see what happens.
And it was like, fucking followers, money.
I was like, this is great.
And I was still at Paramount Network
when I very first started it.
Okay.
But me and my ex now boyfriend had broken up.
So I never, like, did it while we were together.
Like, I was a single girl when I started doing it.
And when he wanted to get back together, I was like, he was uncomfortable with it.
And I was like, okay, fine, I'll stop.
I'll just, you know, make money other ways and, you know, stop being rich for you.
Isn't that huge?
Like, I'm sorry.
Nobody's ever given up, like, because I, like, it depends on how hard I try,
but it has a potential to make between like 50 and 60 grand a month.
Yes.
Let's like all just like take that in.
Like that's a ton of money.
We got tons of questions about money.
So we definitely want to talk about it.
Like on like if I were to post content like every day or like get after it like do like wilder stuff than I do because my stuff's pretty tame.
My biggest complaints are like where's the close ups?
Anal like how come there's nobody in this?
It's just me.
It's just like me strip tea's very light masturbation if you want to call it that.
If I have like a vibrator out, you can barely even see my vagina because it's covered by the vibrator.
Men, don't listen to this.
Yeah.
Sign up now.
My dumb dumb,
my dumb followers.
So it has potential to make that.
When I just let it ride, it still makes like 20 grand a month when I work like one day a week or whatever.
One post a week.
Yeah.
For how many minutes?
Six, well, it's like a three minute video.
I mean, I get ready.
I like doing it post workout.
Like I feel like I put in effort.
Yeah, yeah.
Like I see my lifestyle as like the effort.
for behind the content.
Does that make any sense?
Of course.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, you work out.
You show you look great.
Your body's great.
Yeah.
It was when we talk.
Any body type is fine for anything.
But you clearly work on your body.
Right.
I mean, that's what we talked about with Asa.
Like, we had this funny moment with her where she was like, it's just so much work, hair
and makeup and work it out.
But she was like, it is part of the job.
Yeah.
But what a fun job.
Like, what a rewarding way to live.
Like, oh, my job's just like taking care of myself.
I have a question about your journey.
I know only fans.
So you were like, I just threw it up and it exploded.
So people asked a lot when we asked what do you want about OnlyFans.
Like, how do you promote this?
Did you put it on your Instagram?
I put it on my Instagram.
Actually, not at first.
I first put it on Twitter.
Okay.
I have a good following on Twitter.
And I was like, and I just put the link up.
I didn't say anything.
I didn't make a big announcement.
That's the other thing.
With me, I don't lead with it because in my entity of living, I see it as like 10% of
my life, like, of that.
You know, I'm just like doing so much other stuff that I don't lead with it.
I don't post about it every day.
at all. Like, if my
subs dip a little bit, maybe I'll throw
a link up just, like, to get the numbers where I want
them. I have goals every month, like, what I want
to hit. I feel like we'd be remiss
if we didn't pause for once I can explain one oldie fans
is. Right. I know, we just, we dove right in.
And also, I want to back up and just, you know,
it's not that easy for everybody. Like, you have a following.
Like, that's the same with us. We didn't start this
podcast with, we both had following.
So things like that. Like, I always like to be realistic
about people's expectations. Also, can you just say
when, was it like the beginning of the pandemic?
Like March? During the pandemic.
During the pandemic.
Yeah.
Okay.
Which was like probably prime time.
Oh, yeah.
What a great time to start.
I mean,
there was an uptick of 75% of like women's joined only fans.
Like a,
or some,
that number got thrown around.
I was like,
what?
It was a ton of,
and your average,
like, everyday women were just like starting only fans.
It counts probably to supplement their incomes in whatever way they can.
Right.
There's a documentary,
but only fans if you guys want to watch it.
But it had been around for a minute before the pandemic.
And then it exploded.
Yeah.
Okay.
So let's start at the beginning.
Yeah.
Can you just give us a brief overview?
It can be anything, right?
Like, if you are a sculptor and you want, you know, people to watch you making clay pots,
you can start an only fan.
Nothing's stopping you.
I'm not stopping you.
It's a platform.
It looks kind of like Instagram, but it is, it lends itself to porn.
It's like a Twitter.
Subscription platform.
Like, subscription platform.
Most people use it for sex stuff.
Right.
It can, you know, get really wild.
I know there's another girl.
She follows me.
Her name's Kenna.
And like she does more just like studio photo shoots and has like subscription based and does a lot of girls do like sales and like bundles.
And you can get a month for this, like a month for that.
It's all video, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
So photos.
Photos.
Yeah.
So photos.
So it looks like Instagram is a subscription platform.
Yeah.
Usually use it for pornographic reasons.
Yeah.
Like is the main model.
It's a monthly subscription.
Yeah.
But then private stuff.
right.
Right.
And we want to talk about it because you told me you make most of your money there, right?
But then to get even a private video or message or whatever from you, you have to subscribe to you monthly.
Correct.
Got it.
Okay.
And do you set the prices?
Yeah.
Okay.
And so you set the prices for both, the subscription and the private stuff.
And so fun.
That's so fun.
What do they look like?
What's normal?
What's average?
My prices?
If you want to share or just.
My monthly is 25 a month.
Okay.
That is a lot of money.
Like, that's more than anything.
anything that we pay for.
Okay, hear me out.
No, I'm not saying it's bad.
No, no, I just hear me out.
If I, like, I'm very specific about the type of porn I want to watch.
I have a bodies that, like, make me feel horny.
And so I find a body that makes me feel horny.
I'm paying for it.
Yeah.
I can see that, you know?
Like, it's, yeah, I love to hear it.
It's also, again, back to your point of, like, being realistic.
Like, somebody like me, like, I used to run a burlesque show.
Like, I've been talking about my pussy on radio for years.
Like, I've, like, built up a following of people who want to see me naked.
Like, it's just my Instagram following.
is 89 11, 11% women.
Karen, mine is 93% women.
My 7% men.
Girls, I'm fun.
I'm the exact opposite.
I'm crazy.
I'm 75% women.
I'm 93% women.
No men want to see me.
Can you imagine my only fans?
They're like, we don't want it.
I'm telling you.
It's just called no fans.
Or my feet.
They do want to see my, some guys want to see my feet.
You guys would crush.
Are you kidding me?
You don't really.
You would absolutely murder.
Somebody the other day was like,
what do your DMs look like? Do you guys get like creepy messages? We were both like,
we don't have any men that follow us. They're out there. But I love what you said.
Like we feel like that about our career too. Like everything I did up to this point was like
building up to this thing. You know, I like, it wasn't just like one day. I was like, I should start a podcast.
Like I would done stand up. I'd done radio TV. It had been like, you know, all that kind of culminated
into this one thing. It wasn't like out of the blue that you would have done this. And also
launched it with a following. People want to see famous people naked. Yes. So you have
I'm not famous by any search of the imagination. But like, yeah, I think I just, I think I just
had, I definitely had exposed myself to the right fans.
Like, you know, I'm on Legion of Skaggs.
I do Jim and Sam.
I do Jim Norton's podcast.
So like, their fans, those fucking love them to death.
You glorious and sells, keep paying.
Oh, this is just the girls listening to this podcast, right?
I can talk about all this shit I want.
Oh, 100%.
So did you, in terms of like a marketing plan,
did you like test out different prices or are you like 25, that's it?
Or did you raise your prices as you want?
I started at 25.
I left it there.
