Girls Gotta Eat - Guys We F*cked feat. Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson

Episode Date: February 10, 2019

F*CK YES, we have the illustrious, hilarious Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson of the Guys We F*cked podcast joining us for an extra sexually explorative episode. We're covering kinks, deep diving into hitting and cuckolding, reviewing dick pics, discussing masculine and feminine energy, and more. We also chat with them about their podcast success, and play a special (cum-themed) "Is This Weird?" for Krystyna and Rayna. Enjoy! Follow Corinne and Krystyna on Instagram @SorryAboutLastNight and check their website for their book, shows, and more. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our sponsors for this episode: Rothy's: Go to rothys.com and use promo code GGE for free shipping. ThirdLove: Go to thirdlove.com/gge now find your perfect-fitting bra, and get 15% off your first purchase. BioClarity: Get a free clarifying masque by going to bioclarity.com and using code GGE when you purchase a routine. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I want to watch the cum come out of your dick, and I want to cherish it. Can I high-five you? I love you so much. It's just, you are the me. I was like, it's like you're looking in the mirror. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, rain is really in the come. Dude, I, when the cum is out of the dick,

and just play, give it to me so I can put up in the internet. Hi guys. Welcome back to another episode of Girls Got to Eat. Our anniversary episode. We made it one year. One year. What is the one-year anniversary gift? Paper.

Oh, I thought it was wood. I could be making that. up. I give you some wood. We are so excited about today's episode. A, it is our one year anniversary episode, 50-second episode. I just never thought. Like, when we started, I was like, this will be so great.

52 episodes seem like so many to me. And now we're here. We made it. We made it, fam. And also, our guests today are two lady podcasters who have been doing this a way longer time than us, way longer than one year. Five years. But we have Corinne and Christina from Guys We Falked today.

I am so excited. So excited. We tried to coordinate with them for a while. They were such an exciting guest for us to get. Yes. We hope you guys like this collab. I think you're going to like it. They're great.

I can't wait. They're comedians. They're hilarious. And their own right together. They're great. So we will meet with them in just a moment. Yeah. Updates on shows.

We don't know. You know. We get, it changes by the minute. So we just want to remind you guys that we did announce Austin, Dallas, Tampa, Miami and Philly. But at this moment, two Philly shows are sold out. There could be a third. We don't know.

We can't. Who's to say? Check the website. Check the website. Always check the website. Girls Got Eapoddypodcast.com and see what's going on with the live shows in those five cities and more and are going to be announced soon. Yeah.

We can't wait to come. This is on the heels. We're recording on the heels of our live show tour, our hypothermia tour as it is. Yeah, we're recording before we go away. Heels means after. You said that before. I didn't correct you.

On the heels means after. Like your heels, they're behind you. On your heels is like before you go over. I don't think so. I'm almost positive on the heels of something is it's just happened. You're like, it's on the heel to the back of your foot. But it's like on the heel of it. almost happening, like on the heels of war.

Yeah, you said it before and I didn't say, but now I'm doubting myself. I'm almost positive that that's inaccurate. I don't know. I'll do a pull. On the heels, maybe it's like we're on the front of our foot. On the precipice? Like, wouldn't you be, oh yeah. Now you'd be down.

You know, whatever. It doesn't matter. Keep talking. I'm going to look it up. When we, so as you guys are listening to this, we are in Boston for our live show. We have some great shows this week. we will recap them for you when we're back. Am I right or am I wrong?

No, it's after. It's after? Of course. I was right. On the heels of something close behind or soon after something. Yeah. So it's when you're done with something. Is you ever like think you like for 30 years of your life, you think something is the truth?

You know, I also thought that they'll say like, this is a good example. Something crazy happens. Yet another scandal followed close on the heels of the first scandal. You know what I mean? I mean, I just, I believe this to be the truth my whole life. Also, what's a word for cheap? Like, frugal? Frugal.

I always thought frugal meant that you spent a ton of money because it sounds fruitful. Oh, my God. That's what I thought it meant. And like very recently was told that I was completely correct. You thought frugal meant like spendy? Spendie. Yeah. Because it sounds like fruitful.

Okay. That's fair. This is going to go on the episode. Also, just like, let's tell everybody that we are. are very aware that Raina has been saying plutonic instead of platonic for months. No, for my whole life. I don't hear the difference. You don't give a fuck.

First of all, I don't give a fuck. Second of all, I don't hear the difference. And my friend from Pittsburgh also confirmed that she does not hear a difference. Also, I say, people always correct me. I say fool and pool. I don't hear the, people are like, that's not how you say those words. People say like fall. Fall.

Plutonic and platonic. You don't hear the difference. When you enunciated it like that, I hear the difference. Plutonic means like planets. Yeah, like, like, mercurial. But it was very funny because one of Rayna's friends corrected her and we're like, hey, just FYI, you've been saying plutonic and it's platonic. And then you just kept doing it.

You double down. You're like, nope. Pewim told me for years. My friend Dara has been telling me literally for years. I do not hear the difference. It's platonic. That sounds funny. Plutonic.

See, that was different. You can't say the you. Listen, don't at me or DM me about this. I know. I know what it's supposed to be. I know what I am. Is that what I said? I said what I said. Well, we don't really have a ton to discuss update-wise besides our anniversary.

That's it. And what, I mean, I'll talk about that all day. Okay. Yeah, what a journey. What a hashtag journey. Let's say journey in every episode from now on, even though I hate that word so much. You kept saying it. I kept saying it.

Like, I listened back to the episode last week and I was like, I'm only going to say Journey wants five more fucking times. I said it. I hate that word. Hashtag Journey. So blast. It's just hard to like substitute another word. But I go in the episode I said,

Rayna wants another word for Journey. You go, story. Yeah, but like in this case, like you can be like our podcast story. That sounds really pretentious and new agey. Our story. Yeah. We are just so thankful for you guys for being along for this, for still being here.

If you've been here from day one or since yesterday, we don't care. We're glad you're here. this has been so amazing. We feel like we've changed our own lives. Like we get people that are like, you changed my life or I did this. I broke up with my boyfriend or I told someone how I felt or I got a raise or whatever it is. I broke up with this friend. I made new friends. Whatever. But like I feel like I've learned a lot. Yeah. I mean, I think that I've hopefully become a better person, a better business person, a better friend, a better girlfriend, a better all these things. And I mean, I think that not only just working with you and learning how to like,

work with another person, but also just like reading all these emails from all these girls that we're so fortunate to get. I'm like, oh, like, people are like, you guys make me feel less alone. Like, these people make me feel less alone. I'm like, oh, sex is weird and funny and relationships are hard. And like, I don't know, I dole out like advice all day long, but like I'm in a situation and I think to myself now like, well, what advice would I give me? Right. Well, and then you don't follow it. Okay. But no, and just having like the experts on and just, I feel like I view not monogamy differently, but I feel like I view some things differently. I feel like I've learned a lot about sex from the sex therapist.

I don't know. Kinky stuff. I just, I don't know. I feel like I would be a better partner the next time I am if that happens. If we ever find people with each other. If anyone will ever date us after this podcast. I think that I've learned that things aren't so personal. Like not everybody is for everybody, you know?

Like I'll go on a date. I don't hear from somebody. It's not because I'm terrible or fat or ugly or horrible. just like I just wasn't that person's person. And like to not nitpick everything that somebody does. I mean, some things people do is terrible and they deserve it. But like not everything is such a big deal all the time. I'm not in such a rush also for love.

Like if it takes a couple months to blossom, it takes a couple months to blossom. Right. Yeah. And just, yeah, just kind of relaxing and like just chilling out on stuff. Like I think even like the Nikki Gleaser episode and the Ari Shafir episode were kind of like, the more you just don't give a fuck what a guy does, the more he's going to want to be with you. Like the more you're like, you're like, you can't. this and you can't do this and where are you and text me and blah blah blah and I need to check in.

Like that's when you get fucking cheated on. Like I mean, nobody should get cheated on but I don't know. I feel like that's a lesson I've learned. It's just like, just relax. Do you have a favorite email that a listener has sent us? Yeah. I mean, my favorite couple email, all of it is footjob girl. They are the happiest couple. I hope they're still together. He emailed us. Okay. Yes. I feel like this is my favorite story throughout the podcast is that at first it wasn't my favorite email, the footjob one. I was like, and this is fine. But when I checked in with foot job girl, and if you guys don't know, this was that a guy,

this girl was dating this guy, it was going well. And he wanted her to give him a foot job. And she was wondering if that was weird. And we talked about it with Jared and Jordana from you up. And I touched base when we wanted to do our where are they now. And they were dating. And she said it was great. He bought her our merch for Christmas.

Ed DMed us, which was crazy. He emailed us. us. Yes. This guy emailed us and was like, thank you for the podcast and like, we're doing great. And I don't know. She's my person. I don't know if he said that. I just hope he did. I can't remember the email exactly. It was insane. And he like that. You just like, he was like, she's love my life. Everything I want to say to me. That's what I'm projecting. No, but he was, and he was like signed it like foot job guy. Do you have a favorite email? Yeah. I think I've told you about this. So I like the order to superlatives for the year. Do you have a favorite email?

Like, that's our favorite couple. Yeah. My favorite email, I forget if I talked about this on the show or a live show. It made me cry. And it's going to surprise a lot of people. My favorite email is this girl that said that just listening to us talk about sex and dating gave her the courage to ask her boyfriend, like the sexual things that she needed. Yeah. And that she got the courage to start like dirty talking with her boyfriend and that she's been

having the best orgasms of her life and has revolutionized her sex life with her partner. and I just love that like anybody would listen to me and you say anything and turn around and ask their partner for something and that it made their sex life better and gave her orgasms. Yes. I cried reading this email. I know. Well, I mean, and let's be clear. I cry every day at the stuff you guys send us. And I don't want this to be like, oh my God, we're so great. We're putting us back on you guys.

