Girls Gotta Eat - Inside the Sex Club with Whoreible Decisions

Episode Date: September 20, 2021

Double check where your bluetooth is connected before hitting play on this one y'all -- we have Weezy and Mandii of Whoreible Decisions podcast in the studio talking about sex clubs, sucking dick, and scientology (briefly). They walk us through the sex club experience, we discuss having a type, and we're all sharing tips to give (and receive) better oral sex. We also bring back Is This Weird? and it gets messy. Before they join us, Rayna shares a living-with-a-man mishap and Ashley has a crazy date story. Enjoy! Follow Whoreible Decisions on Instagram @whoreible_decisions, Mandii @fullcourtpumps, and Weezy @weezywtf. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg, and Ashley @AshHess. Visit our website for tour dates, merchandise, and more. Thank you to our partners this week: Ritual: Get 10% off during your first 3 months at ritual.com/gge. Rory: For a free online visit + free 2-day shipping, go to hellorory.com/gge. Calm: For a limited time, get 40% off a premium subscription at calm.com/gge. DailyHarvest: Get $40 off your first box at dailyharvest.com/gge. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So me and my partner were swingers. We went to the sex club like biweekly. Okay. And we barely even knew the people we fucked. Like we would go to the club and be like, did we fuck you before? No. Like we, we, so that was kind of our relationship.

It's dark in there. Back to another episode of Girls Gotta Eat. Welcome back. It's soup season. It's like when Ashley gets to an answer season, but it's soup season. What's the date? Why are you saying this?

Because I was tagged in the same meme yesterday. Probably first day of fall. I know. It's soup season. The memes are all over the place. You guys are tagging me. I got it. I got it, guys. Hold on. Hold on. Let me just first day of fall, 2021, September 21st. Well, it says Wednesday. I mean, it's just every year. It's this week. It's the first week of fall. It's soup season, guys. I'm validating you.

Butternut squash. Clam Shouter. We made it, fam. It's here. Wait, hold on. We always do this in the intros. I do have a tweet for you since you don't look at our tweets. I have to screenshot tweets to Raina. Like, she's like a parent. And I'm like, mom, look what people are saying about you on the internet. Okay, found out. We have a tweet.

This was on September 3rd. She says, forget pumpkin spice. It's soup season. Call me Raina because I'm so hyped. You've got potato soup, chicken noodle soup, french onion soup, chicken tortilla soup, cheesy broccoli soup, Italian wedding soup, tomato soup. So many soup, so little time. Happy soup season.

At girls got to eat. Oh my God. I love her. I feel like someone clab back. Someone clapped back at her? Someone goes, um, taco soup. And she goes, I only had a limited amount of characters to work with chill, LMAO. Get her, girl.

Get her. I would fuck with taco soup. That sounds delicious. Oh, yeah. But I mean, also, hold on a second. Tortilla, she said chicken tortilla soup. Yeah, but she said chicken tortilla soup. I want to clap back and be like, that's what I meant by chicken tortilla, bitch.

Chill LMAO. We see you. Chill. It was so funny. Our Twitter is like one of my favorite places. It's almost always. someone's going to go ruin it now, but it's always nice and positive and just, it's really funny. Like, Twitter is like such a great place for, like, you know, tight little jokes.

And people say the sweetest stuff to us on Twitter. So thank you guys. Girls underscore got to eat. I'm so happy, guys. We made it. Soup season. Okay, listen, we need to recap some stuff from the tour. We know some of you literally don't care.

But I think you should care because really fun stuff. I have some incredible DMs to read. I want to talk about what's been going on at these shows. They were all so incredible. and just really talk through them. And even if you weren't there, even if you were never planning on coming to a girl's got to each show,

I think you're still going to enjoy this conversation. You are going to, and you should plan on it. We'll see you guys in Austin this week. We're so excited to come down to Moon Tower Comedy Festival. We have two shows Saturday night. It's going to be so lit. The shows are unbelievable. I cannot state it enough.

We have the funniest, craziest, wildest shows I have ever seen. I love them. I love being a part of them. Oh, they're incredible. And we have an incredible opening act for Austin. I didn't know if we were going to find it, but we did. And it's just going to be such a good energy.

Like, you know, everybody's going to be in Austin. It's just going to be so fun to be there. Yes. And we'll just get that out of the way. So go to Girls'Cotty Podcast.com. You can buy tickets there. And then also for the next run of shows, we have Minneapolis and Phoenix.

A couple tickets left. If you guys have questions about Vax requirements, they're all on our website. So you can check those out there. Last thing, if you're coming to the shows, send us your craziest dating, sex, relationship stories, Stories at GirlsGottyepoddypodcast.com. Just let us know what show you're coming to in the subject line.

Yes. Okay, a couple things. I just want to talk about our shows. We did four shows in four cities in four days. Yes. It was incredible. Charlotte. We was wild as always. We had the hunks from hunkomania open the show, Raleigh. That show was wild. It started kind of tame. And I was like, are these bitches going to get crazy? Well, we had one girl. She was lit from the beginning. Someone saw her rolling around in the street at the end of the night. I hope you're okay, girl. You know who you are. And then, but it took a turn. It got so crazy. That was one of the like, most unexpected things happened at that show.

It was nuts. We just, our favorite thing is like the one-off stuff you guys do. Your story is like, make the show, the props you bring, make the show, you know? Charleston, incredible.

We had these dancers open from the, from a dance lab. And Charleston, you can take classes at dance lab. They're also great. Obviously, female founded, really great stuff. They have a dance group called the Bad Girls Club.

They were just like so fun, so hot, so sexy. The opening performance was incredible. Also, the Charleston show was unreal. Something happened at that show was like one of my most fun times I've had with you on stage. Shit wasn't crazy. I got choked on stage. You did.

I just, I mean, listen, guys, I fucked a staff member a few years ago. We talked about it. So you never know what's going to happen in shows. What we might reveal. But the people there were really in for a treat in Charleston. Yeah. And then you guys tell us the tea for after the show. Like two people from.

the show that were sort of part of the show hooked up after the show. Like a girl and a guy they met at the show and then they fucked. And then she de-empted me. Like it's just wild. Like the tea I wake up to the day after the show is just some of the best parts. It's all the one-off stuff is my favorite. It's not just like a comedy show and it's not just like a live podcast. It's like you guys make the show. So yeah. And your craziest stories and we'll incorporate it. Yeah. And then Atlanta sex. Bring your sexts. I hate that word. It's like, I struggle with it like it's fucking Chezsuan. Atlanta, it was just my dream to play the tabernacle.

And it was pretty much sold out. It felt sold out. So it was sold out. And it was an absolute dream. We ended the tour there. I mean, I just, I'm like going to cry thinking about it. I just, it was a perfect show, start to finish. Everything hit.

We had our incredible dancers from Vertical Joe's. They are pole performers. And then they collabed with this choreographer named Callan. And he brought in these other. dancers and we had these five incredible women that were just so sexy two of them on the pole we had amazing mashup music it was like the house was just like rocking like to start people were just like up out of their seats it was absolutely wild I'm obsessed with them second time working with them vertical joes you guys can go there in Atlanta and learn to pole dance we've got to make time to go yeah we

we had like three minutes to teach me how to like work the pole a little bit backstage they were really I am hard to work with because I don't know how to move my body and they were really trying They did their best. They did their best. So always check them out. Vertical Joe's Fitness. And then last thing I just wanted to plug. I just wanted to talk about some of the hotels we stayed in because we love them so much.

And you guys always ask us where to stay. We always stayed the Bella Grace in Charleston. Loved it, of course. The best candle in the world. There is no better candle. I ordered some other candles. I'm not from a brand that's going to remain nameless. And I threw them in the trash after one burning.

I am only getting the Bella Grace candle. Buy it for yourself. Buy it for all your friends. There was no better smell. I walked in the lobby. Start crying. We were on our way out in the morning. and Belle and I were like going to the car

and I was like, Ash was going to need to get a candle before we go. She's like, you ready to go? I was like, Ash needs the candle. The location couldn't be better. The room couldn't be better. It is like a really like romantic hotel. It's great for a girls trip.

One time we stayed in one of the giant suites. Really fun for a bunch of people. Cannot stress location couldn't be any better. Yeah, we just love at Bell Grace hotels. The smells. And then I just have to hype this. So we stayed at the Bellyard in Atlanta. I might not have moved away

if that hotel would have been there when I lived there. I felt, we worked there, we ate there, we partied there afterwards, they have this beautiful rooftop terrace. I would have been hanging out there all the time. I am only staying there from here and now. They have two pelotons. Like two. I mean, that's a richest hotel. It's affordable. But like, West Midtown, great area. I just have to, I have to plug them. I was like, this is my favorite hotel. One of my favorite hotels I've ever stayed in. My favorite hotel. I've ever been in Atlanta. And I've been a number of hotels in Atlanta. Food hit so hard. We love the food. The waitresses were so wonderful that waited on us.

And it's just like, I look at hotels today. And I'm like, why is everything so dusty all the time and not modern? You have this gross carpet. And like, what I want is like a bright hotel with a great workspace. My friends can come, but can drink outside. They said that they're busy at night, seven nights a week. The outdoor area is so nice and beautiful. It's just, that's exactly how I want to stay.

Yes, it's like sexy. Like, and some people, it's new. So people, some people don't know about it. Like I, we had all my friends from Atlanta come back, who are now your friends, but more my friends. They're more. They're more. Come back afterwards.

And they gave us like a great space. out on this like rooftop terrace, like a kind of a big couch area. Like that's all I ever want. It's just the kind of like lounge with your friends. You're outside. You're looking at the skyline. Like, and a lot of them hadn't been there. And they were like, oh, I've been meaning to come there. And now this is such a good chance to come there. So anyway, those are all of our thank yous. Just what you guys always ask us where to stay. And like people ask me for Atlanta wrecks all the time. And like you guys should stay there. Yes. We love it. And then you wonderful people that came to all the shows, women and men this time. Tons of you brought your boyfriends, your husbands.

friends and people come solo all the time they make friends i just can't say enough about um every single time we do shows how amazed i am by you guys and how funny you are and wild and crazy so um you guys are the only reason why actually and i do something so crazy like go to four cities to do four shows in four days it's just so that we can laugh with you guys and you fucking meet it worth it so thank you the shows keep getting better we keep getting better i just i can't wait to do more they're incredible well i love that you said boyfriends because i do need to read you this DM i got so this a girl DM me from Atlanta from the Atlanta show. She says

I brought my boyfriend to the ATL show this past weekend. First of all, we both were dying of laughter and loved it. But thought I had to share that when the dancers came on and everyone was literally losing their minds, I've never seen his eyes so wide. He goes, where do girls hide this

wild side? You get guys together and they become stupid and you get girls together and they are so wild. Anyway, he loved it and once an update. about the Tinder cop. What if you were there? If you know, you know.