I'm like, that's how much people would pay to see me do stand up.
I was like, I should have doubled it.
You know?
And what are you charged for the private stuff?
Like, it depends on what it is.
So, yeah, let's talk about what they can do.
If I'm making, like, a vibrator video, that's like a three to four minute video, it's
going to be like $75.
And then you, again, we are like, we're not on the platform.
I'm not familiar with it.
You will just, like, send that out to everybody.
It's like, it's like a routine.
But do they feel like it's private to them?
Sure.
The other thing is I think that what guys like about mine,
it's like it's very much like the boyfriend experience.
It's like a video that you would send your boyfriend if he was out of town.
Okay.
You know?
Because it's not so graphic.
Is that what you're saying?
It's not.
I like no penetration hardly ever.
And you come on the video?
No.
Oh, okay.
I love that term boyfriend content because it's not like the most explicit,
filthy stuff.
I mean, you could do whatever you want.
Right.
But like you kind of leave people wanting a little more.
Yeah.
I think that's what,
why mine's been working.
And like, again,
And like some complaints like guys are like, like, this is expensive.
I'm like, you might think it's expensive.
But like Drew has some offshore accounts and he's buying all the fucking videos.
So.
Well, right.
Like then don't buy it for it.
This is like boutique.
People are like, do you do customs?
And I get asked a lot for customs.
We want to talk about this.
Yeah.
And I don't do customs.
It's, you're buying tickets to the show.
If you want a different show, go to.
So to explain that.
You do this three or four minute video and you push it out to all these people privately.
So that doesn't live on your feed.
Like your feed is, you said you don't put a lot in your feed, right?
I'll pull it.
clip from the video.
And I'll be like, do you want to see the extended
cut? And I'll do like three X's.
And it'll be $75 for that.
Yeah.
And then custom, custom stuff,
like is for a one specific. Because you said
75, I was like, that's not that much. You're
sending that out to a lot of people. Yeah. Oh,
and I've had leaks. I, like, there was
a video on Pornhub. There's a Reddit
thread. I think that there's like a video
that's leaked. Louis J. Gomez,
bless his heart. I did his podcast and he's like,
why don't these guys just rip your shit and fucking post it?
I was like, die.
Like, die in a fire.
I hate you so much.
Can you screen record the content?
You're not supposed to.
And, like, OnlyFans does have a lot of, like, legal stuff in place.
Okay.
A lot of copyright stuff.
So if you want to get, like, when I did want them taken down, it took two second.
Okay, well, okay.
So people ask us that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I feel like screen record, you can screen record anything.
I remember when I was on Raya, they would, they could tell when you screenshot it.
Yes.
You would get in trouble.
So do they do that on OnlyFans?
They do that on OnlyFans?
Can you screenshot the content?
content. Probably. There's no like pop-up that says you're in trouble. Probably. I'm in trouble
in trouble in Rye every day. I would like, who did I see on there? This is probably,
I can't say it. No, um, we talked about whether Justin Long, like day one. Oh yeah.
I screenshot it. They were like, like, you're in trouble. And then I saw like some comedian.
Hannibal. Hannibal birth. Yeah. I was like, you're in trouble again. He broke the whole
Cosby thing. So, you know, screenshot. I'm a fan of Hannibal. Who isn't? This is so interesting.
And I didn't know, I didn't know there was like different levels. Can you do like,
You teared for subscriptions or it's just like the feed, the private stuff.
That's just sound, that's probably a smart.
That's a good idea.
I'm just lazy.
Well, I don't know if you could.
I didn't know if it was like Patreon where you're like, here's where you get full, you know,
coming or videos.
What I see girls doing, and this is a funny thing is like girls that blow me out of the water
physically.
Like I'm talking like 18 year old like pristine, new bile models will be like five months for
$3.99.
Like, what are you doing?
What's happening?
But it's because they don't have any type of.
following it all. So they're basically just kind of throwing it to the wind.
Okay. So let's talk a little bit more about the content. I mean, I like your like tip of like the
girlfriend content. Do you feel like that's what performs the best? Or do you have an idea of like
what kind of content performs best for everybody? I think you should do something that you like doing.
Like that like you're looking forward to doing. That is fun you feel good about. I think a lot of
times I'll play music too. And I think that helps with them not being able to rip.
them too because I think if the music of the song is on there they'll they'll get in trouble um
do whatever you want if you're a freak be a freak yeah do people all butthole stuff people love
butthole but but but but you're not into butthole I'll show my butthole you guys want to see it
I know all I can do I'm gonna see you naked before you go did you do I think I was asking you about
when we were chatting at the stand about like your your feet and you were like I think there's like
is there one you said there's like one thing of you like picking up a kettlebell and you're
like butthole yeah but your feed's not you don't put a lot of
in your feed, right? Not a ton. I mean, there's, there's a, say I'm doing one video a week,
like you're getting one clip a week from that video.
Right. Enough to keep people like, so that's how much content you post for the $25 is one clip per
week. So four clips for 25. And then this, it's probably like whatever you want, but like,
how graphic does OnlyFans get? Like, can you, are like, is there couples that are like having
butt sex? You guys, if you want to. Right. Is it full porn? Yeah. If you want to, you could
interview Lindsay Jennings. And I don't think she would mind me, mention.
this because it is out there.
She's like, her only fans is like very public.
But she does full on like sex and stuff.
So you can.
Yes.
It's triple X.
Like I know what double.
Like I know what that means.
It's X rated.
It's triple X.
I said that was such a boomer.
Like I know what that is.
Is that a wrestler?
Triple X.
What's one and two X?
I know.
I was like, are we talking about the size of my last boyfriend?
Well, girlfriend videos.
seem like one X.
Yeah.
Two is like implied penetration.
Three is like buttholes out with penetrating a
butthole.
Right.
So can you like have like,
I don't even have regular butth.
But is there, I guess the question is there are there any restrictions?
No, yeah.
That's the, you know, so no.
So it's because it has as many X's as you want.
Quadruple X.
Yeah.
Okay.
I mean, look at like bad baby.
I think made like a crazy amount of money when she started.
Turned 18.
She made like a million dollars in a day.
There's a.
Catch me outside girl.
Bella Thorne was like this whole controversy.
Like, but then there's guys.
And then there's guys, too.
Who's the rapper who has one?
Tiga.
Get out of here.
He broke up with Kylie and started an only fan.
I feel like it's a little greedy when like straight up
solems do it.
Well, that was holding Bell as the one where people were, like,
creators were saying it's like not fair that she's doing this as like a quote
unquote like experiment.
Right.
Because they could have been giving money to me.
And I know stripper.
Like I'm friends.
My friend Doddy had like an only fan's like before the pandemic was even around.
But she just didn't have much of a following.
So I'd be like, give me your link.
Like I'll post about you.
You're doing.
your stuff is so much more interesting than mine.
There's mood lighting.
Like she has like better costume changes.
Mm-hmm.
Do you have costume changes?
Not really.
Do you start with clothing on and take it off a little bit?
Sometimes I'll be like feeling really French.
I have this one video.
I play like eat of pee off in the background.
I like a French raincoat, like a beret on.
I love that.
Quassette.
Yeah.
Just eat.
You said it's covered in like buttery flakes.
There's probably like a whole genre for that.
Like just like hot girls eating.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Buttery flakes on their pussies.
Yeah.
Come lick it off.
What's your number one performing video?
Can you see that, by the way?