The stuff that you say to us is like the is so important and like makes our day and makes us cry and makes us so happy. But yeah, like I reference foot job girl because it's like this love story. But I remember email a girl was like, I love that you guys don't put so much like the emphasis and value on a relationship and then it can be based on like your successes and your career and things like that. And she's like, not enough girls do this.

It's all about like engagements and babies. And you guys like, no, fucking raises at work and doing things for yourself and loving yourself and your girlfriends. And that one made me cry. I mean, I cry every day. Yeah. What are we talking about?

100%. What's your favorite moment of the year? 100% without a beat. was our show of Caroline's, our first live show ever. Your first time on a stage. It was my first time on a stage ever. I mean, I just couldn't conceptualize like what that would be or what being on a stage would be

or talking to a crowd or being funny. I just didn't know what to expect. I don't think anybody else knew what to expect. Like, I think people were like, oh, I hope this doesn't go terrible wrong. And just to like, just to try something and feel proud of it and I'm not saying that like it was my best performance ever or that I won't get better every time I do this,

but just to try something so scary and be like, I survive that and it was fun. and I did it with a partner, and it was exciting and funny. Like, I was so proud of that, and I loved our audience. It was just, like, such a special moment. I'll never be able to recreate it. It's very true. I mean, aside from the podcast and, like, success and whatever, it's like you, this personal

victory of, yeah, I mean, I'll never forget for somebody to stand up. And, you know, it's like one of those things. It's like you, that was the first time you did anything like that. And it went well. Yeah, and look, I have a partner in all this. I'm not getting onstage by myself, but, like, still, I could have, like, personal gone up there and done a horrific job. And so it was a nice personal victory. It was a nice professional victory for us. It just was so special. My parents were there. It was just, it was really

nice. Your parents were there. It was really nice for me. What was your favorite moment of the year? I mean, the holiday shows, like, I guess the accomplishment of it. It was some of the most work we put into, well, the most work we put into a show. And it, it worked out. And I, like, got to fulfill this vision of these dancers. And we were such a family. And my family was there. And, and you guys were there, like the people that came to the holiday shows two nights in a row and a Monday to Tuesday

and we got to do this really cool theater and after that I was like, this is it. Like I was like, I felt like on such cloud nine and there's no better feeling. I mean, I was fucking tired. I slept for like a week.

Like I went over Christmas and my parents were like, do you have mono? I couldn't wait for my fucking... I couldn't wait for my fucking parents to leave. They're like, oh, do you want to meet us for lunch at middown? No. Yeah.

Don't talk to me for a week. So that was, yeah. So thank you to everyone that came to those and made it happen and all the dancers. I mean, I don't know why I'm doing this. But I mean, that was my favorite moment of the of the year. They were really special. Yeah. And Nikki Glazer just casually, someone I'm always looked up to in comedy, just wanted to do our show.

And she came and did a guest spot of the show. I mean, it's just insane. Okay, that's my second favorite part of what's happened this year is I can't believe who, you guys, do you guys care about this? I don't know. I'm really proud of who we've had on this show. And I hope that everybody has enjoyed the guests because I think that we're really, I'm excited about like the diverse range.

of people we've had on this show. And I'm excited to have a show where we can showcase people that are from a ton of different walks of life than our audience lets us do that. Right. Yeah. But above all, the listeners, the audience, I mean, they're the best part. Yeah. Without you guys is just two girls' microphones.

Just fucking jerking each other off. So, yeah, I don't know. I didn't know we're totally going down this path. And I just feel really thankful. and to everyone that made it possible. Yeah. Thank you guys so much. This is really special for us.

We know that it's special for you, I hope. Was it good for you? We know it was special for you, I hope. That's not a real sentence. But thank you guys so much for being on this journey. 52 weeks in, so crazy. Yeah. And we're super excited for 2019

and all of our shows and episodes coming up. Yeah. Should be one of those people are like, big things, big things, 2019. It's funny. Big things pop in. I hate what people say that. Hustle never sleeps.

Work hard, play hard. Ew. People say work hard, play hard. That's my heart. I'm humble. All right, maybe you guys get that. It's fine. People in general that talk like their fucking rappers.

Like, that's my heart. You got to hustle. You got to feel that pain. You got to feel that. You got to work. You got can't sleep. You got wake up and do it again. And that's how you get to where you need to be.

This is like urban white guy to me. I don't know who it is. He didn't grow up in like an urban area. I don't know. I know who it is. But you know when you're talking about, you hear like guys talk about a girl. She's like the one that got out of the way and like, that's my heart.

That's my heart. Right. You shouldn't let it go. You could have just kept me. Yeah. You just do the thing. That's my heart though. Okay.

All right, guys. We are really excited. I say this every week. I genuinely mean it this week. We have Cren Fisher and Christina Hutchinson. You've been lying. This whole time. I love that.

It's been a long time. It's all led up to this. We have the host of an amazing podcast, Guys We Fucked, here in the House studio with us. That's all I have to say about that. Now we're going to let them tell you about their show. They have been doing a podcast, a comedy show about dating and relationships for four years. Five years, over five.

I didn't do my research. It is incredible. And we're going to get into it with them. So thank you guys for being here. Thanks for having us and having a dog. I know. I love this doll. I'm Corinne,

just so you guys can follow along at home. I'm Christina Hutchinson. And it's four female voices in the same age is tough. I'm Ashley. It's a quiz. I feel like people didn't know podcasts were around for five years. Like someone definitely just heard that and was like, what? I just checked into another podcast and the lady was like,

what's a podcast? And she was not very old. So that's how I hit the name of our podcast from my mom. Because she was like, is that like an internet? I don't get it. I was trying to explain to my tax guy what I do for a living. And I was like, I do a podcast. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a hooker.

Okay. That's not a thing you can make money from. Whatever you tell yourself to sleep at night. Anyways, we're super excited to have you guys here. We want to hear everything about you guys. You really look up to you. You're like the OG. Oh, thank you.

Was there any two women podcasts talking about sex before you guys? No, we started it. You started it. she's like thanks for copying she not wrong uh in terms of podcast we pitched us as the female howard stern so we're copying howard stern that's how we pitched it originally so we were since there has been some yeah but oddly similar i think yeah i think we were better than others in like the top it's charts the only non-famous people to like get up there really when we first yeah yeah right because you guys weren't like famous celebrities before we had a local new york following but like

other than that everyone's like who but i like what you guys were saying right before we started that you like really from day one we're like let's make this a business let's make this great let's make this amazing really focus on that so how did you guys meet? I was after college I went to the School of Visual Arts to pursue a career in filmmaking

that's you see how that's going I're really doing it yeah really do it sometimes I shoot stuff with my iPhone guys and then I right after college I started working at a talent management company called Liebben Entertainment and Christina was our intern

eager intern for one semester. Thirsty interest. She was. So thirsty. But the thing is like that's the number one quality you kind of want in an intern. You want a thirsty intern. You don't want an intern who's like Paul Rudd and Wet Hot American Summer dragging their feet, you know? You want a thirsty intern.

Putting his dick on everything. And she worked on Fridays and Fridays notoriously were the worst day of the week because people in L.A. would wait until the last moment to send all their work to me. And I would cry, real tears. Oh, my God. Every weekend in my desk. LA people. Yeah, and I was like, thank God.

Christine is here to help me. And yeah, then she invited me to watch her do stand-up one day. I liked it. I was, you know, kind of serendipitously thinking of doing stand-up myself. So we started almost like the same, like within months of one another. Oh, that's so cool. And then I was watching, I was reading this book. I had to steal like an artist, the Austin Cleon, you know, series.

And one of the things that stood out to me was that you should always have an A project and a B project. So I immediately thought of that. And I was like Chris, and I was like, this. can be the B project. And so often, as he kind of talks about in the book, your B project becomes your A project because you're not stressing about it so much. I love that.

I think the setting out to do something great, we had to nix that. We just wanted to do something that was funny to us. Like something that we were like, like the idea for guys we fucked when Corin pitched it to me, it was, all right, okay, I'm sorry. I'm not entertaining you.

He just like really took a heart. He just went, Frank. I love him. in this room. I love this talk. Oh, he is over it. I love it. I remember, like, she said, like, a week after she initially pitched me the idea,

she's like, I can't get this idea out of my head. Like, I really want to, like, take the time to meet and, like, make it right up and pitch it to a network. And I was like, yeah, yeah, no, let's do it. And so we, yeah, and we didn't think anyone was going to listen. And so, well, yeah, surprise. So it did start as guys you fucked, right? Well, we just skipped over a lot of stuff.

No, no, where she's saying, like, we were working together as a comedy duo, sorry about last night. I went right to guys we fucked. Yeah, yeah, sorry about last night. see like our Twitter and stuff is sorry about last night, our Instagram. People are like, what is that? It's their comedy do with Broad City. Yeah, sorry about last night is technically the umbrella

under which everything that we do lives, including guys we fucked. It just so happens that guys we fucked became more famous than sorry about last night. But under sorry about last night, we were doing, we did some shows at this place called Gotham City Improv that were like B-Y-O-B jungle juice, weird wild night, like with 60 people.

And we were having good success. We would sell those out that we moved on to the Brooklyn Winery that was a little. a little bit fancier and larger and we would sell those out and get bigger people and then we did like girls on girls where we would review.