That's so funny because our shows are, the crowd's like screaming and laughing from start to finish. Like the energy is so hot. Like I feel like, you know, 1,400 screaming, excited, hot women. Like, guys are like, what the fuck? We sent our friend Neil ready. Who's a Neil?

He's for your friend than my friend. He is so great. He's a comic and he was so wonderful. And he went out to the crowd of all the women. and they were just like, I don't know, it's just making me laugh, watching him interact with you guys. I know.

But it is just like wild and crazy. We love when boyfriends come, and there's no way you guys aren't going home and fucking after this. A hundred percent. And then one more. Can I just read you this one more? I got time.

Okay, sorry, okay. This girl from Atlanta, I've DMed with her a couple times. She's really great. She says, this was the best night ever. I love you ladies to pieces. The community you've created by just being yourselves is so dope.

We made so many friends in just one night at the tabernacle, which people like make friends all the time. It says also in the event, nobody told you the bartender on the second level was shooting his shot like no other. Mr. Man Bun knew the assignment and followed through. And then she says he also was personally apologizing to ladies in the bathroom line after the show because we drank all of the rosé in the venue. Go off, girl. He's definitely a new male listener. Oh, I love him.

So much happening there. New friends, bartender shooting shot. They drank all the rosé in the tabernacle. Yeah, honestly, come fuck the staff at these places. Okay, get in there. Can't recommend it enough? I specifically cannot recommend it enough. Oh, that's so sweet.

Okay, wow, that was a lot to say. But we literally do care and we appreciate you coming. Yes, we just love you guys. And people ask if they should come alone. I can't guarantee you'll make friends. I don't know how you are in public. But like, if you close people, you know what I mean? I can't say, guarantee you make friends.

Because what if they're like, I didn't? You lied. People always ask if they should come alone and, like, you absolutely should. I don't, the women at our shows are there to support other women. Tell them you're alone. They will welcome you into their group, most likely. That's the energy. That's the vibe.

I've never met a woman at our shows that seemed like she was snobby or not inclusive in the least. We actually, and I wish I had it handy and I don't. But from the Charlotte show, this girl wrote us and said that she reconnected with like a best friend of her. She didn't talk to in five years. And that they went out for the first time solo in five years after our show had drinks. had the best night and they just like realized how much they missed each other. I know. Isn't that so special?

Oh my God. You're gonna laugh later when I tell you who was. Oh. It was one of the girls that came up to the stage, tell us a story. Okay. I'll tell you later. But just fucking come, guys. It'll be great.

We'll see you there. The vibrator girl? Yep. Okay. Well, you have a story and listen, I do know it, but the listeners need to know this. I just feel like everybody that lives with a man probably can like relate to this. So I flew up a day early. I went to this very cool show at Madison Square Garden.

It was a 9-11 tribute host by Pete Davidson. It was really, really a lot of fun and cool. It was like 20 comics. It was amazing. So Kane is staying with me while he looks for a place in New York. And I came home and he like, I pulled in my suitcase. I like walked in the door and he hugs me. And as I'm hugging him, I see this gigantic bouquet.

That's the first thing I say of yellow and purple flowers. Lakers flowers. Lakers flowers. Baltimore Ravens flowers. Or just like what? is the color combo. I don't listen. Little baby's breath in there.

I don't understand where it came from. But it's the first thing. If you guys do anything about me, you know that my apartment is immaculately curated. It's perfect. Every single piece is there on purpose. All the colors are on point. And I'm trying to see around his body

like what base he's used. And I realize he threw away this really important, sentimental thing to use the vase. In this vase, I have two bouquets of flowers. It's two dried bouquets of flowers. One is from my friend Lindsay from a couple years ago. It was a gift for staying at my place.

They happened to dry out and they looked really beautiful. And then a year later, on my birthday, you surprised me in New York during, at the end, towards the end of, like, quarantine COVID. Wait, there are those flowers? You said, like, flowers from you and Lindsay. And I was like, what? I don't remember. And I didn't realize they were like those special flowers. Yeah.

So on my birthday in New York, I didn't think I was going to see. You're on notice. Kane is upnoticed so hard. I actually surprised me on my birthday. in New York during like COVID quarantine to just like be here for my birthday. We hadn't been together in three months. She brought me these flowers.

I put it in the vase. I dried them out. So it's those two bouquets of flowers. And I'm trying to like see around the apartment like, did he put it somewhere else? I'm like, don't get mad. He was trying to do something nice. Don't like lose your mind.

And I was like, got me flowers. Thank you so much. And I was like, did you happen to like put the dried one somewhere? And he goes, they were dead. I like, I feel like so much secondhand rage. I know. Because in your mind, listen, I'm just like trying to be cool. I was just like, don't shame a person for trying to do something nice, but like they threw

something away in your apartment. But like, it wasn't just like a dead plant. You know? It was like amongst, there's four vases all in like a little group and they're all dried flowers. Yeah, it's decor. It's like it's also like they're not dead. They're dried. I mean, yes, technically they're dead. But like dried flowers are decor, dude. Like, Also, it is so hard to get those flowers to dry perfectly. Like, I wanted to save all the flowers that people got me when Dewey died. And, like, I tried to dry them out. I was hanging them.

Like, only half of them even worked. And I kind of had to, like, pick the bulbs off and put them in, like, a little thing. Whatever. When flowers just naturally die and they dry themselves, like, in a vase, it's a rare occasion. I know this is really, you're supposed to hang them upside down in a dark room. Like, it's hard to do. There are my Ashley COVID flowers. I just, I don't know if anybody can relate, DM me, tell me your stories.

But I was just like, he tried to do something nice. Do not shame this person. Do not yell at him and get mad. But like, I was like, if I had like a dog that died and I was using an urn for ashes, would you dump that out too to use a vase? Also, there are other vases in my apartment. I cannot. I mean, I said to you, speaking of dead dogs, I said to you, if I got like, I was in

the plane when I got this and I was like laughing, but I was also getting so hot, thinking about some dusty dude that I'm fucking throwing out my dead dewey flowers. I can't even think about it. Like the thought of him being like, but they were dead. Like I'm wringing his neck. It was crazy. So he threw that away. And they're still there just taunting me.

I can't get rid of them. I'm like waiting for them to die so I can throw them out and get new flowers. They're just like a Kobe Bryant Memorial. Like why are they yellow and purple? I can't. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Cain, if you're listening. You deserve this roast. I know. And then you have no recourse because, like, I have a trash shoot in my building. I live in a building that's 18 stories. So there's just one trash shoot. You stick it down there. It's incinerated. So there's like no getting it back. You so you have to buy me more flowers,

but we need another quarantine. Yeah, it's been an adjustment. People throwing my things away. It's been not running an appropriate amount of water. into the dishes. Like, how many times is too many times to ask him first? No, he's wonderful. Otherwise, I appreciate the gesture. I was trying to not like freak out too bad because I do appreciate that somebody when I get me flowers. Just, you know, ask. Yeah, it's just there's a lot of layers to that mistake. But anyway, I have a story that I've been wanting to share. Okay. You know this. This is more telling the listeners. Oh, okay. This happened, this happened not too. I mean, this is, okay, I'll tell you guys. This was the week.

before Labor Day. So not too long ago. A couple weeks ago at this point, still a fresh story. Just haven't told it. I kind of wanted to see how it was going to shake out before telling it. And then I was like, are we going to tell it at the shows? We didn't. Whatever. So here is first time for everybody to hear. So this was the Thursday, like a week before Labor Day. Not like the Thursday before Labor Day, but you know what I mean? The weekend before. And I had a show at the stand, obviously, and it was like a comedy girlfriend. We're not close. But I mean, we're cool. I don't know her that well, but she runs the show. She's great. And, I did her show and I'm on stage and I don't know.

I said something about like spitting in my mouth, something funny. And this guy kind of like, he made a face like not a like gross out face, like a kind of like intrigued face. And I was like, what's up with you? And because I will just talk to any good looking guy in the audience these days. I've been doing a lot more crowd work. I don't give a fuck. You're sitting up front.

This is what you're going to get. Ashley and I love crowd work. Yeah. So I know, I've learned from Raina. So I just am like, I have the tape of it. I'll put it on my Instagram at some point, probably this week to coincide with this episode. But I have the receipts of this. I have the tape.

And I was like, oh, what's up? Are you single? And he was like, yeah. I was like, are you straight? He was like, yeah. I was like, your voice is nice. Like it was people like are losing their minds for this. And then it just got like more and more.

Like I was like, now I'm just going to abandon the rest of my set and like hone in on this. And I was just like, how tall are you? Six three. What? Then I realized he's drinking a martini. I'm like, what is going on? A comedy club? I don't.

know this stuff guys actually. This is very exciting for me. And I'm like, are you drinking a martini? And then I was like, do you live here in New York? And he was like, yeah. And I was like, I start, I got to, you'll see it on the tape. I like, wipe my eyes little. I'm like, why am I emotional? And then I say, I was like, you guys are watching me, me, me, my husband in real time. Like, the audience is going nuts at this point. Like they, you live for these moments. And I'm like, um, he was like, I live here. I was like, is this a plant? Like, how did this happen? And I was like, did you guys, I said to the audience, I was like, did you guys watch The Bachelorette when Claire met Dale? And she was like, I think I just met my husband. I do all this on state. I can't even

remember the tape now back. But, um, no, I can't really remember the Claire and Dale thing. I totally forgot. No, I mean, everybody knows that line if you watch the show where she was like, I think I just been my husband. Like so, and then the, like, the final question, I was like, how old are you? And he's young. Like, he was like, he was like, you're a little old for me. And like, that got this huge laugh and I just like exit the stage. I was like on such a high. So, I didn't think anything else of it. Like I couldn't really see him. You know, the lights are in your face.

Again, like I played that up for the crowd. I mean, yeah, I'm down. But like, he's young and it's whatever. So I really wasn't like sitting pining for this guy. We had the best night at the stand. All the guys were there. Dylan, uh, Osama, Francis, Julio. We were just having such a fun hang.

I was very upset. Yeah. You were missed. I was having a bad day. That day? So after the show, I had some friends at the show, Allison, Rob's wife, who we love. and then my another friend Ashley came to the show just to like come have a girl's night, support me, whatever.

And they walk out after the show. Now it's like, you know, 10, 30, 11 o'clock. And they just like plop this guy down in front of me. And they were like, here he is. And I was like, what? And they were like, we told him to come with us and meet you. And I was like, thanks. That's how he found.