Can you see like how many people you get?
No, not really.
You can say by like the likes.
So it feels like Instagram, the experience?
Yeah.
And then everybody's anonymous, right?
Yep.
Okay.
Your followers are right.
Do you feel like it's going to be pretty difficult now to get in there and start making
money?
Like, do you feel like the moment has passed a little bit for your average person?
I mean, I don't know.
It's just, it's, you kind of can't escape the novelty factor.
It's like, it's not just like that like, you know, it's like the fact that like I'm a comedian who's like getting naked.
So it just, if you're like a regular person, I feel, I don't know if the cons outweigh the pros, the pros, the pros being the money.
Right.
The cons being whatever type of like social judgment you're going to experience from whatever career you have or lifestyle you have.
you have. Like there was a girl, a woman whose sons were expelled from school because she had an
only fan. It was like, it was a Catholic school. They got out without getting molested. You know, it's
like better for them anyway. But people did ask a lot about it. It happened for a reason. Everything
happens for a reason. People asked a lot about anonymity. Can I have one that's anonymous?
Yeah. I don't know how you would market it. Right. I guess you could keep your face out of it,
right? Right. And if that brings you joy, then go for it. And you could probably find some people out there
that want to, I mean, think of all the shit that's on Pornhub, you know, like, just surfing.
There's a multitude of videos of guys just, like, fucking those fake torsos. Have you seen those?
I was in a black hole the other day. I couldn't come. My doctor videos were not working.
Next to you know, I'm like, they just like torso, like these like, like, um, pocket-
cadavers? Yeah. But it's, but no head, no arm, no way. And he's like, yeah, you like that?
Oh, no, no, no. Oh, my God. What category is that? Did you come?
No. I was like, give me out of it.
here. Okay, what are your doctor
videos? I love an exam video.
I role played an exam the other day.
It was amazing. What?
So hot. Kane and I role played an exam.
A doctor exam. Yes. What kind of doctor was he?
Dermatologist? He was checking your
malls.
It was a denzil. It was a gyno exam.
He was like figuring me. I was like, oh, really?
He's like, does this hurt? Does this hurt? He pulled
the clamps out. You're like, whoa, okay.
A lot of them, some of them are too clinical, like the porn videos.
Like, I can like get there if I'm in a really,
weird mood. But I like it when like the doctor does eventually just like trick the patient into
letting him fucker. I know. I was like, maybe I feel better if you use your dick instead of your
hand. Yeah. That's not professional. That's so good. That's so good. You're so lucky. I'm so turned on.
Because I would like ask my guy to like do like stuff like that too, like my ex and it would like,
it would just take so much coaxing. You know how I will say that I let him into it? We'll just
fuck around sometimes. Like we're just joking around and it leads to the role playing. And also like
we are already in bed. It was in the morning. We were just.
just joking around about something.
I wasn't like,
get up and put a doctor coat on.
I love it.
We just sort of like joke around a lot.
It just led to that.
And it was like a stethoscope.
That's great.
I would like try to make stuff happen like that.
Like you know,
there's like the girl gets stuck like her handle.
Get like stuck in the pool table or like a huge porn category.
What is?
Girls are stuck.
Girl.
Yeah.
I would stick my stuff all around my ex's apartment.
I'd be like,
you get stuck under a chair and like kick it out.
Dylan told me about this.
And then they come and get you out.
No,
they come and fuck you out.
I pull your pants down and fuck you're stuck in the chair.
It's a big theme in stepmom porn.
Yes.
Because stepmom's always cleaning.
Wait, what?
She always, like, goes under the chair to, like, clean the chair and she gets stuck
between the legs of the chair.
And then you get fucked while you're stuck.
And then, like, the naughty stepson is like, I want to pull you, like, only if I can, like,
pull your leggings down.
She's like, if your father finds out about this.
He, like, fucks her out of the chair.
Oh, my God.
I got to look into that.
I'm stuck.
Now I want to get fucked.
Is that like a whole thing?
I don't, I guess I don't like traditional porn.
Like, I don't want the people to be ready for it and going to fuck each other and both
be into it from the jump.
I like somebody being tricked.
That's a very female thing, like the way the male, the way that the male mind works
and the female mind.
So, like, women like, like, story porn more than men do.
Like, I used to, like, read porn more than I would watch porn.
Like, women like a whole ambience.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I need a lot.
Yeah.
And I like the thought.
I mean, you know, I think.
it's any sort of non-consensual situation is like disgusting. We can we denounce it where that goes
about saying. But I do like the idea of like a massage or a doctor's visit like turning into
you getting fucked. Okay. There's a porn category for that too. It's called new room massage.
Yeah. Yeah. And it's exactly this. It's like the woman like takes her top off and she like massages
you with her titty. Guys, I got to get on this stuck stuff. I'm so into it. It's like all like a
picture is being stuck under that chair. And I'm like, help me. That's exactly what it's like.
except for you're more, you can't fuck on that chair.
It's a higher backed chair.
What would I, like, like, you go under the chair to, like, clean and then your butt gets stuck.
You're always cleaning.
Stemom's always cleaning and the stepson fucks her out of the chair.
I would be like, I'm seeing the dishwasher at my ex's place.
I'm like, oh, I'm stuck.
And he'd, like, come with my arms.
Like, you're good.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Your arm gets stuck in the disposal.
That's for, like, serious fans, I'm like.
Okay.
Can we go back to your ex and the break, like, the breakup?
Yeah.
Like, so.
His mom found my only fans.
So you started it when you guys were what?
Like you were off and on and you were off?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We broke up.
We were together for like a year and a half.
I was so in love with them.
I'm still in love with them.
I think about them every day.
Like just us like being a couple, like just us together,
take all the other factors out.
We're so in love.
Oh, that's the craziest.
I feel like I'm going to cry.
It's a hard feeling.
It's that song.
If the world was ending.
Yeah.
Raina.
I'm sorry.
I think about that a lot.
Corny's.
No, Rayna said that,
Well, you want to tell the story?
Well, I talk about just,
we're talking about relationships in general
that can exist in a box, right?
So like without the outside world
without your job and only fans and your family,
like in a room,
if it's just the two of you,
it's perfect.
And I said I was dating somebody
and sort of felt like that,
well, I mean, listen,
retrospect it wasn't.
But I said that like, you know,
I thought about him when I heard that song.
And if the world was ending
and you'd come over, right?
And the feeling of like,
but the world isn't ending.
We do have to go back out into the world.
And our relationship does have to exist in the world.
Anyways, a writer from Cosmono.
Hold on. You said you had, you said you like basically sat alone when I played it on repeat and like drank and got sad and cried.
And it caused over an article about it.
Raina Greenberg hosts the popular podcast, Girls Got to Eat, said she listened to this and thought about her.
No way.
It was a whole ass article.
And then we got a pitch from J.P. Sachs who sings the song.
They were like, would you like to have him on the podcast?
We're like, oh, it wasn't that deep.
I forgot he pitched us.
That's so funny.
No, no shade to him.
We just, we were like, what do we talk to him about?
That's how we feel about a lot of people.
We're like, I mean, you could be famous.
I don't know what we would talk to you about.
We love him as an artist, no shit.
So you're still in love with your ex.
So I just seen timeline, I need details.
Like the story is intriguing to me that you feel like the only fans was the reason why it didn't work out.
So you started the only fans that started to get popular and then he had a problem with it and you got back together?