Yeah, we'd do just commentary on the girls episodes and I love that. I took so much pride in editing them and I movie. Yeah, we did a UCB show by this, you know, the same name, sorry about last night. So we did a lot of things and then when I was spiraling, I pitched the idea to Christina for guys we fucked and then when we started that, that caught on

pretty quickly. Right. And then really good time. just knew each other and like fived are ready pretty well. I love that. Yeah, we were working on the, we were working on the chemistry for years at that point. Yeah, it's not, no, we weren't like staring and like holding hands and looking into each other's eyes, but it's just like, it just comes across organically.

Yeah, for sure. That's kind of how we met. We actually met on a press trip and Aruba the first day we hung out was out a catamaran boat. Our first photo together, we're like, yeah, we're like holding each other and it'll never get better than nice. Wow. Yeah.

And then we started the podcast like three months later. Wow. I know we weren't friends that long. It's kind of good because then we don't know anything. about each other. So I'll tell Raina these stories of when I just used to be like so drunk and slutty. And she's like, what? And I'm like, yeah. That's nice to learn about each other on air. As everybody else is. Yeah. But it did start, I don't know. I've, I definitely started listening to your podcast probably after it had been around for maybe even two years, maybe like 2015 or 2016.

Did it originate with guys you fucked as the guess? Yeah. Correct. And you'd bring them on and just, we're still, we're both single. So you still, we'll bring them on. Every night again. It's just we've, I've, I've kind of gone through all the ones that were intras. did basically, you know, all the comedians who want us impressed. And so you fuck for work. Me too. Well, I mean, I didn't, I certainly didn't do that. If I knew that they were to be interviewed, I would have fucked to more famous people.

But I'm all, my pussy can book the best open mic into. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And now I never fucked comedians ever in my life and I always wanted to. Because I started stand up after, like, right when I met my ex-boyfriend of seven years. So I like, when I became single, I was like, Watch out.

Oh, so I have a question. So how did the show... People ask us this all the time. If one of you gets a boyfriend, how's the show going to change? How did the show change when you guys... And you both had long-term relationships. You had one at the time.

For two years. When you started the show? I mean, I was single for the first several years of the podcast, so I was fucking a ton. She was telling, you know, Christina had stories from college. Yeah. Because it was flipped because in college,

I didn't have sex with anyone. I had a boyfriend from 18 to 23. Okay. So it was actually a reverse experience. Okay. So then were the guests just all guys you'd fucked? Pretty much. I mean, there's old ones that Christine had.

Oh, he brought guys from the past. We rotated. So, yeah, I didn't have to dig that. I mean, I'd been dating Stephen for two years at that point. I didn't have to dig that deep. But it was also, like, a fun excuse to talk to him again, because I'm like, I don't know what other circumstance I would ever contact you without feeling like, oh, he's going to judge me.

I'm like, this is the perfect excuse. How do you feel about that? I mean, clearly, I loved it. I mean, the second ever episodes is this guy named Nico. That's not his real name, but, uh, because he's a private person. and I hadn't seen him in three years. And when he walked into the studio, we figured it out so that he walks into the green room.

So I don't see him until he sits down at the table. Because at that time he were recording in a studio. Yeah, yeah. So that was the first time I'd see him in three years. And it was the sexual tech, because he's one of those people that always have sexual tension with. We could be in a fucking football stadium and feel each other. So yeah, that it's really, it was really fun.

And I still like it. Like I've had guys on that I fucked recently, well, one. and I really liked this guy and I was like this is a risk not doing this to talk about it right? Yeah.

And just expose it because then people are going to try fuck them and you know so and this we hate to have like circle jerk conversations like once it's like to be a podcaster

but like I just have to ask you guys because I'm so curious I mean did you feel like it affected your dating life like that people knew oh yeah 100% people wouldn't to steer clear of you

uh yeah a little bit that well it's either they wanted to steer clear or they wanted to fuck you to get talked about. And that you didn't know the reason why. And people would even say things like, oh, as they were leaving your bedroom,

like, oh, are you going to talk about this in the podcast? No, I get that. No, bro. I get that interesting. That sucks so bad. Do you think the people use you as like an opportunist kind of thing? Like, they want you to, they want to know. I'm pretty good about seeking that,

about sniffing that out. So there were, there were people who did, but I didn't sleep with them. I became way less slutty when we started the guys we fucked podcast because... I got way sluggier. It was not.

There was just not for me. It wasn't fun anymore, you know? That's also makes you think like, because you have to, you have to think in your head, but you're like, oh, I'm going to have to talk about this publicly. And then you look at the person and you're like, not worth it. Yeah. I don't want people to know that. Yeah, I feel like my sex life has dwindled since the podcast.

I don't know if there's a correlation there, but. You're also working more probably. I think that's part of it too. Yeah. Well, what are, that's what's what I tell myself to go to sleep at night. When I cry myself to sleep, that's what I tell myself. Well, I'm glad you brought up sex. We want to talk about sex with you guys a lot.

Yeah. We want to know, like, what turns you guys on? What are you into? Stories, what you're into? What's a good way to start? What are you into? What are you into? Dicks.

Choking. That's kind of what I'm known for. People always ask me choking questions. I like some violence in the bedroom only, not in real life. So I want to talk to you about this. I am not into that yet. I'm not opposed. I've just never gotten into it.

And you don't ever need to be a few people. But I want to talk to you about this. I want to talk to you about this. Because clearly you guys are super feminist, unless that's a word you don't want to use. but clearly don't endorse violence against women. No, I don't endorse violence against anyone. No animals, no men. Soundclips.

I'm a pacifist. I would like to just know, and we're also going to talk about the things that you're into and if somebody's interested in that, but they don't know how to broach the topic with their partner or whatever. But like the choking, hitting, things like that, I'm genuinely curious about that because it's like kind of a foreign thing for me personally.

Is it a hard thing to bring up? Like, how does it come up for you? Oh, I don't bring it up. I just push them to the edge of actually. wanting to hit me and they let it out in the bedroom. Are you Jewish? Uh, I'm, I'm, I'm, part, I'm part, yeah, I'm like, I'm Jewish and Italian. Yeah, every time somebody dates me, they're like, that's my last Jew, because I never wanted to hit somebody. So, that's my last Jew. That's your, that's your autobiography title. I just like, I get it.

I get it more Jersey than anything. That's my last Jersey. Yeah, it's the Jersey that you're sending. I'm not, I'm not super Jappy. I'm, I'm, I'm, it's, I'm more Jersey. No, it's not chappy. I'm, a chaffy. I'm a, I'm an instigator. Like, like, and if you can't, and if you can't, like get on board with it. Like if you can't like neg me back a little bit, play. Yeah. Like I don't think anybody feels personally victimized

by me, but like maybe you do. I don't know. Maybe we need to sit down with some guys that you fuck. Yeah. I'd be like, are you okay? Did you feel okay? We were in D.C. My ex came to the show.

Oh, that's fun. Roasted him in front of the whole room. That's funny. He's got a good sense of humor. Did he know that was coming or? He asked me to please go easy on him. Wait. And I was like, have we met?

But it worked out for you and the end. That's what we'll say. Yeah. Anyways, people have to be able to give it back and forth. And I'm sure that it's like that with you girls too. Do you hit people back? Can you just walk us through?

Thank you for bringing it back to what we're talking about. Do you hit people? No, because men don't like being, don't like getting hurt in my experience. And everyone who likes like, you know, beating me. No, I feel like you did have a lot of makeup under your eye.

You're hiding. Not so I have a huge zit on my right cheek. Oh, no. Actually, I have twins. Twins. Twans. 20 and 20s. I, I,

anyone who's been cool with hitting me, which is everyone, step in line, fellows, the opportunity to hit Corinne Fisher. In the face. In the fucking face. When I've tried to do it back,

they're like, outies. You just like blow in the air. They're like, yeah, I'm like lightly pinched. I'm like, yeah,

they can't handle pain. Is my boyfriend, flinchisches. They cannot handle pain. Yeah, and I don't want to know that you're weak. I mean, not in that moment.

That's true. So can you explain the hitting? Can I explain it? So I think that some people will listen. Yes, open hands. Right. Like, absolutely. Definitely not this to the list.

So yeah, it's an open hand, everyone listening. Always. It's not at the jaw line. No. Where is it? Not near the eye. In the fleshy part of the key. In between your jaw line and your cheekbone, I have a guy that I'm sleeping with that

after we had sex for a couple times, I'm like, I want you to hit me. Are you comfortable with that? And he was like, absolutely. And I was like, thank God, because there's so many men that I've been sleeping with that are like, I can't do that. I'm like, but it's not, it doesn't count. We can talk it out. At the same time, I know if you don't feel comfortable doing something, I'm not going to force.

It's also your personality, I think. You're like, you're a gentle soul. People want to, like, kind. Yeah, that's my lollipop. They don't want to hit me. People want to hit me. Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. I mean, people want to hit me sexually, non-sexual.

Yeah. Vail. Yeah, me too. Over the phone. Is it like during, obviously, just during, like, the penetration, like, is it, you're just kind of like closer to the end? I'm just very fast. saying.

I'm sorry to sound like such a prude, but I'm like, tell me about the hitting. Well, it's a weird thing to negotiate and navigate through. For me, I'm just like, if like so with this particular person I'm thinking of, like, we had sexy, uh, the other night. And, um, and we had sex. And then we had sex the second time and I was like, I want you to hit me. So I, I kind of say, hey, can, can you hit me? Like that's just, can you hit me, mister?

Um, but I ask for it. Because I'm, if, if, with anything kinky, um, and I think like violence, uh, consensual violence is a type of kink. The person getting the force is the one in control. For sure. Always. So as long as you talk it out in a way that doesn't kill it for you, it's just, yeah, and communicating.

So like I would say that. And then he would ask me if it's like, is that okay? And then yes. And then after he got understood the force, no question. Right. Like do they like pull their hand back? No, he doesn't wind up. He doesn't wind up like a pitcher.