You guys. I don't know this. Oh, you don't know any of this. Oh, my God. A lot of this. Okay. You were going to like show me the video. Yes.

You're right. You don't even know the story. This is so crazy. And I think the next day we were like super busy, whatever. So Ashley and Allison are like, here's that guy. And I was like, thanks. He's really cute. So he sits down.

They stay for a minute. So it's not too awkward. The guys left by this point. So they like, you know, wait around five, ten minutes to make it like not too awkward. And then they leave. And I was like, he's not trying. I'm not getting cues that he's trying to leave. He's trying to hang out with me.

Right. Like he was like into it. He was alone. Like he came alone. Uh-huh. You know? So he's like being kind of. flirty and I was like, I don't know, he's like kind of comes, he's coming across a little broys,

a little, seems young, you know, he's young. Yeah, he's a 26-year-old New York Brown. So, yeah, like a hot New York guy with like a nice watch. You know, I was like, this guy's a douchebag, whatever. I didn't, whatever. So then we just start, start, like, talking and earlier in the night, it's, it's, whatever. I had ordered a pizza and then someone cleared it too early and I didn't get to finish my pizza. It's not their fault.

The stand's amazing. Always go there and support them. And the pizza's amazing. Yeah. amazing. So I was upset. Someone had cleared my pizza. I had like one half a slice and I had to go do my set. So I was starving and I was like, I'm, you know, I'm realizing this guy's like trying to hang with me. He's like touching my leg a little bit. I'm like, all right, I'm down. So I was like, now it's like 11 o'clock. I was like, do you want to go grab a slice? And he was like,

or we could like go to dinner. I was like, what? And I was like, sit down? 11. Okay. So he's like, well, maybe we could go a little Frankies. And I was like, he was like, they're open late. I'm like, all right. So he's like, he's like, like, great taste. If you guys don't know what that place is, like that's an awesome date place. That's like a third date kind of place. Yeah. So I'm like, okay, well, I'm going to go to the bathroom because I like to also like test guys a little bit to see if they can take control. I was like, I want to run to the bathroom and why don't you figure out where we're going to go and give him a second to like look on his phone, you know, maybe if he says make a call,

whatever. And so we, I get all the bathroom and he's like, let's go. Little Frankie serves dinner until 2 a.m., which is just iconic full dinner. I love it there. It's amazing. I went after a movie the night. Yeah, cash only. And who knows what they're doing in there. But anyway, it's amazing. And so we walk, I feel like we walked kind of a long way. I feel like he was like wanting to walk and talk with me. And like as we're walking and talking, I was like kind of starting to like him a little more. I feel like he came across like smart and cool. And I was like, he's hot, he's tall. I was like vibing. And we go to Lil Frankies. We, I say him a little, but it is Lil. It's not a little. It's like low. It's like low wing. So we go. We sit in the back.

We have, we share pizza, niochi, a bottle of wine. We're like having a date. It's midnight. This is my favorite New York story. We're like, having to date, I'm, like, really enjoying the conversation. I mean, at this point, we've had some drinks. Like, we're pretty loose, but, like, we had a really nice date. Uh-huh. You know what I mean? It's a wild story.

Yeah. So then we're walking home and, I mean, now it's like two in the morning. I was like, what do you want to do? Like, you want to hang? You want to, like, we talked about dogs. I was like, you're welcome to come in and meet the dog. Like, I definitely wasn't giving off, like, let's fuck vibes. But, like, we were into, we were touchy.

We were flirty. So he was like, I just want to hang out with you. Like, I've been having a great time, like, getting to know you. I'm not going to, like, try to, like, make a move on you. I just want to, like, keep hanging out, meet your dog, whatever. So I'm like, okay. So we come in and everything and we, like, made, I was like, I'm not going to sleep with the sky as much as I may want to.

You know me. I'm just kind of like, I don't know if I'm ever going to see you again. Like, I don't even know your last name at this point. And we make out, everything's, like, really good. Like, it's good kiss. Everything's, like, hot, sexy, whatever. And then it was, like, getting late. and we weren't going to fuck, you know?

So he was like, well, he was like, I'm going to like get going. And he was like, I love to hang out this week. Can I get your number? And I, you know, I'm chill. I'm not like, yes. And then call me, so I have your number. Like, I don't care. Like, if you don't want to talk to me, then you know, you're not into it.

If you're not into me, I'm not under you. So I put my number in his phone. I think I got it right. You know, like at this point, it's three in the morning. We've been drinking. I put my number in his phone and, like, send him on his way. and that was that. And I never heard from him.

And I literally, I'm like, did I dream this? Like, I'm glad I had the tape because I'm like, did. I know we were joking. We were like, if there was no tape, like, we would be like, did you imagine that? I was like, did I literally imagine this? And I just never asked his last name. I, like, I know a lot about him.

Like, I know a lot. We talked a lot. I could tell you things, but not his last name. I don't remember what it works. I'm not also trying to stalk this guy. I think it's interesting because it happens to me very rarely, but it does happen that you hook up with somebody or you go on a date with somebody. You never hear from them again.

And we do that too. You know, you're not into somebody. You're not into it. You're like, oh, I was kind of drunk. I don't think they're that hot or I don't think they were that cool. And I get it and I'm fine with it. Some people aren't going to like you.

You're not going to like some people. It happens even if you felt like you had a good time. But I did not see that coming because I felt like we were viving. You know why I do not see a coming because, okay, in the East Village, if you know it or you don't, it's hundreds. I'm not exaggerate. Hundreds of fast casual, grab a slice, grab some noodles, grab some dumplings, grab whatever. He took you to a nice restaurant that's far from where you guys were at. It's a solid

16 blocks and a few avenues. Yeah. So he took you to like, I'm going to see you again restaurant. And he paid $150 in cash. Like I, you know, I usually have cash on me, but I didn't. And I was not planning for him to pay. But like, we got the bill. I mean, it's $150. Like I almost always have cash for him doing stand up and I just didn't. And so, he was like, no, no, I got it. And I had mentioned O-Satar earlier in the night. Like, that's our favorite place. Like, it came up.

And he was like, you got to take me to Ozatar. You'll get me back when we go to Ozatar. Like, I just, I don't understand it. Like, I just, he could have a girlfriend. He could have woken up and be like, I don't think she's hot. She's too old. I don't know. Like, I'm not saying that out of insecurity.

I just, I'm a realist and I get it. But, like, I didn't see that coming, if I'm being honest. We were trying to hypothesize, like, what could have happened here? Because, like, it doesn't also, yeah, he could have had a girlfriend, but I just feel like that's like a bold move if you have a girlfriend to like go again. It's just the restaurant. I can't stop thinking about it. You could have gotten a slice of pizza at 300 and then tried to fuck me. Yeah. Like you could have walked around to hundreds of taco shops, bars, anywhere. You went to a sit down cash only restaurant. Yes. Like,

you could have been like, let's go get another drink at some dive bar and then I'll try to fuck this girl. I don't understand it. Like I didn't even feel like, you know, when we were like making out hooking up, I felt like, yeah, we're both, like, turned on want to fuck, right? Like, you're hard. I'm turned on. Like, whatever, but, like, wasn't even a pressury, like, going to try to fuck you before I leave. It was like, I want to see you again. I'm telling you. It was bizarre. I was fascinated by it. If you, like, had not filmed it, I would be like, did you dream this thing? Yeah. Zul told me that it happened, though. It just, I'm so shook by this, and I assume that he could, like, find you on Instagram if he needed to.

That's the thing. So, you know, I've told, I've shared the story with just like a couple people because I love the story. I've never like done crowd work and ended up on a date and stand up. Like, it's rare that a hot guy shows up alone and wants to come. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. I can't get over. It's so weird because like I just, you know, it's a little, the end of the night's a little fuzzy. Like again, I had some drinks at the show and then another wine, like tons of wine. So here's the thing. What I was going to say before. Let me back up was that like 100% I'm so easy. defined. You know what I mean? Even if I put my, I remember putting my first and last name in his phone. So you have my full name. You know where I perform. Like there's no, if this guy wanted to find me, he would absolutely find me. I guess there is a tiny chance I put my number in wrong. It happens. I've sent my number wrong and hinge. You just go quick. And he was like, A, this girl gave me a wrong number. Or B, I texted her and she didn't respond. I just don't think that's it. I just think he's not into it. It's fine. It happens to the best of us. But I.

I think it's a funny story to share. And if I'm being honest, I did not read that situation correctly because I did think that like we had a good vibe and it wasn't, you know me. I'm not like, I want to be your girlfriend. Like I was just like, we should hang because this was a fun night. I mean, there's nothing to like misread. He took you to like a fun dinner. You guys hung out.

You had a good time. You hooked up. It's hard for me to sort of figure out what happened. Like my only hypothesis, it feels unrealistic. My only hypothesis would be with that is that there's a girl who's not his full lone girlfriend. there's just another girl who's like a notch above a stranger he met tonight that he had fun with. And like that's who he has to prioritize, I guess.

Yeah. I'm not pressed about it. It's just I wanted to share in the podcast. I think it's funny that we were like, did you dream this? I think it's a wild story. I can't get over it. I can't stop hypothesizing like what the fuck happened here. I know.

So anyway, that's my misconnection. And then I'll post the video because it's fun to watch if you know that there's a backstory. I'm dying to watch it. Yeah. I haven't seen any yet guys. I was at a bar mitzvah that weekend. All right, guys. We are so excited for a guest today.

I don't know. I've been laughing so hard with them. It's like hard to get through the intro I wrote. You were laughing at us. Girls, let me finish. They are the host of the super popular wild-ass podcast, horrible decisions. You heard us on their show a couple weeks ago.

They talk about all kinds of stuff. Like sucking dick from the back and pros and cons are paying for penis. They have sold out live shows. They've been making us laugh so hard. They are the fucking awesome duo. please welcome the host of Horrible Decisions Mandy B and Weezy. Thanks.

Raina, first off, I feel like you just had to read that off of a script and now I feel like bitch, we've been talking for the last 30 minutes. You know who he is, girl? I get nervous, guys. That's right. For the podcast. That's my job.

Do that. Bitch would be on the outline cut and shit. Oh, uh-uh. We're not going to do that. First off, guys, if you are not aware, we are the duo podcast that don't like each other. So we're the opposite of Winnie and Ashley. You know, I thought it was unique that Ashley and I don't sit together on planes.

And obviously we don't stay together. I fly first class. Yeah, I don't need as much room, you know? I love that. I'm just saying, Rayna doesn't, she likes to stay back there and coach. I'm like, bye. I'm a woman with people. These two, you bet you just don't even fly together.

You don't stay in hotels. No, we do different hotels. Yeah, we get in at different times. Like, I have like, so the last tour before COVID, I literally had dick in every city. Okay, I love that. I was just like, yeah, no, I really did. Shout out to that.