Sort of.
We broke up because I was like really busy.
Like I was writing at Paramount during the day and then I had shows almost every night.
I don't want to talk too much shit about him,
but we were just very different.
I've had a job since I was 14.
I've been paying rent since I was 18, 19.
It's because I got kicked out of two dorms,
but still, like I just always.
Always worked.
Always worked.
Always pay my own rent.
He did it.
He was fortunate enough for his parents to buy him an apartment
that he lived in and didn't pay rent.
So just like there from the jump is like a difference of like fundamentals.
You know what I mean?
The way we see money, the way we interact with money, the way you think things are just provided for you.
Like, if you can just, like, run away to, like, a vineyard in Portugal that your parents own.
Like, I don't have that.
So when the only fan's thing started, yeah, he would just, he said very cruel, cruel things.
Like, anything you think, like, a guy would say that was mean.
And we broke up because of, like, other stuff.
Like, and then he, like, was, like, party.
I think he was, like, jealous a little bit.
He's like, you always do your own thing.
And I'm like, I'm working.
I know it seems like fine.
When you do stand up, it seems like fun.
And all my friends are fun.
And it seems like I'm just hanging out with my friends every night.
But I'm getting paid.
This is my career.
Literally working.
Yeah.
He said to me before, he's like, you do nothing for a living.
He said so many things that like got me.
And I'm like, but like from somebody who's mom bought them an apartment.
Right.
Like, this is crazy.
It's a crazy thing for you to say to me.
Yeah.
Like, it should be the opposite, actually.
But here we are.
And money is such a real thing.
We've done a lot episodes on it.
But like, you know, when you operate,
from like a scarcity standpoint.
You're like, I always need to work.
I need to hustle.
I'm in the entertainment industry.
If I don't do something today, someone else will do it.
Right.
And he operates from just a different, you know, point of the world.
Yeah.
You had started it and then he was like, I'm not okay with this if we're going to be together.
Yeah.
He's like, I can't handle it.
I'm like, all right, done.
Deleted it.
You did.
Deleted it.
Like, and for three months, it was like, you know, we had, like, like you were saying, like a relationship in a box.
We had wonderful times.
Like he had a dog, I had a dog.
Like, we just, every moment with him was just, I love.
I was so in love with him.
Sex was amazing.
He's so fucking hot.
Yeah.
We had a great time.
We really were just like best friends.
But then I was, I still felt like I was being punished.
There was a lot of things he would say to me.
He's like, everybody in my life that I love tells me to run away from you, tells me to get away from you.
Then his mom found my only fans.
And also never dated somebody who was so governed, who's like psyche and behavior was so governed by his parents and his friends.
that like you couldn't penetrate it,
that it was just like,
I don't know what to do with this.
It sounds like he has some stuff to work on.
Yeah.
I mean,
and the other thing is like,
I'm not going to act like I don't get it.
Like I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
You don't like it.
You're uncomfortable.
You know,
he said it was like mental torture.
I'm like,
all right,
so we'll stop doing it.
So then there's months of money going by like in my brain.
I'm like, no.
Did he say like,
don't worry about it?
Like,
I'll get the bills.
But I'm serious.
Like, did you talk about that?
You don't have to if you don't want to.
Yeah, I mean, I was like very point blank with him about like how much I was making
and how happy it was making me and I wanted to move and, you know, let's, I'm happy to spend all
this money.
Like I took us to the Hamptons.
I would take us on Seaheotians.
He had no problem when I was spending the money.
Right, right.
Again, our relationship with money was just so different.
So he just has a car.
He has an apartment.
He doesn't have to work and then use the money that you earned from working to pay for those
things.
Did you find, like an allowance too.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yes, very different.
Was there an acknowledgement of that, at least?
I mean, he acknowledged that we're different.
Listen, in the middle of a fight, I'm sure I said some awful, hurtful things to him.
Because also, he didn't choose any of that, you know?
It's not a choice.
I know we're talking about OnlyHent fans here today, but I can't really shake the whole, like,
my friends and family don't approve of you type of thing.
That's like emotionally abusive to say.
That's like, you're lucky I'm dating you because my inner circle doesn't want me to.
It's like either don't date me or never say that shit to me again.
That's a crazy thing.
Like the underlying theme is, you're lucky I'm even with you because everybody doesn't want me to be.
And like it makes you just then you're supposed to feel like indebted to them because they're what slumming it with you.
It's crazy.
Exactly.
And to me, I just didn't understand that because my family loves me no matter what.
Yeah.
I don't know what to say.
Like I date Louis J. Gomez.
I don't know if you've seen it.
I mean, he's a tatted up Puerto Rican.
And my dad's like, this guy's great.
Yeah.
It's great guy.
I love this guy.
You know what I mean?
Like, like, black.
white, like so many different people.
It literally doesn't matter.
The guy could have no arms.
You love them?
Right.
We love you.
My parents too.
I have a tattoo of my arm for my dad that says,
are you happy?
So, I mean, that's how my parents operate.
Yeah.
With him, was it like his mom had out about the only fans?
Yeah, I had a problem with you?
Snoopal loop went digging.
And she, like, found a reason to hate you.
Yeah.
It's such a creepy instinct for me, too.
Like, to look for a reason.
It's so creepy.
We want to do an episode about, like, Mama's Boys
and, like, those type of people.
should.
Just get Jared Schwartz on.
I came to me.
It's just my parents would be like,
but they're making so much money good for them.
My mom.
And listen,
like I was brought up Catholic.
I'm not going to act like there's no element of shame in the world and the environment.
I feel like I'm lucky.
I don't feel a lot of it.
I don't,
I decide not to feel shame.
You know,
I decide to just like myself.
Well, there's no shame in it.
Like,
our parents watch us talk about come on stage and they're like,
look at them making people laugh.
Yeah.
You know?
My mom doesn't care.
My mom, like, stayed in my apartment, my, like, new place.
My battery park.
My building is a pool.
She's like, I don't give a shit what you're doing.
I love that.
This is great.
This is so fun.
I love that.
This is not the topic today, but just like the Catholic shame in general.
Like, I love that you're like, well, I just decided.
Yeah.
I could just, I mean, that's not so easy for everyone.
You know, it just some people can't.
For sure.
It's not that easy.
Yeah.
I love that you were like, it's a decision.
Yeah.
I'm not going to let it dominate.
Because what are the choices?
Right.
The other decision is to hate yourself and feel awful and, like, feed into all the negative thoughts or just don't.
Just live and be happy.
I totally agree.
And it is the topic, as people said, what does your family think about it?
And I think in general, like, when you approach things with your family as a definitive fact rather than asking for permission, it just sets the tone differently.
Like, I'd never said to my family, neither did Ashley, like, how do you feel about us talking about our relationships, our dating life?
I mean, of course, we're respectful to people.
but I never asked my parents,
do you mind me talking about come in public?
No.
Like, I just said this is what I'm doing.
You're an adult.
You're an adult.
You do what you want.
Like, so I think it probably is different when you're 18,
but at least for you, you're an adult.
It's not a for discussion.
At this point,
and I hear a lot of girls say this,
like,
I would have an only fans,
but I love my dad.
And it makes me like,
what does your dad have to do with that?
I was like, I don't know.
My dad doesn't know anything really about my sex life.
My dad's a bartender on a ferry in Nantucket.
And he's living the,
dream.
Yeah.
Fucking fishes.
He has some grandkids.