Yes, he doesn't a lot more communicative than I do. I, I, tell us about it. I don't talk about it before. I just use dirty talk to kind of like narrate what it is that I want. Yeah. And I don't know, you look at an instigation tactic actually because you'll be like, oh, what, you need to hit me like that, you know? Oh, okay.

Oh, good line. Oh, I'm going to use that. You want to fucking hit me. And you just do it like that. Yeah, while you're riding there. When you're on your back or when you're on top of that? I am usually on top because you know, when you're on top. To get hit while lying down is weird.

I'm glad that you said that because I was picturing more of the line down and I'm like, this feels weird. No, that's unfair. strangling too like as different. You want to get hit on top so that you can move back if they, if it's too much. You guys, okay, I get it. One time I got. But now it makes more sense.

Now I'm into it. So you can flinch. Yeah, is my boyfriend flinched it completely. What if you're like on somebody's dick you like Matrix back out of the way if you don't like to hit? I actually had an incident where with my ex, I talked about on the podcast, I think. It's not like, I don't want anybody jump on him for it, but because it was something that we just, but it's something that happens with hitting, I think. I remember I woke up in the middle of the night

and we had already gone there in our relationship and we incorporated that and I really really liked it I loved the way he executed it I just loved it and then in the middle and I couldn't sleep or something and then we started fucking and then he hit me too hard and I could tell I'm like oh you're you're mad at me and he's like oh my god

oh my god I'm so sorry but you that can happen because it's you the act of hit I've never oh I did hit one boyfriend Chris God bless him he wanted me fucking dirty motherfucker. I loved it. But it is confusing to like do that. And it's obviously it's a kink and you know,

you want to make sure the person's okay. But the act of hitting, sometimes that can carry anger in it because that's usually how it's carried out, not sexually. So that we like talked about for an hour. Like I was like, you need to know that that scared the shit.

Like that was jarring and I'm shaking now. She's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. So that shit. I can totally see how that would happen. Sometimes can't have. It only happened. wants to me, but yeah. Can I pose a question to you guys? I might be totally off base, but

I feel like, you know, someone would hear this and be like, oh my God, that sounds so scary, but I think that you only do those things with people that you feel safe with. That's the only way to work, right? Yeah, yeah, it's not for everyone. Like, the thing with, you know, such a sexually open narrative lately is, like people feel bored or like they're not cool or like something's wrong with them if they're not into these kinks. And, you know, I'm into choking and hitting, but, like, threesomes are very popular and I'm not at all into them, but I don't feel weird about that. It's just not my kink. It's not. For me.

Right. Not into it. No, thank you. Yeah. That's true. It's fine. Yeah. You shouldn't hear about something or and think like, oh, I need to try it. Like, really think it through.

If you really want that. Yeah. Is that something you really want? People in my, like, historically for me, have been pretty good at it because I was recently sleeping with someone who had been abused and he was really great about telling me that and like, okay, he's like, just never hit me. And I was like, no problem. I never will.

And I did never did. Right. So you got to be honest about the lines. Yeah. And then was he into it on the other end? He was totally fine with doing it. doing it to me. And again, I mean, I think that even makes sense

because it's just like, yeah, it's a kink for me. You know, a kink can be something that never happened to you or something that happened to you and you're taking control back over. You know, sometimes I like something in bed, but I love masturbating to it after the fact. That's why you do it. Yeah, like something that I don't, I'm not, I don't mind it.

Like if somebody, like, gives me like a little light choking, but like I love to, like, masturbate to it after the fact. Yeah, because then you can really be present. Yeah. When you think about it and you're by yourself. Yeah. I don't have to be like, do I like good? You know, you can really kind of enjoy it.

It's always great when the sex is good enough to masturbate too and you don't have to turn on porn. That's the best. That's a jackpot. I only masturbate this bank bank. Oh, that's awesome. I actually have been a lot.

I've had been a lot lately. It's more fun. Yeah. If you have to be having sex, like I haven't been having as much sex since we started the podcast as I used to. Because like, I just have to be a little more careful about it. I know.

I'm like digging deep into the archives lately. Sometimes I'll masturbate like a dude. I'll literally like Google someone or look at their Facebook page like a real creepo. I'll Instagram masturbate. Totally. Well, and I'm like, if I'm looking at somebody's Instagram and I'm like, oh, I feel a little tingle down there. I'm like, let's go. No one's going to know what's in your imagination if you get to yourself.

Yeah. I like like a picture from 2013. They're like, what were you doing? I like three in the morning. Or masturbate to our listeners, DMs, whatever. Yeah. Oh, we got dick pics. I actually got a hot guy sent me dick pics and I was like, he's 23 and I'm like, you know what? Don't hate it. Like as a fan, like he's a listener? Listen on the gun.

I don't know why I followed him for whatever reason. He has like $40.000. He's a model. He's a professional model. And I saw one of his photos and I was like, you're so fucking hot. It's ridiculous. And then he started following me back and he just messaged me pictures of a dick in the shower. And I'm like, not a bad deal.

Do you like dick pecks from listeners? No. I don't get them from listeners. Listeners just usually call me a fat cunt. Yeah. I've gotten dick pics and I'm like, I don't hate it, but I'm like, there's your dick. I don't care. You don't care.

I love this. I get lots of dick picks from people I know in real life and I love them. Right. You like attached to the dick that really matters. That's behind. Do you have a specific type of dick pick, like an angle or like the way you guys want it to look? I think they're guys. Hard.

You know, be hard. Is that a thing you could tell people? You saw it. Yeah, Christina did get a flaccid one. I was like, bro. But why was somebody doing? I think he was trying to be funny. But I don't like humor and sex together.

I really. It's one of my number one pet peeves. I don't either. No laughing in the bedroom. Oh, I'm so serious. There's two of my favorite things, but they need to be separated. I like you're going to date with a comedian. They're like, make me laugh.

And you're like, we are in a romantic situation. I'm not going to make you laugh. We have, it's my job. I don't want to do it now with you. You make me laugh. You're not going to like do my taxes on this date if you're an accountant. So we had a girl, this dick pick was one of my favorites. And someone presented at the live show.

We had her bringing on stage at one of our holiday shows. And it was this guy fully clothed, business professional. And just flaccid dick coming out of the zipper on the counter. See, that could have been really hot if she was erect. and not on a counter. And it was sitting on the counter. Okay. Through his khakis.

It was so amazing. If you put like googly eyes on it, I'd be like, all right, now I see what you're doing. I appreciate it. I had a guy that used to dress it up and it was like, the first one was a bowtie. The second one was like wayfarers, like sunglasses.

Like he would really, and it was a great dick. Oh, wow. Yeah, it was like my favorite one. I never get dick picks. Do I not have a face that wants a dick pick? It's because you're Christina. Yeah, I've said that countless times.

You're the Christina. And then I said that with a podcast. Watch out what you wish for because they'll, they'll come. I don't wish for it, I think. I will send naked pictures all day long of myself doing all kinds of crazy stuff,

masturbating, whatever, other things, whatever. To anybody? Like to... To the whole world? Yeah. Do you ever wants it? On Instagram stories.

I don't... But I don't want it reciprocated in any way. Do not want a dick pick back. Doesn't interest me. Don't care who it's attached. You just let me remember it as I want to. Oh, man.

I never sexed it or exchange dirty photos or videos ever in my life. until the guy I started seeing after my breakup. Really? Really? I'm masturbating is my favorite day. I love to watch it. Oh my God.

I want to watch the cum come out of your dick and I want to cherish it. Can I high-five you? I love you so much. You are the me. It's like you're looking in the mirror. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Rain is really in the come. Dude, when the cum was out of the dick.

Please isolate that and just play. When the cum comes out of the dick, it's just like, it's just like a beautiful. like this is what nature wanted, you know? Right, I love it. I love watching it on Skype. I'll watch somebody masturbate all day long. I love it too, but I'm like, because it's over.

And see. That's what I say after I come. You get a prize. We have some good, like, for the game at the end, we have some good cum stuff for you guys to talk about. I mean, this is exactly how I thought 33 would pan out. Got some good cum stuff. All my friends growing up had like houses and kids. We're just minding.

emails. Yeah. Oh, that's fun when you can talk about, like, anal rimming in a business email. Are you guys into butt stuff? Yes.

Absolutely. Wait, can we back up to one thing? I want to talk more about the dirty talk for one second before we're about to butt stuff. I'm surprised that you envision. Are we even recording? Absolutely.

I know. I feel like I'm just at home with the gal. Let me hit record. This is a warm up. People like this said. Nikki Glazer talked about how she, like, used to like,

for her ex-boy- her and talk about. Yeah. And, like, it's one of our top episodes of all time. People love hearing it. Yeah. I like watching my boyfriend. I got to fuck people.

I heard it on, I think, when she was on your podcast years ago. Yeah. I remember listening to that. We were both like, cuck queen. I hate that. Let's just say cuckold. But, yeah, we both like, well, she likes the, she liked the makeup. I go so far as like, I want to see you fuck her.

Oh, you do. You want to be there. Okay, never mind. I'm just scrap my last question. Let's talk about this. Let's talk about cuck holding. Yeah, because we haven't really been able to talk about it yet. Because even Nikki was like, that wasn't her thing.

so we haven't really had a guess that we've talked about this with. Right. Okay, so how do you like approach that with the... How did you figure out that you were into that? I masturbated to it for a long time before saying anything. With a boyfriend that you were with? Yeah. And in the fantasies, was he in the fantasies?

Yeah, he was fucking other people. Like, I masturbated to the idea. To the idea. Okay, gotcha. And then I think I said it on the podcast before I told him. He edited the podcast at the time and he's like, do you want to tell me anything? He's like, surprise. Do you want me to fuck another girl in front of you?