You know, so I was literally scheduling based on which of my a hose I was going to see. So I was like, I could either come a day before or stay a day after, but this is my tour schedule. Yeah. You know, see then. We did used to stay together like when we was not broke. We were like, yeah.

Oh, no, we did too. We were sleeping in the same bed sometimes. Built like a pillow fort between our bodies. It happened once. I built a pillow fort. I was like, don't touch me. The fort. No, we, um, like, because we used to fund our own live shows, right?

So we would buy out comedy clubs because people weren't, like, we didn't have WME backing us. So we used to buy out venues, pay our own. And, like, it was a thing. So that's when we were booking rooms. And there was one city recently. I think it was, what night? Was it Philly or Boston?

No, Boston, when we say with any. And I don't know what was going on in the city that day. We both did each other up like, so you saw the rooms. Let's just do one night. And we'll get a double room. Mandy was on her period. That wasn't planned. It was hell.

And we never did it again. I don't know what city that was. I don't know what it was, but you're a bitch in it. So, guys, she also lies a lot and believes herself. So there's that too. Who's the liar of the two? Literally. I'd be like, I'm sick.

No, no, literally it's so funny. She just had a call. Someone called her right before we were about to record. She was like, yeah, yeah, so I have to go on a Zoom call. Bitch, you're in the studio. You're not even on Zoom. Like, it's the little white lights. She'll be like, okay, guys, the sky is falling or call you right back.

No, it's not. But everybody, niggas do that. We tell lies before we hang up, girl. Speak for yourself. Let me go charge my phone. I got to go. I am too honest. Like literally even when I met my boyfriend

I was like just so you know I have a lot of hose that I'm not trying to cut off So you need to be okay with them Was he okay? The thing is he showed up so good I cut all my hose off Okay But I don't have a lot of faith in men

So I was just like listen I don't think he's gonna be able to show up In every way I need him to Yeah So I just need you to know I compartmentalize I'm gonna be fulfilled All yes

Fulfilled Ironically he fulfilled Like Jocelyn would say But no He was able to show up And so I cut all my hose off. Oh my gosh. Like he does it all?

He's like front of front bag. He's like, does he cooking clean too? Right. He doesn't cook. But that's fine because I enjoy cooking now. And I get the little milk kits and shit. So I be like, there's been a Mandy Lucian,

an evolution of her on our podcast, right? Mandiution, okay. Like when I first, so I call myself the emo ho on our show because I'm very emotional. And Mandy has always, what she still is, like the hard ass of our show.

Even in love she is. Because she was like, I ain't in love, motherfucker. And then the following you guys like, okay, I'm just gonna admit I am in love. But there was an episode. I'll never forget where she was shading me about cooking for a guy who I was dating and fucking,

who I'm still fucking with, oh babe. She was just like, you're just cooking for a naked angel man? That don't make no sense. I'm not doing that. And even then, we ain't married. Like she was going off. Then, months later. It was years later, but okay.

That's true. Mandy is, here's my blue apron. And now we're going to make. These are called to Stasas, babe. So to be fair, Rain and Ash, let me tell you. We met during COVID. So I was forced to cook. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So he was only getting home-cooked meals because I thought the world was going in anyway. I was like, let me try something new. Or the world ends. I want to do it all. And cooking for a nigga that wasn't my boyfriend yet was one of those things. I love that you like Jedi mind fuck this guy. Every other girl's like, what are we?

Let's lock it down. You were like, just so you know, we are nothing, and I'm sleeping with other people. And then we both grew to love each other. I also love, like, you're more like me where I will make this huge statement and then like a year later I got to walk it back. And then people have you on record. They have the receipts. Well, Ashley, you said you would never.

And I'm like, I don't know. So no. No, no. What you tell them is the price yesterday is not the price today. Yes, thank you. I'm a different bitch. I grew up. I'm grown.

I changed. We all changed. It's called progress. I said I wouldn't do an Instagram ad before. I was like, I don't like when people do that. They just clog their feed. And then I found out you can get paid $20,000 for Instagram bag. I said, I love condoms so much.

I love energy drinks. God damn it. I love sports. Is that baseball? Bitch, I love it. I had no idea how much people were you paying. I feel like I'd have to like pass that ad up because people would be like, we know you don't.

That was like, that was like week one of the podcasts. I was about to say, I'm not going to. the fact that she got a condom at made me laugh because I'm the condom advocate. I mean, I just... Oh, I've just been in like relationships. I just like cream pies. That's why she thinks I don't like condoms. But I use condoms with new people, of course.

Look at your face. Yep, do the math there. Well, cream pies, when you come inside somebody. But when I'm with somebody, like, it's not man. Yeah, of course. You don't like that. I don't use condoms. Listen, you don't have to sell it to me.

Even with casual partners? What? Go ahead and tell on yourself. No, I mean, you guys... Go to tell on yourself. Everybody should be having safe sex. Just whatever. I have sex,

X, X, whatever version of that I need it to be. Okay, girls got to eat E. It's always the intention, right? It is. Usually, a first time, yeah. You said it's always the intention, bitch?

No, the intent. Sometimes it's like you go into it with the best intentions, like, and then just shit happens. I don't know. I mean, I'm saying, Oh, let's just talk about how it was possible we are. And I put it, I pulled it out.

Did we use it? No, but that was my intent. It was on the side of the dress. No, it's usually the first time with somebody. Yeah, there's a condom in the room. Okay, the first round or the first time. Right?

Yeah, we are advocates of safe sex and condoms guys, whatever. And by safe, it means, like, can you find my friends on? Right, okay. I have a question. Okay, so Mandy, you got a man for a year and a half. You told day one, I'm not day and you. Yeah, but I don't know where we're at right now. Okay, and maybe update us on your relationship status.

Wait, hold on. I want to go back. You don't know where you're at because you, like, how to fight this morning. Yeah, no, we're just, he has things that he has to figure out in his life. Like in mind, you were much older. So he's 17 years my senior. So it's just, oh, okay. We, every, which ironically, we both experienced a lot of first together.

Okay. But we also got together during the pandemic. The world is open. Like, things are just changing. So we're just stepping back to see how much we step forward. I mean, that's significant. The age difference. Yeah, it's very, it's very much so.

Did he have children? No. Okay. All right. So that's like not a variable. Yeah. But also, religion is a thing. He's Muslim.

Can you imagine Mandy being a stepmom after the blue apron? Well, I ain't got more. Wait, what you mean? She would be the best step mom. She's a big stepmom energy. Like, you're going to like, I mean, no. Unless they're teenagers. For teenagers.

But even my home girls don't like me around any teenage. Because I'd be like, girl, she probably getting her titty sucked already. We was in middle school. So they don't really like me. That's true. All right. You're just going to walk it back. Unless your kids are 20, keep them away.

Well, I'll say this. Mandy is great around my dog. That's about, I think, the best mom you can be dog and cat. A hundred percent. Yeah. But like, human baby. not human baby. Maybe not.

Okay. All right. Well, I want to update on your relationship status. So I'm partnered and more-ish. Oh, okay. So I have to be Bicostal right now for work. Okay. And it's just, I'm a very emotional person and I need to cuddle.

This is why I do condiments because I use it with that guy, right? Like, he's my L.A. dude and it's great there. And also, like, I like to go on dates and stuff. But also, like, I know who I'll spend the rest of my life with, but I like to fuck other people. Great. Like him, you think, like, that's your person that you want to be with?

Is that what you're saying? Yeah. Oh, okay. Like, I mean, it's just so clear sometimes. Okay, yeah. Sometimes I wonder, like, well, we really end up together. And recently he sent me this house in Mexico City.

He's like, oh, yeah, we could both buy this. We'll put $20,000 in, flip it in a few years for this million. And I'm like, oh, yeah, we're going to be together. Because nobody else talks like that. You very rarely meet men that are like, this is how our life is going to go. He's hot. We love each other.

Our family's love you. each other. He's watching my daughter right now. And we work together well. Do I always say he's a piece of shit every episode? Like, yeah, that's just my love. You know what I mean? Okay. He just does shit that that makes me mad. And I also use that as an excuse when I'm with someone to fuck other people. Do you remember when you pissed me off? But see, she could hold love and have feelings for people. It's so different. Like, so me and my partner were swingers. We went to the sex club like biweekly. And we barely even knew the people we fucked. Like, we would go to the club would be like, did we fuck you before?

No? We literally didn't know. Like, we, so that was kind of our relationship. It's dark in there. Seriously, we wouldn't know. You guys look familiar. I recognize that dick. I know those nipples look familiar.

Okay, I have a question. How do you find a sex club, like in New York? What's your favorite? So, first off, they're not paying for ads here, and y'all are a really big show. And I also just don't want people popping up. I like that I know everyone. Right, so don't go to the sex club. Okay.

Well, there's one in Soho. There's one in Brooklyn. I've also been to do. one in Queens. So I've been to three here so far. I also just went to one in Atlanta that was I didn't like. So I would say I'm a part of the lifestyle. I actually found out about all of these clubs from actually going to the nude beach. It's not the summer anymore, so it's closed. But I go to Jersey. It's like by Sandy Hook. And you meet a lot of people that are into swinging and open lifestyles there. And so they've invited me. And I've had a great time. And then one of the owners we

actually had on horrible decisions. I found him in the New York Post. If you really, like, do your Googles, a lot of times you can find sex clubs or at least ways to find out about sex clubs in your city. Were you into swinging prior to this current

partner? Yeah, I used to, oh, I was bringing. And even, like, the one club, my partner is the third guy that I brought there. And he was just like, damn, you really be fine in them. They're all trees. Like, everyone wants to climb them. Uh-huh. So, yeah.

I don't know. I'm a tall guy. Yeah. No, I got it. I'm a tall woman. I don't know if people are listening like, is it outside? No. It's a nature club, actually. But, no, so I actually introduce a lot of just my partners to that type of lifestyle.

But do you kind of vet them beforehand if you're thinking of like going out with somebody, do you kind of feel out if they're going to be like into that? Or do you just like spring it on a waiter? If I tell a guy, hey, we're going to go to a club and you can fuck any other girl in the club. It's like it really hasn't been a problem. A problem. Like, hey. And if you like someone, go have fun.

So when I tell a guy that, it hasn't been hard at all. So can we just walk through the experience of the sex club? Like, I just want to, I've not. Have you guys never been to one? I have not been to one. I just want to like, how does, do you guys go in and just kind of separate immediately? It's crazy because she actually, I think, went to sex clubs before I did. She went to more of the mask, mask warehouse, like really upscale type of sex club.