My vagina, my sex life, all that stuff is so far from how he sees me, how we interact.
Thank you.
Boundaries.
Boundaries.
He's not looking at your only fans.
Like my dad doesn't listen to this show.
You know, like he makes his own boundaries.
We make them together.
Like I didn't do a bit at the show in Philly because he was there.
I did it at the other two.
There you go.
I felt like it was a little too far.
It was a little too graphic.
My mom was like, she didn't even clean it up for us.
I'm like, yes, I fucking.
Right, right, exactly.
Yeah, exactly.
My parents were like, that was so dirty.
I'm like, that was the edited version.
You got the PG.
It does nothing to do with your, like, we're adults here.
Your dad had sex, by the way.
Your dad looks at porn, by the way.
If you want to be honest, like somebody who's like confident and explorative about their
sexuality has probably been parented well.
They've probably been like, you know, made to feel like they're, they have self-worth.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's in a weird way.
And so many people would say the exact opposite.
But then I guess I can kind of be sympathetic to people who literally their parents would
like disown them and just shame them.
So it's, you know, we are lucky.
I feel bad for them.
Yeah, for sure.
I wouldn't like acknowledge that.
People are like,
not everyone has parents that are cool with, would be cool with it.
So then you hide it from them.
Or you decide you don't have a family anymore.
Whatever.
Guys for 50,000 a month, I'd have no dad.
Whatever.
By the way, I love what you said about having no, telling other people to set their own
boundaries. My brother's the same way. He doesn't listen to the podcast. He just doesn't. It's fine.
He doesn't. Also, Ashley and I are, we don't have only fans of cows, but my family doesn't
necessarily listen to every episode. And that's fine. They're adults. They'll set their own boundaries.
But yes, I do feel very lucky that's terrifying. My brother, it's like, my brother wants to support
me and he'll come to the shows. It feels different when it's on a stage versus like in your
earbuds. For sure. But like, if I'm like, I want him to listen to this thing on the podcast that
was about him or whatever, I'll give him the timestamp and he'll go in there and he's not tempted to
listen to the rest. He doesn't want to hear it. Right. Like that's...
It's why, yeah, it's people that seek it out. It's not, like, I'm thinking specifically
about my ex's mom. Mom, yes. But it is a very unhealthy, like,
oversepping boundaries in a very, in my opinion, like, borderline abusive way.
Yes. And he's 32. Like, you, like, but at the same time, if that financial
ambilical cord is still there, it's too hard. It's so hard. I mean, like, and that's on him,
too. Like, at some point it's to be like,
you're not allowed to invade my privacy mom,
but if I'm your mom, like, guess I am, I pay for everything.
Right, because if the parents said to me,
like, you can't do only fans,
I'd be like, do you want to give me the 40K a month?
Let's go.
But, like, if the parent actually is giving you a 40K a month,
they do feel more inclined to, like,
they feel more responsibility over your bank account.
They haven't paid my parents' phone bill
for probably, like, a year and a half, like two years or something.
Yeah.
My dad's like, how's she doing that?
Talking to my mom.
She's like, never you mind.
Well, we say that with weddings,
where they're like,
my parents are trying to plan everything for the wedding.
It's like, are they paying for it?
Then they can.
Yes, they can.
They can.
They can.
You want to plan your wedding?
You should pay for it.
No.
I just love that takeaway.
So eventually, were you like I'm starting to back up and deal with it?
Well, the thing is, I stopped it, right?
And I was trying to have these conversations.
I was like, well, I'm not doing this anymore.
Hopefully our relationship will move forward.
But the opposite happened.
I felt like I was being punished a lot.
I wasn't invited anywhere.
And it's weird.
he's like, you know, he's got these like boring-ass friends.
And I'm like, I'll go.
Like, I want to be part of your world or whatever.
I'll do it.
I went to like an escape room one time.
Thank you so much.
It was so hard.
My boyfriend loves escape rooms.
I'm like, well, just, I'm sorry.
We're not going to share that.
Yeah, he loves it.
I'm like, we'll never share this.
I did one.
I did one.
And like, you know, like I felt like I was like putting forth effort in like, you know,
ways.
But I mean, your partner ultimately has to be on your team.
Like you can't control people's all.
to ask parents, but they are supposed to stick up for you.
So if you felt like he was shaming you too, I mean, I just, I know, I sympathized with
you, like, still being in love with them, but I'm also just like, oh, it sounds like it
wasn't like the right.
It's, I think it's wrong.
It's like one of those, like, sad things where, like, his friends would also listen to me
on podcast and, like, tell him things that I said.
Like, he was actually, I thought pretty good about not listening to stuff.
Although one time I caught him, like, listening to a Legion of Skanks episode.
And I was like, why are you listening to this?
I'm not even on this.
I mean, it sounds like you, like, I don't.
identify what the problems were and he wasn't willing to fix some of them. I know there's two sides
to every story, but like it's sort of doomed if they're never going to like mitigate the relationship
with their parents and you. Right. Because like how do you move forward? Yeah. Impossible. So then I was
like yeah. And then my bank account was dwindling. I mean on top of all of it. Yeah. I'm paying rent.
You know, like I'm I don't know. So then we kicked it back up. And then when we broke up and I started it again,
I was mad at him.
So I made a lot of money.
Yeah.
It was like revenge porn, but it's just me making it.
Okay.
So you broke up and you were like, I'm firing it back up, obviously.
Yeah.
And then we would still sleep together.
We would hook up.
And then like as of like two months ago, he got strep throat.
And I went and I took care of him.
I walked his maniac of a dog, half husky, half German Shepherd.
Oh gosh.
While he was dying for like a week, I took care of everything.
The house.
So I got him his prescriptions.
I had my dog too.
I was still doing all my shit.
And like the last night, he was like finally getting better.
I had this pain in my side.
I was like, what the fuck?
I was like, this hurts.
It hurts so much.
Feels so weird.
The next day I did a video conference with a doctor.
I'm like, I don't know what this is.
He's like, do you feel like somebody punched you?
And I was like, yeah.
I had shingles.
Oh my God.
Shingles.
So what I think happened, like all of that stress, like,
because we felt like we were back together for that week that I was like caretaking or
whatever.
And then I told her, I was like, I have shingles.
And he goes, oh, I can probably come tomorrow to like bring you some stuff if you
need something. And I was like, any one of my friends would be here right now. Right now.
If I asked them. Like what, and that was like to me, I was like, he gave you shingles.
He sucks. Stop. Just stop it. Yeah. So that was like two months ago. I think it's such a tough
when like you are so in love with somebody and there's all these other factors that like you're not
going to fix. And I don't envy it. You know, that's really tough. Yeah. Yeah. It sucks.
Well, thanks for sharing with us. Um, but now you're an only fan's millionaire.
No. I mean, there's that. I mean, listen, if it's, I always say,
Like if you're sad about a guy, just look at your bank account.
If you're doing well.
You know what I mean?
Like sometimes when I get sad, I'd just like to look at my checking account.
Just look in there.
Just take a glimpse.
Spend something.
Go get a vitamin.
Yeah, treat yourself.
Why not?
Go buy some shoes.
Okay.
Well, should we go through some of these questions that people had?
Yeah.
So people ask about money, which we covered.
Privacy.
People want to know how to handle a friends and family.
But one thing people ask was like, what is the interaction with like your fans?
Like, stalkers.