Yeah. Like, sign me up. This is like a beautiful way to tell your man this. It's like a Valentine's Day card to him and hundreds of thousands of other people. It's like sub-tweeting, but it's like sub-podcasting. I'm like, I just hope, I'm just saying this so this one guy can hear it. It works. I've had it work.

Well, I didn't go badly too, but. And sometimes it does. I posted a photo myself on Instagram last night with no pants on. It was only for one person, but. Oh, it always, Instagram stories are only for one person. The people you're attracted to watch them. That's the only reason I deal with. Yeah.

Okay. So who was my baton twirling for? Well, that was for me. I mean, I love that. I was like, that was just spreading joy to the masses. I literally did it. I had a crop top on after I just ate half of a pot of taco salad dip. And mind you, that sour cream and cream cheese mixed together.

And I am very lactose intolerance. So my stomach was bloated and I did a full baton routine. Wow, knowing that, that's even more impressive. And I was already impressed. But light lime arena will do to you. No cares. That's amazing. You're like, I am so bloated.

You know what? Get the baton out. Yeah. Let's make this shirt shorter. Get the crop top out. You know what? I just was too drunk to change and I had promised the people a baton twirling

and I'm going to give them them the people what they want. Yeah. Okay. So your boyfriend's hearing the podcast that he's editing. He's like, oh, she wants to cook cold. Interesting. Yeah. We talked about it for a long time.

We first incorporated into dirty talk because that's how you test the waters first. Okay. It was so great. And then we went on Thrin, it was at the time this app called Thrinder. It's Tinder for three ways, now called Field. Oh, it's still out there.

Okay. I think so. Tinder suit him and so like Well, fine, we'll change him That sucks because it's such a good name Thrender That's the best name

But we made a profile There were some slipups With that interaction Like he There was one time where he Like I would give him the app Because I wanted him to lead it Because part of it for me

Was like I want to I want you to watch you go after Somebody you're attracted to Like I want you have to be I have to be attracted to her yes But it's more important That you're attracted to her Because I want to see you turned on

Did you want to be a part of it Sorry I did want to be Yeah You want to just watch Yeah I just watch Yeah I do have like sometimes when I would masturbate to it I would have visions of just me sitting in the corner in the corner yeah I'm like that sounds great voyeurism yeah yeah but yeah so we went out on a date

with this girl we met on the app um and then I made it very clear like nothing will have we this is just to get to know you no one's going home with anybody I need that expectation to be set so that I can feel comfortable yeah um she's like of course um she did listen to the podcast that made me feel very weird stephen was like who cares I'm like yeah I don't want to be that just makes me uncomfortable but it was great. She was great. I got a little jealous because she started talking like the second date, the second time we hung out. It was like, yeah, we all want to do this. And we went back to my place, our place, at the time. And yeah, she started blowing him. And I was like, what the fuck are you doing? How are you, how does your mouth move like that? And I'm like, she had really,

you're jealous of her skills. Yeah. She's a real little hands. But she was like, like, like, like a, like a, exactly. I literally called it a ninja blowjob. Were you like taking notes? Well, well, at first. I was like, what the fuck is that? Why didn't, I don't know these moves. And he like came in her mouth and I was like, what the fuck? And then he got hardy and then we all, we all like hung, you know, we all, because she was by, I believe. She was great.

She was wonderful, but then made the mistake of having her sleep over. That was stupid. Oh, wait, why did that happen? Stephen and I were like, I guess, we've never done this before. I didn't fucking know what to do. Sure. You know, you live and you learn. So yeah, she left the next day.

And then I was like, does she suck you dick better than me? And he was like, dude, no. great though and I was like but then it's okay to get jealous like that's what I realized but he cares stole some of her moves and now I'm enjoying them with the musicians I'm fucking

what were like what were the moves they get passed down just like the twisting the twisting two hands yeah no yeah okay she didn't like cup the balls or butt stuff she did the buck up the balls a little bit but she was just very delicate and light with her hands it was more like

the mouth thing but she had her hands like lightly you know when someone like barely touches you yeah so that was what was happening with the two hands And then there was like a twisting motion. And then you're sucking the gut, you know, you're putting a lot of the force in your mouth. I just love blowjobs so much. I do too. I have like giant man hands.

I don't know how that would work. That's, like, she was really great at this blowjob because she had these teeny tiny hands. I'm like, but that's great though because you can cover the whole, the whole penis. I just need a bigger dick, I guess. Yeah, that's great. Yeah. You can do one hand. Because my hands are so little, I have to use two of them.

And then I have, I don't have the other hand to, like, you know, hold myself up or something. from boredom. That's so much. To catch your head as you've gone off. Yeah, to catch my head as I fall asleep. Right. Like, what guy wouldn't want to grow with these big hands?

No, I'm just kidding. Your dick looks enormous in my hands too. I mean, a cock looks huge. I mean, I have like an eight-year-old boy's hand. It's very, and that's why I tell people right as I before I put it on their dick. You like them? No, it's pretty big.

They're like little, the Kardashians have the tiniest little hands. Oh, yeah. So annoying. They always, like, date these guys with these huge dicks. I've never zoomed in, but I will. If you meet Kim or Courtney,

their teens are so delicate. Yeah. I didn't know that. And then Ray J's dick is the biggest dick I've ever seen. Like, did you watch the sex tape? No, I didn't. I did. I did, but I focused on her.

I just felt like I needed to see it. I was going to see whatever. We were on a bachelorette party. It is so crazy. Like, both of her hands, again, they're smaller, but they're both on the dick and they're still like dick in the middle and on the sides of the hands. Wow.

It's like something's wrong with it. It's that pig. It's like a tumor. They couldn't go in. They didn't do dog. They did doggy style in the sex tape. They didn't do anal, but they did doggy style. And, like, he couldn't fully get in there.

Yeah, oh, wow. Even with like a, she chose not the whole time. Cam? She's miniscule. She's so tiny. She's like five, two. Five one. I mean, not that's that big.

Celebrities are so small. I've seen her in real life twice. And I'm like, you are barely a person. Like, you're such a big persona. And you're the tiniest. The celebrities are always many. And Beyonce is like five, four. like four foot tall.

Yeah, Beyonce is perfect. They're really same. I'm a huge Beyonce fan, but she's... She's tiny. The biggest person is like a superstar and she's like 5'4. Yeah. She is? I didn't realize that.

Okay, wait, back to the cock holding. Did you have sex that night? Absolutely. Okay. Okay. Just for details. It was a very bonding experience because like at the time, you know, we were only, I don't know, we're like four years in early, five years in to our relationship.

So it was a good time for me because I was like, okay, we've wanted to explore. That's a while. I'll take a long time to feel comfortable with something. And then how long was that girl around? The one and done. Oh, I mean, well, I'm bad. Well, I was rude to her the next morning.

So that didn't help. Who wouldn't be? Yeah, what did you say to her? You said, who wouldn't be? I think you shouldn't. She was so nice. She didn't do anything to deserve. But she had sex with your man.

I mean, it's a little rude. Yeah, but I wanted to tell. I was the reason why this was all happening. I don't think you guys seem to understand. Yeah. Well, and also, like, I come like a dude. So, like, after I came that evening and they were still fucking. I'm like, and that's a wrap.

the three-way, guys. Cut. You guys? And I went to the bathroom. I texted my friend. But I can't. You like ran errands around the apartment while I've kept on judging you, but like it's crazy that she's left over.

Like I would have been like, oh yeah. Time to leave. Yeah, but if I was you, I wouldn't know what to tell her to leave. Her. It's crazy that she laughed. We've done it two other times and it was late. It was, well, no, it was like you're not sleeping over. Right.

I bet your Uber pool is outside. Well, not a pool. I got, we got, we did get her an Uber, but a regular. I mean, not a black. not a black SUV, but like just... Yeah. Anytime I see, I'm in a pool with a date, I'm like, I really... It's so hard for me not to tell them to break up now. Oh, yeah, that they call the pool.

Take the fucking dates and pool. Three more dollars. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The other people, I've been on. Yeah. The other people, like, the other people in the car... You're in a car. Because I'll take an Uber pool a lot, like, when I'm going to spots around the city, because I can't spend $100 to make five.

Great career we chose. Super true. So I'll do spots around, and, like, there'll be people on dates and I'm just like just take the subway because there's like romance in the subway there is no romance in an Uber pool. That is such a great call. That's a whole place. Ten out of ten I'd rather take a suburb. It'd be funny if you started like doing bits and the

Uber are just roasting them. Oh gosh. That's the only reason I'd want to take an Uber subway. Two times I've been in an Uber pool with guys we fucked fans and I'm like Whoa. Now definitely going to take an Uber pool when I'm feeling low. No, it really ruins the allure when you're in an Uber pool. Oh, that's true. I go guys yeah, it's not this is not real

really looper-tip. I'm doing this to be one with the commoners. Okay, I just want you to know that. It's an experiment. We're just like you. Yeah. So, okay. Are you cuck holding, Cren? No. You're not okay. I don't like anything having to do with humiliating myself. I'm not into it. I don't like it in real life. I don't like it in fake life. Humiliating others in the bedroom I could get into because I like it. I love casting couch porn. So I could see something like that. But like just overall, I don't really like anyone else there. I'm a really one-on-one person. And I don't, I'm not attracted to women. So, okay. I don't think that you're saying,

that she likes to be humiliated, but do you think... No, I know she does. That's why I said that. There is an element of... Absolutely. So I don't think that... I've been cheated on, so I think maybe... I haven't really interrogated the kink a lot with myself, but I'm like, I think it might...