Like eyes wide shot. Yeah. All right. Exactly. So she went there and I went to. Well, first, I think we should talk about for anyone who's never been. So generally, if you're going to a decent sex club, they have somewhat of a community, right? So they have people that are vets who kind of almost undertake the new people that walk in.

Like you can tell when someone's quote unquote a nob in a sex club, right? I would just exude that energy. Yeah. Like I'd be trying to hide it, but they'd be like, nah. Pull her aside. When you kind of walk in, they'll be like, is it your first time? And people are very nice. So you're not sure if they're nice because they want to fuck you or if it's because, like,

They're like, yeah, welcome to our house in a way. Okay, but somebody guide you through the experience. Yeah. That's great. So I would describe it as, first off, my first initial thought of walking into a sex club was, where's the sex? Because I was kind of early. People were talking.

They're dressed kind of sexy. People making out. But the sex actually doesn't start. Am I right? Because you go a lot. The sex kind of doesn't start until there. I don't know when the switch happened. It's normally like a performance, a time of night, drinking.

But there's a moment where the sex club changes. Unless I'm there. I'm sucking my nica's dick on arrival. Like, we normally start the party. I'm not going to lie. We're normally the first ones. Literally, people are still coming in on my ass. I'm meeting people naked at that point.

And he's like, oh, my, are you going to brown? No, I remember maybe like the third or fourth time we went, Daniel, one of the owners, he was giving a tour because there was a party going on upstairs. So he was just showing the space. And I literally was already stuck my man's dick. So while he was giving a tour, I was just like. But you're a man. Do you go in and hook up with your man first and then just kind of play around?

Yeah, we don't have the same type in girls. So I normally find a new girlfriend and I send him on his way. And then we tell each other about the night when we come back together. Okay. I love that you were like, it starts with the performance. Mandy's like, I am the performance. Pretty much. She was really trying to take me down through that outfit change.

I'm fascinated by this whole thing. I can't stop. I want to just listen to. I would love to bring y'all. I'm going to throw a party, my own party. I'll invite y'all. Okay. Oh my God.

Yeah. We're in. For research purposes, y'all don't have to do anything. Tell me about the, wow, I'll suck a deck there. I don't care. I'll just, listen, I'll just tell Kay and I have the night off. No, tell him it's for work. He can come.

I don't fucking care. Babe, you knew I had to do this job. You knew it. You knew when we started dating. This was part of the jump. Listen, he can watch. Maybe he'll be into it, okay? I don't know.

We never know. I just really have been, like, wanting someone to eat my ass recently. Can we just, like, do that there, or is they keep it more in the front? Oh, he bent over and made me eat his. his ass in front of everyone. Okay, I have a question. Oh, yes, girl. And this was during, like, when it was more intimate.

Can you save it for our own fucking God? I thought. Your man or a different man? No, my man. Okay, he was been over. This was, like, last year, but this was when it was more intimate. Like, during COVID, like, it was a max 15 people type of shit. You had a social distance.

Yeah, it was. I got a nice invite from him, too, and he was like, hey, we're opening back up, very exclusive. It was. It was. He made sure to cap it, and he made sure to really curate and know which couples. So when I was coming, He was like, oh, I know what people to call now.

Like, I mean, clearly he had to keep it a little bit more urban with my ass. But I was just like, yeah, like our first time we went, we've, and he needs that I shared this story this way, but that's how I remember it. We fucked like three other couples. So it was like an eighth. It was fun. Okay. Okay.

And the same. Okay, so I have a question. And that's going to be like safe. You got to be safe, right? What's that mean? What's that mean? I mean, there were condoms. That sounds like.

Yeah. Oh, oh. Yeah. I mean, but there wasn't. I thought you meant like shaking hands. Like, is there like cover everywhere? There were condos, but I didn't have a dental dam. Right.

So I have safe. By the way, this is not really me trying to do a shameless plug, and it's funny because I just talked about it in the car. But so many people asked that question, I met with that owner and did an episode of like walking through a sex club. Yeah. That was the most response I ever got from people because they were like, I had no idea what this would look like.

Well, it's fascinating. And you also like, even when we were walking through, like, we didn't want to turn the lights on while filming because, like, you really wanted people to feel immersed in it. The one thing I kept saying, and I felt stupid, but tell me if you think this, don't the furniture be looking nice? You're like, damn, this is a good bed. Wow, how much is this? Look at these leather.

Like, the shit is elaborate because you go to someone's house and it's like Wayfar or IKEA. But when you go in a sex club, that's a good one, they have contraptions you've never seen. Oh, my God. Like a Sibbean ride. Have you heard of that? No, what is that? A Sibian ride is, it almost looks like a bolt, it's a vibrating machine that a woman can get on top of. And, like, you know, you can be flogged while you're on it.

Like, there's just so much you've never seen. It's just, like, even sonically, if you're just, like, sitting there for a moment, the sounds you hear, like, everything about it is super sexy. And I've never had sex in a sex club. Okay. Just, like, immediately after I'm, like, ready to fuck. Okay, so you go for, like, foreplay. I think that that's amazing.

With your partner? I have before, yeah. Okay. Okay. Got it. I love that you guys do it differently. Like, your, like, your intentions are not at all, actually. The only thing we do the same is,

Cast the check when they drop for horrible decisions. LLC, bitch. But I know, I just, I get more nervous to have sex in public. Okay. Okay. So that's the question I kind of wanted to ask before was, like, in terms of boundaries, like, I feel like such a noob. But like when you walk into a sex club, is it just like everything goes, everyone has no bounds? Like, how do you communicate what your boundaries are?

You have to communicate. Is it just super open? Well, I mean, because this was a new space, like, I've gone with partners, but not an actual partner. So we didn't realize boundaries until it happened. Well, some sex clubs make you bring, just so people are listening and maybe you want to go. When she's saying I went with partners, a lot of times single men can't go to sex clubs. Oh, well, I was talking about boundaries.

Men have to be escorted. I was just talking about, like. Oh, no, I just meant like going in. There's kissing. There's who can you talk to. Does a person have to talk to your partner to get permission to talk to you first? I mean, there's a lot of boundaries are set dependent solely on the couple. So you are just talking about it there is my question.

But also, we talk about it after. No, I would talk about it. it right after. And we would talk about if there was something that we didn't like, that we liked, because going into it, we didn't know what our boundaries were. So we created boundaries as we went along. Okay, so you're not carrying like an index card around. That's like, please don't touch my asshole. No. No. No. It also feels like a bracelet. You should be plain out scenarios. So for example, if you've never been to a sex club and you're going with someone you're with, you should both be at least saying like, hey, if there's something that you want to happen, let's say you bring your boyfriend

and you know for sure you want to have a threesome with another guy. You need to kind of edge that on before there's a hot guy that walks up to you and then he's uncomfortable and you guys get into a weird fucking fight in the middle of the shit. Talk about your fantasies or what you would want to happen in that sex club first and things that you really wouldn't want to happen. I think like a yes, no maybe thing could be really good. Playful in text or some shit like that but like, you know, we're both very sexually open people.

So, I mean, even with that said, Mandy's talked about kissing being a boundary, right? Like, whereas I'm the opposite. I don't mind that. So I think that making sure- I thought it was a boundary. It wasn't anymore. Okay.

I mean, well, no. Again, we had a conversation. I didn't like it, but he was like, I'm a fucking 6-8 black man. Like, there's a way that I want to feel comfortable in this face too. And kissing, for me, lets the woman get her guard down. Like, he looks intimidating.

So for him, it wasn't even anything. intimate, which is how I perceive kissing, he was like, no, this is part of my consent and making sure whoever I'm playing with is comfortable. And I respected that. That is a fair point. It makes a ton of sense. Yeah. Because especially, and it kind of goes with kind of like

how men and women think about kissing because it is intimate. So for you, you don't necessarily want to see your partner doing that, but for the woman he's hooking up with, she needs that to feel like there is a sense of safety. And he needed it to just make sure it was all consensual. I can see that too. Like even just being

guy who like is trying to get yourself off and like knowing your girls they are and other people there like I need a little like sorry you know but that was also in the beginning we don't fucked all my friends together now and everything so I mean they're that and are you guys we don't talk about this all day we've other questions for you guys I just have one more question okay you have never had sex in a sex club are you naked like are you still like when I've gone yeah like are you walking around naked there's a clothing on um I'm wearing like lingerie or shit but like you're a lingerie I mean but by the way like I've definitely I definitely had sex with other people.

Like, I've three-some queen, but I just, for some reason, I can't do it in the sex club. Okay. Now, maybe now that was like a while ago when I tried, but I remember the night, like, we were making out on one of the beds. You and your partner. At the time. Okay. And it wasn't the one I'm currently with now. It was my first time going into a sex club.

And we went downstairs, and I remember, like, we were making out on the bed. And he took my panties off to go down on me. And the first thing I'm thinking, I felt like a fucking magazine, like, ad for insecure girl. I'm like, oh, man, if people are like me. Oh, man, what if I make a face? Like, I was just so concerned. Then, not even kidding, this couple starts having sex with this black dude. He was huge.

I remember he had dreads, I think. And I was like, oh, so what is he just a token BBC? Now I'm getting all righteous while I'm getting my pussy. And then I can't focus because I'm like, oh, other people fucked on this mattress. It's kind of skeezy. And like, I couldn't even like, it's just so many things were going on. Whereas I feel like when I'm alone, we're not alone because technically you're always fucking someone else. but my guard is just more down.

So there's no judgment if you're at the sex club, not fucking. No, not at all. Okay. It would be hard to get out of my head a little bit. You know, what does my body look like? I brought my friends there literally just to watch what was going on. And what's kind of the substance vibe? Like, are people drinking a lot?

Are people doing drugs? Are there rules about that? I ain't going to hold you. The one time I did, Molly, I was petting the walls. And I'm not going to lie. We all ended up just becoming a petting farm because... Cuddle puddle.

Yeah, the guys couldn't really get up on the Molly. And so we all just started just... We were all just eating each other's pussy laying down, massaging each other's heads. Like, it was literally about five of us just in a petting farm, I called it. I would say, I don't know if people are sober in the sex club, but definitely I've seen drug use.

I mean, no one's shooting up. That's my bounty. Yeah. I mean, I would say, though, I'm feeling people probably... I would say, especially if you're going with a friend or a partner, everyone for the most part, and my partner always just watched after me, you want to be sure that you're not incoherent.

This is not a... That's what I was thinking. And you will have the owner or whoever's running the party, normally will go around and make sure. Or like me, I become very motherly when I'm intoxicated. So I became the water girl. So I was going back and forth, naked as fun, just giving everyone water while we were all in Mali.

See, I knew you had a nurturing side. Yes, I do. I do. Not for babies. Not for babies, but for adults. For drunk girls. Yes. But the drunkness too, like I think that's another thing.