Correct.
stuff, stockers. You said you love them. So like
what's it been like with them? I mean, again, you're
cultivating your audience, right? So you're
setting the prices, you're setting the rules, you're setting the boundaries.
I don't interact with assholes.
If you ask like for too many,
some guy got really mad. I wasn't doing enough feet
stuff for him. So the majority
like 99.9% of the messages
that I get are like, you look great, keep them
coming. Love the content. Love
you. You're hilarious. Found you
on this podcast. You're so funny.
Love your vagina. Blah, blah, blah.
Good. Have you had. I mean,
You're really accessible.
You're at the stand every night.
I know.
I know how it feels.
Do you have people show up ever?
Maybe, but I'm such a, I'm a very heightened sense of like, I know if a creep is around.
And it's very easy for me to just like fold myself into like other, like talk to other people.
Okay.
You know.
There was one table of guys there one night and they were like, only fans like from the beginning.
And I was like, I was like, do you have to give it up for that table?
They're paying my rent.
I love it.
So that was fun.
So I just feel like all the questions are so much about like how do I promote it?
How to get started?
Can I make money off of this?
And it's like everybody's different.
Like I feel like it's people used to ask me this when I was when I started this viral
Instagram account.
And that was paying all my bills.
And people ask us about the podcast.
Like everybody's different.
You know, like if you've been doing stuff up into that point to build a following,
you have a leg up.
You're not starting from ground zero.
So I always say like I can't really tell you how to do it.
from a ground zero point because I didn't I didn't do it that way and neither did you.
Right.
So I mean, do you feel like there's still opportunities where people can kind of start at ground zero
and just have really cool unique content and they can be discovered?
Like is there a discovery feature of it?
Like are people kind of like coming out of nowhere with no following and doing well?
I mean, I don't want to discourage anyone from doing it if they have that instinct to do it.
A hundred percent.
You know, like if it's going to make your life more fun, it's going to make your sex life more
exciting.
It's going to make you more confident.
for sure do it do it do it but there's probably a right place right time element to it yeah it's just again
like you have to weigh the pros and cons like with your lifestyle and and is it going to be worth it um
i don't know about a discovery feature and again i mean i feel like that novelty thing could come into
play like i know a girl who's like a mechanic um but she also has an only fans and i think she does
very well she's more graphic she's like very like porn story and out there but she's also an
exceptional mechanic.
And she'll post like a video of a two minute video for like fixing a carburetor.
And then the next one she's like giving a blowjob.
Yeah.
So it's like people want maybe more than just your regular straightforward sex.
So like utilize what other stuff you got going on.
Maybe you knit.
I don't know.
Like maybe you have to learn horses.
I don't know how that would come into play.
Horse porn.
Sounds painful.
Yeah.
Well, you're riding a horse naked, not fucking a horse.
You know.
Well, you never know.
Anything goes.
But I love what you said about staying true to yourself.
Like I feel like that's the way to go through life in general.
It's like not to emulate what someone else is doing is just to do what feels like true to you.
And also if you feel like you're like, wow, you know, I'm really scrolling a lot of only fans and I don't see anybody knitting naked and I knit.
And like, you know, seeing where there might be a hole in the like in the content.
Paint in the nude.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Like use your talent.
But people ask, I mean, they ask like, do I.
I have to promote it on my Instagram.
You don't have to do anything, but how are people going to find it?
So if you're like, well, I'm a mechanic and I'm just going to like slip a card to all my clients
and hopefully they'll spread the word around, great.
But like people ask us questions that it's like, you don't have to do anything.
But how else would you promote it?
Like you, you know what I mean?
Like you got to promote it somehow.
Well, yeah.
One of the top questions we got was like, how do I keep this anonymous or like people like,
you say like, my dad loves me?
It's like, well, then don't do it.
Maybe this isn't the platform for you.
Right.
I know.
If you're, if you are, and if you will be sort of emotionally affected, if something does get leaked, then I don't suggest doing it.
For sure.
Because it's possible.
It's possible with anything.
We said that with nudes.
We did our nudes episode a couple weeks ago.
And I was like, if you feel like this thing that you're sending to somebody would ruin your life, then maybe don't send it.
And maybe show it to them in person, you know, like I, you just.
Although I will say a lot of girls have only fans.
I just don't know about it.
It's her boyfriend's group text.
What?
I've dated a lot of guys, like, but, I mean, specifically Louis Jago.
They take all your nudes and send them to their friends.
Oh.
I'm like, oh, you have an only fan.
You're just not making any money.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I didn't pick up on that.
It took me a second, too.
Yeah, I was like, no, you're an only fan.
You're in a group chat.
Can you do a feet only, only fans?
Do you see a lot of feet?
Yeah, they ask, they want feet.
The guys love feet.
So can we talk about feet?
Yeah.
Actually, let's get you a profile right now.
Well, I don't want my toenails broken right now.
I kicked a dresser.
From pegging a guy.
my birthday. Yeah. I was picking this guy on this boat. I do a really nice feet. They're,
they're specific. They're really pretty, but they're big and long.
That's a niche fan. Are you on winky feet? No. You got to be. What would I do if I was like,
okay, I'm going only fans only feet? Like what would I do? Am I, people want to, you could drip oil on
your feet. Very good, Raina.
No, I have the ugliest feet of all times. I fantasize about being.
Someone's going to love that foot.
Like Jared Free always says, you're someone's foot.
Yeah, Kane was like they're not that disgusting.
I told Raina's boyfriend to jerk off on her feet for her birthday.
Did he do it?
No, but I was like, that's how I would know you love me.
If you could look at my feet and still come.
But you just brought something up good.
You told him to jerk off.
Jerk off instructions are just a verbal.
You're just saying that, right?
So you can write a script while your feet are, you know, the focal point of in the picture.
You're like, imagine my feet like caressing your dick, your hard dick or whatever.
jerk off a banana with your feet, girl.
And then for the banana to come, you just squirt some shampoo at it.
Absolutely.
I love that.
You can have some function of beauty.
Azul's like, Mom, what are you doing?
She's like, shut up.
You're getting a new collar, bitch.
You're an orthopedic bed, Azul.
People ask a lot about, this is just a conversation to have amongst ourselves.
It's not really like just in a general dating conversation of like your partner following
Only fans.
Like I think people want to know that too.
I know my my boyfriend is on only fans like how should I feel about this that's a great conversation
I know yeah I don't know I mean is it because I guess I want to know that you're dating a guy right
and he subs to my only fan that's what I'm saying we're hanging out at the stand he's seen maybe he's
bought a message he's seen my vagina okay so you tell us like how did you tell your boyfriend that you
were doing it um what that conversation looked like I just kind of told him I was like oh well
I have this other source of income and he was like oh well I have this other source of income and he was
like what? And I was like, well, I'm on only fans. He's like, what are you doing on there? I was like,
stuff, getting naked, show him a vagina. Yeah. But if he subscribe, I mean, it's a weird,
it's like a weird thing. I don't know if, I mean, I know, I'm pretty sure he still subs to mine.
I think it's like a lot of nuance. Like, I think it's, like, every situation is different. So I guess,
you know, we just can categorize it as porn in some way. Yeah. I guess I probably wouldn't want
my partner getting private, like stuff.
You know what I mean?
It feels like, are you scrolling through?
But then at the same time, it feels a little different than porn
because they're like paying Karen $25 a month.
Like, do I, do, I'm just working through this on the spot.