I'm a control freak. So, like I was saying earlier, with any kink, like, I'm the person getting the thing done to them, kind of, I'm the one in charge. So that feels really good to be in charge. You're using your imagination. You're letting your imagination fly. It's like the adult sexual version of when you were a kid playing Barbies in your room and you just got lost.

it was the most fun thing, you're able to do that with this. Okay. What she just described is a threesome, like, cookholding and threesomes are different things. Like, yeah, we kind of mixed it. Exactly. So I'm like, you know, like a classic cuckolding situation. Extreme humiliation.

It's like when a husband watches some outside dude, fuck his wife. Like that's a great. He tells the husband that is dix tiny. Yeah, that's a classic co-colding. It was, but yeah, I've had a couple and they, they, I think the layer that I didn't scratch, didn't get to yet in my, sexual career is the humiliation factor because I got to take baby steps. I have to take it slow. I have to go on my own pace and I'm very upfront about that. So I have not felt comfortable

yet in my life to incorporate the humiliation factor, but I definitely masturbate to it and would probably want to one day. So it sounds like you're like, it takes you a lot of get comfortable with people you've said that before. Are you kind of like that crin or are you kind of right up top? Like here's what I'm kind of into. I'm not sleeping with people unless I feel very comfortable with them. So like they're not even in my home. Like I don't really date. I mean for years I was only sleeping with, like, friends and people I, I knew through comedy. So, like, I already knew everyone so well. So there was already a deep trust there.

Like, I don't let, I don't, like, really go on dates or, like, sleep on, with new people like that. Yeah. I mean, one night stands is in. I had one one night stand. Oh, wow. It was comical. Like, yeah, just not my thing.

I was, again, it's love with long comedians. Hey, they're funny. It's funny. It's funny. You go around and go, hey. Funny is hot. Hey. I like that you were like, I just usually sleep with.

friends. Yeah, I do. I sleep with a lot of friends. And I like that. It works for me. That's really, that's a really weird one. She's good with boundaries, though. It's not great for everyone. Like, I have basically, like, almost all my male friends with friends I've slept with with, but it's not like that. Like, we will sleep together once and then we'll never sleep together again. But it relieves attention and then we are like the best friends. Well, I would, I love that. And do you feel, you don't feel uncomfortable at all? Like, I think people probably are curious, like, hey, I slept with my friend and we're not going to date, but now I have to see him out all the time. Like, are you just like, hey, what's up?

No, I mean, we become closer. And then we'll, joke and be like, I remember that time that we were on the road together and we made the bathtub a jacuzzi because we drunk only tried to get into the jacuzzi and we couldn't. So you said you were going with boundaries. So like how do you set those boundaries? I mean, I'm just good at reading people. I don't have a big long conversations about anything. I just, it's like, you know who it is. And a lot of times that's why with comics it's easy because you're, you can just read people. You can have a conversation. We're on the same wavelength. It's just never really been an issue. And if I feel like someone likes me more than I like them, then I really try not,

I'm like, we shouldn't do this because I say you like me more. Like I just tell them. I told my one friend, I was like you, you like me more than I like you. This is not going to work. We're all going to end up damaged. And I really like you and I don't want to lose you as a friend. But I can tell you right now that you are not my person romantically and this is not going to waste your time or hurt your feeling. And if someone's my friend that can already handle that level of bluntness. So I love this. They're fine with it.

Yeah. I mean, it's just never been an issue. I'm not going to lose from being honest. I mean, except a friend, but it's like, if they can't handle it. They probably weren't the right friend for you anyway. Yeah, but their ego might get a little hurt and then they'll come back to eventually. I feel like people just sort of get over that a little bit, which I, and I'm one of those people, so it's fine. I would have a hard time if I was super into somebody and I told them and they rejected me.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. A lot. And I'm like, I'll, I'll wait until she dumps you. and then I'll be here when you get back. And have you guys ever had guys that you've been sleeping with or boyfriends that you just feel like you're so much more sexually experienced

and have kind of had to bring them up to your level? I mean, one time that happened and I never slept with them again and I sage my apartment afterwards. It was that comfortable? Sometimes you know when it's not going to do any good. How many times did you guys go out before you thought? We knew each other through work. So the chemistry was definitely there.

Immediately I knew, and I was like, immediately when we started to have sex, I was like, this isn't going to be good and I can't do anything to make this better. I'm just going to have to suck it up. But it wasn't that, yeah, it was that bad. But I don't want to, I'm not trying to teach people shit. I mean, sometimes I, but you've got to have a base.

We have to be at some base level together. So you're not going back for round two if the first round is bad. No. I'm offended that I even went to round one. Do you fuck your friends too? No. Okay. That's a current thing.

Yeah. Well, I mean, I can compartmentalize in a way that Christina can't. Okay. Gotcha. I like to have a lot. I'm very, I have a very masculine personality. Yeah.

So it's not, I have very emotional sex when I have it, but I can also have not at all emotional sex. We're just purely like animalistic. You guys, I didn't know we were going to discuss this, but I heard it on your podcast and I want to talk about it at some point is like the masculine and feminine energy.

like I kind of loved what you guys were saying about that and people don't know what we're talking about. It's basically that when you're in a relationship, correct me from wrong. Like one person has the feminine energy and one person has the masculine energy and it doesn't necessarily have to be the female with the feminine and that, you know what I mean.

Right. Sometimes it switches in certain scenarios. Yeah, and that's kind of, I just, now I feel like I heard it on your podcast and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it. And I'm like, what am I putting out? And then am I, you know, I'm pretty sure it's masculine. I look back on my most serious relationship

and like that was, he had feminine energy. Like when I think about it, you know, so that's, I've just been thinking about a lot lately. And I've heard you say in the podcast that you think it can kind of ebb and flow and go back and forth. I think so in certain scenarios, like in certain life scenarios when you're with somebody and you're, when you're on a date with somebody or you're in one mode.

And then when you're painting the downstairs, you're in another mode, you know what I mean? But the, the yin and yang still have to be there. Do you feel like you're, you're feminine? I think so. I would think, I would, I don't know. I'm just curious.

I'm trying to figure out who I am anyway, to begin with. But yeah, I think so. I definitely do that thing. Because we were talking earlier, Corinna, about, like, men needing to feel needed. Right. And I definitely give men that. Like, I really... Allow them to feel needed.

Yeah, yeah. And I like that a lot. Do you think about that and consciously do that? Do you think, or it just comes natural? No, but now it's kind of conscious because we talk about it. So when it does leave my mouth, I'm like, oh, I know what I'm doing. Because the other day I had a guy over and I was like, I needed to move this giant mirror into my bathtub so that I can hire painters.

and I was like, I can't do it. I could do it. But I wanted him to feel like... Well, I love this too. And I would love to hear what you would say about it too because there's this whole thing of like, women don't need men. We really don't.

But do you throw a guy of bone every once in a while and make him feel needed? Are you like, no, I don't? It's so loving, caring. Yeah. People want love. Everybody, man are women. Yeah, I've been thinking about a lot.

I think that the problem is that because we were heterosexual, we're thinking of relationships, like in heteronormative circumstances. Right. But it's just that you know. need, like, it's not about needing, but it's like, you know, it's things, we think of things just as partnerships instead. And when you think of it as just energies that anyone can have, you can, you can, you can apply the same thing to, like, a lesbian relationship. And you think

of any lesbian relationship, you know, one person is putting out the masculine energy. One person is putting the female, same as any gay couple, you know. Like, it works across the board. So I think if we stop thinking, like, because we are so, as straight women, so programmed to think about it as, like, you know, straight women needing a man. And, you know, it's, and then when you incorporate modern feminism, it feels like, it feels weird or it feels like you're not being the feminist you want to be, but you got to stop thinking about it as like,

I am a woman needing a man. You're just a energy, needing another energy to complement that energy. And then it releases you of all that, like, stress that you're feeling about yourself. Because you're like, you shouldn't be fighting about it. There's nothing wrong with wanting a man, but you're not wanting a man. You're wanting a partner.

And it just happens that you are sexually attracted to a man. Yeah, like if you're a person with high anxiety, dating somebody else with high anxiety, you wouldn't even do that. I don't even think that those are two magnets are the same pole. Those are the attachment styles.

Do you guys know that those? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like, that doesn't even happen. I feel like people, when people gravitate towards each other, it is because there is something, there's a balance there. Right.

Yeah. And that's the thing, like, Christina just brought up, like, once we started looking into these energies, it was so obvious why our business relationship works so well has lasted so long because I'm definitely the masculine energy, so she's definitely the feminine energy. Yeah. And it compliments

each other. Yeah, and we can see it. We were in the cab on the way here. We were on a conference call and she was like, no, we're not doing this. I'm like, you guys are great, thank you. And then after she, she kept doing it. I was like, I'm like, Christina, they work for us. I forget what happened. Thank you so much for caring. And I was like, you guys are so

fucking lucky you got me on the phone and not Ashley. Well, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I felt that. But like, it's, Ray, and I think I think about our relationship all the time because it's really like a romantic partnership in some ways. Sure. You put a lot of work into it.

But the way you have to communicate with each other, manage conflict, like whenever I do get a man if ever, you know, I think I'll be a better partner. I hope it's funny. When you get a man. I think I'll be better because I've had to like kind of have this relationship and compromise and all these things. But it's funny because I think I do think it can ebb and flow and sometimes Raina will just like all of a sudden she's like the one putting out that energy and handling something.

and I'm just like, fucking, you do it. I mean, you know, I think I can go back and forth. Exactly, because a masculine energy woman is more likely to exhaust herself. True. It's easy for me to say because I do the same thing. Like, I mean, there will be some points when I just be like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm so tired. I got it.