If you have to get wasted to have sex to sex love, don't go. Don't go. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I would feel like one or two drinks, maybe unite. You know what I mean? I need a drink to fuck someone, anyone for the first time sometimes. I'm like, ooh, I get a little, you know.

Yeah, like a personality drink. But I like what you said that, they actually make sure that you're not incoherent. A lot of people. But also that's why you go with someone you trust. A lot of people don't go alone. Single women can go, but a lot of us aren't in that space to just want to go that way. A lot of us roll with at least a plus one. And I think that that's important.

Just talk, hey, let's make sure we check in with each other. Even if we go apart, let's make sure we at least check in with each other. I love the idea of just going and like watching or maybe just like a little bit of like. That's what I do when I'm on my period. A little foreplay. I just not ever put pressure either. And I don't think, no. And I don't think people in the sex club would pressure you either.

Some of them enjoy being watched, right? Did you just say that? You enjoy being watched? Yeah, like... And I go to watch some time. So technically you're doing a job. Yeah, not every person is like rushing into this like super kinky crazy stuff. That I will tell you was in my own head, I think.

And even as someone that does this show, right, and knowing the club owner at the time, still, I was in my own head like, okay, I'm here, I should definitely fuck. Right? But it's just like, it wasn't even needed. And I think that you're thinking everybody's kind of watching and waiting for you to fuck, but it's like, no, they're just watching everybody to fuck. It's not you. We, I mean, we say that with everything.

People don't care about you as much as you think, as bunch as you care about you. They don't. They don't give a full. We think that every day, like, no matter what we're doing, sex club or not, just no one gives a shit, especially in New York, no one cares. It's like, we're all kind of self-centered in a way that we are only thinking about ourselves and also just we have too much, check on. No one gives a shit what you're doing.

All right. The people that are cool enough to go to a sex club really don't care about you. No one's in there like, who can I judge. I mean, don't get me wrong. I went to a sex party in New York. where they didn't have like a space. It was a traveling sex party. And I remember thinking,

and this is not me being conceited, y'all. Because I don't think I'm the hottest bitch anywhere. But I was one of the best-looking people at that party. And I said, oh, no. If there's somebody that I wouldn't fuck here. If I'm one of the best-looking, if I'm it, if I'm the prize, I need to go. I don't want to be nowhere where I'm the hottest.

I would feel like that too. They need to look better than me. Did I tell you about that one I was too? I don't want to say the name. But I'll tell you later. I remember going, I know with this German guy I was fucking around with at the time. And I remember we got in there and I was like, no.

You see how people are looking at us? That's fresh me and we're the gold. No one wants to feel like that. Like it's like part of like you don't want to be a club that'll have you or whatever that thing. Do you know how much bullshit made me feel? Do you know how many couples? When we started going to the sex club in Brooklyn, they let me know that they were all like taking bets of who get to have us.

Me and my nigga was the prize. I mean, you like to be surprised. You guys are so funny. You could not be more different. I don't want to be a hundred person there. You're second dick four minutes into it. You know, I mean, seriously. You know, I'm hot.

Like, I don't want to know people are looking at us, but I don't want to be the, like, if we're it. No. No, I want them to aspire to probably. That's what I'm saying. Aspire to. Like, I would want, like, to be. No.

No. Bitch, y'all aspire to be me. Am I nigger? The fuck? I want to go with Ashley because I feel like I could pick out girls you would like. I feel like I could scout. Like, I don't want to watch you fuck, but I can scout. If they look like Shan booty.

Are you a girl that's got to eat? Are you a girl that's got to eat pus? Huh? Do you, are you that girl? Do you eat pussy? No. I mean, I'm not, I'm just saying I feel like I could pick somebody that would be great for her. But I might at the sex club.

Like, I don't know. I've just never had like a spirit. You might, but you never ate pussy. It's like you've never had octopus, but. Oh, sorry. I probably wouldn't dive right into some pussy. Like at the, you know what I mean? But someone could eat my pussy.

I don't care. Oh, you're one of those. She just had tried it yet. I haven't tried it yet. But I will go with you. I was getting straight. I feel like Raina would be like, let's go down there together. Raina's eating pussy.

I'm saying on episode. You had slutty energy. You do. No, she's done. She's more like open like with hooked, like her mouth. I'm just like. And booty hole. Actually, she's not like a prude.

In a relationship, she fucks. You know, she's just not like looking pussy. Rina. I've, like, out of her relationship. We've talked about it before. Like the, I've fucked so many dudes. I'm into whatever. I've just like pretty straight.

Okay. I've slut. You know? Like, I think these days, it's like, I'm straight, sorry. Like, it's not. You know what's crazy? Damn, you're straight and a white woman. It's got to be rough.

Yeah. No, it's great. I mean, on Twitter, it's got to be rough. We are so oppressed. Don't you dare have an opinion. You straight white bitch name. Ashley. All right, you guys, do me next.

It's embarrassing. Oh, no, actually, our audience said you was so rat da-t-t-ta. Me? Yeah, they really like your energy. I'm in the ghetto. Rat-ta-ta-ta-ta. You don't remember that? The meme?

You don't remember the meme? Oh, yeah. Because you did the Zola Girl. Like, well, you just kept saying Beach. Like, they really, they really liked you. Oh, thank you. We had so much fun doing your show. That was right.

Then she just blended in at the moment, but don't worry. Raina, she's not even the one. Whatever. What? Oh, what? That's the fuck black guys. Say it. Is that where we're going?

You're like, I fuck the black guys around here. Say it. That's all I used to do. I love it. I'm getting hot. Oh, my God. You could have had a little baby me or wezy. I know.

Maybe. Maybe some issue. No, I just don't have, like, it's all across the board. If you were to, like, line up every guy I've ever thought. So you don't have a type? Not physically. Wait, so what's your type? Like, I like a guy that's, like, you know, like funny and successful.

But, like, if you were to line up all the guys I've been into, they would just look totally different. All mine look like brothers. Mine kind of look different, too. Except I realize, I mean, I fuck white guys and black guys. Not a white guy in a while. It's just the Trump era kind of ruined it for me. But they all had the same vibe. They were all tattooed, arts.

had that kind of energy. And I think that what you meant about not physically is kind of the same. I want them to have a certain... It's a vibe of our energy, but not like it can look, however. I was so honest with my partner when we met, I started showing him like my past people

and then of course we're in the space so he would see who I would... He was like, yep, we're all the same tribe. Same tribe. Literally, I even ended up going to Jamaica. And I was like, I'm not going to find him in there. Went to Jamaica, ran into this fine man at fucking Margaritaville.

some shit. That's what you can do there. And literally, he looked just like him. And I was like, I didn't know I was going to meet your cousin here. But yeah, they all look like. What's your time? Physically, I have none.

Like, if you saw my current man and my last man, you'd be like, I'm the only one here with a physical tight. Bald beard. A bald of the beard. That's what I're living. Physically, like, I don't know. Every dude I've dated is just different looking. Yeah. I'll fuck whatever. I like Nash. I just like something that makes me laugh.

I just like a vibe. Like I always say like, like, have a hard time on dating apps because I probably would have swip no on most of the people that I date. And so like I like to meet people in person because I would have just been like no, no, I'm shallow. I need to, that's 11-1.

No, no, seriously, like, when I'm thinking about it, even like the guys I think that had the hottest I've dated, I would have swiped them left too because I'd been like, he's pretty, he's this, or he's two, whatever. You can't feel their energy. You don't see how they walk, how they talk. That's why video is all dating apps.

That's, I'm not saying on the apps. That's why we don't love the apps. Like, I've never even gone on a second date or had a relationship with someone I met in the app. Really? It's all these guys I met in person. Like in the wild. I'm not trying to like make that, you know, I'm not trying to be like no second dates, but I just, it doesn't work out.

I don't know. I've met up with guys that looked exactly like their photos. They were cool and they had a crazy voice, you know, like a soft, like little, like this guy we called a Michael Jackson voice. It was wild. In a few weeks about a guy that wanted to see my other matches, so much so that he kept asking my password and like trying to break into my phone. Why?

Because he wants the watch for what reason? Who knows? Something I didn't say on my podcast because I didn't know if he was going to watch, but he was celibate for over 10 years. And I thought, oh, now that you know how I do horrible decisions, you want to know who I might get him big from. Oh, wait, he's celibate? Yeah, I didn't want to say it because I think he's no.

For what reason? No, no, no. He's not. Like a born-again virgin? No, he's like literally been so like, Don't get hard. His, like, in his relationship, he's not. No, it's like a long time.

He's super hot. I don't even think he's got a little dick. We were talking when he was in the gym. I think it's just something that is private for him, right? So I didn't mind it because all I said was, would you fuck before you get married? And he said yes, and that was all that mattered to me. Because then it became into this thing of like, well, look, maybe I fuck too fast. Maybe I'll have a deeper relationship with someone who is celibate.

Like, maybe it'll be nice. And then he was just a fucking weirdo and he needs to get fucked. No, I mean, 10 years, though, you really think you could bring him out of retirement? That's a long time. I even think it's like somebody trying more than what if you mean? I don't know. It's someone that's right, right? And I liked him, so.

It's not your primary partner. So, like, you know, I think you get emotionally out of one person and get sexually satisfied out of another person. But I mean, he was so good on paper that I was not shocked that he tried to take it through my phone after. I was like, oh, well, this is it. You're weird. Oh, my God. I did. I was like, hooking up with my neighbor when I lived back in Atlanta.

And I was like, I was like, I'm not going to date him. just like not cool enough, but we can fuck. And I like went over one night to try to like turn it into a booty call situation. I was like wasted. I put on laundry in like a long coat and like walk down there. And I was like, I'm so hot. Whatever. I was like stumbling down there. And we start to hook up and I was like, they just didn't feel like he was trying to fuck me. It was very weird. And before I knew it would happen, because like my reflexes were slowed, he had like rubbed his dick in between my butt cheeks and like came on my back and then ended up telling me the next morning he was a born again virgin. I was like, that was so weird.

And I was like, only in the south can someone tell you. He loved the Lord. Like, and your backside. But it wasn't even like a religion. It was, I don't know if he had like a sex addiction. He was trying to tone it down. But like also you put your dick somewhere and came on me. People have traumatic experiences though that bring them to that sometimes.

There's a podcast I produced with a girl who's celibate and she tells stories about the Bible. But she's super sexy and fun. And she's had sex before. But a traumatic experience brought her closer to God, which then brought her closer to celibacy. And she made a comment to me about how the closer she got with God, the more she became a celibate. And I think sometimes religion, and this is no shade to her, has this zap on us where we don't feel right about sex because we are so in love with God or whoever that person is, right, that you maybe can't feel pure. I don't know what it is. I mean, I can't relate.