I'm misunderstood your question.
And that's a better question that you asked,
which is how do you find out your boyfriend subscribes to Karen's?
Yeah, that was a question.
Sorry.
Thank you for letting me run with that for an hour.
I know.
I was like, can we just cut this?
So.
I was like, what do you?
No, but you're right, because you're not going to like,
you can't see like Sasha Gray.
Like you watch her porn, you're not going to have access to her,
but you can go to the stand so you perform.
Yeah.
Like, I don't know, Raina, like, you find out Kane is on only fans.
Like, what do you, how do you feel?
Like, there's a couple people that he's paying them monthly to see them.
Like, this is just, I'm not sure how I feel about it.
I guess I have to like work through it in my head.
Like, my initial reaction is like, it's just porn.
This is we like to jerk off to.
but like it feels more personal.
It feels more personal than porn.
I mean, I'm masturbating and I'm like firing up a website.
I'm just going to pick the thing.
I think it's going to make me come the hardest
and I keep going about my day.
I'm not giving those people money and following them.
It's also like I think you would hope,
and I'm pretty sure like my close friends' boyfriends
don't sum to my only fans.
Right.
I feel like you would hope that like they would have that boundary for themselves
and that they wouldn't almost like,
I want my boyfriends to see my girlfriends
and I realized it doesn't always happen like that,
but I was like my sisters.
You know, like, this is the vibe.
Like, we don't want to see any of them naked.
100% that they're a platonic relationship.
Yeah.
In terms of family.
Yes.
So I would put the onus on the guy to not,
to be a stand-up guy and not do that.
If he's like something to like Rando's like on only fans,
I don't really see a huge problem with it.
Yeah.
I guess it's like, what is the line?
Like he,
like, would you care if he subs like bad babies, only fans?
Right.
A crazy slap.
Now I'm thinking like a crazy slap.
Again, that's why I say there's like so much so much nuance to this because I think it's like,
do you think feel like you know these people?
Like you are getting masturbation videos from them sent to you privately, you know,
granted maybe they're sending them to hundreds of other people, but you don't know that.
Like do I want my boyfriend getting masturbation videos from Karen?
I don't know.
And you bring up another point, but Karen's my friend.
But like not Karen, a random person.
Which is like, what if I met my boyfriend?
He was like, I've been subscribing to this.
Only fans for two years.
And like, can I ask him to stop?
He's like, I've known this person longer than you.
That's, that's a deeper relationship with him.
I feel like, that's the Sex and the City episode.
That guy had to have porn on all the time when he was fucking Miranda.
And he was like, I've been with these girls for years.
I just met you.
You know what I mean?
No.
I wouldn't like that.
I wouldn't like it either.
I'd be like, this isn't working.
I guess I honestly, like, if my boyfriend had an only fans, as long as he was
able to pay for dinner and pay our rent, he could do it.
I just don't know about it.
I would love it if my boyfriend had one.
I would love it.
If it was like for a show, like I, again, like my, I see mine as like tickets to a show, right?
More of like an art dealer than like, I don't like talking that much.
So if he was just like showing off for all these like thirsty women and like making bank and spending the money on me, love it.
Yeah.
Love it.
I just don't want to know about it.
I guess that's how I feel.
If my boyfriend's subscribing to a bunch of women.
Yeah.
You guys again, different pages.
Yeah.
Right.
I know.
He's a subscriber.
Karen took it as her man having his own account.
Are we okay?
We're just sneezing a lot today.
We're going to cover it all.
It is nuanced.
Rain, it misinterprets every question I ask.
Yeah.
After three and a half years.
You know, like, it dawned on me that I misinterpreted it, like, about 30 seconds in.
I was like, I'm just going to keep going.
She didn't interrupt me.
We're in too deep now.
Maybe no one will notice.
I don't want to be rude to rain.
I'm like, she doesn't get it.
You're like, Ashley's so rude to Raina.
We're just not connecting today.
Yeah, God, I hadn't even thought about it.
that if my man was an only fan. I'm like, go off King. Right? I don't know. Would you? I don't know.
I mean, I certainly wouldn't tell him to stop making money. Right. If he was pulling in 50K,
okay, listen, if you're pulling in $25 a month, you've got to get off that shit. Okay, you can't
pay for dinner with this. Yeah. You got to get off of it. Yeah. You got to weigh the pros in the
and how much of a way of a life is it? I mean, if you guys, I mean, I do recommend the only fans
doc on Hulu. I think it's called OnlyFans selling sex, but it's on Hulu. A bunch of people from this
podcast we're on at Shambudram and Nikki Glazer, but they talk about like people,
people that do it every single day and post constantly. That I would not like. I want somebody
who's lazy like you. Yeah. For sure. People ask about, people ask about taxes a lot.
Taxes was brutal. Do they $10.99 you? Absolutely. I knew that was coming. Like I had that money.
Like I was like, this is going to be a lot. But like, Onlyfans probably provides you tax documents.
Yeah. Yeah. So they know what's going on. It's not like under the table. Like Onlyfans is like,
you're making money. You got reported. Right.
So no really issues there.
Just make sure you know that when tax season comes,
there's probably documents in your portal or something.
Absolutely.
Documents in your portal?
It's so sexy.
You should start a tax only fans.
Like, let's get fucking sexy.
Let's get some documents in your portal.
I'm going to $10.99 that Bhole.
We're going to write off so we get off.
Oh, my God.
I love it.
Okay, while we're talking about the government involvement,
the couple of people asked,
is this show up on a background check?
probably I don't know
your name's attached to it right
it's not like you know
Karen is your name
is it Karen Feehan
my screen name is Eminem 69 69
Eminem spelled like the rapper the candy
Eminem 6969
why are you a huge Eminem fan
because when I brought it back
I wanted to like put this on like
guess who's back like Slim Shady
so the second time I was like lean in
do the name too
I'm so dead
was it before
before you were back.
Oh my God, I don't remember.
Before I died.
Yeah.
That's so funny.
Okay.
So are less people using their real name?
Like, it's not so much like an Instagram handle.
It's going to be something a little bit different.
Yeah.
So probably less coming up on the background check.
I mean, if you don't attach your name to it.
Right.
If you don't attach it.
Like, does it say Karen Fian anywhere in there?
I don't think so.
Like, probably not then.
You know what I mean?
Listen, I wouldn't do anything on the internet.
I didn't want a job to find out about somebody.
There are companies whose job it is to find this stuff.
having lame jobs.
Right.
If you're going to work at Salesforce,
like they have a pretty sophisticated software
that can like do a real background check on you.
Yeah,
they can probably find it.
So if you want like a normal nine to five
at some corporate jobs,
they really fire you over this?
In this like woke environment.
And then they can also,
it's not legal to fire somebody,
but they can manage you out
and make your life a living hell
like Amazon did to me.
Isn't that discrimination against sex workers?
Right.
Well, I will say like,
I mean, this is like,
Amazon like found out
that I had like a food Instagram
on the side and they did not like that I was quote unquote running a separate business,
which like I was barely making any money, which was just a hobby. But like I got managed out
because of it. Wow. Like you have, I mean, I'm sure that they would say it was
many of the reasons. But you know, those type of companies, like they can say anything that they
want. You're an at will employee and they are at, like an at will fire you. So yeah, I mean,
I wouldn't do anything on the internet. You know what people know about. I know. I mean, I think people
just like, the overwhelming response, which I love this, people are like into it.