I just can't even. I think people are just shocked when I'm like, Ashley, you know what, take a break. I'm going to take the floor on this one. And like, I just drop like the meanest most like, I'll just cut you so deep. I think people are like, where is this coming from? And it hits really hard then because I'm always like, if you know if Christina got mad. It's so true.

When I get mad, you fucking run. We had to. Because Christina is mad is actually much madder than my mad. Very mad. You've already been mad. I just get mad. Yeah, but she calmly is like, we're not doing that. I release it so often that it's like poof, poof, pooh.

Yeah, a little like a silent but deadly fart. Yeah. Little noises. I'm going to tell you guys my favorite line to say to somebody. Because they're like, Rina's nice. She's not, I always say I'm going to invite you to re-evaluate your view of the situation. Very good. It's really, it's a mean thing to say to somebody.

And then I like really go to, my best friend's boyfriend came up with the line. It's not my line. It's a great line. Because people get all the thing, it fucks with them a little bit. They're like, you're going to invite me to re-evaluate what a dick I am.

So it's like, you give the power to them, but you're also saying go fuck yourself. I'm not saying. And you're using nice words, but then you're saying something real rude. Yeah. That's the best. Well, yeah, anyway, I didn't know we were going to talk about that,

but I did hear it on a recent podcast you guys did. Now it's like always in my head. Like, am I, me too. when we, but as my therapist was saying, don't get obsessed with it. It only needs to be like a 60, 40 breakdown. It doesn't have to be like all the time.

But the, but I love that you said that. Just, it's just from the beginning, the time is when it's most important is during the courting. Like literally the first meeting is one of the most important times.

Okay. So if you want to be the feminine energy, no matter what, you cannot approach the guy first. You can eye, fuck them, you can do the five second. Because I don't know if you know,

it's like when you stare at someone, any, like, walking through life, you can look at someone in the eye for three seconds. whatever. But when you look at someone for five seconds, and I actually just tried to do with this guy I'm seeing, and we both were like, we're borderline autistic both of us. So we both couldn't do it, even though we clearly like each other. But I mean, it feels so powerful to stare on someone

eyes for five continuous seconds. Like, I'm doing it too now. Like, you can feel it in your chest. I did that on a yoga. I was just on a yoga retreat. We had an exercise of somebody we didn't know, Indian style, sit in front of them, and then look at them and communicate with your eyes. We both were in tears in five seconds. I was like, this is terrible. Yeah, I'm not really asking guys out. Like, I do want to be pursued. Yeah.

I used to be in the camp of, you approach, hit on men. I said that up until recently, and I'm like, nah, don't do that. Yeah, I think there's still some, you know, weird gender role stuff there. But I'm going to ask Jonah Hill out. Nice. Yeah. Do you guys know each other?

No, we don't. I commented on his Instagram once, and he messaged me, and I was like, oh, I'm going to ask you out. I should. It's funny when you drop, like, a funny. celebrities. I was talking to my dad earlier and I was like, yeah, I mean like Saturday I went over to Bobby Flay's house and he was like, are you serious? Bobby Flay. That's actually real dope.

He's one of my number one celebrity crushes. Marilyn Manson and Bobby Fly. I know that I'll go together. And Guy. And then the T.J. Friday's guy is like right below. I know. I love Bobby Flay and Marilyn Manson. Fuck. A chef. If there was a got chef. Like if Marilyn Manson cooked? Yeah. And they created an insane clown

posy. This is not what I thought you would pick Bobby Flay. I am. I'm so attracted. He's so hot. I watch several episodes of Deep Bobby Fly per day. And I also heard he's a real asshole. And I was like, yeah, you are. But he's not like a me too asshole.

Like he's pretty like that's good. Yeah, you got to see that out quick. Chefs, there's notorious for bad behavior. They have bad tempers chefs. And I'm like, yes. I don't. Okay. So we could talk to you guys forever, but we're going to do this little game called

Is This Weird? I'm like watching the clock. I'm like, oh, cool. It's been an hour. It blew by. Yeah, so this is our signature game. It started with a girl that DM'd us, and she said she's dating this guy that takes a bath in the morning,

and is this... That is fucked up. And she's doing her makeup and he's in the bath. Oh, just because it's an actual bath, not a shower? Like, taking a bath in the morning. Like waking up, got to get a bath before work. You read Good Night Moon in there? What the fuck?

So she wrote... It's funny you said that. Somebody said Good Night Moon to me the other day, and I wrote Good Night Stars. I'm so married. It's so mortified. So mortified. Definitely not Goodnight Star.

Both of my friends were... Like she sent me the screenshot. I was like, this friendship is canceled. First of all, he said, it's just so gross. I can't say that.

We can't talk about this anymore. Okay. Goodnight stars, I'm abominably. Hey, the 2019 version is Goodnight iPad. And it is a book and I wanted to kill myself. Whatever. That's how we flirt,

okay? Oh, no. All right, we have a bunch of emails we pulled. They're very funny. I want to read one. Well, if Christina has to leave, let's do the cum ones up top.

Please. I mean, again, the sound cuts. This is why I want. Respect. Can I do this? This is my favorite thing that we've ever gotten. Yeah, and then we'll do the other come one first. Okay.

He's like, I wish I was dead. Look at him. He's actively looking away from me, yet sitting so close and I'm a little. That's his brand. He wants to get away so badly. He wants to be close, but he can't, he hates all of us. Oh, my God. I love this dog.

Yeah, he's great. He's great. Everybody, Ari Shafir would not get off the floor. He just sat there with the dog. Oh, Ari. Also, another came out of fuck. She's cute. I'm manifesting

in the world. Oh, I think he lives next door. Totally, right? That's right. He says, I got, really? I went to get mushrooms from him. Yeah. Of course you did.

Of course you did. He talked about mushrooms for an hour. We didn't even do the game. Yeah. Okay, go. Ari is great. He drops knowledge. Yeah.

One of our most controversial episodes, I loved it. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. Well, he talked about, oh, he talked about you. Oh, somebody tweeted at me. Because he said he was, you hooked him up with this girl. We're talking about open relationships.

Yeah. And I went out with that guy on a date. Oh. Just like one date. He's great. I love him. And then he was like, we were talking about you guys because he was like, I'm really good friends with Christina.

Yeah. I mean, I didn't date him. Just we would, I mean, we went on one date. Yeah. He's a handsome fellow. He was great. Very sweet guy.

Are you guys? Stay in the lane. Keep going. Okay. First email. First email. This girl said, I met this guy. We started sleeping together a few weeks ago.

And the first time we had sex, he came and I had no idea. So I'm going to pay the picture to explain this better. I'm on top. we're having a pretty vigorous sex session where I can see his face. I flip him on top and his dick is lamp so I'm like, what the fuck? Only to have him inform me that he came.

Again, I was on top and was looking at him in the face the whole time and had no idea he came. All caps, no facial expression, no body movement, no noise, nothing. Fast forward to last night we're having sex and the same thing. I wouldn't know he was coming

if I hadn't seen it shooting out. We've now had sex four times and still nothing. I asked the question, is this weird? How fucking weird is this? It's not weird. I don't know if it's weird so much as like, that's boring. Make a noise.

Right. Split your eyes. I want to see you enjoy it. Right. What did you say he should be? I didn't. A pilot in the Navy. Or like a real,

like a poker player? Yeah, yeah. He's a professional poker player. He should be a spy for the U.S. government. He's really good at holding face. I don't know. I'm just trying to think this used to happen to me with somebody I was dating.

He just would not make any sounds when he came. And he like, I can't stand that. We were together for a year and then I'm off forever. It's my joy. The thing that I masturbate to when I like envision somebody like afterwards is them telling me how hard they're going to come. Yes. And the noise and the face that they make.

That's what turns me on. But zero facial expression. No, not not on board. I mean, I could really do without the facial expression for most of these guys. Well, sometimes the facial expression is like, are you taking shit? I'm haunted by these. It's coming out of what? Wait, right.

Maybe this is better. Men coming is not hot. Well, no, but at the moment, wait, in the moment it's hot. When you recall it, you're just like, but in the moment, very hot. But afterwards, you're like, let's do the replay. So maybe this is like a dream man.

Yeah, I mean, I've had people, I've had people who I, like, I didn't know they came, but it was just because I couldn't feel it. Maybe it's a bigger dick. They were like enjoying it and making sounds and like doing it, but they just didn't make like some huge thing like a, yeah, exactly. And I was like, you know, great.

You're going to play it cool. I like that. I think this was last week's episode, that we've accused guys of lying about coming, like you're over the toilet. You're like, it's not coming out. Like, he's not. Yeah.

I've got guys fake it. Guys fake it. Yeah, guys do fake it. My guy friends have all confirmed that they've faked it. Why fake it? You have to, they're having fun. With me,

they're having fun and it's not about the orgasm of apparently, but I'm like, maybe they're drunk and it's not going to happen. Is that what you said to you? A little bit of bone. Christina's like, I think I combined my answer with his answer and I married them at a level that's comfortable for me.

Christina just hired her own publicist during the podcast and she's like, well, they said to Christina was. I was told it wasn't me that they don't need to come, that I was, my vagina felt like a cozy little muck. It's the journey, not the destination.

Absolutely, goddamn lately. You know what, good for you. We all needed a little Christina in our personality. You gotta tell yourself. Because you gotta tell yourself anything, they're having fun.

All right, Christina, we might keep Corinne here if you really, but let's just do one more. Please do. Let's do one more. Have any more cum stuff? We'll take care of the CUMC stuff.

We have another CUM one. Thank God. Love CUMM. All right. Very crazy. This was, this is... I don't know how I feel about this. This one took a interesting turn.

Okay. Hi, I'm... Oh, okay. Interesting. Okay. She's 25 years old in an open marriage. Oh, we mistake number one and two. Two red flecks so far.