My most. Me neither. We hear it all the time, though, from girls. My most religious friends won't masturbate or haven't masturbated before. Or they don't have a lot of experience with that. Like, they're just not as sexual. I hear it a lot. Yeah, it's how you grew up.

But the church, a lot of religions, they shame women enjoying sex. Oh, yeah. So to me, it goes hand in hand. I ain't going to sit here and try to get canceled by your folks, but I don't apply, supply, whatever you do to any of them things. We're not religious. What is it called? Not a supply.

Subscribe. Subscribe. There you go, that word. And so I love sucking dick from the back. I'm actually glad that you brought that up because I, okay, so you guys, we both just talking about sucking dick in general and I'm sure, but let's start with from the back and then we want to hear everybody. We want to hear everybody's tips.

We want to hear your tips. I mean, the tip is just to enjoy it first. Oh, yeah. You can't really give it unless you enjoy it. I always say that. That's the only way to be good at it too. If you don't enjoy doing something, you're not going to be good at it. Okay, so how do you tell people to enjoy it?

I always say this all the time. I love doing it, so I'm good at it. But if somebody's like, I'm not, I don't like it. I don't think you should really be into it if you don't like it. If you don't like it, don't do it. I don't want some. There's a lot of men that don't like eating pussy, then don't eat mine. Like, period.

I don't like. Because it's not even, you know, it's not even horrible. Don't be in there with a half-ass, like, I don't like it. Just don't do it. No, I don't, I've never had to force somebody down there. They enthusiastically do it. And that's what you want. I had a guy tell me once he was doing it for me when I tried to coach him into doing something.

I said, oh, that's why you're bad. Because you're doing it for me. 100%. I mean, it's a nice that he wants to try. I'm always having to get guys out of there. Like, I've just had a lot of luck with it. Good. I know. That's why I don't wear underwear.

That's what she's saying. Right. Easier access. See, I don't really like it. So it's the thing that can be added on. All right. Let's talk about sucking dick. Let's go back.

Yeah, well, I mean, to me again, I enjoy it. So I don't really have tips. But even to me, if you maybe don't enjoy sucking dick so much, I would say spit on it, jacket off and just lick the ball. I have a tip, I think, but I have it. To do that. Uh-huh. If you're like, if you get it real wet and you're just jerking it off, you don't have to do the whole.

Because it's pressure. That was my too. I think grip and pressure is something that people don't do in suck and dick. I only know this from watching it. Like you rarely see women or men like gripping dick when they suck it. And I think that like for one, I mean women listening for tips, right? When you're sucking dick, even if it's one hand, two hands helps because you can be stronger with two hands. mean that nigga got a good dick. If you can fit them both. Oh. Yeah. You know, you fuck the black guys, Ashley. Yeah, I know a lot. Like, I had, I realized recently that I've just had a, like, sexual history of pretty

large dicks to the point where I feel like now if I see a normal one, I'm like, oh my God, it's so small. And, like, I think I'm kind of fucked from it. Same. Which is crazy because even with sucking dick, I will say, I don't enjoy sucking the huge dicks. Like, I can't even go past the head. Now I feel incompetent. I do, like, a big dick where it's like, there's still room to go.

and like maybe I have to like jerk the rest off. Let's go back to this pressure thing because I think this is important. Friend and limb? People don't hold it enough. They're scared. It's too much. So I feel like there's that happy. If it is in your hand and you feel like you're doing that,

you could do pressure at different areas. So where the head meets the shaft, that little part that looks like a little balloon knot tie, like you can put pressure with your tongue, you can put pressure with your hands. But gripping is the most important thing, much like fingering, if someone was being lazy or if they were strong with

fingering you. And I'm not, when I say strong, I don't mean jackrabbing your pussy. I just mean, like, not being lazy with it. Pressure is a really good thing. Because when dudes jerk themselves off, if you ever look at it, they look like they're going hard. Right. And it's because they want to grip it. Am I lying? Well, there's a man in the room.

Okay. Fact. I mean, when you're you shake somebody's hand, you don't want like a dead fish. Like, you like, think of it that way. Like, give it a firm grip. A way to like it. Like, let's not say you, if you dislike the act, maybe, a lot of people may not like it because they feel like they're not good at it. that's 100. Someone has to tell you you're good at it.

It's positive reinforcement, I think. Gripping it and almost taking a little cockiness out of it, like, feeling like you're in control, like, sikes you out for it too. Because when I was younger, I used to feel like if I was going down on someone they had the leg up on me, I do not feel that way anymore.

Not at all. Like, I wanted to suck your dick. I'm going to suck your dick because I feel like it and I want to watch you have a reaction. Like, I almost get off from knowing... The power. That's what I get. I, like, I will masturbate to giving a blowjob because I like the idea that I turn somebody on that much. But I also have a tip that I don't think I've ever said this in the podcast.

But if you want to see how somebody likes their dick sucked, watch them jerk off and watch how they touch their own dick. I love to like mutually masturbate with somebody. So you can ask that and you'll get a lot of good ideas for how they like to be touched. Are they rubbing the head a lot? Are they like putting a lot of pressure on the chef? Watch how they pleasure themselves. Because like, listen, just like you like to get eaten out differently than the next girl,

they like their dicks suck differently than the last guy. That kind of goes the same. If you masturbate for somebody, they see where you're like touching yourselves if they pay attention for what they should do, where they should put their mouth or they should put their fingers next time. My ex, she was told me one time that she saw me like masturbating in circles. And I did. I didn't even realize I really do that until like later.

But like when I'm masturbating, I do circle a lot. And she started to do it. And it was like, oh, this is super hot. Because, like, it made me feel like, now you give a fuck. Right. So, Mandy, you quit talking about sucking from the back. Like, let's just talk. Like, it's more.

I mean, it's, I mean, I like also eating ass clearly. So is it a combo? Yeah, it's a combo. Normally that gets me back there. You also need a big dick for that. Yes. If it's from the back and it normally has to already be hard. Yeah.

To fit. But, yeah. So either I'll make them get on all fours and I'll pull it back so I can suck it. Or, like, kind of like, what she said, if they're just laying there and it's just, hanging right there. I'll just put my face down there and start sucking it from the back. So do they ever get surprised, like,

in a good way, in a bad way? Like, are the reactions mostly positive when you just grab? Well, I'm not just grabbing or going back there or doing anything without asking for this consent. Like, of course. There's been enough jumps and almost kicks to the face for me early on.

Like a horse? Yeah, I'm not just a safety person. Yeah, no. And I mean, even having the show, I'm very big consent and making sure that someone's on the same sexual level as me. Yeah. So I talk a lot. I talk a lot before, a lot after, and if we're going to continue fucking, now I get into

fantasies. I get into boundaries. I get into what would you try? What haven't you tried, but you've considered it? Like, I want to know all of that. What type of porn you watch? Those are all conversations that I, like, constantly have. I mean, people that have the best and, like, freakiest and wildest sex are having those

conversations. I was talking with this woman at this party, and she was like, people in the queer community are so much better at like the open verbal consent stuff in any sort of setting. Like it's kind of straight people that feel like having those conversations takes away from some sort of like romance or flow that they envision. But you have to talk about it. Yeah, but like even going back to the sex club that I go to, they don't allow people to come in after the consent speech is given. So they get everyone in the room sitting down, criss-cross, be with your partner. So all of us are in the same room. And the owner goes like

gives about a seven-minute consent speech. On what consent looks like, making sure that listen if someone says no, and literally every time the party is thrown, a consent speech is given. There's a BDSM checklist we did on an episode. I don't know if you remember. I found it online.

I think it's Bad Girls Bible. That's the website. I might be wrong. Yeah, because people will ask, but we'll find it. We'll link it. Oh, my bet. Sorry, y'all.

We want to talk about it, but I'm saying we'll find it. If you Google BDSM checklist, this might be really fun just to even like spark conversation, just send it to somebody. And I think they made it so easy where you can literally click it and just click yes, no, yes, no, maybe. And it's like handcuffs, spanking, flogging, anal play,

like choking, slapping, like all kinds of shit. And that can, even if you see a bunch of maybes with your partner, that could be fun because then you're like, shit. Yeah, I know you like to get spacked on the ass, but like now we can talk about this. What if it's the face? What if it's the test?

I like getting spanked on the tits and I never ask for it. Okay. I don't even know why. On your tits? Yeah. one person did it to me and I was like oh this is new huh okay because I love like I Spanking's like I just love it I'm like I don't know

I need a handprint but I'm like I've never I don't know about the I don't know about the I don't know about the teeth I'm about to say but also breast cancer like I don't want to just be getting hitting my tits mine are just too big like I just feel like you could slap around but I like I like the idea of like yeah that's what I could picture yours like they're all jiggling mine would be like a slap it wouldn't do anything it's not like hard just like light

it's like I feel it in my nipples and maybe it's like yeah it's the pressure what we're talking about the point is I want to go to a sex club to learn stuff I didn't even know I was into. Like, I like this idea. You know, I never even thought about slapping titties. A couple thing is a thing, too, people didn't know until sex clubs. I like watching. I do wonder if I would like to watch

somebody like, fuck my partner, like, suck their dick. Like, queen. Cut queen. Do you like that? Yeah. Okay. I... You both are into that? I mean, my man is good, so I'll be sharing his ass. Like, he was great. That's even... Shand came on our show and said the same about her partner. Like...

I'll take Shand's man. You know, listen. Listen. Both of them. They're like the hottest couple. No, seriously. That's my fantasy. Both of them. Okay, see, they can't really go in a sex club and have somebody look better than them.

Right. Because the one, you got Shan. They're the top. They're the top. So it's like... They have to go to Hollywood, but then there's probably a bunch of fucking weirdos. You know, they're all like Scientologists. They're like, God damn it.

I just say the scienceologist. Bitch, that's my greatest fear in L.A. To fuck a Scientologist? Yes. Wait, why. Girl, so... What's a Scientologist? Oh, girl.

It's like Tom Cruise. People. Okay. John Travolta. It's a religious cult. You need to watch it. You like documentaries, right? Yeah, you should check one out.

Going clear on H.P.L. I'll send it through. Dude, did you see the one where they were talking about how the woman was like underground for years? Yeah. No, Rana knows everything about science. Oh, my God. When she told my mom all about it, and my mom was like, Raina is so informed.