But they just are like, how can I do this?
And like, no one can ever find out, but I can still make money.
I was like, that's probably pretty tough.
The idea is just try to remove shame from your life.
Yeah.
That's like a big, tall order.
What about neck down feet only?
That's how.
But then do people even care?
Like, do you feel like, I feel like maybe part of the ex.
You don't have a following and then you're still not going to use your face.
You're not going to make any money.
Right.
Unless you have some crazy different thing about your body.
You have three titties.
Get on there.
We've been waiting for you.
Yeah.
But like I said, like I do encourage people if you want to do it, do it.
But at the same time, coming from a business standpoint, I don't encourage more people to do it.
It's thick out there, you know, let me keep my money.
I don't need you cutting into my pie.
When did you actually start?
Do you know the month?
It's like January before the pandemic.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, before the pandemic?
Yeah.
I was like teasing with it a little bit.
Oh, you were a pioneer.
Thank you.
I thought you got on a dirt in the pandemic.
I wasn't doing, when I lost my writing job, I obviously like got more into it.
But 2020, January.
You were like really right place, right time.
100%.
I think Ashley and I were really lucky
and our podcast is phenomenal,
but there just weren't as many podcasts out back then, you know?
I felt like that about my Instagram account,
Bro's Being Basic.
Like I started it in 2014.
I was like, I don't know that I could have done this
in 2016 or 17.
Like there was just so much less humor accounts.
There was nothing like it, you know.
So have you felt a shift at all?
Like of it becoming saturated?
I mean, now at this point you've been on it for a year and a half.
I mean, I've found that the more followers
I got, the mind, you know, keeps going up and keeps...
But you haven't felt like...
Better.
The more and more people are gone to only fans that you've lost subs and whatnot.
No.
Okay.
How could you use the lingo?
Subs.
You've lost subs.
Subscribers is a long word.
When you are on...
I mean, this is a serious question.
When you do stand-up, when you, like, hop off stage or you, like, follow me.
I'm Eminem 69.
Oh, my God.
Whenever I want a little...
I would?
Whenever I want a little bump, though, I will be like, I'll ask Jim and Sam if I
can come on. I'm like, let me shout out my only fans real fast.
Okay.
People said who's subscribing to these pages.
I haven't met one person that pays for an only fans.
Yeah, you have.
Yes, you have.
By the way.
No one's broadcasting it.
They're like, hey, nice to meet you. I subscribed to only fans.
So, sis, you have.
You have.
But, I mean, I think she, I don't think she's asking that in derogatory, right?
Like, who are these freaks?
I think there are a lot of people.
I mean, I want to see famous people in men.
Men, men don't have all this money.
They have all the money.
That's why men like to shame women for doing it.
Like, Akash Singh, I think.
posted a clip of like somebody's like what's only fans like they're hoars they're just horrors and like at
first I like really irritating me but then I sort of started thinking about it like this is like listening to
polly shore talk about science do you know like this person is so far removed from what I consider like a
sexual type of and like person entity that like who gives a shit what they think honestly if I saw you
I want to see everybody naked it's my dream I just want to see everyone's tithes if I saw you perform and
I was like, that chick was funny, and you hopped off stage,
and you were like for $25 at Eminem, $69, 69, you could see me naked.
I would pull it up right then.
I mean, I have about three minutes on OnlyFans in my act.
I didn't do it while my mom was here, but I, yeah, I have plenty of jokes.
I say, I was like, people try to make me feel embarrassed.
I was like, I don't know, I've never spent $25 to look at somebody's butthole.
You're weird.
Yeah, that's so true.
You're going to embarrass me.
That's the embarrassed party.
My butt hole's great.
And then I say my vagina's perfect.
Like grown men have shed tears just upon gazing at my vagina.
It's like that's why I always keep a little bit of toilet paper stuck to it.
It's like, it's like, and dab up their tears.
Dry their tears.
And if people laugh at that, it's great.
If like people look like, huh, I'm like, you're not wiping.
If you don't get that joke, you're not wiping.
Yeah, you don't get it.
Your butt holes gross.
You need a halotoshi bidet.
Do you feel like you get people, do you get a lot of one-monthers?
like do you feel like people come in, they soak up a lot of content and then they leave? Or do you see a lot of
retention? I've had a lot of retention. Luckily, you know, there'll be like little waves, but like my
baseline number, like I don't, I don't really stray far from it. That's great. It's amazing.
Yeah. They like it. That's awesome. They're having fun. Yeah, I just, I figured that was probably,
I feel like Andrew Collins is that kind of person. Like he's told me before he'll like someone
promotes their only fans. He'll go subscribe, do one month and he's out. You know what I mean?
I bet he leaves a reason too. Hey, I really enjoyed this month together. But I've
just got, I moved on. I found a new girl to sub to you. Well, they ask you that they want
information? My, my guys? Like, why? No, I'm saying only fans. Like when you, when you
unsubscribe, are they like, why are you leaving? Like, it's a gym you're quitting? Well, like,
when I quit, when I quit, when I skip HelaFresh for a week, they ask you why and I say, I'll be
on vacation and they say, can you give us some more details? Like, where I'm going?
Right. What do you want for me? It's like, it's very funny to me. Like, I told you
I'm a vacation. They're like, any more details? I'm like, no. What do you want to know?
What are you going to be wearing on your vacation? Are you traveling alone?
I think next time I'm just going to give them a bunch of weird stuff.
What hotel are you saying?
Whoever's reading this.
You're welcome.
Code Gigi 14.
I'm sure guys leave when they, if they don't like the prices or if they don't like that
it's not dirty enough for them.
Yeah.
They leave.
Also, I'm like too lazy to subscribe for something.
Like Andrew Collin is too.
Oh my God.
There's like like Alchemy 43 has been like charging me $100 a month.
I haven't gone back there for Botox in six months.
I swear to God.
Oh, but I keep paying.
But I think it goes towards like a treatment.
I got to cancel it.
Once in a blue moon, I'll check my bank statement, and I'll see like a charge for something I've been paying for two years.
I'm like, gosh, cancel that.
Yeah.
Do it all that.
Well, I feel like we got through most of these questions.
Me, people are just like, how can I quit my job and become a foot fetish on only fans?
I'm like half people look like Ashley's and not mine.
Stop living under the regime of these social constructs that people tell you how you have to make money.
Do your own thing.
Right.
Okay.
I love that.
I love that.
Well, Karen, this was so fun.
So fun.
I just, I love this.
episode so much. I feel like people are going to want to find you literally everywhere.
So if you want to drop your podcast name again, YouTube series, your Instagram, of course,
and anywhere else people can follow you. Yes, please follow me on Instagram at Karen Feehan.
Subscribe to my YouTube channel, also Karen Fehan.
Twitter is at K Freehams. And yeah, only fans, ladies.
7M, 69, 69.
And your name is spelled like, not like the Karen.
Oh, right. Your name is.
It's Karen. It's Karen. It's K.
E-R-R-R-Y-N.
My mother just had to be that woman.
But that's better because, you know, we all know.
Karen, brutal.
My aunt Karen, she's so dumb.
She's from Florida.
She doesn't get it.
She's like, why does everyone hate me?
That's your name.
That's why.
And Karen.
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Ashley's feet.
Ashley's feet, girls got to eat.
Yeah.
Ashley's giant feet, 6969.
Not Raina's feet, 0-0-0-0-0-0.
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