Anyway, she's been seeing this guy as just a friend with benefits occasionally for the last eight-ish months. The sex is usually the bomb. We've gotten comfortable and know each other well or so I thought. Last time I saw him, we were having sex. And I was getting close. and I was getting close. He really likes dirty talk

and it usually throws us both over the edge. I guess he really liked what I was saying because I was close but he was going to come. So he pulled out, pulled the condom off and finished on my ass. He's pretty good about making sure I get mine so he started fingering me right away without skipping a beat.

This is where it gets interesting. Oh, this is where it gets interesting. He leans down and licks all of his cum off of my ass and back while still fingering me. Like he did such a thorough job that I don't need a towel or a wipe or even if... I don't need a low, a wife.

Or even, yes. I don't even need a breeze. Or even a square of toilet paper. I like that she said that. There is nothing left to clean. He's always been into my bodily fluids, but this was new. Is this weird? Have you guys?

So he likes his own cum off. I look to her. I do that with guys. I'll hop off their penis and then I'll just lick it because I'm like, that's hot. And they think it's hot. You look at? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

And I taste great. But that's socially acceptable. I know. That's why I think this girl is freaked out because it's not socially acceptable. Yeah. But there's more of it also. She's just working. She said this.

She's just ready. Yeah, yeah. You got to know the product you're putting out on the market. Yeah, I said this many times. You need to taste your own com. I think every man should taste their own com. Yeah, but your whole load.

I think it's hot. He might be a narcissist, but I'm not, I'm okay with it. Might be a narcissist. I've been a little more comfortable with some like, what I would have previously thought were homosexual tendencies. Is that what we're saying now?

I don't seem gay to me. I feel like a pastor. It doesn't seem gay to me. I just can't stop the little gay to me. I can't get over the visual of him just like lick in his own. How much cum was it really? Exactly.

Good question. Some loads. Oh, buckets. And some loads, it's like a little sneeze on me? An appetizer. Is it smooth? Is it chunky? Yeah.

Or did it spray like confetti or isn't a little load? A lot of these details are very pertinent to my answer. See, even do we turn to? I'm in for this. Yeah. We do. We do is this weird. Where are they now?

We'll ask her. We'll find out for you. I got a bounce. Okay. I don't want to use your bathroom while you're still recording. Is that okay? Sure. Okay.

Okay. Now, Christina is leaving. She's got therapy. Can I say that? Got to go therapy, y'all. And Corinne's going to stick around for two more. Is this weird? Okay, this one's kind of, you're into goth stuff,

so we picked a blood one for you. Thank you. You guys get me. This is like a three-parter. It's very long, but there's twists and turns. Okay, the first part of it, you're like, nah, this isn't so crazy. And then you're like, what?

Okay. I'll keep this short. My junior year of college I was single and just wanted some dick. So I went on Tinder and matched with this guy. We're hooking up. and I look down and notice there's blood all over my bed. I immediately think it's me and get a towel to assess the situation. But in a surprise turn of events, I see that he has blood gushing from his penis.

I throw him the towel and I'm like, what the fuck? He's just sitting there holding the towel over it to stop the bleeding. So I want to know, is this weird? I know it's weird. I further look and there's blood all over or carpet on my roommate's pillows and on my favorite pair of converse, which are still stained, by the way. Girl, switch to kids. They're $40. So many details. Okay. I have more to the story, but that's the main part. But it's not. It gets crazy.

So dude passes the fuck out my bed and I was like, okay, I'll just go to sleep. We wake up and he looks at me, hugs me and goes, I'm sorry, and leaves. Then later in the day, he has the audacity to text me and ask me if I gave him an STD because he never does this. As if his dick blood wasn't just filling my vagina cavity. Like, do I have HIV? I don't. I got checked immediately. So you'd think that that would be a mutual agreement that after this happens, you just don't talk. He texted me the next weekend and said, do you want to fuck? I'll print condoms. I politely declined. And then the next weekend, he texts me, Y or N. I replied N.

Men are garbage. Okay. A lot time pack. The number one problem I have is that someone bled all over your room. You didn't discuss it. And then you went to, you cuddled with them at night? What? Like what happened to the blood?

And also, why are you keeping the converses? Right. There's so, it sounds like there's so much. Maybe she has like a Bill Clinton kind of fetid anything. I just very weird. OJ. Sheik. It's crazy me that this guy was like, clearly he bled from his dick before.

I mean, maybe not. But then he called her and was like, did you give me AIDS? Like in the process. Also, like AIDS could manifest in 12 hours. Just like, oh, poop, you have it. And might also call a doctor. That's just not, you're not okay.

Unless he's into the, what's the thing where you, like, that you put the sound wave metal up the tip of your dick. That is a thing. That was my initial thought that he was doing that and hit something. Oh, interesting. That's like a kink that he has because I mean like if you're bleeding profusely, and I mean, she's not talking about like a place on the dick skin.

She's talking about like the hole. The hole. So if you're bleeding from that, something is very wrong and you need to go to the hospital ASAP. Right. Not fucking. It's probably because he stuck something in his dickhole. I've never heard.

I've had a lot of stuff. I've fucked a lot of guys in my life. Yeah. But I. I just feel like I've never had a guy bleat, never once, not ever. So, I mean, me neither. Internal bleeding.

Not from the, yeah, that's a big thing. I mean, like, the number one sign that you're, like, almost about to die is, like, you're pissing blood. I don't know why. She's like, oh, this is crazy men are garbage. No, you're both insane. Right.

My feedback. Yeah, she, like, had him. She, like, stayed so we could spoon her. Yeah. Like, this guy's dead now. Like, we're going to touch base. That's the guy. Why is everyone acting so casually?

This is a crisis. It's a crisis. Blood everywhere. New segment title. This is a crisis. I love that Corinne picked up on her favorite shoes, which are still stained, which means they're still around.

Why do you have these still? Also, just pro tip. You can wash any kind of cloth shoes. Just put them in the washing machine. Exactly. How weird. And also, like, if you put them right in directly into club soda, that really does work.

Bowl with club soda, any stain. And blood is an easier stain to get out, which I know is a weird sentence to say, but it's just because I know from like, when you get your period on your sheets. Yeah. It's very easy to get out. That's weird.

It's weird from both of you. We'll touch base. That guy's dead now. Okay. This one is just, it's not really gross or, you know, it's, I just thought it was very funny. Okay. Hey guys. I love the podcast.

Whatever. Anyways, I'll cut straight to the point. My boyfriend taps his left foot, only his left foot when we're intimate. When I'm on top, blowing him or just giving him a hand job the whole time he comes. It's kind of like he's trying to keep a beat. Like a drummer, he plays no instruments. I don't know why he does it. brought it up before and he just deflex.

I know it's not a big deal. I find it pretty funny actually, but is this weird? I mean, honestly, that would drive me. I'd rather have someone dick bleed on me. That's how that kind of shit drives me. That's like, that's like, you know, like a waterboarding. That's waterboarding. I like that she specifies that he's not a musician.

Just so, like, just in case you were wondering. She's like, no instruments. It's not like a tick from like when he was a drummer. It's not part of his process. Oh my gosh. It's very weird. Stuff like that where someone's like shaking their leg or tapping a pen. that's the kind of stuff that I would just slap it out of their hand. I have no patience for

things like that. I just, I'm working here. Like, don't distract me, you know? Like, I have a job to do. Very weird. Well, she didn't think it was weird. So now she's like, oh, shit. She's reevaluate. But I have weird things. Like, I mean, you could, you could do cocaine for eight years straight, but if you, your teeth touch the fork when you take a bite, it's over. Oh, that makes me very. You could have full-blown meth teeth, but if they touch the fork, correct. You're out here. Deal breaker. Yep.

Oh my gosh. Okay. Well, thank you for doing that with us. No problem. Thanks for having me. We've had so much fun. You're going to have to plug all your stuff. No problem.

I know everything. I can do it. So where can people find you guys individually and together? Okay. So individually, me, Corinne. I am at Philanthropy gal on all social media. Christina is at Christina Hutch. Her name is spelled real jacked up.

It's K-R-Y-S-T-Y-N-N-N-E. and then Hutch. And our sorry about last night is the name of our comedy duo. So all our social media combined is under sorry about last night. We co-host guys, we fucked the anti-slet chiminging podcast available on Spotify, iTunes, etc. And I personally have a podcast called Two Less Lonely Girls. I know we didn't even talk about us.

Let's talk about it. It's about Justin Bieber. Yes, it's an ironic adult Justin Bieber podcast that I co-host with Rosebud Baker. Yeah, who's great. She's wonderful. And she's all around. opening for Amy Schumer now. She's like blowing up. I'm so proud of her. And, and then we also have the paperback of our book, Fucked, being sexually explorative and self-confident in a world that

screwed just came out from Harper Collins. And we're excited. So by that, there's some extra pages in there. Congrats. Thank you. You guys are amazing. We're really excited that you did this with us. Oh, of course. You guys are so talked about your podcast is doing so well. Thank you. Mazel. Thank you. But more importantly, Justin Bieber. We're going to stick around me to hear more about it. Because you met him, right? Oh, we did, yeah. You like, I think I watched like a chase down the street type of situation. Okay, guys, sorry.

We'll talk offline. Listen to the podcast. Two less lonely girls, right? And then as always you guys can find us at Girls Gotta Eat Podcast.com. All of our live show links are there. Go ahead. Get your tickets there, guys. Please.

I work really hard to get all this links up. So use them. We'll let you know when they're sold out. You can also check for live shows on Instagram, but Girls Got Eat Podcast as well. And Twitter. Twitter's verified. So whatever.

And merch, all the things. Yeah, you guys know. We told you up top. So we will see you next week. Bye, guys. Bye.