I read the book. I've seen a documentary. I know about it. And so basically it starts in the building in L.A. I could see it from my apartment. I can see it in my head right now. Bro, that blue biology building. Yeah, if you go from, like,

if you're in, like, Hollywood, if you're going towards Silver Lake, it's, like, in that area. And there's one in, when we're going to Times Square, we leave this, you'll see it. I used to live by it on 54th. And I remember strolling in one morning,

it was like 6 a.m. I was probably coked up, leaving Brooklyn. And I was like, damn, y'all scientists, huh? Oh, fuck up. But they were lined up outside to go to church.

Didn't Will Smith got into it? There's a lot of celebrities. I did an episode of them. Really famous people are, like, a different breed. And the reason it is. Because there's tears of money. They just be bored.

But bitch, they got black people, by the way. So for one, it's different tiers, right? And you can pay to get in there. Just like the church, but not really. They start you off with a personality test. They try to like... They figure out what's wrong with you. Like, what's wrong in your life?

Like your weakness? Yes. Like, for her website, if you sign in, it says, what's wrong? Like, what do you want to fix? All right. And we know you guys got to go. Can we, like... This shit was fun.

Ashley has to stop me because she knows I'll talk about this stuff. Well, no, I'm just like... I know you guys have a hard out. Ponsie scheme. I don't know what's going on. No, bro. It's so interesting. And then did you see

where they started to get it? They got the, what was the nation of Islam, bitch? This is what she do all the time. They put one in confidence. You think we could be on time anywhere? No,

it's because she does shit like this. I mean, I don't want to cut you off. If you want to talk about Scientology until you guys gotta go. I don't. I'm not interested. Mandy's on her phone.

Yeah, I'm not interested in this conversation at all. But I can't even want to hear more about like second deck and some of like stuff. You guys got to go soon. So I just want to like, should we just do like two of these, is this weird?

I think we can get through three of them quickly. Ashley has to rate them though. We can figure it out at the time. Yeah, we got it. We'll just, you'll just laugh at it. We may have more time than you think. What time is it? No, we don't.

Okay. Yeah, okay. So is this weird? Here's the first one. Okay, she says, I have an is this weird that has puzzled me beyond belief. I hooked up with this guy over the weekend. All was well until I was at brunch with my girlfriends the next day.

I look in my purse to get my wallet and there was staring me in the face. The used condom from the night before. Who the fuck does this? I never even saw him put it in there. It had to have been when I was in the bathroom afterwards. I have a lot of questions. Is this weird? Why didn't he just throw it away?

It makes no sense, but I would love to hear your thoughts. The worst part is he didn't tie it off or anything. So the entire inside of my purse was covered and come. Raina's dream, my nightmare. Who is putting me? So my only ass could be was the purse by the bed. Because maybe he just fling it out. I'm not going to lie.

I woke up and stepped on a condom, literally, yesterday. That's a good call. So if the purse was by the bed, for whatever reason, maybe he just... threw it off. But if the purse was like in the kitchen. Whose house wasn't? Right, we need more info. Either way, I just wonder where the purse was.

It sounds like he flung it off by accident because he would have tied it off otherwise. I can't imagine a person like putting a... I would have called his ass so fast. But first of all, this is St. Lorainte, no room for your condom. What the fuck were you thinking of putting this shit? But also, my YSA bag is covered in calm now? Gin's doesn't stay, like, it dries really fast. It's probably dried.

So, like, I don't, I don't believe that it, she wouldn't have felt anything in her purse. Maybe he's Cresty. No, she might have met crusty. Like, she might have been reaching for her Amex and it's like, you know. That's nasty. Sticky. Yes, no, that is weird. That's weird, but I need more detail.

I think he just flung it off. I don't think he, like, purposely put a cum bomb in her purse. Okay, but if she did, then that's just like a weird gink or like a weird thing. If he did, please get us his email so we can talk to him. Yes. Yeah, that's good. Amen. I would love to do.

That's one of those call-ins. Like, I would never really call people. about I want to call his ass. That's so true. Like, we should do, like, where are they now? Like, follow up. Not a where are they now. Where's he throwing condoms now?

All right. I'm currently seeing this guy that has some weird sex habits. We've been seeing each other for about two months now. He's over at my place all the time, so it feels like even longer than that. But basically, he doesn't let me touch his dick. He always has to be on top. When I try to switch positions, he sighs and looks disappointed.

So I just keep letting him keep going. I ask him about it, and he said he usually goes soft whenever a girl is on top, so he prefers to be on control. Okay, wait, it gets weirder. I have never given him a blowjob or a hand job or anything touching his dick. First time I tried to initiate sex, we are making out and I started kissing his neck, then chest, then he flipped me onto my back and just put it in. Afterward, he was like, yeah, I thought you were going to try to give me a head earlier,

to which I replied, yeah, I was. He said he doesn't need me to do it because he is always turned on enough anyways. I have never touched his penis. What is up with this behavior? doesn't come too quick, doesn't have a small dick. I've eliminated those reasons. Also for more contact, she says he's 30 and she's 25. So, you know, plenty experience.

I hope it's enough info and you guys can have fun. Well, that eliminated actually someone I used to deal with. Okay, so to me this isn't weird. I thought it's going to be come too quick. No, this isn't weird. A, it could either be trauma or B, like I dated an African. By date, that's a stretch. He was my sugar daddy.

But he never wanted head and we never had sex in any other way but missionary. And that was just what he wanted. He'd never want to me. He said that he didn't want me to suck his dick out of respect. He didn't think that that was a respectful act. And then as far as missionary, he felt that it was more intimate. Again, also respectful because we could look at each other. So to me, I've actually had a partner that did that.

But I was also getting paid. So I didn't. It sounds like she's never touched it. Like she's not like jerking him off. It's like never guided it into her own pussy. Like she's never touched his death. It was the same with me. Okay.

The only thing that I could think is that the head could be too intimate for him. Like, I could, and he could maybe just be fucking her and doesn't want anything more. And, like, head might be something he shares. I only have heard that with women, partners that I've had. But, yeah. Like, I've heard guys say they'll only go down on women they're with. And I've also been with girls that will tell me they don't like men going down on them or that I was the first because they, like, really want to have, like, a connection there. which I always feel like it should be the opposite.

It seems like the person giving may want that, but I don't know. I don't think it's weird. I don't think people's boundaries are weird. And that sounds like a boundary. I try not to shit on boundaries. Right. You're right.

That's fair. I also just think this is like there's probably trauma. Like I'm just, I would assume that like, because it's not even just the head. It's like you can't even touch it down there. Maybe he got touched as a child. I would assume, yes.

You just got to make sure he got no bumps. Huh? That's true too. If there's something going on there. I would just think if he would go. go to therapy a few sessions in, the therapist would realize why he can't let someone touch his dick. You know what I mean? Like this shit like always runs

pretty deep, I think. Yeah. And we always say, I mean, listen, you should talk to your partner, you should ask questions, but ultimately if like that person can't satisfy you the way you want, you can't satisfy them, then you don't have to be with them. You know, I know it's like disappointing, but you should talk about it always. And if at the end of the day, this is just like not what you want, it's just maybe not your person. I don't know. But always ask and try to talk about it in a respectful way.

I agree. Yeah. That was a good one. Okay. We have which one. Okay. I was having sex. with this guy and he kept spitting in my mouth, but then things took a turn when he grabbed two full glasses of water and poured one out onto my vagina while slapping it, and then with the other one, he took large sips and proceeded to spit them out

on my vagina. I'm talking large gulps, not just like a little spit to keep it wet. It felt like a waterfall in my pussy, but not in a good way. This was, in fact, drying me up even more because I was in a huge puddle and his couch cushion was soaked. Oh my God. On the couch! I was not picturing that on the couch.

Me neither. Not as all. At least it was his couch. Yeah, that's some, your... Girl, you ain't the first thing. But he also probably just figured it's water, it'll dry. Yeah, I would... You know what I mean? Like, it's water.

That's true. It's water. I don't, I mean, it's a weird. It's a kink he has for sure about making things wet and gushy, but he should have told you. Like, you need to tell me you're into this shit. Like, gulps of water. Like, if you picked up a cup before you fucking spit it on me, no. Well, I'm not...

In the slapping, like, I can hear it. Like, I can hear a wet slap. Like, I would be like, what is going on? I've done this too. I mean too. We didn't talk about it as a tip. My man, like, even, like, he could go rounds. So literally, instead of passing the water to me from the water bottle, he'll take a big gulp and literally feed me the gulp of water.

And then, like, they'll be, like, we do it with Lou. Like, I'm like, yeah, but you say we. She was like, what the fuck. Yeah, but no kink shaming here. I mean. No, no, no. She was like, what the fuck is you didn't talk to me about it. I mean, there's no kink to shame, but the kink that you don't let me in on.

But I think, like, I said, if this wasn't a conversation before, you make sure to have that conversation with him after. Like, is this something you're into? Are you okay with your couch? Like, slapping my pussy is a conversation. But no, but that's one thing. While he's pouring a water bottle on it, like, that's a production. Like, he's

like really, that's like a theatrical thing. But also it doesn't have to be weird. If you didn't enjoy it, you can also just be like, hey, I didn't really like when you did that. This is making me out of the moment. I think like, I got to tell you, I don't think I ever told you this. When I was like 22, 23, I dated.

this beverage director at this restaurant. And we always have, like, so much wine and champagne in our apartment. And, like, he liked to pour champagne on my pussy and, like, lick it off. That's hot. That is hot. Champagne is nice. See, because it costs is the price. When you pull out Poland Spring, it's like, no.

If it's Desani, are you kidding me? That is a Pepsi product. Did you guys know that? It's Coke or Pepsi. We know all about the same. DeSani is my safe word. I hate Desaini. I talk about DesaSrieney all the time.

That's your safe word? Because I, like, we were joking because it's, like, going to take me out of the mood real quick because I hate it. it so much. It's like trash water. That's hilarious. So if some guy poured, like, that for me, it would be like, get out the Fiji. You can pour it all over me. I don't care. But like, if it was Desani, I'd be like, that's all I'm worth. I have

to be honest, though. I think that is a kink that she experienced and agree, no kink shaming, but the one that you don't tell me. And I think not telling me you're about to pour water and spank my pussy. No. And it's, it's like a mess. Like, it's like, there's a lot going on. So I just

feel like you should be prepared if you're getting doused with anything. It's extreme behavior to me. It's not like, I've noticed it. You know what I mean? It's not like you sort of slipped a finger in. Like, it's extreme. I'm sort of slipped a finger bottle. Like, I'm, yeah, that's a lot.

It's just in production. Water going everywhere. Like, is this girl going well? Do you? All this stuff too, like when we hear things like this that sound a little out of the ordinary, we're like, he probably just saw it in a porn. It was like, I'm going to try it. You know what I mean?

But it's a conversation first. 100%. Mm-hmm. All right. This was so much fun. So fun. Right at one hour. You guys killed it.

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